WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:18.320 Welcome back to part two. I know that we're seeing 2 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:21.280 more of you than we saw in part one, and 3 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:23.960 that's okay. I'm not gonna get as mad this time, 4 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:27.280 but I'm just trying to be nice about this. Just 5 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:29.399 go back and listen to part one because we do 6 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:31.839 a lot of our funny stuff in part one, because 7 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:34.200 we're in no rush getting loose. 8 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:35.560 We're getting loose, getting loose. 9 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.280 We tell stories, we got macro notes, like just go 10 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:40.479 listen to the beginning. I think you're gonna like it. 11 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:45.240 A lot of impressions. I don't know, what do you think, Cecily. 12 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:48.079 I think you should do whatever the fuck you want. 13 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:52.679 And I say that, I say that and I mean it. 14 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:55.679 I say it and I mean it. 15 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:58.960 Yeah, but we really did do some we solve some 16 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:02.439 mysteries as to who's the worst person on this show. 17 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:04.079 I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to 18 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:04.519 tell you who. 19 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:07.439 We came up and listen. Yeah, and we did like 20 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:09.799 we did it scientifically, We really did. We did polls, 21 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:14.079 we did labs, we studied their brain, we used aspired counseling, 22 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.120 we got them brain napped. We did so many things 23 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:18.799 to figure that out. But yes, you do have to 24 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:19.840 go back to hear it. 25 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:23.560 Cecily decided that the best person on the show is Jesse, 26 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.760 and she really made a strong case for it, and 27 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:29.159 I get it. You know. It wasn't like at first 28 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:31.319 I was surprised because I was like, oh, I thought 29 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.519 we kind of both agreed. But then I remembered how 30 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:40.239 much she loves Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby, right, so it. 31 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:43.439 Kind of tracked when I relate that, Yeah, because I 32 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:44.959 just think he's I just look at him and I'm like, 33 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:47.840 that's a pure guy. That's just a good man. And 34 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:50.280 then for you, like your love of Diddy and thinking 35 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:53.000 that he's innocent, probably in pretty good mood today, You're like, 36 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:55.200 I love Jack's more Jacks please. 37 00:01:56.599 --> 00:02:01.760 I was not feeling that way. I yes, of course 38 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:04.280 I loved We all love Diddy, and like, what are 39 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:06.000 you gonna how are you gonna prove didd he did 40 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:08.000 anything wrong? You can't. 41 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:14.719 Okay, let's get into this. Let's get into this nonsense. 42 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.560 Now we're with Zach and Benji. Let's just go over that. 43 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:21.120 Yeah, and they've got some shirts, yes they so, Benji. 44 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:25.400 Zach is wearing his shirt unbottoned, and listen I love 45 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:26.199 I love Zach. 46 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.800 I'm a Zach stan I am too. Now it wasn't, 47 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:30.319 but I am. 48 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:32.879 But if did you notice that Benji is wearing a 49 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:35.240 T shirt and it's kind of tight and there's no 50 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:38.639 place for his mic, So I'm like, I think production 51 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.400 was just like listen, if you want to say something, 52 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:44.120 just stand really close to Zach and say it his mic. 53 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:46.840 We're doing, yes, and they just don't have the time. 54 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:49.199 They're like, we're not even have you even signed up 55 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:52.120 through HR? Are you getting paid? We'll get you paid. 56 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:53.719 It might not be in like money. 57 00:02:54.439 --> 00:02:56.759 We're not gonna do a W two with you actually, 58 00:02:56.879 --> 00:03:00.360 if that's okay, would you accept like payment in food 59 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:02.919 or like a trip to Hawaii and that kind of thing. Yeah, 60 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:05.680 And Benji's probably like yeah. 61 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:07.879 Sure he does. We're not gonna get you a mic, no, 62 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:08.919 but no. 63 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.199 Yeah, And Benji's like as probably whispering to Zach or 64 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:15.560 Zach is probably like, Benji, I think you really need 65 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:17.840 to like have a mic, like you know, and ben 66 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:19.919 She's like, no, it's cool, it's cool. I don't don't 67 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:23.159 worry about it, don't rock the boat. And Zach's like, oh, okay, 68 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:26.800 I won't Zach. You know, Zach is like, well, I 69 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:31.240 am the funny one, so like it's most important. He is. 70 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:31.840 He really is. 71 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.280 We need him, Yeah, we do. He's funny. He's fun 72 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:39.319 I like him. He's running, he's very manic with these shirts, 73 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:41.000 and he's got He's trying because he has a lot 74 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:43.719 of information. He's carrying all this that not everybody knows, 75 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:45.520 so he wants to make sure it runs smoothly. 76 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.520 Let me ask you this too, And this might come 77 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:50.680 up later, but I didn't make an I didn't write 78 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:52.319 it in my notes, so I sort of want to 79 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:54.680 say it now while I'm thinking of it. At some 80 00:03:54.919 --> 00:03:58.039 point in their hotel room, in the presidential suite, which 81 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:02.400 is all boys, was there a curling iron? Is Zach 82 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:04.400 curling his lego hair? 83 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:07.680 Probably? He probably is? 84 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:11.280 He very well could be. I definitely feel like I 85 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:15.319 saw a black curling iron. I mean, I thought was interesting. 86 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.920 I don't normally see guys that. 87 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.680 Would be Zach. I can see him, like, I could 88 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:21.480 see him doing that with the little flip on his Hair's. 89 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:23.240 Totally doing that. Okay, who else would it be? I 90 00:04:23.279 --> 00:04:25.199 mean maybe Jesse, but I don't. But I feel like, 91 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:27.439 if you're Zach, just a little product could do that. 92 00:04:27.519 --> 00:04:28.959 I don't know that you need to like go full 93 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:32.160 on curling iron. Now this really pissed me off. Okay, 94 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:34.959 they're getting already and they're kind of hiding these shirts. 95 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:37.439 They're very important to like not let her know. They 96 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:40.439 have these shirts that say that are like happy engage 97 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:44.920 with Kristin and Luke on the shirt. Yeah. 98 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:46.600 So then Kristen knocks on the door and they're like 99 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:48.680 come in. They hide it but barely, and I'm like, 100 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:51.240 why would you let her in with this much at stake? 101 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:53.439 Just be like we'll be right out. Our place is 102 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:55.639 a mess. Don't let them in. And then Luke comes into. 103 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:58.360 It's like, wouldn't that make you have more anxiety about 104 00:04:58.360 --> 00:04:58.959 the situation. 105 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.560 All this stuff is there, except that it's so like 106 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:07.680 it's like a comedy. It's very farcical, you know what 107 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:11.160 I mean, it's farcical the right word, like, oh, oh, 108 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:16.000 it's crstal. I'm like, yeah, it's not. It doesn't i'd 109 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.399 I'm going to say this now and then we can 110 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:23.439 discuss it later. For a long time, I thought that 111 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:27.720 Kristen knows about this, and I came and even and 112 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:31.720 this is a spoiler this is the engagement, But later 113 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:35.639 when she's actually getting engaged too, I was like, is 114 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:40.079 this fake? She's turned around for so long for no reason. 115 00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:43.199 But then I thought her reaction seemed kind of real. 116 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.279 I mean I was confused by it too, And we'll 117 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:48.680 get into it, Okay, just hold on. But I definitely 118 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:51.000 felt like she knows when they're sitting in the room, 119 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:53.000 or she knows. 120 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:56.639 To know, she knows everybody with their like something crazy 121 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:59.199 is gonna happen. There's going to be a surprise on 122 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:03.439 the trip. Luke's acting weird, like, come on, she knows well. 123 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:06.439 Zach then says basically is like Luke is, Oh, I 124 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:08.639 think you guys are perfect because I never thought i'd 125 00:06:08.639 --> 00:06:11.600 meet someone more dramatic than you and Kristin actually, to 126 00:06:11.639 --> 00:06:15.480 her point to her, you know, Credit defends him. Yeah, 127 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:17.160 you know, he's kind of going through some stuff with 128 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:19.360 his grandma. Like I like that. I think that that 129 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:22.480 is like a really big thing in a partnership. I 130 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.560 haven't always had that in mind. I think you and 131 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:27.399 John have that. It's like you got each other's back. Yes, 132 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.360 you're not going to behind your back go like uh yeah. 133 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:31.759 And she's crazy drama queen. 134 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:34.639 Yeah, no, so that was kind of rude of Zach 135 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.639 to try to get that to happen. But it didn't happen. 136 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:39.720 But Luke a kind of does it and it doesn't 137 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:42.199 doesn't do that in the reverse. Have you noticed there's 138 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:45.079 been seas like episodes ago where they'd be like, well, 139 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:47.720 Kristen's kind of nuts on my right, and he'd be like, yeah, 140 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:49.560 she can be a lot. 141 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:51.759 Yeah, he does say, and then his cheeks right now, 142 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:53.759 at this point, we're completely out of control because last 143 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:55.959 week they were just kind of flushed, they were like pink, right, 144 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:59.120 but now it does look like he ate like something 145 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:03.279 radioactive and it's glowing through you know, it's it's like 146 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:05.680 a light that's going through his cheeks and that's where 147 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:10.399 it lands. Yes, yes, so weird. It's so bizarre and 148 00:07:10.439 --> 00:07:12.720 I kind of like want it for my own cheeks 149 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.199 also of the kind of skin that does that. 150 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:18.879 Do you remember this blush that you could buy? Okay, 151 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:22.680 this this might be excited too, this might be I 152 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.160 might be older than you, but there was a blush 153 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:28.120 you could buy. It was like those lipsticks where you 154 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:30.360 put it on your cheeks and then it's supposed to 155 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:34.000 turn into the color that's right for you, but it 156 00:07:34.040 --> 00:07:34.600 never would. 157 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:37.399 It does never work, like the green lipsticks too, and 158 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:39.439 they're green and you're like, how exciting, And then it 159 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:42.759 would just be this bright pink and I don't want that, yes. 160 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:45.000 But then you can't get it off because it turns 161 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:49.079 into that radioactive, weird bright pink color that you're like, well, 162 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:51.759 now I look like a grandma in Florida, which would 163 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:55.160 so they lead it was a blush. They had a 164 00:07:55.160 --> 00:07:57.879 blush like that too, that was supposed to just match 165 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:00.399 your tone, like supposed to just lay like you had 166 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:02.319 natural blush on it. It never did. It was always 167 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:03.480 like the lipstick. 168 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:05.759 Right that, I want to try that. You know what 169 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:07.319 else I want to do? I may have mentioned this, 170 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:09.519 but I want to get my color wheel done again 171 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:11.800 and did it when I was younger. I love a 172 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:14.920 color wheel. It's very expensive. There's apps for it now, 173 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:16.560 which I don't trust. I want. I want to go 174 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:19.319 to Macy's and I want a lady. I want them 175 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:20.879 to bring in a color wheel. Lady. 176 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:22.439 You probably don't anymore. 177 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:24.040 No, they of course don't. 178 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:26.000 Have that anymore. But it was like my favorite thing. 179 00:08:26.279 --> 00:08:28.120 It was this lady and you could sign up for it. 180 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:30.000 And when I was ten and my friends we all 181 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:32.759 went in, I'm a winter, you are a winter as well, 182 00:08:32.879 --> 00:08:34.799 I believe. Yeah, for sure we are a different wind. 183 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:38.159 But there's so many different winters. Oh, there's like cool warms. 184 00:08:38.200 --> 00:08:39.200 It's winter. 185 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:42.759 It's so cool though, because there's Minnesota winter. 186 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:45.919 You can wear anything on anything, like so we can 187 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:49.039 both wear black, but my it's a different color black 188 00:08:49.080 --> 00:08:51.679 than you're black. Yours could be lighter or darker. The 189 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:55.120 reds are like our reds are different. Like I love it. 190 00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.919 And if anybody knows somebody other than an app that 191 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:00.000 can tell, like an actual person that can come away 192 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:03.320 over and do my colors, I'm in thank you. 193 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:05.200 Yeah, because if you even if you did it with 194 00:09:05.279 --> 00:09:07.600 an app where you took a picture, the lighting would 195 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:09.480 really depend so much, like you. 196 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.080 Know it does not know, It totally depends on Yeah, 197 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:15.000 I mean, I guess you could try different lights, but 198 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:16.919 I don't try. I don't like paying apps either, because 199 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:19.279 you can never get it off right. Why am I 200 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:21.519 talking about that way? What were we to owe his cheeks? 201 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:24.559 His cheeks? And also, but do you like the fact 202 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:26.360 that I was like and then every time I would 203 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.720 put this blush on, it would turn a crazy color 204 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:30.919 as if I just used it over and over. I'm 205 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:32.679 like this time, this time will be. 206 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:34.879 Different every time until I was done with it because 207 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:39.799 I paid good money for that. I paid four dollars everywhere, right, Okay, 208 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:43.200 so it's kind of funny here where Kristen doesn't want 209 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:46.639 to shower, which also seemed fake, Like, you guys, I'm 210 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:48.639 just not gonna brush my teeth or shower or anything. 211 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:51.320 I'm gonna be pretty gross. I'm gonna wear my swastika shirt. 212 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:53.240 And they're like they're. 213 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:55.399 Thinking, like this is the day you're going to get 214 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:57.240 proposed to, so I I. 215 00:09:57.240 --> 00:09:58.480 Wouldn't be that, right. 216 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.559 She's like, no, you guys, it's so funny. Everybody knows 217 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:03.879 that I'm not like anti Semitic that I just had 218 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:05.960 that I just wear this for funzies. And they're like, 219 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:08.799 I know, but we do know that, Kristen, and we 220 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.720 do love you, but just this just on today, like, 221 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:13.679 you know, maybe just not wear it today. 222 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:16.799 You know when you you know when I remember when 223 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.120 you I had. I was thrown a surprise party for 224 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:23.440 my birthday many years ago, and my friend who was 225 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:26.159 throwing it was. I was very tired that night, and 226 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:27.840 it was a Sunday night, which is I'm not all 227 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:30.080 about so like, next time, don't throw me a surprise 228 00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:32.919 party on a Sunday night. That's just ridiculous. But I 229 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:34.559 was like, they're like, okay, we're going to go to dinner, 230 00:10:34.559 --> 00:10:36.840 and I said that's perfect. So I were. It was November, 231 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.240 so I wore a cute sweater and jeans. Huh. And 232 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:43.240 my friend kept trying to be like the restaurant we're 233 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:45.919 going to is like really hot, It's like ha, And 234 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:47.399 I was like, okay, it's fine. I'll just wear a 235 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:49.399 shirt underneath it. She's like you want to and then 236 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.559 I should? I go I'm not showering though, is that okay? 237 00:10:51.639 --> 00:10:53.120 Like I really don't have time to do my hair, 238 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:55.200 so I'm gonna wear like a baseball hat or something. 239 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:57.759 And she's like it was so because they wanted to 240 00:10:57.759 --> 00:10:59.960 take me to karaoke after that, I wear the surprise 241 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:02.519 party was and I just was doing everything I could. 242 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.840 They're like, you should get a dog walker, you know, 243 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:07.639 and I was like, no, We're only going to be 244 00:11:07.639 --> 00:11:09.639 gone for a couple hours. Yeah, it's fine. I have 245 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.480 to be home anyway, I've got to work in the morning. 246 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:14.600 And they're like, I mean, it was just impossible. It 247 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:17.639 was impossible, but I was surprised I didn't get it. 248 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:20.919 I had the same thing happened. I remember I told 249 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:24.720 you this story where I was writing with Bonnie and 250 00:11:25.039 --> 00:11:27.159 it was kind of getting late and she had planned 251 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:29.799 a surprise party for me, and she kept saying like, 252 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:32.039 let's just go get a drink. I'm tired, I don't 253 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:33.720 want to write anymore. Let's go get a drink. And 254 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.200 I was like, no, I was absolutely refusing. She was 255 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:39.279 having to go make phone calls and try to like 256 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:42.360 figure out like a plan B for so I finally 257 00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:45.879 agreed because she just like browbeat me into it that 258 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:48.759 I absolutely refused to put on makeup or take a 259 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:51.399 shower or do my hair. So I put my hair. 260 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:53.679 I was wearing overalls and a T shirt and I 261 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:56.000 stuck my hair in a bun on top of my 262 00:11:56.080 --> 00:12:01.679 head and no makeup, and she was just like, okay, 263 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:05.159 and that you totally rock that. That's cut. Anyway, what's 264 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.799 the same Harlet Williams is that Oh my god, I 265 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:10.559 know he was there, like there were random people there 266 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.519 that I do wish I'd put on a little makeup. 267 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.039 That's yeah, no, so maybe Kristen, but it just seemed 268 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:17.759 like she was going too far the other way, like yeah, 269 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:19.360 I'm definitely not gonna shower. 270 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:22.120 She's like, I'm going to be on like a fishing boat, 271 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:23.519 like forget about. 272 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:25.879 I'm fish forget And he's like, well, we are going 273 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:28.440 directly to the luouse, please go ahead and do We're 274 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:30.080 not gonna have time to do like hair and makeup, 275 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:33.200 and she's like whatever. She always looks in the next 276 00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:35.879 five scenes like she's gonna vomit the way she holds 277 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:39.240 her neck, and then five rolls of necks just it's 278 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:44.679 like she's not doing well physically. Okay, then let's say 279 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:45.840 Christmas won't shower. 280 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:48.960 I don't understand too. This is just I don't understand 281 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:52.559 why Luke is so obsessed with her showering because she 282 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:55.639 looks the same, her hair is done, her hair is curled, 283 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:58.120 she's got makeup on, so I don't know what the 284 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:02.279 whole thing about. And then later, of course spoiler alert, 285 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:06.080 she's going to be like, I'm so glad I showered. 286 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:10.039 Why though, yeah, what I know none of them look 287 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:11.519 freshly showered. It's it. 288 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:14.519 Did I know? You're right, It's not like hair and 289 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:18.200 makeup's coming in fully, She's just She's still just Kristin. 290 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:19.879 It's kind of greasy hair, no matter what, right. 291 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:23.120 I like. Also, I want to say one nice thing, 292 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:25.559 which is that Zach is wearing a T shirt that 293 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:29.440 says soccer mom, which I think is so cute. Yeah, 294 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:31.600 a gay man to be wearing a little shirt that 295 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:34.799 says soccer mom, Like, oh my god, I wanted I 296 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:38.440 want that for like somebody. Yes, that's adorable. 297 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:41.320 So okay, then we have all I just wrote is 298 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:44.120 Nia's voice Kristen's neck. 299 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:47.960 Ni Nia is now trying to subtly get Kristen to shower, 300 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:50.600 and she's talking about She's like, I just rely wanted 301 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:52.919 a shower so she can like look at you out 302 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:56.720 like yeah, yeah, like she really needs to take a shower. 303 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:02.840 So everybody is talking about showering. And then Luke even 304 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:06.480 has a two camera moment where he's like, yeah, I 305 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:09.720 mean everything is in order, like all of it's all 306 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:12.559 set up, but Kristen not wanting to take a shower 307 00:14:12.759 --> 00:14:16.200 was not on my radar. It's like, calm the fuck down, Luke. 308 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:19.080 Nobody cares not about it like. 309 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:22.159 A department store. Santa Claus was not on my radar. 310 00:14:22.279 --> 00:14:23.919 But we're dealing, you know. 311 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:25.559 Can we get makeup in here? Can we do a 312 00:14:25.600 --> 00:14:30.120 step in stepping in? Old please hold for stepping in. 313 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:32.159 Why isn't anybody powdering that shit? 314 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:35.840 I don't know. It's just gros and it looks uncomfortable, 315 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:38.480 like he's having some kind of bout of like shingles. Yes, something, 316 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:39.399 I'm worried for him. 317 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:41.879 Yes, And we can't blame it all on the wassabbi 318 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:43.840 that he was snorting up his nose either. 319 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:45.440 Unless he does that every day. What if there were 320 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:47.080 it was there? Way, it was a cry for health. 321 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:49.840 Some production to go. We want to show you guys this. 322 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:51.519 We don't want to show it to you all the time, 323 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:54.440 but just so you know this is happening. So we 324 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.279 did get this one clip of it. It's like, oh, 325 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:58.120 that's why that would make sense. 326 00:14:58.159 --> 00:14:58.639 You know what? 327 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:03.399 What actually makes sense really would So now, okay, do you. 328 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:07.480 Want to go over to Britney's house. Let's go to Jacksons. 329 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.879 And I am gonna say something. I'm gonna annoy you 330 00:15:10.919 --> 00:15:16.720 so much. I enjoyed this Jackson crist Why because I think, 331 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:19.120 let's just take it from Cruz's point of view at 332 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:21.720 this moment, in this one moment in time. He doesn't 333 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:23.639 know all the back and forth. He doesn't know that he. 334 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:26.519 Doesn't even like Jacks. But we don't know that as 335 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:29.159 we do. We saw his reaction to seeing Jax. He 336 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:30.399 didn't want to go to him at. 337 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:32.639 All, I know, but in this case he did. In 338 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:35.360 this case, he did, and he did like a lot 339 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:37.440 of that's tension that he's picking up as well. He's 340 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:40.480 being told that he doesn't really have an opinion yet. 341 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:43.000 So they are swimming, and I thought it was nice. 342 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:46.320 You're actually saying that he doesn't have an opinion when 343 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:50.120 he's seen his when he's seen Jacks in rages, he's 344 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.720 been around his dad as he does prior to him 345 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:57.360 having to be forced into rehab and losing like custody. 346 00:15:57.440 --> 00:15:58.600 You don't think that Cruise is. 347 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.759 Like he's too young, He's he picks up on it. 348 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:05.279 Your in the house and abusing his mom and throwing 349 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:06.960 tables and in front of him. 350 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:11.200 Who's was there when that happened? Yes you sure, yes, 351 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:13.240 I don't remember that he was there. But either way, 352 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:15.919 either way I agree with you, yes, and you can 353 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:18.440 still be whatever age and absorb that kind of stuff 354 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:21.000 and feel how you feel. But in this moment, I 355 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:22.919 thought that they were having a nice school. 356 00:16:23.039 --> 00:16:24.679 Okay, is that fair? 357 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:28.039 Like in what I want for Jack's and Cruise especially 358 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:29.919 is for him to be a good dad. I don't 359 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:32.440 know if he's capable of it. I don't know, but 360 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:35.360 I really like hope that he can get there and 361 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:36.320 that that would be nice. 362 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:39.159 That's such a liar, He's just like, Yeah, I was 363 00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:41.799 really worried like that Cruis would forget about me because 364 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:46.480 like I haven't seen him, like in like seven days. Oh, 365 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:49.720 I haven't seen him. Well, you decided to get botox 366 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:53.399 and get your freshy haircut and put your name on 367 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:56.120 a hat and a hoodie and do some coke and 368 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:58.840 then waited a few more days. So is that really? 369 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:01.399 Is it all on Brittany that you haven't seen your son? 370 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:03.639 I mean, oh, I hate all that. I hate the 371 00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:05.640 way he treats Brittany. I hate the way he lies. 372 00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:07.920 I hate all he doesn't really want to see Cruise. 373 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:10.640 It's to me, it's I'm sorry to me, it's performative. 374 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:13.480 It possibly is. I just want to believe, you know 375 00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:15.279 how I am frank it out or I'm just like 376 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:17.079 everybody's good at heart. At the end of the day, 377 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:19.559 it turns out not to be true. So maybe like 378 00:17:19.799 --> 00:17:22.319 I should maybe take a lesson from an frank and 379 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:23.920 be like, you know what, maybe not Jack's. 380 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:24.759 It's not Jack's. 381 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:27.960 But when I see it, I'm like, Oh, he's trying 382 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:30.680 his best on this one day. I just want him 383 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:32.559 to have one day with Is. 384 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:35.039 He trying his best or are the cameras there and 385 00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:37.720 are they doing a scene where Jackson is being with 386 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.839 Maybe I just because he told us over and over 387 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:44.119 that he's telling camera he wants to see cruise, but 388 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:47.960 he is not making any attempt to see cruise. Yeah, yeah, 389 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:50.680 So why do we automatically believe Jacks. 390 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:53.799 I don't believe him. I just liked this moment. I 391 00:17:53.960 --> 00:17:55.119 liked them swimming. 392 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:55.759 That's it. 393 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:58.720 I just want the cats and the cradle and the 394 00:17:58.799 --> 00:18:03.640 silver spoon. Then there's a moon, all right, you know. 395 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:06.839 I just that's when I need, like, hey, Dad, you 396 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:10.640 want to play catch? Yes? Son? Yeah, like a little 397 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:13.640 bit of that is what I'm like. Okay, wow, okay, 398 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:17.039 So back to Hawaii. They're taking Luau lessons, and Brittany's 399 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:20.119 is like, maybe my Lulau move could just be there. 400 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:22.279 I'm gonna rip off draxious nuts. 401 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:27.680