WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:18.000 Okay, anyway, Hello, I'm Laura Kane. Could you believe it, Laura, 2 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:20.239 I'm not Lewis Lane. Oh my god, I can't believe 3 00:00:20.879 --> 00:00:23.399 Loews Lane and Laura Kane they rhyme. Oh my god. 4 00:00:23.519 --> 00:00:25.640 So anyway, I'm Superman. 5 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:30.559 Oh okay, oh you know what, You're right. I can 6 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:31.719 totally tell. 7 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:36.960 Good costume, my Superman emblem on GUPT. 8 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:40.679 So okay, this is his Lowis Lane is this is 9 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:42.920 God dressed up us. I'm going to get you look. 10 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:45.600 Like some school teacher that's going to rip off her 11 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:48.320 top and a full of like teenage boy. 12 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.520 You know what. He's right? You did look like the 13 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:52.920 seductive high school teacher. 14 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:55.359 Okay. I looked at pictures of the new Lowis Lane. 15 00:00:55.359 --> 00:01:00.240 She wears like this. This not the skirt necessarily, but like, I. 16 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:01.719 Get it, I get what you're going for. I'm just 17 00:01:01.759 --> 00:01:02.759 saying it does look. 18 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:05.079 Like this is like what you'd be in a white 19 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:09.319 snak video. Yeah, like you like you'd rip the glasses 20 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:10.920 off and then pull the wig off and you'd. 21 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:13.760 Be, oh my god, it's a porn out right totally. 22 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:16.359 Oh my god, your grades are so low. You need 23 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:17.719 to do extra. 24 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:21.480 You got an f you know what F stands for 25 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:22.879 in my class. 26 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:25.599 Give me some words that start with F and maybe 27 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:26.400 I'll pass you. 28 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:28.200 Or secretary, so it's like a secretary. 29 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:29.799 Oh yeah, do. 30 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:34.040 You need me to file anything under F? Perhaps under 31 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:36.680 s for sex, under. 32 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:40.439 Oh for awful, Oh you're. 33 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:42.879 Awful, under D for. 34 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:49.359 Disappointing dick, under a. Okay, all right, all right, this 35 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:53.599 is awful time funny, awful for awful, good good one. 36 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:56.959 Okay, we're gonna play fun game. Which one would you choose? Okay, okay, 37 00:01:57.159 --> 00:01:59.680 we're each gonna play and we're just gonna see what 38 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:00.280 what happens. 39 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:02.640 Oh boy, okay, yeah, I choose that one. 40 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:04.079 Which one was shoes? 41 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:06.319 Oh, this is going to be a nightmare. 42 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:11.280 You must always dress like you're at a seventies disco party, awesome, 43 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:16.759 or you must always wear medieval garbo. 44 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:18.560 I do the seventies disco party. 45 00:02:18.599 --> 00:02:20.080 Yeah, I go seventies, but I don't have to do 46 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:22.479 afros right full. 47 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:26.240 On seven disco party. Feather justether you could do feather 48 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:27.400 long hair, can do. 49 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:28.879 Like a seventies pimp suit. 50 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:33.800 Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's so many and a big 51 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:35.919 giant ass bottom. 52 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:40.599 Moderate I want to rock up corn Stash yes, you know, I. 53 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:42.080 Think I'd be a seventies kid though. So it's the 54 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:46.599 jeans and the long ass white ugly socks and the white. 55 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:50.560 I'd wear those ball hugging go go shorts with like 56 00:02:50.599 --> 00:02:53.680 the tube socks. That's skates, that's. 57 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:55.199 Like the dolphins short. 58 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.319 Yeah, the seventies summer like you have you haven't seen 59 00:02:58.360 --> 00:02:59.240 your kid in six weeks? 60 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:02.919 For sure, that would be my outfit every day. 61 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:06.800 Bab Okay, Okay, we're all in agreement. We're all in agreement. Okay. 62 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:13.120 Access to a time machine or access to a teleportion teleportation? 63 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.159 Oh that one teleporter teleporter, time machines. 64 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:17.360 You can't do time machine. 65 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:21.560 Wait, it was the difference what time machine goes back? 66 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:23.000 Teleporter goes forward? 67 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.719 No time machine goes forward to doesn't a time machine 68 00:03:26.719 --> 00:03:30.120 transports to you through time? A teleporter transports you through space? 69 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:36.120 Okay, for sure? Time machine space is too scary. Wait, 70 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:38.560 it's a little scary to me, Like to be out 71 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:42.000 in an in an area where I've never been before. 72 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:45.800 It's a teleporter. You go, you go inside and it 73 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:46.879 takes you anywhere you want to. 74 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:52.240 But in space, no anywhere, like. 75 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:53.960 If you want to go to Fiji yes. 76 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:56.639 Snap your finger. Boom, youre in Fiji. I'm sorry teleportation. 77 00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:02.719 Oh yeah, oh my god, you just earned your ARP membership. 78 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:06.680 I meant to tell you though. Speaking of space, wait 79 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:10.240 til you see the shirt I dis ordered. This is 80 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:11.039 all I have to say. 81 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:13.000 Okay, it has the word space in it. 82 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:18.000 Sure you guys wuld kill me? I don't want to know. 83 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:21.279 No, no, I know there's that. We're we're in rabbit 84 00:04:21.319 --> 00:04:23.720 hole territory, rabbit hole age. 85 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:24.680 Let's go. 86 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.839 Every article of clothing you own is covered in fluorescent 87 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:34.000 polka dots, or every article of clothing you own is 88 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:35.480 made out of spanex. 89 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:39.040 Oh span x Eric could pull it off. I think 90 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:40.120 I'd have to go with polka dots. 91 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:44.279 Yeah, I think, and X is so spanix. You would 92 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:45.639 show all of your wings. 93 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:47.920 Yeah, he doesn't care. 94 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:52.240 A room full of giant puppies or a room full 95 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:53.360 of giant. 96 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:56.040 Kittens, puppies. The kittens would kill you way faster than 97 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:56.959 the puppies would. 98 00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:00.759 Yeah, puppies for sure, puppies, puppies. U. You can hear 99 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:07.000 colors or you can taste colors. Uh, It's like Charlie 100 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:08.240 and the Childol would. 101 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:11.920 Say, here because some colors carry taste red velvet cake 102 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:14.120 has just red food color and chocolate. 103 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:17.079 You can and purple? Is that great? 104 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:19.639 I think hearing colors should be more. I could drive 105 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:21.079 with my eyes closed. I would just hear what the 106 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:21.480 light is. 107 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:22.680 Yeah, that would be really cooler. 108 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:25.279 I think, like, well, yeah, I could take a nap 109 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:27.720 while I drove exactly. Oh yeah, that's okay. 110 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:30.959 Your best friend turns out to be a spy for 111 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:35.120 a hostile foreign power, shoot them. Or your best friend 112 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.399 turns out to be a bank robber in hiding. 113 00:05:37.519 --> 00:05:41.959 That's way cooler. Second, bank robber, If you're a foreign spy, 114 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:42.720 I shoot you. 115 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:45.279 If Laura was a bank crobber, she would have spent 116 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:46.319 all the money already. 117 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:48.800 Yeah, I'd be like, we know she's not how do 118 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:49.680 I get in on this? 119 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:53.920 She'd be like, I rended this tricycle and we. 120 00:05:53.839 --> 00:05:56.519 Know she's keeping the secret. I want some of the 121 00:05:56.560 --> 00:06:00.920 money or else. The secret is out, my friend, This 122 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:05.839 secret is out. Okay. One million dollars will be yours 123 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.680 if you post a selfie every time you eat a 124 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:12.759 meal for the rest of your life. Sure, Or one 125 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:16.000 million dollars will be yours if you never check social media. 126 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:22.319 Ugain on the first one, you post every single meal, 127 00:06:22.439 --> 00:06:23.240 every single mealing. 128 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:25.600 Sure, I would just never know social media ever again. 129 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:29.279 So that would be literally like one post today. 130 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:36.040 Okay, that's your tic tac and ice cube, that's right, m. 131 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:39.639 And my and my cotton ball that soaps an orange juice. 132 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:45.920 Okay. Hiccups whenever you try to speak in public, or 133 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.439 giggles whenever you try to say something serious. 134 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:52.399 Oh, giggles whenever, no hiccups, giggles. 135 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:55.040 And if you're a funeral and you're like, I'm I'm sorry. 136 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:57.199 Yeah, you're doing the eulogy, it's like you're a freaking 137 00:06:57.319 --> 00:06:59.519 uncle or something, and then you start just giggling. 138 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:08.319 Was a good guy, Helium, So sorry, sorry, he's gone, 139 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:10.600 such a great person. 140 00:07:12.959 --> 00:07:15.720 Horrible, And I'd like the other one for sure. 141 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:19.079 All the hiccups are pretty hiccups would be like awful. 142 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:22.959 I would like to talk to you today about some variety. 143 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:27.240 In the throat. 144 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:29.600 But imagine, imagine you're trying to give an intervention and 145 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.959 you're like, you're like, we are worried about you. 146 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:40.000 We're so worried about it. I'm laughing. And the hiccupping, Yeah, 147 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:46.279 they're both terrible, terrible, friendly aliens after offered to show 148 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:49.480 you the galaxy, but you can never come back to Earth, 149 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:55.040 or aliens abduct you for a week on medical experience 150 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:59.920 of medical experiments, but then you can go back to 151 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:02.160 your regular life order the experiments. 152 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:04.319 If it's fire in the sky, am I gonna be 153 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:06.800 anal anally probe so that I have no. 154 00:08:06.800 --> 00:08:10.560 Inside every day times? 155 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:14.160 And they're gonna buy me dinner first, They're. 156 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:15.720 Not going to be through some like too. 157 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:17.079 Have you seen fire in the sky. 158 00:08:17.319 --> 00:08:18.240 Yeah, they're going to. 159 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:22.519 Open Yeah that thing that opened that keeps your eye open, 160 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:23.360 that raget thing. 161 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.360 Oh yeah, But I don't want to not come well 162 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:29.040 and in the state of or you can. 163 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:31.319 Be super friendly aliens and like travel in. 164 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:33.600 Space forever you never see your family again. 165 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:39.799 No, I think I do this probe. Yeah, I guess 166 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:40.360 I'd take. 167 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:41.639 The probe or I'd shoot myself. 168 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.639 Maybe it just depends on the state of the world 169 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:45.679 when this happens. I might just decide. 170 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:50.720 But if the aliens are all like super you know hot, no, 171 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:54.799 they are all fascists, like they all love their alien Hitler, 172 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:59.559 Oh God, then all the aliens. 173 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.879 They would worship Air because he's so Because. 174 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:04.639 I think he's their hitler. Yes, you're the new hitler. 175 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.120 Oh God, then let's let's. 176 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:10.080 Go, and they're gonna dug two and they're gonna worship 177 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:19.200 you for the Oh jesustis we're kidding. Okay, you're trapped 178 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:22.440 in a room full of snakes. You're trapped in a 179 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:25.440 room full of spiders. I take the snakes, I take 180 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:25.840 the snakes. 181 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:27.480 Hands down areas to fight off. 182 00:09:27.559 --> 00:09:30.840 Eat the same thing every day forever. Never repeat a 183 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:32.279 meal for the rest of your life. 184 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:36.759 First one, SATs are pizzas. 185 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:42.759 You talk, My god, Oh I want Beerria talk so bad? 186 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:47.200 I love Berria, can't You're always like starving three quarters. 187 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.720 Away from am always so hungry? Okay. Always wear shoes 188 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:54.120 one size too small. Are always wear clothes three sizes 189 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:54.600 too big? 190 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:58.519 Oh clo three you you can style that. 191 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:05.679 You could, you could like, you could sure makes drive 192 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:07.840 through the desert with no air conditioning and all the 193 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:08.759 windows rolled up. 194 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:10.960 Okay, so that's that would just be dying. 195 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:14.120 Drive a convertible top down through a heavy rainstorm. 196 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:16.120 The second one, because the first one you would actually die. 197 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:16.879 Yeah, okay. 198 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:22.120 Adventures with the with wild horses, that sounds super fun, 199 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:25.000 or adventures with wild dolphins. 200 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:28.080 But how do you venture Are you on the boat? 201 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.120 No, you're in the water with them. 202 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:32.879 Oh you would, then you're at risk of drowning. You're swimming. 203 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:36.039 No, because dolphins save you. They lift you to the top, 204 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:37.639 they play with you. 205 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:44.039 They do. Even though I love dolphins, I. 206 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:44.919 Do love wild horses. 207 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:47.879 Okay, that's the second one. Is not practical. It might 208 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:48.519 be dangerous. 209 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:53.799 Oh my goodness. Stuck overnight in an elevator with country 210 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:59.159 music blurring through the speakers. Stuck overnight in an elevator 211 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:00.759 with opera music blurring through the. 212 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:02.159 Speak I will do opera. 213 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:07.600 I think I'm gonna go with country. That's insane and 214 00:11:07.639 --> 00:11:12.559 my last so true. I'm gonna go with the country. 215 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.159 Is that a song? Or did you just make that up? 216 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:16.159 I just muted her. 217 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:21.000 Wow, you are a billionaire, but you have only ten 218 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:26.039 years to live. No, you are penniless, but you enjoy 219 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:28.120 good health until ninety nine years ago. 220 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:32.279 The first one, Yeah, I know the same, Thank God. 221 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:34.399 Well, it depends on what age for you. Ten years. 222 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:36.000 I mean that may be more than you get now. 223 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.399 Well, you know what if if in the next five 224 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:41.200 years I could do like a bunch of cool cool stuff. 225 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:46.320 Well, ten years you'll be eighty three four eight years, 226 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:47.919 so that's a good age. But for me ten years 227 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:49.240 from now, is you know, thirty five? 228 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:52.320 Would you rather have a flying robot that cleaned your 229 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:55.320 house or a five star chef robot that cooks your meals? 230 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:55.960 Oh? 231 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:56.519 Meals? 232 00:11:58.039 --> 00:11:58.879 I do meals? 233 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:01.639 Yeah, I need that's worth so much. A five star 234 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:04.279 chef is worth so much more money than I made. 235 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:08.200 You occasionally wake up not knowing who you are. 236 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:12.360 That's like nevery do memento, I get tattooed on my arm. 237 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:12.879 That's cool. 238 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:17.360 You frequently wake up not knowing who anyone else is. 239 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:20.000 Uh? 240 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:26.080 I heard that? What you just did? What you just did? 241 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:27.120 What I do? 242 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:28.320 The tiniest one? 243 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:30.720 No, I didn't it was it was just a chair, 244 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:33.639 as I said it earlier. I said, I did not fart. 245 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:34.279 It was a chair. 246 00:12:34.679 --> 00:12:37.720 Anyways, I don't know. Probably you forget wait for you, 247 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:39.399 like for the whole day or for an hour. 248 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:45.919 What I'm gonna pick. I'm going to pick one because 249 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:47.679 if I woke up and didn't know who you were, 250 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:48.360 I'd be sad. 251 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:52.600 But yes, if you could recognize my friends, like, at 252 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:53.559 least tell me who I was. 253 00:12:53.679 --> 00:13:01.440 Yeah, you never cut your fingernails again, you never wash 254 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:04.879 your hair again. So do you get read it out? 255 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:07.159 Some people, wait, I can still cut it, just not 256 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:07.759 wash it. 257 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:08.480 Yeah, you can dread. 258 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:10.679 I have heard a certain point where your hair does 259 00:13:10.759 --> 00:13:14.279 reach a state of equilibrium. I think I would never 260 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:15.639 wash my hair again. 261 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:20.679 Yeah, because here's the thing. We could spray like dry shampoo. 262 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.039 Could strip spray. 263 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:25.080 For the rest of his life. Yeah, my god, we're 264 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:25.559 not going to. 265 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:27.919 Be like I know it would be gross. 266 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:29.799 They probably chip off anyway. 267 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:31.840 I can see I can still cut my hair and 268 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:33.519 keep it nice, or I could go bald, just shave 269 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:34.039 it and then it's. 270 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:36.120 Not No, I would I would definitely want to cut 271 00:13:36.120 --> 00:13:39.440 my fingernails because nothing is grosser than we agreed. You 272 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:41.200 see them all, Yeah, agreed. 273 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:46.360 You can receive text message, but you cannot send them. Okay, 274 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:50.759 you can send text message, but you can never receive personally. 275 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:51.879 I guess who cares? 276 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:52.759 Who cares? 277 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:56.120 You can only read the first page of every book, 278 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.000 or you can only read the last page of every book. 279 00:13:58.879 --> 00:13:59.919 So you can just never read. 280 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.559 Does you read the first person get hooked? Read the 281 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:06.399 last and be like, oh my gosh, I'd. 282 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:07.399 Probably read the last page. 283 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.159 I would just neither because they both ruin books. 284 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:14.080 You live in a tiny apartment in the center of town, 285 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:17.039 or you live in a little cabin in a secluded forest. 286 00:14:17.679 --> 00:14:19.399 Oh, secluded forests. 287 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:23.600 Oh hell no, hell no, no, thank you, Bigfoot. All 288 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:29.039 the scary things isn't real. Mothman isn't real. 289 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:35.120 To say there are real things to be afraid of, 290 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:37.000 but you listed all the ones that are not real. 291 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:39.960 There's like some other weird monster that's like in the 292 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:41.000 Midwest somewhere. 293 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:44.600 Oh my god, Rake afraid of a. 294 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:50.480 Skin walkers, stealers, skin walkers who like they transform into 295 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.480 a different slender Man. This slender is the scariest, the 296 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:55.600 worst freaking thing. 297 00:14:55.840 --> 00:14:57.120 Yeah, he's probably out there, Laura. 298 00:14:58.039 --> 00:14:59.879 When my son brought that up to me, he won 299 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:02.039 a Slenderman shirt, it was like it was it a 300 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:03.039 video game? First? 301 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:04.840 Well, no, it was a creepy pasta and then they 302 00:15:04.840 --> 00:15:05.960 made a video game out of it. 303 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:09.080 Oh my gosh, it was Oh maybe that was it. 304 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:11.200 You always have to say what you were. 305 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:13.639 Thinking, okay, easy for her. 306 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:16.919 Or you are frequently compelled to lie for no reason. 307 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:22.600 The second one, really, yeah, yes, most are harmless. You 308 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.320 can get away with the first one ruins friendships. 309 00:15:25.720 --> 00:15:27.279 Just a couple more and then I'll read you some 310 00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:30.600 stuff and then we're done. You're stuck in wet jeans 311 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:33.480 for the day, Oh no, Or you're stuck in a 312 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:34.639 wet turtleneck for the day. 313 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:37.759 Oh god, jeans. 314 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:42.320 Yeah, really, I think i'd go turtle neck, wet turtleneck. 315 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:46.919 Wet jeans. You can't sit, you can't wet turtleneck. 316 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.279 You're just as But here's the thing. 317 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.320 The wet jeans are probably cotton, so they'll dry out faster. 318 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:57.159 The wet turtleneck is probably like thick, and it'll take 319 00:15:57.200 --> 00:15:58.120 forever to dry. 320 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:01.440 It will take forever to dry, dude, unless it was 321 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:04.120 laid flat. Really, it takes our worst. 322 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:10.279 Okay, stink Yeah so yeah, okay. Now, the second most piece, 323 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:13.919 the most defensive piece of movie memorabilia, has just sold 324 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:16.679 for fourteen point seventy five million dollars. Do you know 325 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:17.080 what it is? 326 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:20.879 Let me guess one point knew this is the car. 327 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:21.879 It is not. 328 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:24.519 I just read this about a week ago. 329 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:31.519 Fourteen point I read about five million. Second most expensive, 330 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:35.559 give me a you might even give me the first one. 331 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:37.240 What decade is it from old? 332 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:40.200 They're both really old, really old. Yeah, forties and. 333 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:44.080 Is it something from Sis and Kane? Is the Rosebuds? 334 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:50.120 It was dude with the winds so good that Wow. 335 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:54.480 That's number one. Then there's no place. 336 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:54.679 Like I. 337 00:16:56.679 --> 00:16:59.039 Was thinking, that's what I read. Yeah, I guess the 338 00:16:59.120 --> 00:16:59.840 Rosebuds slim. 339 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.159 Oh, I was going to break in as a special 340 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:03.639 correspondent because. 341 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:07.160 And now straight from l a special correspondent, Laura Kane. 342 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:13.240 If we had time for her, sorry. 343 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:11.599 I mean Lois Lane. 344 00:17:12.359 --> 00:17:16.680 Somebody who has spent thousands of thousands of dollars getting 345 00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:20.480 his tattoos removed, has a girlfriend. 346 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:22.039 Oh yes, and. 347 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.640 Oh he has a wait did he get her pregnant? 348 00:17:25.799 --> 00:17:30.240 Got her pregnant? He got her pregnant dating Els Hewitt 349 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:31.200 kind of clue. 350 00:17:31.319 --> 00:17:32.200 I don't know who that is. 351 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.240 No, say, she's an actress, I guess. And uh are 352 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.799 these the trickiest words to pronounce? And then we'll end 353 00:17:40.839 --> 00:17:48.759 on that chroissant chissan. That's easy, chroissan in French, it's chroissan. 354 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:51.799 We put the tea, We put the tea at the 355 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:59.960 end as americ key chrisson. Yes, it took me for 356 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.200 ever to learn how to say that the way. Yes, 357 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:08.559 I was like, is it all sign a ki yes, schedule, schedule, schedule. 358 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:10.319 You know a lot of people say no. 359 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:11.720 One says that, well, people. 360 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:18.160 In the UK do. Porsche's not Porsha, it's Porsche. 361 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:19.880 Well it is Porscha in Germany. 362 00:18:20.480 --> 00:18:28.519 Genre genre gyroscope, Worcestershire, Worcester. Sure it's Worcester. 363 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:28.880 Sure. 364 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:38.160 I always say Shire, really, Worster sure, Worcester sure. Entrepreneur, entrepreneur, Massachusetts, 365 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:43.480 mass mass Chosetts and hierarchy. 366 00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:44.759 Isn't that hard? 367 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:46.920 I know? Anyway, let me see if I had one 368 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:48.880 more thing I did think I did have one? Oh okay, 369 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:52.680 one okay, seriously, what needs to go at weddings? Bingo? 370 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:53.279 First thing? 371 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:53.720 Boom? 372 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:55.480 What needs to go? No more? 373 00:18:55.599 --> 00:19:01.079 No more? I made what dance the macarena? I can 374 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:02.480 the chicken dam Yeah? 375 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:04.599 Yeah, I agree, that can go? 376 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:05.640 Yeah, goodbye by. 377 00:19:05.839 --> 00:19:07.359 I haven't been to a wedding that actually did that. 378 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.319 I'm also about the electric slide. 379 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:13.119 I love the electric slide. I think the electric side 380 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:14.240 slow much so much fun. 381 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:17.759 The mockery kids also have to be outlawed from weddings. 382 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:21.839 What about uh. 383 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:23.440 What about get really dry wedding? 384 00:19:23.519 --> 00:19:26.000 Oh dry? Yeah? I mean if you're, well, if there's 385 00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:28.799 two sober people being married, it's their thing. But if 386 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:31.079 they want people to do their own thing, they're going 387 00:19:31.160 --> 00:19:32.200 to have to provide alcohol. 388 00:19:33.279 --> 00:19:35.480 I think weddings with open bars are literally like the 389 00:19:35.480 --> 00:19:36.480 most fun you'll ever have. 390 00:19:37.359 --> 00:19:41.759 Okay, what about the garter toss? 391 00:19:42.039 --> 00:19:42.680 Oh stupid? 392 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:44.240 What about when he takes it off? 393 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:48.079 I think it's really uncomfortable to watch someone get basically 394 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:49.519 eaten out in front of the crowd. 395 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:53.079 I agree with you. It's like Ryan and I are 396 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:55.440 the same, but we are on the same. 397 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:57.920 It's not hot, it's not funny, it's just awful. 398 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:00.519 It's a very fair What about the my they dance? 399 00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:03.559 No stupid worse because like put. 400 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.279 And you're already giving people a gift. 401 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:10.440