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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Merrill one the other day, Amy one the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Corgan, frontman from the Smashing Pumpkins, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa, he's in idiotology. Yeah, they were just making

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<v Speaker 1>a resurgence back on the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, well, they never left the scene. But there

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<v Speaker 2>was a scene yesterday at his Matti Madame Zuzu's uh

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<v Speaker 2>tea and sandwich shop that he's owned for years in

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<v Speaker 2>Highland Park, Illinois. You know he owns that tea shop. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>his wife Actually, I guess runs.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes a fine fun green tea. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Car crashed through the front of his tee shop yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>As luck would have it, his mother in law was

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<v Speaker 2>dining in there at the time and was injured when

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<v Speaker 2>the car came crashed. She was in there having lunch

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<v Speaker 2>with her son. Her daughter was there running the t

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<v Speaker 2>and the car comes crashing in. Madame Zusu's I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see it set up. I have the some footage

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<v Speaker 2>from this on our Facebook page if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>check that out this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, if you're Billy Corgan, you know it's the mother

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<v Speaker 1>in law and you have the chance. You got the

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law, the wife, and the brother in law

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<v Speaker 1>all there. Look, hey, front road tickets for life. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>you backstage? You'd be too obvious that you're the joker

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<v Speaker 1>that went right through my tea shop, you little tea hitdler.

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<v Speaker 2>You're you're.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not accusing, I'm just I'm I'm painting your scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>You're coming up with a hyper hypothetical that this was

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<v Speaker 2>an attempt to take them out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, allegedly, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to go the opposite direction and give Billy

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<v Speaker 2>props for providing something to keep the wife busy and

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<v Speaker 2>occupied with while he's out on the road. I'll go tour.

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<v Speaker 2>You run the T shop. We got dual income, Bam

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<v Speaker 2>Tea and tour. Yeah, I like it. No, you've you've

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<v Speaker 2>got whatever. You've got a rogue motorists crashing through the

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<v Speaker 2>T shop and taking them.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, and it's smashing Pumpkin shirt probably right. Yeah, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>happened at the accusations against him weren't there's some.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff from it was another member of his band. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you sure the chick from the band wasn't say Chamberlain?

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<v Speaker 3>I think Okay, back in the day, do they own Chamberlain.

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<v Speaker 2>To No, don't. Don't pull them into this checking.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, So Billy man. Hope the family's all right. You

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a Smashing Pumpkins song in here too, good joke.

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<v Speaker 2>There's gotta be zero well, yeah, just the whole smashing party.

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<v Speaker 2>Two middle aged women were on a road trip to

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<v Speaker 2>reconcile the relationship. They were on I eighty five in

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<v Speaker 2>North Georgia and they made a pit stop at a

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<v Speaker 2>gas station slash McDonald's. You know, one of those type deals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not really sure exactly what they stopped for, but things

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<v Speaker 2>started getting hot and heavy in kind of a well,

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<v Speaker 2>a lusty way.

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<v Speaker 1>So these are lesbian lovers.

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<v Speaker 2>Lesbian lovers? Yes? Are you? Are you painting the scenario?

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<v Speaker 2>They just they were in the throes of passion and

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't resist each other and ended up fully nude on

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<v Speaker 2>the grass outside the McDonald's slash race track.

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<v Speaker 1>It just went it just went to white trash once

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<v Speaker 1>they went out to the grass, I was keeping in

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<v Speaker 1>the car.

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<v Speaker 2>They were arrested for misdemeanor public indecency. Now that you've

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<v Speaker 2>got this whole, don't show me a bad nature. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to show you the two middle aged lesbian lovers

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<v Speaker 2>who were reconciling on the grass, fully nude outside of the

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's on I eighty five in North Georgia. Good night.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do that? The one on the laptop say,

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<v Speaker 2>get full on, dude. They're both so shot out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, hence why they're making sweet love

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<v Speaker 1>on the grass outside of a racetrack and McDonald's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Like whoever came up with that combo pack

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<v Speaker 1>of putting fast food places inside of race or inside

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<v Speaker 1>of like gas stations? Would you go in there if

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<v Speaker 1>I can get gas a bag of combos for the

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<v Speaker 1>road trip because that's my go to. We've talked about

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<v Speaker 1>that before. And and a sub you know, or in

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<v Speaker 1>this case baby, a quarter bounder from the loops of

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<v Speaker 1>them a big mac.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, dude. Every time I travel south, I take

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<v Speaker 2>the turnpike to Fort Pierce. Get off there right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the Loves gas station that has the

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<v Speaker 2>Army's in it for Pierce. If you get off right

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<v Speaker 2>when you get off, there's uh, there's the either or

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<v Speaker 2>a pilot on the I think it's on the left,

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<v Speaker 2>across the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, across the street. It's on your left. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>going southbound.

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<v Speaker 2>Two beef and shedders baby for the home stretch. I

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<v Speaker 2>would I like to note, though, if you are contemplating

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<v Speaker 2>doing the same and stopping there, there's no space to

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<v Speaker 2>make love on any grass because there is no grass.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the gas island down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is definitely no grass of that Loves you

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<v Speaker 1>can make it, man. I had these young hot chicks

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<v Speaker 1>with pickles on their nipples and all the stuff, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, you show me that picture.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have some other gay news to share this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Woman writes into I love reading this in the am

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<v Speaker 2>I the a Whole subreddit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, these are good. So somebody said they had

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<v Speaker 1>their happy meal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, writes into the am I the a Whole forum

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<v Speaker 2>on Reddit. She discovered that her boyfriends was cheating on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody alerted her that when the boyfriend was on a

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<v Speaker 2>business trip which he takes several times a year a

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<v Speaker 2>year two Utah, Yeah, for to meet with clients Mormon dude,

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<v Speaker 2>he uh not only cheated on her, but cheated on

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<v Speaker 2>her with a dude. She confronted him, and the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>without even hesitating, comes up with the wattlest excuse I

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<v Speaker 2>think you could possibly come up with spur of the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This was the temporarily gay thing he told her.

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<v Speaker 2>He couldn't resist because of the altitude there in Utah

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<v Speaker 2>had temporarily turned him gay. Whoa altitude? Altitude? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole white headed thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They've we've heard of altitude sickness. This is altitude gayness.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's that is what he's claiming, and that he

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<v Speaker 2>is he is nothing but straight, and he.

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<v Speaker 1>He just had a little altitude in moments where he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted a Later, it's like, oh, so.

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<v Speaker 2>He owned up to it. But I wanted to blame

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<v Speaker 2>it high altitude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so dizzy from the altitude. I want a mushroom cap.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even read these texts. They're so bad. At

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<v Speaker 1>two two five two sick.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in the safe harbor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just advertisers and such.

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<v Speaker 2>Just spend the screen around there for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not do not that I feel like there's high altitude.

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<v Speaker 2>Get away from me. No, no, let your talk your

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<v Speaker 2>on demand.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people