Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka.
Speaker 2: Call it a.
Speaker 3: Podcast from the Mac of All Trades to a nice
lerd Dods, Jim Ram It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 1: It didn't love when that happens. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the bird ship.
And I mean having some people tell me that there's
been some glitches audio. I'm sorry, I haven't been. Oh,
it's okay. And then I'm noticing glitch's neck. It's not
the Russians. It could be I was going for the piano.
Maybe there's a terrify on your cameras. They're might that's
not for another. But Kevin is going to prove from night.
That's all you need to know, which I thought was
a very very well said.
Speaker 4: Well, we just had a nice little blash and parting.
Speaker 1: But people gonna start feeding self beer.
Speaker 5: Yes, brother? And was he brother? Did you go meet
him today? He was at Beers in the world monn.
Speaker 1: Oh, Monday, okay, okay. And I thought it was early.
Speaker 5: I thought it was supposed to be like ten to
like twelve or something, and I went after work at
like two thirty, yeah, and he was still sitting there.
I didn't do the meet and Grid. I just snapped
a cold pictures so far. I did get a picture
and met Jimmy Hart, who was a manager way back
in the day. Yeah, the guy with the megaphone, Yeah,
who just sitting in a stool at eighty one years old.
Speaker 1: Just looked like he was dead.
Speaker 5: It looked like it looked like one of those robots
from the Hall of Press.
Speaker 1: It's kind of sad like in a way. It's weird
because I've been to one of these Beard things with
Kelsey Grammer. But that was a huge line. It was
upstairs at Montconnery's. There was a vibe there. It's also
a bar and a restaurant. Did his own beer, he
has his own beer beer and you know who was
there was uh, your who's your Jamie?
Speaker 4: Oh Jamie and her sister Oh yeah, okay, and something
to do it bringing him here?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, the one in North Carolina. Yeah. No,
he was on his own and I don't know with
some guy through Damien and I did an interview with
him on the radio and that's when I did ask
him about somebody getting killed in d W I actually
he was everybody like told me I ruined the interview,
and I was a complete myself. I didn't think I
ruined yet he's yes, I know there's a no it's
been like okay. So I I have this weird, weird
belief that I've talked about openly. Anything that happens to
you is your fault. So I'm trying to figure out
where's my vibration, Why is this stuff happening? What am
I doing? Back into that knotty water, what am I doing? Well,
my sister said the same thing to me, But I'm like,
what do I like? What am I doing? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Everything happens for a recent in my opinion, Like, I
know that right now you feel a little shut down
with some stuff, but I just I'm very much like
you got to take the highs and the lows, and
you know.
Speaker 5: We've got the keys to fix it. We've got the
keys to fix it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. And and I think.
Speaker 5: That's what we should do, just dive.
Speaker 1: In head first. So anyway, I uh, pretty hair wet.
Speaker 4: Back to the what a good hairdresser he must have?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, so many stuff by here last night,
but wouldn't come on and made a whole thing and
then wanted me to pause the podcast and I don't
and I didn't. Was there was there snowboarding pictures on
the hell out here.
Speaker 4: A photo I'm surprised you into a photo shoot? Put
the headphones on.
Speaker 1: No, but I all this person was over at a
new restaurant in town and texted, are you over at
the studio? And I said, I am, and Danny and
I Danny was here. We had just started a segment
and I and I it takes you out of a rhythm.
I'm like, I'm not going to pause it. You can
sit down and join or not. No, we don't want to.
And then it was like, all we're going to drink
look quick after show ran. Did you have I didn't.
I didn't at all.
Speaker 4: I want I'm.
Speaker 1: Off. There's somebody that gets very upset about all that stuff.
It has nothing to do with you. Yeah, gets gets
very upset about this.
Speaker 4: She was she was a little cold to me at
the gym the other day, and then like two days
later she's texting me about something. Yeah it's over, yea,
but I know I want to another.
Speaker 5: Another woman met at me ge whatever will I do?
Speaker 4: I want to go try that body and Clyde so bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. In the bank, like the cuproom or something.
It is owned by the owners of the cuproom just closed.
Speaker 4: I love the couver room clo.
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed to hear that it must be putting all
their energy over here. But I wonder if it's all
sony uh Airport City versus Fairport. I mean that. I
I feel like everything's sort of like disappearing. I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's a big rager coming to Fairport and may I heard.
Speaker 1: We're going to let another live.
Speaker 5: It's like your birthday. Oh, I got the inside scoopa.
That's awesome. Another band, another band, same.
Speaker 1: I've heard the same band as last year.
Speaker 5: Different different, Uh charity, But we'll be partying for Greg's
birthday again.
Speaker 1: And that's awesome. I didn't what don't think it all
about you?
Speaker 4: My birthday too, Greg and I share a birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know this.
Speaker 4: You probably remembered it last heir, but then you got
out of it when you bombed at that stand up.
Speaker 1: Did I momb Oh God? No, it was going great,
but no one could hear you about that.
Speaker 4: It was not meant to do.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 5: I did ask Greg though, if we were going to
reverse the roles this year and let him roast you.
Speaker 1: I said I'd help him, right, that would be funny. Actually,
and you know what, we know what will happen. People
will be quiet when he's up on the stairs. Crag
gets great colors.
Speaker 5: The mullet, the mullet, it's.
Speaker 1: Like the quiet sight and break. I'm turning it. It's like, oh,
I didn't know that that's your birthday too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I figured that out last year. Yeah, we have
the same birthday.
Speaker 1: Okay, and we didn't get you for your birthday. We
need to do something fun for your birthday. Birthday it's forty,
Well you're forty this year. Yeah, sixty nine. Wow, go
go the Uh yeah that's interesting. God. Somebody's texting me today,
how the kids? How's this? It's Kevin van Waukenberg him
the other day. Yeah.
Speaker 4: You see his wife all the time.
Speaker 1: Jill, and he just was reaching out. He just checks in.
He goes, hey, man, I've been checking out the pod
really really enjoying it. I hope things are well with you.
And I write back and we're talking back and forth,
and he goes, he goes, how are the kids, because
Jackson used to work their cars and coffee and stuff.
So I said, OUI they're good, and you know, and
I said, Jamison turns fifteen this weekend. He's like fifteen.
He goes, man, my kids are going to be thirteen,
my oldest one. And he goes, I'm coming up on fifty.
I go, I passed that milestone with my hair on fire,
which is a racing term, and he's like, man, I
hope your hair was literally a fire. Dude, I got
two to go, two to go to fifty. YEA, all right,
So Laura, this is what I might hit fifty to
pull a Greg connor zoone and not make it. Please
don't Okay, who's gonna work the calendar? If I'm gone?
I don't know what I would do. I don't know
what I would do, Like I couldn't handle it. Well,
you would take a little guinness and pour it out
on the casket and one last one for my guy. No,
I'd have you turned into the eternal flame and cydy
outa Lake Ontario, just let you in fire. No, we'd
have to like, yes, a Viking funeral, and then I
would love a Viking funeral. You'd fucking mess with the arrow,
I would, but I would love a Viking funeral for me.
I think that would be the coolest fucking thing. Send
you out on Lake Ontario. Someone who's a you know,
a marksman with archery just shoots that arrow and it
goes down.
Speaker 5: Instead of that, Can we just have can we just
have Jordan do the hammer throw and throw it out there?
Speaker 1: Oh he could do it that way. Yeah, spin, spin, spin,
but watch him him do one of these ones where
he fouls throws it. No, but the thing's on fire.
It catches the trees on fire. Fucking we have I
wonder if you could do it if you didn't sing anything, like,
if you just kept it really underground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, until until there's a flaming boat on the lake. Yeah,
but I mean.
Speaker 4: And then public property.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and that's where all that's where a lot
of them hang out. Now we're here and that's the
hot spot on the lake.
Speaker 5: This beer isn't bad, by the way the Vikings hang
out Duran's It's like, yeah, it's a light beer.
Speaker 1: It took me a minute because I'm not a pilsner guy,
I would assume it's a pilsner, and I uh not
that I'm not a pillsar. That sounds stupid. I just
wasn't sure what to right, and I wasn't either.
Speaker 5: I'm like, it's either gonna be like bud light, yeah,
or like a course light. It's just a light four
point two beer it was.
Speaker 1: But it's got to be weird seeing like, was there
a lot of people still there at two thirty? Oh? Okay,
all right, So that changes it because the vibe, because
you know, you to see these old men sitting there,
and like I used to feel bad. I remember seeing
video of Pete Rose sitting behind like a card desk
and some guy just tackling him till Pete Rose was
ready to get up and punch him in the face,
but there was nobody really around, And I go, what
happened to Pete Rose? There you go, Let's say it
looks pretty good. Hell's Hogan seventy one.
Speaker 4: He was a few years ago. I had gone on
vacation to clear Water Beach with I only helped get.
Speaker 1: It looked like he's one of the Hall of Presidents
Disney World. He's got he's eighty one. Yeah, he's the.
Speaker 4: Baby Hulk Hogan was doing an event at like one
of the clubs down there, and it got in the news.
The next day was like it got shut down immediately
because a huge brawl had broken out.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, over what, I don't know. It was just
like alcohol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I was there with my ex husband
and my kid, like beach vacation, and but we saw
all this promotions for hull Cogaan being at one of
the bars and clear water. And then like the next
day it was on the local news that you know,
if the event started at eight o'clock, it was like
by nine o'clock it got shut down.
Speaker 1: Because really, are we seeing like more people? Just I
wonder I always wonder these things because you bring that up,
and I've got a bunch of stories about different things
that have been going on around. Are we seeing more
public meltdowns and unraveling or is it the same as
it always was? But we're seeing it more because of
the phone, Because we have a phone, and everybody whips
out their phone and the next thing I know, I
get to watch, you know, some lady who's having a
bad day, strip naked on a plane and trying to
get off, you know what I mean, that's what happens,
and I go or almost everyone has a camera in
their pocket or I like to say a TV station
because they can all go live at any moment, and
I'm like, man, we're ready to record and upload at
just a moment's notice whatever is going on. And I
don't know if, but we're seeing like it does seem
like people are really having meltdowns people.
Speaker 4: I think people love other people's misery though, so I.
Speaker 5: Love Christmas Eve Christmas a couple of days before Christmas
in the mall. Yeah, but I sit down, get a
big old couple of pretzels and just sit in the
middle of the mall and just watch the misery and
one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 1: But it's like, right now, I'm going to is it
economic struggles that some people are having and the price
of things are higher and we don't know, and the
political tensions that go on, and you know, you got
everybody who starts to have an opinion and they become edge. Yes,
And I don't know if it's like post pandemic. I
was reading the studies the pandemic. Everything's been up down
again in terms of like public meltdowns and things, but
still higher than it was pre pandemic and in terms
of like people getting arrested or let's say, I think
it was specifically flights, right, So that's it.
Speaker 5: But and then it's weird to think that we're a
week away from five years of shutting the country down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, five years. It doesn't feel like it's been
five years. No, it doesn't. No, I don't, And I'm
not sure if we ever really came back or not.
I mean, I'm bad.
Speaker 4: I think everything's changed. Like now you refer to pre
COVID and post COVID or like during COVID with random
things that you do still thinking.
Speaker 1: About it, like your marriage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like well, but also like even my business or
things that I did pre COVID that I you know,
you know, no, God, I.
Speaker 1: Saw a joke online today that there was a guy goes, hey,
why did you Why is my sister's name Esther or
something like that, and the father says, oh, well, because
your mother and I'm getting the name wrong. Your mother
loved Easter, and since she loved Easter, we just kind
of and then he goes no, no, he goes, no,
it wasn't Lana it was he goes, uh, all right,
good talk Alan, which would be d Dent. Oh my god,
she hit the policy she did. That was funny. But
all this stuff, I don't know if people are just
melting down more or not. That's why I can't figure out.
There was that lady on the Southwest Airline. She's screaming
that she's bipolar and they wouldn't let her off, and
she took all her clothes off and she got completely naked.
And if you see the blurred out image, actually I
think I had hard to tell. Uh, she looked like
a woman in her mid forties, but she didn't look
like she was in terrible shape.
Speaker 4: Like the blur wasn't too big. I assume it's a
decent body. Yeah, I mean, it's going to be entertaining
no matter what.
Speaker 1: And she, yeah, she was completely naked. But are you
entertained at that point or are you just pissed because
you want to.
Speaker 4: Just getting I would be more pissed about the flight
on the guitar flight where the dead body was next
to that couple for four hours. What you didn't hear
about this?
Speaker 5: Somebody died, somebody died mid flight.
Speaker 4: And somebody died mid flight, and they left the corpse
right next to a.
Speaker 1: Couple Weekenie didn't put a blanket over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they for four hours they had to fly next
to the dead body.
Speaker 1: It's not going to stink like, well, don't when we're
going to put it. No, but when do the fluids
start cutting out and stuff?
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good point, like.
Speaker 1: I think you because all your muscles just yeah, everything goes.
I'm not a doctor, you me either. Here is the
story about.
Speaker 6: Thanks for joining us tonight on Mark Curtis. The entire
thing was caught on camera by another passenger.
Speaker 5: Who walked us through how it all.
Speaker 6: Went down on board to news journalists. Chase go Lightly
is live at sky Harbor where that flight was headed,
and Chase was the woman charged.
Speaker 1: Mark Rebay.
Speaker 2: According police, that woman was not.
Speaker 1: Like he's standing right out chasezation.
Speaker 2: And there were several children on this flight. Now children
are parts of this video. Some may still find it disturbing.
Speaker 1: And then you see her shocking.
Speaker 2: Passengers on this Southwest flight couldn't believe what they were seeing.
Speaker 1: This is getting crazy, like this is something that you
see out of a movie.
Speaker 2: A woman on the plane completely naked.
Speaker 1: Walking.
Speaker 2: Spoke with one of those passengers, who asked to remain anonymous.
She said they had just boarded the plane in Houston
and were about to leave for Phoenix when the woman,
while fully dressed, walked to the front of the plane
and started yelling.
Speaker 4: I do remember her saying that she wanted to get
off the flight.
Speaker 2: The passenger also said she heard the woman yell that
she was bipolar.
Speaker 1: Hey, Southwest flight really took no baggage to a whole
new level.
Speaker 4: You don't have to pay to check.
Speaker 1: Out, no baggage fees.
Speaker 5: You're not for to take your clothes off, bring your nuttiness.
Speaker 1: You to yell. It was very evident that she was
having a mental breakdown.
Speaker 2: At one point. Another passenger said that which I start.
Speaker 1: To feel bad for the woman because I guarantee she
doesn't want to be that way, Like in a right
state of mind, a rational state of mind, she doesn't
want to be that way. It's fifty fifty she's still
a woman. No I I I'll let you, I'll let you.
I'll let you hang on that one. But cause you go,
are we becoming more unhinged as a society because we
see a lot of this stuff all the time, or
I think just the other day there was I think, wait,
at the end of this newscast, they're gonna give you
stats out of Phoenix of the number of.
Speaker 2: Flight in Phoenix flights which, according to the Every twenty
twenty one, had the highest number of incidents in recent years,
with nearly six thousand reported. While that number has dropped significantly.
Speaker 1: Lights out of Phoenix still hid what.
Speaker 2: Was reported before the COVID nineteen pandemic in completeock.
Speaker 4: On what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is all that's just Phoenix. That's just Phoenix. Oh,
we see shit all the time. We just I thought
there was somebody who I think people just don't give
a shit anymore. They're just gonna do what they're gonna do,
if they're if they're bipolar, not bipolar, if they're just
trying to well when you say virals, yeah, but that's unhinged.
Speaker 4: No, I think a lot more people are just unhinged,
like they just do whatever. And yes, some people do
do it as like a skit or yeah, yes, yes,
I don't think this woman did, but I think she
people do.
Speaker 1: Like she started grinding on the I think in one
of the news stories they said, she grabbed the flight attendant, and.
Speaker 5: You don't have a stripper pole and take what you
get ground on the flight attendant that it was wild
riding a rolling suitcase like it's ball video.
Speaker 4: You would think that they would have started to her.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 4: I said, You think that they would have restrained her
as she's starting to take off her clothes.
Speaker 1: Probably, I don't know that I touch anybody anymore. Well,
I'm serious in any way, shape or form. I'm like,
you don't want to touch anybody because you just fucking
don't know. You touch my heart every day. I hope
I reached deep inside your soul and tickle it.
Speaker 4: I'm sure somebody is recording it. But yeah, it's strange.
Planes are strange. Plain behavior, plain behavior.
Speaker 1: Next week? Oh where are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm going to Charlotte in two weeks with the kids.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, I remember this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Campden's on crutches right now. So what happens
Lucas tackled him?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, broke his ankle or.
Speaker 4: Fractured his growth plate in his knee.
Speaker 5: Okay, Charlotte is not a very conducive crutches airport.
Speaker 4: Just throw out there, really hoping that's a.
Speaker 1: Big ass airport. Yeah, that is a big ass airport.
I've been there. Yeah, America isn't an American American house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where I got stuck for fifteen hours flying
back from Seattle.
Speaker 1: Oh lovely. All right, Well, uh, we'll take a moment.
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new study suggests that women who have stained from sex.
Speaker 4: Sucks know they share holder.
Speaker 1: That may face a significantly higher risk of early death,
while men who engage in frequent sex maybe at an
increased risk themselves. Researchers found that women who had sex
less than once a week had a seventy percent chance
seventy percent higher excuse me, risk of death within five years,
potentially due to increased information. Meanwhile, men who had sex
very frequently were six times more likely to die early,
which is seems unfair of nature. I don't know if
older women are supposed to be banging younger guys. I'm
not really sure. Yeah, And the studies based on the
CDC data suggests that sex has protective cardiovascular and mental
health benefits for women might have the opposite effect for
highly sexually active men. Scientists theorize that sex releases endorphins
that counteracts negative effects, the depression and blah blah blah.
You know, we kind of know all that stuff. But
you shut the CDC down. Yeah, one of the things
they shut now. I think that was the World Health Organization.
We're not part.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, self care?
Speaker 4: Is this for sex both ways? It's more than once
a week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you gotta find. To me, you need
to find the goldilocks right, the balance, the perfect right,
the perfect balance of enough for her to keep her
healthy and enough for him to not kill him. So,
I don't know, like three times a week seems reasonable.
And I thought we read somewhere that a I thought
we talked about like men ejaculating three times a week
was necessary to ward off prostate cancer. That's why I
wanted to get a urologist on. And all youurologies are
a little that's I don't understand why it heals women
and hurts men.
Speaker 4: What the average is on how often the average person
has sex, like in a committed relationship, because I I
thought it was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was three times. I thought the average
was three times a week. I really did. And then
but that's what I read. Go ahead, you look you
look it up because I was about to, but you
look it up, and uh, because, yeah, I it is.
If sex is supposed to be healthy, I just don't
understand why it increases a man's mortality rate. And I'm
wondering now if part of that is, like naturally the
body declines, right, your testosterone goes, and you see old couples.
But now at the blue pill, somebody's coming at you
with their slim gym a couple of months a week.
Speaker 5: Well that could have something.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, the medical side of it. And
don't forget it's thinning the blood. So who knows what's
goud happen. I'm not sure being a player might be
just the hardest part of of living for some guys.
Speaker 4: The average couple has sex about once a week.
Speaker 1: Once a week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely to get that story.
Speaker 1: Where did you find that? No picture?
Speaker 4: So somehow I google how many people does the average
person sleep with?
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's what does what does the
average person? I want? I want to guess, Yeah, seventeen
the average person sleep. I think it's less than that. Well, no, don't,
don't forget who's going to be honest on these surveys.
People lie well and for men women, Yeah, so women men,
I think, well, I think the men are going to
be higher. I think the men are going to be higher,
and they're going to be higher because it's a bragging point,
and I think women are going to be lower because
it's a shame point.
Speaker 5: Seventeen seventeen men, twelve women.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, uh, five or four for women,
four or five, and I'm going to say nine to
ten for men.
Speaker 4: You were really close. Yeah, four point three for women
for women and six point three for men. To like
reread that, I was, like most.
Speaker 1: Women I know, blew past that school.
Speaker 4: What were games for years?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 4: Per month?
Speaker 1: What was my number?
Speaker 4: Six point three?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 5: So if you take rule of three, so you divide
by three for women, you're multiply by three for or
divide by three for men and multiply by three for women,
I'm right on then I'm right on the money.
Speaker 1: Two I'm accurate.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, it's saying most that sixty percent of
people in a relationship have sex once a week, not
a lot.
Speaker 1: No. No, I thought it was three times a week,
and I thought that was healthy. That's yours, yours three
times a week. Yeah, and you'd want more, you would take.
Speaker 5: That's just for the toys. I'm not counting Joe yet.
I take her and Briar Rabbit.
Speaker 4: I have a friend who went on a date with
a Mormon guy this week, and supposedly a Mormon religion,
if you masturbate, that's like a say, And she was like,
I gotta get claric on them, because I masturbated a
lot and I watch a lot of porn everything, and
they're both sins in the Mormon religion.
Speaker 1: Who is this woman a.
Speaker 4: Single friend of mine? Really a webster mom.
Speaker 1: That you don't know? Oh well, okay, but yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean I I definitely think that I could have sex
more than Joe could per week. Like we've talked about that. Yeah,
I mean, yeah.
Speaker 5: I can to emasculate the guy, and Jesus, well, there's
no masculating he He did sit here and say, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Understand, and I agree to help out. I'm trying to
help out my guy.
Speaker 4: I'll get a text message in a few minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, did you like the punching and this
stuff like that is weird? Okay, but like so we punching.
Speaker 4: All the time, Like this morning we had sex and
it was just a quick time all like you know.
But if it's like drinking at night, like that's when
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 5: Let's start drinking Google, Like, let's.
Speaker 4: Go to a different surface.
Speaker 1: I think we are. We are lubing her up with
alcohol tonight, Joes and be ready. I think that there's
sometimes that the overly aggressive can be almost a turn
off for guys, like almost scary a little bit because
you start to I don't know what it is, like
you like you can't live up to it. And then
other times it's.
Speaker 5: Because you've been taught for so long don't hit a woman,
and when she's asking for it, like you kind of
question yourself, right, but like what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Is this? Is this legit? Or is this like am
I going to catch it domestic? Exactly exactly? And what
if I hit you too hard?
Speaker 5: I'm saying in the moment, what if I get you
too hard?
Speaker 1: Thank God? Yes? And then I feel bad.
Speaker 5: Because I've you know, knocked you the fuck out or something,
and I gotta go jack off in the bathtub.
Speaker 4: But when when we were talking the when we had
the Buildo party, that woman was saying that it's healthy
for a woman to orgasm five times a week, and
I think that, like, I don't know, I always feel
better effort.
Speaker 1: What about in the night, Yeah, in a night, five
times a night, Yeah, in a night, in a knock
it out and knock it out in one day in
a session. Yeah, I think that's kind of hard for
women to do after a while, Like I think you
have one, two, three, and then after that it's like
it's a little harder to get well.
Speaker 4: Most women also can't women, Most women can't orgasm, Daring Sacks,
what you please tell me?
Speaker 1: You know this?
Speaker 4: Most women cannot orgasm during.
Speaker 5: Say it before.
Speaker 4: That's why like playing are using tools or yeah, most
women can't. Okay, I am not most women.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask, I figured.
Speaker 4: But I mean a lot of my friends say, like
they can't orgasm just from penetration.
Speaker 1: Then they're not doing it right. How do you know?
You've been lied to your whole life? But you know what,
I still know what.
Speaker 4: I'm doing and put her on the spot, trying.
Speaker 1: To think where is she?
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't think she'll be able to hear right
the Oh no, she's the haircut with the boys.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Oh she can answer. Yeah, it's getting
the trim.
Speaker 4: Randy the.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because I I think that most women fake it?
Speaker 7: Do they?
Speaker 1: I have? I have, Yeah, but I've there are some
women that I can't like, you know, you know they're
not faking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there's like from squirre.
Speaker 1: To oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so done.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait did someone say that to you? I feel
like we've talked about this off my probably could talk
about it.
Speaker 1: No, I prefer not.
Speaker 4: I told you about the one guy who like jumped
up and got in the shower.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he got jumped up again in
the shower afterwards. Let's see Piotop. He didn't want to
talk about let's go six seven six seven. I don't know. Wow, yeah, no,
I uh never slept with him never again, too weird.
I didn't. I've seen him.
Speaker 4: We've made jokes about it. Yeah, we were at the
same we oh, we were at the same wedding and
somebody spilt like a beer on the floor and he
looked at me. He's like, Laura, was that you.
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh wait he took a shower. Now I know why.
I wasn't sure why. I thought he was just referring
to oh my god. Wow. Okay, so how can you
fake you? So then you would know if you're no clearly.
But I'm saying like, never mind, I don't want to.
But some some people, every time you come here, it
gets filthy like this, you know, every single time.
Speaker 4: It's so oh my god, I'm totally gonna change the topic.
Wait what did what did Bnny say?
Speaker 1: Donkey punching Joe my man? There it is right on
the there it is Docky punching Joe my man. I
put it right up on the screen. But every time
you come here, it gets a little, it gets a
little raunchy. I've had some I've had moments with some
people that I I it got to that point and
I don't know whether I started to sober up or
all of a sudden was coming back into myself and
I'm like, I God, I got And then you would
hear somebody say something like uh yeah, baby, and I'd
be like, just the fucking voice. I I gotta get
the fuck out of here. And I go like, hey,
they ain't working. It ain't working.
Speaker 4: Man, neither find it like hot or not.
Speaker 1: It depends on the person, because I could have I
mean you telling me that story? I have had filthy, filthy.
There's letters, No, yes, there was, Yes, there was the
girl that wrote letters that my mother read.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you called Marge about that the other day.
I listened to that one. That was fun.
Speaker 1: But the but I I'm okay with, like it depends
who marche son of a bitch. No, that girl never
break me and I just that's call margin find out
that girl. I don't think. I don't remember. No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 4: She was just filthy.
Speaker 1: Okay, she had a dirty story. She wasn't that dirty.
But she was adventurous, but not not that not a
that adventurous. Like I've had others that are just like yeah,
wild And there's one that I like, you could have
the same person do the same thing, maybe even say
the same thing, and for whatever reason, it's a turn off.
This one person could do it, and it's like could
do nothing. There's like that in my mind, that person
could do no wrong. Were you were you ever as
a kid caught by your marger or dad uh, or
catch you in the act of sex or masturbating either
or masturbating. My bedroom for a while was on one side,
on the other side of the wall from the kitchen.
The kitchen table was up against that wall, and my
bed was against the other side of the wall. And
my father comes down and knocks on my door once
and he goes, and I was and I'm trying to
pull my pants together, and goes, what's going on in here?
It sounds like you gotta you have your girlfriend or
something in here? And I think I was, like, I
think what I used to do is like lay down
a sweatshirt or something inside out, and I used to
like literally hump it. Yeah, and I'd be on, what
the what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I know someone who hollowed out stuffed animals and fucked them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure because yeah, because it was I don't forget, like,
did you have the watermelon too? Where this hole is
consensual but this one wasn't. No, But just just know that,
like I got exposed to some sex stuff pretty early
and and and I think I was in third grade
and man, I got a Playboy centerfold and I practically
humped through the paper every night. I like I could
not in third grade. Yeah yeah, yeah, that which is
really young, right, yeah, and I saw I was like
hyper sexual stuff. Seven. I've talked to other like, I'm
thinking I was eight or nine. He's in fifth grade. Yeah,
so I was etern Oh no, nine was fourth grade?
So I was eight eight, seven or eight?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lucas says nine. He's in fourth grade. He's about
to be ten. But he he definitely know some stuff.
And I have asked other moms, are your kids getting owners?
And they're like no, I'm like Lucas three times a
day and we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: And he walks around just like, yeah, Brady gives the
fifth Intro to sex this year? Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Did they bring people in from like the U of R? Anybody?
I don't know anymore. I just signed a paper or whatever.
It's uh yeah, it is the intro.
Speaker 5: So you get a copy or dad Wagon one you
ever caught banging abroad?
Speaker 1: No, because I never bought up. So there was one.
There was one chick. This is so strange. So I
would love to hear marg just take them you walk.
I was working in the deli and it would be.
It was the name of the place. If anybody's ever
been down southern part of the state, I guess more
or less, but Adam's fair Farm fair Acre Farms, and
it was kind of like a Wegman's light. They had
specialty cheeses, they had a coffee thing, and this is
the eighties, and they had a deli with some high
end meets and stuff. And there was one in Kingston,
New York that I had worked at when I was
in high school, and then when I was going to
the community college and stuff, I worked at this one
and it was so much fun. It was all college kids.
There was a lot of marriage guys, marriage chicks. And
I'm there and there was this girl in produce and
she was dating very seriously this guy I don't know,
And all of a sudden she comes over one night
and she's like all upset, and I wound up consoling her,
and the next thing I know, I'm ener jeep and
then we're going somewhere and we hung out for a while.
So I picked her up, hung out, we went on
a date or something I don't remember, and for some
reason my parents weren't around, I had no place to
go so we went back to my house and you know,
like you have all your parents used to hang in
the family photos on the hallway as it's going down
to the bedrooms. There was all the family photos and stuff.
So one day she's working the front end at the
cash register and if you're an employee, you get like
a twenty percent discount and it also extended to your family.
So my father's coming through and she goes, I gave
you the twenty percent discount. He goes, what, and she said, yeah,
you're Bill's dad, right, And he's like yeah. He goes,
how did you know? She goes, I recognize you from
the pictures. She's like, he goes what. She goes, oh,
I was that at your house? Well I wasn't inside,
it was out. So I come home. My father's like,
this girl at the front says, I wasn't inside was there?
He goes, what were you doing having an art show.
Speaker 7: On the lawn?
Speaker 1: Because that but that was I don't know. I never
had any real confidence when it came to women. But
I was fun and I didn't know what I was
not like what. I knew what it was, but I
didn't know. I built yes, but you know, what I'm saying,
Like I didn't read it was a bit of a mess.
It was a bit of a mess.
Speaker 4: See I talk about like growing up. I actually I
was very openly a little wild, but I was also
like a straight a student where my sister wasn't really
the best student, but she hid everything from my mom.
Like my mom to this day does not know that
I was like the parties that my sister had.
Speaker 1: Neither one of you had an egg whisk. That's what
That's what Stephanie, Stephanie used for years. She got an
egg battery powered, battery powered ed whist as a as
a vibrator. Oh my god, and batter it broke and
she fixed it. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: My admiration for that woman just skyrocket.
Speaker 1: I gotta say. Just on another note with Stephanie, Stephanie
did an ad or a video.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Joe like told me about it, like
so many people were shitting on this thing, like fucking
stupid ass people of Rochester.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it made were gone mad. It like sort of
went locally viral, maybe bigger. I have no idea. And
she sends me a text message with audio of a
radio personality talking about it and if you watch the
video when she goes under the bridge, she like goes
through it like a ghost, and I go just slightly.
It's I mean, you really have to look to the
rock Gun rock Gun Mad. It cuts off just before
the bridge, right, so it looks like she's climbing out
the driver side onto the roof of her car. And
it's an amazingly well done video. But everybody thought it
was real. Oh my god, yeah, because it's shot from
the perspective of another car. But how could you think
it's real? Well, it was so well it was doing six.
Speaker 4: Everything on the internet could you couldn't stand now?
Speaker 1: You could?
Speaker 4: No, Joe saw it, Like, what was the max.
Speaker 1: Speed you would be able to go? Oh god, Kevin,
I think if we went ten or fifteen, it was
a lot was on a side street outside this girl's
house that we were trying to impress.
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, ten or fifty is a lot different
than sixty sixty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. I mean sixty miles an hour on
a boat or like an open motor boat, right, no
open bow. You'll feel that it's just about the sixty
you're getting resistance. It's crazy. That's where like I go
I don't think we're familiar enough with these speeds and things.
I used to jump out of the boat at twenty
five or thirty miles an hour when I hurt, well,
I would land on my back and skip because I
thought it was fun and I was always a little drunk. Yeah,
she is creative, right. It was an amazing video. And
she was so creative that she had an egg beater
that her grandmother had got for for something, and that's amazing.
Speaker 4: I know what I'm going to get her for the
next birthday.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 4: Max powered.
Speaker 1: I have someone wire it go like turbo powered egg beater.
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Speaker 3: Might to make a tower powers Bulified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh Laura knows this song.
Speaker 4: Oh hold on, Dick, Kevin, tell you who's coming back
in town?
Speaker 1: Who's coming back in town? Is there a person that
we know that's called I message you about it. You
want me to reach out? Who's coming back in town?
And what did I say? Nothing? Because you're a dick.
You don't respond to messages. I responded, probably one of
the six you have. I respond, I'll show you you
did fucking love Joe Cocker.
Speaker 5: You brought her, You Cocker, A special mystery guest is
coming back into town.
Speaker 1: Who's that this is coming back?
Speaker 5: It was down in the Pennsylvania area.
Speaker 1: Oh earl oh David Idio.
Speaker 4: I started wish I hadn't gotten rid of the I
Heart ed R shirt that he gave.
Speaker 1: I think he's I think you got rid of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Joe wax off into it.
Speaker 1: Now what would we do? I think I kept. I
think he's very mad. I think he was very mad
at me.
Speaker 4: He had You didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, like it should be like I can
reach out and get a feeler. I should be a
like his boy right and be cool and not do this.
I think he felt attacked. And I also know this
is a guy that some people would tell me who
knew him better than I did, And I didn't know
him all that well. But he had a stint here
prior to when he was doing the afternoon show here,
he he would embellish a lot of things and he
would disappear like he would be gone for two weeks,
no one could get a hold of him. And it
might have been a little bit more pre cell phones
and things, but he would take off and it would
be that he was trying out for a sitcom or
was doing whatever out in LA And I don't know
if it was embellished or real or I can't tell.
I really don't know. And I feel like that whole.
Speaker 5: Situation that night was me.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much sure I'm one of the sh stirred
that into in the reality. Okay, well, I know you
love taking credit for that stuff, but I don't want.
I don't want to be the pro.
Speaker 5: It's never get I get you to the point, but
I get you to the point where you're like, Okay,
let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I know which buttons to push. Okay, but
but but when it's you know, I will always be
the guy holding the bag of turts. I always was.
I had somebody call a day, Yeah, but I what
my name wasn't on this one show, but I was
clearly the the the brain's on the show, I guess
more or less or whatever. And I had the DA
call me up and scream at me over something. Somebody
else on the show said it wasn't me. No, no, no, no,
this wasn't the podcast. So I'm just pointing out if
it wasn't. Start, here's a weird thing. So I see
this article today and I bring it up, and I
know that it's not local or whatever, but uh, I go,
is privacy dead or do we just pretend to care?
In other words, do we feel like we have to
be outraged because everybody, Oh, this is the worst thing
to work. People are doing whatever they fuck they want
all the time. An NYPD Special Victims detective. Her name
is Melissa Mercado. She appeared in a provocative pole dancing
video than When Viral was a hip hop video and
it was shared on the World of Hip Hop and
it features her wearing skimpy clothes, you know, little thong
and something else and she's spinning around the pole. Nothing
that says NYPD, nothing that says anything, and so people
are saying she should be fired. But I go, when
did off duties stop me? In off the clock? In
some sense, and I guess that you have to be
held to a higher moral standard. But it feels like
moral outrage over nothing, like I don't know, it's a
weird thing, like I guess here's.
Speaker 4: The thing, like how what that impacts her job?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't at all, But you hear we've read about
teachers who were on only fans, right, because teachers make
X amount of dollars? They want to make why amount
of dollars? They got to do something else in addition?
And uh so this but somebody found out and I'm
sure none of the kids are going to see it
unless they're in high school. And mostly I think she
was in this woman that I remember the story was
elementary and I go in a society that claims to
support personal freedoms. Yeah right, what are we doing? Why
is everyone so obsessed with pushing people for teacher being
on olyn fans.
Speaker 5: You don't have to worry about the kids. It's the
perfect fathers that you have to do.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 4: But the moral outr all of.
Speaker 5: A sudden, fathers are showing up for fucking parent teacher conferences,
They're showing up at the band concert, they're showing up
the PTA meeting, they're showing up at the outdoor carnival.
Speaker 4: I think, no matter what you do as a career,
what you do outside of it, not like unless you're
blatant crossing the lines.
Speaker 1: Well look dancing. Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure I
don't know this for facts, so I'm kind of I
might be pulling this out my butt. But I think
if you work for any police agency and you have
a side gig, you've got to let them know. They
have to know and be approval because you will see
a lot of like RPD, Rochester Police Department, other guys
who do security companies, right, But I think, and it's
always out in the open, but I think they have
to let them know. And I guarantee it's got to
be something in New York City. So it's this isn't
a side hustle for her. She might have just just
did a video for a friend who knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or like I don't know. Again, going back to
event the people on planes, there's cameras everywhere. Now there's
an event like the deep Fake aig that you don't
know what's real and what's not. But I do think
that I think that people should have privacy. I don't
think what you do outside of your job should really
have to reflect. My mom talks to me about this
at times, because I'm sort of outspoken with my political
beliefs and obviously being on a podcast and everything and
what I talk about and owning my own business.
Speaker 1: What does your mother say? I'm curious.
Speaker 4: My mom is always like, Laura, you really need to
reel it in, Like you shouldn't be out there posting
like things like yeah, I mean if I share a
clip from here, I share on my private Instagram, not
on my business page, but like you know, I do
have clients who I've worked with for so many years
now that I'm friends with that follow me, and you know,
if I post anything political, anything controversial, my mom is
always like, you can't do this. I was like, I
don't need their business if they're going to disagree with
me on some of these things, like it's fine, but
a disagree.
Speaker 1: And still have you do because you do a good job. Yeah,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: That fine, that's fine. I don't think anything that I
say is like so extreme that someone's like, I don't
want to hire this person to be my home. But
I was laughing because my event this weekend that I've
been on the committee for for a few years. Yesterday
I found out a client of mine bought a ticket
because I had told her about it, and you know,
my contact at EPI called me and they're like, we
put her at your table. And I was like, oh,
like this is an open bar. Like, so I text
all my friends are coming, like I'm not going to
be able to be as crude and as obnoxious as
I normally am.
Speaker 1: Thank god, Laura today stop.
Speaker 4: They're like, today, so you're not gonna talking about your
sex life. I was like, no, Like, I'll give it
a little calm.
Speaker 1: I don't buy it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know by the end of the night,
she's gonna be like, I'm canceling her contract.
Speaker 1: That detective Mercado, she wasn't only good at under cover,
she was good at undergarments.
Speaker 4: But yeah, people should have privacy and you can google
people nowadays, Like, well, that's the thing, and some.
Speaker 1: Of the stuff you have no control over, as the
individuals the main character in the story, you have no
control over some things that are on the internet about you.
I think that I always go back to the theory
of you got to look at patterns for people. Do
they have a pattern of this kind of behavior, then
I would probably believe I can see that happened. If
they don't, I go, well, this seems outrageous. You know,
there's an incident that was recently in the news. We
talked about it off air here because I knew somebody involved,
and I go, there's no effing way. There's just no way.
And I don't know the person. Well, but I would
bet you know, a testicle on the fact that it's
just because I'm not gonna have any more kids better testing.
I'm just saying, I want to know what your political views,
Like Trump does his speech, what did what did you
post the next day? Did you post anything about it? No?
Speaker 4: I've really tried very hard to not why because I
don't have that energy to fight with people anymore. Yeah,
I'm trying to like protect my own peace and just
not get involved in politics. And you know, I educate myself.
I still listen to podcasts, I still read news, but
I just can't what's posted on Facebook that people share
or whatever, like those memes. They're so like short sighted,
it's one sided. There's not always validity to it.
Speaker 1: And I guess I'm trying to bat we're in a
world and that I've tried to push on the podcast.
It's like, look a little deeper. Try to look a
little deeper, Try and try to do because we're getting
so much information now that I don't think we're built
to understand it or comprehend it all or take it
all in right. We can take in the bite size
stuff we take in this stuff. I don't know what
to think of of President Trump. I have said here
all that I hope it goes extremely well. I really
really mean that. I wanted to go well the speech.
I thought like there were funny moments to it for me,
but they were more of a comical sense. And I
think when you stand there and say things like no
matter what I do, they're never gonna stand in applaud
for me, instead of I feel like, no matter what
I do, you won't stand in applaud for me. But
my goal is to try to get you to reach
across the aisle and let's see if we get so
there was more, do you understand I'm saying, So there's
more of that. I wish there was that because I
do think like there's two camps and we can't have
two camps. We gotta blend. We don't have to agree,
but we got to kind of blend in a way.
And I really think, and people get upset with me,
this is a is a less crazy Trump. And by
that I mean I haven't seen the midnight tweets and
the I know there's been some true social stuff, but
not as much now we're early and there's some time
to go. I'll give you that, But I don't feel
like there hasn't been the name calling as much at all.
You know, I did find it funny when he goes
Marco Rubio. If it doesn't work out, we know who
to blame. It's like, oh my god, I had to
watch it. I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I did not watch it. I sat in bed and
I watched a book.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I watch this.
Speaker 5: Also seems like he just picks up on certain portions
of words and doesn't hear the whole word, and then
just determines that that's what I'm going to go with.
Like the transgender, Yeah, mice making the mice transgender. No,
it's a common practice of what they were doing for
doing medical research.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm that's one thing I'm having a really hard
time with like taking away medical research and you know,
not getting the CDC, like how there's the gag order,
and you know, it's not getting their weekly emails out.
And I know that sometimes that there's just like a
fear input to hear that maybe there's a rise of
this type of disease or whatever. But it's knowledge that
we're getting prevented from him.
Speaker 5: That there's somebody who's three hundred and thirty years old
getting so scaredy yeah, which you know was before America
was even Yeah that's not true.
Speaker 1: Well sure, it's those kind of gaffs and things that
like you can't all right, But I do, like I
thought at first when I watched the whole Zelensky thing
and I go here, here was my initial take on it.
My initial taken on that the Ukraine thing, I feel
like Elon Musk has, in just by being around and
getting so much attention, has pretty much newtered jd Vance.
I think he has a masculated jd Vance right exactly.
And I feel like in that moment and it was
trying to be a bully. Now, I think it was
forty minutes long and we saw a four minute clip,
but it seemed to come out of nowhere like JD.
Almost feel felt it didn't feel like a natural anger
to me. It felt it felt like somebody trying to
plant through flight.
Speaker 5: He was trying to look like a badass speech.
Speaker 1: I think that that he was.
Speaker 4: Because they called him j D.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure for you, Okay, I didn't. Yeah, but
I also feel.
Speaker 4: Like he's been a podcast literally just about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was that he he did.
Speaker 4: He felt emasculated because President Zelenski referred to him as JD. Okay,
and Vice President Advance like yeah, so that that's when
he went in and then yeah, it was just.
Speaker 1: Like but I also felt like, I go, is there
an Elon musk the thing here? Just just in terms
of your own ego? Right? You know, you're you are
clearly a bright guy. You were Ivy League and all whatever,
And then I thought, could there be some validity to this?
Like we start mining Russia doesn't want to hit American
civilians and bring us in. We keep you out of NATO.
It makes everything kind of smoother because you know NATO,
you hit one, you hit all, and then we're on
World War three? And was that kind of the plan
and then I'm listening to the speech and I go, hm, hmmm,
something's not right here because you're talking about Russia first
before Ukraine and you're talking I just I don't know.
I don't know foreign policy. I don't know what's happening.
I hope it all works out. That's all. That's it.
I got. I got enough problems with my own you know,
I'm I got enough shit going on. But I'm just saying, like,
but you watch this stuff, and that's why I was
curious as to what did you You didn't post anything.
Speaker 4: No, I'm really trying to keep it in my bubble
and talk to the people who I feel confident in
talking to and just you know, feeling like I'm keeping
myself educated on what's going on and just keeping my peace.
Speaker 1: Like you should get in the group chat with Danny,
it'll be fun. Well, I don't know that he.
Speaker 4: I don't think Danny and I will disagree on some
of the stuff. On everything. It's just it's where where
do your morals lie and where your values? And I
just embarrassed, Well that was sort of my thing with Idle.
Speaker 1: Like with the war, I'm going it feels like it's
it's transactionary, right, instead of caring truly caring about it,
which feels transactionary. And I again, I don't know, and
I know people get all bent out of shape, but
people get all bent out of shape. I don't think
are as know as much as they know a portion,
like I know a portion, and somebody knows the whole story,
and we don't.
Speaker 4: Know, like when I say, I really try to listen
to like non bipartisan stuff and educate myself, Like even
when in the podcast that I listened to today talking
about Trump with the tariffs, Yes, that's gonna raise costs
on everything, but it's also already cutting down on Mexico's
fetanoyl right like coming in and so it's like, okay,
so that's good. But that's the thing is people, I
feel like when you and I am, I'm strong left,
but I still educate myself on like good policies and everything.
And I think if you're strong right you just don't
care about others that.
Speaker 1: Maybe that may be true because you feel like everything's
just stupid and a mess. But I often thought when
it comes to President Trump, he could say, which almost
supports his point, right, that he could say things that
another president has said. But we so don't people not we,
but there are people who so don't like the messenger
that we don't give it a chance. Because you're right,
there is some good stuff in the tariff thing. Right,
the fentanyl doesn't come through, and so maybe that's better
and maybe eventually, like nothing is, change sucks of any level.
We all hate change. It's it's something to get used to.
But once it kind of smooths out. I don't know.
This could be great. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm going with optimism, I'm going without.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be a heavy four years,
some tricky for me.
Speaker 1: Lucky Joe. Either either way, she's going to do the drinking. Yeah,
that's true. Well the other way to be all happy
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know that one.
Speaker 4: Closest to the pit on that she'll ring it.
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Speaker 4: Not going to that those places so much. There we
go the Petrie Dead.
Speaker 1: Mind. You know you love the song. Let's kick on
the bill.
Speaker 3: For the fourth segment on the Bill of five podcast
Running in Blue Blue Words six, Randy lou It's billified.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can't.
Speaker 4: Take it so much to take a Celtics.
Speaker 1: Down on the top of the stairs. You never can
everybody pick it out of them.
Speaker 4: When when it's like, everyone doesn't always pick on me
when I well, I saw something I don't actually.
Speaker 1: Stars splash a burbaby good guitar, John Hyddy, thank you,
John Hyatt. I don't like that. Kevin the theme as
It Sucks nineteen eighty six. I'd always liked that song
smashing perfectly good guitar, So we get mad at Pete
Townsend for smashing a perfectly good guitar. Made made sense
to me. That's all just saying it made a little
sense to me. For you what, I don't think that
the lyrics there, Wow, I know what's going on over there?
What happened a couple two?
Speaker 4: That's why you don't want to go have a beer.
Speaker 1: Kevin has a game, But this one we put a
twist on it. It's themed that tuned and you get
the title and the artist, and then if you get
the year, you can extra point off, extra point off.
Speaker 5: And there's one question. Song number seven. If you tell
me what soundtrack it's from, oh, I'll give you minus ten.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's from Laura's Bang track. So Laura, Laura's Bank
track she made in the nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 4: The first song you always have to have music?
Speaker 1: The first song I heard twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this winning It was Thomas Routt.
Speaker 1: What you have Thomas Rhett, I said this morning.
Speaker 4: It was Thomas Rott.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta put it on first?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I like music in the background.
Speaker 5: The theme of the first song is Laura's twenty twenty
four Shit, all right, this is legitimate Brady's favorite song
right now. I have listened to the thirty nine.
Speaker 1: It is not what is it it's a sped up
version of the Bobby Mitten song. Oh really, but they
put it nice. This one goose to all my players
out there, man, you know Jameson wants to shoot a
music video on this Thursday. It's always been bring up,
I'll break some.
Speaker 5: Of the hockey days, not like put of old white
guys at it and you're taking them more.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening in my life. I really
don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm in the middle of a night and the no,
this my wasn't this is the song?
Speaker 1: Is this? The first song was pain and so I
had to take.
Speaker 6: A little of ri backtracking on these few years trying
to pick around.
Speaker 1: You do have to put a year down.
Speaker 5: We're not playing the game and we're not putting the
gear down and losing not losing points.
Speaker 1: My whole life came crashing and I'm so lone, so lone,
mister lone. Why are you making a face? You sir?
Everything the fountain you'll.
Speaker 5: See, Oh yeah, there's no actual theme with that, so
there's nothing to worry about with that.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll walk into the room that's a nun hundred
double bills and it kills and it thrills like the
horns on my silver rod rill and I'll.
Speaker 1: Buy the barm double around the crown. I think I
have the wrong band with that one. I'm bumming. Come on, Lord,
don't look so stumped. You know this.
Speaker 4: Lad, how bad?
Speaker 8: I think? Blasts the crazy sound beginning to see the
same old place, s that same old time.
Speaker 1: Such a question, this thing not even close. I am
not even got me.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know they came around looking for you the other day, worry.
Speaker 7: In farm.
Speaker 4: Then I'll say that I'm gonna sew me.
Speaker 1: I go lamb, and he keep on going. Now take
them unless then I'm still miss somebody and you keep
on my name in farmer.
Speaker 7: Then I'll say that i'mnaw me.
Speaker 1: I go lamb, and he keep on on them.
Speaker 9: Yea, listen, another one got a run and the troublesome
actually double them.
Speaker 1: I come to beat him, to feed him in the street,
him the one being. Everybody want to sell him. Then
I'm you how come on, all right?
Speaker 5: This one is the bonus one. If you can tell
me what soundtracking is from.
Speaker 4: So Bad, come on, you're gonna win, no matter what.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think I got a single thing.
I didn't either. I'm pretty sure you both have seen
this movie. Jo, I would say you for sure.
Speaker 7: You eighty twenty mussle, Ohma, spin ma.
Speaker 1: Sweet, I'm trying to think of this. Emma, kill men
would happened.
Speaker 7: Only River.
Speaker 1: Never killous things? What is this another song? This is
the last song.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna thought that you did the bonus song.
Speaker 1: You just wanted the hearts on fire to come to me,
Come to me, wild and lie. Come on, Laura, you
know this one.
Speaker 7: You've come to me, Give me everything.
Speaker 4: Miller in a world.
Speaker 1: Back at the top. Are you still thinking over there?
I think of that. I'm not getting into the hook. Fuck,
you can stop thinking.
Speaker 4: I got what? And finally, I think I'm off by
like a decade every single so I.
Speaker 1: Said, so lonely, I'll give you a lonely lonely all right,
I have lonely iron or years? I said twenty sixteen,
I wrote twenty eighteen, two thousand and four. Hit for
a con You did, shut take up? Wow, she's winning.
So we are we doing the closest to the aspect
of this The years? The years?
Speaker 4: Where so I have to fourteen points.
Speaker 1: Well, you get two for the artist title, so then
I'm at twelve than two. I said bare Naked Ladies.
I don't know the song and two thousand and five
and wrote baar Naked Ladies, and it's too little, too
late from the year two thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was only up okay, so that neicates one
point agates one no, wait, one point in the gates one. Well, okay.
So I had written nineteen ninety nine and I wrote
bare Naked Ladies, so they negate each other.
Speaker 1: Oh, and I wrote two thousand and five from bare
Naked Ladies. So so you lose four? Do you add
four sixteen save a horse rad a cowboy? Yes, yes,
And I said Brooks had done, but I don't It
was not Brooks and duns Megan Wrinch, Megan d And
I said nineteen hundred and ninety eight from the year
two thousand and four.
Speaker 4: Wrote twenty twelve the crown and everything money is getting.
What was the when it got redone in like twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You ask great questions.
Speaker 4: Two it was two thousand and what two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and four? Van Halen?
Speaker 4: It is van Halen, so that's what you laughed about.
Speaker 1: And that's definitely not. I know it's Van Halen. I
don't know the song I wrote nineteen eighty one though,
anyone who is in the hole, Yeah, with mean Street.
So do I get points off for that? Ten or
for the for the year, yeah, and one for the artist,
one for the artist. Okay, So that brings my total
down to not. Okay.
Speaker 4: I painted from nineteen eighty to nineteen ninety. I had
no idea what I wrote.
Speaker 1: Informer two thousand and six.
Speaker 4: It is informer I wrote in Former in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: It is Snow from nineteen ninety three. Okay, right back up,
that's wait, so nineteen ninety three, thirteen years old. Goo boo,
man ah, all right, stop calling me? Is it a
glistener wanted to play? No? I wrote, I said slam,
Let the boys be boys. It is Slam Run. It
is not run D. I didn't know who it was,
and I wrote two thousand and three for some reason,
it is Slam by Onyx from nineteen ninety three. Another
I'm at thirty one, Well I get back nine. I'm
at thirty.
Speaker 4: I met thirty four.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay, is.
Speaker 5: The bonus question? You can lose an Electra tet off.
Speaker 1: You know the sound. I don't know. I said you too,
I wrote you to too? Is not you two? What
would be collected? Not Mutch, it be no. I don't
think Chris Martin. No, it's not No, it's not Coldplay,
steal Hart. We all die young from the year nineteen
ninety six.
Speaker 4: It's not by six years. I randomly took City of Angels.
Speaker 1: It is not City of Angels. Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 5: So the movie rock Stars starring Mark Wahlberg definitely never
said Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw that. So, if you
have it, way, what year was it? Nineteen ninety six, forty?
I'm at thirty nine. But I think this is where
we separate. This is where I think we say years
gonna come into plan this. I think so this is
where we separate.
Speaker 4: Tina Turner simply the best.
Speaker 1: I didn't get the title nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 4: I wrote nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's gonna win by one. You were both off
by three nineteen eighty nine. Fucking motherfucker. I so god, wow,
oh god, damn how oh wait didn't wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait title. I didn't have the title. I
had the band. She had the band and the title
shit and the same you missed by. I love this
version of this game so much better than you alone.
I don't know why. We just gotta figure out the scoring.
The scoring can be chinsen. Yeah, but that's all right.
That was fun. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: But I do like the bonus point for the I
could pick us out. I could pick a movie from
a soundtrack and throw that in there as a bonus,
because you made me think about it when you said.
Speaker 1: The City of Ages. How do you know this song?
You're gonna let her sing now because she kicks your ass.
She didn't kick my ass. She edged it out I had. Yeah,
she likes that. She likes to get you right up
to the edge.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I mean I know teena turner. But the
song became repopular again with Ship's Creek.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah. I was never really a fan of
it was more a fane. Larry, how the fuck did
I lose and I got one in the hole? God
damn it? Yeah shit, yeah, oh, urse, how about we
go have a beer and you know, I would like that.
I'm in for that. I'm in for that. Hey, uh
tell everybody it's the weekend. Comes get out to betb
would fire pizza and grill on the mall at grease Ridge.
Great specials out there. By the way, we talked about
Matt and the fifteen drink limit on the cruise he
was on.
Speaker 5: Bob was confused by that because he's better than a carnival.
He said, he was never limited. Yeah, this is Bob
unless he got like a different or like a cheaper
drink back.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Fifteen day, fifteen a
day because Bob told me. I said, I would have
been done by three o'clock in the afternoon at five
by none with coffee.
Speaker 4: And fifteen alcohol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think about this week, you get up,
get up eight o'clock. I have two coffee. Shout of Bailey,
shout of Beatas. That's two, that's two Bloody Mary's. That's four.
Then you start drinking drunk. You are no.
Speaker 4: I never like.
Speaker 1: That explains a lot. We're we're going for beer. We
went tag team Today'm not doing anything hot. I am.
I will never touch another human being ever again. Ever.
I'm done at least not under age, not any age, just.
Speaker 5: Not hug his mother anymore.
Speaker 1: But BTV, I just wanted to tell you get out there.
The brunch on Sunday fantastic. They're gonna be doing another
theme brunch coming up.
Speaker 5: The hockey Densil probably be there this weekend at some point.
We're not going to Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Nice the hockey Dad's going out. We might get kicked
out of BTV this weekend. Now, that would be something
on the bucket list. BTV would fire Pizza k in
the mall. Mark has been.
Speaker 3: What what what?
Speaker 1: What did he bring him on? Because I told him
I wasn't coming. Brought in the new special, I said,
which I'm not going to get the name of it right,
And I feel so bad. But it is an unbelievable
It's like a California It's like chopped steak in a
giant burrito. It weighs three pounds. Yeah, Danny and I,
Danny and I split it so uh but it was
so good. The salt that they make or the glock
they have is a nice kick to it. The peak
of the gayo on there. It was. It was grilled
cheese California burrito that pico. Yeah, you know, maybe that
is so good on a grill. Yeah, we cheat Jesus,
it was so good. It was so good. I'm so
impressed by what they do. I really am. And I
don't say that just because you know, Matt comes in
here and stuff. I really am. You walk in there,
the atmosphere is great, the food is always good. And
I have to say, it's in the it's like it's
in the mall, but it's not, you know what I mean, It's.
Speaker 5: Got its own entrance.
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. It's like,
you go there, it's a destination in the mall, but
it is the birthday party. That's James's birth that's the
actual birthday. Yes he does that is true, that is true.
But you know what, maybe we will do that. Yeah,
I have to see what what's happening. There's a lot happening.
Then he's going on a trip to tour colleges. He
got invited to do that through the school. So yeah,
he's in ninth grade, but he got it. It was
he was hand picked by the school to go check
out these colleges. So yeah, lots of things happen in Laura,
this is what goes on in my uh weird world,
my weird world of fun. We will wrap it up
for Kevin Mule in another killer game. Well done, Well
done Laura for crushing how you have to admit like
that's a win. That was a wincially because he got
one in the hole. Well, I usually actually had three.
I usually do. I'm hoping my math is off and
I really did win, but I'm just gonna say it,
but I don't think so. I don't think no, because
I did not get the title war artist on the last,
the second to last one at all, and I was
off by nine. We're going for a beer. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you Monday's California Bait and things of god Worth.
Speaker 4: He's a land up opportunity.
Speaker 1: For me is just a curse.