Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and t Bob Abert.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, off the bench with Jacob
Hester and t Bob aber the pitch. Now here's Jacob
Hester and t Bob a Bear.
Speaker 2: What up, y'all? One man out number two about TV.
It's a Wednesday, which.
Speaker 3: Means it's time for some fleust train with our favorite
hydration king, Matt Flynn QB two My High drink.
Speaker 2: My High dot Com. Drink My High dot Com. You're
Jake's QB two, but you're my QB one always in forever.
I don't know he likes p R seventeen and Peyton.
You might actually be QB three on his life.
Speaker 4: And speak so loud I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: I think you're probably QB three and Jake side, but
you're always QB one in mind.
Speaker 5: Manipulation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never get summer of O seven seven on
seven's having a dip in, spitting on the indoor, which
is pretty messed up, and snapping snapping to my favorite quarterback,
Matt Flinn. I'll never forget being on my official visit.
Speaker 4: I remember being so mad that a freshman left hand
or was snapping me the ball. Yeah, snapping it backwards.
Speaker 6: This guy the hell out of here, I'll never get
with a beaver haircut.
Speaker 2: And getting to go play guitar hero at Matt Flynn's house,
Hero of the Peach Bowl, the guy that I would
argue should have been starting, and there I was playing
guitar here at his house.
Speaker 4: In your underwear, I believe, with kiss lipstick.
Speaker 2: I think it was. I had an aggressive set of
boxers with hearts all over them. Don't know why. I
don't know where they came from.
Speaker 4: In a I think a sling too, Yes, said LABORAM surgery,
which turns out I don't even have a LABORHM anymore.
Speaker 2: So cool for me.
Speaker 4: You were on your visit, you were pole dancing with
one hand.
Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. We were at Bogie's
and yeah, I was. Uh, I'll never forget. I was
swinging around the pole doing some pole dancing, and my
hand slipped off the pole mid swing, and everything slowed
down because my adrenaline spiked, and as I was slowly
falling backwards to the earth, I remember thinking this is
pretty embarrassing in front of this bar from the older
people who had just met Remember you, though, I'm still
in high school?
Speaker 4: Was the age seventeen then?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. So I hit the ground deeply embarrassed. I
shattered a beer bottle, and in an effort to try
to recover, I chugged the broken beer bottle and cut
my lip.
Speaker 8: Jesus, Yeah, that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I think you truly came in like a wrecking ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We all looked at each other and we were like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that's out. That's how you get in until
you get in and get over. Guys. That was fun night, man,
It was a very fun night. Remember facebook message. I
remember sending like Facebook messages to like Richard Dixon and
stuff after that, talking about how the pole hit me
up and she's telling me she's pregnant and stuff like,
I don't know, I've never been out before. Is my
first time?
Speaker 5: It's a good thing. Your pro choice, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: We were. We weren't trained to see the red flags
back then.
Speaker 2: That was fun. That was a fun Uh that was
a fun trip. What's going on though, Matt? How's it going?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Drink myhigh dot com house.
Speaker 4: There's everything on.
Speaker 2: My high front. What are you laughing about? Taylor? You
ever seen the.
Speaker 7: Video of the guy trying to shotgun the beer bottles
in the pool and he breaks the glass. The down
syndrome guy, Yes, that's man, says t or you the
challenge guy in the pool video that is that is my.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite videos ever. It's this guy with
down syndrome who loves stone called Steve Austin and he.
Speaker 5: Does it with beer.
Speaker 2: Eddie walks into the pool with two glass beer bottles
in his family. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
glass all up in the pool, is all up in
the pool. I would play it, but I'm pretty sure
there's some cursion.
Speaker 5: No, the dad's yelling in the background or whoever.
Speaker 2: The guy in the backgrounds, oh man, he had a
great Steve Boston fit on too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: It's a great video.
Speaker 7: You never if you see the video you'll know why
I'm laughing, because he was referring to.
Speaker 2: It is fantastic.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: Can t Bob's hands even wrap around a guitar hero neck? Yes?
They can. Uh. In fact, I have a video proof
from my recent trip to Disney. Again, if you are
in the arcade the old Key West Resort, don't be
surprised when you see t Bob at the top a
lot of the the hard song leader boards, not to brag,
pretty big time stuff. Also Guitar Hero Man, I have
not played it in like fifteen years. It's hard, like
to get back into the swing of it. It was,
it was, it was, uh, it was. It was a
little harder than I remember, for sure.
Speaker 4: It's a tough game. I remember. I think we our
house was one of the first ones to get it
back in the day. It was over on Bruce Haard Yep,
that's where it was. Yeah, Peter Dakowski's ouse that we.
Speaker 2: Were living at and the smartest man in Cannon.
Speaker 4: So I got pretty good at it for a little while.
But like I hit a ceiling though, because I would
always I would just strum down, Oh you want to?
I couldn't. I couldn't go up and down. So there
was I hit a max so I could go ex
but I couldn't, Like I couldn't hit the Metallica songs.
I couldn't do a lot.
Speaker 10: One like on Guitar Hero Legends of Rock one by
Metallica on Expert was like the thing that everybody tried
to do.
Speaker 4: And there's some.
Speaker 2: YouTube videos the biggest one of all time ended up
being Dragon Forced Through Fire and Flames.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Through Fire and Flames whatever.
Speaker 7: It's like, after you completed all the other songs, you like,
played that at the end or something.
Speaker 2: So just recently somebody perfected Through Fire and Flames on
two hundred percent speed. So the Dragon Force meta is
still going on. People are still grinding. I don't know
if it's a guitar or a clone hero now there's
something called Clone here where they do a lot of songs.
But yes, dragon Force Through Fire and Flames. Dude, actually
might as well play it. It's pretty incredible. It is incredible.
Is it impressive? It's incredible, it's impressed? Impressive?
Speaker 4: Is it bad?
Speaker 2: I think you're asking is it worth it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I think you're asked.
Speaker 5: If both correct, it's impressive, extremely impressive.
Speaker 10: I know, yeah, that is kind of sad now that
I think about it, Like, why do you have.
Speaker 2: That much year?
Speaker 4: It came out twenty years almost almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: A lot of speed running though, does borderline on like
autistic behavior? Yeah, where you you you hyper fixt and
you you you just really grind this one thing, but
a lot of a lot of them. Stream it and
seem to have communities. I don't know if there are
communities that can support like a full time a full
time job, but.
Speaker 4: Man, think at this point, because we've all seen it,
it's got to support him some.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope, So, I mean, I mean, you hope
if you.
Speaker 4: Are the only person who's ever perfected at at you
should make some money. I don't know how. I don't
know who's paying you. He but in this day and
age where a lot of idiots out there make money.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, look, if he's on Twitch, you can
you can have subs, a little bit of bad revenue
people donating it was done by a streamer. He's full time,
I know, but does he only stream guitar Hero? Like,
that's my question, guitar Hero. I don't fully understand the
streaming economy. I mean, you know, the big ones make
like oodles of money, because of course you do, but like,
I don't know, there do seem to be a lot
of smaller community streamers that that is their career. Yeah,
And and I don't exactly fully understand the monetization.
Speaker 10: I'm like, who's watching this paying for it?
Speaker 5: To watch?
Speaker 2: Programmatic ad revenue where it just adds play a basically
amount of people are watching, you'll get a cut. You'll
have subscribers, so that's gonna be you know, somebody five
dollars a month or whatever. H and then you get donations,
people donating you video.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well no, I just a shorter version.
Speaker 4: Not impressive. Look at this.
Speaker 2: The good runs it should be coming up. And he's
got to you streaming. Oh my gosh, very right hand.
Only two to the solo todays so far. It's funny too,
because you've done this a billion times. So he has
no idea this is going to be the run.
Speaker 5: This sound.
Speaker 2: I love the sound. I can listen to it all day.
Look at it.
Speaker 4: It's more impressive than real guitar.
Speaker 3: What oh god, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: The hammer ons when he when he has both hands
on the neck and he's.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, okay, Stevie Rayvon wait wa.
Speaker 3: Wa what what? What?
Speaker 2: What? What?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 2: What what are you doing? Don't be scared? Put this
back on radio?
Speaker 4: Taylor?
Speaker 2: Wait, did it end? What do you mean you didn't
do anything?
Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't turn the volume all.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but you turned off the video. Don't turn
off the video yet. I want to see the whole thing.
Is that two hundred two speed?
Speaker 5: But this is five and a half minutes.
Speaker 2: No, it's because they celebrate at the end for five
and a half minutes. We're don't have to watch a celebration.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my guys.
Speaker 2: He's locked in. He's starting to he's starting to know
this could be the run, right, He's adrenaline has starting.
You notice he's not talking anymore. He is looking through
his eyebrows. He's not even blinking. Yeah you saw that
little I saw a little hammer on Jacob is a
tweet who knows? I imagine speeds.
Speaker 4: To somewhere, somewhere.
Speaker 2: There's a solo there, there's an extended part with the
Uh all right, look at him. He's locked it. Let's go, baby,
let's go finish the fight.
Speaker 4: Look at this.
Speaker 2: Look at this, Look at this, Look at this, Look
at this. Perfect We're we're on fire right now. Baby,
finish it, finish the drill. This is Rep. Thirteen on
the one tens. You got three more?
Speaker 4: Son.
Speaker 2: Isn't his girlfriend there? He's got a nice he's got
a nice set up. You don't think his girlfriend's there.
Speaker 5: I don't think he has a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at that. Married to the game.
But girlfriend, look at this, look at this, look at this,
look at this. You look at this, look at this,
look at look at this.
Speaker 4: Go go go go.
Speaker 2: Look at the chat chat starting to freak out. Finish, finish, finish,
say no, Probably hundreds, maybe thousand many people look at him. Yeah,
look at the chats flying dude, because they know this
could be it. Yes, yes, go brother, go here for
you look at it, look at it. How is this
even possible? Oh my god, he's been locked in. Come
on one time, on one time, one time for the
one time. Make it happen. Oh you've dedicated your entire
life to this. Do not screw it up. Now that's crazy.
No way, this is insane. Oh my god, he's so close.
Speaker 10: There's so many buttons.
Speaker 2: He's so close. Oh go go, go, go, go go go.
Who wait, come back back. We got to see a
little bit of celebration, now, dude, shut up, Taylor, let's go.
I thought I remembered his girlfriend being in there. Girlfriend's there.
Look at Chad, dude. I was here, I was here,
I was here, I was here. Unbelievable pass out. You
know he's tweaking he's adrenaline has to be through the
roof right now.
Speaker 4: Definitely, he looks like.
Speaker 6: Editing out.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's just driving.
Speaker 10: I'm a little scared right now.
Speaker 2: No, no, they added it out.
Speaker 5: He looks like Frankie Muno's it's over.
Speaker 2: It's over. He's finally free. I could get out of
this ring and stop playing through fire light.
Speaker 4: I can see the sun. Let's go on.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars donation, let's go worth. Who has that money
worth another thousand? Oh my god, thousand dollars?
Speaker 6: This man a thousand dollars, but he just did all
that work.
Speaker 2: The people who respect talent, all right.
Speaker 10: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand.
Speaker 10: I just don't understand, Like, who has a thousand dollars
to just give away like that?
Speaker 5: What's bigger? What's a bigger?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: You said? Impressive?
Speaker 7: Her said, yeah, what's where it's being the guy or
being like I'm donating a fellas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Oh, easily the guy donating. It's gotta be right right
for sure?
Speaker 4: Now granted how many how many years did he just
dedicate to that?
Speaker 2: One year?
Speaker 4: One year? How many? And then?
Speaker 8: Who knows?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 2: I know? I don't respect the money ratio.
Speaker 4: He just got fired up for two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's rough. That's yeah, that's rough. That's rough for sure.
Speaker 4: But like who said here at Fluster, we don't talk sports.
Yeah exactly. That was athletic achievement. Really, that was more
impressive than maybe any athletic but a lot sadder, very
sad singers.
Speaker 2: Remind me of have you ever uh I know the answer,
y'all have never kept up with the Tetris speed running scene.
I assume I believe it or not ever came across it,
exactly exactly. So in Tetras speed running, a new technique
has been made where human beings you can't hit the
buttons fast enough like traditional ways of your thumbs. So
they do this thing called rolling where they they get
one hand on the bottom of the controller and they
do this motion and they roll their fingers to create
a like almost like a vibrating like tapping, so you
can hit the so you can hit the buttons fast,
so you roll on the bottom.
Speaker 4: But that's what that reminded me of.
Speaker 7: Daniel blind most accurate comment of the day. He said,
I guarantee you in his crib somewhere he has a
ninja sword.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, well, I mean, I mean I don't have
a ninja sword. I do have a sword and rill
Flame of the West andrel and Dreweel and Flame of
the West.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about your tetris rolling. You know,
what I've never understood is a drum roll because it
just it just bounces off hands out.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like, actually, yes, it's the same concept.
It's the exact same concept.
Speaker 4: So how many strikes does the drumstick hit on the
drum every time they move their hand up and down.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I mean,
obviously it's variable, like they can get like great drummers
have four.
Speaker 4: Strikes, four strokes a good one? Is it two strikes?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that TikTok drummer with the beard?
You don't know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: No, shore Like then if like you're on a drum
line to show you this now, is it, like, dude,
that that is getting like eight hits of strike? I
don't know, Like, is there a stat on how.
Speaker 2: Drummers in the chat could tell us, like what's the
most impressive amount of yes, like hit, Yeah, hits per stroke.
Speaker 10: If you show us the TikTok drummer guy, you're gonna
ruin Matthew's day. He says this is the worst radio
he's ever listened to over the past five minutes. Well,
he came on the chat just to let us know
to stop.
Speaker 2: There's only.
Speaker 5: In the last that long.
Speaker 4: Day you can do anything.
Speaker 2: Jody would like, never give you radio this great?
Speaker 4: Do you think I should sponsor this dude?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Absolutely? When they connect us say say you want
to sponsor him, but but he has to agree to
do three hundred percent speed just ruin his life.
Speaker 4: One thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's over. I felt that it's over in my soul.
Speaker 4: Do you think I'll ever listen to this? Does anybody
ever listen to that song outside.
Speaker 2: Of that casually? It's a crazy strong song to listen
to casually, Right, But I guess that's stylid Music's not
my casual listening.
Speaker 4: Uh music on the soundtrack somewhere.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to break more flustering when we
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the seventh ranked morning sports show in America.
Off the Bench and with Hester and T Bob.
Speaker 2: We're here for sports talk.
Speaker 8: Tava.
Speaker 2: The best I can do is guitar Hero yes, sorry, guys,
I'm working on finding you the best l Este Patio
Sebiri Yano video. He's this drummer with millions upon millions
of subscribers on all the various Soshi medias.
Speaker 4: But you've it's like you just play all those songs
that were on Guitar Hero, like they forever be instilled
to me. Like when I hear them, just think about
yeah message. I don't think about how good of a song.
Speaker 2: It is no message in a bottles one that it
kind of rudes. I guess songs that way in some ways.
Parracuda war pigs.
Speaker 4: I heard you all on the way in talking a
couple of things. Oh yeah, what you got, Chang, you'll
talk about Texas A and m oh yeah for my
son and I who's nine, mister huck he uh. We
were we got a dynasty going.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah dude.
Speaker 4: So we're Rice. We've been the head coach of Rice. No,
I'm sorry. We've been the offensive coordinator for Rice for
about three years now. Oh wow, we're building that thing.
We have a lot of success. We got offered the
head coaching job in Texas A and m Huston look
at me and He's like, nah, absolutely, I'll stay in
Houston and be the Rice offensive course. Oh yeah, it
sounds like, look this guy, this guy gets it.
Speaker 2: Did you see? Uh? Did you see I got?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: I got worked by our league champ last night. But
then again, I'm kind of playing this season under protest
because they did all of the off season stuff when
I was in Disney, so I didn't get to set
a recruiting board. I didn't get to re recruit my
my portal. I know, it's unbelievable. It's I don't even
want to talk about it. Really, my own brother betrayed me.
But did y'all see how obsessed Dale Earnhardt Junior is
with his n C double nasty like a champion and like,
yeah he's he's in a big league as well, like me,
Like I'm in like a fifteen person were all in
the AC or whatever. But uh, but so is Dale.
And yes, he has full ass Excel spreadsheets on like
his depth chart, his needs, his recruited like yes, yeah, yeah,
he has like yes, he has like a literal like
play sheet where it's like okay, third and long one
of the ones that I like, like he Dale's in it.
In it. What's crazy to think though, is guys in
cua A twenty six is not far away. I know,
what are they gonna do? Like, how are they gonna
I mean, obviously they purposely leaves a lot of meat
on the bone to try to get it right. But
how do you? How do you?
Speaker 4: And this is the the he fixed the game by
not making pick six. It's so easy. Every time he
throw pick it's just score touchdown. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, but like you know, I but I do
like how punishing it is. I like that you throw
a lot of picks because it's that's fine. It makes
you really think about like passing concepts and not.
Speaker 4: Making mistakes off there's an eight chance. There's a lot
of it. There is.
Speaker 2: There is a lot of it, to be fair, But
how do you if you're making a yearly sports game
that people love, how do you keep what they love
but then change enough where you justify a new version
of the game coming out, especially in the internet eraror
where you patch it and you have updated rosters now
and everything. Like growing up, it was easy because it
was like, oh, all the trades and everything that happened,
they're going to be there now and new players. But
now that's all done twenty four to seven. It's an
interesting conundrum.
Speaker 7: I mean it's easy for twenty twenty six though, I
mean it's only go all the way through high school
with the road to glory like yeah, good way back.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's only the second year, so yes, it's it's
the easiest year in this conundrum. But it gets increasingly
harder every single season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I just every year, just do like
a twenty thirty dollars update to the same game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you gotta keep the gameplay of it,
and they really nailed the gameplay for that. I don't know,
We'll see I you know, dude, it is the highest
and this is crazy to me in a world where
FIFA exists. It is the highest grossing video game sports
video game of all time from a money perspective. And
it's only out on the I say new in air quotes.
It's only out in the new consoles, right, It's not
even on like Xbox one or or PS four or anything.
And yet and despite the fact that FIFA or what's
it called, now ea soccer club I think a football
club YAFCL Oh yeah, uh, that's a worldwide sport world
wide game, and they're both full of micro transactions and
still no money. No sports video game has ever made
more money than in Cuba twenty five.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that is that's pretty wild.
Speaker 2: College football fans are psychos with no in game purchases, right, well, no,
they have playing they if you get into Ultimate Team.
That's how all these things. I don't do Ultimate Team either,
but that's how all these games make their money for
EA now because you buy card packs and you get
like a ninety nine rated version of like Jalen Milroe
or Joe Burrow or something, and yeah, and then game, Yeah,
you buy players and you make roster.
Speaker 4: Once you get that Dynasty started, that's all you can
think about it.
Speaker 2: It's fun. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: I'm not looking at anything else.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 8: That's my like. If I played a game like that,
Dynasty is what I would have gone to.
Speaker 4: Do you all know if I'm Madden, they have is
the on Madden? Do they have the touchbush on the game?
Speaker 2: They have to? It would be crazy if they did it, right,
I have not played Madden.
Speaker 5: I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the Eagles playbook has it has to touch Bush. Yes,
I'm willing to say yes it too.
Speaker 5: It's just not any good.
Speaker 4: I know you said you wanted I didn't want to
talk about it, but like I did see a post day,
if you want to talk about that, you want to
talk about so, yes, if you talk about this. I
don't like the Tush Push. I've talked about it. Yeah,
I did see a post today when I was driving
in in traffics. I wouldn't drive it in look on
the phone, I was in traffic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, classic patterns.
Speaker 4: All right, If there is any more like evidence of
why this play should be banned from the NFL, this
is a quote from Nick Sirianni yesterday at I guess
the NFL coaches meeting or whatever. So that's a quote
from Mike Garofflo Post spoke to Nick sirian here today
on the Tush Push vote. With a grin. He said,
we'll see how it goes. I will say this about
Jonathan genn and Shane Steichen and Kellen Moore better vote
for it. They are in the head coach position right
now because of that play, So all three better. I
better have those three votes.
Speaker 2: Kellen Moore did actually talk about this yesterday he only
have head coaching job because push He said. It's funny
because Kellen Moore did say yesterday like I got look,
I got nick, I got my guys back. I don't
need to be swayed. I'm voting for it. So Kellen
Moore supporting this guy, Siriani, it's like, uh, it's like
a game of thrones, like trying to get your votes.
Speaker 4: I got those three vo because they are in position
of power because of this cheating play.
Speaker 2: Who was the uh who was the defensive player that
we played the audio from a few weeks back. That
was the one that really conceptualized it. It was Kendricks
or Hendricks, the old Vikings linebacker. Oh, Eric Eric, Yes,
and he's seen from UCLA right and he's sitting there
on the sideline. He's like, they should just like get
a giant guy back there. They just have everybody push
him forward like we nobody would ever be able to
stop it.
Speaker 4: And everybody's like, oh, the Eagles are doing a play
that nobody else can do because their quarterback squat six
hundred and fifty pounds. Blah blah. I saw a clip yesterday.
He took the snap and his feet weren't even touching
the ground. He was just getting carried forwards. Was like,
that's six hundred fifty pounds squads to do it.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't everybody just do it? Then? That's my only question,
isn't everybody just do it? They're they're about to good
and then and then and then ban it if everybody
does that argument, it's like if.
Speaker 4: You want to watch a full season of NFL football,
third and one is guaranteed, I do, or first and
goal from the one is guaranteed, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I want to see it proven.
Speaker 4: I would like to watch people you know, have to
scheme it up. Scheme the defense up, scheme the offensive.
Speaker 2: It's a little old scow. It's a little rugby lock,
isn't it? Get the defense? Get him root digging into
the ground there, little scrum sounds fun to me.
Speaker 4: Sorry's rugby the most popular sport in America? No, No
football is but the Nola Golder. You ever been in
Nola Gold game? I haven't. I'd like to, though, it's
very fun. I would like to.
Speaker 2: Also, Uh, they drink beer with each other after the game.
Pretty freaking cool?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: That's like only rugby people drink. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a rugby tradition where like on
two teams, like you meet together after the game and
eat and drink together. I mean the all the goal
games on the field. I don't know how it happens
in like World Cup rugby or like professional like Super
fifteen rugby.
Speaker 4: I mean you can go to any like inter real
softball game. They do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they haven't been like, you know, smashing each
other's collar bones and stuff for the last two hours. True,
every single rugby hit that I ever see, I'm like,
I just I just feel like I don't know how
they do. It should be a broken bone every single
play they'reling.
Speaker 4: That's why I think, and you youth football or beginning
football when you're you should probably tackle with no face
mask like those guys.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have. I have heard that every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have heard that. Uh maybe in a bit
of an ironic twist, that football's a little more dangerous
because the pads make people just fly in like full psychosa.
Speaker 8: You're lying on the helmet to protect you. You don't
have any.
Speaker 7: I got John Brincus with Sports Science what he compared
the football hits the rugby hit.
Speaker 5: It's one of the best episodes.
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 2: Oh what what do he say?
Speaker 7: Football had a He came to the conclusion football was
a lot more like you know how you always use, however,
many pounds of force, like that's the great thing that
sports science does.
Speaker 5: Football was a lot more forced.
Speaker 7: But he said, like, you may only experience that type
of hit like once or twice a game, and in
rugby you get a little bit lesser of a hit,
but you get it like ten times a game.
Speaker 2: Tough some guns. What about hockey? Did hockey factor in?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think John's a skater, all right?
Speaker 2: When you get back more TV.
Speaker 1: Off the bench.
Speaker 2: Oh oh guys, it is spring. It's beautiful weather, which
means it's.
Speaker 3: Time to.
Speaker 4: Go for dose.
Speaker 8: I'm just kidding. Let's do it again.
Speaker 2: It's time to do so look spring, you want some
do skis, that's gonna be the beer of choice to
have a great time. We had to shout out of ludre.
What was it do sequis that we drink at the
burl yesterday? Lion salt, little lime and salt. Put your
right in the mood of the beach as you're having
some tasty Crawfish.
Speaker 10: Uh River described it really well.
Speaker 2: Yes, she said, wait, I forgot it feels it was
essentially that it was like a beach beer. Great job
of Lodger, excellent job. So you should go for dose
and make the call.
Speaker 6: The spring ball good for any setting watching a game,
getting ready for a game, Crawfish, boil, if you're sitting
down for dinner, those scis to go to those sis.
Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 2: Matt, you're getting into uh card culture a little bit.
Speaker 4: Huh cracking packs, cracking packs, cracking packs, baby, and shout
out again to Huck. He's he's starting to get into
cracking Jack's cards now, so the knows the whole thing.
Speaker 2: We should uh, we should start a YouTube channel Jacket
and cracking Yep, get some crack yep. No, mm hmm,
and only fans Jacket and cracking that that makes more sense,
Just masturbation and cards opening. And that's the entire channel. Guys,
that's the concept.
Speaker 5: You'd get it, you'd get, you'd get a following, you'd be.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, probably I don't like. Yes, we live in the
end times.
Speaker 5: Imagine how many like minded individuals are like I do
that this page.
Speaker 2: Okay man. Yeah, it's like and like, you know, would
you get a really good card? That's when you have
to like finish. You have the climax. Oh man, anyway,
you have you opened anything? Have you opened anything cool yet?
What's the coolest card you've opened up?
Speaker 4: Do you have any of yourn that you've given your son? Yeah?
I do care about I had the old like I
came across like a bag that I don't know. I
don't know if the company in the n I also like, uh,
some like packer guy that I knew, like way back
when I forgot about this till I opened up that
bag he gave me like uh, he's like, here's a
collection I got in all these packs or you know,
cards or whatever. And it was like, you know how
you can get like the Jersey packs with like a
letter of their last name. He had gotten one for
all the letters of Flynn and so it spells out Flynn.
Speaker 8: So I really like someone we're trying. That's funny.
Speaker 6: You said that we're trying to spell out Hester and
we were missing the H in the R. Really I
can't find them. Yeah, well we gotta shout it out.
Sure nobody's got me somebody. Yeah, I mean maybe like
deep deep deep in a box somewhere in a storage unit.
Speaker 8: But sure they've got it somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, my dude, yeah, he was. He's excited. He's
only been into it for a couple of weeks now,
so he's only got a couple of like packs and boxes.
So it's great when they get into something those because like,
all right, son, fun you got to do. If you
do your chores this week, you get a card pack,
like you get all A's. There's so much bribery that
can happen now.
Speaker 2: I remember grinding busy work for my best friend's mom
small business, trying to sign business and I remember assembling
like thousands of signs for Japanese Pokemon cards back in
the day.
Speaker 4: Were you too young for the POGs?
Speaker 2: No? I I was. I was pretty young, but I
loved POGs. I still love POGs. Slammers, slammers, having a
good slammer, big metal slammer to slam.
Speaker 5: The where is this going?
Speaker 2: No, this is an old game. P O G, not
p A w G p O G. I don't remember
how the game worked exactly though, Flynn, do you and
but that because the slammer pieces were different than the
POGs and you would slam them into it. But I
don't remember exactly how it.
Speaker 4: Worked, like the pieces. Were they printed on one side, yes,
and just white on the other side, or just.
Speaker 2: Trying to flip them over with and then everybody would
walk around those two Yeah tube of sick POGs, big tube.
Speaker 4: You don't know what, Yes, you did and sport evangel
Howard definitely bring.
Speaker 8: POGs pog tubes.
Speaker 4: Look at p g got.
Speaker 2: Alexis Texas in here.
Speaker 4: No oh yeah, you had some POGs.
Speaker 2: Molkova limited edition. Check it out.
Speaker 5: This is this is where I thought this segment was going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, No. POGs were an actual collectible, very
fun to collect. Kind of a flash in the pan though,
like crazy bones or something. How long did Pog's last?
Speaker 4: Like a year? I remember going to a card shop
or a comic card shop and they had the Pog
slammers like behind the glass case like the check out.
Speaker 2: That's a big money.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Go to eight point thirty tailor and look at the
video that I just put in because it is a
rugby video and it may be the single most violent
hit that I have ever seen. Well, it's it's not
the most violent I've ever seen, But it's a good one.
Speaker 4: Did you bring up the internet browser and google POGs? Pug?
Speaker 2: Look at this watch this watches our ear watch. God,
that's the runner's fault. But look at him. He gets up,
He gets up? Hell yeah, is he knocked out?
Speaker 4: Protect yourself fairly alive?
Speaker 2: What level of rugby is this, Jake? Can you tell?
Is this like a club league? Like would this be like?
Like are these dads playing?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 8: Looks like somebody's playing in a breck park.
Speaker 2: God, you can't be getting hit like that.
Speaker 5: Like he's like, I'm following on top of it, even
necessarily number eighteen.
Speaker 2: I got our eighteen would have ran him over, you know,
well you can't run so high. No, Like our guy
kind of did it from like a light job. He
just stepped on it.
Speaker 8: Just I had. I had one look kind of like
that on a twenty ice against Tennessee.
Speaker 2: This is the best one.
Speaker 4: Will always be Jose with dian Punk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Florida churning the earth as Old Boy flies backwards.
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Speaker 1: Back from the break where the sports talk gets real
kind of off the bench and with Hester and.
Speaker 2: T Bob what's head? And y'all welcome back go TV.
Speaker 4: Do we ever get an answer to our drum roll question?
Speaker 2: We did, but I don't remember what it was. Somebody
said it and I've read it.
Speaker 5: It was like three buzz rolls or something.
Speaker 2: I still feel bad because I have not found you
videos that appropriately show how amazing that guy. I mean,
what we saw was just to the cross break now
was cool, but it's it's not It's still not what
I'm looking for. It's so frustrating, so frustrating.
Speaker 4: So if you can't get three to five hits per.
Speaker 10: Drum I think I remember that's what the comments that's.
Speaker 4: Average, Like.
Speaker 2: The best they're getting six to seven? Sure, Chris Fowler
is he hidden au in some sort of voice pipe?
This comes from Chris Faller just released the video saying
he's recorded one hundred and fifty five new touchdown calls
for the upcoming college football twenty six video game. Cool cool,
Hey guys, remember drinking My Head dot com you want
to stay hydrated, drink my high? Did anything else jump
at a you? Matt from the NFL meetings caballs?
Speaker 4: What was the cable? They always?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think they can. Yeah, like I think used
to you had to do it like the day of
the game. I think now you can do it beforehand
or what I'm like.
Speaker 4: I mean the kicking balls they had like no knobs on,
so they're really smooth, ara dynamic.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they just fly, yeah, a little bit like like
for me, they were like a little bit fatter batter.
Speaker 4: It's like the torpedo bat a little bit.
Speaker 2: Where do you fall in torpedo bat?
Speaker 4: Juice it up. I want him to take steroids. I
want them with metal bats. I want metal bats, metal
torpedo bats. The more home runs the better.
Speaker 2: Did y'all watch the Chipper Jones on Barry Bonds video
that I sent last night?
Speaker 6: It's uh, I've seen it before when he was talking
about what they did in a series and Bobby's like.
Speaker 2: We ain't pitches for that guy?
Speaker 8: An yere, I didn't I've seen that before.
Speaker 2: He Yeah, they threw him like I think he saw
like maybe like four actual pitches. The entire weekend and
he had like two walk off home runs. Yeah, and
you had like nine walks, finished like three of three
with two walk off home runs or something could sing.
Speaker 4: Well. We used to like the old old school nighttime
flustering days. That was our idea of, like, give me
two professional baseball leagues, one where steroids are allowed, one
where they or not. See which one gets.
Speaker 2: So Peter thal is doing this. I don't think it's gonna.
Speaker 4: Work though, of course, it's just you shouldn't really do it.
Speaker 2: Well, No, but what I'm saying is like the steroids
in and of themselves are not the type part. So
like I don't get why Field's throwing all this money
into it when it's like, it's only interesting if the
best players are on steroids.
Speaker 5: Give me the best.
Speaker 2: I don't need garbage players on steroidefl nobody watches the
UF take it. What we really did.
Speaker 6: We also created the ultimate slope pit softball team. Like
Jose Gonsanco was on there, Mart McGuire, John Cruk, Lenny Dykstra,
they were all on there. Will Clark would be on there,
no doubt.
Speaker 4: Like that's basically mid nineties Texas Rangers.
Speaker 2: Half the team is.
Speaker 4: Making that one.
Speaker 8: Franco so Sa sure put him in there?
Speaker 2: Wait, how did so said? How did so? The skin
change again? Have you all seen this? Sammy is black again?
Is he?
Speaker 4: Yes? I missed this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how he did. He looked like
a vampire for a few years there. I mean he
looked like Sammy so Escobar. Good for you see him.
He's back.
Speaker 4: Nothing better than Samy sos are running through the outfield
the American flag. I was on the after nine eleven.
Speaker 2: My little brother was on the Sosa side of the race.
I was on the McGuire side the race.
Speaker 4: I was an incredible save that we were at the
primetime age, still playing baseball, still poster.
Speaker 2: We had dueling posters in the room, baseball cards, Hell yeah,
what a rush?
Speaker 4: Why every night?
Speaker 2: Every night trying to see who was going to get
there first? And now Aaron judged it. It's kind of like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then watching Sports Center like damn Patrick seven.
Speaker 6: Yeah in baseball tonight? What batting stance did y'all try
to emulate? Like when y'all went to the plate, I
was Gary Sheffield just tried to do the hands as
quick as I could.
Speaker 2: Imber to emulate anybody about Sheffield.
Speaker 6: I remember my dad being like, hey, have you seen
anybody else outside of Gary Sheffield doing him like no,
he goes, yeah, there's a reason stop.
Speaker 4: Sheffield. Oh he's on the softball team. Du he's definitely
on the Sophone man who was the guy he played for?
He went, I think he came from the Yankees and
went to the Rangers, and he like held.
Speaker 9: The bat back like this Mike Mordecai. Maybe no, he
was a redheaded guy. He held the bat back like
straight Backton.
Speaker 4: Who was.
Speaker 5: Old boy.
Speaker 2: That would start. He had the open faced bat and stands.
He'd start facing the picture and then he would close
as the picture was going into his uh, into his
windup as.
Speaker 4: Like everyone's at the same spot at point of contact.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeff bagwell, I love Jeff.
It's just a little squatty effort. Hey, drink my head,
I count, drink my heart. I count. Thank you, Matt Flynn,
you count. Who wasn't off the bench