WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:05.960 Welcome to Dear Nicky after Dark. It's march in all 2 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:09.359 month long. We're diving deep into the most iconic porn 3 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:13.039 parodies over the years, the ones that took everyday scenarios 4 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:17.399 and turned them into legendary fuckfest that still get people 5 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:23.760 off decades later. Tonight's theme the Undisputed King of Claiches. 6 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:28.559 Pizza delivery. You know the setup, hot delivery guy or girl, 7 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:33.039 extra sausages, jokes, awkward door openings that lead to zero 8 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:37.119 to sixty pounding. We're unpacking real life versions of that 9 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:42.439 hit in box, one that proves sometimes fantasy bleeds into reality. 10 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:46.240 Here's a few that you might your will hear. A 11 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:50.159 drained woman orders pizza after back to back friends with benefits, 12 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:54.039 opens the door with hard nipples full on display, and 13 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:58.439 ends up bent over the couch getting relentlessly pounded by 14 00:00:58.439 --> 00:01:02.920 the deliver guy. A pizza slinger knocks on a customer's door, 15 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:06.439 finds a thick cock already hanging out of the boxers, 16 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:10.439 drops to his knees, and gets rimmed, stretched and filled 17 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:14.719 before the finishing his shift, and a couple times with 18 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:18.719 a husband orgasm perfectly so the answered. The woman answers 19 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:22.400 a door, naked and dripping with fresh cum. Then lets 20 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:25.879 the stun delivery guy squeeze her sticky tits right on 21 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:32.359 the doorstep. That and so so much more before we 22 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:38.719 gin Let's open this week's question. This question comes Confession 23 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:42.120 comes from a listener who turned a simple pizza pickup 24 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:46.319 into an all day public edging mission. Here's what she wrote, 25 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:52.480 Dear Nikki, I've been hella horny lately, like I can't 26 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:55.480 think straight levels and I decided to turn to the 27 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:59.959 Internet for a fun masturbation task while picking up my pizza. 28 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:04.200 Here's exactly how it played out. I dressed the part 29 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:09.120 short skirt, tank top, pink, no bra panties at all. 30 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:12.919 My nipples were rack card. I edged myself before getting 31 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:15.759 in the car, left my hand teasing my nipples the 32 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:20.080 whole way. Quick finger session at the red light, then 33 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:24.919 into the pizza parking lot. Another quick finger session at 34 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.080 the counter. This guy kept staring at my chest. He 35 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:30.800 had me wait so I could review him on the app. 36 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:33.479 Back in the car, I pulled out my tits and 37 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:37.319 edged hard, then drove the Starbucks drive through with fingers 38 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:40.199 back in my pussy the whole time. Ate the pizza 39 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:44.400 with the family like nothing happened, still buzzing and unfinished. 40 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:48.560 What can I say? App task hit a different when 41 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:53.000 you're this worked up? I have never edged to go 42 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:59.080 pick up a pizza. But here's a good question. What's 43 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:02.759 the horniest public or risky masturbation task you've ever given 44 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:08.159 yourself or been given while running everyday errands? And if 45 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:10.319 you were the guy behind the counter staring at those 46 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:13.960 hard nipples poking through that tight top, what would you 47 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.479 have done or said to keep the moment going? I'd 48 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:22.759 really like to know. Well, okay, somebody just popped in 49 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:27.400 popped right out. You know, you guys can stay And 50 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:30.800 while you're thinking about your flies, here's today's riddle that 51 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:36.719 sounds extremely dirty, but it is actually squeaky clean. And you, guys, 52 00:03:36.759 --> 00:03:39.719 I've heard this one before. I'll be surprised if you haven't. 53 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:44.879 What is long, hard and full of seamen? And as usual, 54 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:48.840 the answer is after the show. You know what time 55 00:03:48.879 --> 00:03:54.159 it is. It's time to sit back, relax, Let's have 56 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:58.719 a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore 57 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:02.280 some erotic fantasy from people just like you and me. 58 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:06.199 Dear Nikki, I have to confess something that's been on 59 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.000 my mind lately. I's been way too much my life 60 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:12.680 watching absurd amount of horn. It's honestly where I got 61 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:16.079 most of my education. I learned tricks, figured out what 62 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:20.040 feels good and what doesn't, and yeah, it's it's set 63 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:24.839 some pretty unrealistic expectations along the way. Even now, with 64 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:28.560 my sex Live picking back up, those scenes creep into 65 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:33.360 my thoughts constantly. Lately, I've been feeling downright insatiable, always 66 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:37.079 scanning for the next opportunity. I haven't jumped on every 67 00:04:37.160 --> 00:04:40.759 chance that comes my way, still rebuilding stamina after all. 68 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:46.639 But last week one encounter pulled me straight back to 69 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:50.160 my porn watching spots. A couple of my friends with 70 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:53.720 benefits had just left. I was feeling completely drained, too 71 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:57.279 tired to cook. I ordered a pizza and waited, scrolling 72 00:04:57.279 --> 00:05:01.519 online admiring some truly impress of dicks in the app 73 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:06.360 has to offer. Lost track of time, I was pretty compromised. 74 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:11.160 When the door came a knock. I pulled myself together 75 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:16.680 quickly opened up youngish, definitely legal delivery guy who actually's 76 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:21.759 pretty attractive. My brain immediately flashed all those classics extra 77 00:05:21.839 --> 00:05:25.839 sausage scenarios, but I tried to shove them aside. Then, 78 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:29.439 while I was fumbling for a tip, I caught him staring. 79 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:32.959 I followed his eyes and realized my nipples were hard 80 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:36.680 and poking right through my thin blouse. I called him 81 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:40.399 out on it, playfully, keeping things coy. He flirted back 82 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:44.079 and forth, and suddenly I was genuinely curious what he 83 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:47.160 might have to be packing under those shorts. As he 84 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:49.759 started to leave, I turned up the charm, trying to 85 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:53.319 keep him there longer. He was clearly into it, but 86 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:57.079 he mentioned needing to get back to work. I suggested 87 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.800 he come for a quick break. He has a probably 88 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:03.160 thinking it was a setup or I'd rob him or something. 89 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.360 So I did the top a few buttons of my blouse, 90 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:09.319 giving him a teasy glimpse of pale skin and the 91 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:12.879 edge of my white lacy braw That got his attention. 92 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:16.160 I reached out and lightly brushed him through his shorts. 93 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:20.199 He froze, but didn't pull away. I could feel him 94 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:23.759 getting hard fast under my touch, so I gave him 95 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:26.920 my best seductive smile and told him he could come 96 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:31.600 in for extra compensation if you wanted. He mumbled something 97 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.040 about losing his job, but I promised we could make 98 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:37.480 it quick. While he stood there stunned, I slipped a 99 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:40.160 condom from my purse, tucked it into his waist, pand 100 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:44.120 and sauntered back inside, swaying my hips in the knee 101 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.839 length skirt. That did it. I heard him curse under 102 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:51.240 his breath and step inside, shutting the door behind him. 103 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:54.519 From there, things move fast. He inked his paints down, 104 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:59.120 tore open the condom, and before I could fully turn around, 105 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:01.879 he grabbed me, bent me over the arm of the couch, 106 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.720 and hiked my skirt up. I gasped by, adding a 107 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:08.639 little extra moan to make sure he knew I was 108 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:11.560 all in. He rubbed me through my soak fannies and 109 00:07:11.639 --> 00:07:15.560 whimpered begged him to use me. The words were barely 110 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:19.319 out before he lined up and thrust in deep with 111 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:23.800 one hard push. Any hesitation he had vanished. He flucked 112 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:26.879 me relentlessly, pounding as fast and hard as he could. 113 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.480 I clung to the couch arm, my feet practically lifting 114 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:34.120 off the floor with each thrust. It was pleasure mixed 115 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:37.120 with that sharp edge of pane, This total stranger I 116 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:40.560 met five minutes earlier, turning me into his personal toy. 117 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:43.959 It didn't take that long. He grabbed my hair yaked 118 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:45.959 my head back hard enough to make me cry out 119 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:50.839 loud enough I worried neighbors heard His breathing turned gragged. 120 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:54.439 He groaned, gripped tighter, and I felt his cock throbbing 121 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:58.199 impulsing inside me as he came. God, that sensation was 122 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.519 one of my favorites. I had a fleeting wish I'd 123 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:04.120 let him skip the condom so I could feel him 124 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:08.399 filling me up, warm and deep. He stayed buried for 125 00:08:08.439 --> 00:08:11.839 a moment after catching his breath, then slowly softened and 126 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:15.319 pulled out. He apologized for finishing so fast, but I 127 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:19.600 brushed it off, told him that all have pandemic pent 128 00:08:19.680 --> 00:08:22.720 up energy. I pointed him to the bathroom to clean up, 129 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:25.560 then scribbled my number on a scrap of paper and 130 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:29.000 handed it over. He showed real promise. I want to 131 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:32.120 see what he can do without the rush. He thanked 132 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.799 me over and over, then bolted out the door almost 133 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.320 as fast as he came in. I finally got to 134 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:41.240 eat my pizza and went right back to browsing dick picks. 135 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:47.799 What can I say? Old habits die hard confessionally yours 136 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:52.440 you know, I wonder if some people take I mean 137 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:56.399 I wouldn't these days, but a delivery, you know, just 138 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:02.120 hoping they can relive or live there porn fantasy. I 139 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:04.759 mean I could see why, and I wonder how many 140 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:07.559 actually have Well this person does, and these people tonight 141 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:12.799 do a confession something like this, right, confessionally, have you 142 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.960 ever heard back from the pizza boy yet? Did he text? 143 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:19.879 Or is he still shell shocked and hit scind have 144 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:22.759 to do those porn inspired scenarios actually play out in 145 00:09:22.799 --> 00:09:26.000 real life for you? Or you do you usually live 146 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:29.879 up to the fantasy or fall short. And those of 147 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:33.879 us who are listening, what's the hottest real life meets 148 00:09:34.080 --> 00:09:38.399 porn trope moment you've ever had or wish you'd had? 149 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:43.080 Delivery guy, repair man, stranger at the bar? Which cliche 150 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:46.039 turns you on the most in reality? Would you have 151 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:48.679 gone raw in the heat of the moment? Or is 152 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:53.440 the condom non negotiable when the fantasy screams otherwise? Mine's 153 00:09:53.440 --> 00:09:56.919 definitely a condom, but you know it's really amped to you. 154 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:01.600 Dear Nikki back with I was twenty three and slinging 155 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:04.000 pizzas for a living. One night I pulled up to 156 00:10:04.039 --> 00:10:07.399 the Skuy's place, knocked, and he answered the door, just 157 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:10.840 in boxers and open robe, like he wasn't even trying 158 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:14.759 to hide anything. He invited me inside to write out 159 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:18.440 a check old school payment right sat down on the couch, 160 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:21.480 and that's when I noticed his cock was straight up, 161 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:26.000 hanging out of his shorts, on full display. I couldn't 162 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:29.600 help it. I smirked and said, is that my tip, 163 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:34.519 while nodding right at his crotch. He just gave this slow, 164 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:40.519 knowing smile, no denial, no embarrassment. That's was all the 165 00:10:40.559 --> 00:10:44.120 green Knight I needed. I dropped to my knees and 166 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:47.399 tugged his stick from the rest away out and damn 167 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:52.399 it was nice, semi hard, already thick but in heavy 168 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:55.360 in my hand. I wrapped my lips around the head, 169 00:10:55.679 --> 00:11:00.000 started stroking and sulking, slow, letting the spit trip everywhere 170 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.840 to get a slick. It swelled up fast, grew to 171 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:07.840 a solid eight inches, row, hard and throbbing. I worked 172 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:12.279 it deeper, wetter, faster, feeling him tense like he was 173 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:14.960 about to blow. But I wasn't ready for it to 174 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:19.000 end yet. I pulled off, stood up, shoved my pants 175 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:22.120 down and bend over the arm of his couch, ass 176 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:26.120 up and ready. He got the message instantly. He stopped, 177 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:30.960 pressed that spit slick cockhead right into my hull and 178 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:36.600 started plushing. It was big, I was tight, no easy entry. 179 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:40.360 He didn't force it, though. Instead he dropped to his 180 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:43.879 knees behind me, spread me open, and went to town, tonguing 181 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:47.480 my ass while stroking my cock from below. Fuck it 182 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:51.240 felt credible. I nearly came right there on his cushions 183 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:54.720 from the rimming and the hand job combo. He got 184 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:57.559 me dripping wet, even worked a finger in and out 185 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:00.679 to loosen me up. When he stood again, it slid 186 00:12:00.679 --> 00:12:05.039 in smoother this time, a little burn at first, but 187 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:08.440 then I relaxed and he sank balls deep. Pretty Soon 188 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:11.759 I was moaning like crazy, gasping as he pounded me 189 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:15.840 hard and steady. He didn't last long after that. Grunted, 190 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:20.399 buried himself and unloaded deep inside me. When the pulsing stop, 191 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:23.320 he pulled out, spun me around, dropped to his knees, 192 00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:26.799 and returned the favor with one hell of a blow job. 193 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:31.559 His finger stayed buried in my slick hole the whole time, 194 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:35.159 his own load dripping down his wrist and arm while 195 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:37.679 he sucked me off until I exploded down his throat. 196 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:41.480 We cleaned up with some tissues he grabbed, I buckled 197 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:43.919 back up and told him to enjoy the pizza and 198 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.879 have a good night, then headed out like nothing happened. 199 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:50.720 Only later did it hit me I should have asked 200 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:54.799 for a bigger tip, though honestly I can't imagine one 201 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:58.799 bigger than the thick eight inches he left buried in 202 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:03.200 my ass. What can I say? Sometimes the best deliveries 203 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:09.879 come with extra sausage. You know, I didn't think these 204 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.840 would be fun, but they're actually really really fun. You know, 205 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:16.679 you hear about them all the time. And again it 206 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:18.799 goes back to in my head, I mean, do people 207 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:23.279 really become delivery drivers to hopefully have an, you know, 208 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:25.879 an instance like this, And how often does it really happen? 209 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:28.519 I mean, we have people confessing right here, so I'm 210 00:13:28.559 --> 00:13:31.600 not going to deny it. I mean I read one 211 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:35.120 way back when there is an Uber driver somewhere that 212 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:39.840 in when you order fries and then you put something 213 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:42.679 in the memo to know that you he knows you 214 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:47.600 know you want something extra, like extra sauce. Hmmm, if 215 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:50.080 you were a delivery driver, would you do any of that? 216 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:53.120 I'm kind of curious here, and the question for the 217 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:57.080 unsignable did you ever deliver to that ass again? Any 218 00:13:57.159 --> 00:14:00.399 repeat tips or did it stay at one time in 219 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:03.440 an legend? And how did the rest of your shift 220 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:06.120 go after that? Could you even focus on your next orders? 221 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:08.639 I couldn't. I'd be hoping it was like the last 222 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:10.600 one of the night, and then I'd be like, I mean, 223 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:12.639 he's if I remember he's the boss, I'd be like, 224 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:16.799 I'm out those of us that are listening. What is 225 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:20.200 your hottest real life porn troop? I've already asked you 226 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.879 delivery fantasies, bottoming for the customer, topping the driver, or 227 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:31.080 something entirely else. Would you risk a quickie like this 228 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.600 on the job? Or the thrill too high for the 229 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:38.120 stakes for even this fantasy? I don't know if I'd 230 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:40.559 go with it. Maybe meet them in a different time, 231 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:44.960 I don't know, hmm. But then again, I don't think 232 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:47.799 i'd be the delivery drive. I would want the delivery. 233 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:52.519 That's me though, Dear Nikki. Right before I was shipped 234 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:55.000 off to the military, I was working at a Hungry 235 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:59.559 Howie's slinging pizzas and trying to survive the shifts. One day, 236 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:03.440 this new waitress named Jennifer started about five six fire 237 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:07.039 red hair, and it absolutely killed her body. There were 238 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:09.879 other hot girls at this place, the bar crowd especially, 239 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:14.559 always flirting hard for extra chips, no judgment, but Jennifer 240 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:18.879 she stood out. For weeks. We barely spoke, no glances, nothing. 241 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:21.919 Then one lunch break we ended up with the same 242 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:25.879 schedule and she was sitting alone. I thought, fuck it, 243 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:29.840 let's try sat down and started chatting, got her to 244 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:34.600 open up and scored the ultimate young guy win her snapchat. 245 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:38.159 As more co workers piled in around the table, my 246 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:42.159 phone buzzed. I opened it and there they were, her 247 00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:46.279 perfect perky tents, those cute puffy nipples, full on display, 248 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:49.720 with a caption, I noticed you staring at me since 249 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:53.360 I've been here. I slammed my phone face down, heart pounding, 250 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:57.000 looking over, She's just smirking at me, instant hard on 251 00:15:57.360 --> 00:16:01.799 sledding bullets. Only five minutes left on bray after it ended, 252 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:05.159 I finally calmed down enough to reply with a heart 253 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:09.720 eyed emoji's. She shot back, after work, take me home? 254 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:13.360 I typed yes so fast, I nearly drop my phone 255 00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:17.200 fast forward to the end of the shift. I drive 256 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:20.360 her home, but she directs me to a quiet parking 257 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:24.000 lot near the bench. Surprised that she lives so close 258 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:27.919 to water on pizza wages, but whatever park inch off 259 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:31.240 her tongues down my throat Instantly, we scrambled to the 260 00:16:31.240 --> 00:16:35.440 back seat, close half on, half off. She's yanking my 261 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:39.679 pants down and I'm fumbling with hers. She's whispers I 262 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.879 needed this so bad, then pulls my dick out and 263 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.279 slaps it on her tongue while I slide fingers into 264 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:51.240 her through her panties. She was drenched. My fingers guided 265 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:55.759 right in every stroke, pulling moans from her mouth, wrapped 266 00:16:55.759 --> 00:17:00.840 around my now sloppy, spit covered cock head of my 267 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:05.079 life hands down. Then she rides U up, slides her 268 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:09.480 panties aside, and slowly sinks onto me. The second her 269 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:13.319 tight pink pussy spreads around the tip, I lose it. 270 00:17:13.400 --> 00:17:18.640 Came hard, moaning uh, but she doesn't stop, keeps bouncing, 271 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.599 and somehow I get rock guart again inside her. We switch. 272 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:26.079 She's on all floors and doggie my thumb pressing into 273 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:29.839 her ass as she slams that thick, pale ass back 274 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:33.759 against me. The wet cushing sounds with every thrust. Her 275 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:37.559 moan's getting louder, pushing me deeper. About thirty seconds in, 276 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:41.000 she reaches back between her legs, grabs my ball and 277 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:45.359 that's it. I explode inside her. Right as she comes 278 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:49.440 to clenching around me, I slump back. She flips over, 279 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:52.880 takes my now super sensitive dick in her mouth again. 280 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:56.599 My whole body shakes, gripping her ass like it's the 281 00:17:56.799 --> 00:18:00.759 only thing keeping me grounded. As I swear, my soul 282 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:04.519 leaves my body. What can I say? From zero to 283 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:09.160 beach a lot cream pie in record time? Some coworker 284 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:15.799 makeshifts unforgettable and she was I've never been on Snapchat 285 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:19.160 and I don't know is it still I heard it 286 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:21.720 wasn't still thing? Are we still sending nudes on Snapchat? 287 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:26.440 Just asking here question for you. Did you ever hook 288 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:28.599 up with Jennifer again after that night or was it 289 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:33.519 a one shift legend popular word we're using tonight before 290 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:36.400 you left from the military, And how did it work 291 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:39.599 the next day? Was it just awkward glances? Sorry I 292 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:41.720 have the hoo cups of people or did you both 293 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:44.119 play it cool? I'm love. Did you play it cool? 294 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:47.680 Because you know you should be able to write I'd 295 00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:51.279 be a little awkward, but you know, look right and 296 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:56.559 those from listening? What is your wildest workplace hookup story? Coworker, customer, 297 00:18:56.720 --> 00:19:02.640 quick breakroom, quick gar thing hills are all welcome? Snapchats 298 00:19:02.680 --> 00:19:05.519 out of nowhere the hottest way to escalate a crutch? 299 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:09.160 Or is it? We're too risky even for the frill 300 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:14.640 and carss half clothes on have closed off? Are we 301 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:17.160 really still fucking in pac seats? I'm too old for 302 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:19.359 that shit. Though I have a jeep. I can put 303 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:23.160 a mattress, lay the seats down. Is that considered pack seat? Hmm? 304 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:27.160 You guys can answer me that one. Dear Nikki, I 305 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:30.599 have to confess this filthy little adventure my husband and 306 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:36.160 I had recently. We're both huge exhibitionists, love fucking like animals, 307 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:40.200 and love putting on a show for lucky or unlucky randos. 308 00:19:40.839 --> 00:19:43.680 We do it with food delivery. Sometimes I answered the 309 00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:46.960 door fully nude, or he rails me from behind the 310 00:19:47.079 --> 00:19:50.400 cracked door while I grab the bag. But this time, 311 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.960 this time cranked it to a whole new level. We've 312 00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:57.200 been going at it for hours, sweaty, relentless, edging each 313 00:19:57.200 --> 00:20:01.319 other like pros midfuck marathon. He got hungry, so we 314 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:04.880 ordered a pizza. I kept teasing his cock, holding him 315 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:08.000 right on the brink so he'd be ready to paint me. 316 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:12.119 When the delivery guy arrived. He was running late and 317 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:16.079 we were debating, just finishing and cleaning up, when bang 318 00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:22.000 the doorbell rings, ring one one moment, please ring two. 319 00:20:22.920 --> 00:20:27.960 Here I come, and right then my husband starts erupting, 320 00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:32.480 throwing thick ropes of hot comb all over my face, 321 00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:36.799 tits driving onto my mouth. He slumps back on the couch, 322 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:40.480 legs spread wide toward the door, his cock still rock 323 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:44.400 hard and glistening, even though he's spent. I don't even 324 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:47.240 wipe a drop, Just stretch of the door, fully naked, 325 00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:51.200 absolutely covered in his loan, and swing it open like 326 00:20:51.279 --> 00:20:54.319 he's the most normal thing in the world. The pizza 327 00:20:54.359 --> 00:20:58.359 eyes guys go wide in total shock, and then this 328 00:20:58.599 --> 00:21:02.480 amazed goofy smiles spreads across his face. He looks at me, 329 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:05.599 dripping and come, then over at my husband lounging there 330 00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:08.920 with his hard dick out, then back at me. He 331 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:14.720 stammers as shaky hi to my husband clearly insecure but mesmerized. 332 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:17.920 That's when I hit him with it. He like what 333 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:21.920 you see? He nods dumbly, and I step closer. I 334 00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:25.880 want to touch without hesitation. He reaches out with both 335 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:31.160 hands squeezes my cum slick tits, murmuring nice under his breath. 336 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:35.160 His thumb circle my perky, sticky nipples, rubbing the fresh 337 00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:39.319 load around his lost and dream time stopped. He was 338 00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:43.440 completely zoned out in the best way. I finally thanked 339 00:21:43.480 --> 00:21:46.759 him for the pizza and the grope. He thanked us profusely. 340 00:21:47.319 --> 00:21:49.839 We snagged his number, and who knows, we might call 341 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:53.119 him for a round two someday. I loved every second 342 00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:57.079 of being his walking, wet dream. The only regret I 343 00:21:57.160 --> 00:21:59.759 wish I'd ask him to suck my cum covered tits 344 00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:02.720 right then, but he would have dropped to his knees 345 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:07.000 and devoured them without a second thought. What can I say? 346 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:12.319 Sometimes deliveries come with the best tip of all, A 347 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:16.799 come filled life. Hello, come filled life. Now this is hot. 348 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:22.559 This is something I could see maybe doing, maybe or maybe, 349 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:26.359 And I have actually had a confession like this a 350 00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:31.200 couple times. There's a guy that loved to fuck his 351 00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:33.759 wife and he would like open the curtains like when 352 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:38.160 they would get it, would purposely order Amazon purposely, And 353 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:39.680 I guess they lived in a big enough city where 354 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:42.799 their tracking was so they could see. You can see 355 00:22:42.799 --> 00:22:46.119 where the truck is, you know, And he would crack 356 00:22:46.160 --> 00:22:50.000 the window just enough where the delivery driver could watch 357 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:53.799 all the action. And then sometimes she would crack the 358 00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:55.880 front door. I don't know how. I guess the furniture 359 00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:58.160 was situated where the front door looked right into their 360 00:22:58.160 --> 00:23:01.559 living room, and she would crack it enough where and 361 00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:03.720 she would sit in the chair and she would masturbate 362 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:08.759 for the guy. So it does happen, I guess not. 363 00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:11.039 I mean, I've never been a delivery driver. But you 364 00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:14.880 know the timing of that com shot. I got to 365 00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:18.160 give you guys kudos for that one. That's pretty timed. 366 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.640 Have you ever texted the guy the pizza guy yet? 367 00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:24.640 Did he follow up first or her? Are you letting 368 00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:28.880 the anticipation build? And how did your husband feel watching 369 00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:32.400 another guy handle your cum covered tits? Turned on? Jealous 370 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:34.920 or proud of the show. I'm gonna go with proud 371 00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:38.359 of the show. And side note, could you imagine the 372 00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:40.839 kid I'm picturing him now he's really tall and lanky, 373 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:46.680 the kid that nobody would ever believe that this happened to. 374 00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:51.920 That's that guy that that old enough legal, he's legal 375 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:54.720 to be played with. But still he's that guy of 376 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:58.480 the friends group that is going to gaming night with 377 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:01.599 the guys, and there's no way he's gonna believe they're 378 00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:05.359 gonna believe them. So that's that's who I pictured. What 379 00:24:05.559 --> 00:24:08.480 is this is? Ever everybody's listening. What is the boldest 380 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:13.960 exhibitionist delivery kink moment you've pulled off and come play 381 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:16.759 in front of strangers? Hottest part of the visual show? 382 00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:22.319 Touching permission or the risk of getting caught escalating further? Hmm, 383 00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:27.279 Spill your dirtiest secrets similar stories or yes to no 384 00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:32.680 for the tits suck you know in my DMS. Dear Nikki, 385 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:38.200 I have to confess I've been feeling hella horny. I 386 00:24:38.359 --> 00:24:41.079 think this is a perfect place to stop for the night. 387 00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:44.160 Let's wrap up these stories and see what we can 388 00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:47.640 learn from each of them. First confession, the insatiable woman 389 00:24:47.759 --> 00:24:50.319 her bent over the couch quickie. We learned that the 390 00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:54.160 rush of flipping a boring delivery into raw immediate filth 391 00:24:54.599 --> 00:24:58.920 is intoxicating, and that a little playful boldness can turn 392 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:04.039 hesitation into hungry pounding in seconds. Condoms are smart, but 393 00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:08.599 that warm raw fantasy it still lingers the piece of 394 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.400 guy who got the ultimate tip. We learned that mutual 395 00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.039 hunger can flip rolls instantly, that a slow, rimmed and 396 00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:19.680 finger build up makes a thrust believen better, and that 397 00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:24.480 synmatic pleasure him swallowing while he's had his own load 398 00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:29.000 drips is perfection. The eighteen year old and the fiery 399 00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:33.480 redhead waitress. We learned that a single bold snapchat can 400 00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:37.920 explode in quite a crush into urgent carsacks, that quick 401 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:41.720