Speaker 1: What's up, everybody. Welcome to rose Pricks. It's the morning
Speaker 1: after the Valley God. This show. Now, when we started,
Speaker 1: when we just got on the phone with each other
Speaker 1: and we weren't including our audience yet, we were saying,
Speaker 1: I think this is like a good thing to tell people.
Speaker 1: We were worried about ourselves. We're like, we're really we're
Speaker 1: in putting a lot into our brain holes. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: into our brain holes. Yes, we're being a lot of negativity.
Speaker 1: And one of the people that causes that is Jesse
Speaker 1: and I feel like he's got kind of an underrated villain.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know that he's even And I will
Speaker 1: just tell you the truth. We don't talk.
Speaker 2: We don't really go to political usually on rose Pricks,
Speaker 2: like we have other places for that. But I had
Speaker 2: been watching the news all day and I.
Speaker 1: Was very displeased with the news. I was displeased with
Speaker 1: old There.
Speaker 2: Was many, many things, and I couldn't get away from it.
Speaker 2: I kept turning on my YouTube TV, and then that
Speaker 2: was just it was always CNN just and it was
Speaker 2: just that voice, you know, the voice, a big, beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I just kept hearing it and my body. I was like,
Speaker 2: I feel so sad, and I was feeling very not
Speaker 2: just anxiety, but like such deep sadness and for the world,
Speaker 2: like I just started crying again, probably hormones as well,
Speaker 2: but still. And then like it was all that and
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, well, we gotta do Valley Notes,
Speaker 2: so let me watch the Valley And the second I
Speaker 2: turned it on, I heard Jesse's voice, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I feel equally as bad just Jesse's in.
Speaker 1: Well, no, he's of course not worse than Trump, because
Speaker 1: Trump is a sociopath, but he does have that quality
Speaker 1: that makes you crazy where he says things as if
Speaker 1: they're not horrible things that he's saying he's hate, and
Speaker 1: he gets away with it in a very Trump like
Speaker 1: way where he's just like he'll be like, what, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not saying I'm not saying that Michelle
Speaker 1: is a whore right now. I'm just saying that I'm
Speaker 1: going to really try not to call her a horror.
Speaker 2: Because so many times when he said so many time, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, I mean it was maybe wrong of
Speaker 2: me to call her a slut and horror, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe slutin horror is too much like he just did
Speaker 2: it on purpose. This is as bad as Trump. He
Speaker 2: just doesn't have the power. If he had Trump's power,
Speaker 2: he'd be doing all kinds of crazy show.
Speaker 1: And nobody calls him on it. That's that's the thing
Speaker 1: that a lot of these people on this show don't
Speaker 1: call each other out on the actual things they do,
Speaker 1: like Janet, And that's why it's sometimes it's hard to
Speaker 1: watch because and I know, I know that people are
Speaker 1: think it's somehow misogynistic to think that Janet is the worst,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. Janet is horrible, and people are like,
Speaker 1: what she's up there? I don't know that. See, I
Speaker 1: I do not like Janet. I am so with you.
Speaker 2: She gets more annoying every day, every day, more every day.
Speaker 2: But she's to me Jesse still. I mean, if we
Speaker 2: had to rank them, well, Jesse is of course horrible,
Speaker 2: I would rank them. I mean, I would say Jesse
Speaker 2: is probably the worst person on the show. I can't
Speaker 2: think of then maybe Janet.
Speaker 1: What about jen Jackson? Oh what really? Well, No, Jax
Speaker 1: to me is hands down the absolute worst. He's going
Speaker 1: on there the best person on the show. Jackson's third
Speaker 1: would you say, what do you say? You're saying Jackson
Speaker 1: is the third best person on the show, now the
Speaker 1: third worst person on the show. I meant right, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying no, I think he's absolutely the worst person
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: Sure, Jesse versus Jacks, you're sitting in a room and
Speaker 2: you'd rather hang with Jesse. I mean, I'm not putting
Speaker 2: it down. I just I mean, they're both. There's no
Speaker 2: good ants. But it's not who I'd rather hang with.
Speaker 2: It's who should be arrested or who you'd rather have
Speaker 2: sex with? Who I'd rather have sex with, And that
Speaker 2: is the hands oh hands down, Jesse. I think that's
Speaker 2: what you're gonna say.
Speaker 1: No, Jacks, I don't, my god, Okay, I've got I've
Speaker 1: got to f Mary kill for you. Okay, it's happening.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you ask you You've my
Speaker 1: favorite thing.
Speaker 2: You don't have to pull. I mean, oh, you're saying
Speaker 2: sorry to the people listening. I got it. But I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to the people that I'm sorry for you,
Speaker 1: for the people that you're about to have to choose between.
Speaker 1: But Jesse, Jack's oh my god, I was going to
Speaker 1: give you somebody so easy, but I won't Jesse, Jax
Speaker 1: or Janet. I mean there you go. Oh, I feel like,
Speaker 1: have you done this one? Let me think. I don't
Speaker 1: think so that's actually pretty easy, is it.
Speaker 2: Let me think for a second, because you have to
Speaker 2: marry Jesse, you have sex with he's pretty attractive.
Speaker 1: That might be fun. He'd probably be fun. I guess
Speaker 1: you have to marry Danet. I I couldn't because she's
Speaker 1: just too basic. Okay, Benji, I'm gonna give you that's
Speaker 1: Luke's boyfriend. I know who Benji is. I've been watching
Speaker 1: the show and taking notes on it. BENI to tell
Speaker 1: me who the characters are, Like, you're like, have you
Speaker 1: seen the episode? Do you know who? Okay, do you
Speaker 1: know who Cruise is? Okay, Luke Luke? And then like,
Speaker 1: no matter.
Speaker 2: What, whether you're married to Luke, I'm not putting Cruise
Speaker 2: in there. If you're married to Luke, he always his
Speaker 2: his cheeks, are they become like literally fluorescent red, which
Speaker 2: they were in this where they were.
Speaker 1: Like, oh god, yeah, that's what it would look like
Speaker 1: all the time. If you looked at him, and if
Speaker 1: you had sex with him, you had you would have
Speaker 1: to gaze into his eyes, and that's you would see
Speaker 1: that like it would glow in his beautiful blue eyes,
Speaker 1: his beautiful brown eyes. Beautiful blue that will never not
Speaker 1: make me laugh. That's from ninety day you guys, that
Speaker 1: we will never do again. But if I should go
Speaker 1: back and listen to our recaps of ninety Day Paradise
Speaker 1: the other way, I think it was. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the worst thing that we've ever done on this show,
Speaker 1: I think, But it was really Our recaps were really
Speaker 1: funny because we hated everybody so much. Luke, Benji or
Speaker 1: Janet f Mary kil were hurt. Okay, Well, I would
Speaker 1: a hundred percent Mary Benji Hello, that would be so fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it would, but go ahead. I
Speaker 2: mean he's fine, He's like, doesn't do anything wrong. I
Speaker 2: just you know, well, I think i'd marry Luke.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna kill Benji?
Speaker 2: Would you're going to kill Janet? You're going to have
Speaker 2: sex with Benji? Wait, but you said you don't want
Speaker 2: to cruise. No, no, no, not cruise, Benji.
Speaker 1: You said I would never put cruise in a sitchu
Speaker 1: away cruise, Benji? Who else cruise's played? That was there
Speaker 1: one time. I guess, Look, this is our last show
Speaker 1: for sure. Oh my god, you know somebody will be
Speaker 1: get canceled. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I really don't appreciate. Okay Diddy, one of Ditty's younger.
Speaker 1: I mean this just in Diddy has completely gotten off
Speaker 1: on almost all the charges.
Speaker 2: Did he Well, yeah, except for one and the judge
Speaker 2: prostitution that you have to finish.
Speaker 1: No, wasn't it like something? Was it? Was it? Prostitution?
Speaker 1: I mean that's the easiest one off on all the
Speaker 1: harshest charges. And the judges now just yes, it's done.
Speaker 1: Now the judge is just deciding if he should have
Speaker 1: to go to jail for those charges, if they should. Really,
Speaker 1: he's not off, he's not off. So they found him
Speaker 1: guilty right, very like much lesser charges like prostitution. I think,
Speaker 1: my god, I'm looking at it now. I didn't think
Speaker 1: it would be this early.
Speaker 2: I was going to say we should do a whole
Speaker 2: thing on that, but I thought it would be later today.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? The fucking jury doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be there anymore. And they so much said it.
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, we can't do this much anymore.
Speaker 1: You didn't used to be able to do that.
Speaker 2: There were people on the oj trial that wanted to
Speaker 2: die because they couldn't get off of it.
Speaker 1: Now nowadays, the.
Speaker 2: Kids today, kids so sensitive, they're just but they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're done, so they yeah. So they found him not
Speaker 2: guilty on three counts. They acquitted him of racketeering and
Speaker 2: sex traffing of Cassie and sex trafficking of Jane.
Speaker 1: So he was convicted.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we'll come back to this three counts three and five,
Speaker 2: which are transportation for the purpose of prostitution the Man Act.
Speaker 2: He faces a maximum sentence of ten years for each
Speaker 2: of those accounts, so we don't know how much he'll get.
Speaker 1: So maybe he'll get thirty years nothing. The judge is
Speaker 1: deciding if he should even have to like be sent
Speaker 1: to jail right now. Is one of the things that
Speaker 1: he was, like for beating her up or and they
Speaker 1: just not sue for that. I don't know, Cassie, that's
Speaker 1: I don't know, but this is our our Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: crazy how hard it is like to come forward as
Speaker 1: a woman and get any kind of justice. Well, hopefully
Speaker 1: so much victim blaming fifteen years. Let's let's hope at
Speaker 1: least gets ten years. That's all we can do and
Speaker 1: all we do. That's our job, and that's our show.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, show you guys.
Speaker 2: We don't want to talk about the valley today. So
Speaker 2: think you know we are we are, we are. Let's start.
Speaker 2: Let's start with them at drink?
Speaker 1: Can I can I make a one? I know that
Speaker 1: this was already kind of macro, but I have a
Speaker 1: different macro note, which is that the editors. I just
Speaker 1: I find, having having kind of dealt with editors in
Speaker 1: the past, I feel like this show is so badly edited.
Speaker 1: They do this thing where they go, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: they'll just show you something that looks like previews for
Speaker 1: the next week, but then they act like that was
Speaker 1: that was part of the show. Oh yeah, It's very confusing,
Speaker 1: and you're like, but no, we didn't get to that
Speaker 1: last week. In fact, you and I made a storyline
Speaker 1: about the fact that they were like, hey, uh we're coming,
Speaker 1: We're doing this this week, and then they didn't do
Speaker 1: it this week, And now they're trying to say, oh, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we did it. We did do it this week. We
Speaker 1: ended the episode on this, but then they didn't really
Speaker 1: end the episode on that. They went, well, actually twenty
Speaker 1: four hours earlier, right, and you're like, well, which is
Speaker 1: it right? Did it happen or didn't it? It didn't happen,
Speaker 1: but they wanted to make a a what do you
Speaker 1: call it? A continuation a cliffhanger so badly that they
Speaker 1: gas lit us. Yeah they did. They totally did. They're like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? No, we did that. We
Speaker 1: was on last week and we're like, no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen yet, and you jumped to that anyway,
Speaker 1: we do. They try to do that to us, and
Speaker 1: it made me mad where they're like previously and you're like, no, no,
Speaker 1: that didn't happen yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad you said that, because I was very
Speaker 2: confused by that, and I kept just kind of clicking
Speaker 2: forward because I'm like, let's just get to let's just
Speaker 2: do this, yeah, you know, and we are.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 2: They start they're doing the thing that you hate where
Speaker 2: it shows everybody's order, all their drink orders and all
Speaker 2: their food orders for absolutely no reason. Right at the
Speaker 2: table Kristin and Luke. This is their big day, this
Speaker 2: is their big weekend, but she doesn't know it yet,
Speaker 2: but they're late.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: You know, this is kind of you know, the beginning
Speaker 2: of every episode, they're sort of checking in what everyone's doing.
Speaker 1: So they're doing that.
Speaker 2: Kristin and Luke are getting ready Jack's I guess Brittany
Speaker 2: tells somebody that's like Jack.
Speaker 1: No, imply with courage at my house and in her
Speaker 1: confessional or whatever.
Speaker 2: The boobs have now gotten to the point where I
Speaker 2: feel like we need to call in somebody.
Speaker 1: But we were calling her an old West madam because
Speaker 1: John was watching it with me. I was like, she's
Speaker 1: gonna come. She's in the saloon serving sidets. They're so's
Speaker 1: they got bigger? What's the show that that doctor Debro
Speaker 1: Heather Debro's husband does, of course with fotched his name, Yeah, botched.
Speaker 1: We got to get her on Batch because like, that's
Speaker 1: too much. That's botched. I got botched. Yes, she's she's
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. She's like, so Jack, She's gonna go to
Speaker 1: my pool, which I liked that, you know, I like
Speaker 1: that idea. Right, No, Jack should not be in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Yes he should be with his son. You got to
Speaker 1: give him something there, So okay, we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: So then Danny, Danny really didn't have. We made this
Speaker 1: entire season so far about dark Danny, but he had
Speaker 1: like two lines this episode. Yeah, and he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be the scariest guy there, the worst drunk. Oh god,
Speaker 1: dark Danny every time he gets a drink in him.
Speaker 1: They didn't even focus on him even having one drink.
Speaker 1: Thank god, I mean gay, they gave him a break. Now.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say something now that's going to probably
Speaker 2: annoy and upset you. But okay, so he thinks Lucas
Speaker 2: frazzled for some reason. I don't think he's that frazzled.
Speaker 1: He's here though, No, because but but don't forget. I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't forget, never forget. Uh No, they showed that he
Speaker 1: had like a drunken night. Oh he's he's saying it's
Speaker 1: because he's upset about his grandma. But then they did
Speaker 1: that whole flashback where he's running around the hotel in
Speaker 1: his underwear and screaming it at Kristen. Remember, yeah, they
Speaker 1: did show they did a flashback of that. I kind
Speaker 1: of that's what he's talking about. He's like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's being nice about it. He's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: three under three. He's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his little eyebrows. But then this is where I
Speaker 2: got upset. I think you're gonna know where this is
Speaker 2: because again, I know we're going quickly through this, but
Speaker 2: this is just like here's where everybody is at the beginning. So, Nia,
Speaker 2: I just don't like her, and I'm ready for you
Speaker 2: to comment me. I know you're going to say, why
Speaker 2: don't you like her? She just bugs me. I don't
Speaker 2: think she's a mean person or anything, but she's just like, she.
Speaker 1: Just bugs me. She might bug me the most. Wow,
Speaker 1: that is a strong That is a strong statement.
Speaker 2: Daniel and I talked like the you know, the Daniel,
Speaker 2: and then she talks to Janet, and I understand that
Speaker 2: they're saying like, yeah, we don't want anything to do
Speaker 2: with Janet. Really we didn't get that much resolved.
Speaker 1: And she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting her down as a human. She's like
Speaker 2: killing it. She's great, but she just bugs me. I
Speaker 2: cannot imagine having lunch with her. I mean yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: I mean I guess that's what it comes down to,
Speaker 2: Like who in this cast would we hang with. We
Speaker 2: would hang with Jasmine, we would hang with Zach, I'd
Speaker 2: hang with kristin a little.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 2: I think maybe for some reasons, that's a lot. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's enough. I guess we have people to hang with,
Speaker 2: but that's kind of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I guess Michelle's okay, but okay,
Speaker 1: so she's they're talking about that, and Kristen's like fuck her,
Speaker 1: which I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you like that too. Christen's like, fuck Janet,
Speaker 2: she didn't even do shit. That conversations all happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that conversation is happening. Let's see. Oh, and they're being
Speaker 2: weird at this dinner because Jesse's like, I keep finding
Speaker 2: my phone. It's under Britney's tit. It's he really said dress.
Speaker 2: He's like, but I don't want to go under there.
Speaker 2: They're all just being you know, they're just broish. Everyone's
Speaker 2: being a bro and Aaron Aaron a couple times and
Speaker 2: he's like this fucking guy, which is important. In a second,
Speaker 2: then Jason says so annoying leda Michelle like yeah, but
Speaker 2: like arent like, uh not Aaron, Jesse's making positive strides, right,
Speaker 2: kind of annoying person that would say positive strides. And
Speaker 2: Michelle's like, no, actually he's like way worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then who made the big deal about getting the check?
Speaker 2: One of them's like, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got the check, but I didn't rewind to see
Speaker 2: who that was.
Speaker 1: That's the that's so funny because John said that too,
Speaker 1: like as if anybody's going to get the check, obviously
Speaker 1: production is getting the check, right Yeah, uh yeah, so no,
Speaker 1: so dumb. Okay, So I wrote, so I sent you
Speaker 1: a screenshot of Aaron because Aaron's eyes are worse. It's
Speaker 1: worse than Jat. I mean, he's not angry, but he
Speaker 1: has either cocaine.
Speaker 2: Eyes or look at the pupils I'm gonna make it
Speaker 2: kind of big, or or.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's dying. Could he be diabu? Could he have
Speaker 1: like have a thyroid? Thyroid? Do you think he has
Speaker 1: a thought? Are we diagnosing him?
Speaker 2: I have that some people just like Seinfelt. I mean
Speaker 2: there's certain people that just have We know people that
Speaker 2: have like but it's out of control right well in
Speaker 2: that Yeah, I'm trying to see if there's any other
Speaker 2: signs of like coke or something.
Speaker 1: I don't see it. He's not sweating profusely, that's true.
Speaker 1: He's kind of calm. He's not rubbing his jaw, he's
Speaker 1: not like moving his jaw. But it's all in the eyes.
Speaker 1: It's all in the eyes because every time anybody asked
Speaker 1: him a question, instead of having an actual response, he
Speaker 1: is like angry in his face. His eyes just bulge
Speaker 1: out and he goes, yeah, man, cool bruh. And you're like, well,
Speaker 1: obviously it's not cool because your eyes are bugging out,
Speaker 1: which I understand because you were dealing with a monster
Speaker 1: in Jesse. So I get scared.
Speaker 2: He's scared. I think he's scared. Baby, Yeah, he's scared.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know, he's nervous. They're coming at him. He
Speaker 2: doesn't know which way they're going to go. So he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he reminds me of someone that I used to date,
Speaker 2: and I can't remember who that. Somebody who would be
Speaker 2: they kind of hide their their anger a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think, you know, Aaron might be somebody who's got
Speaker 2: a little he's got some stuff that's hidden that's pushed down.
Speaker 2: Not that he's a bad guy, but they're just not
Speaker 2: good with like there's not good with like confrontation.
Speaker 1: So he's I think I'm going to say I'm going
Speaker 1: to go out on a limb and say that I
Speaker 1: think that Michelle might have bad taste in men. I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think. Aaron seems like this great guy,
Speaker 1: the greatest guy.
Speaker 2: I think he does so far. But then again, I
Speaker 2: just defended Luke and was like, he seems nice. I
Speaker 2: mean they all I think it's all relative because they
Speaker 2: seem fine compared to like Jesse and Jason and Jack's
Speaker 2: the three J's yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. So everybody gets up off the
Speaker 1: from the table and Jesse, who's clearly drunk. And by
Speaker 1: the way, Jesse's said, uh, he's been making comments about
Speaker 1: staring at someone's boobs. Is he talking about Michelle's boobs?
Speaker 1: I think he's talking about Britney's boobs. He's really inappropriate
Speaker 1: and gross. He's just like, yeah, staring at people's boobs
Speaker 1: and you know, and he's just clearly drunk, which no
Speaker 1: one ever is like, wow dark. Jesse comes out. Nobody's
Speaker 1: one time he said that, but he's clearly darn y.
Speaker 2: Pulls Aaron aside, and I'm just like, hey, Aaron, yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to hold top bro right, can you hold
Speaker 2: back un And he says to like he's like, just
Speaker 2: us bro.
Speaker 1: Just us bro. Oh came out? Hey man, hey, we
Speaker 1: have some issues to discuss. He goes as a father
Speaker 1: and you wouldn't know this because you're not a father.
Speaker 1: He says, like, yeah, you would listen to father, father father.
Speaker 1: H Father's Day. Uh your your Father's day, Father's Day.
Speaker 1: Not a father, You're not a father. I'm a father,
Speaker 1: so a Father's Day. It's like really disrespectful, like for
Speaker 1: Father's Day, like not cool, man, Like you posted a
Speaker 1: picture of my daughter without even asking your father, especially
Speaker 1: not being a father on Father's Day.
Speaker 2: Because I don't know if you know this, because but
Speaker 2: like your sperm hasn't like hitting any hitting up any eggs.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know what it is
Speaker 1: to be a father. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's just like fucking so you're not that. You probably
Speaker 2: don't even have sex with Michelle if I'm honest. Then
Speaker 2: he's like, if you're honest, So he's like Aaron immediately.
Speaker 1: But after he says the thing, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like yeah yeah man, sorry, Like uh he's like yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: Like what happened was we were just like making like
Speaker 1: honey for like my company because like I make honey
Speaker 1: or whatever, like kind of like a father of bees
Speaker 1: right now, Like I got a lot of bee kids,
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know if you know about bees,
Speaker 1: but I am like a like a bee dad. But anyway,
Speaker 1: we just got so carried away. We were having so
Speaker 1: much fun. Like Isabella like she loves making honey, man
Speaker 1: loves it. So we were having so much fun, like
Speaker 1: with your ex wife is like super hot, and we
Speaker 1: do have a bunch of sex, like even if you don't. Anyway,
Speaker 1: great Day, Awesome Day. Posted a few screenshots, you know.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, WHOA, bro. That's super disrespectful
Speaker 1: to Jesse and he's my bro. So I put myself
Speaker 1: in your shoes and by that I mean Ponzi loafers
Speaker 1: with no socks, and I was like, WHOA not cool?
Speaker 1: So I took it down.
Speaker 2: Yeah and all that to say, and yeah, and Jesse's
Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, he's not His eyes aren't even focused.
Speaker 2: He's probably so high. He's like what but he does
Speaker 2: mention when he's talking about the honey and the bees
Speaker 2: and stuff. He mentions blackwood coffee.
Speaker 1: And I want to remind you, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I ever said this, But that's the place where I
Speaker 1: accidentally put my credit card in my butt. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a story.
Speaker 2: I made that story on board a f But it
Speaker 2: was a situation where I kind of had it in
Speaker 2: with some people that worked at Blackwood Coffee where they
Speaker 2: go apparently, and I was like, do you give me
Speaker 2: my card back? And they're like, yeah, we definitely give
Speaker 2: it back, and then we argued about it, and then
Speaker 2: I went in the bathroom and just fell out of
Speaker 2: my pants, like instead of putting it in my pocket,
Speaker 2: it was just in my butt, not inside my butt,
Speaker 2: you know, way back you didn't as far as I know,
Speaker 2: they redeemed themselves though, because they've turned over management and
Speaker 2: they are great. I just want to give a little
Speaker 2: shout out to them, if they're listening. That was my bad.
Speaker 2: They don't. They don't not steal credit cards anymore. They
Speaker 2: don't steal my bad. You'd never stole in the first place,
Speaker 2: and your coffee is top notch. So I just want
Speaker 2: to say I'm a fan, and I'm sorry about the
Speaker 2: butt thang.
Speaker 1: It did go into my butt. Okay, listen with coffee whatever,
Speaker 1: you maybe you owe somebody in amends though, maybe you
Speaker 1: need to go try to Maybe you have to say,
Speaker 1: who's the old manager of this place? You know what,
Speaker 1: I didn't care for her.
Speaker 2: It was a woman and I just we just didn't.
Speaker 2: We never really got on. But I haven't seen her
Speaker 2: there in years. But what this is must be in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: It's right on Sunset right by my house.
Speaker 1: Does Jesse live in Hollywood?
Speaker 2: I guess so, I mean or not Jesse Aaron because
Speaker 2: they always go to remember, they would go she lives
Speaker 2: in my neighborhood. I probably see him all the time,
Speaker 2: but you know, my face blindness, I guarantee I see
Speaker 2: everyone all day.
Speaker 1: You need to start going to run in every day
Speaker 1: and looking for and for no reason because a side
Speaker 1: character on the show, I'm like, you have to find
Speaker 1: him who looks like every buddy else in the world.
Speaker 2: So my face blindness is not going to allow me
Speaker 2: to know who he is unless there's like a camera
Speaker 2: in front of him.
Speaker 1: Right. So after Aaron completely like lays on his back
Speaker 1: and shows his belly and he's like yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I took down the picture, So sorry about that, bro.
Speaker 1: Jesse's like, okay, but unrelated. Did you cross the line
Speaker 1: with Michelle? Did you cheat with my wife, I mean
Speaker 1: your marriage emotionally, physically, in any way. Did you cross
Speaker 1: the line in any way? Bra So then Aaron goes
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I am now I listen.
Speaker 1: I don't think that it should be a bad thing
Speaker 1: if anybody cheats on Jesse, because I kind of think
Speaker 1: it's already not cheating because she tried to leave him
Speaker 1: the year before, and that's going to come back. She
Speaker 1: tried to leave him. They'vevious, they obviously break up a lot.
Speaker 1: This guy is like a real hot head. He's got
Speaker 1: a drug problem. She was already out the door of
Speaker 1: the marriage, So in my opinion, don't think it matters
Speaker 1: fuck all whether she was coming home to him, but
Speaker 1: like telling him we have serious problems in our marriage,
Speaker 1: you know, I want out, and he's like, no, we're
Speaker 1: going to make it work, and she kisses another guy.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: feel bad for him. I don't really The marriage was over,
Speaker 1: let her go. But I do think something was going
Speaker 1: on with Aaron and the and he looked so guilty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought he was gonna throw up
Speaker 2: his fate. He was like whoa. You could see his
Speaker 2: like brain spinning like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know what and then he just like
Speaker 1: we texted like well no, no, he goes absolutely did
Speaker 1: we text did my penis fall under her vagina? Once
Speaker 1: I run you in? Oh my? The same thing I
Speaker 1: wrote that down I said, was I like walking up?
Speaker 1: I said, like I said, like, would my penis run
Speaker 1: into her vagina? Like randomly on runyon, Like I'd be
Speaker 1: walking along and there'd be a vagina and then there's
Speaker 1: my penis and who would be vagina and Michelle I'd
Speaker 1: be like, whoa, my bad. Oh no, you're married. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have died. I wish your vagina wasn't just open
Speaker 1: like this it run you in mid day? It's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's that's that shouldn't happen. Yeah, looking Bay.
Speaker 2: We did not know what he was going to say.
Speaker 2: It was like shaking like a little leaf. And then
Speaker 2: he just was like no, like it just felt like it.
Speaker 1: Was in like slow motion, like yes, no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was so weird. And then you Jesse even for
Speaker 1: one second, I was a little bit on Jesse's side
Speaker 1: on that one, like him just having to watch that
Speaker 1: guy's face. Yes, twort to this like fly basically, so
Speaker 1: Jesse's like, lets him suffer for a while. He's like,
Speaker 1: I just want to, like, you know, like let's work together. Okay,
Speaker 1: well but before that, before that, Jesse has to Jesse
Speaker 1: by going, listen, I want to like you at this point,
Speaker 1: but it's really hard because like Michelle is such a
Speaker 1: cunt and she churches me. It gets under my skin. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's trying to turn her own boyfriend against or playing
Speaker 1: a speed that she's like very controlling or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: exactly what he's doing. Like we you know, I mean listen,
Speaker 1: like I like you, but like we both know that
Speaker 1: Michelle's just like a massive cunt, like who's just so mean?
Speaker 1: And on YouTube we both yeah, we totally realize that.
Speaker 1: So like get along to just like you and me
Speaker 1: like fuck Michelle, right, and he's like, well, I mean no, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're cool, bro, We're all right. Bro. I mean I
Speaker 1: also wrote down that I do think that they cheated,
Speaker 1: but again I wrote the same thing you said. I
Speaker 1: just said Bool cares yeah, Jesse. But then Jesse, after this,
Speaker 1: Jesse just says to camera, He's like, in my heart
Speaker 1: of hearts, I know they're cheating. Well, then I start
Speaker 1: asking everybody if you know in your heart of hearts
Speaker 1: that she cheated, stop trying to get like a confession
Speaker 1: from her, because at some point you're going to get
Speaker 1: a coerced confession, you know what I'm talking about. She's
Speaker 1: just gonna go, Okay, yeah I cheated, Like are you
Speaker 1: are you good now? And then he's gonna help. It's
Speaker 1: not going to help anybody. So then Michelle comes out
Speaker 1: and gathers. She's like, are we good? Are you good?
Speaker 1: Are we done here? And I have my boyfriend back right,
Speaker 1: and so off they go. Then the next day we
Speaker 1: got to have some more drinks at the pool. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, let's not skip over the fact that
Speaker 1: Nia and Danny wake up and there is like a
Speaker 1: crime scene pre bed and every.
Speaker 2: Another reason not to like Nia was She's like, I
Speaker 2: really hope that they come in and change the sheets.
Speaker 1: Girl, you take them off the sheets? Do you change them?
Speaker 2: You ask for sheets? That's so rude that you're ruining
Speaker 2: their stuff.
Speaker 1: And Danny even does. He's like, oh, it looks like
Speaker 1: a murder scene in here, which is true. I agreed
Speaker 1: with Danny on that. I was not bothered at all,
Speaker 1: is she that entitled that She's like, yeah, I go
Speaker 1: to a hotel, sleep on white sheets. Here's an idea,
Speaker 1: nia sleep in a fucking T shirt. That happened to
Speaker 1: me one time.
Speaker 2: I got like, say, I'd gone to like a beachy
Speaker 2: thing and was staying whatever, and so I was at
Speaker 2: sand everywhere, and I guess I'd laid down in the bed,
Speaker 2: I like made the bed very dirty, and so I
Speaker 2: didn't alert the people to to like please change my filth.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm so sorry if there's anything I
Speaker 2: need to do here, Like hey, I really was like
Speaker 2: offering so bad.
Speaker 1: There was no okay, don't worry about it. I we'll
Speaker 1: just you know, clean it. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: But you know, I thought I thought that's what she
Speaker 2: was gonna be. Instead she's like, I'm really fence taking
Speaker 2: care of when we.
Speaker 1: Got Matt, Yeah, you're right, that was annoying. No longer.
Speaker 1: I don't want one of those things where I are
Speaker 1: like to me and this is I get that we
Speaker 1: are coming from a very different place on this, but
Speaker 1: for me, she's one of the least problematic. So I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I don't see I guess I'm not looking
Speaker 1: for it, you know what I mean? But this this
Speaker 1: was so blatant that I was like, come on, Niya,
Speaker 1: do better. Okay. So then so then so he says,
Speaker 1: don't forget that. He says, it's a great day for
Speaker 1: a great day. Baby, Let's not forget that. Danny said that.
Speaker 1: I don't want He really worked hard on that line.
Speaker 1: So fucking cheesy. I mean, that's almost maybe the name
Speaker 1: of the episode, great day for a greade day. Always
Speaker 1: over the top. He's so performative every line. And John
Speaker 1: pointed out something because he watched is this with me?
Speaker 1: He's like, Danny could be delivering the worst news about somebody,
Speaker 1: and he always has like a weird, disconnected smile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and whether he's saying like they're gonna propose, all of
Speaker 1: his two cameras right are always like, yeah, this person
Speaker 1: was like going crazy, this person's dangerous, and then he
Speaker 1: has that smile at the end, like a wink, like
Speaker 1: he's doing a little like wink in a nod. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're like, well, you just you just said that Jesse
Speaker 1: worships the devil, and now you're like, huh, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: but now we have to go back to the fact
Speaker 1: that like, uh so, yes, Nia says like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Christin's getting proposed to you today, and Danny says the thing.
Speaker 1: But then that this is the part where Danny is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like Luke had a bit of a meltdown, you know.
Speaker 1: Then we do see a montage which nobody fucking comes
Speaker 1: for Luke. I and okay, I have a little rant
Speaker 1: about this. Okay, nobody's mad at Luke for getting very hammered.
Speaker 1: We get to see Luke snorting with sabby balls up
Speaker 1: his nose, yelling at Kristen, going on, I just need
Speaker 1: a little support. You need to like support me. I'm
Speaker 1: going through a lot right now. Then he's storming around
Speaker 1: the hotel on the balcony in his underwear like yelling
Speaker 1: and then wearing any pants. She's so zandied out. She
Speaker 1: is zannied outie. So he's being crazy and no one
Speaker 1: is like, wow, Luke really got fucked up, even Danny.
Speaker 1: And this is where I just go there so unfairly
Speaker 1: anti Danny except for in this episode for some reason
Speaker 1: which is either the editors or I don't know, he
Speaker 1: gets like both. But how come Luke is so drunk
Speaker 1: and crazy and not being nice. This is the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It would be one thing if he just got really
Speaker 1: drunk and he was being like very silly and a
Speaker 1: little out of control. Not a little silly, but you know,
Speaker 1: storming around the hotel in his underor it'd be one thing.
Speaker 1: But he's also yelling at Kristen too. Right, he's not
Speaker 1: being nice. I'm sure he yelled at other people. And
Speaker 1: but here's the thing. Here's the thing. They're all like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but his grandma has cancer. Okay, first of all, I
Speaker 1: lost like my grandpa like fifty years ago, maybe fifty
Speaker 1: five years ago. The grandma probably died when I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm mean, in my teens. The grandma olier. That shows
Speaker 1: like how close the whatever the lady part of that,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't have a name for anything.
Speaker 1: I will say that I did not have good grandparents. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I sneezed, I didn't have good grandparents. But I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Luke is like forty, he is, he's definitely in his forties,
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, but I'm not. I don't think that
Speaker 1: production needs to shut down because your grandma has cancer.
Speaker 1: She didn't even die, right, He's just sad about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's just an excuse. I don't think it's even that.
Speaker 1: I think he's whatever about that.
Speaker 2: But also he's very nervous, like, am I even doing
Speaker 2: the right thing?
Speaker 1: Is this the person I want to be?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, he's just he's having he's having
Speaker 2: some anxiety. I don't think he was that bad. I
Speaker 2: don't know why he was snorting with Sabbi boat balls.
Speaker 2: I really didn't like understand that scene.
Speaker 1: But what about yelling at Kristin, Well, was he yelling
Speaker 1: at house?
Speaker 2: Kristin is somebody that you could easily have arguments with,
Speaker 2: and so I don't remember him like screaming.
Speaker 1: He's not like you fucking a are bad. No, he's
Speaker 1: just he was not being a Jessie, but he was
Speaker 1: not being nice. Yeah, he could be nice. Aggressive side
Speaker 1: of him was coming out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we definitely know that's there. We can see it.
Speaker 2: He's Moe's. He's Mo's from the office. I don't know, hum,
Speaker 2: I mean, like that's it. They're not They're not the
Speaker 2: nicest people.
Speaker 1: Though, he gets mad, he really gets mad.
Speaker 2: I say that, like they're a real family. They're not
Speaker 2: the nicest people. Dwight and Moe's on the office the shoots.
Speaker 2: Perhaps you know them as the Shreots. Yeah, so I listen.
Speaker 2: Are these older office references?
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's just where my brain is, I understand
Speaker 1: most Okay, he's angry. He hides a lot of anger
Speaker 1: under this. I'm just such a nice guy with yes,
Speaker 1: very passive cheeks. Yes, so Danny. After he says that,
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, you know, but I saw him this
Speaker 1: morning though, and like he seems like he's coming back now.
Speaker 1: Aaron Michelle, Brittany, Janet. They're sitting around in lounge chairs
Speaker 1: and now I'm about to spend the rest of the
Speaker 1: episode just being like I can't. I cannot look at
Speaker 1: Janet's stupid, punchable face. I hate her so much. Even
Speaker 1: her sunglasses suck. I don't know how you can be
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 2: Person in this world today where you can buy so
Speaker 2: many sunglasses and you buy those, you buy these like weird.
Speaker 1: Marshall Hall, Yeah, way too small. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: They're not even a knockoff of anything, like what is that? No,
Speaker 1: you just found them, found them like on the floor
Speaker 1: of a grocery store that they fell off some little
Speaker 1: kid's head. And this is what happened. She saw it happen.
Speaker 1: She saw there was like a little kid like sitting
Speaker 1: in the shopping cart with their mom wearing these like
Speaker 1: funny glasses and then they dropped them. And Janet was like,
Speaker 1: huh they dropped them. Well, I'm not going to give
Speaker 1: them back, and the kids crying. The mom doesn't notice
Speaker 1: right away. The kids like, oh, I've dropped my glasses,
Speaker 1: and jan it's like, yeah, walk away, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna walk away, bitch, good luck bad so sad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: say you remind me of And this is going to
Speaker 2: be another really old reference. I'm gonna go back even
Speaker 2: further back, all the way back baby in the movie
Speaker 2: sixteen Candles.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, a lot of them. It was the eighties,
Speaker 1: so you had like thinner you know, the glasses were
Speaker 1: like not as big or whatever. They did go up
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 2: And some of the guys that hung out with Anthony
Speaker 2: Michael Hall, you know, dipshit or whatever, like, they all
Speaker 2: wore these really stupid eighty sunglasses and that's what it
Speaker 2: looks like, and not in a cute retro way at all.
Speaker 1: They were never cute. Can't Bring Him Back is not
Speaker 1: going to happen.
Speaker 2: No, it's just annoying and she's just one more thing
Speaker 2: that she So they're discussing their l Coyote night again, right,
Speaker 2: this is when we have to have another recap.
Speaker 1: Well, Aaron is like, hey, so what, Aaron, who's all
Speaker 1: these people? All these side characters? You know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say shout out to Benji because he doesn't even try
Speaker 1: to get in scenes. The production is like, do we
Speaker 1: need to mike him? Do we need to give him
Speaker 1: a necklace with a microphone on it. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: because he's probably not going to talk. Then she knows
Speaker 1: his place on the show. He's like, look, I'm a
Speaker 1: friend of if that you know, I'm I'm Zack's boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and I'm fine with that. I get to go on
Speaker 1: a free trip. I'm having a great time. He's not
Speaker 1: trying to make himself the show. But Aaron, on the
Speaker 1: other hand, is like, hell no, you're not going to
Speaker 1: keep me on the sidelines. I'm making stories, baby. I
Speaker 1: don't like Erin as you can tell. No, I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't like Jesse Moore, but Aaron's great. So so
Speaker 1: Aarin is like, hey, so, uh, why were you guys
Speaker 1: all like yelling at each other. Why were you yelling
Speaker 1: at everybody at L Coyote and Janet who cannot First
Speaker 1: of all, let's keep in mind that Janet made a
Speaker 1: whole scene for herself in the pool where she was apologized.
Speaker 1: She did a big falling on her sword. I'm really
Speaker 1: sorry about that. That was so wrong of me. I
Speaker 1: had too much to drink. Not I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: have too much to drink, but L Coyote fucked me
Speaker 1: and made the drinks too. Stay made it.
Speaker 2: And they're not that strong, as I'm here to tell you,
Speaker 2: because I've had every margarita and every fucking restaurant in LA.
Speaker 1: They're fine, but they're not that strong. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what they did. You know what the people at L
Speaker 1: Coyote did to me. They made my shots extra strong
Speaker 1: like normally. Yeah, they made my shots strong. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they Putn't they drugged me. I don't know
Speaker 1: ski in my shots or something. Last time I leave
Speaker 1: my shots unattended, I think they drugged me. I think
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Drug and she like sues them. Yes, I want them, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know. I think they put alcohol
Speaker 2: in my Margarita's Janet. Yeah, they have tequila and them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so back at this. So she did that
Speaker 1: for the scene because she was like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make nice with Nia. And the reason that
Speaker 1: she did that was because she was trying to isolate Kristin,
Speaker 1: which was a bad move because she didn't realize that
Speaker 1: this whole trip was for Kristin. So she makes tries
Speaker 1: to make up with Nia, thinking, oh, well, Nia will
Speaker 1: be my friend and then I'll have an ally against Kristin.
Speaker 1: But Nia's not gonna do that. As much as you
Speaker 1: hate Nia, she's not doing that. Not my noa.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's not that I hate her. She just
Speaker 2: bugs me, that's all. She just like annoying to me,
Speaker 2: right Hey, okay, so she can't understand what I'm saying. Nia,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just do a little role play, Okay, okay
Speaker 2: and speaking.
Speaker 1: Eh, do you understand that? Not really?
Speaker 2: No, I accidentally left my spray tan on the sheets.
Speaker 2: I hope they clean it. That's what a big girl.
Speaker 2: That's what a big girl sounds like. Okay, sorry, I'll
Speaker 2: leave her alone, so Zach okay.
Speaker 1: So wait, so wait, hold on. So Aaron is asking, like, so,
Speaker 1: why were you guys yelling at each other? And Janet
Speaker 1: completely going back on her apology in the pool, is like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's because Kristen never takes responsibility and she's always bringing
Speaker 1: stuff up about other people's marriages, like to deflect from
Speaker 1: her own marriage, and you've been the victim of that.
Speaker 1: Like she's now trying to get Aarin on her side again.
Speaker 1: She's like, you've totally you and Michelle, you guys are victims.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to file like a report, like
Speaker 1: do you should we go to the police about like her, like,
Speaker 1: you know, victimizing you by like talking about your marriage,
Speaker 1: which she wasn't okay, And she's like, but I've mostly
Speaker 1: been the victim of it, like and I've also been
Speaker 1: the victim because I'm a big victim. And it's like
Speaker 1: not cool. And then Aaron just goes Michel and I
Speaker 1: are going to go get deep tissue massages. Bye nobody,
Speaker 1: because Janet nobody will do it. Why doesn't she learn
Speaker 1: she won't because she's not capable because she doesn't have
Speaker 1: like a soul? Is my opinion? All right, should we
Speaker 1: go into the next scene or should we I think
Speaker 1: maybe we should break here. Let's break here about halfway through,
Speaker 1: so I feel like that leaves another nice half. Yeah
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Speaker 1: Oh but also Janet has to call him Daniel, which
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