Speaker 1: Welcome back to part two. I know that we're seeing
Speaker 1: more of you than we saw in part one, and
Speaker 1: that's okay. I'm not gonna get as mad this time,
Speaker 1: but I'm just trying to be nice about this. Just
Speaker 1: go back and listen to part one because we do
Speaker 1: a lot of our funny stuff in part one, because
Speaker 1: we're in no rush getting loose.
Speaker 2: We're getting loose, getting loose.
Speaker 1: We tell stories, we got macro notes, like just go
Speaker 1: listen to the beginning. I think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 1: A lot of impressions. I don't know, what do you think, Cecily.
Speaker 2: I think you should do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 2: And I say that, I say that and I mean it.
Speaker 2: I say it and I mean it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we really did do some we solve some
Speaker 1: mysteries as to who's the worst person on this show.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell you who.
Speaker 2: We came up and listen. Yeah, and we did like
Speaker 2: we did it scientifically, We really did. We did polls,
Speaker 2: we did labs, we studied their brain, we used aspired counseling,
Speaker 2: we got them brain napped. We did so many things
Speaker 2: to figure that out. But yes, you do have to
Speaker 2: go back to hear it.
Speaker 1: Cecily decided that the best person on the show is Jesse,
Speaker 1: and she really made a strong case for it, and
Speaker 1: I get it. You know. It wasn't like at first
Speaker 1: I was surprised because I was like, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: we kind of both agreed. But then I remembered how
Speaker 1: much she loves Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby, right, so it.
Speaker 2: Kind of tracked when I relate that, Yeah, because I
Speaker 2: just think he's I just look at him and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's a pure guy. That's just a good man. And
Speaker 2: then for you, like your love of Diddy and thinking
Speaker 2: that he's innocent, probably in pretty good mood today, You're like,
Speaker 2: I love Jack's more Jacks please.
Speaker 1: I was not feeling that way. I yes, of course
Speaker 1: I loved We all love Diddy, and like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna how are you gonna prove didd he did
Speaker 1: anything wrong? You can't.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into this. Let's get into this nonsense.
Speaker 2: Now we're with Zach and Benji. Let's just go over that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they've got some shirts, yes they so, Benji.
Speaker 1: Zach is wearing his shirt unbottoned, and listen I love
Speaker 1: I love Zach.
Speaker 2: I'm a Zach stan I am too. Now it wasn't,
Speaker 2: but I am.
Speaker 1: But if did you notice that Benji is wearing a
Speaker 1: T shirt and it's kind of tight and there's no
Speaker 1: place for his mic, So I'm like, I think production
Speaker 1: was just like listen, if you want to say something,
Speaker 1: just stand really close to Zach and say it his mic.
Speaker 2: We're doing, yes, and they just don't have the time.
Speaker 2: They're like, we're not even have you even signed up
Speaker 2: through HR? Are you getting paid? We'll get you paid.
Speaker 2: It might not be in like money.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna do a W two with you actually,
Speaker 1: if that's okay, would you accept like payment in food
Speaker 1: or like a trip to Hawaii and that kind of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And Benji's probably like yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure he does. We're not gonna get you a mic, no,
Speaker 2: but no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Benji's like as probably whispering to Zach or
Speaker 1: Zach is probably like, Benji, I think you really need
Speaker 1: to like have a mic, like you know, and ben
Speaker 1: She's like, no, it's cool, it's cool. I don't don't
Speaker 1: worry about it, don't rock the boat. And Zach's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I won't Zach. You know, Zach is like, well, I
Speaker 1: am the funny one, so like it's most important. He is.
Speaker 1: He really is.
Speaker 2: We need him, Yeah, we do. He's funny. He's fun
Speaker 2: I like him. He's running, he's very manic with these shirts,
Speaker 2: and he's got He's trying because he has a lot
Speaker 2: of information. He's carrying all this that not everybody knows,
Speaker 2: so he wants to make sure it runs smoothly.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this too, And this might come
Speaker 1: up later, but I didn't make an I didn't write
Speaker 1: it in my notes, so I sort of want to
Speaker 1: say it now while I'm thinking of it. At some
Speaker 1: point in their hotel room, in the presidential suite, which
Speaker 1: is all boys, was there a curling iron? Is Zach
Speaker 1: curling his lego hair?
Speaker 2: Probably? He probably is?
Speaker 1: He very well could be. I definitely feel like I
Speaker 1: saw a black curling iron. I mean, I thought was interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't normally see guys that.
Speaker 2: Would be Zach. I can see him, like, I could
Speaker 2: see him doing that with the little flip on his Hair's.
Speaker 1: Totally doing that. Okay, who else would it be? I
Speaker 1: mean maybe Jesse, but I don't. But I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're Zach, just a little product could do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you need to like go full
Speaker 1: on curling iron. Now this really pissed me off. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're getting already and they're kind of hiding these shirts.
Speaker 1: They're very important to like not let her know. They
Speaker 1: have these shirts that say that are like happy engage
Speaker 1: with Kristin and Luke on the shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Kristen knocks on the door and they're like
Speaker 2: come in. They hide it but barely, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why would you let her in with this much at stake?
Speaker 2: Just be like we'll be right out. Our place is
Speaker 2: a mess. Don't let them in. And then Luke comes into.
Speaker 2: It's like, wouldn't that make you have more anxiety about
Speaker 2: the situation.
Speaker 1: All this stuff is there, except that it's so like
Speaker 1: it's like a comedy. It's very farcical, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, it's farcical the right word, like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: it's crstal. I'm like, yeah, it's not. It doesn't i'd
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this now and then we can
Speaker 1: discuss it later. For a long time, I thought that
Speaker 1: Kristen knows about this, and I came and even and
Speaker 1: this is a spoiler this is the engagement, But later
Speaker 1: when she's actually getting engaged too, I was like, is
Speaker 1: this fake? She's turned around for so long for no reason.
Speaker 1: But then I thought her reaction seemed kind of real.
Speaker 2: I mean I was confused by it too, And we'll
Speaker 2: get into it, Okay, just hold on. But I definitely
Speaker 2: felt like she knows when they're sitting in the room,
Speaker 2: or she knows.
Speaker 1: To know, she knows everybody with their like something crazy
Speaker 1: is gonna happen. There's going to be a surprise on
Speaker 1: the trip. Luke's acting weird, like, come on, she knows well.
Speaker 2: Zach then says basically is like Luke is, Oh, I
Speaker 2: think you guys are perfect because I never thought i'd
Speaker 2: meet someone more dramatic than you and Kristin actually, to
Speaker 2: her point to her, you know, Credit defends him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, he's kind of going through some stuff with
Speaker 2: his grandma. Like I like that. I think that that
Speaker 2: is like a really big thing in a partnership. I
Speaker 2: haven't always had that in mind. I think you and
Speaker 2: John have that. It's like you got each other's back. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're not going to behind your back go like uh yeah.
Speaker 1: And she's crazy drama queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, so that was kind of rude of Zach
Speaker 2: to try to get that to happen. But it didn't happen.
Speaker 1: But Luke a kind of does it and it doesn't
Speaker 1: doesn't do that in the reverse. Have you noticed there's
Speaker 1: been seas like episodes ago where they'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: Kristen's kind of nuts on my right, and he'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she can be a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does say, and then his cheeks right now,
Speaker 2: at this point, we're completely out of control because last
Speaker 2: week they were just kind of flushed, they were like pink, right,
Speaker 2: but now it does look like he ate like something
Speaker 2: radioactive and it's glowing through you know, it's it's like
Speaker 2: a light that's going through his cheeks and that's where
Speaker 2: it lands. Yes, yes, so weird. It's so bizarre and
Speaker 2: I kind of like want it for my own cheeks
Speaker 2: also of the kind of skin that does that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this blush that you could buy? Okay,
Speaker 1: this this might be excited too, this might be I
Speaker 1: might be older than you, but there was a blush
Speaker 1: you could buy. It was like those lipsticks where you
Speaker 1: put it on your cheeks and then it's supposed to
Speaker 1: turn into the color that's right for you, but it
Speaker 1: never would.
Speaker 2: It does never work, like the green lipsticks too, and
Speaker 2: they're green and you're like, how exciting, And then it
Speaker 2: would just be this bright pink and I don't want that, yes.
Speaker 1: But then you can't get it off because it turns
Speaker 1: into that radioactive, weird bright pink color that you're like, well,
Speaker 1: now I look like a grandma in Florida, which would
Speaker 1: so they lead it was a blush. They had a
Speaker 1: blush like that too, that was supposed to just match
Speaker 1: your tone, like supposed to just lay like you had
Speaker 1: natural blush on it. It never did. It was always
Speaker 1: like the lipstick.
Speaker 2: Right that, I want to try that. You know what
Speaker 2: else I want to do? I may have mentioned this,
Speaker 2: but I want to get my color wheel done again
Speaker 2: and did it when I was younger. I love a
Speaker 2: color wheel. It's very expensive. There's apps for it now,
Speaker 2: which I don't trust. I want. I want to go
Speaker 2: to Macy's and I want a lady. I want them
Speaker 2: to bring in a color wheel. Lady.
Speaker 1: You probably don't anymore.
Speaker 2: No, they of course don't.
Speaker 1: Have that anymore. But it was like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: It was this lady and you could sign up for it.
Speaker 2: And when I was ten and my friends we all
Speaker 2: went in, I'm a winter, you are a winter as well,
Speaker 2: I believe. Yeah, for sure we are a different wind.
Speaker 2: But there's so many different winters. Oh, there's like cool warms.
Speaker 2: It's winter.
Speaker 1: It's so cool though, because there's Minnesota winter.
Speaker 2: You can wear anything on anything, like so we can
Speaker 2: both wear black, but my it's a different color black
Speaker 2: than you're black. Yours could be lighter or darker. The
Speaker 2: reds are like our reds are different. Like I love it.
Speaker 2: And if anybody knows somebody other than an app that
Speaker 2: can tell, like an actual person that can come away
Speaker 2: over and do my colors, I'm in thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you even if you did it with
Speaker 1: an app where you took a picture, the lighting would
Speaker 1: really depend so much, like you.
Speaker 2: Know it does not know, It totally depends on Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you could try different lights, but
Speaker 2: I don't try. I don't like paying apps either, because
Speaker 2: you can never get it off right. Why am I
Speaker 2: talking about that way? What were we to owe his cheeks?
Speaker 1: His cheeks? And also, but do you like the fact
Speaker 1: that I was like and then every time I would
Speaker 1: put this blush on, it would turn a crazy color
Speaker 1: as if I just used it over and over. I'm
Speaker 1: like this time, this time will be.
Speaker 2: Different every time until I was done with it because
Speaker 2: I paid good money for that. I paid four dollars everywhere, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of funny here where Kristen doesn't want
Speaker 2: to shower, which also seemed fake, Like, you guys, I'm
Speaker 2: just not gonna brush my teeth or shower or anything.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be pretty gross. I'm gonna wear my swastika shirt.
Speaker 2: And they're like they're.
Speaker 1: Thinking, like this is the day you're going to get
Speaker 1: proposed to, so I I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be that, right.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, you guys, it's so funny. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: that I'm not like anti Semitic that I just had
Speaker 1: that I just wear this for funzies. And they're like,
Speaker 1: I know, but we do know that, Kristen, and we
Speaker 1: do love you, but just this just on today, like,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe just not wear it today.
Speaker 2: You know when you you know when I remember when
Speaker 2: you I had. I was thrown a surprise party for
Speaker 2: my birthday many years ago, and my friend who was
Speaker 2: throwing it was. I was very tired that night, and
Speaker 2: it was a Sunday night, which is I'm not all
Speaker 2: about so like, next time, don't throw me a surprise
Speaker 2: party on a Sunday night. That's just ridiculous. But I
Speaker 2: was like, they're like, okay, we're going to go to dinner,
Speaker 2: and I said that's perfect. So I were. It was November,
Speaker 2: so I wore a cute sweater and jeans. Huh. And
Speaker 2: my friend kept trying to be like the restaurant we're
Speaker 2: going to is like really hot, It's like ha, And
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it's fine. I'll just wear a
Speaker 2: shirt underneath it. She's like you want to and then
Speaker 2: I should? I go I'm not showering though, is that okay?
Speaker 2: Like I really don't have time to do my hair,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna wear like a baseball hat or something.
Speaker 1: And she's like it was so because they wanted to
Speaker 1: take me to karaoke after that, I wear the surprise
Speaker 1: party was and I just was doing everything I could.
Speaker 2: They're like, you should get a dog walker, you know,
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, We're only going to be
Speaker 2: gone for a couple hours. Yeah, it's fine. I have
Speaker 2: to be home anyway, I've got to work in the morning.
Speaker 2: And they're like, I mean, it was just impossible. It
Speaker 2: was impossible, but I was surprised I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: I had the same thing happened. I remember I told
Speaker 1: you this story where I was writing with Bonnie and
Speaker 1: it was kind of getting late and she had planned
Speaker 1: a surprise party for me, and she kept saying like,
Speaker 1: let's just go get a drink. I'm tired, I don't
Speaker 1: want to write anymore. Let's go get a drink. And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I was absolutely refusing. She was
Speaker 1: having to go make phone calls and try to like
Speaker 1: figure out like a plan B for so I finally
Speaker 1: agreed because she just like browbeat me into it that
Speaker 1: I absolutely refused to put on makeup or take a
Speaker 1: shower or do my hair. So I put my hair.
Speaker 1: I was wearing overalls and a T shirt and I
Speaker 1: stuck my hair in a bun on top of my
Speaker 1: head and no makeup, and she was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: and that you totally rock that. That's cut. Anyway, what's
Speaker 1: the same Harlet Williams is that Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: know he was there, like there were random people there
Speaker 1: that I do wish I'd put on a little makeup.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, no, so maybe Kristen, but it just seemed
Speaker 2: like she was going too far the other way, like yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not gonna shower.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm going to be on like a fishing boat,
Speaker 1: like forget about.
Speaker 2: I'm fish forget And he's like, well, we are going
Speaker 2: directly to the luouse, please go ahead and do We're
Speaker 2: not gonna have time to do like hair and makeup,
Speaker 2: and she's like whatever. She always looks in the next
Speaker 2: five scenes like she's gonna vomit the way she holds
Speaker 2: her neck, and then five rolls of necks just it's
Speaker 2: like she's not doing well physically. Okay, then let's say
Speaker 2: Christmas won't shower.
Speaker 1: I don't understand too. This is just I don't understand
Speaker 1: why Luke is so obsessed with her showering because she
Speaker 1: looks the same, her hair is done, her hair is curled,
Speaker 1: she's got makeup on, so I don't know what the
Speaker 1: whole thing about. And then later, of course spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: she's going to be like, I'm so glad I showered.
Speaker 1: Why though, yeah, what I know none of them look
Speaker 1: freshly showered. It's it.
Speaker 2: Did I know? You're right, It's not like hair and
Speaker 2: makeup's coming in fully, She's just She's still just Kristin.
Speaker 2: It's kind of greasy hair, no matter what, right.
Speaker 1: I like. Also, I want to say one nice thing,
Speaker 1: which is that Zach is wearing a T shirt that
Speaker 1: says soccer mom, which I think is so cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a gay man to be wearing a little shirt that
Speaker 1: says soccer mom, Like, oh my god, I wanted I
Speaker 1: want that for like somebody. Yes, that's adorable.
Speaker 2: So okay, then we have all I just wrote is
Speaker 2: Nia's voice Kristen's neck.
Speaker 1: Ni Nia is now trying to subtly get Kristen to shower,
Speaker 1: and she's talking about She's like, I just rely wanted
Speaker 1: a shower so she can like look at you out
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, like she really needs to take a shower.
Speaker 1: So everybody is talking about showering. And then Luke even
Speaker 1: has a two camera moment where he's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean everything is in order, like all of it's all
Speaker 1: set up, but Kristen not wanting to take a shower
Speaker 1: was not on my radar. It's like, calm the fuck down, Luke.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares not about it like.
Speaker 1: A department store. Santa Claus was not on my radar.
Speaker 1: But we're dealing, you know.
Speaker 2: Can we get makeup in here? Can we do a
Speaker 2: step in stepping in? Old please hold for stepping in.
Speaker 1: Why isn't anybody powdering that shit?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just gros and it looks uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: like he's having some kind of bout of like shingles. Yes, something,
Speaker 2: I'm worried for him.
Speaker 1: Yes, And we can't blame it all on the wassabbi
Speaker 1: that he was snorting up his nose either.
Speaker 2: Unless he does that every day. What if there were
Speaker 2: it was there? Way, it was a cry for health.
Speaker 2: Some production to go. We want to show you guys this.
Speaker 2: We don't want to show it to you all the time,
Speaker 2: but just so you know this is happening. So we
Speaker 2: did get this one clip of it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's why that would make sense.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: What actually makes sense really would So now, okay, do you.
Speaker 1: Want to go over to Britney's house. Let's go to Jacksons.
Speaker 2: And I am gonna say something. I'm gonna annoy you
Speaker 2: so much. I enjoyed this Jackson crist Why because I think,
Speaker 2: let's just take it from Cruz's point of view at
Speaker 2: this moment, in this one moment in time. He doesn't
Speaker 2: know all the back and forth. He doesn't know that he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even like Jacks. But we don't know that as
Speaker 1: we do. We saw his reaction to seeing Jax. He
Speaker 1: didn't want to go to him at.
Speaker 2: All, I know, but in this case he did. In
Speaker 2: this case, he did, and he did like a lot
Speaker 2: of that's tension that he's picking up as well. He's
Speaker 2: being told that he doesn't really have an opinion yet.
Speaker 2: So they are swimming, and I thought it was nice.
Speaker 1: You're actually saying that he doesn't have an opinion when
Speaker 1: he's seen his when he's seen Jacks in rages, he's
Speaker 1: been around his dad as he does prior to him
Speaker 1: having to be forced into rehab and losing like custody.
Speaker 1: You don't think that Cruise is.
Speaker 2: Like he's too young, He's he picks up on it.
Speaker 1: Your in the house and abusing his mom and throwing
Speaker 1: tables and in front of him.
Speaker 2: Who's was there when that happened? Yes you sure, yes,
Speaker 2: I don't remember that he was there. But either way,
Speaker 2: either way I agree with you, yes, and you can
Speaker 2: still be whatever age and absorb that kind of stuff
Speaker 2: and feel how you feel. But in this moment, I
Speaker 2: thought that they were having a nice school.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that fair?
Speaker 2: Like in what I want for Jack's and Cruise especially
Speaker 2: is for him to be a good dad. I don't
Speaker 2: know if he's capable of it. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I really like hope that he can get there and
Speaker 2: that that would be nice.
Speaker 1: That's such a liar, He's just like, Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: really worried like that Cruis would forget about me because
Speaker 1: like I haven't seen him, like in like seven days. Oh,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him. Well, you decided to get botox
Speaker 1: and get your freshy haircut and put your name on
Speaker 1: a hat and a hoodie and do some coke and
Speaker 1: then waited a few more days. So is that really?
Speaker 1: Is it all on Brittany that you haven't seen your son?
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, I hate all that. I hate the
Speaker 1: way he treats Brittany. I hate the way he lies.
Speaker 1: I hate all he doesn't really want to see Cruise.
Speaker 1: It's to me, it's I'm sorry to me, it's performative.
Speaker 2: It possibly is. I just want to believe, you know
Speaker 2: how I am frank it out or I'm just like
Speaker 2: everybody's good at heart. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: it turns out not to be true. So maybe like
Speaker 2: I should maybe take a lesson from an frank and
Speaker 2: be like, you know what, maybe not Jack's.
Speaker 1: It's not Jack's.
Speaker 2: But when I see it, I'm like, Oh, he's trying
Speaker 2: his best on this one day. I just want him
Speaker 2: to have one day with Is.
Speaker 1: He trying his best or are the cameras there and
Speaker 1: are they doing a scene where Jackson is being with
Speaker 1: Maybe I just because he told us over and over
Speaker 1: that he's telling camera he wants to see cruise, but
Speaker 1: he is not making any attempt to see cruise. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So why do we automatically believe Jacks.
Speaker 2: I don't believe him. I just liked this moment. I
Speaker 2: liked them swimming.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I just want the cats and the cradle and the
Speaker 2: silver spoon. Then there's a moon, all right, you know.
Speaker 2: I just that's when I need, like, hey, Dad, you
Speaker 2: want to play catch? Yes? Son? Yeah, like a little
Speaker 2: bit of that is what I'm like. Okay, wow, okay,
Speaker 2: So back to Hawaii. They're taking Luau lessons, and Brittany's
Speaker 2: is like, maybe my Lulau move could just be there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rip off draxious nuts.
Speaker 2: That works, pretend like I'm ripping off this necessary. We
Speaker 2: don't even need to know your Luau move at all, no,
Speaker 2: I wrote, And the hula teacher looks like Danny DeVito,
Speaker 2: I wrote down. I didn't even notice that I blocked
Speaker 2: him out. But now and then, so then Jesse and
Speaker 2: Aaron they're all hanging out. Now all the boys are
Speaker 2: going out, just.
Speaker 1: Aaron, Jason and Jesse, Yes, sitting at a table for
Speaker 1: no reason but that they want to make a scene
Speaker 1: and have some tension.
Speaker 2: Yes, but for now He's like, tot, when's list tell
Speaker 2: him you played hockey bro Like, so, Jason has some
Speaker 2: inside joke he brings up about Jesse, and Jesse's like,
Speaker 2: oh god, yeah, I got a story about hot well.
Speaker 1: But also the way he reacts to it at the
Speaker 1: beginning is like, oh, you want to fucking go there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to hear about hear about fucking hockey, fucking ass.
Speaker 2: Jason should have said yes because you asked me to
Speaker 2: before the scene. Obviously, it's like a setup that he
Speaker 2: wants right, because then he can also brag that he
Speaker 2: was with Michelle. Yeah, I got concussed and I had
Speaker 2: to go to cedars and everything, So like Michelle and
Speaker 2: I were kind of broken up, but I called her.
Speaker 2: That's when we got back together. Yeah. It's like that
Speaker 2: is unnecessary to tell Aaron there's nothing with him.
Speaker 1: He's like, I had an option of who to pick
Speaker 1: me up at the fucking hospital, brou I guess what,
Speaker 1: I picked Michelle and we started back up. Fucking asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then we have to Then he's like oh, but then
Speaker 1: Aaron is asking for trouble. He's like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: think you guys would have even been together if that
Speaker 1: hadn't happened, And he's like, fuck no, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I don't think Aaron's asking for trouble. I think he's
Speaker 2: sort of saying like, yeah, you probably. Yeah. It was
Speaker 2: kind of sounded like it was out of need you
Speaker 2: trauma bonded basically. I think Aaron's being kind of sly.
Speaker 1: But then then Aaron goes, oh, is that is that
Speaker 1: the only time you guys broke up? And for you, yes,
Speaker 1: another time was when you started fucking dating her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, technically Michelle and I are still together.
Speaker 2: Broh Yeah, right, lawyer, I.
Speaker 1: Hope your girlfriend is watching this, the one that's having
Speaker 1: sex with other people people from Baywatch. Yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: your girlfriend is watching this and watching just what a
Speaker 1: deuche you are. Michelle and I are technically still together. No,
Speaker 1: you're not together. Just because you won't give her the
Speaker 1: divorce and you won't settle up doesn't mean you guys
Speaker 1: are still together, Jesse.
Speaker 2: And then so Jason says to them, like, you guys,
Speaker 2: you guys are good now whatever, and Jesse monologues for
Speaker 2: so long about respect, and I just was.
Speaker 1: Like, listen, Aaron, this is all I ask of you, Okay, bro,
Speaker 1: He's like, just be on my team. You know, I
Speaker 1: will try really hard not to call her a lying, cheating,
Speaker 1: sophilic core and you know, like, I'll try, but like,
Speaker 1: you're going to need to respect me. You're going to
Speaker 1: need to respect my daughter. If you have a question
Speaker 1: about my daughter, you're going to reach out to me.
Speaker 1: And then Aaron goes, well, okay, restrictive respect is a
Speaker 1: two way street, you know, and he's like fuck that.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, do I expect one? Do I expect
Speaker 1: Michelle to allow him to have balls and like take
Speaker 1: the bro's side. No, I don't expect that sucks mm hmm,
Speaker 1: but we'll see. We'll see.
Speaker 2: Then after all that, just when you think like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe somebody nice, I'll call Jack's calls, he facetimes them
Speaker 2: Jesse with the with Aaron and Jason whatever. I just
Speaker 2: was like, could this get worse now? And the conversation
Speaker 2: was so unnecessary, like yeah, love it, love it. Love
Speaker 2: that you guys are all hanging love it. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of cruise time. I'm just hanging out cruise, just
Speaker 2: me and cruise, just cruising it up, you know. But
Speaker 2: like I wanted to call you guys and like stirs
Speaker 2: and ship up.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: So then that's that for five seconds. So then now
Speaker 2: we're on the boat.
Speaker 1: Okay, when we're on a boat with Nia and Danny
Speaker 1: and Luke and Kristen, that's.
Speaker 2: Time for the fishing. The idea is that they're going fishing,
Speaker 2: so they're all you know, really that's the which I
Speaker 2: didn't like either, and I just wrote I didn't like somebody.
Speaker 2: I think Nia caught a little fish. I think fishing
Speaker 2: is so cruel if you're not going to eat the fish,
Speaker 2: like if you don't eat it, and you know they
Speaker 2: were just using it and baiting other I mean, it's
Speaker 2: a living thing. And I just wrote there monsters. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: didn't like it either.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it either, and then I was and
Speaker 1: then I felt bad because I was like, I do
Speaker 1: eat a lot of seafood.
Speaker 2: I know, I think about that all the time because
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I eat chicken. I eat the things
Speaker 2: that I like don't believe we should eat. And I'm
Speaker 2: so I bet a lot of us feel that way.
Speaker 2: I wonder if other rose pricks people feel that way.
Speaker 2: We feel guilty, and I feel like it's ethically wrong.
Speaker 2: Maybe not everybody feels this way, but it's definitely wrong
Speaker 2: to eat living things, I mean like animals, And but
Speaker 2: yet I crave it like I crave a turkey sandwich.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did stop. I don't eat any pigs because
Speaker 1: I just loves and eat mammos. Yeah, but then I
Speaker 1: do eat a lot of fish, and I do eat chicken,
Speaker 1: and I try to ignore the fact that chickens are
Speaker 1: also okay, let's look the.
Speaker 2: Same, same, same. But I did, Yeah, I stopped eating
Speaker 2: that was where I drew the line mammals, so like,
Speaker 2: no deer, no anything. That's yeah, I mean, of course
Speaker 2: to me, that's so I want. I thought later I
Speaker 2: could get to the place where I would feel the
Speaker 2: same way about chicken at least two like, of course not.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to get there.
Speaker 2: I didn't. Maybe our bodies, like we're going through a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff and our bodies just need the iron.
Speaker 2: But I don't even think you get that much iron
Speaker 2: from chicken. No, all right, you guys, that's our show.
Speaker 2: I think it's a good place to end it.
Speaker 1: So they're on the boat and Danny just keeps yelling
Speaker 1: while he's fisher three hundred three three three.
Speaker 2: For the three kids, let's use these ones. And then
Speaker 2: so Kristen says, She's like, this is kind of funny. Actually,
Speaker 2: She's like I feel I felt her here. She's like,
Speaker 2: I feel so sweaty and kind of nauseous. She doesn't
Speaker 2: even want to move around. She's very lazy, Yes, and
Speaker 2: she is seemingly kind of nauseated. Yes, and she doesn't
Speaker 2: want to be taking all these foot They're like, we
Speaker 2: got let's do the light is so good? Yeah, is
Speaker 2: like and so she's she really wants her to take pictures,
Speaker 2: and christ and Chris want it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even want to take pictures.
Speaker 2: Like I reminded me of you a little bit. Not
Speaker 2: that I hate picture, I know, hate it.
Speaker 1: I'm all about like I hate.
Speaker 2: Pictures of me that I do not approve of, like
Speaker 2: you got to you got to run them by me.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna you know, I'm very curate. But at
Speaker 2: the same time, I love I love a thirsty photo.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't like the whole process. I
Speaker 1: don't like posing for it. I don't like finding the
Speaker 1: light right.
Speaker 2: The right light made Stephanie do it at a party
Speaker 2: at Ronnie's party last week, I was like, this light
Speaker 2: is so beautiful. Look at this light coming in through
Speaker 2: these trees. We have to take a picture.
Speaker 1: I just don't like. I don't like to acknowledge how
Speaker 1: I how I look. He's you know. So it's like
Speaker 1: I can be in denial and just go, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't need to stop eating sugar, you know. And
Speaker 1: then I see a picture and I'm like, god, damn,
Speaker 1: it looks so.
Speaker 2: Pretty in that picture, like you look, but I understand
Speaker 2: and That's why I'm very like, Okay, if there's something
Speaker 2: I don't like, I'm gonna fix it. I'll you know.
Speaker 1: Like, so Luke is freaking out, He's just like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get the ring. Christ sitting on the ring ring.
Speaker 1: It's like, just tell her to get the fuck up,
Speaker 1: Just tell her go go, Kristin, come outside. I mean
Speaker 1: I did, like the lighting was really beautiful, you know,
Speaker 1: but then I was getting annoyed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, just let's go, let's do this. So
Speaker 2: they first take the fake pictures they take of Danny
Speaker 2: and Nia. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're like, you take a picture of us, just like
Speaker 1: some snaps nap. So she sorry, I literally wrote nap
Speaker 1: instead of snap. She goes, get the kind of nap
Speaker 1: she means snaps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they do a whole dolphin fare.
Speaker 1: This is where I was like, Okay, They're like, Kristin,
Speaker 1: look out there, there's dolphins. It seems so fake. And
Speaker 1: then Kristin is looking but for so long, like not
Speaker 1: turning around. I would never nobody would naturally do that.
Speaker 1: I think, wait, where are they? I don't see them.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay turned this way toward the water. I
Speaker 1: don't see anything. Let me. Ah, my arm is outstretched
Speaker 1: because I'm pointing, like, do you guys mean over there?
Speaker 1: It seems so fake and overacted. But then when she
Speaker 1: turns around and he's proposing, I was like, wait, she
Speaker 1: does seem surprised mm hmmm, because she is going like
Speaker 1: what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: And she does seem like she's kind of crying. She
Speaker 1: does seem shocked. Is she just a good actress but
Speaker 1: she wasn't or what do you think? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was torn on that. I mean, it seemed fake
Speaker 2: the way she was looking at the dolphins, but then yeah,
Speaker 2: she kind of did seem like she was like holy
Speaker 2: what did she say? What the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: seems kind of real. Okay, so I thought, yeah, I
Speaker 2: just wrote, yeah, she turns around, what the fuck he proposes?
Speaker 2: And then you do hear her later say like, so
Speaker 2: there ever really any dolphins? And you just hear like
Speaker 2: a voiceover go nah. So I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: will say this about it, since we really don't know.
Speaker 2: They do seem like a good match. I don't know,
Speaker 2: nobody's perfect, and he does seem to calm her down.
Speaker 2: She's remember She's had her days of being like really nutty,
Speaker 2: and I liked the jacks, right, she dated Sandoval, Sandoval
Speaker 2: cheated on her with Arianna. Arianna, and then she's but
Speaker 2: when when JACKX was dating Stossy, she was Stossy's best friend,
Speaker 2: and she blew jacks with Stossy like in the next
Speaker 2: room while they were full on date. Yeah, and cheated
Speaker 2: on Sandoval at the same time. So Sandoval was like,
Speaker 2: stop trying to make me feel bad about Arianna, Like
Speaker 2: you fucking blew jacks. It was a huge and that
Speaker 2: felt very real. You should go back and watch that
Speaker 2: season because like it's it's insane, it's crazy, the ship
Speaker 2: that went down, like the lies. But yeah, she was
Speaker 2: always like fucking pretty much everybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean she cheated on her best Like forget that she
Speaker 2: cheated on Sandabal, she cheated on Stossy. Yeah yeah, So no,
Speaker 2: she did a lot of really shitty things and this
Speaker 2: guy like seems to you know, she's she's chilled out.
Speaker 1: I mean the last season though, she was screaming in
Speaker 1: the hallway. She is always like yelling about people.
Speaker 2: She's a lot, and he kind of calms her down,
Speaker 2: so like if you can find a lid to that pot,
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 1: All right, that's great.
Speaker 2: They seem okay.
Speaker 1: Zach and Benji are packing up their stuff because they're
Speaker 1: going to be leaving the Presidential Suite, and I thought
Speaker 1: this was funny. They spot a pair of Jesse's underwear
Speaker 1: on the floor in the path. They're like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch his underwear. I think that's pretty.
Speaker 1: I think that says a lot mm hmmmm too gay
Speaker 1: men that are really grossed out by Jesse.
Speaker 2: Well, of course, of course, then yeah, they don't want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then Jesse comes back in and Zach tell
Speaker 1: says like, hey, Luke is proposing to Kristen. And then
Speaker 1: Jesse and I don't know if this was a joke either.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what we should do. I'm so
Speaker 1: fucked up on coke right now and I'm kind of drunk.
Speaker 1: Let's get five fucking thousand white roses and two thousand
Speaker 1: hibiscus flowers and like put him all over the Roomzzy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was serious, because then Zach
Speaker 1: goes to camera. I thought he was broke. Then we
Speaker 1: have flashbacks of Michelle going Jesse's so broke, and then
Speaker 1: Jesse calls the front desk and he's like, yeah, God,
Speaker 1: can I get five hundred flowers?
Speaker 2: No, we said could I get a thousand hibiscus flowers?
Speaker 2: And then they just hung up on him, and then
Speaker 2: they never continued with that conversation. That was that really
Speaker 2: made me?
Speaker 1: Or did he not really call the front desk?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it just went that was it?
Speaker 2: That was so such a waste of all of our time.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So then Jasmine and Melissa have a scene
Speaker 1: together because I think production just feels like they have to.
Speaker 2: Yes, They're like, we gotta you guys, this looks really pretty.
Speaker 2: I want to say something positive. I thought she looked
Speaker 2: really pretty in the scene what they both do, but
Speaker 2: Melissa like gloats. She had a little bit of a
Speaker 2: glow up that looked like, yeah, now.
Speaker 1: These two have been together for a long time. So
Speaker 1: I was confused about this scene because Melissa is like
Speaker 1: being funny. I think you know. She's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually a double engagement. Mm hmm, we're getting engaged. And
Speaker 1: then Jazzmine goes, I would literally punch you in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you don't want that, Yeah, that was strange.
Speaker 2: I think she meant likes to surprise me that way.
Speaker 2: I don't I think that's the way I took it, like,
Speaker 2: don't don't get in on this, like the proposal would
Speaker 2: have to be its own thing. Oh that's what I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I may have made that up to
Speaker 2: make it make you know what?
Speaker 1: That does make sense? That sets up an engagement party. Cute.
Speaker 1: Zack tells Brittany that Luke's.
Speaker 2: Scared to tell Brittany, Yeah, because she was the one
Speaker 2: that didn't know, and she was pretty good friends with Kristin.
Speaker 2: But when she called, when Zach calls her, she was like,
Speaker 2: I have something. You're gonna be so mad. But like
Speaker 2: Kristin and lucre engaged. Well, first, before she says it,
Speaker 2: Rick goes is Jack, so you're a whole She laughs,
Speaker 2: like pee wee herman? Did we all determine that before?
Speaker 2: She's like a little bit, but I also get more
Speaker 2: like a and so then she's kind of pissed. I
Speaker 2: didn't really get why she's pissed. They just wanted less
Speaker 2: people to know so that it wouldn't get back to
Speaker 2: them right right. That part makes me think it's real
Speaker 2: and so yeah, she was like, well, I would like
Speaker 2: to be on that boat, but Nia and Daney get
Speaker 2: to be on that boat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But then she's like, okay, from a fresh
Speaker 1: mon and come down for the policy. Pretty too.
Speaker 2: She looked pretty too. I like the red lipstick she
Speaker 2: was rocking that. I thought she looked nice. I I
Speaker 2: want to so funny in a mode.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, hey, don't like all that red lipstick.
Speaker 1: It's just so harsh. I thought she looked kind of
Speaker 1: gorge Okay, so now this part is funny. So Jason
Speaker 1: tells Michelle and Janet. He's like, hey, guys, you know
Speaker 1: I cannot stand Jason. I went off of him and
Speaker 1: I'm so done with him. But he's like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: Luke and Kristen are engaged. So then Janet has to
Speaker 1: make it about her immediately.
Speaker 2: And it's somehow mad. She's somehow mad. She's mad.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, fuck, fuck, now we've left our child
Speaker 1: for a really long time just for this stupid, fucking
Speaker 1: cuns engagement. Like, no, sorry, that's not so the worst.
Speaker 2: She is so the worst. There's nothing redeemable about her nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she's then she's like, so then you know what,
Speaker 1: Let's talk to Zach because I want to say he calls,
Speaker 1: that's what it's about, if that's what this like party
Speaker 1: is about. Her dinner's about like I am not going.
Speaker 1: So she calls Zach because she needs to make it
Speaker 1: about hers her and she's like, yeah, I heard the news.
Speaker 1: Maybe we shouldn't come to dinner because it's kind of
Speaker 1: awkward now, and Zach goes, yeah, I kind of wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to you about this in person because like
Speaker 1: I don't want you to think I'm excluding you, but
Speaker 1: like probably like just the T shirt part, yeah, at
Speaker 1: the beginning, he's like, I had these T shirts made,
Speaker 1: and I feel like it might be like a little
Speaker 1: bit aggressive if you're like wearing a T shirt with
Speaker 1: Kristen's face on it. But the dinner part is just
Speaker 1: like a stand up dinner at like a big open area.
Speaker 1: So come to that like that and that would show
Speaker 1: that you want to work on things and that you're
Speaker 1: happy for them. But oh no, Janet can't possibly do that,
Speaker 1: even though she fatally fucking apologized to Nia, She's so
Speaker 1: she's so like not gonna give Kristin an inch. She
Speaker 1: just wants to be right and she wants everybody to
Speaker 1: be mad at Kristin, and right now she's just mad
Speaker 1: because people are friends with Kristin.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So she goes and she goes, I do want them
Speaker 1: to I do want them to celebrate, and I want
Speaker 1: them to have a great time.
Speaker 2: So we'll just see tomorrow. Yeah, And then she's all hungry.
Speaker 2: She's like, but I did think we'd be eating by now,
Speaker 2: so we do need to find a place for just
Speaker 2: like us. And Jason's like, all right, calm down whatever.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, it was like oh, and then she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, fuck tomorrow, not doing tomorrow either. We're
Speaker 1: flying back, we're flying home. And that's where Jason's like, okay,
Speaker 1: like relax, we're on a show, Like I want to
Speaker 1: be paid for another scene, right, She's like, that's what
Speaker 1: he's saying.
Speaker 2: He's like, let's not decide what we're doing tomorrow. Let's
Speaker 2: just relax. He tries, I do want to point out
Speaker 2: when they do the recap scene at the beginning of
Speaker 2: this back at l Coyote, the word that we thought
Speaker 2: she says, So Janet's not saying Sandoval, she's saying accountable.
Speaker 2: When she yells to Kristen. We thought she was yelling
Speaker 2: something about Sandoval. I finally rewound it this time because
Speaker 2: I'm like, she can't be saying Sandabal. That doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense. She was saying accountable, accountable.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was very like Ramona, like have a
Speaker 1: z annex. It was like that kind of yes shit.
Speaker 1: And then Janet says to camera, She's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: just because like Kristen like shits all over my marriage
Speaker 1: and tries to make me really unhappy and has it
Speaker 1: out for me, an Michelle and everyone else's marriage. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess she deserves to have a happy marriage or
Speaker 1: like whatever. She's just such a bitch. And then she
Speaker 1: goes yeah, yeah, and then she's like, I mean, she
Speaker 1: says to Jason, I mean if we're gonna get excluded
Speaker 1: from dinner tonight, then like we're not going to anything,
Speaker 1: and then uh but which wasn't true or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then Jason agrees with everything she says, and she's like,
Speaker 1: this is this whole trip is just for their stupid engagement,
Speaker 1: and then Jason agrees is like yeah, I mean, well
Speaker 1: I already took work off, so this trip is for
Speaker 1: us too, Yeah, and then the whole hungry thing and
Speaker 1: then uh and then they're just like yeah, and then
Speaker 1: she just continues to make a big deal and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Then okay, so then we get to the engagement party
Speaker 2: and I'm just like like, oh, who fuck. You know,
Speaker 2: they have their little shirts, which is again I want
Speaker 2: to say, Zach did a really good job with all
Speaker 2: that kind of cute. And they come in. They walk
Speaker 2: in and they're you know, they make it. The Joe's like,
Speaker 2: look how big and heavy my ring is. You think
Speaker 2: you're gonna you know, you're gonna have to take the
Speaker 2: ring out. She's like, now away till I'm ninety nine.
Speaker 2: They're being cute. They walk in, there's a surprise party
Speaker 2: for them with everyone with their shirts. So that was
Speaker 2: kind of I don't know that was That was fine.
Speaker 2: That didn't bother me.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really cute. I thought it was
Speaker 1: very cute that they went. I mean, listen, we know
Speaker 1: there's production, but I have a feeling that these guys
Speaker 1: had to actually work to set up this party.
Speaker 2: They did and they went and got they made them
Speaker 2: these broad I guess his last name is Broderick. I'm like,
Speaker 2: is he related to fucking Matthew Brodreg. They made them
Speaker 2: a little sashes and everybody like everyone's being fun. Yep.
Speaker 1: The room is super decorated. They've got these blow up
Speaker 1: like swans and you know, and then they had all
Speaker 1: this like fun stuff like shot glasses and yeah, champagne.
Speaker 2: But they say, you know, like please don't post stories yet.
Speaker 2: I feel like that might come back to haunt somebody.
Speaker 2: But they're like, don't post anything about this yet because
Speaker 2: we haven't told our families. Yeah, so like, don't make
Speaker 2: the thing so they didn't seem to become a thing.
Speaker 2: Santa Claus gets up and things everybody you know, like
Speaker 2: he's he's fun.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: It's like the people that I don't dislike I really
Speaker 2: am starting to like, and that includes Luke. And I
Speaker 2: can't explain it. He really just like hasn't done anything
Speaker 2: wrong except for being a little fussy. Yeah. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but he's just.
Speaker 1: Kind of boring. I mean, I guess I can't have
Speaker 1: it both ways. I can't be so opposed to Jack's
Speaker 1: but then call everyone else boring. I guess. But and
Speaker 1: I mean, if Janet, we kind of need Janet on
Speaker 1: that wall because she's just.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, so no, we don't. We don't need Janet.
Speaker 2: The reason we need Luke is because if Kristen's going
Speaker 2: to be a main part of the show because she
Speaker 2: comes from vander Pomp, you know, like we needed her
Speaker 2: to make the show. If that's going to happen, then
Speaker 2: we have to have Luke because that's her boyfriend. But
Speaker 2: we don't need Janet at all. There's no reason in
Speaker 2: the world she's not from. With these people get out.
Speaker 2: She makes herself such a main story all the time.
Speaker 2: And yeah, basically Jesse says to camera, like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I love love and it's so great when you find
Speaker 2: your person.
Speaker 1: He's being sarcastic, and then credits. But then on the
Speaker 1: coming up, Yeah, yeah, more Janet making trouble. It's like, Janet,
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to fucking leave because you're
Speaker 1: so mad that Kristen's engaged and that this is I
Speaker 1: bet she can.
Speaker 2: This is a weird thing to say that I'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: but there's a certain like smell that goes along with
Speaker 2: a person like her, like that sort of really like
Speaker 2: hr she has the mug is like if it's not
Speaker 2: Friday don't talk to me, right, She's that girl and
Speaker 2: she's just like you're like, hey, I didn't get my check.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to get my check in my cubby or whatever.
Speaker 2: She'd be to be like, I don't know, it's on
Speaker 2: you check better. She's just, yes, the worst, But I
Speaker 2: bet she's there's like this vanilla, like a cheap vanilla
Speaker 2: mixed with a little bit of petuli. And I am
Speaker 2: not a fan of this smell, and I smell it
Speaker 2: when I see her.
Speaker 1: I agree, she's absolutely the worst. But she's screaming and
Speaker 1: yelling and so mad. And then we are going to
Speaker 1: get a scene, and I hope this is on next
Speaker 1: week where Kristen is going to tell her to get
Speaker 1: the fuck off Hawaii mm hmm. If she doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: get off the boat, get off, just leave if she
Speaker 1: doesn't like it.
Speaker 2: So we're going to have a showdown, and I'm here
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think you like to put her in her place,
Speaker 1: but you know you don't need to put in their place.
Speaker 1: Is our audience. Because we love you, guys, we love you.
Speaker 1: We are so glad that you're here. Come on Friday
Speaker 1: and just like that, because we are killing it over there.
Speaker 1: We are really hate Forte.
Speaker 2: It is kind of we hate watch it. But then
Speaker 2: every now and then you're you're a girl, Cecily. That's me.
Speaker 2: I talk about myself in the third person. Now I
Speaker 2: bring the knowledge. Oh yeah, Stephanie said, she's very impressed
Speaker 2: with my No. I mean it's like I'm like a
Speaker 2: star Trek Nerd. But Sex and the City.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's and he does make it very fun
Speaker 1: and educational because you can call back so many things
Speaker 1: that you're like, well that relates to this. And they
Speaker 1: set this up in season twelve. And I don't know
Speaker 1: how many seasons.
Speaker 2: You even brought up. You brought up they were only
Speaker 2: I think five, but you brought up plus two movies.
Speaker 2: Right there was six. But you said something about when
Speaker 2: Miranda lost. You were trying to show when they were
Speaker 2: being girls girls, right and when Miranda and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh that episode was called the Motherboard, right because it
Speaker 2: also tied in you know, and you're just like, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Nerd, Nerd alert, I can know the end,
Speaker 2: all right, you guys, you appreciate you. We will see you,
Speaker 2: like we said for just like that. Plus we've got
Speaker 2: Hollywood cringe this week. If you haven't listened, we are
Speaker 2: always on top of it. Yeah, all you know all
Speaker 2: the things. Yeah, and starting yeah day, starting Monday. So
Speaker 2: Tuesday we will have the first episode of the season
Speaker 2: of Bachelor and Paradise, which we are excited about. All right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and one more thing. I heard somebody posted
Speaker 2: on our Facebook that they might be replacing mel. It
Speaker 2: did not look like a real source. I don't the
Speaker 2: source that I thought I had is he's.
Speaker 1: The reality Steve said it too, so it might be happening.
Speaker 1: Oh he did. Oh thank god? Do you think I
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 2: Because okay, oh my god, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: say this without like getting any I'm friends with someone
Speaker 2: high up on that show. Yeah, that is the truth, right.
Speaker 2: I emailed him. We kind of had it back and forth.
Speaker 1: I texted.
Speaker 2: He always sort of plays dumb because he doesn't want
Speaker 2: to get in trouble or tell me anything, so he doesn't.
Speaker 2: But so I texted as like, you, as a friend,
Speaker 2: if you want to save this franchise and actually elevate it,
Speaker 2: people will love it, you have to get rid of
Speaker 2: him and start over. And he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know he really didn't give me much. What
Speaker 2: if I did that, you guys, I'm not kidding, Like,
Speaker 2: what if I got rid of mel?
Speaker 1: I think you should.
Speaker 2: I am so proud of myself. I think I did,
Speaker 2: think you did. I think what I meant is, I
Speaker 2: think you should give yourself credit for that. I think
Speaker 2: that is something that you had a hand in. We'll
Speaker 2: find out more. But I'm not even kid Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: Because I was genuinely probably not going to cover it.
Speaker 1: I mean I guess I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I think he should. It's our brand. We
Speaker 2: kind of have to do this as the ould Rose
Speaker 2: Pricks thing, but then we didn't want to and it
Speaker 2: makes us feel bad. So let's fingers cross. Maybe we
Speaker 2: start a petition or something to kind of drive it
Speaker 2: into the ground. But I put I put something. I
Speaker 2: started that ball.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they go forward with him now.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so much backlash that I just don't
Speaker 1: know how they think people watch it. It's already not
Speaker 1: getting great ratings, so what you know, I think they
Speaker 1: have to replace him now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, I said, Okay, you guys, thank you, we
Speaker 2: love you. We will see you in a couple of days. Yes, Bye.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow Hie