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What have we watched?
Speaker 2: Oh, well we did watch and we will talk about
Tina Impact from November one, two thousand and seven. This
is not the go home too, but it's the go
home to the penultimate episode before Genesis two thousand and seven.
Here in kurd Angle is going to be interrogating the
TEENA roster to try to find out who Sting's mystery
tag team partner is going to be at the pay
per view.
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Angle and Sting Sting's son football game.
Speaker 2: Yes, legendary, legendary stuff here, and kurd Angle is continuing
to show that this is a completely other than him,
like fucking you know, obviously having great matches. He was
also the most entertaining dude on the show.
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p W. Now let's talk about TNA Impact November first,
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into TNA Impact for November first,
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: TNA Impact Total NonStop Wrestling though on this show in particular,
a lot less wrestling than there was everything fucking else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the case a lot of the times.
They love doing a bunch of segments right in a row,
right right in the middle of the show too. They
love doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it felt like it went on fucking forever, and
obviously we'll talk about it this episode. We're set up
for Genesis two thousand and seven here where it's Kernanngle
and Kevinash taking on Sting and a mystery partner for
the World Championship Chrits trying to find out who the
mystery partner is, and he's gonna interrogate the roster tonight
and he interrogates, of course, everyone that you would assume
Sting would reach out to to be his tag team partner.
But before we get into that, so let's talk about
what was going on in the world wrestling at the
time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer November six,
two and seven and tena news at this point, since
it's no longer a secret, Booker is coming in, TNA
was hoping for Booker and Jericho to come in with
the two hour show, although in reality everyone knew Jericho
was leaning towards we as has been the plan from
the start. TENNA wont announce Booker T, presumably as a
mystery partner, until the night of the show. See if
Kernanngle just read The Observer, he would just know that
Booker T is the fucking mystery partner that wort have
solved a lot of stuff here. Maybe we could have
had more matches on the show.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Booker T was better off as
a mystery partner or do you think they should have
announced it and then maybe they could have bet on
some buys for the pay per.
Speaker 2: View mystery partner has a proven track record at least
you know, I don't know how much it works now,
but it definitely did then, where you know if it
could work, but you run the risk of, hey, this
is a disappointing mystery partner. I'm not fucking buying this again.
You fooled.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, That's the biggest thing I think, right is like,
what if it ends up not being what people think
it is. I mean, the Jericho deal happened forever here too.
I mean we had the Goldberg deal in TNA where
people thought Goldberg was coming. I mean We've had that
happen quite a lot in TNA history. I mean especially,
I mean, this is still pretty early. We're two thousand
and seven for TNA, so they hadn't really chalked up
a bunch of l's yet, but we definitely do get
to that point by some time in the future. Yeah,
and yeah, I mean I think doing the mystery partner
is is a cool deal in Yeah, I mean, I mean,
I'm sure maybe they could have sold a few more
pay per views off Booker t coming. But also especially
in two thousand and seven, I think they were doing
a lot of replay buys on pay per views. People
were still buying the replays. Whenever they would they have it,
they would happen. I remember w WE was selling a
ton of those fucking replays. Man. They would even announce
on the show. Do you remember that on Row on SmackDown.
Speaker 2: What a watch the replay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd be like, buy the encore pay per view.
Speaker 2: Yes, it would because dude, okay, I remember that, because
they would show the you know, the the it would
be WWF magazine or whatever. Would the pictures are it
and they would show the stills. Yeah, dude, I always
thought the Stills were sick as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was cool because they like they had like
the YouTube style animation on him. It's funny to call
it that, but that's kind of what it was.
Speaker 2: You know, Junior for two, you may know him as Rocke,
appears to be done. He hadn't signed a contract because
they didn't agree to money terms. When it was clear
they weren't coming to terms, he walked. He was also
scheduled to do a TV job for Christian on the
TV he didn't come to, and then we followed up
here observer November twelfth, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: That was my birthday.
Speaker 2: It is not one hundred percent that Junior for two
won't come back. He doesn't have a contract, and they've
missed the ten twenty nine TVs saying he had a
prior commitment.
Speaker 1: They'd not a prior comitment to not be there.
Speaker 2: I did it because I don't jomp.
Speaker 1: I'm not losing a Christian.
Speaker 2: Is he dead or is he the rock? Neither one.
I'm not fucking losing.
Speaker 1: I'm not even showing up this thing.
Speaker 2: There had been a miscommunication because if they knew in advance,
they could have changed the tournament round if they knew
he was missing. The ten twenty nine show The Explanation
on TV, which we'll talk about because it's on this
episode that he wasn't there for unknown reasons. Was Jeff
Jarrett's call because he didn't want to say anything negative.
There have been problems with him regarding travel because he
lives in both Pensacola and Las Vegas. Also, he has
a gigantic ass and at times it doesn't say that.
At times get his trans from Pensacola and he'd have
to change it. So, I mean, this is a lot
ginger for two. One No, Yob does not want to
lose two having trouble with the travel. I mean, this
is an all around headache.
Speaker 1: It sounds like thousand and seven Junior Fatu not wanting
to lose to Christian, who never loses in TNA is
pretty nuts. They didn't ask him to come in job
to Shark Boy, Christian is fucking like a very He's
like a dedicated diamond in the rough. Yere like TNA
had something really special year.
Speaker 3: Oh you gotta oh you think it's ocated to to
job me out?
Speaker 2: Den I shine they got.
Speaker 1: Him here too, Yeah, shark boy, you know and you
know and you know in the Myrise on Adobe two
K twenty six where Rakeishi's in it. Oh you know,
I know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't played it, but I know that part. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They should have done that here instead. Fuck the
unknown reason. The unknown reason should have been known next week.
They should have sent like Shark Boy to Rikishi's house
and beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker 2: They send all the dudes that were there at the
Royal rumble fucking commercial thing, abys with the balloons, Shane
Douglas with the cookies.
Speaker 1: Shark Boy opening the door like Triple h at Randy
Wooten's house. What the hell is this?
Speaker 2: She'll want to do the job son it's own gold
Shark Boy then gets it right over by a car.
Speaker 1: I didn't forget what you did to me.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, Stone Cold Shark Boy in junor
for two we were just like a year away from
that happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, him standing at the door, Rikishi looking at him
from the hallway, What the hellhammer?
Speaker 2: Well why do you have a sledgehammer? Well, goddamn sun.
Why not? It could have been maybe he didn't want
to lose at all. Maybe it wasn't Christian in particular,
he just happened to have to lose him, but he
didn't want to lose at all.
Speaker 4: Mm, yeah, maybe you don't want to lose a son,
Jay Dutt, you don't think curry Man is good enough
to go ten with you?
Speaker 1: Junior? We'll bring you back in five. You can face
Chavo Guerrero.
Speaker 2: He's doing this all while standing in his doorway that
he just.
Speaker 1: Let me in. He's doing this on a ring camera.
Speaker 3: Open the door, Open the door. He's calling his fuck,
I do I know you're in there?
Speaker 1: Hey, ooh, let me in. Eat.
Speaker 2: Shoven says, open the door, ussy eat.
Speaker 1: He breaks the fucking door down in his stands there.
How are you doing to my house?
Speaker 3: What your fan ass doing? Why don't you have to
tapering show up to work and that stuff? Fishing line?
Because fuck you? DNA management said so up.
Speaker 2: Aj Styles in the New ESPN magazine says, w W
E won't let most wrestlers perform polo drivers anymore. In TNA,
we have a guy who does a flipping pile driver.
That's how crazy we are. When I first read this,
I was like, oh, that's like, that's funny. It's you know,
a little Tachi line. But I was thinking more about it.
If I was reading an ESPN magazine. I just had,
you know, kind of been the fucking fair weather fan
for wrestling, and I saw them say a dude does
a flipping pile driver. I'm watching the next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten years later, everyone does the flipping pile driver.
Speaker 2: Now it's everywhere. You're right, it's fucking I mean, people
do it on the apron, people do it fucking off
the top.
Speaker 1: Shit is nuts. It's never a three count.
Speaker 2: No, THQ is spending eleven million dollars to market these
SmackDown Versus were all two thousand and eight video game.
They should have just threwed eleven million dollars down the
fucking drain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they could have done anything with that money.
Speaker 2: They could have bet they could have made a better game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell? Give that to TK right now
so we can get aw fi for every day. I'll
take any fucking tang over that game. Holy shit.
Speaker 2: The plan is to spend seven million dollars in the
US and four million dollars across the wrestler world and
ads that will start running on November thirteenth. They're trying
to market the game harder to the non wrestling fan audience,
and ads in TV magazines, online, mobile and retail channels,
with commercials saying by playing the game, you can live
your life like you're a WWE superstar, which means the
most fucking, just boring, slow, shitty way possible, because that
is how playing that game feels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you can be in a movie where
Ken Anderson has a gun or something and.
Speaker 2: Someone you could be a guy with a gun or
a guy with a sword, and you can do that
every single week.
Speaker 1: Do you think they got approved for that budget, like
before they had to gut that game?
Speaker 2: Yes, had to been right, had to have fucking bit.
Speaker 1: I mean that's gotta be pretty pretty bad. I mean, like,
you get approved for eleven million dollars to market this
game and then right before it comes out you have
to gut it and it ends up being the worst
WWE game of like the entire SBR series. That's gotta
be brutal.
Speaker 2: Though I will say I can't imagine how much better
it would have been if they hadn't had to like
kind of redo. It doesn't change the gameplay, sure, right, Yeah,
Like maybe the story would have made a little more sense,
but like, how much better could it have fucking been?
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, I mean it worked. The eleven million dollars
to market this game work because it's the highest selling
game out of the series. I think you know what
we did.
Speaker 2: Just talk about that and fucking egg on my face
for that, because, like you said, it did work. But
flip side that it began the downfall of this Magni
reserral series.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it never recovered. Well, it recovered at the
very very end, and then they rebranded. But like SBR
twenty eleven, I think they had figured it out again,
but it took a while.
Speaker 2: In more ww news, Brook Adams you might know it
as Brook test Maker, was released on eleven one November. First,
it was notable when the Mis had no women accompanying
him on the East of the show two nights earlier,
because the miss always has women, of course, he's the
chick magnet, and the entire extreme expose angle seemed to dropped.
The reasons for the release aren't known, but she did
have heat with some of the women on the roster.
Her last appearance was on the Raw Halloween Costume Battle Royal,
and she wore Bruiser Brodie style boots. Molina also wears
these style boots, and it was felt she was stepping
on Molina's gimmick.
Speaker 1: This is outrageous. I'm sure both of them were thinking, Wow,
we're both wearing Bruiser Brodie style boots right now. Not
one person said maybe they're they're berserker boots.
Speaker 2: No fucking chance anyone said that. No, there's not a
chance at hell.
Speaker 1: Well, now let's talk about TNA Impact. No, remember first
two thousand and seven. All right, let's get into TNA Impact. Here,
t Ina, we are wrestling. I love that little bumper there.
Speaker 2: I actually I really enjoyed how they I feel like
every time we watched TNA, at least during this era,
they did that, and then they did like here's what
happened the last like two weeks. So especially for us
watching this, you know, almost twenty years later, it makes
a lot easier to kind of get caught up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the satellite bumper too. I think it's one
of the coolest bumpers they ever had, maybe maybe the
coolest bumper they ever had. We go to a cold
open here, Kevin Nash tells us there are two stings
Sting and sore You, dude, there is always fucking two stings, man,
dude always Oh every company Sting has ever been in.
Speaker 2: There's multiple things. But Nash says, yeah, there's a nice
thing and then there's a real creepy, dark evil Sting,
which like that's like doink Sting.
Speaker 1: Dude, I wish Wow, that'd be awesome with the hair, Yeah,
I'd be totally down with the shoes.
Speaker 2: Sting coming down from the rafters with big clown shoes
on would be amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Sting needs a partner for Genesis, uh to
take on Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle in a tag
team match for the title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, uh, I can't say I love this idea
of the world title being on the line in a
tag match like that and.
Speaker 1: Like they were just trying anything. Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I you know, I think there is a
way to do this right, like if there was like
a contendership thing or something, but just doing the world
title in there where Nash can win the world title.
Like again, I get I get it. It just I
don't know, I feel like I feel like it kind
of lessens the bell.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean, it depends on who Sting's partner.
Speaker 2: Is, well, we're gonna find out here tonight, perhaps because
you know Kurt Angle is gonna try to find that out.
And they go over that. Like you said, Cornette is
the one. Cornett's in charge on TV. He's the one
that put the match together here. And Nash tells Sting
that Kurt's all he's got and he's the closest he's
gonna get to the game right here. And but who
will Sting choose as a partner, And Stink says, He's
come up with his own partner genesis, and I'll make
sure he's more than qualified.
Speaker 1: He should have got Justice Pain as his partner.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, that would have been fucking sick
as hell. What Sting would be like the greatest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been nuts. Well, that would have
changed some things.
Speaker 2: Sting in Nate Hatred's face paint doing the fucking pussy
devil time.
Speaker 1: Dude. I love the idea of Nate Hatred coming in
too TNA and jumping over every single other person there.
And he's immediately in the ring with Sting, Kevin Nash,
and Kurt Angle, and he would fit, he would fit
right in. That's a decapitator.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Don West would Super be on board
with the decapitator?
Speaker 1: Did he definitely be doing the talent with him too? Yeah,
Well we get the broken glass TNA Impact intro here.
The AJ Styles parts always sticking my head, along with
the Eric Young dive.
Speaker 2: Dude that is legit insane. The three that I wrote
down was AJ fallonoff something doing the flip bump. That's right,
Eric Young's crossbody that's right open another AJ flip bomb.
Speaker 1: Those are the ones that always stick out to me
for some reason.
Speaker 2: Those are the best parts. Yeah, I don't know. They
are super in your face and I mean they definitely
could have did this with just AJ taking a flip
bump like he does, because everyone in your head, you
can imagine it right now how he takes this.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody that comes into TNA wants to fucking
face AJ, right.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Right? Like guaranteed good match. Mike Today and Don Wes
welcome us into the Impact Zone. They run down the
matches here. We have tom Co and AJ Styles defending
the TNA tag titles tonight against Lax. Yeah, we have
two semi final fight for the right tournament matches everyone's
favorite tournament, Kaz versus James Storm, and for unknown reasons,
Junior five two will not be in the tournament anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's uh. He was supposed to face Chris Well. Chris,
you will now have a mystery opponent determined by TEENA management.
Oh and what's that? We have footage here. We're going
to Junior for two's house.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're going to Junior FA two's house and we're
gonna kick his fucking We're bringing the fight to you,
motherfucker across the line. So we start the show off
here we have the Kurt Angle town Hall. Kurt is
the world champion. He makes his interest to the elevator.
He's got the suit, the glasses, the Eagle TNA world title.
Very cool.
Speaker 2: I love that belt, little glasses always, by the way,
I wasn't until we started watching these back that I
realized like he always had the little glasses.
Speaker 1: I also love that Kurt comes out of the fucking
ground here in a suit, and then Karen Angle has
to walk up behind him through the tunnel to join him.
Speaker 2: He waves her off, Hank, Come on, now, that's fucking.
Speaker 1: That's like the most two thousand and seven Kurd angle
thing ever, I mean he is very funny in this run.
Speaker 2: He is super funny. Another thing that and we'll talk
about it later. But I didn't realize how much him
and JB did together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, JB was like his best friend on the show.
Speaker 2: Really, it's legit the opposite of what The Rock would
do with interviewers, like The Rock would always fucking GIBRONI them. Well,
Kurt's best friend is the interviewer super Kurt thing. So yeah,
so Kurt, I believe it might have been just last
week beat Sting to win that title back, and I
think Nash was involved. And eventually they show here that
Nash gives Kurt and jack knife and Kurt, well, he
gave him the finger. So Kurt says, what a better
way to take a title from a beloved champion and
then put him in a three on one situation? You
have the Superman, twelve time world champion, Olympic gold medalist
and all around great guy me who's tag deep partner
wants to tear my throat out, and Kevin Nash versus
angry parent and icon staning.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so good.
Speaker 2: He is so good here, dude, angry parrot and icon.
Kurt says, let's break this down. This broken down has
been cripple.
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash, Shit, I'm okay riding my coattails.
Speaker 2: He was riding his horse all the way to the
top until I got sick of him and I flipped
him off. Now Kevin Nash wants to kill me. So
Kurt says, tonight's sing your mystery comes to an end
because you underestimate me. Well, Sing's crazy ass music hits
and it shows his crazy extron which I don't know
if we've talked about where it's just him coming up
in a wooden elevator a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I haven't talked about it, as is
that him going to the rafters via a wooden elevator. Yeah,
I guess that's how they do it. The impact is
then they just send him up in that little elevator.
There the best.
Speaker 2: Well sting's out here, And Kurt says, not only in
my world class athlete, but I'm a Rhodes scholar. I
have not only one but two degrees, one in physical education,
one in liberal arts, which pretty much makes me a genius.
Plus I watched CSI Law and Order n. Twenty four
which means I can crack a pretty good case.
Speaker 1: Sting hasn't even said anything yet. Sting comes out on
the ramp and Kerdagle says, Hey, Sting, I don't have one.
Have two degrees watch law and order. Stein has not
said a words yet. Oh, it's real, so.
Speaker 2: Kurt says, So by the end of the night, I'm
gonna have interrogations throughout the night. I'll find out who
your mystery partner is. Oh, that is real. That is
damn real. Again, Sting is not said a single fucking
thing yet.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I didn't even know if it was real Sting
or not at first, because it was like a far
away shot and it was Sting standing on the ramp.
I thought it was gonna be fake Sting. Oh, which
always there's two Stings from what I understand, Unless I
see Sting like close up, it's always fucking fake Sting.
Speaker 2: Is this like the first time ever where somebody's made
an entrance to interrupt a promo and then their interruption
got interrupted by somebody that was just originally cutting the promo.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They did the double ramp promos a lot,
that's true. Yeah, I'm sure they did it with Sarah Tonin.
Speaker 2: I thought you were like gonna say Sarah to take her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she was here.
Speaker 2: I thic Junior.
Speaker 1: She was scheduled tonight for the Christiani match.
Speaker 2: She didn't want to lose.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to lose. Then awesome Thong the most
dominant knockout in the history of the division.
Speaker 2: I know where Shark Boy's going next.
Speaker 1: I was on WWTV DDP was talking me, Yeah, pictures
of me on the walls and get the fuck out
of here match.
Speaker 2: So Sting, he says, KURTI it must have been really tough,
you know, getting that fizz ed major climbing all those
ropes and stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you pulled it off. It was
he should have said that he.
Speaker 2: Was hard, damn hard. Sting says, my partner's you know,
he's a champion of champions. He's world caliber. He's been
a world champion in many different wrestling organizations, including WWE
and w CW. I was I don't know. I think
we understood. I don't know if he had to kind
of go all the way. Yeah, he was an Awa
World champion as well.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, hey, Curt, he almost broke your freaking arm.
That's right. It was a shoot one night on SmackDown.
He broke your freaking arm. Yeah, that's right. Squallapasta wors
Swaggle never broke my freaking arm.
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see after tonight.
Speaker 2: Uh So, Sting also said that somebody that he worked with,
and let's say you rub him the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Kurt says, hold on, Sting, you're full of it. Everybody
that knows me loves me. D Oh shit.
Speaker 2: It's Kevin Dash and he's not crippled. He's walking out
and he looks great.
Speaker 1: Actually, dude, Kevin Nash looks incredible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's fucking pretty good here. And Nash says, you know, Kurt,
I know you, and I don't love you.
Speaker 1: I don't even like you. You're pretty much a jackass.
Don West says, yeah, he reads people well.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Nash says, listen, you shouldn't worry about whose sting partner
is or about who your damn partner is, because this
thing between me and you is just getting heated up.
And Kurt says, you know what I could take you
instead of singing it, why don't you bring it, which
Nash then proceeds to do he starts coming in the
ring and he gets in the ring and Kurt immediately powders.
What a fucking shitter, dude.
Speaker 1: I love that Kurt was stanced up in the ring
like fighter stance, ready to go, and then just powdered immediately.
Speaker 2: Kurt then makes a bunch of goofy faces backing up
the ramp because he forgot Sting is there, and then
Sting proceeds to kick his.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this. They kick his ass down to
the ring and then ping pong him in the ring.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, I love dude. There is nothing better than
a fucking he'll getting ping ponged around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who knows what's gonna happen in this tag
because he could be team with Gawayne Dill.
Speaker 2: Or Rock Sarah Taker, it could be anybody. All of
these people have been world Champion and ww and.
Speaker 1: The world champions, all of us.
Speaker 2: Okay, a bit at first, I did think it was
Steiner until I realized Syner's just a part of the
show already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Later on in the evening, actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just here. So they yeah, they Sting in
Nash fucking ping pong them around. Kurt eventually gets out
of there. Then security get in the ring to hold
uh Nash and sting apart, who at no point during
this ever made it look like they were gonna fight
each other.
Speaker 1: Well, you know there's evil. Ah, sorry, I don't know
what phrase he was going for there. That's just the
one I'll landed on.
Speaker 2: That work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are wrestling. Does that work?
Speaker 2: This is evil?
Speaker 1: Some of here works, you know it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you all the way.
Speaker 1: So we have James Storm with Miss Jackie versus Kazarian.
This is a fight for the right semi final tournament match. Uh,
and I believe if if I'm correct here, the fight
for the right tournament final is the ladder match between
Christian and Kazarian. Uh. That ends up actually being pretty great.
Speaker 2: It is fucking great. We've watch I don't know if
we just watched that together or we watched it for something,
but I do remember thinking.
Speaker 1: That match was really good and like, yeah, over delivered.
Speaker 2: What a great spot for Kazarian, who, like you know,
has been around for a minute here and uh, you know,
giving them a go and put them They're a Christian
who everyone knows is fucking awesome, So like, yeah that
I mean spoilers, that's where it goes to obviously, And
they talk about that on commentary here Don Weston and
today on commentary and they once again say he Caz
takes on James Storm and for unknown reasons, Junior FO
two will not be in the Fight for the Right.
They say this all night long.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the only time in TNA history
where they take the neutral route of.
Speaker 2: All fucking people, like they could have just said anything
j yeah, or like what the fuck anything. Junior Fuos
not here because he was supposed to drive to the
venue and he got his car stuck up his ass,
so he's not fucking gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Well, you hate you, Don.
Speaker 2: West, pointing right into the camera, Fuck you, RICKII, Well
you hate you.
Speaker 1: The Fight for the Right tournament is ruined and it's
because of you.
Speaker 2: He stands on the outstable. Rashi punked out.
Speaker 1: Because he's a funk. He stands on the dame.
Speaker 4: He says, hey, everybody, everybody, fucker casey Ill It's like,
comes out and dapts him up.
Speaker 2: Mike Today says, for unknown reasons, Junior for two will
not be here, and Don West says, you know what,
fuck it, fuck it, he's not here because he's a bit.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Unknown reasons? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: We're better off without you? For two?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Fire me?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, fire me because there's a lot of people
in the back back there, Robbie McAllister.
Speaker 2: Poison in the crowd.
Speaker 1: Not again.
Speaker 2: Fuck So this is the TNA fight for the right
bracket as of right now. James Thorm beat Eric Young
to advance, Nance Kauzarrian or Kaz his Kaz beat Lance
Hoyte to advance. Junior for two is not here because
he's a bitch.
Speaker 1: I hope you when your entire family don't want Johnson
TN any time too, buddy.
Speaker 2: Dude, that sucks. They have to beat Robert Rude and
he just listened to here.
Speaker 1: He probably put his ass in his face too, like
that's so disrespectful. He probably.
Speaker 2: Road Dog and Billy Gun got something to say about
you next week.
Speaker 4: How come road Dog and Billy gunn couldn't be here
for they should have not been here under reasons reasons
kin Mafia is fired.
Speaker 2: Why Why couldn't Billy Gun and road Dog not have
been here?
Speaker 1: So James Storm accidentally hitting Miss Jackie against Eric Young
last week, which Eric Young, because he's a good guy,
went to check on Miss Jackie, which allowed James Storm
to hit the last Call super kick and pick up
the win.
Speaker 2: Cheating bastard, But you know, Eric Young is a forgiving
man and hopefully he's he's okay.
Speaker 1: Well, Kaz beat Lance Hoyt last week to move on
to this semi final match, and of course that match
was good.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, what the hell?
Speaker 1: So, yeah, they start hot here in this match. Kaz
sends Storm to the outside, hits a house show on him.
Jackie's a big part of this match here. She distracts Kaz,
Storm is able to hit the Randy orton DDT and yeah, man,
I mean they don't get a lot of time here, Yeah,
which is kind of surprising because this is the biggest
tournament in t A history. They definitely had more time
before the.
Speaker 2: Job dude. Yeah, I mean you're right, they don't get
a lot of time. Storm does the Eye of the
Storm and just get to two. That move that should
have just been his finish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just couldn't do it on everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's right.
Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't an X Division guy, you know,
sure he could have been. Yeah, so James Storm, he
hit the eye of the Storm. Looks great. Uh did
not expect him to hit that, But it also kind
of iggyed me that this match was going quick for sure.
Storm follows up with an inzigiy and a backstabber for
a two, and then a phone starts her Emily ringing.
Speaker 2: Hey, we have late breaking news. We're going extings mystery
partner tn A Mobiles the place. Text t and A
to seventy six hundred. You get that and a free
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Speaker 1: Hey, Mike today, this is jameson Johnny for the Deba podcast.
Speaker 2: Fuck you fucking that's what they should have said. Hey,
text TNA mobile find out what the fuck is going
on with Juju Fortu.
Speaker 4: Hey Mike, uh tell Junior five two will be at
the Double Tree Yellow. He wants to fucking do anything
about it. So she ruined the fight for the right
of it two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: You can call hit seventy six hundred and it goes
to Mic on the air. Dude, this fucking bothered me
for so long. I even messaged you. I said what
is this fucking move called. It's an O'Connor roll with
the legs, Yeah, but with the legs, so I assume
that's all in the same family though, the O'Connor roll
with a backbridge.
Speaker 1: So Kazarian picks up the wind here and instantly powders
because we have some other shit to get done. Sorry,
the fight for the right tournament's overbuddy, It's time now,
more importantly for the Young and James Storm segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more importantly here. Eric Young comes out because you
know they had some issues last week, and I guess
Eric Young wants to bury the hatchet here of something
that it wasn't his faulty, and I don't know why
he's burying the hatchet.
Speaker 1: He brings out a six pack of beer here the
bottles too, that's right, glass bottles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he gives one the Storm and I thought
this was gonna go way different than it does here,
because they just go back and forth, taking turns, chugging
beer as the crowd chance chug until it gets to
the point where one it gets a point where James
Storm opens up the beer, biting the cap off and
bust his mouth open.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that was badass. Shit is crazy. They have
mutual respect. Now they chugged a bunch of beers together.
They never just said one word to each other here.
The only word that was said in this entire segment
was miss Jackie saying shit.
Speaker 2: She legit says, oh shit, I's really like that.
Speaker 1: Like that's like a real fucking friendship right there.
Speaker 2: Man for their brothers out and they even don't commentary
and say, oh, well, I guess they have mutual respect. Now,
that's right, they do.
Speaker 1: They're best friends. They won't even know each other's last name.
Speaker 2: This ends up a series of backstay segment feature on
the show involved Jamestorm and Eric Young with Jackie Moore
as an observer involved in a beer drinking contest over
what Storm would call the World Beer Drinking Championship. There
it is I forgot about that, which is an official
ty and a title that was held by James Storm
and Eric Young at one point.
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape here Kurt Angle
is smoking a cigar with Jeremy Borash in the interrogation
room that they have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kurt's sitting there, He's got the suit on. There's
an overhead light that JB is holding onto and Karen
Angle walks in and says, Kurt, what are you doing
and what the hell's up with a cigar? You don't
even smoke, and Kurt takes the glasses off, and JB
also takes the glasses off. Kurt says, Honey, this is
why they're doing it. Guateamo bayh you know the Guateamo Bay?
Well you know that Guateamo Bay.
Speaker 1: Guateamo Bay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what they call it. What the hell
is that?
Speaker 1: She says, don't you mean Guantanamo Bay?
Speaker 2: He says, yeah's right, said Guateamo.
Speaker 1: Bay again, Tama Bay. Karen says, Kurt, do you even
know where it is?
Speaker 2: And he says of course. She says where. Chris says
where doesn't even matter. JB is now pointed the lamp
right in Karen Engle's eyes and she smacks it out
away and Chris is all about it is I find
out who stings. Partner is now shut up and light up,
and he gives her a cigar. She says, you know what, Barney,
you and your little friend here play your little game
of make believe. I'm gonna step it up. I'm gonna
take care of business and then she leaves. Churts says,
take care of business. What kind of business is she
gonna take? A Jmi says, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, JB.
Speaker 2: And maybe we should get to the bottom of the
junior for two things after this.
Speaker 1: You know what, JB. Now you're speaking my language. Give
me another cigar and look up Guatemala Bay for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see how we get tickets there.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here. Kevin Nash was
interviewed earlier today about, of course, the Genesis match coming
up here in a few weeks. So Nash is.
Speaker 2: Asked about his relationship with Kardan Angle. He says, there's
there's no relationship. Some people think you are in cahoots.
You know, there's a team Angle, and there's a team
Nash and uh, he says things. One of my opponents
I know, Kurt is the other one I don't know.
I've been in this business a long time and I
made a lot of enemies, but I made a lot
of friends. I've got phone calls out, and by the
end of this evening, I will know who my opponent
is at Genesis. Hmmm, who could he be calling? Could
he be calling triple h M.
Speaker 1: So we have the Team three D town Hall, Bubba
and Devon come out here in the X suck shirts
because they hate the X division.
Speaker 2: Devon comes out here on steroids.
Speaker 1: And Jack is not happy about that.
Speaker 2: Listen, THEOPO looks fucking awesome. Man, I don't give a fuck.
He looks fantastic. Yeah he does.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how many times we're gonna
say it, but I love saying it a lot.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Devon is awesome in TNA. Yes, that's his Work's always fun. Yeah,
I think I think he probably even himself underrates his
TNA run. But uh, I had a good time watching him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, they're as you said. They're out here
in the X SUX shirts. And two weeks ago, Team
three D laid out the Motor City machine Guns former
Deadlock Wrestling tag team champions.
Speaker 1: Of course, by the way, that's right.
Speaker 2: Note that, by the way, uh, and they put up
through two tables and and both of them were taken
out of the Fight for the Right Tournament. Sadly, it
sounds like a lot of people have been taken out
of the Fight for the Right Tournament.
Speaker 1: Damn they could have really used them.
Speaker 2: Why would you not always go with the machine guns?
Smart bookers always go with the machine guns. So Bubba
is of course getting all the heat. Ever here he's
he says, come on, let's hear it, let's hear all
you morons chime man. That was awesome, and the crowd
starts to chant that was awesome. I kinda pray with
his point here, and he says, I like.
Speaker 1: The way you say that.
Speaker 2: You don't know why you say it, Dart exhivision matches,
but you say it anyway, which that doesn't like. That
becomes way bigger of a problem after this, which is funny.
Uh So Bubba says, you know, the X Division are
one hundred pounds little boys, and he's taking craps bigger
than the kids in the X Division.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a big ship, he said, I take a ship.
I take his ships. Yeah yeah, I take ships.
Speaker 2: Shitt big.
Speaker 1: Alex Shelley Chris sa I says to your goddamn mother,
Yeah yeah, that's right. It says you got damn about
three hours ago.
Speaker 2: Boy here, my boy, he looks good. Tony.
Speaker 1: So they go backstage. They go back stage after this,
and Jeff Jarret pulls them both asides. So, Bubba Devon,
you're telling me you missed call time because you were
and let me make sure I get this right. You
were having sex with the motor City machine Guns. Mothers
at the Double Tree ol. Yeah that's right. Yeah, you're
both fired. Come on, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, Bubba says. Now, Devon, they got this new thing.
They got star ratings four star match, three star match
two stars, my brother. The only two stars I see
are me and you. That was awesome. I like that alone.
Speaker 1: Hold on a minute. They got the new match rating
with the four, three and two star matches and that's it.
Speaker 2: It's and it's also because the other way two is
the best one of them.
Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
Speaker 2: So Bubba says, you know, I'll say it again. The
reason we will destroy the Excivision is because we can.
And then the MotorCity machine Gun shitty theme hits. I
hate this, fucking dude.
Speaker 1: Bubba says, We're gonna destroy the Excivision because we can,
and then he takes his jacket off and he pulls
the shirt down. Classic fat boy tech, I mean fat
boy tech right out the jacket, Yes, coming down.
Speaker 2: All the fat boys know no matter what the situation is,
I could be falling down a mountain of rocks, just
fucking my life on the line. That shirt can't be
showing my belly.
Speaker 1: I mean I could be. I could be like clinically
dead on the ground, like fifty fifty chance of me
coming back or not. The shirt's coming down.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like it's just as simple as that, like what it is.
And if you are my boy, you're pulling the shirt
down for me.
Speaker 2: If I'm one hundred thousand dude, one hundred thousand percent.
So the machine guns come out, and Shelley says, uh,
anyone want these guys to shut the hell up?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, has to stay on the table. Yes, yes, Mike,
Today's on the table. Shot the fuck up.
Speaker 2: So Shelley says, mother jokes very original. For the past
few weeks, I've heard you talk about things you hate,
things brother Ay might hate. Let me think for a second.
I bet you hate little carb diets like Today says
that's one. But I bet you hate your arch nemesis exercise.
And there's one thing I know you hate. You hate
the X Division. Well, news flash, tons of fun. The
ex division hates you do and he says, as far
as me and Saman see it, you two are nothing
but bullies. There's only one way to stand up the bullies,
and I'm gonna show you right now. So Shelley and
Saban start coming to the ring and uh, he says,
Saman put your hand. Have you see this hand? That
doesn't just represent Michigan, it doesn't just represent Detroit, you fat,
big dude.
Speaker 1: I love Bubba's face during this too. He was like,
what the fuck was that? Yeah? What the hell?
Speaker 2: He says, this is the hand of vengeance and this
is the hand that's gonna bitch, slap the taste out
of your mouth. And Devon says, I've had enough. Well't
you slap this? And they don't show it, but I'm
pretty sure. He starts playing with his day and he says,
this is done. As a matter of fact, we're gonna
end this tonight. We're gonna do it the way Team
three D normally does it. And Bubba then says, get
the tables. So Devon goes to get the tables and
he looks under the ring. There are no tables. This
could be first wrestling history.
Speaker 1: Dude, that was so fucking funny. He looked under the ring.
There's nothing under.
Speaker 4: There, and it cuts back to the ramp and you
just see people walking up with tables behind him.
Speaker 1: Good shot.
Speaker 2: A bunch of exhibition dudes at the tables and Bubba
points it says, hey, those are our tables and say
it is very observant of you. Then the greatest trio
ever jumps Team three D from behind Son Jay Dutt,
p D Williams and Shark boys start laying the fucking
beat down on Team three D.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, Chris saving says, I know you're hungry, but
Jay fighting twinkies under that ring. I know you like sugar,
but I got nine.
Speaker 4: You gotta look at the people making the threats. You
got this fast, sum bitch. They're coming with the World champions,
all of us. It's my favorite person making the threats.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Behind Chris Saban and Alan Shelley are Daniels low Key,
Elix Skipper and Havoc Dude.
Speaker 2: Sarahtonin's Havoc dude, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: He looks crazy.
Speaker 2: Dude low Key and Elix Skipper in TNA shirts. What
the hell is going on here? Dude?
Speaker 1: I love the reaction here too, So like Daniels and
all of them are behind them with the tables. Daniels
in his Sunday's Best Daniels and Bubba points to the
ramp when everyone's up there, and he says, hey, those
are tables, get us back card tables. Now. I thought
the reactually was super good, now super over the top
of yea.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and especially because Shark Boy comes in starts attacking.
Speaker 2: Start kicking their ass. Yeah, dude, like Team three d's
taking fucking shit from Shark or they're stopping out.
Speaker 1: Tem three D. Yeah, that is funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: Dude, and Bubba starts fighting back. He starts hitting them
with the studded belt. I guess he was using that
a lot at the time on the Exhibsion guys. The
studded belt.
Speaker 1: Was it the studded value was using here or was it? Yeah? Okay,
so it was like silver studded joint.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, sure topic special.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, I mean those are super popular. Back
this I understand so.
Speaker 2: Low key and Daniel's I mean, all the Exhibion guys
hit the ring, MotorCity hits the ring, They're all beating
the fuck out of Team three D p D now
has Bubba's belt. They set up a table and he
goes to swing it and Team three D powder and
everyone's not happy because no one went to the fucking table.
I was certain they were going through the table, But
I'm guessing we're saving that for the pay per view,
which makes sense, And Shelley says, hey, it sucks. It
sucks being a tech from behind, it a genesis. You've
got no choice but to come face to face with us.
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape here. Kurt Angle
is here with Black Machismo in the interrogation room. Black
Macheemo is the Exhibsion champion by the way, yes.
Speaker 2: Which I'm assuming is why Kurt wanted to interrogate him,
because things said that there would be a champion that
good team with them. Uh yeah, they're again in the room,
Jays sitting across from and JB's holding the light and
Jay says, I mean I don't really wait wait a minute, yeah, yeah,
face pain right, different colors matching the old. It's all
coming back to me now. Kurtz says, yeah, yes, sting,
that's what I'm talking about. Well, that's that's what I'm
talking about. And then Jay stands up all of a
sudden and points across the room and says.
Speaker 1: Is that the snake man? I know he's behind her?
Get back from their snake man. Get the chair pushing
against the ground and him hitting the table. Did so
much heavy lifting here. That was the funniest shit I've
ever seen? Is that a snake man. He pushes back
the chair and it just makes this crazy noise. It's
so funny.
Speaker 2: And Jay sits down. He's like, oh, he's a trick mirror.
But no, not sting. I'm talking about the Warrior, this thing,
says or sorry, Kurt says the Warrior. Yeah, you know WrestleMania,
big event, a million people. Kurt says, a million people. Yeah,
that must have been a big building, standing room only.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love it. He said that must have been
a big building, standing room only.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. He comes up.
Speaker 1: Freaking out, total freak out. He gets on the ropes,
he's shaking it. But later, yeah, I gum down. I
climb the rope from my fifth thell boot drop and
Kurt's like into the story now, like.
Speaker 2: He wants to hear what happens.
Speaker 1: He's super wide eyed and then what happened?
Speaker 2: He had to fixed smile what happened? And JB says, Kurt, Kurt,
what does this have to do a Sting?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 2: Come on, you're asking about Sting? Kurt says, you're right,
I got side tracked. Yeah, I'm talking about Sting, you idiot?
Who is Who's this tactic partner? Gonna be a genesis?
And Jay sits there and he kind of shrugs, and
he says, Wow, who McDaniel, he might maybe coming back.
Speaker 1: Wow, McDaniel, get out of here. Gets your crazy as
that is so fucking funny. Get your crazy talking about sing?
Speaker 4: Who gonna be Sting's partner? Jay Lethal just puts his
arms out and stops for a second. Wow mc daniel,
I don't maybe he's coming back here.
Speaker 1: Woa McDaniel, gets your crazy ass out of here. You're
an idiot, j dude.
Speaker 2: JB joins it too. JAV says, go get out of here.
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Lance Hoyt, Jimmy Rave and Christy Hemmy
are here with Crystal. We have to get a little
exposition here before the awesome Kong match. I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Rave is like, you know, trying to defend himself Christy.
Emmy's mad at him. Christy says, you keep coming in
between this relationship between her and Lance Hoyt and Jimmy
Ray says, what I do? Christy says, you talk about
my pussy? Huh Like she says, I heard you talking
about me Red Snapper.
Speaker 1: And Jimmy says, what, No, that's a fish.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking fish. What else gonna Red Staffer be?
And Holt's laughing, and Jami says, listen, you have a
big mess tonight. I think you need to focus on
that and stop focused on the Rock and Rave infection
and them. He says, Rock and ravenfection, that.
Speaker 1: Which is awes. That should have been the team. That
should have been the whole team the whole fucking time.
Is Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave just browing out crazy
there the Rock and Rave infection. They're the only ones
that call each other that it should have never even
been acknowledged on TV. It should have only been done.
Speaker 2: And they're like our thirds never say Rock and Rave ever.
Speaker 1: Right, but like when they do pros and shit, like
we're the Rock and Raven infection. Chris, He's like, what
the fuck is That's like the wild Stallions, Like, what
the fuck is that? Oh my god, that's fucking why wasn't.
Speaker 2: It that dude?
Speaker 1: And they should have had the princesses. Yeah, they missed
out here a while, got out the time machine, going back,
and I'm bringing up the wild stares.
Speaker 2: Just watch this fucking one scene from this one movie.
You'll totally get it.
Speaker 1: Goddamn dude, Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Ray were the princesses,
would have been awesome. I know it's right there, dude.
They had the guitar hero guitars like it was fuck.
Speaker 2: They were so close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been sweet.
Speaker 2: And then they get fired. Yep, it happens to the
best of them. But and then Christiemi says that Lance
Hoyd's stuck in any sex to night because he keeps laughing.
Speaker 1: At Jimmy jokes. Thanks a lot, Jimmy Ray.
Speaker 2: I can't get any red snapper tonight.
Speaker 1: Fuck Oh as you that fucking said red snappers.
Speaker 2: See come on, man, it's all right, let's go get
some beers.
Speaker 1: So we have Awesome Kong versus Christy Hem up. Next.
Awesome Kong comes out here with an eight x ten
of Gail Kim. She is obsessed with Gail Kim, who
has just become the TNA Knockouts champion.
Speaker 2: So two weeks ago, Kong made Talia Madison feel her
wrath and then last week made angel Williams feel her wrath.
So we are super early in their career here, because
that's Velvet Sky and Angelina Lovee.
Speaker 1: So Christy hem I mean she runs straight into the ring.
She starts throwing four arms, but Kong doesn't even fucking
move man.
Speaker 2: She is throwing crazy strikes here, and Christie's I mean,
this was the best attack I could I think she
could have done. She's thrown forums from on forums. Then
she reaches up and double goozles Kong, and Kong's eyes
like nearly pop out of her head. She's like, what
the fuck is going on here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Kng then proceeds to kick the dog shit out of her.
Speaker 2: Dude. She annihilates her like power slams, just everything you
could imagine a Kong best of is what took place here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Christy Hemmy slaps Kong. Then Kong runs over and
just beats the shit out of her. She tries to
put a sleeper on her, but then that doesn't work.
She gets down. She tries to hair throw Kong, but
Kong just shakes her head and throws himmy instead. I've
never seen that before.
Speaker 2: Dude, never have seen at someone going for a hair
whip and getting thrown by the person's hair.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Congdon hits a backfist on Christy Hemmy
and locks in the rack.
Speaker 2: This is nuts. I'm guessing I think they mentioned it that,
like they wrestled at a maybe it was the last
pay per view or something or something like that, and
like this happened before, So I'm assuming they just did
a six spot and said, oh, let's just fucking run
that back on TV. More people need to see this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, while she has her in the rack, she is
making Christy Hemmy's head touch her.
Speaker 2: Feet backwards, bending her backwards and kicking her own head
with her own feet. It is nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she straight up throws Christy off her shoulders. Lance
Hoyt talking to her about something so the sex so
I know it's at bad time, but so hoy is
trying to get Christy just back into the match by
any means here. Uh, but this shit is scary as
fuck awesome Kong grabs her by the leg and drags
her away from the corner. Wow.
Speaker 2: Fuck it like a shark, dude, like an alligator dragging
their prey in the middle, and she calls for the
awesome bomb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she hit the awesome bomb, and that's the three.
Speaker 2: That's it. And of course that was the PlayStation move
of the match, brought to you by the all new
Lighter Slimmer PSP.
Speaker 1: Damn. I didn't even know they did this. This threw
me off crazy.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they had like PlayStation steez. You think
that was like a T and a think or a
spike thing.
Speaker 1: They got the PSP move of the match just here
and never again.
Speaker 2: And it's two moves too.
Speaker 1: They got a two for Yeah, wow, you got a
lot for your deal here, PSP. Remember that.
Speaker 2: Did you have a PSP?
Speaker 1: I'm a PSP right now.
Speaker 2: I never had one. I like completely missed out for
some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I think maybe I just wasn't fucking with handhelds like
that and I just had the ps two. I was
cool with that, but like, look at that, man, dude, Okay, yeah,
looking back at it, it looks like super ahead of
its time.
Speaker 1: Well, Lance Hoyt carries Christy out of the match here
as Kong holds the eight by ten of Gale up
to the crowd, and they have a great shot here
of Christy with her nose bleeding.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Christy's nose is busted open here.
I'm assuming that was from.
Speaker 1: The backfast yeah, or her feet hitting her head.
Speaker 2: Just her brain started oozing out of her nose, sadly
because she was kicking herself in the head. Yeah, I mean,
Kong is fucking cool as fuck, dude. Christy did a
great job here. This is I mean, what better way
to make Kong look like just a complete monster going
into this Gail Kim thing than have her just kill
Christy Hemy.
Speaker 1: This is great. Yeah, this is a perfect segment. I think,
great match, make Kong look awesome, Christy Hemi bleeding by
the end of it and getting carried out with a
great close up shot. I mean, you really been ask
for this to go any better.
Speaker 2: This was my dreamcast match of the night.
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Eric Young is here at Sting's locker room,
and you can tell because there's a scorpion on the floor.
Speaker 2: They spared no expense jams. They put printed out a
picture of a scorpion. It has like the front lines
and every day in the white border.
Speaker 1: They did that the double tree like travel room.
Speaker 2: They could not just cut the fucking picture out like
I have to see the big ass white border around
this thing on this flimsy piece of favor, at least
make it look a little special. So Crystal's trying to
get a word what's thing to find out who the
mystery partner is? And Eric Young is here and he's
crouched down listening into the door knob, and Christal says,
what are you doing? And he was a shre got
can't here, And Crystal crouched down says, dude, what are
you doing? And he says, oh my god, I just
heard him say. I heard him say who the mystery
partner was. And she says, you could tell me, and
he says all right, and he whispers it to her
and she says, oh my god, are you kidding? And
they both jump up and down. They're excited. And he
was said, you can't tell anybody though our lips are sealed.
I can't tell anyone, and she says, you just told
me and he says, well, it's a short private list
and you're on it, and that's it. E Wy is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he really is. He's a utility player. We
got to a pre tap kurd Angles here with Robert Rude.
Speaker 2: How many fucking pre taps? Can there possibly be any
matches left on the show alone?
Speaker 1: We have, like, let me look at my list. Here,
we have this, we have Mike today at Don West two, three, four,
five six, and then we go to the match.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, there's a lot here. You're right, Jesus, all right,
we'll strapp in. So we're back in the interrogation room
once again, and Robert Rud is here, and he is
in his robe and he's uh wiping, you know, he's.
Speaker 1: Because he's gonna have a match in like thirty fucking
minutes once we get through all these promos.
Speaker 2: Hopefully he's warmed up still, Jesus, better hit the burger,
kick us out the park. He's swatting away his cigar
smoke and JB's holding a light right in his face,
and Rude slaps on and says, what the hell are
you doing, JB? And Kurt says, you know, Robert, something
about you. I like, and there's something that catches my eye,
the way you've been slapping around some mo ojo like
an animal. He is especially, I like the way that
you treat women. I admire that.
Speaker 1: Robert Root's old character is just being a complete ass
white to Tracy Brooks.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Ruth says, you know, you can learn a
lot from Rude. Kurt says yeah, and Ruth says, sometimes
you just gotta lay the hammer down. You gotta be
the boss. And Kurt has a little like ham Nope,
but yeah, he has like a little fan in front
of him. He's writing down the hammer and he writes
it down and JB says, I'm on the boss, and
Rud says.
Speaker 1: You gotta wear the pants of the family pants pants,
got that?
Speaker 2: And they're all nuts? And speaking of women, Hurt, where's
your wife Karen? Ruth says, no, you're otherwise. Yeah, Karen,
where's she at? And Kurt says, Karen, she said she
was taking care of business. Ruth's taking care of business.
When was the last time you saw a woman take
care of business? And the Kurt takes a really long
time to think about that. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like this guy was begging for Junior
five two to put his ass back in his face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, maybe there was a reason they
did that. Yeah, right, Well, Ruth says, listen, Kurt, you
know where she's at. She's out there screwing around. She's
doing something behind your back. You gotta get those reins
on her. You're the boss, Kurt. And he leaves, and
Hurt's like, JB, where is Karen?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You tell me. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god. He starts freaking out. He is. Uh. I mean,
this Kurt character is nuts. He's insecure at every corner.
Everything is the biggest fucking issue of all time. This
guy's out of his mind.
Speaker 1: Is the Robert Rude character like sort of supposed to
be like Jeff Jarrett's character from like WWF.
Speaker 2: I legit think so maybe like less on the nose,
with the fucking you know, good housekeeping match and shit
like that. But yeah, I think he's supposed to be
just you know, misogynistic, shitty boyfriend guy.
Speaker 1: So it cuts to Mike Today and Don West at
the commentary table, and uh, it was just a failler
segment here, But there was like a super funny exchange,
so I thought I would bring it up anyways, Mike
Today says that Eric Young seems to know who Stings
partner is, and Don West says most of the time,
Eric Young is just a lost ball in high weeds,
and Mike Today makes the most Mike Today face of
all time at the camera, does Sammy cracking up so
fucking much like shit? Eric Young? He's just a lost
ball in high weeds. I mean, like that shit was
so funny.
Speaker 2: Man. By the way, in case you didn't know, for
unknown reasons, Junior fin two will not be hereck you man,
I can't believe it. They legit said every time they
go back to commentary. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So Today says, well, let's send it back to Crystal.
Speaker 2: Who's standing by with Dustin Rhodes. And he's like stunned
that Dustin Roads is here. So I guess we're already
in the black Rain era and he hasn't maybe been
Dustin Rhads for a second here. So Crystal's back here
at Dustin Roads and he's leaned over, he's look like
he's kind of struggling here, and Crystal pats him on
the shoulder and says, we haven't seen you for a while.
Speaker 1: Where's Black Rain? Fuck Chris Crystal, I'm Black Rain.
Speaker 2: Don't you understand the gimming?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on here? He says, I
told everybody I want to be responsible for the actions
of Black Rain, and they wouldn't listen that it would
rain on TNA and it has.
Speaker 1: It's because Crystal shit just started right there. Just try
it again, Just do something.
Speaker 2: Else, like this is no one's buying this ship? Are
you kidding it? Rained?
Speaker 1: Is that that's where we want to go with this?
Speaker 2: All right? Cristal, have you met how much fucking money
have you made in this business? And we'll compare it?
And he says, this becomes so bad in my head
right now and I can't concentrate anymore. And it's made
him mad. It's made him so angry, and I'm scared
of what's gonna happen. And Black Grain has nightmares too.
I don't know if I've ever seen a promo interrupted
in such a manner before where somebody got attacked this way.
I mean, you know, I've seen people get with weapons
and all the sword just get jumped. Abyss runs in
and I swear he runs in and full on just
punches Black Rain in the shoulder.
Speaker 1: Fuck you bitch, real power, motherfucker. Where's Black Rain shoulder? Dude?
Speaker 2: Then he throws him into the Black Grain room.
Speaker 1: Dude. He does right through the fucking wall.
Speaker 2: Yes, fucking annihilates the wall. He's kicking his ass. He
hits him with a big ass box.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's destroying all of Black Grain stuff, all
his items, all of his goods, the Black Grain goods.
You know how like you're not supposed to like live
in a storage unit. I imagine the same rules apply here.
There's no way they let Black Rain just live in
the Impacts.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna tell Black Rain to not do that?
Speaker 1: That's why they sent abyss.
Speaker 2: To a victim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, time to move out and no squatters. Right to
the Impacts. He busts the wall down and Robbie McAllister
runs out.
Speaker 2: Well, this picks up a big ass box. It's a
black box, and he smashed his dust and roads in
the head with it. And I'll commentary. They said, oh
my god, that's the black box that he's been carrying around.
Speaker 1: Oh my right, that's right. He found it immediately, So
he has the black box he's been carried around. He
hits him the head with it. He grabs a key
and says, oh, fuck it. Whatever, Why the fuck? It
didn't make any fucking sense. Why didn't he just take
the key? From what it sounds like later, Uh, no
one really knows either, so it being brought up here
made even less sense. Like abs breaks the box and
then sees the key and says, off, fuck it.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be important eventually, it's just not important yet, right,
It's got to unlock the Relic room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be nuts.
Speaker 4: There's another room deeper, like you go into the black
raining room and then you bust another walk down.
Speaker 1: There's a door with a hole in it. You put
the key in it. Relic is there too, forget about it.
Speaker 2: A son of a gun? You found me a.
Speaker 1: Need stay a bully room. Fuck Relic.
Speaker 2: I think Relic does debut with the pay per view.
Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: In the Shop of Horror?
Speaker 1: Well, is that what happens he unlocks the box that
Relic comes out of.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, after ten thousand years, I'm free, and your mother.
Speaker 1: The idea of Relic still being Italian is like, awesome, Wow,
I want to make sure this is a bloody Christmas
and that we have chicken gullege.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that sacrifice. We're gonna have the comic
col death match, and the business a part of it.
Speaker 1: And this is all this is gonna do with the
rest of his fucking entering career.
Speaker 2: This is all you get a bit sorry about that.
We couldna come home with anything else.
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape. Kurd Angle's here
with Chris Harris. Chris Harris gimmick is I want.
Speaker 2: To go to w B please? Do you think this
is the segment where they decided to fire Chris Harris.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like been his whole character on TNA is
like I'm not doing ship and y'all don't want to
book me.
Speaker 2: I hate being here.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it ends up with him leaving.
Speaker 2: He does leave right like pretty soon he does.
Speaker 1: He goes to w Right. Brad, Oh my god, knock knock.
Speaker 2: On your ass. Yeah, Kurt's here standing up with the
glasses on Chris Harris's Okay, what is what is Chris
Harris reading here? Is this dirt sheets or is this
what is this? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought maybe he was keeping
a like a book of all the things wrong his complaints.
Speaker 2: Oh that because he does say, Kurt, look here, here's
your name again. I really don't appreciate the way the
same guys are featured on Impact every week.
Speaker 1: Oh here it is again, Kurt.
Speaker 2: I don't appreciate the way your family drama ends up
on an Impact every week. Want to hear more?
Speaker 1: Oh, here you go?
Speaker 2: You like this, JB. I don't appreciate how I'm out
in the ring bust on my butt every week, and
your little buddies Mike and Donner talking about Kurt Angle,
and Kurt fucking flips out and he says, a hold on,
I was supposed to be in terrygaining you. I uh
hated this and I was a Chris Harris guy. But this,
uh yeah, man, he it probably was. It probably was
time for him to go. Honestly.
Speaker 1: We go to a pre tape. Here, Kurt Angle is
here with the voody Kin Mafia. What's that smell?
Speaker 2: Enough of the fucking pretapes? Good damn man, dude, that's
funny as shit. JB is in Kurt's eat, staring at
Kip James b G. James is in the background coughing
rocks of the voe is here because is a Voodooki
maffia of course, and Kurt is behind him smelling his hair,
and Kip James is Billy gunn if you don't know,
turns around and he looks at her and he says
he's smelling me, and Chris says, no, I'm interrogating you.
Would you please look forward? And Kip looks forward again
and Kurt turns smelling his head again. Kurt says, who
are you, Kip? Who he should have said? Oh, hell no,
I'm not doing this again. Rock shut up. Kurt says,
first use this thing on TV where you promote your ass,
and then there's this marriage thing. There's no place in
wrestling for that. And Kip turns around. He says, hey,
I thought this was about stick and Kurt says, we'll
get this thing okay, but first we need to fix you.
And Kip says he I don't need any fix them,
but I'll tell you what I'm fixing to do on
a stick of my size fourteen s two up your ass.
Kurt gets offender It says, huh, it's all there. You
go the sexual references again. So BG James road Dog
says listen, just take a seat, and Churts says, oh,
I'm gonna take a seat. Huh and he says, yeah,
just take a seat and uh BG aims the light
at Kurt and he says, this is have anything to
do with your father sits there and he thinks about
it and he starts weeping, crying, and he says, yes,
it does that ones did he ever tell you love me?
Not once?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh shit, dude, fuck.
Speaker 2: Why bad a G? What the fuck there? Pat him
on the shoulder and Kurt says, JV, why why not what?
Then the BEG signals for Kipp and Rocks. They leave
and they all do. Kurt is, I mean, how many
of these do they have to? Really? Do? You know?
Speaker 1: What actually comes next? A backstage segment Christiane Cage this
Cage's here with Crystal, and Crystal says, well, Junior Fatoo's
not fucking here, what the fuck? And Christian Cage says,
what the fuck is going on? Dude?
Speaker 2: He just says, can anyone explain to me what's going
on around here? Why the fuck is he not here?
I don't know, Junior Fatoo's not here. Kurt Angle's doing
a Reno nine one one.
Speaker 1: Skits the fuck is going on? Where's tom Co?
Speaker 2: Tom Co?
Speaker 1: Where's a Jay? What is going on around here? Man?
If I face Matt Morgan? Fucking Matt Morgan, there's a.
Speaker 2: Ladder behind Christian. He says, who fucking did this? Jim Cornett?
Why's he always fucking with me? Wasn't Matt Morgan? And
if it was, I'll climb up that's right right now
and I'll reach across. I'll slap it right in your
ugly face. Dude, Like god, I mean, he's right. Christian
is the only voice to reason what the fuck is going.
Speaker 1: On around here?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Kevin Nash is in the corner in the paparazzi production gimmick,
talking on the phone.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's got a director's chair. Fuck he fucking you know.
We hear him off to the side and he says,
what do you mean he doesn't listen to you? Come on, Park,
You're the only one who listens to It's a bad idea.
He wants to get his feet wet. We'll tell him
I'll be waiting in the water. And Nash fucking kicks
the chair and he flips the phone down. He walks off.
Speaker 1: He's talking to Tupac, He's talking to Park. Yeah that's right. Well,
we have Robert Rude and Tracy Brooks versus Gail Kim
and Samoa Joe. You're finally released from the back. We
are allowed to head back into the Impact zone.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh my fucking god. Yes, this is so exciting
the Mikes tag match.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. So, uh, there's a girl in the
crowd with a rober Rude number one sign that's been
here for a few weeks now, and Tracy Brooks is
pissed off.
Speaker 2: Yeah she has. It's uh they say that or Today
says that the young lady's been in a ring side
of weeks. Robert Rud has been talking about wanting a
new girl, and I think she took that literally. And
of course we're also falling up here that Robert Rude
took Joe out of the Fight for the Right tournament
with a chair shot and Joe's been wonting revenge ever since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually really enjoyed this match.
Speaker 2: I did too, and I also and not only because
it's the first match I've watched in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: This is the best match I've seen in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: This is my PlayStation last match that I've enjoyed, the
last thirty minutes of the night.
Speaker 1: So Gail Kim's the Knockouts Champion, She's the first ever
knockouts champion. She won that at Boundford Glory this year.
And then Samoa Joe comes out.
Speaker 2: He should be world champion.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck's going on in the main event, you're
doing tag team fucking world heavn Oh come on, man,
you get the world titled to Samoa Joe right now.
I know they don't know what happens right You can't
tell the future, but I can tell you, you son
of a bitch, that this guy should have been the
world champion at this exact moment in time. How much
more elevation does Samoa Joe need? You know, he's getting
like top guy reactions, he's putting on top guy performances.
He was undefeated for two and a half years. He
was the best X division champion of all time. Like,
what else do you want to do with this guy?
Push him now?
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll be ready someday.
Speaker 1: Brother dude. Holy shit. So Robert rud and Tracy argue
about who's going to start in the ring and then
Rude just tosses Tracy into the ring.
Speaker 2: That was funny as shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ruth then uses that as a distraction and goes behind
and tries to attack Joe, but that shit's not gonna work.
Joe gets the upperhand immediately.
Speaker 2: Joe knew that shit was coming from a mile away
and starts lighting his ass up, so.
Speaker 1: Gail and Tracy take over in the ring. Gail hits
a ropkick here, but misses a cross body that gives
Tracy a quick one count. Tracy follows up with a
bunch of cool shit here, gut rint suplex for a two.
She hit some Memphis and a follow up clothes line
for a two.
Speaker 2: Dude Memphis with running knees and then a fucking lariat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very very good stuff. Here, Tracy argues
with Rud, which allows Gail to hit a shotgun drop
kick off the top straight to her ass for a
double down. Dude.
Speaker 2: Rud is yelling the entire time Tracy is in the ring,
just shouting instructions, come on.
Speaker 1: When come on. Tracy goes for the tag, but Rude
then gets off the apron fucking ass no way.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Gayle gets the tag to Joe, and then Joe just
walks over and hip tosses Rude into the ring. Joe
hits his comeback and then hits a punk knee strike
in the corner. Joe follows up with a power slam
and locks in the rear neked choke.
Speaker 2: Yes, and uh. Tracy of course argues with the ref.
You know, she's still on fucking rude side. So she
argues with the ref that she didn't get tagged, she's
still the least person. And then she turns around and
runs into Joe, who you know. She falls over and
then Joe tags out the Gail and Gail gets in
and hits a fucking spear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gail tags in spears or Joe hits the suicide forearm, yes,
fuck man, Like, it's just one of my favorite wrestlers ever. Man,
Just like talking about him gets me fired up.
Speaker 2: I know everything he did with was such intent, Like
if you're I mean, he did the suicide forearm, which
is awesome. By the way, if you're doing it, this
is how you should fucking do it.
Speaker 1: So Gail rolls Tracy up and ends up picking up
the win here Yes.
Speaker 2: And Rude immediately he's in the ring with the Mike.
He's flipping out. He says, what you are Tadic, you
are worthless and he's useless as each and every one
of these idiots, And I'm begging you to quit. I
don't care about your stupid mother, because I think that's
why that was the story here, is that she's like
only putting up with Rude and working for Rud because
Rude has money and she needs money to help her mother.
And Ruth says, I'm begging you. Give me one reason
why I shouldn't fire you, and Gail runs in and
fucking shoves behind it says, stop it. I'm sick and
tired of watching your tree like this. I'm sick of it.
And they're sick of it. Do you know what Bob
and Mike today says.
Speaker 1: Bob, that show is so funny. Do you know what
you need? Bob?
Speaker 2: And Rud says, what do I need? Little girl? And
Gil slaps the fuck out of him, and Rud grabs her.
Gil is fucking throwing fists. She's immediately fighting back. Here,
Joe comes in and attacks Rude and starts kicking his ass.
He throws him outside, throws him in the crowd, and
then we go to commercial, and I was like, okay,
well that's they you know, fought off into the sunset.
I imagine that's going to be the end of that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it goes to commercial, comes back and Samoa Joe
has a crimson mass. Now, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, this is so much blood. Like Joe is leaking blood.
It is a startling comeback from commercial because it goes
to black we come back. It's a ground shot of
Joe on knee. He's legit leaking blood onto the floor.
I'm like losing my mind. What the fuck just happened?
Joe fires up, he rushes at rude. They start fighting again.
Speaker 1: This is awesome. Yeah, like this was really well done.
They're brawling with security, like security is trying to break
it up. Joe is legit losing blood at record pace.
This was great. Yeah. So I mean, I they couldn't
have I mean like, they couldn't have. This couldn't have
gone better than how it did. Yeah, you know, like
this is out of every universe where this exact brawl happened.
This is the best one that could have happened. So
they show it.
Speaker 2: By the way they showed during the break, Joe was
arguing with Robert Rud's number one fan in the crowd, which,
by the way, for those that followed, ah, you know,
Shimmer or anything of the sorts back way back when
when we were younger, that was Rain. That was Rain,
that was Robert Rud's number one fan. And she's arguing
with Joe. Rude attacks him from behind. Then he throws
Joe face first into the stairs, and Joe must have
hit them in the craziest way possible because it gave
him a gnarly fucking cut. Half of Rude's body is
covered in Joe's blood. Like, I mean, no way, the
main the fucking paper, if you match, lived up to
this chaos here. But god damn man, that is cool
as fuck.
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape here. JB is
now doing the interrogations and Talia Madison and Angel Williams
are here.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is pretty funny, though, I'll give him this one.
I like this one.
Speaker 1: Yes, JB is and Kurt spotting.
Speaker 2: JB says, girls, this whole thing and everything that's going
on here, this isn't about me and you is about
the three of us. Kurt looks at him and says,
what the hell are you talking about? This isn't about
some mini minaj minaj minaj. It's not about that. It's
about six partner and who's gonna be a genesis?
Speaker 1: I love with JB the glasses on the table. This
is about the three of us.
Speaker 2: And Talia velvit Sky says Sting's partner genesis, we know
who that is? And JB and Kurt both get fired up.
Oh how do you know who? JB? Of course GRIBs
the big ass light and shines on them, and uh,
Angeline Love says Eric.
Speaker 1: Eric told us he's telling everyone is how does Eric know?
Speaker 2: And Angelina says we heard he overheards Sting talking about
on the phone, and Churt says, well, who is it?
And Velvet says, well, if we tell you, what's in
it for us? And Kurt looks at JB and Kris
looks at him and says, well, I suck with money.
JV starts reaching in his pockets, reaching this pocket, that pocket,
trying to find anything, and he pulls out a card
and he says, girls, I'm in room two twenty three.
The double tree ran across the street. Maybe we can
figure this out. JV is so fucking good. I love
this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. H Angel just takes the card
and says, sounds like a deal.
Speaker 2: Yeay, hey why not? Says you know what, well, but
we can only tell you, Kurt, you got to go
the other side of the room. We have to whisper
to the JB, so no one else here. So Kurt
literally does do this. He walks across the room to
stand on the other side.
Speaker 1: Kurt says, man, it's always like this, I suck with women.
Speaker 2: The butler will come over to JV and they go
to whisper and velvets guy knees him in the gut.
Then they leave and Kurt runs back and he says,
who is it?
Speaker 1: Who they say?
Speaker 2: And JB says a pain. Kurt says, how is the pain?
No pain? I got pain. Chris says, we gotta get
Eric Young in here. And next time you try to
pick up a girl, you might want to wear a cup.
I mean, there are some of these that could have cut.
I'm glad this one made the cut. This one is
fucking great. I love these two together.
Speaker 1: Well, we have another match here, Christian Cage versus Wildcat
Chris Harris. There's supposed to be junior TI too, but uh,
yeah he didn't show up. I don't know if you
guys heard tonight or did you hear that?
Speaker 2: You have you heard the reasons here? Yeah, his opponent
Wildcat Chris. Dude, Chris Harris comes out and they announced
Wildcat Chris Harris as the opponent, and today says, how
about that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Wow, things are going fucking swell here for role Chris Harris.
Speaker 1: I see, I gotta say they put together a good match,
though I enjoyed it. No, I did like the match
as well, and I, like I said, I like Chris Harris.
Speaker 2: It just you know, it sucks that that like very
obviously real, you know problem that was going on here
kind of was his uh send off on this company,
because like I said, I like Chris Harris. He did
a lot here and there's you know things, and yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Definitely deserved a bigger send off. But I understand that
TNA and wwe were in the war.
Speaker 2: M right.
Speaker 1: It was super one sided, but there was a war
and it was happening.
Speaker 2: We were fighting it.
Speaker 1: Somebody had to. Chris Harris hits the ring and Christian
stomps him out immediately.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean right away chokes someone his boot and ship.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like imagining, this is just how
the junior.
Speaker 2: He Here's what I called her last week.
Speaker 1: He hits the ring, he starts stopping his ass.
Speaker 2: Chris Harris raises the roof and pulls his gear.
Speaker 1: Doesn't look back. Something sticks, so Chris Harris, Yeah, man,
I mean he uh he fires back. Here he hits
a back body drop, stalling sup plex. Here the work
is stiff, which makes it an easy watch. Christian chops down.
Harris goes for ten punches in the corner, but Chris
Harris is jaw Jackson hits a foone else's slam. It
look good too. He got him up there. They head
to the apron and Harris teases the soup plex to
the floor.
Speaker 4: That's not fucking happening. For a second, I was like, oh,
it's like that shs not fucking happening.
Speaker 2: Maybe Chris trying to prove a point here, like fuck this,
you should have worked with me, Riki, I would have
taken this for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's exactly what it was. Is The original
match had him going to the floor, but not that one. Sorry, buddy.
Once your Booty Lisio to show unlocked the superriss to
the floor.
Speaker 2: He's gonna eac to be Booty Lyst. Just get ready
fuck her and I'll see you there.
Speaker 1: There they were like punching each other in the corner
and said, I'm going to ecw s. I'll beat you there. Yeah,
so Christian hits the seesaw kick between the ropes. We
head to commercial here, Christian misses a frog splash as
we return, which Harris follows up with the spinebuster for
two dude.
Speaker 2: During the commercial they showed that Christian he's because Christian's
bringing this ladder all over the place. He brought out
the ring side here, I guess, and Christian grabbed the
ladder and we want to hit Chris Harris with it
like just during the match, but referee rud To Charles
stopped him from it.
Speaker 1: So Christian goes for the un prettier, but Chris Harris
keeps it turning and then he hits his own on
prettier for it too, which the crowd booths they not
fuck with Chris Harris. Well, he's been shitting on TNA.
That's his gimmick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. And Christian's base.
Speaker 1: Chris Harris goes for the Catatonic, but Christian turns it
into the unprettier, but he reverses out of that too,
and then they roll each other up and Christian eventually
rolls through and grabs.
Speaker 2: The rope for the three Dude, he pulled it. He
got O'Connor rolled by Chris Harris, and then Christian grabbed
his tights to continue rolling, and then he grabbed he
held onto both his dights and the rope to get
the wind. An egregious amount of cheating here from Christian,
but he did get the win. I was a little disappointed.
I would have loved to see the catatonic. I love
that move. But uh, maybe Chris Harris was protecting his move.
You know he's gonna do it on ECW TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or Christian case just didn't want to take the
fucking catatonic. It's a brutal move.
Speaker 2: Dude, Chris Harris, and well, fuck you, then I'm not
taking that on prettier. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: So Christian attacks Harris from behind after the match with
the ladder, climbs the ladder and hits a frog splash
on him.
Speaker 2: That is like one of the most good bitch, dude,
gregious post mess feet down like on a ladder, and
then I'm gonna do a frog splash from the top
of it. Like that's super over the top.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Christal is here with Kevin Nash again,
and she asked him about his angry phone call from earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, you know, in all my years in
this business, I never expected something like this to happen.
I guess that's why they call it wrestling expecting unexpected.
I gotta go talk to Kurt right now. I mean,
he's making it sound like the most insane thing ever
is gonna happen, which I guess Scott All showing up
would be pretty insane.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is fucking hilarious the way they framed this.
By the way Kevin Nash says, all the years in
his business, I never expected something like this to happen.
I gotta go talk to Kurt Angle. And then it
hard cuts to Kurt Angle. Where the fuck is he?
What's his name?
Speaker 2: Don't may make you you again, you piece of trash?
Speaker 1: What is what is so Eric Young is?
Speaker 2: We're in the interrogation where Eric Young is tied to
a chair, Kurt is screaming in his face. What is
is Kurt hitting him in the head with a phone book?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Funny though, it's so big.
Speaker 4: What a fantastic cut they had here just immediately goes
to Kurt and Eric Young is tied up back here.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, Chris, who is he?
Speaker 1: Who is he?
Speaker 2: He hits him in the head with his phone book,
which is gotta hurt like a bitch. Yeah, man, And
he says, Okay, he's gonna shock the world. He's the
shock Master. He's awesome, Kurt, What the hell are you
talking about? The shock Master? Again, he goes hit him
again with the book of Jamie stops on and Jason
car come on, he's not gonna say anything. Let the
let the guy be already. He's not talking, and Kurt
grips him up. He says, you get your friend out
of here right now. I'm gonna take it on your ass.
I asked, what what if it was the shock Master
that thing was talking to he was on the phone
with him, Hey, the Shockmaster.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Sting talking to Scott Hall on the phone.
That whole conversation is probably minute.
Speaker 2: Oh god, It probably went off for a really long
time too.
Speaker 4: It's just a colleague card, Scot Off. That's how I
actually knew it was Scott hall Is.
Speaker 1: It just went off forever. Just the convo just never stopped.
Speaker 2: It was sting, not talking and listening for a really
long time. Oh fuck, that's.
Speaker 1: Gotta be Scot. So we go to Mike Today and
Don West. They're running down the Genesis card. Uh, we
have a TNA Knockouts four way here o dB, Roxy Leveau,
Gael Kim and Angel Williams. That's a Knockouts title match. Yeah.
We have Motor City versus Team three D no step. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought it guaranteed that that was gonna be a
tables match. But maybe we run this for a couple
of pay per views.
Speaker 1: Robert rud versus Samoa Joe.
Speaker 2: No Stipp no step. Yeah. That one also didn't make sense.
And I don't know if we'd run that for another
paper few or not, because like we already had the
blood of your guys, but you know, to the point
of the other match, we already had the table spot guys, Like,
maybe we should get some shit on him.
Speaker 1: Pop in here and Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash versus
Sting and the Shock Master the Rock.
Speaker 2: But Strina, Dude, that'd be funny as shitting if they
showed the graphic and the silhouette was just very obviously
like The Rock or Stone Cold doing their tarn.
Speaker 1: Big fat oily guy.
Speaker 2: He works here. But wait a second, who the fuck
is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it cuts back to Mike today at Don
West and there's a screen behind him, and Black Rain
pops up on the fucking screen.
Speaker 2: He hacked the he hacked the fucking program, but just
this screen, not the whole show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Black Rain comes up on just this screen, uh,
and talks about what happened to Dustin Rhodes because that
was his house.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, he destroyed the Black Rain room and Dustin
Rhodes redship from the Rain house.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, you know, co sign deal.
Speaker 2: So he says, yes, you I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not ill.
Speaker 2: He said, you come to my house, room my things
with me.
Speaker 1: Not there.
Speaker 2: This isn't TLC. You don't flip my house. Nobody does.
Black Rain watches the TLC channel for Flip my House.
Speaker 1: Black Rain hates movies and loves television.
Speaker 4: I could not believe he said that, Oh my god,
I cannot believe he fucking said that that ship was
so funny.
Speaker 1: This isn't TLC. You don't flip my house. I was like,
oh my god, does left TV Haightes movies? Wow, dude,
you can't. You can't write that man like, that's fantastic
the game it's fired. If any that's a man that
understands his character.
Speaker 2: He said, if you want to come over and play,
all you have to do is ask, And then they
got to a shot of don West invite today. It
is so goddamn funny. They are looking so confused at
this screen.
Speaker 1: Screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's not even on the big screen in
the building. Like I don't even know if fans can
see what's going on right now.
Speaker 1: No, I think this was filmed like after the show.
I think they just did this, you know.
Speaker 2: Black Craine says, But seeing as you're too shy, Misty
and I Missy the rat, of course cordially invite you
to a shop a horrors match at Genesis. Holy fucking shit. Okay,
so I'm just gonna have to accept this. Is there
a contract out for this?
Speaker 1: Black Rain said, So, by the way, dip Ship, you
should have taken that key.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now at Genesis, I'm I'm fucking opening Johnny
Stamp Bullie's door. He also rents here.
Speaker 1: He rents like the back room is like in Futurama.
I can't do blacks, Imagina, that's black. It's like Futurama's
pretty close. You gotta like Zoidberg from the show Future
Lela on the television. Fuck get ready for Genesis. I
hope you've watched the Sopranos breaking Bats coming soon. You
should have taken that key. Fuck you, guys. That key
is good. I forgotten the provo. Oh We're live. We're live, dude.
I love the ending of this. This ship had me dying.
So Black Rain says, you should have taken the key
because your worst nightmare is about to be unleashed at Genesis.
And it cuts back and we see Mike Today and
Don Wes looking at this screen. Mike Today says, Wow,
it turns around.
Speaker 2: It is made of it time.
Speaker 1: What an amazing transformation?
Speaker 2: Wow? Like, what the fuck else?
Speaker 1: What? He like? How else did they expect Mike Today
to react to? It's like, what the fuck? Man just
keeps popping up during the maid of minute keeps cutting
back down.
Speaker 2: Hello, the phone sound goes off. Oh we have a
call here.
Speaker 1: Fuck goddamn television's the future? Get off playing on our phone?
Speaker 2: Black Rade.
Speaker 1: Fucked you, Don Wes. So we got the main event
taglines here. Last month that Bound for Glory a J
and Tomko defeated Team pac Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wow. Wow, the accolades are stacking up here.
Speaker 1: Tomco currently holds the TNA and IWGP tag belts.
Speaker 2: Do you know who's IWGP Tech Champion with?
Speaker 1: Is it the Giants? Bernard?
Speaker 2: It is the Giants Bernard good shout? Yeah, dude, Why
the fuck did they not try to bring him a here?
Speaker 1: Dude? I mean he was super locked into New Japan
at the time.
Speaker 2: He was super over too.
Speaker 1: And the other tagline, LAX defeated Triple X in Ultimate X.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now it's time for the main event, AJ
Styles and Tomko versus Lax. Yeah, TNA World Tag Team
title match.
Speaker 2: This is they say. This is AJ and Tomko's first
defense since Bound for Glory, So they won the titles
of Bound for Glory and haven't defended him since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tomko has probably been in Japan.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. Yeah, that's probably exactly what
it is. So they showed last week, I'm basically a
member of the Latino Nation. Gave Homicide the slapjack, and
Homicide used it on BG James to help and okay,
please listen to this. Homicide used the slapjack. He used
it on BG James to help Lax and the Steiner
Brothers defeat VKM, AJ Styles and Tomco. This is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: So we have AJ Styles and Hernandez start things off here.
They jawjack for a minute till Hernandez just shoulder tackles
him and beals him. I have to say, dude, Lax,
AJ Styles and whoever else they want to put with AJ,
they always.
Speaker 2: Have great matches money every single time AJ Like it
would have surprised me if AJ put this whole match together.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't even think it's I don't
even think it's that far fetch to say that, like
AJ Styles helped kind of establish Hernandez. Sure, yeah, I
think when I think back to Hernandez and all of
the great matches that he had in my brain, almost
all of them have AJ Styles involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, and he's getting launched around here he
is getting fucking destroyed.
Speaker 2: Dude. AJ had no problem getting fucking killed and did
a great job at it. I mean this beginning of
the match is perfect example. He's getting launched around to shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes Hernandez look incredible. AJ literally just throws
himself at Hernandez and bumps everywhere. He throws a fucking fit.
He tags into Tomico and says get him tom Co,
tom Go's big man. Yeah, he definitely is her Nan.
He does elbows tom COO. He goes to the floor.
AJ jumps off the top on Hernandez, but Hernandez catches
him and throws them to the floor feet first. Then
Homicide gets some speed, it hits a Homicide dive DAPs
up Don West. Dude, Oh my god, how sick was that? Dude?
Speaker 2: Tofait, Don West yells Topekonhilo and Homicide gets up, points
at the tag titles and then DAPs up Don West.
Speaker 1: This is fucking awesome. We go to commercial and come
back and Homicide hits a belly to belly on Aj
in the ring, but the ref is distracted by tom
Co and Hernandez, who are outside arguing. Homicide goes with
a Greeno Killer on AJ, but AJ gets down and
low blows them. Tom Co military presses Homicide and then
drops some catches him and hits them with a fallaway slam.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, the reff is back in the ring by
this point. By the way, he missed the low blow
and that shit the press slam catch fallaway Super impressive, dude.
Tomco might fucking be gas here.
Speaker 1: AJ and Homicide get lost for a second, but AJ
doesn't miss a fucking beat here. Man, I was so
impressed here, Like he was about to do this dropkick
sequence he always does, you know, the fucking drop down,
jump over drop drop kick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Homicide
stops right in front of him. They get lost for
a second, and from the time that AJ jumps in
the air, I mean it has to be like one second,
maybe less than one second. AJ realizes that like, oh shit,
and then he throws a forearm and they didn't miss
a fucking beat. He whips them and then hits them
with the dropkick anyways.
Speaker 2: Completely saves the whole thing. Like the way he comes
down with the forum makes it a little like, oh,
this was like on purpose, Like yeah, super impressive, So
fucking good, and then he hits a.
Speaker 1: Picture perfect dropkick. Homicide hits the kog cutter. He tags
into Hernandez. Hernandez comes in slingshot shoulder tackle on AJ.
I mean, Hernandez hot tag is so good.
Speaker 2: It's the best, dude, Like a big man hot tag.
These teams always fucking work. We always talk about, you
know how the match type of like a bigger guy
and a smaller guy. The psychology all works. Big guy
smaller guy tag teams always fucking work. They're fantastic.
Speaker 1: So Hernandez comes in off the slingshot shoulder tackle. He
shoulder tackles Tomco to the corner and then runs and
splashes him in the corner. I thought that made him
look so big. It was awesome, dude, it did. It
made him look super like. He's quick as shit too,
Like I don't know how he gets that speed. Did
you hear what Mike Today called the clothesline in the corner? No,
he called it the sandwich clothes line.
Speaker 2: Holy but.
Speaker 1: Wow, goat status.
Speaker 2: Maybe, so from now on, I'm fucking calling it a
corner clothesline is a sandwich clothesline.
Speaker 1: Hernandez then builds AJ. It hits a fuck you spinebuster
on tom Coo. How the fuck?
Speaker 2: I mean, Hernanda is also super strong. He spinebusters the
shit out of Tomco. He also build AJ with a shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he tossed him too nuts. AJ jumps
at Hernandez but gets caught and Hernanda it hits the
sit out power bomb. I love this move. I mean,
Hernandez is doing all the hits, man, dude.
Speaker 2: He caught him fallaway slam style, threw him in the air,
caught him and hit a sit out power bomb.
Speaker 1: What the FuG? Hernandez sets up AJ for the border toss,
but Tomko comes in and big boots Hernandez. L e
X gets tom Coo out of the ring. Homicide suplexes
AJ and then supplexes him onto Hernandez's shoulder and Hernandez
hits the shock treatment A long way for a two
point nine.
Speaker 2: He does drive Bernard's fucking.
Speaker 1: Moves, your boy. That's the derailer. Dude, d railer in
the video game, like the SmackDown video game, was super
dope to dude.
Speaker 2: The cell for it was awesome. They would like bounce
off nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it. I loved using a train in
in SmackDown period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say his move said in general
and those games were sick.
Speaker 1: Hernandez gets Aj on his shoulders here, but Tomko makes
the save. AJ hits a Payley kick to homicide on
the top rope and he comes back in to stop
the finish and AJ just sends him to the floor again.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Tomko catches Hernandez with a huge lariat, like the match
is over type of lariat, Dude.
Speaker 2: He blitzes him with this fucking thing, Like this might
be the best Tomco performance I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this match. Actually, I thought it was great. Yeah,
and we're coming to the finish here right now. AJ
hits the springboard four fifty and he picks up.
Speaker 2: The wind Dude, how impressive is it How AJ does
this springboard for fifty? Like the move itself is crazy enough.
Tomco kills him Hernandez with this lariat. AJ legit sprints, runs,
gets onto the apron and immediately goes like there's no
hesitation for this guy. He doesn't have to set up.
He runs on the apron and the second his feet
touched the apron, he's jumping up into the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like he almost scorpions himself too, but like
it's on purpose, Like it's just very good. It's awesome.
I love that he hit the springboard four fifty. They
pick up the win, and then they add in a
ton of fucking boots because everyone in that arena is
going nuts. I mean that was a complete fireworks show finish.
Like that was awesome.
Speaker 2: Shit was sick man. Yeah, great fucking match, super underrated
Deadlock match of the night there. It is sponsored by Deadlock.
Speaker 1: Post match, Tom COO and AJ hit Hernandez with the
fuck You Die Driver. Oh my god, Surdy fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They called the Tornado Plex. I mean it was like, yes,
time to die.
Speaker 2: And then basically a member of the Latino Nation is here.
Give him mom inside the slapjacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so La is Clean's house. Uh, tom co and
AJ powder towards the ramp.
Speaker 4: But what the hell the Starner brothers are here hollowing shit.
That's the dog dog Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, they're here to fucking kick AJ and Tomko's
s because I'm assuming they have title batch at the
pay per view.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we have to go to the interrogation
room instead, Why let's go to the interrogation.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous, dude, but we do. We do go to
the interrogation room and Karen angle is in the interrogation
seat and Jbi's and Kurt's seat, and Kurt's sitting on
the desk in front of her, and Kurt says, where
were you, Karen? Karen says, I told you when I'm
taking care of business, Chris is business with who? And
karens is, what are you talking about? Chriss, don't be
cool with me. I smell aquavelva on you all over?
Speaker 1: You cheating on me?
Speaker 2: Is nuts?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Like that is?
Speaker 1: That's a two thousand and seven right, I'm gonna say
it's a time capsule.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 1: She said, were you cheating on me?
Speaker 2: And karens is what? And then Nash walks in and
Kurt says ah and grabs Karen and pulls of it front.
Kurtz says, frocks Kevin. I could explain everything, and that
says time for explanations over right now we have some
something more pertinent. Sting's partner. I know who he is,
it says, you know who he is? Who is it,
Kevin says Scott.
Speaker 1: It says Scott who, Scott who? Scott who? Scott Hallock
Keaven Nash and saying Scott who.
Speaker 2: Fucking Norton. It says, oh my god, Scott Hall doesn't
get any worse than that.
Speaker 3: It does?
Speaker 2: It won't be here, it does. We're advertising him and
he's no showing Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, keV, wow, you smell at alcoa velva.
Speaker 2: No, wow, he should have said that, Oh my god,
ye would be funny. Why does Kurrent say Scott Hall
doesn't get any worse?
Speaker 1: No, he's saying it like, does it get any worse
for them? Because that's who they're facing. Okay, it sucks, brother,
it's tna. It does get worse than that?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, especially for you.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell? He should have walked in?
Speaker 1: He should have walked.
Speaker 2: He just sprayed it on his ass?
Speaker 1: What is that that's awesome about? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Scott Hall will be here on Impact next week,
which is I believe they go home show to Genesis.
I have no idea what god Hall does on that show.
I am morbidly curious, though I do.
Speaker 1: Know what he does?
Speaker 2: Wait, really, what does he do?
Speaker 1: So Okay, so he actually does show up, by the way,
my god, he shows up and he says, I am
not the partner, Like that's what he says. It says
he says, by the way, I am not the mystery partner.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know what the mystery partner ends up being.
It's Booker right, yeah, right, we talked about a little bit, right, Yes, yes,
the enter there, but uh yeah, it's Booker.
Speaker 2: T crazy show. Like there was highs and there was lows,
there was stuff that was completely useless, and then there
was stuff I would watch again that really sums up Tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a roller coaster ride for better or for worse.
Speaker 2: Yup, it's one of those fucked up SimCity ones that
you built and the purposes of hurting everybody, but sometimes
it's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, they get up and dust themselves off, right, Yeah,
they got another ride to go to. They got drinks
that are forty five dollars to find. Someone's gotta pay
for this.
Speaker 2: Well that is it for Tea Impact November first, two
thousand and seven, And now it's time for.
Speaker 1: The main events. Let's read some fucking names. Now it's
time for the main events. We are at the Patreon
name part of the episode where we read the Patreon names. Yes, indeed,
starting in the five dollars tier, Uncle, Grandpa, morning, good morning.
I know that from you. Pretend I put a funny
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same box as the Whopper, like this would be big business.
I don't know why they don't do that. I still
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at the store only. Yeah, that's fucking true. But it's
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Speaker 4: Goddamn and still the champion of the Patreon at sixty
nine ninety five. Sour Smarties is poor and went out
for the legends Ivan Ooze and to Jerry Pie.
Speaker 2: Oh he's okay. They did that last week. I took
it as real Ivanues. They were talking about the after show.
Speaker 1: See, I thought we were all in on that. I
thought that was the joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was not in on that, oh dude, Yeah,
I was on an island of my own. I thought
we were talking about real Ivan. Well, yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah to Jerry Pie dying and Ivanues dying, bad fucking
luck man, opinion.
Speaker 2: But it's spoilers too, that's like spoilers. Yeah, yeah, but
it is what it is.
Speaker 1: They went down fighting.
Speaker 2: No, they did go down and find show O seven's
oh sevens for our fallen comrades. You know, we will
remember them as we continue on here. But thank you
for being the champion. Sour Smarties round a clause continue Champion,
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