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Speaker 1: And yeah that's right folk. He for comedy, Hey for Abbit,

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for Maxwell.

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Speaker 2: For for Lou Costello. Put them all together and they

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spell camel experience is the best teacher. Try a camel

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that's your own experience. Tell you why more people are

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smoking camels than ever before, and draw up a chair

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for Tonight's Camel Show starring What Habit and Lou Costello.

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Speaker 1: I don't blame you when you.

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Speaker 3: Look at a fat little stubl like, come here, come

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over here.

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Speaker 1: You're late again.

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Speaker 4: We're nowhere have you been?

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Speaker 1: Hey? But I just come from the contract that is

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filling my new house. It's gonna be a house.

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Speaker 3: With seven grabels if you mean seven gables, No, seven grables.

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When I build a house, I want it well built.

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You dummy, wasting your time with a contact when you've

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only got forty eight hours to get rid of that

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money if you won last week before income tax time

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was due.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get rid of the money out of yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I bought a nineteen twenty three Maxwell for seventy five dollars,

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but with it I had to take four hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Worth of accessories, four hundred dollars worth of accessory.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I had to buy two horses to pull it.

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Speaker 3: Oh four dollars. You've got thirty eight thousand dollars to

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get rid of, and you've got to get rid of

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it and.

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Speaker 1: Make sure that you don't get it back. Okay, I'll

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get rid of.

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Speaker 3: It so I'll never it'll never come back. How I'll

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lend it to Europe?

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Speaker 4: Got dollar?

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just take the thirty eight thousand dollars

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down to the income tax office.

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Speaker 1: And pay the tax on it. You can't do that

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at it.

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Speaker 3: I figured it out last night and thirty eight thousand

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dollars will not pay the tax on thirty eight thousand dollars. Sense, Look,

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did you send in your estimated income for nineteen forty seven?

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You know that's the one where they ask you to

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guess how much.

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Speaker 4: You're going to make this year.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sure, I've sent it in, but I didn't sign it.

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Why didn't you sign it?

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Speaker 3: If they want me to guess how much I'm gonna make,

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let them guess who sent it in. Well, how about deductions?

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What deductions like? When I file my tax? The man

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wanted to allow me five hundred dollars for.

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Speaker 1: My wife, for your wife. That's way you're a steeling.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm talking about dependance.

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Speaker 3: You see, everybody comes under a different tax table. Now,

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if you're single, you come under one table. If you're married,

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you come under another table.

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Speaker 1: I did it a it. I ain't paying enough taxes.

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Why I refuse to do business hunder the.

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Speaker 3: Just tell it, you're impossible. I'll never have figured that taxa.

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So you've got to get rid of that money. Now, hey,

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wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got an idea.

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The best place to lose money is at the racetrack.

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Speaker 1: Racetrack.

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Speaker 3: That's wonderful, labbit. I love horses. My favorite story is

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about a horse named Black Beauty.

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Speaker 1: Black Beauty.

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Speaker 3: Yes, once about a time there was a little horse

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named black Beauty.

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Speaker 1: His mother was a bronco and one night she died

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of a cold.

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Speaker 4: Oh she had an ammonia. She had an ammonia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was broncho pneumonia. Oh, wrab. It's when you

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keep out of there already, woman a delivery stable and

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show him what a real jackass looks like. Now, I'll

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have you understand. I know, jacket, you know jacket. No,

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you're here. It's too long. All right, I'm.

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Speaker 3: From a story, okay. Now, a farmer who wanted black beauty.

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He loved them, and he used to brush and comb

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the horse.

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Speaker 4: And now you mean he curried the horse?

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Speaker 1: Why should he carry him? Black Beauty was big enough.

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Speaker 4: To walk, all right?

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Speaker 1: Now, every morning the farmer with peede black Beauty. Yes,

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Black Beauty ate his father, yes, And after he would eat,

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he ate his father. Certainly, every horse eats his father.

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Speaker 3: You mean he eats his father, yes, And his father

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eats his father, and his father eats his father. Pretty

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soon the want you know, fathers left for Father's day.

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I mean to feed a horse, you take a bag

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and put its fadder in it and hanging on his nose.

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Now we had a pretty picture Black Beauty walking around

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with his potter hanging on the down.

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Speaker 1: For now, never mind that.

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Speaker 4: What's the rest of the story about black Beauty.

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Speaker 1: Well, black Beauty like the rain.

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Speaker 3: Every time it would rain, he would run and run,

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and he would running the water.

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Speaker 1: In other words, black Beauty was a mother.

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Speaker 3: Yes, now one day, beck, could I have that again?

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He was a murther, Black Beauty was a muther. How

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could a heat be a muther? Hain't a she and

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mother certainly not.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes he makes a better mother than she.

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Speaker 3: Well, we learned something new every day.

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Speaker 1: Listen, suppose a mama horse has little horses. Don't that

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make her a muther?

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Speaker 4: Well, now that depends on her feet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, well, if you ask a silly question,

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you get a silly end.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, Castella, I own raise horses and and have

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one of the finest mutters in the world.

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Speaker 1: What hash your mother got to do with horse?

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Speaker 4: My mother is a horse.

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Speaker 1: To mention it, I see the resemble. Now. One day

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everybody on the farm was.

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Speaker 3: Very, very sad. The farmer was sad. All the little

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horses were sad too. They were sore.

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Speaker 4: That a second, don't break me down.

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Speaker 1: Why was everybody's sad? That beauty was limping around too bad?

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There was something wrong with his front legs.

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Speaker 3: The farmer took, no, I had something wrong with his

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fore legs.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And then I would you mind running that past

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me again? Please?

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Speaker 3: I said he was having trouble with his fore legs.

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I just told you he limped on his two front legs. Castella,

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horses fore legs are in front, his four legs are

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in front.

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Speaker 1: Yes, one of those things in the back on the stair.

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Speaker 4: The horse has four legs in front and hind legs.

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Speaker 1: And back, four legs in front and hind legs and back. Right,

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what are we talking about? A horse? Les centipee?

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Speaker 3: Please, I'm trying to tell you that a horse has

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four legs in front.

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Speaker 1: Oh haven't you're sure his four legs are in front?

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Speaker 4: Certainly?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So tell me this what keeps his tailor.

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Speaker 3: His hind leg Look when I say that the horse

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has four legs in front, I don't mean that his

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four legs are in front.

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Speaker 4: I mean his four legs are in front.

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Speaker 3: A horse has four legs, but all four of them

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are not four late. Oh, when you say that a

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horse has four legs in front, you don't mean that

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his four legs are in front. You mean that his

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four legs are in front. A horse has four legs,

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but all of them are not four legs. Now you've

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got it, Now I've got it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Experience is the best teacher.

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Speaker 5: A young man and his girl at a dance.

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Speaker 6: Let's sit out this dan, So I'd like to smoke

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cigarette for you?

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Speaker 7: Yes, please, goodness It's nice to be able to get

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the cigarettes you want again.

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Speaker 8: Isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh?

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Speaker 6: But you know I learned something during that cigarette shortage

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by smoking whatever brand I can get, I learned that

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there really are differences in cigarettes.

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Speaker 4: I found I liked camels so much.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the experience of smoking whatever brands of cigarettes they

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could get during that wartime shortage talked millions. The differences

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in cigarette quality, smoker's t zones. That's tea for taste

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and tea for throat, tested brand after brand. It was

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then that camel's rich, full flavor and cool mildness registered

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so enjoyably with smokers.

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Speaker 9: That today more people smoke camels than ever before.

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Speaker 2: Yes, during that wartime shortage, people smoked whatever cigarette they

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could get, But when they could get them again, choose

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Millions chose camels. Experience is the best teacher. Try a camel.

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Speaker 4: Now while you enjoy your camels.

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Speaker 2: Ginnea and a sing Linda.

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Speaker 8: When I'd go to sleep, I never count sheep. I

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countl the charms about Linda. And lately it seems in

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all of my dreams walk with my arms about LiNbO.

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But wad does it do me? And from him that

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that's no I exist hand help feeling gloomy. Think of

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all the loving of me we pass on the streets,

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the hard skips of beat. I say to myself, Hello, Lindon.

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If only she'd smile, I'd stop her a while, and

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then I would get to know Lindon. But merica still happen.

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Speaker 1: And when my.

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Speaker 8: Lucky star begins to shower with one lucky break, how mah,

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Linda pass on the street the heart skips a beat.

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I'd stay to myself. If old me should smile, I'd

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stop for a while, and then I would get to

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know London.

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Speaker 3: But never call still.

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Speaker 8: And when my lucky start begins to shine with one

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lucky break, I'll make lender.

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Speaker 3: Ma, here's our Saturday night is a deadline for income tax,

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and you've got to lose that money. Now, I'll tell

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you how to bed. Because you don't know a horse

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from the side of a bond that I know, I

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do to test me, all right, look over there? What

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is that a horse or the side of a bond?

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Speaker 1: Abbit? This time you're right.

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Speaker 3: See, you know absolutely nothing about horses. You don't study form,

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you don't know track conditions, and with no information whatever

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do you know what can happen to you, Lou.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I can win.

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Speaker 3: You can air Costello to lose, you've got to play

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long shot.

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Speaker 4: Now I've got a horse that goes off.

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Speaker 1: At twenty to one. Well, let's hurry, Abbitt. It'shad pest

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twelve now, no horse, no hurry. He doesn't go off

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at three o'clock. I told you said he was going

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off at twenty to one. He is.

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Speaker 4: He goes off at twenty to one at three o'clock.

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Speaker 3: How can he go off at twenty to one and

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he goes off at three o'clock. No matter what time

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he goes off, it will still be twenty to one,

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it'll still be twenty to one at three o'clock. That's right, Abbott.

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Let me smell your hair.

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Speaker 1: What are you your hair? A ha, no smell, Just

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as I thought. You've been drinking the hair. Panic again.

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You've had it out cost all. You've gotta lose that money.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: The smart thing to do is buy a dope sheet.

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Speaker 3: You can get smart from buying a dope sheet.

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Speaker 1: Certainly, if you have the dope, you're smart. Is that clear? Oh? Sure?

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The horse goes off at twenty to one at three o'clock.

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I never mind that.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I think that feller over there is selling your

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tip sheets. Let's ask them.

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Speaker 1: Say, mister y, you sell tips on horses.

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Speaker 3: As doctor Livingston said to Stanley, you came to the

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right play.

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Speaker 1: I've got Joe's tip.

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Speaker 3: Sheet, Henry's tips, Eddie's tips, and asparagus tips. Asparagus tips,

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that's for green horse players.

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Speaker 4: Man, we'll take Joe's tip sheet.

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Speaker 1: Isn't any good? As the Queen of Sheever said to Solomon,

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it's wonderful, mester, mister, forget that. We want a tip

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sheet that picks losers.

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Speaker 3: Loseruell if you want to lose, I've got a horse

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that goes off at twenty.

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Speaker 1: To one at three o'clock, no, four point thirty. But

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mister Saxtor, check Will said to mister Hyde, take.

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Speaker 3: Up out, alright, mister, give us a copy of Joe's

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there tip sheet.

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Speaker 1: Fine, there you are. And as young doctor Malone said

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to Ma Perkins, that will be five dollars. Okay, okay,

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now I'll be able to pick the horses.

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Speaker 3: You mean you want to use Joe's tips sheet to

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pick the horses.

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Speaker 1: Well, in that case, you need a copy of Henry's tipsheet.

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You see that explains what Joe's tip sheet is all about.

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How much is that ten dollars? Okay, I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: Let's go out of just a minute, fat he Okay,

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can you read the code in Henry's tipsheet for sure?

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Speaker 1: I can read what code? Uh?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, then you need Don's tip sheet, which explains the

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code on Henry's tips sheet, which picks the horses in

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Joe's tips sheet. That'll be twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Come on, cash, teller, we've gotta make some bench and

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lose that money. Nothing's doing it.

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Speaker 3: I can lose all my money right here.

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Speaker 1: Twenty fot doutars.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, And as missus Chiff said to mister Chips, goodbye,

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good bye.

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Speaker 1: I had I had at. I don't need this guy's tipcheet.

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Speaker 3: I got something right special from the feedbox.

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Oats love?

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Speaker 4: Hey, they're skinning in it. Maybe he can give us

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a loser a fellas. Hey, what time is it?

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Speaker 1: Three o'clock? Good?

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Speaker 2: I got a horse that goes off at twenty to one?

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Speaker 1: How can a horse go off at twenty one or

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three o'clock?

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Speaker 4: Just a minute, I'm the straight man.

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Speaker 3: Skinny Castello's got a lot of money to lose.

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Speaker 1: Do you know any slow horses? For sure?

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Speaker 3: Play Ashcan in the third? Are you sure Ashcan is

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a slow horse?

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Speaker 1: Is he a slow horse? Boys?

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Speaker 2: If Paul Revered ridden ash Can, you'd be doing your

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baseball routine about.

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Speaker 1: Cricket, about cricket. I wonder how it would sound whom

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is on first? Come on, Costella, let's call for the

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first race.

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Speaker 4: Let's get a bet down.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play Whirlpool here, mister five hundred on Whirlpool

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to win. Helloay, hey, you got to bet down?

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Speaker 3: Just in time, Costella, They're off. I hope Whirlpool doesn't win.

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Habit The only way that horse could win as if

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he had an outboard motor at astroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, he couldn't have one without.

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Speaker 3: It, you idiot. Now you've got more money than never

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to get rid of. Hey, look look at that lady's

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program and see what she's marking. Maybe she'll pick a loser.

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Speaker 1: Pardon me, madam? Could you sort of tell if it isn't.

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Speaker 10: Mister Orbit and mister Costello, you fought.

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Speaker 1: A little lone you.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing here at a ruthtral.

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, you know what a roost track is is

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that's where they wound the.

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Speaker 4: Hooses and the ruses. I love to.

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Speaker 10: Come to the truck and place my wadgers with the bookmookers.

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Speaker 1: What a co inky dinky.

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Speaker 3: I come here to drink cooka coola and eat frank

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footers and tries to pick a wiener.

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Speaker 1: When it's been grown.

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Speaker 10: Seeing you, I must be totally along, as we say

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in French, just sweeting a pig al in like cask say.

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Speaker 1: To you, and a juicy dot pickle in the kisser.

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Gsta Hey, Castella should come to the track.

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Speaker 4: More often than all the big movie producers. Come here

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and we might make some good contact.

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Speaker 3: Yes, whiley're looking over the horses, they might think of

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apart from me, they might think.

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Speaker 4: What I say, No, miss d where are you going

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with that big bail of hay?

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Speaker 1: Oh pardon me, it's Costello. Oh, I just love the racetrack.

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Speaker 3: You know, my late husband did I had the makings

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of a great horsewoman.

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Speaker 1: You're saying that wrong.

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Speaker 3: Your husband said you had the makings of a great

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horse woman.

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Speaker 4: Castella. You's just got time to play the third race.

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Speaker 3: Now, look, let's try the old fashioned method, stick a

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pin in missus Wetwasher's program and.

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Speaker 1: Play whatever you pick. Okay, missus whittwash may how are

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your hatpins?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Now hold up the program. I'll close my eyes and

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stab it with the hatpin. O Costello, Costello, you stuck

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Missus whittwash with a hat pin.

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Speaker 1: Look she's jumping the fence. She's out on the track

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at the corner.

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Speaker 3: Mission Bella is going in the front. Busy me a second,

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he just a minute, Folk says, and then it's star

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her out there.

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Speaker 1: That's a strange looking neck. But brother again she runs.

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Now you did it, Costello. Missus wetwash is running in

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the race. You'll probably wouldn't pay a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: And the winner is the adage which has just been

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identifying as ms as wetwash is not a name for

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a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's a silly name for a woman.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what she paid is wet laws went off

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for twenty to one and came in at three o'clock.

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Speaker 1: How do you like that?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: The right pack announcers are doing.

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Speaker 4: Our real chees.

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Speaker 2: Carambo presents Lovely Marilyn Maxwell from Metro Golden Mayor, producers

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of the Beginning or the end and for Cameo fans

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everywhere Maryland.

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Speaker 7: Thing when he don't sweet talk anymore, he is she

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saying like it was before.

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Speaker 10: It's time you added up the score, my friend, that's the.

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Speaker 1: Beginning of the end. He keeps you we.

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Speaker 10: For a day, makes no excuse for being laid. Wake

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up and recognize your faith, my friends, that's the beginning

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of the end.

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Speaker 1: What he's doing to you he did to me.

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Speaker 10: But I wasn't loved, so how could I see better?

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Speaker 1: Be? Why better? Beware? One of these angels turn around,

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he won't be there. But don't say that you never told.

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Speaker 2: I know that character.

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Speaker 10: When he starts fraying from the full, my friend, that's

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the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Of the.

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Speaker 10: One of these days you'll turn around the.

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Speaker 1: Take it from me.

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Speaker 10: Ah No, that character noble, When he start straying from

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the fool, my friend, that's the beginning of the.

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Speaker 9: According to a recent nationwide survey, more doctors more camels

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than any other cigarette.

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Speaker 5: This survey included doctors throughout America. Free leading independent research

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organizations asked one hundred thirteen thousand, five hundred and ninety

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seven doctors this question, what cigarette do you smoke?

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Speaker 1: Doctor?

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Speaker 5: The brand name most was camel. If you were seeking rich,

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full bodied tobacco flavor for your taste, if you're on

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the lookout for cool, mildness for your throat, why don't

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you try a camel now on your tea zone. See

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if you don't say, like millions of other smokers, camels

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suit my te zone to a tea.

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Speaker 4: Costello.

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Speaker 3: We came to the racetrack today to lose money, and

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all you've done is win.

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Speaker 4: If you're stuck with that.

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Speaker 3: Bankro March fifteenth, you'll really be in trouble with your income.

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Speaker 1: Tax I can't help it, have it? Gambler? None of

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my family.

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Speaker 3: My uncle Ardie Steppens was a big gambler too. He

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once crossed a racehorse with a chicken. You cross a

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racehorse with a chicken.

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Speaker 1: What more soul could leads like? Hard me?

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Speaker 11: Gentlemen, would you like to buy a sweep steak ticket?

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They're fifty cents a pee?

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, here's fifty dollars. Give me one hundred of them.

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Hey win a minute. The price mark at.

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Speaker 1: Least tickets to Stuard Hollar. How can you afford to

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sell them so cheap?

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Speaker 11: The race was last year? Now would you like to

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take a chance on this punchboard? It pays five hundred

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to one.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, the punch board is all punched out.

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Speaker 11: I know, But where else could you get such beautiful ooed?

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Speaker 1: Say mister, who are you?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: Let me think?

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Speaker 11: Oh, I've got some business cards in my pocket. Would

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you mind reaching in and pulling one out? See my

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hands are all covered with fingers.

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Speaker 1: Castello.

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Speaker 3: There's something something peculiar about this man. Look he's wearing

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an iron watch chain and it's six feet long.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's all right at it. He's got a police

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dog in his pocket.

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Speaker 4: Bought me, sir. But what are you doing here at

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the racetrack? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I own the.

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Speaker 11: Grace horse Numskull. My wife gave him to me for

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my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Your wife gave you a horse.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, she didn't want me to have anything sharp.

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Speaker 3: Your wife must write your jokes too. You haven't had

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anything sharp in the last two minutes.

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Speaker 11: Gentlemen, I've got to go now. I've got to hang

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up my horse.

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Speaker 1: Hang up your horse.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, he's a Mustang and he must hanged someplace.

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Speaker 1: They got to send that guy to the United Nations Conference.

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Speaker 4: There's a delegate no it's a problem.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, cassell.

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Speaker 3: Let's take a look at his horse, Numbskull. He may

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be just a horse to lose your money on. Lewis Costello, Costello,

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here's Marylyn Maxwell.

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Speaker 1: My, but you look pretty, Maryland. That's a lovely dress

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you're wearing.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's just something I threw on.

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Speaker 1: You must have flown a curve. You smell good too.

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Oh that's my new racetrack perfume Chanelle number eight to five.

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See Lewis, didn't we have fun in the.

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Speaker 8: Movies last night?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought Ray Milland was wonderful in that picture California.

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Speaker 11: But I think you have a much better looking map

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than Ray Malan, No than California.

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Speaker 4: Costella, there's that deafy guy's horse, Numskull.

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Speaker 1: Little horse, Come on, I'll introduce you to him. Numbskull.

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This is Maryland.

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Speaker 3: Hey, look, cassella, it comes missus Wetwash.

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Speaker 1: God, jell her. What horse is that? This is Numbskull? Numbskull,

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meet missus Wetwash. Oh what clever horse? You know I

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love horses. Oh, can't get any man to go up

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with Now listen, little fat boy, you embarrassed me. This afternoon.

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But I'll forgive you for making me run in that

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claiming race. I hope you noticed that I won. Yes,

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I also noticed that nobody claims you.

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Speaker 7: Well, come on, missus wetwash, let's go make a bet

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on numbskull, see you, lady Lewis.

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Speaker 4: Hey look, Hostella, there's a pretty little Philly. She cost

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three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Minnon.

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Speaker 3: Three thousand dollars for a Philly Minion that must include

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mushroom in French fried potato. I'm look at the next doll, Costella.

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There's a mayor with a colt. The mir has a colt. Yes, well,

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if he's got a colt, why if somebody give me

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a hendrogen, get him some coourway.

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Speaker 1: Col tablets or something.

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't need tablets or a handkerchief.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about a cold. That mayor has a cold.

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Speaker 3: The trainer will take that coat and teach it to run.

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They gotta teach a colt to run naturally brought to

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when I get a cold that runs all by itself.

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Speaker 1: Fuck. Hey, look low, he comes to the groom with

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a horse's bridle.

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Speaker 4: He's getting ready to lead her away by the halter.

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Speaker 1: Habit, stop the wedding, Stop the wedding.

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Speaker 3: Sure, by the time the horse's groom leads the bridle

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to the halter, that colt will start running and she'll

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sneeze right in that groom's kisser.

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Speaker 4: Come on, Costello, that's the post call for the last race.

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Speaker 3: And you've got to bet on a loser to get

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rid of that money. Remember your income tax, habit, I'm

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gonna bet it all on Numbskull.

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Speaker 1: I've been looking up his form. He's gotta lose.

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Speaker 3: What does the form say, Well, it says he was

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beta at Santa Anita.

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Speaker 1: He was an also ran at Tanfaran.

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Speaker 3: He came home in the dark at Hollywood Park and

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showed a weakness and the breakness. Okay, Numbskull, it is

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let's get the bed down.

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Speaker 4: Water raised bolts at the quarter.

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Speaker 3: It's numb skulled by two lengths and joy second in bezoukes.

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Speaker 4: There, Oh no, oh no, ain't coming into the stretch.

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Numb scullars in front three.

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Speaker 3: Links, oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 1: And the winner is Gurdi's courses.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear that, Costello, The winner was Gertie's corset.

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Speaker 1: That was a tight squeeze. Well we didn't have it.

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The money's all gone. I don't have to worry about

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no incompass attention.

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Speaker 3: Everybody hold all siccas. There's been a disqualification.

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Speaker 4: Gertie's corset. God run in the stretch wrong in front.

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Speaker 1: Of How do you like that they bustedt Girtish courser.

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Speaker 4: Here's a judge's decision.

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Speaker 3: The officials off putting up Numbskulls number and taking down goodies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that Castello Numbscull's number is up, so is mine.

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I'll get traps here right, come.

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Speaker 2: Avenan Castello will be back in just a moment for

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Camo Cigarette. During the war, the makers of Camo's cigarettes

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and a total of more than one hundred and fifty

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million pre camos to our fighting men overseas. Now free

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Camlos are central Servicemen's hospitals instead. This week, the Camel's

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go to the Veterans Hospital Louisville, Kentucky, USAAF Station Hospital, bowling Field, Washington,

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d C. US Naval Hospital, Santa Margarita Ranch, Oceanside, California,

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US Marine Hospital, Movie, Alabama, and Veterans Hospital Northport, Long Island,

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New York. Camel broadcasts go off to the United States.

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Three times a week, our rebroadcast to practically every area

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in the world where our men are still station and

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to our good neighbors in Central and South America.

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Speaker 1: And now back to Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.

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Speaker 4: Well, Castella, you didn't.

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Speaker 3: Succeed in getting her near of that money, did you?

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Speaker 4: So now you've got a pay income tax on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't care, ebbitt. I'm a happy guy. I'm

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always happy in the springtime.

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Speaker 4: Say that's right, Castello.

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Speaker 3: Next week is the first day of spring.

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Speaker 4: I have an idea.

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Speaker 3: Let's get together next Thursday and plants plan a nice garden.

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Speaker 1: I'll help you.

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Speaker 4: Sow the seed.

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Speaker 1: Sow the seed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the matter?

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Speaker 1: Is a torn And now wait a minute, don't start that.

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Good night, polks, tonight.

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Speaker 2: Listen to Abbott and Costello Next Thursday, Costello plants at

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spring guarden. Don't miss it because button Loo are going

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to do their famous sow.

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Speaker 4: The seed smokers.

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Speaker 9: If you want to give your pipe real pipe appeal,

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pack your pipe with Prince Albert.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Jesse.

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Speaker 9: If Prince Albert doesn't make your pipe extra appealing because

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it combines rich, full body tobacco flavor with cool tongue,

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easy mildness. Prince Albert is specially treated to ensure against

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tongue by and prim cut to burn slow and even

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so pack your pipe with good pa for pipe appeal.

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More pipe smoked Prince Albert than any other tobacco. Saturday Night,

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here Prince Albert's Grand ol Opry, the rollicking foot tapping

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fun show that stars Red Foley, singer of American folk

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songs and his guitar. Don't forget that Saturday Night on

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NBC for Grand Ole Opry with Red Foley, the Dukapadoga

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and Minny Pearls. Be sure to tune in next week

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for another great Abdan Costello show. Rough to you by

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Cameo Cigarette and remember experience is the best teacher. Try

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a camel Let your own experience tell you why more

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people are smoking camos than ever before.

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Speaker 8: See cam l s.

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Speaker 2: Evidan Costello will soon be seen in the new Universal

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International picture Buck Privates Come Home. This is Michael Roy

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in Hollywood, wishing you all a pleasant good night for Camo.

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Speaker 4: They too.

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Speaker 1: Now for the any counter show.

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Speaker 2: This is than be seen by pelvodcasted Capital