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Speaker 1: episode number three hundred and thirty six. Today we are
Speaker 1: heading to the Land of SmackDown for WWE's SmackDown November fourth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: The infamous incident between one UFC legend Daniel Peter and
Speaker 2: one puny fake wrestler kurd Angle. It's tough enough season, baby.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWE's SmackDown for November fourth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: This is an episode we've been pretty excited to talk about.
Speaker 2: It's kind of been in the vault for a second,
Speaker 2: kind of on the sideline until we felt it was right.
Speaker 2: And oil Boy deals right now, the Kurt Angle Daniel
Speaker 2: Pewter incident, we've we've referenced this a few times. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Daniel Peter from the UFC, of course.
Speaker 2: That's what they say. But before we get into this
Speaker 2: episode of SMACKDWN from two thousand and four, let's talk
Speaker 2: about what was going on in the World Wrestling at
Speaker 2: the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. I will say,
Speaker 2: by the way, there is obviously going to be some
Speaker 2: stuff here about said Kurt Angle Daniel Peter's incident. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna leave that for the most part for when we
Speaker 2: talk about it, because it's pretty much the post of it,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to, you know, do it out
Speaker 2: of order, So we'll retrace our steps here. But from
Speaker 2: The Observer November fifteenth, two thousand and four, the first
Speaker 2: part of the most important week for the TENA promotion,
Speaker 2: the Victory Road pay per view, was not a home run,
Speaker 2: but was a mild success amidst all kinds of late negotiations.
Speaker 2: In the end, negotiations with Sting fell through and a
Speaker 2: last minute deal was made with Randy Savage, fifty two
Speaker 2: years old, who has not appeared on a wrestling TV
Speaker 2: show in more than four years, to take his planned spot,
Speaker 2: which was to beat in the final scene on the
Speaker 2: paper view after Jeff Jarrett, Kevin Ash and Scott Hall
Speaker 2: were raking havoc on everyone. But that turned out to
Speaker 2: be a waste when two days later Savage quit the company,
Speaker 2: blaming it on Halt Cogan and saying the company had
Speaker 2: an unsafe working environment. This is pretty crazy here because
Speaker 2: I was reading this and I'm like, Hogan. Hogan's not
Speaker 2: here yet, but I guess he was in talks with TNA.
Speaker 1: They were bringing the TNA to Hogan. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Jared's gonna hit this dude on a guitar and it's
Speaker 2: going to take five more years fro him to come
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Randy Savage, of course, the Victory Road Randy Savage
Speaker 1: like graphic. Yeah, Like the picture of him being at
Speaker 1: that event lives in my head forever. I will literally
Speaker 1: never forget it. And I think that's very cool that
Speaker 1: they got him to come in, especially because, like you know,
Speaker 1: he just wasn't a part of wrestling anymore by that point. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool that TNA was able to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, you know, I think they you know,
Speaker 1: Sting would have been cool for this too, but like,
Speaker 1: of course we get Sting later in TNA, So getting
Speaker 1: Randy Savage here, you know, it was a positive for sure.
Speaker 2: It's funny you talk about that outfit because we were
Speaker 2: just talking about what may have been the same exact
Speaker 2: outfit on Nitro on that episode where they were you know,
Speaker 2: Bischoff was having Miss Elizabeth send him videos and he
Speaker 2: was sad on the stage. I'm pretty sure it's almost
Speaker 2: the same exact outfit.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, I mean Randy Savage last so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the yeah, where you're staring at the TV. Randy Savage
Speaker 1: also unsafe working environment, like that's crazy. Dude, saw one
Speaker 1: Loki match and said.
Speaker 2: No waiting, No, it is what it is, and that
Speaker 2: is not that is for.
Speaker 1: You sting, not me.
Speaker 2: Well, more to the story here, Hogan came to the
Speaker 2: Paver for you and negotiate it at length with Jerry
Speaker 2: Jarrett and talked with many of the wrestlers as well
Speaker 2: as TEENA owner Bob Carter, Dixie Carter's dad. Hogan expressed
Speaker 2: an interest in coming in, but wanted to have the
Speaker 2: final says in creative, basically taking Jeff Jarrett's power position. Well,
Speaker 2: Hogan being there created a backstage issue because the issue
Speaker 2: was also Randy Savage was there. Savage was furious Hogan
Speaker 2: was there, feeling the company double crossed him by I
Speaker 2: guess negotiating with Hogan. Savage hates Hogan to the point
Speaker 2: he spent a year, running all over the country knocking Hogan,
Speaker 2: wrote a song calling Hogan a chicken, and even did
Speaker 2: a Grandstand challenge for a fifty thousand dollars shoot fight
Speaker 2: for a children's charity in Tampa. I'm sure we've talked
Speaker 2: about that before as well. Hogan, who like McMahon, understands
Speaker 2: there is a thin line between hate and love, particularly
Speaker 2: when you can make money with people you hate, tried
Speaker 2: to be nice even after everything Savage had said publicly
Speaker 2: about him, brought in street fighters with him. As Savage
Speaker 2: came in the building with Brian Adams and Hogan came
Speaker 2: in with Brian Knobbs, they both just came with with
Speaker 2: Brian's that they knew.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I think Brian Adams and Brian Knobbs
Speaker 1: are street fighters.
Speaker 2: I mean they're They're just as much street fighters as
Speaker 2: Daniel Peter was in the fucking UFC.
Speaker 1: He was in the UFC, right, exactly, all right, they
Speaker 1: are street fighters.
Speaker 2: From several sources, Hogan went to him and spoke first,
Speaker 2: saying I want to smooth things out and words along
Speaker 2: the lines of I love you, brother Savage.
Speaker 1: Wait, so Meltzer got a report, who the fuck was there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, along the lines of I love
Speaker 1: you brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, According to one source, that's what it was, or
Speaker 2: we can make money together. According to another, Savage responded
Speaker 2: with a flippant remark and refused to shake Hogan's hand.
Speaker 2: There are disputes about this next line, but some have
Speaker 2: said Hogan said if Savage felt that way, they could
Speaker 2: step outside and settle it, and Savage immediately back down. See,
Speaker 2: I don't believe that at all. I agree Savage would
Speaker 2: have gave him the business.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, if you if you reverse that, I
Speaker 1: think Savage was probably the one that we can step
Speaker 1: outside and settle it and right, No, I don't.
Speaker 2: Others said Hogan didn't say that, but he was trying
Speaker 2: in every way to smooth things over, and Savage was
Speaker 2: being a total asshole about it, and he blew Hogan
Speaker 2: off and walked away. That part, maybe, I feel, is
Speaker 2: closer to what I would believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe any of this happened. I think this
Speaker 1: is all a lie.
Speaker 2: I would love to believe it, though I love this.
Speaker 2: Yours is probably way closer to the trie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think any of this fucking happened.
Speaker 2: Well. Two days later, James Savage canceled, appearing on the
Speaker 2: TV show, claiming it was because Hogan was threatening him,
Speaker 2: Are you threatening me? Which is a joke, and that
Speaker 2: TENA provided him with an unsafe working environment. It's clear
Speaker 2: Savage never had intention of wrestling and use token as
Speaker 2: his excuse. When Savage came, he was wearing a huge jacket,
Speaker 2: tied his physique and was sweating like crazy and would
Speaker 2: never take the jacket off. I mean, the sweating can
Speaker 2: be very easily explained. You have a big jacket on.
Speaker 1: That's also a classic fat guy tech.
Speaker 2: Dude, and it works and it makes me feel.
Speaker 1: Good, dude. Yeah, right, Like if I'm in a hoodie,
Speaker 1: let me be in a hoodie. Fuck you, I know
Speaker 1: it's ninety degrees. You think I don't know it's ninety
Speaker 1: degrees in here?
Speaker 2: You think you're handling the weather better than me? Is
Speaker 2: that what you're Television? TENA More news here. Almost everyone
Speaker 2: on the roster wound up furious at the company over
Speaker 2: the fan fest the day before the pay per view,
Speaker 2: after everyone spent hours signing autographs, most signing hundreds, with
Speaker 2: the feeling that the company made out great selling tons
Speaker 2: of merchandise. They paid the guy's cash on November ninth.
Speaker 2: It is believed most made around twenty to twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars for the day, and three live crew was furious.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely stunned. Melter says that the company uh, because
Speaker 2: not paying people anything would have been less of an
Speaker 2: insult than handing them a twenty dollars bill for working
Speaker 2: all day. From the Observant November twenty second, two thousand
Speaker 2: and four and a more TENA stuff set up an
Speaker 2: idea of a reprise of DX invading WCW as we're
Speaker 2: going to have Hall and Nash invade the ww Royal
Speaker 2: Rumble tapings on November tenth that were held at Universal Studios.
Speaker 2: So this was when they were doing that commercial. We've
Speaker 2: talked about this and I think we watched the episode
Speaker 2: or something like that, where like they showed the footage
Speaker 2: of them going and abyss head a balloon and Tracy
Speaker 2: had the cookies.
Speaker 1: The mahi mahi yes, yes, YEAHI may yes. So instead
Speaker 1: of Haul and Nash they sent over the road Dog.
Speaker 2: Which when in doubt call for the doll Well, as
Speaker 2: it turned out, Hall and Nash to climb the offer
Speaker 2: Pussy's being that they both only have limited dates.
Speaker 1: She just tried to give us twenty dollars for a fans.
Speaker 1: We're not doing anything at all. Don't ever call me again.
Speaker 2: You're a JABBRONI don't call me Jeff, Jarrett.
Speaker 1: Bob, do not call lose my number. Shut up, silence.
Speaker 2: Well, they said they probably didn't feel like burning a
Speaker 2: bridge either. David Sahati put it together and rounded up
Speaker 2: Tracy who came up with the cookies, Abyss who came
Speaker 2: up with balloons, and Shane Douglas came with a mike
Speaker 2: and want to interview Vince. Conan, Ron Killings and BG
Speaker 2: James were also involved and had a white flag, with
Speaker 2: the idea that the white flag, balloons and cookies would
Speaker 2: have showed that they were coming in peace. There was
Speaker 2: some concern among those asked to come that the we's
Speaker 2: top stars there, including people like Angle Undertaker that have
Speaker 2: WB responded physically that they were outmanned. Vince was out
Speaker 2: by himself at one point and the TENA guys were
Speaker 2: arguing about whether to ambush him or not because they
Speaker 2: weren't ready and didn't got fucking punked out. Then they
Speaker 2: waited for hours from the comeback out, and he never did.
Speaker 2: The next day, w Intellectual Property VP sent TNA a
Speaker 2: letter that to avoid legal action, TENA needed to not
Speaker 2: only agreed never to use the video footage, but it's
Speaker 2: rendered the footage to WWE within seven business dates that, uh, well,
Speaker 2: they don't do that the error, and I mean, nothing
Speaker 2: really ever comes of it. It's just a funny segment
Speaker 2: where ray masterials that are unmasked, and that's really all
Speaker 2: they show. In the Mahi Mahi.
Speaker 1: There was some concern that Angle and Undertaker would have
Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of the road Dog, what like,
Speaker 1: yeah to the road Dog.
Speaker 2: Tony had said that.
Speaker 1: The road Dog just says I got a heat with Kern, Angle,
Speaker 1: Undertaker guys like it's on site too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, God, how much I wish something would
Speaker 2: have came of that. I mean, you know, it's always
Speaker 2: that's how it is. I mean, you know, every every
Speaker 2: backstage fight you ever heard of, unless you know there
Speaker 2: was accounts of shit really happening, it probably wasn't exactly
Speaker 2: like this. Everyone was fucking fired up to do something
Speaker 2: and then nothing came of it and it was never
Speaker 2: gonna be anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I loved how this always seemed it was like
Speaker 1: TNA is, Oh, they're taking over w w's territory. They're
Speaker 1: going over to fuck with their guys, and it could
Speaker 1: be a huge concern over the well being of everybody
Speaker 1: after this segment, And then the segment is them walking
Speaker 1: up to Raymisterio. He's like, oh, what's up guys? Hello boys?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're good. This is not I was supposed to.
Speaker 2: Go Undertaker on here to kick our as is right, dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, David so Hotty is probably looking at him, are
Speaker 1: you guys? Boys? Guess that somebody better start fighting right now.
Speaker 2: Punch this guy in the fucking head. Flip the tables.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Last thing here. Meltzer says this
Speaker 2: has not been confirmed, but I've been told that Marty Wright,
Speaker 2: who is the forty year old guy who got bootle
Speaker 2: off tough Enough for lying about his age, was signed
Speaker 2: to a developmental deal and is now in OVW. Meltzer
Speaker 2: says that's a relief. For a while there, I thought
Speaker 2: you couldn't lie if you wanted to be in wrestling,
Speaker 2: and it scared me that the next Hogan would come
Speaker 2: along and knock at the opportunity. I mean, the Boogeyman.
Speaker 2: People still talk about the Boogeyman, you could say, I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: it's not the same level nearly, but if there was
Speaker 2: anyone that was close enough to guy in wrestling that
Speaker 2: people remember the likes of gold Dust, I mean.
Speaker 1: Look, the Boogeyman is a legendary character in WWE history.
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy video game legend. First off, he
Speaker 1: ate the Gillian Hall Mole, right. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: ask anyone that's like twenty seven ish right now, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they fuck with a Boogieman, Like they grew up with
Speaker 1: this dude, you know, you know, and you know, I
Speaker 1: grew up with them a little bit. He was in
Speaker 1: an era like right before I stopped watching you know,
Speaker 1: where he existed.
Speaker 2: They if you love Smacks versus All two thousand and eight,
Speaker 2: Boogeyman's in your top five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is a lot of people, apparently.
Speaker 2: A lot of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I think like the generational switch here did
Speaker 1: a lot of good work for the Boogieyman. You know,
Speaker 1: people love the Bogman.
Speaker 2: That happens to a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I mean he's definitely the most popular
Speaker 1: guy out of this whole group.
Speaker 2: That's oddly enough, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everyone knows the boogey Man. Fuck yeah, and
Speaker 1: what's he wy he wants to come get you, gonna yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he's gonna get you, right, Like that's part
Speaker 1: of the deal. It's not even like up for discussion,
Speaker 1: like he's coming to get you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And that's just so you know. Well, that
Speaker 2: is it for the observers. Now let's talk about w
Speaker 2: SmackDown November fourth, two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWE SmackDown November fourth, two
Speaker 1: thousand and four. We are here in Saint Louis for
Speaker 1: this SmackDown. This is very much.
Speaker 2: Live super live. I mean, like the reactions of the people,
Speaker 2: especially to this tough enough segment, tell me that we're
Speaker 2: in the purest era of the WWE.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think one thing with this era that
Speaker 1: happens is it gets kind of clumped in with the
Speaker 1: SmackDown six era and the hot end of two thousand
Speaker 1: and two early two thousand and three before happening a
Speaker 1: lot deal, yeah right, where it gets cumped in. But
Speaker 1: this is definitely a different era with a lot of
Speaker 1: similar guys, Like they still have Eddie, they still have Ray, right,
Speaker 1: Kurt still there. You know, they're doing they're doing their
Speaker 1: thing here still, but this is very much a different era.
Speaker 1: I also think that WWEE is better off with people
Speaker 1: thinking this was a better era than it is.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I like I mentioned, like, I don't
Speaker 2: know why it is. I think maybe just because like
Speaker 2: something about two thousand and four feels like that still
Speaker 2: it could be the video games even though this is
Speaker 2: SVR is just coming out, so like that's lady a
Speaker 2: new era. But yeah, no, I'm still in my brain
Speaker 2: this is still Paul Hyman booked, even though that was
Speaker 2: only a year and it was we're on the more
Speaker 2: not Paul Hayman error side of this than we are
Speaker 2: when it was.
Speaker 1: Maybe because Paul still on the show, right, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: still there's still there, right presentation, Yeah, right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a totally different product by this point in two
Speaker 1: thousand and four. So we start the show off here
Speaker 1: little bit. I mean, you know we're talking about.
Speaker 2: That's the fucking yes, you know in your brain you
Speaker 2: hear what that is. Still don't know what the words are.
Speaker 2: No one's ever uncovered them. Probably some kind of ritual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's super badass.
Speaker 2: It is awesome.
Speaker 1: We start with a code open here. This episode surrounds
Speaker 1: the tough Enough contestants. Uh. This was a big part
Speaker 1: of SmackDown at the time. The tough Enough contestants are
Speaker 1: doing sprints in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: So this is them getting you know, prepared to be
Speaker 2: a WWE superstar. These are the things you do, uh
Speaker 2: to be a superstar. This is of course mine, yes,
Speaker 2: super keep that in mind. This is the million dollar
Speaker 2: Tough Enough Challenge, by the way, which we've we've talked
Speaker 2: about before. The winner of this is obviously getting a
Speaker 2: contract and one million dollars. Uh spoilers one of them
Speaker 2: is right. Yeah, they get a contract for a second
Speaker 2: and they might get a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The the contract for the million dollar deal was
Speaker 1: sort of shady.
Speaker 2: Super shady. Yeah, you know, we've talked about it before.
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly what it was, but I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure it was like a clause like, they will give
Speaker 2: you a quarter of a million, and then after that, yes,
Speaker 2: right exactly, they up to a million, is what they will.
Speaker 1: If we want to keep you and pay you up
Speaker 1: to a million. Yeah, super shady deal.
Speaker 2: They show out. You know, Alice knows here and they're
Speaker 2: showing the boys. It's they're showing timestamps, so when this
Speaker 2: is happening, so you know it's happening, Like just as
Speaker 2: the show is starting. At six oh three, they're running sprints.
Speaker 2: At six twenty seven they're doing squats and push ups.
Speaker 2: Six forty one, they're doing more sprints. I'll ask the
Speaker 2: rye back Ryan Reeves if he wants to quit, and
Speaker 2: he says no. Then I'll ask Daniel Rhodeimer if he
Speaker 2: wants to quit, and he says no, sir. Then they
Speaker 2: show Nick Mitchell vomiting profusely, which they show a lot
Speaker 2: through the show too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he throws up in a trash can. I think
Speaker 1: it was Alison.
Speaker 2: He's a At seven twelve, they're in a bunch of
Speaker 2: pasta boatloads of pasta, they say, and drinking boatloads of milk.
Speaker 1: So this tough enough season has quite a few names.
Speaker 1: You probably recognize, one of them being the Miz Why, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, the Miz from MTV. H The other one
Speaker 1: the rye back.
Speaker 2: Right on MTV. He's big here still, he's just not
Speaker 2: as big as he gets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And of course we all know, uh, Nick Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, that's true.
Speaker 1: He's the guy that throws up in a trash can.
Speaker 2: Nick Mitchell, Mitch of the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think he also was RAS and the
Speaker 1: WWF if there's remember that a lot.
Speaker 2: They brought him back and he tried to keep it
Speaker 2: going when they were trying to give him something new,
Speaker 2: and that's why it didn't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it was just past at this point, right,
Speaker 1: So Al snow Here is the trainer for the time being.
Speaker 2: You guys know, Al snow they brought him back.
Speaker 1: He looks great here. Al snow actually looks fantastic. He
Speaker 1: has great hair, he does. Yeah, he's put together really well.
Speaker 1: Al snow really looks good here. It made me happy
Speaker 1: to see him looking that great. Yeah right, yeah, And uh,
Speaker 1: of course we all know the tough enough stuff that
Speaker 1: goes on later and obviously Bob Holly is a part
Speaker 1: of it, and Bob Holly I think becomes a part
Speaker 1: of it later on in the later seasons because of
Speaker 1: what happens with this.
Speaker 2: He was Bob I think has already done his His
Speaker 2: seasons were like Matt Captelli season already happened. This is
Speaker 2: actually yeah, this is actually the last like this version
Speaker 2: of its season.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Wow, my my timeline was fucked up. I
Speaker 1: thought this was the first and then it went to
Speaker 1: the other ones.
Speaker 2: No, so yeah, they this is season four.
Speaker 1: You're a tough Enough Guy.
Speaker 2: I love dude. Okay, I I fully admitting this. I
Speaker 2: am a tough Enough guy. Probably every every year. I'll
Speaker 2: watch every season over. Wow. I don't know why. There's
Speaker 2: something about it. I just super like and like I'm
Speaker 2: able to just kind of forget it and like then
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh fuck, yeah, like I've I've probably watched
Speaker 2: every season like five times each.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The seasons are different than what they show on
Speaker 1: SmackDown though, right.
Speaker 2: This so this, this is the first time they did
Speaker 2: Tough Enough just on like the first time it wasn't
Speaker 2: its own show. So before it was always like its
Speaker 2: own like MTV show or whatever the fuck it was on. Uh,
Speaker 2: And then this was the first one they were making
Speaker 2: it like a SmackDown segment every week. And then the
Speaker 2: one after this is the stone Cold uh one with
Speaker 2: m Dog And that's oh right okay, yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's like years later. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they start off doing sprints in the parking lot,
Speaker 1: they do some squats, they throw up, and then they
Speaker 1: eat pasta and milk that Daniel Peter is super excited for.
Speaker 2: Like he he is like a child sitting there. They
Speaker 2: might as well have given him a cartoon sized knife
Speaker 2: and fork of how excited he wants to eat Thista.
Speaker 1: So he's eating all this pasta and milk and we
Speaker 1: can hear Michael Cole and Taz because they're kind of
Speaker 1: running down this this b roll and they're talking about
Speaker 1: you want to be in the WWE. Huh, well, this
Speaker 1: is what it's like being a WWE superstar. And it's
Speaker 1: just like seven or eight grown men eating enough pasta
Speaker 1: and milk to make you want to die.
Speaker 2: Dude right back is like chowing down, gulping down a
Speaker 2: gallon of milk, and like Al Snow's standing there going
Speaker 2: m hmm, that's pasta.
Speaker 1: Now, don't forget the milk.
Speaker 2: Do you think like Stone Cold did this?
Speaker 1: And the yeah I was thinking was Barry Wyndham was
Speaker 1: a huge proponent of the sprint squat pasta deal.
Speaker 2: Like only an arn were brought up with the pasta
Speaker 2: milk diet and it's been passed down for generations and
Speaker 2: then they went outside and rid sprints.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that was the if for a lot of
Speaker 1: the wrestling historians. Though. Remember this was a huge Nick
Speaker 1: Botwinkle deal. He would teach everyone this. You would sprint, squat,
Speaker 1: eat pasta and milk, and then fucking do it again, sprint, squat,
Speaker 1: pasta and milk, fucking do it again. Yeah. So that's
Speaker 1: tough enough? Are you tough enough to be in the WWE?
Speaker 1: And it's just a bunch of dudes eating a lot
Speaker 1: of pasta?
Speaker 2: Sprint?
Speaker 1: How does how does this make the w W look
Speaker 1: bad ass? Like don't you want to make we look
Speaker 1: bad ass?
Speaker 2: Like the fans are supposed to like these guys on
Speaker 2: the show? Now, like you make them look like the
Speaker 2: biggest losers ever give them million dollars. Yeah, we fucking
Speaker 2: the entire roster hates these guys, doesn't want them on
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, and then next week they're gonna wrestle
Speaker 2: the Rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was just it wasn't even so much of
Speaker 1: anything other than a humiliation ritual that the mis pass
Speaker 1: with flying colors and would go on to be the
Speaker 1: WWE World Heavyweights Champions.
Speaker 2: Of the World. And you can call back to sprint
Speaker 2: squad Pastavilk do it.
Speaker 1: Again, which is a legendary ideology in the history Bestonerstley.
Speaker 2: They had to do this all before heading to the
Speaker 2: ring with shockingly not beautiful people instrumental. They had to
Speaker 2: come out to popa roach getting away with murder instrumental.
Speaker 2: Times have changed.
Speaker 1: That's pretty badass, though it.
Speaker 2: Is a good fucking song. I do like that song.
Speaker 2: They have all the boys in the ring. Rye Back
Speaker 2: has a Boston Red Sox hat tell you.
Speaker 1: In Saint Louis is crazy? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: He wants to eat for some reason on a show
Speaker 2: that the fans vote whether you stay or not. Well,
Speaker 2: Al Snow's out here with everybody, and he says, boys,
Speaker 2: you seem pretty proud of yourselves after last week he
Speaker 2: did a real good job talking smack to the Big Show.
Speaker 2: But tonight I like to introduce you to the only
Speaker 2: w B superstar ever win an Olympic gold medal, the
Speaker 2: Iron Sheet.
Speaker 1: Come on down. Yeah, congratulations, guys, you made Big Show
Speaker 1: feel really bad. I hope you feel good about yourselves.
Speaker 2: In the Observer, Big Show was like actually like tilted
Speaker 2: by having to do all that. By the way, like
Speaker 2: we haven't covered that, I don't think, So I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna get too deep into the weeds with it because
Speaker 2: I imagine we'll talk about it unless we have I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean with how WW was at the time.
Speaker 1: You know, that's just part of the deal. So you're
Speaker 1: in WWE. We like to make this guy feel as
Speaker 1: bad as humanly possible all the time, so you just
Speaker 1: have to get used to that.
Speaker 2: One of our stars.
Speaker 1: And if he beat you up, he beat you up.
Speaker 1: But most of the time he's pretty cool, you know,
Speaker 1: like he's pretty cool about it. But this week he's
Speaker 1: not so cool about it because he just got shot
Speaker 1: by a tranchuilizer dart and just other shit. It's so
Speaker 1: sorry about that.
Speaker 2: And here comes the guy that did it to him,
Speaker 2: mister Kurt Engle. And Kurt comes out and I don't
Speaker 2: know how to describe him other than oddly not wet.
Speaker 2: He was like it made me feel odd how dry
Speaker 2: he was. I can't explain it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did have a match and eye, so I
Speaker 1: don't think he was supposed to wrestle or anything, so
Speaker 1: he probably didn't wet himself down.
Speaker 2: Sure, what a fool he should have gotten really oiled
Speaker 2: up for this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, he could have got out of that hole.
Speaker 2: Later, fucking Michael Cole. And maybe this is why I
Speaker 2: was talking about how dry it is, because the Plan
Speaker 2: commentary says that go makes note how sweaty the guys
Speaker 2: in the ring are, you know, because obviously they're blown
Speaker 2: up to shit and full of milk and pasta. Do
Speaker 2: it again, and uh, Kurt gets in the ring and
Speaker 2: he's not happy. He does not want to fucking do this.
Speaker 2: By every account ever, everyone hated the tough enough guys
Speaker 2: for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they didn't deserve to be there. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was real. There was real resentment, yes.
Speaker 2: And Kurt, Kurt's just starting fucking with these dudes. First
Speaker 2: he gets in Daniel Rodeimer's face, he's the tall blonde guy,
Speaker 2: and he tries to make him flinch. He knows better
Speaker 2: than to do that. To the ride back, he doesn't
Speaker 2: try to fuck with him. And then he he gets
Speaker 2: in Chris Naraki's face. He's I don't think Chris Naraki
Speaker 2: ever goes on to do anything, sadly, and he gets
Speaker 2: in his face and says, what's your name? He will tonight,
Speaker 2: he says, is Chris Naraki, and Kurtz says, you think
Speaker 2: you're tough enough, and Chris Naki says yes, sir, and
Speaker 2: Kurt says, no, you're not shut your mouth. What's your name?
Speaker 2: Mike Msanen? Oh ship?
Speaker 1: The mis stare down just one time, slows down, the
Speaker 1: screen gets sapia. Holy shit, Kraig, who has the miss
Speaker 1: So you're Mike awesome? You think hitting people in the
Speaker 1: head of the chair is cool.
Speaker 2: No, that's not me. That's not me. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: W sucks?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't there. I was on MTV.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Now shut your mouth.
Speaker 2: What kind of gladiator are you? No? No, no, wrong
Speaker 2: show show. So he says his name is Mike Musanna
Speaker 2: and Kurt says, you're the MTV guy. Huh and Mis
Speaker 2: says yes sir, And Kurt says, MTV sucks.
Speaker 1: They don't even play music videos anymore.
Speaker 2: That's why this tough enough shit's not on there anymore.
Speaker 2: And Kurt looks a rye back and he spits on
Speaker 2: the ground, and Rybak says his name is Ryan Reeves
Speaker 2: and the crowd boozer because he's wearing a goddamn bread
Speaker 2: socks hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cardigle stares down a rye Back, very similar to
Speaker 1: the Miz. The screen goes safe you boom, do you
Speaker 1: want it? Boom? Let me hear ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Kurt's patting out like three Maynias in a row here.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean this was legendary. This whole segment
Speaker 1: set up a lot of w w's time. It sucks
Speaker 1: that Kurt Angle went to TNA because we didn't get
Speaker 1: to see anything blew it all. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Kurt tells rye Back he's pretty muscular, and uh
Speaker 2: Rybak says, means nothing, and Kurt says, you're damn right.
Speaker 2: I destroyed guys twice as big as you, so shut
Speaker 2: your freaking mouth to I mean, he's giving these guys
Speaker 2: the business. He goes up to big Daniel Rhodeimer and
Speaker 2: he's staring him down, and he says, don't look at
Speaker 2: me like that. I'll slap your face.
Speaker 1: Don't look at me. Stop looking.
Speaker 2: And Danielroneimer has like just the shittiest smile on his
Speaker 2: face every time you look at this guy. And Kurt
Speaker 2: looks on and says, oh, you're the smart ass. You
Speaker 2: think you're smart, think you're funny smart ass answer the question,
Speaker 2: and Daniel Roheimer says, I don't think I'm a smart ass,
Speaker 2: and Kurt says, well, how about I beat your ass?
Speaker 2: God answer shut up. Then he gets in Nick Mitchell's
Speaker 2: face and he says, oh, I heard you're gonna be
Speaker 2: in the Spirit squad ha Just what.
Speaker 1: Filter do you want?
Speaker 2: Big time so much lodger that life.
Speaker 1: Wow, Kurt was good at this, the whole positioning thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, wwe the land of foreshadowing. This was cinema
Speaker 2: before cinema was around, good lord. And he gets in
Speaker 2: Nick Mitchell's face and he says, oh, I heard you
Speaker 2: think you're pretty tough, huh? And Nick Mitchell says yes, sir,
Speaker 2: and Kurt says, no, you're not shut up. I'll punch
Speaker 2: your face in, I'll make you dizzy, I'll knock you out.
Speaker 2: Don't look at me like that stair away, stare away,
Speaker 2: and Nick Mitchell's not staring away, and Kurt's like getting
Speaker 2: flustered because this kid's supposed to like get chumped and
Speaker 2: he's not. And Kurt just starts pushing him with his
Speaker 2: face and he's not looking away, and then he pie
Speaker 2: faces him.
Speaker 1: I'm like oh, man, man, you gotta learn how to
Speaker 1: sell sell for the VET.
Speaker 2: Did they think like, okay, yeah, do you think that's
Speaker 2: what it was?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: They thought it would be better to not iggy these
Speaker 2: guys at all that. Hey, maybe you should like fucking
Speaker 2: like go along with what Kurt's doing.
Speaker 1: Either you get the business or you don't.
Speaker 2: So Justice Smith is here also a fucking big dude,
Speaker 2: and Kurt says, uh, you know said him in? Justice
Speaker 2: Smith says, sir, And Churt says, sir, that's respect. You're
Speaker 2: a pretty tall guy. Huh. I didn't know they stat
Speaker 2: crap that high in Saint Louis. I think Justice Smith
Speaker 2: said that about Big show the week before. That's right,
Speaker 2: he did, Yeah he did. And chrits says, what do
Speaker 2: you gotta say now? Uh? And Justice Smith awkwardly tries
Speaker 2: to g up the crowd. He says, is Saint Louis
Speaker 2: in the house, but Kurt cuts him off, and then
Speaker 2: Justice Smith awkwardly stands there laughing. It's super uncomfortable. Uh.
Speaker 2: And Kurt says you think it's funny and just Smith
Speaker 2: says no, sir, And Kurt says, you want me to
Speaker 2: spit in your face?
Speaker 1: Okay? I would have loved to see Justice Smith take
Speaker 1: kerr Angle and throw him like into the fourth Road.
Speaker 1: I mean, Justice Smith.
Speaker 2: He's gigantic.
Speaker 1: He might be the tallest guy here, legit.
Speaker 2: I actually can't believe that, Like, he doesn't get a shot.
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping, I honestly was kind of
Speaker 1: hoping that Justice Smith would have raised his hand when
Speaker 1: Kurt later on I was to fight, Like he just
Speaker 1: raises his hand up and he's like, yeah, I'll go
Speaker 1: fight and he gets in the ring. What do I do?
Speaker 1: I can't grab his head, he's too tall.
Speaker 2: That would have been fucking awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: Justice Smith gives him the fucking overhand strike to the
Speaker 1: bag and then Kurt lays down, and Justice Smith looks
Speaker 1: through the crowd and geez up, who wants to see
Speaker 1: a fucking power bob? Yes, yes, use me do I'm
Speaker 1: not a stack crap h and Saint Lewis.
Speaker 2: So Kurt then gets in Daniel Peter's face and the crowd,
Speaker 2: I mean the crowd. By the way, Ferry obviously likes
Speaker 2: this guy, like because he of course looks like a
Speaker 2: UFC fighter that was popular at the time.
Speaker 1: He is the UFC fighter that was popular at the time.
Speaker 1: They say that on commentary as the crowd cheers for
Speaker 1: the UFC.
Speaker 2: That's fucking insane, dude. Yeah, Like I thought he was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, t door Tis, that's pretty cool. Little did
Speaker 2: I know, this guy's a top UFC star already.
Speaker 1: So Daniel Peter was not in the UFCO. He was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was an MMA fighter, but he wasn't in the
Speaker 1: UFC or anything.
Speaker 2: Literally never.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really do mention the UFC here, which I
Speaker 1: guess maybe UFC was gaining some momentum, but things weren't
Speaker 1: very great and for them until the Ultimate Fighter finale pretty.
Speaker 2: Much and it must have been early enough that you
Speaker 2: could just lie like nobody like, oh yeah, this guy's
Speaker 2: from the UFC. Oh yeah, sure, cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like people in the crowd knew what UFC was.
Speaker 1: It was gaining a lot of momentum, Things were getting regulated,
Speaker 1: fights were starting to like make a lot more sense,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, it was becoming a legitimate thing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't doing super well, like I think they were
Speaker 1: still losing money, you know, for a while until the
Speaker 1: Ultimate Fighter really popped off. I think the Ultimate Fighters
Speaker 1: what got them like their highest by rate at the time,
Speaker 1: which was Pewter versus Couture.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Pewter Liddell.
Speaker 1: Nah, nah, I know you think there was a guy
Speaker 1: named Chuck Liddell. That was Daniel Peter.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, That and those Mandela's will get me
Speaker 2: every time, just like I mean, I thought this, I
Speaker 2: thought this SmackDown was taped until you told me he
Speaker 2: was live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is super live.
Speaker 2: So Kurt's in this guy's face. He says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're the UFC guy. Huh, And Daniel Peter says, yeah,
Speaker 2: I go by Chuckleddell much crazy, you're the iceman. Kurt says,
Speaker 2: you have a fight Olympic champion. You don't want to
Speaker 2: because I'll beat your ass. And Peters, you know, selling
Speaker 2: a little. He's just laughing, And Kurt said, you think
Speaker 2: this is a joke. I came out here because I
Speaker 2: assumed you all think that standing up to the big
Speaker 2: show makes you tough. Well it doesn't. I shot show
Speaker 2: with a tranquilizer and shaved his freaking head. That's tough, dude.
Speaker 1: That was funny as hell. Because the Miz starts corpsing,
Speaker 1: as Kurt Angle says, because MS is the only one
Speaker 1: here that watches the show he like enjoys. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe ride Back does. I don't know much about
Speaker 1: ride Back, but for the most part, History says that
Speaker 1: the Miss was like the biggest wrestling fan out of
Speaker 1: the tough Enough guys at the time. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: watched that episode for sure. So he starts corpsing, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Kurt was trying to be serious in character
Speaker 1: even though it's funny for the audience, you know, And
Speaker 1: Miss starts corpsing. Kurt goes over to him. He don't laugh.
Speaker 1: Don't freaking laugh.
Speaker 2: Don't freaking laugh.
Speaker 1: That was like super real. It was like he pushed him. Hey,
Speaker 1: don't freaking laugh. Hey man, don't blow this segment. Now
Speaker 1: we're right there.
Speaker 2: So Kurt says, when you're in my ring, you're the
Speaker 2: Saint Louis Cardinals and I'm the Boston Red Sox. You
Speaker 2: get it, and the crowd booze rye. Back tries to
Speaker 2: buddy up with them by pointing to his hat, and
Speaker 2: Kurt no sells them because he does not want to
Speaker 2: give his heat to ride Back. No way, And Kurt says,
Speaker 2: I had also train you today for one reason, and
Speaker 2: that's to prove a point that what you did today
Speaker 2: in my world is a day off.
Speaker 1: I do that on my day off, and then when
Speaker 1: it's time for me to come to work, I shoot
Speaker 1: people with tranquilize the darts and shave their freaking heads.
Speaker 4: Don't laugh, don't laugh, miss don't fucking laugh my gossip.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's a joke.
Speaker 2: Kurt says, you have no idea what it takes to
Speaker 2: succeed in this business. You have no idea. You stay
Speaker 2: here with an opportunity when a million dollars or for that,
Speaker 2: I hate each and every one of you. That's real
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: There's real resentment because Kurt so beat up at this time,
Speaker 1: Like Kurt is unbelievably hurt. He's injured, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: he is historically hurt all the way through the time
Speaker 1: till he ends up getting let go from WW and
Speaker 1: he goes to TNA where he is still hurt.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: He actually never stops being hurt from this point.
Speaker 2: Forward, which is a sad tale of wrestlers.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: So Kurt says, I'm told that you can an opportunity
Speaker 2: to win a special prize tonight. I don't think you
Speaker 2: deserve that prize. But the real competition starts right now.
Speaker 2: Now back up, all of you. Now it's time to
Speaker 2: watch this. So Kurt starts doing squat push ups, this
Speaker 2: fucking you know, squat thrusts. Uh, and he's doing them.
Speaker 2: Crowds not really into this segment anymore. Kurt says, these
Speaker 2: are called squat thrusts. We're gonna have a little competition.
Speaker 2: The man that does the most squat thrust to night
Speaker 2: wins a special prize. Al starts counting and then tells
Speaker 2: him to stop, and Kurt starts fucking getting mad. You
Speaker 2: gotta be kidding me. You're a freaking disgrace. And while
Speaker 2: the boys are trying to figure out how to do
Speaker 2: squat thrusts in the amount of times that they're asking
Speaker 2: to do it, Cole says, hey man, all right, let's
Speaker 2: just fucking show you what happened last week with the
Speaker 2: Big Show. They recaped that whole thing, and like I said,
Speaker 2: we'll probably talk about in the future, so I don't
Speaker 2: want to go into that. But Big Show, I mean,
Speaker 2: just kicks these guys' asses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what the hell are these guys training for? Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: The stars? Come on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What like, all right, so welcome to the w
Speaker 1: BE here's the pasta in the milk, Big Sure's gonna
Speaker 1: kick your ass. And uh, anyways, do these squad thrusts?
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, and then was gonna shoot on you.
Speaker 1: What's going on here?
Speaker 2: This is also this is what they did to the
Speaker 2: w CNW guys when they came over from the invasion.
Speaker 1: Van Hammer used to no chance.
Speaker 2: But hey, is that WWF some meat? W Sean Stacy
Speaker 2: eat this? You kick his ass?
Speaker 1: Do not let Justin Credible go come back here, c
Speaker 1: W Champion. I grabbed the clicks bags. Please bitch their
Speaker 1: ten a bitch, I'll come here.
Speaker 2: They're reading Mahi Mahi, you eat this pasta, So we're
Speaker 2: back on SmackDown. They're all doing squad thrusts, and Kurt
Speaker 2: the whole time is just saying, oh my god, you
Speaker 2: guys fucking suck, and Kurt says refs if these guys
Speaker 2: do it wrong, eliminate them. And if they can't do
Speaker 2: or they quit, they're eliminated. And Chris Naraki's the last
Speaker 2: one left, and Kirk gets in his face and says congratulations,
Speaker 2: you just won the special prize and that is you're
Speaker 2: gonna have your very first match the night right here
Speaker 2: in Saint Louis against me, And of course that's what
Speaker 2: it was. And it's not like a wrestling like you know,
Speaker 2: they're not working. Kurt is amateur wrestling this guy when
Speaker 2: they ring the bell, so the bell rings, Kurt front
Speaker 2: face locks Chris, Naraki takes him down. Naraki grabs the ropes,
Speaker 2: which I mean, good on him for having some awareness,
Speaker 2: and I mean, Kurt just double exis, dude, he's fucking
Speaker 2: him up. He pins them, beats them, and that's uh
Speaker 2: where it probably should have ended.
Speaker 1: But I legit fractured in Iraki's ribs here. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he like shoot injured them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's that's.
Speaker 2: Good for this whole fucking concept. That's good. We should like, yeah,
Speaker 2: break his ankles next time too and shoot them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should put Daniel Peter in the main event
Speaker 1: and that have three guys beat the fuck out of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do a yeah, why not? And then
Speaker 2: let's do next week. Let's do a who can jump
Speaker 2: off the SmackDown fist? The fastest competition.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see who can survive getting thrown off
Speaker 1: a balcony by the Big Show. Next week, curt I
Speaker 1: freaking survived?
Speaker 2: They stop laughing. Yeah, like, dude, what the fuck? Like? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: a kick you in the head and run you over
Speaker 2: with a rike. She's gonna hit you with a car
Speaker 2: this week. Contest.
Speaker 1: All right, well this don't don't get too much now
Speaker 1: because this ship actually sounds crazy good? Yeah do that then?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? What if they had to redo all the w
Speaker 1: WE moments like let's see survive stuff? All right, guys,
Speaker 1: So here's what we're gonna do this week on Tough
Speaker 1: Enough on SmackDown, We're gonna bury all you guys in
Speaker 1: this huge grave, and we're gonna see one who survives,
Speaker 1: and two if anyone can recreate the Undertaker's handcoming out of.
Speaker 2: The grounds, your hand out the grave. All right, now,
Speaker 2: this week, all of you bring your cars in because
Speaker 2: Goldberg's got a monster.
Speaker 1: This week on Tough Enough Heat addition, we will be
Speaker 1: tying up all the contestants of the one million dollars
Speaker 1: tough Enough to the turnbuckle post, and then we will
Speaker 1: be attaching a car battery to their balls soaking wet
Speaker 1: and if anyone survives, uh, then you'll be here next
Speaker 1: week where we push you off the hell in a
Speaker 1: cell into the truck full of hay.
Speaker 2: Oh you think Shane freaking McMahon's a joke, Is that right?
Speaker 2: You think you're better than a freaking rakishi.
Speaker 1: We have a guest trainer here this week, Steve Blackman,
Speaker 1: and he's gonna hit you in the back of the
Speaker 1: kindow stick and you're gonna drop twenty feet in the
Speaker 1: air right onto the stage.
Speaker 2: Oh you think Shane freaking McMahon's a joke? Up some
Speaker 2: of the kurts there every week you're talking about this, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Like that would have been awesome actually talking.
Speaker 2: I mean, if they're gonna fuck with these dudes, why
Speaker 2: not do it to that extent, right, like fuck the
Speaker 2: squats fucking push him off the hell and of cell Today.
Speaker 1: This week on Tough Enough, we're gonna explode your pyro
Speaker 1: in your face and we'll see what happens. No one wins.
Speaker 1: I just want to see what would happened with you guys.
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is unfilmed.
Speaker 1: This I want to see Chrystal ROCKI can, well, you
Speaker 1: would do if he was called.
Speaker 2: Off fireman on Tough Enough DVD Bonus this week, We're
Speaker 2: gonna put you through the ring. You're gonna take a
Speaker 2: back body drop through the hell and of cell into
Speaker 2: the ring for the DVD bonus Extra Tough Enough this week.
Speaker 2: So Kurt gets on the mic after he embarrasses Kristner Raki,
Speaker 2: and he says, who wants to get in the ring,
Speaker 2: And Daniel Peter raises his hand and Kurt says, you
Speaker 2: want to get in the ring with me, get your
Speaker 2: ass in the ring, and Daniel Peter does that, and
Speaker 2: Michael Cole says, Pewter is a cage fighter from Ultimate
Speaker 2: Fighting Championship.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, maybe part of it was they wanted
Speaker 1: this guy to be from the UFC, so when Kurt
Speaker 1: Angle beat his ass, he'd be like the UFC guy.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I thought that one through.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, technically, by the way, Kurt does beat him.
Speaker 2: Kurt wins, but they changed.
Speaker 1: The rules halfway through, but he did.
Speaker 2: The referees. I mean, it's the screw job they saying,
Speaker 2: little screwge ob for her, if anything. So the bell rings,
Speaker 2: they start grappling, I mean they're they're legit wrestling, like
Speaker 2: they're for real going forward here. They didn't think for
Speaker 2: a second to maybe tell this guy anything. Pewter, Like
Speaker 2: even Kurt in the ring kuldn Of said, all right,
Speaker 2: let's fucking roll around a little and then I'll pin you.
Speaker 1: That's what Ego would do to you. I think Kurt
Speaker 1: just thought I'll take care of this kid.
Speaker 2: It must, I mean, and so he thought he would
Speaker 2: because he I mean, he front face locks him, he
Speaker 2: backs him in the corner of the crowd is chanting UFC.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked they didn't like bleed that out on the
Speaker 2: SmackDown Live show.
Speaker 1: No, they wanted that, right, They wanted UFC, and they
Speaker 1: wanted so when Kurt beat him, I think that was
Speaker 1: the idea. Surek WB guys are stronger, these are the
Speaker 1: strongest athletes in this field.
Speaker 2: Well, Kurt goes to slam Pewter, but Pewter grabs a
Speaker 2: goddamn double wrist lock, and I mean he's got him
Speaker 2: and it's in. Like Pewter he could have snapped Kurt's
Speaker 2: arm for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they're on the ground and he grabs the arm, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's it's in. That is like it's in in and
Speaker 2: like he's fucked, like Kurt is in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's super in and Pewter is like
Speaker 1: he's one second away from breaking his arm because I
Speaker 1: think he's just super locked in. Like at this point,
Speaker 1: sure they're really grappling, and like you start grappling and
Speaker 1: like you realize, okay, so we're like really grappling. Like
Speaker 1: there's a different sense that takes over, and he gets
Speaker 1: him down. He gets that Kamor, and he does he
Speaker 1: does try to break his arm. I mean it looks
Speaker 1: like he definitely does. And Kurt reacts very quickly because
Speaker 1: he knows that like if it didn't get broken up immediately,
Speaker 1: his arm is legit gonna get broken.
Speaker 2: So Pewter has this key lock in and his shoulders
Speaker 2: are down, and I think one of the referees gets iggyed.
Speaker 2: I believe it was by Gerald Brisco like on the
Speaker 2: headset to count and he does, you know, ref counts
Speaker 2: to three and it's over, so he lets go to
Speaker 2: hold it's over. Brenengle's arm is not snapped in half,
Speaker 2: and Pewter gets up to shake his hand, and I
Speaker 2: mean Kurt's in his face and he's hot, he is
Speaker 2: talking shit to him, and there's so there's a few
Speaker 2: things we can go over here if you want to
Speaker 2: get into this now, this kind of what happens here,
Speaker 2: because there's you know, different versions of the story. I
Speaker 2: have what the Observer says, I have what Daniel Peter
Speaker 2: says happened as well. So let's uh, let's take a
Speaker 2: look for her, all right. So from the Observer, November fifteenth,
Speaker 2: two thousand and four. Back in the Observer here, Meltzer
Speaker 2: writes on eleven two in Saint Louis, we came a
Speaker 2: few seconds away from having the Steve Williams bart gun
Speaker 2: finish quite frankly, and I was almost ready to cry
Speaker 2: watching this, because you could see that if exactly what
Speaker 2: they didn't want to happen actually did, they have created
Speaker 2: a new star in one night. Meltzer thinks this would
Speaker 2: have made Dan Peter a star, which I guess I
Speaker 2: mean a star in the sense that everyone would know
Speaker 2: who he is forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it would have been reported on by
Speaker 1: a lot of people, like a lot of outlets and things.
Speaker 2: Meltzer, you know, he goes over what happened, you know,
Speaker 2: recaps at all and he says here as we continue on, Angle,
Speaker 2: with his ego bruised, was pissed and refused to shake
Speaker 2: Peter's hand, although he was playing bad guy and may
Speaker 2: have done that anyway. And he whispered to him that
Speaker 2: this was the entertainment business and it's not about hurting people.
Speaker 2: Angle said to Peter, don't you know any better, It's
Speaker 2: not a fucking UFC match, It's an amateur wrestling contest.
Speaker 2: Angle continued, stay off your back? Are you stupid? Are
Speaker 2: you fucking stupid? All right, well, better luck next time
Speaker 2: and get out of my face. When Corderis was counting three,
Speaker 2: in the background, you can see Charles Robinson indicating to
Speaker 2: Corderas that Peter had his shoulder up. Apparently Peter had
Speaker 2: already asked one of the two referees if he could
Speaker 2: do a submission and been told it was okay, it
Speaker 2: was over. Angle was furious in locker room, trying to
Speaker 2: say it wasn't supposed to be a submission deal. He
Speaker 2: was also mad at management because he was given no
Speaker 2: advance notice over what he was supposed to do, so
Speaker 2: it wasn't as if he'd been training even for a
Speaker 2: week to get ready to do shooting after calming down
Speaker 2: Angle expressed interest and also turning it into a major angle,
Speaker 2: but the company wasn't interested. I don't know if it
Speaker 2: would have you know, how much they could have gotten
Speaker 2: out of it turning it into an angle, right, Like
Speaker 2: this kid isn't really a wrestler. Wrestler, so, like, you know,
Speaker 2: they probably could have got something, but they do nothing.
Speaker 2: I guess, you know, I don't know if they just
Speaker 2: didn't see how much of a big deal this was
Speaker 2: to like, you know, coming out of the show, Like
Speaker 2: I don't, like Meltzer said in The Observer, like Vince
Speaker 2: didn't really know that people gave a fuck about this
Speaker 2: and that's why he wasn't going to turn it into anything.
Speaker 2: It would have been cool, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. It would have been interesting at
Speaker 1: the very least.
Speaker 2: Daniel Peter, when talking about this, said, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: People have grudges. At the end of the day. I
Speaker 2: don't hate anybody. Did I make an opportunity for what
Speaker 2: was given shirt? Did I follow yes? Did they say
Speaker 2: no striking? Yes. If anybody's real enough and authentic, they're
Speaker 2: going to tell you what really happened. At the end
Speaker 2: of the day. I've never had a problem with Kurt
Speaker 2: angle per se. And here's Kurt talking about this from
Speaker 2: an interview from two thousand and eight. Kurt says, I
Speaker 2: was in a very awkward situation at that point. I
Speaker 2: couldn't do five push ups. I was in a really,
Speaker 2: really bad shape. My neck was really bad, and Vince
Speaker 2: asked me to do this. He wanted me to wrestle
Speaker 2: all of them. I wasn't worried about Peter, you know,
Speaker 2: he was the last guy. I was more worried about
Speaker 2: the two big guys. I waited about two oh seven.
Speaker 2: My body was deteriorating, my neck was killing me. And
Speaker 2: the first kid I wrestled, I got him in the
Speaker 2: front headlock and took him over. When I did, I
Speaker 2: jam my head into the canvas and both my arms
Speaker 2: went completely numb, and i'd pin the kid. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to do anymore, but I opened my mouth and
Speaker 2: said who else wants some? And nobody would raise their hand.
Speaker 2: Then fans started looking over at them, and Peter was like,
Speaker 2: I'll do it, you know, so I said, come on in.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't believe I'm doing this because
Speaker 2: I can't even feel my arms. Right now. So we
Speaker 2: get in there. The referee started and I take a
Speaker 2: half assed shot because I'm scared to death of my neck.
Speaker 2: Pewter back down and the fans cheered. I was like Geez,
Speaker 2: even attacked them. Every time I attacked him, he would
Speaker 2: back into the corner. The more it went on, the
Speaker 2: more my hands started like I couldn't even close them.
Speaker 2: I ended up getting him, had him in a single
Speaker 2: leg and I went to go do a double leg
Speaker 2: and he grabbed the rope. He grabbed the rope and
Speaker 2: I reached around my back to get him off the rope,
Speaker 2: and that's when he got me in the arm bar.
Speaker 2: Now I had him. All I had to do and
Speaker 2: I would never do it because I don't want to
Speaker 2: hurt any of these guys. But I could have thrown
Speaker 2: them right on his head because both of his hands
Speaker 2: were locked. All I had to do was go backwards
Speaker 2: and throw him right on his head. Instead, I brought
Speaker 2: him in the middle of the ring and you could
Speaker 2: see it on a video. I dropped to my knee
Speaker 2: and I drop him nice and easy on his back.
Speaker 2: Now Pewter starts cranking, and the whole thing was it
Speaker 2: wasn't even supposed to be an ulimate fighting contest. It
Speaker 2: was a wrestling match, but there was supposed to be
Speaker 2: a submission. He was a more on. He would put
Speaker 2: his back on the mat and it wasn't even supposed
Speaker 2: to be one two three count. It was only supposed
Speaker 2: to be a one count. So that's you know, Hurts
Speaker 2: version of that. So, I mean, this is pretty I
Speaker 2: don't know if anything ever comes close to happening like
Speaker 2: this again in terms of, you know, a guy with
Speaker 2: no experience getting in the ring with a dude that's like,
Speaker 2: you know, a vet and almost breaking this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely a time that I remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, Kurt gives him shit in the ring,
Speaker 2: you know, they tells him to get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of the ring, and then uh then that's that's pretty
Speaker 2: much all she wrote. You know, he calls him fucking stupid,
Speaker 2: and you can see it on the show, like he says,
Speaker 2: are you stupid? Are you fucking stupid? Remember the next
Speaker 2: time we get out of my face and tas on commentary,
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's being fed this and Ta says,
Speaker 2: Kurt said, you're in a wrestling contest. What the hell
Speaker 2: you doing on your back? Kurt says, uh, when you're
Speaker 2: in this ring, you're in my ring, and by the
Speaker 2: looks of it, none of you are tough enough. Now
Speaker 2: get out of my face, and then he spikes the
Speaker 2: mic because I imagine he is fucking tilted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh, Kurt was doing freestyle wrestling, Peter was
Speaker 1: doing shoot Kimora's in the raf count of the three count.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on here.
Speaker 2: This is MMA pitch UFC UFC, So.
Speaker 1: Michael Colin taz here they go over the segment. It
Speaker 1: shows clips of Booker T versus Orlando George when Booker
Speaker 1: T glombs JBL and wins the match to face JBL
Speaker 1: for the WWE title at the Survivor Series.
Speaker 2: Speaking of that, we go backstage. Josh Matthews is backstage
Speaker 2: with Orlando Jordan and JBL, and Josh Matthews tells Orlando,
Speaker 2: you have a rematch with Booker T. What makes you
Speaker 2: think the result is gonna be any different than last
Speaker 2: week when Booker T pinned you, And Orlando's looking at
Speaker 2: him like, hey, what the fuck? And he goes to
Speaker 2: say something and JBL stops him from speaking, and then
Speaker 2: he just smacks the dog shit out of Josh Matthews. Dude,
Speaker 2: like full on slap.
Speaker 1: In the top of the head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And JBL says, take that base out of your voice, son,
Speaker 2: this is my chief of staff, mister Jordan. You treat
Speaker 2: him with respect. And Orlando says, let me tell you something,
Speaker 2: you little pizza. I'm gonna beat the hell out of
Speaker 2: booker T, just like I want to do to you.
Speaker 2: And Josh Matthews says, fuck this, fuck this shit. He
Speaker 2: flips out, and I was like, what what am I?
Speaker 2: Is this for real? Like, he says, I'm tired of
Speaker 2: the abuse. And he goes to leave and just says,
Speaker 2: all right, you know what, let's start over. Orlando, you're
Speaker 2: not seeing this in a rational perspective. In order to
Speaker 2: be book T, you gotta have your head in the
Speaker 2: game and not up JBL's rear end. And he pushes
Speaker 2: the mic on Orlando or the leaves.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is one of the biggest pops in
Speaker 1: WWE history right here. Yeah, he says, you need to
Speaker 1: not have your head up his rear end.
Speaker 2: Josh, Josh, Josh.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love this era. I mean, you just do
Speaker 1: whatever you want. Yeah, whatever reaction we want right here,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: At all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this should always made me cry. I
Speaker 1: gotta keep it away with you watching it back.
Speaker 2: Josh Matthews also tough enough guys, So like this means
Speaker 2: something yeah, right to me? Yeah, and you know, thank
Speaker 2: fuck he stood up for what's right. He should have
Speaker 2: told Orlando to stop spraying shit all over himself and
Speaker 2: get his head on the jvl's rent.
Speaker 1: So yeah. Booker t versus Orlando Jordan a return match.
Speaker 2: Survivors Stories by the way, Uh, they show a graphic
Speaker 2: of JB versus Booker brought to you buy the.
Speaker 1: Xbox Nice dude, kick ass not bad.
Speaker 2: I don't really remember if this is a good Survivor
Speaker 2: series or not. So I don't know if Xbox money's worth.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you remember most from it?
Speaker 1: All of it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So Booker takes it to Orlando Jordan's early Here, he
Speaker 1: hit some chops you a rebound back elbow. Booker grabs
Speaker 1: the arm, but Orlando Jordan takes him to the corner
Speaker 1: and then cheats the count to take over for a second.
Speaker 1: Here a bit Booker up and overs off a whip,
Speaker 1: hits a cryonic kick, hits a sidewalk slam, gets a.
Speaker 2: Two count hmm, big ass uh sidewalk slam too.
Speaker 1: Booker T hits the one hundred and tenth street Slam,
Speaker 1: but JBL runs in no, and they started fighting immediately,
Speaker 1: and of course the numbers game is too much as
Speaker 1: Orlando Jordan gets up and they two on one assault
Speaker 1: Booker T and then JBOL hits the clothes line from Hell.
Speaker 2: Clothesline from Hell. I mean, what a fucking finisher this is.
Speaker 1: It's great for an act that's evil because it likes evil.
Speaker 1: It looks like it has evil intent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's just yeah, you're right, it's just mean
Speaker 2: behind it. Yeah, like it's I I'd love it. And
Speaker 2: you know, if you know, JBL could have probably got
Speaker 2: as over with the power bomb, but the clothes line
Speaker 2: from Hell, he just puts some stink on it.
Speaker 1: And like, I do love the cigar power bomb.
Speaker 2: Dude, and so does everyone on the NBI's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, there's always something that holds over from the era
Speaker 1: before it, right, and that is that. So we go backstage.
Speaker 1: The Dudley Boys are here as the Cruiserweight Champion, the
Speaker 1: Boss Spike Dudley, walks.
Speaker 2: Up and he says, you guys ready, you know last
Speaker 2: week I made a deal with kurd Angle that we'd
Speaker 2: eliminate the Big Show. Well, you know you two would,
Speaker 2: and when you do, one of you will be chosen
Speaker 2: as the fourth member kurd Angles team a Survivor series.
Speaker 2: And Bubba says, all right, that's cool, but you said
Speaker 2: you had a plan. And Spike Dudley the Boss says,
Speaker 2: of course I have a plan. I'm the boss. We're
Speaker 2: gonna go down to that ring. I'm gonna call it
Speaker 2: the Big Show and we're gonna eliminate him right now.
Speaker 2: And then he tells Bubba and Devon to get the tables.
Speaker 2: I uh, I gotta say, I actually, I don't know
Speaker 2: how long this lasts. I kind of really like little
Speaker 2: Spike Dudley being the boss of the Dudley.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Josh Matthews one t is here
Speaker 1: with Teddy Law.
Speaker 2: Comes on screen. Austin Pop says, I'm sorry for what
Speaker 2: I did, but I'm tired of being bullied, and Teddy says,
Speaker 2: I understand, but with your job, you have to be professional.
Speaker 2: Booker comes in says Teddy, serious has happened out there? No,
Speaker 2: I want to what the hell Teddy Teddy is disassociated
Speaker 2: in the office.
Speaker 1: Teddy, Teddy, what what what do you want?
Speaker 2: You're the fucking boss. Can you pay attention?
Speaker 1: That's Spike Dudley.
Speaker 2: They give my job, boy player. Well, Booker says, Teddy.
Speaker 2: It ain't making no difference who it is. You're in,
Speaker 2: so Booker team with Josh Matthews.
Speaker 1: Now, so we got to a Dudley Boys town hall.
Speaker 1: It cuts to the ring and Spike Dudley is standing
Speaker 1: on a table as Devon and Bubba pace around the ring.
Speaker 2: Spike is legit. There's a table set up in the
Speaker 2: ring and Spike is standing on top of it and
Speaker 2: he's calling out the Big Show. He says, I'm the
Speaker 2: boss the Bows and I'm demanding you get down this
Speaker 2: ring right now. You're not man enough to fight me.
Speaker 2: You're not tough enough to fight me. Oh come on,
Speaker 2: we already did that segment. It's tough enough's done, Big Lance.
Speaker 1: By the way, I thought Spike Dudley was a cardboard cutout.
Speaker 2: On the I mean it looks ridiculous. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought, like one or two frames into them
Speaker 1: cutting to this scene that that was a cardboard cutout.
Speaker 2: Big ship's too stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he goes to grab him and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, whoa what do we do about this? Teddy? Teddy, teddy?
Speaker 1: What what do you want?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Aren't you forty.
Speaker 2: Figure about yourself?
Speaker 1: Man? Ask me what to do right now?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't watch your match.
Speaker 1: What does it matter if I watched? There didn't You're
Speaker 1: doing another one in two days.
Speaker 2: Here comes the Big Show, and Big Show's very confused.
Speaker 2: He can't believe that either he can't believe the Spike's
Speaker 2: call him out or he can't believe that Spike Dudley
Speaker 2: is very tall. Of a sudden, he's huge. And Big
Speaker 2: Show gets in the ring and Spike Dudley spits right
Speaker 2: in his face, which is pretty nuts, especially because there's
Speaker 2: a guy who's gimmick on the show is spinning in
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 1: And there's another guy who is throwing up a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, we brought back and we're gonna fire again. Oh
Speaker 2: the show goozle Spike, who is standing on the table
Speaker 2: and the Dudleys jump his ass, and Divon goes out
Speaker 2: of his way to fuck a bunch of him in
Speaker 2: the balls from behind. I mean, he really got down
Speaker 2: there for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I respect it. Three d to the Big Show, lay
Speaker 2: them out and uh. The Dudley's then set up a
Speaker 2: table in the corner like Spike is on the second rope.
Speaker 2: They set up one diagonal in the corner. Then there's
Speaker 2: that table that was already set up. The Dudley's trying
Speaker 2: to pick up the Big Show, but he double goozles
Speaker 2: them headbutts, bubba choke slammed Divon through the table, Choke
Speaker 2: slammed a Bubba through the other one, just decimates these
Speaker 2: fucking tables, which I mean, God, these guys gotta go
Speaker 2: to TNA now. There is nothing left for you, guys. Man,
Speaker 2: They are not trying to do shit with you. Guys.
Speaker 2: They gave you that undertaker push and it did not work,
Speaker 2: and they don't see you as shit.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: You gotta go.
Speaker 1: Well. They tried separating him right in the draft, didn't work.
Speaker 2: Didn't work, brought.
Speaker 1: Him back together, didn't work.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: I mean, this segment felt so cold.
Speaker 2: Which is for for a big show, killing dudes and
Speaker 2: going after a guy so so much smaller than him.
Speaker 2: Thing on a tape show. Josh Matthews had a bigger
Speaker 2: reaction than this Angle.
Speaker 1: Well, we get a backstage segment here. Kurt Angle is
Speaker 1: here with mister Peas before Luther Rains and I'm not
Speaker 1: a Mark Jin drag and they're looking for a fourth
Speaker 1: member of their Survivors series team.
Speaker 2: Well, Luther Rains is calling the shots here. He says
Speaker 2: the Dudley Boys didn't get the job done. And Kurt says,
Speaker 2: you know what I'll think of something you guys got
Speaker 2: to think about your tag match coming up, which is
Speaker 2: I started like fist pumping. Wow, Luther Rain's Mark Jindract
Speaker 2: tag match. I can't wait. And boy, old boy, was
Speaker 2: I surprised at how much time they got So KURTI,
Speaker 2: here's something in the distance. I didn't know where they were.
Speaker 2: I thought they were like about to jump somebody. I
Speaker 2: didn't realize that they just heard two guys in the
Speaker 2: locker room talking and they walk over to them. They
Speaker 2: made it seem very sneaky at first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they heard two badass motherfuckers and they had to
Speaker 1: go talk to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they heard Carlito chomping on an apple and his boy,
Speaker 2: Heyeseus is in the fucking party. Let's go like, what's
Speaker 2: top guys here? And Kurt walks up and says, Carlito,
Speaker 2: something funny just came up. We have an opening on
Speaker 2: my Team of Survivor series.
Speaker 1: You know, I heard about your match with see Him
Speaker 1: Punk nextage.
Speaker 2: It was crazy, wow, really long, guys like you guys
Speaker 2: fucking really well. Yeah, they're about to get my boys
Speaker 2: here sometime on the show. Not as much as you guys,
Speaker 2: but I'll give you some time. Nonetheless, he says, what
Speaker 2: about Latino, he versus Carlita cool? Pretty cool? Huh So
Speaker 2: Carlita says pretty cool, and he's eating his apple.
Speaker 1: Carlito and says Carlito cool, And Carlito eats the apple.
Speaker 2: That says cool A plus segment.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like.
Speaker 2: Kurt says, listen, you're a great US champion. I'm a
Speaker 2: great American. It's a great combination. What do you say?
Speaker 2: Carlita takes a big bite of the apple. Good crunch
Speaker 2: on this not edited. It doesn't need to. They should
Speaker 2: have added a Lucia underground smack to him biting the apple.
Speaker 1: Well, thankfully, he always took big bites. Anyways, you could
Speaker 1: always hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, he you know, teases like he's gonna spit in
Speaker 2: kred Angle's face, but he doesn't. He shakes his hand
Speaker 2: and Carldo says, Carlito on Angles team. That's cool. Carlito
Speaker 2: says cool, and the segment's over.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then Kurt says, awesome, we got our fucking team.
Speaker 1: So first things first, we're gonna draw some straws here,
Speaker 1: shortest one has to go stab John Cena.
Speaker 2: Hey, Zush, you have to You're not on my team,
Speaker 2: but you have to draw straw anyway, like it's just
Speaker 2: sorry kind of how the rules are?
Speaker 1: We go backstage. RVD is here as Ray Mysterio walks
Speaker 1: up and says, RVD, what hey.
Speaker 2: And rv DY says, you know they're about to head
Speaker 2: the ring for their tag match, and Already says, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, we're not ready. Let's get synced up. And
Speaker 2: Ray says that he's representing the six to one nine
Speaker 2: and rv DY says, and I'm RVD.
Speaker 1: The he come on, Ray says, you know, I'm representing
Speaker 1: the six one nine, and then there's me rv D.
Speaker 1: That was his thing, and then there's me.
Speaker 2: RVD and they bumped this and that's synced up. They're
Speaker 2: in sync.
Speaker 1: Now, dude, I love this Team. I can't name one
Speaker 1: standout match in my brain, but this is like a
Speaker 1: SmackDown versus Raw Dream Team.
Speaker 2: This has to be Okay, smacked then versus Raw is
Speaker 2: exactly what I was thinking of when I see these two.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that is. I must have just
Speaker 2: played it as a ton of that game or something, or.
Speaker 1: Like two guys I was playing with constantly. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: super due so Xbox presents Survivor series. It's November fourth here,
Speaker 1: which means that Halo two releases in five days. Whoa
Speaker 1: who I mean, if you've been here for a while,
Speaker 1: you've heard me say this one hundred times. If you're
Speaker 1: new here, welcome to me saying this one hundred more times.
Speaker 1: Halo two changed online console gaming forever forever. My goat game, Like,
Speaker 1: this game is so fucking good it's unbelievable. Still holds
Speaker 1: up to this day. The week of a Halo two drop,
Speaker 1: I mean, the world did not know that shit was
Speaker 1: gonna change forever. They logged onto Xbox Live pre patch
Speaker 1: Halo two and they were beating people down ten times
Speaker 1: and they weren't dying. I mean, pre patch Halo two
Speaker 1: was fucked, but post patch Halo two. Very good. Sure,
Speaker 1: seven or eight people that are listening probably know what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'm talking about. Shout out, but it's for them. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know what the lady's like. Yes, sir, So we
Speaker 1: have RVD and Ray Masterio versus Luther Rains and Mark Jendrac.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's time to give the boys some time.
Speaker 1: Mark Jendrak and Ray Mysterio stared down to start things off.
Speaker 1: Just one reminded me of the SVR beginning cuts a
Speaker 1: mini game.
Speaker 2: WHOA, Okay, there was a lot of those two there,
Speaker 2: fucking the lock up or a that's just a stare.
Speaker 1: Down with a stare down the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a Yeah, there's a there's a few. Actually
Speaker 2: those were cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah they were fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Mark Jindrak shakes his hips here, which Ray Mysterio
Speaker 1: takes advantage of, which leads to Ray doing a move
Speaker 1: I do not remember him doing, which is him getting
Speaker 1: down and then punching Jindrack multiple times in the mid section.
Speaker 2: That was awesome. I I don't know why I thought
Speaker 2: of you when he did that, but I was like, Wow,
Speaker 2: this is like such a James thing that just happened
Speaker 2: to her. His legs like he went, oh shit, Ray
Speaker 2: does that, which makes me laugh, and then he stands up,
Speaker 2: hits the rope, spring back Trilton world Head Sisser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Ray was unreal. At this point, Man's him
Speaker 1: and RVD were the coolest dudes ever.
Speaker 2: This movie is fucking insane, Like, I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: fucking good. God bless Gindrack for being able to post
Speaker 2: for this, but or be a base for this. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: but spring back off the second rope, tilt to world
Speaker 2: Head scissorted. He's he actually is fucking good and yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: we're fucking around it. Actually didn't mind this match at all.
Speaker 2: I thought this was like a good story here that
Speaker 2: they it was a little long, but like for what
Speaker 2: it was, I actually thought this was fucking all good.
Speaker 1: Dude, SmackDown versus Raw, Mark Jindrak Finisher.
Speaker 2: Is it the the jump off the top rope.
Speaker 1: Jump to the top rope, God, jump off the top rope? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: If you guys haven't seen Mark Jendrags Finisher and SmackDown
Speaker 1: versus Raw, take a second, load it up, go play
Speaker 1: as Mark Jenderrack and use that move and tell me
Speaker 1: it is not the craziest thing you've ever fucking seen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is like a classic meatheads and cool
Speaker 1: guys tag team match. Dude, it is very good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually was kind of surprised at how uh, I
Speaker 2: don't know what. I don't want to say over the top.
Speaker 2: Lutherans was as kind of like a meathead is actually
Speaker 2: a fantastic way to put these guys like classic, dude, Yes, right,
Speaker 2: that's true. Yeah, that and Luther Rain's like, this is
Speaker 2: the most personality since I've seen him since the Oh
Speaker 2: my god, has the piece before thing happened yet? Or
Speaker 2: is that like soon we're in November of a four?
Speaker 6: Oh my, I don't know, Fuck, I gotta I don't know, dude,
Speaker 6: that might be like around the corner here that fucking wow,
Speaker 6: like we might Oh my god, it is.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's legit.
Speaker 2: Like two or three weeks after this that the four
Speaker 2: thing happens.
Speaker 1: Oh by changes his career, his legacy is cemented in
Speaker 1: two weeks time. So rayn RVD hit the four to
Speaker 1: twenty leg Drop double team for a two. It's not
Speaker 1: called that yet, but there's a funny story of them
Speaker 1: naming it the four to twenty leg Drop and them
Speaker 1: explaining it. I think we talked about on the show
Speaker 1: We have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was they were, you know, Vince, uh was
Speaker 2: is that a is that a weed reference? In? Hayman
Speaker 2: had to ask them for an excuse to tell Vince,
Speaker 2: and I think it was they have four legs and
Speaker 2: twenty is their combined shoe size.
Speaker 1: And Vince said, short thing.
Speaker 2: I don't watch anyway.
Speaker 1: So RBD hits a no look cross body press for
Speaker 1: a two before Luther Raines tags in, h Luther Rain's
Speaker 1: accolades here.
Speaker 2: Crazy they I'm like, oh, they're going to go into
Speaker 2: the story of Luther Raine's here, and like I I
Speaker 2: don't know if I just fucking forgot this. I had
Speaker 2: no idea this was his story. I'm assuming it's true
Speaker 2: because that's a very true chorus, of course, but like
Speaker 2: this is I mean, this is maybe laugh out loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rain's accolades here. Michael Cole runs it down. This
Speaker 1: is pretty much exactly how he runs it down. By
Speaker 1: the way, Luther Raines has been to jail, he's been stabbed,
Speaker 1: he's been shot, kick out by Luther Raines. He got
Speaker 1: his throat slit right, Yeah, brought ear to ear sidewalk
Speaker 1: slamed by Luther Raines.
Speaker 2: It's like video game commentary, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he was stab shot throat, slit ear to.
Speaker 2: Ear, ear to ear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he does one hell of a side slam.
Speaker 1: Least we don't know that yet. He adds to his
Speaker 1: accolades here in.
Speaker 2: Two weeks yeah, you know, yeah, twenty three hours a
Speaker 2: day lockdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we learned about his time in prison and uh,
Speaker 1: his court mandated SmackDown time. That's cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, like there, I hate this. I can't believe
Speaker 2: I'm saying it, but there might have been something to
Speaker 2: this Luther Rane's cat. There might have been something here.
Speaker 1: Well, RVD goes for a sunset flip here and Luther
Speaker 1: Rains charges up his fist and just smacks RVD on
Speaker 1: the top of his head.
Speaker 2: I like was praying that he was going to do
Speaker 2: the jig something double acts. I expected RVD to move,
Speaker 2: Maybe he was supposed to. This is classic move, move
Speaker 2: your hand, what the fuck? But no, Luther Rain's just
Speaker 2: charges up this one axe handle and then hits him
Speaker 2: on the top of the head.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, whoa, there's a bump up there. Don't worry
Speaker 1: for set's coming. Watch the kick so Ray tags in
Speaker 1: with the seated sent on classic Ray hot tag here,
Speaker 1: very nice. Ray dials it up and the crowd literally
Speaker 1: goes insane. Ray and Eddie are the most over guys
Speaker 1: on this show right now, yes, like legitover, like people
Speaker 1: are actually moving and standing up and cheering, not like
Speaker 1: smacked on oh four, everyone's sitting down. But there's a
Speaker 1: load of popover.
Speaker 2: Right If you're coming to smack down, it's for Kurt
Speaker 2: Ray and Eddie.
Speaker 1: So Ray goes to hit the six one nine, but
Speaker 1: Mark Jindrak grabs Ray's legs out of mid air and
Speaker 1: tosses him to the floor.
Speaker 2: God damn he dumps him, dude.
Speaker 1: Lutherraine's full Nelson's. Ray off the floor, hits a full
Speaker 1: Nelson slam. Great yeah, great, big guy.
Speaker 2: Move here, very cool.
Speaker 1: Uh. Jindrag tags in and he tells the ref I
Speaker 1: have till five referee, Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, new am drag.
Speaker 1: And then he hard whips Ray into the corner and
Speaker 1: does the erection of perfection three elbow drops. Yeah, theatrics
Speaker 1: for it to go. We get a nice close up
Speaker 1: of Lutherane's face.
Speaker 2: That was nice, says Lutherans liked what he sees and
Speaker 2: Cole says, I heard the guy likes prison.
Speaker 1: So Lutherines loses his cool on Ray here and then
Speaker 1: stands up and does a tunt with his arms in
Speaker 1: the shape of a horseshoe. Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's fucking awesome, dude. That this is what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about. This part here where Lutheran's goes ballistic stomping
Speaker 2: out Ray. I was like, Oh, if he keeps doing this,
Speaker 2: he'll get over. He very much doesn't keep.
Speaker 1: Doing They told him never ever do that again.
Speaker 2: Stop that ship. Now you need peas.
Speaker 1: Peace and slit his throat from ear to ear. So
Speaker 1: Taz says Cole. Do you not know the size of
Speaker 1: Gen Drag's boot? Jr? Knows everyone's boots size.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know that, Taz just trying to have
Speaker 2: some Van Brenna. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Ray springboards into Mark Genderrack, but Jendrack catches him into
Speaker 1: a tilted world slam he learned. Luther locks in a
Speaker 1: bear hug here and Ray gives Gingderack the clap nice.
Speaker 1: Ray fights back. He hits a Tornado DDT for a
Speaker 1: double down RVD hot tags in clears the ring before
Speaker 1: hitting a sid kick on Gindrac for a.
Speaker 2: Too looks great.
Speaker 1: RVD flips Ray onto and hits a rolling thunder for
Speaker 1: it too. They have a lot of cool double team stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, no wonder why they kept them together. I mean,
Speaker 2: these guys probably in their first two matches as a team,
Speaker 2: had seventeen moves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, RVD kicks Jen Drack, he falls into the six
Speaker 1: to one nine position. Ray follows up on it, and
Speaker 1: then RVD goes for the five star.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Luther Rains grabs his leg though, but RVD holds on
Speaker 1: as Ray comes around and six to one nine's them
Speaker 1: in the corner.
Speaker 2: That was awesome. I love that. I didn't know how
Speaker 2: they were gonna like I thought it was just a
Speaker 2: legit cut off, but Ray hitting the six to one
Speaker 2: nine from an awkward position was very cool. And the
Speaker 2: five star that RVD does after is I mean every time,
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable looking.
Speaker 1: He hits the five star frog splash and picks up
Speaker 1: the win.
Speaker 2: Good to win, I uh, you know, got to get
Speaker 2: the babies up before the big Survivor Series match and
Speaker 2: RVD and Ray again, like I said, I actually like
Speaker 2: this match. This was good, like it was the most
Speaker 2: I fucking think I've seen out of Lutheran's ever due.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did the horsesheet.
Speaker 2: He stopped him out with theatrics.
Speaker 1: He has the horseshoe hair and the horseshoe to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not horseshoe anymore, man, you should let that
Speaker 2: shit go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're mister peas before. How am I mister peas before?
Speaker 2: Just go it a few weeks You'll see I spit
Speaker 2: in the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Carlito's music starts playing. They meet RVD and
Speaker 1: Ray on the ramp here. Jesus is with him his
Speaker 1: big ass pants, dude, I mean they're huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big suspenders on this dude. I mean, but he's
Speaker 2: gonna stab you, and this dude's I mean, this dude's shooter.
Speaker 2: Carlito bites an apple spits into rvd's face, So the
Speaker 2: four of them start brawling. RVD is going at Carlito.
Speaker 2: Off camera, Jeseus comes and obliterates RVD. He hits him
Speaker 2: so fucking hard, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like falls onto the cables, off the into
Speaker 1: the lights.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: They then they pick him up. They send him back
Speaker 2: into the ring. All four dudes now including Horseshoe and
Speaker 2: Mark Jindrak are stopping him out and until Eddie Guerrero
Speaker 2: comes to make the same He's got a chair and
Speaker 2: he hits him in the back with the chair.
Speaker 1: Huge pop.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, Eddie's a star and the crowd is
Speaker 2: super excited to see him, and I mean he fucking
Speaker 2: he gives Jin Drack a good one, gives Luther Ram's
Speaker 2: a good one to the back, sends them reeling and
Speaker 2: they know to continue on, of course, to build for
Speaker 2: Survivor series. But uh, Eddie's gonna get some bad news
Speaker 2: here about Survivor series from the general manager does not
Speaker 2: give a fuck about this show.
Speaker 1: We get a establishing shot here from Saint Louis before
Speaker 1: we get the Survivor Series two thousand and four rundown.
Speaker 2: Yeah pretty uh interesting card, I don't I really don't
Speaker 2: remember anything about this show. So either I just fucking
Speaker 2: was watching TNA and paying more attention to that, or
Speaker 2: this show wasn't good.
Speaker 1: Well, Heylo two came.
Speaker 2: Out, well, Undertaker and Heinder REGs on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, heyway two just came out. I
Speaker 1: understand why. Yeah, so we have Jericho, bin Wa, Maven
Speaker 1: and Randy Orton versus Snitsky, Edge, Batista and Triple Huh.
Speaker 1: This is the more important Survivor Series match because the
Speaker 1: winning team will control Raw for a week. I don't
Speaker 1: know if the SmackDown one has the same stip or not.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it has any step, but I
Speaker 2: think it's just for.
Speaker 1: When they started combining these shows for the bigger shows,
Speaker 1: like Raw usually was always like we have all this
Speaker 1: cool stuff going on, and SmackDown is all yeah. Right.
Speaker 1: We have Shelton Benjamin versus Christian for the Icy title,
Speaker 1: that's probably good. We have Trish Stratus versus Leader for
Speaker 1: the women's title. I feel like both of those matches
Speaker 1: are like perpetual feuds that just go on forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I bet that Trish Leader one is
Speaker 2: cool too. I don't don't know if that's what fucking
Speaker 2: one is. Leda's like last match that's.
Speaker 1: Like later, right, Yeah, I actually don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess her last matches with Trish, So anytime
Speaker 2: I see in this era that like they're facing him, like, oh,
Speaker 2: is this Leada's last one and Trica's last one too?
Speaker 2: But I don't know if they face a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have RVD Big Show, Raymisterio and Eddie Guerrero
Speaker 1: versus Luther Rain's, Mark Jinderat Carlito and Kurt Angle. Yeah
Speaker 1: that all changes yeah here in just a second. Actually. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we have Undertaker versus Hide and Right.
Speaker 2: I mean they loved, they loved bringing in a guy
Speaker 2: and immediately putting him with Taker. I don't know why
Speaker 2: they did that so often. I feel like it's like,
Speaker 2: especially for here and the next like few years, they
Speaker 2: do that a lot. And I don't know a single
Speaker 2: guy that it worked out well for.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean Taker just needed guys to run through, right,
Speaker 1: he just needed shit to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably what they were thinking too, Like we'll
Speaker 2: give him some seat, they'll get a run from just
Speaker 2: being in the ring with Taker, learn something, and then
Speaker 2: you'll go back to hell.
Speaker 1: We get a pre tape here last week on SmackDown.
Speaker 1: Paul Hayman is here with a contract in a dark room.
Speaker 1: They use this room a lot on SmackDown. I swear
Speaker 1: it's always with take Her Too.
Speaker 2: They do it is with take Her Too, because I
Speaker 2: remember they did the one with fucking Uh. I swear
Speaker 2: it was Brock and Taker's wife.
Speaker 1: I remember Brockman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucking they did do that
Speaker 2: out You're right, and uh, why why is it so dark?
Speaker 1: It just makes it look cinematic.
Speaker 2: Hmm okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1: Taker's pissed though, He's like, damn, I have to face
Speaker 1: hide in a right co.
Speaker 2: Did he goozles Hayman? You booking this? No, no, it's
Speaker 2: not anymore.
Speaker 1: It's not me.
Speaker 2: If you don't know take her face the Dudley's and
Speaker 2: if he didn't purposely lose they were going to cement
Speaker 2: like a concrete fucking uh what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like they were going to kill Paul Bearer by burying
Speaker 1: him in a cement grave, right, and they do the
Speaker 1: ray Dudley was going to kill Paul Bear and.
Speaker 2: Then Undertaker like Undertaker.
Speaker 1: Kills him because he hates him.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to do this, Dad, Dad, He mentions
Speaker 5: it here. He says, let by guns be by guns.
Speaker 5: I gave you a pass with the Paul Bear situation.
Speaker 2: What you get as what are you talking about? This
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense? He says, I want you to
Speaker 2: witness what happens to those souls who think they can
Speaker 2: look into the eye of the dragon. And the contact
Speaker 2: is not for a match because heiden Reid can't work.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand that was Undertaker easter Egg.
Speaker 1: He was trying to get Danielson to come in at
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I will say, the idea of someone leaving WWE and
Speaker 1: then always dying on the way out to the Undertaker
Speaker 1: does sound pretty sweet. If the Dudley Boys are gonna
Speaker 1: go to TNA, their last deal on w W should
Speaker 1: be Undertaker killing them.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck not? Right? Like, and it should always
Speaker 2: be the concrete grave.
Speaker 1: It's not even a part of the fucking show. Like
Speaker 1: the show is going off the air. They had the
Speaker 1: main event, you know, it's it's Booker t versus Orlando
Speaker 1: Jordan for the nine time.
Speaker 2: Of course it is.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, okay, that's all the time we
Speaker 1: got here? What is that? And then as it's faded
Speaker 1: to black, you see the Dudley Boys in a cement grave.
Speaker 2: Dying an Undertakers standing there too. Of course, because you
Speaker 2: need doing the top on the ground with the tongue,
Speaker 2: he's doing the post.
Speaker 1: And what is that? Oh my god, Undertaker's killing the
Speaker 1: Doubling Boys.
Speaker 4: And next week on Tough enough, we'll see if you can.
Speaker 4: It's survived the concrete grave. I turn somebody eliminated.
Speaker 2: They have to get into the concrete. Crenagle's there and
Speaker 2: he's making sure the business are laughing.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Teddy Long is here trying to
Speaker 1: enjoy his time reading a SmackDown magazine.
Speaker 2: I mean, all the articles in that magazine are probably great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another price. Sweet. Eddie walks in and he says hey, man,
Speaker 1: and Teddy doesn't respond. He says, hey, hey, dude, Teddy,
Speaker 1: what do you want the fuck? Holy shit? Can I
Speaker 1: get ten fucking minutes here?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, I guess now that you're here, Eddie,
Speaker 2: you know what fucking raised on on your fucking team anymore? Okay?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Why?
Speaker 1: The whole deal with this situation is that Teddy Long
Speaker 1: came up with a way better match like ten seconds ago,
Speaker 1: and he said he's rocking this off.
Speaker 2: He tries to play like he tries to say that, oh, Eddie,
Speaker 2: like you picked your team like way faster than you
Speaker 2: should have. I already have ray booked what.
Speaker 1: He has ray booked and Ray didn't know it, which
Speaker 1: is classic WWE Right, you don't sign any contract deals,
Speaker 1: you just get put in matches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking Teddy says sorry, man, like, yeah, Ray's aren't
Speaker 2: in the match. I made the match. I didn't know
Speaker 2: you're gonna pick your team. It's a four way. I
Speaker 2: even haven't had time to tell the participants who they are.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we needed a good opener to be to
Speaker 1: be very honest with you, Eddie, we just needed a
Speaker 1: good opener, like your match is probably you know we're
Speaker 1: you guys are edging on a cage match yellow. So
Speaker 1: we thought, fuck it, we'll take Ray out. Maybe they
Speaker 1: can get a cage match of Green on theirs. And
Speaker 1: here's what I was thinking. You can let me know,
Speaker 1: maybe you're you know, you come on something a little better.
Speaker 1: But I was thinking making Chava Guerrero, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley,
Speaker 1: and Ray Mysterio. Cruise Waits says, uh oh that sounds great.
Speaker 1: That's good idea. Actually, So we cut to the ring.
Speaker 1: We see an arm wrestling table and we are told
Speaker 1: that we will see Don Marie versus Jackie Gata in
Speaker 1: an arm wrestling contest.
Speaker 2: They do call her miss Jackie, which I don't want
Speaker 2: to call her because miss Jackie is Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is jack.
Speaker 1: Actually didn't write miss Jackie down once here because yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: miss Jackie.
Speaker 2: I wrote Jackie only. Yeah. I agree. So Michael Cole says,
Speaker 2: last week at the Halloween costume party, we all remember this,
Speaker 2: don Marie was in a nurse's outfit, but for other reasons?
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean? Probably the reasons one then,
Speaker 2: other than being a nurse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no shit, And the first thing don Marie says
Speaker 1: is I'm a nurse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Cole, I think you're lying. She's in the
Speaker 2: outfit for all the right reasons. She says, she's nursing
Speaker 2: Charlie back to health. So yeah, they're doing an angle
Speaker 2: where don Marie says she's fucking Charlie Haas, who is
Speaker 2: engaged to Jackie, and uh, Jackie comes out and kicks
Speaker 2: Don Marie's ass, and by the way, Charlie Hass is
Speaker 2: injured thanks to Billy Kidman.
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Speaker 1: the PS two.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: Actually, I can't say I'm a huge kind of sour
Speaker 1: of those games, but I've always held they're good and
Speaker 1: I think they're actually coming out with a new one
Speaker 1: here soon, so I might give it a shot. Why not.
Speaker 2: What kind of game is it?
Speaker 1: It's a pilot game.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, okay that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you fly planes and stuff. Yeah, ship, Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of those games. Maybe it's like Crimson Skies. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that game that's Xbox. That's Xbox.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a launch. Was that a launch?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one of the early games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ace Combat is super popular. I mean, I mean, making
Speaker 1: five of them even nuts. Yeah, I mean there's a
Speaker 1: lot more now. They got another one, and they got
Speaker 1: a pretty big reaction set. Maybe we can check it
Speaker 1: out eventually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why not.
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Speaker 1: over too.
Speaker 2: They make a few huge.
Speaker 1: Fucking movie Yeah fuck, I mean this movie is so popular.
Speaker 2: This is the first one too, right, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Very first one. And Arm and Hammer. It's the box
Speaker 1: that your mom has in the back of the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: Which she did, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never really asked why or what. I just accepted
Speaker 2: that that's I have. I do too.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: And they said, well, this is apropos because they're gonna
Speaker 2: be using their arms for this fucking arm wrestling contest.
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna have them fly a plane.
Speaker 2: And then then we're gonna become superheroes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so lock in, we got a couple of cool
Speaker 1: weeks there.
Speaker 2: So Don Marie is introduced first here, and she comes
Speaker 2: out and says she likes to dedicate her victory to
Speaker 2: her Charlie, My Charlie, I love you, Charlie. And then
Speaker 2: there's I mean a really awkward pause because I'm assuming
Speaker 2: like the waiting for Michael Cole to introduce Jackie, but
Speaker 2: Don was just holding the mic and didn't really know
Speaker 2: what to do, and and Taz on commentary says, all right, now,
Speaker 2: where do we go from here? Don Marie, as Michael
Speaker 2: Cole's getting on of the ring, grabs a handful of
Speaker 2: Michael Cole's ass, and Taz is in the middle of
Speaker 2: a sentence and sobs himself and says, well, what the hell,
Speaker 2: oh my god, by golly, gee geez, what the hell.
Speaker 2: It's like fucking the worst thing Taz has ever seen
Speaker 2: in his life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this show started, by the way, with dudes eating
Speaker 1: pasta and milk and now we got the arm wrestling
Speaker 1: match here.
Speaker 2: Why didn't the tough enough guys do the arm wrestling.
Speaker 1: Well, the tough enough guys are going to be doing
Speaker 1: something even crazy. They were alone here in just a minute.
Speaker 2: Be in the airplanes. Yeah. So they're in the ring.
Speaker 2: They're setting up. They got the arm wrestling set. Is
Speaker 2: that what you call it? I guess like a little
Speaker 2: thing here, you know, which put your elbows.
Speaker 1: This is a regulation match sanctioned under the rules of.
Speaker 2: Arm wrestling, and the RAF tries to get them set,
Speaker 2: and I mean Jackie has her you know, elbow down down,
Speaker 2: dabs her up crazy like it makes a great sound, like.
Speaker 1: Pretty sweet dap. Yeah yeah sure, I mean really clamps
Speaker 1: that thing in there.
Speaker 2: So the arm wrestling begins and there's a little struggle.
Speaker 2: Jackie starts to win, and then down Marie does this
Speaker 2: Samo jokerd anglehead butt Jackie can and takes her out
Speaker 2: like full on head but I was like, holy fuck,
Speaker 2: Don jumps on her. Their cat fighting shit is going
Speaker 2: nuts hot angle here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Don Marie was in a cat fight
Speaker 1: every single week. I mean she's been doing a cat
Speaker 1: fight every single week since she was in.
Speaker 2: Eas w well, Charlie Haass is now limping down the
Speaker 2: ringside on crutches with a big ass boot on, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, this is gonna be this is a classic, right,
Speaker 2: They're gonna be cat fighting. Charlie Hoss will get in
Speaker 2: the ring, they'll roll over him, his leg will be hurting,
Speaker 2: and then they'll both tend to them. That's what I expected.
Speaker 2: What I did not expect was Hide and Rech to
Speaker 2: come out and beat the fuck out of Charlie.
Speaker 1: OK's I expect that.
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 1: I knew that was gonna happen. Yeah, it was one
Speaker 1: of those deals. I just knew.
Speaker 2: So Hide Reich comes out, the girls are cat fighting
Speaker 2: on the floor. Now, how Doi comes out and knocks
Speaker 2: the crutch out of Hass's hand and punches him in
Speaker 2: the head. And the story here is that Hide and
Speaker 2: Reich thinks that this is the Undertaker? How is that possible?
Speaker 1: Very similar?
Speaker 2: Not like there's not one Like Undertaker should have been
Speaker 2: mad backstage at this comparison. There is not one similarity.
Speaker 2: They don't do one move, they don't have one similar feature,
Speaker 2: nothing in this world that you can compare the two
Speaker 2: of them as other than they're both on SmackDown. So
Speaker 2: hide Reich is beating the shit out of Charlie Haas.
Speaker 2: Jackie gets in the ring, and I mean, not only
Speaker 2: does she try to attack Hide and Reke, she slaps
Speaker 2: the shit out of him and he shoves her down.
Speaker 2: He's stomping out Charlie Haas's leg and Hayman comes down says, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're gonna John, You're gonna get fired. I don't think
Speaker 2: he was never John heiden Reich on this show. This
Speaker 2: is a super Hayman thing to just call him his
Speaker 2: shoot name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know why he wasn't fucking
Speaker 1: John hiden Reich.
Speaker 2: I don't know either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't understand. I don't understand anything
Speaker 1: that's happening here. You know, like he does this, he
Speaker 1: does that, he loses the Undertaker, So what point does
Speaker 1: he get over?
Speaker 2: He just has to get over enough that Undertaker can
Speaker 2: beat him when somebody cares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well failed, Yeah he lives here. I'm a big
Speaker 1: chocolate bar now.
Speaker 2: Dude, bro, don't worry about that. That's fucking no problem.
Speaker 2: Hayman also is holding a straight jacket, which was a
Speaker 2: part of his gimmick because he's crazy, and he's so
Speaker 2: crazy that when this ends, Hide and Reich just grabs
Speaker 2: the straight jack and webs his face with it and
Speaker 2: kind of just walks out.
Speaker 1: Because he don't know what the gimmick is. What do
Speaker 1: you want to do with this?
Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do with this? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: mean this could This is getting no reaction, by the way.
Speaker 2: They couldn't even figure out how to dub this enough
Speaker 2: to make it sound like somebody cared. Hein Reich is
Speaker 2: beating the shareless guy, and Hayman saying, John, it's not Undertaker,
Speaker 2: it's Charlie Hass, and hein Reich says, Undertaker's he picks
Speaker 2: Moss up. This is the Undertaker, and then he picks
Speaker 2: him up, and I think he's gonna do a dominator.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, dominator is pretty sweet. It's like
Speaker 2: a good move. He's a fucking shoulder breaker.
Speaker 1: Come on, Scott Norton style, Like come like, you're.
Speaker 2: Not Scott Norton, you never will be. Then he does
Speaker 2: the Taker pin on Hass and does the tongue and
Speaker 2: Hayman very audibly, John please, and heder Reg says Undertaker
Speaker 2: and Hayman, this is funny as shit, says Undertaker just
Speaker 2: out loud, pinning Charlie Haas, and Hayman off camera says,
Speaker 2: it's not Undertaker, it's Charlie has.
Speaker 1: Like I don't yeah, I sadly don't understand any of this.
Speaker 1: I also think that this is one of the deals
Speaker 1: where WWE like was rushing through stuff with guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean we even saw it a little bit
Speaker 1: earlier too. I mean even the dam Marie. Then we've
Speaker 1: taught about four but they would be loved doing stuff
Speaker 1: that they've done a hundred times. I mean they've done
Speaker 1: the arm wrestling thing five or a thousand times, so
Speaker 1: like you know, it's like do the arm wrestling thing
Speaker 1: and then fight and then we'll break it up. Da
Speaker 1: da da. They're not even trying to sell the thing anymore,
Speaker 1: like here with Hide and Reich, Like, I mean he
Speaker 1: assaulted Jackie.
Speaker 2: Gator dude, Yes he's down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially in two thousand and four where like super
Speaker 1: no contact and it's like you could have really sold this.
Speaker 1: Send out a bunch of people, try to protect her.
Speaker 1: He's hurting people, grab somebody and make him bleed. Have
Speaker 1: I mean, like how how easy would have been to
Speaker 1: sell this guy as a monster. You send out a
Speaker 1: bunch of cops and shit or security sure to like
Speaker 1: help and like he's decimating them. I mean, get him
Speaker 1: on top of him, beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker 1: You know, show show like a real shaky shot of
Speaker 1: like one of the security guys bleeding at the top
Speaker 1: of his head, like make him gig and like hiding Reich,
Speaker 1: you know, the guys trying to get away and hiding
Speaker 1: rights like stalking them down now, and that's how you
Speaker 1: get out of the scene and like that sells whatever
Speaker 1: this is. But instead it's just so fucking dumb. It's
Speaker 1: Paul Hayman going that's not undertaking Charlie has and hiding
Speaker 1: and right doing a shoulder breaker like fuck doing moves,
Speaker 1: fuck doing any of that ship getting the fuck out
Speaker 1: of dudes, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't even think about it until you said that. Nobody
Speaker 2: comes out to stop this at all.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like it was a deal where
Speaker 1: like we we they were skipping over everything just to
Speaker 1: get to like, Okay, we just need this to happen
Speaker 1: so we can get to this and show this in
Speaker 1: a package next week, Like we weren't even trying to
Speaker 1: sell like this was so creatively Like this was like
Speaker 1: void avoid creative input.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: It was just they wrote something down up piece of
Speaker 1: paper and said, yeah, just fucking finish it up. We'll
Speaker 1: get to the main.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean that's exactly what it was. And like
Speaker 2: we by the way, this is a month. This is
Speaker 2: a couple months after they already did the thing where
Speaker 2: hiding and Rek was on top of the smack down
Speaker 2: fist saying he was gonna jump off of it.
Speaker 1: Like in the characters like give him the chocolate bar
Speaker 1: and send it to heat. So recaps the tough Enough
Speaker 1: stuff from earlier. So much of this show as recaps.
Speaker 2: Good God, I know, dude, Like how could this have
Speaker 2: been for the live crowd? Like you think they cut
Speaker 2: a bunch of shit or was this like a you know,
Speaker 2: two hour in and out we're going home?
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah. So Alis knows out here, he tells
Speaker 2: everybody that they can vote on who they think is
Speaker 2: tough enough. You can vote on wb dot com and
Speaker 2: they play the Papa Roach song and al goes down
Speaker 2: the list of guys and the crowd reacts accordingly. For
Speaker 2: some reason, Christener ROCKI told the crowd the fuck off immediately.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he did that.
Speaker 1: Chris O'rocky had his ribs tape.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, while I was looking up the Pewter stuff,
Speaker 2: I did see the thing you were talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he his ribs were broken. Yeah, that's nuts. Well, when
Speaker 2: you know they're getting down to the end of that
Speaker 2: segment there and Tory Wilson comes out and Tory Wilson says,
Speaker 2: next week we're gonna have sex. So watch the beginning
Speaker 2: of SmackDown because Tory Wilson's gonna have sex.
Speaker 1: I was thinking as I was watching this, I was like,
Speaker 1: they should just let these guys shoot fight each other
Speaker 1: for a few minutes and they see's left standing, Why
Speaker 1: the fuck just send them to the ring and just
Speaker 1: have like a gauntlet, like one guy young, one guy out,
Speaker 1: just whoever's still standing whatever. Like I would have loved
Speaker 1: to see that, Like that's like the most two thousand
Speaker 1: and four era thing I've ever heard, is just a
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes go to the ring with their shirts
Speaker 1: off and beat each other up to the last guy's standing.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, Yeah, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: They would have got way more over than how directed.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's good g ass. People are like, oh
Speaker 1: hell yeah right, people with the craw probably ripped their
Speaker 1: shirt off start fighting.
Speaker 2: No, instead, we're gonna do the Tory Wilson sex tests
Speaker 2: where may Young's involved.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's like they fake them out that
Speaker 2: the winner's gonna fuck Tory Wilson. Instead they get to
Speaker 2: make out with may Young.
Speaker 1: Dude, that shit was so fucking funny, and like it's
Speaker 1: funny because like it shouldn't have been. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was even supposed to be funny, like when they
Speaker 1: wrote it. He says here at the start of the show.
Speaker 1: Next week, every one of them will be taking the
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson sex test, Like not even subtle at all,
Speaker 1: Like I thought there was gonna be some subtlety humor
Speaker 1: to this at all. But I actually think that them
Speaker 1: being so uh front facing with it is actually the
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever fucking heard. Yeah, we're gonna do
Speaker 1: the Tory Wilson sex test next week. Who was to
Speaker 1: have sex with me? Like that is so.
Speaker 2: Fucking funny, the best fucker.
Speaker 1: It's like they thought about making a joke and they said, ah,
Speaker 1: fuck it, just say just say to toy Wilson sex tests.
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson legit stares down everyone after saying that they're
Speaker 1: gonna take the toy Wilson's sex test one by fucking one.
Speaker 1: What are the odds of this happening? One by one? Done?
Speaker 1: The list? The miss looks at her in the eyes.
Speaker 1: Six seven? What them? Fuck what? Tory Wilson should have
Speaker 1: gone the mic and said, no more sex? Yeah you,
Speaker 1: no more sex, You're done.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, he sucked it up for you all.
Speaker 1: They play a pre tape here where a big show
Speaker 1: comes out with the hair and uh, this ship, this
Speaker 1: ship kind of looks like my hair.
Speaker 2: I'm cook.
Speaker 1: Come on, so when it's time, when it's time, are
Speaker 1: you gonna shoot me with the body? My shirt off,
Speaker 1: take me out, kill me, kill me?
Speaker 2: No, dude. Instead, next week we're gonna see how good
Speaker 2: of a funker you are.
Speaker 1: Next week the deadline sex test.
Speaker 2: Okay, buddy, if you need me to fucking hit you
Speaker 2: with it, I mean, can't we just we can just
Speaker 2: go get you a haircut. I don't got a train
Speaker 2: kill me, No, don't, dude. It does have to go
Speaker 2: like that. We could just it does go like to
Speaker 2: a barber, like get you right?
Speaker 1: Oh way, we get the main event here, Booker T
Speaker 1: and Josh Matthews one T versus Jbol and Orlando Jordan.
Speaker 2: I mean a SmackDown main event anywhere. By the way,
Speaker 2: thankfully James huge match announced for next week. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be big show for Secret Angle in Corpus Christy Nice,
Speaker 2: yes ww's hometown.
Speaker 1: Booker T goes to do his tunt and his entrance
Speaker 1: and Josh Matthews is standing right where the fire would
Speaker 1: be and Booker throws him and says, do not die
Speaker 1: to the fire police.
Speaker 2: Dude, he legit grips someone the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 2: Man's trum you.
Speaker 1: Josh Matthews then does the Eric Young scared of the
Speaker 1: Pyro gimmick.
Speaker 2: Tremendous always works.
Speaker 1: I mean this, this whole thing always works. A guy
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be good at wrestling but is great trope
Speaker 1: when you sparingly just very good.
Speaker 2: They do say that he was an og tough enough finalist,
Speaker 2: and uh Tez says, well, I trained him along with
Speaker 2: Al Snow, so if he wins, I'll take credit for it.
Speaker 2: But for now, I'll say Al Snow trained him.
Speaker 1: So Booker and JBL start things off here. This is
Speaker 1: the WB title match at Survivors Series, and Booker is, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's bringing it to the champ. Here, JBL hits a
Speaker 1: running shoulder tackle from the buckle. I always love that.
Speaker 2: That's very two.
Speaker 1: Booker tags into Josh Matthews. Here. Matthews heads to the
Speaker 1: top and hits a flying cross body press to Orlando
Speaker 1: Jordan and a drop kick to JBL on the outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I mean some of that reaction may have
Speaker 2: actually been real. I bet people were excited to see
Speaker 2: the kid fucking you know, hit some shit on the Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it always works. Yeah, JBL's piss He runs into
Speaker 1: the ring. Here, Matthews tags back into Booker. T very
Speaker 1: good stuff. Here, JBL pushes Booker to the corner. He
Speaker 1: knocks Josh off the apron, but the ref counts that
Speaker 1: as a tag.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right because Booker, I guess hits Josh and that,
Speaker 2: you know, any contact I guess is a tag.
Speaker 1: JBL throws Booker into the steps here, and Josh Matthews
Speaker 1: jumps on JBL's back to try to stop him. Oh
Speaker 1: my God, and JBL just slams him right on the ground.
Speaker 2: He flips him over his head so hard. The splat
Speaker 2: is like pretty gnarly.
Speaker 1: Orlando picks up Josh, he slaps him around and beals
Speaker 1: him across the ring. Here JBL comes in and beats
Speaker 1: up on Josh Matthews also.
Speaker 2: Dude, he I mean, JBL chops the shit out of
Speaker 2: his side. He clubs on the back. He They keep
Speaker 2: bumping Booker off the apron because he's, you know, trying
Speaker 2: to struggle to get up. I mean, he kicks the
Speaker 2: He kicks Josh so hard in the back.
Speaker 1: Here Orlando hits a punch combo on Josh, but Booker
Speaker 1: finally gets him up and takes him down. Ye, Booker
Speaker 1: gets the hot tag. Here comes in hits two back
Speaker 1: body drops. Booker goes for a line in the corner,
Speaker 1: but JBL ducks and hits the ropes just for the
Speaker 1: clothesline from hell. But Booker grabs him into the book end.
Speaker 1: That was hot, hits the book end. Yeah that is awesome.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah that was cool because I was
Speaker 2: like I was ged up for the close off from
Speaker 2: hell because I love to take the buckle and then
Speaker 2: fucking hit the ropes. That's shit. I know, you fucking
Speaker 2: love that. Yeah, and like right into the book end
Speaker 2: is very cool. He hits a book in Orlando too.
Speaker 1: Orlando comes in and Booker also hits him with the bookend.
Speaker 1: Like you said, Booker sends jbl out of the ring
Speaker 1: and then hits the ax kick on Orlando to pick
Speaker 1: up the win, very dominating win here for Booker going
Speaker 1: into Survivor series.
Speaker 2: I mean, Booker looks great, man. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: we we can't talk about it enough on this show,
Speaker 2: how much we how highly we think of Booker T's work,
Speaker 2: especially you know w CW to fucking I mean, we
Speaker 2: love this teenage shit too, really, so uh, he looks
Speaker 2: great here. Ye. You know, crowd's always into Booker T.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever seen Booker T not
Speaker 2: come out to a reaction. You know, totally totally makes
Speaker 2: sense that he'd be in a top angle here, I do.
Speaker 2: I will say though I was expecting a very WWE
Speaker 2: outcome of Josh Matthews getting the pin.
Speaker 1: That would have been funny, but I think they had
Speaker 1: a game plan here for Booker, and thank god, thank god.
Speaker 1: Then that's what they ended up going with here and
Speaker 1: it was the right Orlando Jordan, Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Booker, you know, getting to win is
Speaker 2: a lot makes a lot more sense. And Booker, you know,
Speaker 2: he tries to help Josh up at the end here,
Speaker 2: and Josh is dead weight, and eventually Booker just says off,
Speaker 2: fuck it and goes to the corner and celebrates for
Speaker 2: himself and that's the end of the show there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's uh, I mean, this is I mean a very
Speaker 2: two thousand and four SmackDown is really the best way
Speaker 2: to describe this. There's nothing like super offensive, but nothing
Speaker 2: that's like, man, they were really cooking here, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a middle of the street SmackDown for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, the guys that are over are over
Speaker 2: because they've been over, and the guys that they want
Speaker 2: to get over are not getting over.
Speaker 1: Yeah weird, you're competing with Halo too, Now win over.
Speaker 1: Y'all better do something every week. Crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for our retro review, and now
Speaker 2: it's time for the main event.
Speaker 1: Who wants to read some fucking names?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Now it's time for the main event, the Patreon shoutouts segment.
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