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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm Jennie mac with your daily comedy news. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm recording Sunday and Money back to back. So I

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<v Speaker 2>just in my life thirty seconds ago did that list

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<v Speaker 2>of the funniest women comedian? How is Nicky Glazer not

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<v Speaker 2>on that list? She's like the ind comic right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like she should be on the list. When

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<v Speaker 2>was that list from? And case you missed it. At

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<v Speaker 2>the end of yesterday's podcast, I dove in on an

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<v Speaker 2>article from Vogue that was called twenty of the Funniest

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<v Speaker 2>female Comedians of All Time from March of twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking about that more. I mean, the list

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<v Speaker 2>was okay, but should Nicky be on it? It's our silverman.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we want to go down the SNL rabbit hole?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Kate McKinnon's pretty funny, Amy Polar, Tina Fey, No, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Allen was a pretty good stand up, Sandra Bernhard is

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty good stand up. Taylor Thompson's pretty funny. So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's an odd tide list anyway. That

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<v Speaker 2>was at the end of yesterday's show. It continues to

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<v Speaker 2>be slow on these parts and you know, I was

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<v Speaker 2>trying and lead off with a big name comedian in

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<v Speaker 2>the A block because it allows me to throw a

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<v Speaker 2>big name comedian into the episode title and then hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>I get some drive by people sampling the show. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how this works being transparent here. I got pretty far

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<v Speaker 2>deep into the script today and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have something for the A block. So I typed

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<v Speaker 2>Joe and Rogan into Google and found this article from

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<v Speaker 2>Newsweek which asks is Joe Rogan losing his mojo? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna answer no, but they say. Spotify charts show that

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<v Speaker 2>Rogan's podcast dropped from its usual top position to second

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<v Speaker 2>place in January, overtaken by The Sean Ryan Show. It

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<v Speaker 2>fell again to third place in February, behind Fall of

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<v Speaker 2>Civilizations and The Midas Touched Podcast, before reclaiming second place,

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<v Speaker 2>this time to Amy Poehler's news show Good. Hang, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me explain podcast charts to you. I'll start with

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<v Speaker 2>the Apple podcast charts because I'm more familiar with how

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<v Speaker 2>they work. There's a recency bias based upon how many

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<v Speaker 2>people have subscribed recently. So, for example, if you can

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<v Speaker 2>get two thousand of your friends to suddenly subscribe on

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast in the next hour, I will have the

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<v Speaker 2>number one podcast in the country for at least a

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<v Speaker 2>short while. Now, as you guys accelerate me to number one,

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<v Speaker 2>what will happen is other people will go what's this

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<v Speaker 2>and hit subscribe or follow on Apple Podcasts the nomenclature,

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<v Speaker 2>and then my podcast will stay high up in the

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<v Speaker 2>charts for a bit and hopefully a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 2>stick around, and then suddenly I'll have a top two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred podcast. That's how that works. So sometimes if you

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<v Speaker 2>look at the charts at like weird times, like go

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<v Speaker 2>on at like Sunday morning at like seven am, and

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see something random at number one, and people know

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<v Speaker 2>how the system works and they'll game it and people

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<v Speaker 2>will get a flurry of subscribers, and some people known

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<v Speaker 2>to pay people to hit subscribe. So I think with

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<v Speaker 2>the charts you kind of have to look long term,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, Rogan's always there at the top. So

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<v Speaker 2>the recency bias is part of it. There's total downloads,

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<v Speaker 2>how much of an episode people consume, all that goes

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<v Speaker 2>into it, but the big factor is recent downloads. Anybody

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<v Speaker 2>in the industry will tell you that Joe Rogan is

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<v Speaker 2>number one by a lot. It's not close. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>saying if you don't look at the charts like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>look right now as I record this on Friday, So

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Apple has it Polar, Mel Robbins, Rogan, And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying Polar is not super popular. I am

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<v Speaker 2>not saying Mel Robins is super popular. What I am

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<v Speaker 2>saying is no, Joe Rogan hasn't lost his mojo. The

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify charts, I don't know exactly how they work. I

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<v Speaker 2>assume they're similar. But also understand, despite what you read,

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<v Speaker 2>most podcasts audio podcasts are consumed on Apple Podcasts, and

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify is number two, and the Spotify charts can be

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<v Speaker 2>a little wonky, and Spotify tends to promote their own things.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, Amy Poehler's for The Ringer, which is owned

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<v Speaker 2>by Spotify. Again, not saying Gami Polar's not good, not

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<v Speaker 2>saying Amy Polers not number one on the Apple podcast

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<v Speaker 2>which Spotify does not owner control. But you know that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing factors into it, so don't oversteer it

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<v Speaker 2>to the charts. Joe Rogan had fifty one and a

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<v Speaker 2>half million downloads in February. Now let me walk you

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<v Speaker 2>through some numbers in podcasting, a live read, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a host read you hear me? Do those sometimes for

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<v Speaker 2>the gambling website is sold on a CPM model. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do lazy math. Say you get twenty dollars for CPM.

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<v Speaker 2>These days, you'll get more like twenty three twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody wants to be in a premium environment, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>get more. But let's do lazy math. So at twenty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars CPM means if I want to reach one thousand

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<v Speaker 2>listeners and ad would cost me twenty dollars. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>by my account, Rogan had sixteen episodes STROP in February,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll accept the fifty one and a half million

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<v Speaker 2>downloads number, and we'll accept my made up twenty dollars CPM.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty one and a half million downloads across sixteen episodes

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<v Speaker 2>means three point two million people downloading each episode. At

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty dollars CPM, that would mean each live read

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<v Speaker 2>is sixty four thousand dollars. If he runs three per episode,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be one hundred and ninety three thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>per episode. And if you do that sixteen times, just

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<v Speaker 2>in commercials, the show would gross three million dollars. Now

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<v Speaker 2>we do that twelve months a year, that's thirty six

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<v Speaker 2>million dollars a year. And I'm going to guess the

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<v Speaker 2>numbers are higher because Joe Rogan was reportedly paid one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred million, So my CPMs may be low. There may

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<v Speaker 2>be more than three commercial per hour. I haven't listened,

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<v Speaker 2>but just to give you a sense of is Joe

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<v Speaker 2>Rogan struggling? Now? Matt Rife is going to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the Discovery Channel's Ghost Adventures. Yeah, Wednesday, ten pm Eastern. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have to pick between Ghost Adventures or Malany, Which

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<v Speaker 2>will you pick? The Ghost Adventures crew head to Nevada

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<v Speaker 2>to investigate the recently shuttered Whiskey Pete's Hotel and Casino,

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<v Speaker 2>a sprawling historic property marked by murder, mystery, and unexplained activity,

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<v Speaker 2>and is believed to be haunted by the notorious bootlegger

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<v Speaker 2>for which it's named Whiskey Pete. Joined by special guest investigator,

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<v Speaker 2>comedian and paranormal officionado Matt Rife, the team is immediately

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<v Speaker 2>affected by the dark energy and ominous activity within the buildings.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds scary. Shehan Wang was one to get public broadcastings

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<v Speaker 2>Where We Live podcast. They were curious how important it

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<v Speaker 2>is to have friends like Ali Wong to go through

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<v Speaker 2>the journey with the journey of comedy. Shang said, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's tough for immigrant kids to be doing stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like this. I mean it might be a little different now,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think pursuing a craft like this can be

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<v Speaker 2>full of potholes and doubts and bumps on the road,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. So when we have friends that do it

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<v Speaker 2>together with it makes all the difference. You know, little community,

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<v Speaker 2>it really helps a lot. It's kind of the whole

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<v Speaker 2>reason you do it because at the beginning it all

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<v Speaker 2>seems like what's the point. You know, you're just doing

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<v Speaker 2>open mics at random places, from like empty rooms to

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<v Speaker 2>launder mats, wherever you can put a microphone on a speaker.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole way. There's always moments where you're gonna doubt yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>That Jay Leno interview he gave to Graham Benzger, it

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<v Speaker 2>continues to pay off if you're trying to fill your

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<v Speaker 2>script for your daily coming to News podcast. Jay did

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<v Speaker 2>not deny which Joe got under his skin. It is

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<v Speaker 2>the one in Conan's Final Tonight Show monologue when Conan

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<v Speaker 2>said much funnier than I will tell it. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to say to the kids out there watching, you

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<v Speaker 2>can do anything you want in life, unless Jay Leto

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<v Speaker 2>wants to do it too. That's a great joke I

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned yesterday, trying to get a feel for is Jay

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<v Speaker 2>let know a bad guy good guy? I think he's

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<v Speaker 2>a good guy. I explained yesterday ConA thing aside a

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<v Speaker 2>little more. This is from a different interview where Jay

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<v Speaker 2>talking about his wife Mavis. Mavis has Alzheimer's disease. Jay says,

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<v Speaker 2>I just try to get home every night. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>only difference. The plane weights and I come right back.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to stay out three or four days. I

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<v Speaker 2>just stay out one day now two days. Most. I

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy it. I like taking care of my wife. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind it. It's not the greatest thing in the world,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's okay. It's not like she's in any pain,

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<v Speaker 2>screaming or anything. She smiles and I can see when

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<v Speaker 2>she's pleased with something. You know, it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad it didn't happen when we were forty. You

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<v Speaker 2>have forty good years and you have five. Kind of

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<v Speaker 2>tricky ones, that's okay. Do I wish it never happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, You've got to find a humor in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a test. I'm glad I passed. I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>comfortable with it. Jay has kept up his tradition of

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<v Speaker 2>making Mavis dinner and then they watched TV together, although

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<v Speaker 2>he says Mavis is almost totally bit written and she

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember what happened from one episode to the next.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay says, it's really the same thing. You just can't

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<v Speaker 2>have a discussion or talk about things. Somehow, I've become

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<v Speaker 2>the patriarch of the family. He pays eleven thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>a month each for a brother in law and an

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<v Speaker 2>uncle and nursing facilities. Those are real numbers. I had

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<v Speaker 2>my mom in one, and not by choice. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's something I would have never thought that I would

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<v Speaker 2>have ever done. And you know, I like throws your

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<v Speaker 2>curve and you wind up doing that. But yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was twelve thousand dollars a month for us. Jay says,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of people affected by this. Technically I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to go out on the road, but to

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<v Speaker 2>keep a sense of normalcy, he does. Leno says a

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<v Speaker 2>nurse comes in twice a week to check her vitals,

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<v Speaker 2>and a dentist has regular house calls to clean her teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay says, I don't know how people who are school

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<v Speaker 2>teachers or policemen or nurses who have regular jobs do.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm glad I have the position I'm in so

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<v Speaker 2>my lifestyle doesn't change dramatically. I don't have to get

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<v Speaker 2>a reverse mortgage or anything like that. As for his

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<v Speaker 2>recent incidents, you know there's the motorcycle accident, falling down

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<v Speaker 2>a hill, whatever that was, Jay says, that's a great

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<v Speaker 2>thing about being over forty. Once a man goes over forty,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't teach him anything you never learned by your mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's check in on the Sydney Comedy Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Lift pulled three comics once again and Alex Ward's show

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<v Speaker 2>is called clip Clop. Don't stop the description Alex is

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<v Speaker 2>really good at talking. She has to be because people

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<v Speaker 2>want to do it with her all the time, strangers, neighbors,

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<v Speaker 2>her parents, the gall the age says the show is

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<v Speaker 2>studded with punchlines.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's listen, okay, I want to talk about the social

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<v Speaker 3>media ban on kids in Australia. It's very divisive. I've

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<v Speaker 3>spoken to people who are for it, and I've spoken

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<v Speaker 3>to people who are against it. Interestingly, I actually don't

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<v Speaker 3>have an opinion on it because I don't have kids.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I do have is a mom who I

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<v Speaker 3>just spent three weeks with. And I'm just throwing it

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<v Speaker 3>out there. But if we're going to ban all people

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<v Speaker 3>under sixteen, yeah, I think maybe we could look at

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<v Speaker 3>some other age groups as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I like her. I think that's fun enough for a

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<v Speaker 2>little long to get to it, and I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to play a little more, but it takes even longer

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<v Speaker 2>to get to the second joke. But I wrote nice company,

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<v Speaker 2>which for me, the comedy snob is a high compliment.

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<v Speaker 2>I like her a lot. So that was Alex Ward.

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<v Speaker 2>Next up, Emma Holland. Emma's show is called Don't Touch

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<v Speaker 2>My Trinket. The Age gave it four stars. I think

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<v Speaker 2>they do four out of four and said Holland is

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<v Speaker 2>an expert at pulling out the rug from beneath her audiences.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this clip a lot. Let me give you

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<v Speaker 2>the visual here. She rides out onto the empty stage

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<v Speaker 2>in a scooter like you know, the stand up scooters

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<v Speaker 2>that the kids have today. And so she's on the

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<v Speaker 2>scooter and she's wearing a helmet. Takes the helmet off,

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<v Speaker 2>from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Same one. He like Facebook, marketplace, A couple of fans

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<v Speaker 1>down the front. What's the best thing you've ever found

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<v Speaker 1>a marketplace?

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<v Speaker 3>A pair of earmuffs?

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<v Speaker 1>Pair of ear muffs, virgin, best thing I've ever found

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<v Speaker 1>a marketplace. Get this for a deal? Thirty dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>a treadmill. It's good, right, it's a good deal. Long

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<v Speaker 1>story short. It was a belt sander and now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>three centimeters shorter. But it lays I'm ripped. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get massive. I'll fight you count spell Emma without Mma.

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<v Speaker 2>I love her. I thought that was fantastic. Emma Holland

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<v Speaker 2>next up. And I hope my pronunciation is close here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Hwang Hay's show is called white Man's Burden. The

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<v Speaker 2>description are you ready to learn how to be whiter?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, this is a safe space. Chinese superstar Hey Huang,

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<v Speaker 2>We're turns and character as Christopher Rice in an outrageous

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<v Speaker 2>satshire on white culture. The clip I have here is

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<v Speaker 2>not from that show, but from a traditional stand up show.

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<v Speaker 2>I found Hey to be very funny. I did have

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<v Speaker 2>to skip the first ninety seconds because the punchlines for

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<v Speaker 2>every joke in the first ninety involved F bombs, and

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<v Speaker 2>if I take the F bomb out, the joke gets castrated.

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<v Speaker 2>So I found a different chunk. So here is like

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<v Speaker 4>Australia has so many different types of Chinese living here,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm a Chinese from a modern China's family. To

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<v Speaker 4>be very specific, my family are I'm gonna use the

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<v Speaker 4>sea word communist, not the ausy Sea word you guys expected. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>if you go to my grandparents' house, you will literally

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<v Speaker 4>see a lot of reflags. Like to my grandma, any

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<v Speaker 4>flag that's not red is a red flag. I'm the

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<v Speaker 4>product one child policy. Have you guys heard about this policy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's very brutal and heartless policy. But on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 4>us survivors of one child policy, a lot of us

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<v Speaker 4>are pretty spoiled. I mean my myth I'm doing this

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<v Speaker 4>for a living and I don't have any other backup plans. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 4>my parents have to support me because they don't have

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<v Speaker 4>any other choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Very very funny there, and that is your comedy news

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<v Speaker 2>for today. Hopefully there'll be some sort of controversy, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, David Letterin get into a fistfight with

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<v Speaker 2>Jay Leto and cameras could catch it, or Dave Chappelle

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<v Speaker 2>say something, Somebody do some controversy. I'm tired of the

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<v Speaker 2>slow news days every day, all right, see tomorrow