Speaker 1: I hope you don't mind when the Minnesota bought up
Speaker 1: Goodbye gets a little bit spicy because Jenny brought up
Speaker 1: something yesterday and we said, oh, Jenny, bring that up
Speaker 1: on the podcast today. But I will tell you it's
Speaker 1: a little bit spicy, and you don't want to have
Speaker 1: this blaring in the car in front of little Cindy
Speaker 1: Leu who in the back seat. So Jenny, what do
Speaker 1: you want to bring up?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, you're the one who brought up
Speaker 2: the topic right away, because we said something about boner,
Speaker 2: and you're like, no, woman says boner, And I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I say boner all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've used the word boner in my life.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, sure, but it came up yesterday. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a great big boner something like that.
Speaker 2: No, I was saying how I had a dream and
Speaker 2: I had a penis in it and I had a boner.
Speaker 1: So anyways, and I said, no woman uses the word boner.
Speaker 2: So then it transpired from there where I asked you
Speaker 2: all in the room if you knew what a chod
Speaker 2: was because we used to say chod all the time
Speaker 2: when we were younger, and you guys didn't know.
Speaker 1: Right, I've heard the word, but I didn't know you.
Speaker 3: Had somewhat of an answer.
Speaker 2: But as far as I know and what my childhood
Speaker 2: was growing up, when we called our friend Cody chody,
Speaker 2: it means a very thick penis, but short.
Speaker 3: So a short, thick penis is a chold.
Speaker 1: Anybody want to google it Urban Dictionary?
Speaker 4: Okay, boner, Dave, Then what are you supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, direction I'm hard.
Speaker 5: One hard seems dumb. Yeah, well it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't use it, sure, But I would also not
Speaker 1: say I call Susan and say, hey, you know what
Speaker 1: I got? I got a big boner. I mean, can
Speaker 1: you imagine that's that's what a twelve year old boy
Speaker 1: would say when he's like, oh god, I woke up
Speaker 1: with a boner.
Speaker 5: I got a big old boner.
Speaker 2: I didn't even have to go to Urban Dictionary. This
Speaker 2: is in the Oxford Dictionary. Chold is in there. A penis,
Speaker 2: especially one characterizes being short and thick.
Speaker 3: The definition of it, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we used to use it all the time,
Speaker 2: and I feel like I've said it in like my
Speaker 2: adulthood and people are like, I've never heard that in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 5: We've all seen one, A short, thick one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I would say there's plenty of
Speaker 2: those out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember Julie one time we were with. This is
Speaker 1: back when Julie chased his mom and I were together
Speaker 1: and we were sitting into Perkins in Mesa, Arizona, and
Speaker 1: I said, well, what's average, what's average size? What's average size?
Speaker 1: And she takes her fingers and she spreads them about
Speaker 1: nine inches apart, and she said that's about average. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? And then she's
Speaker 1: like oh, and then she realized that I'm nowhere near
Speaker 1: that measurement, so then she kind of moved them together
Speaker 1: a little bit. And I was like, it's too late.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that's been your average. And Julie was
Speaker 1: with a fair amount of guys. Yeah, so yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was a little bit shocked that she thought that
Speaker 1: was the average. Anything else you want to add about Boner's.
Speaker 3: Jennym No one thing I will say.
Speaker 2: Because I was looking up while you guys were having
Speaker 2: this com is, I feel like with Andrew, You're right,
Speaker 2: I don't say, oh, look at your boner or something,
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, you got a chub right now,
Speaker 2: which is like the beginning stages of a boner.
Speaker 5: Beginning stage Okay, now is that true?
Speaker 1: Is it chub a boner?
Speaker 6: Dave?
Speaker 5: Didn't you know that?
Speaker 1: I've never really thought about. I don't know I've ever
Speaker 1: used the chub, like the word chub. But is the
Speaker 1: beginning stages? Okay?
Speaker 4: Is it appropriate to name the podcast boners and Chods?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if I say b's and c's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Penis that is anywhere between semi erect and erect is
Speaker 2: a chub?
Speaker 1: Huh Jinny, It's amazing you know so much about this,
Speaker 1: You know more about it than I do.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're right. I feel like you would
Speaker 2: know more about certain things like this. But I just
Speaker 2: Andrew and I are pretty vulgar.
Speaker 5: But also we.
Speaker 2: Were teenagers when I when chod became a thing, and
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it was because we had a friend
Speaker 2: Cody Letto, and everyone's like Chody.
Speaker 1: That's one thing that Susan. She's not vulgar. She just
Speaker 1: is not. And I think that's the funniest I'm really
Speaker 1: inappropriate humor kind of a person. Like what was I
Speaker 1: saying to Bailey earlier? I don't want to I'll go ahead,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to say it. But it
Speaker 1: was something like totally deliberately sexist and inappropriate, and Bailey
Speaker 1: knew that I was joking, so then she was laughing.
Speaker 1: And I think piled on a little bit because I
Speaker 1: love inappropriate humor. It's just very funny to me. But Susan,
Speaker 1: like if I said something like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do to I hope you
Speaker 1: like anal because we're gonna have a big night if
Speaker 1: I said something. If I said something like that to Susan,
Speaker 1: she'd be like, God, why would you say that?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, cause it's a joke.
Speaker 1: Nobody says that.
Speaker 2: Everything that comes out of my mouth that could be
Speaker 2: termed sexual, even like the slightest sexual. Andrew turns it sexual,
Speaker 2: you know, like I'm hungry, I got something for you
Speaker 2: to eat.
Speaker 3: Those kinds of things. That's like all the conversations in
Speaker 3: our household.
Speaker 1: That's classical.
Speaker 3: I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's classic fIF teen year old boy humor, and it's
Speaker 1: easy and it's low hanging fruit and it's funny and
Speaker 1: I love that kind of humor, but Susan does not,
Speaker 1: so I just don't do it around her. I bring
Speaker 1: it to work where it belongs.
Speaker 5: To bring it to work where it belongs.
Speaker 1: Okay, So moving on. One Eat has got a rant here,
Speaker 1: So we're going to dig into one Eats rant if
Speaker 1: I push the correct buttons and hope for the best.
Speaker 1: One Eat is rent. One Eat is a big contributor
Speaker 1: of the show, and here we go with her rant.
Speaker 6: Well, not my favorite peeps.
Speaker 7: So this week's rent is about Minnesotians and they're hot dish.
Speaker 6: So I think I.
Speaker 7: Told you guys before that I'm not originally from Minnesota.
Speaker 6: I was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 7: I've been in Minnesota for maybe about twenty five twenty
Speaker 7: six years now, but there's still just certain things that
Speaker 7: I just can't get used to. One of those things
Speaker 7: is a hot dish. Where I come from, it's called
Speaker 7: a cast role. I had never heard it being called
Speaker 7: a hot dish until I moved to Minnesota. Since I
Speaker 7: moved here, I've heard of Italian hot dish, Breakfast hot dish,
Speaker 7: and now the infamous tetor tod hot dish.
Speaker 6: I'm not knocking it because I've.
Speaker 7: Never eaten hot dish tatter tot hot dish. But every
Speaker 7: pot luck at work, there's always fucking four or five
Speaker 7: different variations of goddamn tater tot hot. In my mind,
Speaker 7: I don't think God intended for tata toss to be
Speaker 7: swimming around and soup and cheese and put in the oven.
Speaker 7: Tato toasts is supposed to be fried in hot grease,
Speaker 7: put on a plate, and put some ketchup on the side.
Speaker 6: That's my version of tater tots.
Speaker 7: So I'm not gonna knock it, like I said, because
Speaker 7: I've never tried it. But I just can't get used
Speaker 7: to the fact that tatter tot's being baked in soup.
Speaker 7: I just don't see it. So come at me if
Speaker 7: you want, but I until I try it, Like I said,
Speaker 7: I just can't get used to that.
Speaker 6: Well, that's my rant for this week. Talk to you
Speaker 6: guys next week, Love.
Speaker 1: You by it? I respond, What the fuck? Yeah, okay, no,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding one eat it. It's one of those things
Speaker 1: where if you haven't tried it, then it's hard to
Speaker 1: like appreciate how good it is because it's the creaminess
Speaker 1: of the soup, the green beans, which are a little
Speaker 1: bit of like different texture, and then the Chris being
Speaker 1: this combined with the sogginess of the tater tots. It
Speaker 1: really just it's kind of a great It's like a
Speaker 1: party in your mouth. Yes, there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: going on in there. There's a d in the corner.
Speaker 1: Somebody's doing limbo over here. Yeah, you got a keg
Speaker 1: stand over here, you got a game of bags over here.
Speaker 1: It's a party in your mouth with all kinds of
Speaker 1: different things going on.
Speaker 4: I agree. I love tatered hot hot dish, Juanita. You
Speaker 4: have to try it. It's so delicious. I would even
Speaker 4: like make my own tater tot hot dish. Like in college,
Speaker 4: we had tater tots and we had sausage gravy at
Speaker 4: like at the cafeteria, and I would just get me
Speaker 4: a plate full of tater tots, put that sausage gravy
Speaker 4: or top. It's essentially tater tot hot dish without any
Speaker 4: of the vegetables.
Speaker 1: Delicious that's taken out all the parts you don't like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the green beans, I mean high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would eat the regular.
Speaker 1: You know that sounds really good and so unhealthy, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's funny because Carson, who's always been a
Speaker 1: picky eater, he loves tater tot hot dish. His two
Speaker 1: favorite foods are tacos and tater tot hot dish, And
Speaker 1: so when he comes home from La sus will make
Speaker 1: him tater tot hot dish.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We probably all have that one dish that we have
Speaker 2: our parents make at some point.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, good question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like for mine, my mom makes really good
Speaker 2: sweedish meatballs, so I'm always game for that. She makes
Speaker 2: a great lasagna, and I will say as a Wisconsin night,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of probably because I'm closer to Chicago.
Speaker 3: We also didn't have hot dishes in my hometown.
Speaker 1: It was just like a cast you call the cast roll,
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like even like tater tot hot dish, I
Speaker 2: didn't know what that was until I came to Minnesota.
Speaker 2: We didn't make that, or even like we didn't even
Speaker 2: make it. It wasn't like we made it and we
Speaker 2: called the cast role. It's like we didn't even make that.
Speaker 1: I would agree same in Colorado, Yeah, we anything. We
Speaker 1: had with castroll was like a tuna noodle, tuna noodle
Speaker 1: cast role with like wavy noodles in tuna and maybe
Speaker 1: cheese or sour cream or whatever in there. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we never ever made a hot dish or a cast
Speaker 1: role with tater tots.
Speaker 5: I wonder if you can get that at any like restaurants.
Speaker 1: Because some restaurants do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to what was your great food that
Speaker 1: your mom made? My mom had two her meat loaf
Speaker 1: and her mac and cheese. Jenny, what about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say I'm actually going to go back
Speaker 2: on Swedish meatballs and say her beef strogan off was better.
Speaker 2: So I would say that, and then lasagna was always
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds good. Je Bailey.
Speaker 4: My mom would make a roast beef, but we called
Speaker 4: it roast beast because it was just like the roast
Speaker 4: beef that would just stay in the oven forever, so
Speaker 4: it would like fall off your fork and then like
Speaker 4: potatoes carrots.
Speaker 5: It was so good to me.
Speaker 1: What did your mom think about it? You don't have
Speaker 1: to send it in, but what did your mom make
Speaker 1: for you when you would come home from college or whatever?
Speaker 1: What was your favorite thing your mom made when you
Speaker 1: were a kid. Let's see. No, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: read that one, but I will read this one. Wanted
Speaker 1: to write in, says Aaron, and talk about the listener
Speaker 1: ruma wanting to know how to tell her kids their
Speaker 1: grandpa is very sick. My grandma I was diagnosed with
Speaker 1: a brain tumor the size of a tennis ball when
Speaker 1: I was ten or eleven. I don't recall having a
Speaker 1: conversation with my mom about her being sick, but I
Speaker 1: remember visiting her after her tumor was removed. I think
Speaker 1: my parents kept a lot of the details from me
Speaker 1: is she was much sicker than they expected. She continued
Speaker 1: to get worse until she finally passed in her own
Speaker 1: home on hospice. What I do remember is the time
Speaker 1: we spent together, and they emphasized time, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go back and read it again. What I do remember
Speaker 1: is the time we spent with her before she passed,
Speaker 1: countless trips to my grandparents home to help Grandpa with
Speaker 1: her care, bringing the meals, and just spending time with her.
Speaker 1: I think it doesn't matter what you say to your kids,
Speaker 1: but to bring them along to help care for them
Speaker 1: make sure they spend as much time with him as possible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get teared up. That's what they will remember most.
Speaker 1: That is a very good answer, because they wondered how
Speaker 1: to say, hey, Grandpa is probably not going to live
Speaker 1: long because he had prostate cancer that it spread to
Speaker 1: his liver and kidneys, or something like that topics. In
Speaker 1: one of your recent episodes, Bailee mentioned one of the
Speaker 1: speech kids using an advanced vocabulary word in his speech
Speaker 1: my English teacher. Fun fact. She is Lena's sister. Lena
Speaker 1: used to work for the show. Always used to have
Speaker 1: a word of the day, which was usually a word
Speaker 1: we'd never heard before. Thought it was a great way
Speaker 1: to expose us to different vocabulary words using papers, speeches
Speaker 1: in everyday life. Just thought i'd share another fun fact.
Speaker 1: My mom used to work with Lena at the bank
Speaker 1: before she was hired on KATWGB with Love Aaron. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lena did improv and worked at a bank, and she
Speaker 1: applied for the job by writing a letter. And that's
Speaker 1: not how you applied for a radio job. You usually
Speaker 1: send in audio samples of what you might sound like.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not going to hire somebody who
Speaker 1: works it up, bank gone. So we had her come
Speaker 1: in an audition off the air, and she was so
Speaker 1: good that we put her on the air, and with
Speaker 1: no radio experience whatsoever, she killed it. She was amazing
Speaker 1: and she worked at a bank.
Speaker 2: Wow the letter part of that. I knew that she
Speaker 2: worked at the bank and all that stuff, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know that.
Speaker 1: There's a local improv guy Stevie Stevie Ray, and Stevie
Speaker 1: Ray said, Hey, I want to tell you about this
Speaker 1: girl named Bethany that's her real name, and she'd been
Speaker 1: on the radio. No, she's done some improv. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, have her send a letter or
Speaker 1: have her get in touch with me. So she sent
Speaker 1: a letter, which I thought was very I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was a little snobby about it, like, god, yeah,
Speaker 1: what an amateur. But then look what happens, so you
Speaker 1: never know. Aaron good email. Thank you very much. Next
Speaker 1: one Hello Morning show team. Last week, one staff writer
Speaker 1: sent in a fun challenge to come up with your
Speaker 1: own music festival and three acts and two food trucks.
Speaker 1: I remember that that was fun. I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: my family loved playing this. Well, I'm glad your family
Speaker 1: did that. That's so cool that you shared it with
Speaker 1: the family. I think one thing about our show in
Speaker 1: the podcast is like, if you enjoy it, you were
Speaker 1: likely to enjoy it too, because what what do we with? Fred?
Speaker 1: Why are they our friends? Because we have things in common?
Speaker 1: So we both have the same wicked sense of humor,
Speaker 1: the same maybe political affiliation. Maybe we have the same
Speaker 1: like we both have sons that are fourteen years old,
Speaker 1: or we are both doctors or whatever it is. So
Speaker 1: if you like our show, tell a friend about our show,
Speaker 1: because chances are they'll like it too.
Speaker 5: Very true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's my best shot at a few. If you
Speaker 1: could only eat one candy for the rest of your
Speaker 1: life and still be healthy, what three candies would you have?
Speaker 1: Three Musketeers, Nerds Rope, Reese's Peanut butter cups.
Speaker 5: It was really fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, well there was no question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go Peanut butter m and MS.
Speaker 2: Oh I need some. I think I'm gonna go with nerd.
Speaker 2: Wait was that your answer or her answer?
Speaker 1: I said Nerds Rope, but I'm gonna change it to
Speaker 1: nerds Clusters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say nerds clusters because I need something
Speaker 2: like sweet like that, and then I think I'll go
Speaker 2: with kit kats.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say red vines, the licorice, nerds, clusters,
Speaker 4: and then nutty bars. I'm not sure if that counts
Speaker 4: as candy, but I could eat like those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so good. You forget about those. Those were
Speaker 2: like a childhood stable, and then in adulthood you're like
Speaker 2: a should I get a box of these for my pants?
Speaker 5: Peanut butter and chocolate, just a little crunch.
Speaker 3: That's a better I feel like that's better than kid cats.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, you can have it.
Speaker 1: There's no rules.
Speaker 5: It's not a real competition.
Speaker 3: I want us Okay done.
Speaker 1: Next question from Taylor. If you had to have three
Speaker 1: pets at all times, but they had to be different animals,
Speaker 1: which three would you choose? Dog? Cat, pet, rat, jenny.
Speaker 2: Dog, absolutely, penguin, and shit, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm sorry, sloth.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, say cat, probably like a chinchilla because
Speaker 4: those are super soft. And then like a duck, like
Speaker 4: one of those big white, like storybook ducks.
Speaker 1: I saw something on Instagram yesterday it was how to
Speaker 1: pick up a duck? And I sat there and I
Speaker 1: watched it. It was captioned how to pick up a duck?
Speaker 1: And you can are you calling the podcast how to
Speaker 1: pick up a duck?
Speaker 4: No, but that's a good one.
Speaker 5: I could do that.
Speaker 1: And it was funny because I'm like, okay, how do
Speaker 1: you pick up a duck? And they said, here's what
Speaker 1: you don't do. Don't approach the duck from the back
Speaker 1: and reach your hands out to try to grab him
Speaker 1: by the sides, because he's just gonna run. You have
Speaker 1: to walk up to the duck from the front because
Speaker 1: ducks won't be scared, put your hand underneath his belly,
Speaker 1: one hand, and pick him up with one hand. Really,
Speaker 1: and apparently ducks like that, and he did it.
Speaker 4: You'd have to hold down it.
Speaker 5: It's wings no, no.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I don't know. It's Instagram. Who knows.
Speaker 5: I believe it.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that chickens. I grew up raising chickens,
Speaker 1: and chickens don't like to be caught. But once you
Speaker 1: catch them, they like to be held and scratched. Yes,
Speaker 1: And they will let you scratch their little chicken neck
Speaker 1: and they'll turn their neck to the side like a
Speaker 1: dog to expose more of their neck for you to
Speaker 1: scratch their little chicken neck.
Speaker 4: I hated chickens when I worked at the Living History Farm.
Speaker 4: I hated them because they were always so mean and
Speaker 4: we had to catch them. Yeah, we'd have to catch
Speaker 4: them for like little kids to like pet and I
Speaker 4: hated it when it was my turn to go and
Speaker 4: catch a freaking chicken because we had to trip them
Speaker 4: with like a hook and then they'd be on the
Speaker 4: ground and they'd be like, ah, freaking out, and then
Speaker 4: you'd have to like hold onto them and then try
Speaker 4: to get away. But then once you caught them, then
Speaker 4: it was fine. And then you would put your apron
Speaker 4: over top of their heads so they felt like they
Speaker 4: were sleeping.
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, it sounds like.
Speaker 3: It worked at the chicken version of Tiger King.
Speaker 5: For a second there.
Speaker 1: And finally, Taylor says, if you had to marry one
Speaker 1: of your family members, which one would you choose and why? Lol? Sorry,
Speaker 1: this one is weird. Okay, had to marry one of
Speaker 1: probably my cousin Vicky, because I've always oddly found Vicky attractive.
Speaker 1: I hope to God that her and her family are
Speaker 1: not listening. I know they do once in a while,
Speaker 1: but ever since I was a little kid. I've always
Speaker 1: kund Vicky kind of attractive, and she's very funny and
Speaker 1: very personable. So I'd say cousin Vicky Jenny.
Speaker 3: Probably my cousin Amanda. She is very in shape.
Speaker 2: She is way too good of a runner though for me,
Speaker 2: I could never keep up with her, but I think
Speaker 2: we would have very similar interests. And she's also a
Speaker 2: huge hiker that like she's bringing her daughter for her
Speaker 2: senior year of high school. They're going to Norway, and
Speaker 2: her daughter's like, I'll let you have one hike, Like
Speaker 2: this is a big trip they're doing together, and she's like,
Speaker 2: you get to have one hike, and Amana is like,
Speaker 2: come on, let me have a few more. I feel
Speaker 2: like her and I would travel so well together. We
Speaker 2: just have very similar interests. Also very funny, also chatty,
Speaker 2: chatty girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's who you would marry, Bailey, what family member
Speaker 1: would you want to marry.
Speaker 4: I'm going to pick my cousin Autumn because she's like
Speaker 4: six ' three, she's really funny, like dry sense of humor.
Speaker 4: She lives in Chicago. Oh, she's going to like chef school,
Speaker 4: so she can like cook for me. She can like
Speaker 4: carry me around because she's just like super duper tall
Speaker 4: and she's just fun to be around. So I'm gonna
Speaker 4: pick my cousin autumn.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. Thank you Taylor for the very
Speaker 1: fun questions. Really appreciate that. One. Next email from Hillary
Speaker 1: says morning show crew, I need ideas and feedback on something.
Speaker 1: Our kids are starting their first sports teams in the spring.
Speaker 1: The registration asked what you want as their name on
Speaker 1: the back of the shirt. I'm stuck. Should I be
Speaker 1: worried about a stranger taking advantage of this. I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about what the other parents or other kids. It's
Speaker 1: the random strangers have I watched too many true crime shows.
Speaker 1: What do other parents think? First name, last name, nickname,
Speaker 1: or no name. Keep up the great work, Dave, Jenny Bailey, vont.
Speaker 1: I think that a lot of that is over reported.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any danger. There's really it's not
Speaker 1: likely that a strange strangers almost never abduct strangers. The
Speaker 1: people who get abducted are like adult women, or the
Speaker 1: parent will abduct their estranged kid. But as far as
Speaker 1: like abducting a kid, we used to have this debate
Speaker 1: whenever it was a cub Scout Boy Scout leader. There
Speaker 1: was one parent who said, we are not putting the
Speaker 1: kid's pictures on the website. We will not, And I said,
Speaker 1: every other troop does. I said, can you imagine the
Speaker 1: ridiculous scenario of a random predator going on our cub
Speaker 1: Scout Troops website going, oh, that kid looks like somebody
Speaker 1: i'd want a kidnap, showing up at the meeting, sitting
Speaker 1: there in the back of the room. Nobody notices this
Speaker 1: creep in the back, and then they're able to abduct
Speaker 1: little Theodore and sneak him out. I said, I didn't
Speaker 1: be that big of a dick about it, but I said,
Speaker 1: that's just not likely to happen. He said, well, you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to. Well, it turned out that is why
Speaker 1: friend of daycare and they could not buy rules of
Speaker 1: the State put pictures of their kids on social media
Speaker 1: on online. So I think, then, going back to your question,
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any danger at all. Have fun.
Speaker 1: Let your kid have the name on the back. If
Speaker 1: it says Hansen on the back of the kid's shirt,
Speaker 1: who cares a big deal.
Speaker 4: I mean it happens in sports all the time. They
Speaker 4: have their name on the back of their shirts. So
Speaker 4: those kids were.
Speaker 1: Fine, Well, yeah, that's that's what she's asking for sports specifically. Okay, yeah, no, Jenny, And.
Speaker 2: I know times have changed since I was a young kid,
Speaker 2: but like my last name was always on my back
Speaker 2: of my sports shirt.
Speaker 3: So I would say, just allow it.
Speaker 2: I'm very much on the side of you, Dave that
Speaker 2: it just would be so crazy for someone to come
Speaker 2: in and do anything based off of just their name
Speaker 2: being on their shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean I guess you could like say, oh, well,
Speaker 1: now they could look up where they live and they
Speaker 1: could come to well they could, but they could also
Speaker 1: follow them home for school. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: there's certain things that you should careful about with your kid.
Speaker 1: There's way more dangers on social media than there is
Speaker 1: on a sports team with you know, little Nikki's name
Speaker 1: stitched on the back. But thanks for asking. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, send me a story,
Speaker 1: let me know about it. I can't do that one,
Speaker 1: and I can't do that one, and this one is
Speaker 1: it's really longer, but it's very sweet. We'll wrap up
Speaker 1: with this one right now. Kelly says it's almost midnight.
Speaker 1: I'm at Children's Hospital in the cardiac I see you
Speaker 1: with my one day old baby. Little Baby Nova has
Speaker 1: a heart defect called a truncus arteriosis. We've got a
Speaker 1: long road ahead, but she's doing well. I was inspired
Speaker 1: to write because I thought you would think this is cute.
Speaker 1: I did. I grew up listening to the Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: I've always found comfort in the sound of Day's voice.
Speaker 1: When I got older, I went to college and there
Speaker 1: were a few years I didn't listen. But I stumbled
Speaker 1: on the show again about two years ago. This was
Speaker 1: at a time in my life when I was very strong,
Speaker 1: and oh what a comfort it was hearing Dave's voice again.
Speaker 1: That is very sweet. Thank you. Since rediscovering the show,
Speaker 1: where I listened religiously every day to both the show
Speaker 1: and the Minnesota Goodbye, this means I've listened throughout my
Speaker 1: whole pregnancy too. I found out after the baby was
Speaker 1: born that heart babies are super tired. Baby Nova, who
Speaker 1: is remember one day old, has spent her entire first
Speaker 1: day sleeping. The only time she does anything other than
Speaker 1: sleep is when she hears my voice and tries to
Speaker 1: open her eyes. I guess she's so used to hearing
Speaker 1: me when she was in the womb. She's trying to
Speaker 1: put a face to the voice. Just now, I turned
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota Goodbye, and the second Dave started talking,
Speaker 1: Baby Nova tried opening her eyes. Oh, it's gonna make
Speaker 1: me cry. She is looking for the face to match
Speaker 1: the familiar voice that she's heard for the past nine months.
Speaker 1: Dave's anyway, thank you for being such a comfort in
Speaker 1: my whole life, and now Baby Nova's whole life too.
Speaker 1: I love the entire show, Jenny Bayant, I understand some
Speaker 1: trolls have been hard on Bailey and Vant, but as
Speaker 1: a long time listener, I feel qualified to say those
Speaker 1: people are just haters and the show is just as
Speaker 1: good as it has always been. Sorry for the long message.
Speaker 1: You don't have to read it on the show if
Speaker 1: it's too long. Attached is a photo of Baby Nova
Speaker 1: and she writes a right, and that's from Kelly, And
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you picture little baby Nova one
Speaker 1: day old. I'm going to swing it around. I'll describe
Speaker 1: it to you now you you could. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: a beautiful little girl. She's got a little pink fuzzy
Speaker 1: blankie and she's got a little white hat. Those little
Speaker 1: white hats they put on babies, yes, keep their heads
Speaker 1: warm or whatever, or to know their gang affiliation. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. Yeah, And that is it. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: That's such a sweet story. Thank you, Kelly, and good
Speaker 1: luck to little baby Nova and your whole little family.
Speaker 1: And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Send your
Speaker 1: thoughts on names on the back of jerseys or both
Speaker 1: owners to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.