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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let you you taco one on one one w

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<v Speaker 2>here before we get into our final idiotology. First keyword

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the key thing at our website, wjrr dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, yeah, you say we played voting, Still got what

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes to go? Taco?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, tell us which kid rock song you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear at the jar facebook page all summer long, I

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<v Speaker 1>Am the Bull good or American Badass. One with the

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<v Speaker 1>most votes is played back at nine and somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>votes is winning Halloween he roast tickets for this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that'll be the Wage Wars show, So get that.

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<v Speaker 2>Taking care of the next fifteen I really want all

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<v Speaker 2>of us to truly have some empathy here, some compassion,

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<v Speaker 2>and feel the real life struggle of this Orange County

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<v Speaker 2>California man who has won forty four million dollars in

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<v Speaker 2>the powerball jackpot struggle. All right, well, he's quite upset.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite upset.

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<v Speaker 1>What could you ever be upset about if you wann

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<v Speaker 1>forty four mil.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been eight weeks and they haven't sent him his

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<v Speaker 2>direct deposit yet.

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<v Speaker 1>How long does that normally take?

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<v Speaker 2>I've bet which that's why I brought this up. In

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<v Speaker 2>the case that any of us ever are in this

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<v Speaker 2>unfortunate situation, it's got to be excruciating. Large jackpots, they

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<v Speaker 2>have to vet the winner to make sure it's legit.

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<v Speaker 2>You've legitimately bought the ticket, You're the rightful owner of

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<v Speaker 2>the ticket. There's no you know, insider trading going on

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<v Speaker 2>or anything. So it's a process that all the lotteries

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<v Speaker 2>have in place. And he usually takes six to eight weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like right on the line as to where

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<v Speaker 2>this will be done and completed and he'll have his

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<v Speaker 2>forty four dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, go out and use credit cards instead.

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<v Speaker 2>Run him up, run him up to the hilt.

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<v Speaker 1>Is you're the guy that can do that, right, take

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<v Speaker 1>out loans if you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you gotta do, buddy, to get by.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna vet him and.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 1>God, this guy's a maniac sorready got five home loans

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<v Speaker 1>taken out, so just please And he had a number wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a there's a snaff foo sorry sir, but no,

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<v Speaker 2>there is a If you can't understand that, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's totally understandable, exactly careful. You almost just knocked my

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<v Speaker 2>front teeth. Pupos smashed his front teeth in with the microphone,

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<v Speaker 2>which would be an unfortunate on the job incident here after.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it would be it happened again level,

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<v Speaker 2>Now you'd really I mean I would probably have to

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<v Speaker 2>wind up and fling it at you and fire your

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<v Speaker 2>teeth right back through your your your brain pan whoa deep.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it would be an it happened again situation for

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<v Speaker 1>my front tooth, which has already been out before, so

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<v Speaker 1>it would be knocking out an implant, which was quite

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<v Speaker 1>pricey anyway. Ever since the hurricanes, a little behind the

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<v Speaker 1>scenes here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, here you go down the rabbit hole. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's quick and easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever since the hurricanes, somebody used my microphone and they

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<v Speaker 1>jammed it and yanked it all around and broke it.

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<v Speaker 1>They bring it the hokey pokey. Yeah, they let it

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<v Speaker 1>all out, definitely, that's what it's all about. And they

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<v Speaker 1>broke the mic stanchion. So now my microphone if I

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<v Speaker 1>move it, look at this. Watch it's whoa loose swivel? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is.

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<v Speaker 2>See it? Watch this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodbye microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>No know what it's like. It's like when uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>on the Deadliest Catch Boat the crab trap starts flying

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth because the hydraulics have gone out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's all I know. That's all I got. Told

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<v Speaker 2>you we were going down a rabbit hole. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe it took us till October twenty ninth to acknowledge this.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, the month of October marks the start of

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<v Speaker 2>soup season.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh because cooler weather a right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, it's more soup is consumed when the weather

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<v Speaker 2>turns cooler around the country than around the year. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know, from listening to this show and from having

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<v Speaker 2>discussions with many of you, lots of us are soup

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<v Speaker 2>fans year round. I love soup. I had some some

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<v Speaker 2>split pea soup yesterday with my blooney sandwich. Does it

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<v Speaker 2>get any more? Just all America? Then something grass face

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<v Speaker 2>over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do want if my dad makes it with

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<v Speaker 1>a fresh handbone. Hamdbone, hamdbone. Have you heard he just

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<v Speaker 1>got hit by flying turret. He can't swear and he

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<v Speaker 1>can float all that on his throat.

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<v Speaker 2>Sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry those back of my days.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for that. So anyway, enjoy some soup as

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<v Speaker 2>we are now officially into soup season, which brings me

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<v Speaker 2>to this Campbell's having to go. We're not even at

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<v Speaker 2>Halloween yet, and here's Campbell's already upsetting the apple cart

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to Thanksgiving. Campbell's Soup has done their

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<v Speaker 2>annual America's Favorite Side Dish survey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna have something with Campbell's soup, and isn't it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, because you know they're I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>According to this year's survey, America's favorite side dish is

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<v Speaker 2>no longer mashed potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let me guess it's the casserole that you put

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of mushroom souper.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you would think. Although I think we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>okay with this, A lot of us stuffing has soup

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<v Speaker 2>in it. No stuffing now has superseded mashed potatoes. It

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<v Speaker 2>has absolutely nothing to do with Campbell's other than they

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<v Speaker 2>just were the ones you did to survey.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, stuffing, I could have told you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, we're team stuffing. Always happened team stuffing. You've

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<v Speaker 2>made that crystal clare over the years. I wear a

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<v Speaker 2>bread suit to work sometimes. Yeah, as a loaf of

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<v Speaker 2>bread on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you stuffing to be? I'm pre, I'm pre stovetop.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now give me a reesis speaking of yesterday, I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>It rings tonight and I'll moisten right up.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be tough to walk in your wet bread suit.

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<v Speaker 1>So you mentioned that you had soup yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost spaghettios because they were by will and get

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<v Speaker 1>one free at Public's. And I walked by the bogo

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<v Speaker 1>rack and you know it. At least jumps out of

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<v Speaker 1>you are those soup?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, those are pasta in a can. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want to get into a debate on the soup side

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<v Speaker 2>of things, it would be soup versus stew versus bisk

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<v Speaker 2>things of that nature where sometimes you know and then

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<v Speaker 2>you've got the crowd that's convinced cereal is soup. No

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<v Speaker 2>it's not. No, it is not Cereals breakfast food.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said they use cream of bushroom soup and they're stuffing.

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<v Speaker 2>So they all right that you can do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can debate soup versus stew, versus chowder versus

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<v Speaker 2>bisk so many Yeah, no cereal now, no Cereals not

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<v Speaker 2>in there. Somebody texts in split pea soup. I just

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<v Speaker 2>barfed in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It is is that visual?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you, those of you who are and

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<v Speaker 2>they hate split peace soup bandwagon, when's the last time

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<v Speaker 2>you had or even ever tried split peace soup?

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<v Speaker 1>I had told you the last time. I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you when, but when my dad made it with the hambone.

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<v Speaker 1>Haters are gonna hate man all. I'm gonna sing that

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<v Speaker 1>again with a little hot sauce in it. You put

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<v Speaker 1>hot sauce in your.

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<v Speaker 2>Wh Why would I? Why would I do that? And

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<v Speaker 2>split pea soup?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, put a dash of hot sauce. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't living.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the one hating on split pea soup. Why let

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<v Speaker 2>me eat it as I eat it, which is right

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<v Speaker 2>from the progress. So can uh Uh, oh, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>gets worse.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you don't you heat it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Then how do you so you heat it up and

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<v Speaker 1>then pour it back in the can?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I opened the can, put it in a microwaveable

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<v Speaker 2>safe bowl and warm it up like most people did.

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<v Speaker 1>And then pour it back into the can. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>said you eat it on the progress so can.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what that's where it's stored until I eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're boy scouting and where you're putting a can

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<v Speaker 1>a soup on your stove.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not out on the open range, you know, forging

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<v Speaker 2>my way west with the weld chuck Wagon.

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<v Speaker 1>We told that's that's Awkwood. We told you he loves

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<v Speaker 1>soup people. And finally there's this that's somebody said, Pat.

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<v Speaker 1>They did a type to texts because they messed it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But Pat stand and tall. You split peace suit box,

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<v Speaker 1>split pea soup, soap box?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn straight?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody says, split pea soup with bacon. Oh well yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could go on. We just move along.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on final item here, and there's more for those

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<v Speaker 2>of you. Due to overwhelming demand, the public has just

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<v Speaker 2>been screaming for this. Finally, in theaters this Friday, and

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<v Speaker 2>I have the trailer for you on our JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the day after Halloween Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>What the Carpenter has arrived, the new movie that depicts

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus as an MMA coach in Jerusalem. We've all been

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<v Speaker 2>screaming for this, a movie that mixes religion and MMA fighting. Yeah, no, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>And now in the box office numbers, we had So

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<v Speaker 1>and So that did seventy two million, then we had

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus did six dollars and fifty cents.

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<v Speaker 2>Some dude who like split piece soup and Orlando went

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<v Speaker 2>in w r R, Orlando's rock station,