Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your tako one on
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Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, We want to encourage you.
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Speaker 2: randomly pick somebody to win.
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Speaker 3: Little flashback pat Every time I see the Cult, I
Speaker 3: think of driving to Winter Park High well, not driving,
Speaker 3: but riding to Winter Park Hive. I'm a buddy Dustin's
Speaker 3: car and uh, the Cult was playing full blast and
Speaker 3: UH went to my daughter's through the six by nine
Speaker 3: coaxile speakers. Yeah, totally SIGs MO. I don't know about.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But then I pull into my daughter's open house about
Speaker 3: five years ago Winter Park High. I'm parked in b
Speaker 3: lot right near where I had a spot, and what
Speaker 3: comes on the radio? Boom the cult. I flashed back.
Speaker 3: Those were the days whole Winter Park High, days when
Speaker 3: they had the smoking lounge.
Speaker 2: This has been an interesting week so far with uh
Speaker 2: weird items and names coming up in idiotology. We had
Speaker 2: Looney Tune, who we informed you earlier was finally apprehended
Speaker 2: by police out in California. We had the guy named
Speaker 2: Jellybeans or something it was that was patches magic beans
Speaker 2: earlier today that he was on magic mushrooms in Minnesota.
Speaker 2: We had a guy who runs a convenience store and
Speaker 2: unincorporated Broward County shoot a customer who was angry over
Speaker 2: beer prices. Yeah, but that happened earlier this morning. And
Speaker 2: now another convenience store situation, this one involving a robbery, uh,
Speaker 2: where a guy broke into a Quick Trip convenience store
Speaker 2: in Duncanville, Alabama. I guess the store was closed in
Speaker 2: the overnight hours. This guy breaks in. He was wearing
Speaker 2: a Scooby Doo costume.
Speaker 3: Where are you robbing the Little Sea Store?
Speaker 2: I don't know if Fred and Daphne, Velma and Shaggy
Speaker 2: were in the mystery machine wait for Scooby get away car?
Speaker 2: Which one getaway van? Was it Daphne?
Speaker 3: That was the short one of the glasses? Yeah, well
Speaker 3: where I don't know. I know people text in it
Speaker 3: was the shees a lesbian correct? Well, I mean there
Speaker 3: was a big news story. Yes, there was a big
Speaker 3: news story on it about five years ago. As to
Speaker 3: what no I could google it by now.
Speaker 2: Then we should point out that the guy in the
Speaker 2: Scooby Doo outfit, uh didn't have the Scooby head on,
Speaker 2: but opted instead for a ski mask, which also is
Speaker 2: a throwback where you know they would always unmask the.
Speaker 3: Perpetrator and Scooby do pull off the mask. It was
Speaker 3: darn kids. Meddling teams. Meddling team. Now see if that
Speaker 3: convenience store, would you say it was a quick stop,
Speaker 3: no quick Trip, which are nice stores, by the way, Well,
Speaker 3: if that quick Trip had bought the quick stop, well,
Speaker 3: I don't know who gives a rats ass. If that
Speaker 3: Quickie bart whatever it is, had bought the BWU Platinum package,
Speaker 3: they would have had their arm guard there overnight. This
Speaker 3: is news to me.
Speaker 2: I was not aware that we were offering a platinum
Speaker 2: package to stores in hours outside of regular business hours.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, I just made it up, that's why.
Speaker 3: But I see it. Look, you get the basic BWO package,
Speaker 3: it's just like basic YouTube TV or basic cable or
Speaker 3: that's your arm guard each day. Velma, it was Velma
Speaker 3: with the glasses and she's not a lesbian. Okay, cool
Speaker 3: if she is or not here with Daphney. But so
Speaker 3: the BWO Basic packages you get the arm guard arm
Speaker 3: machine gun guard that takes people out of the kneecaps
Speaker 3: when they steal from what a retail stores.
Speaker 2: And rendering to the chair as an example of what
Speaker 2: not to do.
Speaker 3: But if you go BWO plat, which is this package
Speaker 3: right here? Look, I'm going back to my vacation sales day. Yes, man,
Speaker 3: interested you are BWO.
Speaker 2: I love the gold leaf paper that that's on.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, and all the resort pictures around it.
Speaker 3: But no, this is just victims that have been bwo.
Speaker 3: This is our platinum package where said guard will be
Speaker 3: there twenty four to seven. It's very similar to a
Speaker 3: cop that sits outside of purps door. Or you are
Speaker 3: a witness, you know, and we're bringing this big. We
Speaker 3: might open an office over in the ifloor eyesore.
Speaker 2: Have you ever lost your cable or internet surface? We
Speaker 2: have a whole floor. When I hear have you ever
Speaker 2: lost your cable or internet service? And just there was
Speaker 2: no real explanation given, and when you finally do get
Speaker 2: an explanation, you're like, huh, well, that was a situation
Speaker 2: for a woman in Ohio who works from home and
Speaker 2: was getting incredibly frustrated until she found out why she
Speaker 2: was out of service.
Speaker 4: We couldn't get the TV to start, and I have
Speaker 4: an app on my phone and it said we were
Speaker 4: in an outage. I'm not making this up. Reason that
Speaker 4: you're having problems is because someone shot up our main
Speaker 4: power line with a shotgun. It's not okay to lose
Speaker 4: service four or five days in a row.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not okay.
Speaker 4: You need to figure out what this is and get
Speaker 4: And I said, why didn't somebody tell me that this
Speaker 4: is what was going on?
Speaker 2: You know you're in a bad neighborhood when you're you
Speaker 2: tell the lines are being shot up.
Speaker 3: I'll set the cable babele three and sixty dollars bill
Speaker 3: this month. Hell no, oh, I want to Country News Network.
Speaker 2: Finally, Uh, there's this. This almost reaches the threshold of
Speaker 2: headline of the week contender.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we have some Velva Velma updates. Velma is
Speaker 3: this short nerd girl, right that Velma is this short
Speaker 3: one with the thick boody, the lesbian. Right, She's not
Speaker 3: a lesbian according to the other one. But know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, is there this guy it's a cartoon character.
Speaker 3: And somebody texts in Velma is the short one with
Speaker 3: the thick booty. You're analyzing her butt glasses Velma? Yep,
Speaker 3: that was Velma. Yeah, Velma had glasses and expressed interest
Speaker 3: in shaggy Yeah. Okay, all right, moving right along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me, you all are pretty astute at picking
Speaker 2: these things up. Let's see if you understand my hesitation
Speaker 2: to throw this into the already strong field of contenders
Speaker 2: for headline of the week title. Okay, do you want
Speaker 2: to record? Just in case I'm shot down on this?
Speaker 2: Much as like a cable line.
Speaker 5: I tell you all, hey, Mass Vision Network, go two
Speaker 5: bears escape wildlife parking closure, devour a seven day supply
Speaker 5: of honey, then fall asleep.
Speaker 3: I'd say that's a headline of the week. Normally on
Speaker 3: first Blush.
Speaker 2: Yeah one more time, he said, just the key is
Speaker 2: in the first syllable of what I just said.
Speaker 3: Two bears. Yeah, Oh it's not my three or three
Speaker 3: little bears. You gotta have three bears. Come on, people
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