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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to start off with your story, Jenny

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye about the DM that you got, Go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and give us a story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I just got a random DM last night

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<v Speaker 2>that I opened, and I'm just opening up the image

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<v Speaker 2>of it so I can read it directly.

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<v Speaker 1>To flashlight by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well I wanted to see you better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why turning that off. It says, Hi Jenny, I

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<v Speaker 2>was wondering if you'd like to make some money with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love for you to take a ship as

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<v Speaker 2>I watch. I would pay you one thousand dollars and

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<v Speaker 2>all you have to do is that I am local

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<v Speaker 2>to the Twin City, So let me know if that

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<v Speaker 2>works for you. So anyways, when are you going to

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<v Speaker 2>meet him? I don't know, you're disgusting. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if I just open like what it's the phrase a

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<v Speaker 2>bag of cats or what is.

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<v Speaker 3>The bag of cats?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, that's not it bag can of worms?

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<v Speaker 2>But I like bag of cats. Okay, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if I just opened a can of worms. Because we

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<v Speaker 2>did a bit on the show the other day about

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<v Speaker 2>creepy dms or not that I've received, and I did

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<v Speaker 2>say one where it's like, can I shit on your chest?

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<v Speaker 2>And so now I feel like this person is trolling

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<v Speaker 2>me or they really do think that I would be

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<v Speaker 2>into that.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody would do it for one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>We are somebody. Oh yeah, I'm sure people would do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's a no for me. Dog, it's a no.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't okay? Well it is gross, but isn't it funny?

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<v Speaker 1>I love how fascinating sex can be in that everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>almost without fail, enjoys it in different ways. And you

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<v Speaker 1>look around your office, or you look up and down

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<v Speaker 1>your block, or you look at your kids teacher and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what they are into. This could be

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<v Speaker 1>your kid's teacher and that doesn't make them a bad

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<v Speaker 1>person at all. That's just that's their kink. And but

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of us look at that and go, oh oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but that is the thing about You look at everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and they all have things that they like and that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't like. And some people would be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, let's just take make up a spicy act.

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<v Speaker 1>In your mind might go that's disgusting. Another buddy, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else may be like, just fucking do it. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>fucking do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I agree, but I'm not going to be taking

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<v Speaker 2>a ship for anyone. And please don't DM me things

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<v Speaker 2>like that. If you are listening right now and you're

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<v Speaker 2>into that, I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I watch you cut your hair? I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just suggestions.

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<v Speaker 2>I've taken video yesterday because I got my hair done.

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<v Speaker 1>There are kinks where. I saw this online the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on the Apple News app, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>basically sex workers reveal the strangest things that people have

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<v Speaker 1>wanted them to do. And I didn't read the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but one of them was he just wanted to watch

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<v Speaker 1>you or eat pizza. Oh, because for whatever reason that

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<v Speaker 1>that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody, you like Bailey, I just want to watch

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<v Speaker 1>you eat pizza. He had, like, you know, a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, heck, yeah, give me. Can I get

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<v Speaker 4>Rectangle because that's the best. Pizza is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Rectangle is a brand, yeah, or it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a restaurant w R E c K. Rectangle would

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<v Speaker 1>a big ironic if they their pizza into triangles.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be, it'd be so ironic.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, wan Eat is here with her weekly rant

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<v Speaker 1>one Nita, what's on your mind?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey y'all. Hey, So this week's rant is about people

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<v Speaker 5>who talk too much. So a couple of the managers

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<v Speaker 5>had took a couple of employees and some supervisors. We

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<v Speaker 5>all went out and we had lunch. So now there's

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<v Speaker 5>this one particular manager. I swear to god, she talks.

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<v Speaker 5>She literally talks too fucking much. You literally have to

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<v Speaker 5>walk away from her in order to end the conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>I really think that she's still she's still standing there

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<v Speaker 5>talking even though you walked away. So we're at the

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<v Speaker 5>restaurant and we sit down, then we order our food.

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<v Speaker 5>Our food comes out, so while we're eating, and then

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<v Speaker 5>she asked me, She goes, so, Waneda, how do you

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<v Speaker 5>like living out there and andover? This is the sart

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<v Speaker 5>of my conversation? Well, I've been living an andover for

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<v Speaker 5>about and that was it. From that moment on, she

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<v Speaker 5>took over the fucking conversation. She started talking how andover

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<v Speaker 5>came up. She remembered that it was nothing but just

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<v Speaker 5>a farm field, and how it's how it's been built

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<v Speaker 5>and how nice it looks now. It's like, bitch, you

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<v Speaker 5>asked me the question. Shut the fuck up. I mean literally,

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<v Speaker 5>everybody was damn near done eating their food, and this

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<v Speaker 5>bitch was still sitting there with the fork in her hand,

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<v Speaker 5>with a piece of food still sitting on her where

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<v Speaker 5>she couldn't even eat the food because she was talking

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<v Speaker 5>so goddamn much. God, that pisses me the fuck off.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's my rant for this week. I love you guys, bye,

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<v Speaker 5>I love you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we all know someone like that for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, I'm gonna tell you that.

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<v Speaker 5>Really.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever told this story. So there

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<v Speaker 1>was a guy who ran a radio service and it

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<v Speaker 1>was when I say radio service, it was like Dave's dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>So you would get this via your computer, and you

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<v Speaker 1>learned never to get on the phone with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And the entire industry knew don't get on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with this guy because this guy will not stop literally you,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he would go on for hours if you

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<v Speaker 1>let him. And he was nice, but he was clueless

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<v Speaker 1>that way. So I answer the phone one day because

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, Dave Ryan call on line six, Dave Ryan call,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is here, and it's I answered the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>not knowing who it was, and it's this guy. Oh no, hey, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Bob. And I said right away, Bob, I do

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<v Speaker 1>not have time. I am so sorry. I'm so busy.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not have any time to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. He's like, and we're calling to give you

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<v Speaker 1>an award. We're live on the radio right now and

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<v Speaker 1>you have won the Broadcaster of the month and you

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<v Speaker 1>get a thousand dollars whatever it was. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, like not this guy again.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I had to be like, oh, Bob, what

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<v Speaker 1>an honor. That is so great, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was somebody who you definitely like. When you

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<v Speaker 1>got the call from them, You're like, no, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know somebody like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we all do, ok, is there and listen and

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<v Speaker 4>just sit. So then it does give you some time to,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, not speak ever, to not speak right right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we all talk a lot so well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have the self awareness to know when

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<v Speaker 1>to stop. I love telling the story. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine who used to go to an Asian restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those little mom and pop Asian restaurants where

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<v Speaker 1>there's always a little Asian kid doing her homework in

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<v Speaker 1>the front booth, you know what I'm talking about. And

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<v Speaker 1>mom and dad are hard working back in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like unsupervised doing her homework in the front booth. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So a friend of mine would go there. They love

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<v Speaker 1>the food, but the woman who owned it would come

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<v Speaker 1>and sit in their booth and talk to them while

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<v Speaker 1>they ate. Oh no, and she had to stop going

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<v Speaker 1>because this woman was so unself aware that she didn't realize,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not here to visit with you, We're here to

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<v Speaker 1>spend time with each other or just relax and have

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<v Speaker 1>a quiet dinner. So they had to stop going. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. All right, here we go, Dave, Jenny Bay Levant,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love you all so much from CALLI been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Morning Show since fourth grade back in two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>but this new past fall to the Minnesota Bye. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not caught up all the way, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got the same advice before, But in regards

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<v Speaker 1>to your dog Bernie, if you're not opposed to it,

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<v Speaker 1>you could try moving his kennel into your room so

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<v Speaker 1>he's sleeping with you but not with you. This significantly

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<v Speaker 1>helped our dog as we kennel trained her. She actually

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<v Speaker 1>has four kennels around the house, one of the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my husband's worked from home office, one in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen, and one downstairs. This way, no matter what,

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<v Speaker 1>she's part of the family action, even if she's in

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<v Speaker 1>the kennel. Hope that helps, all right, dart lick, dart lick,

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<v Speaker 1>And I would like a staff writer sticker if possible,

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<v Speaker 1>so I will send that to her. We definitely have

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<v Speaker 1>had better luck last night Bernie, who gets in his

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<v Speaker 1>kennel and barks at night. We've given the calming treats.

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<v Speaker 1>We've put him in a little bit early, and then

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<v Speaker 1>kind of talked him through it, like Bernie, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>As we sit in the living room. Last night, he

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<v Speaker 1>did a whole lot better. Ok again, But Susan does

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<v Speaker 1>not want him upstairs. To get the kennel upstairs in

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<v Speaker 1>my room would mean he would have to learn to

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<v Speaker 1>climb the stairs. Dog doesn't. It's weird. He doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to climb stairs. He doesn't. Yeah, I mean some

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<v Speaker 1>dogs you think instinctively no and they downstairs, but not

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<v Speaker 1>this dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Weird, That is weird. I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you see dogs that get older and they

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<v Speaker 2>know that they can't do the stairs, but I've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen like a younger doge.

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<v Speaker 1>I could train him to do it. I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>trainer came by the other day and said, basically, you

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<v Speaker 1>put a treat on the next step and then a

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<v Speaker 1>treat on the next step and they'll eventually figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think he's he's a shy dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he might be more just like scared than not

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<v Speaker 2>being capable.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>The great thing is for being a shy dog, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not a shaky, nervous, anxiety dog. He's chill a f

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling Bailey that Susan's really fallen in love

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<v Speaker 1>with him. And he's about the size of a small

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<v Speaker 1>German Shepherd. He's not a big boy, but he's also

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's not a lap dog. But he gets

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<v Speaker 1>up on the couch and last night he was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch and decided to put his chin on

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<v Speaker 1>the the couch and he was just sitting there like

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<v Speaker 1>with his eyes closed while I scratched it with his

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<v Speaker 1>chin on the back of the couch. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. That is cute next one, Let's see what

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<v Speaker 1>we got here. This is from Secretary Pre. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>letting me swing by today's blast, hanging out with you

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<v Speaker 1>for my two month off pain meds, one year of

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<v Speaker 1>being Secretary PRI and pretending I was cool enough to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the presence of actual professionals. I had so

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<v Speaker 1>many hilarious and insightful things to say, but alas I

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<v Speaker 3>To me, Brie.

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<v Speaker 1>irrational fear of vomit, and patience levels comparable to a

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<v Speaker 1>grimlin with blow of blood sugar, I'd last about fourteen minutes. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>please forgive me for forgetting your Father's Day gift. I

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<v Speaker 1>swear it's not a manipulative move to guarantee I get

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't have to give me a Father's Day gift.

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<v Speaker 1>you're the closest thing to a father in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>which is very sweet. I just love that. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the laughs and good vibes and the tiny

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<v Speaker 1>brush with local stardom. Talk soon and love Secretary Brie. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>next one. I know Bailey and Jenny and recently are

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<v Speaker 1>recently single, and I am forty two. Yes, forty two,

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<v Speaker 1>in maybe a year, I matched with someone. He was cute,

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<v Speaker 1>no kids, seemed to have his stuff together, and he

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<v Speaker 1>Totally fine. Then all of his messages seemed to turn

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<v Speaker 1>must be down. Your system. I immediately knew it was

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<v Speaker 1>my bank account. Long story short, it was a bad time.

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<v Speaker 1>Long story short, b safe, Liz writes in, and Liz sayshah,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. I have a hot take about Anna that

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<v Speaker 1>wrote in from the six twenty four truck not a

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<v Speaker 1>toy podcast, not saying she does this, but she's taking

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<v Speaker 1>two spots, oh, because she said she takes up like

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<v Speaker 1>four spots with her truck. Ye. If she's taken up

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<v Speaker 1>two spots because you're f three, fifty or whatever's too

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<v Speaker 1>big and asking people not to park by her, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope she's parking in the back of a lot. No

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<v Speaker 1>one will park by her. If she's in the back

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and has all the space in the need

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<v Speaker 1>to world to open the doors for the kids, it

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<v Speaker 1>is just rude taking up two spots in the closer spots,

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<v Speaker 1>or being pissed that she can and open her doors.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be on her Okay, rant done. I would agree,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just gave her the benefit of the doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>She's parking way in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you'd have to be a real asshole to

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<v Speaker 4>So do you remember when the like stepometer started coming

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<v Speaker 4>McDonald's and everything, and I feel like to advertise them,

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<v Speaker 4>they were saying, oh, park in the back of.

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<v Speaker 3>The parking lot and you'll get your steps in for

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<v Speaker 3>the day. Is that making that up?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I feel like that is so ingrained in my memory,

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<v Speaker 4>is park in the back of the parking lot so

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<v Speaker 4>you can get your steps in with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Brand new stepometer.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of remember it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's wild now because obviously everybody's got like the iPhone

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<v Speaker 4>or the you know whatever you watch, yeah, app to

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<v Speaker 4>watch those kinds of things. And back in the day,

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<v Speaker 4>it was literally just like a thing that pedometerer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pedometer, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Rant done other things. Okay, Dave, I haven't checked the

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<v Speaker 1>Bernie Insta page because I don't do Instagram, but I

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<v Speaker 1>hope Bernie has a seatbeltder harness attached to him in

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<v Speaker 1>the car. Our friend's previous dog was in a car

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<v Speaker 1>accident and broke vertebrak because she slammed on her brakes

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<v Speaker 1>for a deer in the road. Little dog flew around

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<v Speaker 1>the car. He was alive for years, but very expensive

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<v Speaker 1>and crippled. I don't, but I have a car seat,

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<v Speaker 1>so he lays down in it and there's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of protection. But I don't have a seat belt,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna be honest with you, I probably won't.

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<v Speaker 1>If I found a good one that was easy to

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would. Last thing for David, Jenny, I came

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<v Speaker 1>across this and you might be interested in it. Free

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian park passes and museums, and it is basically a

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you. Have a great trip, Jenny, Jenny, what

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm leaving tonight to go to Iceland and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to be doing a camper van trip with my

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<v Speaker 1>So you're going to go there and rent a camper van. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know I keep saying I say that and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, I'm not already marrying it.

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<v Speaker 1>Liz has a ps. She says, I forgot one point.

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<v Speaker 1>Bunker Beach. Yes, I grew up in Maple Grove. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>to what was the Bunker Hills wave pool. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing how big it was it was become, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad it's doing great. It was literally only

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<v Speaker 1>the wave pool back then. We go thirty minutes to

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<v Speaker 1>go travel thirty minutes ago. I remember they used to

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<v Speaker 1>the price. The fact that it's been around for like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years or so, doesn't really need to advertise anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was tongue in cheek for radio ad revenue.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're doing great. They don't seem to need to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for advertising, and they can keep reinvesting in themselves. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they could market to draw some other parts of

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<v Speaker 1>the state whatever. So yeah, and I think that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a place like Bunker Beach they don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>advertise because they already probably are just about as full

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, on really hot days, because I follow them on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 4>and on really hot days, by like two, they will

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<v Speaker 4>post that they are at capacity and that no one

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<v Speaker 4>else can come in. So I'm sure that they're doing

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<v Speaker 4>quite well, especially because like they're in Coon Rapids. Like,

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<v Speaker 4>what exciting amazing things are there to do in terms

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much your only option?

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<v Speaker 1>Next one from Taylor, Hello, Morning Show. My husband and

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<v Speaker 1>I played a game called Honey with lots of random questions.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fun to go through questions we've never

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<v Speaker 1>asked each other. And here are answers. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>send one of the cards to you, and here is

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<v Speaker 1>it attached. Let's try. Would you be okay with sitting

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<v Speaker 1>naked in a sauna with strangers? Naked in a sauna

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<v Speaker 1>with strangers? No? No, no, okay, simple as that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your first impression of me turn out to be accurate? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be if it was asked by Susan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean her first impression. She is She is exactly

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<v Speaker 1>who you see, who she seems to be. She is

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<v Speaker 1>not narcissistic, she is not psycho. Oh she's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit stubborn, but she's just a good, good human, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was a good human from the very first moment

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<v Speaker 1>that I met her. Yeah, so no, nothing shocking.

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<v Speaker 4>No, honestly, I can only think because, like Dave, I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like I've known you my entire life, so that

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't count. And then Vont we came in on the

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<v Speaker 4>same day, so our first impression was kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>the same as each other. But like I remember, when

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<v Speaker 4>I first met Jenny, I thought she would be mean

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<v Speaker 4>because she's so pretty, but she's really nice. And my

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<v Speaker 4>friends would be like, well, what's Jenny Like, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>Jenny's so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember. I'll bring this up now. I remember

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<v Speaker 2>one time you were subbing in and it was just

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<v Speaker 2>me doing PROD and then Dave and you and you

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<v Speaker 2>guys came into the studio and I remember giving Dave

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<v Speaker 2>like a death clayer because I had five bajillion things

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<v Speaker 2>to do, and you two were like chumming it up

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<v Speaker 2>about something and like we gotta, like, let's record this video,

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<v Speaker 2>Bailly's gonna think I'm such a bitch. Like I literally

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<v Speaker 2>was like, She's literally gonna go and tell.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone Jenny's a bit son whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But I remember being really overwhelmed and stressed and thinking

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<v Speaker 2>you were gonna hate men.

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<v Speaker 3>No, down, down.

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<v Speaker 1>Also on the car, here's another one, and send me

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<v Speaker 1>more of these, tailor. These are really interesting. It's called honey,

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<v Speaker 1>so basically it's like, honey, here's a question, Honey, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the stupidest thing you ever bought? I've bought so

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<v Speaker 1>many the latest one that I bought, Eh, it's so frustrating.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an Instagram or Facebook ad and it's a brush.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bruh, a cleaning brush. It looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little broom with very very soft bristles. And it

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<v Speaker 1>showed a video of somebody wiping the dashboard of their

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<v Speaker 1>car and all this dust would fly out, and their

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<v Speaker 1>screen where the radio is went from dusty to beautifully clean,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they would dust over here and all this

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<v Speaker 1>dust would come flying out. I'm like, fuck, that looks cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and you you spent like nineteen or twenty five bucks

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<v Speaker 1>on this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, I mean because everybody's car next time

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<v Speaker 1>you're in your car. If you're in your car right now,

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<v Speaker 1>look around, there's either spilled coffee. Yeah, there's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, some kind of caramel that got from your

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<v Speaker 1>candy bar on the on the console, or or your

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<v Speaker 1>touch screen has got goop or sunscreen on it. In general,

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<v Speaker 1>it is it's just gross. And so this brush would

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<v Speaker 1>go along it and it would miraculously turn it to

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<v Speaker 1>like new. I was like, fuck, yeah, give me one

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<v Speaker 1>of them. So I bought this thing, and it's a brush.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not dust, it ain't going anywhere. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>I've got little splash coffee stains on my console and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have to get a wet rag to wipe them off.

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<v Speaker 1>But I took this brush out of the box. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fucking cool. Wiped it nothing, nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>What about what the dust though.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there is no dust in my car. It's not dust.

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<v Speaker 1>My problem isn't dust, it's spilled glop.

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<v Speaker 3>Well did it have spilled glop in the advertisement you

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<v Speaker 3>were watching? No, then why did you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I thought it was because they should have just

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<v Speaker 1>said they should have just said, good point. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>special about this brush. It's just a brushy. They made

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<v Speaker 1>it look like the ShamWow guy down the State fair

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<v Speaker 1>or the shamwell guy he like has this orange ShamWow

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<v Speaker 1>cloth and it'll it'll, it'll suck you off from ten

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<v Speaker 1>feet away. So in other words, well it will. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got such powerful suction attraction that you can stand across

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<v Speaker 1>the fairgrounds and the Shamwell cloth will suck you off

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<v Speaker 1>from the other side of the fair grounds.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, you got I loaded up.

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<v Speaker 1>I loaded up anyway, so I thought it was some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of a miracle thing. It's a fucking brush. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys trash. What's the stupidest thing you bought lately?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think during pandemic I bought a bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>princess gowns that felt kind of stupid in hindsight, like

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<v Speaker 4>gowns like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Cinerella gowns you're just gonna walk around the house.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I thought, well, what if I owned these?

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<v Speaker 4>And I have worn a few of them at like

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<v Speaker 4>princess parties that I did get paid for, but not

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<v Speaker 4>to pay for thees. So I just have now what,

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<v Speaker 4>they're all in my closet. I probably don't even fit

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<v Speaker 4>in most of them, but I have an El's address,

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<v Speaker 4>a Cinderella address, a bell dress, and the girl friend enchanted.

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<v Speaker 1>You are nuts now, Jenny, we're out of time, or

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<v Speaker 1>I would ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything, so it doesn't matter, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you, if you will, Taylor, to send me

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<v Speaker 1>more of those cards because that was fun. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. Send anything to Ryan's show

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<v Speaker 1>at KDWB dot com
