Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one
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Speaker 3: You get those keywords, you text them to two hundred
Speaker 3: and two hundred. What's that?
Speaker 2: Was that helicopter still circling around when you walked in
Speaker 2: this morning. There's a helicopter that was like circling this
Speaker 2: general area earlier this morning. Yeah, do you think internef
Speaker 2: there's live action or not?
Speaker 3: No, no helicopters, because I would have noticed that. But
Speaker 3: maybe that was just the life coaches people making sure
Speaker 3: place is secure.
Speaker 2: Clearing the airspace could be okay, perhaps let's begin. In China,
Speaker 2: a Chinese woman was devastated after she discovered her boyfriend
Speaker 2: was cheating on her after taking a look at his phone.
Speaker 2: After breaking up, she said she was utterly miserable and
Speaker 2: cried for literally three days in an attempt she was
Speaker 2: unable to, you know, just recover from this devastating thing,
Speaker 2: and she wanted him to share in some of her
Speaker 2: misery and feel the same kind of pain and emotion
Speaker 2: she's going through because he caused it. So she had
Speaker 2: twenty two hundred pounds of onions delivered to his front
Speaker 2: door and said, I've cried for three days, now it's
Speaker 2: your turn.
Speaker 3: How much does wait, did you say twenty two or
Speaker 3: twenty three?
Speaker 2: Twenty two hundred pounds of onions?
Speaker 3: So know how much that runs you. Onions are a cheap,
Speaker 3: cheap product. So for a twenty three hundred pounds, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't even way him out of the store. Just
Speaker 3: find one that's you know, semi good stick in a bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fourteen cents.
Speaker 3: She'd chop them all because if you don't chop them,
Speaker 3: it doesn't do their trick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it was just you know, men as a
Speaker 2: symbolism and then just to cause him a pain in
Speaker 2: the assid expense of having one. Yeah, it probably costs
Speaker 2: more to have him removed than Yeah, the purchase price
Speaker 2: of them. I'll give her a. I think it's creative
Speaker 2: b B plush for creativity. Why not?
Speaker 3: Good job?
Speaker 2: But again, why even by he was cheating on you? Honey?
Speaker 3: Move along?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's wait. I know it's from the sidelines.
Speaker 2: It's easy to say that, but you gotta do what
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, them being boyfriend girlfriend, who knows
Speaker 3: how long.
Speaker 2: Let's keep it in the produce department for this one.
Speaker 2: For another analogy, Apple Tree, anybody.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, Taco, you're becoming an observing the helicopters still
Speaker 3: I think they meant to say unobservant. Still there. I
Speaker 3: didn't see a chopper coming in.
Speaker 2: I look on the news here to see what's what's
Speaker 2: going on. I don't know if we're under attack or something.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, all right, Apple Tree. With this
Speaker 2: story out of North Carolina, uh, the mother of a
Speaker 2: high school student attacks a principal and the school superintendent
Speaker 2: after a meeting about her daughter's participation in fighting at school.
Speaker 3: I'll show you wow.
Speaker 2: Parenting one on one here. Uh huh, don't you call
Speaker 2: my baby ugly?
Speaker 3: I'll whoop your ass. You got a picture of said mom?
Speaker 2: Uh, let me see if there's one here or.
Speaker 3: Not any names anything. I'm just trying to Okay, what
Speaker 3: is her name? Her name is Mariah Hector? Not a
Speaker 3: bad looking mom charged with assault US school employees. Pretty young?
Speaker 3: You said her daughter's in high school? Yeah, she's thirty three. Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean she must have yeah, fifteen sixteen, fourteen sixteen, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3: You know the deal where you have the baby before
Speaker 3: you even have the car seat in the car or
Speaker 3: driver's license for that matter. Yeah, he signed up for
Speaker 3: driver's ed. But do you show how to hook up
Speaker 3: the baby seat? Because I got them right here?
Speaker 2: Do I have baby seats on public buses or do
Speaker 2: you have to bring your eye? Does that work? Oh?
Speaker 3: Wait, you know what I did? I did take a
Speaker 3: public bus down in the keys. Did not see any
Speaker 3: baby seats. I think it's a b yobs, that's my guess.
Speaker 3: I just got yelled at for drinking beer in there,
Speaker 3: sock beer. Remember I had to take one of my
Speaker 3: socks out of my bag to use it as a
Speaker 3: koozie because the bus driver's yelling, I see you back
Speaker 3: there drinking beer, guys, none of that. I'll pull this
Speaker 3: bus over.
Speaker 2: Had something they don't see in a regular basis in
Speaker 2: the Florida keys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Come on, she's got plus she's got a
Speaker 3: bus full of inmates from whatever that place is.
Speaker 2: What what's that the stock Stock Island, stock Island.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember the guy with the stab balloon. I took
Speaker 3: a bus ride with a bunch of guys who just
Speaker 3: got out of jail. Some of them are serious, some
Speaker 3: of them just keys arrests. It was interesting. Had beers
Speaker 3: with the guys at the bus stop.
Speaker 2: Good times. Well, I guess now that I look at this, uh,
Speaker 2: this could have been the headline of the weekn tender.
Speaker 2: Pornhub is pulling out of France, the entire country.
Speaker 3: Porn Hub is pulling out from France. Yes, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: a good one. Tongue in cheek or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this is another one of those deals where
Speaker 2: pornhub is running into some uh some issues because France
Speaker 2: is now uh enacted a law similar to what nineteen
Speaker 2: states here in the United States have done, including Florida
Speaker 2: with age verification for adult sites, and porn Hub just
Speaker 2: would rather than even have to deal with the potential
Speaker 2: of violating said rules and regulations and laws in this case,
Speaker 2: just we're not going to deliver our content to your
Speaker 2: whole country.
Speaker 3: Basically, we don't need the friction, so we're pulling out. Yes,
Speaker 3: we can go all morning.
Speaker 2: I would like to also point out I believe France,
Speaker 2: France must be cleaning up their vice side of things
Speaker 2: because now this law, and they just passed something that
Speaker 2: really curtails smoking in many places in France now, which
Speaker 2: was a favorite. We all know that everybody's a smoking, smoking,
Speaker 2: smoking all the time in France.
Speaker 3: They're doing smoking laws. Yeahs, come on, France.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just word the naked ladies.
Speaker 3: Here, that's say Hapa. I was just thinking they're getting
Speaker 3: rid of them. Next.
Speaker 2: They're not dancing on porn Hub.
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