Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with Lenchi Tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right? Hey, reminder, less than
Speaker 2: ten minutes voting. We'll open for this morning. You say
Speaker 2: we play it on the JAR our facebook page. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have Deftones tickets all this week.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Any of you who take the time to have a
Speaker 2: say and you say we play, we'll qualify to win
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets each morning.
Speaker 3: Yep, just like Lyncher said, all week happening at the
Speaker 3: jar Facebook page. Again. That post goes up in about
Speaker 3: ten minutes, right at seven twenty. It'll be there for
Speaker 3: you to vote on for you say we play it,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Let's uh yeah, let's go ahead and do it.
Speaker 3: Fload a man Floa to man, float down.
Speaker 1: Man got to be a flood man. He's got to
Speaker 1: be a flying.
Speaker 3: Event, all right.
Speaker 2: Vlusia County represents, So we're keeping it a local here
Speaker 2: with Florida Man this go around. And I did tell
Speaker 2: you that technically normally this type of quality high high
Speaker 2: bar would qualify for a headline of the week as well.
Speaker 3: Would we have over there?
Speaker 2: Volusha Edgewater man self medicating with beer, stabs sister over
Speaker 2: spilled milk.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is the headline of the week.
Speaker 2: Edgewater man self medicating with beer stabs sister over spilled milk.
Speaker 2: Juwan Hodge is in the Volusia County Lockup without bail
Speaker 2: on charges of attempted first degree murder, kidnapping, inflicting bodily harm,
Speaker 2: terrorizing a victim, and aggravated assault with intent to commit
Speaker 2: a felony.
Speaker 3: Come on, did you know what they say? Don't cry
Speaker 3: over spilled milk and you're stabbing your sister? Edgewater cups say.
Speaker 3: Hodge attack to sister, threatening to kill her and stabbed
Speaker 3: her in the mouth, face, and body. The police responded
Speaker 3: to the incident, she asked him to clean up some
Speaker 3: spilled milk. I guess he lived with her, and and uh,
Speaker 3: where where does the beer and the self medicating come in?
Speaker 3: That that's what he told police he was doing to
Speaker 3: deal with his PTSD. Oh that's not good PTSD. Well no, no, no,
Speaker 3: agree there.
Speaker 2: But then what's even worse though, is the whole self
Speaker 2: medicating part. And then you throw in the with beer part,
Speaker 2: and it's a it's a formula for well.
Speaker 3: This Yeah, recipes for disaster and spilled milk and you
Speaker 3: can get him in jail. Is a bunk made. Whatever
Speaker 3: you do, better have a steady hand with that milk carton.
Speaker 3: There a little straw coming out of it. I don't
Speaker 3: want to spill that. One's gonna lose it. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: You realize you all got any beer in here? Come on,
Speaker 3: I need self medicate. You realize you have had already
Speaker 3: first show of the new year for us, You've had
Speaker 3: and it happened again. Yeah, a Florida man with a
Speaker 3: headline of the week combo, and then there.
Speaker 2: Will be a standalone headline of the week still to
Speaker 2: come in our final idiotology and eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 3: That's why I did not write this one down. It's
Speaker 3: headed on it of the week. I'm checking all the
Speaker 3: boxes that you do.
Speaker 2: Man, you need sell medicare on all cylinders. And it's
Speaker 2: only show one of the new year. Look out, Hey,
Speaker 2: you want to have some funds with states and capitals?
Speaker 2: How many of those do you think you still remember?
Speaker 3: I don't even want to. You know, I'm not good
Speaker 3: with geography at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm sure many of you probably at least
Speaker 2: remember a handful of states and capitals, maybe not all.
Speaker 3: Of them, at a handful of Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just bring this up because kind of a little
Speaker 2: fun lead into one particular. Do you know the capital
Speaker 2: of Vermont? I knew he was gonna do it to me, Vermont.
Speaker 3: I've been to Vermont and on a ski trip where
Speaker 3: I didn't ski and god, hell can they not think
Speaker 3: of it? Not a big Vermont dude?
Speaker 2: So I'm not Pelier, Montpelier, Yes, yes, anyway, A little
Speaker 2: fun fact about Montpelier.
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't know this.
Speaker 2: That is the only United States capital city that does
Speaker 2: not have a McDonald's or Starbucks located within city limits.
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: In fact, there's also no Burger King or Walmart in
Speaker 2: the city either. Yeah, you've been to Have you ever
Speaker 2: been to Vermont? I have been through Vermont. I haven't
Speaker 2: spent any time there.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, and when you go through, you just think,
Speaker 3: I mean it was just like if you if it
Speaker 3: was a restaurant, It was a restaurant.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a fast food joint. Well that's the
Speaker 2: case with Montpelier. You can travel twelve miles away to
Speaker 2: the next town up the road and get pretty much
Speaker 2: any kind of fast food you want that's offered. But
Speaker 2: in Montpelier, they reason that the city itself likes to
Speaker 2: focus on small local businesses versus huge chains.
Speaker 3: Ding ding, ding ding exactly what is said.
Speaker 2: They pride themselves on quote doing things a little differently
Speaker 2: on the way to the local as a way of life.
Speaker 2: On the way from uh my wife's cousins of Boston.
Speaker 2: On the way from there up to Vermont, we stopped
Speaker 2: and it was a cool It was like a little
Speaker 2: locals place, you know what I'm saying, where you grab
Speaker 2: an ice cold beer. Even though it was a craft beer,
Speaker 2: the uh you know craft beer. But even though it
Speaker 2: was that, it was still like no name brand beer either.
Speaker 3: No, it was a cool feel in the place, you know.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, you know, I think I'll have
Speaker 3: a fish and chips and ice cold beer. And I said,
Speaker 3: you know what, cousin's driving another cold beer. Anyway.
Speaker 2: There Quish your coworkers on that one today. Did you
Speaker 2: know Capital of Vermont?
Speaker 3: I knew that one in fifth grade. Yeah, it's mount Failure.
Speaker 3: Did you know that they don't have a McDonald's beer
Speaker 3: or Starbucks. You know what, that's what I did again
Speaker 3: for the New Year. New Year's resolution, no fast food,
Speaker 3: and it's making it easier and easier with the pride,
Speaker 3: I mean, with the prices.
Speaker 2: What hold on a second, how did that end up
Speaker 2: working out last year? Isn't it? Didn't you do the
Speaker 2: same thing last year? I did it, but you you
Speaker 2: had fast food on numerous occasions.
Speaker 3: I did it for Lent. Oh. I did it for
Speaker 3: Lent last year, Oh for just forty days, and two
Speaker 3: years ago, I did it for the New Year. So
Speaker 3: I switch it up. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not going to harp on resolutions.
Speaker 3: If you've got one going, best of luck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, best of luck.
Speaker 3: In other words, that's pat saying he doesn't because you
Speaker 3: don't do him. That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem with anybody who wants to, you know,
Speaker 2: send a new No, No, that's not that's not true.
Speaker 2: I told you last year what what I was trying
Speaker 2: to do. And I think I work on your patients. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not all the way there yet. In fact, I'm
Speaker 2: not even fifty percent of the way there. Baby steps
Speaker 2: made some progress.
Speaker 3: I caught myself a couple of times yelling at another driver,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeh, don't do it, Bob. You
Speaker 3: gotta relax. You're gonna get shot.
Speaker 2: Over the Christmas holiday break, some huge waves at Mavericks
Speaker 2: Bro Northern California, Shaker, Half Moon Bay Bro Shaka, we
Speaker 2: may have ourselves not only a new record, but in
Speaker 2: a oliterated record. Twenty three year old American surfer Mavericks
Speaker 2: is huge named what is this guy? Alessandro Lber caught
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 3: And eight foot wave. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It hasn't been verified yet by Guinness. That's what they're
Speaker 2: waiting on. Did they pull him in on a jet ski?
Speaker 2: In fact, I got him explaining it here and I
Speaker 2: have the video as well, going on on the Jr.
Speaker 2: Facebook page and lynching Taco Ball.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a decision of maybe we should go
Speaker 4: or not. We knew right away we wanted it, he
Speaker 4: said Graveler open.
Speaker 3: He towed me in.
Speaker 4: You're going so fast on those surfboards. You're probably going
Speaker 4: thirty forty fifty miles an hour. And that wave was
Speaker 4: so tall that it was sucking so much water coming
Speaker 4: back at you that it was a weird feeling feeling
Speaker 4: the friction of the water underneath the surfboard. I've never
Speaker 4: felt that on really any other wave that I've ever caught.
Speaker 3: Good God, did you you saw the movie Mavericks right?
Speaker 3: I can't say that I have. I think I remember
Speaker 3: you saying, wow, ten surfer, look at me.
Speaker 2: I'm not even ten percent. Beach can get in the water.
Speaker 2: Ever since Jaws, Dad took me to see Jaws, and we've.
Speaker 3: Been doomed ever since pretty much, I mean.
Speaker 2: Wanted to move to Montpelier immediately.
Speaker 3: After, until he found out they don't have mcd's are rocks.