WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:02.759 Who is excited because this is the next to the 2 00:00:02.839 --> 00:00:05.759 last Minnesota Goodbye for the year. Who's excited. We're almost 3 00:00:05.799 --> 00:00:08.759 on vacation. We have two more shows and then we're 4 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:10.640 done for the year. 5 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:14.080 But you can still listen to our show on the 6 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:16.399 radio during the break. 7 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:18.160 Well it's like a best of. Yeah, it's all the 8 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:20.000 best of stuff. So if you turn on the radio, 9 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:21.719 your schedule is going to be different, will be off, 10 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:24.000 but you can listen to some of the best bits 11 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:24.719 from the last year. 12 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:27.160 Yeah, exactly, and you should. 13 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:28.879 Should you? 14 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:29.440 Yeah? 15 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:34.159 Okay? Good? I like the best of because I never 16 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:36.119 go I never ever ever go back and listen to 17 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:38.280 the show. I just never do. I don't know why 18 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.399 I don't. I used to when I did a morning show, 19 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:42.280 like when I was younger, I'd like take the tape home. 20 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:44.600 It was a cassette tape and listen to it and like, 21 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.560 you know, critique it, and that was probably a good thing. 22 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:47.439 I just don't anymore. 23 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:48.920 Yeah, you know, I don't think you need too. 24 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.240 Okay, good, all right, thanks, Yeah, all right, here we go. 25 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:55.960 This is from Linda. She says, I want to know 26 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:59.679 who's right here. It's an odd story. My son came 27 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:02.719 home and talk to me about this situation. And I thought, 28 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:05.680 all right, do I say something to the teacher? Do 29 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.000 I say something to the school? Is it normal for 30 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:11.439 teachers to be on the phone like this? Here's the story. 31 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.680 Mister Bob, that's not his real name, but let's say. 32 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:15.480 My daughter had mister Bob's her teacher a couple of 33 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:17.879 years ago in fourth grade. She had shared that the 34 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:20.519 teacher would always be on the phone, and then she 35 00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:23.239 saw him swiping sideways where it had an axe or 36 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.159 a check mark with a girl's face and name on 37 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.680 the screen. Now, I've never been on these dating apps 38 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:29.840 but for movies. I was thinking this is a dating app. 39 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:32.359 This year, my son has mister Bob. Today, my son 40 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.519 told me he saw mister Bob on his phone pulling 41 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:36.079 down a screen that had a heart on it, and 42 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.959 maybe mister Bob is still looking for somebody. Both kids 43 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:42.200 have shared that mister Bob is quote always on his phone. Now, yes, 44 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:44.680 people can do whatever they want on their phone. I 45 00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:48.680 don't care, But during school, my question, isn't normal for 46 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:50.640 teachers to be on their phones this much? 47 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:51.000 No? 48 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:54.359 Right? Because kids are pointing out that the teachers are 49 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:57.239 looking for someone. Do I need to say anything. Well, 50 00:01:57.400 --> 00:01:59.799 I don't know. It sounds like a dating app. I've 51 00:01:59.799 --> 00:02:03.920 never really been on a dating app. Yeah, But is 52 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.959 it okay for mister Bob to be on his phone 53 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:11.159 during class? I would say probably no, But I mean, 54 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:13.520 if the kids are doing a test or a reading assignment, 55 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.919 they're supposed to reading silently. I think it's okay for 56 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.639 the teacher to be on their phone up. 57 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:19.800 Front, right, because it's I want to know, like, is 58 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.919 he on his phone as he's actively teaching, because then 59 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:25.560 obviously no, he shouldn't be on his phone, but all 60 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:28.479 the kids are on their dang phones, I'm sure. So 61 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:31.360 I feel like him not being able to use his 62 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:34.879 phone during class, especially if it's during like a test 63 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:38.599 or like a you know, a group brainstorming time or whatever. Like, 64 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:39.599 I don't think that's wrong. 65 00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:42.800 I don't think that there should ever be a time 66 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.680 when a kid should see what's on your phone, unless 67 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:47.479 you are showing the kid what's on your phone. 68 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:47.879 Yeah. 69 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:49.840 So in other words, the kids are somehow able to 70 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:52.039 see what mister Bob is doing on his phone, right, 71 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:54.439 which is weird, and I don't think that's good. Yeah, 72 00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:56.560 because if you want to show oh, here's a picture 73 00:02:56.599 --> 00:02:58.240 of a salamander. Let me pull one up for you 74 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:00.479 really quick, little Gracie right and show you what a 75 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:03.680 salamander looks like. That's one thing. But if she walks 76 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:05.879 by and has a question and he's swiping left and 77 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.080 right on whatever, Yeah, I don't think that's right. 78 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:11.280 He needs one of those those screens that you can't 79 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:13.520 see from the side, like Vont's screen has. 80 00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:16.719 Like, yeah, I hate the screen. We try to do 81 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.080 things on the show, and Vont has some screen protector 82 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:20.800 thing that basically you can only see what's on the 83 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.319 screen if you're directly above it. Yeah, so when we're 84 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:25.159 all trying to like look and like oh we should 85 00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:27.319 do this TikTok, and we're looking at Van's phone, we 86 00:03:27.319 --> 00:03:28.960 can't see half the screen. 87 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:31.000 Whatever that is that like protective screen. He needs one 88 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:32.000 of those, I think. 89 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:34.000 Okay, or I would say this, I'm going to go 90 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:36.400 ahead and say that as we we love teachers as 91 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.719 a whole, but I'm going to say there are some 92 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:41.560 bad teachers. There are some teachers that probably should not 93 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:43.280 be teaching. And I'm going to guess if you're a teacher, 94 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.759 you probably know some teachers that should not be teaching. 95 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:48.840 And it's possible that mister Bob, maybe he is not 96 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:51.800 the best teacher in the world, just like not all 97 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:56.000 of any group are all wonderful. Yea, and maybe he 98 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:58.719 is not. Maybe. Here's here's an idea. Call out bad 99 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:01.520 teachers in your school. If you're a teacher, send me 100 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:05.240 an email and say, yeah, miss Jacobsen down the hall 101 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:09.400 gets high in her car before she comes in to work. 102 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:10.680 You you little possible. 103 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:12.680 I mean, if you think about all the teachers you've 104 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:14.680 ever had, not every single one of your teachers was 105 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:15.319 a good teacher. 106 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:17.360 My first grade teacher sucked. 107 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:18.759 Who my first grade teacher? 108 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:19.439 Why did they suck? 109 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:22.079 She was so mean. She was mean to like absolutely everybody. 110 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:25.879 And she was like super strict too. And I just 111 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:27.759 remember hating going to school in first grade. 112 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.639 In first grade, that's hard because first grade is like 113 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:32.199 you got to give the kids a lot of leeway 114 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:34.040 because they're still pretty much babies. 115 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:35.879 It was weird. She felt like a dictator. I don't know, 116 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:36.399 it was awful. 117 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.680 We literally didn't learn anything in second or not second, 118 00:04:39.879 --> 00:04:41.959 sixth grade. I'm not kidding you. I feel like I 119 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.600 skipped fifth to go to seventh because my teacher in 120 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:47.240 sixth grade. He taught us how to play chess, and 121 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:50.399 we played chess at all times. Wow we did I 122 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:51.959 get really good at it? Yes? 123 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:52.480 I did. 124 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:54.600 Did I win a trophy at one point because we 125 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:57.160 had tournaments all the time? I sure did. But did 126 00:04:57.199 --> 00:04:59.279 I learn anything in that class? No, I didn't. I 127 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:01.759 only learned when we switched classes and I got science 128 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:04.240 with a different teacher. That was like the only time 129 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:04.759 I learned. 130 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:07.600 That's really interesting. I had some bad teachers over the years, 131 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:10.720 Miss Thomas or my second grade teacher. For whatever reason, 132 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:13.199 she just did not like kids, and she didn't like me. 133 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:16.319 And I remember we had a Christmas project one time 134 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.680 where we had it's hard to explain, but everybody else's 135 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:22.399 project was going great and I didn't get it. I 136 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:26.120 didn't know, and I remember crying and being frustrated, and 137 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:27.879 she made fun of my project in front of the 138 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.000 entire class. Gosh, just not a good person. But then 139 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:33.399 I had some great teachers as well. But if you 140 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:36.120 are a teacher or a parent, call out this could 141 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:38.560 be fun gossipy. Don't tell me who they are where 142 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:41.160 they work, but just you know, give them a fake 143 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:43.480 name and say yeah, there's a teacher at my school 144 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:48.959 that they ex yz. I would love to hear about 145 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:52.480 that one. So the little topic for discussion next one 146 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:56.560 from LEXI. I think smoking weed would definitely help you 147 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.680 guys with coming up with ideas for the show. However, 148 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:01.680 it's none of you smoke weed. I will do it 149 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:04.120 for you. Here I am, and I've come up with 150 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:07.800 a segment idea. Here we go. My idea is called 151 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.600 did you know this is actually made for that? This 152 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:13.480 came to me listening to Today's podcast Wednesday and an 153 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:16.319 email brought up people with the baby on board stickers 154 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:19.560 and how they drive slowly. Here is where this segment 155 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:21.720 comes in. Did you know those baby on board signs 156 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:25.120 are actually made to alert emergency personnel in the event 157 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:28.199 of some sort of accident. People think the signs are 158 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:30.480 so people drive carefully around them, but that is not 159 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:33.800 the case. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going 160 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:36.519 to say I don't agree. I don't believe that because 161 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:41.360 I have been around long enough since the invention of 162 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:42.959 the baby on board signs. They used to be a 163 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.800 little yellow hangy thing that would hang in your back window. 164 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:51.360 And I can't imagine if there is an accident that 165 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:54.879 the paramedics or the cops would not go, Well, let's 166 00:06:54.879 --> 00:06:56.920 look and see if there's anybody else inside. 167 00:06:56.959 --> 00:06:59.199 Sure, yeah, Or do they have a sign on their 168 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:00.600 window that says to be on board? 169 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:01.720 Oh yeah for that first. 170 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:03.800 Oh wait a second, the car's on fire. There's a 171 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:06.319 baby on board side. So I don't know that that's true. 172 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:09.560 I think I remember people buying them because they wanted 173 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:11.959 people to drive carefully around them. But you know what, 174 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:15.639 maybe what's your source? I want to see your source as. 175 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.040 I'm looking it up right now, Alexi, you are incorrect. 176 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:18.399 It said. 177 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:20.680 The purpose is to alert other drivers that a baby 178 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:22.639 is in the car, and to potentially encourage them to 179 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:25.319 slow down or be more cautious. The idea came from 180 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:29.000 some real estate investor who was driving his nephew home 181 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:31.040 for the first time and felt the stress of other 182 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:33.800 drivers cutting him off in tailgates. Oh so then he 183 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:36.759 created that says while the signs are intended to alert 184 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:39.759 other drivers, they are not intended to be a warning 185 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:41.240 to emergency personnel. 186 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:44.639 Oh so it's specifically So here's kind of an urban legend, 187 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:47.040 LEXI that you bought into and don't worry about it. 188 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.199 You gave us a great thing to talk about, and 189 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:52.040 we've all fallen for urban legends. There was one when 190 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:54.600 I was a kid, and it terrified me. There was 191 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:57.199 a story that is a Citadel Mall in Colorado Springs, 192 00:07:57.279 --> 00:07:59.240 the big shopping mall, when I was a kid, that 193 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:01.600 this little boy I went into the bathroom like eight 194 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:04.120 years old, and two adults held him down and cut 195 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:04.800 his penis off. 196 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:05.439 Oh my god. 197 00:08:06.040 --> 00:08:09.120 And it was Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible. 198 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:11.519 And so me and my friend were about ten years 199 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:16.199 old and we were terrified of that happening to us. Yeah, 200 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:18.120 And I remember I went to the movie there one 201 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.360 time and I had to pee in the middle of 202 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:21.279 the movie, and I went to the bathroom really quick, 203 00:08:21.279 --> 00:08:23.120 and I peed and I ran out because I was 204 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:26.079 worried that two guys would be lurking there, ready to 205 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:27.639 hold me down and cut my penis off. 206 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:28.360 Yeah. 207 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:32.000 Well, nothing like that ever happened. There's no record of 208 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:34.679 it ever happening in Colorado Springs or probably anywhere else. 209 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:37.159 But I looked it up on like an urban legends website, 210 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.080 and that was definitely an urban legend, in one of 211 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.279 those that you know as a kid, I totally believed. 212 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.679 They always said that when if you stuck your head 213 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:45.840 out the bus window, there was an urban legend of 214 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.159 a kid doing that and his head came off or something. 215 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:50.240 So that's how they got you to never put your 216 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:51.279 head out the bus window. 217 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:55.240 There. Yeah, there was actually a story here in the 218 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:57.279 early nineties of a kid on a party bus and 219 00:08:57.320 --> 00:08:59.240 he stuck his head up through the air conditioning vent 220 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:02.600 whatever and it decapitated him when he went under a bridge. 221 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:03.279 And that's real. 222 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:04.480 That is real. 223 00:09:04.559 --> 00:09:07.080 I thought that was a real story, real story. 224 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:07.519 Yeah. 225 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:09.600 Oh yeah, well yeah they told that story. 226 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.519 I believe that I do it on a school bus. 227 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:13.279 Well that's a good idea, don't put your head out 228 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:14.360 the window in the school bus. 229 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:15.559 But then we were all like terrified. 230 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:17.320 Even if we were like forehead was near the window, 231 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:20.240 would be like get your head away for the oh god. 232 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:24.799 Another one that Lexi says, did you know the left 233 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:28.240 lane is actually made for faster traffic? Yeah? I did 234 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.080 know that, Lexi. 235 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:33.399 Are you super high when you sent us this? If so, 236 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:36.440 I love it. I don't know. 237 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:40.039 So. Lexi's idea is basically, people call in about an 238 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:44.200 object that is commonly misused and explain the actual purpose 239 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.559 for the object. I hope that makes sense. If it doesn't, 240 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.159 then just pretend I never brought it up. Laugh emoji, 241 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:54.120 have a merry Christmas and relaxing time off, y'all. LEXI, 242 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.000 thank you very much. That was a lot of fun. 243 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.320 LEXI sounds a lot like Andrew my boyfriend around like 244 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:02.159 nine pm at night, where all kinds of things start 245 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:04.600 coming out of his mouth, like where is your source? 246 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:12.639 Yeah, next one, don't say my name? All right? Want 247 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:14.200 to reach out and ask how often you guys do 248 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:17.000 sound effect theater on the show. I think it's so great, 249 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.000 So if you do that again soon, that would be 250 00:10:19.080 --> 00:10:23.240 fan fucking tastic. Okay, sure, here's a random question since 251 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:26.120 I'm already emailing. I remember a while back, y'all talking 252 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:29.399 about initiating the lovin' and Dave said something about how 253 00:10:29.399 --> 00:10:33.879 it's most often always the guys initiating things. That's my experience. 254 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:37.159 It depends on your partner at the time, because I've 255 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:40.440 actually definitely been with people who will initiate the lovin'. 256 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:45.440 But Susan does not. She does not, never has, never will. 257 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:47.919 It's just and I don't know if she's got some 258 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:51.039 deep seated fear of rejection. You know what I mean, 259 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:53.559 because it would be really painful to like go up 260 00:10:53.559 --> 00:10:56.279 to your partner and be like, hey, you know what 261 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:58.960 I'd like to do. I'd like to go upstairs and 262 00:10:59.360 --> 00:11:02.279 whatever do it, and then have the other person go, 263 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:07.919 oh god, not now. I mean think about how how 264 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:10.759 hurtful that would be. Sure, So maybe Susan has something 265 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:14.320 in her that makes her think that I would reject that. Sure, 266 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:17.200 I don't know. Anyway, she says, I was wondering what 267 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:19.360 Dave and the Gang suggests for a woman who want 268 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:22.440 to initiate something with their partner. Sometimes I feel like 269 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:25.080 it's because we don't know how. Also as wondering if 270 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:27.679 anybody had any awkward or funny stories about someone trying 271 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:32.639 to initiate the lovin' or even just hit on them. 272 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:36.200 I'll come back to that in a second. I think 273 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:39.720 that just trying just walking up to your guy or 274 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:43.600 your partner and just doing like the hey, you know, 275 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:47.399 like I don't know, like you want to you want 276 00:11:47.399 --> 00:11:48.559 to go upstairs and bang? 277 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:50.440 You would say you would walk up to somebody just 278 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:50.759 say that. 279 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:52.960 A woman could come up to maybe what do you 280 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:54.080 say to any Hell? 281 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:57.279 Yeah, I've said that to Andrew before, because your relationship 282 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:00.320 changes over time, like at the beginning, it's like you're 283 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:04.039 all over each other, so sex just naturally happens, and 284 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:07.519 eventually it's like you legitimately just say, hey, do you 285 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:10.799 want to have sex right now? Because that's just like timing. 286 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:13.159 You're not all over each other like you used to 287 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:15.840 be and stuff. So it's yeah, I definitely have done 288 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:16.399 that with Andrew. 289 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:18.399 So then you put your he puts his phone down, 290 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:20.159 you go upstairs, you brush your teeth, you meet in 291 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.840 the bed, something kind of like that, right, Yeah, But 292 00:12:22.919 --> 00:12:24.799 I think that you can just go up and ask 293 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:28.759 and say, or like hey, after we walk the dog, 294 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:31.279 do you want to go upstairs and bang? Or you 295 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:33.600 could be like, you know, kind of like seductive and 296 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.759 like put on something sexy or nothing at all and 297 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:38.879 then curl up next to him on the couch and 298 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:42.480 you know, start initiating things. There's different ways to do it, 299 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:45.279 but I think that guys definitely would appreciate that as if. 300 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:47.200 Is he sitting on the couch, If so, go and 301 00:12:47.240 --> 00:12:48.360 sit on his lap. Done. 302 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:50.519 Yeah, I was gonna say you can just you don't 303 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:51.919 have to say do you want to have sex. You 304 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:54.080 could probably just like roll up on him and you'll 305 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:57.480 know it's all like Donkey Kong, just on his lap. 306 00:12:57.679 --> 00:13:00.600 Have you ever had somebody try to she ate the 307 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.720 love and her hit on you, and it was like, 308 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:04.639 wait what? 309 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:06.919 I had a list of people who try to hit 310 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:08.720 on me, and I'm like, go, I leave me alone. 311 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:12.720 So seriously, all the time, I think as a guy, 312 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:15.200 I probably have, but I don't remember it, like, oh, 313 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.440 I do remember this. This was kind of weird. I 314 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:19.120 went to a friend's house back when I was twenty 315 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:20.720 one or twenty two, and we were going to watch 316 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:24.600 a movie and I fell asleep on the couch and 317 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:27.600 I woke up and she was sitting on the couch 318 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:33.000 wearing lingerie, and clearly she wanted to have sex. And 319 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:34.759 I did not want to have sex with her. I 320 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:37.159 was not attracted to her. Believe it or not, I 321 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:41.559 did have standards, and I was like, oh, it's getting 322 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:44.679 real late, I better go. And I remember the look 323 00:13:44.720 --> 00:13:48.600 on her face, just like kind of embarrassment and surprise 324 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:52.000 and a little bit of humiliation. But I didn't want 325 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:54.879 to have sex. Obviously she did, sure, and I didn't 326 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:57.600 want to. And then there was one other, and I'll 327 00:13:57.679 --> 00:13:59.399 just this is kind of funny. There was a girl 328 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.879 at my house I always had a crush on and 329 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.159 it was my apartment, my first apartment, and we ended 330 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:08.919 up on my waterbed and I had a waterbed. Of 331 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:10.879 course I did come on he did, Yeah, of course 332 00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:13.840 I did. And she was beautiful and she was like 333 00:14:13.879 --> 00:14:15.879 I always had a crush on her, and she's naked 334 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:20.559 on my waterbed and she said I want you, and 335 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.840 I didn't know what that meant. I thought she meant 336 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.279 I want you, I want you for my boyfriend. Oh, 337 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:29.480 and I respected her too much to have sex with 338 00:14:29.519 --> 00:14:31.840 her because to me, she was a goddess, so I 339 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:34.240 didn't try to have sex with her. There she was 340 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:37.120 writhing on my waterbed, going I want you, and I 341 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:40.240 thought she meant I want to be your boyfriend your girlfriend. 342 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:43.360 So I'm like, I think I probably said I want 343 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:47.200 you to and nothing happened. So we got dressed and 344 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:50.559 that was it, and I missed my chance. Any other 345 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:51.559 stories anybody else? 346 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:53.879 I mean, I have some funny stories, probably not about 347 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:57.159 initiating sex and denying it, but like I remember being 348 00:14:57.200 --> 00:15:00.279 out one time at the Loop and this guy was 349 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:02.679 chatting with me at the bar and then he was 350 00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:04.639 like starting to hit on me. But I think Andrew 351 00:15:04.639 --> 00:15:07.600 and I had been dating at the time, and so 352 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.240 we were dating, and so I was like, yeah, I 353 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:12.720 got a boyfriend. And then he realized who I was, 354 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:16.159 and he told me that his baby mama told him 355 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:19.840 he should try to get with me, and so like, 356 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:22.320 like she knew me from the morning show, okay, and 357 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:25.000 then he was like, man, he's like, I'm bummed you 358 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:27.440 have a boyfriend now, because literally my baby mom was like, 359 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:29.559 I think you and Jenny from the Dave Rideshow would 360 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:30.240 really hit it off. 361 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:31.399 And I love that. 362 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:33.600 You and your baby mama have that kind of ships 363 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:36.279 that I thought that that was a funny one. 364 00:15:36.399 --> 00:15:39.080 That is an unusual one, for sure. I will only 365 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:41.320 go back to say that guys will love it if 366 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:42.799 you try to initiate sex. 367 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:43.799 Just sit on his lap. 368 00:15:44.279 --> 00:15:47.240 I mean, you can try that straddle lap, straddle his lap, 369 00:15:47.519 --> 00:15:50.759 but if he's playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare and 370 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.480 you're straddling his lap, it probably ain't gonna work. It'd 371 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:57.519 be like, bitch, yeah, I'm playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare. 372 00:15:57.159 --> 00:15:58.679 And with my bros right now. 373 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:03.600 One Needter writes in and This is a rant that 374 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:07.639 is written, not recorded. I went out and bought a 375 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:10.919 box of black Lake text gloves, and I got one 376 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:12.960 size smaller to make sure there was a tight fit. 377 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:15.279 I am preparing to slap the shit out of every 378 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.399 person at worked. That ends the conversation soon or next 379 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:21.720 week with see you next year? Fuck? When will people 380 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:23.879 get over saying that? The first couple of thousand times 381 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:26.000 people said it, it was okay, Hahi, I get it. 382 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:28.600 It's old. Now stop saying it. Okay, I'm done, love y'all, 383 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:32.320 Merry Christmas. I missed the point of your what the glove? 384 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:33.440 The lakes glove? 385 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:35.679 Maybe she got the glove so she could slap the people? 386 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:40.240 Is that what it is? Okay? Now it makes sense. Okay, 387 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:42.879 I think it's funny when you say see you next year. 388 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:46.159 You would think it's funny when I. 389 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:48.360 Leave here tomorrow and I won't see you guys until 390 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:51.480 January second. You bet your fat ass. I'm gonna say 391 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.000 see you next year. Of course I will. 392 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:58.399 My bit, I kind of like saying it too sometimes. 393 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:01.759 Good bit. Let's see if I have another one? Not 394 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:05.759 really all right? This is one that I will go 395 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:08.000 ahead and put on here. It says, we were talking 396 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.480 about wedding speeches and reminded me of a story. Rewind 397 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:13.680 to about two thousand and eight. A group of about 398 00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:16.559 twelve of friends would get together once a month for 399 00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:18.880 dinner at a restaurant new to us. Tried a lot 400 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.400 of cool new places, and with a group of twelve 401 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:23.759