1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:15,919 Speaker 1: Calaroga Shark Media. Welcome to the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft. 2 00:00:16,039 --> 00:00:19,239 I am your host, Johnny Mack. Now what we're doing 3 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,039 today is we are drafting comedians the way say football 4 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:28,559 teams draft players. We're building rosters, making strategic decisions, and yes, 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,399 overreacting to every single pick in the Facebook group Delly 6 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,200 Comedy News podcast group. Here's how this is going to go. 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,679 We have five teams. Each team will draft five comedians 8 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,759 to build out their roster. Your roster needs to include 9 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:46,479 one headliner, two feature acts, one wildcard, and one legacy pick. 10 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:50,200 This is a snake draft, so we'll go one through 11 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,880 five and then five through one, et cetera, et cetera. 12 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,880 Now you might be cynical and say, Johnny Mack, did 13 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,840 you have a routine colonoscopy scheduled for this week and 14 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,600 you needed a bit to retape a show? Perhaps, But 15 00:01:01,679 --> 00:01:03,759 it's also the NFL Draft today, so I thought this 16 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:05,599 would be fun. This is something we used to do 17 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,280 with serious million years ago. We used to have actual 18 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,239 comedians come in in draft teams. Some years it worked great. 19 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:13,760 Some years the comedians were just annoying and wouldn't go 20 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:16,560 with the bit comedians can be annoying. So what I've 21 00:01:16,599 --> 00:01:19,760 done here is I have asked the AI to take 22 00:01:19,799 --> 00:01:22,879 on several personas. I am not steering this. This is 23 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:25,319 all AI, and I'll explain to you who the teams 24 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:27,359 are and who the mindsets are. And I have not 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,480 read this ahead. I'm generating this as we go. So 26 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:34,319 welcome to the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft. Let's meet 27 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:41,159 the teams. Team Analytics. They're all about the numbers, ticket sales, 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,000 streaming views, social media reach. They're not here to be cool. 29 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,519 They're here to win. If you could sell out an arena, 30 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,920 they're interested in you. If you can't, you're. 31 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:51,079 Speaker 2: Not on their board. 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,519 Speaker 1: Next up, Team Purist all about stand up comedy as 33 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,120 an art form, craft, respect, legacy. Team Purist values what 34 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:03,519 happens on stage. If you built your career on TikTok, 35 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:11,000 they don't care. Next up, Team Chaos. They want headlines, controversy, 36 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,919 viral moments, big personalities. They are not building the best 37 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:18,039 comedy lineup, they're building the most talked about comedy lineup. 38 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,159 Speaker 2: Then there's Team Industry. 39 00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: Think of this about the suits, the agents, those guys, 40 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,560 versatility matters, stand up acting, writing, podcasting. 41 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,759 Speaker 2: It's all about your portfolio. 42 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,159 Speaker 1: Team Industry is thinking about long term value, not just 43 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,919 tonight's show. And then finally, we have a team alternative 44 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:42,719 the indie room, the old comedy scene. Bai has gannarrated 45 00:02:42,759 --> 00:02:47,639 the draft order. With the first pick, Team Analytics will 46 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,400 be on the clock. And with that, let us begin 47 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,319 the twenty twenty six comedy Draft. 48 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:02,479 Speaker 2: With the first pick. 49 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,039 Speaker 1: In the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft, Team Analytics picks 50 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:14,599 Kevin Hart's Kevin Hart goes number one overall. 51 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 2: Now think about it. 52 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: This is Team Analytics, Global star, Massive Box Office sells 53 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,800 out arenas roast of Kevin Hart movies, TV shows, Netflix 54 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:28,159 Show Safe pick Yeah, effective pick. Yes, Kevin Hart goes 55 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:31,719 number one overall in the twenty twenty six comedy Draft. 56 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: What do you think? 57 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: Facebook Group, Daily Comedy News podcast group. All right, it 58 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:39,319 is time for the second pick, Team Purist. You're now 59 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:46,080 on the clock. With the number two pick in the 60 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:55,400 comedy Draft, Team Purist takes Dave Chappelle. There it is 61 00:03:55,479 --> 00:04:00,719 statement pick, legacy, influence, undeniable on stage. Purist is not 62 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,639 messing around. Good solid pick there. I thought Dave Chappelle 63 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,840 would go number one. But you can't argue with Kevin Hart. 64 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:10,680 Dave Chappelle goes number two. Team Chaos. You are now 65 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:18,040 on the clock with the third pick in the twenty 66 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:26,040 twenty six Comedy Draft. Team Chaos picks Shane Gillis. Oh, 67 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,839 that's a strong pick, huge fan base, little edge, a 68 00:04:28,879 --> 00:04:32,959 little controversy. Team Chaos playing for the Internet and I 69 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,480 got one of the biggest draws out there. 70 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 2: Good solid pick. 71 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: Shane gillis number three overall in the twenty twenty six 72 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:43,240 Comedy Draft. Onto the fourth pick it is. Team Industry 73 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:52,519 is now on the clock with the fourth pick overall. 74 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,519 Team Industry picks Alli Wong. 75 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:55,199 Speaker 2: Wow. 76 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: Wow, interesting pick there, But they are Team Industry. Ali 77 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:06,079 Wang does stand up acts rights. Let's see what Team 78 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,759 Industry is up to. A lot of I don't know 79 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,279 about that pick. I mean, there's so many other comedians 80 00:05:11,319 --> 00:05:14,079 on the board. And Allie Wang going with the four overall. 81 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,959 What do you think? Facebook group, Dally Comedy news podcast group. 82 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:26,360 And that puts Team Alternative on the clock and with 83 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,360 the number five pick overall in the twenty twenty six 84 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,240 Comedy Draft, Team Alternative picks Nicki Glazer. 85 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 2: Wow, interesting choice. 86 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 1: I don't really think of her as Alt, but the 87 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,839 Team Alternative is telling me she kills it ROAs is fearless, 88 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,920 she could play mainstream rooms, n be edgy and it's 89 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:48,839 a smart bridge Team Alternative. Wow, I have some other 90 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,759 names that I thought they would have gone with there, 91 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:54,759 but okay, So to recap your top five picks in 92 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:58,720 the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, 93 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:03,879 Sheen Gillis, Alli Wang, and Nicky Glazer right onto round two. 94 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,079 Speaker 2: This is a snake draft, so we'll go in reverse order. 95 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,439 Speaker 1: With the sixth pick in the comedy Draft, Team Alternative 96 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:17,720 picks Chris Fleming. Yeah, that tracks unique voice alt scene favorite. 97 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,120 And now you've got a show with Nicky Glazer and 98 00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:23,800 Chris Fleming on it. That's a pretty weird, interesting show 99 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:27,560 that you probably want to see. That puts Team Industry 100 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:30,959 back on the clock. With the number seven pick, Team 101 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:37,360 Industry picks John Mullaney, absolutely a steal at number seven. 102 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,199 Their line up so far, Ali Wang and John Mullaney. Surprise, 103 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,600 Mullaney didn't go in the first round, right, but Mlanie's 104 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,680 still sitting there at the seven. 105 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:48,199 Speaker 2: Good pick there. That puts Team Chaos on the clock. 106 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,759 Speaker 1: Here in round two, and with the eighth pick overall, 107 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:52,360 Team Chaos picks. 108 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz. SNeW again. 109 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 1: We're making lineups here Team Chaos with Shane Gillis and 110 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,439 Andrew Schultz. That's a hell of a one to two 111 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:05,959 podcast clips, controversy all together all right. With the number 112 00:07:06,079 --> 00:07:15,519 nine big overall, Team Purist is on the clock. They 113 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:22,079 take Bill Burr. Oh no, the Bill Burr haters are 114 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,879 still mad that Bill Burr played the Riod Comedy Festival. 115 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,360 But Bill Burr joins Team Purist with Dave Chappelle. That's 116 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,279 a killer lineup. No gimmicks, no fluff, just stand up. 117 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,439 I mean, whatever you think about Riod, Chappelle and Burr. 118 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,519 That's quite a team. And the final pick of the 119 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:46,879 second round it's Team Analytics. Can they select Jim Gaffigan. Yeah, 120 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:48,959 you can't argue with that, another guy who could have 121 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:53,040 gone in the first round. Clean, massive audience. They'll sell 122 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:55,879 you some bourbon and you've got a lineup of Kevin 123 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,199 Hart and Jim Gaffigan. A little artistically wonky, but boy, 124 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:06,000 that is a very very sellable lineup. We'll take the 125 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,040 break there and we'll come back and we'll look at 126 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:22,639 round three of the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft. All right, 127 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,759 as we head in a round three, let's just reset 128 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,160 where we are, what we're building. Each team is drafting 129 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:30,040 five comedians, one headliner, two feature acts, one wild card, 130 00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:30,879 and a legacy pick. 131 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 2: We are almost halfway through. 132 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 1: The Team Analytics has Kevin Hart and Jim Gaffigan, Team 133 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,759 Purist has Dave Chappelle and Built Burg, Team Chaos has 134 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:42,559 Shane Gillison Andrew Schultz, Team Industry Ali Wong and John mulaney, 135 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:46,440 and Team Alternative at Nicky Glazer and Chris Fleming. On 136 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,600 to round three. It is the eleventh overall pick, the 137 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:55,799 first pick of the third round, and Team Analytics picks 138 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,919 Matt Rife. 139 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 2: Wow. 140 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,799 Speaker 1: The Analytics crowd looking at it, and they're dipping into 141 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:06,600 a younger viral audience. Matt Rife brings a huge social following. 142 00:09:07,159 --> 00:09:09,399 What do you think of that, Kevin Hart, Jim Gavigan, 143 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,519 Matt Rife. That's gonna set a lot of tickets. On 144 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,720 to the twelfth pick overall. Here in the third round, 145 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:16,840 it's Team Purist, and Team Purist is on the clock 146 00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:17,639 and they pick. 147 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 2: Mark Marin. 148 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:25,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, that fits stand up credibility, long career, not flashy, 149 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,240 very on brand. For Team Purist, Mark Maren joins, Dave 150 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:35,639 Chappelle and Bill Burr. Next up, Team Chaos on the 151 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:40,559 Clock and they select theo Vaughn. Yeah, that makes sense, 152 00:09:40,879 --> 00:09:46,720 Andrew Sheltsching gill Us, Theovaughn chaotic think of the social 153 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:49,720 media love that pick, all right? The fourteen overall it 154 00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:53,399 is Team Industry. Team Industries. Just a bunch of suits. 155 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,480 They don't care, They just want to make bucks. And 156 00:09:55,519 --> 00:10:01,679 they are picking Trevor Noah, Global appeal, hosting, ability, mainstream recognition, 157 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,399 Team Industry thinking about more than just stand up. Good 158 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,519 solid pick. And the final pick of the third round, 159 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,080 it's Team Alternative and they. 160 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,039 Speaker 2: Pick Robbie Hoffman. 161 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, Robbie, that absolutely makes sense for a Team Alternative, 162 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,799 unique boys, strong point of view. Still a little weird 163 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,320 that they've got Nicki Glazer on top of their team, 164 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,879 But Nicki Glazer, Chris Fleming, Robbie Hoffin a solid team. 165 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:28,840 That is the end of the third round. On to 166 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,279 Round four. Most teams now have their core. We'll see 167 00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:34,639 if it gets a little more interesting here. We'll see 168 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:37,440 what the wild cards who they come out with. Team 169 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:40,759 Alternative on the clock in our Snake Draft, and with 170 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:45,559 the sixteenth pick Indie Comedy Draft, Team Alternative picks Maria 171 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:51,799 bamf for all time, all choice Original, deeply respected and 172 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,039 this is a lineup that other comedians are going to respect. 173 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 2: Very interesting. 174 00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: Team Alternative is Nicki Glazer, Chris Fleming, Robbie Hoffman, and 175 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,120 now Marie A. 176 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 2: Bamford. 177 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: And that brings us to the seventeenth pick. Team Industry. 178 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,960 They are a bunch of suits and they're gonna go 179 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:11,600 with Hassan Minhaj. Yeah, that makes sense. It fits their 180 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:15,080 whole thing, stand up storytelling, a little edge TV presence. 181 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:20,159 Hassan Minhaj joins Ali Wong, John Maliny, and Trevor Noah. 182 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,279 Speaker 2: Now with the eighteenth. 183 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,639 Speaker 1: Pick overall, here in the fourth round, it's Team Chaos 184 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:28,759 on the clock and they select Berg Kraser. Of course 185 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:36,000 they do take your shirt off, everybody. Bg Kraser joins 186 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,600 Shane Gillis Andrew Schultz at THEO Vaughn. That's kind of 187 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:42,440 a thing, right, Yeah, that makes sense, right, Team Purist 188 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,679 and now on the clock and with the nineteenth pick overall, 189 00:11:44,759 --> 00:11:49,879 they take Wanda psychsw That's. 190 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:52,919 Speaker 2: A I don't know what to say about that pick. 191 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm not sure I like that pick by Team Purist, 192 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,399 Chappelle Burn, Aaron Wanda Psych Not sure that totally goes 193 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,440 sir right, but let me know what to think Facebook 194 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,159 or Daily Comedy News podcast group. 195 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 2: And with the final pick of the fourth. 196 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: Round, it's Team Analytics and they select Gabriel Iglecias. Of 197 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,679 course they do massive fan base, global draw, ticket sales, 198 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,320 analytics doing what analytics does. 199 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 2: Kevin Heart, Jim. 200 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 1: Gaffick and Matt Rife, Gabriel Iglesias, the analytics people are 201 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:31,639 going to make bank. And with that we are up 202 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:35,480 to the final round of the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft. 203 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:44,720 Here in this round, you were taking a legacy a comedian. 204 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,000 Team Analytics on the clock. They have crunched the numbers 205 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,480 and they select with the twenty first pick overall in 206 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:56,519 the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft, Jerry Seinfeld, the safest pick, imaginable, 207 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:00,519 name recognition, history, global appeal. You can't are argue with that. 208 00:13:00,919 --> 00:13:04,240 And I think that Jerry Seinfeld still sitting there at 209 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,360 number twenty one, and that brings us to the twenty 210 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,639 second overall pick. Here in the fifth round, it's Team 211 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:16,759 purist to their final pick is Chris Rock. Yeah, I mean, 212 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:19,159 how is Chris Brock still sitting there in the draft? Right, 213 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:24,399 one of the most important voices in Stand Up, Great Lineup. Okay, 214 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,519 Team Chaos, it is your pick. With the twenty third 215 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,039 pick overall in the twenty twenty six in comedy Draft. 216 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:35,200 Team Chaos picks Ricky Gervai. Wow, all right, they just 217 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:37,080 threw gasoline on the fire. 218 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 2: Love it. 219 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 1: That's a fun show when we get to the end 220 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,399 of the round, or remind you of who all the 221 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:43,600 teams are. But we'll move on to the twenty fourth 222 00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,279 pick in the twenty twenty six comedy Draft. It's Team 223 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:49,639 Industry there on the clock and they go with wait 224 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,840 is this right? Yeah, I'm told this is right. Okay, 225 00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:55,159 they have drafted a famous dramatic actor, Adam Sandler. 226 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,039 Speaker 2: I'm not really sure what they're doing that. 227 00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:03,840 Speaker 1: He's not really a funny person, but okay, that's you know, 228 00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,840 Team Industry. I guess they figure they can get a 229 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 Netflix deal out of it. 230 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 2: Okay, makes sense. 231 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 1: And then it is the final overall pick in the 232 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:16,919 twenty twenty six comedy Draft. Team Alts on the clock 233 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:24,559 and they select Comedy Survivor winners. Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman 234 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:29,919 a great closer, alt roots, mainstream crossover, still active, still evolving, 235 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:35,440 Perfect for that roster. Sarah Silverman the final pick in 236 00:14:35,559 --> 00:14:42,000 the twenty twenty six comedy Draft. So what do you think? 237 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,519 Facebook Group, Daily Comedy News podcast Group. Let's take a 238 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,679 look at the teams again. It is Team Analytics. Kevin Hart, 239 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:53,000 Jim Gaffigan, Matt Rife, gab Iglesias, and Jerry Seinfeld. That's 240 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,919 gonna sell a ton of tickets. The only knock Maybe 241 00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:00,559 it's a little safe, not much edge there, but if 242 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,039 you want to sell tickets, that team's gonna win. A 243 00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:07,120 team purist for the comedy snobs. Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, 244 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,559 Mark Marin, Wanda Sykes, and Chris Rock all command respect 245 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:16,360 in the comedy industry. The downside, they're all very different stylistically. 246 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,679 That shows a little all over the place onto Team Chaos. 247 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,480 This team is insane, sing Gillisanders Schultz, the ovon Berg, Kreischer, 248 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:28,759 Ricky Gervais. You want clips, you want headlines, you want controversy. 249 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,840 The Internet's gonna love this team. If your goal's attention, 250 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:36,159 this team might dominate the entire Comedy League here, Team Industry. 251 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,159 Now again the suits that they don't care, They just 252 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,240 want to make money off people. And it's Ali Wong, 253 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,679 John Mulaney, Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj and Adam Sandler. This 254 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,519 team can do everything stand up, acting, hosting, writing, No 255 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,080 weakness there. Every pick makes sense. It's a brand, it's 256 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,799 a network, it's a platform. It's a smart team. Not 257 00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:54,279 sure how exciting it is, but you know that's how 258 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,960 the industry guys go. And if that's not cool for you, 259 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,159 then root for Team Alternative. Nicky Glazer, Chris Robbie Hoffman, 260 00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:06,559 Maria Bamford, and Sarah Silverman. Smart, weird, sharp, unpredictable. How 261 00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:08,879 do you think they did? Go over to the Facebook 262 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:13,200 group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. I will post the 263 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,200 teams there so you can comment. And that is a 264 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,200 wrap on the twenty twenty six Comedy Draft and hopefully 265 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,279 on my colin Oscarbae see tomorrow