WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:08.439 Sure, what's up, beautiful people? Is your baby mama favorite 2 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:11.720 baby Mama, Stormy Peat And this is another episode of 3 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:16.000 Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Damn something, 4 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.879 back at it again and back at it again. It's 5 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:22.039 like new hair, who is if you are watching it 6 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:26.199 on YouTube. I'm in here getting very much pepper and okay, 7 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.239 giving very much aerial under the sea. Okay, giving very 8 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:36.840 much control scissor what's what's a ginger for the control album? 9 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.439 I don't know, but basically be giving red hair just ribes. 10 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:42.280 That's that's what I was getting to. Okay, So shout 11 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:45.880 out to I Style that underscore for the hair. Shout 12 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:50.960 out to Miss Dimples that's mss Underscore Dimples for the 13 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:54.679 amazing lay. Okay, guys, we out here and we're getting 14 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:57.039 it done. If you want some full color, or if 15 00:00:57.039 --> 00:00:59.280 you want some good virsion quality here, or if you 16 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:02.479 just want your hair, okay you Shannah good and have 17 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:05.519 somebody look at you be like, damn, I already told 18 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:07.159 you where to go. Okay, the infil's gonna be on 19 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.239 a bio just case you forget. But yeah, so let's 20 00:01:09.239 --> 00:01:12.480 get into this past week, all right. So if you 21 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:19.599 do not know. I am a woman of various taste. Okay. 22 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:21.799 I know, like people will look at me and be like, hell, 23 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:26.680 black girl, black girl vibes, black girl magic, I get it, boom, 24 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:29.519 But no, I'm much deeper than that. Okay, much much 25 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:33.159 much deeper than that. One of my favorite groups in 26 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:37.319 the entire world is Sleep Theory. Okay, a fairly new group, 27 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:41.000 but they're a rock band. So they actually are on 28 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.680 to it with Daughtry right now. So they came to Philly, 29 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:47.560 y'all know. I had to check them out, all right, 30 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:50.000 And the only reason I'm bringing this up is because, 31 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:52.400 like I said, they're a rock band. So as you 32 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:56.920 can imagine, there weren't many people who look like me there, okay. 33 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:59.439 And I don't have to go too far deep into it, 34 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:00.680 because you know what I mean when I say look 35 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:03.040 like me? All right, wasn't too many people there who 36 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:06.840 look like me. In fact, I only saw two other 37 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:11.719 black people there, two okay, one two two. Two other 38 00:02:11.759 --> 00:02:14.199 black people were at the concert, all right, and they 39 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:16.840 both were with white people. But you know, no judgment here. 40 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:19.240 This is a safe space. No judgment here. You vibe 41 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:21.879 out with who you vib out with. Right, and I 42 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:27.960 bring it up because a lot of guys with the 43 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:30.599 one black guy right, but we're still a distance apart. 44 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:33.919 I look at him, he immediately looks away. I said, oh, hey, brother, 45 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:35.479 you don't got to do all that for me. This 46 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:37.599 is a safe space, like do what you do. Like 47 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:40.000 I'm I don't judge you. I'm not doctor umar, I 48 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:43.759 don't care. I don't fucking care. Right, So it was 49 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:47.439 like extremely extremely packed. So as I'm trying to get through, 50 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:53.360 I feel like the ancestors, you know, just embodied him 51 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:57.759 because he immediately like cleared a whole fucking way for me, 52 00:02:58.080 --> 00:03:00.759 and he started so far out it was just so unnecessary. 53 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:04.000 But he just was like, excuse me, to the side, 54 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.120 to the side, to the side, and in my mind 55 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:10.280 it was like make way for my queen. And I'm 56 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:13.759 just like this is awkwarat and I'm like, oh, thank you. 57 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:15.759 I just nod my head and I go thank you, 58 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:18.479 thank you, thank you, because I didn't know what to say, 59 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:21.120 so just thank you, thank you. But yeah, all in all, 60 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:24.240 I had udo's a fun I got some bomb ass 61 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:26.639 merch okay, I heard all my favorite songs. Any play 62 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:30.039 some new songs? If you if you listen to MTV 63 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:33.360 growing up while you were getting ready for school, you 64 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:35.199 know what I'm talking about. If you listen to MTV 65 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.400 in the morning while you were getting ready for school, 66 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:40.719 if you like Lincoln Park, okay, if you like Some 67 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:44.800 forty one okay, if you were into Papa Roach okay, 68 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:51.840 if you were into uh uh Chop Suey Okay, you 69 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.479 definitely want to like sleep Theory, Okay, So definitely check 70 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:57.360 them out, and yeah, maybe catch them when it comes 71 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:59.800 to your to your town. A Daughtrey and you know, 72 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.800 you might not know you know Daughtry, but you know Daughtry. 73 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.159 You know Daughtry. You know it's not over. You know 74 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:07.439 that song. You know you know that song, all right, 75 00:04:07.719 --> 00:04:09.759 So yeah, if they come to your city, check them out. 76 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:13.039 You wanna have fun, all right. So let's get into 77 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:19.800 our regularly scheduled programming. Last week we spoke about how, 78 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:23.920 you know, I'm manifesting, I'm putting things into perspective. I'm 79 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:27.879 actually working on and implementing and practicing the things that 80 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:31.120 I'm working on. Right and you know, I'm back with 81 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:33.839 some more things, some more things that have popped into 82 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:36.800 my head as we keep going, and a lot of 83 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:41.000 things really became clear. What I want, what I don't want, 84 00:04:41.279 --> 00:04:43.560 What I'm going to tolerate when I'm not going to tolerate. 85 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:47.680 What's the difference between tolerating, putting up with, and you know, 86 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:50.319 just being reasonable. You know what I mean? I said, 87 00:04:50.319 --> 00:04:54.839 all I have to say. I don't care how fine 88 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:58.800 you are, how tall you are, how good you smell. 89 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:03.560 Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like 90 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:07.560 he wants you. Come on, somebody, come on, somebody. Okay, 91 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:10.399 you can be the most handsome man in the world. 92 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:14.279 All right, you can have all the money in the world. Okay. 93 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:17.360 Nothing is more attractive than a man who acts like 94 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:22.480 he wants you who come on, come on? All right, 95 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:24.439 that was a little bit appropriate. We want cut that out. 96 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:28.959 Cut that last one, Cut that last part out. Man. 97 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:34.279 Nothing is like a man who applies pressure pressure. Okay, 98 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:38.319 none of that nonchalant shit, none of that nonchalant shit. 99 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:40.279 We don't want none of that over here, all right. 100 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:45.680 And it's like, yo, he plans dates, he's consistent, Okay, 101 00:05:45.839 --> 00:05:49.759 he's thoughtful, all right, he remembers how you like your coffee. Okay, 102 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:52.120 he knows you what we cold. So he got a 103 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:54.680 blanket waiting for you soon as you come to the house. Baby, 104 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:58.600 what what? These are the type of men that we 105 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:00.600 want to attract. These are the type of men that 106 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:02.519 were going to entertain. These are the type of men 107 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:05.759 that we're going to pour into. All right, listen, he 108 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:09.959 texts backfast. All right, he got a scarf waiting for 109 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:13.000 you at his house. But when you come over, okay, 110 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:17.079 because say no, you don't want to fuck up your hair. Okay. 111 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:21.800 He's talkball ladies and gentlemen. He's talkful all right. Now. 112 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:23.600 I'm not talking about the ones who, like you know, 113 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:25.519 they got a pack of two brushes for a bit 114 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:27.800 you just spending night at. I'm not talking about them. 115 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:32.639 It's a difference. It's a difference. Okay. And baby, he's 116 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:39.079 thoughtful and he gives more head kisses. What what what? 117 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:46.959 That nonchalant energy can go to hell? That non chalant energy. 118 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:49.399 We don't want that over here. We don't need that 119 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:52.839 over here. We're not tolerating that over here. Hell No. 120 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:57.279 Goop Music says, just make sure you put together. When 121 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:00.399 you meet a put together person, It's really fucking simple. 122 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:04.160 Come on, somebody one fine. Trinny Boy says, my pillows 123 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:08.160 are set and got you covered. He got satin pillows. 124 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:14.680 I guy, like, what come on, come on, come on, 125 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.800 hold on, I'm trying to score back up. Uh A 126 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:22.160 Taurus Lifestyle said, laughing emojis. Mister Bell two and five said, 127 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:25.319 wait a minute, man, listen, I'm talking about them thoughtful niggas. 128 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:27.480 All right, you don't never got to tell him he 129 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.680 got to stand on the outside on a corner or 130 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:32.519 the curb, like you don't got to do none of 131 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:39.199 these things. He's thoughtful, he's considerate, he's intentional. It's like, baby, 132 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:43.600 what bill you need? Pete? Okay, what's your barberacashyp Just 133 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:44.959 give it to me, Just give it to me, Just 134 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:46.959 give it to me. What you need? How can I 135 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:51.040 help you? What you're home? What you need? Like when 136 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:55.160 people are giving you this type of energy, it's just 137 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:57.839 like how many kids you want? Come on? Just tell 138 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:03.120 me just I'm moist okay, Like once they start putting 139 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:08.519 forth a certain type of energy, voist all right, And 140 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:12.040 before y'all start with oh, the bar is in hell, 141 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:16.399 she said, the most basic things. The bar is in hell? 142 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.680 Yeah it is, it is. And let me tell you something. 143 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:24.560 Not only is the bar in hell it's in hell 144 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:28.120 because a majority of women are settling for it, all right. 145 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.680 The bar is so low that when you run into 146 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:36.000 somebody who's being intentional, who's reciprocating, who's showing that they 147 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.960 actually like you, it makes them stay out that much more. 148 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:40.879 So I'm not mad with the bar being in hell. 149 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:44.399 I don't care. I don't care, okay, because when I 150 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:47.799 run into a man who's not nonchalant, who's being respectful, 151 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:51.480 who's showing that he's interested, who's reciprocating, who's giving for 152 00:08:51.559 --> 00:08:56.360 a head kisses, baby, here's my ovulation cycle. Just take it. 153 00:08:56.440 --> 00:09:02.440 Just fucking tell me, okay, take the mind jart now, like, 154 00:09:02.559 --> 00:09:06.519 come on, come on, like, y'all can play all that 155 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:09.399 too cool stuff you want to. But I like when 156 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:12.600 a man like me that that shit gets me going, 157 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:15.440 It gets me going. I'm not sure when we enter 158 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.600 this phase of being too cool to show affection and 159 00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:21.159 do all the right things, it ain't nothing like when 160 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:23.679 a man like you and ain't afraid to show that 161 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:29.240 he like you. That's different. That's different. What's up, katries, 162 00:09:29.519 --> 00:09:31.840 One fine treaty boy, says the bar in hell. But 163 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:35.039 that's where the party at. Not too much freaky happening 164 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.480 on the clouds stripe. The villain says, not the my chart. 165 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:42.240 Listen it, take it, take it, baby, take this my chart. 166 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:47.360 You can have it. Okay, Yes, accurate, accurate. David H. 167 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:49.840 Two four, two thousand and three. What's up, baby, cow tech? 168 00:09:49.879 --> 00:09:54.840 What's up baby? Yeah, man, it's it's different. It's different, 169 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:59.960 and avery don't like you said. Sometimes interest gets can 170 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:03.960 fused with thirst. Okay, thank you, thank you for saying that. 171 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:08.480 That's a good point, right not okay. I feel like 172 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:10.759 we have to put in a certain caveat feel and 173 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:14.080 I hate that we have to. But it's nothing like 174 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:17.919 getting that attention from a man that you actually want, right, 175 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:21.159 And we have to be clear and still on business. 176 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:24.440 When someone has given us that energy who we don't want, 177 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:27.480 we have to say no, thank you. But when you 178 00:10:27.559 --> 00:10:37.039 actually like them, it's up. Okay. Jonathan ed Lamb says, 179 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:39.639 the bar only feels like you in hell because y'all 180 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:43.039 done set it there? Who is y'all? Who the buck 181 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:47.279 is y'all? Okay? Them? Because them, they didn't set it there. 182 00:10:47.279 --> 00:10:49.360 And I said that, I said, because the majority women 183 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:52.000 are settling for that. That's why it's so in love. 184 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:55.080 Because here's the thing. Men are only going to do 185 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:58.240 what you allow. So if we have been settling for 186 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:00.679 this type of energy, that's why they are going to 187 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:03.840 give us and me. I don't want that shit. I 188 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:06.320 want it. I ain't taking it black She loved two 189 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:08.919 on five says, Fellas, make sure you are being reciprocated 190 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:13.919 if she's describing you accurate, accurate, Fellas, Fellas, this goes 191 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.360 for you too. It's nothing like a girl who acts 192 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:19.240 like she wants you all right. When y'all riding in 193 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.799 the car, she reached her arm over and start rubbing 194 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:24.519 the back of your neck. Come on, come on, she 195 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:27.639 like you. She like you, big dog, all right. Every 196 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:29.279 once in a while, she just check in and see 197 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:33.240 how you're doing good. She likes you. Okay, She put 198 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:36.000 that car down every once in a while, Like you 199 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:39.000 ain't gotta stress over too much. Like, make sure you're 200 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:41.759 getting somebody that likes you too, king all right, she 201 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:44.759 paid for a haircut, Like, make sure you're getting somebody 202 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:50.440 who likes you too. Yes, I agree, I agree. Zay 203 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:53.279 zero A says, you gotta fuck who fuck with you. 204 00:11:53.279 --> 00:12:01.120 You gotta fuck with who fuck with you? Accurate, accurate, accurate. Y'all. 205 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:04.600 Y'all acting up in these comments already. I see one 206 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:07.799 fine Trinity boy said at Avery, don't like you. DAP's 207 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:11.039 plotna don't don't start, don't start in here, don't don't 208 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:13.799 start in here. Z O eight said, had the girl 209 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:17.919 act so obsessed with me just to find out she 210 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:21.679 for the streets? Two things can be true, two things 211 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:23.399 can be true. I don't. I don't. I don't really 212 00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:25.519 want to say a A A I'm not here to 213 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:28.320 judge nobody. All I'm saying is two things can be true. Right. 214 00:12:29.960 --> 00:12:33.440 I say all that to say, you know, I feel 215 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:38.799 like when women in particular reach a certain level of maturity, 216 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:42.000 things change. You Ever heard of the phrase if you 217 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:45.240 know better, you do better. I feel like that really 218 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:50.200 applies to women, right, And it's like, once we know better, Right, 219 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:54.360 once women mature and we realize how the game is, 220 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:57.559 and you know, not even the game, I'll say, once, 221 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:02.600 once women mature and realize what being in love and 222 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:06.639 being a good partner, always being a good partner is, 223 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:10.879 we always hear the same things and this shit, really 224 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:13.799 it really gets under my skin. Oh it makes me 225 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:16.879 want to fight a nigga. Oh it makes me want 226 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:18.840 to fight a nigga. It makes me want to shut 227 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:24.279 down so bad on my top five pet peeve phrases, 228 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:30.320 y'all scrambling because that biological time clock is ticking. No, 229 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:33.600 you enjoyed your time with the futures. Now you're scrambling 230 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:36.159 because your biological time clock is ticking. You want to 231 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:38.320 get you a Russell Wilson. Now, Oh blah blah blah 232 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:46.200 blah blah, mess up my dick, Suck my dick. Okay, 233 00:13:46.679 --> 00:13:50.080 y'all always talking about, Oh, you scrambling because your biological 234 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:55.000 time clock is ticking? Sir? What is that? What you think? 235 00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:58.919 Is that? What you think? Is that? Honestly what you think? 236 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:03.679 Oh you scram because your biological time clock is ticking. Bro. No, 237 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:07.960 I'm weird as shit and I'm sick of hiding it. Okay, 238 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:11.279 Is that what you want to hear? That's what it 239 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.279 really is. Okay, y'all always talking about, Oh, y'all scrambling 240 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.559 because your biological time clock is ticking. No, bro, I'm 241 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:24.799 weird and I'm sick of hiding it. I hate it here, 242 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:29.720 I'm tired. I'm tired of this. Okay, hold on, mall, 243 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:36.440 let me turn my phone off. I'm tired of this, Okay, Jesus, Jesus, 244 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:40.759 I have had enough. Okay, I'm sick of pretending to 245 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:44.399 be normal. All right. I want to do my British accent. Okay, 246 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:46.480 did you know I had one? Okay? You know how 247 00:14:46.519 --> 00:14:50.240 many times I watch Spice World to perfect this British accent. Okay, 248 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:53.159 I need to let it out. I need to let 249 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:56.000 it out. I'll be talking about own some biological Maybe 250 00:14:56.039 --> 00:14:59.679 I'll give a fuck about these kids. I don't. I 251 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:02.759 don't care about these fucking kids. Okay. You know what 252 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:05.440 I really want to do. I want you to come 253 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:07.080 and let me hold your fingers so I can let 254 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:08.600 you feel this dent in the back of my head 255 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:14.159 I got from flipping on mattresses as a kid. Fucked 256 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:19.519 that biological time clock. Ain't nobody worry about this? Okay? 257 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:21.799 You know how much strength it takes to pretend to 258 00:15:21.840 --> 00:15:25.240 be normal day in and day out. Okay, and I 259 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:27.279 haven't been doing a good job lately. I'mna be real. Chi, 260 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:36.799 she'd just been oozing out, oozing out shuh bloody hell Okay, okay, okay, 261 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:42.000 like bruh, come on, come on, like I'm tired of it. 262 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:47.120 Tommy Figure said, sick work. Timmy and Figure said, come 263 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:54.360 feel my flat spot, baby brouh, Yeah, yeah, come feel 264 00:15:54.360 --> 00:16:02.799 my flat spot. Yeah that's real, that's real. Huh what literally? 265 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:09.480 Adam and And said, let it out one fine Trinny boy said, babes, 266 00:16:09.480 --> 00:16:11.720 I knew you was a weirdo when you busted cartwheels 267 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:20.559 on my people. Oh man, that sucks. Listen, Bike Life says, 268 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:22.919 so stop pretending you might find your weird though y'all 269 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:27.519 talking about. So stop pretending. Okay, I can't. I'm too 270 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:30.519 weird to let a nigga know how weird I am. 271 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:33.360 Like I've learned, the secret is to not let him 272 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:34.919 know how weird you are till it's too late for 273 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:37.559 them to let you go. Okay, So you gotta keep 274 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:39.679 it heady because if you let off the weard in front, 275 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:45.600 they gonna run. Speaking from experience, it's not gonna work. 276 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:49.879 Like bruh. You here you go thinking you got you 277 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:52.320 a bad bitch. You know what I do on Friday nights, 278 00:16:52.919 --> 00:16:55.960 I'm not at the club. I'm at home practicing my 279 00:16:56.120 --> 00:17:06.160 wwe entrance. Baby baby stone, cold glass fucking shatter. Okay, 280 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:09.000 that's what I'm on, all right, I'm practicing my walk 281 00:17:09.039 --> 00:17:12.759 down to the fucking ring. It's not a game, all right, 282 00:17:13.279 --> 00:17:17.160 I'm not I'm not. Marlby Lane says I need a 283 00:17:17.160 --> 00:17:22.319 girlfriend slash wife on that emergency content list. Trust Underscore 284 00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:27.640 Lifestyle says, just gotta match the weird. Yes, yes, Tommy 285 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:30.720 him Figure says facts can't hide none of that goofy shit. 286 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:36.400 Jonathan at Lamb says, it ain't just hurt everybody pretending 287 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:39.480 bruh tygrind said, do you know how hard it is? Not? 288 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:45.519 Act like an alien? I fucking crying. I'm crying. Tommy 289 00:17:45.599 --> 00:17:52.319 he Figure said, big sho leatard and all Ah, I'm screaming. 290 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:54.960 One fine tritty boy said, I will build a stroke 291 00:17:55.079 --> 00:18:02.839 light for your WWE entrance. Thank you. I'm crying. Go 292 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:06.079 Off Legacy says, what's your WWE special move? I'm not 293 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:09.480 gonna hold y'all. Growing up, I always wanted to be 294 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.400 a hardy boy. Wanted to hit a nigga from the 295 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:14.400 top rope. Okay, I never wanted to be Leita. I 296 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:18.880 always wanted to be specifically a hardy boy, just a 297 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:23.000 hardy boy. No. I wanted to wear the long sleeves. 298 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:27.880 I wonder where the sleeve bands. Okay, and hit a 299 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:30.359 nigga from the top rope. Okay, that's all I wanted 300 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:33.680 to do, all I wanted to do. Tommy him Figger 301 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:36.440 says at King ed the Great Big Show theme song. 302 00:18:36.519 --> 00:18:41.720 Come on, what's up? Johnny bike Life says high Flying 303 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:45.519 you already know, you already know, like and the fact 304 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.200 that you know lets me know. I found my tribe. Okay, 305 00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:50.680 I found my tribe and that's why I love y'all 306 00:18:50.680 --> 00:18:54.279 for real. The one Ah six ' nine says, throw 307 00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:58.559 the table off the top rope. I'm crying. I Rob 308 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:00.960 eight on one says them boys can barely walk now, 309 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:06.160 doesn't matter. It was entertaining. They serve their purpose. They 310 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:11.160 serve their purpose, okay, bruh, yeah yeah man. It's just 311 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:15.680 it's certain things that like I be really penting up 312 00:19:15.720 --> 00:19:19.720 because I'm trying to. I don't want to say yeah 313 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:25.079 yeah yo, I'm crying. I really be like trying to. 314 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:28.839 I have to hold back on doing certain things like baby, 315 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:31.279 you don't even know. I got this lingerie on, but 316 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:34.240 I want to do the hiltoe in the lingerie, like 317 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:37.200 I every time we have a conversation. I want to 318 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.000 just recite a random movie line. Okay, what do you 319 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:43.160 mean you people like I want, I want to do 320 00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:45.319 these things, but I know that I got a baby 321 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.920 step people into it. Okay, so that biological time clock 322 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:54.599 ain't ticking. The inner weirdo is ticking, honestly, like it's 323 00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:58.279 other stuff. Tommy hum Figure says, choke slam a niggas 324 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:02.640 Stormy Kane. I'm crying. I am crying, but it's like, Yo, 325 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:10.039 I'm sick of pretending stonek Old p Austin is crazy. Yes, though, 326 00:20:10.119 --> 00:20:13.039 like I'm sick of pretending. Come over here, let me 327 00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:17.480 show you what a weirdo do. It's fine, you're gonna 328 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:22.279 love it here. So as I'm realizing, I want somebody 329 00:20:22.359 --> 00:20:24.759 that I can let my guard down with, because that's 330 00:20:24.759 --> 00:20:26.599 what it really is, you know, I want somebody I 331 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:29.759 can let my guard down with. And as I'm realizing that, 332 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:32.920 I said to myself, I had to really get a 333 00:20:32.960 --> 00:20:35.680 good idea of who I want to let my guard 334 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:40.480 down for. And knuckola one, y'all. I made a list. 335 00:20:40.839 --> 00:20:43.079 I made a list, and I think you should too. 336 00:20:43.319 --> 00:20:47.000 And I'm gonna tell you why. I made a list 337 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:49.039 of what I want my partner to be, and I 338 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:53.920 feel like you should too. And here's why, Right, you 339 00:20:53.960 --> 00:21:00.200 ever go to the market with no list. Okay, you 340 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:08.960 ever go to the market with no list, it just vibes, baby, baby, baby, 341 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:12.599 you want to come back with some hot pockets, a 342 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.079 can of to the fish, and a bag of spinach 343 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.359 that's gonna sit and refrigerator till it get moldy. You 344 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:22.880 can't work with that, baby baby. You can't do shit 345 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:25.160 with that, all right. You can't make a meal with that. 346 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:29.279 And that's exactly how it is when it comes to dating, 347 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:32.319 all right. If you don't have a list of what 348 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:36.799 you're looking for, what your deal breakers are, you're not negotiables. 349 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.519 You gonna end up with the same thing, a person 350 00:21:40.599 --> 00:21:42.920 you can't do nothing with. You can't make a meal 351 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:46.119 out of this person. They can't be soul food. So 352 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:50.000 this is why I'm saying, we need to have a list, 353 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:54.720 all right. And it's like, I'm not gonna get into 354 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:58.599 the whole manifesting conversation because you know, to each its own, 355 00:21:59.079 --> 00:22:03.400 but they're definitely is significance and thinking of what you want, 356 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:06.160 expressing what you want and putting it down on paper. 357 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:09.279 On no pad in your phone, Like it makes a difference. 358 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.839 You know what you're looking for. You're not out here 359 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:14.720 just taking anything that comes your way. So I feel 360 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:19.079 like we all should make a list, right, So honestly, 361 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:24.359 once you sit down and get your goals out into 362 00:22:24.359 --> 00:22:27.000 the universe, you open your arms for those things to 363 00:22:27.039 --> 00:22:31.640 come back to you, right, and it just makes it 364 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:35.400 that much easier to obtain. So what's on your list? Right? 365 00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:38.400 Avery don't like you says, Yes, that's a recipe for 366 00:22:38.440 --> 00:22:43.759 a disaster. M and Mitch nine on the score five says, 367 00:22:43.839 --> 00:22:48.000 I bet she got WrestleMania on her bucket list. So 368 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:54.559 favorite Nomic says double cheeked up with a lightsaber and 369 00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:59.359 is and is okay. Shout out to Urban Force PHL 370 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:03.559 by the way, one fine Trinny Boy says at Jade 371 00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:06.559 and Moto, she hitting you with the diamond cutter on 372 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:11.000 a couch. Tommy him Figure says at women don't fart, 373 00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:19.359 they pooty poot that's what you think, that's what you think. Well, 374 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.079 as a woman, I want to let you know women 375 00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:23.640 do not pooty poop. They actually shark if you get 376 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:26.559 the right one. Okay, not me, not me, not me, 377 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:31.000 not me, not me, but I agree. The batterer she is, 378 00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:34.160 the louder she farts, and the louder she snores. I 379 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:40.119 promise you, I promise you, promise you. Favorite Nomic says, 380 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:41.960 just don't put my head under the covers when you 381 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.599 do it. No, baby, you're gonna get this Dutch oven 382 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.119 for sure. What the fuck are you talking about? Like 383 00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:48.960 you want to be here or not? Jesus one, fine 384 00:23:49.079 --> 00:23:55.200 triny boy says, she drinks beer. She definitely farts, y'all. 385 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:57.319 Don't gotta do me like that. I thought we were friends, 386 00:23:57.359 --> 00:23:59.559 and sometimes it be seeming like we're not friends. Guys 387 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:03.440 most speaks is I know this is random as fuck, 388 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:05.759 but I was watching goof Troop and I swear to god, 389 00:24:05.799 --> 00:24:09.799 you favorite a mama that lives next door. That's so funny. 390 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:11.400 One of my friends that I went to like elementary 391 00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:13.279 school with, I still call him goof Troops to this day. 392 00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:16.680 That's hilarious. But she was fine, so I don't mind. 393 00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:20.640 But she said I no, he said, I look like 394 00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:23.599 the mom and goof Troops next door. Okay, you know what, 395 00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:29.119 Bike Life says, no, no, no, no, no. Two different conversations. 396 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:30.960 The brain be braining. I don't know what y'all wanted 397 00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:33.440 to say. Bike Life says, as long as she don't 398 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:37.200 snore louder than me, she I snore like the fucking 399 00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:40.200 sixty ninth Street train making all stops. If you live 400 00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:44.480 in Philly, you know what that means. Okay, Ah dave 401 00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:46.960