Speaker 1: You asked and you shall receive it. It is that
Speaker 1: I'm Still Fun podcast with Fallon and Jenny, and we
Speaker 1: invited Colt to join us this week. Everybody Hello, someone asked, well,
Speaker 1: we had our partners on and people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should have like your co workers on. So a
Speaker 1: lot of people specifically asked for you, Am.
Speaker 2: I the first co worker has like bonds current coworker?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we had. We did like a series of
Speaker 1: where are they Now? So we had Steve O join
Speaker 1: us and Tina join us That's Fun, which were Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think our two most listened to episodes we had
Speaker 1: with those two because people are just curious what happened.
Speaker 1: They wanted to know if they were dead or alive,
Speaker 1: things like that. Yeah, but Colt, people.
Speaker 2: Is Tina not dead? I thought she was dead? Loki,
Speaker 2: he's alive. He was alive.
Speaker 1: She's lokey alive. Yeah. Okay, So maybe people don't know
Speaker 1: anything about you, Colt. Why don't you start off by
Speaker 1: a yeah, that's your story, a little bit of your
Speaker 1: life story, but don't take forever.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Just like, what is the summary? Chat?
Speaker 2: GPT it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where were you born.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was born in Michigan to a loving family.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of sisters, a lot of brothers.
Speaker 2: What am I doing? Guys? Why are you doing this
Speaker 2: to me? You know, I don't like talking about it.
Speaker 3: You don't know how to talk tell your life story.
Speaker 1: I really don't like talking about you know. This is
Speaker 1: when you ask him he can. In my opinion, cult
Speaker 1: is one of the best storytellers I've ever heard, but
Speaker 1: it has to be on his terms. The other day
Speaker 1: I asked him, what's your airport routine? I almost jumped
Speaker 1: out of the window because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear Like, all I wanted to
Speaker 1: know is how early you arrived here? He's like, so
Speaker 1: then I go to back. I'm like, no one gives
Speaker 1: a shit. Just how early do you get to the
Speaker 1: airport once you get through TSA? Like my story, I
Speaker 1: usually get there an hour before my flight. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: go through TSA and I go I have to see
Speaker 1: my gate. I have to see that it exists. Then
Speaker 1: I go get a snacky and then I come back.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you make it, you make it sound so,
Speaker 2: you make it sound so low stressed though, because for me.
Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning, you chill have kids.
Speaker 2: I have kids. You can use your.
Speaker 1: Kids for everything.
Speaker 2: You're just giving out on, like the most annoying things
Speaker 2: you got to pack up. Dude, hauling a car seat
Speaker 2: through the airport, I'd rather kill myself.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, I never haul the car seat
Speaker 1: Jake does. But I bought like one of those cheap
Speaker 1: on Amazon huge covers that you need to do backpackage.
Speaker 1: We check the car seat, we gate check.
Speaker 2: On her too them. I look like a camel. I
Speaker 2: have like both of them strapped in my back, like
Speaker 2: eighty pounds and a kid on my shoulders. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: But the point is he if you do ask him
Speaker 1: to tell anything about himself, it seemingly is impossible. Like this,
Speaker 1: someone a little bit about their upbringing should be in theory,
Speaker 1: the easiest answer one gives.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, my house was really chaotic. Okay, here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Really, he's a little bit of a traumatic childhood.
Speaker 2: That's why my dad and my mom bought a house, right. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: a couple of years prior, well, my mom was giving
Speaker 2: birth to my little brother and sister. We are twins.
Speaker 2: My dad was like hooking up with somebody on the
Speaker 2: side while she was in labor, right, So to get
Speaker 2: back with my father, she decided to sleep at the
Speaker 2: realtor who bought her new home died and then he
Speaker 2: got kicked out because they're like, dude, this is our
Speaker 2: house now, which kind of a baller move that my
Speaker 2: stepdad sold them a house and then he got to
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Reverse, So I don't know. It starts out there and
Speaker 2: then yeah, dude, and then I'm just here. So what's up, guys?
Speaker 2: How could we think?
Speaker 1: But how'd you get into radio?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wanted to skip school and there
Speaker 2: was like an internship class and they were like, dude, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can only go You can leave school at twelve
Speaker 2: if you have an internship. And I was like, that's solid,
Speaker 2: but I need an internship. So I just started doing
Speaker 2: like a night show with my uncle in Traverse City,
Speaker 2: Michigan in and then from there I just kind of spiral.
Speaker 2: Let's started doing like weekends and then like a night
Speaker 2: show and moved all over. I moved here in twenty
Speaker 2: eighteen and twenty twenty, and then I went to Dallas
Speaker 2: for a little bit and then I'm back here with
Speaker 2: Filin because she wanted somebody who was like handsomely good looking.
Speaker 1: Is that you? Handsome and good looking? Same thing? But
Speaker 1: he describes it as handsomely.
Speaker 2: Good looking and looking.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's all I was looking for. I was
Speaker 1: looking for talent. I was looking for anyone to contribute,
Speaker 1: just an attractive partner. It's a lot.
Speaker 2: So you got to like stare at people all day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, right, like you look at day of Mount Bailey.
Speaker 1: He had, so the most stable authority figure in his
Speaker 1: life was his uncle, who did radio and up in
Speaker 1: your uncle still isn't like in traditional radio, right.
Speaker 2: No, he does a podcast now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a fair statement, right, He's kind of
Speaker 1: was the most stable figure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. Well, he was the one where it
Speaker 2: was like, oh wait, you don't wait, you don't have
Speaker 2: to hit your wife. Okay, that's interesting. Oh you can
Speaker 2: actually hang out with your kids. Oh okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. It was like the only like positive what
Speaker 2: do you call it? Like role model?
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, wow, Okay, Yeah. I would like to
Speaker 3: dive deeper, but I don't know if we want to
Speaker 3: get that deep about it.
Speaker 1: If you want the depth you can go. Cult was
Speaker 1: on a heartbroke Yeah, I say episode where he kind
Speaker 1: of gets into his childhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that we were going to get
Speaker 3: into that part.
Speaker 1: Here, probably not talk about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always hear I hear, Okay, this is what I
Speaker 2: hear about you too. And I only know this from
Speaker 2: the stay Fair because when we were at the stay Fair,
Speaker 2: people would come up to us NonStop to be like,
Speaker 2: do I love your podcast with Jenny, And then it
Speaker 2: would be people from like all the way and Georgia.
Speaker 2: Someone came out there like, dude, I've never lived here,
Speaker 2: but I found your podcast, had to come meet you
Speaker 2: love it. And now my husband listens to it as well,
Speaker 2: which can get a little awkward because apparently you two
Speaker 2: talk about all the.
Speaker 1: Things we do we do and much of a filter
Speaker 1: we do not and I but I did talk about
Speaker 1: on our podcast how Cult hates talking about sexual things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he he's like the forty year old virgin where
Speaker 1: he tried he recently because we said that it bothered him,
Speaker 1: so he tried leaning into sexual talk, but he sounds
Speaker 1: like Steve Corral when he does, so he just started
Speaker 1: incorporating butt chugging and everything, which and then he started
Speaker 1: calling it BC and I'm like, we call BC birth control.
Speaker 1: I am not associate PC with butt chugging.
Speaker 2: You got BC's BPS.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: And then the other thing you have is ATM asked
Speaker 2: him out. That's the one that.
Speaker 1: Always confuses me. He'll drop ATM and I'm and I
Speaker 1: always think of like where you get money, and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: asked him out or at the moment, yeah.
Speaker 2: It completely different.
Speaker 1: So so this is what I'm dealing with. And he
Speaker 1: was so surprised the number of people. I don't know
Speaker 1: where it came from. Someone called into our show the
Speaker 1: other day and they're like, I gotta be honest. My
Speaker 1: husband and I I've had to try to convince my
Speaker 1: husband you're not gay, and I'm like, no, he's married
Speaker 1: to a woman and has children, which doesn't actually mean
Speaker 1: you're straight by the way as we know. But then
Speaker 1: then I'm forre, like, oh my god, me and my
Speaker 1: husband always thought he was gay. So now a lot
Speaker 1: of people on there just.
Speaker 2: Because I'm comfy and I'm a I have eight sisters,
Speaker 2: so like I and my brother is basically a woman,
Speaker 2: so it's like I there was no, what is that happening?
Speaker 3: Like, my brother is basically a woman? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, he's just you know, it's cannon, he's I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's hard to explain, like it's he's he's just like
Speaker 2: a woman. I guess, like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Are you going to say something to you on a
Speaker 1: woman's podcast? You got something stereotypical? Okay?
Speaker 3: Does he cry a lot.
Speaker 2: Hearing? Oh my god, he does? And he uh no,
Speaker 2: just like kind of how he lives his life. So
Speaker 2: in my I didn't hang out with my dad a lot,
Speaker 2: so there was no I'm comfortable talking about like a period, like, uh,
Speaker 2: I know about it that.
Speaker 3: It's twenty twenty five. I hope you fucking are.
Speaker 1: I have two daughters.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are like weird about it, or
Speaker 2: a lot of guys like, dude, check out that girl's ass.
Speaker 2: But it's like, dude, I have like tensis. So it's
Speaker 2: like I don't. I didn't grow up like oh yeah,
Speaker 2: look at that, Look at that bad.
Speaker 1: I can tell you.
Speaker 3: I have to sidetrack one quick thing to fallon and
Speaker 3: you can partake if you want. Since you clearly were
Speaker 3: around a lot of women today, I read something on
Speaker 3: the show, and it's the thing that things that women
Speaker 3: only say to women, and one of them was, I
Speaker 3: just gave birth to a jellyfish. Do you understand what
Speaker 3: that means? Period terms?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, okay, yes, And I've never used that.
Speaker 3: No, I have never used it either. But it was
Speaker 3: a red of thread. So it's like all these things.
Speaker 3: And I thought that was the funniest thing because I've
Speaker 3: never ever put you in two together, and now I
Speaker 3: feel like I might start saying that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not drop it on occasion?
Speaker 3: Anyways, that's period talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you don't get a jellyfish when you pull
Speaker 2: out the tampon.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, what is the jellyfish? Well, you get
Speaker 1: clumps of blood that come out basic and it literally
Speaker 1: is like almost the form.
Speaker 2: Of a jellyfish. I thought it was like the tampon
Speaker 2: and that was the head of the jellyfish, and then
Speaker 2: like the little string was like, but you know.
Speaker 3: That the tampon doesn't really the tampon doesn't really have
Speaker 3: a head. You understand that, it's not like a penis
Speaker 3: where it's kind of thick at the top.
Speaker 1: It's just one like.
Speaker 2: One solid thing.
Speaker 3: But you know what I'm saying, like the base, I
Speaker 3: just want to make sure you didn't think that we
Speaker 3: were like inserting penis looking in tampons in our vagina.
Speaker 3: We get so horny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually probably a market for that, if you
Speaker 2: were to invent something.
Speaker 1: Colt. He's always looking for his get rich quicks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so maybe this is it.
Speaker 2: Somewhere else can't come for me.
Speaker 1: Oh guy, did you come up with these dick shaped
Speaker 1: I know what women like? God, Colt, we do have
Speaker 1: some questions for you that people submitted, and then I
Speaker 1: threw in a couple of randoms. Uh, one from a
Speaker 1: Jennifer j came in, I think, saying, what is it
Speaker 1: like having such a flawless wife?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good question, She's flawless.
Speaker 2: I usually get wait, that's your a lot. And then
Speaker 2: I had to explain myself, which isn't like a good
Speaker 2: feeling because it's like not a They're like I don't understand,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, I don't get either, but like yes,
Speaker 2: my mother like but how and I'm like I have
Speaker 2: to go into depth, so I don't know. It's it's
Speaker 2: a lot, dude. It's sad like she outshines me in
Speaker 2: every way, and it's just something I gotta get over.
Speaker 1: Well, Amanda asked, how did you pull your wife? You
Speaker 1: got her when she was young and didn't know any better, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tricked her, manipulation, a lot of false promises.
Speaker 1: Who was into who more? Because you guys met in
Speaker 1: high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she friends on me. So we didn't date in
Speaker 2: high school, but we sat right next to each other.
Speaker 2: And then she was dating this guy named Tommy, and
Speaker 2: Tommy was a big douchebag. And I would always go
Speaker 2: on Jen's wall on Facebook. All I'd be like, dude's up, girl,
Speaker 2: love you and it's time. I'd be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: beat your ass. My, gosh, bet dude, let's go, because
Speaker 2: the most the best thing you can do when someone's
Speaker 2: mad at you is just agree with them, like, due,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick your ass. Probably no for real, Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure you will. And they're like no, seriously, Yeah
Speaker 2: he said it, let's go. But yeah, he would get
Speaker 2: really upset and then he was just kind of a
Speaker 2: tool and then he ended up cheating on her, and
Speaker 2: then that night Jen called me to get revenge on him.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they acquired a dead raccoon, but
Speaker 2: her and her friend had a dead raccoon, took it
Speaker 2: to his apartment, put it on top of his truck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I just went home because I had to
Speaker 2: open up a subway the next day as a shift opener.
Speaker 3: Are you guys at this point.
Speaker 2: Eighteen o eight, maybe like late seventeen, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We were still in high school. And then I went
Speaker 2: to bed and I woke up at three am to
Speaker 2: police calling me and they were like, dude, did you
Speaker 2: vandalize this guy's car? And I was like no, and
Speaker 2: they're like, we're just trying to like figure out a
Speaker 2: story because like he's saying that you owe him money
Speaker 2: because like you scratched like his paint. It was a
Speaker 2: whole thing. Anyways, I'm a ride or died down for anything.
Speaker 2: I was there for my wife when she needed me,
Speaker 2: and that's how I wiggled my way into it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and I got her into Chris Dawtry. Yeah at the
Speaker 2: rest Center.
Speaker 1: I thought you went into his music and then you
Speaker 1: worked for radio. Yeah, and she was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: could have this for the rest.
Speaker 2: Of my life. I can meet d lists and sealst celebrities. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long have you guys been together now?
Speaker 2: I think this is year thirty, No, twelve, let's be
Speaker 2: twelve years and how.
Speaker 3: Long I'm married?
Speaker 2: Seven?
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, I can't remember. Were you still here when
Speaker 3: you guys got married?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like right when I got here, and
Speaker 2: then I got married a couple months after.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: They were super young. I remember I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that is very young to get married.
Speaker 2: I think I was like twenty four.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's worked out, so that's great. Congratulations kids later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: They had their oldest daughter, Remy, like exactly what was
Speaker 1: it a month or two after pretty much alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we were like, dude, we're in the
Speaker 2: baby stage. It's COVID. Everybody's locked down, so let's just
Speaker 2: we know we want another one, so let's just like
Speaker 2: knock it out. So that Yeah, so they're only like
Speaker 2: a year and a half apart, and now they're basically
Speaker 2: eighteen years old.
Speaker 1: So well, this text, this question came in from Jamie,
Speaker 1: what do you love about being a girl? Dad?
Speaker 2: If I was sill, I don't know because I can't
Speaker 2: really like compare it. So I've never had a son either, so,
Speaker 2: like I don't know the difference or if there is
Speaker 2: even a difference.
Speaker 1: He says, there's a massive difference.
Speaker 2: Oh is there? He says that, Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just like how silly and outgoing they are and
Speaker 2: how they're down to kind of just like do anything.
Speaker 2: And I actually like how fierce they are, like feisty
Speaker 2: they are, and it it's good that they have, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, I always try to like let them
Speaker 2: know that they can voice something, just because it's like
Speaker 2: it might seem irrational or like crazy, that like it's
Speaker 2: good for you to get out there and like still
Speaker 2: still like you know, say what you want or why
Speaker 2: you don't want it or whatever. So it's cool. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think just in general, I like being
Speaker 2: able to like talk through their emotions and figure out
Speaker 2: like the root of the problem. I think that's the
Speaker 2: coolest thing about kids. It's like I don't want to
Speaker 2: go to school, Okay, well why and then you just
Speaker 2: keep asking like so what is this? What is it?
Speaker 2: And then it comes down to so and so said
Speaker 2: I looked ugly. All right, well then let's beat them
Speaker 2: up whatever.
Speaker 1: Create advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know, so I can't really answer that,
Speaker 2: I guess because I don't know the difference. But it's cool.
Speaker 1: How is the house hunting going, dude?
Speaker 2: Lame?
Speaker 1: You live in rent in Saint Louis Park right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in Saint Louis Park, which is not I
Speaker 2: like the proximity and everything, but dude, it's just crazy
Speaker 2: that you got to spend like half a million dollars
Speaker 2: is to have a house that still needs work, Like,
Speaker 2: it's just insane. How does that even make sense? And
Speaker 2: then the interest rate is just also crazy. I feel
Speaker 2: like we all need to stand up and we gotta
Speaker 2: we gotta do something about these banks. Dude. There's got
Speaker 2: to be something where it's like, okay, you can't have
Speaker 2: a six percent interest rate on home. Four has got
Speaker 2: to be the max. I don't know how we do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you need to hit the chill
Speaker 2: Daddy chill button or something O method.
Speaker 1: He thinks every president or every person should get one
Speaker 1: chill daddy chill but chill.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, dude, It's insane, especially when you're looking
Speaker 2: like Minnetonka and then it's like okay, yeah, this this
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollar house must be nice garbage trash.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna spend that? Yeah, so not good to summarize, not.
Speaker 3: Good this summer something's exhausting period. But now yeah, with
Speaker 3: the interest rates, I can imagine it's like, well fuck me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you and he's been like saying, you know, there's
Speaker 3: such a dramatic difference. Is that Are you talking about
Speaker 3: the four to five hundred range.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you go from like four to fifty to
Speaker 2: five fifty, it's like night and day with what you
Speaker 2: can get, which also is confusing to me.
Speaker 1: All right, let's dive into a fun question. This is
Speaker 1: from Amanda. What is your death row? Meal? App main,
Speaker 1: dessert and drink?
Speaker 2: Damn daddy? Okay wait app meal, drink? Okay, drink. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be controversial.
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say because a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people will hit me. What would assume diet coke?
Speaker 1: No, he's moving, by the way, He's not as in
Speaker 1: a diet coke anymore.
Speaker 3: What do you mean that was like, your guys are.
Speaker 2: Cool, I'll do a diet coke.
Speaker 1: He will do it. Funny with my phrasing there, but
Speaker 1: he's got a new one that he's BRILLIANTO.
Speaker 2: I'll go at, I'm gonna die coke any day. But
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe this is what you sit through every day,
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 2: A diet mountain dew.
Speaker 1: For you you.
Speaker 3: Love, Okay, listen, I would have given you. I would
Speaker 3: have let you have mountain dew, but diet is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: He's watching his figure always gen you should please he has.
Speaker 1: He guzzles down his flaming Cheetos with his diet mountains.
Speaker 2: Oh so una, the okay, so the app Oh damn dude.
Speaker 2: There's something about just like chips and queso right where you.
Speaker 1: Just chips and Caeso is like the fastest way for
Speaker 1: me to just blow my ass out. I mean there
Speaker 1: are if I put something on my list, your list
Speaker 1: of what Yeah, Jenny has a list of what kills
Speaker 1: your stomach, no colt, your hair has gotten crazier thout
Speaker 1: the has. But there's something about if I eat like
Speaker 1: it has to be at a restaurant. I don't eat
Speaker 1: like at home. Chips and queso. So I'm basing this
Speaker 1: solely on they bring the little shareable hot cast iron
Speaker 1: thing of caeso. I am on the toilet very quickly.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good way to watch your way too,
Speaker 2: because you just you just it all exits quickly.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know if that's exactly how it works for.
Speaker 2: Me, So dude, I don't know. I want to say
Speaker 2: a pizza, but then at the same time, I also
Speaker 2: want to say.
Speaker 1: Like whattizer chips and caeso ish.
Speaker 2: Chips and caeso. So you got the diamond du chips
Speaker 2: and queso. And then if you could just get like
Speaker 2: a mm just like the perfect cut a steak, but
Speaker 2: trash it up a little bit. Put on two pieces
Speaker 2: of white bread is becoming a yeah, it's obvious on
Speaker 2: a paper play. And then you have to sprinkle on
Speaker 2: some like cheddar cheddar cheese.
Speaker 3: I guess okay, don't you feel like so many options
Speaker 3: in the world and that's what you went with.
Speaker 1: No one asked for your side. They asked for a
Speaker 1: dessert bout. And this is another thing that triggers me.
Speaker 1: We we go, we've had like, what's the best fry
Speaker 1: contact and he chooses sweet potato fry, and it infuriates me.
Speaker 1: It's not that they're not good, but to say sweet
Speaker 1: potato fries. I'm sorry, and people agree with him are
Speaker 1: better than regular fries?
Speaker 3: Is okay?
Speaker 2: I do too?
Speaker 3: Oh god, do.
Speaker 1: You know what? Then you coot too? You can just
Speaker 1: at m potato.
Speaker 2: Will I would sweet potato, not that think about it?
Speaker 2: You dessert, doude dessert? Okay, hold up, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: like me. There's so many things. Okay, I think a cookie,
Speaker 2: brownie okay, like cookie, like just a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 3: They have that ag little chocolate sauce and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe a little sprinkle of powdered sugar.
Speaker 2: Oh baby, you know.
Speaker 3: Before you walked in her cold found did throw you
Speaker 3: under the bus about something? Since we're talking about food
Speaker 3: and so I would like to know, you know, what
Speaker 3: do you eat in your household? And does it change
Speaker 3: when you're not in your house?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For sure. I in my household, my my wife
Speaker 2: is no no dies, barely any red meat. Actually, she
Speaker 2: doesn't cook any red meat. There's like no red meat.
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to have turkey or like lunch meat
Speaker 2: of anything. No nitrates, super clean.
Speaker 1: Tell her what what you came home to for dinner
Speaker 1: the other night? And you in the argument you got into.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's two things that happened one Jen said
Speaker 2: we're gonna have a pizza night. I was like, sick, awesome. Cool.
Speaker 2: So I get home, I'm like, where's the pizza. She's like,
Speaker 2: it's I open up like the plate with the tinfoil.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, whatever, open it up. It's egg plant
Speaker 2: with cheese on it. She made an egg plant pizza. Okay, okay, didn't.
Speaker 3: Eat and then you didn't eat it.
Speaker 2: I'd rather just stop. And then the other day okay,
Speaker 2: so we were having chicken pasto sandwiches. We're like, a
Speaker 2: what do they called, like a briosh bun? Is that
Speaker 2: what it's called. Yeah, so we do like pasta obviously
Speaker 2: chicken tomato, and then a slice of mozzarella cheese. So
Speaker 2: I get home and I see all the all the
Speaker 2: stuff except the chicken, and I'm like, so, where's the chicken.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, yeah, I figured we would just
Speaker 2: make this one vegan. And I was like, that's the
Speaker 2: whole point of a chicken.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't have the cheese. Well, she was like,
Speaker 1: in brioce, I'm pretty sure it is a heavily egg
Speaker 1: Is that like again, vegan? I don't know.
Speaker 2: She was like, so she was like. I was like,
Speaker 2: isn't like that the healthiest thing? And she's like, now
Speaker 2: you have the cheese and I'm like, that doesn't that's
Speaker 2: not I feel like you took away the best, the
Speaker 2: most nutrients, dance thing, the protein. But whatever, I like it.
Speaker 3: So what happens when you're not at home?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's been one week where the flame
Speaker 2: not Cheetos have remain in stock and the vending machine
Speaker 2: here at work. And actually I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I had to come back into work and she was like,
Speaker 2: you know, I have your location on right. I'm like
Speaker 2: sitting in the car and I'm like, oh no. She's like,
Speaker 2: so what do you do? And I was like cheating
Speaker 2: on you? And she's like, no, you're not. Why are
Speaker 2: you at McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, She's like.
Speaker 1: You already dinner? Why are you there?
Speaker 2: Relax? I'm sorry the egg plan didn't film me up.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's it's very It's keeping me balanced though,
Speaker 2: because I feel like I am unhealthy as it is.
Speaker 2: So if I were to just eat how I eat out,
Speaker 2: like in my house, yeah, it'd be this want to
Speaker 2: be a podcast or I'd be on my six hundred
Speaker 2: pound Life for Sure, so.
Speaker 1: Which is one of his top three favorite reality shows.
Speaker 3: Never watched it.
Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy, yeah, Colt. This came from Jamie. Do
Speaker 1: you want your own radio show someday?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, get me off Found show.
Speaker 1: Well, no that's not it's not a bad thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think like I wouldn't take offence to f one
Speaker 1: day you were like, yeah, I want my own show.
Speaker 2: I mean I've had well I want to like consider
Speaker 2: what I used to do, like a show show because
Speaker 2: there's like not a lot of talking. But no, I
Speaker 2: think it would be really I told Fallen. If Fallen leaves,
Speaker 2: then I would just I think I would just quit radio.
Speaker 2: I'll just find something else.
Speaker 1: No pressure, just be the end of his career.
Speaker 2: Because well, it want to be like fun. I feel
Speaker 2: like the chemistry want to be there. I feel like
Speaker 2: I would just be like doing Found's really good at
Speaker 2: like yes and ing and stuff, and I would just
Speaker 2: be like telling a story and then they want to
Speaker 2: get it and then be like dude, but Fallon was
Speaker 2: here to like pick up the slack or whatever, so
Speaker 2: like that show just sucks. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be fun at all. It would just be boring.
Speaker 2: And I can't imagine just being like bored with what
Speaker 2: I'm doing for the next twenty years whatever it is.
Speaker 1: For sure, we do have very different retirement ages though,
Speaker 1: so that is troublesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and she's got to what she's got to
Speaker 2: pay me out of pocket when she retires.
Speaker 1: Never been part of the deal.
Speaker 2: Like, what do they call it? A pension playing type
Speaker 2: of thing for you?
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I did have a question that's kind of a long
Speaker 3: same lines as that one that I could ask that
Speaker 3: someone sent me. So it said, are you still hoping
Speaker 3: for a morning show as the ultimate career goal?
Speaker 2: That'd be really cool? Hour wise? How many kind of
Speaker 2: sucks getting out at six, like especially when my kids
Speaker 2: get older. Yeah, I feel like you, it's like weird,
Speaker 2: like it it doesn't seem like five to six interferes
Speaker 2: with so much. It does, but it does. There's like
Speaker 2: how much happening there?
Speaker 3: Oh, I I mean I believe it. I used to
Speaker 3: work the like nine to five life and going through
Speaker 3: rush hour traffic all of that stuff. I absolutely hated
Speaker 3: those hours.
Speaker 2: That's why I kind of like nights a little bit too,
Speaker 2: because you had all day and I didn't really care
Speaker 2: about like going out, so I wasn't I didn't have
Speaker 2: like foma really, but it was nice. I had like
Speaker 2: all day to do everything up until like three. But
Speaker 2: now it just feels like I don't have time to
Speaker 2: do anything. Yeah, like eve even just like mowing the grass.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh God, I gotta do that. I keep forgetting,
Speaker 2: but there's like no time.
Speaker 1: Here are just some random ones. If you could be
Speaker 1: invisible for a day, what would you do? Probably a pervert?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'd be stocking now if I could be
Speaker 2: in a bit. You know what I really enjoy pocket watching?
Speaker 2: I like what pocket watching like figuring out how much
Speaker 2: money people have. So I think I would really just
Speaker 2: like stand behind like somebody at a desk who has
Speaker 2: like all these uh like bank statements or something. I
Speaker 2: would just like check out everybody, everybody I know. I
Speaker 2: would see all. I would go into Rich's office. I
Speaker 2: would open up his email and be like, okay, Dave
Speaker 2: Ryan Contract, let's see all right.
Speaker 1: He tries to guess my stuff all the time. He's like,
Speaker 1: I know you have to be between this and this,
Speaker 1: and I'm like what is rotten?
Speaker 2: Like, he's so much thinking about like money and like
Speaker 2: how much people have. So I think I would definitely
Speaker 2: use that to my advantage if I was invisible, just
Speaker 2: see like what's out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then that makes you so depressed though, how
Speaker 3: little you have compared to some of these people.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my life does suck validated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you wipe standing up or sitting down? Jenny
Speaker 1: and I we are different in this way. I sit,
Speaker 1: Jenny stands.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't remember important things in
Speaker 1: my life, but I can remember these things about Nanny.
Speaker 1: It's disturbing, so weird.
Speaker 2: I feel you got to start out Nothing can me
Speaker 2: simple with me. You gotta start out sitting and then
Speaker 2: you finish standing. That's how I feel. Really, there's something
Speaker 2: about being able to get it better while standing.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's why I stand. And also
Speaker 3: I have a large ass, like I can't just be
Speaker 3: like you do just a little bit, Okay, it's kind
Speaker 3: of big. So I feel like it's impossible if I
Speaker 3: were to be sitting to ever do what I need
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah there, Yeah, some part of me things like people
Speaker 2: started this thing like way back way back in the
Speaker 2: day just as like a joke, and it's like now
Speaker 2: people are still sitting or something. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: What do mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Just like the things that we do
Speaker 2: every single day. I feel like maybe it was set
Speaker 2: up in a way, like just some idiot came up
Speaker 2: with it and then now it's like we just have
Speaker 2: run with it forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why change it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I also wipe through my legs, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Everyone freaks out about that, but I don't go. My
Speaker 1: arm does not reach around, so people freak out like
Speaker 1: women are supposed to wipe like blah blah bah, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't. I have a system. I'm not
Speaker 1: putting things into my vagime. Don't worry, I have a system.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have to see you a video next
Speaker 4: time and yeah yeah yeah, no, sit then stand and
Speaker 4: then do go about your day.
Speaker 2: Also, you have to have wet wipes. I feel like,
Speaker 2: and I know, I bide if I can. I've never
Speaker 2: used a bidet.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you haven't got him on the bidet
Speaker 3: train yet.
Speaker 1: He won't get a car and he won't get a
Speaker 1: new cell phone. I don't think that there's anyway I
Speaker 1: could introduce bidet technology into his life. So like, those
Speaker 1: are actually like cheap, So maybe you could invest in
Speaker 1: a twenty dollars a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel my kids would be.
Speaker 1: Going to say, your kids which to stir it on
Speaker 1: spread everywhere.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how it works. How do you
Speaker 2: know it's going to hit the right spot? Though?
Speaker 1: Well, you got to adjust because it's always a little
Speaker 1: far back from me, so I have to kind of
Speaker 1: like angle. Yeah it could.
Speaker 2: And wait, is it toilet water? Is it like filtered water.
Speaker 1: It's connected to your like water line, so it's bringing
Speaker 1: in the same water that would go to your toilet,
Speaker 1: but it's not pulling it from your toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pulling the water that you just sho it's
Speaker 3: spreading your back with your ship water.
Speaker 1: Yes, question, Oh god, the.
Speaker 2: Back it's like connected to that but no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it goes through like a water hose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Oh so you're telling me that people have
Speaker 2: like purified bidet water.
Speaker 1: Then I don't purified. I don't have a reverse osmosis
Speaker 1: system in my house.
Speaker 2: So dude, that'd be great. I wonder what that feels
Speaker 2: like hitten you versus like the hard water with a
Speaker 2: bunch of minerals and stuff. I like it a little more.
Speaker 1: That's about our time, unless you have another question, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you have a question for us?
Speaker 2: How have you managed to remain like so relevant in
Speaker 2: the market and in your industries?
Speaker 3: And this is okay, so what are we getting to?
Speaker 2: No, I'm serious, Like you guys have a giant following every.
Speaker 1: Time you fall into this, Jenny, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just being genuine. Everybody here, Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: This is what I'll catch it when big bosses come
Speaker 1: into town. This is how Cole. I think he like
Speaker 1: does this tactic to like stay in a career and job.
Speaker 1: So he does these quote unquote questions that are like
Speaker 1: built in compliments, and I don't think he cares about
Speaker 1: the answer, but it makes you feel good right to
Speaker 1: like kind of get like half a compliment and talk
Speaker 1: about yourself. He has mastered this. I'll seem talk to
Speaker 1: Boston like, what's like the best advice you've ever gotten
Speaker 1: to like be so successful? He asked questions like this
Speaker 1: when like corporate people come into town.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, like so many personalities in a great
Speaker 2: way that like still upholds like the values of your station.
Speaker 3: You are such a suck up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, teachers the king of it, but.
Speaker 3: Hey, whatever you gotta do to like stand out to
Speaker 3: kind of upper management. That's like another round of layoffs.
Speaker 3: Let's keep that one.
Speaker 2: He asked me your question is nobody has the same answer,
Speaker 2: which leads me to believe nobody really knows what they're doing.
Speaker 3: It's just all like, what what do you think everyone
Speaker 3: does in their career? Nobody knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2: Now we're just swinging it all the time. There's one guy, dude,
Speaker 2: the best TikTok ever. He uh, he has had a
Speaker 2: job for three months, right, and it's work from home.
Speaker 2: Nobody sees each other in the office because they're all
Speaker 2: work from home. So he'll get an email from his
Speaker 2: boss and then he's not supposed to do this, but
Speaker 2: he'll delegate it to another cowork and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: so and so boss wants this from you by the
Speaker 2: end of day whatever. They'll send it back completed, and
Speaker 2: then he'll pass it off as his own and he's like,
Speaker 2: I've been doing this for like three months now. I
Speaker 2: know I'm definitely gonna fire, but I've literally worked five
Speaker 2: hours a week for the past three months, so I'm
Speaker 2: just seeing how far I can get it awful. And
Speaker 2: then there was guy that had eight He opens up
Speaker 2: his uh it opens up to his TikTok and there's
Speaker 2: like eight laptops in the background. He's like, guys, I
Speaker 2: have eight work from home jobs right now, half passing
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 3: Oh. I feel like I have seen that where people
Speaker 3: have like multiple jobs and they work from home and
Speaker 3: they're like whatever, wild And I'm like, how do I
Speaker 3: get one of those?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No kidding real, because if you don't care about it,
Speaker 2: you can just have it in the background. It's like,
Speaker 2: all right, well if I get fired in three months,
Speaker 2: then I've made a buttload of months or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do that right now.
Speaker 1: See, it's always a get rich quick idea. Thank you
Speaker 1: Cal for joining.
Speaker 2: Thanks call Thanks