Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 2: We'll let you you taco one on one one w
Speaker 2: jr R. But your freaking idiots. Couple little housekeeping items
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Speaker 2: Also, yeah, you say we played voting, Still got what
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes to go? Taco?
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Speaker 1: hear at the jar facebook page all summer long, I
Speaker 1: Am the Bull good or American Badass. One with the
Speaker 1: most votes is played back at nine and somebody who
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Speaker 2: All right, that'll be the Wage Wars show, So get that.
Speaker 2: Taking care of the next fifteen I really want all
Speaker 2: of us to truly have some empathy here, some compassion,
Speaker 2: and feel the real life struggle of this Orange County
Speaker 2: California man who has won forty four million dollars in
Speaker 2: the powerball jackpot struggle. All right, well, he's quite upset.
Speaker 2: It's quite upset.
Speaker 1: What could you ever be upset about if you wann
Speaker 1: forty four mil.
Speaker 2: It's been eight weeks and they haven't sent him his
Speaker 2: direct deposit yet.
Speaker 1: How long does that normally take?
Speaker 2: I've bet which that's why I brought this up. In
Speaker 2: the case that any of us ever are in this
Speaker 2: unfortunate situation, it's got to be excruciating. Large jackpots, they
Speaker 2: have to vet the winner to make sure it's legit.
Speaker 2: You've legitimately bought the ticket, You're the rightful owner of
Speaker 2: the ticket. There's no you know, insider trading going on
Speaker 2: or anything. So it's a process that all the lotteries
Speaker 2: have in place. And he usually takes six to eight weeks.
Speaker 2: So he's like right on the line as to where
Speaker 2: this will be done and completed and he'll have his
Speaker 2: forty four dollars.
Speaker 1: Listen, go out and use credit cards instead.
Speaker 2: Run him up, run him up to the hilt.
Speaker 1: Is you're the guy that can do that, right, take
Speaker 1: out loans if you want.
Speaker 2: Whatever you gotta do, buddy, to get by.
Speaker 1: They're gonna vet him and.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: God, this guy's a maniac sorready got five home loans
Speaker 1: taken out, so just please And he had a number wrong.
Speaker 2: It's a there's a snaff foo sorry sir, but no,
Speaker 2: there is a If you can't understand that, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's totally understandable, exactly careful. You almost just knocked my
Speaker 2: front teeth. Pupos smashed his front teeth in with the microphone,
Speaker 2: which would be an unfortunate on the job incident here after.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it would be it happened again level,
Speaker 2: Now you'd really I mean I would probably have to
Speaker 2: wind up and fling it at you and fire your
Speaker 2: teeth right back through your your your brain pan whoa deep.
Speaker 1: No, it would be an it happened again situation for
Speaker 1: my front tooth, which has already been out before, so
Speaker 1: it would be knocking out an implant, which was quite
Speaker 1: pricey anyway. Ever since the hurricanes, a little behind the
Speaker 1: scenes here.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, here you go down the rabbit hole. No,
Speaker 2: it's quick and easy.
Speaker 1: Ever since the hurricanes, somebody used my microphone and they
Speaker 1: jammed it and yanked it all around and broke it.
Speaker 1: They bring it the hokey pokey. Yeah, they let it
Speaker 1: all out, definitely, that's what it's all about. And they
Speaker 1: broke the mic stanchion. So now my microphone if I
Speaker 1: move it, look at this. Watch it's whoa loose swivel? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is.
Speaker 2: See it? Watch this?
Speaker 1: Oh goodbye microphone.
Speaker 2: No know what it's like. It's like when uh, you know,
Speaker 2: on the Deadliest Catch Boat the crab trap starts flying
Speaker 2: back and forth because the hydraulics have gone out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's all I know. That's all I got. Told
Speaker 2: you we were going down a rabbit hole. I can't
Speaker 2: believe it took us till October twenty ninth to acknowledge this.
Speaker 2: But uh, the month of October marks the start of
Speaker 2: soup season.
Speaker 1: Oh because cooler weather a right?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, it's more soup is consumed when the weather
Speaker 2: turns cooler around the country than around the year. But
Speaker 2: you know, from listening to this show and from having
Speaker 2: discussions with many of you, lots of us are soup
Speaker 2: fans year round. I love soup. I had some some
Speaker 2: split pea soup yesterday with my blooney sandwich. Does it
Speaker 2: get any more? Just all America? Then something grass face
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 1: I can do want if my dad makes it with
Speaker 1: a fresh handbone. Hamdbone, hamdbone. Have you heard he just
Speaker 1: got hit by flying turret. He can't swear and he
Speaker 1: can float all that on his throat.
Speaker 2: Sound.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry those back of my days.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that. So anyway, enjoy some soup as
Speaker 2: we are now officially into soup season, which brings me
Speaker 2: to this Campbell's having to go. We're not even at
Speaker 2: Halloween yet, and here's Campbell's already upsetting the apple cart
Speaker 2: when it comes to Thanksgiving. Campbell's Soup has done their
Speaker 2: annual America's Favorite Side Dish survey.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have something with Campbell's soup, and isn't it? Well,
Speaker 1: of course, because you know they're I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: According to this year's survey, America's favorite side dish is
Speaker 2: no longer mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me guess it's the casserole that you put
Speaker 1: some kind of mushroom souper.
Speaker 2: Oh, you would think. Although I think we're gonna be
Speaker 2: okay with this, A lot of us stuffing has soup
Speaker 2: in it. No stuffing now has superseded mashed potatoes. It
Speaker 2: has absolutely nothing to do with Campbell's other than they
Speaker 2: just were the ones you did to survey.
Speaker 1: Hey, stuffing, I could have told you that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, we're team stuffing. Always happened team stuffing. You've
Speaker 2: made that crystal clare over the years. I wear a
Speaker 2: bread suit to work sometimes. Yeah, as a loaf of
Speaker 2: bread on Thursday.
Speaker 1: What are you stuffing to be? I'm pre, I'm pre stovetop.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now give me a reesis speaking of yesterday, I hope.
Speaker 2: It rings tonight and I'll moisten right up.
Speaker 1: It'll be tough to walk in your wet bread suit.
Speaker 1: So you mentioned that you had soup yesterday.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I almost spaghettios because they were by will and get
Speaker 1: one free at Public's. And I walked by the bogo
Speaker 1: rack and you know it. At least jumps out of
Speaker 1: you are those soup?
Speaker 2: No? No, those are pasta in a can. If you
Speaker 2: want to get into a debate on the soup side
Speaker 2: of things, it would be soup versus stew versus bisk
Speaker 2: things of that nature where sometimes you know and then
Speaker 2: you've got the crowd that's convinced cereal is soup. No
Speaker 2: it's not. No, it is not Cereals breakfast food.
Speaker 1: Somebody said they use cream of bushroom soup and they're stuffing.
Speaker 2: So they all right that you can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you can debate soup versus stew, versus chowder versus
Speaker 2: bisk so many Yeah, no cereal now, no Cereals not
Speaker 2: in there. Somebody texts in split pea soup. I just
Speaker 2: barfed in my mouth.
Speaker 1: It is is that visual?
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, those of you who are and
Speaker 2: they hate split peace soup bandwagon, when's the last time
Speaker 2: you had or even ever tried split peace soup?
Speaker 1: I had told you the last time. I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you when, but when my dad made it with the hambone.
Speaker 1: Haters are gonna hate man all. I'm gonna sing that
Speaker 1: again with a little hot sauce in it. You put
Speaker 1: hot sauce in your.
Speaker 2: Wh Why would I? Why would I do that? And
Speaker 2: split pea soup?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, put a dash of hot sauce. Maybe you
Speaker 1: ain't living.
Speaker 2: You're the one hating on split pea soup. Why let
Speaker 2: me eat it as I eat it, which is right
Speaker 2: from the progress. So can uh Uh, oh, yeah, it
Speaker 2: gets worse.
Speaker 1: How do you don't you heat it up?
Speaker 2: Of course I did.
Speaker 1: Then how do you so you heat it up and
Speaker 1: then pour it back in the can?
Speaker 2: No, I opened the can, put it in a microwaveable
Speaker 2: safe bowl and warm it up like most people did.
Speaker 1: And then pour it back into the can. Oh, you
Speaker 1: said you eat it on the progress so can.
Speaker 2: That's what that's where it's stored until I eat it.
Speaker 1: That you're boy scouting and where you're putting a can
Speaker 1: a soup on your stove.
Speaker 2: I'm not out on the open range, you know, forging
Speaker 2: my way west with the weld chuck Wagon.
Speaker 1: We told that's that's Awkwood. We told you he loves
Speaker 1: soup people. And finally there's this that's somebody said, Pat.
Speaker 1: They did a type to texts because they messed it up.
Speaker 1: But Pat stand and tall. You split peace suit box,
Speaker 1: split pea soup, soap box?
Speaker 2: Damn straight?
Speaker 1: Somebody says, split pea soup with bacon. Oh well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could go on. We just move along.
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Speaker 1: And now in the box office numbers, we had So
Speaker 1: and So that did seventy two million, then we had
Speaker 1: Jesus did six dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 2: Some dude who like split piece soup and Orlando went
Speaker 2: in w r R, Orlando's rock station,