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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Lenchi Tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right? Hey, reminder, less than

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes voting. We'll open for this morning. You say

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<v Speaker 2>we play it on the JAR our facebook page. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have Deftones tickets all this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Any of you who take the time to have a

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<v Speaker 2>say and you say we play, we'll qualify to win

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of tickets each morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, just like Lyncher said, all week happening at the

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<v Speaker 3>jar Facebook page. Again. That post goes up in about

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes, right at seven twenty. It'll be there for

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<v Speaker 3>you to vote on for you say we play it,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's uh yeah, let's go ahead and do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Fload a man Floa to man, float down.

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<v Speaker 1>Man got to be a flood man. He's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flying.

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<v Speaker 3>Event, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Vlusia County represents, So we're keeping it a local here

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<v Speaker 2>with Florida Man this go around. And I did tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that technically normally this type of quality high high

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<v Speaker 2>bar would qualify for a headline of the week as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Would we have over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Volusha Edgewater man self medicating with beer, stabs sister over

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<v Speaker 2>spilled milk.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that is the headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Edgewater man self medicating with beer stabs sister over spilled milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Juwan Hodge is in the Volusia County Lockup without bail

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<v Speaker 2>on charges of attempted first degree murder, kidnapping, inflicting bodily harm,

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<v Speaker 2>terrorizing a victim, and aggravated assault with intent to commit

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<v Speaker 2>a felony.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, did you know what they say? Don't cry

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<v Speaker 3>over spilled milk and you're stabbing your sister? Edgewater cups say.

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<v Speaker 3>Hodge attack to sister, threatening to kill her and stabbed

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<v Speaker 3>her in the mouth, face, and body. The police responded

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<v Speaker 3>to the incident, she asked him to clean up some

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<v Speaker 3>spilled milk. I guess he lived with her, and and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>where where does the beer and the self medicating come in?

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<v Speaker 3>That that's what he told police he was doing to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with his PTSD. Oh that's not good PTSD. Well no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>agree there.

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<v Speaker 2>But then what's even worse though, is the whole self

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<v Speaker 2>medicating part. And then you throw in the with beer part,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a it's a formula for well.

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<v Speaker 3>This Yeah, recipes for disaster and spilled milk and you

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<v Speaker 3>can get him in jail. Is a bunk made. Whatever

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<v Speaker 3>you do, better have a steady hand with that milk carton.

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<v Speaker 3>There a little straw coming out of it. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to spill that. One's gonna lose it. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>You realize you all got any beer in here? Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>I need self medicate. You realize you have had already

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<v Speaker 3>first show of the new year for us, You've had

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<v Speaker 3>and it happened again. Yeah, a Florida man with a

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<v Speaker 3>headline of the week combo, and then there.

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<v Speaker 2>Will be a standalone headline of the week still to

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<v Speaker 2>come in our final idiotology and eight o'clock hour.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I did not write this one down. It's

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<v Speaker 3>headed on it of the week. I'm checking all the

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<v Speaker 3>boxes that you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, you need sell medicare on all cylinders. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>only show one of the new year. Look out, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to have some funds with states and capitals?

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<v Speaker 2>How many of those do you think you still remember?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to. You know, I'm not good

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<v Speaker 3>with geography at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I'm sure many of you probably at least

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<v Speaker 2>remember a handful of states and capitals, maybe not all.

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<v Speaker 3>Of them, at a handful of Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just bring this up because kind of a little

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<v Speaker 2>fun lead into one particular. Do you know the capital

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<v Speaker 2>of Vermont? I knew he was gonna do it to me, Vermont.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been to Vermont and on a ski trip where

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't ski and god, hell can they not think

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<v Speaker 3>of it? Not a big Vermont dude?

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not Pelier, Montpelier, Yes, yes, anyway, A little

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<v Speaker 2>fun fact about Montpelier.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't I didn't know this.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the only United States capital city that does

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<v Speaker 2>not have a McDonald's or Starbucks located within city limits.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, there's also no Burger King or Walmart in

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<v Speaker 2>the city either. Yeah, you've been to Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>been to Vermont? I have been through Vermont. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>spent any time there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, and when you go through, you just think,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it was just like if you if it

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<v Speaker 3>was a restaurant, It was a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't like a fast food joint. Well that's the

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<v Speaker 2>case with Montpelier. You can travel twelve miles away to

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<v Speaker 2>the next town up the road and get pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>any kind of fast food you want that's offered. But

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<v Speaker 2>in Montpelier, they reason that the city itself likes to

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<v Speaker 2>focus on small local businesses versus huge chains.

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<v Speaker 3>Ding ding, ding ding exactly what is said.

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<v Speaker 2>They pride themselves on quote doing things a little differently

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<v Speaker 2>on the way to the local as a way of life.

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<v Speaker 2>On the way from uh my wife's cousins of Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>On the way from there up to Vermont, we stopped

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<v Speaker 2>and it was a cool It was like a little

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<v Speaker 2>locals place, you know what I'm saying, where you grab

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<v Speaker 2>an ice cold beer. Even though it was a craft beer,

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<v Speaker 2>the uh you know craft beer. But even though it

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<v Speaker 2>was that, it was still like no name brand beer either.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was a cool feel in the place, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, you know, I think I'll have

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<v Speaker 3>a fish and chips and ice cold beer. And I said,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, cousin's driving another cold beer. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>There Quish your coworkers on that one today. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>know Capital of Vermont?

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<v Speaker 3>I knew that one in fifth grade. Yeah, it's mount Failure.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know that they don't have a McDonald's beer

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<v Speaker 3>or Starbucks. You know what, that's what I did again

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<v Speaker 3>for the New Year. New Year's resolution, no fast food,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's making it easier and easier with the pride,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, with the prices.

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<v Speaker 2>What hold on a second, how did that end up

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<v Speaker 2>working out last year? Isn't it? Didn't you do the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing last year? I did it, but you you

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<v Speaker 2>had fast food on numerous occasions.

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<v Speaker 3>I did it for Lent. Oh. I did it for

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<v Speaker 3>Lent last year, Oh for just forty days, and two

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, I did it for the New Year. So

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<v Speaker 3>I switch it up. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're not going to harp on resolutions.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've got one going, best of luck.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, best of luck.

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<v Speaker 3>In other words, that's pat saying he doesn't because you

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<v Speaker 3>don't do him. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no problem with anybody who wants to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>send a new No, No, that's not that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you last year what what I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do. And I think I work on your patients. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not all the way there yet. In fact, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even fifty percent of the way there. Baby steps

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<v Speaker 2>made some progress.

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<v Speaker 3>I caught myself a couple of times yelling at another driver,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, yeh, don't do it, Bob. You

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<v Speaker 3>gotta relax. You're gonna get shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the Christmas holiday break, some huge waves at Mavericks

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<v Speaker 2>Bro Northern California, Shaker, Half Moon Bay Bro Shaka, we

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<v Speaker 2>may have ourselves not only a new record, but in

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<v Speaker 2>a oliterated record. Twenty three year old American surfer Mavericks

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<v Speaker 2>is huge named what is this guy? Alessandro Lber caught

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>And eight foot wave. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It hasn't been verified yet by Guinness. That's what they're

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<v Speaker 2>waiting on. Did they pull him in on a jet ski?

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I got him explaining it here and I

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<v Speaker 2>have the video as well, going on on the Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page and lynching Taco Ball.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't like a decision of maybe we should go

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<v Speaker 4>or not. We knew right away we wanted it, he

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<v Speaker 4>said Graveler open.

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<v Speaker 3>He towed me in.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going so fast on those surfboards. You're probably going

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<v Speaker 4>thirty forty fifty miles an hour. And that wave was

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<v Speaker 4>so tall that it was sucking so much water coming

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<v Speaker 4>back at you that it was a weird feeling feeling

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<v Speaker 4>the friction of the water underneath the surfboard. I've never

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<v Speaker 4>felt that on really any other wave that I've ever caught.

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<v Speaker 3>Good God, did you you saw the movie Mavericks right?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't say that I have. I think I remember

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<v Speaker 3>you saying, wow, ten surfer, look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even ten percent. Beach can get in the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever since Jaws, Dad took me to see Jaws, and we've.

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<v Speaker 3>Been doomed ever since pretty much, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Wanted to move to Montpelier immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>After, until he found out they don't have mcd's are rocks.