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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R, but your.

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<v Speaker 2>Freaking idiots all right, Hey, I don't forget. If you

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<v Speaker 2>would like to have a shot at winning tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>Volbeat and Hailstorm, be sure to vote for you say

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<v Speaker 2>we play it. Brought you by Fairwen's Credit Union. This morning,

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<v Speaker 2>you get fifteen minutes to get over to WJR dot

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<v Speaker 2>com and vote on this morning's featured artist, which is

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<v Speaker 2>the Black Keys. Everyone who votes qualified for those tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Taco.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get your vote in JR or Facebook page. Like

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<v Speaker 4>Pat said, you have just about a little under fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're voting in between three songs Shine a little light.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the boy or gold in the ceiling tell switcher

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<v Speaker 2>to three to play. The one with most votes will

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Then one of you randomly picked and given

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<v Speaker 2>Volbeat tickets. Pretty simple concept.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we just spin the wheel of randomness and boom,

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<v Speaker 4>could be you.

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<v Speaker 2>This the first story is a perhaps a sad commentary

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<v Speaker 2>of the state of things from time to time when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes.

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<v Speaker 3>To holy matrimony. What went wrong with the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing yet, it's just an anticipatory move by This is

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<v Speaker 2>Thurston County, which is the Olympia, Washington area. They've sent

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<v Speaker 2>out notice that starting next month, the cost of marriage

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<v Speaker 2>license there in Thurston County is going to go up

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars. They're currently seventy two dollars. They're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go up to one hundred and seventy two dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for a marriage license.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, because they want to deter getting married when you're

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<v Speaker 4>not ready.

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<v Speaker 2>The surch charge is in response to new legislation in

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<v Speaker 2>that state that requires coresponders to come out to domestic

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<v Speaker 2>violence incidents. You send a law enforcement officer with a

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<v Speaker 2>social worker in tandem in hopes of defusing things before

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<v Speaker 2>they turn violent. It's to pay for that program.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the instance yesterday where the guy had a knife

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<v Speaker 4>on his girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you send in a social worker along with the

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<v Speaker 2>SWAT team and hopes that has a more positive outcome

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<v Speaker 2>in the end rather than the guy charging police with

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<v Speaker 2>a knife and now he's dead.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but the poor girlfriend had to watch all that.

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<v Speaker 4>Now she's scarred from it.

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<v Speaker 5>But just to stop and.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about this for a second, that the problem is

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<v Speaker 2>so bad that you know, I applaud places that are

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<v Speaker 2>taking steps like this to try to diffuse stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>But then it's come to that is just.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I want you to think of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really want to get married? It's talk to

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<v Speaker 2>alluded to a few minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to think of the people who really

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<v Speaker 4>do want to get married. Now they got to pay

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<v Speaker 4>that extra one hundred dollars to you. You're in a

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<v Speaker 4>buck seventy two on top of everything else, all the

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<v Speaker 4>other cost of wedding. If anybody younger is listening, that's

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<v Speaker 4>getting married. Your family, if you talk to them about it,

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<v Speaker 4>they might be cool with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just do a nice private wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>Elope, your parents is her parents, and nothing else.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell everyone after the fact.

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<v Speaker 4>And exactly, and then that way, have a party where

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<v Speaker 4>people can come and drop you a check. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>the amount that you save and I know you only

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<v Speaker 4>you know in perfect world you only see your your

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<v Speaker 4>daughter or son off one time, so you want it

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<v Speaker 4>to be big for the whole family, with only fans

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<v Speaker 4>and all these things. I'd hate to put it on

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<v Speaker 4>that there's a chance I talked to somebody the other day.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually we talk to somebody, we'll keep it an anonymous path.

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<v Speaker 2>You could make almost the same type of financial argument

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<v Speaker 2>like you did just in case you made against a

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<v Speaker 2>big wedding as the whole spending money on college. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the same kind of mentality here. It's just it's not

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<v Speaker 2>necessary at all cases, not in.

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<v Speaker 4>All cases, but spending money on college. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>that's the same analogy. Because college is right for certain people,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not for others. So sad with no retreats. No,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm not take college out of it, has nothing

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<v Speaker 4>to do with it. I'm saying, not the amount, just

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<v Speaker 4>the amount that you're gonna get and not have to spend.

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<v Speaker 4>It's amazing. We just talked to somebody the other day,

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<v Speaker 4>like it was saying pat uh. He said, yep, marrying

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<v Speaker 4>the second one off, keep it anonymous, and said told

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<v Speaker 4>her one and done.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all dad's fay for. Talk to another friend who.

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<v Speaker 4>Is kid got me and he said I gave her

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<v Speaker 4>the option of, hey, we'll write you a check for

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<v Speaker 4>you know, at least three quarters of what you would

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<v Speaker 4>have spent, and the girl instead it then didn't and

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<v Speaker 4>he said, we're glad.

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<v Speaker 3>We did the wedding man, I'm gonna talk both my kids.

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<v Speaker 4>God, you know, because in the in the way things

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<v Speaker 4>used to be, the father pays. If it's a girl,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a load of ass coming from guy with two girls.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Now that you get out of your system, can

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<v Speaker 2>we talk about old people's smell?

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<v Speaker 3>We're sagging from people getting in domestics.

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<v Speaker 2>To old people. Say, every single person knows what old

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<v Speaker 2>person smell is. It's a very distinctive odor and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a real thing. I got it in my nose right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a real thing. Disgusting. There apparently is a

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<v Speaker 2>very simple remedy to this if as you age, you

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<v Speaker 2>get in the habit of eating mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, mushrooms are gonna help with the old old age stink.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say, just pull the mouthballs out of their closet.

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<v Speaker 2>There are two rare compounds found in mushrooms. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>pronounce a year of these words matter. They work from

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<v Speaker 2>within the body to combat the formation of two naneil,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the substance that causes quote unquote old person smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the moth balls, although they can factor into the

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<v Speaker 2>overall presentation.

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<v Speaker 5>I can see that.

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<v Speaker 4>I just had a visual what if you got you know,

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<v Speaker 4>old people who sometimes are a little off eating, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>loose nujety mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and now you got grandma tripping balls.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a sight. It's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Chataki, oyster and button mushrooms are the three specific ones

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<v Speaker 2>that are really uh will do the trick here, Bob

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<v Speaker 2>has Bob initially called shataki something else back in the day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>please don't do it now. I don't want to roll

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<v Speaker 2>the dice on that.

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<v Speaker 4>About twenty five years yeah, yeah, cull it. Well you

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<v Speaker 4>can imagine what I called shataki mushrooms. It's probably twenty

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<v Speaker 4>five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So you gotta know, you know someone older in

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<v Speaker 2>your life who're starting to get that old person smell again?

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<v Speaker 5>What are they?

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<v Speaker 3>Shittaki mushrooms, button mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 5>And mushroom and oyster mushrooms?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, not mushroom caps.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know those three or the three that are listed.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes you never you never stop wanting it, you know that.

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<v Speaker 4>I I mean, I know everybody wants some all right, cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheese talk important stuff on this show. Cheese is one

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<v Speaker 4>of these things that's important on this show. It's become

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<v Speaker 4>glaringly apparent I said it's important stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>On the show, I saw a story that a new

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<v Speaker 2>record has been sent for the world set for the

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<v Speaker 2>world's largest cheese tasting. I'm out A company or a

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<v Speaker 2>dairy company in Columbia celebrating its eightieth anniversary gathered together

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<v Speaker 2>eleven five people to participate in what is now the

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<v Speaker 2>certified world's largest cheese testing event tasting event. We can

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<v Speaker 2>break this record. There's no doubt in my mind we

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<v Speaker 2>could break this record if we really wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>How many people do they have show up for this

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<v Speaker 3>cheese taste?

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<v Speaker 5>I just one and eighty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we smoked that one.

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<v Speaker 2>We could get with Petties and their awesome cheese department

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<v Speaker 2>and find a location and I bet we could get

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<v Speaker 2>eleven hundred and eighty six people to show up to

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<v Speaker 2>eat some cheese. I bet we can get more than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think we could do that. And maybe if

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<v Speaker 3>we feel a band in the mix.

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<v Speaker 2>We get the right band, plain those ginness people will

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<v Speaker 2>be there certifying our world cheese tasting record.

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<v Speaker 5>In no time.

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<v Speaker 6>Welcome out to your birthday Birthday twenty six. Everybody got

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<v Speaker 6>your cheese? I need to cheese toast. I know you

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<v Speaker 6>know it's ninety eight degrees out thinking about some pieces

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<v Speaker 6>of cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't worry.

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<v Speaker 5>You got beer to drink. Dude, I'm telling you this.

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<v Speaker 5>We can do this one.

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<v Speaker 4>We just have to find the right time in place eat.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll need eleven hundred and eighty six people all eating

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<v Speaker 2>cheese at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Cakewalk all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everybody's on board with this, so when we make

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<v Speaker 2>the call to action once we worked there now, granted

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<v Speaker 2>this will probably come after BAF pizza.

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<v Speaker 5>What else are we working on the book?

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<v Speaker 4>I got an We got a bunch of irons in

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<v Speaker 4>the fire. As they say, listen, all right, everybody deaf Tones.

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<v Speaker 5>Waiting to play.

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<v Speaker 3>But they said they're not going.

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<v Speaker 4>On stage until everybody eats their cheese. You can't have

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<v Speaker 4>any deaf tones if you don't eat your cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>JRR, Orlando's rock station,