Speaker 1: Welcome to Political beat Down.
Speaker 2: I'm Ben Myselas, joined by Michael Cohen.
Speaker 3: Who's also the host of the fastest growing YouTube channel
at The Michael Cohen Show on YouTube just passed one
hundred thousand subs on his own personal channel.
Speaker 2: Michael, let's just start with this question. Did you always
know that Donald Trump was so profoundly weird or has
he leaned into this weirdness? Has that accelerated recently? Like
when you were around him. I mean, we know the
von Schitzen pants, we know the smell, We've talked, We've
covered that ground. The weirdness, though, did you ever go
home and be like, honey, this guy's weird.
Speaker 4: This guy, well, he would say he would regularly say
things that were sort of odd but not weird, but
not weird to the extent that we were saying. You know, look,
I wrote about it in my book Disloyal, where you know,
for whatever the reason might be somewhat racist myself. He
and a guy who was working for him at Mara
a Lago. He manages the place. He's of German descent.
You know, he stopped our entire conversation, which was about
getting money back for an act that was not going
to be able to make it for New Year's and
it was a big act. If I'm not mistaken, I
think it was Celine Dion because she wasn't feeling well.
And he stops the entire meeting to turn around and
to say, you know, I bet your family. He was
talking to the gentleman that works for him at mar
A Lago chased Michael's family through the Red Forest, and
I said to him, you know, boss, you know my
father is a Holocaust survivor. And he turns around and
he goes, hey, that's why I brought it up. I mean,
that was weird. It was odd. It was racist, for sure,
but the weirdness that's going on now this is a
whole new look. A lot of people say to me,
you know, how did you work for you know, the
guy for over a decade when you know you have
all these negative things to say. You know, in hindsight,
looking back, none of it really mattered. Some of it, actually,
we used to think was almost funny. It was almost
endearing because it was sort of wacky in its own way,
but it didn't have a profound effect on anybody. We
just would go back afterwards. We would laugh about it.
Myself and the other members you know, of the Trump Org.
We would laugh about it and you know, shake our
heads and you know, go on with our daily tasks
and things that we needed to do. But when you
start listening to the crazy shit that he and now
jd Vance, who might be the weirdest guy in all
of Washington, I don't even know where to start. I
don't know where to end. I don't know where the
middle is. I don't know when it I don't know
when it'll be over, other than after the election when
they lose. This is crazy stuff. I mean talking about boats.
He never talked about boats. The only boat I remember
he ever talked about is many years ago he had
a casino boat that went under, but you know, he
talked about that as a boat. He also didn't like boats,
to say, okay, great. He never talked about sharks. He
didn't talk about electricity. Now you say, you know, oh yeah,
well that's not really weird stuff, Michael, and YadA YadA. Well,
how about when he was anti windmill and so he
would talk about how we're killing birds and that you know,
by the tens of thousands a day, you know, and
that they're noisy, and that they're these big, gigantic sort
of buildings in the middle of a beautiful waterway. I mean,
you know that was just sort of weird when he
would talk about the birds being slaughtered, you know, by
these windmills and so on. He's taken it right now.
They have taken weirdness to a whole another dimension, you.
Speaker 2: Know, right, it's weird, but like there are some forms
of weird that's like, oh, that's a weirdo. But they're
creepy weird. They're serial killer vibes weird. That's the shade Vans.
It's a type of weird. So I think you start
with weird weird. Oh, but they're a dangerous weird. I
think it's important not to give them the power they
want to. He called strong and alpha and authoritarian. They're
the opposite of that. Alphas. Don't go around calling themselves alphas.
This whole thing, this whole Shadey Vance new iteration of
his identity. Right, he's changed his name now three times.
Just think about that, Shady Vance JD. Evans. He's changed
his name three times, and he's had four major personality changes.
So he grew up as a gay child. And then
he said, well, now I'm a hillbilly anti Trumper. And
then he became like kind of a right winger but
still a never Trumper, then a full fledged kind of
maga Trumper. Those were the like the four different kind
of phases of his life. And he and he's like
changed his identity so much. Go back and watch the
interviews before he had the beard, and take a look
at the interviews that he did when he was the
anti Trump, fake hillbilly even though he grew up in
the suburbs of Cincinnati, and you look at it and
you're like, this is still very weird because you're not
what you're even saying you are then and so then
you realize he changed his names. Four months ago he
posted that he was like googling like dolphin porn and
it's like some weird stuff. Here's the I'm saying this
in the context of the politics, Michael gom here's the
latest clip of him that was on Earth. Let's play
it right there.
Speaker 5: There's just these basic cadences of life that I think
are really powerful and really really valuable when you have
kids in your life, and the fact that so many people,
especially in America's leadership class just don't have that in
their lives.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: I worry that it makes people more sociopathic and ultimately
our whole country a little bit less, a less mentally stable.
And of course you talk about going on Twitter. Final
point on make is you go on Twitter, and almost
always the people who are most deranged and most psychotic
are people who don't have kids at home.
Speaker 2: He's diagnosing himself, right, Let's speak clear. People who like
Hillbillies don't say the basic cadences of life. Okay, he's
referring to his various personality changes when he talks about sociopaths.
While he is placing that on his misogynistic rants, he
knows that he's the sociopaths. So he's now in taking
this other identity, has found the other in his misogynism
as he goes after childless cat ladies and says they're
the threat to democracies. He's the threat to democracy, and
he's stepping in this weird right wing echo chamber circle
on Twitter, by the way, where he goes the most
deranged people on Twitter are people like you who are
googling dolphin porn. Michael Cohen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and listen. You know, first and foremost, the only
person that I could think of that has changed their
identity more than Shadey Vance is George Santos, And as
we all know, George Santos is just weird. Now, what's
very funny is a friend of mine and she's actually
a major, major brigader here on political Beatdown. And she
was actually one of the first that joined me on
my YouTube journey the Michael Cohen Show. My friend Cheyenne
from Hawaii, and she sent me this very funny thing
and I you know what, we're always so serious on
the show. Well maybe ben is. I'm not, but you know,
one of the things that she said to me was
five ways that cats are better than kids, right basically,
you know, And I'm gonna post this because I think
it's just kind of funny. The first one is that
ninety five percent of the time a cat will take
care of it itself. And the second is a good
cat can be litter trained in a matter of weeks.
You have to clean the box, but that beats dirty diapers,
all right, not as good as the first one. Then
the third is in their teenage years, a cat is
never going to tell you that they hate you and
you ruin their life before going out to break curfew
and sneak alcohol or with drugs. Also, the fourth one
is no one ever spent six figures sending their feline
to college. That's my favorite one of them all and last,
but not least, number five. Even a mean cat will
never shame you for not having a kid or suggest
you deserve higher taxes for being a fur parent, though
they won't hesitate to look at you like you're a
pile of shit on the side of the road as
soon as you're five minutes late with third breakfast, but
you know you should have done a better job being
on time anyway. So that those are the five ways
that cats are better than children. And I just thought
it was extremely funny, and being that we're always so
serious on the show, I thought it'd be a little comical.
So thank you Cheyenne for that.
Speaker 2: Here's what Jesse Waters had to say last night on Fox.
Let's take a look at Jesse Waters intro Let's play
this clue.
Speaker 6: So how do they distract us from talking about our record?
They're accusing jd Vance of having sex with a couch,
not on a couch with a couch.
Speaker 7: It's a weird thing to do, and now they're calling
them weird. Our eyes are wide open and if you're
going to accuse someone of having sex with a couch,
you better have video.
Speaker 2: That is how Jesse Waters started the segment. Now we
know that.
Speaker 4: Shade before you get into it. The funny thing is,
if you have to defend it, that's a problem in
and of its I mean, nobody's ever accused you of
having sex with a couch, right.
Speaker 2: No one's ever made thatation, Michael.
Speaker 4: My point, My point being, if you have to defend it,
you know that there's an issue, plain and simple, and
it's just weird.
Speaker 2: We've been calling out the weird GOP now for what
four years here. And one of the things I said,
because I'm not a political person. I interned on the
Hill when I was in college, and I gave Capitol
Hill tours. But that's the extent of my you know,
real involvement in politics. So when I stepped into this,
I thought I had to like pick a team, right,
I thought, I'm this team, I'm that team. I knew
right away I was repulsed by Maga. But then it
became clear to me that maga and conservative are not
the same thing. And the language that the media was
using to refer to in these Maga Republicans as conservative,
I'm like, they're not conservative, like they're weird. And my
political journey made it very clear that what I was
focused more on was the human element of this versus
like the teams of it, and the pro democracy lined
up more with the Democratic Party, and you know, certain
values and principles that matter to me. But one of
the things we were always focusing I'm like, this isn't
like a political thing, Like what they're talking about in
this right wing echo chamber is weird. So this is
a video we did about two and a half years ago, Michael,
when we called it weird GOP and it holds up
to this day. You all may remember this video. Let's
play the.
Speaker 8: Problems are a weird political part emin Ms will not
be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing,
until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink
with any one of them.
Speaker 9: These twenty six q Andon people.
Speaker 3: Q is the Patriot Q and on believers lined up
on the Grassy Nol It's the site of the JFK assassination.
Speaker 7: They believe that the president's late son JFK.
Speaker 4: Junior would miraculously appear.
Speaker 2: And that he would help Donald Trump take back power.
Speaker 7: I want to talk about the real pandemic child sex trafficking.
Speaker 4: By putting masks on these kids' face.
Speaker 1: You guys support sex trafficking.
Speaker 10: How bad?
Speaker 1: I got no not say it's not necessarily the extreme.
Speaker 8: I mean, these are people that talk about chestical canning,
testical tanning.
Speaker 4: It's testical tanning.
Speaker 1: Gaps of viewers right now are like, what, that's protestical team.
That's crazy.
Speaker 7: But my view is okay, testosterol levels and crash and
nobody says anything about it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 8: By and large, a large part of the Republican Party
is just out and out weird. Then all of a
sudden you get invited to it, like well, hey, we're
going to have kind of a sexual get together at
one of our homes.
Speaker 1: You should come, And then you realize I'm asking you
to come.
Speaker 4: To an orgy.
Speaker 9: You got a lot of really crazy pieces.
Speaker 2: The front runners of the Ohio Republican Senate race got
into a heated fight when do we invade Australia and
free and oppress people.
Speaker 4: In Florida, the state Education DEPLOPMA rejected more than fifty
Mouth textbook for promoting critical race theory. The Democrats are
the party of princess predators from Disney.
Speaker 11: Disney stepping in saying, you know, in every episode now
they're gonna have Mickey and Pluto going at it, like really,
nor Disney World.
Speaker 4: The antidote that we've seen out.
Speaker 5: Is you're in there.
Speaker 2: Satan's controlling the church, calling gingerbread men a gingerbread person
when obviously they're men.
Speaker 8: Mister and missus potato head, doctor Seuss, doctor SEUs, doctor Seuss.
Speaker 4: When they say the noise courses cancer so absolutely normal.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're really like odys.
Speaker 2: That was the epiphany I had, you know when we
stepped into politics, was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's that's called weird. It's just not even a It
shouldn't be a political party. All the marria should look at.
Speaker 4: That and go what yeah, And instead they're not looking
and saying what they're looking in saying oh, yeah, I
could support that, I support Donald Trump and the GOP.
I'm maga. When you let me be very clear, these
folks that are walking around with these Maga hats and
so on. All you're doing is telling the world that
you're a racist. All you're doing is telling the world
that you're sexist, that you're a misogynist, that you're a xenophobe,
a homophobe, and islamophobe and anti Semite. It's it basically,
the maga hat. The Maga flag has replaced the Confederate flag.
So instead of now seeing the American flag on one
side of the Ford f one fifty pickup truck and
a Confederate flag on the other side, now you see
the American flag on one side and a Maga flag
or a Trump twenty twenty fourth flag. It's the same
thing on the other side. That's that's what it become.
And they want you to know who they are. They
want you to fear them, though there's no reason to
fear them. They're all a bunch of talk with with
with no brains with in which to execute anything anyway. Now,
sure you'll have your lone wolf like this idiot that
decided to take a shot at Donald Trump at that rally.
That's a whole nother story. You know. They keep calling
it as an assassination, you know, conspiracy or an assassination attempt.
This is one lone wolf doing something despicable, stupid, you know,
an American, et cetera. But this wasn't a plot, which
is the way that Fox and o An and Newsmax
and Trump's social media platforms that they're trying to put
out that there was a plot to kill Donald Trump,
a plot, A plot some fucking idiot twenty year old
kid who you know with a ladder and a rifle.
I mean, come on, you know there's no plot that
was here. This is just and again, why are they
doing it? I don't know. Just everything that they keep
doing is just stranger and stranger, from the boats to
the batteries, to the sharks, to the electrocution to being
eaten by sharks as opposed to being electrocuted, to racism
and mountain and dyet mountain do not even regular mountain
do diet mountain do? I think it just goes on
and on and on. They're just they're just fucking weird.
So that's really what MAGA now stands for. It's just weird.
Speaker 2: Our editor in chief Ron Philipkowski posted the following yesterday.
He just wrote, I remain confused by this idea of
Trump and Trumpers that this incident, the shooting incident, is
going to win the election for them. A Republican kid
clipped his ear. Everyone in the country saw the pick.
It was on every single news channel in America NonStop
for days. Trump thinks that if people see it more,
he wins. And that is profoundly weird because one of
the things that Donald Trump keeps on posting, he says
like Facebook has just admitted that it wrongly censored the
Trump attempted assassination photo and got caught. Same thing for Google,
they made it virtually impossible to find pictures or anything
about this heinous act. Both are facing big backlash over
censorship claims. Here we go again, another attempt at rigging
the election. Go after Meta and Google. Let them know
we are all wise to them. We will be much
tougher this time. Maga twenty twenty four. So to your point, Cohen,
a plot by a lone wolf, twenty year old, disgusting
human being who was shot and killed after he did
the assassination attempt. This disturbed individual, he's a Republican, right
he had Trump signs on his yard. It's still a
very serious issue, right, I mean, whether the bullet grazed
or a fragment or metal or it's still a very
serious issue. But why does MAGA then have to be
like they were coming after him and make it into
a deranged conspiracy and then say, well, now they're rigging
the election. Now Google and Meta they're involved in a
plot with the FBI director who Donald Trump appointed to
try to stop Trump by not showing photos of the shooting. Like,
what are you even talking about?
Speaker 4: They're not talking that's the problem. They're not talking about
anything because ben they have nothing to talk about. That's
whole issue. They Donald doesn't want to talk about the economy.
He doesn't want to talk about Russia and Ukraine. He
doesn't want to talk about Israel and Tamas or now
the you know what just took place in the Golan Heights.
You know, he'll make these very profound global statements. Oh
you know, you know I'm against I'm against shooting of
the of rockets into Golan Heights? Are the killing? Good
for him? Thank you for doing that, right, It's very
much appreciated. But now now here's the tougher question. Because
I hope that we all believe that firing rockets into
a playground area or a soccer field and taking the
lives of innocent children on either side of that border
is wrong. It's fundamentally wrong, all right. He has no
answer as to what needs to be done, what could
be done, what should be done to correct the situation.
And it doesn't stop there. It stops with every single
thing that he touches. When he turns around and says,
we need to build the wall, we need to round
up you know, these ten million illegal you know, immigrants
that are in the United States, some of whom already
are citizens or they have green cards, doesn't make a difference.
He doesn't believe that they went through the process correctly,
that we need to build internment camps. What these are?
What these are just again racist tropes, They are immigrant
phobic tropes. Why because it plays to his base, And
you know what, Ben, that's all he's got, and it's great.
It is repulsive.
Speaker 2: It's a great point that he doesn't want to talk
about issues. So if he can focus on whatever culture
war or distraction and make it about that, he can
just try to be in news cycles without actually answering, well, hey,
what's your healthcare policy, what's your infrastructure plan? What's your
plan for veterans? Because there is none, and if there
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me just show you some of the latest polls. This
has Donald Trump melting down. The latest red Field Wilton
poll has Vice President Kamala Harris up to in a
general election. You have the Florida Atlantic Main Street USA
poll also has Vice President Kamala Harris up to and
then when you go into some of these swing states,
like this new Pennsylvania poll by Susquehanna, one of the
better polls in Pennsylvania, Vice President Kamala Harris is almost
leading outside of the margin of era. She is up
four points there. Right now as we are live, you
have jd Vance is actually competing with our live right
now one hundred and eighteen people are watching the Shady Brother.
Speaker 4: That's because you get the truth over here. That's a
mics touching itek.
Speaker 2: You do in the Hull compression. And it is worth
mentioning over and over again when we talk about the
weirdness of this GOP, how strange it is the fact
that on the main night of the Republican National Convention,
that's like, that's the big night where you bring out
who is it that represents the future of your party?
That is a statement speech, right, Like, that's we've looked
back historically at that night, the final night of the
Republican National Convention. So Donald Trump brings out Hulk Hogan,
and Hulk Hogan gives the speech where he rips off
his shirt and is.
Speaker 12: Like, oh yeah, oh yeah, the Holkster's here, and the
Holster is gonna He's gonna rip you to shreds if
you don't vote for the Trumpster.
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there and I am watching this thing,
and I feel like I am alone in my mightas
Mighty Island, and everybody else has become like I don't
even know what I'm like.
Speaker 4: Please, Ben, Ben, you got to tell the truth. Though
he was by himself watching the show, holding onto his
whole Colgan pillow that he had when he was like
nine years old, right, you know what I'm talking about.
And he was sitting there and it was like, you
know what, no more pillow for me. I mean, that
was the stupidest, weirdest thing I have ever seen in
my entire life.
Speaker 2: And then the corporate media that had to cover it,
they were acting like it was normal. They were like, well,
hul Holgan just delivered a very powerful speech on the
floor here in Minnesota. I'm like, what a powerful speech.
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: In my life. When we talking, I couldn't believe it too.
And they were like, one of the most powerful speeches
tonight came from Hulk Colgan, who was there representing Donald Trump.
And in this speech, and you're sitting there, you're like, wait, wait,
you're joking, right, I mean, we're talking about a character
who represents fake wrestling. Not that he's not athletic, don't
get me wrong, not that for his age or any age.
By the way, he's in great shape. Nobody's talking about that.
But we're talking about whoever thought that you would see
a WWE character, which is what he is, a WWE
character on the stage for an election, an RNC election night.
I mean, this was just you know, this was just weird.
I mean, it's it is the right, It is the
right word to constantly use. This is just weird shit.
You know.
Speaker 2: One of the other things I've used to describe these
rallies is WWE cosplay fascism. So for those who have
watched beat Down and the Midas Touch Network for four years,
I've been saying, that's WWE cosplay fashion. And then he
brings on a WWE cosplay fascist performance at the Republican
National Convention. I'm like, this is it's almost worse than
fascism because they're fascist like fanboys. They're like wannabes, and
they look up to the Vladimir Putins and the Kim
jong Unds and the people of that ilk and they
think that's like good. It makes it, it makes it
even worse.
Speaker 4: Than my mind.
Speaker 2: New polls just coming out, Michael Cohen, This is from Bloomberg.
Vice President Kamala Harris wipes out Donald Trump's lead in
all battleground states. She's up in Michigan, She's up in Arizona,
up in Nevada, up tied in Georgia, and just down
two in North Carolina. So if things stay the same
Michael Cohen, that's going to be a very strong victory
for Vice President Kamala Harris. And more breaking news as
has just been unearthed moments ago by Vice President Kamala
Harris's team. Let's play it. This just dropped moments ago.
Let's play the clip.
Speaker 13: But you know what I find so disturbing about this
is if you think about the modern Democrat Party, not
the older guys, the Clinton's, the Bernie Sanders, the Joe Biden's,
but think about Kamala Harris, Pete Budagi, AOC.
Speaker 4: All of these people.
Speaker 13: It's like a party where the next generation of leaders
none of them have kids, right, And look like, I
understand some people don't have kids. There are health reasons,
there are other reasons people don't have kids, But the
entire Democrat Party is like this childless cabal of people
who don't really care about the future.
Speaker 4: And when you call that out, they get.
Speaker 13: So alienated and they get so angry at you that
they just start throwing words like racist around.
Speaker 4: And I think that's what's really going.
Speaker 2: On unearthment me.
Speaker 4: Let me say, let me just by saying, to all
of the folks that are out there, despite the fact
that I'm the Democrat virtually my entire life, I apologize
really to the American people on behalf of jd. Vance
for his stupidity, his ignorance, his buffoonery, and for just
being an all around fucking prick. There's no that, there's
nothing else that we can do other than to excuse it.
He's just a dumb prick, plain and simple. As my
grandparents would turn around, He's just the fucking Putts. That's
what they would turn around and say, is our fucking Putts.
He he is who he is. And the fact that
Kamala is only up by two three points four points
in some places is shocking to me. When you're dealing
with two buffoons on the other side. Boo, it's not
just one. Well Michigan, she's got a hefty lead there
in that poll. And here again it's you know, plus
two plus three. I don't understand. I don't understand what
these people are thinking. It makes no sense to me
at all. Let me go one step even further. Something
that Donald Trump himself came out and said, in one
of his rallies just the other day, he turned around
and he said, when he was talking to a bunch
of Christians, he goes, I love the Christians. Love the Christians.
He goes, you know, you gotta vote for me. Christians
have to vote for me. And if they vote for me,
you don't have to worry. You'll never have to vote again.
And so on. Do you not understand that this buffoon
just told you what is in the back of his mind.
It's not as if he's just randomly talking. It's again,
he has diary of the mouth. He doesn't know what
to say, so he says, whatever's in the back of
his head.
Speaker 2: Hey, Michael Cohen, let me show that clip right here.
We have it just so people can see exactly what
he says. Let's play that clip, Jeremy.
Speaker 1: And again, Christians, get out and vote. Just this time.
You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years.
You know what, it'll be fixed. It'll be fine. You
won't have to vote anymore, My beautiful Christians. I love
you Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you. Get out.
You gotta get out and vote. In four years. You
don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed. So good,
you're not gonna have to vote.
Speaker 2: We'll have it fixed. You're not gonna have to vote. Listen, Christians,
last time you will ever need to vote. But by
the way, Michael Cohen, that was not on any a
one newspaper at all. How could that not make the
front cover? Hey, in a major political party, it's leader.
Is that he wants to fix the election so that
there's no more elections.
Speaker 4: Something that I've said to you and Tour Brigader so
many times already. Now, there was a there was a
sentence or a statement that was made by Putin that
Donald thought, and you've heard me say this before. So
it's not that I'm saying it because it's expedient, that
it's suited for this occasion. No, I've said it so
many times before. He used to repeat this one statement
that Putin put out, which is it doesn't matter who
you vote for. All that matters is who's counting the vote.
And that's what he's talking about in this clip that
Ben just showed for me. That Ben, you took the
words right out of my mouth. I was going to
turn around and say, how is it that nobody is
talking about this. How is it that nobody is yelling
from the rooftops that the nominee for one of our
two political parties is telling you vote for me in
twenty twenty four. You're never gonna have to vote again.
We're gonna have it so fixed, so fixed, so fixed.
You know. I don't understand why that's not, as you
just said, on the front page of every newspaper, Why
it's not on the front of every single digital paper,
Why it's not on the front of every single digital platform,
Why every single television station is not running that twenty
four to seven. In fact, I'll go one step even further.
I don't understand why an ed has not already been
put together by Kamala Harris's team and just put it
out there and every single day, every day at six am,
hit the fucking end the button and send the same
video out to every single person every single day. And
the very last line in there, if you care about
our Democratic Republic, vote Harris twenty twenty four, plain and simple.
Speaker 2: I give you these data points though, Michael Cohen two
point seven million, that's the number of subscribers to the
Midas touched YouTube channel. We hit two point seven million
moments ago during our live four billion. We've gotten over
four billion views over the past two and a half
years here at the Midas Touched YouTube channel four billion.
And the reason is is because we talk about these
things and people realize, hey, corporate media, you're gonna talk
about it. No, okay, you know we care about these things,
and they're talking about it over here at the Midas
Touch Network. So we're gonna go there so that we
could actually get data points and information like, look, we
prepared this video about Donald Trump's steep cognitive decline that
corporate media still refuses to talk about. Let's play it.
Jeremy and my stupid people.
Speaker 14: When I wanted to refute it, they said, sir, don't
dignify it with a refuddle.
Speaker 9: Have you been noticing peculiar behavior recently in someone you know,
chared eyed by rat, someone who mixes fiction and reality,
the late.
Speaker 1: Great Hanibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man.
Speaker 9: Perhaps someone of advanced age you have known for years.
Speaker 14: Did you just see Maduro Venezuel Although it's a unbelievable venel.
Speaker 9: Of course, we all have our goops, but consistently odd
behavior can be a sign of fronto temporal dementia, a
degenerative disease of the frontal and temporal lobes of the
brain that dramatically impairs cognitive function, and there are some
key signs to look out for, like slurring words.
Speaker 14: Failing New York Times by an anomous really anomous.
Speaker 9: Struggling to find the correct words is another sign the mulor.
Speaker 14: Report, I wish covered the oranges, the oranges or the
oranges of the.
Speaker 9: Investigation. You may also notice someone veering into incoherent ideas
detached from reality.
Speaker 1: You know what I'd do if there was a shark,
or you get electrocuted. I'll take electrocution every single time.
I'm not getting deer the shark.
Speaker 9: Or an inability to complete simple sentences.
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabian Russia will.
Speaker 9: Repeat to other Notable symptoms include impaired motor function, such
as a wavering limb and decreased balance, often accompanied by
a signature lean or arched stance. If someone you know
is demonstrating several or all of these symptoms, they are
seriously unwell. As a matter of safety, they must be
relieved of critical responsibilities and disqualified from any position of authority. Remember,
fronto temporal dementia is a degenerative disease. Cognitive function will
never return and will only deteriorate further. Don't ignore the signs.
Speaker 2: I want to remind everybody about Michael Cohen's ut channel
at the Michael Cohen Show. That got over one hundred
thousand subs there in under thirty days, So make sure
you subscribe. It's at the Michael Cohen Show. Tell others
about the Midas Touch Network. Don't worry, we still have
a lot more show to go. Want to talk about
Vice President Kamala Harris going on the offense. She says
that she's going to show up to these September tenth
debate on ABC and she will debate an empty podium
and call out Donald Trump as a coward if he
refuses to show. Let's talk about that. Let's take our
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Speaker 2: A new pole just dropped over the over the brig
Kamala Harris up eleven in Michigan, according to the Morning
Consult Paul in Michigan up eleven and this is one of.
Speaker 4: The console Paul. It's a very it's a legitimate, Paul,
it's a poll legitimate. Who is.
Speaker 2: I want to show you this though, because doesn't this
tell you who Donald Trump is? I mean, this is
from the events that he was speaking at where he
constantly would give shout outs to Laura Lumer and Laura
Lumer far right wing extremists. She follows Donald Trump around
from event to event. She's got like a front row
seat there. At the Republican National Convention, a whole ca
logan was ripping off his shirt. Donald Trump constantly praises
her in speeches. She may get a cabinet level position.
She definitely would have a major position in a Trump administration.
I think that's undisputed and there's really not anyone Donald
Trump praises more than her. He tells people, you're getting lumured.
He did it again this weekend. Let me just show
you what he said. Let's play this clip.
Speaker 1: Really take in the country by storm.
Speaker 14: Very powerful person, very strong person, very courageous person, a warrior.
Speaker 1: Laura Lumer, Laura, where are you? Thank you Laura, Great
job you da.
Speaker 4: And here are the types of despicable human Just a
despicable human being.
Speaker 2: Well, she's been posting stuff like this over and over again,
and it's hard for me to even read this, but
I have to report the news and what it is
that she's saying. So she says all this stuff and
then Donald Trump reposts her. She says things like, I'm
happy to see Joe Biden suffering. It makes me happy
to know he's going to have a terrible time in
his final days in office. I'm happy his wife gets
to watch him rot away like the trash pile he
is and always has been. Today is a very satisfying
day for me. Here's what she says about Vice President
Kamala Harris. Did you know that Kamala Harris was once
an escort and that she got her career started. Giving
jeeves is another word for Earl Sex to be successful
to rich black men. She sucked. I don't even want
to read the rest of it. But she's been saying
posts like this, and then Donald Trump then says she's great,
she's doing fantastic work. And again another corporate media foul.
How do you how do you not call that out?
I mean, he's clearly praising her like this.
Speaker 4: She's a trash bag. Is that's the only thing. She's
just a trash bag.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, you don't exactly well, while she
doesn't do the attempt, he deserves to be called out
for adopting what she is saying as his own, which
shows you the type of people he surrounds himself with
and the type of decision making that's happening. What do
you make of Vice President Kamala Harris's move though, saying
all right, you can unilaterally cancel debates Donald, but I'm
I'm going to be there. Remember when Senator Assov debated
the empty podium in Georgia, then he called out Chicken
Purdue for not showing up. David Purdue, what do you
think is going to happen on September tenth, Michael Cohen.
Do you think Trump shows up or she will debut
an empty podium?
Speaker 4: No. I think he realizes that it's too close to
the final days of the upcoming you know, to the election.
It'll be about five weeks out. There's not enough preparation
at not enough preparation. H that's for sure. But there's
not enough preparation that Donald can do in order to
get himself comfortable that he could stand his own. The
best he could do is a equal, not a win,
because he's not going to win in the debate against
Kamala that's just not going to happen. The best he
could do would be to hold his own. But here's
the problem. She's not Joe Biden. She comes from a
different generation. She comes from our generation where there's a
certain way about us. We're not there to listen to
the bullshit, and we're just as happy to revert back
to our earlier years right when you have to attack
somebody for life. And she is spot on, She knows
her facts, she is great memory. Recall, every time he
says something, she's going to pounce on him, and he
knows it. So instead he's going to look to turn around,
and he's going to try to come up with the
thing that there's no reason for me to debate her,
that she's not worth it, she shouldn't be even the
nominee that Joe Biden Chicken doubt, YadA, YadA, YadA. And
he's going to say, I have more important things to do,
to talk to people, you know, who are our voters,
the and this is all the waste because everybody's against him.
He'll make up a thousand and one different excuses why
not to And I hope and I pray that they
continue to do those debates. In fact, right after the
September tenth debate, where it will be Kamala talking to
an empty podium, I think what she should do is
come out with one of those cardboard cutouts of Donald
and have him stand there. The same way that there's
this fool in a in a Bentley convertible that drives
around and he has a Donald life size statue or
a mannequin in his car and he drives around with this.
It's the week. Here we go again. It's fucking weird.
It makes no sense, you know. Look I talk about
all this, by the way, bent on you know on
my midas on well MIAs is though I'm hosting it now,
but my Maya Kulpa podcast, the one with the blue background.
I have an incredible guest on right now with dropped
this morning, actually yesterday, Susan Kiempoor and she's a BBC journalist.
I got her. She's in Cyprus right now. It is
truly an incredible conversation because she's non partisan. She's absolutely
it's a Bentley, not a Roles, okay either one. She's nonpartisan.
But it is an hour long conversation very much like
what Ben and I do here, where we just smack
it home. There's no bullshit. You're not getting innuendo, you're
not getting speculation. What we do is we take the facts.
We take the facts, and we run with it. And
I run with it based upon my decade and a
half relationship to this man, to this guy who has
become legitimately the worst version of himself imaginable. I mean,
he's so he's so out of touch with even himself.
People who know him, know him well, are all saying
the same thing. It's just not the same Donald Trump.
He was always sort of like that. We'll call them.
Speaker 10: He's just become like a villain. I mean, he's become
the villain of the story. And let's not let not
let him make the story about America. All right, That's
the one thing we have to ensure that we don't
that he's not the villain of the American story, meaning
that we don't end up losing our democratic republic, that
our constitution, all right, the most important, the most important
document that we have that makes us who we are.
We cannot, under any circumstance allow him, seriously, we cannot
allow him to interfere in what we know is right.
Speaker 2: Here was Donald Trump. He went on Laura Ingraham yesterday
and she said, well, then why not debate her? Here
was Donald Trump's response, let's play it.
Speaker 14: I want to do a debate. But I also can
say this. Everybody knows who I am, and now people
know who she is. She's a radical left lunatic, she'll
destroy our country.
Speaker 1: She wants open body debater.
Speaker 14: Well wait, but because they already know everything, and.
Speaker 4: Now instead of debating, can we break that down for
just two seconds? Ben, what do they know? What do
any of us, including the mag of trolls and that
want to sit here in our comments. What do they
know about Donald Trump's border policy? What do they know
that he wants to round people up and put them
in in tournament camps. Can you imagine Ben, how that
debate would go. And that's why all he can do
is throw out these sort of general things. Oh, she's
a left she's a you know, she's a lefty loser,
she's a you know, she's a radical left. You know
she wants open borders. No, she doesn't. That's another lie,
and she'll call him out on it, you know.
Speaker 2: And here's what he's doing now, like just throughout the day.
It's post post post post post, post, post, post post,
and it's posts like this which are just so bizarre
enemy of the people, and he like reposts like q
andon type accounts on his social media platform. You know,
it's the behavior is weird and like no offense to babies,
because babies act more mature. It's just like it's like
it's just weirdos stuff. It's like, you're supposed to be
the leader of a major political party. At a bare minimum,
you should behave like a mature adult and carry yourself
a certain way and act civilly and responsibly like he
could not get a job with that behavior at any place,
whether it's a for profit nonprofit, if he behaved that
way at a social organization, unless it was weirdos are us,
You'd be like, this person needs to get out of here,
like restraining order stuff, like get this person out of here.
You know, someone who's found liable for sexual assault. Imagine
someone found liable for sexual assault applies for a job period,
get alone the CE position. Then layer on top of
that convicted felon, and then there's audio of the individual
bragging about sexually assaulting women. Someone who's bankrupted like five
to seven different entities you know, over time, and whose
companies have all been destroyed over and over again. And
this is the person that MAGA Republicans want to give
the nuclear codes to. Now compare that to this the
Biden Harris record right here, which I think is always
important that we talk about as well, because it's significant.
Most Americans in twenty twenty four working ever, most new
factory construction ever, booming economic growth record, high, stock market
up sixty percent, wages growing faster than inflation. Inflation, by
the way, is down to the FED target capped insulin
prices at thirty five dollars for seniors, record high US
oil production, new veterans health law, new infrastructure law, air
travel at record high, inflation down to two point seven percent,
violent crime down, gas under three dollars. America is kicking
ass or, as Governor Josh Shapiro of the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania says, stop shit talking America, stop it and cut
it out. There's a lot that needs to be improved.
We get that, but we love our country, we love
our flag. Stop shit talking the United States of America.
MAGA and Donald Trump give you the final two finger
salute opportunity right now.
Speaker 4: Michael, you know, the problem again is that there's so
many people who deserve the two fingers salute. But I
just can't stop thinking about this childless cat lady comment
by Shady Vance. It it really it bothers me to
my core. And you know, I know many women who
have struggled with reproduction, and you know, this is a
very personal issue to many different people, and so on
behalf of all of them. I just think it's important
that we just never forget, ever forget what he said
and how he said it, and the attempt to denegrate
all women not just Kamala Harris, but all women. Makes
him absolutely right for today's two fingers salute, So Shady Vance,
fuck you, you scumbag, you fucking butts.
Speaker 2: Shady Vans gets the two finger salute by Michael Cohen.
Once again, Shady Vans gets the two finger salute Michael Cohen.
Great doing Political Beatdown.
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we have that they're Shady Events?
Speaker 4: You have all the couches, that Jennifer convertible, they're all
on strike right now.
Speaker 2: Just leave that upright, Just leave that photo. Just leave
that photo up right there, Jeremy, it's at the Michael.
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