Speaker 1: Do you want to start off with your story, Jenny
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye about the DM that you got, Go
Speaker 1: ahead and give us a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just got a random DM last night
Speaker 2: that I opened, and I'm just opening up the image
Speaker 2: of it so I can read it directly.
Speaker 1: To flashlight by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I wanted to see you better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why turning that off. It says, Hi Jenny, I
Speaker 2: was wondering if you'd like to make some money with me.
Speaker 2: I would love for you to take a ship as
Speaker 2: I watch. I would pay you one thousand dollars and
Speaker 2: all you have to do is that I am local
Speaker 2: to the Twin City, So let me know if that
Speaker 2: works for you. So anyways, when are you going to
Speaker 2: meet him? I don't know, you're disgusting. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I just open like what it's the phrase a
Speaker 2: bag of cats or what is.
Speaker 3: The bag of cats?
Speaker 2: I don't know, that's not it bag can of worms?
Speaker 2: But I like bag of cats. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I just opened a can of worms. Because we
Speaker 2: did a bit on the show the other day about
Speaker 2: creepy dms or not that I've received, and I did
Speaker 2: say one where it's like, can I shit on your chest?
Speaker 2: And so now I feel like this person is trolling
Speaker 2: me or they really do think that I would be
Speaker 2: into that.
Speaker 1: Somebody would do it for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: We are somebody. Oh yeah, I'm sure people would do it.
Speaker 2: I just it's a no for me. Dog, it's a no.
Speaker 2: I think that's so gross.
Speaker 1: Isn't okay? Well it is gross, but isn't it funny?
Speaker 1: I love how fascinating sex can be in that everybody,
Speaker 1: almost without fail, enjoys it in different ways. And you
Speaker 1: look around your office, or you look up and down
Speaker 1: your block, or you look at your kids teacher and
Speaker 1: you don't know what they are into. This could be
Speaker 1: your kid's teacher and that doesn't make them a bad
Speaker 1: person at all. That's just that's their kink. And but
Speaker 1: the rest of us look at that and go, oh oh,
Speaker 1: but that is the thing about You look at everybody,
Speaker 1: and they all have things that they like and that
Speaker 1: they don't like. And some people would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like, let's just take make up a spicy act.
Speaker 1: In your mind might go that's disgusting. Another buddy, somebody
Speaker 1: else may be like, just fucking do it. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: fucking do it.
Speaker 2: So I agree, but I'm not going to be taking
Speaker 2: a ship for anyone. And please don't DM me things
Speaker 2: like that. If you are listening right now and you're
Speaker 2: into that, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: Can I watch you cut your hair? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just suggestions.
Speaker 2: I've taken video yesterday because I got my hair done.
Speaker 1: There are kinks where. I saw this online the other day.
Speaker 1: It was on the Apple News app, but it was
Speaker 1: basically sex workers reveal the strangest things that people have
Speaker 1: wanted them to do. And I didn't read the whole thing,
Speaker 1: but one of them was he just wanted to watch
Speaker 1: you or eat pizza. Oh, because for whatever reason that
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 3: I would love that.
Speaker 1: So somebody, you like Bailey, I just want to watch
Speaker 1: you eat pizza. He had, like, you know, a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars for it.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, heck, yeah, give me. Can I get
Speaker 4: Rectangle because that's the best. Pizza is so good.
Speaker 1: Rectangle is a brand, yeah, or it's a.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Is a restaurant w R E c K. Rectangle would
Speaker 1: a big ironic if they their pizza into triangles.
Speaker 3: It would be, it'd be so ironic.
Speaker 1: All Right, wan Eat is here with her weekly rant
Speaker 1: one Nita, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: Hey y'all. Hey, So this week's rant is about people
Speaker 5: who talk too much. So a couple of the managers
Speaker 5: had took a couple of employees and some supervisors. We
Speaker 5: all went out and we had lunch. So now there's
Speaker 5: this one particular manager. I swear to god, she talks.
Speaker 5: She literally talks too fucking much. You literally have to
Speaker 5: walk away from her in order to end the conversation.
Speaker 5: I really think that she's still she's still standing there
Speaker 5: talking even though you walked away. So we're at the
Speaker 5: restaurant and we sit down, then we order our food.
Speaker 5: Our food comes out, so while we're eating, and then
Speaker 5: she asked me, She goes, so, Waneda, how do you
Speaker 5: like living out there and andover? This is the sart
Speaker 5: of my conversation? Well, I've been living an andover for
Speaker 5: about and that was it. From that moment on, she
Speaker 5: took over the fucking conversation. She started talking how andover
Speaker 5: came up. She remembered that it was nothing but just
Speaker 5: a farm field, and how it's how it's been built
Speaker 5: and how nice it looks now. It's like, bitch, you
Speaker 5: asked me the question. Shut the fuck up. I mean literally,
Speaker 5: everybody was damn near done eating their food, and this
Speaker 5: bitch was still sitting there with the fork in her hand,
Speaker 5: with a piece of food still sitting on her where
Speaker 5: she couldn't even eat the food because she was talking
Speaker 5: so goddamn much. God, that pisses me the fuck off.
Speaker 5: Well that's my rant for this week. I love you guys, bye,
Speaker 5: I love you back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know someone like that for sure.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm gonna tell you that.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever told this story. So there
Speaker 1: was a guy who ran a radio service and it
Speaker 1: was when I say radio service, it was like Dave's dirt.
Speaker 1: So you would get this via your computer, and you
Speaker 1: learned never to get on the phone with this guy.
Speaker 1: And the entire industry knew don't get on the phone
Speaker 1: with this guy because this guy will not stop literally you,
Speaker 1: I mean, he would go on for hours if you
Speaker 1: let him. And he was nice, but he was clueless
Speaker 1: that way. So I answer the phone one day because
Speaker 1: they're like, Dave Ryan call on line six, Dave Ryan call,
Speaker 1: and this is here, and it's I answered the phone,
Speaker 1: not knowing who it was, and it's this guy. Oh no, hey, Dave,
Speaker 1: it's Bob. And I said right away, Bob, I do
Speaker 1: not have time. I am so sorry. I'm so busy.
Speaker 1: I do not have any time to talk to you
Speaker 1: right now. He's like, and we're calling to give you
Speaker 1: an award. We're live on the radio right now and
Speaker 1: you have won the Broadcaster of the month and you
Speaker 1: get a thousand dollars whatever it was. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: felt like.
Speaker 3: Shit, like not this guy again.
Speaker 1: And then I had to be like, oh, Bob, what
Speaker 1: an honor. That is so great, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: But it was somebody who you definitely like. When you
Speaker 1: got the call from them, You're like, no, I can't.
Speaker 1: We all know somebody like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all do, ok, is there and listen and
Speaker 4: just sit. So then it does give you some time to,
Speaker 4: you know, not speak ever, to not speak right right.
Speaker 4: I mean, we all talk a lot so well.
Speaker 1: I think we have the self awareness to know when
Speaker 1: to stop. I love telling the story. It was a
Speaker 1: friend of mine who used to go to an Asian restaurant,
Speaker 1: one of those little mom and pop Asian restaurants where
Speaker 1: there's always a little Asian kid doing her homework in
Speaker 1: the front booth, you know what I'm talking about. And
Speaker 1: mom and dad are hard working back in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and she's like unsupervised doing her homework in the front booth. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So a friend of mine would go there. They love
Speaker 1: the food, but the woman who owned it would come
Speaker 1: and sit in their booth and talk to them while
Speaker 1: they ate. Oh no, and she had to stop going
Speaker 1: because this woman was so unself aware that she didn't realize,
Speaker 1: we're not here to visit with you, We're here to
Speaker 1: spend time with each other or just relax and have
Speaker 1: a quiet dinner. So they had to stop going. Somebody
Speaker 1: didn't know. All right, here we go, Dave, Jenny Bay Levant,
Speaker 1: and I love you all so much from CALLI been
Speaker 1: listening to the Morning Show since fourth grade back in two thousand,
Speaker 1: but this new past fall to the Minnesota Bye. I'm
Speaker 1: not caught up all the way, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've got the same advice before, But in regards
Speaker 1: to your dog Bernie, if you're not opposed to it,
Speaker 1: you could try moving his kennel into your room so
Speaker 1: he's sleeping with you but not with you. This significantly
Speaker 1: helped our dog as we kennel trained her. She actually
Speaker 1: has four kennels around the house, one of the bedroom,
Speaker 1: one of my husband's worked from home office, one in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, and one downstairs. This way, no matter what,
Speaker 1: she's part of the family action, even if she's in
Speaker 1: the kennel. Hope that helps, all right, dart lick, dart lick,
Speaker 1: And I would like a staff writer sticker if possible,
Speaker 1: so I will send that to her. We definitely have
Speaker 1: had better luck last night Bernie, who gets in his
Speaker 1: kennel and barks at night. We've given the calming treats.
Speaker 1: We've put him in a little bit early, and then
Speaker 1: kind of talked him through it, like Bernie, it's okay.
Speaker 1: As we sit in the living room. Last night, he
Speaker 1: did a whole lot better. Ok again, But Susan does
Speaker 1: not want him upstairs. To get the kennel upstairs in
Speaker 1: my room would mean he would have to learn to
Speaker 1: climb the stairs. Dog doesn't. It's weird. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to climb stairs. He doesn't. Yeah, I mean some
Speaker 1: dogs you think instinctively no and they downstairs, but not
Speaker 1: this dog.
Speaker 3: Weird, That is weird. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you see dogs that get older and they
Speaker 2: know that they can't do the stairs, but I've never
Speaker 2: seen like a younger doge.
Speaker 1: I could train him to do it. I mean the
Speaker 1: trainer came by the other day and said, basically, you
Speaker 1: put a treat on the next step and then a
Speaker 1: treat on the next step and they'll eventually figure it out.
Speaker 1: But I think he's he's a shy dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he might be more just like scared than not
Speaker 2: being capable.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 1: The great thing is for being a shy dog, he's
Speaker 1: not a shaky, nervous, anxiety dog. He's chill a f
Speaker 1: I was telling Bailey that Susan's really fallen in love
Speaker 1: with him. And he's about the size of a small
Speaker 1: German Shepherd. He's not a big boy, but he's also
Speaker 1: you know, he's not a lap dog. But he gets
Speaker 1: up on the couch and last night he was sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch and decided to put his chin on
Speaker 1: the the couch and he was just sitting there like
Speaker 1: with his eyes closed while I scratched it with his
Speaker 1: chin on the back of the couch. It was just
Speaker 1: so cute. That is cute next one, Let's see what
Speaker 1: we got here. This is from Secretary Pre. Thanks for
Speaker 1: letting me swing by today's blast, hanging out with you
Speaker 1: for my two month off pain meds, one year of
Speaker 1: being Secretary PRI and pretending I was cool enough to
Speaker 1: be in the presence of actual professionals. I had so
Speaker 1: many hilarious and insightful things to say, but alas I
Speaker 1: didn't want to interrupt, or I got shy, or my
Speaker 1: mic was offered, Dave just didn't ask me. It's probably
Speaker 1: for the best, though I can keep you wondering why
Speaker 1: I can write a funny email but don't make you
Speaker 1: laugh much in person. Well, I don't think we're meant
Speaker 1: to shut you out. I just think that we didn't
Speaker 1: know that you had anything to say. And the worst
Speaker 1: thing to do ever on the radio is to go
Speaker 1: to somebody and say, what do you think, pri? Buh God,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And trust me, I've been doing this
Speaker 1: for years and years and years, and I know that
Speaker 1: unless you know that person is a performer and they'll
Speaker 1: have something to say, don't go to them and ask
Speaker 1: them to say something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so if they put their finger on their nose
Speaker 4: and they're like, I have a thing to say if
Speaker 4: I do to you. But I never explained that that's
Speaker 4: what I meant when I never know?
Speaker 1: No, is it your cue?
Speaker 3: You know that either?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if I do this, it means I'm gonna
Speaker 4: insert something occasion or eventually. Okay, I never explained that
Speaker 4: to anybody. Well, it's it never occurred.
Speaker 3: To me, Brie.
Speaker 1: Also, we don't really put a lot of guests on
Speaker 1: the show because it confuses people because they don't know
Speaker 1: your voice and people will be like, who who is that?
Speaker 1: So But I'm really glad you came by, she said.
Speaker 1: I want to answer some questions from yesterday. What job
Speaker 1: could I never do? I could never survive as a teacher,
Speaker 1: especially not with small children. Besides my sailor level vocabulary,
Speaker 1: irrational fear of vomit, and patience levels comparable to a
Speaker 1: grimlin with blow of blood sugar, I'd last about fourteen minutes. Also,
Speaker 1: please forgive me for forgetting your Father's Day gift. I
Speaker 1: swear it's not a manipulative move to guarantee I get
Speaker 1: invited back, although full transparency, I plan on coming back anyway.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to give me a Father's Day gift.
Speaker 1: But I think that is very sweet that she has
Speaker 1: told me. If I remember right, she didn't have much
Speaker 1: of a father, so she maybe said something close to
Speaker 1: you're the closest thing to a father in my life,
Speaker 1: which is very sweet. I just love that. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the laughs and good vibes and the tiny
Speaker 1: brush with local stardom. Talk soon and love Secretary Brie. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: next one. I know Bailey and Jenny and recently are
Speaker 1: recently single, and I am forty two. Yes, forty two,
Speaker 1: there's also single. I've had one serious boyfriend my life.
Speaker 1: I was a slut in college and afterwards for a
Speaker 1: few years, and now I'm alone forever. I know everyone
Speaker 1: is so obsessed with finding someone, and there's such a
Speaker 1: stigma to being alone, especially over forty. I went on
Speaker 1: Hinge for the eighty ninth time, but the first time
Speaker 1: in maybe a year, I matched with someone. He was cute,
Speaker 1: no kids, seemed to have his stuff together, and he
Speaker 1: asked me if you could text me via the app.
Speaker 1: Totally fine. Then all of his messages seemed to turn
Speaker 1: very generic ai automated, and at one point I called
Speaker 1: him out on being weird and he goes, my system
Speaker 1: must be down. Your system. I immediately knew it was
Speaker 1: a bot or a stranger from Nigeria trying to take
Speaker 1: advantage of me in the four dollars I have in
Speaker 1: my bank account. Long story short, it was a bad time.
Speaker 1: Long story short, b safe, Liz writes in, and Liz sayshah,
Speaker 1: good morning. I have a hot take about Anna that
Speaker 1: wrote in from the six twenty four truck not a
Speaker 1: toy podcast, not saying she does this, but she's taking
Speaker 1: two spots, oh, because she said she takes up like
Speaker 1: four spots with her truck. Ye. If she's taken up
Speaker 1: two spots because you're f three, fifty or whatever's too
Speaker 1: big and asking people not to park by her, I
Speaker 1: hope she's parking in the back of a lot. No
Speaker 1: one will park by her. If she's in the back
Speaker 1: a lot and has all the space in the need
Speaker 1: to world to open the doors for the kids, it
Speaker 1: is just rude taking up two spots in the closer spots,
Speaker 1: or being pissed that she can and open her doors.
Speaker 1: That would be on her Okay, rant done. I would agree,
Speaker 1: and I just gave her the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: She's parking way in the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'd have to be a real asshole to
Speaker 1: park your truck close as you can and take up
Speaker 1: two spots.
Speaker 4: So do you remember when the like stepometer started coming
Speaker 4: out and they were like giving them away at like
Speaker 4: McDonald's and everything, and I feel like to advertise them,
Speaker 4: they were saying, oh, park in the back of.
Speaker 3: The parking lot and you'll get your steps in for
Speaker 3: the day. Is that making that up?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like that is so ingrained in my memory,
Speaker 4: is park in the back of the parking lot so
Speaker 4: you can get your steps in with this.
Speaker 3: Brand new stepometer.
Speaker 1: That kind of remember it.
Speaker 4: It's wild now because obviously everybody's got like the iPhone
Speaker 4: or the you know whatever you watch, yeah, app to
Speaker 4: watch those kinds of things. And back in the day,
Speaker 4: it was literally just like a thing that pedometerer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pedometer, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Rant done other things. Okay, Dave, I haven't checked the
Speaker 1: Bernie Insta page because I don't do Instagram, but I
Speaker 1: hope Bernie has a seatbeltder harness attached to him in
Speaker 1: the car. Our friend's previous dog was in a car
Speaker 1: accident and broke vertebrak because she slammed on her brakes
Speaker 1: for a deer in the road. Little dog flew around
Speaker 1: the car. He was alive for years, but very expensive
Speaker 1: and crippled. I don't, but I have a car seat,
Speaker 1: so he lays down in it and there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of protection. But I don't have a seat belt,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be honest with you, I probably won't.
Speaker 1: If I found a good one that was easy to
Speaker 1: clip it and out, that was comfortable for Bernie, then
Speaker 1: I probably would. Last thing for David, Jenny, I came
Speaker 1: across this and you might be interested in it. Free
Speaker 1: Canadian park passes and museums, and it is basically a
Speaker 1: link to get a free Canadian park and museum passes.
Speaker 1: So thank you. Have a great trip, Jenny, Jenny, what
Speaker 1: does she mean by have a great trip?
Speaker 2: So I'm leaving tonight to go to Iceland and I'm
Speaker 2: going to be doing a camper van trip with my
Speaker 2: younger sister around the whole country. So I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So you're going to go there and rent a camper van. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's super, Nae.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I keep saying I say that and
Speaker 2: people are like, you're taking your campra Van to Iceland.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I'm not already marrying it.
Speaker 1: Liz has a ps. She says, I forgot one point.
Speaker 1: Bunker Beach. Yes, I grew up in Maple Grove. I'm
Speaker 1: in my mid forties now, and I grew up going
Speaker 1: to what was the Bunker Hills wave pool. I think
Speaker 1: it's amazing how big it was it was become, and
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's doing great. It was literally only
Speaker 1: the wave pool back then. We go thirty minutes to
Speaker 1: go travel thirty minutes ago. I remember they used to
Speaker 1: charge like two bucks to tube. It's now included with
Speaker 1: the price. The fact that it's been around for like
Speaker 1: thirty years or so, doesn't really need to advertise anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was tongue in cheek for radio ad revenue.
Speaker 1: But they're doing great. They don't seem to need to
Speaker 1: pay for advertising, and they can keep reinvesting in themselves. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe they could market to draw some other parts of
Speaker 1: the state whatever. So yeah, and I think that's true.
Speaker 1: There's a place like Bunker Beach they don't need to
Speaker 1: advertise because they already probably are just about as full
Speaker 1: as they want to be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on really hot days, because I follow them on Facebook,
Speaker 4: and on really hot days, by like two, they will
Speaker 4: post that they are at capacity and that no one
Speaker 4: else can come in. So I'm sure that they're doing
Speaker 4: quite well, especially because like they're in Coon Rapids. Like,
Speaker 4: what exciting amazing things are there to do in terms
Speaker 4: of water parking in that area other than Bunker Beach?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Pretty much your only option?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Next one from Taylor, Hello, Morning Show. My husband and
Speaker 1: I played a game called Honey with lots of random questions.
Speaker 1: It was so fun to go through questions we've never
Speaker 1: asked each other. And here are answers. I'm going to
Speaker 1: send one of the cards to you, and here is
Speaker 1: it attached. Let's try. Would you be okay with sitting
Speaker 1: naked in a sauna with strangers? Naked in a sauna
Speaker 1: with strangers? No? No, no, okay, simple as that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Did your first impression of me turn out to be accurate? Okay?
Speaker 1: That would be if it was asked by Susan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean her first impression. She is She is exactly
Speaker 1: who you see, who she seems to be. She is
Speaker 1: not narcissistic, she is not psycho. Oh she's a little
Speaker 1: bit stubborn, but she's just a good, good human, and
Speaker 1: she was a good human from the very first moment
Speaker 1: that I met her. Yeah, so no, nothing shocking.
Speaker 4: No, honestly, I can only think because, like Dave, I
Speaker 4: feel like I've known you my entire life, so that
Speaker 4: doesn't count. And then Vont we came in on the
Speaker 4: same day, so our first impression was kind of like
Speaker 4: the same as each other. But like I remember, when
Speaker 4: I first met Jenny, I thought she would be mean
Speaker 4: because she's so pretty, but she's really nice. And my
Speaker 4: friends would be like, well, what's Jenny Like, I'm like,
Speaker 4: Jenny's so nice.
Speaker 3: You guys have no idea.
Speaker 2: I do remember. I'll bring this up now. I remember
Speaker 2: one time you were subbing in and it was just
Speaker 2: me doing PROD and then Dave and you and you
Speaker 2: guys came into the studio and I remember giving Dave
Speaker 2: like a death clayer because I had five bajillion things
Speaker 2: to do, and you two were like chumming it up
Speaker 2: about something and like we gotta, like, let's record this video,
Speaker 2: and I was like, can you give me a second?
Speaker 2: And I remember snapping and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Bailly's gonna think I'm such a bitch. Like I literally
Speaker 2: was like, She's literally gonna go and tell.
Speaker 3: Everyone Jenny's a bit son whatever.
Speaker 2: But I remember being really overwhelmed and stressed and thinking
Speaker 2: you were gonna hate men.
Speaker 3: No, down, down.
Speaker 1: Also on the car, here's another one, and send me
Speaker 1: more of these, tailor. These are really interesting. It's called honey,
Speaker 1: so basically it's like, honey, here's a question, Honey, what
Speaker 1: is the stupidest thing you ever bought? I've bought so
Speaker 1: many the latest one that I bought, Eh, it's so frustrating.
Speaker 1: There was an Instagram or Facebook ad and it's a brush.
Speaker 1: It's a bruh, a cleaning brush. It looks like a
Speaker 1: tiny little broom with very very soft bristles. And it
Speaker 1: showed a video of somebody wiping the dashboard of their
Speaker 1: car and all this dust would fly out, and their
Speaker 1: screen where the radio is went from dusty to beautifully clean,
Speaker 1: and then they would dust over here and all this
Speaker 1: dust would come flying out. I'm like, fuck, that looks cool,
Speaker 1: and you you spent like nineteen or twenty five bucks
Speaker 1: on this thing.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: And I thought, I mean because everybody's car next time
Speaker 1: you're in your car. If you're in your car right now,
Speaker 1: look around, there's either spilled coffee. Yeah, there's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, some kind of caramel that got from your
Speaker 1: candy bar on the on the console, or or your
Speaker 1: touch screen has got goop or sunscreen on it. In general,
Speaker 1: it is it's just gross. And so this brush would
Speaker 1: go along it and it would miraculously turn it to
Speaker 1: like new. I was like, fuck, yeah, give me one
Speaker 1: of them. So I bought this thing, and it's a brush.
Speaker 1: If it's not dust, it ain't going anywhere. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I've got little splash coffee stains on my console and
Speaker 1: I'd have to get a wet rag to wipe them off.
Speaker 1: But I took this brush out of the box. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking cool. Wiped it nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3: What about what the dust though.
Speaker 1: Well, there is no dust in my car. It's not dust.
Speaker 1: My problem isn't dust, it's spilled glop.
Speaker 3: Well did it have spilled glop in the advertisement you
Speaker 3: were watching? No, then why did you think?
Speaker 1: Because I thought it was because they should have just
Speaker 1: said they should have just said, good point. There's nothing
Speaker 1: special about this brush. It's just a brushy. They made
Speaker 1: it look like the ShamWow guy down the State fair
Speaker 1: or the shamwell guy he like has this orange ShamWow
Speaker 1: cloth and it'll it'll, it'll suck you off from ten
Speaker 1: feet away. So in other words, well it will. It's
Speaker 1: got such powerful suction attraction that you can stand across
Speaker 1: the fairgrounds and the Shamwell cloth will suck you off
Speaker 1: from the other side of the fair grounds.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you got I loaded up.
Speaker 1: I loaded up anyway, so I thought it was some
Speaker 1: sort of a miracle thing. It's a fucking brush. You
Speaker 1: guys trash. What's the stupidest thing you bought lately?
Speaker 4: Well, I think during pandemic I bought a bunch of
Speaker 4: princess gowns that felt kind of stupid in hindsight, like
Speaker 4: gowns like a.
Speaker 1: Cinerella gowns you're just gonna walk around the house.
Speaker 3: You know. I thought, well, what if I owned these?
Speaker 4: And I have worn a few of them at like
Speaker 4: princess parties that I did get paid for, but not
Speaker 4: to pay for thees. So I just have now what,
Speaker 4: they're all in my closet. I probably don't even fit
Speaker 4: in most of them, but I have an El's address,
Speaker 4: a Cinderella address, a bell dress, and the girl friend enchanted.
Speaker 1: You are nuts now, Jenny, we're out of time, or
Speaker 1: I would ask you.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything, so it doesn't matter, all right.
Speaker 1: I want you, if you will, Taylor, to send me
Speaker 1: more of those cards because that was fun. Thanks for
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