Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you
Speaker 2: by Pitmasters and Poors Mount Dora with us this Saturday
Speaker 2: from three until eight. Hope you can join us big
Speaker 2: old party.
Speaker 3: Get your tickets in advance, they're just twelve dollars and uh,
Speaker 3: everything's gonna be out there for you to enjoy. Man bourbon, barbecue,
Speaker 3: bacon beer. We're gonna have some entertainment out there. Barry
Speaker 3: from Shindown's gonna be out there with us. Just shine
Speaker 3: down hot sauce and you might win yourself some of that.
Speaker 2: Well. We'll throw the microphone in in Barry space to
Speaker 2: take your questions. Yeah, and you'll sign autographs and you
Speaker 2: know all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: Buddies over at one oh four point one are gonna
Speaker 3: be out there as well. So it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: big party Mount Dora this Saturday, three to eight. Right, Yes,
Speaker 3: and we will bring b W stickers. Oh yeah, BwOs
Speaker 3: twos will be on hand. Remind me to grab those
Speaker 3: from the bass.
Speaker 2: Get those infiltrated into Lake County. Yeah, I know some
Speaker 2: of you who live in Lake County have reached out
Speaker 2: for those.
Speaker 3: Oh I've already said, okay, at least thirty to uh
Speaker 3: that area, thirty to one hundred would so many.
Speaker 2: I would think that would be a BW stronghold.
Speaker 3: WJRR dot com slash events for any info you need
Speaker 3: on this event.
Speaker 2: All right, see Masters and pores this week and there'll
Speaker 2: be a big screen with college football on for those
Speaker 2: of you concerned about that. I know I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't worry, don't stress it, man, You're good. Don't
Speaker 3: be scared.
Speaker 2: Oh, we talked about this much earlier this year. Now
Speaker 2: he's back with more details. Billy McFarland. Uh, how do
Speaker 2: I know that? Oh, I'll tell you why you know
Speaker 2: that name? Fire Festival? Oh god, yeah, the failed twenty
Speaker 2: seventeen Fire Festival curator. He uh you know, you know
Speaker 2: the fault. You've probably seen one of the documentaries about
Speaker 2: the failed festival attempting the Bahamas that left well ended
Speaker 2: up actually leaving people kind of stranded.
Speaker 3: If you if you haven't seen one of the documentaries,
Speaker 3: watch one.
Speaker 2: It is. He went to prison for fraud on that
Speaker 2: whole deal.
Speaker 3: And then he came back out and started promoting another thing.
Speaker 3: And it's like, if you would invest, you're a fool.
Speaker 3: Fire Festival two is now set. We told you he
Speaker 3: was planning on doing this.
Speaker 2: It now has dates April twenty fifth through the twenty
Speaker 2: eighth on an island, a private island off of Mexico's coast.
Speaker 3: Again, if you invest in this, put any money towards tickets,
Speaker 3: you are a fool.
Speaker 2: No confirmed act yet, but tickets are on sale and
Speaker 2: an astronomically high price, and he claims they're going quickly.
Speaker 2: That sounds very familiar there, billy. If you're buying Fire
Speaker 2: Festival two tickets and you have the money to do so,
Speaker 2: then good for you. Good, good for you. Enjoyt see
Speaker 2: how it goes to me? I be better off getting
Speaker 2: on I four and just throwing my wallet out the window.
Speaker 3: To boot. Put the icing on the cake right here
Speaker 3: in the chariot at the top right pat with a
Speaker 3: It's in Mexico. So when you're stranded this time, you
Speaker 3: are beyond screwed. You want to be stranded in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Good luck to you. I know none of our listeners
Speaker 3: or that stupid come on.
Speaker 2: Oh real quick. I thought i'd throw this in as
Speaker 2: a little bonus this morning. We've had this conversation on
Speaker 2: the air before. Hines has set people off with a tweet.
Speaker 2: They put out a little simple tweet. FYI ketchup goes
Speaker 2: in the fridge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people will disagree about that day in and day out.
Speaker 3: I'm a fridge guy. They note that it's right there
Speaker 3: in the back of the hinds ketchup bottles refrigerate after
Speaker 3: opening ye're refrigerator?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, after it's open shore. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember my wife working at a restaurant in a
Speaker 3: British Virgin Islands and they kept them on the table
Speaker 3: at a restaurant. Think about that with the heat I'm
Speaker 3: talking about, kept them out of the side all the time,
Speaker 3: all the time. We're like tomato soup you open when
Speaker 3: they pop. Have you heard of ab etching?
Speaker 2: What? What ab etching? Ab?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: It's something to do with your abs. I can guess
Speaker 3: it's etching out your abs so that they look chiseled
Speaker 3: like a six pack.
Speaker 2: You've looked into this, No, you just said etching highly
Speaker 2: popular plastic surgery procedure with dudes.
Speaker 3: Think about do you think I've looked into a pat.
Speaker 3: Let me show you something. Have I looked into it? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 3: Ab Etching just when you break it down is common sense.
Speaker 3: It's your abs and you're etching them out. It's uh
Speaker 3: hi definition. Liposuction involving sculpting the stomach muscles by removing
Speaker 3: fat from specific areas to create the illusion of a
Speaker 3: toned physique without actually doing any sit ups or other
Speaker 3: types of exercise.
Speaker 2: Too.
Speaker 3: Dude, you and I should do it. You imagine our
Speaker 3: wise reactions. We walked in the bedroom like that.
Speaker 2: If I could get a two pack, I'm getting laid
Speaker 2: every day. Well, you got a one pack.
Speaker 3: It's what I'm saying. I'm big the bar a little bit.
Speaker 3: We have the family size pack. It's still growing. I
Speaker 3: might at at least over here.
Speaker 2: And Leah, I'm just getting larger. I'm sorry. Whenever I
Speaker 2: have a chance to throw it an airplane quote, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it. I know you need to know this.
Speaker 3: That and what's the other one?
Speaker 2: Used cars? There's used cars, Animal House.
Speaker 3: And the hockey movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, slap shots. They brought their freaking toys stop okay,
Speaker 2: And finally there's this I mentioned gas station nachos.
Speaker 3: See your money on fire. Better show. Yeah, it's about
Speaker 3: about all you're gonna say. It's exactly dude, gas station nachos.
Speaker 3: I know people are eating breakfast right now, but thumbs up,
Speaker 3: thumbs down. What's what's the deal here? I've had them,
Speaker 3: and you're rolling the Diary of Dice. I I'm avoid
Speaker 3: if you can.
Speaker 2: Seriously, why are you?
Speaker 3: Why are you asking?
Speaker 2: A Las Vegas gas station convenience store worker is accused
Speaker 2: of beating a customer with a bat overtaking too much
Speaker 2: nacho cheese from the self served nacho cheese dispenser at
Speaker 2: the nacho cheese station inside the Arco gas station in Vegas.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. If you're getting four eleven in the morning there,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: If you're getting nacho cheese from a gas station in Vegas,
Speaker 3: definitely beware.
Speaker 2: I can speak from personal experience on manning, maintaining and
Speaker 2: rotating the cheese products in a nacho cheese dispenser from
Speaker 2: my time away from.
Speaker 3: Here, when he worked in a we'll just say convenience store.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this, That machine right there, for
Speaker 2: at least the chain I worked for, was a bone
Speaker 2: of contention with all the way up the supervisory chain.
Speaker 2: The first thing they would come in and look at.
Speaker 2: They'd open up the door on that and see how
Speaker 2: long that bag of cheese had been in that machine warm.
Speaker 2: Because it's a germ contation. It exactly is. And you
Speaker 2: no quicker way to lose your job, aside from stealing
Speaker 2: cartons of cigarettes or lottery tickets. Then you're screwing up
Speaker 2: the nacho cheese having that thing sitting in there longer
Speaker 2: than it should be. It's a public health hazard if
Speaker 2: if you're not.
Speaker 3: Maintaining that product. Yeah, it's a it's a germ bag.
Speaker 3: I took a rest draw course and I'm I think
Speaker 3: my certification ran out by now, but I was certified
Speaker 3: in restaurant management all that. You did the test, Yes
Speaker 3: I did. It's a difficult test, Oh, definitely, without a doubt.
Speaker 3: It's it's food certification, it's health save food and health safety. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I will. All of that said, I can state with
Speaker 3: good conscience that I never once ever sat behind that
Speaker 3: counter and looked at somebody helping themselves nachos going out.
Speaker 2: They're taking too much gid cheese. I'm going to try
Speaker 2: to kill them with this baseball.
Speaker 3: M H.
Speaker 2: I'm protecting the corporate's money. Here his story on the
Speaker 2: Facebook page at four eleven in the morning. This guy's working.
Speaker 3: Some guy over from taking too many, too much nacho.
Speaker 2: Cheese is hit in the big chain. This is one
Speaker 2: of those mom and pops work. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a big one. Yeah that's well, it's not as
Speaker 2: big as it's more of a gas station. But they
Speaker 2: do have their their convenience stories inside.
Speaker 3: Still ain't getting nachos there.
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