Speaker 1: Dude, are you dying your hair? I thought my hair
Speaker 1: looked horrible this morning, But what are you dying your hair?
Speaker 2: This is from the beach, dude, What do you think
Speaker 2: I did? I this is the same for Monday.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's shoe poles. You're dyeing your hair. No
Speaker 1: one gets darker hair by going to the beach. Ron
Speaker 1: You're dyeing your hair.
Speaker 3: There's always been the stock. I just put my hair down.
Speaker 2: I don't know now it's normal right now when I
Speaker 2: put it down.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's dyed.
Speaker 2: I know, but that's not what do you want me
Speaker 2: to do? Look the eyebrow? Do you think I did
Speaker 2: my eyebrow?
Speaker 1: They should hire you?
Speaker 2: Do you think I did my band?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do, Ryan, but they should
Speaker 1: hire you for some kind of like a horror movie.
Speaker 1: You'd be a great horror movie cast member. No. I
Speaker 1: was gonna make fun of my hair and then thank
Speaker 1: you for doing that, because you're making my hair look
Speaker 1: like I'm a fucking rock star. I got humidity hair today,
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't showered it two days because I've
Speaker 1: been jumping in that ocean. Brother, that good morning, everybody,
Speaker 1: Welcome to Opie Radio Podcasts. You know, download this wherever
Speaker 1: you gets your podcast. We would greatly appreciate it, right, Ronnie.
Speaker 2: Babes, Hold on, did you just say you went in
Speaker 2: the ocean and you haven't showered.
Speaker 1: It three days? Two days? Well, it might be an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: How are you right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you so you went in the ocean yesterday?
Speaker 1: A little bit? A little bit. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to regret it. Huh, I'm starting to dude.
Speaker 2: I I did a lot of swimming yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at Coney Island.
Speaker 2: I got fucking chocolate all over your face again because
Speaker 2: I'm eating these I'm a laying sulted.
Speaker 1: Oh love those things. We went over that the other day.
Speaker 1: On my side.
Speaker 2: There's pieces of nutting chocolate all over your face.
Speaker 1: On my side, I got i boogers, so I can't
Speaker 1: even see you at all. I should have washed my
Speaker 1: face at least.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, dude, you don't wa wash
Speaker 2: your face before the.
Speaker 1: Showah, I'm too pretty, bro, I try to knock it.
Speaker 3: You Shawa, you don't wash the face. I'm you don't
Speaker 3: wash your seat.
Speaker 1: You got athletes? Look I I you know, even if.
Speaker 3: You invite me over, I'm not sure I'm gonna come over.
Speaker 1: That's fine, Ron, I'm I'm fine with that. But I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a I'm a goddamn good looking guy for
Speaker 1: for an older gentleman. So I try to knock it
Speaker 1: down a little bit, because you know, the beauty, the
Speaker 1: beauty shocks people. So I'm like, you know what, go
Speaker 1: on camera without combing your hair, without washing your face.
Speaker 1: Do us all a favor right now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Give us the Blue Steel, the the blue Eyes, the blue.
Speaker 1: Eyes, have any Blue Steele?
Speaker 3: Ben Stiller?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't do Ben Stiller.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't do Benn Stiller.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about? When he played the
Speaker 2: model Orse, I do are you're.
Speaker 1: Saying you so?
Speaker 2: By the way, so get back to my right right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, now I do this. Now you're
Speaker 1: bothering me. I hate that movie. It's overrated. When he's
Speaker 1: a model and he's Blue Steel and Owen Wilson. I
Speaker 1: hated that movie. It was stupid.
Speaker 2: Will Farrell plays like this weird, evil, fucking what's the
Speaker 2: name of the movie A.
Speaker 1: Something about modeling. I forgot. It's too early Why why
Speaker 1: don't we do these so early in the morning? Zoolander?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Or Dush, thank you? Dush.
Speaker 2: By the way, did another fucking you know how they're
Speaker 2: doing remakes of every lethal weapon right right right, that's
Speaker 2: another one they're coming out with. All right, they're doing
Speaker 2: that fucking another Zoolander.
Speaker 1: Well, good for them. Screw Zoolander, screw screw everything. Oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta get him right on. Did you have something
Speaker 1: you want to start the show with or can I
Speaker 1: get on? All right, let's get Eric on too. Good
Speaker 1: morning to Eric Marino. Oh have a blue still morning.
Speaker 4: I heard you talking Zoolander, So blue still morning to
Speaker 4: all of you guys.
Speaker 3: Do you don't stop quoting lines? Hope he won't know it.
Speaker 3: He's uh no, snooty.
Speaker 1: I could quote lines. Was it over when the Germans? Uh?
Speaker 1: Uh bomb Pearl Harbor? I was getting there, Eric, I
Speaker 1: was getting there.
Speaker 4: Come on, it's radio. Let's go, let's fill uh.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm a man, uh, I'm a man like you. Or
Speaker 1: I'm a man just like you. Where the priest gets
Speaker 1: hit by lightning, I'm a man, uh just like you.
Speaker 2: This is why we're the number one podcasts in America
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 4: Are you doing caddy shack?
Speaker 1: I don't know what doing it was caddy shack? That
Speaker 1: was ya.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it from the leer and from the
Speaker 4: from the lines. I knew it from you saying the
Speaker 4: priest got hit by lightning.
Speaker 1: I'm doing movie lines, Ron, not just Zoolander. I hate John.
Speaker 4: He can't handle the truth. Oh he can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1: He can't he Yeah, he can't handle stuff.
Speaker 2: All right, hold on, let's get the show going. Excuse
Speaker 2: me while I whip it out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, extane? Can we I got one? Can we
Speaker 1: dance with your dates? Oh?
Speaker 4: Do you mind if you dance with your dates? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: No, buddy, put your baby in a Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one too.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got no else. Wait, I got no I
Speaker 1: got no place else to go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Wait no, that's you feel like you can do any
Speaker 2: oppression if it involves crying.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, do the rambo.
Speaker 2: That's actually good.
Speaker 1: I know I can't do my impression.
Speaker 2: You can't do it on the spot. That's called be
Speaker 2: an actor.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll work it in though. No.
Speaker 2: That's if you're an actor and they go give it.
Speaker 1: Just alone barely A broadcast I'm not. I'm looking at me.
Speaker 2: He's getting the he's getting the nuggets out of his eyes.
Speaker 1: He's not ready. I got it. I got eyeboogers. But Eric,
Speaker 1: I got to say right off the bat.
Speaker 4: If you have a sty in your eye, I have
Speaker 4: all the things you need.
Speaker 2: I forgot. Eric's a prop comic.
Speaker 1: No, he's not a prop comic. Don't do that, Brino.
Speaker 1: I got this. I got an observation. Eric Marino had
Speaker 1: vertigo for about ten days, two weeks, and now you
Speaker 1: look younger, like you look ten years younger. What happens
Speaker 1: with the vertigo that you look younger? Did you get
Speaker 1: a haircut or something to eat?
Speaker 4: That's actually, that's exactly what it is. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4: As you suffer from dizziness and nausea, and nausea is
Speaker 4: just Latin for puke. Okay, Latin, it's just Naa means
Speaker 4: you're gonna throw up. And I got nauseous. You feel
Speaker 4: nauseous means you're gonna throw up, but that's polite. Nauseous
Speaker 4: means I'm gonna puke everywhere? Okay, And uh it was
Speaker 4: it was some serious, uh vertigo. I don't think the
Speaker 4: summer of my U. I'm in my fifties. This summer
Speaker 4: has been not very good for me. Okay, there's been
Speaker 4: sties in my eyes. There've been mouses in my houses.
Speaker 4: There there have been summer poles, allergies. You know, I
Speaker 4: got something. I got something going on, and it was
Speaker 4: the vertigo happened, which so it's one of those things
Speaker 4: where it's something in your inner ear, Crystals in your
Speaker 4: inner ear dislocate right, because I've been listening to so
Speaker 4: much bullshit from Ran and other people that my my
Speaker 4: ears went on strike, is what happened. And they said,
Speaker 4: you know what, you're all done. We're taking out of
Speaker 4: the game for a little while. It was it was
Speaker 4: a real It was a it was a real treat
Speaker 4: guys to go really if you get it's serious, it's
Speaker 4: it doesn't mess around, no joke.
Speaker 1: Well, the virngo the name. I used it and scrabbled
Speaker 1: the other day nine uh, paroxsbles, paroxymals, paraoxes.
Speaker 4: Mall are you having a stroke?
Speaker 1: Because I was able to do I was able to
Speaker 1: use my X and my y. It was if p
Speaker 1: A R O X Y S m A L everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a question so vernico is.
Speaker 1: Not like motion sickness, right.
Speaker 4: Uh no, it's but similar because one of the treatments
Speaker 4: is gramamine. Is because how I got how I got
Speaker 4: through it was, uh, you know, I googled it. I
Speaker 4: did the googles, and Ben and drill Benadryl got me through,
Speaker 4: uh for a couple for a day or two, until
Speaker 4: everything settled down. You're also supposed to do this. It's
Speaker 4: called an Epley maneuver. I was gonna ask, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: They did the Epley maneuver to you, but that sh
Speaker 1: their head.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, but it was all of a sudden
Speaker 4: my eyes went like this. It was just and that's
Speaker 4: and then I got nauseous again. I got nauseous. Ooh
Speaker 4: the Epplely maneuver. It was like, yeah, it's Epley. It's
Speaker 4: uh that you have to go back. You have to
Speaker 4: go back in your bed right and put your head back.
Speaker 4: And then then it says you may experience dizziness. You're
Speaker 4: going to experience disneyness. And that's where I couldn't stop
Speaker 4: my eyes from like just wow, oh it was yeah.
Speaker 1: I can explain the Epley maneuver to the people out there.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like working an etch a sketch, but
Speaker 1: they do it in your head. Yeah, they took it up.
Speaker 1: I got shaken up and then they changed you at
Speaker 1: the end of it. But at first they're like, make
Speaker 1: you to do this and then that, and I'm right right,
Speaker 1: that's right. By the way, can you tell that I
Speaker 1: googled vertigo before today's show. I'm happy.
Speaker 4: I'm really happy you did. When I told one of
Speaker 4: my friends last night, I was talking Tom. He's like,
Speaker 4: he's like, whoa, were you up someplace high. I'm like, no, No,
Speaker 4: you can experience vertigo when you're in high places. But
Speaker 4: this was like I was, I was lying in my bed.
Speaker 4: I WoT I woke up dizzy. That's how.
Speaker 1: But supposedly, like you said, it's it's the equivalent of
Speaker 1: feeling like the room is spinning really fast, not a
Speaker 1: little bit like like you're going round and round.
Speaker 2: So if you're not on a ship, and you're not
Speaker 2: and it's not due to motion, what is vertigo?
Speaker 4: So what I'm saying, it's yeah there, So it's it's
Speaker 4: something happens in your inner ear. Dislodges crystals that help
Speaker 4: right now, in all of our inter ears. Everybody, there
Speaker 4: are crystals that help us maintain our balance. Those get dislodged,
Speaker 4: and suddenly you are at the mercy of your inner ear.
Speaker 4: And when it goes, it's really it's really something else.
Speaker 4: I have another friend who's who's mysteriously experienced vertigo for
Speaker 4: the past three years, and I always jokingly say, you know,
Speaker 4: maybe it was the COVID vaccinine that he vaccine.
Speaker 1: Don't don't. I'm just saying I made a joke joke
Speaker 1: about it on They get really crazy out there because
Speaker 1: only social media platforms don't understand jokes. All right, those
Speaker 1: are the algorithm.
Speaker 4: We don't know what the hell was I joking?
Speaker 1: Am I joking? Listen to him. Don't listen to him
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: He's got vertica. I don't know what the fuck he's
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 4: Point ron And I don't say that lightly, Grace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't, they don't. They get crazy with that
Speaker 1: one thing on these social media platforms. It's unbol believable.
Speaker 2: By the way you say crystals like crystal is. That's
Speaker 2: what the penile gland is too. It's a crystal. Crystals
Speaker 2: is what will power the future. That's what ets use.
Speaker 2: Crystals we're not.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Crystal, get this lot from your ear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good question.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to fucking know.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I got to tell you with all the things I
Speaker 4: say that's been happening to me, the stye and the
Speaker 4: eye and the vertigo and the sicker like and you
Speaker 4: know that. I also said that I have mice in
Speaker 4: the there's a mouse in the house, right and by
Speaker 4: the way, I spotted one. There's a number six ran around.
Speaker 4: But I know you are right, but you're right, and
Speaker 4: I have I have traps and traps because they like
Speaker 4: they just they they got all the peanut butter out
Speaker 4: of a sticky trap. I think they're evolving because of
Speaker 4: the mushrooms they ate in my house. It becomes super mice.
Speaker 4: They're super mushroom mice. I think they dropped down from
Speaker 4: the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible and they
Speaker 4: ate it. So they're evolving, Okay, like the stoned ape theory.
Speaker 4: And uh so, there's so much. There's so much a problement.
Speaker 4: And now I have to talk about googling. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: look up after we get off the show. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: look up the haunt of virus, the hand of virus,
Speaker 4: which is of course brought to you by mouse rodent
Speaker 4: pooh droppings right right the dropping. So I might have
Speaker 4: I made these all could be tied together medically. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm like a remember the show House MD. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I need I need house. I might need house to
Speaker 4: check this out.
Speaker 1: A couple things, just for the people out there. I
Speaker 1: told Ark Marino months ago, you find one mouse in
Speaker 1: your house, you're done, You're dead.
Speaker 4: And you said ninety. I think you said there's one.
Speaker 4: There's ninety. I'm gonna go with those numbers.
Speaker 1: I lost track of how many I legit killed with
Speaker 1: the electric traps, but it was it was somewhere around
Speaker 1: sixty or seventy easily easily. That didn't get rid of him.
Speaker 1: They just kept coming. We had to move. I had
Speaker 1: to move.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's why you're at the beach. Now, Well,
Speaker 4: they chased you out of they chased you out of Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so now I just deal with, you know,
Speaker 1: the threat of a tidal wave. I looked at that ocean.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm wondering, Like in the Poseidon Adventure,
Speaker 1: let's go old school. I'm just gonna see that wall
Speaker 1: of water some day.
Speaker 2: After the worst putt where he lives, he's sunded by Jews.
Speaker 1: Jewish doctor is I don't know about that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, Sir, I don't know by
Speaker 1: Jewish doctors.
Speaker 3: I don't notice you fucking notice, all right?
Speaker 1: I kind of noticed a little bit. You notice my people.
Speaker 1: You do. By the way, the guy that I saved
Speaker 1: from a heart attack or dying from a heart attack,
Speaker 1: crazy story, he's back working at my neighbor's house. You know.
Speaker 1: Why do you know why he's back working?
Speaker 2: Why because he's a Jewish doctor.
Speaker 3: He fixed him up? No, not, the guy sticks in
Speaker 3: his house again.
Speaker 1: Maybe Eric wasn't on the show that day, did you.
Speaker 4: I don't know. You saved a doctor. That's like how
Speaker 4: therapists now quote. I like this.
Speaker 1: Well, the story goes this, Uh, he's he is a doctor,
Speaker 1: he's a vascular or somebody. He's a vascular something something.
Speaker 1: He does Spanish commercials on TV. That's all I know.
Speaker 1: Even though he's not Spanish, he is Jewish doing Spanish
Speaker 1: commercials for his vascular business. And you figured it out.
Speaker 1: So he's banging on our door early the summer. I
Speaker 1: need asprid his somebody in his house was having a
Speaker 1: heart attack, and supposedly, if you give somebody I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not met professional. Where's my camera, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: The heart in Spanish?
Speaker 1: There you go. So he's like, I need Asper. Guys
Speaker 1: having a heart attack. Supposedly, this is what this guy
Speaker 1: told me. This is what you have to do. It's
Speaker 1: ridiculous when it's obvious we're just fucking idiots.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: But supposedly if you give someone us having a heart
Speaker 1: attack and Asper, and it could really really help the results.
Speaker 1: So he's running around neighbor to neighbor. He's looking for
Speaker 1: Asper and I need aspird. So I'm the hero. Eric
Speaker 1: out the hero. I run the hot hero. I go
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I grab a bottle what I think
Speaker 1: is asked for, and I throw it to him. I
Speaker 1: throw it to him. He's like thank you, and he's
Speaker 1: running away. Then he turns around quickly goes, this is advil.
Speaker 1: This work. I don't know the difference. So then I
Speaker 1: scream up to my wife.
Speaker 4: I go, it's it's it's aspread bro, and he calmed right.
Speaker 1: Down, and then my daughter, Actually, I'm not the hero.
Speaker 1: I like, I like saying I'm the hero because you
Speaker 1: know I'm I'm front and center in this household, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying with stream, So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: the hero. But the fact is, my daughter found a
Speaker 1: first ad kit that had one of those little uh
Speaker 1: gas station aspirin packs and she dropped it down to me,
Speaker 1: and then I tossed it to him and it floated
Speaker 1: into what we like to call Ticktown. So then there's
Speaker 1: an area around the houses we call Ticktown. When we
Speaker 1: drop something it's gone, we don't touch it because we
Speaker 1: don't want ticks. A man dying, there's a man dying.
Speaker 4: Ship the lime disease, the lime disease.
Speaker 1: We dropped shit off this deck, well we haven't seen
Speaker 1: in years because we don't want to go down to Ticktown.
Speaker 1: But in this case, you got to go to Ticktown
Speaker 1: because this man that the guy needs So it was short.
Speaker 1: He he kind of went to Ticktown, found the espir in,
Speaker 1: the in the in the weeds and ran and save
Speaker 1: this guy. And I just wanted to give the update
Speaker 1: that the guy is doing great and he's back working
Speaker 1: with this guy because I said, hey, how's he doing?
Speaker 1: And then this guy said, which guy? Because we have
Speaker 1: a new issue out here, and I wasn't around to
Speaker 1: help this guy, and I feel kind of bad. Right
Speaker 1: The story goes a housekeeper. I think they said, uh,
Speaker 1: left the propane on. I don't know why she's turning
Speaker 1: on the propane. But this is the story of the
Speaker 1: guy told me left the propane on. This guy decides
Speaker 1: he needs to make some hot dogs. It turns on
Speaker 1: his grill and flash blast a pro pae and fire,
Speaker 1: and he burned his leg all the way from his
Speaker 1: thigh down to his ankle, second degree burns. We had
Speaker 1: commotion out here with ambulances and everything else. First thunders
Speaker 1: all over the plate.
Speaker 4: That's the fourth of July cookout right there, that's a barbecue.
Speaker 1: We were wondering what happened, you know, But I goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: they called me because I'm a vascular guy. I don't
Speaker 1: know what vascular has to do with skin, but they
Speaker 1: figured it's close enough, and he ran over there and then.
Speaker 2: It's under the skin. Ah, it's under the skin.
Speaker 1: And so he asked the guy, can you feel can
Speaker 1: you feel the pain? And the guy goes, what do
Speaker 1: you Of course I can, and he goes, then you're good.
Speaker 1: This is what he said. That means you're you're gonna
Speaker 1: be all right, and the skin's gonna heal it.
Speaker 3: Right, it's good.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: But if you dude, you know, like if you get
Speaker 3: a third or fourth to.
Speaker 2: Be burned and like you feel no pain, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: probably gonna die from infection.
Speaker 1: Ah my got it.
Speaker 2: And and there's so much of your epidermis gone right,
Speaker 2: your body just can't regenerate.
Speaker 3: It's the your immune systems gone well. You turn.
Speaker 4: Warning that there's no useful medical advice coming from any
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 1: We are not.
Speaker 4: None of us are doctors, everybody and nothing.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I just like to babble like an idiot on
Speaker 1: this thing every morning. But I saw the guy and uh,
Speaker 1: he has a broken arm. It's this guy has a
Speaker 1: broken arm because he fell in Africa. This is how
Speaker 1: rich these people are. Just they had a little trip
Speaker 1: to Africa, he felt. I guess he fell off a
Speaker 1: rider or I don't know how he broke his arm,
Speaker 1: but he's got a broken arm and he's got bandaging
Speaker 1: from his ankle all the way up to his hip
Speaker 1: from this flash fire that was caused by somebody keeping
Speaker 1: the propane, so that propane was running for god knows
Speaker 1: how long, and he lit that grill in.
Speaker 4: Who sounds like someone was trying to murder him. That
Speaker 4: sounds like that was a hit on him. Maybe you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. That sounds like a little little suspect.
Speaker 4: I think we need murder.
Speaker 1: She wrote, its Bury.
Speaker 4: There you go. Well, the guy all the money.
Speaker 1: The guy that lives that way, he could be he
Speaker 1: could be sus he could be sus Let's just.
Speaker 4: Put that way.
Speaker 1: We got a guy, you know, we got a guy
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 4: We got to say no more, say no no.
Speaker 1: I'm good friends with this guy, but we got to
Speaker 1: get the Jewish or Italian? What do you think, Ron
Speaker 1: when you do this? If I was going Jewish, I
Speaker 1: would have went like no.
Speaker 2: When I see this, it means uh, all right, right right?
Speaker 4: I think Ron things are coke dealers that way.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I don't do that stuff. Eric.
Speaker 4: What what I didn't say. I didn't say it was
Speaker 4: your coke guy?
Speaker 1: What is this nineteen eighty eight?
Speaker 4: I haven't it could be. I'll do molly right now.
Speaker 4: Whatever I have to do to get through the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, when I when you said you had vertigo, Eric, Sorry, Rob,
Speaker 1: I just want to wrap up the vertigo thing because
Speaker 1: it didn't happen to us, so we don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: But when you when I found out you had vertigo,
Speaker 1: and you triggered me because I'm like, oh, that's when
Speaker 1: I started hating you too. That's a guy, that's the guy.
Speaker 1: Don's truth. I was like, ah, Vertigo, that's right. I
Speaker 1: used to that stupid band. That's what I.
Speaker 2: Thought when you did get did get big one lineup.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm Irish American from Boston. I used to love
Speaker 4: you too too. I get I get you, but then
Speaker 4: we grow out. It's a phase, you grow out of it.
Speaker 1: All kidding aside, I was a huge YouTube fan. Sure,
Speaker 1: that's like you were.
Speaker 4: I'm move in mysterious ways. Absolutely, what happened?
Speaker 1: I hate them now?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened all a sudden one day
Speaker 1: when yeah, huh.
Speaker 2: No, no, hen't get his fucking mouth shut.
Speaker 1: No, I don't give a ship when these guys babble, well,
Speaker 1: I can't give a ship because you're like, oh man,
Speaker 1: he could have played red Hill Mining Town instead. He's
Speaker 1: got to talking about starving kitchens. Yeah all right, so
Speaker 1: fair enough.
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you when it was. It was when
Speaker 4: they put their son they forced their song on all
Speaker 4: the iPhones, That's what it was. When that that was
Speaker 4: the jump, the they jumped the shark. They jumped the shark.
Speaker 4: When all of a sudden everybody had the They was like, oh,
Speaker 4: iPhone just giving us all the new You two album
Speaker 4: and and all of a sudden, that's when everyone realized,
Speaker 4: like I don't want.
Speaker 1: The new Yeah, but something happened where I turned the
Speaker 1: corner and when I hear You two now, I can't
Speaker 1: turn the channel quick enough or skip. Let's go skip
Speaker 1: the kids skip. It's not turn the channel and skip.
Speaker 4: Oh is that what we do now?
Speaker 1: Spotify you skip?
Speaker 2: Don't I make a counterpoint?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Probably one of the best concerts I ever saw in
Speaker 2: my life was on Saint Patrick's Say at the Boston
Speaker 2: Goden at the old Boston Goten. Sure fucking YouTube was
Speaker 2: playing at the Garden sold out on Saint Patrick's Day,
Speaker 2: and when Bono said, this is my favorite, There's no
Speaker 2: other place I would want to play on Saint Patrick's
Speaker 2: Day besides Dublin than Boston, and the fucking place erupted.
Speaker 1: They came out with the.
Speaker 2: Flashing lights and I'm on the mezzanine, so I'm like
Speaker 2: the first balcony below the floor and I'm like the
Speaker 2: second row. Dude, I thought we were going to crash
Speaker 2: the fucking like three ft each way. The energy Saint
Speaker 2: Patrick's day. Everyone lit up, I mean, and I'm thinking
Speaker 2: the engineer's much. I'm like, the engineers must know this
Speaker 2: happens like it.
Speaker 1: Was like like this, but it was a beautiful day.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful day.
Speaker 4: I get it. Uh, that's that's for everybody who remembers
Speaker 4: the halftime show when the Patriots beat the Rams. I still, hey, man,
Speaker 4: it's a beautiful day, means Tom Brady and Adam Vantario's kid,
Speaker 4: it's a beautiful day, buddy, I get it.
Speaker 1: What what tour was it?
Speaker 2: Because the stage setting there was like there was like
Speaker 2: cars hanging from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: That was the miss the bad.
Speaker 4: Pop it was. I saw them. I saw them in
Speaker 4: Foxborough when they remember when he was like calling Bush
Speaker 4: all the time during the show. I saw him. I
Speaker 4: saw when whenever the song won was the big hit,
Speaker 4: when they when that song.
Speaker 2: Won the that was what concert was that?
Speaker 1: You know it?
Speaker 2: The one with the Cars hanging for the ceiling.
Speaker 1: I'd rather not tell you. So your o CD goes
Speaker 1: not No, you don't know. I forget the know.
Speaker 4: The Cars is a totally different band from Boston, completely different.
Speaker 1: Good Good for you, Eric, Good for you. Are you
Speaker 1: a Benjamin or guy or a Rick Ocacic guy. There's
Speaker 1: a big debate online, even though both guys are dead.
Speaker 1: Who is the better fucking singer for the Cars? Rick
Speaker 1: Ocasik or Benjamin Orr? What?
Speaker 4: I just didn't know the other guy's name.
Speaker 1: I think I'm for saying kas Now, Benjamin Or had
Speaker 1: the emotion in his vocals. By God, who's gonna.
Speaker 4: Who's gonna write home Ron tonight?
Speaker 3: Are we doing movie quotes?
Speaker 1: Still? What about life's the same? Moving in studio? That's
Speaker 1: that's Benjamin Or.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: I have a personal connection to Rick okask and he
Speaker 2: was married to Like, yeah, okay, you know I have
Speaker 2: a connection to them.
Speaker 3: M they live like.
Speaker 4: I thought, I'm gonna say, my mother slept with Paulina.
Speaker 4: That's what I was ready for. Once.
Speaker 1: Side of the house was Karen copp and here's Little Foot.
Speaker 1: No one believes you a little foot. Listen to me.
Speaker 3: I worked at Peach Tavern off and on for probably
Speaker 3: two decades.
Speaker 1: That's where they live there.
Speaker 4: It is thank you, thank you, this new TV tour,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you the dope you didn't know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was it? All right?
Speaker 1: So you live next to Benjamin or or Rick Okask.
Speaker 2: So Rick Okasik lived maybe thirty feet from Peach Tavern,
Speaker 2: so you would see him all the time. Dude, he
Speaker 2: looks like a he looks like one of those stick
Speaker 2: figures in a Tim Burton movie.
Speaker 1: He's like super tall. No, what do you mean? No,
Speaker 1: what you needed? Ron?
Speaker 4: Was it just what you needed?
Speaker 1: That's my favorite new bit.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I say no, Ron, because uh, I have a theory.
Speaker 1: Oh if you're ugly, Howard's turn ugly, Rick Ocacik ugly,
Speaker 1: who's the lead singer of the Pogues, Ugly with the
Speaker 1: rotting teat ugly, we're talking ugly like them. You're so
Speaker 1: famous that no one notices how ugly you are anymore.
Speaker 1: And that happened to Rick ocask Howard Stern leads sing
Speaker 1: of the Pogues, And I'm sure we could add a
Speaker 1: few more to that list.
Speaker 2: Baby, Uh that that ship that sheenan guy that Sheenan.
Speaker 1: Oh, ed Sheenan. Jared, that's Jaron, dude, Ed Jared.
Speaker 2: He's got like patches missing up there. Dude, he looks
Speaker 2: like he's badge your groceries.
Speaker 4: I do you have a guy who looks like it's
Speaker 4: cheering on both sides of you during this podcast? Right now,
Speaker 4: you're sort of in an edge sheering sandwich. Right now,
Speaker 4: we're very you know, it's sort of like Opie and
Speaker 4: Opie's clone over here on the other side of you.
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to do something here. It's
Speaker 1: it's only gonna make sense if you're listening to the
Speaker 1: audio version of this podcast. Yes, but Eric Marino's got
Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm a little starstruck. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: to you. Eric Marino has a podcast with Christy Miller.
Speaker 1: It's called I'll Tell You This. The idea is And
Speaker 1: because Eric does the show kind of on a regular basis,
Speaker 1: at this point, he is promoted welcome.
Speaker 4: You on. You're just what I needed. Ron.
Speaker 1: He has promoted the podcast. I said, let me see
Speaker 1: what this Eric Marino is all about. I'm thinking, like
Speaker 1: a good for you. I'm a fucking fan man. These
Speaker 1: guys do a great podcast. It's called I'll Tell You
Speaker 1: dis And right now we're playing a clip from I'll
Speaker 1: Tell You a DISC with Eric Marino and Chrissy Miller.
Speaker 2: Can I say what thing before you show the clip?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, the one thing? Go ahead, Rod,
Speaker 1: what's the one thing? Now? What's the one thing? See?
Speaker 2: Just go with it.
Speaker 1: Don't be so naked. I'd rather do that.
Speaker 4: Yes, the first rule of I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying an improv, Eric, you fucking get me one on
Speaker 2: one improv you don't in the gate you carry it on.
Speaker 1: Guess what about? Guess what? Eric Marino gets me too?
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if you about this dog that
Speaker 4: let me tell you there's a dog that that ate
Speaker 4: too much weed on a hike. They had to like
Speaker 4: rescue this dog. It was in Scotland. They were in
Speaker 4: the highlands of Scotland, you see, and the dog started
Speaker 4: acting all crazy. I mean like they thought like, oh
Speaker 4: that the dog is hurt, like slipped the disc. That
Speaker 4: was a very concerned, very concerned owner and they took
Speaker 4: it to a vet and then uh and apparently they
Speaker 4: realized it was They realized it was weed that the
Speaker 4: dog had had ingested cannabis, as they say over there
Speaker 4: in the UK, because the dog past wind farted, that
Speaker 4: is dog farted, and they said it smelled like someone
Speaker 4: had smoked a joint right there in the in the
Speaker 4: doggy in the doggy ear and then.
Speaker 1: Dog this code word for Eric.
Speaker 4: That's that's where I was. That's where I had vertigo
Speaker 4: is hiking in the highlands and the highlands of Scotland
Speaker 4: Highlands vertical and then when Eric farts, it smells like
Speaker 4: a Cheech and Shong movie. The clip that he just
Speaker 4: showed was about a dog that ate so much weed
Speaker 4: that that they had to rescue it from the Scottish Highlands.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what was wrong with the dog until
Speaker 4: the dog farted in the Vets office and it smelt
Speaker 4: like a Cheechin' Chong movie. That's the queen.
Speaker 1: There you go, and you can get more from I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a diss wherever you get your podcast with
Speaker 1: Eric Marin excuse me, Eric Marino and Christy Miller. That's right.
Speaker 4: We've been friends for twenty five years and then once
Speaker 4: Agason we roast the week. That's what we've been met.
Speaker 4: We met at the comedy store, and we've been friends
Speaker 4: for about twenty five years and we just try to
Speaker 4: make each other laugh with all the crazy stuff that's
Speaker 4: happening in the news and there.
Speaker 1: All right, you were saying.
Speaker 4: And by the way, I will be doing ron show
Speaker 4: at the Bohemian Beer Garden on August fifteenth. Oh that's right,
Speaker 4: maybe Miller, there you go. You could see us live
Speaker 4: and in person in a storia Queen Tony p that's right,
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 1: Moving on huge birthday to a huge Who's birthday is
Speaker 1: it today? It's for the older people out there. You
Speaker 1: want to feel old. I thought we're going to see
Speaker 1: a clip of the podcast. Oh, we did it already.
Speaker 1: There's no clip. There was a clip. I want to
Speaker 1: see the clip. It's podcast magic. There was a clip.
Speaker 1: Are you not allowed to show their clip?
Speaker 4: Not only he's gonna show, he's gonna edit it in
Speaker 4: later on.
Speaker 1: I inserted it already, right er. I want Eric, I
Speaker 1: just want to tell you this.
Speaker 4: Oh tell me this, you'll tell me this.
Speaker 2: What one of our pre show conversations with Opi and
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, you know, I actually checked out their
Speaker 2: podcast and Opie like he said it like Deadpan, which
Speaker 2: made it very funny.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, Ron, I watched.
Speaker 2: The podcast and uh, we have to step our game up.
Speaker 1: Came up? He goes, really good. I like you, right,
Speaker 1: we have to step say that one.
Speaker 4: I need to step my game up. And how I
Speaker 4: fight the mice around this house? All right, I gotta
Speaker 4: get this elect I gotta get this Electric Gill team
Speaker 4: that I hope he's selling me.
Speaker 1: No, they're very organized, I'll tell you that much. They
Speaker 1: don't just like try to pull shit out of their
Speaker 1: ass live on a live stream, So I give them
Speaker 1: that much credit. Listen, this is gonna make you feel
Speaker 1: very very old. Monica Lewinsky, Oh, Monica Lewinsky, I no
Speaker 1: problem with.
Speaker 4: The maker of the deluxe handbags, right, that's what she's
Speaker 4: she's done for the handbags.
Speaker 1: Well, she gets really mad if you bring up to
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton, and then I always yell and scream at
Speaker 1: the TV. Now, when would know you if you didn't
Speaker 1: blow the guy? You think we would give a shit
Speaker 1: about you and your handbags if you didn't blow the guy? Right, nuts.
Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle has a great joke about how famous Clinton was,
Speaker 4: that he's so famous that somebody gave him a blow
Speaker 4: job and then they had a career. That's how famous.
Speaker 4: That's famous, Bill, that's good's the best.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if that's how you got famous,
Speaker 1: you got to suck it up.
Speaker 4: You can't suck it up, spin it out. What are
Speaker 4: you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Thank you? She gets annoyed if people ask to ask
Speaker 1: about the past. It's like, dude, that that's the only
Speaker 1: reason we know you. Tough shit.
Speaker 4: Sorry. Do you know how old she is? I think
Speaker 4: she's around my she's probably like fifteen fifty two.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was going to say to make
Speaker 1: everyone feel old today. Monica Lewinsky is fifty three years old.
Speaker 1: She was an intern. Yep, she was like twenty ish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm only a year older. I could have
Speaker 4: I could have had that job. That could have been me.
Speaker 4: That guy could have been me. I could have been
Speaker 4: a contender. I'll give you.
Speaker 1: I got that.
Speaker 3: Ever, you could have been selling handbags?
Speaker 4: I do. I just they don't go anywhere. My My
Speaker 4: line of handbags hasn't really uh you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: the Marino Merses, the pursus per men.
Speaker 2: Eric Hell's Kitchens, That's right, what in Hell's kitchen?
Speaker 4: Kitchen I'm Heal's kitchen now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh all right, you're close to where the
Speaker 1: Africans lay out their wares on the sidewalk. That's the
Speaker 1: crowd street. No, they do it in Times Square two.
Speaker 1: Not really, we're just close enough to Hell's Kitchen on Broadway.
Speaker 4: Sure by the CBS that I used. Sure, there's people.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they're African. I don't, I don't,
Speaker 4: I don't check. I'm not working for other nationality.
Speaker 1: I asked him. They're African, Okay, I could be Haitian,
Speaker 1: they could be to be Haitian. Now they're African. There
Speaker 1: were some clicks in there, some clicks and clocks. Are
Speaker 1: you going back in old material?
Speaker 2: What's going on here? We can't.
Speaker 3: We can't talk like that anymore. No blazing saddle movies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh I got I got something big big.
Speaker 1: The Odyssey's out right? Is that movie worth seeing?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: What? Was it? A good story?
Speaker 4: So it's it's it's a story as old as time.
Speaker 4: It's three thousand years old. And they needed Matt Damon
Speaker 4: to play Odysseus, which I didn't understand. That's what I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do they need him.
Speaker 2: I don't know, all right, Well, is he's Jason Bourne.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the movie's worth it, but I
Speaker 1: know there's people paying what six hundred dollars or something
Speaker 1: for the Eyema X. There is a special Imax version
Speaker 1: but not the regular Imax, a different special Imax version
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know. I got lost in the article.
Speaker 1: But they're paying like six hundred dollars to see this
Speaker 1: movie in a special way, and not just Imax. It
Speaker 1: was Imax with something else. I don't know.
Speaker 4: The four d X where they shake the seats, that's
Speaker 4: where I see all my I see. I take some
Speaker 4: mushrooms and I go to the four d X. That's
Speaker 4: how I see the Batman and all the m c
Speaker 4: U and the Harry Potter movies. They shake you and
Speaker 4: they and they shoot water. If it rains, they shoot
Speaker 4: water at you. And they flashed up. Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 4: I watched that.
Speaker 2: I regard as Vernico Gray, fan of callbacks.
Speaker 1: Good callback. Right, So, so the Odyssey's out. It's doing
Speaker 1: obviously well. And did he did he hear what he hear? Homer?
Speaker 1: It's a real Homer. I got that one too, So
Speaker 1: Elon Musk he's just such a dick. He's like, you
Speaker 1: heard about this, Yes, I did, all right. So Elon
Speaker 1: Musk is like, you know what, I'm gonna make an
Speaker 1: AI version of The Odyssey. It'll be out by the
Speaker 1: end of the year. And Hollywood is pissed and like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does this guy know about movie making?
Speaker 1: But he's gonna AI the Odyssey and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: out by by the end of the year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you're gonna have six fingers. Everyone's gonna
Speaker 4: have nine toes and three knees. The Trojan horse is
Speaker 4: gonna have nine legs. Yeah, but I also hear the
Speaker 4: big thing is, you know, they try to make this
Speaker 4: thing about the popcorn. They try to have some special
Speaker 4: popcorn box and the apparently they have this whole Trojan
Speaker 4: horse a big that you could just like, you know,
Speaker 4: the the belly of the horse opens up and the
Speaker 4: popcorn comes up.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, hold on, yeah, the reason but there's a
Speaker 2: reason he wants to do a new version, right, Like,
Speaker 2: what's the controversy.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like this version.
Speaker 1: Like he just wants to be a dick.
Speaker 3: No, but he had an issue with this movie though.
Speaker 4: He didn't like that the Helen of Troy was black.
Speaker 4: That is that's what the that's the issue, that's the issue. Yes,
Speaker 4: we don't also spoiler accurate, there are no actual Greek
Speaker 4: people in zach Alfanakus isn't in it, and uh you know,
Speaker 4: Stavos isn't in it. There's no actual Greeks in it either.
Speaker 1: So all right, you know, well, uh, you know, Hollywood's
Speaker 1: trying to say he doesn't know anything about movie making.
Speaker 1: But the problem is with Ai. Holy fuck, he'll pull
Speaker 1: it off. He'll pull it off.
Speaker 4: Sorry to tell you this guy. This is all Ai.
Speaker 4: This is all Jeff Ai. I'm not even really here.
Speaker 4: This is the Eric Marino chat bot. I just I'm
Speaker 4: still asleep. I didn't get up this morning. I just
Speaker 4: I just I've pat my little chat bot agent and
Speaker 4: it does it does what it does. It's right. I
Speaker 4: like that just to let you how many fingers do
Speaker 4: you see? How many.
Speaker 1: On the AI was when the fingers were like sticking
Speaker 1: out at the wrong part of the hand, and then
Speaker 1: it was too many. Those days are gone. They're starting
Speaker 1: to figure that out though. Finally hold on everyone's battlings
Speaker 1: the same time. Go ahead, No, no, that's not all right,
Speaker 1: after Okay, that was it? What were you saying?
Speaker 4: I'm say Mitch McConnell is going to be an Elon
Speaker 4: Musk's AI version. So we'll see. That's where that's what
Speaker 4: Mitch McConnell's been up to. That's where he's been missing
Speaker 4: for so long.
Speaker 1: I try to do less politics, but I have to
Speaker 1: say it now, he's dead, right, And why is it?
Speaker 1: Why is it the left saying he's dead? What do
Speaker 1: they have to gain by not saying he's dead?
Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you this. We've been ron brought up,
Speaker 4: Jason Bourne. What if I were to tell you that
Speaker 4: Mitch McConnell is actually a super assassin who's been on
Speaker 4: a secret mission and what he did was he killed
Speaker 4: Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: That's what it is. Little conspiracy for the morning.
Speaker 1: I don't mind a good conspiracy theory. He's getting a
Speaker 1: rock Well. Tony p is getting excited right now because
Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories. I'm right, I'm waiting for him to
Speaker 1: jump in the chat to do some hate funny.
Speaker 2: The funniest thing about that photo they released is they
Speaker 2: keep photos shopping out the wife and putting other people
Speaker 2: there have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Hilarious? But here's the thing, Like they're trying to say
Speaker 1: he's still in the hospital, but the phos they're sending
Speaker 1: out which are obvious to me that they're ai. He
Speaker 1: looks too good. Why would he still be in the hospital.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he looks like he's.
Speaker 1: Ready to go to a picnic.
Speaker 4: It's been thirty seven days, probably thirty eight days today,
Speaker 4: Like call somebody, Let let let a brother know, let's
Speaker 4: let's let's do this, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he looks that good, why isn't he talking
Speaker 1: at all? Why aren't they putting out a tiny little video?
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, at least Elaine Show his wife should be
Speaker 4: like throwing her voice right and doing a little ventriloquis act.
Speaker 1: Of fine, let me let me watch me?
Speaker 4: Why the water?
Speaker 1: No matter what I gotta say this, mister McConnell still
Speaker 1: has a better career than me. Though he's he's I
Speaker 1: think he's dead, and he has a better career than me.
Speaker 4: Well he's starting a podcast. That's maybe where I probably right,
Speaker 4: that's right.
Speaker 1: So Monica Lewinsky fifty three, Holy that feels like yesterday. Man.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but remember that wasn't even that was last century, man,
Speaker 4: that Monica was last century. That's thirty year old story.
Speaker 1: That's that's hard to believe. Hard to believe.
Speaker 4: Certainly was for the President of the United States. It
Speaker 4: was very hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Ron, are you good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: All right, you're listening. What do you What do you
Speaker 1: got for today? Ron? You said you had a couple
Speaker 1: of things? Is it my Ron interrupts everyone and then
Speaker 1: gets mad.
Speaker 2: Okay, I let everyone talk, and I say two words?
Speaker 1: Is that what's going on?
Speaker 2: I want to tell you how much I've been interrupted.
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for Eric to answer my question about
Speaker 2: how do the crystals get out of your fuckings? And
Speaker 2: you said, hold on, ronn right questions you've gone since then?
Speaker 3: Ron, I'm waiting for the crystals.
Speaker 1: We told you they should literally shake your head. It's
Speaker 1: something called the Epley maneuver. It's it's like, very how
Speaker 1: does it come out of here? They don't come out.
Speaker 4: I think they got this one. They did get dislawged.
Speaker 1: How does it get dislawged? That was my que not
Speaker 1: the Actually hear you're just they're just putting them back
Speaker 1: in place.
Speaker 4: Right, Eric, Well, he's asking how they how he got started,
Speaker 4: and that's why that's where I'm saying, I don't Ron.
Speaker 4: I was talking on the phone a lot. I think
Speaker 4: I heard so much stuff that my ears actually went
Speaker 4: on strike. I think they were they were like enough
Speaker 4: of this, another of this? Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're listening. I helped too many people. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you know this, Obi. I run an amateur life
Speaker 4: coaching hotline for comedians and friends, and I listened to
Speaker 4: a lot of Uh. I'm surprised I haven't heard from
Speaker 4: Ron because I help out a lot of people. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, that's right.
Speaker 2: I get seventeen percent more funnier.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: Whatever you call me, I'll be there hot life much
Speaker 4: well too much for people.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, So to Ron honestly, Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: Toron's points. So yeah, how does that get?
Speaker 3: I want to know, like, how does that fucking happen?
Speaker 2: Like, like, give us like one of those PSAs public
Speaker 2: service office?
Speaker 3: How do you avoid that? Because that sounds hard rible.
Speaker 4: I also think maybe the mice and maybe attacking me
Speaker 4: during the night, and they may have just lodged. I
Speaker 4: may be under attack. I may be under sonic.
Speaker 1: Attack, Like, what did all right?
Speaker 2: What did your doctor say? How would it?
Speaker 3: How would he get to.
Speaker 1: He said about the break loose inside your inter ear
Speaker 1: and float around in the fluid canals. The loose rocks
Speaker 1: tricked your brain into thinking you're on a roller coaster
Speaker 1: while you're standing. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And remember you guys didn't want to hear when I
Speaker 4: gave you the real answer that it was the vaccination show.
Speaker 2: Probably did it again.
Speaker 4: Ron wanted to go back to it.
Speaker 1: So please don't say that they don't understand what I
Speaker 1: mean you saying that word. You know what?
Speaker 4: It also was tariffs. It was the tariffs.
Speaker 1: On the tariffs and the Canadian smoked b World Cup.
Speaker 4: It was the World Cup. It was all those the
Speaker 4: booz that was That was you know it's it was everything.
Speaker 4: It was America's two fifty, the Knicks one in five.
Speaker 4: It's been a very unstable time in my interear.
Speaker 1: My my dear old friend Jim Brower has a video
Speaker 1: out right now. I would like to play it. But
Speaker 1: did you see his video?
Speaker 4: I have seen the Jimbrewer video.
Speaker 1: Yes, so there's a I guess Earth is spinning one?
Speaker 1: How many? How many? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, that was what it was. He doesn't understand how
Speaker 4: a smoke from a fire can stay in one place.
Speaker 6: If we go in, if we going so fast, if
Speaker 6: we're going ten thousand miles an hour, well, why did.
Speaker 1: The smoke sit in one place?
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is why you're scarting. That's why you're
Speaker 4: gold boy, because you didn't understand. You there's an atmosphere,
Speaker 4: there's gravity, there's an atmosphere.
Speaker 1: Well, when when I first saw the video, I'm like, huh,
Speaker 1: that kind of makes oh wait a minute, just don't
Speaker 1: make sense. It takes no sense.
Speaker 4: Got tricked though, I almost got tricked by the way.
Speaker 4: That's what happened to my inner ear. They realized that
Speaker 4: my ears realized the earth is spinning so fast, How
Speaker 4: on Earth could they stay in one place? And it's
Speaker 4: like that's why I had verdigosh, it all connects, It
Speaker 4: all connects.
Speaker 1: You think he was joking, though he says that, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was getting at. We're spinning
Speaker 1: so fast. Why is the Canadian smoke staying exactly where
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. Why isn't it all over the world,
Speaker 1: because would the smoke would just be spinning around this.
Speaker 4: That's true. It's true. There should be it should be
Speaker 4: just uh yeah, it should just be like like a
Speaker 4: paint smear. It should just be spinning around, spinning around. Sure,
Speaker 4: Jim Brewer just wanted to get as much attention for
Speaker 4: stupid stuff as Rob Schneider did. That's what I think
Speaker 4: it was. I think it was a little bit of competition.
Speaker 4: I think it was a little competant. Somebody talk about me,
Speaker 4: somebody talk about me, and he did a great job.
Speaker 4: We're talking about it now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try something right now, I'm gonna just try,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't care where you fall politically, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. But can we all agree that Rob Schneider
Speaker 1: is just just a dick? You can do it, you
Speaker 1: can do it. Agree that he's intolerable? Can we can
Speaker 1: we at least agree on that?
Speaker 7: On that?
Speaker 1: Can we find some common ground and the common ground
Speaker 1: is Rob Schneider? Yes? Please? I beg the people. I
Speaker 1: beg the mags. Can we at least agree that Rob's
Speaker 1: schnyder sucks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, have a better comic take, I have a better
Speaker 4: comic to look up to. Maga, Absolutely well, I do
Speaker 4: know he takes a bunch of my comic friends on
Speaker 4: the road, and so I can I can say he
Speaker 4: does a broken clock is right twice a day.
Speaker 1: So I can say that and pour out of Sandler.
Speaker 1: He's like, ah, I gotta put this guy in every
Speaker 1: one of my movies. I just wish he would shut
Speaker 1: his stupid mouth.
Speaker 2: They talk every Adam Saylor says, we talk every fucking day.
Speaker 2: You and Adam, Well, that's what Jews do. And we
Speaker 2: have the New Hampshire connection.
Speaker 4: All right, listen, I have a New Hampshire connection. My
Speaker 4: mother actually worked with his brother in the New Hampshire
Speaker 4: court system. That's right. Scott Sandlot was a lawyer in
Speaker 4: the Dairy court system.
Speaker 1: That's you wish lawyer? Really?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, very See.
Speaker 1: We can't agree. I like Dabbler Dan's he's in here
Speaker 1: every day, Rob all day, bro, and then this guy
Speaker 1: Rob is the man?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: We can't agree on this, can't agree on this.
Speaker 4: He's the man. I will, by the way, Adam Sandler,
Speaker 4: you know what it's like. I don't know if you
Speaker 4: guys talked about it. Why I haven't been here, but
Speaker 4: you know he's who married Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: He was the person vigiant, right, you know, And I'm
Speaker 4: so mad at Taylor for not inviting me. It was
Speaker 4: all Madison Square Garden. There were thousands of seats. I
Speaker 4: couldn't get one seat, one ticket, Travis.
Speaker 1: Not one, not one, not even in the nosebleeds, No.
Speaker 4: Not even on the second mezzanine where second row it
Speaker 4: was shaken, was shaking in the balls of God.
Speaker 1: This is what I love about Adam Sandler because you know,
Speaker 1: I got younger kids, so they We've been dipping into
Speaker 1: a lot of Adam Sandler movies over the last few years. Sure,
Speaker 1: he puts his wife in every one of his movies. Okay,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't play his wife in all the movies
Speaker 1: because she wasn't good enough to play his wife in
Speaker 1: the movies. I think that's hilarious. Sure, what is that
Speaker 1: conversation like at home, like, you know, well, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna you know, you're gonna cast me as your
Speaker 1: life and this no, no, the someone that's better at
Speaker 1: being my wife in the movies than you.
Speaker 4: That's I got Drew Barrymore babe, I got Rachel I
Speaker 4: got Jennifer Aniston. I'm sorry I'm sorry, babe, you can
Speaker 4: you can be the second waiter from the left that
Speaker 4: if you'd like so.
Speaker 1: She basically, in a lot out of Saidler movies, is
Speaker 1: the friend of the wife. Yeah, she's not good enough
Speaker 1: to be the wife. I think that would cause problems
Speaker 1: at home. What do you mean, I'm not good enough
Speaker 1: to be your wife in a movie. Oh but I'm
Speaker 1: good enough to be your wife in real life?
Speaker 4: Really? Right?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: It's that happy Gilmore too. Money that keeps her, That's
Speaker 4: what keeps her around.
Speaker 1: The movie was a pile of shit? Can we at least?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Let's try to agree on that. I don't care where
Speaker 1: you fall politically, Happy Gilmore too. We all were looking
Speaker 1: forward to this thing. It's a pile of ship, right anyone? Oh,
Speaker 1: you guys don't want to huh.
Speaker 3: I got Little Nikky for the wing.
Speaker 1: Nicky was fun.
Speaker 4: Movie. I'll take Big Daddy. I'll take Big Daddy all day.
Speaker 4: That's what I'll take for.
Speaker 1: That's his masterpiece, right, yeah, all right? John Quartz Gilmore
Speaker 1: two awful. Oh and it sucked by DJ. We can
Speaker 1: trust the djh all right, the price is wrong, bitch,
Speaker 1: I got that movie line. Ignore that. I read it
Speaker 1: from I ignore that I read it from Billy. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but uh, anyway, I don't know. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: what else is going on in the world right now?
Speaker 4: In the world.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't I tell you what my roommate did
Speaker 3: last night?
Speaker 1: Tell it slow?
Speaker 4: Tell it slow? Do we need to put some mood
Speaker 4: music on?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Why don't you let a cigarette for this?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 1: Was the rent dow? Ron? I hate when the rents
Speaker 1: do with you.
Speaker 4: Low and we'll listen to lower.
Speaker 1: The lights and put on the lava lamp. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let's get it.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what my roommate.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like I said, you look like the
Speaker 2: guy that never left the frat house. Like dude, that
Speaker 2: looks like I think always said it. That looks like
Speaker 2: the decorations on the booth of a t G.
Speaker 4: I f welcome to Bennigan's. How can I help you?
Speaker 1: All? Right? Ron, what did your roommate do last night?
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm asking this, but Anthony says, Gee,
Speaker 1: story coming. You guys are funny alright.
Speaker 2: Twist of fate or the irony is my roommate went
Speaker 2: and saw your side piece your girlfriend because you can't
Speaker 2: fucking stop talking about it.
Speaker 1: How hot she is now. So guess what.
Speaker 2: My roommate went and saw her on Broadway last night,
Speaker 2: or on Broadway because she's because she's doing a one man,
Speaker 2: one woman Joe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Rosie o'donald.
Speaker 2: My roommate went and saw your girlfriend do that, and
Speaker 2: I said, let me know if she mention his name
Speaker 2: on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, omc'donald in common knowledge.
Speaker 4: I bet she's back from Ireland.
Speaker 1: Huh, he's back, baby.
Speaker 2: By the way she's doing, she's replacing Jimmy Kimmel, going
Speaker 2: after uh Daddy Trump. But she's back. She dude, she's
Speaker 2: making a big comeback. She's making a big Hey.
Speaker 3: In her heyday, she was the biggest motherfucker around television.
Speaker 4: She was in a league of her own.
Speaker 3: I was doing movies again.
Speaker 2: No, she was good in that movie, dude, she was
Speaker 2: great in that fucking movie. Madonna was great in that
Speaker 2: fucking movie.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose our audience. They don't want to They
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about Rosie o'donald. They hate Rose o'donald.
Speaker 2: You know the one that says, do you know what's epic?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watch surgery.
Speaker 2: You would, you would give Rose o'donnald a pickle tickle.
Speaker 1: All I said was she got a facelift and surprisingly,
Speaker 1: you know what, it wasn't bad. That's all I said.
Speaker 3: Look at that SHANEA put him.
Speaker 1: That's where your roommate went last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he went sorrow last night.
Speaker 1: It was opening night.
Speaker 3: He went, he went sorrow Opening night.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and I'm sure it was a good show.
Speaker 2: I sure he gave a shout out to her side piece,
Speaker 2: Greg Hughes. This once to you, Greggy.
Speaker 1: There you go. I think she's a Long Islander too,
Speaker 1: so we have to we have to claim her. I
Speaker 1: believe she's huh, she's got that accent. She's from Long Island,
Speaker 1: all right, you know.
Speaker 2: Just quickly because she's back, dude, she's back like she's
Speaker 2: back on his bottle life. She's on Broadway.
Speaker 1: She's replacing Jimmy Kimble.
Speaker 3: These are big fucking things she's doing now.
Speaker 4: I mean here, I think she's gonna replace Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 4: I think she might run for Center Uny and.
Speaker 1: Or in Maine. Uh.
Speaker 2: She said she really never kept truck of track of
Speaker 2: her finances. She was just putting the paychecks away and
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and like she's she was shocked to
Speaker 2: realize how rich she actually was.
Speaker 1: She had no idea that she was that fucking wealthy.
Speaker 1: That's such a lot. That's so stupid. When they say
Speaker 1: that ship you think, you think that's a jay Leno
Speaker 1: says stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Jay Leno said the same fucking thing.
Speaker 3: Jay Leno said. He never he never cast in the uh.
Speaker 4: I never touched it. He just he lived off the comedy.
Speaker 3: Mind that weekend weekend comic gigs, which was what.
Speaker 1: A million dollars a weekend. Oh good for you, Jay
Speaker 1: common Man, aren't are you?
Speaker 2: But I'm being serious Eric Rosie, Oh my god, I'm rich,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm being serious. And jay Leno sayday, you
Speaker 2: know where he's pack He's he's the checks are going
Speaker 2: directly to the bank, and he's he's doing he's doing
Speaker 2: his weekend gage where he says he's making.
Speaker 1: His money in his heyday.
Speaker 3: How much could ja mental jay leto make on a weekend.
Speaker 4: I go with what I go with what Op said, Yeah,
Speaker 4: make the big big checks.
Speaker 3: He was so doing a million.
Speaker 1: So where's he playing like Caesar.
Speaker 4: He oh yeah, he was.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 4: He was flying, That's what he was doing. He was
Speaker 4: like flying the Caesars. It was like, it's like how
Speaker 4: Bill Maher does like the Mirage on Friday nights. Like
Speaker 4: that was that's one of those things gets top dollars, said, Vegas.
Speaker 1: Money baby, and you forget that he was on late
Speaker 1: night TV when it mattered when they did more huge audiences.
Speaker 1: So he flew out every weekend. It was making stupid money. Stupid.
Speaker 5: So anyway, well, he performed at Northeastern University when I
Speaker 5: was a student and I went and saw arm and
Speaker 5: I I just remember like as a as a you know,
Speaker 5: a comic starting out when I was at Northeastern.
Speaker 2: I just remember thinking, I didn't think you could be
Speaker 2: that funny, being that clean, because he's a he's a
Speaker 2: clean comic, and he.
Speaker 3: Was hilarious, was clean, and he did this bit about McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, are you just Northeastern? So you got
Speaker 1: Jay Leno. I'm going to brag now. I went to
Speaker 1: genes CEO, a Sunni school for broadcasting. We had Southside
Speaker 1: and the Asbury Jukes. Yeah right, And he did a
Speaker 1: thirty minute version of we're having a party because he
Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of songs to play. That's what
Speaker 1: we got at GENESEO. Oh yeah, outside, Johnny hold.
Speaker 2: On, I'll help you one, all right, That's what Northeust
Speaker 2: University got. Oh not James Taylor, his fucking brother. Was
Speaker 2: it Livingston Taylor? Yeah, absolutely, we got Livingston Taylorsy. I
Speaker 2: forgot about he He looks and sounds just fucking he
Speaker 2: sounds just like him.
Speaker 3: He just looks like a bad version. He's like bald
Speaker 3: and thinner.
Speaker 1: And did he have a hit? I forgot about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't remember what his hit. He does he
Speaker 4: has one hit, He does have one hit.
Speaker 3: Livingston Taylor is what we got.
Speaker 1: I forgot that James had a brother in the industry,
Speaker 1: And what the fuck is it gonna take for me to.
Speaker 4: Have a hit Syracuse? We had run DMC, we had
Speaker 4: the Ramones, and we had the spin doctors.
Speaker 1: Dot this come on.
Speaker 4: That was at the time.
Speaker 1: It was very nice the way.
Speaker 3: That's another band I would not pay money to say.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's a lot of people that have no idea
Speaker 1: until this very moment that James Taylor had her brother.
Speaker 1: Look he looks like and he's got the guitar that
Speaker 1: ya we called him and we called him Livy. Wait
Speaker 1: this this one almost makes him look like.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's you know what it looks like. You know,
Speaker 2: you know that movie Twins with Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 4: And fucking yeah yeah yeah wait, let me I look
Speaker 4: like James Taylor's accountant is what it looks like?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Taylor after a Fire?
Speaker 1: Does anyone remember his top forty hit I Will be
Speaker 1: in Love with You Livingston? Yeah, how's it going?
Speaker 7: Do you know? Uh?
Speaker 1: Carolina Day? Oh my god, James has a Carolina song.
Speaker 4: And just doing spinoffs but it's just a little worse.
Speaker 1: Do you know the song get out of Bed? Does
Speaker 1: anyone know these songs? And then he did a cover
Speaker 1: of He probably is like, look, maybe I'll just do
Speaker 1: a cover by the way he hit.
Speaker 2: My other memory of livingson Taylor playing at North University.
Speaker 2: He was wearing one of those like because it was
Speaker 2: the winter time. Yeah, you know what of those New
Speaker 2: England what are those called those? The Wigland fis like
Speaker 2: white sweaters.
Speaker 1: And it's like, huh, it's like that Irish sweater, one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 2: Irish sweaters, right, it was white and guess what he
Speaker 2: had on the front of it. A giant main lobster,
Speaker 2: a giant red main lobster and one of those Irish
Speaker 2: knitted sweaters.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was wearing that with a red fucking.
Speaker 1: Lobster on it. Cool.
Speaker 4: Ron, My mother was an Irish sweater. Okay, just be
Speaker 4: be cool, alright, just be a little gentle.
Speaker 2: There was an.
Speaker 1: Irish sweater that sounds like she was a hula. All right, listen,
Speaker 1: I I got a grab for a second because we're
Speaker 1: gonna start wrapping up. But now you now you got
Speaker 1: us in this uh this area that I love. I
Speaker 1: love talking about uh brothers of famous people.
Speaker 4: Gallagher two, let's talk Gallagher two.
Speaker 2: What huh Gallagher had a brother?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he licensed out his act to who towards
Speaker 4: state fairs with Gallagher to sure, and then when and
Speaker 4: then when the Gallagher hold on, I let him talk please,
Speaker 4: And then when Gallagher when the when the Gallagher dollar
Speaker 4: started shrinking, the Gallagher market started shrinking, he was like no, no, no,
Speaker 4: And the brothers had a they had a lawsuit about it.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, oh yeah, But I think originally Gallagher gave
Speaker 1: the act to his brother, said yeah, why not have
Speaker 1: two of us out there.
Speaker 4: H that's right. We've got a lot of a lot
Speaker 4: of road to cover.
Speaker 1: But it went sideways and the other guy was called
Speaker 1: Gallagher two. So you didn't make the you know, he's
Speaker 1: not confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I got one.
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks's brother. Oh right, he's the voice of Woody
Speaker 1: when You Pull the fucking String movie.
Speaker 4: I think he might be. I think he might be
Speaker 4: in the new he might be the voice of Woody
Speaker 4: and Toy Story five, the new one. I don't think
Speaker 4: Tom Hanks did it.
Speaker 1: It's the brother Tom Hanks did interview, so he was
Speaker 1: definitely in it. He was definitely. He used Tom Hanks's
Speaker 1: brother as the voice coming out of the Toy and
Speaker 1: Toy story, so it's so slightly different. That was his
Speaker 1: claim to fame. And Patrick Swayzey had a brother.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, Jim Belushi, how about that, Jim?
Speaker 2: You know what, he's almost kind of too famous. But
Speaker 2: can you throw Ron Howard's brother in there.
Speaker 1: Who looks like I'm sorry, Clint Howard, he looks like Frankenstein.
Speaker 3: He looks like he got hit by a Matt truck.
Speaker 1: His uh, you know, Ron Howard threw his brother a
Speaker 1: bone he didn't. He shouldn't have been in half those movies.
Speaker 1: Look at that's Tom Hanks's brother. That's weird, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Stallone there, I'm trying to find out why salon frank Stallone, sure,
Speaker 1: Franks alone, right right, Frankie Frankie Bibbs.
Speaker 2: And can we throw any you know, God rest his soul.
Speaker 2: He's rests in peace.
Speaker 1: Now, Eddie Murphy's a Charlie Murphy. Come on, sure, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find a picture really fast.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the qu's acts, but they're all
Speaker 2: fucking stars, right, all the brothers and sisters, the styles
Speaker 2: and the q's acts.
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta ask you, said Stallone? And now
Speaker 1: now I'm all over the place right this hit yesterday.
Speaker 1: I need to know if this is AI for real.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at figuring out the AI at this point.
Speaker 1: But supposedly this is Stallone at eighty years old. Get
Speaker 1: this can't be real Stallone when he is forty one,
Speaker 1: and that's Stallone at eighty No.
Speaker 2: That day he no, no, no, in real life, he's
Speaker 2: got like kind of like kind of stretch mobs a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 3: He's got the he's got the loose skin.
Speaker 1: Belly fat. So you know what, it looks like you
Speaker 1: had plastic surgery.
Speaker 3: No, that's he doesn't look like that.
Speaker 1: Well all right, that's why I'm asking one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: He's got like that old man's skin that kind of
Speaker 3: hangs a little bit, all right.
Speaker 4: Fucking eighty is old.
Speaker 1: For Christ's sakes.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, hold on, there's a picture. I sorry yesterday,
Speaker 2: I should have given it to you. Iggy Pop is
Speaker 2: seventy nine years old. There's a picture of him. He
Speaker 2: had to get carried off stage. There's a picture of
Speaker 2: him shirtless.
Speaker 1: Did he just freeze? Who? Eric? No, no, not Ron,
Speaker 1: your froze. I swear to god, you froze? Really? All
Speaker 1: I heard was Iggy Pop at seventy nine.
Speaker 2: Dude, there's a picture of Iggy Pop shirtless. You know
Speaker 2: Iggy Pop so famous being shirtless.
Speaker 3: Yo, he doesn't. It doesn't look good anymore. So his
Speaker 3: skin is just coming off and.
Speaker 1: Never look good. He looked like you hope your froze?
Speaker 1: God damn it? All right, guys, can you hear me? Oh?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh oh ship, oh oh bay.
Speaker 4: Oh where'd he go? It's all that's it.
Speaker 1: It's just us now, well, I'll tell you this the show.
Speaker 4: We can start the show.
Speaker 2: Sure, did I just say?
Speaker 1: It's not like if you did Beday? Come back?
Speaker 4: Did you miss day?
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't talk bad about me. Well you
Speaker 1: run back, Eric said, I'll take takes.
Speaker 2: You want to hear what Eric said? He said, finally
Speaker 2: we can start the show.
Speaker 1: Eric, No, of course he did corect did you did
Speaker 1: you pull a button or something? What happened? No, you
Speaker 1: don't have a cable issue. The guy's coming today. We'll
Speaker 1: see how that works out.
Speaker 3: How do you get dix it?
Speaker 4: Don't let him, don't let him touch the pro pane.
Speaker 4: That's how did you get back to us?
Speaker 1: You went gone for a while. I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: been gone for what twelve years now, I've been gone along.
Speaker 3: I would like you.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we don't go towards the light.
Speaker 1: This is iggy pop.
Speaker 4: This is iggy pop.
Speaker 1: He's always got an et body. He looks ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, go back, look look below his belly button.
Speaker 3: It's all like his skin's all waggedy.
Speaker 1: Now you look there. I don't care. It's like gilli
Speaker 1: an autopsy. That's how he lives his life. He he
Speaker 1: he never looked over his shirt off, and it goes
Speaker 1: back too so ugly but so famous, you don't notice
Speaker 1: his ugliness.
Speaker 4: Oh you brought that, You brought that back around. I
Speaker 4: like that, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I like doing that. I like to, I like to.
Speaker 2: You know, Dennis Hoppa, Dennis Hoppa Bowie right went to
Speaker 2: visit Iggy Pop when he was in a insane asylum
Speaker 2: and they brought his bags of drugs. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: just that's just one crazy iggy pop story.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start wrapping up because the WiFi is
Speaker 1: starting to ship to bead Well.
Speaker 2: I can, uh, I have an update on what we
Speaker 2: were talking about earl uh on a previous show. So
Speaker 2: he's a quick update. Yeah you ready for this? No,
Speaker 2: wait a minute before we do that. Do you have
Speaker 2: any comment? I know you said you couldn't show the video.
Speaker 2: Do you have any comment of John Blitt doing that
Speaker 2: video parody of why you don't want to talk about
Speaker 2: Howard Stern?
Speaker 1: No? People think I'm obsessed on China. No. I love Howard.
Speaker 1: He's great. He's the greatest. Uh. I think he's the
Speaker 1: greatest human being to ever live.
Speaker 2: My God, look at ob he's a master of crying
Speaker 2: and a master of sacism.
Speaker 1: Sock direction. Sub we gotta wrap up? When Ron here
Speaker 1: is we gotta wrap up? Then Ron's like more minutes?
Speaker 1: What does it not a quick subject? No, he did.
Speaker 1: He made that videos of goof I understand. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It is funny. So one of the guys that got
Speaker 1: let go by Howard Stern, he made a video from
Speaker 1: his new job at Old Navy. So he's he's making
Speaker 1: light of the fact that Howard Stern fucked him over.
Speaker 1: Did you know this guy John Blitt? Not really I
Speaker 1: heard the name or whatever, but there you go. What's
Speaker 1: the other update?
Speaker 2: So we were talking about how David Portnoy very well,
Speaker 2: probably future mayor of New York City, but definitely not.
Speaker 4: It's not the.
Speaker 2: Guy you Michael Rappaputt, Yeah, yeah, Mandanny the dummy.
Speaker 1: Anyways. Oh he's he's great with those evil tweets. He's
Speaker 1: a tough guy. Michael Rappaport is a tough guy. Watching
Speaker 1: he's gonna get you with his index finger. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be a mean tweet about you. He's tough.
Speaker 1: He's very tough, tough, tough.
Speaker 2: So David put Nooy went on his very massive successful podcast.
Speaker 2: This guy's podcast is so successful. He he's this guy
Speaker 2: sways elections. That's how powerful I want to be with us, opeek,
Speaker 2: I want us to swear elections, but I don't wanna.
Speaker 2: I don't want to digress. Tom Brady is ruining his
Speaker 2: legacy with this. Talk about this, I understand it's gone
Speaker 2: further now. It's not bringing people up to date, all right,
Speaker 2: it's it's not becoming official. Tom Brady is now officially
Speaker 2: in talks with the w w lead to Russell Logan Paul,
Speaker 2: and they're they're calling it like they're, you know, match
Speaker 2: of the century.
Speaker 3: Here's why it's gonna happen. This is what I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Brady and Ari Emanuel, who's the CEO of w w
Speaker 2: e's parent company, t KO.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what they have in common?
Speaker 1: The Raiders?
Speaker 2: Oh you're looking it up while I'm talking.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both co owners of the fucking Raiders. So
Speaker 2: now Tom Brady is now moving over to WWE. It's
Speaker 2: gonna wrestle Logan Paul by contract.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, you see the latest video. Obviously this
Speaker 1: is leading to WrestleMania whatever. I have fun with that.
Speaker 1: I won't be watching. I'm not eight years old. I
Speaker 1: don't care if it's popular. Wrestling stinks, dude. I'll take
Speaker 1: more adults watch it than children. That's crazy. Good for them,
Speaker 1: they're stupid. Go outside, get some bear.
Speaker 4: By the way, I just realized how I got vertigo.
Speaker 4: It's Ron going in and out like this. I think
Speaker 4: that's how I got. I'm like, I'm sitting there and
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're going to get dizzy and a little nauseous.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, how did I get I
Speaker 4: don't know how'd I get vertigo? Ron? How do I
Speaker 4: get vertigo?
Speaker 1: Every time movies? Every time Ron leans in, I know
Speaker 1: I should shut my mouth because he's gonna interrupt, so
Speaker 1: I might as well just shut up.
Speaker 7: No, that's not true. Sometimes I get in closer. It's
Speaker 7: just it's just it's the blue glow off his screen
Speaker 7: that hits his face. Like, as soon as his face
Speaker 7: goes blue, you know you're in the danger zone. I
Speaker 7: mean the vertigo zone.
Speaker 1: So oh no, oh no. So that's an update on
Speaker 1: that story. But uh, to David Portnoy, you have lame
Speaker 1: ass fucking takes. Nothing's gonna taint tom Brady's legacy. He
Speaker 1: wants what we say, six seven super Bowls? Nothing six right,
Speaker 1: six seven? Nothing taints that. So that's a dumb take.
Speaker 1: Second of all the latest uh Logan Paul tom Brady
Speaker 1: uh bit to set up this WrestleMania. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: believe this.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: They were playing ping pong together, Logan, not Logan. Tom
Speaker 1: Brady smashed the ping pong ball at Logan by the oh,
Speaker 1: by crazy, and then Logan Paul got fucking mad and
Speaker 1: they had to hold him back again. That's the latest
Speaker 1: video he got, he got ping pong, got ping pong. Tommy,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Come on, Tommy. Now, we said
Speaker 1: we don't have to, we don't have to repeat the
Speaker 1: whole rat But these athletes, their careers are over when
Speaker 1: they're young guys, and they don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: to do with the themselves. Most guys are are done
Speaker 1: by thirty five. Let's say that's still so young.
Speaker 4: Eric, What do you do when your career was over
Speaker 4: exactly and by the way, I mean, look at how
Speaker 4: Monica Winsky's career was over so early. You know, what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. It was like, you know, what's your knees go?
Speaker 4: It's just your needs go?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Eric, how did you get yourself out of bed? When
Speaker 1: the when the bright light? Forafia? We should we should
Speaker 1: name this podcast.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I got vertigo.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Let's let's name this podcast three men and no career.
Speaker 4: One career?
Speaker 1: I lost it? Three middle aged white boys. What's shorten
Speaker 1: the title to? What career?
Speaker 4: Is the name of this career?
Speaker 1: Like? We look like we played a band on weekends.
Speaker 1: I like the DFW. I'm the leads obviously, I'm the
Speaker 1: lead singer.
Speaker 2: You're just amazing, Eric, band Opie, I'm giving you the
Speaker 2: fucking position of league guitarist.
Speaker 1: Are you even? My voice is way better than yours?
Speaker 2: When I see you're insane, you can't reach the high
Speaker 2: can do high pitch?
Speaker 3: I'm high pitched ready.
Speaker 4: This is the sound that's love silence that you're just
Speaker 4: gonna come off now in the show.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm like Geddy Lee from Rut, I do that.
Speaker 1: I can do the ee part from Alison. Chains you
Speaker 1: can't do that.
Speaker 2: You sell like those little chainsaws.
Speaker 4: You can't do that. I'm happy to be the bassist.
Speaker 4: I'm just happy to be in the background and be
Speaker 4: like John and whistle on the hoo. Justo, you don't
Speaker 4: even move, you just go like this.
Speaker 1: You just right.
Speaker 4: I'll go to the big bass. I'll go like I'm
Speaker 4: staying on the on the every movie, every breath you take,
Speaker 4: I'll just do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got eyes of the bluest guys.
Speaker 4: It's the right musical episode.
Speaker 1: Guys. Thank you very much. I gotta go, Eric Marino,
Speaker 1: what a pleasure. I'm glad you're back from Virtigo. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're well. I'm not glad you're still battling the mice.
Speaker 1: But you'll get there.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get there. I'm gonna get there all I mean.
Speaker 1: For real, guys, for real. You gotta check out Eric
Speaker 1: Marino's podcast with Christy Miller. They do a really good job.
Speaker 1: It's quick too. I love that it's quick. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get this quick, but it's never gonna happen. You
Speaker 1: guys do like thirty minute episodes and it just boom boom.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We try to keep it around twenty six. And
Speaker 4: by the way, before I go, I just want to
Speaker 4: tell you yesterday I may have seen the stupidest license
Speaker 4: plate I've ever seen. It's Yola. It was Yolo too.
Speaker 4: Why oh you only live once too. That's a thing
Speaker 4: that should not have a sequel, Yolo two.
Speaker 1: That don't make sense. That sense. His podcast is called
Speaker 1: I'll tell You a dissds I missed. Oh you didn't
Speaker 1: do the fortune cookie thing. Hold on, Ron, we got
Speaker 1: to add with the fortune cookie. This is Eric Marino's
Speaker 1: big guy.
Speaker 4: Here your morning fortune cookie, real fortune cookie, a real
Speaker 4: fortune cookie from China. Thought, oh look at that. Okay,
Speaker 4: are you ready?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Everybody? I'm December will be a month for relax station
Speaker 4: and renewal. So December December?
Speaker 1: What that stupid?
Speaker 4: That's what I get. But you know what, you get
Speaker 4: a couple of months to settle in on that. So
Speaker 4: there there you go, everybody, December will be a month
Speaker 4: for relaxation and renewal.
Speaker 2: December is the worst multiple year a renewal is coming
Speaker 2: out of winter.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't. They don't do the Christmas thing, so
Speaker 1: of course they're gonna say.
Speaker 4: That relaxation and renewal. Okay, that's remember just you know, like, hey,
Speaker 4: by the way, you guys are arguing with a bait. Good, Okay, you're.
Speaker 1: Arguing with Eric? Do they really say it like that
Speaker 1: they have trouble with the odds?
Speaker 6: N R run right, don't don't a little levity TikTok
Speaker 6: TikTok wrote me recently, why aren't your live streaming with
Speaker 6: us anymore?
Speaker 1: Like? Because you you take my live stream away every
Speaker 1: time I try, because you don't understand people being idiots
Speaker 1: and trying to be funny. All right, Eric Marinos eating
Speaker 1: force of cookies with what is that nice tea?
Speaker 2: Oh that's prune.
Speaker 4: Jos, that's an Donald Palm of my friends?
Speaker 1: Is it really.
Speaker 2: Little Tito's.
Speaker 4: I haven't drank in seven years. I haven't had soda
Speaker 4: in five years, and I'm still fat?
Speaker 1: Eric, what happened to pall?
Speaker 4: I wish I had Iggy Pops or Stallone's Ai body?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, Eric?
Speaker 2: How bad was it that you quit? Quit the booz?
Speaker 2: He went, I'm done?
Speaker 1: Like were you like passed out? People peeing on you? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, that wasn't what happened. My father felt. My dad
Speaker 4: fell down, couldn't drink anymore. I had to go. I
Speaker 4: had to go to my AA with my father for
Speaker 4: five weeks. And when you do that, you stop drinking,
Speaker 4: guys and have me back on another show. We'll talk. Well,
Speaker 4: we'll do why I stopped drinking another time?
Speaker 1: All right, that was the I had to answer that.
Speaker 1: That's the cable guy. He's like, can I come early?
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck you, I'm here, let's go.
Speaker 3: Eric's pouring his hot out.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: But how he almost don't.
Speaker 4: Let that cable guy touch the propate tanks. He's trying
Speaker 4: to kill you. Man, That's what happened to Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 1: I'll listen back to this and I'll go that was
Speaker 1: really good what Eric just said there. It's too bad.
Speaker 1: I miss him. When we were doing it live, corn.
Speaker 2: Is hired out about alcoholism and how it almost killed
Speaker 2: him on his phone with the cable guy, honestly like
Speaker 2: and you can hear you in the background and you
Speaker 2: could see his eyes are well up, saying, you know,
Speaker 2: almost killed.
Speaker 3: Oh, be honest with you have any compassion?
Speaker 1: Movie? Wait? Is that really what I missed?
Speaker 4: That's yeah he's talking.
Speaker 2: About I said, I said, how bad did it get
Speaker 2: that made you quit? Seven years ago? He went into
Speaker 2: it and go to the side. Sounds like you're ordering
Speaker 2: a fucking pizza.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this guy ordering a fuck? Like?
Speaker 4: Like, he's like Disney? Can I get Disney Plus? Did I?
Speaker 4: Can I get Netflix with it? Can I get a bundle?
Speaker 4: Can I just get a bundle of Uh? I want
Speaker 4: Paramount and HBO Max.
Speaker 3: I was like, Eric, how bad did it get that?
Speaker 2: You had to stop? And then Eric got serious and
Speaker 2: went into and then you went off screen and was talking.
Speaker 2: I was, Eric, I want to apologize for Opie's behavior.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you this. When I stopped drinking, my local
Speaker 4: bar went out of business.
Speaker 2: Three weeks later, Opie, we finally got him to open up,
Speaker 2: and you're on the phone making wheels and deals. And
Speaker 2: by the way, Eric, the issue is not the cable
Speaker 2: guy touching Opie's pro pane take with the cable guy
Speaker 2: is in touching Opie's toilet.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, yes, yes, yes, yes, I got I
Speaker 1: just want this say this to Eric Marino. God works
Speaker 1: in mysterious ways.
Speaker 4: He moves in mysterious ways. He look I'd just like
Speaker 4: to see this. Remember, guys, if there's one thing for me,
Speaker 4: just remember you only live once two okay, you only
Speaker 4: live once twice?
Speaker 1: All right? Eat the rich. I gotta go. I'm distracted.
Speaker 1: The cable guys out his way.
Speaker 2: Eric, we'll hear about your life in that story another time.
Speaker 4: Right, it's a lifetime movie. I'm gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 4: be real soon. It's all an AI version of my
Speaker 4: stop drinking story very soon. By the way, it's that's
Speaker 4: the Odyssey too, coming soon. I stopped drinking.
Speaker 1: Travel, I travel how I stopped Apologize, Eric, I apologize.
Speaker 1: He was giving us his Oprah moment.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, I.
Speaker 1: Really want to enjoy the moment because I'll laugh about
Speaker 1: this all day. So when he was pouring his guts
Speaker 1: out about his crippling alcoholism, what did I do. You're
Speaker 1: on the phone at the cable guy and your head's
Speaker 1: off to the