WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:03.600 You asked and you shall receive it. It is that 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:07.919 I'm Still Fun podcast with Fallon and Jenny, and we 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.800 invited Colt to join us this week. Everybody Hello, someone asked, well, 4 00:00:13.839 --> 00:00:15.880 we had our partners on and people were like, oh, 5 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:19.039 you should have like your co workers on. So a 6 00:00:19.079 --> 00:00:21.600 lot of people specifically asked for you, Am. 7 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:25.719 I the first co worker has like bonds current coworker? 8 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:28.120 Yes, okay, we had. We did like a series of 9 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:30.079 where are they Now? So we had Steve O join 10 00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:33.479 us and Tina join us That's Fun, which were Honestly, 11 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:36.600 I think our two most listened to episodes we had 12 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:38.920 with those two because people are just curious what happened. 13 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:41.359 They wanted to know if they were dead or alive, 14 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:45.799 things like that. Yeah, but Colt, people. 15 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:48.359 Is Tina not dead? I thought she was dead? Loki, 16 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:49.759 he's alive. He was alive. 17 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:57.479 She's lokey alive. Yeah. Okay, So maybe people don't know 18 00:00:57.520 --> 00:00:59.880 anything about you, Colt. Why don't you start off by 19 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:04.560 a yeah, that's your story, a little bit of your 20 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:07.000 life story, but don't take forever. 21 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:09.799 That's what I'm saying. Just like, what is the summary? Chat? 22 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:10.799 GPT it right? 23 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:13.319 Yeah, where were you born. 24 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:17.079 Okay. I was born in Michigan to a loving family. 25 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:21.120 I have a lot of sisters, a lot of brothers. 26 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:23.519 What am I doing? Guys? Why are you doing this 27 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:24.719 to me? You know, I don't like talking about it. 28 00:01:24.719 --> 00:01:27.159 You don't know how to talk tell your life story. 29 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:30.519 I really don't like talking about you know. This is 30 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:34.359 when you ask him he can. In my opinion, cult 31 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:36.840 is one of the best storytellers I've ever heard, but 32 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:39.000 it has to be on his terms. The other day 33 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:42.599 I asked him, what's your airport routine? I almost jumped 34 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:45.359 out of the window because I was like, oh my god, 35 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.519 I don't need to hear Like, all I wanted to 36 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:50.879 know is how early you arrived here? He's like, so 37 00:01:50.959 --> 00:01:54.239 then I go to back. I'm like, no one gives 38 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:56.640 a shit. Just how early do you get to the 39 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:00.400 airport once you get through TSA? Like my story, I 40 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:02.879 usually get there an hour before my flight. Yeah, I 41 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:05.439 go through TSA and I go I have to see 42 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:07.560 my gate. I have to see that it exists. Then 43 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:09.919 I go get a snacky and then I come back. 44 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:11.840 Okay, but you make it, you make it sound so, 45 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:14.360 you make it sound so low stressed though, because for me. 46 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:17.520 You wake up in the morning, you chill have kids. 47 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:19.319 I have kids. You can use your. 48 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:20.159 Kids for everything. 49 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:22.280 You're just giving out on, like the most annoying things 50 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:25.199 you got to pack up. Dude, hauling a car seat 51 00:02:25.199 --> 00:02:27.479 through the airport, I'd rather kill myself. 52 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:30.919 Well, to be fair, I never haul the car seat 53 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.919 Jake does. But I bought like one of those cheap 54 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:35.919 on Amazon huge covers that you need to do backpackage. 55 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:37.719 We check the car seat, we gate check. 56 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:39.280 On her too them. I look like a camel. I 57 00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:40.960 have like both of them strapped in my back, like 58 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.439 eighty pounds and a kid on my shoulders. It's crazy. 59 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:43.960 It's a lot. 60 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:46.919 But the point is he if you do ask him 61 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:51.120 to tell anything about himself, it seemingly is impossible. Like this, 62 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:56.360 someone a little bit about their upbringing should be in theory, 63 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:58.560 the easiest answer one gives. 64 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:02.879 Okay, no, my house was really chaotic. Okay, here's what happened. 65 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:05.039 Really, he's a little bit of a traumatic childhood. 66 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:10.400 That's why my dad and my mom bought a house, right. Okay, Now, 67 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:12.439 a couple of years prior, well, my mom was giving 68 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:14.319 birth to my little brother and sister. We are twins. 69 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:15.919 My dad was like hooking up with somebody on the 70 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:18.319 side while she was in labor, right, So to get 71 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:20.599 back with my father, she decided to sleep at the 72 00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:24.080 realtor who bought her new home died and then he 73 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:25.759 got kicked out because they're like, dude, this is our 74 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:28.039 house now, which kind of a baller move that my 75 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:30.759 stepdad sold them a house and then he got to 76 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:31.199 have it. 77 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:33.000 Yeah. 78 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:36.800 Reverse, So I don't know. It starts out there and 79 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:40.120 then yeah, dude, and then I'm just here. So what's up, guys? 80 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:40.960 How could we think? 81 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:42.199 But how'd you get into radio? 82 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:44.800 I don't know. I wanted to skip school and there 83 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:47.759 was like an internship class and they were like, dude, yeah, 84 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:49.439 you can only go You can leave school at twelve 85 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:51.319 if you have an internship. And I was like, that's solid, 86 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:54.759 but I need an internship. So I just started doing 87 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:59.599 like a night show with my uncle in Traverse City, 88 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:02.879 Michigan in and then from there I just kind of spiral. 89 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:04.879 Let's started doing like weekends and then like a night 90 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:07.560 show and moved all over. I moved here in twenty 91 00:04:07.599 --> 00:04:09.560 eighteen and twenty twenty, and then I went to Dallas 92 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:11.000 for a little bit and then I'm back here with 93 00:04:11.039 --> 00:04:14.719 Filin because she wanted somebody who was like handsomely good looking. 94 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.839 Is that you? Handsome and good looking? Same thing? But 95 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:19.879 he describes it as handsomely. 96 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:20.959 Good looking and looking. 97 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:23.319 Yes, yeah, that's all I was looking for. I was 98 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:26.360 looking for talent. I was looking for anyone to contribute, 99 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:28.839 just an attractive partner. It's a lot. 100 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:31.279 So you got to like stare at people all day. Yeah, 101 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:33.600 you know, right, like you look at day of Mount Bailey. 102 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:37.800 He had, so the most stable authority figure in his 103 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:40.920 life was his uncle, who did radio and up in 104 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.879 your uncle still isn't like in traditional radio, right. 105 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.360 No, he does a podcast now. 106 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:48.600 Yeah, but that's a fair statement, right, He's kind of 107 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:50.519 was the most stable figure. 108 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:52.480 Yeah, he was. Well, he was the one where it 109 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:54.720 was like, oh wait, you don't wait, you don't have 110 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:58.040 to hit your wife. Okay, that's interesting. Oh you can 111 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.639 actually hang out with your kids. Oh okay, that makes sense. 112 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:05.079 Yeah yeah. It was like the only like positive what 113 00:05:05.079 --> 00:05:06.399 do you call it? Like role model? 114 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:10.240 I guess yeah, wow, Okay, Yeah. I would like to 115 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:11.600 dive deeper, but I don't know if we want to 116 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:12.439 get that deep about it. 117 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.319 If you want the depth you can go. Cult was 118 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.959 on a heartbroke Yeah, I say episode where he kind 119 00:05:17.959 --> 00:05:19.240 of gets into his childhood. 120 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:21.000 Yeah, I don't know that we were going to get 121 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:21.759 into that part. 122 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:23.920 Here, probably not talk about it. Yeah. 123 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.160 I always hear I hear, Okay, this is what I 124 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:29.120 hear about you too. And I only know this from 125 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:31.040 the stay Fair because when we were at the stay Fair, 126 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:32.680 people would come up to us NonStop to be like, 127 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:36.199 do I love your podcast with Jenny, And then it 128 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:38.519 would be people from like all the way and Georgia. 129 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:40.439 Someone came out there like, dude, I've never lived here, 130 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:43.199 but I found your podcast, had to come meet you 131 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:46.959 love it. And now my husband listens to it as well, 132 00:05:47.319 --> 00:05:49.959 which can get a little awkward because apparently you two 133 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:52.680 talk about all the. 134 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:55.319 Things we do we do and much of a filter 135 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:57.120 we do not and I but I did talk about 136 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.000 on our podcast how Cult hates talking about sexual things. 137 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:00.639 Yeah. 138 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.639 So he he's like the forty year old virgin where 139 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:07.040 he tried he recently because we said that it bothered him, 140 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:10.279 so he tried leaning into sexual talk, but he sounds 141 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:12.680 like Steve Corral when he does, so he just started 142 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:17.639 incorporating butt chugging and everything, which and then he started 143 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.920 calling it BC and I'm like, we call BC birth control. 144 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.519 I am not associate PC with butt chugging. 145 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:26.800 You got BC's BPS. 146 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:27.079 He was. 147 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:30.920 And then the other thing you have is ATM asked 148 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:32.279 him out. That's the one that. 149 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.680 Always confuses me. He'll drop ATM and I'm and I 150 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.639 always think of like where you get money, and he's like, no, 151 00:06:36.759 --> 00:06:40.360 asked him out or at the moment, yeah. 152 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:42.040 It completely different. 153 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:45.000 So so this is what I'm dealing with. And he 154 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:47.240 was so surprised the number of people. I don't know 155 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:49.000 where it came from. Someone called into our show the 156 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.519 other day and they're like, I gotta be honest. My 157 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:53.199 husband and I I've had to try to convince my 158 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:55.040 husband you're not gay, and I'm like, no, he's married 159 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:57.199 to a woman and has children, which doesn't actually mean 160 00:06:57.199 --> 00:06:59.439 you're straight by the way as we know. But then 161 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:02.519 then I'm forre, like, oh my god, me and my 162 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:05.000 husband always thought he was gay. So now a lot 163 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:05.720 of people on there just. 164 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:10.879 Because I'm comfy and I'm a I have eight sisters, 165 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:13.399 so like I and my brother is basically a woman, 166 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.600 so it's like I there was no, what is that happening? 167 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:20.480 Like, my brother is basically a woman? What does that mean? 168 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:24.560 Well, he's just you know, it's cannon, he's I don't know, 169 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.199 it's hard to explain, like it's he's he's just like 170 00:07:26.199 --> 00:07:28.120 a woman. I guess, like, what do you mean? 171 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:29.480 Are you going to say something to you on a 172 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:32.480 woman's podcast? You got something stereotypical? Okay? 173 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:34.560 Does he cry a lot. 174 00:07:35.879 --> 00:07:39.759 Hearing? Oh my god, he does? And he uh no, 175 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.720 just like kind of how he lives his life. So 176 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:43.639 in my I didn't hang out with my dad a lot, 177 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:48.480 so there was no I'm comfortable talking about like a period, like, uh, 178 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:49.759 I know about it that. 179 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:51.759 It's twenty twenty five. I hope you fucking are. 180 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:52.839 I have two daughters. 181 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.160 A lot of people are like weird about it, or 182 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:57.959 a lot of guys like, dude, check out that girl's ass. 183 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:00.680 But it's like, dude, I have like tensis. So it's 184 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:03.199 like I don't. I didn't grow up like oh yeah, 185 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:04.439 look at that, Look at that bad. 186 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:06.279 I can tell you. 187 00:08:06.839 --> 00:08:09.800 I have to sidetrack one quick thing to fallon and 188 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:12.680 you can partake if you want. Since you clearly were 189 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:15.160 around a lot of women today, I read something on 190 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:17.240 the show, and it's the thing that things that women 191 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:20.839 only say to women, and one of them was, I 192 00:08:20.879 --> 00:08:23.720 just gave birth to a jellyfish. Do you understand what 193 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:26.160 that means? Period terms? 194 00:08:26.279 --> 00:08:28.759 Yeah? Okay, okay, yes, And I've never used that. 195 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:30.519 No, I have never used it either. But it was 196 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:32.480 a red of thread. So it's like all these things. 197 00:08:32.519 --> 00:08:34.159 And I thought that was the funniest thing because I've 198 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:36.480 never ever put you in two together, and now I 199 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:38.559 feel like I might start saying that one. 200 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:40.039 Yeah, why not drop it on occasion? 201 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:41.679 Anyways, that's period talk. 202 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:44.720 Yeah. No, you don't get a jellyfish when you pull 203 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:45.320 out the tampon. 204 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:49.879 No, no, yeah, what is the jellyfish? Well, you get 205 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:52.440 clumps of blood that come out basic and it literally 206 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:54.840 is like almost the form. 207 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:56.879 Of a jellyfish. I thought it was like the tampon 208 00:08:57.000 --> 00:08:58.559 and that was the head of the jellyfish, and then 209 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:01.480 like the little string was like, but you know. 210 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:04.559 That the tampon doesn't really the tampon doesn't really have 211 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:06.679 a head. You understand that, it's not like a penis 212 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:08.200 where it's kind of thick at the top. 213 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:10.080 It's just one like. 214 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:11.240 One solid thing. 215 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:13.080 But you know what I'm saying, like the base, I 216 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:14.559 just want to make sure you didn't think that we 217 00:09:14.559 --> 00:09:17.600 were like inserting penis looking in tampons in our vagina. 218 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:18.759 We get so horny. 219 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.519 Yeah, it's actually probably a market for that, if you 220 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:24.080 were to invent something. 221 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.799 Colt. He's always looking for his get rich quicks. Yeah, 222 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:27.879 so maybe this is it. 223 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:31.080 Somewhere else can't come for me. 224 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:34.120 Oh guy, did you come up with these dick shaped 225 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:39.279 I know what women like? God, Colt, we do have 226 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:42.120 some questions for you that people submitted, and then I 227 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:45.000 threw in a couple of randoms. Uh, one from a 228 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:50.240 Jennifer j came in, I think, saying, what is it 229 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:52.399 like having such a flawless wife? 230 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:55.159 Yeah, good question, She's flawless. 231 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:02.759 I usually get wait, that's your a lot. And then 232 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:05.039 I had to explain myself, which isn't like a good 233 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:09.919 feeling because it's like not a They're like I don't understand, 234 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.600 and I'm like, yeah, I don't get either, but like yes, 235 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:14.440 my mother like but how and I'm like I have 236 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:16.840 to go into depth, so I don't know. It's it's 237 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:20.000 a lot, dude. It's sad like she outshines me in 238 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:22.320 every way, and it's just something I gotta get over. 239 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:28.600 Well, Amanda asked, how did you pull your wife? You 240 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:31.279 got her when she was young and didn't know any better, right, Yeah. 241 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:34.639 Tricked her, manipulation, a lot of false promises. 242 00:10:35.039 --> 00:10:36.960 Who was into who more? Because you guys met in 243 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:37.519 high school. 244 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:42.120 Yeah, she friends on me. So we didn't date in 245 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:44.440 high school, but we sat right next to each other. 246 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:47.039 And then she was dating this guy named Tommy, and 247 00:10:47.159 --> 00:10:49.720 Tommy was a big douchebag. And I would always go 248 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:53.639 on Jen's wall on Facebook. All I'd be like, dude's up, girl, 249 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:56.000 love you and it's time. I'd be like, I'm gonna 250 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:00.399 beat your ass. My, gosh, bet dude, let's go, because 251 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.159 the most the best thing you can do when someone's 252 00:11:02.159 --> 00:11:05.600 mad at you is just agree with them, like, due, 253 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:09.240 I'm gonna kick your ass. Probably no for real, Yeah, 254 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:12.840 for sure you will. And they're like no, seriously, Yeah 255 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.000 he said it, let's go. But yeah, he would get 256 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:17.879 really upset and then he was just kind of a 257 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:19.840 tool and then he ended up cheating on her, and 258 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:23.840 then that night Jen called me to get revenge on him. 259 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:26.720 I don't know how they acquired a dead raccoon, but 260 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:29.840 her and her friend had a dead raccoon, took it 261 00:11:29.879 --> 00:11:34.000 to his apartment, put it on top of his truck. Yeah, 262 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:35.240 and then I just went home because I had to 263 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.600 open up a subway the next day as a shift opener. 264 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:40.120 Are you guys at this point. 265 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:45.480 Eighteen o eight, maybe like late seventeen, I don't know. 266 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:48.919 We were still in high school. And then I went 267 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:50.360 to bed and I woke up at three am to 268 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:53.639 police calling me and they were like, dude, did you 269 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:59.320 vandalize this guy's car? And I was like no, and 270 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.080 they're like, we're just trying to like figure out a 271 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:03.519 story because like he's saying that you owe him money 272 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.480 because like you scratched like his paint. It was a 273 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:09.759 whole thing. Anyways, I'm a ride or died down for anything. 274 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:11.679 I was there for my wife when she needed me, 275 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:15.120 and that's how I wiggled my way into it. Yeah, okay, 276 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:20.840 and I got her into Chris Dawtry. Yeah at the 277 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:21.399 rest Center. 278 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.639 I thought you went into his music and then you 279 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:27.600 worked for radio. Yeah, and she was like, oh, I 280 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:28.840 could have this for the rest. 281 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:32.279 Of my life. I can meet d lists and sealst celebrities. Awesome. 282 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:34.840 Yeah, how long have you guys been together now? 283 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:39.919 I think this is year thirty, No, twelve, let's be 284 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:41.080 twelve years and how. 285 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:41.600 Long I'm married? 286 00:12:42.799 --> 00:12:43.159 Seven? 287 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:47.039 Okay, wow, I can't remember. Were you still here when 288 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:47.919 you guys got married? 289 00:12:48.159 --> 00:12:50.120 Yeah, it was like right when I got here, and 290 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:51.799 then I got married a couple months after. 291 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:52.799 Okay, that's right. 292 00:12:53.039 --> 00:12:55.200 They were super young. I remember I was like, oh 293 00:12:55.240 --> 00:12:57.440 my god, that is very young to get married. 294 00:12:57.559 --> 00:12:58.879 I think I was like twenty four. 295 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:04.639 But yeah, it's worked out, so that's great. Congratulations kids later. 296 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:06.320 Yeah, dude, it's crazy. 297 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:10.440 They had their oldest daughter, Remy, like exactly what was 298 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:13.200 it a month or two after pretty much alive. 299 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:15.159 Yeah, and then we were like, dude, we're in the 300 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:18.399 baby stage. It's COVID. Everybody's locked down, so let's just 301 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.039 we know we want another one, so let's just like 302 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:22.200 knock it out. So that Yeah, so they're only like 303 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:26.279 a year and a half apart, and now they're basically 304 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:27.240 eighteen years old. 305 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.360 So well, this text, this question came in from Jamie, 306 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:32.759 what do you love about being a girl? Dad? 307 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:37.559 If I was sill, I don't know because I can't 308 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:40.759 really like compare it. So I've never had a son either, so, 309 00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:42.679 like I don't know the difference or if there is 310 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:43.480 even a difference. 311 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.120 He says, there's a massive difference. 312 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:47.120 Oh is there? He says that, Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. 313 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.200 I just like how silly and outgoing they are and 314 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:52.159 how they're down to kind of just like do anything. 315 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:57.919 And I actually like how fierce they are, like feisty 316 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:01.440 they are, and it it's good that they have, Like 317 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:03.360 I don't know, I always try to like let them 318 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:05.559 know that they can voice something, just because it's like 319 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:09.720 it might seem irrational or like crazy, that like it's 320 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:11.440 good for you to get out there and like still 321 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:13.480 still like you know, say what you want or why 322 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.480 you don't want it or whatever. So it's cool. I 323 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:17.000 don't know. I think just in general, I like being 324 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.279 able to like talk through their emotions and figure out 325 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:20.720 like the root of the problem. I think that's the 326 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.759 coolest thing about kids. It's like I don't want to 327 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:24.720 go to school, Okay, well why and then you just 328 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:26.519 keep asking like so what is this? What is it? 329 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:28.960 And then it comes down to so and so said 330 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:31.759 I looked ugly. All right, well then let's beat them 331 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:32.360 up whatever. 332 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:33.399 Create advice. 333 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:37.919 Yeah, but I don't know, so I can't really answer that, 334 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:40.799 I guess because I don't know the difference. But it's cool. 335 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.600 How is the house hunting going, dude? 336 00:14:47.639 --> 00:14:47.919 Lame? 337 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:50.720 You live in rent in Saint Louis Park right now. 338 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:53.200 Yeah, I'm in Saint Louis Park, which is not I 339 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:57.080 like the proximity and everything, but dude, it's just crazy 340 00:14:57.080 --> 00:15:00.000 that you got to spend like half a million dollars 341 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:02.519 is to have a house that still needs work, Like, 342 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:07.559 it's just insane. How does that even make sense? And 343 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.279 then the interest rate is just also crazy. I feel 344 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:13.840 like we all need to stand up and we gotta 345 00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:16.240 we gotta do something about these banks. Dude. There's got 346 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:19.919 to be something where it's like, okay, you can't have 347 00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:23.120 a six percent interest rate on home. Four has got 348 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:24.639 to be the max. I don't know how we do that. 349 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:26.120 I don't know if you need to hit the chill 350 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:28.759 Daddy chill button or something O method. 351 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:32.840 He thinks every president or every person should get one 352 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.279 chill daddy chill but chill. 353 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:36.320 I like that. 354 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:40.240 Yeah, it's crazy, dude, It's insane, especially when you're looking 355 00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:43.080 like Minnetonka and then it's like okay, yeah, this this 356 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.360 five hundred thousand dollar house must be nice garbage trash. 357 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:50.919 What I'm gonna spend that? Yeah, so not good to summarize, not. 358 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:53.919 Good this summer something's exhausting period. But now yeah, with 359 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:58.919 the interest rates, I can imagine it's like, well fuck me. Yeah, 360 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:01.159 and you and he's been like saying, you know, there's 361 00:16:01.279 --> 00:16:03.200 such a dramatic difference. Is that Are you talking about 362 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:04.480 the four to five hundred range. 363 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:06.480 Yeah, if you go from like four to fifty to 364 00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:09.159 five fifty, it's like night and day with what you 365 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:11.799 can get, which also is confusing to me. 366 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:16.399 All right, let's dive into a fun question. This is 367 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:19.679 from Amanda. What is your death row? Meal? App main, 368 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:20.960 dessert and drink? 369 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:26.000 Damn daddy? Okay wait app meal, drink? Okay, drink. It's 370 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:26.960 gonna be controversial. 371 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.639 I know what you're gonna say because a. 372 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:32.960 Lot of people will hit me. What would assume diet coke? 373 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:35.200 No, he's moving, by the way, He's not as in 374 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:36.200 a diet coke anymore. 375 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:37.679 What do you mean that was like, your guys are. 376 00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:39.960 Cool, I'll do a diet coke. 377 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:43.919 He will do it. Funny with my phrasing there, but 378 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:46.559 he's got a new one that he's BRILLIANTO. 379 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:48.679 I'll go at, I'm gonna die coke any day. But 380 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:50.279 I feel like. 381 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:54.840 I cannot believe this is what you sit through every day, 382 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:56.879 every day. 383 00:16:58.080 --> 00:16:59.679 A diet mountain dew. 384 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:00.879 For you you. 385 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:06.519 Love, Okay, listen, I would have given you. I would 386 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:11.039 have let you have mountain dew, but diet is so disgusting. 387 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:14.359 He's watching his figure always gen you should please he has. 388 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:18.480 He guzzles down his flaming Cheetos with his diet mountains. 389 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:25.599 Oh so una, the okay, so the app Oh damn dude. 390 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:28.960 There's something about just like chips and queso right where you. 391 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:31.880 Just chips and Caeso is like the fastest way for 392 00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:34.359 me to just blow my ass out. I mean there 393 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.200 are if I put something on my list, your list 394 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:39.480 of what Yeah, Jenny has a list of what kills 395 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:42.519 your stomach, no colt, your hair has gotten crazier thout 396 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:47.000 the has. But there's something about if I eat like 397 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:49.039 it has to be at a restaurant. I don't eat 398 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:51.440 like at home. Chips and queso. So I'm basing this 399 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:54.960 solely on they bring the little shareable hot cast iron 400 00:17:55.000 --> 00:18:00.720 thing of caeso. I am on the toilet very quickly. 401 00:18:01.440 --> 00:18:03.200