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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by Pitmasters and Poors Mount Dora with us this Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>from three until eight. Hope you can join us big

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<v Speaker 2>old party.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your tickets in advance, they're just twelve dollars and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>everything's gonna be out there for you to enjoy. Man bourbon, barbecue,

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<v Speaker 3>bacon beer. We're gonna have some entertainment out there. Barry

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<v Speaker 3>from Shindown's gonna be out there with us. Just shine

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<v Speaker 3>down hot sauce and you might win yourself some of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. We'll throw the microphone in in Barry space to

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<v Speaker 2>take your questions. Yeah, and you'll sign autographs and you

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<v Speaker 2>know all that good stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Buddies over at one oh four point one are gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be out there as well. So it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 3>big party Mount Dora this Saturday, three to eight. Right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and we will bring b W stickers. Oh yeah, BwOs

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<v Speaker 3>twos will be on hand. Remind me to grab those

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<v Speaker 3>from the bass.

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<v Speaker 2>Get those infiltrated into Lake County. Yeah, I know some

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<v Speaker 2>of you who live in Lake County have reached out

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<v Speaker 2>for those.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I've already said, okay, at least thirty to uh

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<v Speaker 3>that area, thirty to one hundred would so many.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think that would be a BW stronghold.

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<v Speaker 3>WJRR dot com slash events for any info you need

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<v Speaker 3>on this event.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, see Masters and pores this week and there'll

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<v Speaker 2>be a big screen with college football on for those

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<v Speaker 2>of you concerned about that. I know I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't worry, don't stress it, man, You're good. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>be scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we talked about this much earlier this year. Now

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<v Speaker 2>he's back with more details. Billy McFarland. Uh, how do

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<v Speaker 2>I know that? Oh, I'll tell you why you know

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<v Speaker 2>that name? Fire Festival? Oh god, yeah, the failed twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen Fire Festival curator. He uh you know, you know

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<v Speaker 2>the fault. You've probably seen one of the documentaries about

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<v Speaker 2>the failed festival attempting the Bahamas that left well ended

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<v Speaker 2>up actually leaving people kind of stranded.

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<v Speaker 3>If you if you haven't seen one of the documentaries,

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<v Speaker 3>watch one.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. He went to prison for fraud on that

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<v Speaker 2>whole deal.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he came back out and started promoting another thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like, if you would invest, you're a fool.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire Festival two is now set. We told you he

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<v Speaker 3>was planning on doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>It now has dates April twenty fifth through the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>eighth on an island, a private island off of Mexico's coast.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, if you invest in this, put any money towards tickets,

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<v Speaker 3>you are a fool.

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<v Speaker 2>No confirmed act yet, but tickets are on sale and

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<v Speaker 2>an astronomically high price, and he claims they're going quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds very familiar there, billy. If you're buying Fire

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<v Speaker 2>Festival two tickets and you have the money to do so,

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<v Speaker 2>then good for you. Good, good for you. Enjoyt see

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<v Speaker 2>how it goes to me? I be better off getting

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<v Speaker 2>on I four and just throwing my wallet out the window.

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<v Speaker 3>To boot. Put the icing on the cake right here

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<v Speaker 3>in the chariot at the top right pat with a

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<v Speaker 3>It's in Mexico. So when you're stranded this time, you

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<v Speaker 3>are beyond screwed. You want to be stranded in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck to you. I know none of our listeners

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<v Speaker 3>or that stupid come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh real quick. I thought i'd throw this in as

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<v Speaker 2>a little bonus this morning. We've had this conversation on

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<v Speaker 2>the air before. Hines has set people off with a tweet.

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<v Speaker 2>They put out a little simple tweet. FYI ketchup goes

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<v Speaker 2>in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, people will disagree about that day in and day out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a fridge guy. They note that it's right there

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<v Speaker 3>in the back of the hinds ketchup bottles refrigerate after

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<v Speaker 3>opening ye're refrigerator?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, after it's open shore. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember my wife working at a restaurant in a

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<v Speaker 3>British Virgin Islands and they kept them on the table

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<v Speaker 3>at a restaurant. Think about that with the heat I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking about, kept them out of the side all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>all the time. We're like tomato soup you open when

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<v Speaker 3>they pop. Have you heard of ab etching?

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<v Speaker 2>What? What ab etching? Ab?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>It's something to do with your abs. I can guess

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<v Speaker 3>it's etching out your abs so that they look chiseled

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<v Speaker 3>like a six pack.

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<v Speaker 2>You've looked into this, No, you just said etching highly

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<v Speaker 2>popular plastic surgery procedure with dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about do you think I've looked into a pat.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me show you something. Have I looked into it? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Not.

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<v Speaker 3>Ab Etching just when you break it down is common sense.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your abs and you're etching them out. It's uh

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<v Speaker 3>hi definition. Liposuction involving sculpting the stomach muscles by removing

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<v Speaker 3>fat from specific areas to create the illusion of a

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<v Speaker 3>toned physique without actually doing any sit ups or other

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<v Speaker 3>types of exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Too.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, you and I should do it. You imagine our

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<v Speaker 3>wise reactions. We walked in the bedroom like that.

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<v Speaker 2>If I could get a two pack, I'm getting laid

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<v Speaker 2>every day. Well, you got a one pack.

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<v Speaker 3>It's what I'm saying. I'm big the bar a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the family size pack. It's still growing. I

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<v Speaker 3>might at at least over here.

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<v Speaker 2>And Leah, I'm just getting larger. I'm sorry. Whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>have a chance to throw it an airplane quote, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it. I know you need to know this.

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<v Speaker 3>That and what's the other one?

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<v Speaker 2>Used cars? There's used cars, Animal House.

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<v Speaker 3>And the hockey movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, slap shots. They brought their freaking toys stop okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And finally there's this I mentioned gas station nachos.

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<v Speaker 3>See your money on fire. Better show. Yeah, it's about

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<v Speaker 3>about all you're gonna say. It's exactly dude, gas station nachos.

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<v Speaker 3>I know people are eating breakfast right now, but thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 3>thumbs down. What's what's the deal here? I've had them,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're rolling the Diary of Dice. I I'm avoid

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<v Speaker 3>if you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, why are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you asking?

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<v Speaker 2>A Las Vegas gas station convenience store worker is accused

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<v Speaker 2>of beating a customer with a bat overtaking too much

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<v Speaker 2>nacho cheese from the self served nacho cheese dispenser at

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<v Speaker 2>the nacho cheese station inside the Arco gas station in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. If you're getting four eleven in the morning there,

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're getting nacho cheese from a gas station in Vegas,

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<v Speaker 3>definitely beware.

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<v Speaker 2>I can speak from personal experience on manning, maintaining and

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<v Speaker 2>rotating the cheese products in a nacho cheese dispenser from

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<v Speaker 2>my time away from.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, when he worked in a we'll just say convenience store.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you this, That machine right there, for

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<v Speaker 2>at least the chain I worked for, was a bone

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<v Speaker 2>of contention with all the way up the supervisory chain.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing they would come in and look at.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd open up the door on that and see how

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<v Speaker 2>long that bag of cheese had been in that machine warm.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's a germ contation. It exactly is. And you

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<v Speaker 2>no quicker way to lose your job, aside from stealing

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<v Speaker 2>cartons of cigarettes or lottery tickets. Then you're screwing up

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<v Speaker 2>the nacho cheese having that thing sitting in there longer

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<v Speaker 2>than it should be. It's a public health hazard if

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Maintaining that product. Yeah, it's a it's a germ bag.

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<v Speaker 3>I took a rest draw course and I'm I think

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<v Speaker 3>my certification ran out by now, but I was certified

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<v Speaker 3>in restaurant management all that. You did the test, Yes

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<v Speaker 3>I did. It's a difficult test, Oh, definitely, without a doubt.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's food certification, it's health save food and health safety. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I will. All of that said, I can state with

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<v Speaker 3>good conscience that I never once ever sat behind that

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<v Speaker 3>counter and looked at somebody helping themselves nachos going out.

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<v Speaker 2>They're taking too much gid cheese. I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 2>to kill them with this baseball.

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<v Speaker 3>M H.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm protecting the corporate's money. Here his story on the

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page at four eleven in the morning. This guy's working.

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<v Speaker 3>Some guy over from taking too many, too much nacho.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheese is hit in the big chain. This is one

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<v Speaker 2>of those mom and pops work. I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a big one. Yeah that's well, it's not as

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<v Speaker 2>big as it's more of a gas station. But they

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<v Speaker 2>do have their their convenience stories inside.

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<v Speaker 3>Still ain't getting nachos there.

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<v Speaker 2>The story more If you need more more cheese Facebook

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