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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, keep in mind first

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<v Speaker 2>of three trips up for grabs today for our iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 2>Music Festival to Vegas plus one thousand bucks that'll be

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<v Speaker 2>coming up. Keyword right after you say it, we play,

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<v Speaker 2>texting those off to two hundred, two hundred. You say,

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<v Speaker 2>we play, what about fifteen minutes left? If you want

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<v Speaker 2>to vote in that deal on the Facebook page Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tell us which Rob Zombie song you want to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Your choices are never going to stop. We're an American

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<v Speaker 3>band or super beast. One with the most votes has

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<v Speaker 3>played back at night.

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<v Speaker 2>And then all of you who take the time to

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<v Speaker 2>vote this morning eligible to be at the Metallica show

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<v Speaker 2>tonight with last minute tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty awesome, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So do that before nine if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be in the running.

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<v Speaker 3>And everybody heading out early to matell could be safe

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<v Speaker 3>out there. Have a damn good time to.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you going to that tailgate that's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Chumley will be broadcasting line from there. This afternoon. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>begin in Fairfax County, Virginia. Major major crime crew taking

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<v Speaker 2>off the streets.

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<v Speaker 4>A bunch of seven year old or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually say hello to twenty five year old Sincere Stuart,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight year old Devon Owens, and thirty four year

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<v Speaker 2>old Delante Shaw. They're out of DC running the racket

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<v Speaker 2>in Virginia. The candle crew.

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<v Speaker 4>They're stealing candles.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been Their favorite target is Beth and Bodyworks, to

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<v Speaker 2>the tune of about thirty two thousand, thirty two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars worth of candles.

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<v Speaker 3>So are they stealing the candles from one store and

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<v Speaker 3>bring it?

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<v Speaker 2>They've hit this one store in particular eight times, but

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<v Speaker 2>they have hit some other stores in the area, going

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<v Speaker 2>after the pricey wax. And I guess you know, selling

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<v Speaker 2>it on the secondary markets.

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<v Speaker 3>And you open the trench coat, it's just a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of candles.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is your wife being in the candles?

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<v Speaker 3>I I, okay, you're gonna call me the curmudgeon with

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<v Speaker 3>my allergies, I asked if they don't like the candles,

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<v Speaker 3>but they like them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why yours? I think there might be a budget

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<v Speaker 2>line item for candles in our household. I'll have to

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<v Speaker 2>I have to verify that with the head of the budget.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're the head of the budget, you can

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<v Speaker 2>put a line item in there for candles, of.

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<v Speaker 3>Course you can so question. Yeah, remember she used to

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<v Speaker 3>They used to do candle part Our house always smells good, man,

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<v Speaker 3>there's always.

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<v Speaker 2>Something although you know, I go along with that. In

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite scent and flavor is lemon.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the h I get the smells like pledge. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the same. I like to smell a pledge too, but uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he likes to smell a pledge. Uh huh leaves a

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<v Speaker 2>nice shine on your and your nasal past on your

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<v Speaker 2>well you're sniffing a not stage just.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so his wife used to do candle parties, like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, women have cooking clubs and candle parties in

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<v Speaker 3>different uh you know, like now it's that Majon Marjon

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<v Speaker 3>or major whatever the heck that rackets you know. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>what it comes down to, you though, all of those

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<v Speaker 3>parties are exactly that. It's just an excuse for the

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<v Speaker 3>women to get together and drink wine. Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>The cooking club that you know, my wife was in

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<v Speaker 3>the cooking stopped early on.

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<v Speaker 2>At the beginning, it was great.

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<v Speaker 3>They'd cook up eight of them and everybody bring a meal.

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<v Speaker 3>So my wife would come home from a cooking party

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<v Speaker 3>with eight meals.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when it started and off and they'd show,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd bring home a macaroni and cheese from a box. Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know they're uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And one night it was a pizza like a pizza,

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<v Speaker 3>pizza like from an Italian joint, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. The Louisiana legislature moving forward with some hard hitting,

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<v Speaker 2>potential new law stuff. It's in the early phases, but

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<v Speaker 2>it did pass fifty eight to thirty two a bill

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<v Speaker 2>that would ban airplane chemtrails in the skies of Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 2>How can you control those? I mean, well, the government

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<v Speaker 2>controls some pots.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean you don't ask a question you don't know the

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<v Speaker 2>answer to.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not putting on a ten folt.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine control and or weather control. That's what chemtrails are.

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<v Speaker 2>Never mind the scientific explanation of hot airline jet exhaust

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<v Speaker 2>colliding with cool upper level atmospheric conditions, leaving the condensation trails. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it is mind control. Don't let anybody else try to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you differently.

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<v Speaker 3>The people that come up with these conspiracy theories, I

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<v Speaker 3>just know.

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<v Speaker 2>What, how are they even wasting time?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I was just.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just saying, you know what, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 3>think that, go ahead and believe whatever you want to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Man to each his own.

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<v Speaker 2>And I want you, saying, individuals, which is most of you,

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<v Speaker 2>to just fully realize that everything I'm saying right now

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<v Speaker 2>and Bob is saying, will elicit several angry responses from

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<v Speaker 2>true believers that they are being mind controlled by chemtrails

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<v Speaker 2>from airplanes. And again, if that, if you are hell

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<v Speaker 2>bent on believing that, I would move to Louisiana is

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<v Speaker 2>what I would do. You would probably find more like

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<v Speaker 2>minded individuals there, and hopefully you'll be safe from the

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<v Speaker 2>government mind control and or weather manipulation moving forward. If

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<v Speaker 2>they can get this.

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<v Speaker 3>Pass, man, the people that live underneath, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>in the in the uh the direction of the airport,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying, where they're planes all travel home,

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<v Speaker 3>which is a lot of homes in Orlando.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're really brain dead. Could you imagine if this,

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<v Speaker 2>if this had if this did pass, and they had

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<v Speaker 2>to like re route all air traffic over the state

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<v Speaker 2>of Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are we doing a big circle? Dolls just messing

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<v Speaker 3>with their crawl. Fish can't can't fly there anymore. Somebody said, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>Duluth Trading makes lemon scented handle Ocean and smells awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Has Pat's name on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>They make husky underpants too. Mm hmmm, like me, some

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<v Speaker 2>Dluth Trading husky underpants. I know they make husky pants

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<v Speaker 2>like they have the next comfortable don't punch up underwear

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<v Speaker 2>really yeah, for uh, I just get them right off

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<v Speaker 2>for full figured guys like me, call mes amy, but

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<v Speaker 2>I just buy them right off of Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>I did the thing yesterday when I and bought the

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<v Speaker 3>wrong size shorts. Now I gotta go stand in a

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<v Speaker 3>return on on a Friday. You know where you go? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I can fit into those thirty six is Why don't

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<v Speaker 3>you just go return them in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the week, because then the shorts will run out.

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<v Speaker 4>They're a hot item right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember these were the other shorts, right somebody who really

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<v Speaker 2>wants them can get them when you return them next week.

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<v Speaker 3>These were the good ones, but then I stained them

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<v Speaker 3>at Rockville.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that stain right there. You know what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a thirty two dollars cheeseburger. Not really, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, this story of a California woman who has basically

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<v Speaker 2>found herself in financial dire straits over a simple mistake

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<v Speaker 2>she made in a CBT CBD store, which is one

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<v Speaker 2>of these stores that was asking for a tip on

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<v Speaker 2>the receipts. So for whatever reason she felt was feeling

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<v Speaker 2>she said was feeling generous and decided to include a

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars tip at the store, but ended up putting

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<v Speaker 2>in a five thousand dollars tip. How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but it happened and it went through,

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<v Speaker 2>and she has been at war with her bank, Wells

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<v Speaker 2>Fargo for a year now trying to get these charges reversed.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's she's a makes very little money and she's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, I can't even get my son a wedding

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<v Speaker 2>present now because I have no money because I'm all

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<v Speaker 2>upside down.

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<v Speaker 3>After this, come on, somebody needs step up for this.

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<v Speaker 3>They probably they're gonna have a lawyer that says she

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<v Speaker 3>was high on CBDs left that that's on her, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like when you're maybe at a bar and you've had

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<v Speaker 3>so many drinks that you have to sign the bill,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I can't even really right right now, you're

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<v Speaker 3>you over served me. I've just seen that before.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you this though, the uh, once she

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<v Speaker 2>got this in the hands of the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>Troublemaker news station, they're gonna those balls. Yeah, is it

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<v Speaker 2>handled or? It says that. Wells Fargo has since responded,

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<v Speaker 2>vowing to refund the five thousand dollars tip plus interest.

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<v Speaker 4>Good, well they should. Somebody saidn't need bacon scented candles.

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<v Speaker 2>They have them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exist any cent you want Pat's wife bottom ex.

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<v Speaker 3>Gwyneth Paltrow's Yet.

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<v Speaker 4>You know the jai Ji candle.

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<v Speaker 2>I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that

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<v Speaker 2>may incriminate me.

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