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Speaker 2: Billy Corgan, frontman from the Smashing Pumpkins, whoa.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, he's in idiotology. Yeah, they were just making
Speaker 1: a resurgence back on the scene.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, they never left the scene. But there
Speaker 2: was a scene yesterday at his Matti Madame Zuzu's uh
Speaker 2: tea and sandwich shop that he's owned for years in
Speaker 2: Highland Park, Illinois. You know he owns that tea shop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: his wife Actually, I guess runs.
Speaker 1: It makes a fine fun green tea. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Car crashed through the front of his tee shop yesterday.
Speaker 2: As luck would have it, his mother in law was
Speaker 2: dining in there at the time and was injured when
Speaker 2: the car came crashed. She was in there having lunch
Speaker 2: with her son. Her daughter was there running the t
Speaker 2: and the car comes crashing in. Madame Zusu's I see it.
Speaker 2: Let's see it set up. I have the some footage
Speaker 2: from this on our Facebook page if you want to
Speaker 2: check that out this morning.
Speaker 1: Look, if you're Billy Corgan, you know it's the mother
Speaker 1: in law and you have the chance. You got the
Speaker 1: mother in law, the wife, and the brother in law
Speaker 1: all there. Look, hey, front road tickets for life. Can't
Speaker 1: you backstage? You'd be too obvious that you're the joker
Speaker 1: that went right through my tea shop, you little tea hitdler.
Speaker 2: You're you're.
Speaker 1: I'm not accusing, I'm just I'm I'm painting your scenario.
Speaker 2: You're coming up with a hyper hypothetical that this was
Speaker 2: an attempt to take them out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, allegedly, I.
Speaker 2: Was going to go the opposite direction and give Billy
Speaker 2: props for providing something to keep the wife busy and
Speaker 2: occupied with while he's out on the road. I'll go tour.
Speaker 2: You run the T shop. We got dual income, Bam
Speaker 2: Tea and tour. Yeah, I like it. No, you've you've
Speaker 2: got whatever. You've got a rogue motorists crashing through the
Speaker 2: T shop and taking them.
Speaker 1: Out, and it's smashing Pumpkin shirt probably right. Yeah, whatever
Speaker 1: happened at the accusations against him weren't there's some.
Speaker 3: Stuff from it was another member of his band. Are
Speaker 3: you sure the chick from the band wasn't say Chamberlain?
Speaker 3: I think Okay, back in the day, do they own Chamberlain.
Speaker 2: To No, don't. Don't pull them into this checking.
Speaker 1: Dude, So Billy man. Hope the family's all right. You
Speaker 1: know there's a Smashing Pumpkins song in here too, good joke.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be zero well, yeah, just the whole smashing party.
Speaker 2: Two middle aged women were on a road trip to
Speaker 2: reconcile the relationship. They were on I eighty five in
Speaker 2: North Georgia and they made a pit stop at a
Speaker 2: gas station slash McDonald's. You know, one of those type deals. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not really sure exactly what they stopped for, but things
Speaker 2: started getting hot and heavy in kind of a well,
Speaker 2: a lusty way.
Speaker 1: So these are lesbian lovers.
Speaker 2: Lesbian lovers? Yes? Are you? Are you painting the scenario?
Speaker 2: They just they were in the throes of passion and
Speaker 2: couldn't resist each other and ended up fully nude on
Speaker 2: the grass outside the McDonald's slash race track.
Speaker 1: It just went it just went to white trash once
Speaker 1: they went out to the grass, I was keeping in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: They were arrested for misdemeanor public indecency. Now that you've
Speaker 2: got this whole, don't show me a bad nature. I'm
Speaker 2: going to show you the two middle aged lesbian lovers
Speaker 2: who were reconciling on the grass, fully nude outside of the
Speaker 2: McDonald's on I eighty five in North Georgia. Good night.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? The one on the laptop say,
Speaker 2: get full on, dude. They're both so shot out there.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, hence why they're making sweet love
Speaker 1: on the grass outside of a racetrack and McDonald's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Like whoever came up with that combo pack
Speaker 1: of putting fast food places inside of race or inside
Speaker 1: of like gas stations? Would you go in there if
Speaker 1: I can get gas a bag of combos for the
Speaker 1: road trip because that's my go to. We've talked about
Speaker 1: that before. And and a sub you know, or in
Speaker 1: this case baby, a quarter bounder from the loops of
Speaker 1: them a big mac.
Speaker 2: My god, dude. Every time I travel south, I take
Speaker 2: the turnpike to Fort Pierce. Get off there right there.
Speaker 2: I think it's the Loves gas station that has the
Speaker 2: Army's in it for Pierce. If you get off right
Speaker 2: when you get off, there's uh, there's the either or
Speaker 2: a pilot on the I think it's on the left,
Speaker 2: across the streets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, across the street. It's on your left. If you're
Speaker 1: going southbound.
Speaker 2: Two beef and shedders baby for the home stretch. I
Speaker 2: would I like to note, though, if you are contemplating
Speaker 2: doing the same and stopping there, there's no space to
Speaker 2: make love on any grass because there is no grass.
Speaker 2: It's just the gas island down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is definitely no grass of that Loves you
Speaker 1: can make it, man. I had these young hot chicks
Speaker 1: with pickles on their nipples and all the stuff, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, you show me that picture.
Speaker 2: I do have some other gay news to share this morning.
Speaker 2: Woman writes into I love reading this in the am
Speaker 2: I the a Whole subreddit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, these are good. So somebody said they had
Speaker 1: their happy meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, writes into the am I the a Whole forum
Speaker 2: on Reddit. She discovered that her boyfriends was cheating on her.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Somebody alerted her that when the boyfriend was on a
Speaker 2: business trip which he takes several times a year a
Speaker 2: year two Utah, Yeah, for to meet with clients Mormon dude,
Speaker 2: he uh not only cheated on her, but cheated on
Speaker 2: her with a dude. She confronted him, and the guy,
Speaker 2: without even hesitating, comes up with the wattlest excuse I
Speaker 2: think you could possibly come up with spur of the moment.
Speaker 1: This was the temporarily gay thing he told her.
Speaker 2: He couldn't resist because of the altitude there in Utah
Speaker 2: had temporarily turned him gay. Whoa altitude? Altitude? You know,
Speaker 2: the whole white headed thing.
Speaker 1: They've we've heard of altitude sickness. This is altitude gayness.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's that is what he's claiming, and that he
Speaker 2: is he is nothing but straight, and he.
Speaker 1: He just had a little altitude in moments where he
Speaker 1: wanted a Later, it's like, oh, so.
Speaker 2: He owned up to it. But I wanted to blame
Speaker 2: it high altitude.
Speaker 1: I'm so dizzy from the altitude. I want a mushroom cap.
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