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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, We want to encourage you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't done so yet, vote for you Say

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<v Speaker 2>we play its featured artists this morning on the jar

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page The Cult. There's three song choices there.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick the one you'd prefer to hear at three, the

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<v Speaker 2>one with the most or at nine, pick the one

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<v Speaker 2>of the three you want to hear. We'll play the

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<v Speaker 2>one with the most votes back at nine, and then

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<v Speaker 2>randomly pick somebody to win.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets to voll beat in Hailstorm. Got your intention now,

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<v Speaker 3>so get your voted in JR Facebook page. Tell us

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<v Speaker 3>which song by the Cult you want to hear?

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<v Speaker 2>You say it's we play it. Thank you to fair

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<v Speaker 2>One's Credit Union for bringing that feature to us this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>so you have about fifteen minutes to knock it out

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<v Speaker 2>if you'd like to a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little flashback pat Every time I see the Cult, I

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<v Speaker 3>think of driving to Winter Park High well, not driving,

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<v Speaker 3>but riding to Winter Park Hive. I'm a buddy Dustin's

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<v Speaker 3>car and uh, the Cult was playing full blast and

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<v Speaker 3>UH went to my daughter's through the six by nine

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<v Speaker 3>coaxile speakers. Yeah, totally SIGs MO. I don't know about.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I pull into my daughter's open house about

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<v Speaker 3>five years ago Winter Park High. I'm parked in b

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<v Speaker 3>lot right near where I had a spot, and what

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<v Speaker 3>comes on the radio? Boom the cult. I flashed back.

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<v Speaker 3>Those were the days whole Winter Park High, days when

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<v Speaker 3>they had the smoking lounge.

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<v Speaker 2>This has been an interesting week so far with uh

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<v Speaker 2>weird items and names coming up in idiotology. We had

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<v Speaker 2>Looney Tune, who we informed you earlier was finally apprehended

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<v Speaker 2>by police out in California. We had the guy named

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<v Speaker 2>Jellybeans or something it was that was patches magic beans

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<v Speaker 2>earlier today that he was on magic mushrooms in Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a guy who runs a convenience store and

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<v Speaker 2>unincorporated Broward County shoot a customer who was angry over

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<v Speaker 2>beer prices. Yeah, but that happened earlier this morning. And

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<v Speaker 2>now another convenience store situation, this one involving a robbery, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>where a guy broke into a Quick Trip convenience store

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<v Speaker 2>in Duncanville, Alabama. I guess the store was closed in

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<v Speaker 2>the overnight hours. This guy breaks in. He was wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a Scooby Doo costume.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you robbing the Little Sea Store?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if Fred and Daphne, Velma and Shaggy

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<v Speaker 2>were in the mystery machine wait for Scooby get away car?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one getaway van? Was it Daphne?

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<v Speaker 3>That was the short one of the glasses? Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 3>where I don't know. I know people text in it

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<v Speaker 3>was the shees a lesbian correct? Well, I mean there

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<v Speaker 3>was a big news story. Yes, there was a big

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<v Speaker 3>news story on it about five years ago. As to

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<v Speaker 3>what no I could google it by now.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we should point out that the guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>Scooby Doo outfit, uh didn't have the Scooby head on,

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<v Speaker 2>but opted instead for a ski mask, which also is

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<v Speaker 2>a throwback where you know they would always unmask the.

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<v Speaker 3>Perpetrator and Scooby do pull off the mask. It was

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<v Speaker 3>darn kids. Meddling teams. Meddling team. Now see if that

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<v Speaker 3>convenience store, would you say it was a quick stop,

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<v Speaker 3>no quick Trip, which are nice stores, by the way, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>if that quick Trip had bought the quick stop, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who gives a rats ass. If that

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<v Speaker 3>Quickie bart whatever it is, had bought the BWU Platinum package,

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<v Speaker 3>they would have had their arm guard there overnight. This

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<v Speaker 3>is news to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not aware that we were offering a platinum

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<v Speaker 2>package to stores in hours outside of regular business hours.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, I just made it up, that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>But I see it. Look, you get the basic BWO package,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just like basic YouTube TV or basic cable or

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<v Speaker 3>that's your arm guard each day. Velma, it was Velma

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<v Speaker 3>with the glasses and she's not a lesbian. Okay, cool

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<v Speaker 3>if she is or not here with Daphney. But so

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<v Speaker 3>the BWO Basic packages you get the arm guard arm

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<v Speaker 3>machine gun guard that takes people out of the kneecaps

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<v Speaker 3>when they steal from what a retail stores.

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<v Speaker 2>And rendering to the chair as an example of what

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<v Speaker 2>not to do.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you go BWO plat, which is this package

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<v Speaker 3>right here? Look, I'm going back to my vacation sales day. Yes, man,

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<v Speaker 3>interested you are BWO.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the gold leaf paper that that's on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, and all the resort pictures around it.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, this is just victims that have been bwo.

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<v Speaker 3>This is our platinum package where said guard will be

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<v Speaker 3>there twenty four to seven. It's very similar to a

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<v Speaker 3>cop that sits outside of purps door. Or you are

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<v Speaker 3>a witness, you know, and we're bringing this big. We

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<v Speaker 3>might open an office over in the ifloor eyesore.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever lost your cable or internet surface? We

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<v Speaker 2>have a whole floor. When I hear have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>lost your cable or internet service? And just there was

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<v Speaker 2>no real explanation given, and when you finally do get

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<v Speaker 2>an explanation, you're like, huh, well, that was a situation

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<v Speaker 2>for a woman in Ohio who works from home and

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<v Speaker 2>was getting incredibly frustrated until she found out why she

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<v Speaker 2>was out of service.

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<v Speaker 4>We couldn't get the TV to start, and I have

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<v Speaker 4>an app on my phone and it said we were

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<v Speaker 4>in an outage. I'm not making this up. Reason that

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<v Speaker 4>you're having problems is because someone shot up our main

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<v Speaker 4>power line with a shotgun. It's not okay to lose

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<v Speaker 4>service four or five days in a row.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to figure out what this is and get

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, why didn't somebody tell me that this

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<v Speaker 4>is what was going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're in a bad neighborhood when you're you

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<v Speaker 2>tell the lines are being shot up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll set the cable babele three and sixty dollars bill

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<v Speaker 3>this month. Hell no, oh, I want to Country News Network.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, Uh, there's this. This almost reaches the threshold of

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week contender.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, we have some Velva Velma updates. Velma is

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<v Speaker 3>this short nerd girl, right that Velma is this short

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<v Speaker 3>one with the thick boody, the lesbian. Right, She's not

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<v Speaker 3>a lesbian according to the other one. But know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, is there this guy it's a cartoon character.

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<v Speaker 3>And somebody texts in Velma is the short one with

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<v Speaker 3>the thick booty. You're analyzing her butt glasses Velma? Yep,

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<v Speaker 3>that was Velma. Yeah, Velma had glasses and expressed interest

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<v Speaker 3>in shaggy Yeah. Okay, all right, moving right along.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell me, you all are pretty astute at picking

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<v Speaker 2>these things up. Let's see if you understand my hesitation

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<v Speaker 2>to throw this into the already strong field of contenders

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<v Speaker 2>for headline of the week title. Okay, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to record? Just in case I'm shot down on this?

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<v Speaker 2>Much as like a cable line.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you all, hey, Mass Vision Network, go two

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<v Speaker 5>bears escape wildlife parking closure, devour a seven day supply

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<v Speaker 5>of honey, then fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say that's a headline of the week. Normally on

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<v Speaker 3>first Blush.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah one more time, he said, just the key is

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<v Speaker 2>in the first syllable of what I just said.

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<v Speaker 3>Two bears. Yeah, Oh it's not my three or three

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<v Speaker 3>little bears. You gotta have three bears. Come on, people

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<v Speaker 3>on wj R R