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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R, but your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour brought to you by our iHeartRadio Music Festival

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<v Speaker 2>took the wraps off that yesterday. Trips up for grabs

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<v Speaker 2>again today nine oh five with US one oh five

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<v Speaker 2>this afternoon and then five oh five this afternoon as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a text enter and win deal.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's a big, bigger rock representation this year, the Offspring,

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<v Speaker 3>Sammy Hagar, a bunch of rock bands in there. So uh,

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully you win a trip. It's paired up with one

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<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars. That's not too shabby. Hey, was that again?

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<v Speaker 3>You get those keywords, you text them to two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and two hundred. What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that helicopter still circling around when you walked in

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. There's a helicopter that was like circling this

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<v Speaker 2>general area earlier this morning. Yeah, do you think internef

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<v Speaker 2>there's live action or not?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no helicopters, because I would have noticed that. But

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<v Speaker 3>maybe that was just the life coaches people making sure

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<v Speaker 3>place is secure.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearing the airspace could be okay, perhaps let's begin. In China,

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<v Speaker 2>a Chinese woman was devastated after she discovered her boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>was cheating on her after taking a look at his phone.

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<v Speaker 2>After breaking up, she said she was utterly miserable and

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<v Speaker 2>cried for literally three days in an attempt she was

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<v Speaker 2>unable to, you know, just recover from this devastating thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and she wanted him to share in some of her

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<v Speaker 2>misery and feel the same kind of pain and emotion

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<v Speaker 2>she's going through because he caused it. So she had

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two hundred pounds of onions delivered to his front

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<v Speaker 2>door and said, I've cried for three days, now it's

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<v Speaker 2>your turn.

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<v Speaker 3>How much does wait, did you say twenty two or

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty two hundred pounds of onions?

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<v Speaker 3>So know how much that runs you. Onions are a cheap,

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<v Speaker 3>cheap product. So for a twenty three hundred pounds, I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even way him out of the store. Just

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<v Speaker 3>find one that's you know, semi good stick in a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'll be fourteen cents.

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<v Speaker 3>She'd chop them all because if you don't chop them,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't do their trick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just you know, men as a

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<v Speaker 2>symbolism and then just to cause him a pain in

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<v Speaker 2>the assid expense of having one. Yeah, it probably costs

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<v Speaker 2>more to have him removed than Yeah, the purchase price

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<v Speaker 2>of them. I'll give her a. I think it's creative

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<v Speaker 2>b B plush for creativity. Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Good job?

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<v Speaker 2>But again, why even by he was cheating on you? Honey?

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<v Speaker 3>Move along?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's wait. I know it's from the sidelines.

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<v Speaker 2>It's easy to say that, but you gotta do what

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<v Speaker 2>you got.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, them being boyfriend girlfriend, who knows

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<v Speaker 3>how long.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's keep it in the produce department for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>For another analogy, Apple Tree, anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, Taco, you're becoming an observing the helicopters still

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<v Speaker 3>I think they meant to say unobservant. Still there. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see a chopper coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>I look on the news here to see what's what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. I don't know if we're under attack or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, all right, Apple Tree. With this

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<v Speaker 2>story out of North Carolina, uh, the mother of a

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<v Speaker 2>high school student attacks a principal and the school superintendent

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<v Speaker 2>after a meeting about her daughter's participation in fighting at school.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll show you wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Parenting one on one here. Uh huh, don't you call

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<v Speaker 2>my baby ugly?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll whoop your ass. You got a picture of said mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, let me see if there's one here or.

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<v Speaker 3>Not any names anything. I'm just trying to Okay, what

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<v Speaker 3>is her name? Her name is Mariah Hector? Not a

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<v Speaker 3>bad looking mom charged with assault US school employees. Pretty young?

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<v Speaker 3>You said her daughter's in high school? Yeah, she's thirty three. Wow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she must have yeah, fifteen sixteen, fourteen sixteen, Yeah, probably.

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<v Speaker 3>You know the deal where you have the baby before

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<v Speaker 3>you even have the car seat in the car or

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<v Speaker 3>driver's license for that matter. Yeah, he signed up for

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<v Speaker 3>driver's ed. But do you show how to hook up

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<v Speaker 3>the baby seat? Because I got them right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have baby seats on public buses or do

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<v Speaker 2>you have to bring your eye? Does that work? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you know what I did? I did take a

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<v Speaker 3>public bus down in the keys. Did not see any

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<v Speaker 3>baby seats. I think it's a b yobs, that's my guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got yelled at for drinking beer in there,

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<v Speaker 3>sock beer. Remember I had to take one of my

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<v Speaker 3>socks out of my bag to use it as a

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<v Speaker 3>koozie because the bus driver's yelling, I see you back

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<v Speaker 3>there drinking beer, guys, none of that. I'll pull this

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<v Speaker 3>bus over.

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<v Speaker 2>Had something they don't see in a regular basis in

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<v Speaker 2>the Florida keys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. Come on, she's got plus she's got a

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<v Speaker 3>bus full of inmates from whatever that place is.

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<v Speaker 2>What what's that the stock Stock Island, stock Island.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, remember the guy with the stab balloon. I took

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<v Speaker 3>a bus ride with a bunch of guys who just

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<v Speaker 3>got out of jail. Some of them are serious, some

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<v Speaker 3>of them just keys arrests. It was interesting. Had beers

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<v Speaker 3>with the guys at the bus stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Good times. Well, I guess now that I look at this, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>this could have been the headline of the weekn tender.

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<v Speaker 2>Pornhub is pulling out of France, the entire country.

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<v Speaker 3>Porn Hub is pulling out from France. Yes, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>a good one. Tongue in cheek or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's this is another one of those deals where

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<v Speaker 2>pornhub is running into some uh some issues because France

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<v Speaker 2>is now uh enacted a law similar to what nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>states here in the United States have done, including Florida

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<v Speaker 2>with age verification for adult sites, and porn Hub just

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<v Speaker 2>would rather than even have to deal with the potential

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<v Speaker 2>of violating said rules and regulations and laws in this case,

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<v Speaker 2>just we're not going to deliver our content to your

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<v Speaker 2>whole country.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, we don't need the friction, so we're pulling out. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>we can go all morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to also point out I believe France,

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<v Speaker 2>France must be cleaning up their vice side of things

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<v Speaker 2>because now this law, and they just passed something that

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<v Speaker 2>really curtails smoking in many places in France now, which

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<v Speaker 2>was a favorite. We all know that everybody's a smoking, smoking,

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<v Speaker 2>smoking all the time in France.

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<v Speaker 3>They're doing smoking laws. Yeahs, come on, France.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not just word the naked ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, that's say Hapa. I was just thinking they're getting

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<v Speaker 3>rid of them. Next.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not dancing on porn Hub.

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