Speaker 1: Callarogashark Media. I'm sorry, I'm late there. I'm jutting back
with five good news stories. It's just distracted thinking about
this first story. The organizers of the Cumbria Nature Festival
in England, that's right. The Nature Festival felt the need
to let everyone know that the Nature Festival is not
a nudist festival. At least one prospective visitor had asked
about the details, festival organizers posted on social media. Cumbria
Nature Festival is primarily aimed at naturalists, not naturists. While
we aim to be as inclusive as possible and certainly
do not judge anyone, we are aiming the event at
wildlife enthusiasts. Please do dress appropriately. They offered a free
refund to anyone who is hoping to come naked. Damn
is one of the organizers. He told the BBC the
whole thing sounds funny, but the offered or refund is genuine,
he said. We have an alter had to refund anyone,
so we're hopeful our offering has been sufficient to retain
their interest. Despite composing a Driss code just to keep
everything straight here, Naturalists study nature. Naturists prefer nature without clothing.
The Durham County Sheriff's Office in North Carolina has a
situation they are handling it. There is a very large
pig on the loose. The pig was spotted on Mason
Road and Durham County police showed up. They didn't see
the pig. The Sheriff's office took to social media to
lert the public. They described the pig as the new
heavyweight champion and their hem ambassador. Boy, these police departments
love doing these things. But they clarified, he's a really
big pig. We're talking absolute unit status. He's living his
best life on the lamb, but would like to get
him somewhere safe before he decides to move into someone's backyard.
Residents are asked to report any sightings of the very
large pig, but do not attempt to capture the very
large pig. Also, the pig's owner has not yet been identified.
A little more serious forever her chemicals are down, this
is good news. Scientists have been studying the eggs of
northern gannets. Those are large seabirds on the coast of Quebec.
They've been collecting data for fifty five years, and a
new study found that levels are so called forever chemicals
in eggs have dropped dramatically. Forever chemicals don't break down
in the environment. They accumulate. They get into the water,
into the fish, into the birds that eat the fish,
and then into the eggs. The good news to see
that those levels are down from a peak in the
nineteen nineties. Congratulations to Linda. She is the unicycle granny.
At sixty nine years old, she's been confirmed by Guinness
as the oldest unicycle writer in the world. She started
riding a unicycle at age ten never stopped. When she
went to Florida State University, she performed in the flying
Circus program there that led to a circus career and
eventually work as a Hollywood stunt performer. These days, she
performs in regional and community theater productions. Now, what's even
more interesting, this is not the first time she held
the record. She first earned the title of world's oldest
unicycle right her back in January of twenty twenty three,
when she was sixty six and two hundred and thirty
four days old, and she's now extended the record to
sixty nine one eighty nine And as this article points out,
she keeps getting older and keeps setting the record further
and further. How can you catch her? She told Guinness,
Start very young and never stop. And some shocking news
out of Italy. Have you been to Rome? Have you
seen the calendar with like the handsome priests on it.
If you've been to Rome and you've walked around the
touristy areas, you have seen this thing. Well, we have
found out that the handsome men in priestly at Sire
might not be priests. I know this isn't exactly good news, John,
I'm sorry. Gavanni has been the cover shot for the
so called Sexy Priest Calendar for many of the last
twenty three editions. Now, the day that I'm recording this story,
my daughter happens to be in Rome. I sent her
the story and she sent me back a picture of
the calendar. So this is still a thing. She sent
me back a picture of the exact guy I'm talking about,
Javona on the cover. Giovanni wears a clerical collar and
flashes a smile. He said he was seventeen years old
when friends put him in touch with the photographer. The
whole thing was a lark. Giovanni is now thirty nine
and is not a priest. Those are your five good
news stories for today. Have a great day.