WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.840 --> 00:00:05.120 Dude, are you dying your hair? I thought my hair 2 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:08.000 looked horrible this morning, But what are you dying your hair? 3 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:11.080 This is from the beach, dude, What do you think 4 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:13.359 I did? I this is the same for Monday. 5 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:16.079 No, No, that's shoe poles. You're dyeing your hair. No 6 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:18.320 one gets darker hair by going to the beach. Ron 7 00:00:18.399 --> 00:00:19.199 You're dyeing your hair. 8 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.079 There's always been the stock. I just put my hair down. 9 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:25.960 I don't know now it's normal right now when I 10 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:26.920 put it down. 11 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:28.519 It looks like it's dyed. 12 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:30.440 I know, but that's not what do you want me 13 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:32.200 to do? Look the eyebrow? Do you think I did 14 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:32.759 my eyebrow? 15 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:34.119 They should hire you? 16 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:36.119 Do you think I did my band? 17 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:38.799 I don't know what you do, Ryan, but they should 18 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:41.359 hire you for some kind of like a horror movie. 19 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:45.320 You'd be a great horror movie cast member. No. I 20 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:46.920 was gonna make fun of my hair and then thank 21 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:48.799 you for doing that, because you're making my hair look 22 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:51.479 like I'm a fucking rock star. I got humidity hair today, 23 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:54.000 I haven't. I haven't showered it two days because I've 24 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:59.119 been jumping in that ocean. Brother, that good morning, everybody, 25 00:00:59.200 --> 00:01:04.239 Welcome to Opie Radio Podcasts. You know, download this wherever 26 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:07.000 you gets your podcast. We would greatly appreciate it, right, Ronnie. 27 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:09.120 Babes, Hold on, did you just say you went in 28 00:01:09.159 --> 00:01:11.599 the ocean and you haven't showered. 29 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:13.959 It three days? Two days? Well, it might be an exaggeration. 30 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:15.400 How are you right now? Yeah? 31 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:17.719 Did you so you went in the ocean yesterday? 32 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:20.200 A little bit? A little bit. Let me tell you something. 33 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:24.200 I'm starting to regret it. Huh, I'm starting to dude. 34 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:28.040 I I did a lot of swimming yesterday. 35 00:01:28.359 --> 00:01:29.480 Yeah, at Coney Island. 36 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:33.680 I got fucking chocolate all over your face again because 37 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:36.519 I'm eating these I'm a laying sulted. 38 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:39.599 Oh love those things. We went over that the other day. 39 00:01:39.799 --> 00:01:40.719 On my side. 40 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:43.560 There's pieces of nutting chocolate all over your face. 41 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:45.840 On my side, I got i boogers, so I can't 42 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:47.519 even see you at all. I should have washed my 43 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:48.439 face at least. 44 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:49.879 I was just gonna say, dude, you don't wa wash 45 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:50.640 your face before the. 46 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:53.879 Showah, I'm too pretty, bro, I try to knock it. 47 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:57.719 You Shawa, you don't wash the face. I'm you don't 48 00:01:57.879 --> 00:01:58.519 wash your seat. 49 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:03.879 You got athletes? Look I I you know, even if. 50 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.879 You invite me over, I'm not sure I'm gonna come over. 51 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:09.400 That's fine, Ron, I'm I'm fine with that. But I'm 52 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:12.520 a I'm a I'm a goddamn good looking guy for 53 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:14.240 for an older gentleman. So I try to knock it 54 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:16.479 down a little bit, because you know, the beauty, the 55 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:20.039 beauty shocks people. So I'm like, you know what, go 56 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:24.199 on camera without combing your hair, without washing your face. 57 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.919 Do us all a favor right now? Yeah? 58 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:32.159 Give us the Blue Steel, the the blue Eyes, the blue. 59 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:35.120 Eyes, have any Blue Steele? 60 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:35.879 Ben Stiller? 61 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.319 Oh yeah, I don't do Ben Stiller. 62 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:39.159 I don't. 63 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:40.080 I don't do Benn Stiller. 64 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:42.639 You know what I'm talking about? When he played the 65 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.639 model Orse, I do are you're. 66 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:44.919 Saying you so? 67 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:47.120 By the way, so get back to my right right. 68 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:49.840 No, no, no, no, no, now I do this. Now you're 69 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:53.560 bothering me. I hate that movie. It's overrated. When he's 70 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:56.240 a model and he's Blue Steel and Owen Wilson. I 71 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:57.680 hated that movie. It was stupid. 72 00:02:57.719 --> 00:03:02.439 Will Farrell plays like this weird, evil, fucking what's the 73 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:03.680 name of the movie A. 74 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:10.360 Something about modeling. I forgot. It's too early Why why 75 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:12.800 don't we do these so early in the morning? Zoolander? 76 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:16.240 Thank you? Or Dush, thank you? Dush. 77 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:19.719 By the way, did another fucking you know how they're 78 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:23.319 doing remakes of every lethal weapon right right right, that's 79 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.000 another one they're coming out with. All right, they're doing 80 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:27.319 that fucking another Zoolander. 81 00:03:27.719 --> 00:03:32.199 Well, good for them. Screw Zoolander, screw screw everything. Oh, 82 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:34.039 we gotta get him right on. Did you have something 83 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:35.439 you want to start the show with or can I 84 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:38.919 get on? All right, let's get Eric on too. Good 85 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:42.280 morning to Eric Marino. Oh have a blue still morning. 86 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.599 I heard you talking Zoolander, So blue still morning to 87 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:45.560 all of you guys. 88 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:49.919 Do you don't stop quoting lines? Hope he won't know it. 89 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.199 He's uh no, snooty. 90 00:03:53.039 --> 00:03:57.240 I could quote lines. Was it over when the Germans? Uh? 91 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:01.479 Uh bomb Pearl Harbor? I was getting there, Eric, I 92 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:02.400 was getting there. 93 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:06.919 Come on, it's radio. Let's go, let's fill uh. 94 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:06.599 Uh. 95 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:11.000 I'm a man, uh, I'm a man like you. Or 96 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:14.280 I'm a man just like you. Where the priest gets 97 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:18.199 hit by lightning, I'm a man, uh just like you. 98 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.720 This is why we're the number one podcasts in America 99 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:22.399 by the way. 100 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:23.800 Are you doing caddy shack? 101 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:26.600 I don't know what doing it was caddy shack? That 102 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:27.240 was ya. 103 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:30.519 I didn't know it from the leer and from the 104 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:32.160 from the lines. I knew it from you saying the 105 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:33.439 priest got hit by lightning. 106 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:38.160 I'm doing movie lines, Ron, not just Zoolander. I hate John. 107 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:41.360 He can't handle the truth. Oh he can't handle the truth. 108 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:45.879 He can't he Yeah, he can't handle stuff. 109 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.480 All right, hold on, let's get the show going. Excuse 110 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:49.800 me while I whip it out. 111 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:53.600 Oh yeah, extane? Can we I got one? Can we 112 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:55.480 dance with your dates? Oh? 113 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:57.720 Do you mind if you dance with your dates? Absolutely? 114 00:04:58.240 --> 00:05:01.360 No, buddy, put your baby in a Oh yeah, yeah, 115 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:01.920 that one too. 116 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:02.199 There. 117 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.759 Yeah, I got no else. Wait, I got no I 118 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:09.639 got no place else to go. 119 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:12.759 Oh my god? 120 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:14.879 Wait no, that's you feel like you can do any 121 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:16.439 oppression if it involves crying. 122 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:19.319 Thank you? Yeah, do the rambo. 123 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:20.399 That's actually good. 124 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:22.560 I know I can't do my impression. 125 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:24.279 You can't do it on the spot. That's called be 126 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:24.759 an actor. 127 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:27.000 Oh I'll work it in though. No. 128 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:30.040 That's if you're an actor and they go give it. 129 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:34.160 Just alone barely A broadcast I'm not. I'm looking at me. 130 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:36.399 He's getting the he's getting the nuggets out of his eyes. 131 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:39.279 He's not ready. I got it. I got eyeboogers. But Eric, 132 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:40.800 I got to say right off the bat. 133 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.279 If you have a sty in your eye, I have 134 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.279 all the things you need. 135 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:47.000 I forgot. Eric's a prop comic. 136 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:49.879 No, he's not a prop comic. Don't do that, Brino. 137 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:53.120 I got this. I got an observation. Eric Marino had 138 00:05:53.199 --> 00:05:55.839 vertigo for about ten days, two weeks, and now you 139 00:05:55.879 --> 00:05:58.439 look younger, like you look ten years younger. What happens 140 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:00.199 with the vertigo that you look younger? Did you get 141 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:01.439 a haircut or something to eat? 142 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:05.600 That's actually, that's exactly what it is. I'll tell you this. 143 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:08.639 As you suffer from dizziness and nausea, and nausea is 144 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:12.360 just Latin for puke. Okay, Latin, it's just Naa means 145 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:14.319 you're gonna throw up. And I got nauseous. You feel 146 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:17.360 nauseous means you're gonna throw up, but that's polite. Nauseous 147 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:20.399 means I'm gonna puke everywhere? Okay, And uh it was 148 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:23.839 it was some serious, uh vertigo. I don't think the 149 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:26.519 summer of my U. I'm in my fifties. This summer 150 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:29.040 has been not very good for me. Okay, there's been 151 00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:31.959 sties in my eyes. There've been mouses in my houses. 152 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:37.759 There there have been summer poles, allergies. You know, I 153 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:40.000 got something. I got something going on, and it was 154 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:42.519 the vertigo happened, which so it's one of those things 155 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.160 where it's something in your inner ear, Crystals in your 156 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:47.639 inner ear dislocate right, because I've been listening to so 157 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:51.720 much bullshit from Ran and other people that my my 158 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:54.480 ears went on strike, is what happened. And they said, 159 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:55.879 you know what, you're all done. We're taking out of 160 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.360 the game for a little while. It was it was 161 00:06:57.399 --> 00:06:59.480 a real It was a it was a real treat 162 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:02.720 guys to go really if you get it's serious, it's 163 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:04.639 it doesn't mess around, no joke. 164 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:08.120 Well, the virngo the name. I used it and scrabbled 165 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:18.680 the other day nine uh, paroxsbles, paroxymals, paraoxes. 166 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:23.079 Mall are you having a stroke? 167 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:27.680 Because I was able to do I was able to 168 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:30.040 use my X and my y. It was if p 169 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:34.920 A R O X Y S m A L everybody. 170 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:38.519 Yeah, I have a question so vernico is. 171 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:39.879 Not like motion sickness, right. 172 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:44.399 Uh no, it's but similar because one of the treatments 173 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:46.839 is gramamine. Is because how I got how I got 174 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.160 through it was, uh, you know, I googled it. I 175 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:52.279 did the googles, and Ben and drill Benadryl got me through, 176 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:54.720 uh for a couple for a day or two, until 177 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:56.759 everything settled down. You're also supposed to do this. It's 178 00:07:56.759 --> 00:08:00.040 called an Epley maneuver. I was gonna ask, yeah, that's. 179 00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:03.079 They did the Epley maneuver to you, but that sh 180 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:03.680 their head. 181 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:05.639 They're like, oh, but it was all of a sudden 182 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:07.680 my eyes went like this. It was just and that's 183 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:12.639 and then I got nauseous again. I got nauseous. Ooh 184 00:08:12.680 --> 00:08:15.439 the Epplely maneuver. It was like, yeah, it's Epley. It's 185 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:17.319 uh that you have to go back. You have to 186 00:08:17.319 --> 00:08:20.000 go back in your bed right and put your head back. 187 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:23.240 And then then it says you may experience dizziness. You're 188 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:26.759 going to experience disneyness. And that's where I couldn't stop 189 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:29.959 my eyes from like just wow, oh it was yeah. 190 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:32.360 I can explain the Epley maneuver to the people out there. 191 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:34.879 It's like it's like working an etch a sketch, but 192 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:37.480 they do it in your head. Yeah, they took it up. 193 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.559 I got shaken up and then they changed you at 194 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:41.279 the end of it. But at first they're like, make 195 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.480 you to do this and then that, and I'm right right, 196 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.039 that's right. By the way, can you tell that I 197 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:49.120 googled vertigo before today's show. I'm happy. 198 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:50.879 I'm really happy you did. When I told one of 199 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:53.279 my friends last night, I was talking Tom. He's like, 200 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:56.159 he's like, whoa, were you up someplace high. I'm like, no, No, 201 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:58.639 you can experience vertigo when you're in high places. But 202 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:01.000 this was like I was, I was lying in my bed. 203 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:02.960 I WoT I woke up dizzy. That's how. 204 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:07.320 But supposedly, like you said, it's it's the equivalent of 205 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.879 feeling like the room is spinning really fast, not a 206 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:13.000 little bit like like you're going round and round. 207 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:15.759 So if you're not on a ship, and you're not 208 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:19.519 and it's not due to motion, what is vertigo? 209 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:23.480 So what I'm saying, it's yeah there, So it's it's 210 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:26.279 something happens in your inner ear. Dislodges crystals that help 211 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:29.200 right now, in all of our inter ears. Everybody, there 212 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:32.639 are crystals that help us maintain our balance. Those get dislodged, 213 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:35.200 and suddenly you are at the mercy of your inner ear. 214 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:38.159 And when it goes, it's really it's really something else. 215 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:42.759 I have another friend who's who's mysteriously experienced vertigo for 216 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:45.080 the past three years, and I always jokingly say, you know, 217 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:47.440 maybe it was the COVID vaccinine that he vaccine. 218 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:54.720 Don't don't. I'm just saying I made a joke joke 219 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:58.080 about it on They get really crazy out there because 220 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:02.320 only social media platforms don't understand jokes. All right, those 221 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:03.240 are the algorithm. 222 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:06.039 We don't know what the hell was I joking? 223 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:09.159 Am I joking? Listen to him. Don't listen to him 224 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:09.559 at all. 225 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:11.720 He's got vertica. I don't know what the fuck he's 226 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:12.519 talking about. 227 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:14.639 Point ron And I don't say that lightly, Grace. 228 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:18.480 Yeah, they don't, they don't. They get crazy with that 229 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:23.240 one thing on these social media platforms. It's unbol believable. 230 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:26.679 By the way you say crystals like crystal is. That's 231 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:29.720 what the penile gland is too. It's a crystal. Crystals 232 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:32.919 is what will power the future. That's what ets use. 233 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:33.960 Crystals we're not. 234 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:36.960 Anyway, Crystal, get this lot from your ear. 235 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:38.360 Oh yeah, that's good question. 236 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:40.039 That's what I want to fucking know. 237 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:41.399 Well, i'll tell you. 238 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:43.679 I got to tell you with all the things I 239 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:45.720 say that's been happening to me, the stye and the 240 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:48.600 eye and the vertigo and the sicker like and you 241 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:50.240 know that. I also said that I have mice in 242 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.480 the there's a mouse in the house, right and by 243 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:55.519 the way, I spotted one. There's a number six ran around. 244 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:58.480 But I know you are right, but you're right, and 245 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:01.159 I have I have traps and traps because they like 246 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.159 they just they they got all the peanut butter out 247 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:05.159 of a sticky trap. I think they're evolving because of 248 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:08.320 the mushrooms they ate in my house. It becomes super mice. 249 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:12.240 They're super mushroom mice. I think they dropped down from 250 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:15.559 the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible and they 251 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:19.000 ate it. So they're evolving, Okay, like the stoned ape theory. 252 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:21.879 And uh so, there's so much. There's so much a problement. 253 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:24.120 And now I have to talk about googling. I'm gonna 254 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:25.720 look up after we get off the show. I'm gonna 255 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:27.919 look up the haunt of virus, the hand of virus, 256 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:30.440 which is of course brought to you by mouse rodent 257 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:33.399 pooh droppings right right the dropping. So I might have 258 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:37.240 I made these all could be tied together medically. I'm like, 259 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:39.840 I'm like a remember the show House MD. I'm like, 260 00:11:40.679 --> 00:11:42.600 I need I need house. I might need house to 261 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:43.200 check this out. 262 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:45.039 A couple things, just for the people out there. I 263 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:47.440 told Ark Marino months ago, you find one mouse in 264 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:48.840 your house, you're done, You're dead. 265 00:11:49.159 --> 00:11:51.000 And you said ninety. I think you said there's one. 266 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.120 There's ninety. I'm gonna go with those numbers. 267 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.559 I lost track of how many I legit killed with 268 00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:57.799 the electric traps, but it was it was somewhere around 269 00:11:57.840 --> 00:12:01.000 sixty or seventy easily easily. That didn't get rid of him. 270 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.080 They just kept coming. We had to move. I had 271 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:03.399 to move. 272 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.399 I was like, that's why you're at the beach. Now, Well, 273 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:08.240 they chased you out of they chased you out of Manhattan. 274 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:10.200 Oh yes, so now I just deal with, you know, 275 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.600 the threat of a tidal wave. I looked at that ocean. 276 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:15.639 I'm just like, I'm wondering, Like in the Poseidon Adventure, 277 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:17.879 let's go old school. I'm just gonna see that wall 278 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:19.240 of water some day. 279 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:26.759 After the worst putt where he lives, he's sunded by Jews. 280 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:30.799 Jewish doctor is I don't know about that. I don't know. 281 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:33.159 I don't know about that, Sir, I don't know by 282 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:33.919 Jewish doctors. 283 00:12:34.279 --> 00:12:37.240 I don't notice you fucking notice, all right? 284 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:42.200 I kind of noticed a little bit. You notice my people. 285 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:45.600 You do. By the way, the guy that I saved 286 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:48.360 from a heart attack or dying from a heart attack, 287 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:53.080 crazy story, he's back working at my neighbor's house. You know. 288 00:12:53.159 --> 00:12:55.360 Why do you know why he's back working? 289 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:58.200 Why because he's a Jewish doctor. 290 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:01.440 He fixed him up? No, not, the guy sticks in 291 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:02.200 his house again. 292 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:04.480 Maybe Eric wasn't on the show that day, did you. 293 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:06.840 I don't know. You saved a doctor. That's like how 294 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:08.840 therapists now quote. I like this. 295 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:12.679 Well, the story goes this, Uh, he's he is a doctor, 296 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:16.159 he's a vascular or somebody. He's a vascular something something. 297 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:18.360 He does Spanish commercials on TV. That's all I know. 298 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:21.000 Even though he's not Spanish, he is Jewish doing Spanish 299 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:23.519 commercials for his vascular business. And you figured it out. 300 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:28.080 So he's banging on our door early the summer. I 301 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:30.960 need asprid his somebody in his house was having a 302 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:33.120 heart attack, and supposedly, if you give somebody I don't know, 303 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:35.799 I'm not met professional. Where's my camera, I don't know 304 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:36.759 what I'm talking about? 305 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:40.320 The heart in Spanish? 306 00:13:40.360 --> 00:13:42.240 There you go. So he's like, I need Asper. Guys 307 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:44.960 having a heart attack. Supposedly, this is what this guy 308 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:46.360 told me. This is what you have to do. It's 309 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:48.840 ridiculous when it's obvious we're just fucking idiots. 310 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:49.960 Uh. 311 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:51.960 But supposedly if you give someone us having a heart 312 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:54.639 attack and Asper, and it could really really help the results. 313 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:57.039 So he's running around neighbor to neighbor. He's looking for 314 00:13:57.080 --> 00:13:59.919 Asper and I need aspird. So I'm the hero. Eric 315 00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:03.799 out the hero. I run the hot hero. I go 316 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:06.480 in the bathroom. I grab a bottle what I think 317 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:08.399 is asked for, and I throw it to him. I 318 00:14:08.519 --> 00:14:10.240 throw it to him. He's like thank you, and he's 319 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:15.000 running away. Then he turns around quickly goes, this is advil. 320 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:20.840 This work. I don't know the difference. So then I 321 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:22.000 scream up to my wife. 322 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:26.879 I go, it's it's it's aspread bro, and he calmed right. 323 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:29.320 Down, and then my daughter, Actually, I'm not the hero. 324 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:31.879 I like, I like saying I'm the hero because you 325 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:34.600 know I'm I'm front and center in this household, you 326 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:36.600 know what I'm saying with stream, So I'm like, I'm 327 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:38.840 the hero. But the fact is, my daughter found a 328 00:14:38.879 --> 00:14:41.320 first ad kit that had one of those little uh 329 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:46.120 gas station aspirin packs and she dropped it down to me, 330 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:49.639 and then I tossed it to him and it floated 331 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:54.879 into what we like to call Ticktown. So then there's 332 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:57.120 an area around the houses we call Ticktown. When we 333 00:14:57.200 --> 00:14:59.200 drop something it's gone, we don't touch it because we 334 00:14:59.240 --> 00:15:02.639 don't want ticks. A man dying, there's a man dying. 335 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:05.080 Ship the lime disease, the lime disease. 336 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.360 We dropped shit off this deck, well we haven't seen 337 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:10.279 in years because we don't want to go down to Ticktown. 338 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:12.120 But in this case, you got to go to Ticktown 339 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:16.960 because this man that the guy needs So it was short. 340 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.799 He he kind of went to Ticktown, found the espir in, 341 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:22.039 the in the in the weeds and ran and save 342 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.200 this guy. And I just wanted to give the update 343 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:26.799 that the guy is doing great and he's back working 344 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:30.080 with this guy because I said, hey, how's he doing? 345 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:34.440 And then this guy said, which guy? Because we have 346 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:36.840 a new issue out here, and I wasn't around to 347 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:39.000 help this guy, and I feel kind of bad. Right 348 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:43.480 The story goes a housekeeper. I think they said, uh, 349 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:47.120 left the propane on. I don't know why she's turning 350 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:48.799 on the propane. But this is the story of the 351 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:52.639 guy told me left the propane on. This guy decides 352 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:54.399 he needs to make some hot dogs. It turns on 353 00:15:54.440 --> 00:16:00.840 his grill and flash blast a pro pae and fire, 354 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:03.399 and he burned his leg all the way from his 355 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:07.080 thigh down to his ankle, second degree burns. We had 356 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.840 commotion out here with ambulances and everything else. First thunders 357 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:11.480 all over the plate. 358 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:14.159 That's the fourth of July cookout right there, that's a barbecue. 359 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:17.279 We were wondering what happened, you know, But I goes, oh, no, 360 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:19.639 they called me because I'm a vascular guy. I don't 361 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:21.600 know what vascular has to do with skin, but they 362 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:24.519 figured it's close enough, and he ran over there and then. 363 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:27.480 It's under the skin. Ah, it's under the skin. 364 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:30.200 And so he asked the guy, can you feel can 365 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:32.879 you feel the pain? And the guy goes, what do 366 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:35.600 you Of course I can, and he goes, then you're good. 367 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:38.039 This is what he said. That means you're you're gonna 368 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:39.279 be all right, and the skin's gonna heal it. 369 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:40.320 Right, it's good. 370 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:41.519 Good. 371 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:43.279 But if you dude, you know, like if you get 372 00:16:43.320 --> 00:16:43.960 a third or fourth to. 373 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:47.159 Be burned and like you feel no pain, yeah, you're 374 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:49.440 probably gonna die from infection. 375 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:51.039 Ah my got it. 376 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:54.600 And and there's so much of your epidermis gone right, 377 00:16:54.759 --> 00:16:56.720 your body just can't regenerate. 378 00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.559 It's the your immune systems gone well. You turn. 379 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:04.680 Warning that there's no useful medical advice coming from any 380 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:05.000 of us. 381 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:05.400 We are not. 382 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:08.680 None of us are doctors, everybody and nothing. 383 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:11.160 Obviously, I just like to babble like an idiot on 384 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:14.160 this thing every morning. But I saw the guy and uh, 385 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:16.559 he has a broken arm. It's this guy has a 386 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:18.920 broken arm because he fell in Africa. This is how 387 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:21.519 rich these people are. Just they had a little trip 388 00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:23.200 to Africa, he felt. I guess he fell off a 389 00:17:23.279 --> 00:17:24.920 rider or I don't know how he broke his arm, 390 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:27.519 but he's got a broken arm and he's got bandaging 391 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:30.119 from his ankle all the way up to his hip 392 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:34.400 from this flash fire that was caused by somebody keeping 393 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.480 the propane, so that propane was running for god knows 394 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:39.599 how long, and he lit that grill in. 395 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:43.160 Who sounds like someone was trying to murder him. That 396 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:45.319 sounds like that was a hit on him. Maybe you 397 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.799 know what I mean. That sounds like a little little suspect. 398 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:48.960 I think we need murder. 399 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:51.000 She wrote, its Bury. 400 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:55.480 There you go. Well, the guy all the money. 401 00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:58.079