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Speaker 3: Get strange? I'm just gonna say entertain you, but sure.
Speaker 6: Tom, Welcome to the Strange Brew Podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Tom kat aka Tom.
Speaker 6: Thompson and I'm your new host only host, Billy Kerr Warrior.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm Maddie, isn't now no? All right?
Speaker 5: So we have the Strange Brew Podcast.
Speaker 7: If you are a tuner in as an new listener
Speaker 7: of whatever, the craziest Canadian fucking conspiracy podcast.
Speaker 5: Fuck everybody else.
Speaker 7: We're the only one that there is that should be,
Speaker 7: there is there is should be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, nailed it, all right.
Speaker 7: We are having some we're actually sipping on some shampagans
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 6: Sipping on some old bottom too much for New Year's
Speaker 6: got a little had had other things on my mind.
Speaker 6: Didn't drink all the champagne.
Speaker 7: We're drinking on some shampagans, some champaan champan how you
Speaker 7: pronounced champage? And I don't know what this movie is
Speaker 7: at all, but I guess it has to do with
Speaker 7: their episode. I've never seen it, but it's something about
Speaker 7: the shadow Man.
Speaker 3: What was it called Awakening?
Speaker 7: The shadow Awakening the shadow Man. Hopefully that's not gonna
Speaker 7: do with what we're going to talk about, but does
Speaker 7: it matter?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Probably not.
Speaker 5: Did you hear what happened?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 7: I think we're both well well, the USA, fuck man,
Speaker 7: but they're about to go. Maybe the Twitter had a
Speaker 7: freak out War three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then fantastic because.
Speaker 7: We bombed a bunch of Iran We bombed and they
Speaker 7: bombed an Iranian government official, which they probably shouldn't have done.
Speaker 5: Stop dropping bombs and people that don't need bombs dropped.
Speaker 3: All good. Trump going while he's still there. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to make a bang before he's old.
Speaker 7: He's old enough where it was like, man, if I
Speaker 7: cause World War three, I won't be allowed to see
Speaker 7: the ending, you know what I mean. It's like he's
Speaker 7: not that, but there is theories he's like seventy eight
Speaker 7: or some bullshit.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump's seven almost.
Speaker 5: He's in a seventies I know. For effects. It's one
Speaker 5: of the oldest presidents ever to be elected.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 7: And then we got we got dipsy little dick lick
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Speaker 8: Minister, that's okay, guy, that's let's bring another refugees. And
Speaker 8: I did blackface. I'm making up for you, my bad.
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Speaker 3: I don't like it?
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Speaker 3: Top out. Yeah, Billy's.
Speaker 7: As we mentioned before, if your new listener Billy is
Speaker 7: missing a tooth, you would never be able to tell
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Speaker 3: Even the dents is like, you're not supposed to be
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Speaker 9: Really?
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Speaker 7: I'm like a strong tongue, Yeah, a strong tongue for
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Speaker 3: Some of them are heavy. Gotta be able to bite.
Speaker 3: Was a bench, I guess.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're talking about shadow people, and we've we've mentioned
Speaker 7: this for.
Speaker 5: A while, so we finally dive you've been too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Tom's been waiting on this one for a long time,
Speaker 6: so guys, and this is going to be a longer
Speaker 6: episode for sure. So if you at all get bored
Speaker 6: at any point in time, just no, I've listened to
Speaker 6: this for ten fucking years.
Speaker 7: You're not going to get by this episode, trust me.
Speaker 7: A shadow person also known as a shadow figure, shadow being,
Speaker 7: or a black mass, which.
Speaker 3: Is careful, be careful, true.
Speaker 7: Yeah, black mass sounds like a black mass, which is
Speaker 7: like black sabbath, which is a witch.
Speaker 3: All right, alright, alright, dancing the line.
Speaker 7: A humanoid figure, particularly as interpreted by believers in paranormal
Speaker 7: or supernatural, as the presence of a spirit or other entity.
Speaker 7: A number of religions and legends and belief systems describe
Speaker 7: a shadowy spiritual beings or supernatural entities, such as shades
Speaker 7: of the Underworld and various other shadow creatures have been
Speaker 7: long staple of folklore and ghost stories.
Speaker 6: Okay, this, this question is gonna bother me the whole time,
Speaker 6: and you're gonna be madifasket later. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 6: ask you, if there was a white shadow person would
Speaker 6: be like the racist one.
Speaker 7: It wouldn't be a shadow. Shadow is a cast of
Speaker 7: darkness from light.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, look up the definition.
Speaker 5: Of a shadow. It's not going to come up black person. Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's carry on.
Speaker 7: The Coast to Coast, a m late night radio talk show,
Speaker 7: helped popularize the modern beliefs and shadow people art Bell,
Speaker 7: Famous Gal. The first time the topic of shadow people
Speaker 7: was discussed at length was on the show was on
Speaker 7: April twelfth, two thousand and one, when Art Belt interviewed
Speaker 7: Native American elder You want to guess his.
Speaker 6: Name, No, I need to say something very well.
Speaker 5: His name was Thunderstrikes.
Speaker 3: Legit. That's awesome.
Speaker 5: I want that name, who was also known as Harley
Speaker 5: Swift deer Regan. I'm sorry, Native names are hilarious. Man.
Speaker 7: I'm barefoot. I'm literally barefoot. I'm not wearing socks.
Speaker 3: Righter. Fuck.
Speaker 7: During the show, listeners were encouraged to submit drawings of
Speaker 7: shadow people that they had seen immediately shared on the
Speaker 7: website and through other public like fucking public.
Speaker 3: Forums and like that.
Speaker 7: Newspapers but fucking websites like a nerd sent me on
Speaker 7: the computer likes a shot a person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's those are those are not very credible,
Speaker 6: I should say.
Speaker 5: Yeah. In October that year, how do You? Hallless published
Speaker 5: her first book on the topic of shadow people and
Speaker 5: later became a regular guest on Coast to Coast, which
Speaker 5: I love. Coast to Coast. I grew up listening to it.
Speaker 3: Definitely mentioned at the time or two.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and Coast to Coast is that guy that me
Speaker 7: and Billy worked We worked with one of our supervisors
Speaker 7: when we worked at swiss La way back in the day,
Speaker 7: which Americans and other countries you don't really have the
Speaker 7: swiss La. Yeah, probably, but one of the people, he's
Speaker 7: the same guy that fucked with me and put on
Speaker 7: Wikipedia that David Ike was dead.
Speaker 5: Also listened to Coast to Coast and he kind of
Speaker 5: got me more into it. But Hallless, how do you?
Speaker 7: Hollist describe shadow people as dark silhouettes with human shapes
Speaker 7: and profiles that flicker in and out of.
Speaker 5: Peripheral vision peripheral visions, and.
Speaker 7: It claims that these people have reported these figures down
Speaker 7: to jump on their chest and choke them.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't all right now, I'm not
Speaker 3: drinking off.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I'm like you catch It's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: you're like, oh ship.
Speaker 7: She believes these figures to be negative alien beings. Maybe
Speaker 7: that can be repelled by various means, including evoking the
Speaker 7: name of Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ, leave me alone, shut a.
Speaker 3: Puss, and I'm cutting up on Jebus. Jebus, come help
Speaker 3: knock and lie.
Speaker 5: Fucking white people church, boring black people church fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, but I've been a one black person
Speaker 3: church error. Yeah.
Speaker 7: We went to church with like my in Oshawa reflects
Speaker 7: my Jamaican and like her husband, my uncle and shit
Speaker 7: like that.
Speaker 5: But and there were players, a fucking band and ship going.
Speaker 3: That's right. Well we had bands and white people church too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: youth group bands. I used to play them.
Speaker 7: I went to church so I was six, and I
Speaker 7: stopped going because they told me that I was a
Speaker 7: fucking demon spawn of the devil.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably They're probably right, and they probably nailed it.
Speaker 7: Although participants in online discussion forums devoted to the paranormal
Speaker 7: and shadow supernatural topics, not shadow supernatural topics describe them
Speaker 7: as menacing other believers, and paranormal authors do not agree
Speaker 7: whether shadow people are evil, maybe they're helpful, or they're
Speaker 7: just neutral.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I don't know what I want.
Speaker 5: I just want to just today.
Speaker 6: Here and see what you do first, however you want
Speaker 6: to play this, h's on you.
Speaker 7: But and some even speculated the shadow people may be
Speaker 7: extra dimensional inhabitants of another universe.
Speaker 5: Which is kind of cool. So they're like, fucking.
Speaker 7: That's what I'll get to what I think they are.
Speaker 3: And I don't think it's far fact no, but I.
Speaker 6: Mean, like they're all like everyone just oh, they must
Speaker 6: be this, so they must be What if they're just
Speaker 6: like literally like what if they're just.
Speaker 7: We'll get to my experience eventually, because this is all
Speaker 7: leading up. But why we're doing this specifically too is
Speaker 7: because I've had my own experiences with shadow people, so
Speaker 7: to say, just one quick one before I get into
Speaker 7: the huge one that like did change my life and
Speaker 7: the way I thought about reality and shit is that
Speaker 7: Like I remember specifically at old house, so I was
Speaker 7: living at my mom's. This this place is around by
Speaker 7: negative energy. I did a lot of stupid shit there
Speaker 7: bah lah drama in my life in that house when
Speaker 7: I was a teenager, quick, I guess. But I've definitely
Speaker 7: had one experiences where I was laying on my stomach
Speaker 7: and I had my eyes open, and I like, the
Speaker 7: only other time I've had sleep proalysis.
Speaker 3: This was on top of you, my mom. I just joke.
Speaker 5: I was like, get this strap on, so fucking I'm
Speaker 5: just joking.
Speaker 7: But I was like my stomach and I like felt
Speaker 7: my eyes open and I could move around. I'm doing
Speaker 7: the motions for Billy, and then I just couldn't, like
Speaker 7: I couldn't lift myself up. But it was scary as fuck.
Speaker 7: Are you humping the air right now? I couldn't lift
Speaker 7: myself up, Like I couldn't move my body. It was
Speaker 7: scary as fuck. But one of the scariest things I've
Speaker 7: experienced a sleep paralysis. And I've been to jail when I.
Speaker 3: Was a little bully on the thirteen year old Tom.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that didn't happen.
Speaker 6: I mean, like if they wanted to, the priest told
Speaker 6: me no.
Speaker 3: Not even you, Bud.
Speaker 7: Some paranormal investigators and authors, such as Chad Stanborough, claimed
Speaker 7: to have recorded images of shadow people.
Speaker 3: On video Stambro, even Stambo.
Speaker 7: These beings are dark, inorganic, phantom, phantom like bipedal figures.
Speaker 3: You know what bipedal means? Like an idea. I don't
Speaker 3: think I give you an exact definition. No, bipedal.
Speaker 6: I see him like, Okay, off the top of my head,
Speaker 6: I'm guessing I feel like finicky, like it could go
Speaker 6: either way.
Speaker 3: No, like I like girls and I just kidding that's funny.
Speaker 6: No, but that's what I assume it'd be, like finicky,
Speaker 6: like it could be right or wrong something.
Speaker 3: What do I mean very wrong?
Speaker 5: Bipedal means like I don't know the exact definition, but
Speaker 5: it means you're wrong.
Speaker 7: No, I don't know what its like. It means like
Speaker 7: a creature almost like a creature that can stand on
Speaker 7: two feet kind of thing like, No, I know what
Speaker 7: it is like, you know, you know, like the New
Speaker 7: Jersey Devil. We discussed that and strange monsters and shit
Speaker 7: like that. That, like creatures that are like like supposed
Speaker 7: to be. It's like a werewolf. A were wolf would
Speaker 7: be a bipedal creature.
Speaker 6: How about we just get Google's definition because now I'm curious.
Speaker 6: It's like, it's a way you mean something that can transform. Yeah,
Speaker 6: pedal kind of Yeah.
Speaker 5: We'll not even transformed, but it's like a.
Speaker 3: Creature using two legs for walking. What I just say, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it just means. It just means, so humans are bipedal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you're saying a bipedal creature kind of
Speaker 7: thing or figure, it is just like they don't see
Speaker 7: them as like.
Speaker 3: It's saying like a dog that walks on two legs, like.
Speaker 10: Legs doesn't Yeah, exactly that, you go, you go, all right,
Speaker 10: And they just look like a dark black shadow of
Speaker 10: a figure, but don't seem to quite have the full
Speaker 10: human form or facial or bodily features.
Speaker 3: They will create a little deformed.
Speaker 5: They feel very masculine, and it dress a little bit
Speaker 5: and like.
Speaker 7: Something that's beyond human and out of our scope of understanding,
Speaker 7: say things weird. Often people report them as being really tall,
Speaker 7: about seven feet in height, although they can configure and
Speaker 7: transform into different sizes and shapes. You're like starting at
Speaker 7: a shadow person, then like I gotta start circling and
Speaker 7: there's like balls and then.
Speaker 5: Starting forming into a big penis and you're like, man,
Speaker 5: what's my shadow?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I can only transform into one shape.
Speaker 6: I go from a straight line to a straight line
Speaker 6: with a with a with like a side curve around
Speaker 6: my waist, I'm down and then.
Speaker 9: Out what you have a ruler for a dick like like, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's straight out, it's it's straight, like just as long
Speaker 9: as my torso straight.
Speaker 7: Often their limbs, arms and legs, you never mind, seem
Speaker 7: quite long, and occasionally fingers are seen. When I get
Speaker 7: into mind, I definitely saw a finger's finger pop in
Speaker 7: your mama's asshole.
Speaker 3: Come home. I don't know why said come home.
Speaker 7: We miss you, you little fucking autistic bitchanks man, I
Speaker 7: don't know how to speak because I'll use my fucking
Speaker 7: glowing finger to point at Drew Barrymore. They kind of
Speaker 7: look like two dimensional, though sometimes appear a sort of
Speaker 7: three D that'd be creepy.
Speaker 3: That is literally how I walk around.
Speaker 6: I'm a character that like every once in a while
Speaker 6: you're like, oh, ship, you're not fucking buddy.
Speaker 7: A buddy from work when we posted a picture on
Speaker 7: the Strange Podcast group page when we were wearing our
Speaker 7: brand new Strange T shirts. I know that is, but whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 7: And he's like he's like, you look smashed and I
Speaker 7: was like, I was fine.
Speaker 3: I just got high. Yeah. And then he's like, uh,
Speaker 3: He's like, Billy look like.
Speaker 7: A cartoon character because it's the one more you're wearing
Speaker 7: the car.
Speaker 3: That one does look creepy. That one looks really creepy.
Speaker 5: So follow our page. You're going on the fucking website
Speaker 5: and find out what's strange.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing. Are you listening to this podcast
Speaker 3: right now? Are you not following us? Yeah, if you want,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see that. That seems like that, See like
Speaker 3: milking the cow before you buy. It doesn't doesn't.
Speaker 5: It aren't gonna send Billy to your bedroom. You think
Speaker 5: you'll think it's a shadow person until you trying to
Speaker 5: light the village, staying there to white as the day
Speaker 5: is old.
Speaker 3: Man, she don't know. You don't know. Okay, No, she
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 5: Bullshit anymore.
Speaker 3: That's going on forever. What happened? Tweets? I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I go from phase to phase, but it.
Speaker 7: Seems to be made out of some kind of dark
Speaker 7: and etherical substance. They appear as one mask that is
Speaker 7: completely black and opaque. I hate that word, but it
Speaker 7: doesn't it doesn't see No, but it doesn't. But it doesn't.
Speaker 7: It doesn't quite look solid in a way that we
Speaker 7: perceive usual physical form.
Speaker 5: They call them shadow be Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of like like just through almost. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just very faint.
Speaker 5: Like your relationship's life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no fucking ship.
Speaker 5: No life goes through the metal.
Speaker 3: They are no. I really appreciate that one right now.
Speaker 7: They are known to de materialize very quickly, so you
Speaker 7: see them and then you don't.
Speaker 3: Yep. Sounds right and even, and.
Speaker 7: They may even shape shift into other forms, such as a.
Speaker 5: Kidney cat, a dog not a doggy, a rodent.
Speaker 7: Spider like it's fucking the ending of it coming at you.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 7: Insects or other creatures are even formless shapes, shops, shot
Speaker 7: shops and mama one name, morning comes, hey mama, when
Speaker 7: they morning comes?
Speaker 3: Shot up?
Speaker 6: People shot people shot up.
Speaker 5: So I was just trying to say shadow people. It
Speaker 5: appears that people have began to see shadow people in
Speaker 5: more detail in recent times.
Speaker 3: Is it, though? Do they though?
Speaker 5: I saw one and it's scared that we'll get to
Speaker 5: that later.
Speaker 7: Perhaps because the beings are, for whatever horrifying reason, making
Speaker 7: themselves seen more and more people are beginning to see
Speaker 7: them straight on for long periods of time.
Speaker 3: You need to be touched.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what do I need to do for you to
Speaker 6: fucking like?
Speaker 3: They're just lonely man, they want some friends.
Speaker 5: I'll get to what I think they are, like they
Speaker 5: are if they are beings in an alternate dimension or
Speaker 5: they're just on the cusps of this. It's like we
Speaker 5: only we.
Speaker 3: Only see cusps.
Speaker 7: I only see ten percent of reality, like I then
Speaker 7: the visual spectrum, that is like completely true. I've mentioned
Speaker 7: that so many times in here. The ten percent of
Speaker 7: the visual spectrum, that's fucking nuts. We can't see Marise,
Speaker 7: Ultra violet, fucking Wi Fi. All these things that are
Speaker 7: still in the air are around us, but we can't
Speaker 7: see them because we only have a focal point of
Speaker 7: attention in the light barrier behind your eyes and.
Speaker 3: The brain all that ship.
Speaker 7: So it's just like how Reptuoian's I believe would be
Speaker 7: is just on like the cusp the fringe.
Speaker 3: Sometimes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the thing is because they're in an alternate dimension, yeah,
Speaker 7: in and out of our reality. Yeah, they're in and
Speaker 7: out of our reality because they're kind of just like
Speaker 7: how David Ike explains, right, like you're kind of just
Speaker 7: on the outside. But that explains like thought co on
Speaker 7: its website, which also that's what they're talking about, like
Speaker 7: people have starting to see them for long periods of
Speaker 7: time on thought Co's website, which also knows that the
Speaker 7: appearance of red eyes on shadow beings being prevalent what
Speaker 7: should be creepy. I didn't see that would should maybe
Speaker 7: shim my pounds you though I wasn't wearing anything.
Speaker 3: Pants lately.
Speaker 7: I'm I've never admitted I should my pants. You admitted
Speaker 7: you should your pants on one episode as.
Speaker 3: They fucking shit my pants on. That was not fun.
Speaker 3: You want to explain the story on the Shadow People episode?
Speaker 6: No, no, No, first person that can go back in
Speaker 6: our episodes and find the episode that I said I
Speaker 6: ship my pants.
Speaker 3: If you're giving them a free T shirt, I'll give you.
Speaker 6: I'll give you a twenty five dollars coupon to whatever
Speaker 6: restaurant you want to go.
Speaker 5: To, and you'll mail that time.
Speaker 3: I will mail it straight to you.
Speaker 6: Be the first person a message Strange Fruit Canada and
Speaker 6: tell us what episode I said I ship my pants on,
Speaker 6: and you will get a twenty five dollars coupon to restaurant.
Speaker 5: There's a specific listener that I think might do it
Speaker 5: so good.
Speaker 3: There's there's fucking three.
Speaker 6: That I can think of right now that you're gonna
Speaker 6: be like, I'm going.
Speaker 3: To find pants.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 7: The dark shadow figures that have red or even green
Speaker 7: eyes or reddish or greenish ehoe are said by some
Speaker 7: to be evil spirits. In other words, this means they're
Speaker 7: extremely evil humans who have passed and transform into this
Speaker 7: dark Is that what you're cominous form in order to
Speaker 7: continue their evil and the levolent ways. So it'd be like,
Speaker 7: you know, if Hitler Hitler and he came back as
Speaker 7: a shadow person on here is like.
Speaker 3: In the corner of the room, just like mom, je
Speaker 3: jus good thing over the world.
Speaker 6: Man, you don't know what's going to happen because they're
Speaker 6: gonna take over the yeah, damn world.
Speaker 3: They probably would have too. They're smart people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're good actors.
Speaker 3: They're smart people. Man, fuck good with money. Okay, no,
Speaker 3: you gotta talk.
Speaker 7: There are, of course, many theories about where shadow people
Speaker 7: come from and whether or not they're even real, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, like come from their dicks or nipples.
Speaker 7: Skeptics now that same shadow people could simply be chucked
Speaker 7: up to sleep paralysis could be which is straightified, straight
Speaker 7: up terrifying on its own, and I've experienced it, but
Speaker 7: I don't really give a fun how people explain it away.
Speaker 5: It's I believe what I believe, but heighten emotional states
Speaker 5: or sleep deprivation, as people have experienced these psychological and physicological.
Speaker 3: The physico logical, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give it to you. I'll say it is like, it
Speaker 3: sounds a little weird, but it kind of logical.
Speaker 11: Physicological, physicological, Okay, physiological physicologic conditions have noted a correlation,
Speaker 11: and of course there is always there.
Speaker 7: They always have an explanation that your peripheral vision is
Speaker 7: basically guaranteed to play tricks on you because it's designed
Speaker 7: to detect motions and maneuvers, not details.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, well, what if there is a breeze like
Speaker 6: right now the way you're sitting again, because I love sleaming.
Speaker 6: But Tom and his peripheral vision right now is a
Speaker 6: there's a picture hanging up on the wall. That is
Speaker 6: what he would see in his peripheral if there was
Speaker 6: a sudden like they have vent was blowing cold air
Speaker 6: on it and they moved a fucking millimeter. You would
Speaker 6: pick that up as a movement, yeah, you would, just saying, but.
Speaker 7: No, they do explain that that a lot of people
Speaker 7: have experiencing like weird shot out the side of their
Speaker 7: eye and they can't explain it. I've seen I'd like
Speaker 7: swear to funk. I've seen like people peek around a
Speaker 7: corner and I have looked, no one's been there.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've gone that far many times, Like
Speaker 5: I remember seeing that she like when I was at restaurant,
Speaker 5: I think you are you gotta open yourself up to
Speaker 5: the ether, bud.
Speaker 3: See last time I opened myself up, the priest said,
Speaker 3: don't do that, Jesus.
Speaker 7: You gotta do mushrooms man. No, I love no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 7: well you're on. I'm saying, they're like fucking crazy. Oh
Speaker 7: this movie looks actually kind of creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bunch of fucking penis tents up.
Speaker 5: Right, it's a bunch of sheets, like have you ever
Speaker 5: seen that movie?
Speaker 3: The others?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 7: My daughter, it's like, of course I am. And then
Speaker 7: she rips off the sheet and it's all lady. Oh,
Speaker 7: I've only ever seen that from scary movies. Scary Susie. No,
Speaker 7: it's Nicole Kidman and they think that their house is
Speaker 7: hon this entire time until the end.
Speaker 5: Spoiler alert, they're the fucking ghosts.
Speaker 3: Dunt, dunt, dun.
Speaker 5: It's a great movie. It's not Michael Jackson. It's an
Speaker 5: old lady.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wouldn't such. She's a girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he likes staring at buttholes, as we Dillard.
Speaker 3: If you go back in prior episodes. He's a girl,
Speaker 3: for God's sake. But then there are the paranormal theories,
Speaker 3: but Dan and.
Speaker 7: The ones that seem to resonate more with people who
Speaker 7: have actually lived through this terrifying encounters and feel strong
Speaker 7: that shadow people are more than just their imaginary friend.
Speaker 3: You know what, I wish I had one of that.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have one of those?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I never had one of those. I'm most jealous of
Speaker 3: people that didn't. But Dan, and so there's also people that.
Speaker 7: Believe, you know, that it's not just their like imagination,
Speaker 7: look at me. Hollis the same person that wrote that
Speaker 7: book about shadow people, though her research and experience apparently
Speaker 7: apparently believes that shot people are extraterrestrial.
Speaker 3: I would say extra dimensional and origin.
Speaker 5: In other words, they are aliens.
Speaker 3: And that was my point.
Speaker 5: How they're like.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe maybe shot people are the creatures in an
Speaker 7: alternate dimension, or maybe they're like reptilians.
Speaker 3: But that's what we maybe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, enough of references to other bullshit.
Speaker 3: No, that's all this show is. That's all I am
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 5: I agree, they're just a reference of everything else.
Speaker 3: I know. It's funny.
Speaker 7: Author and leading paranorma expert Rosemary Ellen Gully appears to
Speaker 7: also have Gully I've also seen an alien connection.
Speaker 3: Miss Gully.
Speaker 10: Someone Yeah, she says, I discovered that many shadow people
Speaker 10: experiences also et experiences that one miss call sounds.
Speaker 5: I'll try it again.
Speaker 7: I discover that mena shadow people experiences or maybe also
Speaker 7: etique experiences.
Speaker 3: I like the I like the more of Italian take
Speaker 3: like like.
Speaker 12: Some people, some of those people there, especially my mom ductees,
Speaker 12: which is like there's a lot of weird cases of
Speaker 12: abductees and seeing weird ship.
Speaker 7: But Golly told Psychology Today in an interview, so perhaps
Speaker 7: these beings are alien in origin, but others believe they
Speaker 7: may be ghost, demons or another other kind.
Speaker 5: Of interdimensional beings. According to Now Italia.
Speaker 2: Cuna I tell you Cuna, oh, miss Cuna, a.
Speaker 4: Psychic media shadow people are said to be conscious, intelligent,
Speaker 4: intermensional beings that can shape shift into various forms and
Speaker 4: figurations and more and move back and forth between dimensions.
Speaker 5: So they move back and forth and dimensions.
Speaker 3: And that's what I would see. It's like the well
Speaker 3: and you know, like David that I love is the thing?
Speaker 3: Is that that that that he says?
Speaker 5: Like you know, it would be like you're like, say
Speaker 5: you're tuning in not one.
Speaker 7: Five the beat, like you know, hey you got mad,
Speaker 7: But I'm saying, like tuning into radio station and you
Speaker 7: can hear another radio station frequency come in. It's the
Speaker 7: same that we live in, that same free like a frequency.
Speaker 7: We're tuned into this third dimension frequency on Earth. Right,
Speaker 7: there's also others that are coming through. So that's when
Speaker 7: you get like weird experiences or seeing ship is because
Speaker 7: these two realities are overlapping, like how a radio station
Speaker 7: would overlap and go into different frequency and you would
Speaker 7: hear another radio station like you're trying to listen.
Speaker 5: Like dance Monkey, Dance Monkey, dance Monkey, Dance Monkey, and.
Speaker 3: They hear.
Speaker 7: No, I've had that where it's like you're listening to
Speaker 7: like this pop song or some ship or like it's
Speaker 7: like techno ship or something's going on in the radio station.
Speaker 5: But then you hear like, no, not mine, but you
Speaker 5: hear you hear like like kind of this, like I've
Speaker 5: heard like some Italian singer coming like.
Speaker 6: I don't know, like the thank you Jesus for bringing Billy.
Speaker 5: Where you're not a fan of Jesus Christ on this podcast.
Speaker 3: No, I stole that from another stand up too great.
Speaker 5: Of course you did.
Speaker 3: Of course they did. I'm gonna get ye to work. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't know.
Speaker 7: Most reports on shadow people are overwhelmingly negative. Encounters with
Speaker 7: shadow people tend to be accompanied by a feeling of dread,
Speaker 7: according to many reports, But they're allegedly different types of
Speaker 7: shadow beings, and some of them are non threatening.
Speaker 3: I'd like that.
Speaker 5: I'd like to be friends with an alien, me too,
Speaker 5: But I'd be like, hey, you want to be friends with.
Speaker 6: You look better than eats and number one nuts or
Speaker 6: I like the ones from Scary Movie three.
Speaker 5: You know, in general, would you want to be friends
Speaker 5: with a gray worker?
Speaker 7: Be kind of a fucking robot Retilian overlord, Pladian, blonde hair,
Speaker 7: beautiful blue eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the one right there.
Speaker 7: I'm do you want to be some of the bhutas,
Speaker 7: which is like a weird little hairy, hairy creature. Or
Speaker 7: there's also the tall whites, which that people that like
Speaker 7: own the grays and ship right like that.
Speaker 3: No, I just want one to just to be like,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 6: The whole reason is because I'm kind of weird looking,
Speaker 6: so I need to go out in public with like
Speaker 6: another alien because when I'm beside people that kind of
Speaker 6: look like me, but.
Speaker 3: Worse, I look really good. I'm just fat.
Speaker 5: I gotta If I didn't drink so much beer, i'd
Speaker 5: be a lot of skin.
Speaker 6: Literally, Tom is too fucking green clothes away from being
Speaker 6: a len.
Speaker 3: And granting me a wish.
Speaker 5: I'll grant you a wish. I guess you're a wish.
Speaker 5: Would be great minds think of, Like, don't forget to
Speaker 5: rape from view.
Speaker 3: I said, please please, last time he said that it
Speaker 3: really hurts. I really don't want to go through that again.
Speaker 3: So I did that once.
Speaker 5: Billy had a bunch of fans raping him through posing
Speaker 5: like rape.
Speaker 3: And then they reviewed and they said it was pretty loose.
Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy myself.
Speaker 7: Other times, shadow people have been reported to attempt a
Speaker 7: physical attack during an encounter, similar to some shadows's experiences.
Speaker 7: Shadow people are sometimes discovered by a person who wakes
Speaker 7: up and finds themselves choking or the shadow person suffocating
Speaker 7: said earlier. Yeah, but I just bring it back, bring
Speaker 7: it way way back. The majority of shadow figures that
Speaker 7: people experience seem to be negative, malevolent, or parasitic.
Speaker 6: Like that's a reptili parasitic. Well, that's what reptilians are
Speaker 6: and what they like, I mean like like actually though,
Speaker 6: like oh yeah, I guess because they all they feed
Speaker 6: on the souls though, right, it's not actually feed on
Speaker 6: the energy like a par Okay, that's I assume that
Speaker 6: was souls. But it's like, okay, you're saying, I thought
Speaker 6: you meant I thought you meant literally parasitic.
Speaker 7: I mean like they suck on your they attach themselves
Speaker 7: to a host, like the royal family. Let's say, like
Speaker 7: say the Queen is actually a reptilian, right or she's
Speaker 7: part of the thirteen Alumni blood lines and all that ship.
Speaker 7: So it's the point there is that is definitely gonna
Speaker 7: be an episode of the thirteen Alumni Blood Families and
Speaker 7: the blood Lines.
Speaker 5: But I hope, I'm on You're definitely not.
Speaker 7: But it's all it is, like they try to say,
Speaker 7: I don't think that's where it is. They try to stay,
Speaker 7: it's relate to the what Jesus blood was. But if
Speaker 7: Jesus was anyone who's based on horse, which is a
Speaker 7: Gyptian god. So not none of that crap. But it's
Speaker 7: the fact that, like they say, but it's the thing
Speaker 7: is like they're like puppets, right, That's why they parasitic
Speaker 7: is like they will these people are puppets. In the Bloodlines.
Speaker 7: When you mentioned the Reptilian episodes, go back. It's actually
Speaker 7: one of my most downloaded episodes, even though Justin.
Speaker 6: Was I guess, yeah, I guess means that I also
Speaker 6: just look the physical like the parasitic was like eating fleshes.
Speaker 7: No, No, they're just like they attach themselves and they
Speaker 7: need a host. So it's like say Obama's on stage,
Speaker 7: like Obama.
Speaker 13: And stop, stop, I will give you the ben you've
Speaker 13: ever had and I will bring the world in order
Speaker 13: like a Martin Luther King even though I'm possessed by
Speaker 13: rip you said.
Speaker 3: Martin Luther King, because that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Your accent was much more like like that sounds like
Speaker 3: Luther King.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what Obama sounds like. I'm Obama.
Speaker 3: I'm Obama.
Speaker 5: Smoke wheat in college, and I'm not ashamed.
Speaker 3: To say it.
Speaker 7: There was a time and then, but they see mean
Speaker 7: some of them possibly demonic creatures or evil spirits or
Speaker 7: enemies at least.
Speaker 5: But you find a flash of a moment and you
Speaker 5: maybe you may feel a sense of being watched or observed.
Speaker 5: Some people report that the beings felt neutral and not harmful.
Speaker 5: He didn't touch my buttle.
Speaker 3: You didn't, but like it was really exposed to at
Speaker 3: a full fledged like it was open. I was spreading
Speaker 3: my cheeks.
Speaker 5: I wanted him to Bailly sleeps like the kid from
Speaker 5: Toy Story that sleeps with his ass up in the air.
Speaker 3: But I also got my hands spreading. I'm just waiting.
Speaker 3: Do you like all my references today? Got a lot
Speaker 3: of We got lots. I've had a couple too, but
Speaker 3: they've gone over your head. I don't remember my big
Speaker 3: dickhead and then has been a big one.
Speaker 5: Oh, the fucking stupid movie. Fucking dude, where's my core?
Speaker 3: It's a good movie.
Speaker 5: Retarded Tom has no bubble bubble, Bubble bubble, what's the
Speaker 5: fucking bubble ship? The what the bubble? The bubble Bunch
Speaker 5: and the bubble Bunch when.
Speaker 3: They like it? I don't know that. That's what dude
Speaker 3: wears my car, the bubble Bunch Sultan.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, the bubble Bunch. Chelsea loves that ship. Okay,
Speaker 7: my girlfriend, but she loves.
Speaker 3: Okay. Wow, I fucking forgot. It's been a long time.
Speaker 3: That's in the movie.
Speaker 5: I love Bubble Boy.
Speaker 7: You know, Zach alfan Akuz is on that movie fucking
Speaker 7: a fucking two second boy, and he's like skinny and
Speaker 7: shit before he ever was famous.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, Is that where my
Speaker 3: life's going? Am I gonna be fat one day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I really, I'll be skinny. I really, Tom, Okay, Chill.
Speaker 7: I used to be skinny as fuck. Hey, go back
Speaker 7: in my Tomcat hip hop Instagram. You'll find some skinny
Speaker 7: sex pictures.
Speaker 3: This boy that was photoshop was free. Uh no, it's
Speaker 3: a photoshop good Did you know photoshop costs money? Now?
Speaker 5: It always has no.
Speaker 3: You always used to be free, man.
Speaker 6: I used Acorn back when I'm back, when I'm back
Speaker 6: in the day when I downloaded, it was always free.
Speaker 3: Now you gotta pay like a yearly premium line.
Speaker 7: I pay for Acorn while all designs are done by
Speaker 7: Acorn until I get my graphic design degree.
Speaker 3: But in twenty sixty two, I will be dead by then.
Speaker 3: Oh I shouldn't be. I fucking hope not twenty sixty two,
Speaker 3: forty two years from now.
Speaker 5: Am I'm I'm twenty eight yep, so I'll be dead.
Speaker 3: You fucking shouldn't be.
Speaker 5: I will be so you your fucking heart will give
Speaker 5: out on your.
Speaker 3: Seventy years old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Ouiji board said I was gonna die at
Speaker 5: eighty nine, but that was nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Fuck, that's a long time for dude.
Speaker 7: And that's when I was in grade seven, so subtracted
Speaker 7: all the drugs and the smoking I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what's that every cigarette takes off? How
Speaker 3: much you're eleven minutes?
Speaker 7: They say, I thought about this the other day, and
Speaker 7: I was like, really eleven minutes, So oh my, I'd
Speaker 7: be like I should have died like five years ago.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 7: They might also so okay, I don't know what the
Speaker 7: fun There might also be only so much that they
Speaker 7: can do, and it's possible that some oh, that possible
Speaker 7: that some are relatively benevolent and or even work with
Speaker 7: to serve as a kind of guardian or warning system.
Speaker 3: Well that's the whole idea, isn't it. Warning shut a person.
Speaker 5: Warning you're gonna die, suit bitch, you will die in
Speaker 5: seven days.
Speaker 6: Anyways, though, isn't that the whole idea of the shadow
Speaker 6: people is flipping from from reality to reality or sorry,
Speaker 6: what's what's the word?
Speaker 3: The consciousness to what's that word? I'm looking for? You know,
Speaker 3: the levels? Oh, what's the word?
Speaker 6: Yeah, switching from the dimension of the dimension, and if
Speaker 6: you are in a certain dimension you can't partake in
Speaker 6: another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's maybe the whole
Speaker 6: kind of idea.
Speaker 7: Well, it's like, you know, it's like if you ever
Speaker 7: watch Futuramo, there as an episode they go the two
Speaker 7: D reality and they step doing each other and then
Speaker 7: the guys like three D.
Speaker 3: I can't picture that. It's like the same way.
Speaker 7: Where we can't picture what four D would look like,
Speaker 7: what would be in al mighty experiential experience which we
Speaker 7: are moving to. When you die, you'll either read incarnate
Speaker 7: back on this planet or maybe some other.
Speaker 3: You always love that idea. I always wanted to recurd.
Speaker 3: We definitely have an idea. Yeah, I wish that was
Speaker 3: an idea.
Speaker 5: Have an afterlife episode, because here it is another one.
Speaker 3: The sheet. Is it gonna be Michael Jackson under that sheet?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: This old lady's like, no, no, dead burnt person. Okay,
Speaker 6: we're done. We're done watching that. That person is very burnt.
Speaker 7: I'm just lighting up a dub Ski of some Uh
Speaker 7: it's a sativa or a hybrid. I can't remember whatever
Speaker 7: Buddy gave me, but I know Billy what spoke this.
Speaker 5: It's all for me.
Speaker 6: I want one give No, you fall asleep, I want
Speaker 6: a puff. I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 5: Give me a If you fall asleep before a freestyle. Later,
Speaker 5: I'll fucking bitcher. Children you don't even know whatever you
Speaker 5: have them.
Speaker 7: If you do have them, it is at very worst
Speaker 7: one might encounter being that is extremely evil and predatory
Speaker 7: and out to take a people, the people's spirits or
Speaker 7: ultimately their lives.
Speaker 5: But I would not focus on that.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, don't you worry about that.
Speaker 7: You can empower and learn how to you can empower
Speaker 7: yourselves and learn how to protect yourselves and deal with
Speaker 7: these situations, which is like, if you're really in this
Speaker 7: spiritual ship, there is.
Speaker 3: I do believe.
Speaker 7: Intension is a huge thing, and if you have the
Speaker 7: intent to block something out of your existence that you can,
Speaker 7: you know, you know there is.
Speaker 3: I do believe in some sign.
Speaker 7: And that's what magic is is using your mind's power
Speaker 7: and the fact that if we do bring things towards us.
Speaker 3: That is not what magic is. Magic is the manipulation
Speaker 3: of your mind. I know, I'm a Jedi man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there are shot people that are seen outside
Speaker 5: and outdoors, which would be creepy.
Speaker 3: I agree. I don't know. I don't know what I.
Speaker 5: Agreed with, but I don't know I would agree. I
Speaker 5: don't know if I would rather.
Speaker 7: See it in my own house, which is like which
Speaker 7: I experienced them would scare me because it was like, okay,
Speaker 7: so like I can't like that things can come into my.
Speaker 3: Own realm on my own being me too.
Speaker 7: So then like I'm on the forest and me and
Speaker 7: you're a camping and we're like fucking each other in
Speaker 7: the butt.
Speaker 3: Or something. I'm joking, when are we going to tell
Speaker 3: people who are married? What are you going to? Are
Speaker 3: you going to leave your wife sick of this ship?
Speaker 7: I don't have a wife yet, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 7: go for you any more, peanuts. But like that, you
Speaker 7: know we're sitting in the forest. We're camping, which I
Speaker 7: would love to do. I've been camping a while. I
Speaker 7: want to get hammered recorded, podcasting, record something. And who
Speaker 7: wants to see a sex tape?
Speaker 5: None of that ship?
Speaker 3: What a weird looking thing that do that? Break the
Speaker 3: end night? I've never seen a le aliens.
Speaker 7: It would be like it would be like on myself too,
Speaker 7: I know, so having to see shows like I would
Speaker 7: rather definitely do it outdoors and see that because it's creepy.
Speaker 5: But like I kind of like that. Like why I
Speaker 5: gotten horror movies and all the.
Speaker 7: Things I did when I was a kid is I
Speaker 7: liked being scared, but as scared where I am controlling it,
Speaker 7: not scared.
Speaker 3: Where somebody else is coming out. Okay I'm gonna die.
Speaker 7: But like, and I've also like to had a fascination
Speaker 7: that since I was a kid, Like when my buddies
Speaker 7: would scare each other, or we'd watch horror movies.
Speaker 3: It would really all I do to people.
Speaker 7: You know, what's the point of like just having that
Speaker 7: fear without consequence. So it's like, Okay, I'm gonna do
Speaker 7: acid and then go that's a consequence, and then go
Speaker 7: go into the roof of the Empire state building, like
Speaker 7: that's a consequence. You're doing something that beat your fear
Speaker 7: or like wanted being scared, but you're also gonna kill yourself,
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I kind of I'm trying to how.
Speaker 3: Do you know if this is non consequential?
Speaker 6: How when you as you actually you just personally, how
Speaker 6: the fuck do you not see what you're doing non consequential?
Speaker 5: Because if I'm watching a horror movie, I'm not gonna die.
Speaker 3: Who knows if I'm playing.
Speaker 6: With your own logic, Tom's like, whatever you see and
Speaker 6: whatever you think about, it's real. So Buddy turns his
Speaker 6: own mind, gets scared by himself with this shadow person
Speaker 6: choking him, and then it fucking does and it fucking
Speaker 6: kills him.
Speaker 3: A little bit of a conpet no, And.
Speaker 7: It's the fact that like I like playing Ouigi board
Speaker 7: and getting into the dark side of ship, and yeah,
Speaker 7: I could have fucked me, but also.
Speaker 3: It could have been my own brain. But the thing is,
Speaker 3: even when there seems like there's a contant back.
Speaker 7: To the board episode, I barely remember recording it, but
Speaker 7: go back to that because I do talk about.
Speaker 3: More into did we know it's me and Justin? It
Speaker 3: wasn't before you were on this man, before we connected
Speaker 3: back in the dark day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, back in the dark days, me saying everything justice
Speaker 5: they don't even know that would be scary, Bro, I
Speaker 5: love it, I.
Speaker 7: Love you, Justin, But it's like, I don't know that
Speaker 7: should just always trip me the fun out. And I
Speaker 7: was like, even, let's think about that, like I like
Speaker 7: being able to do that, get scared.
Speaker 6: Without don't say that again, because that is not like
Speaker 6: you're literally playing with the Wigi board. Literally the thing
Speaker 6: that's told it has the most consequences out of anything.
Speaker 3: Why people don't.
Speaker 5: Ever affected me unless I'm just because something.
Speaker 3: It's like the ghost comes out and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's already.
Speaker 5: It's got nine spirits attached to me that some were
Speaker 5: good and some were bad.
Speaker 3: That's called schizophrenia.
Speaker 7: No, Also I was that's I'm glad you brought that
Speaker 7: up because I was thinking about this because that I
Speaker 7: grew up with a kid that was schizophrenic that taught
Speaker 7: me how to make a Wiji board a piece of
Speaker 7: paper and a shock class marker.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, yeah, he knew how to do that.
Speaker 7: And I know where I met him and the states
Speaker 7: no listeners will know, but I met him in the
Speaker 7: Saint Leonards Society, which.
Speaker 5: Which my parents made.
Speaker 3: Me go to, which is it's pretty probably for the best. Yeah,
Speaker 3: google what that is. I'm just gonna leave it. But
Speaker 3: it's spend most teenage years I did, kind of, but
Speaker 3: it's like a child therapy kind of came. Yeah, sure
Speaker 3: that's what they tell you it is.
Speaker 5: But yeah, and now that it's funny, that's not what
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 3: Child No, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's for it has I'm not gonna I'm gonna murder you.
Speaker 3: Smarter than the world, bro. How many books do.
Speaker 5: You read a week?
Speaker 3: Read quite a few of those. But I.
Speaker 7: Gotta mention this though, because like that, you know, like
Speaker 7: it was just it was like meant for like kids
Speaker 7: that were angry or had fucking fights with their parents
Speaker 7: or all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 7: I no, no, no, but that that I met this
Speaker 7: kid there and I was like, I don't know, fucking
Speaker 7: like I was fourteen, he was like sixteen.
Speaker 3: Or seventeen at the time.
Speaker 7: And then we started chilling out and he would show
Speaker 7: to make wigi boys and stuff, and then he told
Speaker 7: me it was schizophrenic and that he would like see
Speaker 7: shit and when he'd walk past churches he would hear
Speaker 7: screaming that's fucking terrible. And uh, he thought that a
Speaker 7: ghost or a shadow person was choking him and we'd
Speaker 7: wake up feeling like he was choked every night. And now,
Speaker 7: like I mentioned on the Ouiji Board episode, but now
Speaker 7: that we're talking on the shadow people like either yeah,
Speaker 7: he's probably schizphrenic or good chance no, but the fact
Speaker 7: that they would be weird, like because I after I
Speaker 7: knew him, I said that maybe, like schizophrenia is just
Speaker 7: a disorder where your brain or maybe consciousness disconnects from
Speaker 7: something and you end up seeing shit that people normally
Speaker 7: can't see. And as a kid, I thought that, and
Speaker 7: I thought the way I do about dreams, how dreams
Speaker 7: or maybe your spirit leaving your body. If thought that
Speaker 7: for a long time.
Speaker 6: That maybe I've always liked the kind of elucid dream
Speaker 6: and in fact they're the same thing.
Speaker 7: Maybe like he was just seeing ship that I couldn't
Speaker 7: see because he was. He would tell me when you
Speaker 7: hear heard things, and we walked by churches in Paris, Ontario,
Speaker 7: all that ship.
Speaker 6: Like it's a flip though it's it's Yeah, that would
Speaker 6: be fucking crazy if it is. But maybe that dude's
Speaker 6: actually just fucking creepy. Probably stop putting your beer down
Speaker 6: on that table.
Speaker 3: What is on that table?
Speaker 6: They Does it have a fucking amplifier? Is that a
Speaker 6: bass drum? No, it's just gonna listen you put something
Speaker 6: down on the table.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Okay, we're not doing this.
Speaker 5: Let's get back into shadow people. Oh I like this one.
Speaker 7: So well, let's get through the So we're gonna talk.
Speaker 7: We're actually right now about like different shadow people. That's
Speaker 7: what we touch upon the forest thing. So these ones
Speaker 7: that hang around trees are said to be shadow stalkers.
Speaker 3: Some say, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: What are they trench girls? Yeah? Shadow dick, give me
Speaker 5: a little girl. Okay, I see, I didn't picture them
Speaker 5: as that. He said that shadow stalkers. It was like
Speaker 5: a looking around me, like are you off to Grandma's
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 3: Some say that.
Speaker 7: Some say that they are protective spirits that guard nature
Speaker 7: and protect elementals.
Speaker 3: You know what, mental, but it's got some elements loser.
Speaker 5: Elementals are like.
Speaker 6: You know what, elementals spiritual? How many times have you
Speaker 6: said that? How many times have we talked about elementals.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go ahead and yeah, that's a couple. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna say, like nine, I forgot about you when you went, yeah,
Speaker 6: you're like, holy funk, I forgot how many times I
Speaker 6: said the same thing to him?
Speaker 3: A thousand times?
Speaker 6: They to the listeners, give your give your fucking explanation, though,
Speaker 6: describe because I can explain what it is, but you
Speaker 6: can probably do it better.
Speaker 3: Explain elementals. Well, it would be it's like elementals.
Speaker 7: There's two different Either the spiritual beings that have coronation
Speaker 7: with Earth or whatever right.
Speaker 3: You're making reword that they have.
Speaker 5: They're like people that are like kind of entwined with Earth.
Speaker 3: That's better, you know what I mean? And then or
Speaker 3: there's the thing that they're.
Speaker 7: Elemental spirits, which they're literally like fire spirit, water spirit, earth.
Speaker 3: Spirit, air spirit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, so it's like the Avatar, which I
Speaker 5: remember like let's do a podcast, and that movie was
Speaker 5: hate on so much on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Avatar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the show is supposed to be really good
Speaker 5: in the Avatar.
Speaker 7: Oh, it was Kevin Smith and his buddy talking about
Speaker 7: it and they were like saying, how like, but I
Speaker 7: liked the movie, like because I was like, man, I want.
Speaker 3: To be a spiritual It was you know what Avatar was,
Speaker 3: Dragon ball z times too. That is what Avatar was
Speaker 3: to not Avatar. Man, No, that's what I saw Avatar as.
Speaker 5: No Avatar the Last Airbender.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: Not Avatar by James because that has a number two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I liked it.
Speaker 5: So it's like, I'm the fucking I'm the I'm an
Speaker 5: air fucking Avatar.
Speaker 3: All you want to torn, you know, thrown at your
Speaker 3: bam you know, bam, fuck I can bam you all day,
Speaker 3: bam bam. Tom stop looking at me with those fucking
Speaker 3: me eyes. Okay.
Speaker 7: They appear as shadow beings the forest, ones that are
Speaker 7: possibly not actual harmful. One of their quarks are of
Speaker 7: the such of the shadow people.
Speaker 3: Why don't you like the word quarksk This just sounds man.
Speaker 5: You're a quirky guy.
Speaker 3: Quirky. Sometimes they don't know.
Speaker 7: Some they mimic people they see, so you know, guys
Speaker 7: like jerking off in his tent and then the shadow
Speaker 7: and you look out your tent and there's a guy
Speaker 7: jerking off in the forest.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 7: When the person moves, they move to when the person stops,
Speaker 7: they stop, and so forth. Like we just fucking said,
Speaker 7: there are various kinds of shadow beings, and one of
Speaker 7: those is one which they come to.
Speaker 5: Call as the hat man. I've heard a lot about
Speaker 5: the hat especially on Coast to Coast.
Speaker 3: A hat man. I haven't heard that guy.
Speaker 5: He is just like the classic shadow figure, but is
Speaker 5: also different in appearance and energy vibe.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 7: This one wears what appears to be a cape or
Speaker 7: a trench coat and a hat which the range from
Speaker 7: top hat to fedora or a cowboy cat.
Speaker 5: And it's weird that he's like, yeah, yeah, there's gonna.
Speaker 7: Be one no, because he's he's either a top hat,
Speaker 7: which that's what I've heard about, is this luminous figure
Speaker 7: that has this big ass top hat.
Speaker 3: I wear if I was born in the city, a
Speaker 3: fucking door.
Speaker 5: What would you Why would you see a motherfucker wearing
Speaker 5: a door?
Speaker 3: The times, and unless that he is a.
Speaker 7: Shadow figure an impression of a person, maybe even that
Speaker 7: is from a different reality. Because we've talked about this
Speaker 7: before where when it comes to ghosts, there is also
Speaker 7: residual energy, which is like say there's a battlefield and
Speaker 7: there's shit blown off all the time and people are dying.
Speaker 5: That like that vibration of energy cements on that place.
Speaker 7: So that's why there is a lot of Indian burial
Speaker 7: ground bullshit where people get their house haunted him because
Speaker 7: they built on top of Indian bone native bones. Sorry,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm just in the moment. Yeah, but like
Speaker 7: native bones and all that stuff and why they get that,
Speaker 7: and like why that happens, because it's like other coming back.
Speaker 7: But there's a lot of weird things to do with
Speaker 7: that in general. But it's just weird that he wears
Speaker 7: a fadoro or a cowboy hat, like imagine seeing like
Speaker 7: a cowboy, like a shadow figure, and.
Speaker 3: He's like an attack off partner.
Speaker 5: And he's like doing the guns, you know.
Speaker 7: But it is weird because my Jamaican my aunt that
Speaker 7: was from jamas and stuff when she was in Jamaica,
Speaker 7: and she wore me against wigi boards and told me
Speaker 7: not to play him by myselfs and I did, she
Speaker 7: told me, but she talked about like talking to this
Speaker 7: guy in the Ouiji board that was a cowboy, which
Speaker 7: I think is really weird, and she always told me,
Speaker 7: I remember his name, and it's just like weird. Reminds
Speaker 7: me of The Exorcist, Like maybe it's the movie that
Speaker 7: influenced her, because she show on Jamaica. But in the
Speaker 7: Exorcist she talks to cowboy Howdy or whatever the fuck
Speaker 7: his name is, and that ends up being Biel's a
Speaker 7: bubb or one of the demons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, buzzle Bob. You know what I know,
Speaker 3: buzz bub No, beelzebub.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, of course you would.
Speaker 3: Jack Black's the man man.
Speaker 7: One can only speculate that this is given a sense
Speaker 7: of mister even intimidation because he is dark and intimidating entity,
Speaker 7: or that he has picked a fashion from an era
Speaker 7: and stuck with it, which you know, so beating chocolate, bitch.
Speaker 5: These chocolates look like so they're kind of tasty, though.
Speaker 5: He's got those seashell fucking chocolates. When I saw them,
Speaker 5: I was like, man, I know exactly what those are.
Speaker 3: They're tasty.
Speaker 5: They yeah, and he could be. It could be a
Speaker 5: form of mind control manipulation, working on our subconscious minds
Speaker 5: in some way, which would be weird, and it'd be
Speaker 5: maybe kind of like the Men in Black where we'll
Speaker 5: get into them. I think you have no idea how
Speaker 5: deep the Men in Black shit goes?
Speaker 3: Well, if they made a movie out of it.
Speaker 5: No, but they're like not nice, like they're not nice people.
Speaker 3: No, the movie says they're not nice people either.
Speaker 5: Well, no, Will Smith, he doesn't kill the alien or
Speaker 5: he kills he shoots the little girl but doesn't shoot
Speaker 5: the alien.
Speaker 3: You know, well, he's brothers with the alien. Can't be Yeah,
Speaker 3: because he's.
Speaker 5: A fucking reptilian.
Speaker 7: Perhaps we associate the hat as a part of a
Speaker 7: universal symbol or archetype that conveys a sense of stature
Speaker 7: or status, influence, power and control. Maybe it establishes a
Speaker 7: stark sense of presence and it's something you cannot forget.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you wouldn't if you hat man.
Speaker 7: The hat could be a form of disguise to cover
Speaker 7: up an unusual shaped head.
Speaker 3: Oh, should I start wearing hats? Maybe top hat I
Speaker 3: could do?
Speaker 5: If you do a fedora to look more like a
Speaker 5: twink going to a gay club.
Speaker 3: But isn't that what we're planning on doing.
Speaker 5: Or the cape could also cover up a disguise, disguise
Speaker 5: his body if it could be aliens unusual or a
Speaker 5: non human in appearance. So what if it is some
Speaker 5: like gray, weird fucking alien and he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: would this cape.
Speaker 3: But no one noticed my wings and they don't know.
Speaker 7: The common belief out there in the paranormal community is
Speaker 7: that the hat man is an intelligent consciousness from another
Speaker 7: dimension or time space reality possible the future, and probably
Speaker 7: an alien species, possibly known as the grays Billy's.
Speaker 6: Because no, we're not doing that anymore. That that topics
Speaker 6: on strict hiatus. For me, I've never been some mind
Speaker 6: fucked in my life.
Speaker 7: A common reaction that people experience in these encounters is
Speaker 7: that they become absolutely frozen and shocked.
Speaker 5: In a state of fear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 6: What's that word called paralysis? No, but not when you're awake. No,
Speaker 6: what's the word you said? It's a state of fear
Speaker 6: and you you freeze? What's that called like if you
Speaker 6: see something scary like it's dear in a headlights, you're awake, You're.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shocked and maybe just shocked. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: feel like there's another word for it that I'm missing.
Speaker 3: I can't think of it. Scared shitless. Sure, Sure, that's
Speaker 3: that's the word.
Speaker 7: I guess they feel like they're momentarily paralyzed or cannot move,
Speaker 7: which I felt myself. They have a sense that these
Speaker 7: entities are triggering immense states of terra terra and feeling
Speaker 7: off their energy.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we.
Speaker 5: Made that a thing.
Speaker 7: Now, I'm not gonna say terror anymore, say terra, Where
Speaker 7: did that come from? Come from an episode? What episode
Speaker 7: was that?
Speaker 3: No? No, that's stile.
Speaker 5: That was my own ship.
Speaker 3: It's not I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't fucking other than mentioning movies, I do not
Speaker 5: take any of my humor from anything but massive. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's true.
Speaker 7: Other reports, other reports that these andes jump on top
Speaker 7: of them in bed and try to press on their
Speaker 7: chests or choke them while they're sleeping. You mentioned this,
Speaker 7: but that's a big part of it, is that they
Speaker 7: feel like they're being They they can come into your dreams,
Speaker 7: they can come in your dreams. They can come into
Speaker 7: your dreams. Or try to break you down during the
Speaker 7: night hours by taunting you and pulling your energy down,
Speaker 7: which that's exactly how I felt, Which is all this is.
Speaker 3: Connecting to out that into depression and drug abuse.
Speaker 5: But the time I wasn't a fucking I was nineteen
Speaker 5: when I had my experience as I came back from Cuba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna still say depression.
Speaker 5: I wasn't depressed. I was fine, Ladies, I was like.
Speaker 6: The Ladies of Penises, Tom or not, ladies, I'm not
Speaker 6: any Murphy. Okay, don't you dare rip on it?
Speaker 3: Uh, there is a there.
Speaker 7: This is their way of infiltrating you, infiltrating you, penetrating
Speaker 7: you so that you can become physically, mentally, emotionally and
Speaker 7: spiritually affected, and the way that they can get into
Speaker 7: your energy field more easily. A lot of this is
Speaker 7: starting to make No, but it's not drugs Because I said.
Speaker 3: That drugs do they allow that energy field? Is? Am?
Speaker 3: I not correct? Tom? They allowed them to enter that
Speaker 3: energy field? I would definitely three drugs. Three you had
Speaker 3: a full fledged episode on this where you've fucking screamed
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 7: Drugs like I guess, like coke and like ecstasy. Now
Speaker 7: I wanna say mushrooms are too much acid, but I
Speaker 7: could do the same thing that. I believe that entities
Speaker 7: would be able to infiltrate your subconsciousness more than they
Speaker 7: usually could, even on alcohol, like back in the day.
Speaker 5: I know I've mentioned this before, but like that they
Speaker 5: call alcohol spirits because they used to drink fucking alcohol
Speaker 5: and see spirits or they thought right, So who fucking knows.
Speaker 5: All right, now I get into my fucking story. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go try.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna tell him complete detail about I can.
Speaker 7: This is how I experienced shadow people, and I've been
Speaker 7: showing this out for a long time.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to give him this. I hate him,
Speaker 3: I hate his guts, but I'll give him this.
Speaker 6: Is like I've heard this story for because because like
Speaker 6: I just don't like making friends with leprens. But his face,
Speaker 6: he stopped. I will give him this though. As much
Speaker 6: as I've heard this story for fuck how long?
Speaker 3: Eight eight years? Ish?
Speaker 6: Now, I only told you maybe once or yeah, once,
Speaker 6: so I can tell you this story you can tell.
Speaker 6: I will give him One thing is.
Speaker 3: His story is consistent, which is nice.
Speaker 6: It's the same story except for one part that I
Speaker 6: believe him telling me earlier a few years back.
Speaker 3: But like if you tell any story for that long,
Speaker 3: it gets no I.
Speaker 7: Remember it, And my girlfriend said the same thing, and
Speaker 7: I was like, no, I remember it. Forbade him what happened.
Speaker 7: So I'm just gonna tell kind of the glimpse.
Speaker 5: Into what happened.
Speaker 3: Have we not told this THEO?
Speaker 5: I mentioned it for this, but I never actually did it.
Speaker 3: All right, what's your story? Tom? So?
Speaker 7: When I was nineteen years old, I went to Cuba
Speaker 7: and I went with my cousin and his cousin which
Speaker 7: is my buddy actually Mike V listening to this ship
Speaker 7: and my cousin Sebastian, which Satan definitely wants to.
Speaker 3: Get on one of these episodes.
Speaker 5: But so we went to Cuba. I went with my family,
Speaker 5: my dad. My dad paid for it for somebody ever
Speaker 5: being out of the country. You know. We had a
Speaker 5: grand old time and met like I rapped with people.
Speaker 5: We sat with a speaker in my backpack the whole time,
Speaker 5: and we're just like going.
Speaker 3: Along with the vibe and.
Speaker 7: Sitting on the side of Cuba with a speaker in
Speaker 7: a bag and one of those backsmall bags. As we're
Speaker 7: sitting there and there's people getting annoyed. One dude was like,
Speaker 7: this is not just your vacation. While I'm walking around
Speaker 7: blairing like a mortal technique and ship and I'm like.
Speaker 3: No, you don't know it is. You don't even know.
Speaker 7: We'rerapping, finding all this shit and just of it is.
Speaker 7: We're having a good time. And on one of the
Speaker 7: last nights, we're getting drunk. We're like, we're at the bar.
Speaker 7: It's like the best time. These Canadians just showed up
Speaker 7: where Canadians and these Canadians for a wedding just showed up.
Speaker 7: So like everyone's kind of like going, get I'm hanging
Speaker 7: with these people from Chili, which is Argentina, right, which
Speaker 7: Hitler went to to fucking fake his death that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he definitely did that stuff. But they were super chill.
Speaker 7: I was like freestyling and rapping with them all week.
Speaker 7: One guy wrapped in Spanish to me and ship, which
Speaker 7: is pretty cool Spanish. Yeah, and he put on a
Speaker 7: freestyling I don't know what the fuck he said, but
Speaker 7: it's not decent, like his flow was on.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck he said, right, out,
Speaker 5: but I had like it was cool because I had
Speaker 5: people circle us at one.
Speaker 7: Point, maybe about like twenty people, and then I was
Speaker 7: just freestyling and the Mike was like wasted. My buddy,
Speaker 7: my cousin's cousin, my buddy, mikey V was drunk all
Speaker 7: the entire time. For once, I was not the drunkest person.
Speaker 5: That's fucking and he was sitting there like schoolball, my coolball, coolba.
Speaker 7: Like the thing is what is crazy how much he
Speaker 7: was drunk, was the fact that he was drunk almost
Speaker 7: twenty four to seven, and he developed a Spanish accent
Speaker 7: where he didn't stop talking like he was Spanish.
Speaker 3: Or Cuban, and he was like, oh, give me a shot.
Speaker 7: Thought of like I couldn't even do it because he
Speaker 7: like literally but the worst accent you can imagine. But
Speaker 7: the entire almost into like the second third day, every
Speaker 7: time he was drunk, he would speak like he had
Speaker 7: a Spanish accent, but a very terrible white one. So
Speaker 7: he was the worst of the worst one. The last night,
Speaker 7: we're all sitting there, we're drink around a fun time.
Speaker 7: What has happened so a Russian guys that have been
Speaker 7: fucking around with us the whole time. This is building
Speaker 7: up to what happens to me kind of thing, I guess,
Speaker 7: and the rubin ar like I'm wearing a bandana and
Speaker 7: being like crazy like I am, and wearing a jedis
Speaker 7: t shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was young.
Speaker 7: I could if I could find the photos. I was young, skinny,
Speaker 7: good looking, like I wasn't fucking chubby, you know, I'm
Speaker 7: telling and like these guys keep rubbing on my forehead
Speaker 7: and like crazy Canadians and shit, and they're kind of
Speaker 7: creeping us sound. And then I guess in the last night, Mike,
Speaker 7: this is the funny ship though Mike. Every day he
Speaker 7: would have a different color outfit.
Speaker 3: So he would live legitimately.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you, a blue hat with a blue tank
Speaker 7: top with blue basketball shorts. Then he had a red
Speaker 7: hat with red tank top with yellow red basketball shorts.
Speaker 7: Then he had I remember the one day he came out,
Speaker 7: I was like, what the fuck? Yellow hat, like a
Speaker 7: fucking brimge like hat, yellow tank top, yellow basketball shorts.
Speaker 5: Every single day he dressed in another color to the
Speaker 5: teas so on I'm relax to the teeth, I don't care.
Speaker 3: But he was wearing the blue.
Speaker 7: Outfit of the last night. And then one of the
Speaker 7: Russian dudes came up behind him and said, you're not
Speaker 7: that good looking, but you have great balls.
Speaker 5: And Mike's a ginger kid. I love Mike like he's
Speaker 5: a he's a ginger kid.
Speaker 3: He's a if.
Speaker 7: He's if I'm a leprechaun, he's the tall leprechaun, like
Speaker 7: he's tall. But uh, and they this guy grabbed his
Speaker 7: fucking balls and then reefed on them. Okay, and then
Speaker 7: so everybody's drunk, raw freaking out. Me and my cousin
Speaker 7: started like fucking screaming and getting angry because he's like
Speaker 7: the mother.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, I hear your buddy's on the ground.
Speaker 5: So I turned around and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 5: Mike's on the ground, like grabbing his balls.
Speaker 3: We don't know, what the hell?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then so shot this whole fight with the
Speaker 7: fact that like, uh, these Canadians that just got there,
Speaker 7: was like, get these motherfuckers out. And then this big
Speaker 7: black motherfucker that was our uh Secure, like the security
Speaker 7: we always call him because I think it's a bench's
Speaker 7: like scure a dog, so we kept calling Secure dogs.
Speaker 3: It was on his shirt right, but he would dance
Speaker 3: with this.
Speaker 7: He couldn't speak a lacky of English, really, but he
Speaker 7: would dance with us when we were like in the
Speaker 7: bar and stuff like that, or at the club that
Speaker 7: they had on the resort, and he was super.
Speaker 5: Chill and he's like no, no, no, kind of trying
Speaker 5: to say like they're fine.
Speaker 7: Like I like choked with them the entire week, And
Speaker 7: because I used pictures, I had pictures of us like
Speaker 7: posing with him, and she was a big ass dude,
Speaker 7: and so they're like trying to kick us out at
Speaker 7: the same time we're on fighting and then this white dude,
Speaker 7: I'm drunk as fuck, like that's Canadian, comes up and
Speaker 7: be like, no, do calm down. I have a strawberry
Speaker 7: fucking dakerie. I throw it at him and I soak
Speaker 7: him and I smashed my glass on the ground. I
Speaker 7: was like pissed because it waste is fucking like my
Speaker 7: buddy's got his balls grabbed.
Speaker 5: And the end of night, I feel like I'm at
Speaker 5: a low vibration.
Speaker 7: So I'm at like I'm in Cuba and I'm at
Speaker 7: the balcony and having a smoke because I bought these
Speaker 7: like disgusting like spokes that were like actually, like it's
Speaker 7: supposed to be American, but they're just grow yea.
Speaker 3: They were fucking gross.
Speaker 7: And I'm like yelling at people as they walk past,
Speaker 7: like our like our because we're off a couple floors
Speaker 7: and I'm yelling at fucking people like fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 7: But I was pissed this even happened. And then so
Speaker 7: worst comes to worst. Mike goes to the fucking in
Speaker 7: the ambulance. Okay, he's supposed to a hospital, and then no,
Speaker 7: we're in Cuba.
Speaker 3: We're in very now. We're in Vera Daro right now
Speaker 3: in Cuba. That's like a two hour drive for Havana.
Speaker 5: So and then like and he's going and I guess
Speaker 5: that the doctor was like your balls are swollen, and
Speaker 5: he's like drunk, and he's like no, they're.
Speaker 3: Just that big. So he ends up getting back. He's fine.
Speaker 3: So the next morning we're.
Speaker 5: Fucking like see, and that's what I'm saying, that I
Speaker 5: can contribute this to me, maybe.
Speaker 3: Bringing this towards me. I don't believe he was in
Speaker 3: my mind.
Speaker 5: But the next morning we're like kind of like we're pissed.
Speaker 7: We're drinking at the bar, like I had just like
Speaker 7: a one drink, and but we're pissed, we're hungover, we're mad.
Speaker 5: We want to find the Russian dude and we want
Speaker 5: to fucking beat the ship out of them so that
Speaker 5: lose their old Russian dad doesn't that's worse men so straight.
Speaker 7: So we're just like we just finally fucking try to
Speaker 7: get on the like the bust get there. Mike is
Speaker 7: running around the resort taking shots from every fucking they
Speaker 7: have different bars all around the resort, right, they don't know, yeah,
Speaker 7: and keeps going around around and we're like, no, this
Speaker 7: needs to stop. My grandma's there that honestly my only
Speaker 7: grandma living, my only elder that is living to this day.
Speaker 5: And she just drinks beers and fucking does what she wants.
Speaker 5: She's been in Cuba.
Speaker 7: Twice, Mexico, fucking everywhere. They're going somewhere else, like in
Speaker 7: next mid the grandma that flashed like flashed people in
Speaker 7: Mexico that I wasn't there.
Speaker 3: Thank god, I guess nobody was there.
Speaker 7: When she was at the bar by herself drinking, it
Speaker 7: was like ridiculous all season.
Speaker 5: So Mike's drinking and then he comes back we're about to.
Speaker 7: Get in the bus to go to the airport, and
Speaker 7: then he just pukes on myself in front of on
Speaker 7: his self, peaks on myself in front of my grandma,
Speaker 7: and it's like, man, he's fucked Okay.
Speaker 3: So now we're in the.
Speaker 5: Bus going towards the Cuban fucking airport and he just
Speaker 5: wasted and I'm like a couple of seats ahead, and
Speaker 5: he's with my dad in the back, and my dad's
Speaker 5: like in front of him and he's like he's slapping
Speaker 5: his fucking hand on my dad's shoulder and just drunk
Speaker 5: as shit. And then the guy is like in the
Speaker 5: front because we had this tour guide person that would.
Speaker 3: Kind of speak to us and shit and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: like you know, like we're.
Speaker 5: Going back to the airport. He said I had a microphone.
Speaker 7: No I don't know why, but and he was like,
Speaker 7: we're not gonna be able to let him on the plane,
Speaker 7: and they're like, he's too drunk, and so we brought
Speaker 7: him there. The worst one's the worst. He's falling against
Speaker 7: the bus. He steps out, he like smashes his head
Speaker 7: against the bus. And then I can remember all this
Speaker 7: vividly because It disturbed me because I've never seen someone
Speaker 7: this drunk.
Speaker 3: And then we're going in and then he's wasted.
Speaker 7: They know that he's in pajama pants, no shirt, no sucks,
Speaker 7: just pajama pants in an airport, okay.
Speaker 5: And he's and then he's like hearing the music. There's
Speaker 5: like cute music and he starts dancing like cool ba
Speaker 5: cool bay. So they had to fucking give.
Speaker 7: Him a needle to try to get him a throw
Speaker 7: up as much booze as he did. And I was
Speaker 7: like gonna lie because I was hung over the events
Speaker 7: that happened.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 3: I was because it just he had so much in
Speaker 3: his system. They give me puke.
Speaker 7: It makes you puke out everything in your system so
Speaker 7: you get the alcohol out. And they tried it didn't
Speaker 7: do anything, but like, there's why I teared up watching
Speaker 7: this because it's one of my good buddies and I've
Speaker 7: never like and I grew up drinking with him, like
Speaker 7: even without my cousin. When I come out of Niagara
Speaker 7: Falls because where my comments from. I would go to
Speaker 7: Niagara Falls and we would drink with Mike rather than
Speaker 7: my cousin sometimes and ship because he'd be working or.
Speaker 3: Something and so seeing the shit stirred me. And then
Speaker 3: I saw him sitting.
Speaker 7: In the middle of an airport chewing his own toenail,
Speaker 7: Like legit, he and I've never seen anybody person get
Speaker 7: this fucked up. So as I'm leaving to go through
Speaker 7: the airport, I'm here, Fuck Cuba, fuck Castro.
Speaker 5: This is getting the shadow people trust me.
Speaker 3: So I'm on a plane and I started listening.
Speaker 5: To David Ike's talks for some reason, which I know
Speaker 5: that like, I don't believe that I saw what I
Speaker 5: saw because I made up in my head I believe
Speaker 5: that I brought something either with me from Q because
Speaker 5: the negative energy I scream at a balcony.
Speaker 3: My dad like had to try to bring me in.
Speaker 5: My dad, my mom would have fucking murdered me if
Speaker 5: she was there.
Speaker 3: My dad was like, no, just come insides, Okay. My
Speaker 3: mom would have been like, get the fucking sun.
Speaker 7: But like, so I was like, do all this negative
Speaker 7: energy shit? And I believe that they come when your
Speaker 7: energy is very fucking low. So the worst times, the
Speaker 7: worst I'm having all the shit and I come back
Speaker 7: home and then as I get to the Cuban fucking border,
Speaker 7: I like my dad and brother go ahead and me,
Speaker 7: I don't write down any of the things that I've
Speaker 7: claimed because I buy a couple of things and I
Speaker 7: was just stressed out. We got separated on the plane
Speaker 7: because of this. And then I'm coming back and I
Speaker 7: go to the Toronto fucking border or the Toronto airport
Speaker 7: and I go to like where they you know, take
Speaker 7: you into customs and stuff, and there's this bald, fucking
Speaker 7: asshole looking dude and he's like, uh, didn't write anything,
Speaker 7: And I was like, man, I had a bad experience.
Speaker 7: Like I just came back and said would try to
Speaker 7: smoke a coke over the fucking border And I'm like, no, No,
Speaker 7: man had a bad experience.
Speaker 5: Guess what go through customs?
Speaker 7: Go through A guy that was supposed to check my bag,
Speaker 7: fucking probably a Pakistani dude or an Indian dude, comes through,
Speaker 7: talks to me, tells him about my experiences, sees I
Speaker 7: have criminal arrests when I was a teen, which I
Speaker 7: don't know why they will be able to look at that,
Speaker 7: but I guess because I was just nineteen.
Speaker 5: And then he let me go, do you look at
Speaker 5: my bags? Let me go because he heard my story
Speaker 5: out and heard me. So I get home, it's.
Speaker 3: About I don't know one twelve or one.
Speaker 7: I don't know my girlfriend that's still my girlfriend at
Speaker 7: the time, and this is ten years later almost that
Speaker 7: I'm still with her. That I walk in the door
Speaker 7: and I know she's gonna be at bed. She's in there,
Speaker 7: and I start breaking down crying, like Mike is fucking
Speaker 7: in Cuba, like he's.
Speaker 5: Still left there.
Speaker 7: He's there, Yeah, and they had to pay for me
Speaker 7: to have a night there because he couldn't get on
Speaker 7: the plane. So then I fucking like lay there and
Speaker 7: then I start thinking about Mike and Cuba and then
Speaker 7: me here like thinking about how where that is is
Speaker 7: by Florida, So I'm like thinking about like how close
Speaker 7: it is, and like how he's in another fucking continent
Speaker 7: technically almost at ound of country, and it's like tripping
Speaker 7: me out.
Speaker 5: It's an eye like like.
Speaker 3: Pretty much the yeah.
Speaker 7: And then so I start feeling like sleuperalysis, like I'm
Speaker 7: trying to sleep, but I hear like rushing sounds. I've
Speaker 7: heard numerous times about astra projection. Shit is that you
Speaker 7: hear like jet engines if you're if you're say you're
Speaker 7: in an astra projection state where you meditate and you
Speaker 7: get yourself to leave your body. You supposed to be
Speaker 7: hear like a jet engine like it sounds like, and
Speaker 7: I kept hearing Russian sounds of an ocean like I
Speaker 7: was still in Cuba. Would trip me out. And then
Speaker 7: every time I would fucking open my eyes, I would
Speaker 7: see these like shadow people, like these creatures like peering
Speaker 7: over me, like just like in the darkness, just like
Speaker 7: looking over me and staring at me.
Speaker 3: Scared the fucking shit of me, and like we're even.
Speaker 7: Like I woke up Chelsea, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 7: tripping out, Like I don't know what the fuck's happening
Speaker 7: with me, Like I literally I was sober. I smoked
Speaker 7: one bowl when I came home, but something happened, Like
Speaker 7: when I smoked my first bowl, everything felt slow, like
Speaker 7: there was something connected or attached to me.
Speaker 5: I know what it was, scare the fucking of me.
Speaker 5: And I'm like sitting there and then I'm keep like.
Speaker 3: Having to go.
Speaker 7: I'm getting sleep paralysis and I've never experienced it before
Speaker 7: maybe a couple of minutes in my life for a
Speaker 7: couple of seconds, and then I have to go, and
Speaker 7: like actually like pull myself out of it, rip my
Speaker 7: body away from it, like try to lift. I put
Speaker 7: every energy in myself to move my body and rip myself.
Speaker 7: And I had to keep doing this because I kept
Speaker 7: going back into it and this sinking feeling I've never
Speaker 7: felt my life. And every time I with my eyes,
Speaker 7: I would see these shadow people peering down at me.
Speaker 7: But every time I closed my eyes, I would think
Speaker 7: about Mike and where he is, and he might be
Speaker 7: in jail. I didn't know the time what the fuck
Speaker 7: happened to him right or he was saying fuck Castro,
Speaker 7: and also he know what else he did. There was
Speaker 7: an ambassador for Canada that's there at the airport that
Speaker 7: kind of help out, would like ship there, and he
Speaker 7: fucking spit in her face, an ambassador of Canada. So
Speaker 7: it's like all this shit was happening. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 7: and that's all this shit happens. And then but and
Speaker 7: I keep feeling all these motions and like I'm going
Speaker 7: through it in my head right now, thinking about it.
Speaker 7: But then I stand up completely awake, and I walk
Speaker 7: towards my door. I look up and if you've seen
Speaker 7: the movie In City, it's the very first one we
Speaker 7: the shadow guy with his hand.
Speaker 5: I saw some I would say seven eight foot.
Speaker 7: Tall shadow figure creeping over me and like looking at me,
Speaker 7: and I could see its fingers. I could see the
Speaker 7: perfect out form. And I've never seen this in my
Speaker 7: room before. I saved in this room many times. And
Speaker 7: this was when I was living my mom at time
Speaker 7: at the house that has bad energy, and so I'm
Speaker 7: just like seeing this thing and it's.
Speaker 3: Looking at me.
Speaker 7: I literally see the shadow move its head where it
Speaker 7: looks down at me. And then I opened my door
Speaker 7: and I walk out. I went into the bathroom and
Speaker 7: looked in the mirror and was like, what the fuck
Speaker 7: is going on with you? And this is that time
Speaker 7: I was really starting to get into the like reptilian
Speaker 7: ambien shit, because.
Speaker 3: This is before twenty twelve was even happening when I
Speaker 3: went kind of.
Speaker 7: Cuckoo, were kind of and yeah, and the fact that
Speaker 7: like this scared legitimately the shit at me, and I
Speaker 7: was like, you know about what they are? These are reptilians,
Speaker 7: because it looked like what I would picture a shadow
Speaker 7: of a reptilian to look like.
Speaker 5: It was very tall, mustard like, hands like and just
Speaker 5: like uh, like the head wasn't like no hair, it was.
Speaker 3: It was an formed head. I picture like a like
Speaker 3: a house.
Speaker 7: So I didn't sleep that entire night until the sun
Speaker 7: came up, and like, yeah, it was the scariest thing
Speaker 7: I've ever experienced. And I've experienced some fucked up ship here,
Speaker 7: and I've always wanted to do this episode to explain that.
Speaker 5: In entire theory, right, because that made me, that made.
Speaker 7: Me believe of what the fuck was like what was
Speaker 7: going through my head? And like and to the fact
Speaker 7: that like then I'm like, man, if I experienced that
Speaker 7: being in low energy, I couldn't imagine what could if
Speaker 7: you were like very depressive, what could maybe push people
Speaker 7: off the ledge.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: And with people because I don't believe that was my
Speaker 6: imagination might be like, yeah, that's it, I'm done.
Speaker 3: So let's get into it some stories, all right? Was
Speaker 3: that not a story? It was my story, But now
Speaker 3: bring in some others that people have experienced. People. I
Speaker 3: like listening to your story because I'm like, I have
Speaker 3: a little more credibility.
Speaker 6: And when you read a story off the the thing
Speaker 6: is what I've also taken. You wrote that on the internet,
Speaker 6: and I read it, I'd be like why I.
Speaker 7: Started this podcast and why I like doing this stuff too.
Speaker 7: It's like, because I've always said to people that if
Speaker 7: people don't believe what I just said and believe that
Speaker 7: maybe oh this is part of your mind. It's the
Speaker 7: same way like where if someone's like, yo, I met
Speaker 7: an alien and I got abducted by a UFO, if
Speaker 7: they're they're credible when they got buddies and they're not
Speaker 7: just some guy like yeah about in the Fall, which
Speaker 7: is usually aliens take because it's not credible. Yeah, But
Speaker 7: the fact is that you have like buddies and people
Speaker 7: like friends and people that will maybe like listen to
Speaker 7: you when you're talking about this ship.
Speaker 3: Like that's what I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that story is going to go as far as
Speaker 6: your friends, Like I can't tell that to anybody, and
Speaker 6: you can't tell that to anybody like that.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 7: And the fact that like that's my theory too with
Speaker 7: like I might believe some people that have other experiences
Speaker 7: over U folks.
Speaker 3: And here's here's the thing though, here's the argument.
Speaker 6: And I'm sure you can even agree with this even
Speaker 6: though you witnessed it could have been your mind could
Speaker 6: have been.
Speaker 3: From the Christmas they could have been.
Speaker 7: And I've told the story to Mitch, and Mitch was
Speaker 7: on the Strange Japanese episode. Mitch also is a very
Speaker 7: skeptical one way more skeptical than even Billy is, and
Speaker 7: he thinks that woman, it could be your mind.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you experience that, but it could be and
Speaker 3: as long as you admit it's a possibly, it's a possibility.
Speaker 3: And I hadn't experienced before. So that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's fucked up, and like drugs do that, but I
Speaker 3: was on drugs. I just drank. I never alcohol alcohol.
Speaker 5: But the thing is maybe, but my theory is because
Speaker 5: I was in a low vibration, right, that's my theory.
Speaker 6: And that's the thing, Like I I was worried about
Speaker 6: believe one percent that you believe what you're saying.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 5: This episode is very joking, the.
Speaker 3: Real serious, Yeah, real serious, wait double time?
Speaker 5: Oh ship.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, he had some stories, but second call difficulties. Honestly,
Speaker 3: we need to equipment. No, no, I don't know what
Speaker 3: the happened to me. I think Justin's dog might choose
Speaker 3: some cord something.
Speaker 5: I think Justin's dog fucked up on Justin's dog.
Speaker 3: All Right, it's a cute sound a great but storry
Speaker 3: but this is the ending, so don't worry. But we
Speaker 3: have what time is it? It's time, It's time for.
Speaker 10: Something.
Speaker 3: It's a billy's a factor the d guess what.
Speaker 14: I have no idea who did this status? It sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 6: I think that they personally don't know because there's no
Speaker 6: way they could possibly find this out.
Speaker 14: But I'm gonna call it a fact anyway, because it's
Speaker 14: fucking funny. Did you know, on average, the average person's
Speaker 14: fast food intake in one year, you will swallow twelve
Speaker 14: pubic hares?
Speaker 3: Who the year?
Speaker 14: Fuck did that?
Speaker 3: Stare?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I said. But whatever, don't worry about
Speaker 6: the skepticism because that's fucking funny. And we're just gonna
Speaker 6: call that a fact.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: That is just what a fact that I didn't know
Speaker 5: a guy and I still remember his name, Dylan Janeou.
Speaker 7: So if you're out there somewhere, he said, if people
Speaker 7: went to McDonald's at the time, I was like fifteen
Speaker 7: sixteen going to emo.
Speaker 3: Shows, he said. At the time, he's we're gonna McDonald's.
Speaker 3: And if people came after nine, and they were dicks.
Speaker 5: They would do ship to their food, like put mubes
Speaker 5: or come on it, or he said he came on it. No,
Speaker 5: they didn't come He told me he came on a
Speaker 5: burger one time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 14: I used to drop food on the ground and pick
Speaker 14: it back up.
Speaker 6: And do you remember do you remember the day I
Speaker 6: flipped a pro gy and it went across the fucking
Speaker 6: room picked right.
Speaker 3: Into the garden. Okay, everyone was looking at me, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you definitely.
Speaker 7: Picked up a flatbread off the ground, put back in
Speaker 7: the fucking panini press, and then.
Speaker 3: Just put it back on a plate. I remember that specifically.
Speaker 3: I'm not making that from scratch again, you can get fun.
Speaker 3: We don't do it from scratches for the prep people
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I know, but I've had like timeline.
Speaker 3: They don't know, Yeah, they don't know. That was a
Speaker 3: strange podcast, have been.
Speaker 6: Long really touched upon today though, we touched on shadow people.
Speaker 6: But what about shadow people. Let's let's let's leave us
Speaker 6: some key pointers.
Speaker 5: They'll rip you one. No, they might entities or aliens
Speaker 5: or dodos or what.
Speaker 3: Who knows. I've had my crazy experience. I've got a
Speaker 3: miss actually kissing me off.
Speaker 8: Time.
Speaker 3: No, you're stupid.
Speaker 15: Hold on, take you on the ship story the cover
Speaker 15: man lace to cope without the ship makes theo makes
Speaker 15: the boy to got the cass.
Speaker 2: Take your boys in hush this pitch. Couldn't you rake
Speaker 2: the boys?
Speaker 3: Nothing dance came up?
Speaker 2: This this make your choice. Do some fuck the ship
Speaker 2: enough of this or you can do to something. The
Speaker 2: dumb bitch shut the lift bit lost, you lose nothing.
Speaker 2: You can't touch this, but trust ten people in the
Speaker 2: seer row. Looks like you need a hear ok.
Speaker 15: Shouldn't believe everything here with the years though it might
Speaker 15: be false, it's clearly out of playing chance.
Speaker 2: Find the pulse and I can't find my mind at all.
Speaker 2: Mass decided climb and fall and never push me against
Speaker 2: the wall. You pushseas aren't even mat at all. While
Speaker 2: this hods in, it all gets gone.
Speaker 15: This call quiz not this faultless whether rough this God's
Speaker 15: in hostages where the product is apocalypse mustis run.
Speaker 2: The engage gets released.
Speaker 15: The not regime increases as Tony's and It's supreme seed
Speaker 15: of Congress.
Speaker 2: Now let's talk about God.
Speaker 15: This nature rough the beast nations out the knees and
Speaker 15: defeated the creations of her belief.
Speaker 2: He stunning meat repaid after me. See miss free.
Speaker 3: You need faith. Faith in the south.
Speaker 2: Escape being the yodu cowich mouse inside the south.
Speaker 15: Meditate that chief that maybe when you get reinconned you
Speaker 15: won't be back.
Speaker 2: Starships wait for me. Believe the attacker of carfony Pate,
Speaker 2: you won't make it.
Speaker 15: And until the colon gates, stop holding on, control your hate.
Speaker 2: Sing to your own songs. It's a long place.
Speaker 13: Stop bringing the war.
Speaker 2: Run no escape from the spiritual battle.
Speaker 15: The wise up, dear recol owl, and now type before
Speaker 15: up here ras a cow word.
Speaker 2: What you say you think it matters, It doesn't. It
Speaker 2: wasn't I the master of nothing, made of something, made everything.
Speaker 2: Stop turning.
Speaker 3: The start, kill it if you have to. That's the
Speaker 3: only way to become what you were meant to be.
Speaker 3: The press use