Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,
hula hoops and pac Man video games.
Speaker 1: Don't you see? People today have attention spans that can
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with a lot of like hello, yes, yes, yes, yes,
it is party time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello,
my loyal minions. It is good to see you. It
is always good to be seeing. My name is Lizzy Presley.
I'm the host of the program called Another FM podcast.
Good day, Good day to you, good day to the
all the listeners out in podcast land, and a very
special good day to all my patreon folks over at
patreon dot com slash Realizzy Presley, who are getting this
show on Monday night. And I've thought about It's like
why I think I owe those guys a Patreon only show.
But I have a lot to say and I'm probably
going to alienate a couple of those folks with this show.
But you know it's the topic will never always suffice everybody,
so to speak, But this is going to be the
weekly show, and the Patreon folks will get a couple
more shows this week just for them, So if you
want to hear those shows, it's very very easy. Patreon
dot com slash Realizzy Presley. It's only five dollars a month,
less than a cup of coffee. Let's not a beer.
It's lessen a bear. Well, especially here in Vegas, it's
less than a beer. Like most places are like seven dollars.
And if you go on the strip, a like eleven
for a fucking bottle of beer. So dumb, so dumb.
Bud light eleven dollars. Huh okay, Yeah, shot a yag
nineteen dollars. Shot a yagermeister, nineteen dollars. You can get
a bottle for that. Yeah, nineteen dollars. So dumb. Oh,
speaking of beer in the words my close personal friends
the hotel Steve Austin, Ah, God, I love beer. God,
I love drinking beer, especially after the weekend that I
had as a lot of you know, I was on
death's doorstep. Well dramatically speaking, I was in bed for
three days. It hit me on Friday. I was out,
I was done. I was in bed from about one
o'clock on Friday, and I got up and tried to
work on Saturday. Realized I was not out of the woods.
So I came home and watched WrestleMania. While definitely ill.
Should have been sleeping. We'll get into that. That's really
where we're talking. This evening, I went to bed again,
I slept, got up Easter morning. All right, power through it,
let's do this. I gotta work. I gotta make money.
I'm two days without making money. I gotta work. Well,
all right, back to bed. Finally broke it Sunday. God,
I want to say Sunday afternoon. I think I sweated
it all out. I have no idea what it was.
Fucking walking pneumonia. I'm still not one hundred percent. I'm
still probably about this point. Woke up feeling good this morning,
had a couple flashes, took some more drugs, probably about
ninety one percent. Though I was able to comfortably watch
the hockey game last night, that pathetic display of a
hockey game that the Wild lost to Disney on ice
Golden Knights, and I was able to eat. I was
able to eat because I had not eaten anything solid
since Friday, and the only thing I ate on Friday
was a cupcake had a shot at Yanagermeister. That plays
into the story. Yeah, I don't know what it was.
I don't know what it is. I don't know if
it's COVID because I'm not one of those that's just
gonna go randomly test for COVID because why it's not
like I can do anything about it if I have it,
and as we know now, it doesn't fucking matter. You're
gonna get it or you're not gonna get it. I
don't know if it's walking pneumonia. I don't know if
it's full blown AIDS. But you have to have sex
to be able to get full blown AIDS, so we
know it's not full blown AIDS. Plus, you know probably
have to have sex with a dude, and I'm not
gonna do that. No reason for me to do that.
I'm not into cock. So yeah, I don't know what
the fuck it is. I I'm breathing, I'm here, I'm ready.
I got shit coming up this month or next month.
No cell check live this month, but next month they're
gonna be Minnesota May tenth, playing the Press Bar Reunion show.
So if you're going to be in the Saint Cloud
area over Mother's Day weekend, come on down to this
press bar reunion show at the Red Carpet. I'm hosting
it because I worked at the Press for five years,
five and a half years something like that, and I
was a drunk there. I started out I think my
twenty first birthday after midnight. That was the first bar.
Everyone too. It was a fucking press bar and parlor.
And so that bar is near and dear to me.
Was near and dear to me. It'll always be near
and dear to me. So I'm hosting the events. Slow
Children is playing. We're having a Passion reunion. Who haven't
played his Passion in thirty years. We're doing a Slave
Raider jam. No members of Slave Raider, but like a
bunch of us are gonna play Slaver Raider songs and
that's gonna be fucking cool. And then ac is playing
because I'm hosting it, so why not let me do it.
I'm gonna do it because you know might as well,
you know, as he's back, and I told you so that.
And at the end of May May thirty, first June,
first June second at the Silverton Casino. It is the
Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. Check it out Las Vegas
Guitar Trade Show dot com. It's too you can it's
cheap and you can buy shit and you get to
come to Vegas. This it's not like NAM. Granted it's
a fraction of the size of NAM. NAM has a
drum room the size of fucking Mandalay Bay. There's no
reason for that, so dumb fucking drummers. But but no,
come hang, it's small. You can buy stuff. They're like
the Rock Gods Hall of Fame is happening. I'm hosting
that they haven't announced, like who's playing and all that stuff,
like the concerts and stuff. You get VIP you go
to the concerts for free. I mean you should do that.
I highly suggest it. Check it out Las Vegas Guitar
Trade Show dot com. If you're a vendor, hit that
up too, because you can actually sell stuff there. You
could buy something there and walk out with it. I'm like,
nahm where he goes, Oh that that's good. Call me
in a week Hell no, fuck no, I want to
buy it now, Hell yeah fuck yeah. So yeah, that's
what's going on. So I did want to give you
guys shows this weekend. But of course. You know, I
was on my deathbed. You know, it's bad, and I
didn't want to eat or drink beer. I had no appetite.
I shit the bed all liquid, you know, because that
makes it better. So yeah, that's awesome. I had to
wash my sheets information you did not need to know.
But that's how glorious my weekend was. Oh and then
my Chuck Taylor showed up. I treated myself. I got
a are those those Chuck Taylors, the hike ones, you
know with the thicker soles and the stuff on the bottom,
because like they're supposed to be like walking on air, Yeah,
they're too small. They're only like seventy dollars, which I
know is ridiculous for Chuck Taylor's because we know what
Chuck Taylors used to cost. Seventy dollars, but they're supposed
to be one hundred and ten. So I got a
fucking great deal. Like, all right, I have a little
room in my card. I'm gonna treat myself. I haven't
bought a new pair of shoes for myself in a
long time, like actual shoes, not like water shoes. So
I'm like, fucking I'm gonna get these. I heard they're
fucking great. I got them and I wore them, but
they were too tight, so I had to fucking send
them back like a sad, fat guy. And they don't
have elevens available, well, at least from the store of
I was trying to get them from for seventy dollars,
so dumb. So yeah, so I wore them and so yeah.
I worked half the day on Friday. This is this
is this is when the when this was starting to
hit me. I work half the day on Friday. I
stop home, like sweet my Chuck Taylor's, and I put
it on my Chucks. I'm like, ah, they're fucking tight.
Oh well, it's slows slow slow Right now, I'm gonna
go to the bar. They're having this little Easter thing
at the bar. I'll go down and I'll say, Hi,
I'm not feeling great. I go there. I have one
beer sucked down, a long dart, put twenty in the
machine because it's at the bar. Lost that shocking, I know,
but it was the Easter thing. So Tiffany the bartender,
Tiffer Rudy, it's at the Blue Ox. Brand Lisha will
go to the Blue Ox next time you're here, channa
be a little fucking easter thing. I'm like, oh cool,
that's nice easter candy whatever, and a cupcake. Hence what
I ate on Friday. You know, Oh my my god,
I'm just not feeling good. I should take a nap.
And then I looked at this little easter pouch she
gave me, and what is in that little easter pouch
One of those mini airplane bottles of Yaggermeister. And I thought,
you know what, yaggermeister has medicinal purposes. I am going
to drink some Yaggermeister and take a nap, and I
am going to be glorious. Well, the Yager mister helped it,
actually did. I mean, people say it tastes like cough syrup.
As you can see, I'm not totally one. You can
hear me sniffling. I'm fine. I'm fine ninety one percent
ninety one percent, not four to six ninety one percent.
But I took the nap and then I was like,
ah fuck, I don't want to get up, and there
I did. I slept until Saturday morning, pretty much. Get up,
ship myself, go to work, don't feel good, come back home,
straight to bed, ship the bed and then yeah, you know,
you know it goes. So that's what happened. That's my
fucking weekend. I missed the moby Dicks. Is that what
they're called, the moby Dicks? Whatever? The Zeppelin tribute that
Tissi's in Stony was playing on Friday night. I wanted
to go see him. All this fucking wrestling shit going
on in town. I didn't get to go, pretend like
I knew anybody. I texted some cold goddamn I know
you're coming to town. I'm sure you take care of
but you know you need anything, give me a text.
I got youa rides, anything, let me know. He texted
me back two thumbs up. Thankfully he didn't reach out
because I was dying of aids, not full blown, just
you know, half hard, half hard aids. So I missed
all the all the cool wrestling shit that was going on,
and not even WrestleMania. I didn't even want to go
to WrestleMania. I mean, the events have they mean nothing
to me anymore. And that's kind of the gist of
this show. This is the gist of why I need
to do this show tonight and why I need to
make this one a public show that you guys are
getting tonight the Patreon folks at is nine twenty two
pm Pacific Standard time right now, and you'll get that tonight,
and then the rest of the world will get this
on Wednesday with the ads, because you guys get an
ad free because you shouldn't have to listen to ads.
You're paying to hear the show. You shouldn't have to
listen to ads'd be it'd be so dumb. But so Saturday, Yeah,
I did get up on Saturday. I didn't sleep all
the way through the night, so I came home, I
took a nap, I got up, and I'm like, you
know what fucking WrestleManias on? I have peacock, you know,
because for the important reason of having peacock days of
our lives, you know, guy shit like, god fucking I
want to watch to see I'm punk match. I haven't
sat through a fucking WRESTLEMNNY in a long time. I
watched it a little bit that year that Stone Cold
came back in a little bit, the COVID year when
it was all like pre taped weird, and I'm watching
this thing and it fucking hit me. I realized it.
Not I'm too old for this, but it's an old
man thing. And I'm finding this in a lot of
aspects of my life. And I'm pounding my index finger,
my pointer finger or whatever finger that the first finger
on my desk, and you can hear that as I'm talking.
That proves that I'm serious. I'm finding this as a
fifty two year old. I don't know if it's if
it's I've outgrown something or I'm just over it. And
I don't think it's outgrown. I think it's more over
it because if I was, if I if I outgrew it,
I still wouldn't have a love for what I used
to love if I was. Or is that how it works,
or if you're over it you don't care about any
of it anymore. I'm so confused. Whichever one of the
things that that is that I'm trying to describe right now,
that's what it is. I don't care about the new
shit anymore. Even the match, the CM Punk matches, I
actually cared about seeing It was cool to see him,
but the whole, the whole production, and and hold on,
it is warm in here. You're going to hear the
air conditioning. Kick on, some bitch is gonna yell at
me for touching the fucking air conditioning. Bear with me,
hold on, hold.
Speaker 3: On, Jesus cross it was here over the window. Comdamn
pussy settled down on some bitch.
Speaker 1: Mh. See what I gotta deal with? See what I
gotta live with? Grocery store gal doesn't say ship Jesus
there laughing? Did anybody find that app See what she
actually looks like. I'm still waiting. So whatever I'm trying
to express to you is I still have a love
for this is and this is actually how I feel.
Like I said, it's the old man thing now, It's
how I feel about a lot of things. Kiss Kiss,
It's how I feel about kiss. I am forever a
kiss TRD. Do I care anything about what's happened since
twenty twelve, No, not at all. Star Wars. I have
the memories. I have everything that I need and everything
that I love. It's there. I don't need anymore. I'm done.
I'm done unless you do something to impress me. And
that's with anything. Kiss can still impress me. Star Wars
can still impress me, Baseball can still impress me. That's
a whole nother show I have, Oh do I have
to vent about baseball? And baseball is one of my
true loves. But it came to me as I'm watching
WrestleMania that I do not need to watch New Professional
wrestling anymore because it is now what I hate. It
is sports entertainment. Meant, it is such a production and
I know, look, I know the one that Jericho's in
isn't as over the top production wise, but that's what
people expect now. And I guess TNA, I mean, I
guess I could try watching TNA. I want something like well,
I guess NWA is the one to watch. That would
be the one to watch because it's supposed to be
like that it used to be. But I have to
learn new wrestlers still old for this shit. It's it's
too okay WWE and Brad, I know you're fucking yelling
at me, going, oh, fuck you, it's still good. You're
watching all the time. It's good.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's.
Speaker 1: Good, fucking Packer fans. I swear to God, I'll turn
that some bitch on you. It's still produced, and especially
it happens every year and all of the big matches
it's false finish, false finish, false finish, and it's all
finishing moves that back in the day, you hit a
finishing move, it was over. Nobody kicks out except for
Hogan because Hogan had to haulk up and win. If
anybody else hit a finishing move, that match was over
because that's the finishing move. You get hit with Jake
the snakes, DDT, it's over. You get hit with Hogan's
leg drop, it's over. Now they hit the finisher sometimes
six seven times in a match, and they still kick out.
Speaker 3: So dumb.
Speaker 1: If it happens every once in a while for oohs
and ahs and effect, that's fine. But now instead of
expecting the three count, you're expecting them to kick out
at the last second. It's so dumb. And I just
just just bring me back to a smoky arena with
ring announcers. That sounded like an old man. I get it.
I'm old. It's too perfect. And the women's matches now,
I'm probably gonna get some fucking hate for this, but
I'm sorry, this needs to be said. Are they great athletes? Absolutely?
Is Charlotte Flair one of the most beautiful women on
the face of this earth. Oh hell yeah, you didn't
hear me, grocery store gal. But I figured out why
I have a problem watching the women's matches. Now, brace yourself.
This isn't a sexist thing. This isn't that Oh they
just can't do it because they're girls. No, no, no, no,
no no, they perform fine, Kiggy. This is the difference
between the guys matches and the girls matches. The girls
move slower than the guys. Okay, imagine watching an NHL
game and then going to watch a college hockey game.
We're talking NHL playoffs, mid season college hockey game. All
phenomenal players, all phenomenal players, all phenomenal players, all phenomenal prayers.
There is a speed difference. What does that mean in
wrestling terms? When it's slow and it's not that drastically slower,
it's not like watching me trying to run a mile,
which would take three days. It's not that drastically slower.
It's just slow enough that it looks choreographed, that it
looks like choreographed gymnastics. Now, hold on, hold that rage.
I cannot do what those girls do. I'm not saying that,
not saying that. It's just the slight difference in speed
takes away from the art of it, because the art
of professional wrestling is making it look real, is making
you believe. There's a whole process. If you're paying, it's
still paying attention. There's a whole process for professional wrestling
of making you believe. It's the sites, it's the sounds,
it's the feel, and there's just something about it for
me personally. Now, you could disagree with me, and I
may be wrong to you. I may be right to Minnie.
I may be wrong to Minnie. I'm just saying my
personal opinion. And this is no shot at the girls whatsoever,
because again, they can and I'll kick my ass in
a shoot.
Speaker 2: Or in a work and I would let them, but
I would not have to let them because they could.
Speaker 1: It's it's just God, I hate saying it. I hate
saying it. It looks fake. I said it. It looks fake,
and yes, I get it, it's professional wrestling, but it's not.
It's sports entertainment. It is officially, and it has been
for years. I've been trying to ignore it for all
those years because I the goddamn term it's sports entertainment
and I am not a fan of sports entertainment. I
am a fan of professional wrestling. Maybe I need to
look into TNA. Maybe I look need to look into
the uh uh uh that one that Billy Corgan owns,
that Tyros was champion for the nw A. Maybe I
have to look into w A. Maybe that's what I'm
missing in my professional wrestling world. I don't want to
go to the hardcore extreme shit because that just does
nothing for me. There was aspects of ECW that I loved.
I love the crowd, I love the wrestling matches because
those were professional wrestling matches. And another thing, it's all
fucking high spots. Now it's just spot after spot after spot.
You're not telling me a story, which I know is
ridiculous to say, but those wrestling geeks get that. Maybe
I just need to live in the past. That's what
us old fuckers do best, right, live in the past.
There is no tomorrow. There is no tomorrow. There is
no tomorrow. But I will forever have Bochwakeloone Hogan nineteen
eighty four on that YouTube. I will forever have bockwakel
and Heat and doing those interviews in Awa. I will
forever have I of Holland Nash showing up on Nitro
when the beginnings of the nWo. I will forever have
my close proof personal friends Stone called Steve Austin doing
what Stone called Steve Austin does. Man, that shit is
thirty years ago, Holy fuck, almost thirty less. About twenty five.
Between twenty five and thirty years ago is when that
shit was white hot Jesus Christ. That's it. I'm old, world,
We're old. We are old. The last time wrestling meant
something really to me, fuck ten years ago. It's about it.
It's about a bit about ten years since I've really cared. Wow,
we're old. All right, that's it. That's what I got
for today. Hold on, that's right. This is a public show,
so I have to put in the outro music We're old.
I'm sorry, man, I I We're just old. This world
has passed us by. Well let's pass me by at least.
So Uh. That's it, man, that's that's a show for
I'll probably give We'll get you guys on the Patreon
at least two more shows this week, and we'll probably
do a second show for the for the fine folks
all over the world. Maybe squeeze an interview in I
should probably do one of those. I haven't done one
of those in a little while. You know, I can't
make this all about me being the narcissistic prick that
I am, But hit up all the socials. Realzz He Presley, Twitter, Ansagram, Facebook,
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who knows. Maybe I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye bye,