Speaker 1: Fuck music. All right, If you want to download music
for free, that's fine, pay for porn, because the last
thing that we need in this country is the porn
industry to stop making movies that we can all enjoy
because they're not making money. We can live without music,
we cannot live without porn. Thank you, America.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 3: Troy a sight, don't be all a man, the once
great champ now suthy and moffishness no longer, the factory
hungry styleon wait raight so many times before a fathelic
wash up ahe ex champion.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy,
and I think you know what the world?
Speaker 3: His name is he? Presley Pesley?
Speaker 4: What's my name?
Speaker 2: Say my name?
Speaker 4: Bench?
Speaker 2: Is he Presley? Presley? Couch? Is Presley? WHOA? That sounds
a little weird?
Speaker 3: Is he Presley?
Speaker 2: Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky jay around? Hey,
this is Jeff Levarr. You listen to? Is he Presley?
Those aren't pillows? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello,
my loyal minions. It is good to see you. It's
always good to be seeing. I'm Missy Presley. I'm the
host of the program. It's called Another From Podcast, and
it's good to be here. And I'm glad you're here.
And I'm glad i'm here. And my Patreon folks, thank you,
thank you for your patience. It's Vince. It's been a
hectic week in LA and that's two days and Friday night,
I well got on from work at eight and laid
down for a nap with all intentions of doing a
show for my great Patreon folks, and I woke up
at seven am. I was dog tired Saturday night. I'm
not making excuses. I'm just telling you how it is.
Working seven am until eight pm. I got home, I
sat down. I didn't even do this. I didn't even
crack one for the working man. It's my first beer
since Wednesday night. God beer is delicious. I was just
I just want to relax and watch some TV and
then I'll do a show. And then that's last night,
and like god, fuck it, we're gaining an hour of sleep.
I'll get up an hour early. I'll get up, I'll
do a show and then I'll go to work. And
then I just had to go to work. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sometimes you just need to relax. Is it
an excuse, No, it's not. It's just man, it is
what it is. And I apologize. And this week is
rent week. I'm going to do my best. But here
is the thing. Here is what is going on now
this show. Welcome all you non patreon folks. This is
going to go actually go up tonight after I get
this stuff from my Patreon people free. There's no ads
at the Patreon on diss because I know to ads
get annoying. It's annoying to hear to ads. Patreon get it.
They get an ad free. It's only five dollars a month,
seventeen cents a day. That's nothing. That's nothing. That's nothing.
Some of you pays seven dollars a day for coffee
at seventeen cents, it's nothing. Patreon dot com, slash Real,
Lizzie Presley, all that stuff is down there in the description.
So tomorrow night, which is Monday, It is currently nine
fifty seven pm on Sunday. It feels like four am. Exaggeration,
I know, but I'm sorry. You have to jump on
the bandwagon and do the whole daylight savings time fall
back bullshit and make the jokes because God forbid somebody
not so tomorrow night and tonight I am. I'm starting
pre production tonight. I have all but one of the
videos because Tuesday, the fourth of November is the thirteenth
birthday of the show. Or is it the twelfth thirteenth
because it starts the thirteenth season whatever, November fourth, two
thousand and thirteen. Maybe it is the twelfth whatever. Who
Needs Math was the very first episode of this show,
and I'm gonna put the first episode at the end
of this show. If you've heard it, cool, If not,
hey man, enjoy it. If not, hey man, it is
what it is. It was with my roommate at the time,
Ben Reagan, who was at the time playing with Richie Ramone.
So I called him lovingly Benny Ramone, and apparently Richie
didn't like that too much. I'm sorry. I wasn't assuming
he was actually a Ramone, but he was playing with
Richie Ramone, so I did it. One of the times
I met Richie. It was at NAM and you know,
like everybody that goes to Nam, you at one point
see Stevie Wonder. I went up and like he's like
you having a good time. It's amazing how much he
sounds like Jim Florentine. It's brutal. Well, yeah, dude, I
just saw Stevie wonders. You actually probably did, because Stevie's
not that blind. I don't know if you knew that
or not. But he could beat you at horse And no,
that's not a black joke, but it could really easy
be easily be and it would be funny because it's
a joke. So I might put that at the end
of this episode. Why not if you've heard it? Cool,
if not, enjoy the very first one. So in conjunction
with the birthday, with the anniversary of this show, I
do not know how many episodes I've done. It's over
three hundred. It's probably closer to four hundred, maybe five hundred.
I don't know, because I don't know what year I
celebrated the three hundredth episode, because I have to take
an account on how many weeks that I missed, and
I'm sorry about that. Sometimes life happens. It's probably mid
four hundreds, I would think, not counting all of the
ones that I've done on the Patreon here. So I'm
doing the very first ever Hall of Fame episode. And
you patrons know about this, you non patrons probably might not.
And I am inducting how many people are reinducting one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine. Eight of them have been announced. And now
this has changed a little bit from the list that
I put in the Patreon. Now we are inducting Bobby Brown,
Sir Edward of Trunk, Jeff Lebar and his son Sebastian
is accepting for him because obviously he cannot because he
is no longer with us and he has missed every day.
Billy Vera, I believe he was the first big name
I had on the show. Bobby is going in because
obviously she's been She's had that liner in this show
ever since she was on this show. Chad Stewart Faster Pussycat,
did I say, Mike Dawson. Mike Dawson, Pat Fontaine from XYZ,
and my ex co host Paul Gargano when we were
doing the Metal Edge version of the show. And there
is one more a name that I have not announced.
He knows who he is. He is a listen of
this show. Because every year I'm gonna start doing the
show every November fourth I'm not gonna say who it is.
You will be, you know why take away the surprise,
but that is going to be happening as well. I'm
just waiting on one more video, so hopefully I get
that tomorrow. All of the inductees have submitted a video
acceptance speech. Some of them are straightforward, some of them
are quite hilarious and sarcastic, which is what it should
be because it's a podcast. Hall of Fame now all
full disclosure. I had been wanting to do this for
a very long time, and I just always put it off.
I put it off. I put it off, and my
good friends Tom and Zeus over at the show out
Loudcast they do it Hall of Fame episode every year,
and I'm like, ah, fuck it, it's time. It's time
to do it. It's time to do it, and let's
have some fun with it, because that's what it's about.
It's fun. It's a fucking podcast. They do it for
the same reason that I'm doing it. It's a fucking podcast.
It's not serious, you know, this show is not serious.
Although we've had some very serious moments on the show,
like when Big John talked about putting a gun in
his mouth and contemplating pulling the trigger. True story. If
you have not heard that episode, go back. It was
in the first season. It was the first year when
I had Big John on. It is a fucking heart
wrenching story. He should be going and he'll probably go
in next year. But so that's what's happening. Tomorrow night.
I'm going to be compiling the show. It will be
up for the patrons, for the Patreon folks, for the
Loyal Minions ad free. They will get the video before
everybody else as well. The audio will be available on
the fourth and I'll probably make the video available on
the fourth as well for everybody. This one obviously there's
no video. It's just listen to it or not, even
though I am putting the audio up on YouTube because
why not, I mean, why not get more fucking ears
on it. So there is that. That's what's been going on,
and that is what is, what is will be, what
is will be great fucking grammar douchebag. Sometimes I'm really
cunt to myself, and that's in the foreign meaning of
the word, not the one that sends American girls into
it tizzy. So sign up for the Patreon, Patreon dot
com slash Real Lizzy Presley. I do want to thank
listener listener Brian. He sent me some cash through the Patriot.
He hasn't signed up for the Patreon yet, but he
sent me some cash, send me twenty five bucks, So
I appreciate that. And also a huge thank you to
again to everybody that did throw in a little bit
into the bucket for the birthday fund. It all appreciated,
all the birthday texts, all the birthday messages and posts,
and I couldn't get to a fraction of them on
Facebook because it's just too much. And you know me,
I'm always fucking so it's not like I ad time.
So there's that. Thank you, brother, and appreciate that. If
you are not on the Patreon, tickets will be on sale.
The ticket link will be in the description. If you're
going to be in Vegas around Christmas spoops specifically December
twenty sixth, we are doing an act attribute to a
Israeli show at Dive Bar here in Las Vegas. Tickets
are only ten dollars on event right that ticket link
is down there. There are five tables available, five VIP tables,
so those will be right up front. I'm sure they
have other tables in the bar, but I do not
know how many of them will be there, depending on
how many tickets are sold there. This is guaranteeing you
a table. It's at Dive Bar in Las Vegas. It
is the twenty sixth, the day after Chris. We are
doing a Mary Acmes show. We are honoring the late
great Ace Frehley, which a lot of us are still
struggling with, which is weird because it's somebody we don't know.
We may have met, but we don't know. But you know,
like I said, that dude affected our lives so many ways.
Part of me, it's been a long day. It's been
a long day, so dumb. So yeah, We're gonna do
a extended set, probably about an hour and a half,
and there is going to be a kiss jam at
the end of it, dividing a bunch of locals up,
locals who are well versed in the kiss world and
known too many not announcing any of those names. How
We're gonna get a couple of people up during our
set too. I mean, who doesn't want to play kiss
songs and a songs. It's gonna be good. It's gonna
be good. It's gonna be good, it's gonna be fun.
We like it. And of course, if you are coming
on Thursday night, the thirteenth to the official unofficial Casablanca
pre party for which I lovingly call Kiss Trdfest, the
Chris Kiss Cruise Landlocked that is sold out. It's sold out.
I do not believe any tickets are gonna be released,
but that doesn't mean you might not be You might
be able to get you might be able to get
it in at the door. I don't know. I am not
guaranteeing that. So if you are in town for the
Kiss thing, come I down. I mean, there's a food
there's gonna be a food truck. Donnie with with with
his chili dogs, and I can't think of the name
of the truck right now, but they're glorious because you
know me, I'm fat. I love chili dogs. There's that,
all right. In conclusion, sign up for that Patreon. It's
five dollars a month, seventeen cents a day. You know
the math, well, sixteen point six six six six, and
it goes, it goes aways, I believe, or if you
just say you don't want to sign up for it,
I get it. You don't want multiple shows a week
that are AD free just for you guys. You don't
want the banter, you don't want the camaraderie. I get it.
That's fine. That's fine, that's good. As long as you're listening,
that's all that matters. But you know, you can contribute
to the bucket PayPal is he Presley at yahoo dot
com or the Venmo Reelzy Presley or the cash app
dollars signed Ezy Presley or uh smoke signals that have cash,
invault large bags of cash, carry your pigeons. Whatever works.
So this is not gonna be a long show. I
mean they usually aren't when this is uh when this
is going on, and I hope you like I'm dropping
in some of the old under the covers liners up front.
I miss doing that shit. I miss doing the radio thing.
So a Kanak is back on the air, and I
guess it's based out of Vegas here, so I don't know.
I mean, maybe some I can tug some balls over there,
maybe maybe easing you back on the air. That'd be
pretty cool. I know some people. Doesn't mean it would
actually happen, but I could dream. I guess there is
oh sorry, tired, there is uh stuff in the possible
work though, to get under the covers, back on the air,
and it's a start. That's a start there, that's good.
I just have to annoy people and make it happen.
So I was in Los Angeles. I was in Hollywood
and North Hollywood, No North, that's for you. Dawson on Wednesday,
hosting Soundcheck Live. It was the yearly Halloween show. I
went as the Ginger King. I wore my Elvis jubsuit.
I didn't dye the hair. I didn't I didn't do
the voice baby, but I just went out, went as
the Ginger King, and I just and I realized something. Man,
I'm really over Halloween. I really am. I don't know
if I'm just getting old. Well, I am getting old,
I mean fifty three. Maybe I'm just over it. I
used to I used to be excited about Halloween. What
am I going to be this year? I mean, go out,
get drunk, look at girls and hot skimpy outfits. Teddy's
bobbling all over the place. I don't know it used
to be. It's not fun anymore. I don't know. It's
so dumb. Maybe it's because I'm alone. Maybe it's because
I'm bitter. Maybe it's because I'm curmudgerie Curmudgeony. That's the
wood Dre, that's good, Curmudgety. I think it's I don't know, man.
Look last night, I'm sitting on the couch watching Friday
Night's Live PD or I'm sorry on Patrol Live, which
I love. I can't watch it live, so I have
to watch it on under Peacock there and watch it after,
which reminds me I gotta pull up. I should pull
up last night's show as I'm getting ready to record
for tomorrow for the Hall of Fame episode. I just
I just felt really alone. I felt lonely. It just god,
I you just wish you had a gal here. I
don't know, it's a single guy problems. It just happens.
But then I realized I'm extremely picky and that's why.
But whatever. So I'm in La hosting the show, having
a good time, and then got to get up and
do shot me at the end with Sam Bam Colton
from Faster Pussycat and Dorothy on the main guitar. We
did the live Tube version and Sam had a lot
of songs to learn four while he because he was
in the resident band for that night, and it took
the time to learn the whole thing, including the solo
at the end, the solo solo, God bless him. It
was great. And Sean Duncan from La Guns and Odin Odin,
Odin Odin. Oh, that gives me an idea. Fuget, here's
the whole scene. These guys are pleasure. No friends of
mine is Randy. I love him. He's gonna be bigger
than David Lee Roth who started right here. Help me
bring on my pow. Randy and Odin, let's go out outen.
Speaker 1: He is believed us for a long time, for a
very long time.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh oh. I mean I know personally
that I want.
Speaker 4: I mean I want to go as big as like
Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones or.
Speaker 1: The Beatles are like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to be another band.
Speaker 4: I don't want to play just another fucking band. Oh oh, well,
I just want to be extremely wealthy. I want to
be remembered for the rest of my life and for
my grandchildren's grandchildren's life, and.
Speaker 3: They're going to be very very big in the rock
and roll world. Besides that, singer as a foxy guy.
Speaker 2: So good, so fucking good. Oh my god. So yeah,
we did that. That was cool. That was good. Shocked
and my buddy sent me Burke playing bass, who is
in with the Smoking Kills once when we did one
of the Corolla parties when I first moved to or
first moved out of La Here to Vegas and a
great bass player. So that was fun. That was good.
That was good. It was so great to get back
and see Everybody's been many, many months since we did
a sound check live, and it's so fucking great to
be back. And you know, staying with Dawson and we
pounded a case of beer afterwards, catching up. I haven't
seen Dawson in a long time, and you know, stopped
and got a chili dog and then we got a
croller and some coffee at the Doughnut Prince and they
went home. But I look, this is kind of the
whole purpose of this episode is my love hate relationship
with Los Angeles. I lived there for eight and a
half years and I miss it, I really do, but
I don't. People always ask Izzie, do you miss living
in LA I'm like, I miss Los Angeles, but I
don't miss Los Angeles. When I'm driving in, you get
on that last you get on that stretch, you get
on the two fifteen from the fifteen and go through
San Bernardino and Rancho and Zusa, the streets of Brazil.
I just decided this is not going up for the world.
This is just for you guys. There's no reason for that.
And I'll post the first episode separate for you guys
seeking to listen to. You're inconvenience. I don't have to
sit and listen to another hour after that after this.
But you're driving in and I don't know if it
was because I didn't live there for so long and
I got familiar with almost every part of LA. But
there's just a feeling when you're there. It's just it's
so familiar. It's so home. I know, that's so weird
to say it's so home. I was told when I
moved there that if you make it two years, you'll
never leave. I lasted eight and a half. I didn't
want to leave. I did not want to leave Los Angeles.
It just it just it just got to be too much.
I mean, I was in a killer house in Burbank,
great roommates, but that's the key word, roommates. There's no
way in hell I could afford my own place in
Los Angeles. It's just impossible for what I do. If
I could afford it and live somewhat comfortably, i'd probably
move back. But I can't because I do not want
to have roommates. I just can't do it. Dawson keeps
fucking every time I'm there, so I got this extra.
I'm like, no, no, you don't want a roommate. It's like, no,
I don't want a roommate, but I want you here
because he's my best friend. If I was making five
grand a month, if I could somehow make five thousand
dollars a month take home, i'd do it. I'd move back,
but it's just too much at the traffic, the homeless.
And I'm not gonna get into the politics because this
is not a politics show. And you guys could give
a shit less, just like I could give a shit
less about your politics. It just doesn't matter to me.
I don't care. I judge people on how they are
as human beings, not their fucking politics. I'm old school.
I guess I hate it when somebody's like, dude, you're
so great, dude, let's fucking oh you voted that way? Na,
I don't need you grow up because here is the thing,
and I believe we've had this conversation before. You can
fight about politics all you want on the internet, and
then you know what happens when you get in the
same room with that person that you were friends with,
you talk about the shit that you became friends over. Dude,
can we just talk about kiss? And that's usually it is.
It usually always goes back to kiss shit. Now that
I decided we're not putting this up for the for
the world, I maybe I will fuck it. Let's do it.
We'll put it, we'll put it up. We'll just it
just the audio though I'm not gonna put it up
on the fucking YouTube because why not more ears the gooder.
Maybe we get a new subscriber wherever we put this,
because this is a good example of what the Patreon
shows are like. Usually the world shows are just you know, interviews,
because I think that goes over. Better. Give somebody an
interest to come and listen because they want to hear
what this person has to say. Oh possible, possibly fingers crossed.
Maybe uh. Lorraine Lewis next month. We'll see, we'll see.
I'm gonna try maybe in studio because in studio is
the best, and hopefully in a couple of weeks or
coming up sometime soon. Sebastian Labar. I'd love to talk
to Sebastian, and we actually did talk about doing it.
He's like, yeah, dude, I'm all in. So there's that,
and no, it's like La, It's like, God, I miss
so much about La. I missed the hang, I miss
my friends. I miss the Rainbow, even though it's so
fucking expensive. Dude. When we played The Rainbow the Smoking
Kills opening up for the Dada Reunion, I had never
done the Actually no, I think I had done that,
but it's just something. It's a ritual for me, which
is I know, ironic saying I've never done well, wait
a minute, I have. But then I realized it was
a ritual. You know, I've played Viper Room a couple
of times, but every time before that gig on the Strip,
I would go to the Rainbow, get a cup of
chicken soup and a beer and a bud light. And
that cup, not a bowl, not a ball, mind you,
a cup. Maybe it was a bowl that might have
been a bowl, but still it was like twenty five
bucks before tip for a bottle of bud Light and
a cup a bowl of soup. That's that's brutal. There's
no reason for that. Fucking pizza is like forty dollars.
I love the fucking rainbow, but god damn, that's brutal.
I need to go back. I God damn it. I
need to go back to La for a few days
and annoy Dawson for a few days and go to
my old stomping grounds. God, there's just something all of
the bullshit aside. There's just something magical about Los Angeles.
And I hate that I had to leave, but there's
just something magical about it. There is a feeling. I'm
like watching watching Bordain no reservations, going to this this
burrito place, and I know where it is, you know,
the east of the one ten, in a predominantly Mexican
part of town. Not that there's any not that there's
anything wrong with that essay, not that there's anything wrong.
It's funny. It's funny you're trying to be Mexicans. Not
there's anything wrong with that mine. I know that's a
that's a brutal impression. It's a brutal accent. There's no
reason for that. But I just I remember going to
those types of places and it was so good. It
was so the food is phenomenal, the coast everything. The
traffic is fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I'm pulling in on the two fifteen. I have this
tick or I see people driving like fucking morons, and
I just scream, go back to LA, because that's how
they fucking drive in LA. And I'm on the two fifteen.
I'm surrounded by California plates and traffic, and I'm screaming,
go back to La. Oh wait a minute, I'm here, man.
There's just I wish I could make it work. I
really do. If there was an opportunity, i'd take it.
But I can't. I just can't. I can barely afford this.
I just can't have roommates. It's just so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: I'm not ah, it's brot old. There's no reason. I
don't know. I just don't know. All I know is
I do love Las Vegas. Don't get me wrong, I'm
not I love this town. I have great friends here.
I got my spots Yeah, there's just something about LA
I just wish it was doable. I think one thing
about LA is the dream is dead. Especially for a
fifty three year old, chubby white guy. I'm not gonna
get cast in films because nobody knows who the fuck
I am. Good luck and fucking music. There's no reason,
there's no reason to try my only my last hope
is comedy. But I work so fucking much I don't
have time for my last hope. I don't know. That's
a New Year's resolution to make time, because I guess
if you want to really do something, you will make
time to do it. But I still have to play guitar,
I still have to do gigs. I don't know. I
don't know, but that's enough. We're moving in on forty minutes,
so that's about double what these shows usually are. So
there you go. There's your Patreon show, which is going
to be a freebie for the world. Maybe we'll fish
some people in. We'll see, hopefully we can't. It's only
five dollars a month. Try it for one month, five
hundred of you. Try it for one month. You might
like it, you might enjoy it. So there it is.
If you're coming to Vegas for a kiss thing. We'll
see you guys on the thirteenth, if you have tickets
for that at Bar. If not, maybe we'll see you
at the event. I don't know. I haven't figured out
how I'm getting in yet, but there's I have lions
in the water, cocks in the sand, I mean, there
are lines in the water. And then if you're in
town on the twenty sixth, the day after Christmas, come
on down and we will honor our fallen hero, the
one and only this freely. I'm Missy Presley. I'm the
host of the program. It's called Another fing Podcast. And
we'll see you. Wow, we will see you tomorrow night.
Hall of Fame.