Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: begin in Fairfax County, Virginia. Major major crime crew taking
Speaker 2: off the streets.
Speaker 4: A bunch of seven year old or something.
Speaker 2: Actually say hello to twenty five year old Sincere Stuart,
Speaker 2: twenty eight year old Devon Owens, and thirty four year
Speaker 2: old Delante Shaw. They're out of DC running the racket
Speaker 2: in Virginia. The candle crew.
Speaker 4: They're stealing candles.
Speaker 2: They've been Their favorite target is Beth and Bodyworks, to
Speaker 2: the tune of about thirty two thousand, thirty two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars worth of candles.
Speaker 3: So are they stealing the candles from one store and
Speaker 3: bring it?
Speaker 2: They've hit this one store in particular eight times, but
Speaker 2: they have hit some other stores in the area, going
Speaker 2: after the pricey wax. And I guess you know, selling
Speaker 2: it on the secondary markets.
Speaker 3: And you open the trench coat, it's just a bunch
Speaker 3: of candles.
Speaker 2: Why is your wife being in the candles?
Speaker 3: I I, okay, you're gonna call me the curmudgeon with
Speaker 3: my allergies, I asked if they don't like the candles,
Speaker 3: but they like them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why yours? I think there might be a budget
Speaker 2: line item for candles in our household. I'll have to
Speaker 2: I have to verify that with the head of the budget.
Speaker 2: But if you're the head of the budget, you can
Speaker 2: put a line item in there for candles, of.
Speaker 3: Course you can so question. Yeah, remember she used to
Speaker 3: They used to do candle part Our house always smells good, man,
Speaker 3: there's always.
Speaker 2: Something although you know, I go along with that. In
Speaker 2: My favorite scent and flavor is lemon.
Speaker 4: Okay, and I.
Speaker 2: Get the h I get the smells like pledge. It's
Speaker 2: the same. I like to smell a pledge too, but uh,
Speaker 2: he likes to smell a pledge. Uh huh leaves a
Speaker 2: nice shine on your and your nasal past on your
Speaker 2: well you're sniffing a not stage just.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so his wife used to do candle parties, like
Speaker 3: you know, women have cooking clubs and candle parties in
Speaker 3: different uh you know, like now it's that Majon Marjon
Speaker 3: or major whatever the heck that rackets you know. Here's
Speaker 3: what it comes down to, you though, all of those
Speaker 3: parties are exactly that. It's just an excuse for the
Speaker 3: women to get together and drink wine. Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: The cooking club that you know, my wife was in
Speaker 3: the cooking stopped early on.
Speaker 2: At the beginning, it was great.
Speaker 3: They'd cook up eight of them and everybody bring a meal.
Speaker 3: So my wife would come home from a cooking party
Speaker 3: with eight meals.
Speaker 2: And then when it started and off and they'd show,
Speaker 2: she'd bring home a macaroni and cheese from a box. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: you know they're uh.
Speaker 3: And one night it was a pizza like a pizza,
Speaker 3: pizza like from an Italian joint, you know.
Speaker 2: Uh. The Louisiana legislature moving forward with some hard hitting,
Speaker 2: potential new law stuff. It's in the early phases, but
Speaker 2: it did pass fifty eight to thirty two a bill
Speaker 2: that would ban airplane chemtrails in the skies of Louisiana.
Speaker 2: How can you control those? I mean, well, the government
Speaker 2: controls some pots.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I.
Speaker 2: Mean you don't ask a question you don't know the
Speaker 2: answer to.
Speaker 4: I'm not putting on a ten folt.
Speaker 2: Mine control and or weather control. That's what chemtrails are.
Speaker 2: Never mind the scientific explanation of hot airline jet exhaust
Speaker 2: colliding with cool upper level atmospheric conditions, leaving the condensation trails. No,
Speaker 2: it is mind control. Don't let anybody else try to
Speaker 2: tell you differently.
Speaker 3: The people that come up with these conspiracy theories, I
Speaker 3: just know.
Speaker 2: What, how are they even wasting time?
Speaker 4: That's what I was just.
Speaker 3: I was just saying, you know what, go ahead and
Speaker 3: think that, go ahead and believe whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4: Man to each his own.
Speaker 2: And I want you, saying, individuals, which is most of you,
Speaker 2: to just fully realize that everything I'm saying right now
Speaker 2: and Bob is saying, will elicit several angry responses from
Speaker 2: true believers that they are being mind controlled by chemtrails
Speaker 2: from airplanes. And again, if that, if you are hell
Speaker 2: bent on believing that, I would move to Louisiana is
Speaker 2: what I would do. You would probably find more like
Speaker 2: minded individuals there, and hopefully you'll be safe from the
Speaker 2: government mind control and or weather manipulation moving forward. If
Speaker 2: they can get this.
Speaker 3: Pass, man, the people that live underneath, you know, like
Speaker 3: in the in the uh the direction of the airport,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, where they're planes all travel home,
Speaker 3: which is a lot of homes in Orlando.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're really brain dead. Could you imagine if this,
Speaker 2: if this had if this did pass, and they had
Speaker 2: to like re route all air traffic over the state
Speaker 2: of Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Why are we doing a big circle? Dolls just messing
Speaker 3: with their crawl. Fish can't can't fly there anymore. Somebody said, uh,
Speaker 3: Duluth Trading makes lemon scented handle Ocean and smells awesome.
Speaker 3: Has Pat's name on it.
Speaker 4: Uh Huh.
Speaker 2: They make husky underpants too. Mm hmmm, like me, some
Speaker 2: Dluth Trading husky underpants. I know they make husky pants
Speaker 2: like they have the next comfortable don't punch up underwear
Speaker 2: really yeah, for uh, I just get them right off
Speaker 2: for full figured guys like me, call mes amy, but
Speaker 2: I just buy them right off of Amazon.
Speaker 3: I did the thing yesterday when I and bought the
Speaker 3: wrong size shorts. Now I gotta go stand in a
Speaker 3: return on on a Friday. You know where you go? Oh,
Speaker 3: I can fit into those thirty six is Why don't
Speaker 3: you just go return them in the middle.
Speaker 2: Of the week, because then the shorts will run out.
Speaker 4: They're a hot item right now.
Speaker 2: Remember these were the other shorts, right somebody who really
Speaker 2: wants them can get them when you return them next week.
Speaker 3: These were the good ones, but then I stained them
Speaker 3: at Rockville.
Speaker 4: Look at that stain right there. You know what that is.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
Speaker 3: That is a thirty two dollars cheeseburger. Not really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's pizza.
Speaker 2: Finally, this story of a California woman who has basically
Speaker 2: found herself in financial dire straits over a simple mistake
Speaker 2: she made in a CBT CBD store, which is one
Speaker 2: of these stores that was asking for a tip on
Speaker 2: the receipts. So for whatever reason she felt was feeling
Speaker 2: she said was feeling generous and decided to include a
Speaker 2: five dollars tip at the store, but ended up putting
Speaker 2: in a five thousand dollars tip. How do you do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it happened and it went through,
Speaker 2: and she has been at war with her bank, Wells
Speaker 2: Fargo for a year now trying to get these charges reversed.
Speaker 2: And she's she's a makes very little money and she's
Speaker 2: just like, I can't even get my son a wedding
Speaker 2: present now because I have no money because I'm all
Speaker 2: upside down.
Speaker 3: After this, come on, somebody needs step up for this.
Speaker 3: They probably they're gonna have a lawyer that says she
Speaker 3: was high on CBDs left that that's on her, you know,
Speaker 3: like when you're maybe at a bar and you've had
Speaker 3: so many drinks that you have to sign the bill,
Speaker 3: and you're.
Speaker 2: Kind of.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't even really right right now, you're
Speaker 3: you over served me. I've just seen that before.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this though, the uh, once she
Speaker 2: got this in the hands of the you know, the
Speaker 2: Troublemaker news station, they're gonna those balls. Yeah, is it
Speaker 2: handled or? It says that. Wells Fargo has since responded,
Speaker 2: vowing to refund the five thousand dollars tip plus interest.
Speaker 4: Good, well they should. Somebody saidn't need bacon scented candles.
Speaker 2: They have them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exist any cent you want Pat's wife bottom ex.
Speaker 3: Gwyneth Paltrow's Yet.
Speaker 4: You know the jai Ji candle.
Speaker 2: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that
Speaker 2: may incriminate me.
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