Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarttick. You're about to teach your LA's
Speaker 1: glazed by the great Chris Ray, Coach Derek Blackman and
Speaker 1: Tom Sweeny. Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit
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Speaker 2: You see that video of Elmo saying salt and vinegar,
Speaker 2: like he's like a like he's from the Bronx.
Speaker 3: A st vinegar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that, he's it.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's the weirdest characters from the Bronx.
Speaker 2: But well that's well his original Yeah, well it's it
Speaker 2: blew my mind when I first heard it because it's
Speaker 2: just like I've never heard such clear. I've never personified
Speaker 2: Almo to that degree with a.
Speaker 3: Little nigga, little nigga boy from New York. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: it's just like, I mean, he is, but I know.
Speaker 1: Onions, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: I don't even I don't even say it like that anymore,
Speaker 3: which just crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, have you ever said it like
Speaker 1: some of you Easterners turning b into a.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: A lot of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's actually like it's not just now it's Boston Boston,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of England and all it's Northeast. My
Speaker 1: fucking it's like a h I love.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's like even like the reverse where Tesla became Tesla
Speaker 1: some way Tesler, like Trump said that, he says, Tesler
Speaker 1: do ship like that that I've noticed on the East
Speaker 1: Coast don't, even though I don't know why, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess it's the it's the Uh, it's probably the
Speaker 3: overarching like Italian and Jewish, which probably like the dialects
Speaker 3: that like from an informed people.
Speaker 2: It's like a radioactive haze that affects everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you all need to stop it forever.
Speaker 3: Guys speak weird too.
Speaker 1: I don't like the Valley Girl ship that infected the world.
Speaker 3: That at the vocal I have never met the like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like that like that Valley girl.
Speaker 1: Like've never met that I've met that.
Speaker 3: You're lucky I met that.
Speaker 1: You're lucky. I have gone to school with a lot
Speaker 1: of them, I've I've I was briefly dating this girl
Speaker 1: from Texas that somehow and I was like, how did
Speaker 1: you get this? You were born and raised in Texas
Speaker 1: and you have like this media consumption. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know how they put the A at the end
Speaker 1: of everything.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid. Blame Michelle Branch.
Speaker 3: She played a part. She played a part in it.
Speaker 1: Definitely.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, give me an example everywhere.
Speaker 2: A long time ago that went something like I didn't
Speaker 2: go super viable, but I got like it got way
Speaker 2: more than I thought it would do, like five hundred
Speaker 2: k something weird. But I was like, I was just
Speaker 2: I had the lyrics to that song everywhere, and I
Speaker 2: just like recorded as she was playing. I just like
Speaker 2: smashed A at the end of every lyric and it
Speaker 2: works traded inside out so I can see part of
Speaker 2: you that's drifting me when outwake your Is that actually there?
Speaker 1: I swear to God, it's like, literally, why don't ruin
Speaker 1: this song for me? It's a I still love that
Speaker 1: song so that if I start noticing that the room
Speaker 1: she shouted word in the middle, I would That's what
Speaker 1: that would be.
Speaker 3: That's an enhancement, that'd be elevation, Like whoa, I gotta
Speaker 3: buy this cassette.
Speaker 2: Every way to me when that's a good that's a
Speaker 2: good song, man. I gotta say.
Speaker 1: It's a fun song.
Speaker 3: It's funny. What's all a period piece? That's like, that's like.
Speaker 2: It feels like if you was like that was because
Speaker 2: that was what like post nine to eleven, just post
Speaker 2: just post that was like when everybody was like try
Speaker 2: like a nice a nice feeling anyway. Welcome to the
Speaker 2: sar Tank Podcast. Hello, it's me Chris, it's him Derek.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Look at it. Welcome to the Tarkan Podcast.
Speaker 1: Remember shave, you do have to shave. I think you
Speaker 1: should keep it. I'm gonna line it up, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like I have to.
Speaker 2: You should shave exactly half of it so you can
Speaker 2: get into arguments with yourself in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Like me, I like that.
Speaker 3: I pointed him with my thumb because I was scared
Speaker 3: to give it. That meme is so powerful because if
Speaker 3: someone's really mad, like if you're gett an argument on
Speaker 3: Twitter and you post that you ethered him, he's like,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, this guy doesn't care about my
Speaker 3: speech anymore.
Speaker 2: He's such an unremarkable character. But that image of him
Speaker 2: is like that, that image of that image of Ross
Speaker 2: from Friends say and get a load of this N word.
Speaker 2: It's probably like the most potent character in all of
Speaker 2: Friend's history, not Ross himself, but that I.
Speaker 3: Would argue that Ross is actually the only except like
Speaker 3: exemporary person because he's actually like an archaeologist that works
Speaker 3: at a costume.
Speaker 2: In the show, like in the like in the Canada,
Speaker 2: one of his.
Speaker 3: Students, which is kind of weird. I'm don't sure he
Speaker 3: fucked on a students. It was the nineties that no
Speaker 3: one talks about in like you know, but I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure he's the nineties one was doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't well, yeah that's true, but also literally that
Speaker 1: is true, but uh, I didn't I don't know enough.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that, but I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he was dating on his students or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: I think I've only seen earnestly, like maybe like twenty
Speaker 2: episodes of Friends, and that's being like generous.
Speaker 3: I've seen quite a bit of it, but never like
Speaker 3: like like intense, you know.
Speaker 2: It's always been background.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were actually watching a little bit of it
Speaker 1: because so uh shouting nicking Jordan, they let us use
Speaker 1: the HBO Max, So I watched That's where I watched
Speaker 1: the Prian was on, and then we were just checking
Speaker 1: out what else is on there, and so we saw a.
Speaker 2: Big Bang Theory and I was like.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's get let's give it a shot.
Speaker 1: First episode, the pilot or whatever. And you know, it
Speaker 1: took way too long for a real joke to happen.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this is crazy, Like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: compare this to like Friends, Let's see how long it takes.
Speaker 1: It's like immediate immediately. The writers are just like on point,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Like they're like it's a sitcom. People want a joke, right,
Speaker 2: situational comedies or the jokes. The jokes in Big Bank Theory,
Speaker 2: I remember being like just referencing nerd things was the
Speaker 2: joke mostly.
Speaker 1: It's mostly that, And like there was a joke that
Speaker 1: it took way too long to happen where it was
Speaker 1: they were going to go to a sperm bank, I
Speaker 1: think in the first episode and then and it took
Speaker 1: way too long for it to be like gay joke
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think that was fut It was like we were just
Speaker 3: donating sperm.
Speaker 1: They got like scared and left and uh and then
Speaker 1: they had a new roommate's hot chick of course doors open,
Speaker 1: they approach her, which I'm like, Okay, these fucking nerds
Speaker 1: would never just approach a hot ass fucking chick, and
Speaker 1: then she immediately thinks they're gay, which was like that joke.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for that joke to happen.
Speaker 2: Already because but you can see it coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like it happened and it just didn't
Speaker 1: hit as hard. There's a gay we watched It was
Speaker 1: coincidentally a gay joke in Friends, because what's it The
Speaker 1: the two other guys, Joey and the other Chandler, they
Speaker 1: had a baby and they were trying to use it
Speaker 1: to pick up chicks, and then immediately the girls thought
Speaker 1: they were gay, Like oh, where'd you guys adopt it?
Speaker 1: It was still funny, like the comedic timing. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: very different fucking show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also erarors, though it was those errors different
Speaker 3: as well too. It's a look, I'm not a big
Speaker 3: bang theory apologist at all. I fucking despise that show,
Speaker 3: but I think there's there's comedy in it. But the
Speaker 3: problem is that we're all kind of nerdy, so the
Speaker 3: comedy will always look really stupid to us. The nature
Speaker 3: of where we sit in like the things we enjoy.
Speaker 3: It feels like, oh, those are autistic nerds. At this point,
Speaker 3: I'm a regular. Well I'm not that exactly, not exactly.
Speaker 1: Not strong. You're close.
Speaker 2: It's there, it's there, it's there.
Speaker 1: It's there.
Speaker 3: I I've done everything in Silk Song. There's something wrong
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I hate that show. I
Speaker 2: don't even now. It's like if it's if people made it,
Speaker 2: I kind of don't hate it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Now that AI is the thing, now it's like just
Speaker 2: like all right, that's not for me whatever, But like
Speaker 2: there's just so much. Even even Our Raiders has like
Speaker 2: AI in it, which is like crazy to me because
Speaker 2: it's just like that's not this is not like A
Speaker 2: it doesn't need it. It's rude, it doesn't need it.
Speaker 2: It's got AI voices in it. Yeah, it's rude. And
Speaker 2: to call out like oh, wires here on the shelf,
Speaker 2: and it's just like you get a hire a guy
Speaker 2: to do that, you don't need.
Speaker 1: It feels an RPG. It's not an RPG.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not RPG. Where like every end see react
Speaker 2: like that's the thing. It's like I can see AI
Speaker 2: you being used in experimental game design, like like that
Speaker 2: where it's like, okay, you have an RPG where every
Speaker 2: NPC can react to everything you say regardless of context.
Speaker 2: That would be impossible to record, Like it would just
Speaker 2: not be possible.
Speaker 1: So I could see it.
Speaker 2: But like in the game like our graders or you're
Speaker 2: like wires on the floor, it's like just you can
Speaker 2: hire a guy to say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't need to be I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: just really dumb. It's because that kind of a game,
Speaker 2: especially because that kind of a game is so built
Speaker 2: on like communicating with other people. Like it's literally like
Speaker 2: fifty percent of the enjoyment of the game is voice chat,
Speaker 2: and so like, for you to use AI voices in
Speaker 2: a game that's so so reliant on human voices, it's
Speaker 2: kind of crazy. But you know whatever, we're in a down.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's gonna get worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, look I'm glad the games I love never used it.
Speaker 3: I'm glad BG three didn't put any voices in it,
Speaker 3: thank god. Yeah, that would have broke my heart.
Speaker 1: It have been really weird. Too with all of like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're really listening to the players, were making it their
Speaker 1: development along and then sudden fucking carlike Will all just
Speaker 1: AI and it's bad. It's like it's like fucking uh
Speaker 1: they all look like Will Smith eating spaghetti or some shit.
Speaker 2: It's like Microsoft, Sam, Oh, they.
Speaker 3: Just didn't they just didn't care about us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they would be like that.
Speaker 1: Man, bro I got one of my friends. He uh
Speaker 1: it actually slightly depressed me where he's he's he's a
Speaker 1: musician that you know, his band got to Metal Blade
Speaker 1: Records is like the biggest metal record company. Maybe maybe still,
Speaker 1: but uh they made it like I was in his
Speaker 1: band and then later on they got signed, like he
Speaker 1: made it essentially phenomenal musician, tortured artist. And then he
Speaker 1: hit me up the other day and he was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I've always been against AI, but I started fucking with
Speaker 1: the the that AI app that generates music. Yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: you know music, the music one, it's it's similar to
Speaker 1: that name. And he was like yeah, like fucking he
Speaker 1: sent me three tracks and like they were fucking hits,
Speaker 1: you know, and it pissed me off. Yeah, and like
Speaker 1: it really bothered me.
Speaker 2: Well, music in particular is very scientific. It's very like,
Speaker 2: there's a big math kind of thing.
Speaker 3: There's a it's a soign it's like it would be
Speaker 3: the easiest thing to way more of a science than
Speaker 3: people like to admit it is. It is an art,
Speaker 3: but it is also literally a sign.
Speaker 2: There's artistic choices, but it's always like, I mean, our
Speaker 2: ears are our brains are wired to like light, Like there's.
Speaker 3: Math, you know, there's Yeah, I've written why a four
Speaker 3: to four and a four to three sound good to humans? Period?
Speaker 1: Like no matter what.
Speaker 3: And it sucks because you feel like you feel like,
Speaker 3: oh do I even really like this music?
Speaker 1: Or am I being?
Speaker 2: You can't get you can't fall down.
Speaker 3: It's a bad rabbit hole. It's a bad It's like
Speaker 3: why why is everything a sixteen? And then why when
Speaker 3: it's not a sixteen? It sounds bad? And you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: because I'm a dumb monkey. Well I'm a dumb monk.
Speaker 3: Well yeah I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: Ape is still bad too, right, Yeah, it's worse. It
Speaker 1: might be worse.
Speaker 2: It's actually worse because they escape, Yeah that's why I get. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they go through time and everything else's insane.
Speaker 3: That's the same black people were put sent through time.
Speaker 3: Everyone history which.
Speaker 1: Like a creation that was like sent through time.
Speaker 2: And Nick foint, I should make a mode of APIs game.
Speaker 1: That'd be insane. It's just the very beginning of course.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 3: This is someone kneeling on freaking one of the apes.
Speaker 1: Next. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going there necessarily good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were, you were in that ballpark obviously.
Speaker 1: I really was kind of bad. I haven't seen a
Speaker 1: movie in years.
Speaker 3: God, it's so good. Oh my god, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: Did you see.
Speaker 2: It's Vince Gilligan's new show, The Guys did Breaking Bad
Speaker 2: and Better Call It On? It was on Apple TV.
Speaker 2: They fucking got me. I was like, you so far,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: You know she's crazy right now? What fucking welcome to Dairy?
Speaker 3: That show's nuts.
Speaker 1: Oh isn't that that with like Penny Wise is uh.
Speaker 2: What is it his cousin?
Speaker 3: That's not opposite.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man nicols stupid.
Speaker 3: It would be like dime foolish or dollar foolish.
Speaker 1: That's worse.
Speaker 2: I feel no opposite. I think it makes more sense,
Speaker 2: but it's sound. It rolls off the tongue worse.
Speaker 3: Nicchol nicol st Nichols sounds funny only because it sounds
Speaker 3: like the N word. That's the reason why Nichols the funny.
Speaker 1: I don't agree at all.
Speaker 3: I only agree.
Speaker 2: I only agree. Well, look, I forgot to say, like whatever,
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Speaker 1: What was that there?
Speaker 2: You open opening? It's an elixir to make my penis stronger?
Speaker 2: Oh do you need that?
Speaker 3: Wronger, I need to be strong, Not that I need it,
Speaker 3: but it is a strong penis.
Speaker 1: That's one that could lift like your phone when you
Speaker 1: get hard.
Speaker 3: It could rip out your pants when it.
Speaker 1: Like have you seen did you see Conor McGregor's news
Speaker 1: get leaked by Azalea Banks? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would she do that? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's crazy? Oh yeah, when she was uh
Speaker 1: defending the Epstein island ship saying like, look, we all
Speaker 1: when we were fourteen years old, fucked a guy and
Speaker 1: his She was saying all this crazy. She was saying
Speaker 1: basically all this, you know, sagitatory rape stuff that shed
Speaker 1: look not all a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna see there should
Speaker 2: be more than there should be. I would say probably
Speaker 2: a good like.
Speaker 1: Fifteen percent.
Speaker 3: I'll go higher.
Speaker 2: You know, the American popular it's.
Speaker 1: Something crazy, it's something crazy. It's just crazy to also
Speaker 1: defend it, you know, like that's where I'm like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: chill out. But yeah, she so Connor was on one
Speaker 1: I use, a huge drug addict, you know, and just
Speaker 1: does what he wants, and his wife sticks by him
Speaker 1: because she's a fucking you know, she's one of those ones.
Speaker 1: She's she's basically Carmela and and fucking the Sopranos, like literally,
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, it's he fucking sent nudes and then
Speaker 1: one of the nudes fully erected. He's hanging a weight
Speaker 1: from his dick and she shared him and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: how big was the weight? Though I don't remember, but
Speaker 1: I got twenty five pound from your penis. It wasn't that,
Speaker 1: but it was like one of those I think one
Speaker 1: of those circle weights. If I remember correctly, twenty five
Speaker 1: from your dick is a that's a feat. I gotta
Speaker 1: gotta respect words, do it Definitely wasn't that. It was
Speaker 1: probably like two and a half pounds. I'm nothing, I imagine,
Speaker 1: is it nothing? That's a lot.
Speaker 3: That's not nothing. But that's not That's not what I
Speaker 3: want it to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what I was. That's what.
Speaker 3: See that's forty five from his balls is interesting. It's like,
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Forty five What do you saying?
Speaker 3: Just bothered? Bothered on face.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get like Connors. So that's why
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Speaker 2: Oh I see, I see that's fair. I feel it
Speaker 2: every time I take a sip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. Interesting.
Speaker 2: Well you guys want some No, that's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't need a stronger penist. Sub just lead to
Speaker 3: more trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you can keep your ramen noodle fucking
Speaker 1: dick perfectly great. It's long and it's like when I
Speaker 1: roll it up.
Speaker 2: He so, guys, very cool. Trump went to a uh
Speaker 2: what was that a football game?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Washington Commanders. They got changed to the commanders because
Speaker 1: the Redskins is fucked up. All right, Yeah, I forgot
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: Redskins unfortunately sounds cool, but yeah.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Commander is worse in some way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's well, like I command you. It's like it kind
Speaker 2: of implies like a slave relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I command.
Speaker 3: Well they're doing the commanding, not so much they're commanding
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 2: Well they're not though, because they're the coaches the commanding
Speaker 2: doing the commanding commandment. Yeah, Anyway, he was at this
Speaker 2: game and he was giving. He went out he for
Speaker 2: some reason what was he doing? He was like giving
Speaker 2: like some kind of a fucking So it's like, uh.
Speaker 1: You know, uh, it was like in in is that
Speaker 1: the right word in lieu of a veteran's day?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Yeah, that was yesterday. So like he was like,
Speaker 1: but is that the right word in lou Is that before?
Speaker 1: Is that prior? I'm not gonna I'm just gonna retract
Speaker 1: that so prior to you know, And I like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm using that right. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: retract what I said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, that's good.
Speaker 1: So, but yeah, I think in in in relation and
Speaker 1: correlation to it and then so he was doing some
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I gonna decree this that I'm protecting
Speaker 1: this something type of constitutional thing for I think he
Speaker 1: was doing some ship like that he was and he
Speaker 1: was supposed to say his name right like where you
Speaker 1: say I and then always usually in a contract it
Speaker 1: leaves it blank. But for stupid people, it needs a
Speaker 1: parentheses to be like state your name, and Donald Trump
Speaker 1: your name said it. I actually I think if you
Speaker 1: listen really closely, it even adds there's then before state
Speaker 1: your name, he does to be very clear that it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: then state your name. Because he's so stupid it needs
Speaker 1: to be very clear. And he's still fucked it up.
Speaker 1: It is crazy and over a fucking ensemble of booze,
Speaker 1: a choir of booze.
Speaker 2: Beautiful. There was a it was loud. It was like
Speaker 2: very clearly, like is there sometimes where people say like, oh,
Speaker 2: he got booed at this thing and I hear and
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, but I mean there's like a reasonable
Speaker 2: like it's like I don't know, there's more there's it's
Speaker 2: mixed and there's more cheers. Usually this one was like
Speaker 2: show you too, greenshots.
Speaker 1: So there's this one beautiful, that's that's insane.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 1: And then another one. Oh wow.
Speaker 3: That was the guy at the Kirk thing, the guy
Speaker 3: that was like.
Speaker 2: Right there, dude, the fucking the fact that he when
Speaker 2: I heard that, he said, I then state your name.
Speaker 2: I heard somebody say that, and I was like, there's
Speaker 2: no way, Like there's no way, right, like, because that's
Speaker 2: that's comically because that's like cartoon you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: that's how you would write a character and like a
Speaker 2: like a fucking cartoon network Leslie.
Speaker 1: Nielsen The President and Scary Movie exactly, that's exactly. I
Speaker 1: feel like he might have literally done that, you know what.
Speaker 1: That's definitely like a radiant I feel like he probably
Speaker 1: did to the kids. It was something like like you
Speaker 1: read like an empty madlib or something. He's like, I
Speaker 1: will urbue or like like you know the teleprompter and
Speaker 1: it gives you notes in the teleprompter you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to read it, and probably something like that happened. I
Speaker 1: imagine he reads it is like Hi, I'm Donald Trump
Speaker 1: and I'm jd Vance. It really is great. That would
Speaker 1: have me.
Speaker 2: And then I saw I mean I've seen that like
Speaker 2: I've seen some newscasters do that.
Speaker 1: They introduced themselves to each other, and it's always very funny.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, man, Like that was crazy seeing
Speaker 2: it happen. I was like, Yo, you really said I
Speaker 2: Then state your name. It's fucking jaz Man. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you defend it anymore, Man.
Speaker 1: State your name. It's just like it's it seems like
Speaker 1: if I were Maga, I would think this is fake too,
Speaker 1: because it's so You're so used to like, Oh, everyone
Speaker 1: loves my president, he's so great, and then you see this.
Speaker 1: Your president reads the fucking parentheses thing. Everyone's booing.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know what a parenthesis is. I used
Speaker 2: to think like those those reports coming out of the
Speaker 2: White House, where like they were just like Trump can't read,
Speaker 2: and like he needs everything like every speech or like
Speaker 2: every like big document or every big meeting has to
Speaker 2: be like drawn for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've seen those claus and I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how true that is. But then I see things like
Speaker 2: this and I'm like, yeah, maybe it's more possible than
Speaker 2: I ever thought before. Yeah, you know, because I know
Speaker 2: for a fact, like I don't know, we've had we've
Speaker 2: had dim presidents before, you know what I mean? George
Speaker 2: Bush was kind of dim, but I was pretty sure
Speaker 2: that he could read. He was a dim one.
Speaker 1: And he also like I don't remember. I remember him
Speaker 1: trying to remember quotes and fucking them up, Like he
Speaker 1: couldn't say, like, fool me once once. He couldn't.
Speaker 2: He couldn't remember that, can't fool me again, You can't
Speaker 2: me again?
Speaker 1: Like when he not remember that, he can't fool me once?
Speaker 2: Shame on, shame, shame on the fish.
Speaker 1: Hey, she fooled me once?
Speaker 2: If you hey there.
Speaker 3: I think he was clearly a rich kid, and he
Speaker 3: might have been he might have been a cool guy,
Speaker 3: Like I think George Bush might have been a pretty
Speaker 3: decent guy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember he was just he was just like
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, Like most presidents that we've
Speaker 2: had outside of them being president would be normal people,
Speaker 2: and Trump would not be because he would be he would.
Speaker 2: We know what he's like, we know what he's like.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen I've seen conversations with Biden, Like if
Speaker 1: he wasn't deterroorating, he could he could, like I always
Speaker 1: I think of it in a ways.
Speaker 2: Can you hang in a bar, like can you hang
Speaker 2: in a bar?
Speaker 1: Biden would tell stupid stories and people wouldn't understand, but
Speaker 1: you still be like, oh, lovable grandpa, Baby, you still
Speaker 1: be like lovable Grandpa. Grandpa's a little fucked, but he's
Speaker 1: still kind of fun. George Bush, I mean, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: when he's on the golf hot do you remember that
Speaker 1: fucking iconic moment he's on the golf course talking about
Speaker 1: He's basically talking about like terrorism, like where the war
Speaker 1: on terror?
Speaker 2: This and this and man we must and okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and the war on or we must. I don't know
Speaker 2: what he said. Now watch this drive.
Speaker 1: I was like it was a good drive too.
Speaker 3: I was like, this nigga is not dodge that shoe
Speaker 3: and he would have caught it.
Speaker 1: That would have been be engaged to, like this is
Speaker 1: the most funny had in like a while. When the
Speaker 1: first one's thrown, he's.
Speaker 2: Kind of look he's wild after he kind of smuzzling
Speaker 2: like like like he's kind.
Speaker 1: Of wanting more. If he would have waived her like
Speaker 1: like come on, like let's keep it, keep it going.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 3: I think I think most of them, if they weren't
Speaker 3: like by their nature war criminals, psychopaths. I think a few.
Speaker 3: I don't think Reagan would have been. I think Reagan
Speaker 3: is a bad person. Nixon probably too.
Speaker 2: I mean, most of them are kind of awful.
Speaker 3: Jimmy probably famously probably have been.
Speaker 2: Like Jimmy is probably the best one.
Speaker 3: Let's go plant flowers in a garden and and read
Speaker 3: the children.
Speaker 2: He's actually a good dude, it seems.
Speaker 3: Then it's like, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: Brock, Brock's a war criminal. Two.
Speaker 3: It sucks as much as I think Brock might be
Speaker 3: a decent guy, I just I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, pre president, yeah, yeah, and pre president. And if
Speaker 2: he never bothered to see Gobin, yeah, he would probably
Speaker 2: be a chilll guy. I would. I think I would
Speaker 2: probably like Jimmy.
Speaker 1: I'd we'd be talking like, dude, you're getting we'd be
Speaker 1: talking bast about having beer. That's you ever play Escape?
Speaker 1: Playing this new game?
Speaker 3: It's cooled Hollow Night. I'm pretty sure it out. I've
Speaker 3: been been playing Hollow Night. Just came out playing a
Speaker 3: hard game, bro I can't stand to that fucking world.
Speaker 1: Playing Solks on Silk a little a little more difficult
Speaker 1: than Hollow Night. What what? What's with these difficulty spikes
Speaker 1: between games, why can't you keep it? Uh relatively just
Speaker 1: as hard waters?
Speaker 3: Fucking crazy man. I took Michelle's out a cheesecake factory, bitch,
Speaker 3: Ordan four cheesecakes?
Speaker 1: Do you even need them?
Speaker 2: Never I go to the cheesecake and Pourium.
Speaker 1: I'm moret poring kind of guy. I never thought I
Speaker 1: would see from software milking their content. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're not talking.
Speaker 3: We didn't sy anything about that.
Speaker 2: What happened? What do you mean? The Japanese the javan
Speaker 2: State to play I had to sit through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to watch fucking everybody. I was so
Speaker 1: fucking so mad. Did it?
Speaker 3: Did it? Sony acquire firm in a few years?
Speaker 1: They did that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, they own like a steak or something,
Speaker 2: but like they don't own it. Okay, that was like,
Speaker 2: that's that's true, Like that they own like a I
Speaker 2: think like a couple of percent steak and steaks.
Speaker 1: Like like like Trump steaks. Did they like they sold?
Speaker 2: How fucking annoyed would you be if if that was?
Speaker 2: Like we've been talking, like we've only been like tangentially
Speaker 2: aware of like stocks and like how that functions because
Speaker 2: we don't really engage in that kind of ecosystem, and
Speaker 2: then we find out that literally like oh no, when
Speaker 2: we mean steaks, we mean like they cook a steak.
Speaker 1: For every like it's real, Like they're real stakes, Like.
Speaker 3: They give people steaks after they buy stakes, and that
Speaker 3: wouldn't be a crazy things.
Speaker 1: Like oh, how much steake do you have in this?
Speaker 1: And it's like oh, and you finally pay attention. You
Speaker 1: start hearing they're talking in ounces. Yeah, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: like wait, what has it always been this way? Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: I got like about five pounds in front software, Like
Speaker 2: you what is that? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I got port dance, actually got with the porter. You're like,
Speaker 2: I have a If you go to their house and
Speaker 2: they have like a it's like, oh, I've always wonder
Speaker 2: why they have like a suspiciously large fridge. They killed myself,
Speaker 2: but this is stupid.
Speaker 1: Life is dumb.
Speaker 2: I don't want this anymore. That means that means cows
Speaker 2: have to exist for companies to exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for publicly traded.
Speaker 2: Companies, Like what do do Indians trade?
Speaker 1: What do they do? Because like they don't.
Speaker 2: Fuck with cows?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3: They don't fucking they don't. They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't eat them, they.
Speaker 3: Don't eat them.
Speaker 2: They're just walking all over the place and.
Speaker 3: They set How do you guys feel about that?
Speaker 2: About that? Uh, that guy they got in trouble for
Speaker 2: doing the documentary about the poop throwing contest.
Speaker 1: I don't know about this.
Speaker 2: You know. I saw like he did like a documentary
Speaker 2: they have like a manure throwing contest or something in
Speaker 2: India and he documented and it was like, like, uh,
Speaker 2: people are like it's a racist of you to record it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I think the guy may be a
Speaker 2: little racist maybe, but like I mean that's oh was
Speaker 2: he laughing? Or I don't actually you know, I think
Speaker 2: that that Well, yeah, I would, how would want not?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know much about the guy. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't look I'm gonna be honest with I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be straight up. I don't know anything about the guy.
Speaker 2: The guy could be like a hardcore right wing dude
Speaker 2: who like hates Indians, Tommy Robinson or whatever. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: might be a completely reasonable dude who just went there
Speaker 2: and saw this insane thing and recorded. I don't really know.
Speaker 2: It's kind of it's kind of irrelevant because for me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, why is there.
Speaker 1: Why this exists at all? Listen, So does that make
Speaker 1: ninety day fiance the other way racist? Because there there's
Speaker 1: a couple that's living in India and uh me and
Speaker 1: Jojo are judging harshly when oh, we have a new business.
Speaker 1: We have we brought in a priest to bless the
Speaker 1: business by sprinkling cow piss all over the place. Is
Speaker 1: that real? Yes?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, oh, this is cool.
Speaker 1: They said it's sterile, but I'm like, how sterile could
Speaker 1: something be?
Speaker 3: And it'd be a different culture that.
Speaker 1: Is cuts the black guys, cuts them black? Please. Oh
Speaker 1: they You.
Speaker 3: Guys constantly say I'm the worst.
Speaker 1: I did not say anything. You guys constantly say I'm
Speaker 1: the worst one. That was fire.
Speaker 3: Everyone that's watching this, I want you guys to understand
Speaker 3: I would have never said that.
Speaker 1: You would have thought it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I would have thought that. I
Speaker 3: think there is a barrier in my mind.
Speaker 2: I was not expecting it was right there.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, there it is. I got there's
Speaker 1: the joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you gotta sometimes it's like you gotta grab
Speaker 2: before it goes away like a dream when you're waking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahh well either I remember right, don't.
Speaker 2: You remembered it?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, what the were I have not
Speaker 1: said some shit like that in a while. Oh, good joke.
Speaker 3: Terrible persons, terrible.
Speaker 2: David Jaffie, Did you see like he got kind of
Speaker 2: in trouble because what do you say? No, you know,
Speaker 2: I think it's hysterical.
Speaker 1: A lot of people were.
Speaker 2: Gonna get his h up his ass about it, but
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: It is funny.
Speaker 2: It's poorly timed maybe, but like you know how you know,
Speaker 2: there's all these commercials where they go like this is
Speaker 2: an xbox, you know, like, oh it's like a PC,
Speaker 2: or this is an Xbox and it's like a or
Speaker 2: your phone or like a fucking iPad or whatever. It's
Speaker 2: like this is an Xbox because they're trying to push
Speaker 2: the you know, the ecosystem more than the machine. Some dude,
Speaker 2: I guess, uh his I don't know if it's his
Speaker 2: dad or whoever. But someone died and they went to
Speaker 2: the grave and there was like a bunch of there's
Speaker 2: a bunch of flowers and stuff, you know, like the
Speaker 2: standard stuff that you would see a sent grave or whatever,
Speaker 2: and like some I guess someone put down controllers because
Speaker 2: it's like they were game. He was like a big
Speaker 2: game guy, and so I was like, yeah, here's you know,
Speaker 2: here's a system or whatever, and they just kind of
Speaker 2: left it out there. He took a picture of any
Speaker 2: of this whole thing. Javy retweeted as he goes, this
Speaker 2: is an Xbox, which I don't know. I just think
Speaker 2: it's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny, but it is entirely insensive, but especially.
Speaker 2: Because like I don't know anything about that, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know anything about that guy. That guy, like the
Speaker 2: guy who posted it originally, because he could be just
Speaker 2: like completely normal, nice guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he made his father's death a joke though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like that's kind of nothing. I mean, don't Hey, I'm
Speaker 3: no one to judge, because.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I want y'all to like like that one story to
Speaker 1: dynamite my fucking grave if I have one, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I have, because I actually don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: So if I end up having one, you guys have
Speaker 1: a permission. Anyone listening as a permission dynamite my grave?
Speaker 3: Can I piss your grave? Would you be mine?
Speaker 2: No, because I don't want a grave, so please desecrate it.
Speaker 2: Desecreated so bad that they have to take him up
Speaker 2: and move him.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it on purpose, man, I understand that
Speaker 3: I cook with this foot.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying. I'm trying to cook with this foot.
Speaker 1: I ching with this what's wrong? I'm an American man
Speaker 1: that cooks with my foot. Was wrong? I don't understand
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 3: On a tirade lately by Fred, I don't.
Speaker 1: Understand what's going on? What's wrong with what's the wrong
Speaker 1: with me cooking?
Speaker 3: Put my foot in it?
Speaker 1: Like you know, like like Southern people say, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm put my foot in my own mouth. Is that
Speaker 1: what's happening? Yeah? All right, yeah. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything wrong with I don't see any correlation with anything
Speaker 1: else we were talking about. Absolutely right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about anymore.
Speaker 2: There was something else that happened that I can't remember.
Speaker 2: You look like yourself there, man. You look like you
Speaker 2: look like someone was You look like someone coming in
Speaker 2: to be cast as you.
Speaker 3: I have the ability to contort my face. Pretty well,
Speaker 3: it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, oh ship, speaking of a weird faces,
Speaker 1: somebody gave us a no, I'm not doing anything weird now.
Speaker 3: I'm justesting.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I thought you were like, we're just curious. Somebody sent
Speaker 2: us in a good scumbag candidate for you.
Speaker 1: Oh really it looks I like it? Did you do
Speaker 1: you have it on the phone. I don't have the
Speaker 1: image from you have the email on your phone?
Speaker 2: I do my pH Okay, you turn your phones off
Speaker 2: the progress look at that.
Speaker 3: I literally always do that. I've been doing it for
Speaker 3: months now.
Speaker 2: Your watch is on though, right, yeah, oh well.
Speaker 1: Literally there's there's that.
Speaker 3: I literally can't scroll on my watch.
Speaker 2: No, I understand.
Speaker 1: Okay, So but you can get like emergency calls like
Speaker 1: if the house on fire.
Speaker 2: So they sent the candidate for the for the for
Speaker 2: those of you who don't know over on a star
Speaker 2: tank dot shop. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's right. Holidays, I
Speaker 2: have some Christmas designs that I've got in the chamber.
Speaker 3: You know, there's around the corner.
Speaker 2: It will be I mean the designs will be done
Speaker 2: in like a less than a week, I think. But
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a sacred simples one right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that should not wear that during our podcast.
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever, man, idiot, But.
Speaker 1: We're in competition, que.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to save audience clearly the same fucking person.
Speaker 2: You know how I know we don't have the same
Speaker 2: audience because, like I real, I know what the writings
Speaker 2: are like for both audiences, and the writings on Sacred
Speaker 2: are literate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and probably way more mature.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're way more mature.
Speaker 3: How much do you love Megan Man?
Speaker 2: In fact, I love Megan Quine a man.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Shapiro everybody turning on everybody was turning
Speaker 2: on him too, because he was given that he I
Speaker 2: don't know what the context was. He was in some
Speaker 2: like interview, but he was like, if you just can't
Speaker 2: afford a limb somewhere, you should fucking meang. It's not really,
Speaker 2: which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is Uh, he's just not he's not with it
Speaker 1: right now. He doesn't. First of all, he's he's allowed
Speaker 1: racism to thrive under his banner for a very long time.
Speaker 1: And now that it's fighting affecting Jews, now whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Now it's a problem that is that is the biggest
Speaker 1: problem that's happened with that, and that's what always happens
Speaker 1: with like every minority group that does that.
Speaker 2: It's like, but I'm one of the good ones.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, and now Nick Flintes is dominating, dominating, and
Speaker 1: now he thinks it's a problem because Tucker Carlson did
Speaker 1: an interview with uh.
Speaker 3: Wild.
Speaker 1: It's it's almost like, yo, this is he keeps saying
Speaker 1: things like, I can platform whoever I want, you do
Speaker 1: your own interview in a lot of aspects. I agree
Speaker 1: with that, but not with Nick wint has not with
Speaker 1: a person like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the algorithm is huge, Like he pops up on
Speaker 2: my Instagram all the time, and it's usually him making
Speaker 2: like perfect sense because it's like, you know, it's like
Speaker 2: the snippets, they'll snip the parts win you now just talking,
Speaker 2: He'll he'll snip out the broken clock kind of segments. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's never like you know, the the extreme ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the thing that annoys me though they're all
Speaker 1: all of them are aware of it. Tucker Carlson didn't
Speaker 1: bring up any of the extremities, didn't bring up any
Speaker 1: of them. Fucking Megan Kelly, all of them they're all
Speaker 1: aware of how fucked up he is.
Speaker 2: You see Magan Kelly show like he had uh she
Speaker 2: had Ben Shapiro on like some in front of some
Speaker 2: live audience, and he was like, nik Koitte has pretended
Speaker 2: to kill you in grand the thought, Oh, let's take
Speaker 2: a look. And they played the clip behind them on
Speaker 2: stage of Nick Fuentas like gunning Ben Shapiro, Dad and
Speaker 2: grant the thought, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, why would you do that? That's crazy? It is nuts. Megan,
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly's she's a ghoul man. She's she's she's awful man.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it Ben's he's losing cool points because they
Speaker 1: dude you again, just like a lot of people say,
Speaker 1: and I completely agree with this, the conservatives or publicans
Speaker 1: actually say, have always been courting racism, but in a
Speaker 1: very like oh, I'm not like you know, oh using
Speaker 1: words like welfare queen or whatever, you know what you
Speaker 1: were referring to. Sure, they've always been doing this coded language,
Speaker 1: pretending like they're not racist. But and then so now
Speaker 1: Nick fuint is just out and about loud about it,
Speaker 1: and so all of those people are like, oh, finally
Speaker 1: somebody who's not fucking playing footsies with racism. They're just
Speaker 1: championing it because this is what I've always wanted. And
Speaker 1: so Ben Shapiro's like, oops, I need to reel this
Speaker 1: in a little bit. And then they're like, fuck off, Ben,
Speaker 1: fuck off, you piece of shit. Fucking ne Yahu, like
Speaker 1: cocksucking motherfucker, Like they're going crazy, And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what was gonna happen, you bitch fratized with
Speaker 1: fucking bigots.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: They literally they're they're gonna bite you your.
Speaker 2: Age you Yeah, I am very proud. Oh they're oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a pretty good one. That is a fucking scary image. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the context of this was. I look.
Speaker 1: Even better.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I said, I just said interesting.
Speaker 1: What does that?
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3: What I mean by what?
Speaker 1: There's interesting? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have never guessed.
Speaker 2: It's me standing over the camera looking fucking mega mega bunked.
Speaker 3: Like you really like grapes.
Speaker 2: I do like grapes.
Speaker 1: There you go you're talking about I.
Speaker 2: Mean, oh, yeah, the three grapes three we have like
Speaker 2: twelve really, yeah, it's really dangerous tradition where we scarf
Speaker 2: down twelve grapes in less than a minute. But it's
Speaker 2: usually green. I'm a green grape kind of guy.
Speaker 3: I'm I just like grapes in general, like one of
Speaker 3: the consu But to.
Speaker 2: Be honest, I don't really seek them out. I only
Speaker 2: have them in years.
Speaker 1: Got to stop this man, the brain rot people are
Speaker 1: gonna have a field day with this man. But the grapes.
Speaker 2: Just talking about grape? What do you mean what's wrong
Speaker 2: with graping?
Speaker 1: Stop? Oh?
Speaker 2: I just I just got it.
Speaker 1: No you did?
Speaker 3: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just got it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I still, honestly, I don't get I'm a little afraid.
Speaker 2: I have a little secure about.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I swear to god there was something. Oh yeah, Trump's
Speaker 2: did the Fstein files. We knew that already there.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the whole thing. It's like when another
Speaker 1: religious leader gets arrested for cpu or molestation, everyone's like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: it's fucking I gotta catch a train, you know, Like
Speaker 1: it's yeah, there's it's nothing. It's so common, dude, it's
Speaker 1: saddle common. It's people should be like outraged, and people
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, I know, and like, if you know,
Speaker 1: why are you still bringing your kids to them?
Speaker 2: Sometimes It's like it was a video of a Trump
Speaker 2: giving like a I don't know, some something to some
Speaker 2: kid at some event. I saw he walked up to
Speaker 2: him and he's like here you go. He's and the
Speaker 2: kids like I'm honored, sir or whatever, like why are
Speaker 2: you letting my guy next week? You get it all.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, you know, all of them where
Speaker 1: when fucking Biden was like sniffing kids and talking he
Speaker 1: likes them the dog what do you do? Can't be
Speaker 1: around kids ever, that's crazy, Like hearing that shit hair
Speaker 1: is my leg down.
Speaker 2: That story is so Instan was a corn Pop story
Speaker 2: right here talking about his buddy corn All. Godamn corn Pop.
Speaker 1: He was at like some youth's thing. It was like
Speaker 1: it was like a it was like a youth like
Speaker 1: I think, like a minority. I forgot what the event was,
Speaker 1: but there was a lot of black folks there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he was trying to reach out to relatvity
Speaker 1: and somehow did you guys once, hey, some guy with
Speaker 1: a knife try to fight me named corn Pop. You'
Speaker 1: all know what I'm talking about. You know exactly what
Speaker 1: I see you, sir. It sucks because like you look
Speaker 1: exactly like him think of it.
Speaker 3: It is so it sucks because Biden's like clearly a racist.
Speaker 3: But it's like also, like.
Speaker 2: Is he clearly a race I feel like he doesn't
Speaker 2: believe anything he was at I wonder in his younger
Speaker 2: years he.
Speaker 1: Was a racist. But the crime Bill is a big
Speaker 1: tell too. Yeah, you would probably be like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is good. But also I can say, because I know
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people think about like the the
Speaker 1: the Pam bondis, the people like that, the who's the
Speaker 1: Nancy Mays of the World's I think they're like psychopaths
Speaker 1: and they don't really or I can say socio they're bordered.
Speaker 1: They're like I would say more psychopaths because they're executing.
Speaker 3: Horrible things, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if they have like true feelings
Speaker 1: of it's just more of like let's just do let's
Speaker 1: just hurt people because it's fun kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of people it's like
Speaker 1: Pam BONDI fucking blast a fucking dog, right because a
Speaker 1: puppy because it was just being a little bit difficult
Speaker 1: to train, and then she has the fucking audacity to
Speaker 1: be like Hassan shocked the dog of like these people.
Speaker 2: That's that is very funny.
Speaker 1: That's a psychosis. You you are crazy, like these are
Speaker 1: the people we're thought about.
Speaker 2: That the connection between those two things, it's.
Speaker 1: Fucking It's laughable.
Speaker 3: When I've just insane, that's why you're like look like
Speaker 3: obviously like it's like somebody being like, hey man, I
Speaker 3: think this guy and I went to the military's a
Speaker 3: piece of shit for you people, And it's like, you're
Speaker 3: a murderer, Jared, it's alone, you've murdered people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jared having a p s A for like protecting
Speaker 1: kids and ship I'd.
Speaker 3: Be I think the file should be released immediately. And
Speaker 3: someone just strikes him a lightning someone just takes a
Speaker 3: lightning bolt out the sky plucks it out like us.
Speaker 2: It would be I would I would need it.
Speaker 1: We would need that. Hey, how what So what's your bet?
Speaker 1: What's your What do you think? Because I'm sure a
Speaker 1: lot of people are gonna bet on this. Trump said
Speaker 1: he's gonna really he's gonna give Americans two thousand dollars
Speaker 1: because of the tariffs. What are the odds do you
Speaker 1: think that actually happens?
Speaker 2: What does not happen. What do you bet?
Speaker 1: What do you I think?
Speaker 2: I think I can see him doing it in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty six before the midterms. Yea, absolutely, I put one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Down on it that he would do it, just because
Speaker 1: on the off chance that I don't, because because they
Speaker 1: don't believe.
Speaker 2: The thing is crows of circling really bad and he's
Speaker 2: promised that, He's promised a lot of things like that before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's not done it, So like I don't know if
Speaker 2: he's gonna do it. He's gonna do it, he's gonna
Speaker 2: wait before just before the midterms. Absolutely, that would be
Speaker 2: that would make a lot of sense, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: would to any thinking person would register as obviously illegal.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a bribe.
Speaker 1: It's a bribe. But we're in stupid world. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: like everybody's gonna be like, oh cool, they will because
Speaker 1: they did that last time. The only thing people remember
Speaker 1: about COVID and in correlation to Trump, is the checks
Speaker 1: they got right, and they completely after that thought, they
Speaker 1: forget that he was even president during COVID. It's fucking weird,
Speaker 1: you know. It's the ultimate cognitive dissonance. To me, it's
Speaker 1: like people think Biden was president in twenty twenty, which no,
Speaker 1: he won and then he got sworn in in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one, but they somehow think he did the shutdowns
Speaker 1: when it happened during Trump, but they remember the checks
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys are how do you deal
Speaker 1: with that level of cognitive distance stupidity?
Speaker 3: They're not president?
Speaker 1: What do you do with that? You can't do anything
Speaker 1: with it. You just gotta go up your ross poster
Speaker 1: and say, get a load of these inwards. That's all
Speaker 1: you can do. I want that. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a post of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: I will. I've been saying I'm gonna print out some
Speaker 1: fucked up stuff on my tea spring because I don't
Speaker 1: use it anymore. Yeah, So like if it gets if
Speaker 1: it gets new, two gifts a ship, you just make
Speaker 1: Trump twenty twenty eight merch rake it raking a bunch
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 3: I did that for a little bit. That's actually kind
Speaker 3: of not that exact thing, but like I.
Speaker 2: Saw the like like I had some like weird account
Speaker 2: like on red Bubble or something that I forgot about,
Speaker 2: and I just like sold a bunch of Trump stuff
Speaker 2: on it that I made like a couple of grand
Speaker 2: off it, and I was like, all right, funny, I
Speaker 2: don't hear that. It's not a bad I mean, look, man,
Speaker 2: someone's gotta someone's gotta do.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm gonna make.
Speaker 3: So disagree what you doing the same.
Speaker 1: Time someone's gonna do it, it might as well go
Speaker 1: to somebody. We got it. So this is it. This
Speaker 1: is it. So instead of it's saying Trump twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty eight is gonna be slashed out, it's
Speaker 1: gonna say forever.
Speaker 2: Oh good, that's ball money, that's money. Let's get on it.
Speaker 1: We should make it and then just do our taxes
Speaker 1: are paid now, I.
Speaker 3: Don't attach my name to it.
Speaker 1: No, we'll split it.
Speaker 3: We'll split it.
Speaker 2: You're out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 1: No, it should that's an amazing fucking it's not a bat.
Speaker 3: I agree, gonna buy it. You'll make money, Go ahead
Speaker 3: and do it.
Speaker 2: Hey, I want to pay my taxes.
Speaker 3: You know, I know it's I'm not saying it's not smart.
Speaker 2: Once said, you know what, Let you know what, Let
Speaker 2: the Republicans do something for me for once, You know
Speaker 2: what I mean, that's how I feel about it. You
Speaker 2: know what you want your merch go ahead. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna look, it's gonna be the poorest quality.
Speaker 1: Ship. It's gonna be like made it fucking I don't
Speaker 1: even know. It's all hundred percent cotton. But it's also
Speaker 1: thirty dollars shirts. You know what I'm saying, because hundred
Speaker 1: percent cotton is usually like the cheapest of the shirts.
Speaker 2: Now fifty percent, fifty percent polyester, fifty percent plastic.
Speaker 1: No, that's gonna feel plastic.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Plastic.
Speaker 2: I don't want the shirt to feel comfortable at all.
Speaker 1: No polyester. I don't wanted to stretch. I don't wanted
Speaker 1: to breathe. I wanted to be shous. Yeah, the shadiest
Speaker 1: cotton I've had, Like I bought.
Speaker 2: It's it's the ink is Hannah, So got one use
Speaker 2: and then they have to buy another one.
Speaker 1: Oh and we'll do the you know those ones that
Speaker 1: feel like they're ironed on and ship. Oh exactly the
Speaker 1: worst quality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll get those.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the trial the trial brill shirts.
Speaker 1: I bought a zig Meyer of what's his name from
Speaker 1: Dark Souls, The Onion Nighte It's impossible to say. I
Speaker 1: forgot his name. It's something like that, is it zeg Meyer?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, but everyone knows the Onion Knight. I
Speaker 1: was curious to see how shitty the quality was going
Speaker 1: to be on TMU. I think it was, yeah, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, Onion night Shirt And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I wonder how bad dude. It's It's even worse than
Speaker 1: you think it could be.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Can you like peel it off?
Speaker 1: Like I never watched it because I'm sure it would
Speaker 1: like just infect all of my clothes, you know, So
Speaker 1: I'm not even.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it has so much cancer in it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the Onion Lord though, Like you want to
Speaker 2: bring up Elman Ring right, because at the State of Play,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they got that. They didn't have like some yeah,
Speaker 2: they had some expansion for elden Ring. What's exaggerating, dude,
Speaker 2: Like there was no single thing there that I gave
Speaker 2: a ship about it at all.
Speaker 3: There was not really. They did the token sure cool,
Speaker 3: Yeah that was cool.
Speaker 1: It's like I already saw cool combos though, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: already on board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like what they didn't show like a new
Speaker 2: character or anything. So I was just kind of like
Speaker 2: I remember saying ghost rider.
Speaker 1: Game player, ghost writer, ghost writer. I mean, I mean, whoa.
Speaker 2: Robbie is?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What does he ride?
Speaker 1: Fucking I don't know, sombrero into this country. That's way better.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say to this country, whatever, man, imagine
Speaker 5: that would be badass A donkey, it's on fire, he
Speaker 5: told me.
Speaker 1: Once he said it was on fire. I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that's goin of cool thinking
Speaker 1: about just the boring ass donkey. But if it's on fire.
Speaker 1: They brought back Fatal Frame. Oh they did Fatal Frame
Speaker 1: to for game cube.
Speaker 2: Played a long ass time ago, long time, and that
Speaker 2: game was asked, I remember game being I like that.
Speaker 2: I remember I played that with Gabby and my friend
Speaker 2: Steve a long ass time ago. I feel like it
Speaker 2: was a good game.
Speaker 1: Blue Steve. Yeah, yeah, man, doing he's dead it's uh no.
Speaker 1: The se that I know dead Clues, Dead Clues is
Speaker 1: that even the song, Yeah you gotta kill another Steve,
Speaker 1: and that's the first clue you put him in the grave.
Speaker 1: You know what to do? Blueus with a gun I
Speaker 1: like that blue with a gun sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Does he never used, but it's brandishing.
Speaker 1: It's always.
Speaker 2: He's like he's always like twirling it like remolver. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like those scenes where he's just like I
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 1: It's like kid who was like, where's the med kidd?
Speaker 1: We just got a mad kid.
Speaker 2: We just got a murder.
Speaker 1: Murder. I wonder if he deserved it? Stupid, all right,
Speaker 1: it like he didn't deserve it.
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Speaker 3: Engagements engaged.
Speaker 1: I want this podcast to get so big that we
Speaker 1: have Indians protesting us.
Speaker 2: So they March. They come outside of my apartment, they're like, like, there's.
Speaker 1: The way they get there that They're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, how did you docs?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 1: It's crazy? Kidding guys, We're just joking. We're just it's
Speaker 1: not my fault. You guys do what you do?
Speaker 2: You know? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: He doubles down.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're gonna read some sound I love Indian people. No,
Speaker 2: that's a great, great way to love Indian people.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm I think I'm going to get some
Speaker 1: curry chickens later.
Speaker 3: I didn't hurry. There's different different dishes.
Speaker 2: They are technically, but like, you know, you knew what
Speaker 2: he meant though in the when the context of talking.
Speaker 1: Basically, I'm gonna get chicken that has curry in it,
Speaker 1: and then and and probably just some rice. Part of
Speaker 1: the world. Well, I mean, I'm complimenting the.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something crazy, but even though it
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be racist towards them, it would be racist
Speaker 1: for Native Americans. But like it would have it would
Speaker 1: have been yeah, yeah, it would have been good. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll just stop here.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go ahead and read a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Native Americans don't get enough.
Speaker 2: They don't get Yeah, they really got off easy.
Speaker 3: They got by being almost extinct.
Speaker 2: Yeah once, yeah, once.
Speaker 3: The you can't like we got to spend the block
Speaker 3: on Native Americans or money's we got to spend the
Speaker 3: block back on them. They've been getting it good for
Speaker 3: too long.
Speaker 1: I agree. Let's uh, let's what was it.
Speaker 2: The Incans or the or the the Aztecs that had
Speaker 2: like they were losing the war whatever, and then they
Speaker 2: were like, that's it, we got to pull out the
Speaker 2: final you got to pull out our hail Mary. And
Speaker 2: then they did like a dance to summon a god
Speaker 2: and it just didn't come because God is not real.
Speaker 1: And so they could they could be either of sound
Speaker 1: but I but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know the minds and the ones that were making moves.
Speaker 3: They were the ones that are making moves down there.
Speaker 2: Just oh yeah, watering got fucked hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, problems were like, let's just be friends, and they
Speaker 3: were like rape.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: It very was like it was it was very much
Speaker 2: like Nick Junior versus I don't know, HBO.
Speaker 3: The personification of most of them fighting. You make Nick
Speaker 3: Junior a person, and you make HBO.
Speaker 2: Persbo is coming out of that nine times out of ten,
Speaker 2: arguably ten times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: A solid nine points, only nine because I can't know
Speaker 2: for sure, because this is a ridiculous premise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like nine point It's like nine point seven.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe one out of ten times where Nick Junior
Speaker 2: comes out on top HBO just like trips and hits
Speaker 2: his head as.
Speaker 3: A stroke or something. It gets pushed back and hits
Speaker 3: his head and Nick Jr. Fucking stumbles and knees their
Speaker 3: throat throat clothes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's fair. Anyway, take taking five adderalls. While playing
Speaker 2: Trials of Osiris wrote in that's insane. That doesn't sound
Speaker 2: like fun at all. My God's insane.
Speaker 3: The gap that gap closes, but then once it opens
Speaker 3: back up your shambles, like you're like, all right, cool,
Speaker 3: I can think correctly. Then when it I gotta get it.
Speaker 1: I gotta get more illegal adderall, not that I do
Speaker 1: that illegal all.
Speaker 3: I haven't used a all in a long time, and
Speaker 3: you just get a prescription or something you don't understand
Speaker 3: have fun getting all currently is insane.
Speaker 2: The thing about the thing, the thing that's fucked, particularly
Speaker 2: about like it's adderall is easily the hardest prescription to get,
Speaker 2: especially for people who need it. Yeah, because the type
Speaker 2: of things that affect people who need.
Speaker 1: Out uh uh.
Speaker 2: Adderall are the things that that like it's I don't
Speaker 2: even know. It's like a comical. It's like, how the
Speaker 2: word you know, how the word for like a fear
Speaker 2: of long words is really long. Like it's a stupid
Speaker 2: long word. That's kind of what it's like. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: you have you have adhd Okay, complete sixteen really hyper
Speaker 2: specific steps in a row. Then find this guy, talk
Speaker 2: to him for thirty minutes. He'll give he'll send you
Speaker 2: over to this person.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a whole fucking thing, and it's just like, brother,
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't do this right.
Speaker 1: This is exactly why I'm here, dude. So it's it's it's.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, it's cruel. I was like sixteen, seventeen years
Speaker 3: seventeen years old, and it was lit for anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this guy right writes in it's not lit, it's
Speaker 2: not a lit experience.
Speaker 3: It was pretty lit.
Speaker 1: It's pretty lit.
Speaker 2: For him to feel normal. But deer great Dear snark Tank.
Speaker 2: What's a piece of media you personally love but can't
Speaker 2: recommend for one reason or another. Personally, I love Vampire
Speaker 2: the Master Aid blood Lines. It's one of my favorite
Speaker 2: games of all time. But it's basically Fallout New Vegas
Speaker 2: before Fallout ne Vegas. Amazing writing, immaculate vibes, great music,
Speaker 2: but it had a rush def cycle shit combat and
Speaker 2: I can and it can only be played with a
Speaker 2: fan with a fan patched mod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right. Mass Prade is really cool.
Speaker 2: I wish I I don't know. It seems like something
Speaker 2: that I might like if I got over the hang
Speaker 2: upsp itmes.
Speaker 3: The vibes are crazy. That that like, that entire world,
Speaker 3: the world of Darkness is actually a really cool like thing.
Speaker 2: Have you played Vampire Masquerades?
Speaker 3: What? Oh wait, what are you saying? Play the opportunity?
Speaker 3: I played the game. I played blood Lines. I played.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense to me. I gotta get all
Speaker 2: send me all of your account information because I'm certain
Speaker 2: to just not bee.
Speaker 3: I played blood Lines. Yeah, it's it's an interesting fucking game.
Speaker 3: It's like it's a little it's a little you know
Speaker 3: how vampires are just innately a little gay. It's about
Speaker 3: nature of them being vampire.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3: There's a little it's a little gay. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: it's it is cool, Like the clans are cool, the
Speaker 3: world is interesting. They're not my favorite part of the world.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of the world is just fucking the hunters.
Speaker 3: They're hilarious. There's niggas that hear angels' voices and they
Speaker 3: go crazy. They kill monsters.
Speaker 1: So everybody's like they're not since like, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2: So what's so, what's a piece of media that you
Speaker 2: you you personally love but I can't recommend.
Speaker 3: That's so one piece?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Hope's literally Destiny is a good answer.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say Stegnety's Revenge. It's a porn movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got it. Yeah, Oh yeah, I own it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Somebody came up to us, had a fan meet
Speaker 2: or like not a fan it was like a live show,
Speaker 2: and gave it to us in person. It's DVD. It's
Speaker 2: on display in my living room.
Speaker 1: Is it really surprise?
Speaker 3: Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't watch it. It's not I don't fucking
Speaker 1: like it's not great.
Speaker 3: I I if I that I've I've never watched porn, really,
Speaker 3: you know, I give what except I.
Speaker 1: Watched it one time. When you know, when you're eighteen,
Speaker 1: you're allowed to buy porn. So of course me and
Speaker 1: my boys bought some cigarettes, you know, got some lotto tickets,
Speaker 1: bought some porn.
Speaker 3: And arrow that was still worth doing to eighteen. The work, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was over.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make any it's that's that's and gone.
Speaker 3: There wasn't a I would just be able to tell
Speaker 3: the two false porn sides eight about.
Speaker 1: Uh, about a year or two later, that's when red
Speaker 1: Tube and and and all those things started to pop off. Uh,
Speaker 1: there was one you porn. There's all these sites that
Speaker 1: started in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: That wasn't really a thing.
Speaker 1: It probably existed, but nobody knew about him in our area,
Speaker 1: so you still about. It was called the Masterpiece. It
Speaker 1: was fucking terrible. It was called the mass Pieces. That
Speaker 1: had a little bit of everything in it, and it
Speaker 1: was fucking like no gate, no dude on dude, but
Speaker 1: literally everything else.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like master type deal because I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's got everything in it, but none of it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was terrible. One of the last ones was
Speaker 1: a there was an old guy fucking the chick. The
Speaker 1: last one was uh, Ron Jeremy fucking chicken the ass
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is awful. Ron Jeremy's fat
Speaker 1: and old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like Maria just like any of the
Speaker 3: deeming parts of Mario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not at all. It's distractingly ugly. Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I guess when he was younger he looked moderately attracted.
Speaker 2: I don't know way no shot.
Speaker 3: I feel it looks like Stavvy without any of the
Speaker 3: adorable stuff of Stavvy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wasn't he like on Celebrity Fit Club or something like that,
Speaker 2: or like some show he was on, like one of
Speaker 2: those VTEs. I think that's how I learned about him
Speaker 2: was through like a VH one show.
Speaker 1: He did reality shows for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And now he's in prison. Oh yeah, because he's a rapist.
Speaker 3: Yes, somebody actually multiple winning.
Speaker 2: Porn star a rapist is crazy, which is.
Speaker 3: Like, what like avarice you are?
Speaker 2: It is a pure, pure, unadulterated avarice.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy greed. There's so much, so much want
Speaker 3: of pussy.
Speaker 1: He just like I need more to grow. If you
Speaker 1: sleep for eight hours, you're gonna get more pussy. Like,
Speaker 1: come on, do you wake up, go to work and
Speaker 1: get pussy? What is wrong with you? That is what
Speaker 1: an addiction to where you can't wait just a few hours,
Speaker 1: like I'm tired, I'm to go to sleep, wake up,
Speaker 1: And he's.
Speaker 2: Probably got some kind of crazy because there's there's things
Speaker 2: that happened to your brain when you're like wired, where like, Okay,
Speaker 2: my job is sex, which means sex means I'm successful,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it's like if I'm
Speaker 2: not having sex, I'm not I'm not successful.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I bet that has something. Yeah, I have not enough
Speaker 2: to rape a yeah, but I I would bet that
Speaker 2: a lot of porn stars are kind of like they're
Speaker 2: they're wiring is pretty fun.
Speaker 1: There's something wrong with them. It's like it's like Will
Speaker 1: Smith in a very different way, but Will Smith having
Speaker 1: so much sex and now he has a a Pavlovian
Speaker 1: response to where he throws up each time.
Speaker 2: Gags because he gave that interview right we talked about
Speaker 2: how his dick is coiled like a duct penis.
Speaker 1: Huh, I remember that yeah. He was like, yeah, Penis boy,
Speaker 1: And every time I come, I'm like, bowing, that's hot.
Speaker 2: It's like a silly straw.
Speaker 3: It stands out, that's greaty.
Speaker 2: It jolts for me.
Speaker 3: Move his piece looks like a fucking spiral macaroni. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: you said in the interview. And then he was like
Speaker 3: all happy and he's like yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you see fucking Jada in the background just
Speaker 1: shaking her fucking my son's friend. That is so crazy.
Speaker 3: That's really, she's so fucking rude. She sucks what a
Speaker 3: real I think. I think will Smith is just sad.
Speaker 3: But she's like genuinely not a great lady.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're not you're not great bringing up Tupac.
Speaker 1: I'm like the fact that there's no remorse at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the fact that, like, because I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people who.
Speaker 2: Do fucked up ship. I've known a lot of people
Speaker 2: who've messed up really bad. Sure, but like they're people,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like Jada like strikes me
Speaker 2: as like are you a pod person? Like there's no
Speaker 2: there's no part of you yeah at all that Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, that's kind of thing with me. Like
Speaker 2: I've met a lot of people like that where it's
Speaker 2: just like, oh, you're dead behind the eyes, like there's nothing,
Speaker 2: like you don't care about the things that the things
Speaker 2: that you clearly have done to get here, right, And
Speaker 2: it's just like, Bro, that's so scary.
Speaker 3: Particularly in the field that we kind of exist in,
Speaker 3: that's a lot of people like that.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I haven't met too many people in
Speaker 2: this field.
Speaker 3: I feel like like there has to be.
Speaker 2: Has to be. I've met people adjacent to this field
Speaker 2: where they're not entertainers, but they like they hang in
Speaker 2: circle the circles, you know what I mean. Like I've
Speaker 2: met people who like clearly make a lot of money
Speaker 2: and they're like they just openly the things that they've
Speaker 2: said openly at parties is crazy, you know, just like
Speaker 2: really outrageous, Like, oh, I'm right to not like your
Speaker 2: entire your entire class of people. Like it's one of
Speaker 2: those that's solidified for me. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I am bigoted towards like millionaires and billionaires for sure,
Speaker 2: And that's fine. Millionaires less so obviously, because like I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's like I was talking like recently about
Speaker 2: like the sheer because Elon became a trillionaire recently, actually
Speaker 2: I think right technically, but.
Speaker 1: Like proving shares for him to get what would amount
Speaker 1: to the trillion dollars fact that.
Speaker 2: He do you understand, but like, but like I was
Speaker 2: talking about it because I was just like, dude, a million,
Speaker 2: like a million dollars is like, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: That's a fuck ton of money. But that's like a
Speaker 2: conceivable amount of money to make. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 2: people will make a million dollars in their lifetime. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people, but like, yeah, in their lifetime, right, So, like,
Speaker 2: and I was thinking about it in terms of I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, eleven like one million dollars one million
Speaker 2: seconds is eleven days. About one billion dollars one billion
Speaker 2: seconds is thirty one years. That's fucking crazy. And then
Speaker 2: a trillion seconds is like I think thirty one hundred
Speaker 2: or three thousand, one hundred decades. That's you no person
Speaker 2: in the world has justifiably earned Nope, thirty one thousand years.
Speaker 2: The fact that he's worth of money. No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: that's your evil, Like your your status as an individual
Speaker 2: is a confession. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Implicitly. The fact that.
Speaker 3: To buy stuff but then can't get taxed because those
Speaker 3: thoughts are not solid funds is so jet like for real,
Speaker 3: not okay at all like that.
Speaker 1: It bothers me that people to be.
Speaker 3: Abolished like that, needs to be destroyed weekly.
Speaker 2: It really bothers me that people don't understand how fucked
Speaker 2: they are getting like that, Like, here's a lot of
Speaker 2: people who just don't understand how deeply fucked they are
Speaker 2: being right, like the way everything is.
Speaker 1: Why are they listening? Why are why are you listening
Speaker 1: to a podcast of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk insanely
Speaker 1: wealthy people tell you things that mom, Donnie's a communist
Speaker 1: and a swindler Freeze.
Speaker 2: When he was asked, it's like what even Joe's like,
Speaker 2: what makes him a Swindler's? And EON's like you could
Speaker 2: see him buffering.
Speaker 1: It took him forever to come up with anything. And
Speaker 1: all I said was, Oh, when somebody tells you everything
Speaker 1: you want to hear in the first of all, that's
Speaker 1: what you do. Has not said everything I want to hear.
Speaker 1: He said some good ideas, But you know what I
Speaker 1: want to hear from Donny, Oh we're all gonna get
Speaker 1: together and kill all.
Speaker 3: These I'd be like, probably two arms, gentlemen. I'd like,
Speaker 3: and it is your task. They need to get out office.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna get They're like roaches are gonna come back,
Speaker 1: like they're they're you, you fucking spray, They're gonna come
Speaker 1: back afterwards. And what's what it tells you? Everything?
Speaker 3: That's dude, it was crazy, so bad.
Speaker 1: And then it's like Joe Rogan, he knows that that's
Speaker 1: such a full of shit answer, and he'll still just
Speaker 1: entertain it.
Speaker 2: The only way that Joe Rogan's behavior as of late
Speaker 2: makes sense is if the podcast is being filmed from
Speaker 2: like a very specific angle so as not to reveal
Speaker 2: a little like I don't even know, like a fucking
Speaker 2: goblin or an elf on the other side of his
Speaker 2: head just out of camera. You fucking his brain silly
Speaker 2: with it with a corkscrew penis during every single episode
Speaker 2: of the show, Like, I just don't understand how somebody
Speaker 2: can be this stupid so consistently.
Speaker 1: I still pretend to be somewhat of like a populous
Speaker 1: guy too, And I'm like, dude, you can't you can't
Speaker 1: stop doing this, Like at a certain.
Speaker 2: Point he was like, in fact, he was shitting all
Speaker 2: over Agavin Newsom for long and by the way, I
Speaker 2: don't like Avenusom either, but like, you're shitting all over
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom for like years, and then Gavin news says
Speaker 2: one thing and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I would have talked to you, you would
Speaker 1: have been on my show. But no, No, he's such
Speaker 1: a solo. Joe Rogan likes to pretend like he wants dialogues.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's very he's a very dish, I can't take it
Speaker 2: kind of guy.
Speaker 3: They have something like I don't look, I don't like Avenuwsom.
Speaker 3: He's still a fucking corporate tech piece of ship, and
Speaker 3: nobody likes he's a loser, an asshole.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes him.
Speaker 3: But the fact that he won't even have him on
Speaker 3: there is inside the fact that that was the excuse
Speaker 3: that he gave, like oh he said something, you mean,
Speaker 3: but brother, you've been doing this for fucking years.
Speaker 1: It's like the like, there's no way in hell, in
Speaker 1: any perfect circumstances would Kamalo been actually invited on the
Speaker 1: Rogan experience, like he made excuse, oh, scheduling conflicx this
Speaker 1: and that I'm like, your donors, your friends, the the
Speaker 1: the fucking Trump administration that you are helping out and endorsing,
Speaker 1: would not allow that. It's completely antithetical to helping them out,
Speaker 1: to having her on and trying to humanize her like like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with that, but I do think her
Speaker 2: team didn't do them favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm what I'm saying, But that's why I started with
Speaker 1: If the circumstances were perfect, like I just don't, he
Speaker 1: would have made an excuse to not have her on
Speaker 1: because he does that with everyone. Like I'm sure mom,
Speaker 1: Donnie's team reached out to Joe Rogan. I guarantee you
Speaker 1: we did.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's that thing.
Speaker 3: It's really understanding because after I helped get Trump elected,
Speaker 3: I realized that many people like my father are being
Speaker 3: thrown into camps and surrounded by alligations and raped or beat.
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Who is? And now I want to take my life?
Speaker 3: That part's not funny. But also like my nigga, did
Speaker 3: you not read what he was saying? He was.
Speaker 1: He was there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man, whatever, Anyway, the answer is
Speaker 2: a spider man it's.
Speaker 3: Like find that. It's like find the Negro nomic. No,
Speaker 3: I don't, So you say Negro.
Speaker 2: I might say destiny actually, like ill you said that?
Speaker 1: What I heard?
Speaker 2: But what term people?
Speaker 1: And what is that?
Speaker 3: Even it controls black people?
Speaker 1: I see?
Speaker 3: Is it the orb of dragon kin before black people?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 2: That's crazy that I hope that that's like the Killers
Speaker 2: and it's like, uh, mister Brightside, but like the black version.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like it's like Hayley Williams speaking period. Uh,
Speaker 3: black people will move for her.
Speaker 2: So I would say destiny as the answer to get
Speaker 2: back to the question, because yours was what uh what
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: Oh ship? Where was that? Where am I?
Speaker 2: What? Was like a piece of media that you can't
Speaker 2: recommend but love?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be what was it? I don't remember what
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 3: It'd be destiny or what's the other one?
Speaker 1: I had it? So you forgot loser, We forgot to.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't our answer.
Speaker 3: Trying to sculpt.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a moment to think mine should be obvious.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Uh, Dragon Age of the Vail Guard, it'd.
Speaker 3: Be Dragon Age's dragon. It's crazy. It'd be one piece
Speaker 3: or it was one piece. Yeah, you think against what
Speaker 3: do you think MO would be? I think this effect.
Speaker 1: No, I think I would be.
Speaker 2: I think should be very easy.
Speaker 1: Like I'm it's I'm just gonna say, reach out legends.
Speaker 3: Oh I forgot you played that because that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: I forgot that that was a real game, to be honest.
Speaker 1: No, it's a dude, it's it's uh, it's it's so popular,
Speaker 1: it's insane. Don't get it, well, you think it's in
Speaker 1: the same way as uh, like if you don't, if
Speaker 1: you don't funk with this is why I don't recommend it, Like,
Speaker 1: just to keep it short, is you have to have
Speaker 1: too much knowledge to to play in a non predatory
Speaker 1: and to not let any of the predatory stuff get
Speaker 1: to you. There's too much stuff you have to get
Speaker 1: into the community.
Speaker 3: I like predators sound like like like like the non
Speaker 3: sexual kind of Oh okay, like them like the movie
Speaker 3: the movie. Okay, so like those or or animals that
Speaker 3: are technically predators, right, like cats, big cats, and like
Speaker 3: alloy gators, all gators, al coals.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's uh, you know the communities, there's like
Speaker 1: hundreds of YouTubers and one of them started his own
Speaker 1: game and millions of players from month and they make
Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of dollars a month, like they they
Speaker 1: it's it's such a huge fucking game. But I get
Speaker 1: it's the punching bag of those type of predatory games,
Speaker 1: the Gosha genre that they call it, so like I
Speaker 1: get why it's easy to just make a video and
Speaker 1: ship on it. And I saw one recently and I
Speaker 1: was like, I even said, I was like, I said,
Speaker 1: I would never them in this game to anybody, because
Speaker 1: it's just they you either you get it or you don't.
Speaker 1: And if you're a casual person that likes video games
Speaker 1: and doesn't you don't want to grind for a very
Speaker 1: long time to avoid paying money. Like no, no, don't
Speaker 1: fucking do it. But I would, but it gotcha games.
Speaker 1: I never understood gotcha games. I completely understand them. I
Speaker 1: just don't like the gotcha mechanics. Like I bought this
Speaker 1: Mega Man game that they released it on Steam when
Speaker 1: they took the gotsha stuff out of it, and now
Speaker 1: you can just buy it and then you can just
Speaker 1: you have to there's no money to be paid, and
Speaker 1: also you can just put a trainer on it to
Speaker 1: to circumvent a lot of the grinding, because it was
Speaker 1: purposely made to be extremely grindy so that you would
Speaker 1: pay money. So you were just like, fuck it. Now
Speaker 1: that I can just use codes and circumvent a lot
Speaker 1: of that, it's great. I can play the game a
Speaker 1: lot faster. Raid, I wish the same thing happened. I
Speaker 1: wish the game failed and then they just released it
Speaker 1: as a non fucking Gotsha thing where it's like, because
Speaker 1: the mechanics are amazing, the fucking.
Speaker 3: The lore is dope, that's pretty good team building.
Speaker 1: The fucking the graphics of the animations, the fucking champions,
Speaker 1: everything baked into it. I was like, fuck, I wish
Speaker 1: this was just a real quota, real game, you know,
Speaker 1: But like it is.
Speaker 2: Things are what they are.
Speaker 1: They are what they are.
Speaker 3: And again, like I said, you'll bring back loot boxes, man, No, no,
Speaker 3: bring back boxes.
Speaker 2: That was the worst, man. That was even a lot
Speaker 2: like you can, like you could spend money and not
Speaker 2: get the thing you were paying for. That is so
Speaker 2: crazy that that was such a.
Speaker 1: Period disgusting.
Speaker 2: It was a fun period of time despite it, you know,
Speaker 2: there were some good games out despite that, But like
Speaker 2: actually that was a that was a pretty low time. Actually,
Speaker 2: bring them back whatever, bring.
Speaker 3: Up put loot boxes in the next witch.
Speaker 1: I would almost say the same thing about extraction games.
Speaker 2: I would almost say the same thing about like things
Speaker 2: like Marathon and Arc Raiders were like I don't know
Speaker 2: if I could recommend this to people, but I kind
Speaker 2: of do because it's like weird. They're very weird games.
Speaker 2: I think they work for a lot of a lot
Speaker 2: of people that would that they would be so I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people would be surprised that they
Speaker 2: like them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think there's a lot of games
Speaker 1: like these Mechanics and like these they're fun, but like say,
Speaker 1: extremely grindy and then which encourages you to usually I
Speaker 1: don't know how much. I don't know much about like
Speaker 1: I only started dipping my toes into Destiny, but like
Speaker 1: I imagine there's like, uh, there's ship that you can
Speaker 1: buy to help you progress faster, right, uh kind of.
Speaker 2: You get silver I think to like towards the end
Speaker 2: of a seasons. Well no, but I mean yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: is it just cosmetics or the it is primarily cosmetics.
Speaker 1: There's like no, like you can't buy this gear to
Speaker 1: help you, uh be like op faster.
Speaker 2: There's like some things where it's like at the beginning
Speaker 2: of if you have like a battle pass, you get
Speaker 2: like a free exotic weapon or whatever. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: they're not like paid a win, like you could still
Speaker 2: out class a I don't know, it's very it's very weird.
Speaker 3: Like grind that's any answect of it. And I think
Speaker 3: that's really hard to tell people to get into this
Speaker 3: thing that's just like yeah, saving for me, Like even
Speaker 3: with comic books, right, Like I fucking love comic books
Speaker 3: and they're so awesome.
Speaker 2: But like that's a great answer to like to.
Speaker 3: Like there's so much like you can survive reading comic
Speaker 3: books without knowing every single integral lord because most of
Speaker 3: the characters are just icons in fiction and literature. Now,
Speaker 3: like you can figure it out, you know, like you
Speaker 3: don't have to read all of Spider Man to have
Speaker 3: a really good grasp of Spider Man's character for the
Speaker 3: most part. Yeah, But the idea is that there's gonna
Speaker 3: be moments where things are gonna get reference that came
Speaker 3: out fucking forty five years ago that you're gonna be
Speaker 3: kind of confused about, you know, and it might give
Speaker 3: you a quick rundown of it, but it was still
Speaker 3: missing context, which is a lot like it's it's very difficult.
Speaker 3: So I like that stuff, but that's not for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean those people can't fucking read correctly anyway in
Speaker 3: the first place, right, so they'll just be confused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definite. He plays really well, but like, there's no,
Speaker 2: it doesn't guide you very well.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, just to his point, Star Wars too.
Speaker 3: Actually, same Star Wars. I think Star Wars is a
Speaker 3: fucking fantastic universe. The problem with Star Wars is that
Speaker 3: it's hold out fifty something years old now existing, Like
Speaker 3: is it the initial I think initially it.
Speaker 1: Is maybe seventy seventies, seventy seven.
Speaker 3: It's probably nearing fifty.
Speaker 1: No, no, when heard Star Wars coming, it's about.
Speaker 3: I mean it's just about fifty. I think it's just
Speaker 3: like seventy five range. Maybe not fifty yet, but like
Speaker 3: that would.
Speaker 2: Mean nineteen seventy five is when the first movie came out, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about that to be fifty. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: about the age, and that's that's it's that old. It's
Speaker 3: one of the most popular forms of media all the time.
Speaker 3: There's so many people that have ritten on it. Then
Speaker 3: the cannons have been shifted as well.
Speaker 2: To oh, nineteen seventy seven. How did I guess that?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 2: I don't even know its range. I'm weird about years.
Speaker 1: But it's like I usually am too, but that one,
Speaker 1: I guess since I I remember eighty, I think I
Speaker 1: don't really like that movie. It's okay, it's a very simple,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah, it's just like if I ever want
Speaker 1: to turn on the Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never like.
Speaker 3: I think the first film is fine. The second film
Speaker 3: is like genuinely a well written film. I don't love it.
Speaker 2: I like when his aunt is a skeleton.
Speaker 3: Oh, he gets to find he finds bones. I like
Speaker 3: when find bones.
Speaker 2: I wish that's how the movie opened, with like no context.
Speaker 2: Everything before that gets cut out.
Speaker 3: That would ruin so much. That's a whole movie.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of I don't know. That's how a
Speaker 2: lot of things start. Now I feel like doom, just
Speaker 2: like okay, yeah, like, oh, I guess, I guess we're
Speaker 2: in it. We're in the shit already.
Speaker 3: I think I don't know. I think those movies are great,
Speaker 3: I think, although I think the second one is a
Speaker 3: great movie, Like Genuine Empire is a great movie. It's
Speaker 3: not my favorite, but it is a really, really, really
Speaker 3: good movie. I think it's well written. Moments I think
Speaker 3: that I think the fucking ending is nuts. All right, Well,
Speaker 3: Yoda's dumb and little troll dude. I know he says
Speaker 3: the N word is fucking crazy. This is backwards. Probably
Speaker 3: he does black people Reagan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the extraction shooter genre is.
Speaker 2: I think the extraction shooter genre is one of those
Speaker 2: things too where it's just like it's like, uh, it's
Speaker 2: hard to recommend, but like the voice chat is so funny, man,
Speaker 2: it is hysterical.
Speaker 3: The ship was the voice People don't understand the fun
Speaker 3: that voice chats would give people.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 2: It's nice that it's a genre that's built on that
Speaker 2: because like most things are like, Okay, let's get into
Speaker 2: discord or let's go into you know whatever, whatever your choices.
Speaker 2: You know, but like you're separated from the game. You're
Speaker 2: not in the voice chat anymore, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It used to be like that was all there was,
Speaker 2: but like now it's like in that genre, it's like
Speaker 2: everybody's in voice chat and you're constantly talking and people
Speaker 2: are like, oh, friendly, friendly, don't shoot, don't shoot, you
Speaker 2: shoot him anyway, It's awesome, it's nice. It's like nostalgic.
Speaker 3: I streamed Rivals maybe twice. The moment I got into
Speaker 3: the games must scream again, right, yeah, the moment. The
Speaker 3: moment like I literally was like, enter pick spider Man, and.
Speaker 1: What everyone I was like, interesting just because you picked
Speaker 1: spider Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were you saying things?
Speaker 3: No, nothing, I don't talk onbuch that.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. They just clocked you. That's insane.
Speaker 3: You like Spider Man, you must be just Craig A.
Speaker 3: Spider Man is not like a typically black No, he's
Speaker 3: always at all.
Speaker 2: He's particularly well, he's a minority favorite. I would say,
Speaker 2: I don't think he is. I think he is. The superheroes,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm sure like Black Panther has maybe a leg up,
Speaker 2: you know, out of the most popular like the Mount
Speaker 2: Rushmore of superheroes.
Speaker 1: Like I would guarantee you like Captain America is not
Speaker 1: super popular with like Puerto Rican. I think I can't
Speaker 1: to spider Man.
Speaker 3: Spider Man probably is because of the proximity American but no, no,
Speaker 3: in the proximity of Spider Man being the icon of
Speaker 3: New York and how many Puerto Ricans are in New York,
Speaker 3: I agree with that, but I think because of the
Speaker 3: literally the way Captain America looks absolutely Puerto.
Speaker 1: Rican's like it.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, man. I think I think
Speaker 2: he's an effect. He's the one star and the red,
Speaker 2: white and blue.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 3: He looks like the flag.
Speaker 2: Actually, it is kind of weird that he that he is.
Speaker 2: He is literally the Puerto Rican Regathon. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I think, yeah. I just think generally, like there's something
Speaker 2: about that character that that like it's it's like, it's
Speaker 2: the same thing with like Goku, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: where I'm like for or like Dragon Ball in general,
Speaker 2: where it's like, why.
Speaker 1: Is this so huge? I think Mexican I think, I
Speaker 1: think Spider Flanks. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Spider Man Dragon Ball is bigger for Mexicans
Speaker 2: than it is for Japanese people, I guarantee.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: But I think, but, but I think it's way bigger
Speaker 3: than it should be. I think, like, yeah, it should
Speaker 3: be like an eighty forty five percent and it's like
Speaker 3: and it's like, why does eighty five percent of Mexico
Speaker 3: love song Goku like that? But I think I think Man,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think Spider Man's famis is mostly white.
Speaker 3: I think we'll see white people find out like iteration
Speaker 3: of spider Man. But I think it's also he's such
Speaker 3: an old character.
Speaker 1: Who do you think? Okay, so look at I don't
Speaker 1: like they say the Wolverine in Hull the most popular.
Speaker 1: Let's say Batman, spider Man, Wolverine the fourth Who's the
Speaker 1: fourth one? Is the Superman? Is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably? Okay? So of those ones, who would you say?
Speaker 1: What's the question? Out of the mount the Mount Holy,
Speaker 1: which of these heroes is most popular with white people?
Speaker 1: You know, with the with minorities? Superman is the last?
Speaker 3: For sure?
Speaker 1: For sure, Sperman, I think so Batman, Superman, spider Man, Wolverine.
Speaker 1: I think Batman. I think Batman and Wolverine are more
Speaker 1: than spider Man. I don't agree.
Speaker 3: I probably say span Wolverine, spider I think a spider Man,
Speaker 3: spider Man is an icon for a place. But I
Speaker 3: think people like spider Man overall. I think like a
Speaker 3: lot of people love Spider when they're growing up and
Speaker 3: then they're kind of like I like him, but like
Speaker 3: he's not like my favor anymore. Opposed to Batman is
Speaker 3: the rich naga that goes out, beats the funk out
Speaker 3: of people, gets the baddest bitches consistently, Like he like
Speaker 3: he's everything that. Like, yeah, Batman is everything that. Like
Speaker 3: Unfortunately the minority mentality of like I want to be
Speaker 3: rich and I want to get bitches and everything. Your
Speaker 3: American dream.
Speaker 1: Is literally implicitly work with the police.
Speaker 3: I agree, but like that's still like you know, like
Speaker 3: it's probably the same thing with wolf. Wolfing is like
Speaker 3: a rage filled, unstoppable like fucking.
Speaker 2: Like no, but that's what I'm saying. Like that like
Speaker 2: they that feels more like they.
Speaker 3: Play into like the toxic masculinity that is president in
Speaker 3: our cultures.
Speaker 2: I guess it's Unfortunately, this is interesting. I know there's
Speaker 2: got to be This is definitely a stat there's definitely
Speaker 2: like stats that you could like look at.
Speaker 3: It because it's like it's I think modern time. I
Speaker 3: think modern time. I'm going I think because I think
Speaker 3: Miles is more popular to Peter to minorities genuinely now
Speaker 3: because he is a minority, and he's more interesting.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm I ain't gonna have phrases question.
Speaker 3: Popularity or superheroes amongst people that shouldn't be an American nigga.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just put an eye and see if it
Speaker 1: under superhero popularity.
Speaker 2: That would just be my previous search term. Though superhero
Speaker 2: popularity niggas like demographic.
Speaker 3: I guess watching graphic.
Speaker 1: Like panthers probably, Oh, let me think of it as
Speaker 1: a kid, so me being a minority as a kid,
Speaker 1: I gravitated, So it's interesting. When I was younger, I
Speaker 1: was way more into Batman. As I got a little
Speaker 1: bit older, I was way more into Spider Man. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: For me.
Speaker 3: It was instantly Spider Man. It was like, oh you
Speaker 3: your way, you look, and you're from New York.
Speaker 1: I like you the most.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: But when I as I got older, like Spider Man
Speaker 3: is my favorite mostly due to like nostalgia. Now I
Speaker 3: would say, you know, when it comes to literature, he
Speaker 3: Spider Man has had way more bad comics than good,
Speaker 3: like way more bad than good. But then he's so popular.
Speaker 3: So many niggas have their hands in a cookie jar.
Speaker 3: Writing him. So I think that's why he's like they think,
Speaker 3: but Batman, Batman has some fucking he has some hitters.
Speaker 3: And then it's almost like nigga, you fuck Barbara Gordon,
Speaker 3: Like what isn't she like seventeen? I mean and dating
Speaker 3: Dick Grayson. I mean there's a like the Batwoman run
Speaker 3: she was she you know, that's Cassandra.
Speaker 1: They were making her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at this. What is interesting? What the Captain America.
Speaker 2: So I found literally like stats, so like Captain America
Speaker 2: popularity among demographics thirty five percent Caucasian, twenty six percent Latino, uh,
Speaker 2: and twenty three percent black. Hired that thought, honestly and
Speaker 2: uh Spider Man twenty seven percent Caucasian, thirty four percent Hispanic,
Speaker 2: and twenty two percent and black. So, actually, pop, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Yeah, I know what you're saying,
Speaker 2: But like I think, you know what I'm saying, it's.
Speaker 3: Because of the fact that his where he represents. I
Speaker 3: think because of the fact it's New York. I think
Speaker 3: it means like it's part of the reason probably why
Speaker 3: I like him too. It's like, oh wow, definitely, it.
Speaker 2: Probably isn't because for me, I just thought the world
Speaker 2: was New York because I never saw anything else, like
Speaker 2: everything else, so like everything took place, and in the nineties,
Speaker 2: everything took place in New York.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: Friends, fucking every Zuper Yeero movie, every fucking Gang movie,
Speaker 2: every d it was insane.
Speaker 1: How I just thought, like, Oh, I guess this is
Speaker 1: the world, you know I was.
Speaker 2: I was definitely definitely like the two thousands when I
Speaker 2: realized that there were other places.
Speaker 3: Probably definitely when you're younger, you have but you have
Speaker 3: if you're from California, New York, you have a eu
Speaker 3: centric personality because of the fact that in America those
Speaker 3: only places that matter really it's New York and California
Speaker 3: and then Florida.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Then I saw a picture of a cat so flattened
Speaker 2: it didn't look like matter anymore. Man, crazy did like
Speaker 2: it didn't matter, like it didn't like it looked just
Speaker 2: like leaves or something. It's insane. Anyway, we're gonna move
Speaker 2: on to the next question. We spent a lot of
Speaker 2: time on that one. Tragic Uh yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: let me find what is this? This is a crazy question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it anyway because it's a little weird.
Speaker 2: He always edges the judge.
Speaker 1: He says he.
Speaker 2: Will never come wrote in he says, greetings, I don't
Speaker 2: know that mean, are you serious?
Speaker 3: Judge?
Speaker 1: Hold?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, good fucking story.
Speaker 2: Really greetings, wicks of her wearrecks and Wanston. I want
Speaker 2: to know what you fellas parentheses derogatory smell like what?
Speaker 2: So please do pray? Tell by what cologne, soaps, shampoos,
Speaker 2: conditioners and other smell like shit you use? I want
Speaker 2: to know because I'm a little curious. Weirdo he who
Speaker 2: has weird I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: He's gonna put it on like a pillow and like
Speaker 1: make a makeshift.
Speaker 3: You said the videos of this for you, so it's like,
Speaker 3: my brother, you sent me a direct DM from your Facebook.
Speaker 3: I know this is your faces you.
Speaker 2: So what I do typically is like I fill it.
Speaker 2: I fill the bathtub about twenty five percent of the way.
Speaker 2: Then I eat fifteen pounds of garlic bread, throw up,
Speaker 2: strain my vomit, so it's just garlic bile, and fill
Speaker 2: the rest of the tub with that, and then you
Speaker 2: know that's really it. That's good. Yeah, that's typically how
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: It was like very healthy.
Speaker 1: I heard the garlic was good for you.
Speaker 2: That's why I did it. I had a friend that
Speaker 2: would tell me to eat clothes of garlic, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: and cloths garlic for your immune system or something spicy.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, I like when my cum smells like
Speaker 1: fucking bread.
Speaker 2: Like olive garden.
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean I I used.
Speaker 2: I have African black soap that I love. I don't
Speaker 2: know what specific variation of it, but it's all kind
Speaker 2: of similar. Uh, this is like this shampoo I used,
Speaker 2: like Method or something or something like that myth meth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 2: I don't really care, Like I don't have like things
Speaker 2: that I'm married to specifically with that stuff, I usually
Speaker 2: go to the store and like whatever, you know, whatever
Speaker 2: looks Oh, I think I might get that now, Like
Speaker 2: I've never had like this is my default shampoo or
Speaker 2: this is my default I have.
Speaker 3: A very moderate skincare of routine. But it's like it's
Speaker 3: like nothing insane. It's like very like loath to the floor.
Speaker 6: Come yeah, ship, ship, just file, it's just fire then
Speaker 6: come fire.
Speaker 2: Four in the morning.
Speaker 1: You get up, put fire on your face. A stove,
Speaker 1: I reach into off the stove. I'm holding fire literally
Speaker 1: like the game.
Speaker 2: It's always fun to sizzle yourself to death. Yeah, it hurts,
Speaker 2: but it wakes me up real good because you ask
Speaker 2: how you woke up. Somebody puts an open fire under
Speaker 2: your hand to wake you up every night. Stupid fat
Speaker 2: boy ship. Yeah, what's your routine though?
Speaker 3: My routine is like I used this. I used to
Speaker 3: soy mask. Uh, usually like a cleaner. I have this
Speaker 3: exfoliating like what's it called lactic acid? I think it
Speaker 3: so acid stuff.
Speaker 1: You have stuff that you get like massage out of
Speaker 1: your muscles. Well, yeah, the lactic you excrete lactic acid?
Speaker 2: Uh? Sure, when you when you when you work out,
Speaker 2: you eat that.
Speaker 3: I don't eat it. I use it as a face scrub.
Speaker 1: Why do you eat that?
Speaker 3: What else I use? I have eggs and I use
Speaker 3: the veno. It's a goat.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're sick.
Speaker 1: This guy says it's very simple and he's listed like
Speaker 1: ten things.
Speaker 2: He looked like a whole.
Speaker 3: Compared to compared to some women, dog, this is like
Speaker 3: there's nothing.
Speaker 2: I think you're well compared to women? Is like a
Speaker 2: crazy Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I think you're still are doing like probably a little
Speaker 1: bit more than Jojo.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I know she has quite a few.
Speaker 1: Products than what else. Uh.
Speaker 3: For shampoo I use it's like a it's like a
Speaker 3: Caribbean thing, a Caribbean like fucking shampoo brand. It's like
Speaker 3: usually like.
Speaker 2: Jerked, Jerk season and moss.
Speaker 3: I use that. I use that. I used dumb soap
Speaker 3: because of the fact. Also eggs of my sol I
Speaker 3: used to use like white soaps I don't get your
Speaker 3: tap my skin and nothing really else. Yeah, just I
Speaker 3: used the ore That's about it for my cologne when
Speaker 3: I wear Colone your.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, I've been using most of the same stuff,
Speaker 1: except for they always discontinue my favorite body washes. So
Speaker 1: like I used to like Captain uh uh old Spice,
Speaker 1: Captain a fucking.
Speaker 3: Old spice, the Bear, the Bear colon, the Bear glove,
Speaker 3: and the Wolf fang.
Speaker 1: I use those.
Speaker 3: Those shits smelled delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a while. I just bought this new one
Speaker 1: that I normally wouldn't use, but JoJo's like, you should
Speaker 1: get it. It's like it smells so gay. It's like
Speaker 1: black cherry and there's some pink. Is it a lizard
Speaker 1: or a dragon? I can't remember. It's something that I've
Speaker 1: never seen before. It smells amazing, but it's also very fruity.
Speaker 2: You know, I love I don't.
Speaker 1: It just it Normally it makes me a little hungry.
Speaker 1: I don't usually want to.
Speaker 2: It's like, can't say in the African black sound that
Speaker 2: I have like or that I used to. Now it
Speaker 2: smells different, but like the first block that I got, like,
Speaker 2: I was like, this smells so good. I want to
Speaker 2: eat this.
Speaker 1: That's what I usually I don't want to because like
Speaker 1: on an empty stomach, I usually you know, a shower
Speaker 1: at the end of the night or whatever, I don't
Speaker 1: want to eat anymore. And I'm putting something that smells amazing,
Speaker 1: it smells delicious. It kind of gets me a little
Speaker 1: bit hungry. Like I typically just like to keep it
Speaker 1: with like things that I normal would eat, like a
Speaker 1: cedar wood or whatever.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Cedar wood. Huh, you know you don't go to seedarwood
Speaker 3: trees then dump down it.
Speaker 1: And then like it's not gonna work, and it starts
Speaker 1: you start seeing a little bit give It's like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this guy doing?
Speaker 2: I love the image of Oreo scooping like far off
Speaker 2: of a tree, a cedarwood and.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, popping a person on a beaver's damn and
Speaker 3: him destroying it and the beavers being like what the.
Speaker 2: Panic?
Speaker 1: Like people do the beavers, I don't like, stand up
Speaker 1: if their damn gets destroyed. I've seen them go like
Speaker 1: like I've seen them do it.
Speaker 3: I've seen them stand up and look at problems, like really.
Speaker 1: Like stare at a problem. That sound is great. It's
Speaker 1: pretty my favorite news.
Speaker 2: I haven't It's been a while since I've heard like
Speaker 2: a new like you know, like meme sound that I've
Speaker 2: been like, that's good, that's a good one. Whatever the
Speaker 2: fun that is.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. I looked up the origins and I
Speaker 1: was like, what is black Kid? Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna do what
Speaker 3: I think starting the beginning of the year. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do a solid one month with no social media.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I wish I could do it. I long to be
Speaker 2: able to do that.
Speaker 1: Man, See how I feel.
Speaker 2: I hate how dependent this entire job is.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it is really dependent. That's kind of the thing.
Speaker 3: Oh no, youtubey, this is gonna be interesting. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna read a bunch of I think I'm gonna try to.
Speaker 2: I've tried to do that.
Speaker 1: I just can't try and do it. I can all right,
Speaker 1: shut up, Yeah nobody cares. Wasn't even tak wait wait wait.
Speaker 2: Adida's moves what is that?
Speaker 1: Fucking and chrome by Zariou Colones, Ada makes coloonnes.
Speaker 2: Adida's moves is is everybody makes everything the best.
Speaker 1: I've been using this since I was ten years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the best smelling casual Colone by far. To me,
Speaker 1: it's one of those ones that, like you wouldn't put
Speaker 1: it on a suit, but like if you're just going out,
Speaker 1: you want to smell a little bit nice. It's a
Speaker 1: very cool light thing. Adida's moves is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I want to five guys, Colone, That's what I want.
Speaker 2: I want to five guys. I want to smell like
Speaker 2: a five guys.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Colone guy. I wouldn't want to be
Speaker 1: around you.
Speaker 2: Why you get hungry?
Speaker 1: I want five guys. Have five guys in the hot.
Speaker 2: They shut down the one near here because the economy
Speaker 2: is fucked and nobody can afford a nine dollars burger.
Speaker 2: But like, but I miss it.
Speaker 1: Tragic.
Speaker 2: I thought it'd be there forever because like five guys
Speaker 2: usually is always there. Yeah, like I never I didn't
Speaker 2: said there was no rush. There's certain things where like
Speaker 2: there's a rush to get this done, you know, like
Speaker 2: there's those glass snapples, like I got a Russian I'm
Speaker 2: like figuring out them, like or andizing meats and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, but like five guys that's there. I'll
Speaker 2: get it when I want it and then bam, just gone.
Speaker 3: They probably killed somebody with their Peter Doil.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody went in there and immediately seized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be really easy. I bet.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, Like it must be so easy,
Speaker 2: Like what percentage of people do you think have peanatalergies.
Speaker 1: It's gonna sound weird.
Speaker 3: I like lyth.
Speaker 2: The percentage of people with pean analogies, I would argue
Speaker 2: are probably the least suicidal people statistically, I would I
Speaker 2: would probably bet that because it.
Speaker 1: Would be so easy.
Speaker 2: It would be so easy that like there's almost no resistance,
Speaker 2: Like most people would have to like you know, they'd
Speaker 2: have to you know, they have to get up the courage,
Speaker 2: you know, or they would have to like you know,
Speaker 2: they would crawl upon a bridge and be like I'll
Speaker 2: do this, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like all it takes for them is like
Speaker 2: you accidentally walk into a space.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think is work exactly like that.
Speaker 2: They do. They die or some people I think, I think,
Speaker 2: but that's like they become like green skeletons.
Speaker 1: But that's like.
Speaker 2: In the presence of peanut dog. But that happens. I've
Speaker 2: seen people start.
Speaker 3: I've seen people start getting like their they break out
Speaker 3: a little bit. But like I've never seen people like
Speaker 3: just being your peanuts. You're like, oh, I fall down.
Speaker 3: You never seen that really, And I know people that
Speaker 3: are like very allergs of peanuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very like well clearly not if they're still alive.
Speaker 3: But I feel like that kind of legs of peanuts
Speaker 3: is like, oh, you're just gonna die.
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 1: at that.
Speaker 3: Level, you're just gonna die. Yeah like that yeah, like
Speaker 3: they didn't.
Speaker 2: Exist, But that's what I'm saying. It's like, I just think,
Speaker 2: like you you're so aware of how fragile life is
Speaker 2: with a penalogy that you would think that the very
Speaker 2: act of you protecting yourself kind of flies in the
Speaker 2: face of like being suicidal. I would bet that this
Speaker 2: is true. I would put money down, put it's on Calci.
Speaker 2: Someone someone put it on Calci so I can make
Speaker 2: some money. I don't know, how are you gonna like.
Speaker 3: Suicidal people?
Speaker 1: Are you suicidal?
Speaker 2: And do you have a penalogy? And just like cross
Speaker 2: references that because I bet I would bet so much
Speaker 2: money for I don't know why I'm so confident in this,
Speaker 2: but I am that like the more more people who
Speaker 2: are suicidal are just not allergic to probably peanuts.
Speaker 3: I think I'd be a suicidal know they're suicidal. I
Speaker 3: think that's like a correlation. People that are genuinely suicidal,
Speaker 3: they probably don't really know no, I know, they probably
Speaker 3: just feel like I don't really want to be a lot.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. But it's like I don't really want to
Speaker 3: be alive. But I don't know what to call this
Speaker 3: might as well get up. I guess you know what
Speaker 3: it called the I don't want to be alive? You
Speaker 3: don't know what to call?
Speaker 2: That? A simple definition because.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a kind of suicidal where there's
Speaker 3: like you're suicidal. But you're not exactly accurately trying to
Speaker 3: kill yourself. You're just not trying to keep yourself alive,
Speaker 3: exactly right. But there's a difference.
Speaker 2: I don't think differenties.
Speaker 3: You don't think, you don't think. You don't think trying
Speaker 3: to kill yourself.
Speaker 1: It's nature. Get he that's to eat more peanuts forget
Speaker 1: to die.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's move on. Get another question.
Speaker 7: Yeah him, you said, yeah, they can't keep it would
Speaker 7: just with Sean Kingston is in jail at four Still
Speaker 7: your not just tax evasion for frauding a.
Speaker 1: Shipload of jewelers. Oh, that's very specific. Like he it
Speaker 1: was a sickness. He kept doing it like and his
Speaker 1: mom it would help him. She already she was a
Speaker 1: grifter and went to jail for it, so she, I
Speaker 1: should say con artists because grifter is a little like
Speaker 1: low level ship cars. Went to jail for it already.
Speaker 1: So now she was out, was his advisor and would
Speaker 1: run all these schemes for him. And at one point
Speaker 1: she even texted him like, bro, just make your songs,
Speaker 1: because he was like, just do one more because he
Speaker 1: would just keep getting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth
Speaker 1: of jewelry and then never pay them. You would be like, oh, here,
Speaker 1: I say, here's the wire transfer and send this fake
Speaker 1: ass thing and then like a day or two later,
Speaker 1: they're like it never showed up, so that's fake. And
Speaker 1: then it would take them to court and then he
Speaker 1: would always lose an oh more and restitution and ship
Speaker 1: like that. Like he did it to a point where
Speaker 1: it was like, bro, the is wrong with you. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy story. You guys just laugh. You do that.
Speaker 3: You did, you leave the country. That's it. That's how
Speaker 3: you do that.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to and not keep living in the same
Speaker 1: fucking area in the same house.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: He scammed a TV fucking company where he got like
Speaker 1: a like a two hundred inch TV or something.
Speaker 3: He's that ship is Florida Niggas. Man, that's scamming like crazy.
Speaker 3: It's insane. How much scam culture is big over there.
Speaker 3: It's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, end up in.
Speaker 3: Prison makes sense. Smart, makes sense, dude, jail, that's why
Speaker 3: my body's gone hurt. Fuck my buttle, fuck my buttles.
Speaker 1: I don't know until I fucking die. The song just
Speaker 1: I don't know, it'll die. Whatever. Man, Oh you're just
Speaker 1: bringing this up. Then I'm singing my way in the Philippines.
Speaker 2: What it says? Hi, howdy Hey, Hi, rowdy Gaze. You've
Speaker 2: seen that new IT show, pretty brutal stuff in the
Speaker 2: first two episodes. Third episode didn't hit quite as hard.
Speaker 2: I'm still looking forward to whatever happens next to your
Speaker 2: thoughts if you've seen it or if you haven't seen it, Hey, sween,
Speaker 2: who do you want in rivals?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: They already added one person I wanted really bad. A rogue.
Speaker 2: Who's that.
Speaker 1: Roku the service the TV?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Roku, she's sick dude.
Speaker 3: No rogue from the X Men.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, I just got it. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: sound like a seven year.
Speaker 3: It's probably not as wild as it was in the night,
Speaker 3: So it's probably how it sounded in ninety seven. Okay,
Speaker 3: where they tone it back a lot because it just
Speaker 3: sounds insane in the original cartoon.
Speaker 2: Great, it's back when people had accents. That doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 2: People don't have accents, and no anymore, not the same
Speaker 2: everybody's watching the same ship. Sounds like a fucking American Yeah,
Speaker 2: everywhere you go, I X men, that's all I'm X man.
Speaker 1: I'm nim rod.
Speaker 2: That was that was bomba class bomba bomba clam.
Speaker 1: Bomba clot bub ross clod ahead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, fucking I've not seen the show. I don't
Speaker 2: know anything about it. I saw one clip of some
Speaker 2: guy and he's in a bunch of jars or something.
Speaker 2: There's a scene with a guy coming together. He's like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. He The only way that I can
Speaker 2: describe it is he was jars.
Speaker 3: But like, it's a good show. I know it's a
Speaker 3: good show, trust me.
Speaker 2: It's actually no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: But I think Stephen King is an interesting guy. Man,
Speaker 3: He's got a he's he's an interesting fella.
Speaker 2: He yeah, he wrote a child orgy.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, it's fucking wild cool. And everybody was
Speaker 3: like and everybody was like, oh, overlook that you don't
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a symbolized child orgy. The fact that
Speaker 1: that you know, we know Steve, the fact look we're
Speaker 1: very aware.
Speaker 3: I'll give him one praise that Nigga puts out a
Speaker 3: lot of ship.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 3: And for the amount of ship he puts out at
Speaker 3: the sweety puts it out, it's actually impressive.
Speaker 2: Like that acknowledged, you know, the first he knows the
Speaker 2: first rule of writing is just write whatever and then
Speaker 2: like you gotta get the bad ideas out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he knows.
Speaker 2: So it's like where he also looks like somebody that
Speaker 2: he would write about. Yeah, which is kind of thing.
Speaker 3: That is the point.
Speaker 1: He looks like a drowder.
Speaker 2: He looks like he looks like a scary, scary looking
Speaker 2: he is in his own books. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's like, oh, yeah, just look at it.
Speaker 3: You've met penny Wise. Really, Actually, you're right. You're not
Speaker 3: even writing fiction, you're writing autobiography.
Speaker 2: I saw people I saw think recently where people were
Speaker 2: pitting like cryptids or whatever against each other. So he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, penny Wise versus the cat and the hat,
Speaker 2: these are both cryptids apparently according to me.
Speaker 3: But but I just think has a chance.
Speaker 2: I think the cat is undoubtedly taking that fight.
Speaker 3: I think I think the cat has a chance.
Speaker 2: It happened like the whole penny Wise, this whole thing
Speaker 2: is feeding on people's fear. I don't think the cat
Speaker 2: and hat's afraid of anything.
Speaker 3: I think he is afraid to stop. I think we
Speaker 3: can be afraid. Clearly, see him be afraid in the movie.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's ever been a point where he's
Speaker 2: been afraid.
Speaker 1: He was the parent's coming home.
Speaker 2: He was not afraid of it. He like the whole
Speaker 2: that whole movie was him just being like, oh, I
Speaker 2: could have fixed this at any time I was. We
Speaker 2: were never in any danger. I think has no fear
Speaker 2: at all. He just goes in there, things up, waits
Speaker 2: for kids to learn a lesson, and dips. He's also
Speaker 2: got a bag full of bullshit that he can just
Speaker 2: pull out. Like the Thing one and Thing two, we
Speaker 2: don't fear nothing, Like I don't.
Speaker 3: Thing one and Thing two are the scary parts because
Speaker 3: I feel like Thing one the Thing too. If you
Speaker 3: give them a command, they complete it. I just that's
Speaker 3: what scares me, is like, hey, go kill every single
Speaker 3: person in Gaza, and they'll be like and they're just
Speaker 3: going and like in an hour you'll get a message like, yeah,
Speaker 3: Gaza sanitized. It's like everyone's dead. Interesting, it's like everyone
Speaker 3: here is dead and the place is cleaned up really
Speaker 3: like the buildings. The buildings are built back up and
Speaker 3: there's no human bodies, but we know they're gone. Feel
Speaker 3: a mass death happened here.
Speaker 2: You keep going.
Speaker 1: It's Kings.
Speaker 2: It's like our fucking show Kings, the James.
Speaker 1: M Yahoo. We got j Yahoo Jamon Yahoo's cry.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the the thumbnail. You're gonna be gonna
Speaker 2: We're gonna put your head on. We're gonna merge your
Speaker 2: and Benjamin and say it is awesome.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying he has Yahoo. He They will complete
Speaker 3: any task you put them to.
Speaker 2: Who thing one and thing to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so here, So here's the loophole. Uh, don't be afraid.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: It's over like it's it's just like, dude, like it's
Speaker 2: not even close.
Speaker 3: But it's not. It's not simple like don't be afraid.
Speaker 3: That's the whole point of the books is like it's
Speaker 3: not just don't be afraid, because not being afraid, being
Speaker 3: afraid is a part of being alive. Sure you can't
Speaker 3: just like turn off being afraid.
Speaker 1: The cat can. The cat has ain't from here, so
Speaker 1: he has a chance to do that action.
Speaker 2: I would argue they're probably from the same place, probably
Speaker 2: the same terrifying. I just don't think it's even a
Speaker 2: it's he's just a fucking clown. You know, and then
Speaker 2: when he gets like killed for real, he's like he
Speaker 2: more he folds into a baby or some weird shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I saw that movie a while ago.
Speaker 2: I would definitely, I would definitely like if there was
Speaker 2: a Calshi, if there was like a poly Market, I'm like, what.
Speaker 3: Is what is up with the gambling? You you're really
Speaker 3: gamble coding? You hanging out with Jake Paul like that lately?
Speaker 1: I just noticed it a lot.
Speaker 2: It's like always like a lot of news is reported
Speaker 2: through like oh, poly Market expects this, and it's like
Speaker 2: why is this happening?
Speaker 1: But so I'm just like hyper aware of it. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm getting disgusted with all the memes that are being
Speaker 1: brought to you by prize Picks and all this shit.
Speaker 1: I know you'll see the tag on like fucking memes now,
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Bro, I can't do that was happening for a while,
Speaker 2: the watermark on the fucking memes ship. But no, I've
Speaker 2: not seen this show. Maybe I'll get around to it.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I are we doing an extra
Speaker 1: show after this or that.
Speaker 2: That we're were doing that for Friday? Oh good question? No,
Speaker 2: well whatever, you guys want.
Speaker 1: Really, what do you guys want? Different?
Speaker 2: You're different?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 3: No, I was just what do you want? Because you're asking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was only asking because I was going to
Speaker 1: time ordering food.
Speaker 2: That that was my okay, we could, we could get
Speaker 2: we could, we could do it today, all right, free Friday,
Speaker 2: all right, just time, time your food.
Speaker 1: Bennie and the Jets.
Speaker 2: Bennie and the Jets, you're right now, and just like
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, you can always just go out and
Speaker 2: get it. That's like that. What is it that clip
Speaker 2: of Paul McCartney exploding in his concert that goes viral
Speaker 2: every now and again.
Speaker 1: I don't think I see that.
Speaker 2: You never seen that where it's like living let die
Speaker 2: and then the captains always like Paul McCartney dies, and
Speaker 2: it's pretty convincing. It looks like he's the piano.
Speaker 3: Blowing up during the super presentation the cold position.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it was Pepsi.
Speaker 1: I think it was PEPSI would happen to Pepsi, It
Speaker 1: would happen with pepsi. PEPSI can't catch a break. Paul
Speaker 1: and the Jets. I think Benny and the Niggas, sounds better,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't even it doesn't even fit.
Speaker 3: Niggas in the Jets sounds better than Benny and the Niggas.
Speaker 2: It doesn't fit almost almost objectively, Cason, do it?
Speaker 1: Sing it? Where is it? Sing it? Sing it so
Speaker 1: and show me how it fits better than Nigga and
Speaker 1: the Jets, Benny and the Niggas.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it's really I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously it doesn't die, but it looks insane.
Speaker 3: That looks like a scene from Hollow Night when you
Speaker 3: fight the grim Troop like a fucking fire. You're in
Speaker 3: a circus and then fire comes off the Florida vampires.
Speaker 1: In front of I don't know any of these references
Speaker 1: you're making.
Speaker 3: Man, Sorry, I played great games. My apologies.
Speaker 1: I played it too.
Speaker 2: I just dipped because it's like I got patience for this.
Speaker 2: But all right, let's see, would you rather gain muscle
Speaker 2: or gain what is this? This name cuts off? God
Speaker 2: damn it, you loser. Now, we appreciate your continuing support.
Speaker 2: I just saw that you've been here for a while.
Speaker 2: I apologize or gain eagers from outer and then it
Speaker 2: cuts out, So sorry about that. Well, if your name's
Speaker 2: in the credits will get the full name red, but
Speaker 2: he says, hello, come goblins. Have you ever seen real
Speaker 2: footage from a movie or a game and you and
Speaker 2: thought to yourself, no way, this is real, just a
Speaker 2: gameplay of arc Radis for the first time, and just
Speaker 2: straight up thought that someone AI generated. Thank you for
Speaker 2: I mean, thank you for keeping me from eating people
Speaker 2: at the factory I work at. Well, I mean, listen, sir,
Speaker 2: have you ever seen fut it from a movie or
Speaker 2: a game that you thought yourself, no way, this is real?
Speaker 1: No way this is real? Well, I mean it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be real because it's video games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a video game. So thanks for writing in loser.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the friend, I don't understand the framing
Speaker 1: of this question. So I get it.
Speaker 2: So you saw a gameplay from arc Raders for the
Speaker 2: first time. I thought someone AI generated it. But like,
Speaker 2: I want to know what I mean, Like I want
Speaker 2: to know what was crazy bad, Like it's like it's
Speaker 2: so bad or so good or like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I do under I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of confused. A I think at the end
Speaker 1: would imply that like it looked they thought so when
Speaker 1: AI Generated must mean that it's bad or that it's not,
Speaker 1: Like you can't believe that that's in the game. Is
Speaker 1: that what it is?
Speaker 2: I just don't know what. I don't know anything that
Speaker 2: I've ever seen that I would think, like that's unbelievable,
Speaker 2: either you know, from a video game or a movie,
Speaker 2: the stuff I've seen in real life, Like there's video
Speaker 2: stuff like like, no way this is real. No way
Speaker 2: that cat got just sucked I got just got sucked
Speaker 2: into a tornado man, No way man, No way that
Speaker 2: I happened. No way that fat kids selling chocolates got
Speaker 2: sucked up into a tornado man. No way that goat
Speaker 2: got sucked up into a tornado.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and one of them the same tornado, but one
Speaker 3: of them is real.
Speaker 1: Do you know that.
Speaker 2: I'm even gonna bother the uh?
Speaker 1: I imagine it's got to be a negative framing because
Speaker 1: it's like he's so arc radd for the frame it
Speaker 1: looks like someone.
Speaker 4: Like you can't believe that game is real, Like and
Speaker 4: I AI Generation, I think I know what he's saying
Speaker 4: because like there's footage, the only footage that I've ever
Speaker 4: seen from ARC Graders that had me convinced.
Speaker 2: Like that made me look at it like is this real?
Speaker 2: Was that there was in there was an animation of
Speaker 2: like there's these leaper things. There's these like big spider
Speaker 2: robots that leap in such a way that you kind
Speaker 2: of can't believe it because it's like it's animated really well.
Speaker 2: But it's also like you just think, like, there's no
Speaker 2: way that thing can see me. It's like miles away,
Speaker 2: and then it just jumps at you and you see
Speaker 2: it and it's and it moves like kind of convincingly realistically,
Speaker 2: and it does I know, I maybe that's what he's
Speaker 2: talking about. I think so, because that's the only thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen where I'm like, no way, that's a
Speaker 2: video game. It was pretty convincing, and like surprisingly he's
Speaker 2: using movie and game and then what it's it's only
Speaker 2: the last thing that he says, the.
Speaker 3: Idea being unbelievable in the medium that you're.
Speaker 1: Watching, why would AI generation be that it has kind.
Speaker 3: Of feels kind of like ridiculous.
Speaker 1: All that's what it feels.
Speaker 2: It feels it's a negative.
Speaker 1: It's negative. Anything that's any anything that's attached to AI
Speaker 1: is negative. Right now, So when he's saying, it looks
Speaker 1: like someone and I AI generated. It is only bad.
Speaker 2: I wish he described what he saw.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's simple, but like that's it's that's
Speaker 1: a little well. I feel like that's what else could
Speaker 1: it be if somebody would not use that as something positive?
Speaker 1: By saying, man, I saw this and looked like someone
Speaker 1: AI generator. That isn't that's not positive. That is purely negative,
Speaker 1: meaning that he can't believe how bad it is. That's
Speaker 1: then what's the only only thing it could be?
Speaker 2: So I gotta be realized. I just don't have an answer.
Speaker 3: I don't I really, I really don't care, like I like,
Speaker 3: I really like like I respect how passionate you are
Speaker 3: conversing in that. I don't give a fun.
Speaker 2: It's not passion, it's just deciphering something.
Speaker 3: I respect your willingness to decipher that deep. Yeah, fuss
Speaker 3: you though not even it's not deep though, That's what
Speaker 3: I feel like. There's a problem with fucking people immedia.
Speaker 3: They think it's deep when it's not. It's not deep,
Speaker 3: but it's like you're just talking. Like the fact that
Speaker 3: you're willing to decide for that further, in general.
Speaker 1: Is like, is it not just like the natural inclination
Speaker 1: to just solve something real quick, like a quick little problem.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't. That's the thing. It was quick, Like
Speaker 1: I get it, like, no, I understand what three minutes? No,
Speaker 1: I understand, brother, you're talking about throwaway versus like you're
Speaker 1: acting like I s spent.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: We're talking about something. We're talking about Kingston, No Church,
Speaker 1: We're not doing that anymore. Look, don't don't buddy the
Speaker 1: water man.
Speaker 3: Look, I get it, Like it's like, oh, you guys
Speaker 3: are confused about something and you guys are trying to
Speaker 3: figure it out for me, And my brain was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I assume he's talking about this.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Did you have an answer that? Did you have an
Speaker 2: answer to anything? Does that strike you as anything that
Speaker 2: you would have an answer for?
Speaker 1: I saw, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I saw women put a dill though that was like
Speaker 3: way too big up ass you could see.
Speaker 1: Like in Sternham somewhere, and I was like, that can't
Speaker 1: be real.
Speaker 3: Turns out it was very real.
Speaker 2: It's actually a good answer because it is a movie.
Speaker 3: You know, it's still film, it's art.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just I have seen things that I can't believe
Speaker 2: weren't and I generated because they're so stupid, you know,
Speaker 2: like I don't have an answer. Never mind, I made
Speaker 2: that up. I was hoping that, like I could say
Speaker 2: something that I remember it didn't I do that.
Speaker 1: I did that recently.
Speaker 3: I think you ran, you ran, you ran to the jump,
Speaker 3: and then you did it finish the jumps.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes it's a good strategy. Sometimes it gets more
Speaker 2: more often than not that works. But like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't work that time, and like.
Speaker 3: That also least people saying that's completely ridiculous just to
Speaker 3: finish the job.
Speaker 1: Fucking assholes do do that, Like they're like I can't internally,
Speaker 1: I can't feel embarrassed. Now, I have to finish it.
Speaker 1: I gotta stick the land. Yeah, I'm going to make
Speaker 1: something up.
Speaker 2: I used to do that a lot somethings really insecure
Speaker 2: about like just like sounding stupid. Yeah, so I would
Speaker 2: just like if I started something and I just didn't
Speaker 2: where it was going, I would just like, but like, uh,
Speaker 2: a friend of mine, my friend Marin, gets pissed off
Speaker 2: of me all the time because like I'll be talking
Speaker 2: to him on like the uh discord or whatever, and
Speaker 2: I'd be like I mean, like, hey, look at this
Speaker 2: before I have anything to have any of the show,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'll scroll for a little bit.
Speaker 3: That feels crazy, That feels genuinely insane because you're What
Speaker 3: makes it worse is you're you're initiating it. That's why
Speaker 3: that feels like genuinely crazy.
Speaker 2: I just need to like I'm engaging a game with
Speaker 2: which to challenge myself, Like all right, let's start.
Speaker 3: But you're dragging someone else into Now, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: He deserves to be dragged into it though.
Speaker 3: He's a dragonable fellow. He's a dragonble fellow.
Speaker 2: And I'll admit most of the time I have seen
Speaker 2: something and I'm like, hey, look at this, but I
Speaker 2: haven't sent it yet, and he'll be annoyed. That's like, well,
Speaker 2: why didn't you send it yet? Like you should only
Speaker 2: say hey, look at this once you've send it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's attached.
Speaker 1: It should be at Yeah, this would be.
Speaker 2: But I'm in the process of doing it. But now,
Speaker 2: like I know that it bothers him so much that
Speaker 2: like I've gotten to the habit of like just saying
Speaker 2: it before I found anything, hoping that or.
Speaker 1: Just never respond Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes like something like I couldn't find anything.
Speaker 1: Definitely been like yo before and never.
Speaker 2: Jojo. Yeah you've done that.
Speaker 1: It's like you're like, oh, what's up?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you gotta do it to Lily. It's great,
Speaker 3: but I don't talk to Lily. What And then he's
Speaker 3: literally just defintely silent.
Speaker 2: Actually, well, listen, we don't have an answer. I apologize
Speaker 2: for the lack of an answer that.
Speaker 1: We have for that. Also confirm, confirm for us exactly
Speaker 1: what you meant by that too. I would love I
Speaker 1: love a follow up on that. Just yea, yeah, confirm
Speaker 1: your still life anyway, because he might have made something
Speaker 1: completely different. Yeah, maybe we're completely misterpreted.
Speaker 2: And he says, I've noticed Chris gets compared to that
Speaker 2: one guy, zoron Jovic, And I'm curious if Chris agrees
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. That name is crazy
Speaker 2: g v.
Speaker 1: O j I C just a I gay point of
Speaker 1: you getting a bunch of like who did this? Uh
Speaker 1: t c A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really funny but also super insensitive.
Speaker 1: How can we put this on a.
Speaker 3: You can make money from this guy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen this guy. Now, this is guys, this
Speaker 2: is just a white person with glasses.
Speaker 3: Is that guy?
Speaker 2: I guess he's his fan art looks like his fan r.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what it is.
Speaker 2: It's the fan ar. All fan art of me is
Speaker 2: gonna look the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they're white and glasses, but like he doesn't
Speaker 1: look There is a guy like he's like a coach
Speaker 1: for some football team that I was, right, fuck's that
Speaker 1: Scott the waz.
Speaker 2: Anyway, listen. Colin brought it up to me, uh recently
Speaker 2: or like now recently a couple of times where like
Speaker 2: there's like a coach for some football team or some
Speaker 2: soccer team that looks a lot like me, and he
Speaker 2: has showed me a picture of it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I do agree. Actually this time he's got the same
Speaker 2: like facial features and the same like John like cheek
Speaker 2: bones you.
Speaker 3: Should look up. But like coaches that look like me.
Speaker 1: Oh oh that's gonna work really well?
Speaker 3: What if it does?
Speaker 1: Let me you know what, let me let me be
Speaker 1: a dick. I wonder if I could find it now.
Speaker 1: I can't I give a coach that just call calling
Speaker 1: real fast, call con it's insane. Why is that insane?
Speaker 2: We might be recording right now. Actually, so it'll be
Speaker 2: it baked into the show. I have seen two billion
Speaker 2: podcasts where they do that ship. We we just did
Speaker 2: an episode where we actually talked about how we agreed
Speaker 2: never to call each other, like it's like unless it's
Speaker 2: like super important, so for the day after it to
Speaker 2: be something so stupid.
Speaker 1: Actually that makes it even funnier.
Speaker 2: It does make it any know, we just discussed I know,
Speaker 2: we just talked about never talking up.
Speaker 1: I need to tell you.
Speaker 2: I know, we just talked about how we never call
Speaker 2: each other. When we do, it's always inconvenient.
Speaker 3: But I feel like most calls are inconvenient. I feel
Speaker 3: like most calls are inconvenient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never nice to Yeah, I don't really answer
Speaker 1: the first time. I usually got a call back.
Speaker 3: I answer.
Speaker 1: It's just it's like I'm usually doing something like I'll
Speaker 1: call back in a segment.
Speaker 2: Yes, usually I usually answered, say I'm gonna call back,
Speaker 2: and then I forget. Yeah, I usually answer, you know
Speaker 2: when it's the escorts that are confirming my point. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you comes to my house that good news the card
Speaker 2: went through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you never that's where it comes to
Speaker 3: my fucking house at a motel or like a Super eight.
Speaker 3: I have a motel, and I'm like, yo, that's great.
Speaker 3: Sates are real. But like i've been with, Yeah, what
Speaker 3: do you mean motels are real too? What are you saying?
Speaker 3: I've never been a Super eight. That's why that's.
Speaker 1: Crazy you say motels and super eight? Superrates are real.
Speaker 3: Super ates are real because I remember Super eight the
Speaker 3: movie more than I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Motel six, Yeah, six, super eight?
Speaker 2: Why this skips seven is bullshit? He's crazy?
Speaker 3: It's lucky anyone is there is not lucky point.
Speaker 2: Because seven is a criminal. Remember, oh because at eight nine?
Speaker 1: Right, and that that's the dad joke. I remember that.
Speaker 2: That's the lore of why you don't see the seven anyway?
Speaker 2: Why six or three to seven?
Speaker 1: I forgot?
Speaker 2: It's afread of seven? Because seven is a pedophive fourteen children?
Speaker 1: Double what? He was.
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 1: Seven? Rape?
Speaker 2: Nine obviously?
Speaker 1: Oh interesting?
Speaker 2: Lock him up anyway?
Speaker 3: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, rate nine, ten eleven.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy? Oh, Sniggins rode in. So this is
Speaker 2: going to be like, listen, this is gonna be a
Speaker 2: Devil's adding a kind of question. Okay, so be prepared.
Speaker 2: Hello to the White one the one who's wrong constantly
Speaker 2: and the one built like nineties animated Kingpin. If you
Speaker 2: were forced to become an all right grifter against one
Speaker 2: minority group, which one are you targeting?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Easy way, I'll let you guys answer first. I think
Speaker 3: I know where Derek's gonna interesting. I think I know
Speaker 3: where Derek's gonna land. Attention what he said?
Speaker 2: We tried.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: If you were forced to become all right grifter against
Speaker 2: one minority group, which one are you targeting?
Speaker 1: I think Derek's up proven where he stands.
Speaker 2: I don't like the Smithsonians.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: People that are not occupy the Smithsonian?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why are?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They live there, Smithsonians smith Smith.
Speaker 3: I was aggressive. Also my part that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Needlessly.
Speaker 1: What do you have against lispers?
Speaker 3: I don't like lispers. It's crazy, Lily said, I have
Speaker 3: a list for enough time for me to believe. I
Speaker 3: thought I had one.
Speaker 2: You do have one.
Speaker 1: I don't you do. I do not have a list.
Speaker 2: Check the footage and edit a lisp in there.
Speaker 3: You're a raging bastard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah whatever, Yeah, Wait, what's your answer? I feel
Speaker 2: like I should answer last.
Speaker 3: I feel like I should answer last. Why Because I
Speaker 3: just think I should. I said it for I'll last.
Speaker 2: I called last. I called last first.
Speaker 3: Now let me think, I want to see how I
Speaker 3: engauge myself at Like I'm trying to see like what
Speaker 3: I should say.
Speaker 2: The honest answer is probably.
Speaker 3: Man, oh, I know my knees. I can go first
Speaker 3: with me too.
Speaker 2: I think the BRIT's honestly, But that's a lame answer,
Speaker 2: like it's not like exciting.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't so white women is acceptable.
Speaker 3: The problem is that you'll lose.
Speaker 1: But here's the can't You can't. Historically speaking, white women
Speaker 1: is acceptable, but you can't mention that they're white. You
Speaker 1: just go after them, then they'll be accepted.
Speaker 6: You just don't specify, right, yours won't be accepted, Chris, Okay,
Speaker 6: because unless they're all specifically like liberal or something, right right, right,
Speaker 6: So you can go after liberal British guys or something,
Speaker 6: but you can't mention them being white.
Speaker 1: That's the whole that's the whole thing. White people.
Speaker 2: Like fucking Britage, you know what, Saudi Arabians whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, good answer.
Speaker 3: I can't because the people are doing so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, Man, I don't know if if we have
Speaker 2: to pick like that's the thing. It's like, the question
Speaker 2: is right wing grifter, so we have to it's gotta
Speaker 2: be you know, And I think that would actually lead
Speaker 2: to a lot of success. Yeah, because there's valid critique
Speaker 2: answer from Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1: You can even get some like moderate like forget moderate people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be my answer, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially all the people that after the comedy and.
Speaker 2: Mister Beast opening a fucking yeah right right, you talking
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: I can't remember if over there too.
Speaker 2: It is like the fact that mister Beast, I love
Speaker 2: the people were afraid of zara On Mamdani implements the
Speaker 2: Sila in New York City. Is if that was ever
Speaker 2: gonna happen. But then mister Beast, the whitest guy on
Speaker 2: the planet, goes and and forces surreal law in Saudi
Speaker 2: Arabia with a.
Speaker 1: Fucking beast the food park. It's so fucking funny to me.
Speaker 2: Gotta gotta gotta be adhere to. It's always the ones
Speaker 2: you least expect. It's always it's always the ones you
Speaker 2: least expect to implement the real law.
Speaker 3: Beast. Misters there would be fine with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, best mister and miss beast mister and bister meast.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know they'll they'll coagulate. I like bister means a
Speaker 2: lot personally more than beast mister mister.
Speaker 3: It's that fucking little fucking looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little hooligan fella. That's good man.
Speaker 2: What about you answer white women?
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that's why women.
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah, you can take up the angle of
Speaker 2: like you should be in the kitchen kind.
Speaker 3: Of no, just like you guys cause every problem. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that would be work for drifters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's the whole premise of
Speaker 2: the question. So you've got you've gotta, you gotta, you
Speaker 2: gotta pick one that's that works. You can just do
Speaker 2: white women again. It just it just needs to be
Speaker 2: within the prospect, within the within the context of like
Speaker 2: you need to be in the kitchen, get home, you
Speaker 2: need to be raising a family. Shouldn't be a CEO
Speaker 2: of turning point. U s A. Yeah, we won't talk
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: That is very funny, so stupid. It's it's like the
Speaker 2: the ball, the plane faced irony of it is awesome.
Speaker 3: I just love it home saying that it's like, bitch,
Speaker 3: why can you leave?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you leave. It's that I have a friend
Speaker 1: who she's very she she's a preacher or whatever. But
Speaker 1: so I'm like, why are you you're not you're literally
Speaker 1: by your rule book, you're not supposed to be doing this.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 3: I am abnormality, and so you should die. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: You should stop being alive.
Speaker 3: How about that don't get killed but die.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good cover.
Speaker 3: That's my new thing. Don't get killed. You should die, though,
Speaker 3: you should die.
Speaker 2: It's good cover. Yeah, you guys know my answer. So
Speaker 2: you can go next one?
Speaker 1: What is it? Just remind me?
Speaker 2: I love sucking.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, this is bloody. Would is a good band? Listen,
Speaker 1: this is a crazy you're writing Penis Micro Penis Mike,
Speaker 1: Who's dad. He sounds familiar, Penis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds familiar. No, but that sounds like a
Speaker 2: character that we That sounds like something that we did
Speaker 2: a long time ago. Peenis Penis Mike wrote in No
Speaker 2: Penis Mike wrote it. He says, when I was a
Speaker 2: wee lad, my sister pulled a prank on her roommate.
Speaker 2: She basically wrote red rum on the bathroom wall, so
Speaker 2: when you'd look in the mirror and say murder, crazy right.
Speaker 2: My dad said that prank was too far and indulged
Speaker 2: us in what he considered as a harmless prank. One night,
Speaker 2: when he and his pals were drinking, they did the
Speaker 2: old whoever passes out first gag on his pal by
Speaker 2: rubbing ketchup between his ass cheeks and having him think,
Speaker 2: having him wake up thinking he got raped.
Speaker 1: That was not where I thought that was gonna go.
Speaker 2: No, me neither. So as I was reading it, I
Speaker 2: was also as soon as I was like, oh, rap,
Speaker 2: that's crazy, I thought it was. I thought it was like,
Speaker 2: oh she should blood.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, well, like they were just using any
Speaker 1: subject rubbing catch up with someone's as crack and asshole
Speaker 1: is devious. Yes, it's already enough to where you sexually
Speaker 1: assaulted your friends by rubbing his ash cheeks. Why you
Speaker 1: don't get it, man, It.
Speaker 2: Was the seventies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was two thousand and ninety.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody was acting there.
Speaker 2: Everybody was acting there. It was pre it was twenty
Speaker 2: It was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a half an hour
Speaker 3: before lockdown got shaded. Everybody was acting crazy.
Speaker 1: Everybody's doing you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, damn that is first of all, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. I don't so Look, there's a chances
Speaker 2: have made up right in. But I also kind of
Speaker 2: like I'm on the air of like I could believe
Speaker 2: that because like the pranks that I remember people talking about.
Speaker 1: Were fucking in cities.
Speaker 3: Some of them were like fucked up.
Speaker 1: Some of them were just like, oh you rape that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of just fraternity stuff and did.
Speaker 2: My penis in his mouth, and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's rape.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I put my cock in his fucking eyelid, and I
Speaker 3: popped the eyeball, came on his brain and put his
Speaker 3: eyeball back in. It's like, you're a sexual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're also amazing. I have definitely to be able
Speaker 2: to reattach an eye like that, just like.
Speaker 3: He popped it out, popped it out, put it to
Speaker 3: the side.
Speaker 2: To the side.
Speaker 3: That's also impressive, but big busting there it and fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, A lot of those it's like those movies.
Speaker 2: It's like those movies in the two thousands that were
Speaker 2: like about the like the Nerds and how.
Speaker 1: Like it would be like that was more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would be like there would be like a
Speaker 2: peeping on like uh, revenge people and like the women
Speaker 2: in the even small villain Revenge of the Sumn gets
Speaker 2: his xtra vision, he's like peering into the locker room.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, he did it.
Speaker 3: I mean I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean like you're I mean I would do that too.
Speaker 1: I mean teenagers are.
Speaker 2: Going teenage, you know what I mean. Like, but likes
Speaker 2: it is kind.
Speaker 3: Of wild that like Aveng nerds. That scene is crazy
Speaker 3: because I was like, that's the nerds just fucked up.
Speaker 2: Porky.
Speaker 3: He was just about like Vader, right, he was just
Speaker 3: in Vader and he was like, wait did he look
Speaker 3: at a text? Like it's kind of on the I
Speaker 3: think about it, like, oh, also you like falsely.
Speaker 2: It wasn't there one of the things that they would
Speaker 2: like the Scott like you would wear different clothes or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm gonna get you laid, you wear the
Speaker 2: mascot outfit or whatever, and then like I'll swamp switch.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. It's it's like that was just a
Speaker 2: thing that like was written as if like yeah, this happens,
Speaker 2: and it's funny.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's such a big that's the big problem.
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, it is kind of wild.
Speaker 3: Like my friend asked me to that, and I'd be like, no, bro,
Speaker 3: absolutely are you I might please be joking or I
Speaker 3: really can't be your friend anymore, basically, like please be kidding.
Speaker 3: Even if you're a kidding, I would have talked to
Speaker 3: you less, but I might still be your friend.
Speaker 2: That's a moral failing. Like that's kind of beyond a
Speaker 2: lot of things, you know what I mean, like where
Speaker 2: it's just like all right, because that's like playful rape,
Speaker 2: Like that's that's like you're being whimsical about it, Like
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing sitcom rape. It's fine.
Speaker 3: I call it plate.
Speaker 2: You know, it's plate, that is, It's it's just play.
Speaker 2: I'm a playpist, you know, yeah, plapist, dude, I don't
Speaker 2: know play Yeah, yeah, I mean we yeah, the y
Speaker 2: you know? Oh no, no, the why is going to
Speaker 2: be there?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: The why's he going to be there?
Speaker 1: Feels good?
Speaker 2: It feels good well. Jewels Adventure. Jewels Adventures wrote and
Speaker 2: he says this one do we answer the question?
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if there was a question. I
Speaker 2: think you just talked about crazy praying that his dad
Speaker 2: told him about. Oh yeah, I guess they was just
Speaker 2: telling us that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Uh, Jewels Adventures wrote, and he says, this is what
Speaker 2: this one is for? The Great Dog Debate of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five? Is there a dog debate that we end?
Speaker 2: Oh maybe something we were talking about, like whether or
Speaker 2: not they're really intelligent or whether or not they're fucking
Speaker 2: faking it? I don't Oh no, he says, this one's
Speaker 2: for the Great Dog Debate.
Speaker 1: Of twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: Where where where people give dogs human names? Oh right,
Speaker 2: I forgot about this my old I just kept reading
Speaker 2: My oldest dog, Uh just named Sam?
Speaker 1: What is named? It?
Speaker 2: Says Jay?
Speaker 1: From here it looked like an eye from there. From
Speaker 1: there it looked more accurate to what he was trying
Speaker 1: to say than what he actually wrote.
Speaker 3: Autocorrected, your brain autocorrected.
Speaker 2: I'm too close to it, Jay, my dogs, my oldest God,
Speaker 2: this is fucking specifically dog. My oldest dog just named Sam,
Speaker 2: Porno documented on vet records and all. Then I have
Speaker 2: like a Hikita and little dude. Point is I think
Speaker 2: it's funny to name a dog something something normal, like Steve,
Speaker 2: but it can't be so boring as to make one
Speaker 2: of them Dan. What's wait, I don't agree.
Speaker 3: Line is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: It's saying like, oh, it's ironic, so it's funny you
Speaker 1: don't love your animals.
Speaker 2: I think look, I would prefer insane names personally. If
Speaker 2: you had like a bunch of dogs, I could see
Speaker 2: naming one of them like something normal, as like a
Speaker 2: because it adds you can't huh.
Speaker 1: Tired.
Speaker 2: I think it's one thing to have like one dog
Speaker 2: and name it like Paul or something, and it's another
Speaker 2: thing to have like three dogs.
Speaker 1: And this is like, this is mister Mitten's this is
Speaker 1: fucking yeah, this is mister Minten is the dog.
Speaker 2: This is my other dog socks and uh and this
Speaker 2: is my dog James, James. I think that adds to it.
Speaker 2: I think it's here's the problem I have. Hold he
Speaker 2: dies first, though, it's gotta be the it's gotta be
Speaker 2: the least healthy one, because we can't just be you
Speaker 2: can't be left with James.
Speaker 1: It's just stupid because it's funny the first time you
Speaker 1: hear it, and then it's never funny again, So it's
Speaker 1: just stupid. Well, I mean, like naming your kids something goofy,
Speaker 1: where it's like it's funny the first time you hear it,
Speaker 1: then you think about it, you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it's fucked up animals something like that.
Speaker 1: I get. Well, if if you think of animals as lesser, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: Well, No, it's not gonna affect that.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna effect they're standing in society if they're
Speaker 2: named like I think it does.
Speaker 1: Maybe not.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna not get employed because their name is something.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna penis man rapicus like it's it's gonna
Speaker 2: get treated, gonna get treated. It's it's it's it's it's
Speaker 2: stupid by who the other dog?
Speaker 3: People are people?
Speaker 2: People are stupid, but.
Speaker 3: Interact with it.
Speaker 1: You you you forget how stupid people are. Chris, I get.
Speaker 1: I just don't agree. It's the same.
Speaker 3: It's not the same, not the same.
Speaker 2: Obviously, it's not what I disagree with what you're saying.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is it's the same, And I'm arguing
Speaker 2: against I'm gonna say you're saying something I do like
Speaker 2: I do, like little.
Speaker 1: Dude, those are good names. Yeah, little Dudeia like a
Speaker 1: they're not bad.
Speaker 2: Sam Porno's crazy. I think like that's that's a bit
Speaker 2: much because that's not even.
Speaker 1: A normal name.
Speaker 2: That's just me, you know, Sam Samport Is it Sam Porno? Bitches?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Sanmporter Bridges, is that what you did? It's even crazier,
Speaker 2: Sam Porno? Yeah, what is that a reference to?
Speaker 1: I wonder?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I Sam from those Pornosh, it's silly. I mean,
Speaker 3: if I've forgotten it is that's a guy just be
Speaker 3: named like Steve Movies. If he's an actor. It was
Speaker 3: Franklin Films.
Speaker 1: Franklin Films.
Speaker 3: I mean, I write it's me Gerald Games, Gerald guy
Speaker 3: that does reviews. The guy's movie reviews that had the
Speaker 3: blackface with Blade with.
Speaker 2: Jeremy John, Jeremy John Jones, Yeah, Jeremy Gary Films, Jeremy
Speaker 2: Jeremy Reviews. I guess yeah, Like everything would be named after.
Speaker 2: Everybody's named after, whether it's like so like a recording
Speaker 2: is like I'm Jeremy Garbage.
Speaker 1: That's great, Oh God, speaking of Garbage, Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: Oh man. We got through a couple of questions. I think, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go. Let's move. Let's move into the the the
Speaker 2: credits portion of the show. Remember you can go over
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Speaker 2: your name right at the end of the show if
Speaker 2: you want to put your name in for the twenty
Speaker 2: five dollar tier. Definitely, it's not a five dollar tier.
Speaker 2: Twenty five dollar tier. The whole point of this is
Speaker 2: just to make me say your fucking name. So whatever
Speaker 2: you say, whatever you write, I'll say it unless it's illegal.
Speaker 1: I guess they will get all hard rs, like every
Speaker 1: single one.
Speaker 2: I like that you say that is if we haven't
Speaker 2: gotten that before.
Speaker 3: I mean, have you got that many before?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about not that many. I will say every person,
Speaker 1: even the people that are extremely uncomfortable to do it,
Speaker 1: Like I really don't want to write this. This feels wrong.
Speaker 1: I hope they do it. You think I would prefer that,
Speaker 1: not happy?
Speaker 3: You think it's not wrong about writing hard R. I
Speaker 3: guess intentions, well, some people.
Speaker 2: There are some people that are are you saying is
Speaker 2: like writing it worse than saying it.
Speaker 3: Even it weren't your equivalent, And it's like I think
Speaker 3: intention is I think they're close, but.
Speaker 1: There's some people that it doesn't start a script that way.
Speaker 1: I just write rally right the end and I'll delete it.
Speaker 1: I can't get out of my I request did Jojo
Speaker 1: to say it? She will not.
Speaker 2: It's almost more offensive, literally has she has? She never
Speaker 2: said it said ever like actually.
Speaker 1: First of all, in her culture, it doesn't exist that
Speaker 1: she knows. It didn't exist in her culture, right, Like what.
Speaker 3: They call black people on or something like that, fay
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 1: What have.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they have something, but they're like all wow,
Speaker 4: faming like fair oh really yeah, that was like an
Speaker 4: acronym for.
Speaker 3: Like fairies and goblins. It might be an acronym, but
Speaker 3: it's like the fairies and goblins, all those Greeks and
Speaker 3: all the things that clearly were pro elephants, all the
Speaker 3: things that were.
Speaker 1: It's clearly, clearly no correlation at all.
Speaker 3: Fay are clearly what Progerians, people that were born with
Speaker 3: physical disabilities, they were.
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Speaker 1: Fucking witch?
Speaker 3: What did you say? I pulled the moment that he
Speaker 3: like reads minds and he's like, what did you say
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 1: You nigga?
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Speaker 2: just targets limbs. The tonate operator shoot a dog? Is
Speaker 2: that something that happened. I don't remember that. Statistically, he
Speaker 2: wasn't an officer, so maybe I have a hard time believe.
Speaker 2: I would imagine like fifty officers, I've shot a dog.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately. Yeah, it's like part of training.
Speaker 2: They use a real dog. They use dogs that like
Speaker 2: flunked out of the academy. There's something they use like
Speaker 2: like uh dishonorably discharged dogs.
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Speaker 2: There's a guy on TikTok that looks and acts like
Speaker 2: Derek with two percent less self control named Sean Soko
Speaker 2: And then I bet it's nothing like him.
Speaker 1: I bet Sean sokoll. Yeah, am gonna yeah, because you
Speaker 1: got a shot. There's a meme of a guy that
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Speaker 2: Yeah we've seen him many times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one he was sort of like me that he's
Speaker 3: not the Pharaoh.
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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna grab like a fucking thing out, like
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Speaker 2: I'm actually specifically trying to cut alcohol out. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't really drink that much, but like when I do,
Speaker 2: I just don't, like, I don't know, it's just not
Speaker 2: fun anymore. You do like drinking and also like, uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Yeah, I'm just kind of over substances.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ain't kind of done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thirty, I'm thirty one, about to be thirty two.
Speaker 2: I think I think I'm all right.
Speaker 1: No more smoking weed, no more.
Speaker 2: I mean I haven't smoked weed in fucking forever.
Speaker 1: Really, no more stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe every now and again, what that?
Speaker 2: What have you showed him? No, that's literally nothing, so
Speaker 2: that's shown soco. Yeah, hold on, he might He might
Speaker 2: not have said to be fair. I don't remember what
Speaker 2: the writing was. He didn't say he looked like him.
Speaker 2: I don't think he said he's like you, So it
Speaker 2: might be a personality thing to be fair to him.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think he said look like.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I think that's what he meant.
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Speaker 2: food cake.
Speaker 3: That his name is Tom Sweener.
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Speaker 2: Can Kingson be the first target? Since he's so so
Speaker 2: black and gay?
Speaker 1: I'm not gay? Was that Elden ring or something south?
Speaker 2: Was it actually so crazy that shouldn't be as identifiable.
Speaker 1: As it is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh god, that side profile looked like me a little bit.
Speaker 2: That actually did Actually, but I thought for sure that
Speaker 2: was you. I thought I realized I thought for sure
Speaker 2: that was you, until I realized it was a person
Speaker 2: who was hanging out with friends.
Speaker 1: I hang out with my friends.
Speaker 2: I know, round eyed Asian Derek, not Shrauvin is innocent.
Speaker 2: Hashtag free him.
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Speaker 2: Of death note so that the death note doesn't actually
Speaker 2: work in light it's just really lucky knocks on door,
Speaker 2: missus Smith, I'm from Army. I'm from army, from army.
Speaker 2: Your son got owned in Iraq?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so great.
Speaker 2: It looks like it could be a relative.
Speaker 1: For sure. He's a little like me.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sideo file does look somewhat like you at
Speaker 2: it looks enough like you that like I would maybe
Speaker 2: be confused for a second. Yeah, does that me? Like
Speaker 2: I've seen people like that with me where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'll never forget the picture. Somebody took him some guy
Speaker 2: at an airport in Germany where it's just like that
Speaker 2: looks like you, and I'm like what I looked at
Speaker 2: it and I was like that was I there? I
Speaker 2: had a question. I was like, am I was? Am
Speaker 2: I am I Germany? You're in My thought was like
Speaker 2: I thought, was like maybe I mean I'm not in
Speaker 2: Germany clearly, but like, was that a photo taken of
Speaker 2: me at an airport? You know what I mean? Where
Speaker 2: it was like cause it looked so much like like
Speaker 2: he's wearing the same kind of clothes, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: tell if they were clothes that I owned. I just
Speaker 2: knew that, like I might own that. It's just like
Speaker 2: that was really distressing.
Speaker 1: You ever see that. Uh there was a Kobe Bryant
Speaker 1: Murle that was painted horribly and like this dude is
Speaker 1: like ranting in his car.
Speaker 2: He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Doesn't look anything like Kobe? And then coincidentally, a guy
Speaker 1: passes by that looks exactly like the Mrle and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's this nigga right here. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: I did see that. I saw that that came on
Speaker 2: my feet yesterday or a day ago.
Speaker 1: Oh oh interesting, Yeah, I gotta fight. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: Kobe Bean knocks on door, Missus Smith and I'm from Army.
Speaker 2: Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor
Speaker 2: in the face of an epic fail. That's probably some actual.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's actually happened, but I think that's like.
Speaker 1: Some guy probably thought that that was fine. Yeah, oh haha,
Speaker 1: what a stupid name.
Speaker 2: Queen of fab Hazard, Juicy gay these fellas out here,
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Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Blonde blue eyed German Man campaigning to make Pokemon two
Speaker 2: D again. It's so funny to see f A A
Speaker 2: A h Whereas like I know exactly how to read
Speaker 2: that now, Whereas like several months ago, I would have
Speaker 2: been like, what the fuck are you saying? I would
Speaker 2: have been like I would have been like fat, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, but now it's like it's like, oh, you
Speaker 2: don't know how to read that?
Speaker 1: What are you stupid? What are you?
Speaker 2: From two months ago? Blonde blue eyed German Man campaign
Speaker 2: to make Pokemon to again. Derek and JoJo's bizarre adventure
Speaker 2: Ukrainians is Unbreakable. Victor Frankenstein's Womb Sickness. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: that franken Sin movie. Very good, yeah, whatever, unbelievably good.
Speaker 3: I was that? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably fine. I'm sure there's a Franken's
Speaker 2: sign in it. I'm what choice, How surprising could it be?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: I do like that Nigga Galermo del Toro is good.
Speaker 3: I don't know it was Mexico.
Speaker 1: Fuck, it's so weird. JoJo's said that literally last night
Speaker 1: we were talking about the.
Speaker 2: Game, and I know I know people who say that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I knew people good. I knew people
Speaker 1: who have said it. Though. You know, there's some people
Speaker 1: that are really bad at pronouncing names, and I feel like,
Speaker 1: what is that? Like, it's it's it's certain people like
Speaker 1: it's almost yeah, they they can't understand other names and
Speaker 1: other languages.
Speaker 2: Some people it's just a disconnected where it's just like
Speaker 2: cause I'm pretty I'm pretty good language. There's some like
Speaker 2: Swedish names that I might not know. Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: need help and things like that. But like, generally speaking,
Speaker 2: my first attempt at like a name that I've never
Speaker 2: seen before is generally right.
Speaker 1: I just have I have an idea of how their
Speaker 1: vowel sound in their language, so it's usually a lot
Speaker 1: easier to pronounce their names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, America is such a Hodge English, such a Hodge
Speaker 3: popular language. You kind of can like feel your way
Speaker 3: through it. For the most part. You may make a mistake,
Speaker 3: like the first name I saw that was really fucked
Speaker 3: me over when I was under it was like Jacques
Speaker 3: aquest yeah, and it was like, no, Jacques, technically Jack and.
Speaker 2: The way that you do the way that you get
Speaker 2: around it usually is like you sounded out in your
Speaker 2: head first, the way it's phonetically written, and he realized
Speaker 2: that it sounds stupid, and you're just like, oh, well
Speaker 2: it's clearly not that. So then you just kind of
Speaker 2: embellish until.
Speaker 1: That's there's a lot of people that can't do it.
Speaker 1: There's a guy was talking about rad earlier. So there's
Speaker 1: a Japanese character named Umko. But like he he says
Speaker 1: you mecho. He always says you mecho, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you saying it out loud should sound retarded and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it can't be this because if you know, like if
Speaker 1: you just have any even a little bit of knowledge
Speaker 1: of like Japanese and like they're there.
Speaker 3: Well it's American version. It's like Japanese versions, like a
Speaker 3: lot of things, like some people like it's like the name,
Speaker 3: like the phrase susano. It's sosano. It's not susano. But
Speaker 3: how we pronounce things, you would say it just regular, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it's it's like it's no Wayso, yes, that's how
Speaker 3: it's pronounced.
Speaker 2: I actually believe it's I could be wrong, but I
Speaker 2: would phonetically based on how I've heard Japanese Japanese, I
Speaker 2: would assumes susano. I just don't believe that. I've never
Speaker 2: heard that.
Speaker 1: I might.
Speaker 3: I might not be I might do it inflectioning correctly.
Speaker 1: You might be right.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, my instinct tells me that's that's weird.
Speaker 1: Because I why it sounds like that's incorrect is because
Speaker 1: of what Chris is saying.
Speaker 3: I might be meaning the opposite way around.
Speaker 1: It could be it was like when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I thought it was he. I thought it was hiro Shima.
Speaker 1: Not Hiroshima's backwards. But when you learn Japanese, I say Hiroshima.
Speaker 1: But if I'm referring to I'm like nigga. They don't
Speaker 1: talk like that. They wouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Like sounds more Italian.
Speaker 3: Susano is definitely a Japanese word.
Speaker 1: It sounds Italian. I don't even know what the way.
Speaker 1: I actually don't even know if this is the right whatever.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Oh, yeah, it could be complete, it could
Speaker 1: be a different word in a different language.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't that's it.
Speaker 3: That's a I know that's a jacause that's one of
Speaker 3: the gods.
Speaker 2: Whenever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Susan doesn't sound like they would say that, though
Speaker 1: he might be right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I looked at up blonde, blue eyed Germany.
Speaker 1: I read that around and actually saying it like that
Speaker 1: actually helps, That actually helps. That's way that's way back. Okay,
Speaker 1: that that sounds right. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: you switch all your bones with rat bones for five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars is such an imperceptible amountment that's assurance
Speaker 2: for one moment.
Speaker 3: Imagine asking someone that earnestly, would you do that?
Speaker 2: Would you rather have rat bones in your body or
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars? I don't know, man, I'm in some
Speaker 2: ways and look in some way, five hundred dollars is
Speaker 2: a dime a dozen, But having rat bones in your
Speaker 2: skeleton is a priceless experience you're never gonna be.
Speaker 1: You can't pay for that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So, so technically, the value of having rat bones instead
Speaker 2: of you know, human bones is actually like monstrously more valuable.
Speaker 1: I disagree than five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's more valuable, but it's more unique.
Speaker 1: More interesting. I think it's more interesting.
Speaker 2: Uniqueness is value, though, That's what determines value inside right
Speaker 2: to a degree.
Speaker 3: That's not a one to.
Speaker 2: One, it's arguable.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing though, within this hypothetical, it's say, for example,
Speaker 1: your femur is it just built up and dense enough,
Speaker 1: but it's made out of rat bones. You die, you die.
Speaker 2: It's also the size not to scale. It doesn't adjust
Speaker 2: to scale for you. It's a big rat but like
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's it's a bigger rat. It's a
Speaker 2: bigger rat. I'll give you a bigger rat, so.
Speaker 1: It'll be enough bone. This is really your head maybe
Speaker 1: and then your bone lists in the rest. This is
Speaker 1: really dumb. Can you not let go? Just go? Dumna
Speaker 1: ask the question? Can you can you just survive like
Speaker 1: only having like a spine and.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, like it's connected yea, Like say you
Speaker 2: don't have any.
Speaker 1: Other bones in your body, but you have your spine
Speaker 1: because obviously you're you know, your brainst all this stuff
Speaker 1: is connected to it. So your nerves are just flopping
Speaker 1: around and your and your meat is leaving, but you
Speaker 1: have no bones other than maybe let's just say you're
Speaker 1: you're spying in your skull. That's it.
Speaker 2: Can you survive that way?
Speaker 1: Possible? Probably?
Speaker 3: Can you be on a bed with no because your
Speaker 3: organs are getting touched by your fucking flash and it's
Speaker 3: like it's probably lead to some like real serious problems.
Speaker 1: Actually, like theoretically, can you survive that way? I guess
Speaker 1: it sounds so stupid, but theory humans are super resilient.
Speaker 2: It's crazy we.
Speaker 3: Are, but we aren't, you know, we're like an oxymoron
Speaker 3: of like really resilient and also people imagenetics aren't like say,
Speaker 3: I feel like I just don't. I don't think like
Speaker 3: I think we are, but also like we are so
Speaker 3: clearly not built to be in the wild that like
Speaker 3: like a tough fall in the back of your head,
Speaker 3: like a decent fall in the back of your head,
Speaker 3: and it's like, well, good night, you know, yeah, I
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Speaker 3: literally fight and they're like, all right, that was a
Speaker 3: good fight. I'm gonna go lay down for half an
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Speaker 2: didn't dress up for Halloween, but it Yeah, we forgot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was kind of fucked up.
Speaker 3: Halloween is so gay and I hate Halloween and I
Speaker 3: hate h Halloween.
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel like spending money for one day
Speaker 1: on some stupid bullshit for like the for the bit
Speaker 1: I had one, but I was just like I would
Speaker 1: have been the only one. If I had a good costume,
Speaker 1: maybe I would have done. I don't have anything, you know,
Speaker 1: but because a dressed Quaker, Oh, I didn't even feel
Speaker 1: because I have shoes, that means you're the gay person.
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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis is really dying hard right now.
Speaker 2: God damn, I love titties. Is there a ball's cheney?
Speaker 1: That's such a dumb joke.
Speaker 3: I feel like i've I feel like I've never heard it, but.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've never heard it. It's like, but
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't think pretty stupid, but hey, it works. It's
Speaker 1: in the sand Sween.
Speaker 2: Eats Garmin Bojia through his gay silly straw?
Speaker 1: Can you boys stop swapping seats?
Speaker 2: It's flaring up my autistic need to kill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry. We should do it again every episode
Speaker 1: until until we get them to actually killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do We'll just keep doing it everyone in
Speaker 2: the The only reason, so, the only reason it's a
Speaker 2: different order right now is because I so this thing broke.
Speaker 2: It broke in the middle of the episode. You see
Speaker 2: it happen, but this is typically connect to a ball joint.
Speaker 1: It broke. I ordered a new one.
Speaker 2: It's not the right one, even though it's all the
Speaker 2: same fucking making model. Don't get it. But whatever, Fine,
Speaker 2: I bought another arm. Great, so there's an extra arm.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I figured like I could. I
Speaker 2: don't mind dude doing it, I read anyway, so if
Speaker 2: I can have him on the camera while I read.
Speaker 2: I feel like that makes sense for now. Anyway, we're
Speaker 2: gonna keep swapping seats, Chris, your two brain cells racing
Speaker 2: for third place? Swing? Uh oh, it's a hash. Wait
Speaker 2: is that implying that Sween says that hyphen Sween whatever?
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Speaker 2: What's an eager?
Speaker 1: I actually don't know. I genuinely don't know what that
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Speaker 1: N in front of it?
Speaker 2: We got to get better scientists to figure it out.
Speaker 2: We'll get a we'll get sorry to say it. Is
Speaker 2: there anything like eagers out of space?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by this?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 1: Did it auto correct? Oh? I'm stupid? What did you do?
Speaker 2: Well, we're all stupid. I guess that's so dumb dude.
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Speaker 1: Okay?
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Speaker 2: you win, you won today.
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Speaker 3: Wait for him? Objective?
Speaker 1: But you failed, you fail, fail.
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Speaker 3: Or the chumble Wambas from Family Guy.
Speaker 1: No, that's a band, yeah, which the Yeah, the tumble
Speaker 1: Wamba band, which is they're the ones that did that
Speaker 1: do you take a Whiskey Drink? You take a Drink song?
Speaker 2: They also they also did a good again. They also
Speaker 2: did that fucking uh anti fascist song. No they did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they did with like Shnead O'Connor actually did something or
Speaker 2: somebody like that where it's like it's like a limerick
Speaker 2: or something that on the day the Nazi died and
Speaker 2: it's about like, you know, hating Nazis or whatever.
Speaker 1: What the I didn't know?
Speaker 2: They do not even exaggerate what.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. They were like political at all, neither
Speaker 1: like we're fucking drunk and we've getting the bar fights
Speaker 1: you knocked down I'm can I have priors?
Speaker 3: You ain't never gonna suck my deck?
Speaker 1: I fuck, that's bus.
Speaker 3: And then start again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he starts to rate me again. You never
Speaker 1: got a fuck. I am so gay? I am gay again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the day the Nazi died. What it's
Speaker 3: so weird, like I got an Irish Twain to it.
Speaker 2: Because it's an Irish singer. Really is well that lady.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It might have been a specific performance. I'm assuming the
Speaker 1: trumpet one, but they're from Boston or something.
Speaker 3: I think they're from Twain. No, what you say a Twain?
Speaker 1: No tumble womb.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's not even close.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm confused. It's like we're we're talking about me.
Speaker 2: Glasses a lot. He needs probably like a fucking nice
Speaker 2: for my ears.
Speaker 1: Whatever that is. Life alert, he said.
Speaker 2: Hear those commercials of the old lady crumbling to the
Speaker 2: ground being like I can't get up.
Speaker 3: Fun, I can't get up, So and then the wolves
Speaker 3: come in, wolves waiting.
Speaker 1: Down there she fell. Oh thank god I have my
Speaker 1: life alert. The life will wards them off. It's like
Speaker 1: a spell, like.
Speaker 2: A sonar like pulse. Yeah, Oh thank god I had
Speaker 2: my anti wolf Life alert, Life.
Speaker 3: Alert will keep these fucking asshole wolves away.
Speaker 2: Life alert for contacting the hospital and also.
Speaker 1: Also the wolves away.
Speaker 3: Hey wolves, my grandma, my grandma.
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Speaker 2: on Kermit with hood hen words, I doesn't even say that.
Speaker 2: Ham staring a sock now plus five after extensive use
Speaker 2: pin my ride the next generation. Derek should watch adults
Speaker 2: on Hulu or Dexter.
Speaker 1: I love Dexter.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of adults. I've never seen Dexter. It's
Speaker 2: so fun, even like the later scenes.
Speaker 1: Of course, it always it suffers from the later it gets,
Speaker 1: the lesser it is shocking or its good right, it
Speaker 1: loses the novelty even some of the stuff that I'm
Speaker 1: very biased. Season six, A lot of people hate it
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of supernatural stuff. However, Edward James
Speaker 1: almost is one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 2: And he's the he's the villain in that one. You
Speaker 2: see that Walt Junior got all his money stolen.
Speaker 1: The actor. Are you serious?
Speaker 2: His accountant stole all his money?
Speaker 1: My count?
Speaker 2: Scare me, man?
Speaker 1: Why did you wait?
Speaker 3: There's supernatural shit in Dexter in the in the there is.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's so in the sixth he
Speaker 2: eats souls.
Speaker 1: It's a religious it's religious. It's religious overtone because he's Catholic,
Speaker 1: So it's supernatural. And religion is supernatural, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean in the lore. But religion's real, well it is,
Speaker 1: I mean as a concept, Yeah, it is an abstract Also,
Speaker 1: Jesus is real. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Jesus was a historical fellow.
Speaker 1: Colin Colin Hanks and Edward James almost is in that series.
Speaker 2: Edward James almost sounds like the name of a murderer,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, if I heard that
Speaker 2: name with no context, I would assume there was a
Speaker 2: documentary about how he like ate a baby in like
Speaker 2: Philadelphia in nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1: He's great. I think it's Edward James almost again. So
Speaker 1: he was an American me he was admiral or a
Speaker 1: Domina And yeah in Battlestar Galactica, the okay, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the he's the captain of the fucking uh stupid saying again.
Speaker 2: All right, in retrospect, m Night should really have called
Speaker 2: that movie quite breakable.
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Speaker 3: Well, is it not?
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Speaker 1: it down and destroys it. I'm pretty sure what's his
Speaker 1: name because it wouldn't have been, it wouldn't have been.
Speaker 2: I have no hope of remembering.
Speaker 3: Wait, maybe that's what I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna I'm gonna trust this guy because he probably looked
Speaker 1: it up recently.
Speaker 2: He probably looked it up recently, so he's.
Speaker 3: Probably be more context with that I'm giving off.
Speaker 1: The start destroyer probably was already being taken down and
Speaker 1: then he just yank. Yeah, he finished it off for
Speaker 1: something I am. I'm gonna trust this guy. You probably
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't seen him. I don't think i've seen it. Uh.
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Speaker 2: The light leaving John Stewart's eyes. In his interview with
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris, I forgot about that. Do you see that clip?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Expect her short fucking answer.
Speaker 1: What does she say?
Speaker 2: She said something?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Incremental? She said something I like I know, people don't
Speaker 2: like to hear that incrementalism is the way to go
Speaker 2: like slowly. She said, yeah, but like it might be.
Speaker 2: It might just be where we're at and you can
Speaker 2: just see John Stuervillant. Oh, you can actually watch it
Speaker 2: the Light Leaders. I thought people were exaggerating, maybe because
Speaker 2: I've never seen that, but like I saw it, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's kind of wild. He's just he's
Speaker 2: not hiding it well at all. I didn't see that clip.
Speaker 2: You should look up the clip right now, Hysteric. You
Speaker 2: can just even even on mute, you can see like
Speaker 2: the moment where he just like the frown happens, like
Speaker 2: after all this time, you're still not gonna do any better.
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Speaker 1: go slow? Yeah? Great.
Speaker 2: What if Ray Romano was was named Gay Romano and
Speaker 2: his show was called Everybody Loves to Be Gay? I
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Speaker 2: That's what I would have.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the joke. He like he did.
Speaker 2: He didn't do the obvious thing. It's like that thing.
Speaker 2: It's like mister krabs about to eat, when he's about
Speaker 2: to eat the gross the gross patty, just to prove
Speaker 2: that it's okay. And then it cuts to an ambulance
Speaker 2: and then like and then it cuts back to mister look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's good, and then he goes to the hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fantastic joke. Uh, all Ice agents fumbled the latina in
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Speaker 3: Sler exactly is the star is falling and instead of
Speaker 3: letting it hit the hit the planet, he read so
Speaker 3: he still does pull a star destroyer from one place
Speaker 3: to another. Yeah, but it's not pulling it, but he's not.
Speaker 1: It's not in orbit.
Speaker 3: Actually, Orbady that makes more still moves it though, which
Speaker 3: is still that is crazy, fucking insane because no one
Speaker 3: else does anything like that too.
Speaker 1: It's too that moment was too o. I love that scene,
Speaker 1: but that's a that's a moment of like, this is
Speaker 1: extremely annoying mission because you're guys trying to keep doing
Speaker 1: it and to keep interrupting. You play that game recently,
Speaker 1: That's it's hilarious. There's so many fucking things like that
Speaker 1: in video games that I hate. It's when you need
Speaker 1: to do an objective and then there's things disrupting you.
Speaker 1: That's that's what that's what games a Mounce upon a
Speaker 1: time thought difficulty was. It's like, oh, just making moments horrible.
Speaker 3: It's like playing Mega Man a game before, and it's like,
Speaker 3: let's make this boss jump right at you while you're
Speaker 3: in a corner already, and it's like, why why are
Speaker 3: you doing that? I have no movement option to get
Speaker 3: away from this, right right.
Speaker 1: Dude, God of War. The first one, we're in hades.
Speaker 1: There's the spinning fucking thing. You gotta climb the platform
Speaker 1: all the way up the blades, blades they touch you,
Speaker 1: you fall all the way back down, and you gotta
Speaker 1: start again.
Speaker 2: It's like every fucking crash.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the new Ratch game?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen.
Speaker 2: It's like the Last of Us movie that you saw.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's it's actually real.
Speaker 2: But I would know about this.
Speaker 3: It's it's phones. I'm pretty sure we're just gonna be
Speaker 3: on phones.
Speaker 2: Where'd you see this?
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Speaker 2: the Dick in Hell? Will there be spoilers for Extra
Speaker 2: Ammo for Dispatch? No, I'm the only one playing it.
Speaker 2: I mean I got oh that's right, the finales today?
Speaker 1: Uh are you talking?
Speaker 2: It's a game?
Speaker 3: Okayeh, amount of people in that game is crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude, Holy it's Matt Mercer's in there. Critical Critical Jack Aaron,
Speaker 1: Paul Aaron, Paul Aaron.
Speaker 2: What's his fucking name?
Speaker 1: There's another guy there, Joel Havers it mhm uh what
Speaker 1: is that? Who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 2: Explain? Who is that?
Speaker 1: Laugh like a baby, goofy, Look where'd you see?
Speaker 2: This? PlayStation is announced? I Ragining Klank Ranger Rumble a
Speaker 2: new mobile game. Okay, it's Jeff Kelly. Where when did
Speaker 2: this happen?
Speaker 1: Though? I think earlier today?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, that's that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah Keith fucking posted it? Who mighty Keith?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's weird. I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: Is Insomniac doing it? No? Right? I think he has
Speaker 1: to be this. It's they're wasting the time with the
Speaker 1: mobile game. It seems insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless they're licensing out.
Speaker 1: I would imagine they're licensing it out.
Speaker 3: You know, people are mad about this, stre like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? We don't want to we want another Ratchet
Speaker 3: Clink game.
Speaker 2: I want to you're not getting that ship? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: They're they're in Marvel World now. They're gonna be making
Speaker 2: Marble games till the end of fucking time.
Speaker 3: They're gonna unfortunately, yeah, because last one didn't get the
Speaker 3: reception they wanted be either too, so they're like, well, no.
Speaker 2: I mean like that both of those games doing phenomenally
Speaker 2: well really yea Clink? Oh oh, I thought you're talking
Speaker 2: about the Marble games, like not fucking Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're just setting that way.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: It's it's over for them. They're document leaked all the
Speaker 2: way up to twenty thirty five. They're just gonna be
Speaker 2: working on the X Men games and the works and ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I miss I miss ratching Clink. I missed it,
Speaker 3: but hey, I want what really is? I love those games, okay,
Speaker 3: but they're definitely from a by gone era, yeah old time.
Speaker 2: I wasn't that into the PS two era platformers really
Speaker 2: like I've tried them.
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Speaker 3: Does he ever remote?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean vocally. Does he have like any like any
Speaker 3: vocal inflection change?
Speaker 1: Not really? I mean I don't think he's I don't
Speaker 1: think he can.
Speaker 2: He's never like yelled in like anger or anything. He's
Speaker 2: pretty calm for the most part.
Speaker 3: They took that away from him.
Speaker 2: Did they didn't take that away? He screamed, don't worry
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Speaker 1: I heard any joke yesterday? No you didn't.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 3: It was like you should wash your hands, dude, Like
Speaker 3: how about I wash the tip of my dick with
Speaker 3: your mouth.
Speaker 1: It's pretty vulgar. And then he continued to say, but
Speaker 1: I thought dispign is signed to say