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I know, I love that you love the chaos.
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you're right, You're right, I could fuck it, could fuck me.
Not in a fun way, more like a more like
a glass shoved up there.
Speaker 3: You know, and.
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Speaker 8: So today.
Speaker 1: My players, introduce yourself in the characters you play. This
is a continuation from the Halloween four year anniversary special.
This is the If you don't know what the hell
we're doing, go listen to the first three episodes and
everything not really and at the end of the third
episode you will know what this is because I talk
about it because I'm like, oh my god, this is
gonna be fun. So anyway, introduce yourself in the characters
you play.
Speaker 4: By the time stuff.
Speaker 5: Hello, I am I am the Almighty Indigo playing Rowan.
I'm here to get the wish and immediately make the DM.
Speaker 4: Regret ever giving it.
Speaker 5: That's that's why I'm here, folks, Yes, that's why.
Speaker 1: Next.
Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Jacob. I play Shoes and I'm not gonna
lie like shoes. Literally just said, just said fuck everything
and dipped. But then, by some random act of God,
and by God, I mean the d M, he roped
back into this and now he has. Now he has
to find a four way death match that would be.
Speaker 1: A story to this, which I will explain in a second.
Why you all are here.
Speaker 3: I'm Dakota and I played Shiva, and I'm also gonna
make Evan regret I mean, I mean you already regret
giving me the Deck of Many Things. So let's see
even more power. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I forgot.
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, I still have the Deck of
Many Things and I read up on the rules. You
can state how many cards you want to pull and
pull them all at the same time. So get ready
for me to y just pull all the cards all at.
Speaker 10: Once, make the tournament illegal.
Speaker 3: Nope, it's already in the recording, he says, you can
use it. I quote verbatim your full arsenal objection.
Speaker 5: We follow we follow the eu g O band list
here none of those cards are banned, follows all deck
building criteria.
Speaker 3: Actually, we follow the official Wizards d H band list
and right now Deck of Many Things it is not banned.
Speaker 5: Docs extortionists may be in another round, but the Deck
of Many Things is free.
Speaker 3: Game wizard says, a fu your maniccrypt but my Deck
of Many Things is fine.
Speaker 4: Humm.
Speaker 10: And last, but not least, my name is Tyler. I
play the role of Roguar, and I'm just a nature
loving druid who's just here to have fun watching you
burn alive.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, a nature loving jurd, the
less it caused fires.
Speaker 10: Fires are part of nature. Okay, I mean it's it's
just like lately, but fire exists for a very good reason,
and it's.
Speaker 1: Exactly anyway. So today is a episode because uh, it's
a random episode that's kind of a continuation of the
four year anniversary episode because I had something planned and
somebody decided to throw a wrench in that and tell
me to go fuck myself and said no. Now, I'm
just like, okay, cool, but I still want to do it.
So we're gonna do it anyway. So your guys' characters.
Wherever you are in the world now, this is this
is years later, I would say this, yeah, I would
say this is at least a couple of years later,
because this is this would be modern day times, this
would be currently as the Camp Magin campaign is happening.
This is what's happening here. So wherever the fuck, y'all
characters are doing it. Except for Shure, he is just
chilling in this house. So he's always been chilling in
this house. He never left.
Speaker 3: I'm big chilling, Hey.
Speaker 8: Big chilling.
Speaker 1: And so the other three you three magically randomly get
poofed back poofed into a colisseum, and you're like, what
the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: And you feel.
Speaker 1: The magic and the strength that you once had been
in this house because when you left the house, you
lost all your You lost the level twenty twenty, lost
all the stats, lost the majority of your the fancy
fancy weapons. But you've been getted them back, so now
you have your full arsenal that you had back in
the four year anniversary special. Wou should be.
Speaker 3: To please go.
Speaker 4: I have two characters, which one is the right one?
Is it you?
Speaker 1: It's the Whisper it's the whisper Blade. Okay, thank you, yeah,
ron Aka, the whisper Blades is your is the level
twenty one, but you get all those abilities back, and
you are presented to a crowd in a Roman style
coliseum and sitting on the like a throne that overlooks
the middle of the stadium. You see lof sitting there
in her chaotic glory as she stands as she stands
up and kind of sits on the edge of the platform,
the little thrown platform that she's on, and she her
voice echoes as like they're speakers, and she says, welcome
to Uh She's like, uh, what do we call it?
She looks behind some of her services when we close again, you.
Speaker 8: Know what doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the coliseum and welcome to our challengers. She
looks everybody, Ah, it's been so long, seen all of you.
How have you been? She looks to the shoes, Ron
and Broguar.
Speaker 4: I I just give her the medal.
Speaker 1: Finger saw that coming.
Speaker 10: I'm like somewhat joy but also confused to see her,
because why am I.
Speaker 1: Oh speedier back in the house, back in the manner,
back right down with the place or one of the rooms.
Speaker 10: But where outdoors? Oh it kind of looks like the
set of Star Walls too.
Speaker 11: Huh.
Speaker 3: No, I was thinking more of The Gladiator. But that's
a good reference to It's a pretty deep cut there,
Little Dragon.
Speaker 10: Mean, if it was a little longer to say store
was one as the pod race?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of coming out being like, are you
not entertained? You know, like, the one guy's name is
Russell Crowe. He's a pretty cool dude.
Speaker 5: There are so many opportunities for.
Speaker 4: Puns on all this, and you have failed me.
Speaker 3: You know, Russell Crowe, he's the bird Maid, you know,
the core. I don't know their names. They're hard to say,
but you know that begins with the ages. He's a
He's a crow, Russell Crown.
Speaker 4: Russell Birdman. What kind of birds? He's a crow.
Speaker 3: It's in the fucking name. It's not that hard. It's
Russell Crow like russells.
Speaker 1: Now, my god, I make a Russell Crowe in PC.
They're readily put in the world somewhere.
Speaker 4: You have to name him Russell Birdman and he is
a crow.
Speaker 8: Bird Man is a crow?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, okay, feature dead make a note of that.
Because you're gonna use that I can't already tell you're
gonna be like, oh, I know exactly where to put
in future demon, you know where to do. But yeah,
she addresses everybody. She kind of looks to Roguar. Oh no,
you're still in the house. I just changed the place.
Some of the rooms have atmosphere, you know, Yeah, exactly redecorated.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 12: She was just in the is in his.
Speaker 13: Corner of the coliseum. He's looking around. He's like, sun
u up, bitch.
Speaker 12: I want out of this place.
Speaker 8: I missed you too.
Speaker 1: Fuck you don't start me with a good time.
Speaker 3: You all are here.
Speaker 8: I mean it's not.
Speaker 1: Against your okay, kind of against your well, I guess
I'm bored, as you can plainly see. Me and my
subjects are bored and we need some fun. So I
thought what better way than to get some of the
some of the fan favorites that entered the manor and
put them all into a four way brawl.
Speaker 4: And because you're boring.
Speaker 1: Incorrect, I will smite you. Don't tip me, and she
points to the little fairy. I will squash you like
a fucking bug.
Speaker 4: Hey, that's racist.
Speaker 8: She puts the both middle fingers.
Speaker 4: Up, didn't have fingers she has.
Speaker 1: She has a human hands. She has human hands.
Speaker 4: Why would she have human hands?
Speaker 1: Because that's one, because that's one of the thousand forms
he could take, they could take.
Speaker 10: I'm also looking at the portrait. She's holding a microphone
with human hands.
Speaker 1: She is, she is, there's a whole figure for it too.
I want that figure so bad.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
Speaker 8: So But she's like, there, now, does this mean you're
gonna like be stuck here forever?
Speaker 3: Of course not.
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Wouldn't trap you in this
in the manner forever? She kind of just stops.
Speaker 8: Fucking nurse and she looks.
Speaker 1: Over to one of her subjects. We're not gonna do that,
and he's like, God, damn one more. You gotta upset.
The one of the subjects kind of upset and just
walks off. He's like, cancel the plans. We're not gonna
have meat on the menu tonight, as he starts walking.
As the minion starts walking down the stairs in the
back of the room. But she says, but there is
a prize. Whoever wins this brawl gets a wish, a
singular wish. As she raises up a tentacle a singular
wish bite from yours truly, No, but instead of just
having you for why would I let you all have
the fun? As she stands up and her body morphs
and changes into something else, mean give me a layer,
come on layer token as her body more so, she
jumps down from the from the throne to the coliseum
floor as well, and her form completely changes to what
looks to be a male caster of sorts, and her
voice obviously changes with disappearance to be more of more male.
She's like, I'm going or sorry he they They're like,
I'm going to join the funt So this will be
a five way match. The winner gets the wish. If
I win, I get to pick who gets the wish.
Seem fair, He looks to all four of you.
Speaker 4: Just do thumbs down, lovely.
Speaker 8: Everything is on the table.
Speaker 1: Use everything to in your arsenal, use spells, use all
the spells in your slots, your weapons, items, go crazy.
Entertain the masses as they raise up their hands in
the crowd cheers all right, can everybody roll me? Initiative?
Speaker 10: I was gonna ask about the thick of any thing?
Does it count as like a magic ability?
Speaker 3: No? It is an item.
Speaker 1: It's an item.
Speaker 10: Okay, never mind?
Speaker 1: Oh lost gone nine. That's not good. That's not a
good start.
Speaker 3: I always lose my initiative.
Speaker 1: Remember to click your token and then head it.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I still don't know where Oh there is
whoa thirteen?
Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, I.
Speaker 1: Mean that's not that bad.
Speaker 12: Of course?
Speaker 11: Is that?
Speaker 1: Now we're missing just James or.
Speaker 4: Thank god?
Speaker 1: The bug? Damn whoa? Listen, we're gonna decent love is last, God,
damn it. Okay, first up on the chop log, ladies
and gentlemen, it is roguar. You're up. What are you
going to do for your first turn?
Speaker 10: I kind of have to figure out what all I
put on my fucking character. I'm trying to think this
wild sheep count is like just an action and then
I have to move?
Speaker 1: Isn't will she have a bonus action?
Speaker 10: It might be wild.
Speaker 1: That's a bus action. And with you being at ruid,
you should be able to oh god, you should be
able to cast spells and your druid your wild shape.
Speaker 3: As a level twenty, you're kind of a god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I love that little bit. Yeah,
you're an You're an arc arc druid reverse gravity.
Speaker 10: I was trying to see, like how big it is,
we mean.
Speaker 1: How big.
Speaker 4: Radius underpeat.
Speaker 1: Versus gravity. Well, creatures and are somehow attached to the
ground and areful upward towards creature can make a dextery
saving through the grab onto a fixed object, that is,
they can reach this avoiding the fall if.
Speaker 14: Mm hmmm, that would be the entire arena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tyre arena. Yeah, so we're all so you
just reverse gravity.
Speaker 4: Uh oh, I'll just fly.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can just you can just fly. Okay,
they can if they want to attack, if they want
to grab onto something. Everybody make a deck area saving through.
If you plan on wanting to grab a hold of something.
Speaker 3: On circond, I'm gonna do that, and.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I probably fail, but that's twelve.
Speaker 12: I definitely do not fail.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you just have to be twenty sold. Jacob makes it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, just floating around going whoo.
Speaker 13: I just dig my claws.
Speaker 12: Into the ground.
Speaker 3: Can can can we get a h vision of the
fifty foot again?
Speaker 10: It's essentially the whole arena. I'll try it again. Yeah.
If I do it in the exact center, it gets
a little bit into the stands.
Speaker 3: Question, are we able to get into the stands? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If it she is too, you would have to make
dexterias saving throw it for you to be able to
maneuve yourself into into the stands.
Speaker 3: I bonus action, misty step into the stands. What. I'm
so excited I get to use it, get to use what,
you'll see whatever. It's my turn.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: You fucking shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: You really shouldn't. Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: You think I'm bad, I'm just evil. Dakota is a menace.
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful. Okay, so so yeah, I said, I
didn't even fight this. I let myself be lifted up.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Questions Is it a bonus action to use a non
weapon item, like if I have it in the bag
of it's it's not armor, it's not a weapon like.
Speaker 4: It's your object.
Speaker 5: It's your object interaction to take it out, and then
it would be your act to use it unless it says.
Speaker 3: Other I'm almost certain it says otherwise, but we'll debate
once again once it's my turn.
Speaker 1: I don't like this. I'm scared.
Speaker 3: I'm worried, I said, I am weed I'm waiting for
the go on my turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, so rogar, you have reverse gravity and everyone's talking
about except for Shoes, who's nailed themselves into the ground.
Speaker 10: Pretty much. I'm gonna also do a wild shape. I'm
just thinking what kind of creatures are native to Dragonia?
Speaker 1: I mean dragon dragons?
Speaker 10: Oh, of course, Why didn't I think of that?
Speaker 6: What about those?
Speaker 1: Is there like.
Speaker 10: A a Chinese serpentine kind of dragon?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm sure wild shape into that? Or is that
too powerful?
Speaker 1: What's ther level? What's cr can you change too?
Speaker 10: The guide says like a level eight, I can do
a cr one, but it doesn't go any higher, So
I guess maybe I have to limit to something that's
a cr one.
Speaker 4: Sounds about right for good. Let me check pre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eighth level you can do cr one.
Speaker 3: Luckily for you, I have a compendium of monsters that
I have on hand that I can give you that
are cr one and dragon type, So if you give
me just a second, I can pull it up for you.
Speaker 1: Cr one, you can do a faery dragon, you young
en a copper dragon.
Speaker 4: H has to be beasts unless you want to wreck
on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's raw you can.
Speaker 4: You're the d M. You can decide. Ah, at at
max level you should be able.
Speaker 15: Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: High as you can go as a non moon jod
a c R one.
Speaker 3: I mean to be honest, the dragons are not not
much more stronger than.
Speaker 5: The mhmm yeah, I think it's a fire je your
main your wild chip is mainly.
Speaker 4: For your your little fire spirit.
Speaker 7: O mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What are you wanting to do?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 10: This is difficult to decide because I'm like, what else
can I do as an action at my level? And
what the bonus axe can I do? If wild shape
isn't gonna be that helpful?
Speaker 1: Here you can summon your spirit as a bonus action.
M yeah, inside your wild chape.
Speaker 10: Okay, wait, within my wild shape.
Speaker 1: Instead of doing wild shape, you can use the wild
chape to bring out your spirit.
Speaker 10: Okay, I guess I will summon out a wildfire spirit.
Something that can.
Speaker 1: Fly, Oh, something that can fly well regardless.
Speaker 10: It's a flying horse then.
Speaker 6: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you should be able to move it. You
can put on the map wherever you want, Tyland. Okay,
you doing anything else?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I put it in the center, and I don't think
I can do anything else?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So you in your turn? Yes, that's it all right?
Next up?
Speaker 3: He remember the two items that I asked for?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, yeah, do you.
Speaker 3: Remember what the second one was? Does that?
Speaker 4: Do? I know?
Speaker 3: I reached it in my bag of holding and pull
out my flying carpet.
Speaker 1: Oh the flying carpet. Okay, okay, yeah, flying carpet.
Speaker 3: There's no gravity, so it doesn't stop flying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So who here is able to fly and not bound
by them? So I know Jews is stuck because you
can't fly? Can you fly? Roguar?
Speaker 10: I don't think technically I can. But wouldn't I be
affected by my own reverse gravity field? Or am I
meant it?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 3: It says all creatures and objects, and.
Speaker 1: I would think it include you, wouldn't it?
Speaker 4: They would if it says all creatures?
Speaker 10: And maybe I need to roll a deck safe. H Okay,
I'm going up there.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna use my flying carpet to go to Actually,
can I make it that far? You might be able to.
Let's see how far you are Ruler forty five movement.
I'm moving to thirty. Do I have a thing that
would allow me to?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: My thing? Actually, I think my fear was forty because
I have the mobile feet, but it still doesn't get
me there. I might just have to use my bonus
action and that'll be fine, unless would you count me
pulling the the carpet is a bonus action.
Speaker 4: That is technically your object interaction.
Speaker 3: Yes, so was that just my action action?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, it's a free action. You can object interaction is
drawing a weapon, stowing a weapon, dropping a weapons of
free action. But like if you want to switch weapons,
that would be your object interaction.
Speaker 3: Ah, then I will in my bonus act with my
bonus action. I'm correct it does so I will blink
with blink, with a misty step. I'm more of that.
I will go here, which I think was right here,
and then the rest of the way I will move
to brogar. I'm really sorry, little dragon mane. This is
uh it's a wish and UH had not. Oh, I
will move further away, so you are know what, just
because that I will move, I will.
Speaker 1: Move what I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3: I will move the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I gotta find my sword to the fucking weapons. It's
the tanks. Can I I just clicked this does a
distant whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, so I rolled twenty eight to hit.
Speaker 10: It does.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have four attacks, so I'm just gonna roll
all four attacks in one go.
Speaker 10: Yeah about that?
Speaker 3: Oh well, then that twenty.
Speaker 10: So before you continue, I do have Gift of the
Gym Dragon. Uh huh, which means the first hit. I
used telekinetic reprisal as a reaction, so it's gonna knock
you back.
Speaker 3: I'm a constaball. I can't go back any further.
Speaker 10: It's still gonna hurt.
Speaker 3: I'll take I'll take the pain, that's fine. How much
damage do I take?
Speaker 1: Oh god, how do you calculate this out?
Speaker 5: I think you fix for every five for every five
feet of movement past ten feet that.
Speaker 1: He would have moved, how many feet does it push back?
Speaker 10: I'm trying to find it because it's not in my character.
Speaker 12: Sheep for some reason.
Speaker 4: Gift of the.
Speaker 10: Gem, well, the telekinic appeal part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hang on, I have my own compendium.
Speaker 10: Is they'll just shoved deep. When you take damage from
a creature that's within ten feet of view, you can
use your reaction to mnate telekinetic energy. The creature that
dealt damage to you must make a strength saving throw.
It wass DC equals eight plus your proficiency bonus plus
the ability modifier of the score increased by this feet.
On a failed save, the creature takes two D eight
forced damage and is pushed up to ten feet away.
On a successful save, the creature takes half as much damage.
It isn't pushed.
Speaker 1: All right, So roll me a strain saving throw.
Speaker 3: So do I just click the strength for strength saving
throw or how do I do the strength save?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 1: You should have like a button where it is his
durn save olderage Night. Yeah, you should be able to
click on like the saving throws.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a.
Speaker 10: Hang on because it's like eight plus my modifier.
Speaker 3: Which is six eight, nine eleven.
Speaker 10: My proficiency bonus. Oh shit, I don't think it works.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 10: So eight plus my modifier six plus my proficiency bonus
which is another six, So that's I think it's twenty
two two.
Speaker 1: So you would fail then for the saving throw.
Speaker 3: Okay, then I will take eight. I will take two
D eight.
Speaker 1: Damage, So roll the two D eight damage.
Speaker 3: And since it's only back ten feet, I don't take
any damage from that.
Speaker 1: You take fifteen four damage.
Speaker 3: One second, so thirty two okay, And because I don't
get pushed back more than ten feet, I don't take
any damage, so I'm still at your face. Okay.
Speaker 10: So that was one go ahead.
Speaker 3: So the I got the twenty eight, then twenty that's
two get its two? Oh fifteen, okay, that doesn't hit.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 1: Two NAT twenties and a fifteen Oh.
Speaker 3: No shit, two NAT twenties at A twenty eight and
of fifteen I rolled fourth heads.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, so three of those attacks hit.
Speaker 1: Yes, so roll me does it? Does the strange saving
through happen for per attack?
Speaker 3: It was the first attack.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think it's just for the first time.
Speaker 1: I'm not just for the first time for multiple attacks.
I had to like, wait, when you take damage from
a creature with inten ft of v you can use
your reaction. Oh yeah, I don't. I get one reaction
per turn around.
Speaker 3: Because I chose the slash ship perk and I quit you. You
are grievously wounded, and until the start of your next
or the start of my next attack turn you have
disadvantage on all attack rolls.
Speaker 4: M mean my damn.
Speaker 3: One second, I'm going through all my stuff because I
have not read my character sheet.
Speaker 4: God, you beat the you beat the stuffing out of
the plus heat.
Speaker 3: I don't really care about that, care about the m HM.
I also have disadvantage on a saving throw against any
stuff of mine within the next turn. Uh hardy bonus
action just so I can't do that. I can't do
that because I attacked. I mean I I get to action. No,
I just get get two attacks, get only I don't
get one action. Yeah, action, I think that's it. I
don't get anything other special stuff that. I think it's
just the barbarian that gets all the special special crit
mm hm. At least, I don't think I chose any
of the stuff that gives me any of the special
stuff for crit. Okay, so rolling damage, Yes, first one
is eleven thirty three plus thirty two thirty four. So
let's just do this. So we're at thirty three thirty
three plus thirty two plus thirty four plus and this
next one is also going to be doubled twenty two
plus thirty eight one hundred and fifty nine damage.
Speaker 10: Okay, let's just caplate never quick. Oh my god, it
was one hundred and fifty nine. Yes, yes, would be
surprised if the time I'm still not dead.
Speaker 3: No, you're you're level twenty. However, the issue is, no,
I do get an extra attack? No, no, no, no, no,
never mind never mind never mind single action? Uh what
else can I do? Cause I don't Why not have
to find smite?
Speaker 4: They're Paladin?
Speaker 3: It doesn't it doesn't show it though I don't think
I have it or I chose it on this one.
Speaker 4: You can't get the mind smile. You can get the
other smite, though.
Speaker 3: I don't I have it. I might just have to.
H I think I'll do it. I'm just gonna just
gonna action surge that gives me one action surge. Okay,
I'm I'm debating on what I want to do. I'm
trying to make this says as useful to me as possible. Oh,
Dear Lord Baby Jesus. With action surge, do I get
movement back.
Speaker 5: Or just another action?
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, I'm just gonna go for four attacks again.
That's only really the only real, real best thing I
can do. Thirty yeah, seventeen.
Speaker 10: No, not that one.
Speaker 3: Twenty one yeah, twenty.
Speaker 1: One, yep, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Then plus twenty two plus well plus seventeen plus ten
plus twenty one ninety two.
Speaker 10: Oh Jesus was fast.
Speaker 5: Huh god, damn we're playing competitive dah here.
Speaker 3: Oh damn.
Speaker 1: Blazing revival at fourteenth level, the bond you in your
spirit and save you from death. If the spirit is
with a ninth one and twenty feet of you, you're
get reduced are you? Were you already at reduced zero? Yes, Jesus,
you're gaining half your hit points.
Speaker 10: I would like to Still you can do Once you
used the.
Speaker 1: Feet, you can't use it again until you finish a
long rest. Oh thank god you have that.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: So as you kill him, he comes right back up
in a blaze of glory on fire, and put.
Speaker 4: Him with the horses.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that'd be the most fair.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I also lose my horse. I don't know if
it means I could sum it again, but.
Speaker 4: Yes you can.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can.
Speaker 4: You can summon it again as long as you have
wild shaped art which limited and do that.
Speaker 10: Okay, I guess I know that. I'll just move the
horse to the side or.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold out, sorry, uh you move the horse aside.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna move into the stands to be like,
just this just means that it's out of play.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's a blay. Okay, we'll move it over
here to the stands and then you can bring it
back watch again.
Speaker 3: Also, can you make a DC eighteen wisdom saving throw?
Speaker 10: And why would I do that?
Speaker 3: Because once per turn, when you deal additional psychic damage
to a target they missed, make it eighteen wisdom saving
throw or be frightened until the end of your next turn.
It is noise tyler.
Speaker 4: Can we get to get fucked from you?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 10: Get fucked?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that in your turn?
Speaker 3: If that does end my turn?
Speaker 10: Oh sorry, I think it's me for something. I do
have a special request. If I die again and I
don't have a way back, I would like to have
like one last action, of course, just just one last thing.
Speaker 1: Now at the end of your turn.
Speaker 3: I what I technically have another thing I can do?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What can you fucking do?
Speaker 3: My Altartorcana, the Harbinger of the Abyss, has an affinity
for arcane magic. Once per long rest, when you use
your arcane surgability, you can cast a spell from your
altric Knight spell list as a part of that action,
even if it's not normally a bonus action. This smell
spell time must have a casting limit of one action.
Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: If your finger of death him, that's gonna be the
funniest fucking shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 15: Stop.
Speaker 3: No, I have a few things I could do.
Speaker 6: O my god, my god, I'm.
Speaker 3: Just going to I'll leave you alone. I need a ruler.
Speaker 12: Sixty feet, don't you dare?
Speaker 3: Sixty feet is here? So right there? Can you spawn
a level five Spirit of death?
Speaker 1: Spirit of Death?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Hell, the Spirit of Death? Oh?
Speaker 4: Why why didn't you spawn it?
Speaker 3: On?
Speaker 4: Devin?
Speaker 1: Spirit called for the spirit that embodies death. The spirit
manifest and unoccupied space because see and range and uses
the Reaper spirit stat block. The spirit appears, disappears when
it's reduces zero. Blah blah blah. The spirit is an
ally to you and your comrades in combat. The spirit
shares your initiative count and takes it turned immediately after yours.
It obeys your verbal commands. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so cool. Now you summoned a
reaper spirit that you can now control.
Speaker 3: And it goes directly after me.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it goes directly after Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, still, give me just a second. I gotta pull
up the reaper step block, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, as this going to your to the reapers turn legend,
Loth is going to do a legendary action.
Speaker 3: Fucking bitch, he's not that strong. Okay, I know.
Speaker 1: He's not that strong like you, fucking bitch. Oh ps,
motherfucker as a legendary action, Loth can cast Eldridge Blast
for free. As a legendary action.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's not a PC.
Speaker 5: She's an n PC or she's a oh okay, okay, boys,
this is no longer a four A five for four.
We're fighting a raid boss the ball.
Speaker 1: Ball also fighting each other.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, that's some bullshit.
Speaker 1: Two three four, I take it to twenty nine, donting
the hits who for you.
Speaker 3: Let me go back to my character's feet core. Uh
well fourteen yeah.
Speaker 1: Cool, you'll take three points of force damage.
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
Speaker 5: We have armor and vulnerability and just just fucking negate
that ship.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I have something that could be like nah, but.
Speaker 1: All right, your reaper reapers go.
Speaker 3: So question it's technically a fourth level spell. But I
cast it at one spell higher and it's supposed to
get better stats at higher levels. What how do how
do you want to do that?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, okay, let me.
Speaker 3: What's a spell called pard of Death?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Heard, and that's a level three spells So I'm down
to I mean a level four.
Speaker 1: That's all you're casting at level five?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I can cast it? Oh so yeah, so
go back up to you know what, No, I'll cast
it at level three if it doesn't get too much
better stuff.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: I would have to do. I would have to figure
that out on the fly. So if you want to
put that four, save me some work.
Speaker 3: Okay, four.
Speaker 5: The only thing it does, the only thing the spell
level effects is the amount of damage it does.
Speaker 4: Okay, on on hit it does one D eight plus
three plus the spell level.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to wear too much shoes. However,
it does get the equal Uh so it gets two
it takes. Yeah, so it's what is its hip modifier sixteen?
Speaker 4: Your spell attack modifier?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: And it has advantage on all its attacks?
Speaker 3: It does?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3: So how do I do my spo? Which one's my spo.
Should I just do my Eldrich blast because that would
be my spell attack and just if that hits.
Speaker 5: Okay, what did you use to cast the spell with
warlock or warlock?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to be warlock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you use your charisma.
Speaker 5: You get your charisma modifier plus your proficiency bonus.
Speaker 4: That is your spell attack modifier.
Speaker 3: Oh whatever you add to your Eldridge blast. Yeah, it's so,
it's eleven. So I'll just roll my Eltrich Blast twice
and if it hits, they hit, oh fourteen twenty two.
Speaker 12: And who are you hitting you?
Speaker 11: M hm?
Speaker 13: Well, uh, the only thing that hits is twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so it's gonna do one D eight plus
three plus or so we'll just roll a D eight
nine plus. Let's it'll be thirteen, so you take thirteen damage.
Cool and I that's the end. That's the end of.
Speaker 4: My turn, Cody.
Speaker 5: That was an hour long term.
Speaker 3: That was not an hour long term. Shut up.
Speaker 4: It was forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I do a lot.
Speaker 1: Excuse your goal.
Speaker 12: Okay, sorry, I need a sack.
Speaker 7: Okay, h M all right cool.
Speaker 13: So the first thing is first as a bonus action.
Speaker 12: Oh ship, I don't know.
Speaker 16: Come on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, okay, do do do do do do do do.
Speaker 15: Mhm h.
Speaker 13: Uh okay. So Jess has just been watching everything going on,
and then the spirit came up and just poked me
with an elders blast.
Speaker 4: And uh it just like to cut your head off
with the site.
Speaker 12: That shot me with Eldrich blass.
Speaker 4: No, he just rolled out for the attack.
Speaker 5: He couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just rolled that Eric.
Speaker 3: Of the last attack has the same benefit, the same
stuff for the spirit. But I don't have to like
do some weird Yeah.
Speaker 1: It does the same damage one detail.
Speaker 12: Okay whatever.
Speaker 17: Uh yeah, so shoes is just good shoes looks at everything.
It's like, uh yeah, I didn't set up for this.
I don't care about the wish. I'm out and I'm
gonna Missy step into the stands.
Speaker 8: Bye loll is looking it looks over it like, excuse me?
Speaker 4: Do you sit down? Maybe grab some popcorn while you're
at it?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 13: I grab some popcorn and I sit down. Understands of like.
Speaker 7: You like you got.
Speaker 8: This wet is just like, hello, bitch the fuck.
Speaker 12: You, I'm rooting for you, roguar.
Speaker 13: My money's on you.
Speaker 10: When he's on you get a refund. I don't history
lasting much longer.
Speaker 1: Are you really forfeiting or just like piec?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why is this lass asking us or them?
Speaker 3: I mean no, I.
Speaker 1: Mean this is I mean.
Speaker 3: The d M.
Speaker 1: Why you're really piecing out?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 12: This is?
Speaker 13: To be perfectly honest, this is James and Dakota we're
talking about.
Speaker 3: So you're a paladin, you have so much health. Yeah,
and then.
Speaker 4: He's a lazy palade and leave him me m m.
That's how great of a comeback would it?
Speaker 5: How chaotic good would it be if he just comes
back at the end and one shot?
Speaker 3: So right?
Speaker 10: Uh, let the contestants tire themselves out.
Speaker 3: And it depends on whether or not what oath he took,
he would be an oathbreaker at that point.
Speaker 4: M anyway, moving.
Speaker 1: On, Okay, Next up would be.
Speaker 4: Roan Cool.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna fly at Roguar, brandish my shoord, fly at Roguar,
and then I'm gonna get to about right here and disappear, disappear,
and uh, I don't know how to make myself invisible,
but I am invisible. I cast invisibility.
Speaker 1: That's invisibility.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, and then I'm gonna bonus action. I'm gonna dash.
Speaker 3: Actually, that would be.
Speaker 5: No right there we go invisible here bonus action dash
and I'm not noney, huh where.
Speaker 4: Why would I tell you? You're gonna use it against me?
Speaker 1: Why would I use it against you?
Speaker 3: He's got a point.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: I mean, love has true sight, so she's still see you,
or he would still see you.
Speaker 3: They would still see you, they would still see you.
Speaker 4: Ja. Okay, you're going to.
Speaker 8: Get to God. Oh Ship?
Speaker 4: I end the turn.
Speaker 1: I just saw that coming to ship.
Speaker 5: You know, if I had known she had truth said,
I would have flown straight at her and took her.
Speaker 4: I was gonna take her out. I wasn't gonna take
her out. I was gonna take her to her out.
But you want to you want to play that, chief ship? Okay?
I end my turn, which I don't know how to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will uh so at the end of your turn.
Legendary action texting glare make me a wisdom saving throw? Please?
Speaker 5: Uh uh?
Speaker 4: Do I need to see her?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Does she target?
Speaker 1: Is it a she glares at a creature within thirty
feet of her, and the creature must succeed a wisdom
throw that's DC twenty or be frightened until the end
of lot's next turn.
Speaker 4: Okay, I I have something for that shirt.
Speaker 3: Already already. Oh damn it still wouldn't have been.
Speaker 5: Oh this is a magical ability, not a spell.
Speaker 4: Right what the sexting gaze?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hexting gaye, that's a that's an ability.
Speaker 11: H h.
Speaker 5: Oh Hey how about that? I have proficiency and wisdom
saving throws. Damn uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna luck roll
that okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah at that twenty Yeah, thirty one, you know you succeed?
Speaker 16: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Next up is love? Oh God, what to do? What
to do? What to do?
Speaker 16: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: H yeah, she's gonna do.
Speaker 1: They're going to do lightning bolt at level seven at Rohan,
that one's going to be Rowan. Sorry, Rowan, roll me
a dex Are you saving throw?
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 11: Okay, piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Failed, so you be taking Oh God.
Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, my hang on, I gotta roll again.
I have advantage. Wait, yeah, I do not have advantage.
Speaker 1: All right, So that would be that's a four.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: To be twelve y eight or twelty six, twelvey six.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting what level of it a.
Speaker 1: Level lightning bolt at level seven mm hmm, thirty eight
points of lightning damage.
Speaker 5: Uh no, okay, h no, I'm only taking half that.
Speaker 1: Oh you're only taking half that?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's sinne.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like taking all of it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you like taking all of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's that's all right. Great, cool, cool, love
that love that love that. I am going to do
do do do do do what do we want to do?
Speaker 3: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: I can do read tack Eldridge touch not to do
a small attack.
Speaker 4: You have disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have disadvantage mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Because even though you can see me with TrueSight, I'm
still invisible, and you have disadvantage on creatures that are invisible.
Speaker 1: That is fair disadvantage to elder touch mainlay attack what
target within five feet of me? You take four D
eight plus seven a crowd damage and target message seated
constitution saving thrower, or have disadvantage on all saving throws
until the end of the next turn that they failed.
Uh uh.
Speaker 4: Way three hits, yeah, it's three heads way.
Speaker 1: There heads great, So that is going to be made.
Speaker 4: In response, I'm going to cast I'm gonna cast will
you brought a we to hit me? At twenty three?
Speaker 16: Mm hm as a reaction.
Speaker 5: Uh on your role to.
Speaker 4: Hit me, I'm gonna cast silvery barbs on you.
Speaker 10: What was that there?
Speaker 4: You have to reroll your role.
Speaker 1: For damage or uh three?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to roll the twenty three and choose
the lower rule.
Speaker 1: We'll have to roll again.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, a god, you got that was on a six? Fuck?
Speaker 1: What six?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So hits okay.
Speaker 1: Eight forty eight plus seven and that isn't crowd damage,
so that is twenty eight points in the craw damage
and make me a con a DC twenty con saving throw.
If you pass, something happens. If you fail, you have
disadvantage on all saving throws until you're next turn, until
the end of your extern.
Speaker 8: Thirteen.
Speaker 1: That is a fail, So you have disadvantage on all
saving throws until the end of your next turn. And
then actually that is where I'm going to end. Lass
is going to enter turn or their turn next off roguar,
you're up.
Speaker 10: I'm thinking of what to do about this predicament. Okay,
let quote a sacon try. Oh god, I gave myself
like too many concentration spells and hide. This was a
bad idea though.
Speaker 3: Oh also, and you roll a spell uh a sleeping
throw for when you get a tact while concentrating on
a spell.
Speaker 4: I think he was concentrating on a spell.
Speaker 3: He was, he was concentrating on the reverse gravity spell.
He's gotta roll six saving throbs.
Speaker 10: Well, since I died, wouldn't it have worn off?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You didn't.
Speaker 4: No, No, he didn't die. He didn't go unconscious.
Speaker 5: He went to zero and snapped back to half of
You can choose to just let go of the spell.
Speaker 10: Okay, we'll just say your reverse gravity is no longer
an effect. Not like he was doing anything anyway.
Speaker 3: You fallen? I never mind.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, wait was Loaf affected by it? Did
she fall?
Speaker 3: Mm hm? I mean.
Speaker 4: She would, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think it would have been a great fight
because the spell had only just
Speaker 11: Mm hm m hmm.