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<v Speaker 1>Caalaruga Shark Media. Hey man, sometimes you just gotta hand

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<v Speaker 1>it to somebody. Hello. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. Congratulations to Jim Gaffigan. His whiskey brand Father

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<v Speaker 1>Time Bourbon, the one I made fun of, has won

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<v Speaker 1>best New Bourbon at the twenty twenty six San Francisco

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<v Speaker 1>World Spirits Competition, with the Caboose Empty Nestor Strength. The

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<v Speaker 1>cast Strength Kentucky Straight Bourbon also received a double gold

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<v Speaker 1>medal and an impressive ninety seven point score on the

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<v Speaker 1>Father Time website. Jim Gaffigan said, I'm obviously not a

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<v Speaker 1>bourbon expert. Oh, Jim, I disagree. You are an award

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<v Speaker 1>winning bourbon maker. I salute you, sir. I fall on

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<v Speaker 1>my sword. I made fun of you. You are the man.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan said, I'm obviously not a bourbon expert, but

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<v Speaker 1>I did do my research and I know what I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I handpicked the bourbon and personally signed every bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>Father Time. And no, this isn't some big spirit company

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<v Speaker 1>behind this adventure. It's just me and a buddy from college. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congrats to Jim and the buddy. The Caboose is a

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<v Speaker 1>Kentucky Strait Bourbon whiskey source from an undisclosed distillery and

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<v Speaker 1>made from a mash bill of sixty three percent corn,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty percent rye, and seven percent malted barley. It's sold

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<v Speaker 1>to two proof points. The precious batch clocks in at

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two point four proof, while the award winning Empty

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<v Speaker 1>Nester Strength is an uncut one hundred and twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>The suggested retail price for Empty Nestor Strength is two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars. Congratulations again, Jim Gaffigan, CBS will LERR a

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<v Speaker 1>special two hour presentation of Comics Unleashed. That's the Byron

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<v Speaker 1>Allen thing. It is celebrating that shows twentieth anniversary and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, what, John, That's only been on since May.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, this has been around in like syndication and

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<v Speaker 1>Late Late Night for twenty years. Byron Allen's a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make fun of him either. The primetime special air Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>September twenty ninth. The program will offer clips of Byron

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<v Speaker 1>Allen's monologues interview using comedic panels from the past two decades.

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<v Speaker 1>Guests will be announced at a later date, said CBS.

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<v Speaker 1>Comics Unleash debuted in first run syndication on local TV

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<v Speaker 1>stations in two thousand and six. The show produced more

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<v Speaker 1>than two hundred thirty episodes before taking quote an extended

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<v Speaker 1>production hiatus in twenty sixteen, during which repeats aired. Then

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty four, when Taylor Thomlinson walked away from

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<v Speaker 1>After Midnight, CBS was like, yeah, let's throw this on,

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<v Speaker 1>so they started making more and then CBS was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do we even need Stephen Colbert. The answer apparently no.

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<v Speaker 1>The show has been attracting more than eight hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 1>viewers over the age of two and in the eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>of forty nine to eighty three thousand. The other Byron

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<v Speaker 1>Allen show, the one that's on at twelve thirty now,

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<v Speaker 1>is called Funny You Should Ask, and that is returning

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<v Speaker 1>to production on August eleventh. New episodes will start showing

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<v Speaker 1>up on CBS at twelve thirty five am September twenty

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<v Speaker 1>First hosted by John Kelly, Funny You Should Ask has

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<v Speaker 1>produced four hundred and fifty episodes across nine seasons and

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<v Speaker 1>is going to tape its landmark five hundredth episode this winter.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't seen the show and I know You Haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>The show pits two contestants against each other as a

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<v Speaker 1>panel of six comics cracked jokes and offer answers to

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<v Speaker 1>trivia questions. Contestants must then decide whether those answers are

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<v Speaker 1>correct or merely funny. Isn't that just the Hollywood Squares

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<v Speaker 1>minus Tic tac Toe? Yes. After three rounds, the contestants

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<v Speaker 1>with the most money advances to an end game for

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<v Speaker 1>a larger cash prize. Some of the people that have

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<v Speaker 1>appeared on this thing Tiffany Hattis, Sean Lovitz, Jamie Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>Cheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Howie Mandel, Whitney Cummings, Carolyn Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>Natasha Lazeiro, Jeff Ross, Tommy Davidson, Jimmy Walker, and Gabriel

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<v Speaker 1>Fluffy Iglesias. Byron Allen said in a statement, Funny You

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<v Speaker 1>Should Ask is a comedy game show with a simple premise.

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<v Speaker 1>For every question, there's a funny answer. Congratulations to Seth Myers.

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<v Speaker 1>His day drinking segment will be presented on Peacock as

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<v Speaker 1>its own series. Today is Johnny Mack is wrong about

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<v Speaker 1>everybody and everything day. What happens next? We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>give a life time comedy Award, Adam Sandler and Say

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<v Speaker 1>Marceller R and Eds is funny. This is an awful episode.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll find day Drinking with Seth Myers on Peacock Now.

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<v Speaker 1>As at the time of this recording, the collection includes

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<v Speaker 1>all but one of the show's seventeen installments. The mystery

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<v Speaker 1>holdout episode is Seth Myers. In twenty twenty two with

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<v Speaker 1>post Malone, I saw on the Spotify comment somebody got

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me that I often take shots at Seth

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<v Speaker 1>Myers make twelve thirty great again? And as I wrote, look,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a home for Seth and maybe it's Peacock, But

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make twelve thirty great again. And I

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<v Speaker 1>need somebody willing to throw watermelons off a tower, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>have a bear masterbait. And I keep coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Fleming. Wouldn't Chris Fleming be a wonderful host of

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<v Speaker 1>Late Night with Chris Fleming twelve thirty seven, whatever it

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<v Speaker 1>is on NBC, Wouldn't that be great? And then like

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Myers could be on like Peacock or something. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that would be awesome. Continuing today's theme of Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Mack is wrong about everything, Jimmy Fallon continues to trail

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel's summer guest host and even lost some ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel Live Minus Jimmy Kimmel averaged one poin five

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<v Speaker 1>seven four million viewers the week Coleman Domingo hosted. That

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<v Speaker 1>same week, Fallon did one point four to two million

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<v Speaker 1>In the eighteen to forty nine s Kimmel Minus Kimmel

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred and three thousand adults. Jimmy Fallon won sixty

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<v Speaker 1>eight at twelve thirty nine hundred and twenty four thousand

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<v Speaker 1>people were watching Seth Myers Flat from the previous week

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen to forty nine to ninety seven thousand people. Byron

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<v Speaker 1>Allen Show Keeps Doing Byron Allen Things. The final week

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<v Speaker 1>of Show after Soccer starring James Corden, properly titled FIFA

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<v Speaker 1>total viewers, up fifty three percent, adults eighteen to forty

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<v Speaker 1>nine one hundred and fifty seven thousand up thirty nine percent.

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<v Speaker 1>The Daily Show is taking August off. I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>can't blame them. Meanwhile, over at Comedy Central, they've announced

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<v Speaker 1>a new series of Comedy Central stand Up Selects, short

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<v Speaker 1>sets from fourteen comics that will tape in August and

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<v Speaker 1>launch exclusively on the Comedy Central stand Up YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting that it's going to YouTube and not actually Comedy Central.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the future, John. We are told that Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Central Stand Up Selects will mix newer and established talent.

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<v Speaker 1>The newer and established talent include Adam Ray, Daniella, in Nes, Calvo,

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<v Speaker 1>Joey Sarone, Catherine Blandford, Leslie Low, Mendal, Ryan Goodcase, Sammy Maury,

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<v Speaker 1>and Skyler Higley. Kevin Hart was hanging out with his

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<v Speaker 1>golfing pal Lebron James, who is now a Philadelphia seventy

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<v Speaker 1>There were a lot of naughty words, so I can't

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<v Speaker 1>play it for you, but Kevin Hart started using a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Philly lingo to keep Lebron updated on how

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<v Speaker 1>his new fans talk. Bron said to Kevin Art, you

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<v Speaker 1>back on your Philly lingo, young bull. So I am frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>If you work with me long enough, I will roll

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<v Speaker 1>out of bed and have an idea and like I

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<v Speaker 1>have no patience, I'm like, let's do it now. So

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday I was hanging out on the deck poolside

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I should do a YouTube live

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, yeah, the family's around, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>just distract me. I'll do it Monday. So Monday one

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock I went live on YouTube. And if you caught it,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. And if you didn't catch it, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch it. And here's why I'm frustrated. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the audio of the live stream cut off after four minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I did like fifteen minutes and a cut off after four.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just me talking about stuff, including the death

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<v Speaker 1>of my friend Vinnie Passtoor. Hold On, my wife wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know if I want Chinese food. The answer is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course yes, Do you want to order with me?

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<v Speaker 1>We could do this. She's getting Panda Express, hm hot

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<v Speaker 1>and orange chicken. Should I get that? There's like a

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<v Speaker 1>black in chicken? Oh update required, Come on, Panda express.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to order. Let's say, how good my

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<v Speaker 1>internet is? I it loaded super fast. The fiosky came

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<v Speaker 1>by after the Storm's boy he hooked it up. My

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<v Speaker 1>internet is quick. Now I'm going to get a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this black pepper chicken. That's what I really like her.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get that. What kind of rice should I get? So? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Fried rice or white rice? I do? Is some fried rice?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? That's not going to be good for the

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<v Speaker 1>salt anyway. So I did this fifteen minute show and

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<v Speaker 1>I only have the four minutes of the audio. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what happens, so I'm very frustrated. I might

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<v Speaker 1>try that again on today Tuesday, assuming you're listening Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see if my wife is around and how quiet

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<v Speaker 1>the house is or not. But I did enjoy doing

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<v Speaker 1>I want to try it out anyway. I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Vinnie Passtdoor and a few minutes of the audio

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<v Speaker 1>did survive. So let me just drop that in here

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'll pick it up. But I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>would start today talking about Vinnie Passdoor because I was

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<v Speaker 1>friends with Vinnie, worked with him on The Wise Guy Show.

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<v Speaker 1>At Serious Exam. I just was reading the press release

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<v Speaker 1>in March of two thousand and four, that show came out. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's do the math John twenty two years ago already,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of crazy. Vinnie was a good guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was happy to see all the press that he

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<v Speaker 1>got where people were celebrating his career and his life

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<v Speaker 1>and the fun guy that he was. So when I

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<v Speaker 1>worked with him, it was the wise Guy Show on

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<v Speaker 1>Serious ExM raw Dog Channel. This was in the height

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<v Speaker 1>of Sopranos menia, and the idea for the show as

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<v Speaker 1>designed by executive producer Steven van Zant, you know Stevie

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<v Speaker 1>as Silvio on The Sopranos and also from the EA

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<v Speaker 1>Street Band. So he started the show to capture the

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<v Speaker 1>feeling of the back room at the bottom bing. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the idea there. So Vinnie was the star on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. He played Big Pussy on The Sopranos, so

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<v Speaker 1>he was the star of the show. And he was

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by some Italian American character actors, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>have known somebody and some of them might have been somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were always great to me. I enjoyed working

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<v Speaker 1>with them. So we would lock them in a room

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<v Speaker 1>for three hours. At first it was on Saturday. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>come back to that. And then we did the show

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday nights and Vinnie was the ringleader and we

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<v Speaker 1>would do segments like What's your Beef, have some celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>guests in, and it was just a really fun show

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<v Speaker 1>to work with. I remember one night we had The

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<v Speaker 1>Beach Boys on, and I'm a big Beach Boys fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the control room not quite pre sing

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<v Speaker 1>of the Beach Boys, and Mike says to me, are

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<v Speaker 1>they real wise guys? And I just sometimes I just

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<v Speaker 1>nail things and say things the right way. So I

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<v Speaker 1>said to Mike, I don't know, it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>being a surfer. And Mike got what I was coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the Beach Boys aren't expert surfers. They've been

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<v Speaker 1>I was on my way to see it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>the show had launched, on a Saturday afternoon. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>tell said, go host yourself. I'm not doing that. Later

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<v Speaker 1>in my career, I one hundred percent would have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that. But in this case, it was

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't seen and I've lived here for twenty something years.

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<v Speaker 1>The Wise Guys show boy in the middle of Sopranos Mania,

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<v Speaker 1>we took the show out to Las Vegas at one time,

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<v Speaker 1>limousine with some of the stars of the Wise Guys Show,

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<v Speaker 1>including Vinnie, including Steve Sharipa, who played Bobby Bakalan Sopranos,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was one of the humans who got out

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<v Speaker 1>of the limo. The crowds reacting to these people back

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that Las Vegas show, particularly because the guys

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember Shrippa. I kind of snapped at them,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like you didn't hear the part about The

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<v Speaker 1>guests on that particular episode were Robert Goulay if you're old,

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<v Speaker 1>I think mister Gulay may have had a beverage or

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<v Speaker 1>And Debbie Gibson, who was beautiful anyway. Vinny good guy,

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<v Speaker 1>had a temper. You can google some stuff about Vinnie

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll show up in the news, the temper. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>he'd be a little annoying to work with, but a

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<v Speaker 1>Wise Guy showanded, and after I left Sirious and for

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<v Speaker 1>Reels last week, I was thinking of reaching out to

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<v Speaker 1>I almost reached out to Vinnie, and I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>Vinnie Passtoor was eighty years old and a good guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm glad that people on the internet are remembering

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<v Speaker 1>him fondly. Let's do one more and get out of

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<v Speaker 1>There's a trailer out for season two of Leanne. In

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<v Speaker 1>season two, we follow Leanne Morgan's character Lean as her

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<v Speaker 1>the character's husband of thirty three years unexpectedly leaves her

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<v Speaker 1>for another woman. I wonder how her real life husband's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna feel about that. Supported by her family, including her

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<v Speaker 1>Ride or Die sister Carol, Leanne learns to embrace the

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<v Speaker 1>chaos and find strength, laughter, and hope in the most

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<v Speaker 1>unexpected places. Leanne tells people to see how Leanne navigates

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<v Speaker 1>this new chapter of her life, handling a divorce, caring

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<v Speaker 1>for each parents, dating at sixty. How old are her

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<v Speaker 1>it all the way we all do. I hope people

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<v Speaker 1>find it both relatable and hilarious. Oh we learned. The

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<v Speaker 1>season opens with my elderly parents, Celia Weston and Blake Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>moving into my house. And now how old are they?

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<v Speaker 1>If Leanne is playing a sixty year old character, how

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<v Speaker 1>old are these parents? Celia Weston is seventy four, so

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<v Speaker 1>your mom is fourteen years older. Than you, and alright,

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<v Speaker 1>and Blake Clark held is Blake Clark. He's eighty all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was twenty when he had Leanne. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>then that works a little bit. John, It's a sitcom

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix. Why are you worried about if it makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense or not? I don't know. Leanne says she can

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<v Speaker 1>relate to this feeling. Her own parents are eighty three

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<v Speaker 1>and eighty five. She says, they're still in their home,

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<v Speaker 1>We have to find the humor in it to get through. See.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, maybe we'll try again today. Maybe not.

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<v Speaker 1>That is your comedy news for today. See you tomorrow.
