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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,

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hula hoops and pac Man video games.

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Speaker 1: Don't you see? People today have attention spans that can

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only be measured in namos, seconds, old legends, and they

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just do great black legend and an Adam work from

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with a lot of like hello, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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it is party time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello,

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my loyal minions. It is good to see you. It

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is always good to be seeing. My name is Lizzy Presley.

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I'm the host of the program called Another FM podcast.

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Good day, Good day to you, good day to the

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all the listeners out in podcast land, and a very

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special good day to all my patreon folks over at

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patreon dot com slash Realizzy Presley, who are getting this

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show on Monday night. And I've thought about It's like

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why I think I owe those guys a Patreon only show.

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But I have a lot to say and I'm probably

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going to alienate a couple of those folks with this show.

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But you know it's the topic will never always suffice everybody,

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so to speak, But this is going to be the

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weekly show, and the Patreon folks will get a couple

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more shows this week just for them, So if you

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want to hear those shows, it's very very easy. Patreon

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dot com slash Realizzy Presley. It's only five dollars a month,

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less than a cup of coffee. Let's not a beer.

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It's lessen a bear. Well, especially here in Vegas, it's

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less than a beer. Like most places are like seven dollars.

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And if you go on the strip, a like eleven

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for a fucking bottle of beer. So dumb, so dumb.

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Bud light eleven dollars. Huh okay, Yeah, shot a yag

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nineteen dollars. Shot a yagermeister, nineteen dollars. You can get

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a bottle for that. Yeah, nineteen dollars. So dumb. Oh,

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speaking of beer in the words my close personal friends

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the hotel Steve Austin, Ah, God, I love beer. God,

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I love drinking beer, especially after the weekend that I

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had as a lot of you know, I was on

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death's doorstep. Well dramatically speaking, I was in bed for

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three days. It hit me on Friday. I was out,

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I was done. I was in bed from about one

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o'clock on Friday, and I got up and tried to

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work on Saturday. Realized I was not out of the woods.

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So I came home and watched WrestleMania. While definitely ill.

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Should have been sleeping. We'll get into that. That's really

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where we're talking. This evening, I went to bed again,

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I slept, got up Easter morning. All right, power through it,

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let's do this. I gotta work. I gotta make money.

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I'm two days without making money. I gotta work. Well,

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all right, back to bed. Finally broke it Sunday. God,

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I want to say Sunday afternoon. I think I sweated

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it all out. I have no idea what it was.

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Fucking walking pneumonia. I'm still not one hundred percent. I'm

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still probably about this point. Woke up feeling good this morning,

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had a couple flashes, took some more drugs, probably about

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ninety one percent. Though I was able to comfortably watch

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the hockey game last night, that pathetic display of a

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hockey game that the Wild lost to Disney on ice

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Golden Knights, and I was able to eat. I was

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able to eat because I had not eaten anything solid

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since Friday, and the only thing I ate on Friday

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was a cupcake had a shot at Yanagermeister. That plays

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into the story. Yeah, I don't know what it was.

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I don't know what it is. I don't know if

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it's COVID because I'm not one of those that's just

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gonna go randomly test for COVID because why it's not

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like I can do anything about it if I have it,

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and as we know now, it doesn't fucking matter. You're

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gonna get it or you're not gonna get it. I

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don't know if it's walking pneumonia. I don't know if

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it's full blown AIDS. But you have to have sex

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to be able to get full blown AIDS, so we

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know it's not full blown AIDS. Plus, you know probably

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have to have sex with a dude, and I'm not

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gonna do that. No reason for me to do that.

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I'm not into cock. So yeah, I don't know what

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the fuck it is. I I'm breathing, I'm here, I'm ready.

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I got shit coming up this month or next month.

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No cell check live this month, but next month they're

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gonna be Minnesota May tenth, playing the Press Bar Reunion show.

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So if you're going to be in the Saint Cloud

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area over Mother's Day weekend, come on down to this

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press bar reunion show at the Red Carpet. I'm hosting

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it because I worked at the Press for five years,

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five and a half years something like that, and I

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was a drunk there. I started out I think my

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twenty first birthday after midnight. That was the first bar.

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Everyone too. It was a fucking press bar and parlor.

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And so that bar is near and dear to me.

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and dear to me. So I'm hosting the events. Slow

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Children is playing. We're having a Passion reunion. Who haven't

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played his Passion in thirty years. We're doing a Slave

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Raider jam. No members of Slave Raider, but like a

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bunch of us are gonna play Slaver Raider songs and

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that's gonna be fucking cool. And then ac is playing

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because I'm hosting it, so why not let me do it.

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I'm gonna do it because you know might as well,

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you know, as he's back, and I told you so that.

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And at the end of May May thirty, first June,

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first June second at the Silverton Casino. It is the

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Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. Check it out Las Vegas

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Guitar Trade Show dot com. It's too you can it's

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cheap and you can buy shit and you get to

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come to Vegas. This it's not like NAM. Granted it's

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a fraction of the size of NAM. NAM has a

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drum room the size of fucking Mandalay Bay. There's no

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reason for that, so dumb fucking drummers. But but no,

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come hang, it's small. You can buy stuff. They're like

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the Rock Gods Hall of Fame is happening. I'm hosting

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that they haven't announced, like who's playing and all that stuff,

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like the concerts and stuff. You get VIP you go

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to the concerts for free. I mean you should do that.

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I highly suggest it. Check it out Las Vegas Guitar

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Trade Show dot com. If you're a vendor, hit that

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up too, because you can actually sell stuff there. You

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could buy something there and walk out with it. I'm like,

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nahm where he goes, Oh that that's good. Call me

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in a week Hell no, fuck no, I want to

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buy it now, Hell yeah fuck yeah. So yeah, that's

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what's going on. So I did want to give you

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guys shows this weekend. But of course. You know, I

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was on my deathbed. You know, it's bad, and I

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didn't want to eat or drink beer. I had no appetite.

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I shit the bed all liquid, you know, because that

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makes it better. So yeah, that's awesome. I had to

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wash my sheets information you did not need to know.

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But that's how glorious my weekend was. Oh and then

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my Chuck Taylor showed up. I treated myself. I got

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a are those those Chuck Taylors, the hike ones, you

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know with the thicker soles and the stuff on the bottom,

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because like they're supposed to be like walking on air, Yeah,

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they're too small. They're only like seventy dollars, which I

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know is ridiculous for Chuck Taylor's because we know what

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Chuck Taylors used to cost. Seventy dollars, but they're supposed

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to be one hundred and ten. So I got a

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fucking great deal. Like, all right, I have a little

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room in my card. I'm gonna treat myself. I haven't

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bought a new pair of shoes for myself in a

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long time, like actual shoes, not like water shoes. So

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I'm like, fucking I'm gonna get these. I heard they're

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fucking great. I got them and I wore them, but

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they were too tight, so I had to fucking send

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them back like a sad, fat guy. And they don't

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have elevens available, well, at least from the store of

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I was trying to get them from for seventy dollars,

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so dumb. So yeah, so I wore them and so yeah.

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I worked half the day on Friday. This is this

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is this is when the when this was starting to

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hit me. I work half the day on Friday. I

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stop home, like sweet my Chuck Taylor's, and I put

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it on my Chucks. I'm like, ah, they're fucking tight.

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Oh well, it's slows slow slow Right now, I'm gonna

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go to the bar. They're having this little Easter thing

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at the bar. I'll go down and I'll say, Hi,

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I'm not feeling great. I go there. I have one

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beer sucked down, a long dart, put twenty in the

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machine because it's at the bar. Lost that shocking, I know,

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but it was the Easter thing. So Tiffany the bartender,

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Tiffer Rudy, it's at the Blue Ox. Brand Lisha will

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go to the Blue Ox next time you're here, channa

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be a little fucking easter thing. I'm like, oh cool,

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that's nice easter candy whatever, and a cupcake. Hence what

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I ate on Friday. You know, Oh my my god,

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I'm just not feeling good. I should take a nap.

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And then I looked at this little easter pouch she

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gave me, and what is in that little easter pouch

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One of those mini airplane bottles of Yaggermeister. And I thought,

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you know what, yaggermeister has medicinal purposes. I am going

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to drink some Yaggermeister and take a nap, and I

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am going to be glorious. Well, the Yager mister helped it,

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actually did. I mean, people say it tastes like cough syrup.

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As you can see, I'm not totally one. You can

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hear me sniffling. I'm fine. I'm fine ninety one percent

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ninety one percent, not four to six ninety one percent.

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But I took the nap and then I was like,

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ah fuck, I don't want to get up, and there

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I did. I slept until Saturday morning, pretty much. Get up,

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ship myself, go to work, don't feel good, come back home,

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straight to bed, ship the bed and then yeah, you know,

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you know it goes. So that's what happened. That's my

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fucking weekend. I missed the moby Dicks. Is that what

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they're called, the moby Dicks? Whatever? The Zeppelin tribute that

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Tissi's in Stony was playing on Friday night. I wanted

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to go see him. All this fucking wrestling shit going

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on in town. I didn't get to go, pretend like

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I knew anybody. I texted some cold goddamn I know

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you're coming to town. I'm sure you take care of

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but you know you need anything, give me a text.

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I got youa rides, anything, let me know. He texted

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me back two thumbs up. Thankfully he didn't reach out

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because I was dying of aids, not full blown, just

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you know, half hard, half hard aids. So I missed

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all the all the cool wrestling shit that was going on,

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and not even WrestleMania. I didn't even want to go

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to WrestleMania. I mean, the events have they mean nothing

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to me anymore. And that's kind of the gist of

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this show. This is the gist of why I need

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to do this show tonight and why I need to

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make this one a public show that you guys are

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getting tonight the Patreon folks at is nine twenty two

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pm Pacific Standard time right now, and you'll get that tonight,

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and then the rest of the world will get this

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on Wednesday with the ads, because you guys get an

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ad free because you shouldn't have to listen to ads.

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You're paying to hear the show. You shouldn't have to

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listen to ads'd be it'd be so dumb. But so Saturday, Yeah,

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I did get up on Saturday. I didn't sleep all

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the way through the night, so I came home, I

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took a nap, I got up, and I'm like, you

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know what fucking WrestleManias on? I have peacock, you know,

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because for the important reason of having peacock days of

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our lives, you know, guy shit like, god fucking I

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want to watch to see I'm punk match. I haven't

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sat through a fucking WRESTLEMNNY in a long time. I

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watched it a little bit that year that Stone Cold

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came back in a little bit, the COVID year when

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it was all like pre taped weird, and I'm watching

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this thing and it fucking hit me. I realized it.

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Not I'm too old for this, but it's an old

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man thing. And I'm finding this in a lot of

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aspects of my life. And I'm pounding my index finger,

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my pointer finger or whatever finger that the first finger

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on my desk, and you can hear that as I'm talking.

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That proves that I'm serious. I'm finding this as a

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fifty two year old. I don't know if it's if

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it's I've outgrown something or I'm just over it. And

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I still wouldn't have a love for what I used

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or if you're over it you don't care about any

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of it anymore. I'm so confused. Whichever one of the

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things that that is that I'm trying to describe right now,

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that's what it is. I don't care about the new

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shit anymore. Even the match, the CM Punk matches, I

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actually cared about seeing It was cool to see him,

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but the whole, the whole production, and and hold on,

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it is warm in here. You're going to hear the

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air conditioning. Kick on, some bitch is gonna yell at

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me for touching the fucking air conditioning. Bear with me,

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hold on, hold.

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Speaker 3: On, Jesus cross it was here over the window. Comdamn

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pussy settled down on some bitch.

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Speaker 1: Mh. See what I gotta deal with? See what I

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gotta live with? Grocery store gal doesn't say ship Jesus

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there laughing? Did anybody find that app See what she

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actually looks like. I'm still waiting. So whatever I'm trying

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to express to you is I still have a love

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for this is and this is actually how I feel.

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Like I said, it's the old man thing now, It's

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how I feel about a lot of things. Kiss Kiss,

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It's how I feel about kiss. I am forever a

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kiss TRD. Do I care anything about what's happened since

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twenty twelve, No, not at all. Star Wars. I have

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the memories. I have everything that I need and everything

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that I love. It's there. I don't need anymore. I'm done.

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I'm done unless you do something to impress me. And

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that's with anything. Kiss can still impress me. Star Wars

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can still impress me, Baseball can still impress me. That's

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a whole nother show I have, Oh do I have

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to vent about baseball? And baseball is one of my

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true loves. But it came to me as I'm watching

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WrestleMania that I do not need to watch New Professional

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wrestling anymore because it is now what I hate. It

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is sports entertainment. Meant, it is such a production and

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I know, look, I know the one that Jericho's in

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isn't as over the top production wise, but that's what

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people expect now. And I guess TNA, I mean, I

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guess I could try watching TNA. I want something like well,

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I guess NWA is the one to watch. That would

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be the one to watch because it's supposed to be

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like that it used to be. But I have to

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learn new wrestlers still old for this shit. It's it's

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too okay WWE and Brad, I know you're fucking yelling

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at me, going, oh, fuck you, it's still good. You're

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watching all the time. It's good.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's.

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Speaker 1: Good, fucking Packer fans. I swear to God, I'll turn

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that some bitch on you. It's still produced, and especially

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it happens every year and all of the big matches

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it's false finish, false finish, false finish, and it's all

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finishing moves that back in the day, you hit a

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finishing move, it was over. Nobody kicks out except for

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Hogan because Hogan had to haulk up and win. If

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anybody else hit a finishing move, that match was over

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because that's the finishing move. You get hit with Jake

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the snakes, DDT, it's over. You get hit with Hogan's

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leg drop, it's over. Now they hit the finisher sometimes

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six seven times in a match, and they still kick out.

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Speaker 3: So dumb.

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Speaker 1: If it happens every once in a while for oohs

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and ahs and effect, that's fine. But now instead of

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expecting the three count, you're expecting them to kick out

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at the last second. It's so dumb. And I just

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just just bring me back to a smoky arena with

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ring announcers. That sounded like an old man. I get it.

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I'm old. It's too perfect. And the women's matches now,

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I'm probably gonna get some fucking hate for this, but

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I'm sorry, this needs to be said. Are they great athletes? Absolutely?

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Is Charlotte Flair one of the most beautiful women on

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the face of this earth. Oh hell yeah, you didn't

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hear me, grocery store gal. But I figured out why

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I have a problem watching the women's matches. Now, brace yourself.

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This isn't a sexist thing. This isn't that Oh they

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just can't do it because they're girls. No, no, no, no,

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no no, they perform fine, Kiggy. This is the difference

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between the guys matches and the girls matches. The girls

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move slower than the guys. Okay, imagine watching an NHL

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game and then going to watch a college hockey game.

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We're talking NHL playoffs, mid season college hockey game. All

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phenomenal players, all phenomenal players, all phenomenal players, all phenomenal prayers.

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There is a speed difference. What does that mean in

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wrestling terms? When it's slow and it's not that drastically slower,

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it's not like watching me trying to run a mile,

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which would take three days. It's not that drastically slower.

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It's just slow enough that it looks choreographed, that it

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looks like choreographed gymnastics. Now, hold on, hold that rage.

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I cannot do what those girls do. I'm not saying that,

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not saying that. It's just the slight difference in speed

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takes away from the art of it, because the art

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of professional wrestling is making it look real, is making

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you believe. There's a whole process. If you're paying, it's

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still paying attention. There's a whole process for professional wrestling

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of making you believe. It's the sites, it's the sounds,

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it's the feel, and there's just something about it for

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me personally. Now, you could disagree with me, and I

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may be wrong to you. I may be right to Minnie.

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I may be wrong to Minnie. I'm just saying my

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personal opinion. And this is no shot at the girls whatsoever,

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because again, they can and I'll kick my ass in

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a shoot.

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Speaker 2: Or in a work and I would let them, but

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I would not have to let them because they could.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just God, I hate saying it. I hate

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saying it. It looks fake. I said it. It looks fake,

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and yes, I get it, it's professional wrestling, but it's not.

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It's sports entertainment. It is officially, and it has been

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for years. I've been trying to ignore it for all

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those years because I the goddamn term it's sports entertainment

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and I am not a fan of sports entertainment. I

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am a fan of professional wrestling. Maybe I need to

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look into TNA. Maybe I look need to look into

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the uh uh uh that one that Billy Corgan owns,

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that Tyros was champion for the nw A. Maybe I

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have to look into w A. Maybe that's what I'm

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missing in my professional wrestling world. I don't want to

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go to the hardcore extreme shit because that just does

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nothing for me. There was aspects of ECW that I loved.

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I love the crowd, I love the wrestling matches because

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those were professional wrestling matches. And another thing, it's all

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fucking high spots. Now it's just spot after spot after spot.

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You're not telling me a story, which I know is

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ridiculous to say, but those wrestling geeks get that. Maybe

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I just need to live in the past. That's what

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us old fuckers do best, right, live in the past.

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There is no tomorrow. There is no tomorrow. There is

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no tomorrow. But I will forever have Bochwakeloone Hogan nineteen

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eighty four on that YouTube. I will forever have bockwakel

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and Heat and doing those interviews in Awa. I will

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forever have I of Holland Nash showing up on Nitro

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when the beginnings of the nWo. I will forever have

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my close proof personal friends Stone called Steve Austin doing

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what Stone called Steve Austin does. Man, that shit is

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thirty years ago, Holy fuck, almost thirty less. About twenty five.

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Between twenty five and thirty years ago is when that

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shit was white hot Jesus Christ. That's it. I'm old, world,

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We're old. We are old. The last time wrestling meant

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something really to me, fuck ten years ago. It's about it.

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It's about a bit about ten years since I've really cared. Wow,

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we're old. All right, that's it. That's what I got

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for today. Hold on, that's right. This is a public show,

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so I have to put in the outro music We're old.

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I'm sorry, man, I I We're just old. This world

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has passed us by. Well let's pass me by at least.

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So Uh. That's it, man, that's that's a show for

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I'll probably give We'll get you guys on the Patreon

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at least two more shows this week, and we'll probably

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do a second show for the for the fine folks

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all over the world. Maybe squeeze an interview in I

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should probably do one of those. I haven't done one

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of those in a little while. You know, I can't

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make this all about me being the narcissistic prick that

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I am, But hit up all the socials. Realzz He Presley, Twitter, Ansagram, Facebook,

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show page, another differ podcast on the Facebook. Just go

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to the website. Is he Presley dot Com? That will

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take you there, That will take you everywhere that you

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need to go to find everything you need to know

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about me? Is he Presley dot Com? Get your Mama?

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Fuck it? Is he Presley cameo? Real? Is he Presley

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on the cameo Get your Mommy? Is he Presley Cameo? Anyways? Well, uh,

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who knows. Maybe I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye bye,