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Speaker 2: This the first story is a perhaps a sad commentary
Speaker 2: of the state of things from time to time when
Speaker 2: it comes.
Speaker 3: To holy matrimony. What went wrong with the wedding.
Speaker 2: Nothing yet, it's just an anticipatory move by This is
Speaker 2: Thurston County, which is the Olympia, Washington area. They've sent
Speaker 2: out notice that starting next month, the cost of marriage
Speaker 2: license there in Thurston County is going to go up
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. They're currently seventy two dollars. They're going
Speaker 2: to go up to one hundred and seventy two dollars
Speaker 2: for a marriage license.
Speaker 4: Oh, because they want to deter getting married when you're
Speaker 4: not ready.
Speaker 2: The surch charge is in response to new legislation in
Speaker 2: that state that requires coresponders to come out to domestic
Speaker 2: violence incidents. You send a law enforcement officer with a
Speaker 2: social worker in tandem in hopes of defusing things before
Speaker 2: they turn violent. It's to pay for that program.
Speaker 4: Like the instance yesterday where the guy had a knife
Speaker 4: on his girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Now you send in a social worker along with the
Speaker 2: SWAT team and hopes that has a more positive outcome
Speaker 2: in the end rather than the guy charging police with
Speaker 2: a knife and now he's dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the poor girlfriend had to watch all that.
Speaker 4: Now she's scarred from it.
Speaker 5: But just to stop and.
Speaker 2: Think about this for a second, that the problem is
Speaker 2: so bad that you know, I applaud places that are
Speaker 2: taking steps like this to try to diffuse stuff.
Speaker 5: But then it's come to that is just.
Speaker 3: And then I want you to think of this.
Speaker 2: Do you really want to get married? It's talk to
Speaker 2: alluded to a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4: I want you to think of the people who really
Speaker 4: do want to get married. Now they got to pay
Speaker 4: that extra one hundred dollars to you. You're in a
Speaker 4: buck seventy two on top of everything else, all the
Speaker 4: other cost of wedding. If anybody younger is listening, that's
Speaker 4: getting married. Your family, if you talk to them about it,
Speaker 4: they might be cool with it.
Speaker 3: Just do a nice private wedding.
Speaker 4: Elope, your parents is her parents, and nothing else.
Speaker 5: Tell everyone after the fact.
Speaker 4: And exactly, and then that way, have a party where
Speaker 4: people can come and drop you a check. But honestly,
Speaker 4: the amount that you save and I know you only
Speaker 4: you know in perfect world you only see your your
Speaker 4: daughter or son off one time, so you want it
Speaker 4: to be big for the whole family, with only fans
Speaker 4: and all these things. I'd hate to put it on
Speaker 4: that there's a chance I talked to somebody the other day.
Speaker 4: Actually we talk to somebody, we'll keep it an anonymous path.
Speaker 2: You could make almost the same type of financial argument
Speaker 2: like you did just in case you made against a
Speaker 2: big wedding as the whole spending money on college. It's
Speaker 2: the same kind of mentality here. It's just it's not
Speaker 2: necessary at all cases, not in.
Speaker 4: All cases, but spending money on college. I don't think
Speaker 4: that's the same analogy. Because college is right for certain people,
Speaker 4: it's not for others. So sad with no retreats. No,
Speaker 4: but I'm not take college out of it, has nothing
Speaker 4: to do with it. I'm saying, not the amount, just
Speaker 4: the amount that you're gonna get and not have to spend.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. We just talked to somebody the other day,
Speaker 4: like it was saying pat uh. He said, yep, marrying
Speaker 4: the second one off, keep it anonymous, and said told
Speaker 4: her one and done.
Speaker 3: It's all dad's fay for. Talk to another friend who.
Speaker 4: Is kid got me and he said I gave her
Speaker 4: the option of, hey, we'll write you a check for
Speaker 4: you know, at least three quarters of what you would
Speaker 4: have spent, and the girl instead it then didn't and
Speaker 4: he said, we're glad.
Speaker 3: We did the wedding man, I'm gonna talk both my kids.
Speaker 4: God, you know, because in the in the way things
Speaker 4: used to be, the father pays. If it's a girl,
Speaker 4: that's a load of ass coming from guy with two girls.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Now that you get out of your system, can
Speaker 2: we talk about old people's smell?
Speaker 3: We're sagging from people getting in domestics.
Speaker 2: To old people. Say, every single person knows what old
Speaker 2: person smell is. It's a very distinctive odor and it's
Speaker 2: a real thing. I got it in my nose right now.
Speaker 2: It is a real thing. Disgusting. There apparently is a
Speaker 2: very simple remedy to this if as you age, you
Speaker 2: get in the habit of eating mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Really, mushrooms are gonna help with the old old age stink.
Speaker 4: I'd say, just pull the mouthballs out of their closet.
Speaker 2: There are two rare compounds found in mushrooms. I can't
Speaker 2: pronounce a year of these words matter. They work from
Speaker 2: within the body to combat the formation of two naneil,
Speaker 2: which is the substance that causes quote unquote old person smell.
Speaker 2: Not the moth balls, although they can factor into the
Speaker 2: overall presentation.
Speaker 5: I can see that.
Speaker 4: I just had a visual what if you got you know,
Speaker 4: old people who sometimes are a little off eating, you know,
Speaker 4: loose nujety mushrooms.
Speaker 3: Well, and now you got grandma tripping balls.
Speaker 5: That's a sight. It's uh.
Speaker 2: Chataki, oyster and button mushrooms are the three specific ones
Speaker 2: that are really uh will do the trick here, Bob
Speaker 2: has Bob initially called shataki something else back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please don't do it now. I don't want to roll
Speaker 2: the dice on that.
Speaker 4: About twenty five years yeah, yeah, cull it. Well you
Speaker 4: can imagine what I called shataki mushrooms. It's probably twenty
Speaker 4: five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you gotta know, you know someone older in
Speaker 2: your life who're starting to get that old person smell again?
Speaker 5: What are they?
Speaker 3: Shittaki mushrooms, button mushrooms.
Speaker 5: And mushroom and oyster mushrooms?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, not mushroom caps.
Speaker 5: I don't know those three or the three that are listed.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you never you never stop wanting it, you know that.
Speaker 4: I I mean, I know everybody wants some all right, cheese.
Speaker 4: Cheese talk important stuff on this show. Cheese is one
Speaker 4: of these things that's important on this show. It's become
Speaker 4: glaringly apparent I said it's important stuff.
Speaker 2: On the show, I saw a story that a new
Speaker 2: record has been sent for the world set for the
Speaker 2: world's largest cheese tasting. I'm out A company or a
Speaker 2: dairy company in Columbia celebrating its eightieth anniversary gathered together
Speaker 2: eleven five people to participate in what is now the
Speaker 2: certified world's largest cheese testing event tasting event. We can
Speaker 2: break this record. There's no doubt in my mind we
Speaker 2: could break this record if we really wanted to.
Speaker 3: How many people do they have show up for this
Speaker 3: cheese taste?
Speaker 5: I just one and eighty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we smoked that one.
Speaker 2: We could get with Petties and their awesome cheese department
Speaker 2: and find a location and I bet we could get
Speaker 2: eleven hundred and eighty six people to show up to
Speaker 2: eat some cheese. I bet we can get more than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we could do that. And maybe if
Speaker 3: we feel a band in the mix.
Speaker 2: We get the right band, plain those ginness people will
Speaker 2: be there certifying our world cheese tasting record.
Speaker 5: In no time.
Speaker 6: Welcome out to your birthday Birthday twenty six. Everybody got
Speaker 6: your cheese? I need to cheese toast. I know you
Speaker 6: know it's ninety eight degrees out thinking about some pieces
Speaker 6: of cheese.
Speaker 3: But don't worry.
Speaker 5: You got beer to drink. Dude, I'm telling you this.
Speaker 5: We can do this one.
Speaker 4: We just have to find the right time in place eat.
Speaker 2: We'll need eleven hundred and eighty six people all eating
Speaker 2: cheese at the same time.
Speaker 3: Cakewalk all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's on board with this, so when we make
Speaker 2: the call to action once we worked there now, granted
Speaker 2: this will probably come after BAF pizza.
Speaker 5: What else are we working on the book?
Speaker 4: I got an We got a bunch of irons in
Speaker 4: the fire. As they say, listen, all right, everybody deaf Tones.
Speaker 5: Waiting to play.
Speaker 3: But they said they're not going.
Speaker 4: On stage until everybody eats their cheese. You can't have
Speaker 4: any deaf tones if you don't eat your cheese.
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