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Speaker 5: pointing deridingly at Sweeney. I don't really know what happened
Speaker 5: between them.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just him, you know, it's just him.
Speaker 5: We're back from a busy week weddings. We went to
Speaker 5: Disney for some fucking reason. It was fun, but also like, man,
Speaker 5: I'm really fucking tired.
Speaker 1: Still. We really overdid it. We like very much, so
Speaker 1: overdid it.
Speaker 5: There's some people there Joe was there all day. He
Speaker 5: was Joe's there from like seven am or some shit.
Speaker 5: I'm like in good shape and also crazy, also crazy.
Speaker 5: The crazy thing is the is the big thing. You've
Speaker 5: seen many out of shape people commit to things.
Speaker 1: That I don't really understand. We The part that struck
Speaker 1: me was when we had to drive them back to
Speaker 1: their car and Joe parked literally a mile and a
Speaker 1: half away from the park. Was that instead of just
Speaker 1: paying thirty five dollars for the parking, he parked outside
Speaker 1: of he parked in a residential area from like not
Speaker 1: near the center like that. It was down past the Anahunt.
Speaker 5: It was like the kind of the kind of airbnb
Speaker 5: that we would rent for VidCon, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: where it's like far ish. It's not walking distance necessarily
Speaker 5: from Disney, but you could if you wanted, if you
Speaker 5: really committed.
Speaker 1: What a yeah, interesting with a choice. Interesting. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is a very interesting choice. Actually would not do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Usually, if anything, we all like would pitch
Speaker 3: in for parking or something.
Speaker 1: But he came by himself or what it was.
Speaker 4: Used with other people. I just it's just a wild.
Speaker 1: Just like give me five bucks and then like we're
Speaker 1: all good. I'm sure if just Justin was like I
Speaker 1: would have paid. I believe I believed him, and I
Speaker 1: was wrong for believing he brought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably said it's just a quick walk, which it's.
Speaker 3: Not, and then you saw the park get smaller, and yeah,
Speaker 3: driving in the opposite direction, it's a really quick walk,
Speaker 3: which like I feel like I think in not in
Speaker 3: not beating sun temperature probably like.
Speaker 1: In like in like fall time, like Chris a little
Speaker 1: hood you on September.
Speaker 4: September, that is like a reasonable walk sort of.
Speaker 1: Man, it's not a good walk after the park still.
Speaker 5: No after That's exactly true. That's exactly true. You're already
Speaker 5: walking everywhere.
Speaker 1: It can't be it.
Speaker 3: Can't be longer than ten minutes. If you got to
Speaker 3: walk long in the ten minutes to do that, like
Speaker 3: like the like amusement park parking, you gotta walk long
Speaker 3: in ten minutes. Man, it's gonna be a bad fucking time,
Speaker 3: especially when you leave. So it's like, yeah, just bite
Speaker 3: the bullet. You're already going there spending an asshole. What's
Speaker 3: an extra thirty.
Speaker 1: Five dollars is what everyone said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane, that's like the opposite of when people won't,
Speaker 3: like there is plenty of parking and people won't just
Speaker 3: park further and walk when they're like waiting for convenient.
Speaker 1: Parking which is like almost never available.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they'll cool. It's like, nigga, just park. We
Speaker 3: would have been there if we walked, ye, Like, I
Speaker 3: know some people like that. And I, uh, my friend,
Speaker 3: as the car was moving, got out of the car
Speaker 3: one time because one of my friends wouldn't stop. He
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not I'm not doing this and the
Speaker 3: car was still moving.
Speaker 1: He just got the fucking car crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're spent. All of us went to a wedding.
Speaker 5: It was a it was a great time.
Speaker 1: It was a good time.
Speaker 4: It was fun very which I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: It was a quick wedding. I think that is the
Speaker 1: best experience with wedding I've had because it was quick.
Speaker 3: It was quick, it was it was good, it was
Speaker 3: it was interesting because most weddings I i've that was
Speaker 3: probably the most traditional like kind of wedding I've been to.
Speaker 3: A lot of them were a lot more like low
Speaker 3: key or there was some element that was a little
Speaker 3: bit different. Uh, this one was more like Okay, the
Speaker 3: toasting like it was all like it was all like hitting,
Speaker 3: like the beats, the the dancing and then like the
Speaker 3: usually you'll see the viral videos of the dance number
Speaker 3: and ship, so you had like fucking the choreograph. It
Speaker 3: was like it was like, oh man, it's hitting, it's hitting.
Speaker 3: All the beats is crazy, the complete opposite of what
Speaker 3: I did. And the vegas and like, nigga, do you nigga?
Speaker 1: Do you all right? Get the funk out of here quick? Damn.
Speaker 3: They were shoving me and they were shoving the other
Speaker 3: person in the direction to maximize.
Speaker 1: Guys almost got married wrong people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was cool though. Man, congrats to the.
Speaker 1: Yeah Show. They got their name in the credits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jordan and Nis let's go. They were cooked yesterday too,
Speaker 1: I bet because they hung out. They hung out. You
Speaker 1: guys hung out with them also on Monday as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did it. Just insane. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: guys hung out on Monday. I was like, what over here?
Speaker 1: Over there? Over there? Oh did you stay in the area? Yeah?
Speaker 5: OK, because I had no way back and I didn't
Speaker 5: think about it because I I drank of it.
Speaker 6: Dude, either, we told you that we were I wasn't thinking.
Speaker 6: I think I blacked out a little bit too.
Speaker 1: But we're when we're on the way.
Speaker 3: I sent the text of the group thinking that you
Speaker 3: were there because when the last time we spoke, you
Speaker 3: said you were going to come early because you had to,
Speaker 3: and then you asked him like, hey, are you cool
Speaker 3: with that? And you reluctantly were like, yeah, I guess,
Speaker 3: and so I thought, okay.
Speaker 1: No, yeah.
Speaker 5: I immediately was like no. Like the second I woke
Speaker 5: up that day, I was like, no, I need to
Speaker 5: sleep more.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous happened.
Speaker 4: I don't need to I didn't need to be there
Speaker 4: that early, right, There's no reason.
Speaker 1: Ended up happening was I didn't go with Lily. Lily
Speaker 1: went with the girls earlier and then I left around
Speaker 1: one something. Oh who did you go with? I went
Speaker 1: with the the broomsman because we didn't have to go,
Speaker 1: because you don't have to get our hair done everything right?
Speaker 1: Why did you go with him? He was because I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not a groomsman, I'm not going So
Speaker 1: I mean you had a deal.
Speaker 4: It's just like the way back.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh ship, oh, literally you live the
Speaker 7: stone's throw for me?
Speaker 5: Like, I know, I didn't think of it, but yeah,
Speaker 5: that's stuck there for a night.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's what I went to Downtown Disney and
Speaker 1: clearly probably draking you guys shouldn't have done. No. I
Speaker 1: wasn't drinking or anything.
Speaker 4: It was it was very chill.
Speaker 5: It was just like, you know, man, I was just
Speaker 5: kind of getting a feel for like the play because
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I guess I'm gonna be here tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Oh? I actually think Downtown
Speaker 1: Disney is a better experience for you, probably than Disney World. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just like a grown up chill spot to be in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it reminds you of city walk a little bit,
Speaker 6: okayming where.
Speaker 5: It's just like, okay, you can just wander in here.
Speaker 5: You don't necessarily need to do any crazy ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That Earl Sandwich place is fucking sick.
Speaker 1: The breakfast sandwich they got it crazy.
Speaker 5: And then I didn't have the break but I had
Speaker 5: I had the Italian and twice that day I had
Speaker 5: the Italian.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really fucking good or sandwiches
Speaker 1: in the span of three hours.
Speaker 4: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I looked at is he the fucking flash. He was
Speaker 1: also high as a kite when it was crazy.
Speaker 5: I looked at my tab, so I only spent like
Speaker 5: sixty bucks the entire day. Yeah, like sixty seventy bucks,
Speaker 5: which is like less than a switch game. Yeah by
Speaker 5: quite a bit. Yeah, less pretty much. Props to the
Speaker 5: was it? There were two There were two coasters there
Speaker 5: that were pretty good. Oh Guardians, Well I don't know
Speaker 5: about that one. Why did you like Guardians because that
Speaker 5: scared me the whole time.
Speaker 1: You're a bitch tower pretty much.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like a it's.
Speaker 1: It's you know that. It's like we ought to be
Speaker 1: thought we would like talk about it. We were like we can't.
Speaker 1: We just these rides the rule now.
Speaker 5: Because I always think about that kid flying off. But
Speaker 5: it was like, yeah, no, it was weird because like
Speaker 5: they give you seat belts and they tell you to
Speaker 5: tug on them, they tell you to like make sure
Speaker 5: that they're secure, and shit, I just like I just
Speaker 5: did not have faith in the seat belt every time,
Speaker 5: And so when it goes up and then it shoots
Speaker 5: you down again, you're levitating off the chair and you're
Speaker 5: like I could smash it to the ceiling and explode.
Speaker 4: And the second time I did it on an edible cool.
Speaker 3: So it was like extra Scarrett, you got to fuck that, dude.
Speaker 3: I did Supreme Scream one time in seventh grade, so
Speaker 3: I was like thirteen, and I was like, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is one time experience. It never needs to be replicated.
Speaker 3: Is I survived?
Speaker 1: It didn't die?
Speaker 3: Because like, it's it's just it. I don't know, I understand.
Speaker 3: I'm also, you know, agrophobic. I don't like heights, so
Speaker 3: it's doubly shitty for me. I'm like, fuck this. It's
Speaker 3: like I like, to me, my favorite roller coaster, for example,
Speaker 3: is Space Mountain, specifically.
Speaker 1: Because you just can't see the floor.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I hated Space Mountain for that exact reason.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, it was like it was so dark the
Speaker 5: entire time, and I'm like, what's the point of this.
Speaker 5: It's just moving you around.
Speaker 1: In the dark, fucking riote.
Speaker 5: It's not the well, you don't even get a sense
Speaker 5: of the speed because you're not you can't see anything.
Speaker 3: Well, there's lights everywhere, so I'm zooming past them.
Speaker 5: It's barely and then and then like they but they
Speaker 5: trick you in the beginning with the lights because like
Speaker 5: they zoomed the lights by you faster than they're actually going,
Speaker 5: so that immediately breaks your trust in the in the
Speaker 5: speed of the lights.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I'm cool with it just because
Speaker 3: like I I you ever been on a ship. I
Speaker 3: think it's called ghost Rider and so not spurry Farm.
Speaker 3: It's a wooden coaster and it's designed to feel like
Speaker 3: you're gonna fall off in any moment.
Speaker 4: It's that's what roal ghosts are.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: This one's built purely out of wood to feel creaky
Speaker 3: and like the speakers in the in the seed that
Speaker 3: like make creaking.
Speaker 6: Sounds and like cracky like yeah and like bolt breaking
Speaker 6: dot m m P three.
Speaker 1: If yeah, No, it's I.
Speaker 3: I just don't the I guess the I'm not a
Speaker 3: thrill seeker like that, so it doesn't Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: I like the big rides, the Six Flags in Jersey
Speaker 1: by us all like the crazy rides like they fucking
Speaker 1: you didn't credit Claster when we went to Uh, I
Speaker 1: don't care. The only good road. That's the only good
Speaker 1: roller coaster there. To be honest with you, you.
Speaker 3: Were see the Superman ride. Yeah, standing up the legs
Speaker 3: cut off. So I didn't do that one because I
Speaker 3: was I was too bitch to do that. It just
Speaker 3: it just there was something about it that I'm like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm gonna be the one that's gonna jet.
Speaker 1: Off this thing.
Speaker 4: I don't feel that I'm tall to.
Speaker 1: Do rides coasters in there, like and if I was
Speaker 1: really thin, I'm just too tall to do roller That's crazy,
Speaker 1: So like like short and too tall, like you so
Speaker 1: wouldn't they what? I don't five five two so genuinely
Speaker 1: like five ten is a sweet spot for like being
Speaker 1: able to get on rides just like significant amount of
Speaker 1: people that just cannot ride them, most people, and that
Speaker 1: range most people.
Speaker 5: I think most roller coasters can accommodate smaller people because
Speaker 5: kids going on them, Yeah they do now they do anyway,
Speaker 5: I remember when I was a kid, like there was
Speaker 5: like a high level. Anymore, I feel like I haven't
Speaker 5: seen them in a fucking long. I've seen, dude, they
Speaker 5: were like damn near babies.
Speaker 1: Going on these roller coasters. I'm like, fuck, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell.
Speaker 5: I don't know if, like I guess it's easier to
Speaker 5: accommodate for smaller than it is for larger. Yeah, because
Speaker 5: larger would have to That's the entire redesign where it's
Speaker 5: like you really just have to clamp the thing a
Speaker 5: little bit further down, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know, orrew some ball, you can do that way. What
Speaker 1: did we say the kids turned into when he hit
Speaker 1: the ground, We said he and then uh and then
Speaker 1: uh ragel thornberry for someone, That's what it was. That's
Speaker 1: what you said, you said, what did we say? I
Speaker 1: forgot I gotta remember. It was smashing stupid. It was fun.
Speaker 5: I like roller coasters though, like so so for me,
Speaker 5: I'm just like the Credit Coaster was cool, Tarer Terror
Speaker 5: was cool, or The Guardians whatever.
Speaker 4: But it's it's still the two Terror. Arguably, it's still horrifying, and.
Speaker 1: It's out the moment that you know, you take the
Speaker 1: picture and he gets to the top and he take
Speaker 1: the picture of you. Crits was looking out because he
Speaker 1: saw the whole fucking Theory theme park and he just
Speaker 1: looked worried. It's like the picture like.
Speaker 5: I was stone faced, and every picture that was on
Speaker 5: every ride because I was just like frozen.
Speaker 1: For a lot of them, you were panicking into the
Speaker 1: deep state of panic. The Taro.
Speaker 5: Terror scared me just because like I just I'm not
Speaker 5: used to flying off the chair like that, and the
Speaker 5: seatbelt is done in such a way where like it's
Speaker 5: loose enough to let you you know, it's not like
Speaker 5: you're really secured in you can fly a little bit.
Speaker 1: I was just like, no, man, yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I would do it again. I want one person, so
Speaker 1: I just like going back of it.
Speaker 5: That's what I kept thinking, is like someone's gonna especially
Speaker 5: because like the seat belt, they give you a look
Speaker 5: like car seat belts. They look no different, so you're
Speaker 5: looking at them, and like, damn, I could really just
Speaker 5: like if I had an intrusive thought, I could really
Speaker 5: just press on this red thing and then I'd be
Speaker 5: free flying. Yeah you know, even accidentally, just like my
Speaker 5: elbow hits it or something like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Don't do that? What do you mean? Don't do that?
Speaker 4: Of course, don't do that, But what if something happens?
Speaker 1: If you know, man.
Speaker 4: They said they lock during the ride, But like, I don't,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I believe that.
Speaker 3: I don't want I I just don't, like, I don't
Speaker 3: like the idea of dying outside of my control.
Speaker 1: That's entire dying. That's sorry. Nope.
Speaker 3: See I'm I'm skilled enough to avoid almost everything.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna kill yourself? No, I just will natural causes.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping as well.
Speaker 7: It's like soft well, it's not like Junior outside of
Speaker 7: your control, but it's like out outside of my control,
Speaker 7: meaning that like, you know, I could be where I'm
Speaker 7: gonna be, like say, if I'm old into crapit, it's
Speaker 7: like all right, I'm just gonna like I'm gonna go
Speaker 7: in some Adam stranger's house and die, you know, so
Speaker 7: I'll be, you know, a problem like that's it's a
Speaker 7: great way to die.
Speaker 1: Like you just die, That's what I'm saying, man, just
Speaker 1: make it.
Speaker 3: I really hoping that somebody uh stuffs me like they
Speaker 3: do that taxidermy thing and they keep me in the closet.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the thing.
Speaker 3: So like I'm gonna ride at my will that one
Speaker 3: of my closest friends like keep me in the closet.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who. Just decide amongst yourselves. I would
Speaker 1: just have I want to die. I want, I don't care,
Speaker 1: I don't like, just just blow me up, send me
Speaker 1: to space. Just don't reanimate me. That's it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: definitely don't want to come back. I don't know.
Speaker 3: See, I want to come back if they can actually,
Speaker 3: if it's like real comeback, like I'm actually going to
Speaker 3: have consciousness and remember my past self.
Speaker 1: Right. Otherwise than what's the point. But it's a whole life.
Speaker 1: There's no homosexuals. I'll be fine.
Speaker 5: But if they if you could stop it, if you
Speaker 5: could stop me here, if you could say stop me
Speaker 5: here at this moment and then reanimate me later, I
Speaker 5: might do that. But if I'm like eighty, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, like just like here's my thing.
Speaker 1: I don't want another.
Speaker 3: If you if you can be reanimated, I'm sure they
Speaker 3: can make you godlike you can feel great.
Speaker 1: Probably probably, Like it's more about just the amount of
Speaker 1: life lived. Like I'm already bored out of my mind.
Speaker 1: You're bored.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm over it. You really the way you're still here,
Speaker 5: I don't know, because it's too boring.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to do. The
Speaker 1: other side is a little extreme, you know, like that
Speaker 1: it's extreme.
Speaker 4: I just think it's like too lame, too bad of
Speaker 4: a reason.
Speaker 1: Feel like just oh I'm bored. I'm gonna go jump
Speaker 1: off a building. Yeah, it's a lame reason.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the perfect reason?
Speaker 1: No? I want to, like, I want to, I feel
Speaker 1: like it. I feel like I feel like there's nothing
Speaker 1: more control than killing yourself.
Speaker 3: You know that is the most dangerous to say, and
Speaker 3: it's kind of you know, people say like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a coward's way out. I'm like, trust me, your your
Speaker 3: instincts keep you from killing yourself all the time when
Speaker 3: it should be probably a good idea.
Speaker 1: So the people that.
Speaker 3: Go through and you're like that that's courage, sonag.
Speaker 1: It's couraging the most coward way. It's selfish. But I
Speaker 1: don't think it's it's cowered.
Speaker 3: The courage cowered exactly because me, like, there's times where
Speaker 3: I'm so tired where I'm like, wouldn't this be easier
Speaker 3: to not be here?
Speaker 1: Dude? I have had hangovers where I'm like, I would
Speaker 1: easily like.
Speaker 6: If I had any any way to do it quickly,
Speaker 6: I would have probably done it.
Speaker 3: And then it's just like it keeps us here. The brain,
Speaker 3: our instincts like no, nope.
Speaker 1: Don't do it, don't do it. I don't have those
Speaker 1: no more. But I don't got that I don't have
Speaker 1: to do it? What keeps me off of like the
Speaker 1: roller coasters, you know what I mean? For me, Like
Speaker 1: I don't I'm so I'm so just done, you know,
Speaker 1: like so like like nothing really, I don't get scared anymore,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't have like a you know, like
Speaker 1: I pick up a hot pan, I'm like, oh, when
Speaker 1: I start killing I'm smelling my own cooking meat, and
Speaker 1: I put it down then. But I don't have like
Speaker 1: a hey, don't I think what's going up? Like I
Speaker 1: think about like going inside the oven, having someone turned
Speaker 1: on it, see if I can fight away out of it,
Speaker 1: because I feel like in an oven it's harder, like
Speaker 1: it's harder to open oven from inside of it than.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, not so much harder that it would
Speaker 4: be like a fight.
Speaker 1: It's a push. I feel like I've always thought that
Speaker 1: opening an oven from the inside is harder. Do you
Speaker 1: think that there's like.
Speaker 3: Is there a lock that what you from the but
Speaker 3: there's nothing to trigger the lock though there isn't.
Speaker 1: But like I don't know why would there be a
Speaker 1: lock in an oven? What?
Speaker 4: Why would they do that.
Speaker 1: Keep victims in? I guess keep people in, Yes, so.
Speaker 5: Do you think that they would do that? Do you
Speaker 5: think that that would be brought up at some point?
Speaker 5: Do you think at a certain point there wouldn't have
Speaker 5: been a lawsuit of some like kid locking himself in
Speaker 5: an oven, but that the dad didn't know and then
Speaker 5: he needed it and you couldn't get out.
Speaker 3: Do you know they have a bluetooth preheating so that
Speaker 3: type of scenario could happen.
Speaker 1: That is wildly dangerous.
Speaker 3: Dumb kid or something gets in it, plays around, falls asleep,
Speaker 3: pat of Lily Jackass.
Speaker 1: I just finished I don't know, fucking playing Call of
Speaker 1: Duty for three hours straight, not talking to his wife. Yea,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fucking pre eat it. Squeally's gool just
Speaker 1: smell so weird. Will you'll be fine for a little bit? Well,
Speaker 1: it's like play, Do you have a hample.
Speaker 4: Time to get out of there?
Speaker 5: You have ample time to get out of an oven
Speaker 5: that's just began to you, Absolutely do.
Speaker 4: It's kind of insane how much time.
Speaker 3: But I'm hoping the kid like gets so scared they
Speaker 3: pass out and then they cook.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, passing out at the fear of something so avoidable.
Speaker 1: It is crazy to me.
Speaker 3: That's what I would love to happen, Like if something
Speaker 3: horrible is about to happen to you, like some guy
Speaker 3: so here the killer straps you down, he's about to
Speaker 3: gut you and stuff with no anastes or nothing like
Speaker 3: hope you.
Speaker 1: Just pass out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you know, then he goes to talent
Speaker 3: and he's bored because you're not screaming.
Speaker 1: He's like man slapping you and ship like, wait, that
Speaker 1: fucking loser didn't even scream and I put you in
Speaker 1: an oven. You didn't even whale. I was trying to
Speaker 1: cook you, dumb peak. I did not even fight.
Speaker 5: But he sits there like, oh, man, I guess I'm
Speaker 5: in an oven.
Speaker 1: He did a four hundred degrees guess. I guess. Uh,
Speaker 1: I guess that's gonna be my final YouTube video. Huh
Speaker 1: do you think.
Speaker 4: He's vlogging in the oven?
Speaker 3: I guess I'm truly big because I'm truly cooked. As
Speaker 3: the as the kids say, now it is.
Speaker 4: I know that there's like a general survival I know
Speaker 4: that there's a general survival instinct, But is there other
Speaker 4: scenarios you can envision where like it would be just
Speaker 4: on the cusp of you even attempting to survive, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like that monkey's submitting to the leopard. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: monkey submitting to the leopard.
Speaker 5: Where it's just like it's like whatever, whatever you like
Speaker 5: might as well, Like this might as well happen with monkeys.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like what do you do if you
Speaker 3: saved the monkey, like you saved that monkey and monkey
Speaker 3: is like I.
Speaker 1: Was, I don't have the will to fight. He's essentially
Speaker 1: what's gonna eat anymore? Monkey attacks you? Is mad? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: that was the monkey.
Speaker 5: The monkey essentially in that moment is dead, right, and
Speaker 5: you've saved it.
Speaker 4: But like he's already gone, like he's on he's accepted
Speaker 4: death and now he doesn't have to face it. But
Speaker 4: like now I was just like, oh, well, what what
Speaker 4: do I have left here?
Speaker 1: Now? I was ready seeing a monkey clock out like
Speaker 1: from life is crazy, It's done.
Speaker 5: I think about that about people like who've been in
Speaker 5: comas and who come back.
Speaker 1: We're like I wonder how they feel about it, Like
Speaker 1: I what if they look at I wonder if they
Speaker 1: look at it like really probably very well wrested.
Speaker 4: No, it's actually probably horrible.
Speaker 1: Rat they probably Oh yeah, man, I'm so gaunt. Did
Speaker 1: people always like were people always in comas? What do
Speaker 1: you mean you think comas are a thing that like
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like could you be in a coma in like
Speaker 5: the seventeen hundreds, aren't you just dead?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You could probably bury a lot of them.
Speaker 3: Unless unless they had certain apparatuses that work, like the
Speaker 3: way that you know, like you you'd feed people in
Speaker 3: the same way if they had things like that back
Speaker 3: in the day, which I imagine they did.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Probably not.
Speaker 5: I can imagine that, like they just like saw people
Speaker 5: was like, oh, his breath is really shallow.
Speaker 1: Zombies came from bury him. Yeah, he's done, he's gone.
Speaker 1: Maybe were the idea of they buried someone they thought
Speaker 1: was dead but he was actually just Oh that did happen.
Speaker 4: I know that happened.
Speaker 5: Like people people were like in deep sleeps or ship
Speaker 5: or ship like that, and he would bury people where
Speaker 5: they would, I don't know, be high or they would
Speaker 5: crash out and they would bury him. And they had
Speaker 5: like little bells in the uh in the boxes that
Speaker 5: they were buried in, so in case that they were alive,
Speaker 5: they could pull the bell. She was like a pretty
Speaker 5: like it seems like a really easily manipulate.
Speaker 1: That means it's happened so many times they had to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: It happened enough times that they had to do it.
Speaker 4: But then my thing is just like, bro, just kill
Speaker 4: like if you know it was not moving, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: if you think it's dead, like don't we Like The
Speaker 4: reason why that can't happen anymore is because we like
Speaker 4: fucking do the cut open and the fucking you know,
Speaker 4: the we drain all.
Speaker 1: The blood, we do, we do the post we do
Speaker 1: to post death fucking right, so I don't wake anybody up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure knows bomies come back. I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even balm the flesh so to make sure that
Speaker 3: it can't be properly reanimated and come back to bite us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank goodness man, because zombies was my number one fear
Speaker 3: for until like like a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even they're so like thirty five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's such a there's such like a there's so
Speaker 1: problematic that it's like it's what's even being afraid of them?
Speaker 1: It's like whatever, if it happens, happened.
Speaker 5: I think I could see like them like were if
Speaker 5: they were to exist, it would be treated as a
Speaker 5: pretty mundane thing.
Speaker 3: I guess it depends on what the style of zombie.
Speaker 3: Well not yeah, not twenty eight days later or shit
Speaker 3: like that, like that would be a problem. No, fast zombies, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fast is not that's not contendable.
Speaker 1: I think about fast zombies that that it would it
Speaker 1: would resort in like wherever it would happen, would just
Speaker 1: getting nuked to fuck like it would just happened quick.
Speaker 1: I guess, like it wouldn't like it wouldn't even be
Speaker 1: like it'd be less would be a question. It would
Speaker 1: be less than an hour of like oh there's like
Speaker 1: nine they'd be like, oh we're this place is glass, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this place is fucking wind. But slow.
Speaker 5: I could see, like I could see slow being like
Speaker 5: almost like deer in upstate New York, where it's just like,
Speaker 5: damn it, there's more. There's more zombies. We got to
Speaker 5: call the call the hunters from Long Island to come
Speaker 5: up and like clear it.
Speaker 1: Clear out a little bit. What like Dona the dead
Speaker 1: zombies dead, Yeah, they're prety. The modern ones are what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? The original Donna dead ones are
Speaker 1: still pretty slow. But the new ones. So that's that's
Speaker 1: that's that's the that's the mid two thousand, the ushers,
Speaker 1: but the shot of the dead ones, they're just.
Speaker 3: Kind of dead ones landed the dead, same thing. They're
Speaker 3: They're slow, except for there's that one Nigga zombie. He
Speaker 3: starts like learning and he's like, oh, he gets a
Speaker 3: gun at the end.
Speaker 5: It's so it's so stupid the idea of trying to
Speaker 5: figure out like the science of a zombie in that
Speaker 5: way where it's like could they learn, Like how would
Speaker 5: you justify them learning?
Speaker 1: It just it depends on how much of their brain
Speaker 1: is reactivated. It's pretty much.
Speaker 3: I feel like it would be really stupid for that
Speaker 3: to happen. Sure, I imagine like zombies have to be
Speaker 3: in the same vein as like, oh, their nervous systems
Speaker 3: just doing things kind of like a jellyfish or something,
Speaker 3: you know, right.
Speaker 1: Like like I don't even think they'd be able to
Speaker 1: go upstairs, Like I think if like if if someone
Speaker 1: died and came back, I don't think like like I
Speaker 1: think stayers would stop them. It's slow ones even well,
Speaker 1: they're like quick, but they can't like I feel like.
Speaker 5: Think a quick one would be fine because because a
Speaker 5: quick one isn't really a zombie.
Speaker 1: I understand that, right, But like if you if you
Speaker 1: are dead and you come back, right, you have only
Speaker 1: your base functions of like movement and stuff, and like
Speaker 1: jolting around. The idea of like even standing up might
Speaker 1: loot you to a degree like walking or like fucking
Speaker 1: like all of that would just be.
Speaker 5: Like my feeling was always that it would be cool
Speaker 5: if there was like a like a almost like a
Speaker 5: like an evolution to them, where like they would start
Speaker 5: off as quick and horrifying, but over time they would
Speaker 5: like tokay, and like they would get slow and then
Speaker 5: they would become.
Speaker 1: That thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of I'm that has not been as far
Speaker 4: as I've seen.
Speaker 1: It happens in Walking Dead, but they don't. They don't die.
Speaker 1: It's not doesn't walk down.
Speaker 3: They're always they're well, they're they're slow, but they're absolutely decaying.
Speaker 3: So in the later seasons they look disgusting, which is
Speaker 3: kind of cool. At least they did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. The thing is like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I didn't for me when it comes to the idea
Speaker 1: of zombies, always like this is such a like a
Speaker 1: It always ends up being like what is this? This doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense, like so much of it doesn't. They
Speaker 1: never will. They just have the impulse to try to
Speaker 1: eat people, right, but then they would be so slow.
Speaker 1: You can stand by a ledge, then it comes near
Speaker 1: and you move away from the ledge and just falls off.
Speaker 1: Come on, you're a comic book guy.
Speaker 6: Like, it's just it's it's whatever spend, That's why it's there,
Speaker 6: That's why it's like that.
Speaker 3: It's like, I was just thinking about the citizens Metropolis
Speaker 3: being like, all right, man, you know this nigga Clark
Speaker 3: and Superman at the very least, why aren't you at
Speaker 3: least questioning it?
Speaker 1: You know, he's doing much of a du fist, but
Speaker 1: he's a doisu. I'm like, you know, there's plenty of
Speaker 1: people that look like other people. I guests. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you'd be like, oh, man, Clark can't looks exactly.
Speaker 4: Like, can't look like carrot top.
Speaker 5: Do you think it would be as effective as of
Speaker 5: a disguise to just wear glasses?
Speaker 1: I Mean the thing for me with Clark is that
Speaker 1: like Clark is also stupid, right, because it's like that's
Speaker 1: he's kind of bumbling. No, No, that's clear, that's clearly Superman.
Speaker 1: It's like that is clearly Superman. But for me with
Speaker 1: Spider Man, Spider Man interacts so heavily the same times, right,
Speaker 1: he was like the same so heavily people, you know,
Speaker 1: like May, what did you say? He interacts so heavily.
Speaker 1: He's like the interact so heavily with like the people
Speaker 1: like that. Peter knows. So it's like May, there's no's
Speaker 1: hearing Spider Man's voice and not Oh, that's not my child.
Speaker 1: That was especially distracting when Toby was was Spider Man,
Speaker 1: like he has nobody has that voice aside from him,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, that's the only person
Speaker 1: in the world with that.
Speaker 5: I don't even think I've ever heard somebody do an
Speaker 5: impression of Tobey Maguire. They can't because it's not possible.
Speaker 5: It is distinct and unmimicable. If there's a good impression
Speaker 5: on Tobymgure out there, send it to me, because I've never
Speaker 5: even seen in.
Speaker 1: A it's not an impressions someone that someone who also
Speaker 1: sounds like that.
Speaker 4: It would just be it would just be, it would
Speaker 4: just be dB Maguire calling in.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to put some dirt in your eye.
Speaker 5: You can't not possible. It's it's like it's like a
Speaker 5: reverse gravel somehow. Like I don't even know what to
Speaker 5: call him, a frost of a voice, like frost frosty
Speaker 5: is a good way to describe it, actually, like frosting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So like when he's.
Speaker 5: Like when when he when Mary Jane's like on the
Speaker 5: roof or whatever with him and he says something, I
Speaker 5: think it's spider Man one, It's like, you know who
Speaker 5: I am. I'm just like literally pause, like that's Peter,
Speaker 5: I'm a friendly have the card spider Man, stupid, stupid
Speaker 5: spider Man.
Speaker 1: Dumb dumb as ship off the middle.
Speaker 5: When I was a little kid, he used to leave
Speaker 5: that that note for people, it's your friendly neighborhood spider Man.
Speaker 5: You did know he remember reading that like in like
Speaker 5: comic books or like seeing it in the show and elsewhere,
Speaker 5: like it was in the movie as well. But I
Speaker 5: just remember not understanding that concept, like that sentence conceptually,
Speaker 5: because I've never heard, like I've never heard of anybody
Speaker 5: described themselves that way. So I just kind of thought, like,
Speaker 5: is he calling himself a neighborhood, Like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't one to judge. I want to child like.
Speaker 5: I just genuinely was like, he can you call yourself?
Speaker 5: What makes somebody a neighborhood?
Speaker 1: Like? What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Because I don't say the concept of a neighborhood designated
Speaker 5: thing because in New York everything's everyone like it's like
Speaker 5: it makes no difference. Actually, so it's like it's very
Speaker 5: It was deeply confusing to me that there was that
Speaker 5: neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 1: The Spider Man not help, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: He's in Manhattan all the time, and he's from Queens, Like,
Speaker 5: what do you mean neighborhood spider You're you're not You're
Speaker 5: not really you're everyone's spider Man that.
Speaker 1: Goes to the Bronx. He's using neighborhood a very gm.
Speaker 4: Like you must be a neighborhood for some reason?
Speaker 1: What does that? Is that a figure of speech? I
Speaker 1: don't know yet.
Speaker 5: I had the wherewithal to understand, like maybe I just
Speaker 5: don't know this figure of speech, but I didn't have
Speaker 5: enough courage to ask what it meant.
Speaker 4: I found out way late when.
Speaker 1: You didn't want to. You didn't want to seem stupid,
Speaker 1: but you were a kid thinking that deep, so you
Speaker 1: were already not that dumb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I felt like it would betray it
Speaker 4: would betray myself.
Speaker 1: To I think.
Speaker 3: Do you think that it originally was just supposed to
Speaker 3: be like neighbor but it didn't sound good because like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, how friendly neighbors Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just kind of sounds like something's missing. But
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's because we're so used to
Speaker 3: hearing neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: I think it's the culture of New York being like,
Speaker 1: this is our city, like one big city, the idea
Speaker 1: of that, So it's like the neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Friendly neighborhood because like but also because to the point
Speaker 3: where he says, I've never heard anybody say that outside
Speaker 3: of Spider Man either.
Speaker 1: Actually, when it comes to when it comes I've never
Speaker 1: heard someone saying neighborhood referring to all of the boroughs.
Speaker 1: I've never heard someone say that.
Speaker 5: I've heard like inc then like oh, that's the neighborhood
Speaker 5: watch or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But that's more localized, proper neighborhood. To post with the entirey.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: This is what this is what drove the confusion to
Speaker 5: me when I was four and five years old.
Speaker 1: Is that called Matt Murdoch. Don't go to Brooklyn. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't see him in Brooklyn help people out well
Speaker 1: because it's all gentrified anymore. It's in mega gentrified. From
Speaker 1: what I remember. That's what he actually missed was a
Speaker 1: nightmare place. When I was growing up, it was a
Speaker 1: literally it was like Harlem's right above house kitchen on
Speaker 1: the Wasn't that man, it was bad. It wasn't that.
Speaker 1: It was really bad. Same with Brooklyn. Brooklyn was a
Speaker 1: nightmare growing up. Now it's fun.
Speaker 3: Gets some nice barbecue that's all done by you know,
Speaker 3: white guys with beards.
Speaker 5: Artisan hipsters. This is a nice This is a fucking
Speaker 5: pork rib and it's like a cube of meat with
Speaker 5: like a bone flag sticking.
Speaker 1: Out of it.
Speaker 3: I literally saw a tray somebody showed like, I'll look
Speaker 3: at my Brooklyn barbecue.
Speaker 1: Everyone flame guys.
Speaker 3: I felt bad for him because he wasn't like trying
Speaker 3: to ship on the place, and I was like, ew.
Speaker 1: Is that barbecue and broken?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: That's so psychotic because it was always near the water,
Speaker 1: was always the better part of Brooklyn was getting better
Speaker 1: towards Brighton Beach. Everything, and then because a fish would
Speaker 1: always come up and become a new member of this society.
Speaker 1: Well it was Jewish had money over there. That's why
Speaker 1: there's like money over that.
Speaker 4: I think Guy's more to do with the fish that
Speaker 4: would come up and become members of the society.
Speaker 1: Not the Jews. Definitely not careful the passive characters. I
Speaker 1: stopped saying that. Seriously. I understaid I ever been in
Speaker 1: a long time when you end up writing I'm going
Speaker 1: back to sometime then this year just fuck, here's going
Speaker 1: the winter it's so weird.
Speaker 7: I mean I do too, But that's that's when there's
Speaker 7: the most like is that when the retreating I guess
Speaker 7: actually they do.
Speaker 1: They thrill into a frozen rat king get elementally powered up,
Speaker 1: so it's an elemental rackets like a five ice troll,
Speaker 1: but an ice RACKI frost damn just to be crazy frost.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Something else happened, Oh, the switch, the switchy switch to man.
Speaker 1: We mentioned we talked about the switch though, yeah, talked
Speaker 1: about well, we talked about you have you have the skin,
Speaker 1: you have the legal with the price lady. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Now with the tariffs, like oh we got a real
Speaker 5: uh but then but now that then I heard since
Speaker 5: then that like Trump is like undoing the tariffs for
Speaker 5: like everybody but China.
Speaker 1: They're putting a pause on them for that. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Here's the problem with that, because I have so I
Speaker 3: didn't have enough time to confirm this set because it
Speaker 3: was already said once he was gonna pause them. Then
Speaker 3: the White House like, no, we're not. Because like so
Speaker 3: the stark mars start going up a little bit and
Speaker 3: they're like, no, we're not. So it started going down again.
Speaker 3: And then so now I'm saying reports that they're gonna
Speaker 3: pause it again. I don't know if that's true or not,
Speaker 3: because I also saw somebody saying the White House say
Speaker 3: no again, but I don't know if they were lying exactly.
Speaker 1: I think it's a schizophrenic. The market is dictated by
Speaker 1: a hearsay yeahs fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: It is genuinely completely fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So he went up there with like a like a
Speaker 5: disguise or something on TV and just said some wild
Speaker 5: ship you could tank everything. So he could personate the
Speaker 5: president really well and then just ruin everybody's lives.
Speaker 3: Do like a great makeup and be like I'm an
Speaker 3: Elon Musk and then just like snap your neck and then.
Speaker 5: Like the Tesla's stock price shoots up. Dude, I mark
Speaker 5: my words, Mark my fucking words. When Elon Musk inevitably
Speaker 5: dies because he bullied him, he was smart enough to
Speaker 5: bully himself to do it.
Speaker 1: He fucking.
Speaker 6: That stock price is gonna shoot so high up, it's hilarious.
Speaker 6: It is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Where you're gonna the second I hear that news, I'm
Speaker 5: investing in Tesla, by the way, I would second I
Speaker 5: hear that news, just like see.
Speaker 1: The Pillow Attorney stuff, where like he was trying to
Speaker 1: stream it.
Speaker 5: Oh, he streamed like the tutorial or whatever, and then
Speaker 5: he died. He died a bunch of the tutorial or
Speaker 5: something like that. Something damn near equivalent posted about it.
Speaker 1: It's stay fucking hard that.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm happy to see like a general kind of
Speaker 5: a general kind of reframing where like it seems like
Speaker 5: a lot of people are kind of just getting there.
Speaker 4: It took people way too long, in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Everybody's money's getting I'm glad there's only so much money
Speaker 1: and awesome this is I've seen a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I've seen like American flag, Christian fucking emoji, people talking
Speaker 3: about their fur and k right, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: you saw the light.
Speaker 1: Still too many people that are because I can't help,
Speaker 1: but uh, you know, read.
Speaker 3: Some comments as soon as I see a dumb post
Speaker 3: and I just can't help it.
Speaker 1: I can't help.
Speaker 3: But like I told some guyles like, you're terrifyingly stupid,
Speaker 3: because he was.
Speaker 1: It was pteriphy it because it was I was just
Speaker 1: like you it, okay, okay, this is all that. All
Speaker 1: I saw was just news.
Speaker 3: A response to the one hundred and four percent tariff
Speaker 3: on China. China's like gonna do eighty something percent tariffs,
Speaker 3: which would obviously butt fuck us to high heaven, right right,
Speaker 3: And the person was like, first he said, no big deals, no,
Speaker 3: like we really do much trade with China anyway.
Speaker 1: And then the first that was the first thing. That crazy,
Speaker 1: That was the first thing.
Speaker 3: And then the person person responded with, you idiot, that
Speaker 3: like where we get most of our.
Speaker 1: Ship and they.
Speaker 3: Also he doubles down by saying, oh so you think
Speaker 3: you think this is about China. He's all, you think
Speaker 3: this is about Chinese goods. He's like, you're you're so retarded,
Speaker 3: like they get I'm like, dude, and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: do you in his brain?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you think is happening?
Speaker 3: I I am, like I said, I say, terrifyingly stupid,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, you have just as.
Speaker 1: Much voting power as me.
Speaker 5: The other thing that really brothers me about it is
Speaker 5: that like I think, like idealistically, I like, I'm I
Speaker 5: come from a perspective where it's just like I would
Speaker 5: love a hypothetical reality where we had nothing to do
Speaker 5: with anybody else, you know what I mean, where like
Speaker 5: were just like you know what, yeah, fuck getting all
Speaker 5: of our ship from everywhere else. It's do everything here,
Speaker 5: Let's just do Let's just do it it like dome
Speaker 5: ourselves away from everything because everything and.
Speaker 1: It doesn't need us.
Speaker 5: You know, that's not a real like you can't that's
Speaker 5: not how anything's going to work.
Speaker 3: Ever, it's not realistic. There there are certain places that
Speaker 3: specialize or certain countries that specialize in certain things. What
Speaker 3: I find it really funny is that Joe Biden was trying,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: He was like, we got chips, like that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Like, all right, so he was doing a lot of
Speaker 3: infrastructure things and trying to build bring manufacturing jobs over here.
Speaker 3: And then Trump fucking dismantled that ship. And I'm like, brilliant.
Speaker 3: And people think he's a masterful, masterful gambit. You know,
Speaker 3: he's like he's used to do it everything, so this
Speaker 3: is all tactical.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 3: I saw a guy, this guy from South Africa by
Speaker 3: the way to South African flag at least, so fucking retard,
Speaker 3: and he was like, unfortunately no half half but anyway,
Speaker 3: but he was just like to the pause and the
Speaker 3: news about the pausing of the terrorists, he was like,
Speaker 3: this is a this is a brilliant plan Trump, And
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: A lot of them, boss man, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of them are just like they're not even real, hull.
Speaker 1: I usually algorithmically, I think maybe they're getting the bots.
Speaker 3: Maybe the bots are getting better, because I'll I'll check
Speaker 3: their page to see like their traffic and see what
Speaker 3: they're interacting with, and they seem real.
Speaker 1: But maybe the bots are getting better. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 4: Even if they even if they are real people. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, they're bots, Like it's a bot.
Speaker 4: I mean people call them NPCs for a reason.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're completely like whatever you want to call it, deprogrammed, reprogrammed,
Speaker 5: Like I don't even know.
Speaker 3: They're just I feel like that meme that's been going
Speaker 3: around where it's showing Trump beating the ship out of
Speaker 3: some maga guy and then the next shot it's just
Speaker 3: him laying on the floor like this is Biden's fault,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is exactly what's happening.
Speaker 1: It's basically because I can't even be mad at anymore,
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 5: But there was a rumor before all this stuff happened,
Speaker 5: but the switch was going to be I think like
Speaker 5: five hundred and fifty bucks and six hundred for the
Speaker 5: for the bundle of one cart, which is like, man,
Speaker 5: that would that would be rough. That would be a
Speaker 5: rough sell for most people.
Speaker 3: It's quite a bit, you know, especially when you're not
Speaker 3: massively you know, like they ever do. There's not they
Speaker 3: ever massively overhaul or upgrade their their their hardware. I
Speaker 3: shouldn't say overhaul, but like just upgrade it into something
Speaker 3: much bigger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a powerful as like a PS four
Speaker 4: from what I've heard.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, like all right, always a step behind. Cool,
Speaker 3: just won't catch up, all right, But it's like whatever.
Speaker 3: And then tariff stuff with tariff wars going on because
Speaker 3: of components and things that we get from China.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 3: And I've already seen Amazon canceling certain shipments because they're like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're not We're just we got to figure something else
Speaker 3: out because this is gonna be really problematic and.
Speaker 1: Most people get the ship from China. It's dude. I
Speaker 1: saw a video.
Speaker 5: I saw a video of some dude going like, see
Speaker 5: the egg prices are down. Look, the egg prices are
Speaker 5: finally down under Trump, And it was fucking ship you not.
Speaker 5: It was Cartonervc's for a dollar sixty nine. And I
Speaker 5: was like, that's not right. And I looked. I looked
Speaker 5: into it and it was the fucking confetti eggs for Easter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like the the sheer, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't you know.
Speaker 3: The problem is is that guy a grifter and he
Speaker 3: knows or is he just liked Yeah, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's impossible to tell a nimore that Benny Johnson, Guy,
Speaker 5: I haven't tweeted in a while, Like I'm the only
Speaker 5: things I've tweeted a bit about like marathon because I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm kind of like excited about it, tell you.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 5: This dude comes out and he goes like losing money
Speaker 5: doesn't cost you anything, like and he's like one of
Speaker 5: these like right wing like guys with like a show
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 3: It was one of the been one of the Russian
Speaker 3: paid ones. Oh he got Karna how Tim Poole. Uh
Speaker 3: them they all got the hundreds of thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: a month yet Tenant Media by Tenant Midias. So yeah,
Speaker 3: Bennie Johnson was one of them.
Speaker 4: What a fucking idiot it his takes.
Speaker 5: So he's obviously like a paid, fucking loser who doesn't
Speaker 5: have any backbone. You know, he started off somebody somebody
Speaker 5: notified me of this that he got fired for plagiarism
Speaker 5: at BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1: Like the idea of this dude plagiarized, You're like.
Speaker 3: What kind of Harry Potter character you You're so fucking
Speaker 3: lazy dude. You can't like you're not even writing like
Speaker 3: really bombastic articles and you can't and like where you
Speaker 3: feel like, fuck, I'm a little bit underqualified, I should
Speaker 3: I should borrow from other No, you're you're writing slop
Speaker 3: and yeah, and you still have to plagiarize that.
Speaker 5: That's so insane. That is plagiarizing at BuzzFeed is hysterical.
Speaker 5: I can't get over how funny that it is. Like
Speaker 5: what you put Tommy Pickles as the answer for for
Speaker 5: question two twice.
Speaker 1: Like what do you like?
Speaker 5: What are you even fucking doing at BuzzFeed that you're
Speaker 5: plagiarizing anything.
Speaker 3: These people are all such losers all of their beginnings.
Speaker 3: It's like they're failed at acting, writing some type of something.
Speaker 1: It's always some monumental failure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somehow form of another guy Michael Knowles who was
Speaker 3: Daily Wires. It was another failed actor and he fucking
Speaker 3: role playing some game band.
Speaker 1: What do you do now? He got he has a
Speaker 1: charge him proper, You got a Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because they've been dude. That investigation never went away. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it never went away.
Speaker 1: It's looking in England they're like, yeah, we're still investigating.
Speaker 1: It was like the same thing with the Romaine.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with Romania, but like
Speaker 3: how they're still investigating the taps and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: it's been years.
Speaker 1: I guess it.
Speaker 3: Some things take years, even though it seems like it
Speaker 3: seems open and shut to us, Like I saw the
Speaker 3: evidence against Russell Brand, for example, and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: what what are we waiting for?
Speaker 1: Whatever? It's not I'm not in law enforcement.
Speaker 4: Or extradited because he's like foreigner or like, what's the
Speaker 4: situation there there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so probably it happened over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was when he was in in the
Speaker 3: UK proper, he was doing a lot of you know,
Speaker 3: dumb ship that he should be raping. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of rapists allegedly allegedly. But it's why he became conservative.
Speaker 3: It's why they always do it.
Speaker 1: That's what that. Maybe that's who comedy shorts rapist was
Speaker 1: all this time.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a stupid accent.
Speaker 1: They do have. They do both have silly accents. I
Speaker 1: just saw. I forgot that comedy shorts rapists used to rap,
Speaker 1: Like for a while, gamer, it is who you're referring to,
Speaker 1: go our character that we created. Wait, who are you
Speaker 1: talking about again?
Speaker 3: So Degie, Well so before so he wasn't comedy seriously,
Speaker 3: he wasn't comedy shorts rapist at the time, right, right,
Speaker 3: So he is transitioned to.
Speaker 1: What's what's what do you he? Deggie? I was, are
Speaker 1: you gonna say that? You're trying to I don't even
Speaker 1: know where that was going. I was, I was.
Speaker 3: I just stopped myself from saying, Deggie the rapist, thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you for stopping yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're trash.
Speaker 3: I mean, but I mean the proofs in the pudding.
Speaker 3: We saw him do the chloroform stuff. He can't even
Speaker 3: so he animated himself doing it. Get almost like gloating.
Speaker 3: That's fucking in some sense. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, he
Speaker 3: for the whole twenty seventeen era whatever the trash and
Speaker 3: I I missed his I didn't. I might have seen
Speaker 3: one before, I don't remember, but I got I follow
Speaker 3: this like bad Songs Instagram page, and I just forgot
Speaker 3: how bad of a rapper he is because especially it's
Speaker 3: because his voice, because he sounds exactly the same.
Speaker 1: So he's rapping, but he's like, holy.
Speaker 4: Fuck, that's tyn to stave you album?
Speaker 1: Right Chloroformative years. Yeah, yeah, man, was that fake band
Speaker 1: that we invented? Oh you weren't there.
Speaker 5: It was Jay was Jake as Jake, Joe and I
Speaker 5: were like, we gotta make a band called Uh. We
Speaker 5: were just I don't even know what the fuck was
Speaker 5: going on, but like Flunkers McCann z, I was trying
Speaker 5: to convince I was trying to convince uh, that's what
Speaker 5: it was. I was trying to convince Jake that the
Speaker 5: song that was on the it's called this song that
Speaker 5: was on the Laps because of Disney. Was like, Oh,
Speaker 5: that's Funcker's Mackenzie from their debut and he said like, oh, ship.
Speaker 1: Really completely believe. It was like a completely believable Dave.
Speaker 1: I guess his motherfucker's looking it up. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like it. We were talking about yesday you're going home
Speaker 1: because you're unfortunately behind people's house and you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: watch off with the dumpster.
Speaker 4: Oh, the dumpster giggler is gonna get you. Man, you
Speaker 4: gotta watch out.
Speaker 3: It's like what a notorious like like a criminal that
Speaker 3: the dumpster He.
Speaker 6: Just sets up shoving peoples dumpters and giggles up a
Speaker 6: storm and then and by the time police come, he's
Speaker 6: already moved on to some different kind of dumpster.
Speaker 1: Damn near impossibly far away, he laughed. He laughs to
Speaker 1: the point that like it's like fucking worldly bop boot
Speaker 1: boot sounds and dust coming out of inside of it.
Speaker 1: It's like like it's just it's maximums. He's like, he
Speaker 1: does the mask type of stuff. What does that do?
Speaker 1: He's giggling, so he's having like real giggle fits in there.
Speaker 5: I was high as fuck in the back of the
Speaker 5: car when I said this. By the way, this has
Speaker 5: no basis that I.
Speaker 1: Was decently high too, so it was it was interesting.
Speaker 4: I saw a mummy at like a ride or something
Speaker 4: at the Mummy Ride.
Speaker 5: No, because that was universal. I don't remember what the
Speaker 5: context was. I think it might have been like the
Speaker 5: Haunted Mansion or something. And I was like, I saw
Speaker 5: a mummy, like and I thought it was like, is
Speaker 5: that is that a working mummy?
Speaker 1: Is it like a real mummy? Is that a working
Speaker 1: mummy or a real mummy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like I was like, is that they hire mummies?
Speaker 3: A lot of people get so dumb when they're fucking smoking.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. It was just fun to entertain.
Speaker 3: That didn't happen to be No, because I was thinking like.
Speaker 4: Like, did they start hiring mummies.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, And.
Speaker 4: For a minute I believed it, and like, let me
Speaker 4: tell you something.
Speaker 1: When I when.
Speaker 4: I found out they were hiring mummies, I damn near
Speaker 4: lost my mind.
Speaker 1: All of the dumb ideas I have. I stopped holding
Speaker 1: them back. I let them through. See Jay linno driving
Speaker 1: a tank? Yes? What are you saying? Wait? Huh?
Speaker 4: I did not see this.
Speaker 1: Something to see? He said he was protecting the neighborhood.
Speaker 5: What do you fucking mean? Where is he the Palisades?
Speaker 5: I don't know where he driving a tank through like
Speaker 5: burn down houses?
Speaker 1: Let me see?
Speaker 4: That is crazy?
Speaker 1: How did I tank?
Speaker 5: I can't believe I didn't see this happened. I feel
Speaker 5: like I would have been the perfect audience for this.
Speaker 1: Did I say this.
Speaker 4: Play little tank?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Man?
Speaker 4: It doesn't understand?
Speaker 1: You have to speak tank. Did er looked up the
Speaker 1: un episode? Yeah, yeah, it's got complete. I should clear
Speaker 1: my ship. You should tear your ship.
Speaker 5: Whenever I look up crazy Ship like that, I always
Speaker 5: like just delete all my history. I never used the
Speaker 5: browser on my phone for anything serious anyway. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: like I'm always just like get rid of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I usually just don't like what the fuck where's the.
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 1: Are you making this up? Food's gone wild? No, I'm
Speaker 1: not making it should absolutely come up? Is what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That is a tank going down the street and you
Speaker 1: can see his giant head?
Speaker 4: Wait is that Jay Leno?
Speaker 1: You can see his giant ass head?
Speaker 4: How do you know that's not just like a guy
Speaker 4: because he has the I think he has the Is
Speaker 4: his face all bruised?
Speaker 1: I think his injuries there's not completely here, neighborhoods.
Speaker 5: Watch what the fuck is happening? He's taking out to
Speaker 5: Conan's house trying to make sure he's trying to blow
Speaker 5: up Conan.
Speaker 1: Conan. You see this taller guy just point blank. Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it, Jake.
Speaker 5: The episode of Conan's podcast, you it happened live where
Speaker 5: they're recording. They're they're interviewing I don't know, Aubrey Plaza
Speaker 5: or something. Yeah, and then their studio erupts. So Sona
Speaker 5: is dead, all of his assistants. So Jordan Slansky has
Speaker 5: torn a Sunday in half.
Speaker 1: By Colon. Conan's arms gone punished. Conan would be crazy.
Speaker 1: He's got no arm in an eye patch.
Speaker 4: I mean that's literally actually just Venom's state.
Speaker 1: Literally, I don't even know.
Speaker 5: I don't even know why I set that up as
Speaker 5: if like he has one missing arm. He does holding
Speaker 5: he's got got like the hand, the black thing, the
Speaker 5: red right.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Fulton, Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4: I love the I love the rocket fist that you
Speaker 4: can get in that game where like the rocket travels
Speaker 4: so slowly rocket.
Speaker 1: Fist, rocket fish. It really does feel like Android. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, who is it? Sixteen? Oh yeah, sixty? I
Speaker 1: love all maturium.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just like, it's just like, I'm sorry, we
Speaker 5: gotta move on. Yeah, you gotta get the fuck out
Speaker 5: of here. I just thought I just imagined cat dog,
Speaker 5: but it's dick Pussy and that's the show, and that's
Speaker 5: the whole show.
Speaker 1: Dig pussy.
Speaker 5: Oh god, we gotta move on to questions, Maj. George Costanza.
Speaker 5: Oh remember you could read it. You could give us
Speaker 5: fucking questions if you want.
Speaker 1: To dog questions. Oh wait, one dollar, so you cannot
Speaker 1: do ads anymore.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of niggas that are like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: so stick of these really terrible ads on Spotify and
Speaker 3: all this ship.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one buck. One dollar will get.
Speaker 3: You access to bake through on free feed and some
Speaker 3: Cuddy one dollar stock tank Betty, Betty Eyes one dollar
Speaker 3: snuck tank Betty.
Speaker 5: They do that like they like at like concerts and
Speaker 5: ship they're always singing. They have like a jingle that
Speaker 5: they've made up about, like their little bottle of water.
Speaker 1: That's like somehow not we're not Like I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 1: Man is dying, okay, and I'm hearing the stuff and
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, just have some curry. You'll be all right.
Speaker 4: It would actually be good for your voice. Actually maybe
Speaker 4: not super spicy.
Speaker 3: That is zen Curry in Vegas. I missed that place, dude,
Speaker 3: that was so good.
Speaker 1: Where we're at.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't even remember. Actually it was in North Vegas,
Speaker 3: zen Curry, North Vegas.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't remember the streets all right, Well,
Speaker 1: he looks for once, have some caffeine. Yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: you just have a Have you never had coffee before?
Speaker 1: Like it'll just melody? Is it just Starbucks? I got
Speaker 1: you turned off to coffee.
Speaker 6: It made me more so, like you know, Starbucks is terrible, right,
Speaker 6: like the coffee, like even just coffee wise, It's like, no,
Speaker 6: you're not that that's not even closest.
Speaker 1: I just want you stable. I don't want you wired.
Speaker 3: I can't because like right now you're like not even Yeah,
Speaker 3: you literally wants a fucking blanket right now, so you
Speaker 3: can just just knock out.
Speaker 4: He's gonna go to sleep and roll over on a dog, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then not and then not move when the dog
Speaker 4: is struggled.
Speaker 1: When the dogs like saying help, I'm dying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hellging George Costanza, So Lily's.
Speaker 1: Dogs. When other people have something to say, it's literally
Speaker 1: whatever things are going on correctly, I like, I have
Speaker 1: to real it. Fine, Fine, So Lily the house of
Speaker 1: Almos got sold because old lady let the house getting
Speaker 1: She's just by herself. You know it should happen dogs.
Speaker 5: So to translate, the house next to Lily got sold.
Speaker 5: It was lived in by a geriatric woman.
Speaker 1: You said, I'm assuming, yeah not so she is a
Speaker 1: very old lady. And it's really really sad situation. But
Speaker 1: the people that are gonna buy our tenants probably they
Speaker 1: came over and they have like a little Bernese mountain
Speaker 1: dog with a puppy one and I was like, this
Speaker 1: dog is so it's adorable. Okay, have you ever seen
Speaker 1: him before? I don't even know what you're saying. A
Speaker 1: Bernese mountain dog Bernese. Yeah, did Lily Bernie Sanders wolf
Speaker 1: Wolf Wolf Wolf mountain dog wolf dog breed Universal Healthcare wolf.
Speaker 1: This thing it was a little pup.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess done with the oligog's wolf. I
Speaker 4: gotta be honest with you. This is the most generic
Speaker 4: dog I think I've ever seen. Like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I find I find this to be like a rather
Speaker 4: as a pup.
Speaker 1: A little pup one. It's so cute. That is adorable
Speaker 1: that I am. That is me. I am the puppy.
Speaker 1: I am become dog wolf what kill all of the oligous?
Speaker 1: I am dog? The I am left kill I'm tired of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Dog. It's so cute.
Speaker 4: I think most dogs are cute generally, but like.
Speaker 1: Whatever, A few dogs are ugly.
Speaker 4: But what's so sad about him?
Speaker 1: He's not sad. I was really cute. I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I really want one. That's it. It's my home. That
Speaker 1: was the story.
Speaker 4: That's what you do while I want a dog. Sorry,
Speaker 4: mag George Sands are your time is up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, is not gonna get read now fortunate for
Speaker 1: you should have Roden faster. I should have wanted a dog.
Speaker 1: You should have hoped to have a dogs. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want a dog.
Speaker 4: And your question, George sands around. He says if sweet, says,
Speaker 4: what do you call it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: And calls it the wrong thing. One more time, I'm
Speaker 1: going to set fire to a medium sized library. What
Speaker 1: do you call it? The paperbacks? Yeah? Exactly, there you
Speaker 1: go ahead. Did you see ship? Was it Kuayvo with
Speaker 1: the lancer? What was I think Kavo made a lancer?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Not a real one?
Speaker 3: He has a fucking a rifle with a chainsaw on it,
Speaker 3: and everyone was like this nigga, like you never heard
Speaker 3: of fucking you never heard of gears before and people,
Speaker 3: but it just reminded me because of your shirt.
Speaker 1: He's never heard of gears of work done with a
Speaker 1: chainsaw is at that age.
Speaker 3: But it's just like a weird that he didn't himself
Speaker 3: make a reference to what other people were. That's why
Speaker 3: it was like weird, So he just can I can
Speaker 3: I see this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: This is the guy who did migos, right, I barely
Speaker 4: know this this this person?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why do I always? I was thinking of Cisco for
Speaker 1: some reason, which is even crazy. Lets go, yeah, shooting
Speaker 1: a lancer in the video, so here I have two
Speaker 1: pictures of it.
Speaker 4: So does it look like a lancer?
Speaker 3: No, not at all, not even a little bit. And
Speaker 3: then let me have one where it's zoomed in a
Speaker 3: lot the wait, that's jay Leno.
Speaker 1: A tank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there you go where he's letting. So he
Speaker 3: just put it and it's a working chainsaw. It actually works.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what props to him. That's the
Speaker 4: closest to a answer that I've seen, So it counts.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fucking common Sex was just wild with a
Speaker 3: bunch of stuff. I was gonna start putting dom in
Speaker 3: there a bunch until I got band or whatever.
Speaker 6: Right, But I was like, do you think he genuinely
Speaker 6: has never heard of Gears of Way? I see, that's
Speaker 6: because I have no real barometer, Like I don't really
Speaker 6: know how popular Gears of War is.
Speaker 1: He's the age where he would have heard about it.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I feel like he had had to grown up
Speaker 3: with it a little bit at least, because he's probably
Speaker 3: like just a few years younger than you. I'm just
Speaker 3: assuming or maybe around the same age you know, is he.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I really don't know the same age
Speaker 1: as older than them. Okay, he's older than take Off,
Speaker 1: and I think take Off is probably a lot younger
Speaker 1: take Off was. Everybody's gonna be older to take Off.
Speaker 5: The thing for me is that everybody I know knows
Speaker 5: what yours war is. Yeah, I mean, so it's it's
Speaker 5: completely warped. Like I don't know how Like when I
Speaker 5: found out that Metroid was nowhere near as popular as
Speaker 5: it was, I was like really thrown thrown off because
Speaker 5: I was like, oh that, I thought that was way bigger,
Speaker 5: because like it's really yeah, because like Metroid's like I
Speaker 5: don't know, there's something about Metroid that like s's like
Speaker 5: everybody everybody is everyone has somehow played it. Everyone within
Speaker 5: the gaming sphere, of course, no, but like even within
Speaker 5: the gaming sphere, it's got like it's wildly.
Speaker 1: Most people didn't play Super Metroid. I think, I think
Speaker 1: what happened, Yeah, you're objectively correct, you wouldn't play it
Speaker 1: a lot. What happened. It got a lot of revere.
Speaker 1: It's like very well reviewed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a really respected game. But like
Speaker 3: when when whenever we talk about Snatch and game.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was a game that like straight
Speaker 1: up created speed running. That was the game that did it.
Speaker 1: Probably I can't imagine that that's true. What do you
Speaker 1: think would have done it before it?
Speaker 5: Well, at least don't have an answer. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 5: that's I think I actually think it was that. Why
Speaker 5: wouldn't it be mari if not created popular older?
Speaker 1: It's older than you know, it's older than before, you know, right,
Speaker 1: it's GAMESO No, I mean Mario like eight Oh no,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Never mind like if not if not like created but popularize.
Speaker 3: I imagine just because of how fast it is. It
Speaker 3: makes you know that you associated, how much faster can
Speaker 3: I beat the game? Because of how fucking fast? But
Speaker 3: I imagine people were always trying to speed run ship, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: especially games that like were you have to complete the
Speaker 3: level by advancing rather than racking up a score or something.
Speaker 1: I think Metroid is a game that, like it was
Speaker 1: one there was nothing else like it. It was very good,
Speaker 1: and people kind of try to emulate that, like it's
Speaker 1: like Metroid vinias are like very much so like.
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's That's why my assumption is that it would be
Speaker 5: more popular because even just the name of it is
Speaker 5: a genre.
Speaker 1: It would be like would be like if.
Speaker 5: Finding out like souls games only sold like five hundred
Speaker 5: thousand copies, you'd be like, why are their souls Likes?
Speaker 1: Then, like, what the fuck is going on? That's so weird?
Speaker 1: Think because of the fact that it's just so well right, well,
Speaker 1: how when did souls Like really explode? Was it? I think?
Speaker 9: No, no, way, he's crazy when the first one came out,
Speaker 9: first one, that's not when souls Like because yeah, because
Speaker 9: it I think like twenty sixteen ish twenty seventeen blood Born.
Speaker 1: You say when twenty seven blood Born?
Speaker 3: I think, so that's DS three, yes, TS three, And
Speaker 3: then like seventeen was when the DLC last DC came out,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: And then you started getting things like the Surge and
Speaker 5: like these weird Mortal Shell Mortal Shell and then like
Speaker 5: obviously Stellar Blade more recently and things like that, where
Speaker 5: it's just like, Okay, this is becoming because I remember
Speaker 5: distinctly when I stopped playing third person action games, and
Speaker 5: it's when they all started to feel like those you know,
Speaker 5: like there was no other way to make a third
Speaker 5: person action game. At a certain point, it was just like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is gonna be like a little bit like Soles,
Speaker 5: and I started being like, uh, why there's so many
Speaker 5: Like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: It is kind of interesting how how much it even
Speaker 3: even even the new Assassin's Creed lended a little bit
Speaker 3: from this from like as like a Soul's like with
Speaker 3: the and God of War with the with their with
Speaker 3: at least the button mechanics with like your heavy and
Speaker 3: your your your light and heavy attack same type of thing,
Speaker 3: where like everybody's setting up their attacks like this now
Speaker 3: where you know it used to be dominated by like
Speaker 3: your your fucking uh your X or your square or
Speaker 3: something would be your light and then maybe heavy would
Speaker 3: be a triangle or something like that. And it's like
Speaker 3: they changed the game in that way. I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is fucking like just to like, this is weird. This
Speaker 3: wasn't even that long ago when I was still pressing
Speaker 3: the fucking.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, it feels like pretty recent that
Speaker 5: that happened, but it was it was actually a while
Speaker 5: ago at this point, but like, yeah, it just uh,
Speaker 5: I don't know, there's such a difference between like you
Speaker 5: play red. Then you're like, this does not play like
Speaker 5: a soul like obviously, yeah, even just like the way
Speaker 5: you walk, even just the way like moving a couple
Speaker 5: of inches feels right, you know.
Speaker 1: But uh so I have the numbers.
Speaker 5: What do you think out of curiosity, what do you
Speaker 5: think how many total sales do you think Gears of
Speaker 5: War has as in the entire franchise? Yeah, damn, I
Speaker 5: don't know, maybe like like just a solid successful guess.
Speaker 1: Like twhentred million.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say twenty twenty yeah, uh forty one,
Speaker 4: oh double double?
Speaker 5: Now what about Metroy? What do you think interesting with
Speaker 5: that context? That years is forty one less than twenty
Speaker 5: million for sure? Exactly twenty million, exactly twenty It's like
Speaker 5: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: That makes sense to me, man like, because really, just
Speaker 3: out of all the times you can think about yourself
Speaker 3: and just talking to your friends about video games, yeah,
Speaker 3: the only times, I'm be honest, most of the time,
Speaker 3: when Samu's came up, it was about her fucking stupid
Speaker 3: zero suit.
Speaker 4: Like it was like talking about her or just her
Speaker 4: and Smash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was more of a Smash character
Speaker 1: than me at first that she was a character from Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people with the Switching Beyond
Speaker 3: is when Metroid actually really got popular, like it's words
Speaker 3: because before like.
Speaker 1: No, I want to say switching beyond. I would like
Speaker 1: I when I I put my first Metroid game, when
Speaker 1: I was like in like maybe like I was like
Speaker 1: eleven twelve, so I played like Fusion and Ship those
Speaker 1: are my first ones. But I would say like she
Speaker 1: became popular, like I think like around the wee time
Speaker 1: like that we are like maybe two thousands.
Speaker 3: I did not I meant to say, yeah, when you
Speaker 3: did that, my brain was like, huh, totally, I think
Speaker 3: that's that when she became.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what what am I? Why does
Speaker 1: he disagree? Said switched like a retard? He's on my shide?
Speaker 1: Why are you attacking me, fucking idiot? Yeah what? And
Speaker 1: I just thought it was way more popular for some.
Speaker 1: It's very high regardius. That's why I regarded the game.
Speaker 1: That's like a game.
Speaker 5: I just think about it, even in just comparison to
Speaker 5: other intend things. I'm just like brother, Like the New
Speaker 5: Animal Crossing sold more than Metroid than every single Metroid,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like a couple of weeks
Speaker 5: wild how much.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Metroid one I kind of disappeared for a while.
Speaker 1: What do you mean there was no METROI like after Fusion,
Speaker 1: there was no Metro game for a long time. Sure
Speaker 1: through the S one, you know, there was no main
Speaker 1: one on like the Wii look at you, so it's
Speaker 1: gone for a while, or you had a game, but
Speaker 1: they made other m so there was there was one
Speaker 1: on the Wii. It was the other m one and
Speaker 1: everybody fucking hated.
Speaker 4: That ship, right, remember, I remember everybody hated it, and
Speaker 4: it was there was one of the ds.
Speaker 1: There was one of the d s s. I remember
Speaker 1: that I played it, and I remember being like, all right,
Speaker 1: I think it was that was really dope, but it
Speaker 1: was like it was gone for a while. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so it doesn't have the same rave as like Pokemon,
Speaker 1: Spokemon is it's prints money, Mario freaking ze ya. I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying.
Speaker 5: I'm just like, I guess the reverence for it is
Speaker 5: surprising because it turns out that most people, just most
Speaker 5: people objectively, have not played it a lot of games.
Speaker 3: I feel there's a lot of people that probably just
Speaker 3: kind of you know, people like no one. There's not
Speaker 3: many people that question with the type of games people play.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like maybe people are just saying that
Speaker 3: they like like it or they're into it and they
Speaker 3: just didn't fuck with it just because.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like that must be the case.
Speaker 1: Probably. Yeah, you're like, oh, this person who I watched
Speaker 1: a video, so this game is really important to games,
Speaker 1: so I like it.
Speaker 5: It's like a video. I say, like, yeah, you just
Speaker 5: you see a video, I say, and you're like, man,
Speaker 5: I love this game.
Speaker 1: I've never played. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit old school, and so when like
Speaker 3: with a lot of there's a lot of games that
Speaker 3: and beyond that came out on Nintendo I just didn't
Speaker 3: play after because I didn't get the I didn't get
Speaker 3: any of the other the other consoles, so I didn't
Speaker 3: get the HIGHD helds and stuff. So there's a lot
Speaker 3: of games I didn't even most of the Metroids I
Speaker 3: never had the opportunity to play. So I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: the ould Ship was cool. Anything else that came out afterwards,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh it looks interesting. And I would take
Speaker 3: people's word for it when they're like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is good this is good. But I'm like, I'm fucking
Speaker 3: like an idiot it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I tried.
Speaker 4: I tried my handed like a couple of Metroit games,
Speaker 4: and I was just like, I don't I don't really
Speaker 4: feel it at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not as it's not as satisfying as like,
Speaker 3: so I'm a Mega man X like fanatic, right, and
Speaker 3: so I can play a Mega man X fucking every
Speaker 3: week and I would still feel it is good. When
Speaker 3: I go back to, like say, Super Metroid, I'm like,
Speaker 3: it feels like something's missing.
Speaker 1: I love those games, man, They're fun, but it to
Speaker 1: me feels like something's missing. It feels too quiet, it
Speaker 1: feels too there's something to be ambient. Yeah, be like
Speaker 1: a like a unnerving film that you have nothing and
Speaker 1: you can it's I think I think you know. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a big Mega man fan too. I really really
Speaker 1: particularly love the X game, like the first X game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's the one where I'm like, I'm the most
Speaker 1: familiar with that, probably just played like a month ago. Again,
Speaker 1: just I just fucking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just Mega MA games in general are like highly playable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one understand, but I don't know for Metros.
Speaker 1: I think the way that does the stages delivered, the
Speaker 1: way is designed. How there's so many secrets within the
Speaker 1: stage you already went through a thousand times. With the
Speaker 1: way you get power ups kind of progress you through
Speaker 1: the game. I think every Metro game has the same problem.
Speaker 1: Whereas like at the end you get a bunch of
Speaker 1: power ups, like you get like heavy loaded at the end,
Speaker 1: like yours, like thirteen power ups within the last hour
Speaker 1: of games like I just got this, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to use this ability, and then I have to
Speaker 1: use it. It's just a lot. It's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: But I love those games. I think I played Mesur Metrod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I try Mesur Metroid Fusion zero. Those are all good games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess I have to get an emulator
Speaker 3: so I can just actually play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the ones. I just have to do it.
Speaker 1: At some point, were you thinking about Metroid Prime. I've
Speaker 1: never Prime. Yeah, I love I love the Primes one too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Force coming on out right, I think one. I like
Speaker 1: one a lot. One was a game I remember very well.
Speaker 1: Uh two got the remake recently, right.
Speaker 4: I don't know my experience with this shit again, was
Speaker 4: it too.
Speaker 3: I remember it being advertised.
Speaker 1: I just don't remember it. It was too recently. Apparel
Speaker 1: apparently did a lot of really good jobs. But they did,
Speaker 1: they added extra stuff to it. It's really really cool.
Speaker 1: So I think that's awesome. Yeah, so I just try him.
Speaker 1: I think the good games. I think Metroid is really fun.
Speaker 1: You just played other M two. Just be mad? Is
Speaker 1: it that bad? It's really bad. I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: not do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I used to play a really bad games
Speaker 3: like Halo four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I already did that to myself and I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna I've only finished Halo Halo.
Speaker 1: Four like twice. It was for achievements, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like you're like, that is so crazy.
Speaker 5: I've beaten Halo two, not even exaggerating, probably like seventy
Speaker 5: seventy something times minimum.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I get it, that's all. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 1: beat many games that many times.
Speaker 5: There's also like some that I get, Like I just
Speaker 5: get into a zoot Zone and I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm done. Yeah, I didn't even mean to finish this today.
Speaker 3: I want more games like, I just want more games
Speaker 3: like that this where I can play it that many
Speaker 3: times over and it's.
Speaker 1: Just fun exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll take that over like seven hundred hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I think about like the latest God of
Speaker 3: War games. I just it's gonna be so long till
Speaker 3: ever come back to them again, because they're just it's
Speaker 3: so I'm like.
Speaker 1: Especially because so much of them are cut scenes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so much of it.
Speaker 3: I'm good and I'm like, I'm good Man again. It's
Speaker 3: nice like coming back to Red Dead too. So I
Speaker 3: beat it for the second time and that was cool.
Speaker 1: That's wild. Even that to me is like difficult to
Speaker 1: get myself to think about them. I'm halfway through it.
Speaker 1: I got to send the knees. Yeah, I'm like, thank God,
Speaker 1: thank the match finally actually open to me. Thank fucking Christ.
Speaker 1: Does it not open until you get to sand to Day.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not open. You can actually go
Speaker 1: everywhere conveniently. Are you playing on the PC? What I'm
Speaker 1: playing on console? Man, dude, a PC. I just just teleport.
Speaker 1: It's so great. It's so fucking awesome. It's completely ship
Speaker 1: on the vision of the first time you experienced it
Speaker 1: the correct way.
Speaker 3: No, I know you now, I'm like, I wish I
Speaker 3: could fast travel like Skyrim, Elden Ring, whatever, just like
Speaker 3: I'm as long as I'm not in combat, I can
Speaker 3: just go somewhere. And you know, because I've seen everything already.
Speaker 3: I thoroughly beat the game the first time. Now I
Speaker 3: just want to go to a specific area.
Speaker 1: I want to help the clan members this time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, you want to know something fucking tragic before
Speaker 5: we move on to the next thing. So I was invited,
Speaker 5: yeah to a clam rat sick dude, I didn't get
Speaker 5: to go, so.
Speaker 1: So sad about it.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, No, dude, Like I got a fucking So
Speaker 5: this is years ago now, like twenty twenty three. I
Speaker 5: sign up for this marathon thing because like it's the
Speaker 5: next bungee thing. I'm like, I definitely want to figure out.
Speaker 5: I want to get my foot in the door with this. Uh,
Speaker 5: And so I put my name in for like a
Speaker 5: consideration for like pre alpha stuff and just also just
Speaker 5: like other stuff in general. Right, and I forget about
Speaker 5: it because you're like year goes by two years ago,
Speaker 5: by shit happens.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. And also they've been radio
Speaker 1: signing about that stuff forever.
Speaker 5: So I see recently like there's been like kind of
Speaker 5: like a they did an arg the Twitter stars activating again.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, interesting things. I see other journalists and
Speaker 5: creators like post like hey, I played it. They got
Speaker 5: like a badge or whatever from Bungee, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, they went to Bungee to play What the fuck?
Speaker 1: And then I remember like, wait a minute, didn't.
Speaker 5: I sun didn't I sign up for this, you fucking
Speaker 5: And then I look at my emails and they're not
Speaker 5: in my emails. I was like, oh, maybe I didn't.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe they just you know, maybe they just skipped
Speaker 5: over me. Whatever, It's not a big deal. That happens
Speaker 5: all the time for all sorts of shit, right, And
Speaker 5: I checked my spam folder and it's in my spam folder.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: I got invited to go to Bungee in Seattle and
Speaker 5: play this thing early, you dumb inWORD, and it was
Speaker 5: in my fucking spam folder. No other bunch of emails
Speaker 5: I get. Go to my spam by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's awesome.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I'm not that bummed about it, to be honest,
Speaker 5: but like it would have been a cool thing to do,
Speaker 5: Like whatever, I don't. I didn't get to go on
Speaker 5: a plane twice. That doesn't bother me so much. But
Speaker 5: like just the story of like damn that could have
Speaker 5: been so sick. Yeah, oh, they probably would have been
Speaker 5: made being on a video game podcast difficult because I'm
Speaker 5: sure there's like nbas and shit that, like.
Speaker 1: Sure they'd probably have to be you can talk about
Speaker 1: like one thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so in some sense, like maybe it would have
Speaker 5: been frustrating. But I was so angry when I saw that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you've gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3: Yeah that yeah, that's I've learned my lesson. I checked
Speaker 3: my spam folders regularly. No really, yeah, because every you
Speaker 3: just never know sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, important shit, Like I just every time I checked
Speaker 5: my spam folder, it's literally nothing, but like, hey cutie,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Yeah, it's easily bullshit, right,
Speaker 5: It's like it's like from pussy Lips McGee seven seven
Speaker 5: nine x twelve or whatever, and just it's just like
Speaker 5: I'm not like, hey baby, so much of it as garbage.
Speaker 3: And then there was I was just like hey, I
Speaker 3: once interacted with one for a long time. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was like I was really young, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: some Russian chick like I'm like, yeah, sure, sure, a
Speaker 3: Nigerian man. And I was like, you know, just letting
Speaker 3: him go on and on and on and on until
Speaker 3: like I forgot what they were asking for. But obviously
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, I'm fine, thirteen dude, whatever, dude.
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy, It's like, I think it sucks
Speaker 6: most about it is that the thing that sucks most
Speaker 6: about it is that it wasn't even a short window
Speaker 6: of time, like I had a good like month, oh yeah,
Speaker 6: a while, you know, and then they send another thing
Speaker 6: to confirm like, hey, they're.
Speaker 1: Sad as ship they didn't come. I know, it's it's
Speaker 1: the Halo guy.
Speaker 5: It is cool that I'm that I'm in consideration for
Speaker 5: that at all, though, to be honest, I feel pretty
Speaker 5: cool about that. But so if anybody's listening, plete that
Speaker 5: was a mistake. You are not in my spam folder now,
Speaker 5: please reach out again if anything happens.
Speaker 1: Can you reply?
Speaker 5: Is it one of those I think it's a reply
Speaker 5: that I did reply to it anyway, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 5: this went in my spam folder. I don't don't take
Speaker 5: my not responsiveness to be disinterested. Yeah, I'm totally.
Speaker 3: You know the band you that was they Patty from
Speaker 3: even playing budget games, just.
Speaker 4: Playing because I didn't go see it early.
Speaker 1: That sucks, disrespectful piece of ship.
Speaker 4: That's like the one thing a decade I have to
Speaker 4: look forward to that I know is going to be there.
Speaker 1: That would suck.
Speaker 5: And then the Halo they they talked to, the Halo
Speaker 5: they talked to I'm surprised they haven't madded me, to
Speaker 5: be honest with you, that I've talked on.
Speaker 1: Them is astounding. Anyway, let's move on to Let's get
Speaker 1: a couple of other questions in here.
Speaker 5: Goopy wrote in says, am I racist for thinking Arlene
Speaker 5: from Garfield was black when I was a kid? Or
Speaker 5: was Jim Davis racist for drawing her like that? I
Speaker 5: don't know who I remember what Arlene looks like.
Speaker 4: We have to pull her up up.
Speaker 1: Let's do some research.
Speaker 4: Was it Arlene Arlene Garfield?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: To be honest with you, she seems more like Hispanic
Speaker 5: to me. She's like a solo. Yeah, say hmm, I
Speaker 5: don't know exactly. I gotta hear her voice. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: she voiced.
Speaker 1: She must be voiced. She's just high pitched. Are you sure?
Speaker 1: From what I remember. You've watched this show.
Speaker 3: I've seen Garfields, Like, there's this fat chicken Aladdin while
Speaker 3: singing like the first song, yeah because something.
Speaker 1: Like still I think he's rather tasty, and she's like this,
Speaker 1: she has these red The lips are exactly the same.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know what you're saying. She's
Speaker 5: got like the these these gross lips. Somebody say, like
Speaker 5: a voice animated voice comparison.
Speaker 1: Arlen, what she sound like? I see this bitch? Why
Speaker 1: would you? Oh? I do remember her? The lips are
Speaker 1: very like similar.
Speaker 3: I would have hit this chick dude like Aladdin, if
Speaker 3: you're Aladdin, wouldn't you like? Oh, free pussy, what's up?
Speaker 3: Oh free pussy? No?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why? I like, I'm big too,
Speaker 1: and I still be like nah man.
Speaker 3: For real, throwing yourself at you? Oh she about to talk.
Speaker 3: That's white, ash Ship.
Speaker 5: That's a normal person. That's just like it's just like
Speaker 5: a really unremarkable, like standard white person.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not sure where this guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know exactly
Speaker 5: what to tell you. Yeah, okay, garfeuse ship, Oh hell no.
Speaker 1: Garf like John little bitch nigga. He's like, whoa Tyler Perry,
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry's gar crazy? What was that saying it was
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry? It was Tyler Perry's Jungle Cruise. I thought
Speaker 1: of that at freaking what you call it? There wasn't
Speaker 1: drungle Cruise. No, it was something else. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what it was.
Speaker 5: It wasn't Jungle Cruise. That we were yo, we were watching,
Speaker 5: so we're gotcha we I haven't recorded since then. Actually,
Speaker 5: I just I didn't even think about that, right, So
Speaker 5: like the package that I got, oh yeah, it was
Speaker 5: indeed for the bar, and so we dropped it off.
Speaker 5: I got a free beer, which was nice. But like
Speaker 5: we were we were just sitting there, me and Derek
Speaker 5: because we got some food and we were watching. We
Speaker 5: were watching They had Jumanji playing on the TV and
Speaker 5: we were watching. It was like the tail end of Jumanji,
Speaker 5: and that was like I don't remember that movie being
Speaker 5: having the breakneck pace that that movie has just a
Speaker 5: lot of crazy vibes, but like every five seconds there's
Speaker 5: some new thing that is impossible to explain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was amazing. It's like a shotgun on pacing.
Speaker 3: Dude just blast, blast, and you blast. You're trying to
Speaker 3: soak it in and then they blast you again. It's
Speaker 3: like it's like you're rick just taking damage, just boom boom.
Speaker 3: We were like, whoa what is fucking oh? Uh? Fucking
Speaker 3: the crazy stampedes going on, fucking hunters chasing them and stuff.
Speaker 1: They think they killed them.
Speaker 3: Nope, Nope, he's not dead yet. Oh we're there in
Speaker 3: this house. There's a fucking uh what is it?
Speaker 1: Spiders and ship. There are spiders on strings like hopping around.
Speaker 3: Spiders trying to eat their face. Dudes get stuck in
Speaker 3: the thing and then he falls and there's a fucking flood,
Speaker 3: a giant crocodile show.
Speaker 1: It just keeps there's no breathing.
Speaker 4: The cgi monkey that hijacked the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the longer the terrorist there, Yeah, they there was.
Speaker 4: That one asmatic rhino at the end of the stand.
Speaker 1: Like fuck. I was like, why keep going, man, just
Speaker 1: just chill? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why's he even allowed to live in Jumanji if he's
Speaker 5: that fucking week was a natural selection.
Speaker 1: Not caught up with this guy yet, mister Jumanji would
Speaker 1: have taken him out or something.
Speaker 5: He thought Jonathan Jumanji would have had something to say
Speaker 5: at the board meeting, Jonathan, it is a company somehow.
Speaker 1: I'm Jonathan Jumanji'm Jonathan Jumanji. I would like to play
Speaker 1: a game White shot his kids.
Speaker 3: Dude, the guy the Hunter was like, Dude, that's Kingston's dad,
Speaker 3: the drip. That was exactly what we pictured.
Speaker 5: We couldn't stop laughing because we were just talking about
Speaker 5: that on the show. How Kingston's dad dresses like the
Speaker 5: guy from JUWBANDI. They would go to the bar. Andanji's
Speaker 5: on the team. Like, you know how often I've seen
Speaker 5: Jumanji playing diegetically in.
Speaker 1: Almost damn near never. It's insane. Yeah, I haven't seen
Speaker 1: Jamadi in so long. Fucking uh. Here's some dungeon is
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, I totally forgot about that as well.
Speaker 1: Here young ass her Rob Williams is in it, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah. I genuinely like David Allen Greer's is
Speaker 1: the He's a Cop. Yeah yeah, when his car gets
Speaker 1: eaten by the wood by a poison ivy or something,
Speaker 1: a poison plan or something just eats his car. That
Speaker 1: movie is fucking wild. It's really fun though. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: should watch it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should do a commentar we were talking about
Speaker 5: It's like, this would be a great dude, this would
Speaker 5: be a great commentary, fantastic like Jumanji's perfect for it
Speaker 5: because it's so insane off the rip.
Speaker 1: We gotta do. We gotta set it up. We got
Speaker 1: whatever we gotta do. We gotta get a set up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't really take much. It's just like a a
Speaker 4: what is it a splitter?
Speaker 5: Yeah, for a it would be a splitter for headphones,
Speaker 5: I guess, And that would be that would be the
Speaker 5: only thing that we would need. And then we could
Speaker 5: just set it up and then I can edit it,
Speaker 5: edit together or highlight because that'd be fun to edit to.
Speaker 1: I think splitter and then wait and how what would
Speaker 1: we view it? Uh so I think it would be.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's something that we could do like for
Speaker 5: almost like for the channel in some way where like
Speaker 5: it's not even necessary, like we could do like Patreon stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We have to figure it out because I was thinking
Speaker 5: that we I was thinking that there would be no
Speaker 5: because we can't just have the.
Speaker 1: Movie on screen.
Speaker 4: Oh the windows open?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? Weird?
Speaker 5: Well, whatever, I guess the whole time whatever you guys
Speaker 5: can hear the I don't know the ambience, I guess
Speaker 5: of Burbank.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the.
Speaker 5: So the issue with that is like I'm trying to think, like,
Speaker 5: could we do the whole because I was thinking what
Speaker 5: the content would be. It would be like we do
Speaker 5: the commentary thing, and then I take it and then
Speaker 5: I edit it down to like the best bits and
Speaker 5: have like a like like a ten to fifteen minute thing,
Speaker 5: the whole thing, and then maybe and then of that
Speaker 5: ten to fifteen minutes, maybe we post like a clip.
Speaker 1: I think we should actually post whole and then we
Speaker 1: do that maybe hosting the Patreon.
Speaker 5: The whole thing, but it would just be the audio though,
Speaker 5: is the thing because we can't we can't distribute a movie.
Speaker 5: That's that That's what I'm saying. Well, I mean, I
Speaker 5: guess people the loophole that people do with that is
Speaker 5: that they don't have videos that they just they have
Speaker 5: the commentary track and that like you can download this
Speaker 5: and it's just audio and that's fine, and it's like you.
Speaker 1: Can watch them along to the movie.
Speaker 3: You have it, yeah, movie, and then play it and
Speaker 3: then now yeah, yeah, I mean we can Yeah, we
Speaker 3: can upload the entire audio episodes.
Speaker 1: Pay us more. Yeah, and we can tell them.
Speaker 4: We can tell them like start them the movie start now, right,
Speaker 4: so that you can they can start it with us.
Speaker 1: But like we'll figure it out, we'll.
Speaker 5: Iron out the details. But like Jumanji is definitely one
Speaker 5: of them. And then the first one we're talking about
Speaker 5: was that we were bored. We were thinking about border Lands.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we should watch read I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that is. What's a Tyler Perry movie? And
Speaker 1: I know if we watch it, you'd.
Speaker 4: Have a Tyler Perry movie would be a good idea.
Speaker 1: That'd be insane. Dude. It's so the way that that
Speaker 1: series of movie ends is so crazy. That I saw
Speaker 1: with Lily and Lily like I haven't seen Lily, Like
Speaker 1: jaw dropped, Like what that's how this ends? It's like, yup,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm down, but I okay.
Speaker 3: It's just you've never watched many Negro Negro films. No,
Speaker 3: I've watched plenty of not Tyler Perry, but like proper
Speaker 3: Negro films. I've watched plenty of them.
Speaker 1: Like, what's a proper Negro film? This one? Not one
Speaker 1: of just you know, the proper menstrul fucking Dude Halloween Special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that one for sure. No, I've watched many,
Speaker 3: Like one of my favorite ones I don't.
Speaker 1: I've ever heard called The Q. It's the Q. I've
Speaker 1: seen John Q.
Speaker 3: One of my one of my favorite characters from the
Speaker 3: Q' his name is Big Nig.
Speaker 1: Yeah is that real? Actually? Yes, no, literally, I'm not
Speaker 1: even joking. That sounds like a joke. I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I know it sounds like a joke. It was like
Speaker 3: the most you joking faith ever, hundred since sounds like
Speaker 3: a joke. But I said, like, I watched a lot
Speaker 3: of should have been black entertainment back in the day.
Speaker 1: You watch you a B T or you a BT frequentness,
Speaker 1: I was a B.
Speaker 3: I was a beat in uh in seventh grade when
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: You know, they're bringing back what do you call? They're
Speaker 1: bringing back on a part. They are gonna be kys
Speaker 1: and make key Palmer. They bringing back what I like, Palmer.
Speaker 4: I don't really like.
Speaker 1: I don't like. No, sorry, I don't like. I don't
Speaker 1: like that he's been like he just keeps saying like
Speaker 1: the wrong thing, like he sounds I haven't seen anything
Speaker 1: in a while. He's been he's been kind of cold
Speaker 1: on the feeds lately.
Speaker 5: I don't like him when he like I immediately was
Speaker 5: like no when he did the thing in New York
Speaker 5: City four Yeah, like I was dumb as ship you.
Speaker 4: I think it was really so young that you don't
Speaker 4: understand that's a dumb idea, right.
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's probably dumb enough to
Speaker 1: make that mistake, but I think it's like he's just
Speaker 1: you just that was dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh. People got mad at him for that magician thing
Speaker 3: where it was like the trick like it see it
Speaker 3: like he went wrong with like hanging himself or something.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't. It was it was planned. It was
Speaker 1: like the whole time, Jeff thing to him the heart brother, uh,
Speaker 1: the one that died in sucking the state Owen's death.
Speaker 1: And then they had they kept going dog. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe they.
Speaker 4: Kept they had to show to show must go on.
Speaker 4: It's the oldest adage and show business.
Speaker 1: And then what you call was in there crying his
Speaker 1: name didn't have to do that show. That's not what
Speaker 1: the adage was. Brett was Brad o' brett wasn't restling
Speaker 1: at the moment. He was like, this guy's a fucking asshole.
Speaker 1: But Owen told me I forgot his name. Was just
Speaker 1: crying the whole time. Was because his best friend just
Speaker 1: fucking died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a few people there performing and clearly like
Speaker 3: crackling and not. It was extremely distasteful because there was
Speaker 3: bloodstain in the other ring. This dude's plagements on the
Speaker 3: ring where it's spattered. Then he fucking people were like whoo.
Speaker 4: Wheel.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like so highly disrespectful. I was watching
Speaker 1: that ship and my mouth was open. I was like
Speaker 1: day left because I knew he died. I knew Owen died,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, no, I don't know
Speaker 1: how it happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after they cut back after a while, did they
Speaker 3: cut to like commercial? So they did commercials and I
Speaker 3: don't remember. So I was at my grandma's house watching
Speaker 3: this watch it live. Yeah, but I don't remember exactly.
Speaker 1: I just remember j R. Being like coming back at
Speaker 1: a certain point and saying Owen Hart like has died,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn. It was very just direct, yeah,
Speaker 1: because fifteen minutes ago that is yeah crazy, And it
Speaker 1: was like keep going, show goes on. I would have
Speaker 1: killed that would have snapped that he should have been
Speaker 1: not in no circumstances. That's what that's what that is
Speaker 1: absolutely not what it is all it is forever the
Speaker 1: certain if the stop play, If a play not even
Speaker 1: a star understudy cast member, that's why understudy.
Speaker 4: That's why you got somebody else.
Speaker 1: If a cast member dies during the play. During the play,
Speaker 1: you stop the play.
Speaker 4: No, you get the understudy. No shows go on. People
Speaker 4: paid to be here.
Speaker 1: I don't give it.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't disrespect their dollar by like not finishing the show.
Speaker 1: What are you going to? The capitalist mentality? Capitalist is like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Don't disrestapposite my income. It's a complete working with the
Speaker 4: working people have shown up for this.
Speaker 1: It's like they're one escape. Give them a refund and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, hey, dude, the circumstances that have happened,
Speaker 1: a refund is out of the question. Listen, let's do
Speaker 1: a poll. The show keeps if die, If Chris dies, right,
Speaker 1: we're not going to keep it pushing.
Speaker 5: Well, that's because you couldn't, because I do this you died.
Speaker 5: I would absolutely keep cutting the cameras cameras.
Speaker 1: I would just cut to you. I mean, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I do. I don't know about you, man, I could
Speaker 1: do it. It's pressing up button. Look, he said, you
Speaker 1: can't tight Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Directions, dude, he was trying to give directions to Lily
Speaker 5: and he was just watching. He had the phone in
Speaker 5: his hands when he was driving me home, and he's like,
Speaker 5: I watched him look at Lily miss turns constantly and
Speaker 5: him not say anything, and then.
Speaker 1: Missed, you didn't say anything. You had the direction directions
Speaker 1: from where to where? That was a place where Joe
Speaker 1: fucking parked this car in fucking Narnia like that, yeah,
Speaker 1: part this car in the edge of the universe.
Speaker 5: And I was but he was supposed to give her directions,
Speaker 5: tell me turn the left, turn, just let me know
Speaker 5: what to turn.
Speaker 4: Wait, why, because that's what he was doing.
Speaker 1: It was what Why did you guys not have a
Speaker 1: fucking mount so she can look at the mount she has,
Speaker 1: she's like one of the fucking things, proper, one of
Speaker 1: the like. So why did she put it in there?
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't a place exactly Justin was able to
Speaker 1: get it because it was located because he car, So
Speaker 1: he wasn't so Joe, it was Justin's car, he said,
Speaker 1: Justin's car was there. It was Justice car. We had
Speaker 1: to get to, but.
Speaker 3: Nobody had the wherewithal to be like this is where
Speaker 3: I'm at. You know how they have like when in
Speaker 3: park instructures a n D one, There is no she.
Speaker 1: Wasn't in a part of you know.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, as an example, you remember D one, so
Speaker 3: you know where to go if you're going to park
Speaker 3: in the residential.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm in this crossroad. I'm in the cross just
Speaker 1: gave it to me because I was the person in
Speaker 1: the front seat. And then I'm just saying that I failed.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't see anything wrong collectively, all I think. I
Speaker 4: think it's crazy to me that you just just like
Speaker 4: say I told her so before.
Speaker 3: And if I ever park in like a weird place
Speaker 3: like I'm not familiar with this, if I know I
Speaker 3: want to be we can do real quick. It's just oh,
Speaker 3: the address is on the curve. Sure, and I'm here
Speaker 3: and then I have the address. It's just like an
Speaker 3: easy thing.
Speaker 1: And all he did was is fact his phone in
Speaker 1: his computer or his phone and his UH car hooked
Speaker 1: the link to the other He's like, oh, my cars
Speaker 1: over here. So it gave rough estimations. Tough. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying to avoid the rust. I mean to me failure. Yes,
Speaker 1: just tell you when genuinely wasn't present. I was so
Speaker 1: being entire and when.
Speaker 4: You did say anything, I said, here's what you said.
Speaker 1: He said, turn the point.
Speaker 5: No, you said point nine bro, And then she missed
Speaker 5: the turn, and she and you were like, what do
Speaker 5: you what do you mean because the point nine bro
Speaker 5: to Kingston means turn left?
Speaker 1: No, I know, I said, I said, we got to
Speaker 1: turn at point nine miles. That's not what you said.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. The first time somebody turned in
Speaker 1: a mile is kind of insane. Yeah, it was. I was, guys,
Speaker 1: I want everyone understandings very clearly left in a mile.
Speaker 1: I am not. I am not championing what I did.
Speaker 1: I failed them, sure, but I wasn't present.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I guess what I'm having a problem with
Speaker 3: is why they let you do it when it was
Speaker 3: clear you weren't the guy to do it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that clear. He was in the front. You're
Speaker 1: not in the front when you're in a taxi, like oh,
Speaker 1: turn turn left on the next street. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? What are you being taxing?
Speaker 3: I remember I'm saying you can direct somebody from the
Speaker 3: back seat, Like if you're in at taxi and the
Speaker 3: tax doesn't know exactly.
Speaker 4: Where to go, it makes more sense for the person closest.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. It makes sense in a.
Speaker 3: Arbitrary way where it's just like, oh, you're the closest
Speaker 3: to me, but there's less chance from his hearing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there is a what a one percent chance? Are you
Speaker 3: guys screaming or something so where you can't hear you?
Speaker 1: Guys like that? Obnoxious?
Speaker 4: We were talking, We were cracking, right, But I.
Speaker 3: Say what it sounds like to me when I'm hearing
Speaker 3: it from somebody on the outside looking in, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it could have been been so smooth, And.
Speaker 1: It was just like everything kept falling, all right.
Speaker 3: Kingston is clearly fucking up, But I'm not gonna take
Speaker 3: the phone from him or nothing.
Speaker 4: Well, she didn't know he was fucking up because he
Speaker 4: wasn't giving directions. You know, he was supposed to say,
Speaker 4: give let me know what I was supposed to do
Speaker 4: something The people in the back, Well, I saw it.
Speaker 4: I just waited for it to house.
Speaker 1: So that's that's what I'm saying. I was just part
Speaker 1: of I'm tired of bailing people. I was just watching.
Speaker 1: I was watching it. Yeah, it was crazy, like.
Speaker 4: And turn after turn missed, and then you said point
Speaker 4: nine bruv.
Speaker 1: I was just like, what does that mean? What does that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I wasn't there. Also when you
Speaker 1: said point nine bruv, it wasn't even point nine biles.
Speaker 4: It was like point nine feet.
Speaker 1: No, it was. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's why I was sort of It was like the
Speaker 4: left turn was coming up.
Speaker 5: We were on the same street, we were coming up
Speaker 5: to it, and then you said at this point point
Speaker 5: nine Broad and then she missed the turn, and she
Speaker 5: and then she was like, what does that mean? It
Speaker 5: means turn left? He's what a point nine bro beads
Speaker 5: on the same street.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. Anyway, it's not boring, that is what.
Speaker 1: So you were high ship I was. I was pretty pretty,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Pretty insisting that I wouldn't do anything to him too.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. I never said that one. Okay, I
Speaker 1: took a piece of you, didn't. I took a piece
Speaker 1: of one and I was like, I'm not gonna do it,
Speaker 1: and they were like, we're gonna stay at the parking.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, cool. So I took a whole one
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, man, well here we go.
Speaker 1: That's great. I did not guess why. Justin was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this. Joe and Danny split one and
Speaker 1: Jayden was already high upon entry, he was high upon landing,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I don't know, man, And
Speaker 1: I know Chris, you used the one.
Speaker 4: Too, and I was like yeah, I was like, I
Speaker 4: want to do the tower again, trying to replicate that kid.
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love I love how you had if it's
Speaker 3: a little dumb blake.
Speaker 1: Did you see the fucking animation and somebody did about it? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I was. I think in the same episode I was
Speaker 1: trying to pull it. That is so distasteful. I couldn't
Speaker 1: find it. That's actually a little too far. The way
Speaker 1: he looks what he's falling. It is wild that they
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 4: And then they have him in a bloody fucking bag
Speaker 4: at the end, like in the animation.
Speaker 1: Like this big like he looks like sonic dude, He's like,
Speaker 1: really is so sad man? Apparently so people actually have
Speaker 1: the footage. I've seen the footage, the real foot at
Speaker 1: least twice. I saw the footage, and it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to watch it. Very wild. Can you hear
Speaker 1: the kid? You hear something, you hear you hear the
Speaker 1: ending of it? For sure?
Speaker 8: He did not like, yeah, sure, smashing, splash, splashing.
Speaker 1: One last one. I guess splashing is crazy. We gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here go. We gotta this tick right now.
Speaker 1: I hate that lady. We gotta we got a triple team.
Speaker 3: Her.
Speaker 1: Yes, her name, she has a name. Uh mada, that's
Speaker 1: not that's not a tap. That's not a tap tasty.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I know me. That's someone's throwing themselves
Speaker 1: at you. And you're like, no, I've definitely done that
Speaker 1: more than once in my life.
Speaker 5: Would you rather have a version so it's not it's
Speaker 5: not chastity cage, it's cock armor? And he says, m
Speaker 5: would you ever? He's he's asking it with less context,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna I'm gonna transform this question a little bit.
Speaker 5: Would you rather have a pizza time sun or a
Speaker 5: Penis Green daughter.
Speaker 3: Penis En daughter penis en daughter throw hot cheese on everyone.
Speaker 3: It's sucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't have that.
Speaker 3: Penis green daughter. I mean, she doesn't have to be crazy.
Speaker 3: She just has what dix and he hands it.
Speaker 1: You can just push dicks out of her fucking gaps
Speaker 1: in between her fingers. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: Oh here's yeah, here's a good last one, busting so
Speaker 5: hard at ricochet's off a steel plate and shatters. So
Speaker 5: Apparently dire wolves are being genetically brought out of extinction
Speaker 5: by a.
Speaker 1: Company called just tell Me that last night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, by a company called a Colossal Bioscience. Though a
Speaker 5: doozy to ponder, it's probably not too long before the
Speaker 5: earth is full of wacky animals. What is one species
Speaker 5: you would want to bring back? Serious answers are okay,
Speaker 5: but diabolical answers are funner.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to ride a wooly mammoth Man.
Speaker 4: Mammoths would be cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I just don't know where they would go.
Speaker 1: No more, we'll just chill out. I'bout the planet. Is
Speaker 1: this too warm for them to live properly?
Speaker 3: They're gonna have a c Look, they're gonna have a
Speaker 3: bad time. But I see fucking geniuses like my mom
Speaker 3: and one of my friends from Arizona have fucking huskies
Speaker 3: and the Yeah, in the worst fucking climate, they could be.
Speaker 1: In Willie Mammoth. Whatever. I don't I don't prefer it.
Speaker 1: I don't prefer it.
Speaker 5: Although, do you think that this kind of opens the
Speaker 5: door where it's just like, oh, yeah, let's just like
Speaker 5: extinct a bunch of people because we could just bring
Speaker 5: them back. Yes, you know what I mean now that
Speaker 5: there's like, no, we've entered the dragon Ball era of
Speaker 5: animal deaths, where like death has no consequence for or
Speaker 5: extinction has no consequence anymore.
Speaker 1: Theoretically, I think that is a little different, right, because
Speaker 1: what happened is that the they didn't bring they didn't
Speaker 1: exactly bring back dire wolves. But what do they doing
Speaker 1: cross engineered ones that are like dogs that are similar
Speaker 1: to them. They're not the actual diar wolf is in back.
Speaker 1: They're just making dogs that are like very similar to them. Okay,
Speaker 1: like using some of the genetic code of other ways.
Speaker 1: It's chrispers Ship. Okay, there's no question then. But it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I guess it. Questions you said,
Speaker 1: is that like They're just like it's it's not quite
Speaker 1: that level. It's gonna be eventually, sure, and it's I
Speaker 1: think it should be eventually too. It's like we have
Speaker 1: there should be. People should be able to spend their
Speaker 1: lives if they want to or bring things back. We
Speaker 1: got it over. I think everything should be genetically modified
Speaker 1: to have large penises. And why say that is.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, no, it'll be the death of the ego
Speaker 3: because the peepe measuring, the dick measuring, is what drives everything,
Speaker 3: every war, every fucking bullshit atrocity.
Speaker 1: I think it's always women's involvement in those things, but
Speaker 1: it's but but the it's the peepe that wants the women.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So everybody has big peep and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: the guys are all we're all fucking comparing our cocks
Speaker 3: and we're all happy. We're all, look, we're all big peep,
Speaker 3: and then we just hug each other and ship and
Speaker 3: then and then so the girls don't get ones are
Speaker 3: and like we just laugh at them and like society
Speaker 3: is cool.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I think that would That's exactly how
Speaker 4: it would shake up.
Speaker 1: I want to I wanted to bring back like brontosaurs
Speaker 1: and ship but that's also not that's also big. Well,
Speaker 1: they're gonna die, like they just genuinely no food for them,
Speaker 1: like for real, they will die fast. And where would
Speaker 1: you put them? Somewhere in Africa? I would put them
Speaker 1: on like golf courses, because that's an awesome idea. That's sick.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm grazing on the grass. And ship
Speaker 1: I feel like what I feel like, they're so don't.
Speaker 4: Even have a golf holl They probably wouldn't even notice,
Speaker 4: absolutely not, Like.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're so terrifying because I feel like
Speaker 1: if they take a step in like shakes to Earth,
Speaker 1: and I feel like the human human sensing that, like
Speaker 1: that's like a energenic memory that's so hidden that it
Speaker 1: happens that we just go berserk pronto.
Speaker 3: Sources look more like birds because you know how like
Speaker 3: a probably they probably that because I'm still thinking of him, Like,
Speaker 3: you know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: Apparently people knew that well before, but the literal creation
Speaker 1: of Jurassic Park made them not reveal that information. I've
Speaker 1: heard that I never looked into it, but I've heard
Speaker 1: that isn't that crazy to think about? That would be
Speaker 1: interesting if that were true. No, they just don't like
Speaker 1: not yet later on, Yeah, I think we don't care.
Speaker 5: I think I think that's one of those instances right
Speaker 5: where it's so it's like, okay, so we have something
Speaker 5: that is true, that is just objectively real about these
Speaker 5: things that we do know. However, this fictionalized version that
Speaker 5: we thought we knew is the thing that people care
Speaker 5: about the most. Is there a potential where unveiling or
Speaker 5: unveiling the real thing leads to a genuine disappointment and
Speaker 5: disinterest in funding research for these things?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's actually pretty possible.
Speaker 1: I actually I would I agree. I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4: So it's like, I do think they just kind of
Speaker 4: like lied because it's just like, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's a good lie. I think it's helping us get
Speaker 1: shipped done in the actual design of dinosaurs looks way cooler,
Speaker 1: but the way they sound is terrifying, so kids couldn't see.
Speaker 1: I don't think they look way cooler at all. I
Speaker 1: think look cooler. I think that is reptiles look way cooler.
Speaker 1: I look cooler with the feathers and stuff like that. Weird,
Speaker 1: they look more like they look like they look like
Speaker 1: more like wild creatures to me, that's just me. That's
Speaker 1: that's me popular, Yeah, that is you. Yeah, you're the
Speaker 1: digimon guy that like, well, yeah, I like digitman a
Speaker 1: pokem watchers like obviously like my eyes is going to
Speaker 1: have that opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this abomination stuff because that's all like they are,
Speaker 3: like that be.
Speaker 1: Crazy because they look terrifying because that's just kind of
Speaker 1: like an alligator with a long neck. That's an alligator
Speaker 1: with like a big ass head and small hands. It's
Speaker 1: like that's a monster. And they sound like fucking echo
Speaker 1: location devices. And I'm like, that would be I would
Speaker 1: not be able to watch the part they look like that.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of the awable bird? They make that
Speaker 1: sound that's real, Like is this a pokemon? This it's real,
Speaker 1: the wabo bird. It's like the loo cool look cool frog,
Speaker 1: quick queen. Whatever they perto Rico, they do, they in
Speaker 1: fact say that they do say that's that is why
Speaker 1: for ten hours there's a bird that keeps calling me
Speaker 1: and keeps saying, your spectrum services will be shut off
Speaker 1: if you don't pay it time. What is that.
Speaker 4: It's named after?
Speaker 1: The thing? It says?
Speaker 3: Probably, Well, I'm sure it's not a scientific name.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that? The Apparently chickens are a
Speaker 1: crossbeed of like some sort of bizzard and a pheasant.
Speaker 1: Who you're talking to me about chickens a crossbreed like
Speaker 1: we've created.
Speaker 4: Shut that bastard up. It kind of sounds like ben
Speaker 4: Shaveria a little bit.
Speaker 6: If I go flying into the sky, I want them.
Speaker 3: I want them evolved, perfect camouflage. Walk ups to eight
Speaker 3: walks up to eight pex Predator to say, wat.
Speaker 1: I just laid my eggs.
Speaker 4: I can't I gain I wait to keep them.
Speaker 1: Weren't for the winner. I cannot wait, in fact, for
Speaker 1: the whole damn you are ready to hatch the whole
Speaker 1: winter's crazy egg fucking warm all whole winters, and he will.
Speaker 6: Be snuggled up under my business for months at a time.
Speaker 6: In fact, in fact, my species has a win year
Speaker 6: life span. It's crazy, but yeah, my life will be
Speaker 6: spent like this.
Speaker 1: Hell. Apparently chickens are a cross between some sort of
Speaker 1: pheasant creature and a buzzard. I don't know what that
Speaker 1: means to me. I don't know what that does that
Speaker 1: do They were like there were something that like just
Speaker 1: weren't exactly their own thing, like, weren't their own things.
Speaker 4: But isn't that kind of everything that exists?
Speaker 3: And I thought it was a cross between a tyrannosaurs
Speaker 3: rex and a giant mosquito.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get on my assumptions. Said, A lot of
Speaker 1: that shoot is fake? What evolution? Yeah? I forgot what
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson calls it? Damn what does he say? I
Speaker 1: can't remember? He went on, I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it was Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan. He was trying to evolutionist.
Speaker 3: I forget what they're calling it.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: They have a talking of the.
Speaker 5: Others, some stupid dupid creation, some new fucking proper noun.
Speaker 5: It's just completely bullshit. You'm gonna throw a car bomb
Speaker 5: in his house?
Speaker 1: Man said, throw a car bomb at his house? The
Speaker 1: thing about that is obscene. How does this happen?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 3: So do you drive a car into his house and
Speaker 3: then he like turns it on and explodes it out
Speaker 3: of the How does this work? How do you throw
Speaker 3: a car bomb at a house?
Speaker 1: Series of pulleys? Okay? Fair.
Speaker 5: The thing that I find really sad about that stuff
Speaker 5: is that it's like they because technically, the only thing
Speaker 5: that separates from an evolutionary perspective, like, the only thing
Speaker 5: that separates one thing from another thing is just the
Speaker 5: arbitrary amount of changes in between them that is immediately recognizable, right,
Speaker 5: but it can't just like at some point after this
Speaker 5: it just becomes this new thing, even though it still
Speaker 5: comes from this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, at the same time, that's kind of true.
Speaker 6: That's how it works because you're right, like, so technically
Speaker 6: on a granular level, like my kid is technically technically
Speaker 6: a different being.
Speaker 1: Entire stupid literally, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: What I mean, like as a classification, it's just inconvenient
Speaker 5: to do that amount of classifying.
Speaker 1: I think we choose.
Speaker 5: There's no way there's just like what I'm saying is
Speaker 5: like there's no one thing that it's not like a
Speaker 5: chicken as a baby and it's a snake, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think it over time at a certain point, right,
Speaker 1: there's like what is it called fucking like meditations, mutations, but.
Speaker 6: There must be a result and like, but there must
Speaker 6: be like a cross fade in time where that's like
Speaker 6: nothing when it becomes you, I mean where that's not
Speaker 6: that's not anything that is decided not to give that
Speaker 6: a name because.
Speaker 1: Like whatever, it's like dogs the wolves, like the line,
Speaker 1: the line between those motherfuckers is damn near.
Speaker 3: Like it keeps, it keeps with with you know, even
Speaker 3: like the human species, right sure, like they keep finding
Speaker 3: the connections, the small within. That's all they're always talk
Speaker 3: about the missing link, right Yeah, And that was like
Speaker 3: the the argument of they did a bit on that
Speaker 3: on Futurama. Yeah, because there's alwaysnna be missing exactly there
Speaker 3: will they will, there has to be it just keep yeah,
Speaker 3: because all those in between things that that's a great
Speaker 3: fucking episode. That's from season seven. I'm pretty sure go
Speaker 3: to Sea.
Speaker 1: I just think that, man. I think there's like there's
Speaker 1: so many small differences, like you, for humans, we're too
Speaker 1: similar to each other. That's like a genetic problem actually
Speaker 1: we have as a species. What are you talking about? Humans?
Speaker 1: Genetic diversity isn't isn't very much at all. That doesn't
Speaker 1: seem possible. What do you mean? This is how what
Speaker 1: do you what do you mean? Most humans are so similar?
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 3: Wait, we need to fuck around more.
Speaker 1: Even that, Like, I just the most different human from
Speaker 1: you is really not that different from you, you know,
Speaker 1: Chinese person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the most different of the most outside
Speaker 3: of the human species, the Chinese, the most alien of
Speaker 3: the humans, the Chinese.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think.
Speaker 4: I was trying to think of the most different person
Speaker 4: from me, from you, the Chinese.
Speaker 1: Probably a Chinese person based on what why do you
Speaker 1: think that? What do you mean? Why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. What are you gonna tell me?
Speaker 3: They rounding got our list. Chinese guy listened what.
Speaker 1: The most alien of humans?
Speaker 5: I get the sense of like a like an irishman
Speaker 5: and I and a Nigerian are probably as opposite as
Speaker 5: you could get, and for some reason feel like.
Speaker 1: I think a Sweden the Nigerian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that kind not even sweet necessarily like a
Speaker 5: pale sweet, the palest Yeah, the palest sweet.
Speaker 1: Some Irish motherfuckers that are that are porcelains. It hurts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just don't feel like like I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like the opposite of me.
Speaker 4: It is like a black dude, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: The problem doesn't seem the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem, but in a very unique scale of the
Speaker 1: problem with Caribbean people in general, is that we are
Speaker 1: so ethnically mixed up already.
Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying. It's like, so that is
Speaker 5: where that's you know what I can guarantee you done.
Speaker 5: If it's agent, Yeah, for me, it's not. That's what
Speaker 5: I'm what I'm saying. But even that, that's not black uncles.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, it ain't. It ain't
Speaker 1: any of the opposite bunk bunk. He's like, I was like,
Speaker 1: what is why is he? So he kept pointing it out.
Speaker 1: My friend Jordan, our friend Jordan. At this wedding.
Speaker 6: It was his wed his wedding, Yeah, it's his wedding.
Speaker 6: He was dressed like a fucking plantation totally.
Speaker 4: There was a couple of guys. He looked like the
Speaker 4: guy in Django. No not can the first guy, the
Speaker 4: first guy that they go up to the house and right,
Speaker 4: you're right, you know, he.
Speaker 3: Kind of done my chair. There was two guys behind me.
Speaker 3: I don't know who they were in relation, but they
Speaker 3: were shaking their head because I just told him right when,
Speaker 3: right before Jordan was about to walk up and I
Speaker 3: was like, hey man, He's like, I'll make sure I
Speaker 3: returned back to this plantation. Don't worry, you know, like
Speaker 3: just a quick little joke, and like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if those guys understand, like how like normal that is
Speaker 3: for us, and so like they're just looking at me,
Speaker 3: just like shaking their heads and I'm looking.
Speaker 1: At you disapprovingly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the slave here, I'm the victim.
Speaker 1: That's not funny at all that Jordan comes in. I
Speaker 1: say it, Well, I was going on, you know, when
Speaker 1: they had that thing.
Speaker 3: They're passing that thing around for everybody to touch and then.
Speaker 1: Weeping the ship out of me. That would be fucking
Speaker 1: be quiet if you if you saw somebody, let's say today,
Speaker 1: to implement very radical racist la in the order, okay,
Speaker 1: and you saw you saw them pull me out and
Speaker 1: start whipping me in the streets, would you say something?
Speaker 1: Would you just be likena be quiet? Well I would.
Speaker 1: I would record it, put it on YouTube with no commentary,
Speaker 1: and let the audience decide that's coward. I have a
Speaker 1: problem with a truth teller.
Speaker 3: I have a problem if there's a precursor and I
Speaker 3: know it's good like and that's an other way that
Speaker 3: you described it.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like I would be a little bit rational.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, would you come to work in simple
Speaker 4: jack makeup?
Speaker 1: Why? What just white face?
Speaker 5: In that situation if it was like if every if
Speaker 5: if the racism was just like codified and you just
Speaker 5: had to disguise yourself. Oh so I like ten, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you come in with like the simple jack makeup and
Speaker 5: you're like, hello, Chris, I hit.
Speaker 1: A move and I'd leave immediately a move.
Speaker 4: Let's get to recording our show now, don't don't want
Speaker 4: to be late.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a very good episode. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a very good episode. Chris.
Speaker 4: Ho oh, I agree, Derek, what a good show.
Speaker 1: It's going to be about them cowboys. Cowboys quite are extreme.
Speaker 1: They're cool. Yeah. Uh, we can't even do it. We
Speaker 1: can't pass time. Baseball? Is that it? Yeah? Yes? Baseball
Speaker 1: Openings Day? Yeah, opening home run team, Go team the Yankee?
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? I feel like that I would
Speaker 1: just have to leave it, like I have to go.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's the matter? What is the matter? Pal friend?
Speaker 1: What's the matter? Pal friend? What's the matter?
Speaker 4: Song?
Speaker 1: Are you okay about the racist implantation? Are you for
Speaker 1: some reason a little perturbed about m some of the
Speaker 1: last Let's go rhin. There's the last rhino in this
Speaker 1: in this providence. Would you like kill them with me?
Speaker 1: For the rips? What hurts them more? Come to kill them.
Speaker 1: We want them to be an immense pain when they die.
Speaker 1: It makes the meat that much sweeter. So my sweet
Speaker 1: meat and a preserved ivory after I got it from
Speaker 1: its face. You think rhino tastes good, it's probably amazing
Speaker 1: because it looks so gross.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I know what you're saying. It's like,
Speaker 5: it's like, that's how I feel about calamari. Oh, I
Speaker 5: love calamari, but like, but calamari looks like you would
Speaker 5: never eat it.
Speaker 3: When the when the when the when the aliens, the
Speaker 3: squid aliens arrived to be like, you're eating all of
Speaker 3: our babies. They're literally more intelligent than the average American.
Speaker 1: Like, how dare you? Well?
Speaker 5: They just haven't had a chance to develop, right the
Speaker 5: average American? It done taste that good? I bet problem
Speaker 5: I can.
Speaker 1: Guarantee, like, hey, I never I've never eaten you once. Yea,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't kill me one time.
Speaker 3: I'm hey man, one time I did it my my buddy,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I took a bite it and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Man, there too smart, they're too smart. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then but I also feel bad when I see
Speaker 3: pets doing awesome tricks like that. Like I'll see like
Speaker 3: a pig doing like awesome stuff and I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Ghost writing a Drake song, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just the one that wrote his last fucking disc track.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Swear, I'm way too famous to be the metaphile.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's amazing. You did it. You did it again.
Speaker 1: This is way better than a pig should be able
Speaker 1: to write. Like all jokes aside, there's some stupid shitt
Speaker 1: in here, but this pig wrote in English. It's a
Speaker 1: pig gpt like.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, but every once while you just see
Speaker 3: we just kind of change the group real quick.
Speaker 1: It'll fix it.
Speaker 4: He's handwriting it on like a yellow pad, like a
Speaker 4: legal pad, yeah, with his fucking hoof, And occasionally he
Speaker 4: writes oink. He doesn't even write the so he writes
Speaker 4: not about he writes yeah, he writes he just like
Speaker 4: exclamation mark in the middle of these bars.
Speaker 1: So stupid, and.
Speaker 4: Drake be like dang, which are any of these oinks
Speaker 4: supposed to be in the song?
Speaker 1: Are they all just? Is that just you slipping back
Speaker 1: into your pig ways? Yeah, Drake really smart. They're very smart.
Speaker 3: That's why it sucks when when we eat their baking,
Speaker 3: their delicious bacon.
Speaker 4: Bacon's too good though. Bacon's a really solid thing.
Speaker 1: Some some ribs chet. I don't eat bacon like that.
Speaker 1: I guess it's really good, eat it too often. It
Speaker 1: is very good, though, It's just like, why are you
Speaker 1: so good? So good?
Speaker 3: I'm actually since regulations everything is getting rolled back, and
Speaker 3: RFK is like gonna poison plenty of people. I think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm actually gonna consider not eating meat for
Speaker 3: a while because I think there's it's probably it's gonna
Speaker 3: skyrock at the possibility of you getting sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, So That's why I'd rather just avoid that because
Speaker 3: me getting food poisoning is like my mortal enemy. I
Speaker 3: hate it so much, like more than because it throwing up.
Speaker 3: I throwing up to me is like though, because like
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Everybody hates it, like food poisoning, like everybody hates to
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Had a great time, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: make sure you do.
Speaker 3: I just can't throw up like how people some people
Speaker 3: easily throw like. I can't do it, so I will
Speaker 3: avoid it at all costs.
Speaker 4: I love eating curry, and and my asshole expands to
Speaker 4: the size of never before seen.
Speaker 1: Trying to.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, at this fucking at this uh at
Speaker 4: at Disney.
Speaker 5: We were trying to Me and Jayala were cracking up
Speaker 5: because we're trying to conceptualize like someone who is at
Speaker 5: an amusement park who has genuinely never seen anything like this.
Speaker 5: They were just like, I've never seed any people in line,
Speaker 5: I've never seen anything like this, or people light people
Speaker 5: lighting up on purpose to go see I just like
Speaker 5: completely overwhelmed, dude.
Speaker 3: How sick would it be to steal a tribe dude
Speaker 3: from the Amazon.
Speaker 4: Food That's what I was saying. And then I want
Speaker 4: to put I want to put a tribe, dude. I
Speaker 4: want to put like like like an uncontacted an uncontacted
Speaker 4: like remote tribesman and a Victorian child in that gardens
Speaker 4: of the Galaxy Tower of Terra. It's just like teleport them.
Speaker 10: Immediately mid ride, no like in the seatbelts and everything,
Speaker 10: and they're being in they're being guided through like right
Speaker 10: this way past like neon lights, somebody somebody next to them,
Speaker 10: it's like, oh, and smelling.
Speaker 1: They're just like, I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 3: The thing opens up and they're just like their heart
Speaker 3: would just gone. And then to be sneezing and shitting himself.
Speaker 3: I don't what's going on here?
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm so confused. Oh Jesus crois, I'm I've
Speaker 1: gone and shut and bled myself and shut and blood
Speaker 1: myself all the play.
Speaker 5: And then I was imagining some kids rats brands in
Speaker 5: his pocket, flying in his pockets, and they're like the
Speaker 5: second gets to the tom and like the ride stops,
Speaker 5: they bashed into the ceiling.
Speaker 1: When you go to the tommy starts throwing rats out
Speaker 1: the ceiling. I wonder I do that. I should do that?
Speaker 1: Should throw a bottle of water out? What we got?
Speaker 1: They're gonna say, a bottle of rat opens up.
Speaker 3: All of you guys having a pack to piss at
Speaker 3: the same time jugs of piss throw You're fucking waiting
Speaker 3: in line with the.
Speaker 1: It's starting to hurt my back. I have two barrels
Speaker 1: full of just in my book bag. My back is
Speaker 1: fucking creaky barrel. You're carrying it on your like death stranded,
Speaker 1: just the waiting stone faced.
Speaker 4: And it's concealed or anything like. It's so clearly pissed.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a transparent barrel of piss. It couldn't
Speaker 4: you couldn't mistake it for anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's like a.
Speaker 5: Little pulping in your confused maybe, Yeah, Like there're so
Speaker 5: they would have to bicker on the side, say you're
Speaker 5: in have to.
Speaker 3: Assume it, even though it's so obvious. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you if you're an employee.
Speaker 4: It's even got a hose attached to his crash.
Speaker 3: If you're going to employ wouldn't you just be like,
Speaker 3: that's apple juice, you know, like, I'm not gonna deal with.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna deal I'm not gonna engage with the reality.
Speaker 1: It's not apple juice. Here, you take his hand and
Speaker 1: take this. It's like you one Peter.
Speaker 3: Sticks is fucking bigger down his throat and then like
Speaker 3: immediately his entire bout fills up with vomit.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And what uh Peter family guy. And then it's so
Speaker 3: fucking funny.
Speaker 1: It's immediately. That's so great. You get to the top
Speaker 1: and you just get the fut out.
Speaker 5: Let's read these names from our twenty five dollars patrons
Speaker 5: over a Patreon conast Snart tank.
Speaker 1: A little shorter episode, we're recreerating.
Speaker 3: Someone lands when the kid breaks his back, covers him
Speaker 3: and pis he's he can't tell who he was anymore.
Speaker 1: What happened? There's just so much piss. Why is there
Speaker 1: so much peepy? There's so much peepy everyward. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of piss. It's a lot of peepy. Geez oh, nice, nice.
Speaker 6: This isn't even a fraction of the amount of p
Speaker 6: p and I could make if I, if I really,
Speaker 6: if I really was, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: About this comment. A Wizard of Oz for nothing, you don't.
Speaker 1: We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Pisser of Oz, the.
Speaker 4: Pisser of Oz.
Speaker 1: If ever, if there were a piss there was, the
Speaker 1: Pisser of Oz is one.
Speaker 5: Because because, because, because, because, because, because all the wonder.
Speaker 1: It's just that cuts to a fat, fat man.
Speaker 4: In an empty white robe, just lying on the floor,
Speaker 4: butt ass naked, being on his own stock.
Speaker 3: You know they go behind the curtain. It's the same thing,
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's still dude, Piso all over the place.
Speaker 5: Has nothing to do with dam or anything. They pull
Speaker 5: the curtain back. It's a bright white room, like it's
Speaker 5: Severance or something.
Speaker 6: It's like a bright white room and it's a nick
Speaker 6: a fat naked man lying on his back, pete consistently.
Speaker 1: Being on hisself.
Speaker 4: But he like trickles off into a drain that's like
Speaker 4: weirdly far from him. Well, I guess we saw, Okay,
Speaker 4: I guess what do we do now?
Speaker 1: I was like hoping to get answers for something. Can
Speaker 1: he talk?
Speaker 4: And then like the assistants are like, maybe I'm not
Speaker 4: even exaggerating.
Speaker 5: I ever working here for seventeen years, I've not once
Speaker 5: thought to even ask that question.
Speaker 1: Been waiting for him to stop pistols. It seems rude
Speaker 1: to interrupt at a certain point, and he hasn't slept,
Speaker 1: he has a fucking bathe.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, at a certain point, like it feels
Speaker 5: rude to interrupt because the streak is so crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so like I don't know what to do, Like is
Speaker 5: he going for a record? Like I don't I don't
Speaker 5: really understand.
Speaker 1: Five thousand days, impressive man days a decade or something.
Speaker 1: He's been pissing. He's been pusic. He'ss for five thousand,
Speaker 1: over a decade, over quite a bit over a decade. Actually,
Speaker 1: that's all he's doing.
Speaker 5: I's gonna read the names of these twenty five dollars
Speaker 5: patrons now, patron of concess of Stark Tanker.
Speaker 1: Where we can go over there? Uh, coming down? Three? Two?
Speaker 1: How many years is.
Speaker 3: Bernadette Ner Bernadette bananas Ce gay War thirteen thirteen years.
Speaker 1: Great, thirteen years of uninterrupted page. You don't know, we
Speaker 1: don't know. We don't know where he's getting the energy
Speaker 1: to piss from, because he's not catching all the piss
Speaker 1: he's pissing in his own mouth. No, no, it's it's
Speaker 1: in fact, it's damn near none of it.
Speaker 5: It's literally just like it's on his I'm envisioning it's
Speaker 5: like it's it's facing him and he's like he's got
Speaker 5: his tummy up and it's like it's just kind of
Speaker 5: streaming lightly down. It's not even like a strong it's
Speaker 5: in fact, the pretty feeble stream. It's like a really
Speaker 5: weak every one.
Speaker 6: Look you look every once in a while, every like
Speaker 6: fourteen every fourteen days or so, like at least like
Speaker 6: maybe like twice a month.
Speaker 5: It'll like the force will go way up. I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't know, it'll like go up. It will go
Speaker 5: up in his nose and then'll cough a little bit
Speaker 5: and then it'll get out of your nose.
Speaker 1: This is a man.
Speaker 4: Everybody who tries to get close.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what it is. Yeah, the smell is egregious.
Speaker 1: It all roaded the floor near him too, So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost.
Speaker 4: Like it's almost like the elephant's foot kind of where
Speaker 4: it's like the closer you get, the less like you
Speaker 4: are to get out of that. Okay, you know, So
Speaker 4: like the closest anybody's.
Speaker 5: Got up to him is like they got within fifteen
Speaker 5: seventeen feet and then they died.
Speaker 1: They and then they just and then they start peeing.
Speaker 1: It's a plague. And then they lay down.
Speaker 6: They start and they pee for a really long time,
Speaker 6: and then like somebody has to come in like in
Speaker 6: a suit and drag him out and then they and
Speaker 6: then they stop and they stop.
Speaker 4: But but the suit only works up and up to
Speaker 4: ten feet. You know that when you pass ten feet,
Speaker 4: the suit doesn't even start.
Speaker 1: The food. The suit ain't doing nothing. You slip on
Speaker 1: the piss you laid out next to him, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, oh no, so it's been contained. Literally,
Speaker 1: if you put a string near him too close, it'll
Speaker 1: start pissing. Yeah, that's insane. Even get a rope starts
Speaker 1: to pissing. Oh no.
Speaker 5: But so I think about it, is like, this is
Speaker 5: the most whimsical thing that's ever happened in this place.
Speaker 5: This is the most This is the most whimsical. There's
Speaker 5: like every everything, this is the only whimsical thing that's happened.
Speaker 5: And so they're like he must be important, and.
Speaker 1: So they build a building around him. And then they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, he's the he's the most magical person on
Speaker 1: the planet. Actually, like that's the only form of magic.
Speaker 1: He's got to be some guy that could piss for it,
Speaker 1: it would be gone.
Speaker 5: And then and then and then like fifty years pass, right,
Speaker 5: and then you find out like an earthquake happens or whatever,
Speaker 5: and then it like shakes him loose, and then it
Speaker 5: turns out like underneath him there's like on his back
Speaker 5: there's like a almost like a hose, like a funnel.
Speaker 1: And he turns over and it's like, what's going on
Speaker 1: down there? It's been an infinite loop of piss cycling
Speaker 1: through this guy.
Speaker 4: But that's a late game. That's like final shape.
Speaker 1: That is ruining, that would ruin the whole story, like
Speaker 1: all this whimsicals and like, oh, it's actually been it's
Speaker 1: actually a suit that's been fed pits. No, no, it's
Speaker 1: actually it's it's another person who is peeing forever, but
Speaker 1: just like below him, like forty forty miles below. In fact,
Speaker 1: there's been dozens of people like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a fake. Yeah, the room was actually like
Speaker 4: incredibly handsome.
Speaker 3: So then it does turn into the Wizard of again essentially.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that just keeps happening until until you reach the
Speaker 4: center of the earth and you find out nothing is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you fall through this ceiling of the place
Speaker 1: where the beginning. That would like what the fuck after
Speaker 1: all of that?
Speaker 3: It took fucking forever to work all the way through
Speaker 3: land on something and you have to break your legs right,
Speaker 3: and then you start pissing.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's a time moves. But you know what
Speaker 5: the thing is, Yeah, you become him over the years.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's how it happens. That's almost a cosmic horror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's yeah, it's it's a cyclical and it's
Speaker 3: a never ending cycle of.
Speaker 5: This is exactly the kind of this is exactly the
Speaker 5: kind of writing that's going to be in the New
Speaker 5: Game of Thrones when when he finishes it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the book, that would be so play with a
Speaker 3: little diredress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lily and Jojo taking bets on who will be
Speaker 4: the first to peck Chris racist hokage.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, let's relax. Who's gonna give Chris first? What
Speaker 1: do you think between Lily and Jojo?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I think Jojo has the desire probably
Speaker 4: of the of the people. I feel like she knows
Speaker 4: that would make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And that that Yeah, I'll make sure she straps up good.
Speaker 1: That would you be good with the thirteen? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: about good.
Speaker 3: Thirteen baseball girth like an Arizona Ki something like that.
Speaker 1: I love your haircut me.
Speaker 5: When I'm dressed as Green Goblin for Halloween, I see
Speaker 5: a nine year old dressed as Spider Man. Misery, Misery, misery,
Speaker 5: that's what you chosen. I'm going to the Kilo resident
Speaker 5: of the mortar. Uh, Harry Potter casting bench a Piro
Speaker 5: whenever he sits what Harry Potter casting bent Harry Potter
Speaker 5: casting bench apiro whenever he needs to sit on something.
Speaker 1: That's crazy bent that is that is crazy.
Speaker 4: That took a second read to even understand what was
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 5: RFK drinking Trump's Evil come to become maj And RFK
Speaker 5: It's Emma two rats in a trench coat? What what
Speaker 5: days you guys record? I'm trying to dial it in
Speaker 5: so I can make my name different every episode.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna actually shift the schedule a little bit,
Speaker 4: so we're still doing Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: Right, Wednesdays and Mondays. Wedndays and Mondays.
Speaker 5: Mondays and Wednesdays are are normal episodes and Wednesdays as
Speaker 5: an extramo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's kind of our plan.
Speaker 3: Now, as long as you do it, so you record,
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to change your name on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday and Thursday, you'll be totally fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're in America, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: know what that translates to. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck,
Speaker 3: we record.
Speaker 5: We record eleven a m generally Pacific Pacific standard time
Speaker 5: on both of those days.
Speaker 1: So that's that's the time, that's the time frame.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, we're a little behind me because of
Speaker 4: all the ship that we you know, the weddings and
Speaker 4: all sorts of excursions.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have another wedding this week this weekend,
Speaker 1: and after that, I'm free. After that, I'm free until
Speaker 1: my birthday. Yeah. I bet you just wanted to do nothing.
Speaker 1: I never do their birthday. Yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: I love doing nothing for my birthday. Caribbean food. I
Speaker 1: want to sleep. Do you rememb birthday?
Speaker 5: I will literally like shut the phone off and just
Speaker 5: like not participate in society for like it for a
Speaker 5: couple of days.
Speaker 4: Probably great, that's why that's my birthday. Get this year
Speaker 4: to missing myself.
Speaker 3: I think maybe when I was like, oh wait no,
Speaker 3: we right before the pandemic was the last time celebrated
Speaker 3: my birthday, and that was like only because Barbara essentially
Speaker 3: forced me to do something.
Speaker 1: I do something. I was like, yeah, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. I think you showed up. I think at
Speaker 1: my buddy's house.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, remember yeah, because I used on my
Speaker 3: own I think, yes, yeah, because I don't do ship
Speaker 3: and she was like.
Speaker 1: No you should. I'm like what I guess And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, just go to my friend's house. I guess.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I don't give a fuck, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not bothered, but shuttle Barbara bothered some shaky's.
Speaker 5: I feel like she's always like doing these crazy like
Speaker 5: she's always doing something like wild.
Speaker 3: She fucking is like a machine and like puts so
Speaker 3: every once in a while, I think like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I should really go somewhere. Yeah, like she's I feel
Speaker 3: that she's done like a lifetime's worth of stuff already,
Speaker 3: being like relatively the same age, and I'm like, I haven't.
Speaker 5: Done ships traveled such an insane amount. Yeah, And it's
Speaker 5: like I don't even God God bless.
Speaker 1: It's not from me that she's something one of the
Speaker 1: great countries. Like I'm here, I'm gonna go, I'm enjoying
Speaker 1: myself and I'm fucking able to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess I really need to utilize that train because
Speaker 3: I know that's what you would do a lot, because
Speaker 3: like I fucking I don't like driving really so.
Speaker 1: Great. Yeah, when the Seattle was cool, Seattle is a
Speaker 1: good time. I need to go up there for sure
Speaker 1: it was deaf. You've never been therefore, no, I don't think. So.
Speaker 1: It's like being in those cots is really annoying because
Speaker 1: like I'm just too big for one of them to
Speaker 1: be super comfortable. And then Lily would come down to
Speaker 1: mine and she would like I end up like sleeping
Speaker 1: sitting up and she'd be in my cot and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: just go up what because she would get nervous, like
Speaker 1: it's too high up and I'm like, honey, but i
Speaker 1: can't sleep here. I can barely fit here already. So
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna come down here with you and
Speaker 1: like look at the trees and stuff, and I'm like, awesome.
Speaker 1: You sh needna knock her out, man, that's just the
Speaker 1: series of fun events. You gotta learn how to knock
Speaker 1: people out sometimes. Yeah, I can't. Due Seattle give him
Speaker 1: a little bit of physical ambient. What is it called
Speaker 1: ambient is yeah? Yeah, yeah, I think so yeah. So
Speaker 1: you get like, I want to take ambient and say
Speaker 1: what I think, make sure you record with the whole experience.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it on Twitter. I'm gonna doway oh nice. Oh.
Speaker 1: So basically it's gonna be Kanye. It's just gonna be
Speaker 1: like it's like it's just a Kanye's. Yeh might want
Speaker 1: to be as bad as Kanye's are pretty sure.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because like suck, like they're not well
Speaker 5: the thing that makes it well, it wouldn't be worse
Speaker 5: because there's.
Speaker 1: There's only so much to.
Speaker 5: Kanye had a long distance to fall I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so like it's apparently not going to be that bad.
Speaker 5: You're just kind of where you are.
Speaker 3: The fallout isn't going to be as bad, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: What I mean is the content. The content will be worse, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because you're you could say way worship Kanye is like
Speaker 3: a fucking like.
Speaker 6: A Kanye is like a ten year old. Yeah, he's
Speaker 6: like the fact that it's like it's just the fact
Speaker 6: that he's him and he's doing that.
Speaker 4: You know, he's like he would be he would be
Speaker 4: so unremarkable if he was just going by the merit
Speaker 4: of what he was saying. Yeah, but he wouldn't even
Speaker 4: stand out at all.
Speaker 3: Oh you're like on Twitter, you'd be like out here, dude,
Speaker 3: this is this is light work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right to say a bunch of function, like all right, Well,
Speaker 1: that guys, I don't know. A shotgun sound in the background.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't go back there, really, like you're like the
Speaker 4: vibe there.
Speaker 1: My mom's gonna look there. But she just got another
Speaker 1: place in Arizona. She was like, I hate how it is,
Speaker 1: and she's about another house and she's here, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what you doing? But you know whatever, she's
Speaker 1: doing a smart thing. She's like, I don't like living.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna flip this place buy a new one. And
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it works, it will just leave you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, it is cumbersome to do all
Speaker 1: that ship. I think that's what I think.
Speaker 3: She just fucking like lagged and I was like, oops,
Speaker 3: I should just stay here and then I'll figure it
Speaker 3: out later.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have fun. I want to leave Cally for like a
Speaker 1: year or two. I just want to I'll come back,
Speaker 1: but I just don't know. I don't want to be here,
Speaker 1: like I want to like go from like maybe thirty
Speaker 1: two to like thirty four somewhere else. I think everybody
Speaker 1: should move to North Vegas. Man, we can live like kings.
Speaker 1: It's fucking dope. I'm wanna the Midwest, right, I would
Speaker 1: never fuck it's so stupid.
Speaker 5: All right, Obama's start voting like that too, bitch, the
Speaker 5: worst thing, it's always the worst thing. No, it's yes,
Speaker 5: twounds ago, what what days you record? Okay, brother already
Speaker 5: the good swing is in the black Lodge. Obama's weird
Speaker 5: ice themed brother snow, Obama, Hey.
Speaker 1: Look up? Look up? What tripe of phobia? Scalp phobia
Speaker 1: A bunch of holes in it? Likeophobia? Is that? What
Speaker 1: that is? Is that how you spell?
Speaker 5: It starts with a th h, but it's pronounced tripephobia.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't, I don't. Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 4: see that.
Speaker 1: Actually, if that's what it is, I don't want to
Speaker 1: see it either. Bothers me a lot. Yeah, you gunt liquors.
Speaker 1: Try to put my my peepee in all those holes.
Speaker 4: It's hard, it's hard to resist.
Speaker 5: I can't take Vincent's performance seriously in Daredevil because he
Speaker 5: always sounds like he's constipated.
Speaker 1: Yes he does, Yes he does. I love his voice.
Speaker 1: It's so good, Vanessa.
Speaker 11: Why are you screwing around on me? I, Vanessa, I'm
Speaker 11: jealous and I'm going to make love to Matt Murdoch.
Speaker 11: Frank Castle, you're looking quite sexy tonight, bro.
Speaker 1: You see Frank yet I did. He's like, oh I'm crazy,
Speaker 1: Oh crazy. He wasn't. Literally he was his name. He's
Speaker 1: off like three fucking kenminea. He's fucking.
Speaker 3: Popping as he's talking. Matt's fucking crying about like he's terrifi.
Speaker 3: He's just popping fucking Sandy's and Kennedy.
Speaker 1: Loo Boost Red, you can save yourn. Look at the mood.
Speaker 1: He's like literally transforming. He's going silly. He's literally going silly.
Speaker 1: Look up ten feet tall, red, Look up a boost.
Speaker 1: He becomes siren head you know what, red fish mold red.
Speaker 1: He starts growing guilt. He's factually swimming.
Speaker 4: Matt can't sense him anymore. He's not touching the ground.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's not there anymore.
Speaker 4: It's not a flowing through he's not causing any vibration.
Speaker 4: He's flowing through the air.
Speaker 1: Matt's like, what happened? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Frank?
Speaker 1: Where'd you go? Frank? Frank? Where'd you go? Frank? Frank?
Speaker 1: I love that it implies he's still out there killing niggas.
Speaker 1: I think that's crazy. He's still out there, and it's
Speaker 1: like who murdering? You need to kill now? Who's left?
Speaker 4: Why haven't you got after the huge threats?
Speaker 1: Is my question. I guess yeah, Like it's kind.
Speaker 5: Of weird that he's out there, Like it would make
Speaker 5: would have made more sense if he was like locked up,
Speaker 5: you would think you would also.
Speaker 1: I think he's also not exactly in the fight anymore.
Speaker 1: I think he kind of said he's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: in the fight anymore. He's like, I'm not doing that
Speaker 1: ship because it's dumb and like I tried, every body
Speaker 1: was against me, and it's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's a lame reason to stop.
Speaker 1: At least kill fish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, don't leave him alive, he said Rogan
Speaker 4: Laft just then, Oh no, I did that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't say. I can't I can't
Speaker 1: replicate that when I saw Vanessa need to stand over
Speaker 1: me and urinate for at least three and a half
Speaker 1: hours and a half hours.
Speaker 6: There's there's a man named the pier of Oz, and
Speaker 6: I need to see him. You get me close to him,
Speaker 6: adventures to Oz. Somehow he gets he gets like a
Speaker 6: weather machine to make a tornado so that he gets
Speaker 6: sucked in and it's just it's just it's like the.
Speaker 1: Track it starts working. There's a witch, a witch. Oh man,
Speaker 1: can can you lead me to the pisser? And the
Speaker 1: like it gets with a the back of it's in
Speaker 1: the Holy Ship. That's like, what was it?
Speaker 4: Did we talk about Holy What?
Speaker 5: Did we talk about it on the show or was
Speaker 5: this at the wedding or at at at Disney where
Speaker 5: like we were talking about like that that scene in
Speaker 5: Man of Steel where like Superman stops Superman from saving
Speaker 5: the Tornado, but it was just like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like a.
Speaker 1: Bear or something very reasonable he could have just stopped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a bear. It's a bear stab bear
Speaker 4: with a bad Dan on the Kuma. It's Cuma is
Speaker 4: real in the DC universe, is real, and he's back
Speaker 4: with a veg. He started a business with pot a
Speaker 4: long time ago and he got.
Speaker 1: Ripped off right through.
Speaker 6: All right, berserker Broy's big bouncy backside.
Speaker 4: Uh the sloker to why so dirty, very very quiet,
Speaker 4: I'm hunting. I'm hunting slurs, stupid go go go gay
Speaker 4: for the shoe bad to the bone.
Speaker 1: Uh you guys so funny. Dogs in my backyards, in
Speaker 1: my out curry in my colon, and I'm going, I was, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got, I got nightmares in my mind.
Speaker 5: Nightmares in my mind is crazy. People are like soulfully
Speaker 5: like just as if this guy is saying anything of meaning.
Speaker 1: They paid for this show man because my cereal chosen
Speaker 1: beat off with sandpaper and glass, and I can't stop beating,
Speaker 1: particularly small Mexican people's children.
Speaker 4: I like the ideas like that, that that little instrumentation
Speaker 4: is never even.
Speaker 1: It just gives him as much time as soon as
Speaker 1: he finishes. But there's like there's.
Speaker 4: The first overly gay Star Wars Capital character slur slurby Faggy.
Speaker 1: And his husband. Doctor butto so much better than the
Speaker 1: first thing. You said.
Speaker 5: Again, Doctor butto is awesome. It's doctor, butto what do
Speaker 5: I feel like I have to see doctor butto? Now
Speaker 5: I've recruited the piston of Oz and now, hey, doctor,
Speaker 5: but doctor Butt to sew it all together, dodtr but well,
Speaker 5: slow down, slow down Butt.
Speaker 1: But he's tiny, he's like tiny, he has like a monocle.
Speaker 1: Doctor but he's tiny.
Speaker 4: But they use force perspective to make him that small.
Speaker 1: Need you to examine how this guy infinitely pisses forever?
Speaker 1: What is the secret to this infinite source? Can we
Speaker 1: turn it into an infinite source of pussy juice? Can
Speaker 1: we turn it? Okay, doctor, but goes like, yeah, intrigue
Speaker 1: at all. He just can't do it. First time he's
Speaker 1: heard about can you do talking about him? Yes, of
Speaker 1: course he's he's the whole time, he explains, Yeah, seems doable.
Speaker 1: I know, like you're down on you, but I love
Speaker 1: your reputation precedes you. I'm so happy I met you.
Speaker 1: But you're better than Vanessa in every way, better than
Speaker 1: in every single fucking way that bitch Vanessa. Dude, I
Speaker 1: want to get slapped up a little bit woman. Grateful
Speaker 1: bitch she is.
Speaker 3: But I mean, like I thought the same, I felt
Speaker 3: the same. I mean, he's the Kingman, but I felt
Speaker 3: the same way in this an animated series too, were
Speaker 3: like she would like fucking like scold him, walk away,
Speaker 3: and then he'd be like, ah, like.
Speaker 1: This anime, it's serious. No Spider Man. There should be though,
Speaker 1: king Pin, king Pin, King king king Man, fat Man,
Speaker 1: fat man, sat.
Speaker 4: Fat fat fat man, fat man, fat fat fat fat man.
Speaker 1: Mary Crime doing fat man, fatman, full of crime, doing crime,
Speaker 1: the fat person, fat crime doing pizza. Shit, it's another verse.
Speaker 1: So the the song is five straight minutes.
Speaker 4: It's like fucking it's like money for nothing or something.
Speaker 3: This is what they're gonna do, and so you know
Speaker 3: they're gonna cancel X Men ninety seven show.
Speaker 1: This king Pin Show, The king Pin Show. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's just him. Uh, they get they get Vincent Vincent
Speaker 1: and then they have him.
Speaker 4: But the show, the show is all of the moments
Speaker 4: and that are cut out of the good.
Speaker 1: Shows that he's in.
Speaker 5: So it shuts to him going to the bathroom, going
Speaker 5: to like Trader Joe's or like Kelson's or something wherever
Speaker 5: he would I feel like he would go to Gelson's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like he like or he would.
Speaker 4: Buy high your Sweet beverage of some sorts. No, he
Speaker 4: barely says anything. He only talks when he's being dramatic
Speaker 4: in front of people. So he's like he's at the
Speaker 4: it's like a ten minute scene of him at like
Speaker 4: the grocery store.
Speaker 1: He goes nice.
Speaker 6: And he puts it away, and then it cuts to
Speaker 6: him asleep and then you get to see all of it.
Speaker 1: Just sleep the whole time. He whispers, Murdoch, I love this,
Speaker 1: I love this idea. Can put out of that show?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Anyway rejected me to put him down.
Speaker 5: It's him calling uh on some old lady, some old
Speaker 5: lady who thinks it's her son. He's like calling and
Speaker 5: he like entertains her conversations. You know, Yeah, you can't
Speaker 5: see him doing that. I can see that actually being
Speaker 5: a thing that they put in the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 4: You don't get the other side of the conversation even
Speaker 4: know what she's saying. Sometimes it's long silences with like yeah,
Speaker 4: for sure, all right, Uncle Tom, Uncle Tom Clancy's lynch
Speaker 4: your cell that's crazy. That's pretty good, Uncle Tom, Uncle
Speaker 4: Tom Clancy is wild and lynch yourselves.
Speaker 1: Lady, stealth is crazy.
Speaker 4: Stealth lynching. That's like that's like that's assassinating somebody to
Speaker 4: the guillotine. Yeah, you know, like that's.
Speaker 1: Nuts. Penis envy not a joke. I'm too big.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: Norman Osborne, after finding out his closet and a homosexuality
Speaker 4: was revealed, be like out am I uh domo nation
Speaker 4: Vonna the Dead Johnson, Pat Park, Derek nt Schovin is Innocent,
Speaker 4: Free him, Gooner from the N word, Lagoon, round eyed Asians,
Speaker 4: sending zoomed in dick picks to all numbers on the
Speaker 4: local phone book. Here at That's Crazy Here at the
Speaker 4: Start Tank Podcast. Our favorite lollies include Mari Rose and
Speaker 4: pen I don't know what that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's really weird.
Speaker 4: Sending your favorite lawleys to Tom Sweeney ink that's disastrous.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. We will ban you, uh or he will.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't give he'll beat I'll band you,
Speaker 1: but then shut up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the bookmark everything you said them in they'll ban you.
Speaker 1: That was actually pretty awesome. That'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: You imagine that it was actually pretty awesome. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to bang you. So people don't know that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Let me know where I can find more of this
Speaker 4: so I can avoid that place.
Speaker 1: My bookmarks are all women. Stop son, of course? Do
Speaker 1: you like Chris? You are Chris, you are a handsome man.
Speaker 4: Why do you choose to wear those point xterrass glasses?
Speaker 1: I like my glasses? What do you mean? Was your
Speaker 1: what's your fucking? What's your problem. Well, someone talk about glasses.
Speaker 4: Chris, you're a hansome man. Why do you choose to
Speaker 4: wear those point extras?
Speaker 1: I like the way I look at glasses.
Speaker 4: I think they shape my face. No, no, no, I
Speaker 4: said Kitty, as in like cat porn. That's crazy, queen,
Speaker 4: what's going on? I don't know, Queen of fat Hazard.
Speaker 4: Ay Kingston's wather.
Speaker 1: Fat Hazard. It's me Kingson's mom, mom. But the idea
Speaker 1: of both of your parents sounding that way is outstanding.
Speaker 1: It's it's stupid at the first one. Actually it's it
Speaker 1: is stupid. Watch the opposition Kingston's dad and the fact
Speaker 1: that I don't sound like it is even Crazy's mom.
Speaker 1: I have a proposition for you, Kingston's.
Speaker 4: Dad, they just sound like a leads at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Why don't we make a Kingston? And now, since where
Speaker 1: the mother and the dad of a Kingston?
Speaker 4: They're they're Kingston's mom and dad before Kingston is even
Speaker 4: in the picture.
Speaker 1: And that's how they go by Kingston's mom. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Let us consummate this has that ever been done before?
Speaker 5: Like a story of like older characters told from the
Speaker 5: perspective of like their kids, where like they go by Uh,
Speaker 5: you know that so and so's mom and so so
Speaker 5: his dad. But they're clearly kids, so it doesn't make
Speaker 5: any sense parents. Oh that's right that You're totally right.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm thinking, because they literally just call each
Speaker 5: other like Timmy's mom, yeah or something, even when they're kids.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? I think so. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: It's something like that. It's something like a Jason Dingleberg Danglebergleberg.
Speaker 5: I forgot what he really fucking hated him that he wanted.
Speaker 5: Sweeney would make a terrifyingly hot trans woman.
Speaker 1: All right, we get to work.
Speaker 4: Carry on my gay you would, There'll be peens when
Speaker 4: you are dumb.
Speaker 1: Gay your query to rest I am fucking gay gay.
Speaker 3: Your query is funny though, Like that is dumb enough,
Speaker 3: and then I am fucking gay.
Speaker 1: I know that song so much because of fucking I'm supernatural.
Speaker 1: I know because of Guitar Hero. That's like the song
Speaker 1: supernatural really yeah, supernatural That c W show yeaheah.
Speaker 4: You know what I have a weird association with in Kansas.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that's crazy, but I think the
Speaker 1: idea is that, uh wait, what show is it? Supernatural
Speaker 1: Dean that's Dean only likes like classical rock music. I
Speaker 1: see okay in a wrong decade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that song by Heart where it's like it's
Speaker 4: not Barracuda Crazy on You?
Speaker 5: Oh, it might be crazy on you because I remember,
Speaker 5: like I associate like where it goes boom boom. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I associated that show with Scott Bayo was forty five
Speaker 5: and single. I'm not I know that show, but because
Speaker 5: I remember for some reason distinctly, there was like a
Speaker 5: teaser like I don't know, like one of those like
Speaker 5: bumper ads before like show stuff, and that was playing
Speaker 5: in the background. I was like, oh, crazy on you,
Speaker 5: Like why is it on this show? And I never
Speaker 5: watched the show and it stuck out to me because
Speaker 5: I was like, I would never watch this show.
Speaker 1: Is interesting? Cares about Scott byo ever d.
Speaker 3: When I think about that, it's uh haild and Kumar.
Speaker 3: He's having a dream sequence Kumar with like a just
Speaker 3: a bag of weed. He's like fucking like a bag
Speaker 3: of weed or something, and it's like playing that crazy
Speaker 3: on You song.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. I never liked weed that much, you know.
Speaker 5: When I like that, well, I still don't really like
Speaker 5: like the think those stoner comedies really were like so
Speaker 5: unappealing to me.
Speaker 1: Everything about him, Like I was like, I don't care
Speaker 1: about I saw, but like I remember the reason.
Speaker 5: Why we saw Superta because it was the movie and
Speaker 5: also the story behind it was wild because it was
Speaker 5: just like they read them when they were kids or
Speaker 5: some ship, and so I remember.
Speaker 4: That was like interesting to me. But like, because is
Speaker 4: that even really a stoner?
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's not technically a stoner one.
Speaker 1: There's actually like not really anywhere.
Speaker 3: There's like I think a moment where they're smoking weed
Speaker 3: when Unfold with the cops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it gets out and then it's not even weed.
Speaker 1: He spoke with them smoking with the cops. I pretty
Speaker 1: sure remember that it might be Remember it is like
Speaker 1: how a cigarette smoke up the cigaret because Seth Rogan's
Speaker 1: there with one of the cops. Yeah. But no, but
Speaker 1: like him and David Hater, yeah, Sam, David Hater. No,
Speaker 1: not David Hater. Oh my god, what's his name? Mclovin.
Speaker 1: He was want us to know, but it is a hater.
Speaker 1: You you come pell Hater? Yeah, I was like, you've
Speaker 1: you threw it out of my head. I was like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, Bill Haters.
Speaker 3: No, but he's in the back of the cop car
Speaker 3: and he was like here, Mike Love and smoke up,
Speaker 3: like he's you want a cigarette, smoke up. It wasn't
Speaker 3: even weed.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm talking about when they were outside they
Speaker 1: were pertailing with the guns. There was smoking weeds.
Speaker 3: They're smoking weed when they were firing. You're talking about
Speaker 3: the end of the pretty much when they torched the
Speaker 3: cop car. Yeah, you're smoking around that.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I've it's been a long time
Speaker 1: since I've seen it. So that's at least that's favorite
Speaker 1: fucking movie. Michael Sarah. It's that. It's that and The Godfather.
Speaker 4: Lily is that he loves The Godfather is a wild
Speaker 4: That is the movie.
Speaker 1: It's a movie. This is not relaxing. I don't.
Speaker 5: I have a hard time putting a comedy as my favorite,
Speaker 5: Like you know what I mean, Like comedies just kind
Speaker 5: of like lose something like you see it already.
Speaker 1: No, I think Nika Gun is still one of my
Speaker 1: favorite movies.
Speaker 4: I love the na I just I'm never gonna laugh
Speaker 4: at The Naked Gun like I laughed at it when.
Speaker 1: I first saw it. That's true.
Speaker 4: I disagree maybe like maybe like tropic Thunder makes me laugh.
Speaker 4: I could watch like a million times.
Speaker 5: But even even then, it's like it's gonna be like
Speaker 5: a it's gonna be like a complete toss up as
Speaker 5: to which scenes are gonna get me.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know. I can say if I
Speaker 1: if I really like someone, I can watch it again,
Speaker 1: no problem which I like?
Speaker 4: But are your favorite movie? Like would you like of
Speaker 4: your favorite movies?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: How many of them are comedies? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: How many other comedies?
Speaker 3: Well so some of them, Like if I had a
Speaker 3: top ten, most of them wouldn't be comedies.
Speaker 1: That's true what I mean.
Speaker 3: But uh, I definitely like say, uh blazon saddles I
Speaker 3: put in my top ten, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 3: There's just even though I've seen it a million times,
Speaker 3: still every time I think, every time the hard ar
Speaker 3: is mentioned, like the frontier.
Speaker 1: Guy, hey, the sheriffs are ringing, and.
Speaker 3: Then the fucking bell keeps ringing. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: It's still just funny to me. And then like everybody,
Speaker 3: the fucking mary reading the welcome him saying the hard
Speaker 3: are there, and then the guy fucking falls in his
Speaker 3: chair immediately.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of copies that I used to really like.
Speaker 1: And then I watch him again and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I liked that as much.
Speaker 5: It makes sense, Like I remember specifically, Anchorman got less
Speaker 5: funny for me every time. Yeah, I still love it
Speaker 5: because the thing that gets me the most from that
Speaker 5: movie is Jack Black kicking that dog.
Speaker 1: Jack Black kicking the dog off the bridge a great moment,
Speaker 1: kills how I roll.
Speaker 5: How just the fact that he says, now this is
Speaker 5: happening is hilarious. That is the best way to initiate
Speaker 5: something like that. He doesn't say I'm gonna get your dog,
Speaker 5: never says you're it's over for you, or like something threatening.
Speaker 1: Guess what, Now this is happening. He pigs the dog
Speaker 1: to something from me, someone takes something back from you.
Speaker 3: I still laugh his hard when when when he's uh
Speaker 3: crying in the fucking phone booth. Oh yeah, like he's crying,
Speaker 3: he's his He's crying in a way that I've never
Speaker 3: seen a grown man cry before.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, meltdown. He's crashing out a proper crack,
Speaker 1: properly having a legit meltdown. It's like he's this is public.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, so smelling ants for the Big Ounce's scientific curiosity.
Speaker 5: Please please read my name thug Zilla, King of the
Speaker 5: hoodstters losing all my friends in the custody battle, Kurt
Speaker 5: Cobain p O V Cabo fagg.
Speaker 4: Is the Fellowship of the Fallas of the Foullus Death.
Speaker 4: Jack w f M bombing Red Bull for dropping loss
Speaker 4: in the cunts.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 6: George Lopez face. George Lopez's face triggers my tripophobia.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I know what you mean. I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. I know you have that. Many have so
Speaker 1: many acne scars, Like I don't know what, Like what
Speaker 1: are you guys doing to your faces? Sometimes just people's skin,
Speaker 1: like some people just no. But it's common in Mexican people.
Speaker 1: Isn't it scars from the the chicken pox thing?
Speaker 3: It might be isn't that from getting that ship like
Speaker 3: late or whatever?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're never pop Still, that's bad. You vaccinate, so that's
Speaker 3: not vaccinated. But like I mean, if you got vaccine
Speaker 3: in you're fine. I imagine I imagine in your in
Speaker 3: your guys years, because I knows I was still I
Speaker 3: was still I'm old enough to where they weren't. They
Speaker 3: weren't doing the vaccine yet until we had to do
Speaker 3: that dumb ass thing where oh, go play with your
Speaker 3: dumb friends that have chicken pox and.
Speaker 1: Then you'd get it too. It's stupid.
Speaker 3: Remember having the dumb bumps in my face and having
Speaker 3: a mask on. So I was like, this is so stupid,
Speaker 3: Like what is this.
Speaker 1: This is a weird thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just happens to every like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Like I had. I had it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a scar on my forehead from it.
Speaker 4: They scratched one of them off, Oh, which was wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that because I hear people say acne scars,
Speaker 3: but I don't think those are acne scars. I think
Speaker 3: those are like I have to verify because like Edward James,
Speaker 3: almost yeah, George Lopez looks like a moldy orange to me.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's been thrown out. And he was
Speaker 1: not young in the show, remember that he was that
Speaker 1: he was almost fifty in the show. Oh Ship, he
Speaker 1: looks like an onion. Chris, how did you get over
Speaker 1: your anxiety? Just didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 4: What is I just pretend like it's not there. I'd
Speaker 4: rather give you money than to charity.
Speaker 1: Big meat.
Speaker 4: He stinks I'm slipping. I'm I'm sipping and no femois scene.
Speaker 5: I can't put down the cock uh andy man, who's
Speaker 5: Andy's And I'm back to s here and forever Dandy
Speaker 5: Jimmy rings and his and his p o W girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I've never had a I've never had Jamaican food, but
Speaker 4: I bet it sucks.
Speaker 5: Lost it, lost it all at the Cortes. It's such
Speaker 5: a crazy sentence. I love that sentence as like as
Speaker 5: as like a almost like what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like a mad lib?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can fit anything in there. Yeah, I've
Speaker 5: never had Italian I bet it sucks. That is just
Speaker 5: a bait, Like that's like, oh, you're totally upset, exactly
Speaker 5: lost all the Cortes. You all got some change kids,
Speaker 5: Fear magn fear Magngro, Credos singing even flow.
Speaker 1: Which which which is Credos? Which which voice? I have
Speaker 1: the more black one? I don't know what that. I
Speaker 1: kind of don't know which one you're talking about? Is
Speaker 1: he more black? I think? Would you say old school
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. I think old schools more more black. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't why. Well, I guess he's he's just more
Speaker 1: of a he's just more of a weird like he's
Speaker 1: just darker skin. He's he's more of a real nigga,
Speaker 1: is he? I thought he was just white the whole time,
Speaker 1: No fucking credos. Well, I mean Greeks are white, right,
Speaker 1: they're Greek.
Speaker 4: They might think they're white, but I don't want to talk.
Speaker 4: I think they think they're white.
Speaker 3: I think as the premises may not consider them because
Speaker 3: I know they have a hard time considering Italians white.
Speaker 1: Do not consider Greek people white. I know Greek people
Speaker 1: who are definitely part black, and they're like, I'm Greek,
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, if you go down, I mean the fur,
Speaker 4: he's a Greek grow Greek growth.
Speaker 3: Can we go and see Southern Italians? Those niggas are dark, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're dark, but they're not like some of
Speaker 1: them are. Obviously, some Sicilians are are like Moroccan, part
Speaker 1: Moroccan and ship like that. A lot of them.
Speaker 3: I mean that's why like they came over. You see
Speaker 3: the dark as Italians in New York. That's really from
Speaker 3: south South Italy.
Speaker 1: But then there's also like dark Italians is wild.
Speaker 4: It's like a wild thing to see in.
Speaker 1: The in the in like the wilderness. There assholes though,
Speaker 1: why I.
Speaker 5: Mean, they get imagine having that accent and being black.
Speaker 5: Imagine that ship you get. Imagine you look like he said,
Speaker 5: you go like, hey, what's the big thing?
Speaker 1: Like what you know? I know plenty of part black
Speaker 1: Italian people and it's hilarious and they are in fact obnoxious.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's my nephew is power. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's I think his dad is half Italian and then
Speaker 1: he's whatever. My nephew's dad's half Italian and he's not obnoxious.
Speaker 1: He's actually really nice. But he's the only one I've
Speaker 1: met the part of that. It's been like not like,
Speaker 1: oh I hate you, so look up.
Speaker 4: Scallop eyes and have a great day, scallop eyes. I'm
Speaker 4: curious about that.
Speaker 5: But I'm batty Batti batty boy radio, busting so hard
Speaker 5: at ricochet's off a steel place and shatters my skull
Speaker 5: into particles. Sugar gay, I just want a guy put
Speaker 5: your dicking me inside me.
Speaker 1: Baby, I just want to oh my god, they have eyes.
Speaker 1: Ew wait do they not wait?
Speaker 4: What do you I thought, of course they did, right,
Speaker 4: they all got eyes.
Speaker 1: Do they look weird?
Speaker 3: Oh? I've just never considered those. I've never considered like
Speaker 3: muscle type things having eyes eyes.
Speaker 1: I guess I hate muscles. But like the blue Look
Speaker 1: at that blue ship. What do you mean the blue ship?
Speaker 1: Look at the blue ship. Those are apparently he can't
Speaker 1: even Yes, they have a bunch of eyes each. You can't, like,
Speaker 1: you can't tell me eating that stuff is not Muscles
Speaker 1: are weird.
Speaker 5: Like the thing for me is like muscles, oysters, clams
Speaker 5: and stuff like I can't do that ship all that stuff,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, even crabs.
Speaker 1: I know that. That's like I know that a lot
Speaker 1: of people like. To me, it's just like it's bugs
Speaker 1: and weird ship.
Speaker 3: Look, I'll take it over. I'll take I'll take that
Speaker 3: over because I know it's like, oh the shell. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like like relate to bugs, but like it don't
Speaker 3: it don't taste like bugs.
Speaker 1: I think it does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they don't take loose bugs.
Speaker 1: To me, if you left a.
Speaker 3: Bug in water for a long time, you don't taste
Speaker 3: the same. No, because it doesn't even smell remotely the same.
Speaker 3: It's like, shrimp is fucking excellent, especially like curry shrimp
Speaker 3: with some rice.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. I just feel like Trump is kind of
Speaker 1: a whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm a big fan of fish.
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of calamari, and klamari was like
Speaker 5: an accident calamari by accident during like a blind taste test,
Speaker 5: saying but like you, you.
Speaker 1: Don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, I'm not gonna eat this lower life form,
Speaker 3: but this this thing that is pretty smart. I'm gonna go,
Speaker 3: here's my logic, dice. But here's my logic about that, right,
Speaker 3: I'm eating it, so clearly it's not that smart. So
Speaker 3: when people are eating too, you think they're Yes, So
Speaker 3: if someone bashes your head and you're like, what an idiot?
Speaker 5: If someone if someone bashes my head and it eats me,
Speaker 5: I'm fucking retarded, are you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Well, how does anyone get into a situation where they're
Speaker 5: eating I think being stupid?
Speaker 3: I mean maybe, but also no, you can somebody can
Speaker 3: be like a befriended cannibal.
Speaker 1: That was like hannibal, I hate that that rhymes. That
Speaker 1: was the point. That's the point. I know that, but
Speaker 1: I hate it. Cannibal, and he's a Hannibal.
Speaker 4: That's he's a Hannimal. We gotta hurry up with this thuff.
Speaker 1: Dude, we're on time the other episode. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. It's not we can get this one done.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 4: I ain't paying my TV license to doctor man lover.
Speaker 4: How are learning to stop worrying?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 12: Luke that no beat? I have an idea, Luke, that
Speaker 12: no be the truth. I have a proposition, Cannibal, Luke, Cannibal,
Speaker 12: wait you Hannibal for me, Luke, that no be the truth?
Speaker 12: John know mea fata.
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Speaker 5: what a power out of dark side there miguanch this
Speaker 5: but de man.
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds it's more alien to me than anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they should have said that for the trade bar as.
Speaker 1: Fu dude, I called our friend Jake. One of they were, Jacob,
Speaker 1: what is your friend? Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Remember generation for the Asian ones?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: They were? They were? They were definitely both. They were
Speaker 1: definitely both Asian and definitely probably also the trade like
Speaker 1: they sound like Asian people, but what they did was
Speaker 1: very uh No, I thought Wat was the Jew, Well
Speaker 1: he was Isa is agent is Wat has a yamaga?
Speaker 1: I mean the knocked off his head every scene we saw,
Speaker 1: but no, it was always there. It was just an
Speaker 1: off camera. Is that what happened?
Speaker 3: I was a picture like George Lucas would come in
Speaker 3: and see him and then add a yamica and then
Speaker 3: like when he leaves, they were to race it again.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 4: He was just in a constant like cgi Attrician, adding
Speaker 4: and removing this fucking yamica from wats the king?
Speaker 1: The king? And why do I love how much of
Speaker 1: a pussy he is. He's such a bitch. She just
Speaker 1: pushes you see him eating alone in the mall. I
Speaker 1: think it's around here too. I think it probably think
Speaker 1: it is. I think it is over here, and then
Speaker 1: you just that is abe.
Speaker 5: The sight of someone pushing George lookie summer while he's
Speaker 5: eating Panda expressing a food court is fucking violent.
Speaker 1: I think I would cry, like it would be too funny.
Speaker 3: I'm go help him, I'm stop God. Oh, I think
Speaker 3: it's so fucked up. I think that would be it
Speaker 3: for me. I think that would be too funny. Lucas
Speaker 3: loner Panda Express billionaire getting shoved over and making such
Speaker 3: a little deal of it, Like I think, I think
Speaker 3: I laughed so hard, something would happen.
Speaker 1: I've collided with the salon only in Florm. I think
Speaker 1: he would cause a black hole open. You're lucky to
Speaker 1: have my bath guard knife on mere.
Speaker 13: He just the guys, it's a good thing. I've have
Speaker 13: my billions of dollars in my basketard knife.
Speaker 1: And then he pokes.
Speaker 5: He poked somebody with it and they disintegrate. They start
Speaker 5: to fucking vanish before before your very eyes, they fucking
Speaker 5: been kenobi.
Speaker 1: They just disappeared. Did you see.
Speaker 4: Did you see the thing where it was like George
Speaker 4: was explaining why that's the death?
Speaker 1: No, like that, he just returned to the force. At
Speaker 1: that moment.
Speaker 4: He's talking about like this, how everybody in my family dies.
Speaker 1: That's crazy everyone.
Speaker 13: My mother, My mother got into a car accdent with
Speaker 13: me when I was I was I was a wee
Speaker 13: born and should damn your disappeared. That was for her clothes.
Speaker 13: My dad hit her stid, she hit the steering wheel
Speaker 13: and then she vanished.
Speaker 1: You don't he just got knocked unconscious. Think he's right, Oh,
Speaker 1: he is, Yeah, that is the only the only the
Speaker 1: Lucases died that way. Only the Lucases does Lucas family.
Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody, don't tell anybody, he says that live. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a live broadcast. He's on, Joe Rogan, don't tell just
Speaker 1: between just between between you and me. I just like
Speaker 1: my family dies. Wow, you're amazing.
Speaker 4: Wow Krilling, I love how it's such an accurate krill.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy. I'm making it. Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Brain Kevin Durant's field calling my girls. See the guys
Speaker 5: that strip something so brutally pummel no childcolate to crawl
Speaker 5: out alive.
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Speaker 4: forcing Chris on, forcing Chris on one or ten thousand
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Speaker 6: always shop.
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Speaker 5: One Celsius to broly Boost and I'm dogging out Emma
Speaker 5: Frost and my dick is broken.
Speaker 4: Goat man with scarecrows.
Speaker 1: They do crazy? What do they do? It doesn't look
Speaker 1: that much crazier than anything else I've seen the vanes.
Speaker 3: To me, her backside looks hilarious.
Speaker 1: I'm always had big titties. He didn't have a huge ass,
Speaker 1: but like I guess they're like a fucking was crazy,
Speaker 1: like just thigh jiggle physics. I was so iron Man.
Speaker 3: If you ever have a like, if you wait just
Speaker 3: a few seconds by iron Man, dude, you can start
Speaker 3: seeing his fucking the little metal in his crotch like
Speaker 3: starting to grow.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Jarvis, give me room.
Speaker 4: Goat man, scarecrows in the dungeon.
Speaker 1: Scarecrows in the dungeon. I got a bunk pole Black
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Speaker 1: Who's who's gonna fill my sloppy hole chapel?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Captain Jolk America Pepe kind of fat, but somebody
Speaker 5: gotta do it.
Speaker 1: I gotta foot up my ass because somebody gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Huh jernk this pep off. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: It's funny. What's you tv off?
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, Oh, I see, I see what
Speaker 5: you're saying. Gay little beetle trying to figure out how
Speaker 5: to breathe?
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Speaker 4: Gay little beetle trying to figure out how to beetle?
Speaker 1: Goatsy?
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Speaker 5: How to do a beetlegatsy as a beetle?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means? Goats? Is that video
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Speaker 1: the Oh, that's what that is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's that Mario images famous.
Speaker 1: Oh, for some reason, I was thinking of the guy.
Speaker 1: I was stinking to the guy. You tuned in and
Speaker 1: I have to got me, That's what I was like.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Were I really got that song and just left?
Speaker 1: You know he went to the school bended. I don't
Speaker 1: care I gave you information. You know you said that, dude.
Speaker 3: There's a moment the Simpsons where fucking like the FBI
Speaker 3: is chasing Millhouse and they have him like in like
Speaker 3: a tunnel where the water is like there's it's like
Speaker 3: drop off the damn and they're like pointing guns in him,
Speaker 3: like I'm telling you I didn't do anything, and they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's how soundhouse. I was thinking that all he does
Speaker 1: is nothing and he gets hurt, always a loser.
Speaker 5: That's it's and hey, arnold, yes he except he's way,
Speaker 5: he's invincible, Sonic fans.
Speaker 1: Uh, coach, I'm okay, or what you say, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: His colon is on the ground forty yards away from
Speaker 1: Jean's body, severed. His skull is dislocated in it, within
Speaker 1: his own head, and he's like his jaw is like okay,
Speaker 1: he should not be able to speak. Yeah, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Smitchy the kid, my son, my son, I bequeath you.
Speaker 4: I need that one dollar. I need that one Australian dollar.
Speaker 5: Doctor Shapiro, prescribing everyone to suck on his sister's mine milkers.
Speaker 5: Sonic fans found a way to reacon Bilex Park for
Speaker 5: sixty games. Bam takes a scaffold.
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Speaker 5: The give to Keith Hernandez foundation. Uh Keith Hernandez. Who's
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Speaker 5: Craig the Canadian, Damn, I touched the instant death juice.
Speaker 5: It's your boy, Shawnee Dee and Emma Frost looks like
Speaker 5: prime Sarah J.
Speaker 1: I don't know who people are, Sarah J. Who's that
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Speaker 1: I read it in reverse. I guess I don't know
Speaker 1: I did something. I think it's just our names, uh,
Speaker 1: because it's not pulling it up.
Speaker 4: Made a thumbnail for the Swing Laugh compilation that could
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Speaker 4: Barbershop Bug Quartet.
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Speaker 14: doesn't even.
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Speaker 1: I want you to it's maybe like, come come back
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Speaker 1: that's real reaction. Oh sh he cares so deeply about Jenner.
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Speaker 4: and smoking joking.
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Speaker 5: I kept saying, Jenny, Ben Shapiro, if he was a
Speaker 5: magician that could only use create what what Ben Shapiro?
Speaker 5: If he was a magician that could only create public
Speaker 5: works projects? Says bench Apiro.
Speaker 1: It's the second Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 3: Another Benchapiro.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy, an independent secondary Ben Shapiro joke. I
Speaker 1: think it'd be funny if he was. If he was
Speaker 1: a wizard, all he could do is locate pennies. That's
Speaker 1: the only spell.
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Speaker 4: One of my kids is not like the other. One
Speaker 4: of my kids has a different mother. Uh look up
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Speaker 4: that's a YouTube.
Speaker 3: Don't fucking don't. You can't tell me to look up YouTube,
Speaker 3: especially Spider Man ones. I've seen the entire meadow, the
Speaker 3: entire lineage of those. It's the best meada. There hasn't
Speaker 3: been anything it kind of I think it was too good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like, funk.
Speaker 1: Where do we go from here?
Speaker 5: Johnny Silver, like Samurai, we got a penis to suck
Speaker 5: Waigela five eighty three, Ben Shapiro vote vertically bisecting himself
Speaker 5: to eliminate the left half.
Speaker 1: From his body. Gonna be more. Probably not, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I think they're done.
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Speaker 5: all I'm saying is fuck to know fler when I
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Speaker 5: Bit I was dying the Sonia Republic. I don't remember
Speaker 5: what that was from. I know that happened on the show.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
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Speaker 6: TV remember that part being that funny though, I gotta
Speaker 6: see it. I gotta see it again. Maybe maybe there's
Speaker 6: something there.
Speaker 3: I laugh at moments like that all the time, where
Speaker 3: it's not it's not the it's not even the punchline.
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Speaker 4: Questions episodes beached pussy, just to fuck with that one guy.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Beach Pussy.
Speaker 4: I just named I just because somebody complained about them
Speaker 4: being called catching up with Questions, So I just changed
Speaker 4: the name to beached Pussy.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: I really like that because complaining And like, I guess
Speaker 3: he could differentiate or something, and I swear that I
Speaker 3: put dates.
Speaker 1: On them, you do.
Speaker 5: I just think he's probably like me, we're like the
Speaker 5: number the second numbers and something like that's that's a
Speaker 5: it's a fucking barcode.
Speaker 1: At that point.
Speaker 5: They want more detail on like a tho. I get,
Speaker 5: but like I just I'm I probably annoyed. The shadow
Speaker 5: of it because I named it something that has nothing
Speaker 5: to do with anything. It has nothing to do with
Speaker 5: anything in the episode, and that's how I'll probably keep
Speaker 5: doing it.
Speaker 3: It's well on the last one, I think I did
Speaker 3: some Oh okay, we opened up. I opened up shitting
Speaker 3: on agent the dem so I said something an agent
Speaker 3: and the deem related, and then I put like questions
Speaker 3: or something.
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Speaker 1: Can you have as Wow? Thank you so much, guys,
Speaker 1: Thanks so much, guys. We got three more or something.
Speaker 15: I love you all individually, and if you lived in
Speaker 15: my city, I would have sex with every one of you,
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Speaker 15: of you.
Speaker 1: Fuck it up.