WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:01.760 I hope you don't mind when the Minnesota bought up 2 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:05.000 Goodbye gets a little bit spicy because Jenny brought up 3 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:07.960 something yesterday and we said, oh, Jenny, bring that up 4 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:09.320 on the podcast today. But I will tell you it's 5 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:11.080 a little bit spicy, and you don't want to have 6 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:14.359 this blaring in the car in front of little Cindy 7 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:17.000 Leu who in the back seat. So Jenny, what do 8 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:17.679 you want to bring up? 9 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.920 Well, first of all, you're the one who brought up 10 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:22.800 the topic right away, because we said something about boner, 11 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:25.600 and you're like, no, woman says boner, And I. 12 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:26.879 Was like, I say boner all the time. 13 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:29.800 Yeah, I've used the word boner in my life. 14 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:33.000 Well yeah, sure, but it came up yesterday. You're like, yeah, 15 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:35.200 he had a great big boner something like that. 16 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.039 No, I was saying how I had a dream and 17 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:40.399 I had a penis in it and I had a boner. 18 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:43.719 So anyways, and I said, no woman uses the word boner. 19 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:46.359 So then it transpired from there where I asked you 20 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:48.240 all in the room if you knew what a chod 21 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:50.560 was because we used to say chod all the time 22 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:53.359 when we were younger, and you guys didn't know. 23 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:56.759 Right, I've heard the word, but I didn't know you. 24 00:00:56.759 --> 00:00:57.960 Had somewhat of an answer. 25 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.759 But as far as I know and what my childhood 26 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:03.240 was growing up, when we called our friend Cody chody, 27 00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:06.159 it means a very thick penis, but short. 28 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.760 So a short, thick penis is a chold. 29 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:12.400 Anybody want to google it Urban Dictionary? 30 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:18.000 Okay, boner, Dave, Then what are you supposed to say? 31 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:22.439 Yeah, direction I'm hard. 32 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:25.959 One hard seems dumb. Yeah, well it doesn't. 33 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.959 I don't use it, sure, But I would also not 34 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.319 say I call Susan and say, hey, you know what 35 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:35.560 I got? I got a big boner. I mean, can 36 00:01:35.599 --> 00:01:39.640 you imagine that's that's what a twelve year old boy 37 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:42.640 would say when he's like, oh god, I woke up 38 00:01:42.719 --> 00:01:43.680 with a boner. 39 00:01:43.920 --> 00:01:45.560 I got a big old boner. 40 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:47.439 I didn't even have to go to Urban Dictionary. This 41 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:50.680 is in the Oxford Dictionary. Chold is in there. A penis, 42 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:53.480 especially one characterizes being short and thick. 43 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.719 The definition of it, I have no idea. 44 00:01:56.799 --> 00:01:58.239 Oh my gosh, we used to use it all the time, 45 00:01:58.239 --> 00:02:00.079 and I feel like I've said it in like my 46 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:02.319 adulthood and people are like, I've never heard that in 47 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:02.799 my life. 48 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:05.359 We've all seen one, A short, thick one. 49 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:09.199 Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I would say there's plenty of 50 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:09.879 those out there. 51 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:10.800 Yeah. 52 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:15.240 I remember Julie one time we were with. This is 53 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:17.560 back when Julie chased his mom and I were together 54 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:21.400 and we were sitting into Perkins in Mesa, Arizona, and 55 00:02:21.439 --> 00:02:24.879 I said, well, what's average, what's average size? What's average size? 56 00:02:25.199 --> 00:02:28.400 And she takes her fingers and she spreads them about 57 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:31.759 nine inches apart, and she said that's about average. And 58 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:35.080 I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? And then she's 59 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.960 like oh, and then she realized that I'm nowhere near 60 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:40.840 that measurement, so then she kind of moved them together 61 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:43.479 a little bit. And I was like, it's too late. 62 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:47.639 You're telling me that's been your average. And Julie was 63 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:51.280 with a fair amount of guys. Yeah, so yeah, And 64 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:53.000 I was a little bit shocked that she thought that 65 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:56.599 was the average. Anything else you want to add about Boner's. 66 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:59.280 Jennym No one thing I will say. 67 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:00.879 Because I was looking up while you guys were having 68 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:04.719 this com is, I feel like with Andrew, You're right, 69 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:06.599 I don't say, oh, look at your boner or something, 70 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:08.159 and I'll be like, you got a chub right now, 71 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:10.560 which is like the beginning stages of a boner. 72 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:12.840 Beginning stage Okay, now is that true? 73 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:16.120 Is it chub a boner? 74 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:16.439 Dave? 75 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:17.400 Didn't you know that? 76 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:20.039 I've never really thought about. I don't know I've ever 77 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:22.879 used the chub, like the word chub. But is the 78 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:24.520 beginning stages? Okay? 79 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:27.400 Is it appropriate to name the podcast boners and Chods? 80 00:03:28.159 --> 00:03:28.960 Yeah? I don't think so. 81 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:29.319 No. 82 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:32.400 Yeah, what if I say b's and c's. 83 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:34.199 Yeah, sure, that's fine. 84 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:38.120 Penis that is anywhere between semi erect and erect is 85 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:38.560 a chub? 86 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:41.400 Huh Jinny, It's amazing you know so much about this, 87 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.039 You know more about it than I do. 88 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:45.319 I feel like you're right. I feel like you would 89 00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:48.319 know more about certain things like this. But I just 90 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:49.680 Andrew and I are pretty vulgar. 91 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:50.680 But also we. 92 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:52.840 Were teenagers when I when chod became a thing, and 93 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:54.599 I'm telling you it was because we had a friend 94 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:58.080 Cody Letto, and everyone's like Chody. 95 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:01.319 That's one thing that Susan. She's not vulgar. She just 96 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:04.039 is not. And I think that's the funniest I'm really 97 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:07.199 inappropriate humor kind of a person. Like what was I 98 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:09.479 saying to Bailey earlier? I don't want to I'll go ahead, 99 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:10.560 you know, I don't want to say it. But it 100 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:15.759 was something like totally deliberately sexist and inappropriate, and Bailey 101 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.279 knew that I was joking, so then she was laughing. 102 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:20.360 And I think piled on a little bit because I 103 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:24.279 love inappropriate humor. It's just very funny to me. But Susan, 104 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:27.040 like if I said something like, oh, I don't know, 105 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:29.279 you know what I'm gonna do to I hope you 106 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.399 like anal because we're gonna have a big night if 107 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:35.240 I said something. If I said something like that to Susan, 108 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.800 she'd be like, God, why would you say that? 109 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:41.120 And I'm like, cause it's a joke. 110 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:42.720 Nobody says that. 111 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:46.360 Everything that comes out of my mouth that could be 112 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:50.759 termed sexual, even like the slightest sexual. Andrew turns it sexual, 113 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:53.120 you know, like I'm hungry, I got something for you 114 00:04:53.160 --> 00:04:53.519 to eat. 115 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:56.959 Those kinds of things. That's like all the conversations in 116 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:57.639 our household. 117 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:58.319 That's classical. 118 00:04:58.399 --> 00:04:59.199 I think it's hilarious. 119 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.720 It's classic fIF teen year old boy humor, and it's 120 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:04.399 easy and it's low hanging fruit and it's funny and 121 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:07.680 I love that kind of humor, but Susan does not, 122 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.560 so I just don't do it around her. I bring 123 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:10.759 it to work where it belongs. 124 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:12.720 To bring it to work where it belongs. 125 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:15.519 Okay, So moving on. One Eat has got a rant here, 126 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:17.360 So we're going to dig into one Eats rant if 127 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:19.639 I push the correct buttons and hope for the best. 128 00:05:19.639 --> 00:05:21.959 One Eat is rent. One Eat is a big contributor 129 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:24.240 of the show, and here we go with her rant. 130 00:05:25.079 --> 00:05:26.319 Well, not my favorite peeps. 131 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:30.439 So this week's rent is about Minnesotians and they're hot dish. 132 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:31.639 So I think I. 133 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:34.959 Told you guys before that I'm not originally from Minnesota. 134 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:36.800 I was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. 135 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:38.879 I've been in Minnesota for maybe about twenty five twenty 136 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:41.319 six years now, but there's still just certain things that 137 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:43.759 I just can't get used to. One of those things 138 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:45.720 is a hot dish. Where I come from, it's called 139 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:47.639 a cast role. I had never heard it being called 140 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.959 a hot dish until I moved to Minnesota. Since I 141 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:55.120 moved here, I've heard of Italian hot dish, Breakfast hot dish, 142 00:05:55.279 --> 00:05:57.439 and now the infamous tetor tod hot dish. 143 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:00.120 I'm not knocking it because I've. 144 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:03.680 Never eaten hot dish tatter tot hot dish. But every 145 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:06.279 pot luck at work, there's always fucking four or five 146 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:11.199 different variations of goddamn tater tot hot. In my mind, 147 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:13.920 I don't think God intended for tata toss to be 148 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:17.199 swimming around and soup and cheese and put in the oven. 149 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:19.680 Tato toasts is supposed to be fried in hot grease, 150 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:21.680 put on a plate, and put some ketchup on the side. 151 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:24.399 That's my version of tater tots. 152 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:26.959 So I'm not gonna knock it, like I said, because 153 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:29.000 I've never tried it. But I just can't get used 154 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.000 to the fact that tatter tot's being baked in soup. 155 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:34.519 I just don't see it. So come at me if 156 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.199 you want, but I until I try it, Like I said, 157 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:39.959 I just can't get used to that. 158 00:06:40.920 --> 00:06:43.199 Well, that's my rant for this week. Talk to you 159 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:44.240 guys next week, Love. 160 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:47.000 You by it? I respond, What the fuck? Yeah, okay, no, 161 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.079 I'm kidding one eat it. It's one of those things 162 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:52.079 where if you haven't tried it, then it's hard to 163 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:55.360 like appreciate how good it is because it's the creaminess 164 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:57.480 of the soup, the green beans, which are a little 165 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:00.319 bit of like different texture, and then the Chris being 166 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:05.319 this combined with the sogginess of the tater tots. It 167 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:08.160 really just it's kind of a great It's like a 168 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:10.120 party in your mouth. Yes, there's a lot of things 169 00:07:10.160 --> 00:07:12.360 going on in there. There's a d in the corner. 170 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:14.600 Somebody's doing limbo over here. Yeah, you got a keg 171 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:16.839 stand over here, you got a game of bags over here. 172 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:18.800 It's a party in your mouth with all kinds of 173 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:19.639 different things going on. 174 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:23.120 I agree. I love tatered hot hot dish, Juanita. You 175 00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:25.560 have to try it. It's so delicious. I would even 176 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:29.759 like make my own tater tot hot dish. Like in college, 177 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:32.920 we had tater tots and we had sausage gravy at 178 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:35.439 like at the cafeteria, and I would just get me 179 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:37.839 a plate full of tater tots, put that sausage gravy 180 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:40.800 or top. It's essentially tater tot hot dish without any 181 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:41.759 of the vegetables. 182 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:44.279 Delicious that's taken out all the parts you don't like, Yeah, 183 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:46.120 I mean the green beans, I mean high school. Yeah, 184 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:46.560 they're fine. 185 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:48.079 Yeah, I would eat the regular. 186 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:53.000 You know that sounds really good and so unhealthy, but yeah, 187 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.319 I mean it's funny because Carson, who's always been a 188 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:58.680 picky eater, he loves tater tot hot dish. His two 189 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:01.639 favorite foods are tacos and tater tot hot dish, And 190 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:04.639 so when he comes home from La sus will make 191 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:07.720 him tater tot hot dish. 192 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:06.480 Yeah. 193 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:10.000 We probably all have that one dish that we have 194 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:11.600 our parents make at some point. 195 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:12.879 Like, oh, good question. 196 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:16.519 Yeah, because like for mine, my mom makes really good 197 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.720 sweedish meatballs, so I'm always game for that. She makes 198 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:24.000 a great lasagna, and I will say as a Wisconsin night, 199 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:27.040 I'm kind of probably because I'm closer to Chicago. 200 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:30.480 We also didn't have hot dishes in my hometown. 201 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:32.799 It was just like a cast you call the cast roll, 202 00:08:32.879 --> 00:08:33.240 same thing. 203 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:35.639 Yeah, but like even like tater tot hot dish, I 204 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:37.519 didn't know what that was until I came to Minnesota. 205 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:39.919 We didn't make that, or even like we didn't even 206 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:41.440 make it. It wasn't like we made it and we 207 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:43.559 called the cast role. It's like we didn't even make that. 208 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:46.799 I would agree same in Colorado, Yeah, we anything. We 209 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:49.840 had with castroll was like a tuna noodle, tuna noodle 210 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:52.960 cast role with like wavy noodles in tuna and maybe 211 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:55.799 cheese or sour cream or whatever in there. Yeah, but 212 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:58.360 we never ever made a hot dish or a cast 213 00:08:58.440 --> 00:08:59.480 role with tater tots. 214 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:03.240 I wonder if you can get that at any like restaurants. 215 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:04.399 Because some restaurants do. 216 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:06.240 Yeah, for sure. 217 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.720 Let's go back to what was your great food that 218 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:11.519 your mom made? My mom had two her meat loaf 219 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:14.039 and her mac and cheese. Jenny, what about you? 220 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:15.720 Yeah, I would say I'm actually going to go back 221 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.399 on Swedish meatballs and say her beef strogan off was better. 222 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.279 So I would say that, and then lasagna was always 223 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:21.720 so good. 224 00:09:21.799 --> 00:09:23.480 Oh, that sounds good. Je Bailey. 225 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:25.960 My mom would make a roast beef, but we called 226 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.399 it roast beast because it was just like the roast 227 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:30.159 beef that would just stay in the oven forever, so 228 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:32.240 it would like fall off your fork and then like 229 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:33.720 potatoes carrots. 230 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:35.120 It was so good to me. 231 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:37.440 What did your mom think about it? You don't have 232 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.360 to send it in, but what did your mom make 233 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:42.519 for you when you would come home from college or whatever? 234 00:09:42.639 --> 00:09:44.559 What was your favorite thing your mom made when you 235 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:48.080 were a kid. Let's see. No, I'm not going to 236 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:52.039 read that one, but I will read this one. Wanted 237 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.480 to write in, says Aaron, and talk about the listener 238 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:57.039 ruma wanting to know how to tell her kids their 239 00:09:57.080 --> 00:10:00.919 grandpa is very sick. My grandma I was diagnosed with 240 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.360 a brain tumor the size of a tennis ball when 241 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:05.480 I was ten or eleven. I don't recall having a 242 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:07.440 conversation with my mom about her being sick, but I 243 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.320 remember visiting her after her tumor was removed. I think 244 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:12.159 my parents kept a lot of the details from me 245 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:16.480 is she was much sicker than they expected. She continued 246 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:18.679 to get worse until she finally passed in her own 247 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:21.360 home on hospice. What I do remember is the time 248 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:23.759 we spent together, and they emphasized time, so I'm gonna 249 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:25.759 go back and read it again. What I do remember 250 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:30.320 is the time we spent with her before she passed, 251 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:33.519 countless trips to my grandparents home to help Grandpa with 252 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.720 her care, bringing the meals, and just spending time with her. 253 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.320 I think it doesn't matter what you say to your kids, 254 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:41.840 but to bring them along to help care for them 255 00:10:42.440 --> 00:10:45.080 make sure they spend as much time with him as possible. 256 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:48.399 I'm gonna get teared up. That's what they will remember most. 257 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:52.159 That is a very good answer, because they wondered how 258 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:54.440 to say, hey, Grandpa is probably not going to live 259 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.960 long because he had prostate cancer that it spread to 260 00:10:57.159 --> 00:11:01.759 his liver and kidneys, or something like that topics. In 261 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:05.200 one of your recent episodes, Bailee mentioned one of the 262 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:08.480 speech kids using an advanced vocabulary word in his speech 263 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:12.240 my English teacher. Fun fact. She is Lena's sister. Lena 264 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:15.120 used to work for the show. Always used to have 265 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:17.759 a word of the day, which was usually a word 266 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:19.759 we'd never heard before. Thought it was a great way 267 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:22.759 to expose us to different vocabulary words using papers, speeches 268 00:11:22.799 --> 00:11:27.360 in everyday life. Just thought i'd share another fun fact. 269 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:30.360 My mom used to work with Lena at the bank 270 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:34.399 before she was hired on KATWGB with Love Aaron. Yeah, 271 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:37.320 Lena did improv and worked at a bank, and she 272 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:39.799 applied for the job by writing a letter. And that's 273 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.639 not how you applied for a radio job. You usually 274 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:44.240 send in audio samples of what you might sound like. 275 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:45.960 And I said, I'm not going to hire somebody who 276 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:49.159 works it up, bank gone. So we had her come 277 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:51.559 in an audition off the air, and she was so 278 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:53.879 good that we put her on the air, and with 279 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:58.799 no radio experience whatsoever, she killed it. She was amazing 280 00:11:59.360 --> 00:12:00.720 and she worked at a bank. 281 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:03.639 Wow the letter part of that. I knew that she 282 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:05.200 worked at the bank and all that stuff, but I 283 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:06.000 didn't know that. 284 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:09.720 There's a local improv guy Stevie Stevie Ray, and Stevie 285 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:11.360 Ray said, Hey, I want to tell you about this 286 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:14.360 girl named Bethany that's her real name, and she'd been 287 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:17.000 on the radio. No, she's done some improv. Okay, well, 288 00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:19.720 I mean I guess, have her send a letter or 289 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.320 have her get in touch with me. So she sent 290 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:23.480 a letter, which I thought was very I don't know. 291 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:26.919 I was a little snobby about it, like, god, yeah, 292 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:30.399 what an amateur. But then look what happens, so you 293 00:12:30.679 --> 00:12:36.720 never know. Aaron good email. Thank you very much. Next 294 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:40.120 one Hello Morning show team. Last week, one staff writer 295 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:42.240 sent in a fun challenge to come up with your 296 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:45.039 own music festival and three acts and two food trucks. 297 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:47.320 I remember that that was fun. I wanted to say, 298 00:12:47.320 --> 00:12:51.600 my family loved playing this. Well, I'm glad your family 299 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:53.360 did that. That's so cool that you shared it with 300 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:55.720 the family. I think one thing about our show in 301 00:12:55.759 --> 00:13:00.559 the podcast is like, if you enjoy it, you were 302 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:04.399 likely to enjoy it too, because what what do we with? Fred? 303 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:06.440 Why are they our friends? Because we have things in common? 304 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:09.080 So we both have the same wicked sense of humor, 305 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:13.480 the same maybe political affiliation. Maybe we have the same 306 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:16.799 like we both have sons that are fourteen years old, 307 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:20.480 or we are both doctors or whatever it is. So 308 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:24.600 if you like our show, tell a friend about our show, 309 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:26.879 because chances are they'll like it too. 310 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:28.159 Very true. 311 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:30.960 Yeah, here's my best shot at a few. If you 312 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:32.519 could only eat one candy for the rest of your 313 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:35.279 life and still be healthy, what three candies would you have? 314 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:38.480 Three Musketeers, Nerds Rope, Reese's Peanut butter cups. 315 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:40.080 It was really fast. 316 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:41.720 Yeah, God, well there was no question. 317 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:45.159 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go Peanut butter m and MS. 318 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:48.159 Oh I need some. I think I'm gonna go with nerd. 319 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:49.960 Wait was that your answer or her answer? 320 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:51.639 I said Nerds Rope, but I'm gonna change it to 321 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:52.919 nerds Clusters. 322 00:13:53.039 --> 00:13:55.279 Yeah, I would say nerds clusters because I need something 323 00:13:55.320 --> 00:13:57.559 like sweet like that, and then I think I'll go 324 00:13:57.759 --> 00:13:59.080 with kit kats. 325 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:04.240 Okay, I'm gonna say red vines, the licorice, nerds, clusters, 326 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:06.240 and then nutty bars. I'm not sure if that counts 327 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:08.519 as candy, but I could eat like those. 328 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:12.200 Yeah, they're so good. You forget about those. Those were 329 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:14.679 like a childhood stable, and then in adulthood you're like 330 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:20.399 a should I get a box of these for my pants? 331 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.840 Peanut butter and chocolate, just a little crunch. 332 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:25.440 That's a better I feel like that's better than kid cats. 333 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:26.960 Now, yeah, you can have it. 334 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:28.480 There's no rules. 335 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:29.679 It's not a real competition. 336 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:31.399 I want us Okay done. 337 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:35.919 Next question from Taylor. If you had to have three 338 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:38.600 pets at all times, but they had to be different animals, 339 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:45.000 which three would you choose? Dog? Cat, pet, rat, jenny. 340 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:52.279 Dog, absolutely, penguin, and shit, I'm gonna go. 341 00:14:54.039 --> 00:14:55.159 Oh no, I'm sorry, sloth. 342 00:14:55.840 --> 00:15:00.879 Okay, all right, say cat, probably like a chinchilla because 343 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:03.360 those are super soft. And then like a duck, like 344 00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:05.960 one of those big white, like storybook ducks. 345 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.639 I saw something on Instagram yesterday it was how to 346 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:10.200 pick up a duck? And I sat there and I 347 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:13.279 watched it. It was captioned how to pick up a duck? 348 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:16.480 And you can are you calling the podcast how to 349 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:17.080 pick up a duck? 350 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:18.320 No, but that's a good one. 351 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:19.159 I could do that. 352 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:23.720 And it was funny because I'm like, okay, how do 353 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:25.919 you pick up a duck? And they said, here's what 354 00:15:25.960 --> 00:15:28.320 you don't do. Don't approach the duck from the back 355 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:30.039 and reach your hands out to try to grab him 356 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:32.960 by the sides, because he's just gonna run. You have 357 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:36.480 to walk up to the duck from the front because 358 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:39.960 ducks won't be scared, put your hand underneath his belly, 359 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:43.240 one hand, and pick him up with one hand. Really, 360 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:45.120 and apparently ducks like that, and he did it. 361 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:46.080 You'd have to hold down it. 362 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:49.759 It's wings no, no. 363 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:51.960 No, I mean, I don't know. It's Instagram. Who knows. 364 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:52.600 I believe it. 365 00:15:53.039 --> 00:15:56.480 I can tell you that chickens. I grew up raising chickens, 366 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:59.279 and chickens don't like to be caught. But once you 367 00:15:59.399 --> 00:16:02.559 catch them, they like to be held and scratched. Yes, 368 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:04.799 And they will let you scratch their little chicken neck 369 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:06.559 and they'll turn their neck to the side like a 370 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.159 dog to expose more of their neck for you to 371 00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:10.720 scratch their little chicken neck. 372 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:14.879 I hated chickens when I worked at the Living History Farm. 373 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:17.799 I hated them because they were always so mean and 374 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:20.480 we had to catch them. Yeah, we'd have to catch 375 00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:24.080 them for like little kids to like pet and I 376 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:25.519 hated it when it was my turn to go and 377 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:27.679 catch a freaking chicken because we had to trip them 378 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:29.639 with like a hook and then they'd be on the 379 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:31.919 ground and they'd be like, ah, freaking out, and then 380 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:33.759 you'd have to like hold onto them and then try 381 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:36.399 to get away. But then once you caught them, then 382 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:38.639 it was fine. And then you would put your apron 383 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:40.200 over top of their heads so they felt like they 384 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:40.759 were sleeping. 385 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:42.799 Oh really, yeah, it sounds like. 386 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.360 It worked at the chicken version of Tiger King. 387 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:46.080 For a second there. 388 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:50.879 And finally, Taylor says, if you had to marry one 389 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:55.559 of your family members, which one would you choose and why? Lol? Sorry, 390 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:57.960 this one is weird. Okay, had to marry one of 391 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:02.919 probably my cousin Vicky, because I've always oddly found Vicky attractive. 392 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:05.079 I hope to God that her and her family are 393 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:06.759 not listening. I know they do once in a while, 394 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:09.160 but ever since I was a little kid. I've always 395 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:12.119 kund Vicky kind of attractive, and she's very funny and 396 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:15.279 very personable. So I'd say cousin Vicky Jenny. 397 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:21.039 Probably my cousin Amanda. She is very in shape. 398 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:22.759 She is way too good of a runner though for me, 399 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:24.559 I could never keep up with her, but I think 400 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:27.319 we would have very similar interests. And she's also a 401 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:29.759