Speaker 1: Woo. It's not beautiful people. It is your baby Mama's
Speaker 1: favorite baby Mama, Stormy Pee. And this is another episode
Speaker 1: of Chocolate Chip and Sip. The boys are back in town.
Speaker 1: We're back baby. Listen. Uh. If you follow me on
Speaker 1: social media, you already know the last episode we recorded,
Speaker 1: I told y'all life had hands and she was beating
Speaker 1: my ass. Okay. And when I tell you that, little
Speaker 1: bit said nook if you book and tried to take
Speaker 1: me out, Huh, it was a time. Okay, I still
Speaker 1: want to say, even though he gets on my nerves,
Speaker 1: please keep shots Finally in your prayers. We're back in
Speaker 1: the studio, but he still needs all the prayers for
Speaker 1: him and his loved one, so thank you for that.
Speaker 1: As for me, as I mentioned, if you follow me
Speaker 1: on social media, you already know I talk to y'all
Speaker 1: all the time about my grandmom and she did pass
Speaker 1: last month, which is why we took like a long
Speaker 1: hiatus from the pot. And I just want to say
Speaker 1: thank you to everybody who sent a card, who sent flowers,
Speaker 1: who called the check up on me, and most importantly
Speaker 1: to all y'all who brought me food. Okay, y'all are
Speaker 1: the real MVPs. Okay, God is gonna bless each and
Speaker 1: every one of you who sent me some food, whether
Speaker 1: it be door dashed, whether it be you brought some
Speaker 1: food to my house, okay, whether you instacarted me some food.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all know that's one of my love languages.
Speaker 1: And baby, when I tell you, that is just what
Speaker 1: I needed. Shout out to everybody who sent me some food.
Speaker 1: The money and the cards and the flowers was cool too,
Speaker 1: but the fool the food. Your girl needed that. So
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And it
Speaker 1: was really crazy because like the funeral was on a Monday,
Speaker 1: and then Blurred Con was Friday, and it's like, if
Speaker 1: y'all like follow me closely, y'all know I had been
Speaker 1: working on my cosplays for a blur Con for months
Speaker 1: months and I'm like, yo, r I be to the Gold,
Speaker 1: but I'm still taking my ass to blur Con. Okay.
Speaker 1: I dia wreckt too hard on it. And honest, my
Speaker 1: grandmama came to me in a dream and she was like,
Speaker 1: stop bearing a bitch and come on. So I had
Speaker 1: to get so I had to so I had to
Speaker 1: get my shit together, okay, and yeah. Man. I also
Speaker 1: want to say shout out to everybody who gave me
Speaker 1: their condolences at Blurri, kind like shout out to my
Speaker 1: man Outfits. Outfits gave me a card at Blurri kind
Speaker 1: a sympathy card, so like, y'all were so nice everybody.
Speaker 1: Like I said on Live before we started, this is
Speaker 1: the first time that people have come up to me
Speaker 1: and said like, hey, Stormy, I love you, like let
Speaker 1: me take a picture and blah blah blah, and didn't
Speaker 1: just wait until they got into their hotel room and
Speaker 1: DMB that they saw me. This was the first time
Speaker 1: people was like coming up and speaking. So I was like, hell, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: But I really appreciated blur cons bomb and I'm just
Speaker 1: happy and hype to get back on the train and
Speaker 1: keep going. So thank y'all, Thank y'all, Thank y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get back on the bullshit. That's the name of
Speaker 1: the back on my bullshit, because that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: With that being said, y'all know the vibes. I got
Speaker 1: a few things I want to talk about today. Some
Speaker 1: of it y'all gonna like. Some of it y'all gonna
Speaker 1: laugh at some of it. Y'all gonna tell me to
Speaker 1: go talk to the lady about but you know, it
Speaker 1: is what it is. It's a safe space. We're all here, cousins.
Speaker 1: This is a safe space. So yeah, let's get to it.
Speaker 1: Before we get started, I want to say, from the
Speaker 1: bottom of my house, from the bottom of my heart,
Speaker 1: I don't care when y'all be like, oh, you know
Speaker 1: he used to talk to me, I'll give fuck. I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. Okay, I don't care when y'all
Speaker 1: see me with somebody or y'all see me post somebody
Speaker 1: or anything of the sort, when y'all come in me
Speaker 1: my Oh, well, you know he used to talk to me, girl.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, he used to talk in SESSI and such.
Speaker 1: You know he used to talk to SESSI and such.
Speaker 1: You know, he was in my ZMS to I don't
Speaker 1: give fun. He with Big Mama. Now, I don't care
Speaker 1: about none of that. I don't care. I don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't care when y'all be like, oh, you know
Speaker 1: he used to talk to me. You know, he used
Speaker 1: to talk to such and such. Like do you know
Speaker 1: that different women bring different things out of the same man,
Speaker 1: Like you not me respectfully, I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: care about none of that. I don't care about none
Speaker 1: of that. And when you tell me that, what do
Speaker 1: you expect a dog like me to say, Oh, my
Speaker 1: bad girl, you can get good bit bitch up my
Speaker 1: dad with me now, I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care about none of that. When y'all tell
Speaker 1: me that, it means nothing to me, because, like I said,
Speaker 1: different women will bring out different things in the same man.
Speaker 1: Ki n YC says, the past is the past. Who
Speaker 1: he used to talk to doesn't change who he's talking
Speaker 1: to now. Come on, somebody, Yes, the past, it's the past.
Speaker 1: Who he used to talk to doesn't affect who he's
Speaker 1: talking to now, okay, Like who he was with you
Speaker 1: and who he is with me. It's two different men,
Speaker 1: like and that's a very real thing. And we've all
Speaker 1: seen it. We've all seen it. We've all seen it.
Speaker 1: Like you can have a man who it's two totally
Speaker 1: different people. Like with me, my man is a hopeless
Speaker 1: romantic ready to grab three of his friends and put
Speaker 1: on all the leather and sing in the desert about
Speaker 1: me for you baby, not he's a y n he's
Speaker 1: a yn for you, he's a hopeless romantic for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: these are two different things. These are two different people.
Speaker 1: Who he is with you might not be who he
Speaker 1: is with me. Like you can have a man who
Speaker 1: is adventurous with one girl and be a couch potato
Speaker 1: with the next, Like one woman will inspire him to
Speaker 1: reach for the stars and another one will keep him
Speaker 1: grounded the couch. Literally, Like, it's not the same thing.
Speaker 1: And I don't say this to be a dis to anybody,
Speaker 1: but I feel like when y'all be saying this, it
Speaker 1: be to try to discourage the next girl. And it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work for me because I know who
Speaker 1: he is with me, ain't who he is with you.
Speaker 1: Ky n YC says from hy Enn's a hopeless romantic.
Speaker 1: It's a real three sixty. I'm just saying he's not
Speaker 1: like that with me. I'm big mama. Don't bring that
Speaker 1: out of him, big mama, bring the hopeless romantic out
Speaker 1: of him. That's what I'm saying. Right hold on, let
Speaker 1: me score back up. Jess Tray says, what of the
Speaker 1: ladies that says it is really unattractive? One fine Trinny
Speaker 1: Boy says, pay him more and that will change. Loll
Speaker 1: hold on ya, I'm trying to score back up. Aaron
Speaker 1: Nash says, salty people do that. It does. It's given salty,
Speaker 1: it's given unchosen SAUTI. Actually it's given. You. Wish it
Speaker 1: was you, That's what it's given. It's giving Nanna na
Speaker 1: boo boo, you wish it was you. You Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what it's giving. And honestly, that don't affect me. It
Speaker 1: don't affect me, not one bit. Like and it's crazy
Speaker 1: to me because you'll ever been in situations where like
Speaker 1: people be telling you stuff about the man and you'd
Speaker 1: be like, who did that? My man did that? That
Speaker 1: don't sound like my man? No, my girl, No, she
Speaker 1: don't do that when she would me like, And don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I know it's those people that's gonna
Speaker 1: hop on like, oh, will you ignoring the signs? You're
Speaker 1: missing the red flags? If he did it before, hell
Speaker 1: do it again or or hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 1: No the fuck he won't because I don't trigger those
Speaker 1: things within him that makes him want to act like that.
Speaker 1: Just saying, just saying, just saying, like, from the bottom
Speaker 1: of my heart, I don't care if you used to
Speaker 1: date my man. Okay, honestly, thank you for your contribution
Speaker 1: to society because whatever you did to him made him
Speaker 1: perfect for me. So I baby, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. Thank you, very servious. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. Hold on, let me score
Speaker 1: back up. One fine trinny boy says, it's given draft
Speaker 1: day depression. It's giving Draft Day depression. Honestly, yes it is,
Speaker 1: and yes it is. Uh. Coach Little says, you look
Speaker 1: like a pink power ranger. Okay, that means all the good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Speaker 1: Usually you're just fucking mean to me in the gym.
Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you. Hold on, you let to
Speaker 1: score back down? Uh hey, just your main. One fine
Speaker 1: trainy boy says the red flag is the chick doing
Speaker 1: the woman to woma call, because you know what, Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel like women to woman calls are only necessary
Speaker 1: if you're currently dating the same man, and I don't
Speaker 1: even really think they're necessary all the time because me
Speaker 1: and where I am in life right now, I cannot
Speaker 1: see a reason for me to call any woman woman
Speaker 1: to woman, Like if I am the side bitch and
Speaker 1: I thought I was the main bitch, I gotta take
Speaker 1: the biggest step back, the biggest step back, Like I'm
Speaker 1: just not interested anymore, Like Makuchi don't even get wet
Speaker 1: for behavior like that. So it's like I can't see
Speaker 1: me doing it. And then like if I am the
Speaker 1: main chick, If I'm the main chick, why am I
Speaker 1: stepping down to a dress a peasant.
Speaker 2: I'm the main chick.
Speaker 1: Either my nigga gonna get it together or we're not
Speaker 1: gonna be together. So it's like I don't get the
Speaker 1: woman to woman calls. Woman to woman calls are not
Speaker 1: for me, I do honestly, no, I think about it.
Speaker 1: I have never made a woman to woman call. I
Speaker 1: never made a I'm coming to you as a woman
Speaker 1: called never never one fine truny boy says she can't complain.
Speaker 1: All she wants a story, gonna be singing. Shante's got
Speaker 1: a man sar ever complaining I'm cracking up. Engineer for
Speaker 1: Life says women only do that when they still want
Speaker 1: the nigga. Ah, you cooking, you cooking, you cooking. Women
Speaker 1: do that when they still want the nigga and to
Speaker 1: me personally, I want a nigga who want me. So
Speaker 1: if you got a side bitch, I'm gonna take the
Speaker 1: biggest step back you got a big dog is that
Speaker 1: I'm not fighting for you. I'm not doing anything. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. Lawrence three Age says,
Speaker 1: you put a lot of thought into this. It's just
Speaker 1: thoughts that pop in the head. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I Rob ad On one says I love this adult energy.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Engineer for Life says they are trying to
Speaker 1: sabotage your relationship. Agreed. Josh Troy says, what if the
Speaker 1: side shit comes to you the main lay, what do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about? Man? But I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like if you had the energy that you thought
Speaker 1: you did, he would have made you the main lady
Speaker 1: already and he didn't. So I feel like that's not
Speaker 1: a conversation with me. You gotta have that with the man.
Speaker 1: I'm very big on don't talk to me, talk to
Speaker 1: the man. Whether I'm the side chick or the main chick.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me, talk to the man. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: come up trying to fight. Do none of that. Don't
Speaker 1: talk to me, talk to your nigga. It's not it's
Speaker 1: above me. Now, I can't. I can't, it's above me. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Aaron Ash says women never admit
Speaker 1: they fumbled a guy. You know we used to talk.
Speaker 1: Is as close as we'll get. Wow, oh my guide,
Speaker 1: Oh my guide. I just learned something. Women rarely admit
Speaker 1: that they fumbled the man. They'll come to you and say,
Speaker 1: you know, we used to talk in third grade. You know,
Speaker 1: we had ninth grade biology together. You know, like I
Speaker 1: used to cheerlead for the peb football team. He was
Speaker 1: on and shit like for the one tens, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was me, Like we was linked up. Then you
Speaker 1: might be onto something that I hate it. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie there. There are some people will
Speaker 1: say they fumble. I'll say I fumble, I fumbled my ex.
Speaker 1: I'll say that. I'll say that, But that ain't me
Speaker 1: saying that. That's that's the years of talking to the
Speaker 1: lady that's saying it. So I don't know if that
Speaker 1: counts or not. But yeah, I ain't say he perfect,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying I can acknowledge the part I played
Speaker 1: in it. So there's that. Yeah, hmm, interesting. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to write that down. You might be on something
Speaker 1: just your man says, only if you want to preserve
Speaker 1: a family, but if no kids involved, he's on down
Speaker 1: that road. I'm crying, crying. Engineer for Life says, ain't
Speaker 1: that the truth? Don't know what they got till it's
Speaker 1: gone one fine, Trinny Boy says, women admit they fumble
Speaker 1: the guy only to the guy they want to spend
Speaker 1: the block everyone else. They make reasons now because honestly,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I've never even told my extent,
Speaker 1: so I don't think. So that's not for me to
Speaker 1: spend a black at all, not for me to spend
Speaker 1: a black at all. That's just an accountability thing. That's
Speaker 1: a I've been talking to the lady thing, honestly, So
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Jesjermaine says, he yo, that's facts.
Speaker 1: Aaron I rob Itawait says, they will make all kinds
Speaker 1: of reasons that they aren't together, but most women won't
Speaker 1: do that. Lulu Escobar, hey, he says, hey, earhad been
Speaker 1: a minute. Loll love you. What's up, big dog? Jack
Speaker 1: McGriff said, just tapped in, but Stormy dressed like she's
Speaker 1: about to go ahead to hand with Kim possible. All
Speaker 1: y'all can line it up. Okay, First Power Rangers. Now
Speaker 1: this damn I thought this was sad? Was cute? What
Speaker 1: the fuck? Jess tre says most women are accountable, though
Speaker 1: I rob Itawait says, you're the exception to the rules, Stormy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the exception. I want to
Speaker 1: be the rule. When can I be the rule? That's
Speaker 1: what I want. That's the purpose of this pot. Okay,
Speaker 1: every time I post something, every time I say something,
Speaker 1: I hear you're the exception. You're a unicorn. They don't
Speaker 1: make them like you anymore. Yeah, we do. We just
Speaker 1: be quiet. We don't. We don't say everything like it
Speaker 1: be the fuck niggas and the fuck bitches that be
Speaker 1: so loud that they overpower everything, and it kind of
Speaker 1: makes it seem like that's the majority out here. But
Speaker 1: there are still some good people out here. Most of
Speaker 1: it is just quiet, and that's it. Lulu Escobar says,
Speaker 1: look like she was about to be the star of
Speaker 1: a workout video. Tie in the Fine said Pink star
Speaker 1: Burst head ass one fine journey Boy says she ready
Speaker 1: for a Victoria's Secret WWE match. All right, so y'all
Speaker 1: want to line it up or what? What the fuck
Speaker 1: is happening? I gonna lie for the first time of
Speaker 1: the month, and y'all turn it into a road session.
Speaker 1: All y'all can line that shit up. All y'all can
Speaker 1: line that shit up. Jahn McGriff says, can't tell she's
Speaker 1: about to fight crime or commit crime both on both
Speaker 1: of them. All right, okay, excuse me, how was drinking beer?
Speaker 1: With that being said, I would like to travel on
Speaker 1: into my next topic because I feel like this is
Speaker 1: an underrated art that doesn't get enough attention, and I
Speaker 1: feel like all these things that are going on in
Speaker 1: like pop culture and social media, it's really taking us
Speaker 1: away from this point. But it's really a lost art
Speaker 1: and I don't think people realize how important it is.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say, there's nothing more attractive
Speaker 1: than a man who is mean to everyone except his girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there is nothing more attractive than a man who is
Speaker 1: mean to everyone except his girl. Come on, somebody, what what?
Speaker 1: What all that smiling and laughing and keep kiying with
Speaker 1: everybody and everybody face. I don't want none of that.
Speaker 1: I don't want none of that. Okay, save your softness
Speaker 1: for me. Uh okay? Like, and I don't want you
Speaker 1: to think, I mean, be an asshole. Don't be an asshole.
Speaker 1: Like have like, have manners, be a gentleman, open the doors,
Speaker 1: say good morning, little stuff like that. It's cool. But
Speaker 1: all that laughing and joking, bitch, what's so funny? What's
Speaker 1: so funny? I'm funny. I'm the only thing that's funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. Like, be a gentleman, open doors, have manners.
Speaker 1: But let it stay there. All that key kN l
Speaker 1: l baby, what's so funny? You think I'm a joke? What? What?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I want you to be a grumpy cat for the
Speaker 1: rest of the world. Be a sweetheart with me? Is
Speaker 1: that so much to ask? Is it? Is? It?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Uh? Lulu Escobar said, open these go ahead, go ahead
Speaker 1: and lick out for me, baby, go ahead and check out,
Speaker 1: check out, check out. Ralph A said, we just networking.
Speaker 1: Ain't no, we just networking. No no, ain't no. I'm
Speaker 1: just being cordial. You'll need to be cordial. Be cordial
Speaker 1: with me, okay that that's not necessary. That's not necessary,
Speaker 1: that's not uh just Tray said, you are funny. You
Speaker 1: gotta rap voices crazy Jester Maine said, trying to get
Speaker 1: that T mobile sponsorship. You ain't like you. You are
Speaker 1: not gonna grind me up like this. Okay, be nice
Speaker 1: to me today, guys. Jesus, tie under Fine says, stay
Speaker 1: means her, y'all pay attention. That's not I said, you
Speaker 1: are actually not paying attention. One fine trinny boy says,
Speaker 1: I do the jokes around here. Stormy. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't get a mic. You don't get to talk, and
Speaker 1: you don't get to play sound effects. You don't get
Speaker 1: to talk, and you don't get to talk and you
Speaker 1: don't get to play sound effects because you said you
Speaker 1: didn't want to mic. You said you didn't want to mic. Nope, no, no,
Speaker 1: they didn't hear it. They didn't hear it. They didn't
Speaker 1: hear it. They didn't hear it. Mister Wonderfuol says, I'm
Speaker 1: just a nice guy. Please go to hell, Please go
Speaker 1: to hell. Tie Un the Fine says, nah, you're not
Speaker 1: our girls. Stay meeting with it man, fuck y'all. All right,
Speaker 1: fuck y'all, it's only rim says that's hilarious. That was
Speaker 1: a crazy segue. So I saw somebody say it's insecurities.
Speaker 1: It's not insecurities. I don't want a woman to even
Speaker 1: have the leeway to say, you be nice to her
Speaker 1: the way you be nice to me, Like it's a
Speaker 1: way you need to present yourself, like you're smiling in
Speaker 1: too many faces my guy, Like god damn. And I
Speaker 1: just want to reiterate. I'm not saying I don't want
Speaker 1: you to be a good person. Open doors. Okay, have manners,
Speaker 1: say good morning, how are you? But we don't need
Speaker 1: no extended conversations because even though you might have good intentions,
Speaker 1: that woman is looking at it as yeah, if I
Speaker 1: wanted to, I could, and now I got to step up,
Speaker 1: like try it, and now we're all in something. I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: good intentions aren't always perceived as good intentions. Sometimes good
Speaker 1: intentions are received as flirtations. And even though you might
Speaker 1: not have desire to be with this woman, this man,
Speaker 1: X Y and Z, you, extending the conversation lets them
Speaker 1: believe they have more leg room and footing than they
Speaker 1: actually do baby. No, hell no, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: It's not an insecurity thing. It's a you my nigga
Speaker 1: act like it thing, and I think that's a lost
Speaker 1: art nowadays. It's a lost art. White boy Ots says.
Speaker 1: So if I hold the door and you don't say thanks,
Speaker 1: and I slamm it on you in my wrong, that's
Speaker 1: not manners. Okay, you hold the door because that's the
Speaker 1: gentleman thing to do, not because you're waiting for it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. And like I said from the beginning, bro,
Speaker 1: I want you to be a gentleman, but I don't
Speaker 1: want you to be extra. Okay, I want you to
Speaker 1: be a gentleman, but I don't want you to be
Speaker 1: extra all right. And it's like, honestly, I basically want
Speaker 1: you to be a superhero, but you're super like. But
Speaker 1: your secret identity of being nice that's just for me.
Speaker 1: I want you to be a superhero, but your secret
Speaker 1: identity of being nice it's just for me. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. I'm baby. I don't want you to have
Speaker 1: other babies. I'm baby. That's it. And before y'all go
Speaker 1: down an insecurity rabbit hole, save your softness for me, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not an insecure thing. It's just so we don't
Speaker 1: need extended conversations and allowing people to believe they have
Speaker 1: a bigger space in your life than they do. Thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: mister wonder fool says, the key key and is gonna
Speaker 1: get you killed, kilt, is what you're saying. Absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 1: the key can is gonna get you kill kilt. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it, and that's all. It's only rem says I'm
Speaker 1: vegeta the whole workshift and while I'm out a king,
Speaker 1: a king, I got a mic. Now, oh my god, Now, Shah,
Speaker 1: I got a mic. Don't come on to Mike chewing
Speaker 1: them carrots, swallow your food first, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So you know how you just say actions can be
Speaker 3: perceived wrong, and you know what you do nice one person?
Speaker 3: They might think you wanna fuck you know how, you
Speaker 3: know your guys say, friends say that you're gonna walk
Speaker 3: into some dick you don't even know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, And this is so true. This is
Speaker 1: so true. When you'll know, like when.
Speaker 3: We tell you to stop talking to people like Derek
Speaker 3: Jans and them and these.
Speaker 1: Niggas Jans, Derek Jackson and they depending on.
Speaker 2: The niggas and be like, no, them niggas fucked up.
Speaker 3: You're like, no, no, this niggas do off the real ship,
Speaker 3: don't shoot the messenger, and y'all end up getting fucking
Speaker 3: in depth and left. You know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: I digress. I'm taking my mac off now. That's all
Speaker 3: I need to say.
Speaker 1: I will say. I will say this is a two
Speaker 1: way street. Right, So the same way I'm saying your
Speaker 1: niggas shouldn't be too friendly, I do genuinely believe that
Speaker 1: your woman should not be too friendly either, right. I
Speaker 1: also think it's important to recognize nobody is saying don't
Speaker 1: be a good person. Nobody's saying that, right, But there
Speaker 1: is a limit. Shit don't need to be extended if
Speaker 1: there's not an opportunity to make money as far as
Speaker 1: business wise, it's no reason for us to be cordial
Speaker 1: or to network or anything like that to me. To me,
Speaker 1: it's not I'm not saying I want you to be
Speaker 1: a bad person. I'm saying I want you to enforce
Speaker 1: selective niceness. Okay, it's no reason a woman should ever
Speaker 1: be able to come to me and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know your nigga is keikying in my face. What
Speaker 1: I'm the only key key you need, stink, I'm a joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is the only joke you need, big God, Like,
Speaker 1: I just want, I just want selective niceness. It's attractive
Speaker 1: because it's exclusive, and nothing is more attractive than exclusive.
Speaker 1: I think law can agree there, nothing is more attractive
Speaker 1: than exclusive. Like, I know you're coming to me telling
Speaker 1: me my nigga did what even that type of nigga
Speaker 1: already know.
Speaker 3: That's why I only talked to one gry at the time,
Speaker 3: because once you have mine to buy attention, but once
Speaker 3: it's going.
Speaker 1: Hay, yes, yes, like what that selective niceness gets the
Speaker 1: people going okay, Like, I don't want you to never
Speaker 1: give a woman leeway to say you talk to her
Speaker 1: the way you talk to me, because that just can't
Speaker 1: be it. Ever Ever, it's only one Rim says, because
Speaker 1: let me find out my lady he he how and
Speaker 1: them boy hope for them catching the super kick. I'm
Speaker 1: crying your boy, team McCoy says, Damn nigga puts your
Speaker 1: personality away. Ha ha, It's the least you can do. Okay,
Speaker 1: act like you got somebody at home, cooking your food
Speaker 1: and rubbing your feet. Damn all right, it's the least
Speaker 1: you can do. Thank you, Thank you. One fine boy says,
Speaker 1: don't be a good human outside my presence. I didn't
Speaker 1: say that. I didn't say that. I said, still be
Speaker 1: a gentleman, still be a good person. But cut it there, niggas,
Speaker 1: keep it tight, keep it tight. Aaron Nash says, stormy
Speaker 1: man flirting, got fistballed up like the author. I mean,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, hell yeah, Like if don't piss me off,
Speaker 1: don't piss me off. You know what, don't don't piss
Speaker 1: me off. That's all I said. Or that bitch was funny.
Speaker 1: Huh all right, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. She know
Speaker 1: how to cook because I guess she coming to make
Speaker 1: dinner to night. Like what the fuck is going on? Like,
Speaker 1: what's what's up? What's up? Let me know. Norm f
Speaker 1: Z says, yeah, just get you a capricorn. They don't
Speaker 1: like nobody, and that's what I need. I need, mean
Speaker 1: a nigga who don't like nobody. Still a gentleman, still
Speaker 1: a good person, but he don't like nobody.
Speaker 3: Artistic but nobody to be mean, but he'd be nice
Speaker 3: at the same time.
Speaker 2: He need to be this.
Speaker 3: He needs to be that, you know, God, Satan, Jesus,
Speaker 3: all that, Abraham, all that.
Speaker 1: I take his mic away, shot wala, take his back away,
Speaker 1: take us talking mic away. He don't need the mic
Speaker 1: no more, y'all, he don't fucking need it. Flying Solo says,
Speaker 1: going to hit his ass with a lightsaber? And is
Speaker 1: I am king? Simba says, be my twins, Gemini queen,
Speaker 1: I cook like it's fool wars? What's up with? What's up?
Speaker 1: It's only rem said. Damn that really came out. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying respectfully, respectfully. Yeah, all right, So the next
Speaker 1: thing I want to talk to you guys about this one.
Speaker 1: I might lose some of y'all, but stick with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I might lose some of y'all, but just stick with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: just hear me out. Let me cook for a second,
Speaker 1: and then decide if you like the flavors or not. Okay, deal, deal, Okay.
Speaker 1: So some of y'all may not agree, but every woman
Speaker 1: needs a male platonic friend. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: give me a second, give me a second. Okay, every
Speaker 1: woman needs a male platonic friend. All right, like platonic
Speaker 1: friend corner pocket right. And I'm not talking about the
Speaker 1: guy who wanted to talk to you, but you put
Speaker 1: him in a friend zone, so now he just circles
Speaker 1: around like a vulture until you change your mind. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about him. I'm not talking about him. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about like a genuine platonic friend, a brother, a cousin,
Speaker 1: a man you might have met at work, or somebody
Speaker 1: you went to school with, like a genuine platonic friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: every woman needs a male platonic friend. Because hearing you
Speaker 1: stupid bout a nigga from a nigga cut different. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. Okay, that's all i'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: Hearing you being stupid about a man from a man
Speaker 1: it cut different, That's all I'm gonna say. Okay, sometimes
Speaker 1: when your girlfriends be sugarcoat and stuff, saying oh girl, no,
Speaker 1: he just he's just not ready and he just he
Speaker 1: missed his granny, like he would have took you out
Speaker 1: on a date, but you know, his phone died and
Speaker 1: he couldn't get to a charger and fucked that. Okay,
Speaker 1: hearing you dumb bought a man from a man cut
Speaker 1: different because he gonna be like, yo, bro, you're good,
Speaker 1: you're cool. You know that don't make sense right Hearing
Speaker 1: a man tell you you know that don't make sense
Speaker 1: right from another man. Yeah, that's good about that, yo,
Speaker 1: one fine training boy says, always saying that until your
Speaker 1: male friends start telling you how stupid you being. Then
Speaker 1: it's I'm just a girl pharaoh I see, says as
Speaker 1: a man with several platonic women friends. Yes, I am king,
Speaker 1: Simma says, dead ass, you need to clip that one.
Speaker 1: I'll be real quick to keet my homegirl ass when
Speaker 1: she on some stupid ship.
Speaker 3: Is that these niggas be on like I have female
Speaker 3: friends and these niggas be on the top. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: she's fucking dumb. Oh shad, you're so lucky to be
Speaker 3: around these chicks. Nigga, you don't know.
Speaker 2: Her like I know her.
Speaker 3: I saw her when she was like a crack and
Speaker 3: a walk in the car.
Speaker 1: Hey you good, bro, you're good, You're good. What's up?
Speaker 1: You're good? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 3: You know I see everybody look like crack, like a
Speaker 3: big crackead the muscles.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I forgot what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Mister one, the fool says, I'm gonna let you finished,
Speaker 1: but you only need me your dad and granddad period.
Speaker 1: It's only rem says, I can agree you messing around.
Speaker 1: I met one at one of your shows two years ago.
Speaker 1: Down for real who sent me in A D M
Speaker 1: A six four F C H seven says, Then vice versa.
Speaker 1: Every man needs a female friend to let you know
Speaker 1: game hold on, let me sorry, y'all, Sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry sorry. Norm f Z says, If that ain't your
Speaker 1: mama best friend's son, then nopeunk I just I am king.
Speaker 1: Simma says, a crackhead with muscles is crazy work. I
Speaker 1: didn't know y'all can hear him that? Well? I I
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all heard it, but I skip, I
Speaker 1: skip right over that. So there's that. But no man
Speaker 1: likes it's different. It's different. It's really really different. Like
Speaker 1: having somebody who genuinely just that's my phone, my bet,
Speaker 1: having somebody who like, genuinely wants the best for you.
Speaker 1: It's different. Having somebody who genuinely wants the best for you,
Speaker 1: tell you, like, bro, that's dumb. That shit don't make
Speaker 1: sense like you're being dumb right now, and honestly, it hurt.
Speaker 1: It hurt, It hurts so bad. But when they look
Speaker 1: you dead in your eyes like you like the nigga
Speaker 1: with three pair of jeans play you dog like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, and then for some reason,
Speaker 1: it's just permeates the brain like fuck am I I am? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, but that shit
Speaker 1: cuts so differently, like it cuts so differently, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to explain it. Dog like, I don't like
Speaker 1: when they say you being stupid, you believe and understand
Speaker 1: you being stupid.
Speaker 3: Like I really believe that I do. Yes, you need
Speaker 3: to understand that you're.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And it's because they say things that a
Speaker 1: normal girlfriend wouldn't say. Your girls, they gonna try to
Speaker 1: tell you dumb, but spin it so that it makes
Speaker 1: it look like you're still a good person. What is
Speaker 1: it the braids? Like, yeah, they do, they do, but
Speaker 1: a nigga. Men don't sugarcoat okay, they're not saving no feelings.
Speaker 1: Like a man will look you dead in your face
Speaker 1: and say he lives with his mom. And all you
Speaker 1: can do is all you can do with your three
Speaker 1: bedroom house or apartment, and your own car, and your
Speaker 1: own job, and your own willingness to be a good
Speaker 1: person and a good partner to him. All you can
Speaker 1: do is sit and be like, damn.
Speaker 2: This nigga, that moment off sex.
Speaker 1: Way better? Hey shot, Mike, y'all please please, But it's different.
Speaker 1: It's different. Normal f Z says, like the fuck did
Speaker 1: you expect from him? Barrel I C Says she still
Speaker 1: end up over there tomorrow night. Now you canna learn
Speaker 1: a dumb ass six different ways again in two days.
Speaker 1: One fine trinny boy says, get you a GPS. You
Speaker 1: can't let go of that nigga that don't make you come.
Speaker 1: I'm gray, I'm crying, yo. It's only says a female
Speaker 1: like that is open to the logical aspect of a
Speaker 1: men's thoughts.
Speaker 2: Who is?
Speaker 1: G Jones says, my homegirl be setting me straight about
Speaker 1: shorty and vice versa. Love my dog for real? I
Speaker 1: love that. I am King. Sittema says you letting a
Speaker 1: nigga living on an air mattress get you in your feelings?
Speaker 1: The nigga was out last week. You gotta say it.
Speaker 3: The nigga you asked for fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: You okay, okay, and I always ended with oh okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like the judge because they're talking to you
Speaker 2: that I think, would you do that? I feel like
Speaker 2: the judge.
Speaker 1: Bee, I'm crying.
Speaker 2: I was about to get mad.
Speaker 1: A six four says, Yo, I'm glad I don't live
Speaker 1: with my mother. Mister wonderful says, bring up putonic as
Speaker 1: black back in his badroom. Oh no, that's not botonic.
Speaker 1: We ain't doing that. Aaron Ash seven three says, help
Speaker 1: a nigga sound out three letter words? Yes, it's only
Speaker 1: Rem says, this is exactly the point of the conversation. Dog,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you, like, oh you fucking that nigga.
Speaker 1: It's different like long story short, it's just cut deeper.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what gives men this automatic like
Speaker 1: public speaking or ted talk degree, but they gonna get
Speaker 1: you to understand some stuff that she wasn't able to
Speaker 1: understand on your own.
Speaker 3: Believe that it's very dumb. Found that you guys are
Speaker 3: that dumb. Yeah here, but after talking, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Are we Yeah? Yeah, it's only Rem says my mom's
Speaker 1: back at home called them dudes, hoboseexuals. That's a real thing.
Speaker 1: Who is g Jones says, But sometimes you got to
Speaker 1: hit her with the boondocks, like wouldn't let that shit
Speaker 1: happen to me? Though? Yes, absolutely, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so yeah man, I staid on what I said, every
Speaker 1: woman should have a male platonic friend because it's nothing
Speaker 1: like hearing you being dumb over a nigga from a nigga.
Speaker 1: It cuts different, it cuts different when they hit you
Speaker 1: with that. We're talking about the same nigga who were
Speaker 1: driving his mom car. We are Why would you bring
Speaker 1: that up? Ship dog? He Sometimes it's different, it's different,
Speaker 1: it's different. All I can say is different. If you
Speaker 1: don't got one, get you one. And once again, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about them niggas who you put in a
Speaker 1: friend zone and they still just waiting to spin the
Speaker 1: block and wait till you get low enough to swoop
Speaker 1: in and get some painted draws. I'm not talking about them.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones who genuinely want the best
Speaker 1: for you. A brother, a cousin, somebody you went to
Speaker 1: kindergarten with, okay, and then rode with you through the
Speaker 1: ugly years. So now they don't want you either. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about them. Keep you one of them in
Speaker 1: your back pocket because they gonna keep it real with
Speaker 1: you forever, forever in the day, forever the day. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: So now we're gonna get into the edible portion of
Speaker 1: the show. So the edible portion is when we read
Speaker 1: questions that you gottas submit it, and on the day
Speaker 1: that we record, I usually put a prompt up ask
Speaker 1: me anything, and you guys can type it in. If
Speaker 1: you would like to share a story or a question
Speaker 1: on a day that we don't have to prompt, you
Speaker 1: can always email me at inquiries at Stormy Peat. Do
Speaker 1: not DM me nine times out of ten I will
Speaker 1: not see it. Emails is definitely the best thing. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So first question, do you prefer men who are in
Speaker 1: your industry slash influence or are you a nine to
Speaker 1: five guy? What the fuck? Do you prefer dating men
Speaker 1: who are in your industry slash influence or are you
Speaker 1: a nine to five guys possible? I don't think you
Speaker 1: were supposed to be there, or are nine to five
Speaker 1: guys possible? Do you prefer dating men who are in
Speaker 1: your industry slash influence or are nine to five guys possible?
Speaker 1: Oh baby, that's so sweet. You think I prefer dating.
Speaker 1: I don't. That's why I'm single, Okay. I prefer being
Speaker 1: in my footy pajamas on my couch, okay. And that's
Speaker 1: why my black ass ain't got nobody. All right.
Speaker 3: If she wants you to like buy a mask, I
Speaker 3: think they call them ski mask, and then she wants
Speaker 3: you to like break down door like Superman, but you
Speaker 3: have muscles, and you'll be tall, like you'll be a
Speaker 3: duck under the door, right, and then you'll be able
Speaker 3: to like put her son down but not hurt them,
Speaker 3: but in a good way. And you put her over
Speaker 3: your shoulder, fly off into like the space and land
Speaker 3: somewhere like O jingles. It should be all right, she
Speaker 3: told me that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, But if I had to choose, uh, as
Speaker 1: far as like what your profession is, that don't matter
Speaker 1: to me. As long as you're able to take care
Speaker 1: of yourself and you have you know, expendable income on
Speaker 1: top of that, because that's very important. I need you
Speaker 1: to have disposable income, Like you got to be able
Speaker 1: to take care of yourself and have disposable income, very important.
Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. Okay, you could be
Speaker 1: a VENTRELLI kiss fall I care. I don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be right there with you. Yell Bay, yello bay.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay, as long as you have disposable income,
Speaker 1: that's all that matters. But yeah, I just want a funny,
Speaker 1: fine fit man who wants to kiss on me a
Speaker 1: lot and who has disposable income. That's it. That's all
Speaker 1: we need, that's all we Needy said, why Shot know
Speaker 1: your wet dream stormy? Because I tell this nigga he
Speaker 1: has to listen to it every fucking week, all right,
Speaker 1: do you understand? Shot is probably one of the few
Speaker 1: people who knows my most intimate details. But he ain't
Speaker 1: got no choice about to sit here and listen to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's sick of the two. I don't know who wants
Speaker 1: me to get a man more me my baby dad
Speaker 1: or Shot? Okay or seven? No seven do not fuck
Speaker 1: with niggas around me. No. Seven literally attacked my brother
Speaker 1: because he did he did.
Speaker 3: I call my brother, he attack him. Don't don't talk
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: He did not attack. He jumped. He jumped, jumped, he jumped,
Speaker 1: He did jump. He jumped. See if they jumped. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that he jumped.
Speaker 3: Okay, want you to get a man too, Shut your
Speaker 3: ass up.
Speaker 1: I know I've seen it in my calendar. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Next question, do you believe that good men finished last? No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Good guys don't finish last. Men
Speaker 1: with no boundaries still hold on, give me a second,
Speaker 1: let me talk, Let me talk. I said this before,
Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. Good guys don't finish last.
Speaker 1: People with no boundaries still Okay. A lot of times
Speaker 1: when we think about, like, you know, good guys finishing last,
Speaker 1: it's always Oh, I paid her car note and then
Speaker 1: she popped up two days later with a boyfriend. Okay,
Speaker 1: and before you paid the car note, what she reciprocating
Speaker 1: the same energy that you were giving her? What's she
Speaker 1: calling you only when she needed a bill paid? Okay?
Speaker 1: What was she reaching out only when she wanted to
Speaker 1: go out to eat? Okay? You didn't finish last. You
Speaker 1: just didn't have standards and boundaries and stood on it. Okay, ladies,
Speaker 1: y'all not exempt either. Okay. I gave him some kushi
Speaker 1: and then he posted a girl for Valentine's Day mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And what else did he do? Did he only hit
Speaker 1: you up after ten pm? All the time? Let's discuss, okay,
Speaker 1: like did he ever take you on a date? M
Speaker 1: Did you ever make him take you on a date? Hmm?
Speaker 1: Was that one of your requirements? No? Okay, good guys
Speaker 1: don't finish last. People with no standards and no boundaries do,
Speaker 1: okay them people that be dogging y'all out them the
Speaker 1: same people that's gonna stand on and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you want this from me, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: do this. If you want this from me, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to have this level of consistency. If you want
Speaker 1: this from me, you're gonna have to do that. So No,
Speaker 1: I don't believe good guys finished last. People would not
Speaker 1: boundaries doing baby, That's not me no more. I'm standing online,
Speaker 1: I'm standing on mine. It only took me one time
Speaker 1: to get taken advantage of and that was it for me.
Speaker 1: That was the only lesson I needed. No, I tell
Speaker 1: a nigga with the quickness, no, no, thank you that
Speaker 1: that that doesn't really align with my values. But I
Speaker 1: appreciate you and good luck on your journey. No, Miss
Speaker 1: a Superman is no here, He's no here, Okay, No
Speaker 1: Miss Smith's I miss stupid man. All I'm saying is
Speaker 1: them stories that people dogging you out, They don't usually
Speaker 1: have been some people who stand on their standards and boundaries,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Usually usually, uh, your boy Tam
Speaker 1: McCoy says, nice guys end up Shorty's phone named free
Speaker 1: food exactly exactly, And I hate this. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it's okay. I'm not saying it's okay, but I'm saying
Speaker 1: it's real. Nice guys will end up saved in a
Speaker 1: girl's phone as free food. Yeah, that's so terrifying.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm, I'd be if I found that out.
Speaker 1: Honestly, what would you do if you found out you
Speaker 1: were saving a girl's phone as free food? What would
Speaker 1: you do if you found out you were saving a
Speaker 1: girl's phone as phone bill nails? Like? What would you do?
Speaker 1: Because me, I'm s I'm gonna have to pray about it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to pray about it. Jackson and Junior
Speaker 1: Paul says, I'm dying at gave him some koo chee
Speaker 1: with the smoky Robinson voice. I'm just saying it is
Speaker 1: what it is. It is what it is. It's only
Speaker 1: rem said damn sad part. Just heal from that situation.
Speaker 1: Sit in love and like your way. Good brother, I'm
Speaker 1: so happy you made it out. Thank God you made
Speaker 1: you made it out. Please shot talk and now what
Speaker 1: do you want make up your mind? What do you
Speaker 1: want to make up? This is not why I'm still single.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. I'm still single because I don't apply myself.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you very much. One fine
Speaker 1: tratty Boy says, didn't finish last started that way. It
Speaker 1: was consistent. Nice guys finished last been saying it for years.
Speaker 1: Good does not mean nice. I heard that. Hold on
Speaker 1: Norm FC says played my role. As long as I'm
Speaker 1: clapping cheeks, I'll be all right. You know what, different
Speaker 1: strokes for different strokes for different folks. Literally eight six
Speaker 1: y four says Suckers finished last roster always sturdy your
Speaker 1: boys name, says at Norm. That's when if you get
Speaker 1: in that in the role. So yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: said what I said I said. One fine tritty Boy says,
Speaker 1: tell us not too much in my Star Wars. Thank
Speaker 1: you be nice to me like damn dude, this nigga. No,
Speaker 1: my grandma died. What the fuck like, be nice to me?
Speaker 1: Sh shit shit kncess shot being a good platonic friend.
Speaker 1: Fuck ya, who sided y'all on? Who sided y'all on?
Speaker 1: Y'all my siding on shot side, because sometimes I believe
Speaker 1: we're not the same side. Next question, Next.
Speaker 2: Question, let's move on, admit it, set show.
Speaker 1: Next question, what are your top five moments at blurred
Speaker 1: kind Okay, hold on real fast, because let me get
Speaker 1: into this real fast, real fast. This is very prenny. Okay.
Speaker 1: So they had a Hushi daddy contest. Y'all don't get
Speaker 1: fuck about that. I know a lot of your guys
Speaker 1: don't get fun about that. But it was very entertaining.
Speaker 1: Some of them was like drunk unks at the cookout,
Speaker 1: but still vibing, so it was still a good time.
Speaker 1: Some of them was like auditioning for Magic Mike, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was tempted to be like Drake,
Speaker 1: like you don't have to do this. I said, I
Speaker 1: can't save nobody today. Yeah, who's she daddy shorts? Like?
Speaker 1: It was wild? It was wild, shout out. It was
Speaker 1: just one of the panels shout out to whoever. Okay.
Speaker 1: So to my understanding, what old girl said before we
Speaker 1: started was she was like, you know, we always have
Speaker 1: all these things for the women, we don't have nothing
Speaker 1: for the men. Like we have so many things for
Speaker 1: the male gaze, we don't have nothing for the female gaze.
Speaker 1: So she created a panel for Who's She Daddy contests
Speaker 1: and m Kai said, somebody said I should enter next year. Kay.
Speaker 1: I saw them thighs at blurred con Get in there,
Speaker 1: get in there where you're fitling. Okay, do what you
Speaker 1: gotta do. I'm not gonna hold you. It was one
Speaker 1: guy who was dressed like Pooh Bear, and then at
Speaker 1: the end of his dance he started handing out honeyfecks,
Speaker 1: blur con man. Just sucking coume, just sucking up.
Speaker 3: That's all I gotta say, just sucking up.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Kai Thinzy, greetings from Kenya. Hey, Kenya, what's up.
Speaker 1: My second favorite UH moment would have to be Urban Force.
Speaker 1: PHL had a light saber panel which was packed to capacity,
Speaker 1: like you could not get in the whole time, Like
Speaker 1: it was packed the whole time. Everybody did such a
Speaker 1: good job. Greg dev Eshara B. Niara Adrian. Everybody did
Speaker 1: so good, So that was my second favorite part, my
Speaker 1: third favorite part of blur Khan. At one of the parties,
Speaker 1: one of the DJ's played let the Bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 1: My negga, what let what y'all know about let the
Speaker 1: Bodies hit the floor, Doug When I tell you, I
Speaker 1: was in there living my rock fantasy. Okay, from the
Speaker 1: top of my lungs. What yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 1: My number four favorite part of blurr Kind would be
Speaker 1: the Men's The Men's, The Men's, The men's for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, but it's funny. I posted that video depping
Speaker 1: up tens at Blurred Kind and everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 1: but did you find your husband? Did you shoot your shot?
Speaker 1: Do y'all know what I'd be dressed like at conventions?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like y'all don't when y'all ask me
Speaker 1: these questions. I feel like y'all know that I'm just
Speaker 1: looking fine, Like I'm out here just all glazed up
Speaker 1: and looking like a strawberry shortcake. I am not, okay.
Speaker 1: I was walking around Blurred con as the Jigaboos Edward
Speaker 1: scissors hands and I had the reverse bear trap on
Speaker 1: my head. Okay, last year, I was fucking helga from
Speaker 1: Hey arnold you and the brow included okay, I can't
Speaker 1: shoot my shot at nobody looking like this.
Speaker 3: Yo, I bagged the.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get your dot? Yeah, fucking liar, y'all? Are
Speaker 1: you came to me dress as helper?
Speaker 3: You mean to tell me I'm not nigga?
Speaker 1: I have when I'm in cosplay. No hear me, hear me,
Speaker 1: hear me out, though hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 1: I posted that video and all the guys that were
Speaker 1: in the video, it was somebody in one of their
Speaker 1: comments like, yo, you ain't bad, you ain't say nothing.
Speaker 1: I would have shot my shot from long range and
Speaker 1: everybody was like no, no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 3: If i'm it's stert me force me and you there
Speaker 3: and you bad and you're black. You gotta be black? Though, come,
Speaker 3: I'll talk to you. And you're in a brown I
Speaker 3: got a dog. You got like dog though?
Speaker 1: No boy says you the brown not going to stop
Speaker 1: you from getting bamboo? Did nobody? Nobody? Nobody, nobody this
Speaker 1: is like says yes, you are a batty and cosplay, Well,
Speaker 1: where were the niggas? Okay? I jepped up by nigg Okay,
Speaker 1: I dapped him all up. Nobody said, nobody said excuse me.
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part. Also in the video, all the
Speaker 1: niggas that were in the video comming under were like, yo,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the fuck you were doing. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know you record me. They didn't even say
Speaker 1: the phone. So I think it just goes back to
Speaker 1: I'm not a batty when I cosplayed. I'm not a
Speaker 1: batty when I cosplay. I'm not I'm not that girl.
Speaker 1: I think that's the problem. Hell, I'm here, I'm the problem.
Speaker 1: It's me. I'm the problem. I can't think I'm ignoring you.
Speaker 1: Uh my, my, my fifth favorite part of Blurred Time.
Speaker 1: This is the one right here, y'all. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to push this video out. It was a DJ. I
Speaker 1: cannot remember his name right now, but it was not SIMPI.
Speaker 1: It was high something like h A I something. I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name, but I have it in my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I can't remember. I can't remember. I
Speaker 1: can't remember this man mixed smile even though I'm her
Speaker 1: see I'll smile. Gospel song. It's going great, beautiful, right
Speaker 1: do you know what this man, this fucking not even
Speaker 1: a man. Do you know what? This genius mixed it
Speaker 1: with Big Buddy Holls hub y'all when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I was screaming. As a woman who grew up in
Speaker 1: the church, I was screaming because it was so fire.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is this nigga? He had the best no, no,
Speaker 1: no disrespect anybody here because everybody was good. Everybody was great,
Speaker 1: Dave sinding Pie everybody, everybody was great. Uh uh, what's
Speaker 1: the other guy? Bega DJ Bega? Everybody there was great.
Speaker 1: But this man fire, I do not know. I can't
Speaker 1: think his name off the top of my head. I
Speaker 1: have it in my phone somewhere. He was so fucking
Speaker 1: all his mixes all weakened. Y'all know, I don't even
Speaker 1: throw ass like that. I was throwing ass.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He was so fire, yo, so so so fired. So yeah.
Speaker 1: Norm Fitz says, I'm supposed to be studying and I'm
Speaker 1: just here a baby. Get off, Get off, get off
Speaker 1: and go study. Get your ass on here. One fine
Speaker 1: trinny boy says Big Buddy Holes do make me smile
Speaker 1: though I'm crying. And Timmy him figures says oh we
Speaker 1: did good this time. Ki n Yc says lo O
Speaker 1: man had us in a frizzy You ain't never lied,
Speaker 1: never lied. I cannot remember his name, but he was
Speaker 1: so dope. Kyle will tell you he is dope. Jay
Speaker 1: Hugs seven says, you going to any other kinds? You
Speaker 1: know what's crazy? I really wanted to go to dream Con,
Speaker 1: but now I feel like I'm gonna be crunching to
Speaker 1: get something out for dream kind not unless I wear
Speaker 1: something that I already wore. And then I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: the end of May, beginning of juwe so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be hot. So it's like maybe I'll run back my
Speaker 1: star Fire or something. And I was like, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: I don't have the cosplay. I've never been to dream Con,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I was talking to Dreads. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know if she's going to be able to make it.
Speaker 1: So then it's like, hey, am I going to feel
Speaker 1: comfortable going to dream Con by myself? Like it's a
Speaker 1: lot of parts that go into it, but I do
Speaker 1: want to go to dream Con fan Expo. Dream Con
Speaker 1: is in Houston. It's just con. It's it's more I
Speaker 1: know people don't like to say it, but it's more
Speaker 1: influencer based, so there are more personalities there or like
Speaker 1: you know, people from you know, nostalgic nostalgic references and
Speaker 1: things like that. But I do want to go to
Speaker 1: dream Con, but I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: go to dream Con by myself. Rather Fan Expo was
Speaker 1: in Philly. I was definitely thinking about doing that. And
Speaker 1: anime NYC. Honestly, anime n y C is the only
Speaker 1: thing that's definitely on my list. Uh it is in August,
Speaker 1: I believe. And yeah, me and the people who I
Speaker 1: did the single Ku Wagers with, we're doing a different
Speaker 1: cosplay like a root costler for this one. So I'm
Speaker 1: very excited. No, yes, you met the you met urban
Speaker 1: Force to the people from Urban Force. Yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. And that's all, you know. And before we
Speaker 1: get out of here, I just want to say one thing,
Speaker 1: thank y'all all so much again for you'll kind words.
Speaker 1: While I was grieving the loss of my grandmother, you
Speaker 1: know how much she meant to me. But with that
Speaker 1: being said, I told y'all, she came to me in
Speaker 1: a dream and she said stop being a bitcher. Come on.
Speaker 1: So with that being said, Philly, April thirteen, Your girl
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, y'all. We're gonna do a pop
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Speaker 1: We're gonna see it live. We're gonna see it live.
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