WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.400 I had this like nice thing this weekend though, where well, 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:09.240 it's kind of sad, right because in my Bockle flats, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:11.919 like we're we're all pretty tight and we hang out 4 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:13.839 a lot, and one of our neighbors has to move 5 00:00:13.839 --> 00:00:16.359 out after living there for seventeen years because her landlord 6 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:21.039 is selling her flat. And I know, and it's just 7 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:23.600 like and it was so interesting, right because the neighbors 8 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:24.239 were all hanging out. 9 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:25.559 We're having a party, right. 10 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:30.719 I magically survived to hangover, probably through my power of 11 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:33.960 just like being a fairly regular drinker anyway. But you know, 12 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:37.119 like let's not let's not analyze. 13 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.320 While Eleanor wasn't hungover on Sunday. We don't need to 14 00:00:39.359 --> 00:00:40.079 go into all that. 15 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:44.759 But I was noticing this like really quite interesting sort 16 00:00:44.759 --> 00:00:49.560 of breakdown politicularly where like my neighbor who was moving out, 17 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:54.039 I think she's gonna be like either super young boomer 18 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:58.159 or like older gen X, Right, and then like all 19 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.679 of the zoomers were too cool to hang out with 20 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:02.640 us in the building. Ed you know what fair fucking 21 00:01:02.679 --> 00:01:04.920 play like good, Like you don't need to hang out 22 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:05.480 with the zeamers. 23 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:08.079 We're all like come over, drink drink this free wine. 24 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:09.879 You see us hanging out outside, and they're like, yeah, 25 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:12.719 I gotta go and look, you know what fair play 26 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:17.200 to you. But we were like saying to Sarah, yeah, 27 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:19.640 it like fucking sucks because like her landlord is like 28 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:21.799 selling all his properties because they're going to bring in 29 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:26.840 like the like smallest modicum of taxation on landlords uh 30 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:28.840 in the UK. So all of these flats are suddenly 31 00:01:28.879 --> 00:01:31.400 getting sold and she's like, yeah, you know, he owns 32 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:36.680 thirteen flats, And the millennials are like, what the fuck 33 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:40.000 that's like so immoral Jesus Christ, you know, like I 34 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:42.680 mean like like this is disgusting. I can't fucking And 35 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:47.040 she's like, no, no, no, he's a nice man like, 36 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:52.599 but I'm like the dude who had you paying rent 37 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:55.640 for seventeen years, who's now kicking you out of his flat, 38 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:58.640 a flat that I hasten to add he paid like 39 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:03.280 forty five thousand pounds, so he's just like made money. 40 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:06.000 Hand over a fist off. My neighbor now kicking her 41 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:08.280 out so that he can like get some other giant 42 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:11.919 payout payday and she's got to move out like two 43 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:14.879 more zones, like, which is so in like we have 44 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:17.280 like these circles, so it's like the zone one is 45 00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:19.479 the middle and then da dada. So now she's gonna 46 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:22.960 be like way the fuck out there, and she's still like, no, no, 47 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:26.439 my landlord is fine, and like all millennials are like, 48 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:29.719 I'm building a guillotine right now. I'm gonna like starch 49 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:32.680 public like registry and I'm gonna go find this address. 50 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:34.599 And I just thought it. It was like really interesting, kind 51 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:36.439 of like the. 52 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.919 Dichotomy there, and then like you know, it was also 53 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.719 Eurovision this weekend, and and then she was like, well, 54 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:45.199 I'm gonna go watch Eurovision, and like all of us 55 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:46.840 were like, oh, we're not, and she's like, why don't. 56 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.360 You like Eurovision. 57 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:50.039 We're like we all like Eurovision, but Israel's in Eurovision, 58 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:53.080 so like we're not We're not watching because of well, 59 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:56.120 like you know, the pink washing. And she was like, oh, 60 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:58.520 well I don't think about that bye, and we're just 61 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:02.159 like okay. 62 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:02.800 And I didn't hear it. I didn't hear a god 63 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:08.199 damn thing about about Eurovision, to the point that when 64 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:14.560 I saw like somebody quote tweeting an article about a winner, 65 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:18.719 I was like, did they they have Eurovision and I 66 00:03:18.759 --> 00:03:21.560 didn't know about it, and I didn't. 67 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:24.960 Well, I mean, the thing is like, yo, I gotta 68 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:26.919 tell you what, all the comrades, as far as we're. 69 00:03:26.759 --> 00:03:28.879 Concerned, Eurovision didn't go down. I'm not joking. 70 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:32.240 Like Israel put all this money into like running ads 71 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:36.360 in Australia and America being like please vote for Israel 72 00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:41.240 in the Eurovision, so like they came as a result, 73 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:43.960 you know, because like everyone's boycotting right like, and then 74 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:47.560 the people who aren't boycotting are just watching Eurovision like 75 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:50.400 normal people and voting for who they want the most. 76 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:54.080 But Israel is like running this thing where everyone is 77 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:58.879 like calling in twenty times for them from like America 78 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:03.599 and you know, fucking like Australia and all this stuff. 79 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.199 And then they're like, see everybody loves us, and it's 80 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.960 like nohing, oh my god, Like it's just that you're 81 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:13.120 the only ones left watching, right and it's like. 82 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:15.680 And you still got second, and you still couldn't win. 83 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:19.360 You rigged the whole thing. The whole thing was pulled out. 84 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:25.759 It was rigged, and you couldn't do it. Like that's 85 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.120 the thing. I don't know who won. I don't care 86 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:31.160 they could be the second coming of Abba. Or they 87 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:33.319 could be you know, one of those things, one of 88 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:36.160 those like Icelandic groups that wins every so often or 89 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:42.439 something that's like, nah, we do the the the icy beats, yeah, 90 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:46.680 or something, and they're just like not the icy Beats 91 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:49.399 and you're like, yeah, man, that's cool. Whatever, Like it 92 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:51.680 could be the it could be the worst mumblecore rap 93 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:54.399 shit in history. They could be the coming of Abba. 94 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:57.720 But like, still, you didn't win. The whole thing's geared 95 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:58.800 for you. It doesn't matter. 96 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.480 Yeah, yeah, I think it was Austria. 97 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:04.519 I think Austria one, but I don't But I don't know. 98 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.759 I don't know, Like I don't know what the songs 99 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.560 are because I'm just like, because you're not going to 100 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:10.720 catch a girl participant. 101 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:15.160 Do they play the songs on the radio after? Is 102 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.160 that like the thing? I mean, I don't listen to 103 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:18.000 the radio here. 104 00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:20.000 Really, I mean not here, babe. 105 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:22.839 They don't really play Eurovision songs on the radio here, 106 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:26.759 do they No. It's like I mean, in theory maybe, 107 00:05:26.759 --> 00:05:28.480 but it's like I mean, to be fair, like we 108 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:30.879 usually have dogshit songs in the UK. 109 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:33.680 So I just meant like they like there's like a 110 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:36.399 winning song ever, like yeah. 111 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:38.160 Since. 112 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:44.560 Okay, so Justin's take on this is if it's a 113 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.480 really good song, they'll put it on the radio. But 114 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:49.839 the UK hasn't had a good song since arguably books 115 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:52.439 Phizz is making your mind up. So you can go 116 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:54.720 listen to that afterwards for a little treat. 117 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:58.319 Oh, Gena G. That's right, Gena G. 118 00:05:59.160 --> 00:05:59.399 Yeah. 119 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:04.120 Yeah, she had a very small dress on. You know, 120 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:06.800 that's what Eurovision is all about. That's what Eurovision is 121 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.639 all about, small clothes. I mean, I think the first 122 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:11.360 time I ever saw it, wait, no, that wasn't the 123 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:13.040 first time. It was much after that, but I just 124 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.319 think of him fondly. There were these real oiled up, 125 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:19.079 shirtless irishmen this one year. God, what a time to 126 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:23.639 be ill, like they were just so oily luke. Oh 127 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:27.399 the Polish milk maids who were like jacking off, like 128 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:29.079 the like butter churns. 129 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:30.120 That was memorable. 130 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:34.160 But we're boycotting that bullshit and it sucks because I 131 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:38.000 love Eurovision so fucking much. But I can't even I 132 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:39.480 can't even be watching it. But you know what I 133 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:41.879 could do is I could go watch like videos of 134 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:44.720 old ones Man when there was like the Estonian guys 135 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:48.480 who dressed up like pirates ship that was so good. 136 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:49.560 Oh my god. 137 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:54.439 You know, it is like it has such a cultural 138 00:06:54.480 --> 00:07:00.360 hold on Europe, and like for good reason I didn't 139 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:07.160 and like I couldn't tell you like a thing like there. 140 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:10.720 I couldn't tell you a thing about it, about what happens. 141 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:14.160 I know, like a couple of bands that are really 142 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.959 famous and I kind of like have gotten their starts 143 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:19.759 there and like, but other than that, it's just like 144 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:22.839 some kind of like competition. And when I found out, 145 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:25.079 like for a long time, I thought it was like 146 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:27.199 a cultural thing, so I was like, we're gonna show 147 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:29.839 up and do like our cultural ways or something like that. 148 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:34.480 So you have like people doing likes and shit like that. 149 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:39.240 And then I was like, oh, it's just a concert 150 00:07:39.519 --> 00:07:42.399 and oh that's fun, like okay, cool, like but like 151 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:47.519 I had a come like one million percent different idea 152 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:51.000 of what it was than what it actually was. Like 153 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:53.079 I thought, you know, like everybody was kind of like, 154 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:59.759 here's are you know, whatever our uh whatever music we 155 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:02.360 have that we kind of like or whatever, and that 156 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:05.279 was it. And then finding out it's just like this 157 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:10.920 huge like loo battle of the Battle of the bands 158 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:16.079 for the weirdest fucking shit you've ever heard, and occasionally 159 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:19.199 the best electronic music ever, and you're just like. 160 00:08:20.879 --> 00:08:25.920 Cool, like fundamentally, Luke, this is our culture, but it's 161 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.959 like our beautiful European culture and like the always sunny 162 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:31.480 way where it's likes or I'm European, you know. 163 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:35.559 I know I am. I am not hating. I am 164 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:39.240 simply saying that I was badly mistaken about exactly what 165 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:40.480 Eurovision was. 166 00:08:40.919 --> 00:08:41.519 Yeah. 167 00:08:42.919 --> 00:08:46.600 Probably like it's probably like a I don't know, like 168 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:49.360 five or ten years ago, and I was like, oh, okay, 169 00:08:49.799 --> 00:08:51.559 And I don't know why I thought that, because I 170 00:08:51.639 --> 00:08:53.919 knew Abba came from it, but I guess maybe I 171 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:56.519 thought that, like they I don't clean Dion. 172 00:08:57.879 --> 00:08:59.600 Yeah, yeah, who represented Switzerland? 173 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:03.279 About to say she's not. 174 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:08.240 No, but she represented she represented Switzerland. Yeah, I mean 175 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:10.720 there's not euphoria song Like that song is real. That's 176 00:09:10.720 --> 00:09:12.159 a real song, you know. 177 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:15.919 Uh, you know, like you occasionally get real songs. 178 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:18.440 But it's like, yeah, I mean it just sucks because 179 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:20.480 we can't have nice things anymore. 180 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:22.879 So uh, and it's such a nice thing. 181 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:27.399 You remember that Planet of the Bass song that was yeah, 182 00:09:27.679 --> 00:09:32.679 a couple of years ago. Yeah, that that is all 183 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:34.080 Eurovision songs. 184 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:41.720 To me, ideal. Like, I get really annoyed when because 185 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:43.279 there's you have two options. 186 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.679 You have the Planet of the Bass song or well 187 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:49.679 actually three, or you have some like an insane metal 188 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:54.600 from a lot of the the like the Nordic countries 189 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:59.600 will occasionally send metal and you're like, great, fantastic, And 190 00:09:59.639 --> 00:10:02.639 then the other option is that like sometimes people just 191 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:05.279 send these sincere ballads and it's like, get the fuck 192 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:08.080 out of here. I hate it. I hate it every 193 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:10.720 time someone sends a ballad. I'm like, get I don't 194 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:13.000 want to see a ballad. I don't want to hear 195 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:16.759 abaid I. Also, I mean, the cute thing I'm telling 196 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.000 people is that I'm boycotting Eurovision until Australia is kicked 197 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.559 back out again because I don't think that Australia belongs. 198 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:25.399 I think that Australia should be allowed to vote, but 199 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:27.600 I don't think that they should be allowed to participate. 200 00:10:27.799 --> 00:10:31.600 But why should they be allowed to vote? Ah, you know, 201 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:35.759 they should be allowed to vote thing. Canada almost certainly should. 202 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:40.960 I want them to have participation without representation. That's what 203 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:45.440 I think that the Australians should have, Okay, I don't, 204 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:48.039 I'd like I And it's so funny because like the 205 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:50.320 first one they said, and they were like, oh yeah, 206 00:10:50.320 --> 00:10:51.279 we said a really good song. 207 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.159 I'm like my good brothers. 208 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:56.759 My brother's in hooning, my brother's in gooning, my brother's 209 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:58.960 in christ That song was not good. 210 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:01.360 That was a bad ballad. 211 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:04.200 And it's it's going to dot gun out there from 212 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:07.919 the Olympic regun w the dub. 213 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:12.519 Centism, you know, Like I'm doing Australian references now, I'm 214 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:15.240 like a send machine Gun Filatio. That's who I want 215 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:17.840 to see representing Australia. But if you're gonna come at 216 00:11:17.840 --> 00:11:20.039 me with some boring ass ballad like I don't want 217 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:23.840 to see it. Yes, I'm making references to Australian bands 218 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.399 from the odds. I don't even know if machine Gun 219 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:28.080 Flatio exists anymore. But I tell you what, Paging Mister 220 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:31.799 Strike is a banger of an album that, yeah, of 221 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:34.000 course you haven't believe look at Australian band. 222 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:40.279 I've heard a couple of songs by Australian bands in excess. 223 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:41.879 Kylie Minogue, Things of this. 224 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:48.240 Nature, Minute Work, The Safety dance. Hello, they taught me 225 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:49.360 I could dance if I want to. 226 00:11:49.879 --> 00:11:52.519 That's so true, That's so fucking true. 227 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:55.440 Actually, I'm trying to think of any other Australian bands. 228 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:55.720 I know. 229 00:11:56.600 --> 00:12:02.039 Was Silver Chair from Australia, Yeah, they were there, Nies. 230 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:07.480 Who are those ones who did Prisoner of Society and 231 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:12.480 west en Riot little Australian band I can't recall anyway. 232 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.000 I'm sure there are. I'm sure some Australian persons going 233 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:19.320 to tell us why this is rude and offensive? 234 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:23.279 I love hate Yo, You're looking at a girl who 235 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:26.559 has seen the Hilltop Hoods in concert like five times, 236 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:29.200 like including here in London, like when the Hilltop has 237 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:32.600 come to London, I go because I love Australian rap 238 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:36.360 slash Adelaide based rap apparently, so you know, like, don't 239 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:40.279 don't worry about what I'm willing to see it in concert, Okay. 240 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:43.960 I after this, I'm going to listen to whatever this is, 241 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:48.960 and these people do not this. If this does not 242 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:53.679 have ristine Australian accents while rapping, I'm gonna be furious 243 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:55.919 if they do the English thing where they lose it 244 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:57.039 when they start singing. 245 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:02.320 So I'm immediately sending you YouTube videos of the Hilltop 246 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:04.720 Hoods because you're going to be so delighted. 247 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:08.080 I need I need the word war to be rhymed 248 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:10.960 with the word na oh, I. 249 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:18.000 Mean so true, so true. Uh God, Like, I gotta 250 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:20.759 tell you the Hilltop Hoods are the ones to go 251 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:25.399 to for all of your Australian based needs if that's 252 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:26.879 what you want, and that's what I want. 253 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:29.799 I don't want, like, don't give me this iggy Azalia. 254 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:33.279 I'm pretending that I don't have an accent ship like 255 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:36.360 I want do not put on an American accent. 256 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:38.200 I want you to like ride with it. 257 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:41.799 So yeah, that her awful song would have been so 258 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:44.679 much better. She did just like fast things fast and 259 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:45.919 the like what like. 260 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:48.279 Realist. 261 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:51.919 Yeah. If she had been doing that, fine fine whatever 262 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:56.879 that we would like at least it would have been funny. 263 00:13:57.559 --> 00:13:58.559 Instead it was just bad. 264 00:13:59.080 --> 00:14:09.279 I'm still in the mode of business right right. 265 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:10.159 You know. 266 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:12.919 Actually, new New New One. 267 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:17.000 Australia can stay in the Eurovision, but only if they 268 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:21.919 send Alia and she has to rap with her real accent, or. 269 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:25.799 They send Nicole Kidman. They just send Nicole Kibman out there, 270 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:27.879 and they're like and just like what am I supposed 271 00:14:27.879 --> 00:14:28.039 to do? 272 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:29.039 Like, I don't know, I don't know. 273 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:30.559 What do you do? 274 00:14:30.679 --> 00:14:32.799 What are you famous for? She's like, I'm an actress. 275 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:35.960 Hugh Jackman, he can sing, and dad he can? 276 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:41.240 He can't? Yeah he can and he loves to do it. Yeah, 277 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:43.000 you can get him out there. We all love it. 278 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:44.759 Does he still I don't does he still really have 279 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:46.000 an Aussie accent anymore? 280 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:48.879 When yeah, yeah he does. 281 00:14:49.039 --> 00:14:52.919 It's just you know, I saw this like hilarious comment 282 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:57.360 online lunch on, like a video of like Margot Robbie 283 00:14:57.399 --> 00:15:00.919 doing press and this woman was like what she insist 284 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:02.840 on having an Australian accent. 285 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:05.799 She knows how to talk properly. She's just doing this 286 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:06.639 to show off. 287 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:10.960 This woman is like, once you learn how to do 288 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:14.879 an American accent, just like keep doing it. 289 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:20.759 Like it's very funny. 290 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:25.320 I cannot. I cannot talking properly people slandering a good 291 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:26.440 Aussie accent. 292 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:28.600 It's one of it's one of our best accents. 293 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.039 It is like I tell, I tell you what if 294 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:34.000 if I met an Australian woman when I was younger, 295 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:36.080 like they could have talked to me and they just 296 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:37.440 be like, oh wow, that's. 297 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:42.360 How you end up anything married in my experience, just 298 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:44.759 like you know, that's what that's. 299 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:45.639 How they fucking get you. 300 00:15:45.799 --> 00:15:49.159 He starts talking about the Milanda Gildachuk and you're just like. 301 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:52.039 Mat next thing you know, you're on You're living in 302 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:54.799 Newtown for three years and your wife. 303 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:55.159 To the fuck up. 304 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:55.720 That's all. 305 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:57.360 That's all I'm saying is like you meet, you meet 306 00:15:57.360 --> 00:15:59.080 an Australian accent at the wrong age. 307 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:00.200 That's all over for you. 308 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:09.799 So yeah, mm hmm, what what a shit show? 309 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:14.159 We should do our job instead. I'm talking about. 310 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:21.600 Folks. If you're Australian, right in and uh. 311 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:25.960 Hey you got that's a really bad one. Uh. 312 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:28.840 If you're Australian, ride in and tell me who your 313 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:30.759 favorite Ozzie Rules football team is. 314 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:32.879 It should be the Swans. 315 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:36.039 I don't know. I have no opinion about that except 316 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:39.159 one time. Uh, when we lived in Denver, me and 317 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:45.080 my wife were really really high and we're late and 318 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:48.240 on ESPN sometimes in the middle of the night, they 319 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:51.559 show fucking Ozzie Rules Football here and we just watch 320 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:55.279 like slack job for like two hours. This is great. 321 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:55.759 Yeah. 322 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:57.879 I don't do it often because I'm not staying up 323 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:00.279 that late, but yeah, it was pretty fun to watch. 324 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:03.080 I like Ausie rules football and rugby and all that. 325 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:08.160 It's nice, you know, but I prefer my British American football. 326 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:08.759 But what is it? 327 00:17:09.559 --> 00:17:11.160 Yeah my boorish. 328 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:17.880 My boorish improper football. Yeah anyway, Yeah, let's that's a 329 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:24.319 lot like aland that is yep, because they have uh 330 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:25.960 ball sports there too. 331 00:17:26.079 --> 00:18:15.799 Yeah, there we go, baby. 332 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:03.359 Hello, and welcome back to We're Not So Different, a 333 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:06.039 podcast about how I've never done a bad segue. My 334 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:10.920 name is Luke. I'm an amateur medievalist, and as always 335 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:19.319 I'm joined by doctor doctor Ellen. I can't even, I 336 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:27.279 can't even or a I don't know many. Yeah, and 337 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:32.599 I'm here with doctor Eleanor Yaniga, who is anything but Hello. 338 00:18:32.839 --> 00:18:33.079 Uh. 339 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.680 Today we're gonna talk about al Andelous again. But uh, 340 00:18:37.400 --> 00:18:39.279 first we got a question. I got a couple of questions. 341 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:43.039 First from Gaffzie. My impression of the Renaissance papacy is 342 00:18:43.079 --> 00:18:46.720 that it was viewed as an Italian institution and whoever 343 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:49.519 was pope was more than likely going to be from 344 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:52.960 the Peninsula. Is this accurate? And if so, how slush? 345 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:56.119 When did the state of affairs arise? Where their periods 346 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:58.240 where popes were more likely to be from some other 347 00:18:58.359 --> 00:19:02.799 nationality like German or friends. How did that affect things 348 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:03.160 in Rome? 349 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:06.880 Yeah, so the thing about the papacy is really, if 350 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:12.359 you're being honest, it's mostly an Italian institution of the 351 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:13.599 popes two hundred and. 352 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:17.920 Seventeen, I've been Italian. I was looking this up. 353 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:23.599 Fun fact, any pope that is called Pious, Boniface or 354 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:29.359 Paul was Italian, which is really helpful. That's a really 355 00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:34.920 helpful thing to kind of remember. And but like it's 356 00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:38.680 just mostly you get Italian. So yeah, you're like, you're 357 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:45.599 not wrong, You're goddamn right. Second, up is France? Unsurprising, right, 358 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:49.200 because what ends up happening with that is, you know, 359 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:53.680 obviously during the avenue and papacy, like that's what's going down, right, 360 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:56.240 is it's just like it's it's time to France. 361 00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:00.240 That isn't saying that there weren't others. 362 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:04.519 So like Sylvester is the second he's one, you know, 363 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:07.079 and you get the the occasional ones from around the shop, 364 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:11.400 like in the High Medieval period, it's more likely that 365 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:15.039 you're gonna get the dudes from around the shop, like 366 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:17.279 you know, oh, here and there. It's like, oh, we're 367 00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:20.759 we're having you know, like there's Adrian, right, like the 368 00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:22.799 one English pope and guys like that. 369 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:23.079 You know. 370 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:28.279 But in the very earliest bits of the papacy, you 371 00:20:28.279 --> 00:20:30.480 get popes from a lot of different places, so you 372 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:32.519 know the levant like so you'll have like a bunch 373 00:20:32.519 --> 00:20:36.400 of Syrian popes, right, like that's that's the thing that exists, 374 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:37.480 or African. 375 00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:39.039 Popes, you know, people who've come from Tunisia. 376 00:20:39.720 --> 00:20:43.680 There's a couple of Byzantine popes for example, and so 377 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:45.920 like all of these things are coming about at the 378 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:48.160 time when you would expect like very very early on 379 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:52.319 year one hundred, year two hundred, things like that. Same 380 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:56.240 with like there's like one Portuguese one from. 381 00:20:56.039 --> 00:20:57.720 From pretty early on. 382 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:00.920 You got a couple of Spanish popes and they come 383 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:02.880 in like exactly when you think that they're going to 384 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:05.039 come in, so end of the fifteenth century, beginning of 385 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:08.880 the sixteenth so like when Spain is incredibly powerful, Yeah 386 00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:11.640 you get a pope. So yeah, like you're bang on here. 387 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:13.240 This is one of the things that happens if you 388 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:17.480 are in a cultural ascendancy in the medieval and early 389 00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:22.000 modern period. You are more likely to get a pope 390 00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:27.559 on the throne because of the way that political influence works, 391 00:21:27.640 --> 00:21:32.880 just fundamentally fundamentally, whereas kind of like now, you know, 392 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:35.319 we were talking about it the other day, like you 393 00:21:35.359 --> 00:21:37.279 can have an American pope now because America is like 394 00:21:37.359 --> 00:21:43.799 becoming suitably uninfluential, right, But for the most part, I mean, yeah, 395 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:48.960 popes are popes are Italian, Like I mean, it's like 396 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:52.480 by a measure of hundreds, the popes are telling. 397 00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:54.839 So yeah, like if you call the Renaissance. 398 00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:58.079 Babe see Italian, I'm not mad about it at all, Slash. 399 00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:00.759 I think that's you know, probably the way that it is. 400 00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:04.839 It's just that we're kind of being Italian papacy brackets 401 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:08.079