Speaker 1: Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could
Speaker 1: have some fun on my own, but not all. I
Speaker 1: fought AF with Cecily and Stephanie. Well, hello everybody, Hello
Speaker 1: borders when AF.
Speaker 2: First, Yeah, as bookers, Look, we're gonna get into it.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna pretend like it's f doesn't mean even
Speaker 2: old people know that.
Speaker 1: They do. They know it, and they love it, and
Speaker 1: they say it all the time. I cannot tell you
Speaker 1: how many senior citizens are like as fuck.
Speaker 2: I mean, for real dough, for real dough. Now, let
Speaker 2: me let me share you something. I'm gonna share you something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna share you something. Okay, share me something. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's not even eleven on a Sunday and I've been
Speaker 2: up since like seven trying to clean out my well.
Speaker 2: That's actually I'm gonna get to that to get to
Speaker 2: what I've been trying to do. Okay, As you know,
Speaker 2: I have a little bit of ADHD. I got it
Speaker 2: at the I got it on a cruise.
Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't picked it up, but I did,
Speaker 1: and it has really destroyed my life.
Speaker 2: So I will start like cleaning out like a tights drawer.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of tights, like tights, So I'll
Speaker 2: start cleaning out a tight store and then I'll just
Speaker 2: be like, I'm hungry, and I'll start watching three episodes
Speaker 2: of the Morning Show, and then I'll like go to
Speaker 2: my desk and start working on an article, and then
Speaker 2: I'll go, I mean, it's insanity.
Speaker 1: I love that. The thing that brought you over to
Speaker 1: was was you're hungry, So you start watching TV and
Speaker 1: I get it, you're hungry for good shows.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I guess I should say that goes
Speaker 2: without saying that. I eat like two puddings now it's
Speaker 2: not even one is enough, but two little pudding cups.
Speaker 1: Oh, you sit down to eat, but you're like, well,
Speaker 1: while I'm watching, while I'm eating, I want to watch
Speaker 1: a little show show.
Speaker 2: Then I binge that to for a while, and then
Speaker 2: I go into my bedroom and then there's those tights
Speaker 2: and socks everywhere, which I will get to because that
Speaker 2: has been quite a it's been quite a morning and
Speaker 2: nothing's resolved.
Speaker 1: It's a total mess.
Speaker 2: It's like I used to say this about my mom,
Speaker 2: but it's now me as well. I guess we do
Speaker 2: become like that. But if you were to like examine
Speaker 2: my head. It's like a merry go round.
Speaker 1: It's like bit ed. I mean just all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a little more so really you feel that way too,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But also because I've gotten older, it used
Speaker 1: to just be that kind of like kind of almost silly, like,
Speaker 1: oh what was I doing? What was I you know, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so hard to get things done. But now I
Speaker 1: genuinely forget why I walked into like not a little
Speaker 1: bit like I will if I don't write it down,
Speaker 1: like I will be walking into the room to do
Speaker 1: something like kind of important, like my taxes. And then
Speaker 1: a month later, I'm like, ah, yes, I ever did that,
Speaker 1: And I kept saying I was going to do it,
Speaker 1: and I had completely forgotten, not forgot for five minutes,
Speaker 1: not what was I walking in this room for, but
Speaker 1: completely like a yeah, but mine is like it doesn't
Speaker 1: even I don't even for I don't even remember that
Speaker 1: I forgot to walk into the room. I get it.
Speaker 1: I'm I feel the same.
Speaker 2: But then on top of that, just like ideas and
Speaker 2: then I get over. I have a hard time leaving
Speaker 2: the house, like if I'm going to like let's say,
Speaker 2: like Friday night, I had a little birthday party to
Speaker 2: go to, No big deal, just put on a pair
Speaker 2: of jeans and uber on over like didn't need a present,
Speaker 2: Like it was no big deal. And I just like
Speaker 2: Monroe was here, and I had to make sure, like
Speaker 2: I have this OCD that's formed. That's really bad that
Speaker 2: I have to make sure every like dog Gate is
Speaker 2: closed every door because if you know, if something happens
Speaker 2: and he has a seizure, like I can't you know,
Speaker 2: not be here.
Speaker 1: I mean like I have to have it like perfectly padded.
Speaker 2: And so I guess that's kind of normal to be
Speaker 2: worried about stuff like that, but I have to check
Speaker 2: it like four times.
Speaker 1: I'm like wait, I'll get in the elevator. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: did I close that door? And then I'm back.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, all of this is caught on a camera because
Speaker 2: my neighbor who lives in the building, she has an
Speaker 2: on camera so that if I have to leave, we watch.
Speaker 2: We have him watched, which is amazing, and so she's
Speaker 2: seeing all this. She's like, you came back in like
Speaker 2: four times, like I know, why did she hear that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I said it. I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you saw it she because yeah, I did notice that,
Speaker 2: because she can hear me. So it's me coming back
Speaker 2: and like hi baby, yep, the door's closed, okay bye.
Speaker 2: Then I come back, Hi little guy. You're doing okay,
Speaker 2: everything's good here, And it's like so many times.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit disturbed though, because so you're on
Speaker 1: she can hear you in your apartment. Now.
Speaker 2: Yes, I turn the camera off when I leave, only
Speaker 2: through the camera.
Speaker 1: Turned the sound off too.
Speaker 2: Everything's off, like the whole camera's unplugged when I come back.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: But when I go out, remember to do that, or
Speaker 2: well not always. Sometimes I come home and sing a
Speaker 2: whole song from le Mez and then I'm like fuck sorry,
Speaker 2: I'll say to the camera and I'll turn that off.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have it on like full blast, but when
Speaker 2: she knows she's like on call to watch him, she
Speaker 2: just has it turned up and she's paying attention.
Speaker 1: You don't know what's what she's doing, Cecily. She could
Speaker 1: have it on a full blast all the time, hoping
Speaker 1: to catch you singing lame is. You don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of sickos are out there. But if that was
Speaker 1: all alone again, I'm like, why did it have to
Speaker 1: be on my own. I have to sing that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's Fiona Apple not gonna Lie from an early
Speaker 2: album and then yeah, or sometimes yeah, I'll just walk around,
Speaker 2: I'll put on but she's not looking because I do
Speaker 2: always remember to text the home, like it's just something
Speaker 2: I do remember when I walk and so then she
Speaker 2: probably just gets off or you know, not off but
Speaker 2: doesn't listen.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's a good system, and it's my bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about the trust involved, and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, she turns she turns it off. She's not
Speaker 1: trying to watch me in my apartment. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: That is not a thing with her.
Speaker 2: I think there would be some people that you might
Speaker 2: feel that way, But I trust her completely.
Speaker 1: I checked her. She's had a has she had a
Speaker 1: couple of stalking charges, yes, but it was not that's
Speaker 1: not her fault.
Speaker 2: People are crazy, you know, people are crazy and you
Speaker 2: have to check in on them. She's awesome, and I think,
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't know how I would ever
Speaker 2: leave the house.
Speaker 1: I didn't have somebody with eyes on him, so like
Speaker 1: it's but it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: But even just getting out getting dressed. Nothing fits anymore?
Speaker 2: Do you have that too?
Speaker 1: You're like this looks terrible? Why do I still have
Speaker 1: this in my closet?
Speaker 2: And then I have like nine different purses and I'm like,
Speaker 2: all I need is my credit card and license, you know,
Speaker 2: and maybe lip gloss.
Speaker 1: I guess, like what do I even need?
Speaker 2: So then you're changing purses and there's receipts everywhere and
Speaker 2: like what is all that?
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Speaker 1: like to start with something else? Since I just rambled
Speaker 1: about my ADHD No, But were you going to actually
Speaker 1: get to like not leaving for a party. Was there
Speaker 1: a thing where.
Speaker 2: You were believing I did go to the party but
Speaker 2: then didn't have fun at the party, honestly, because I
Speaker 2: was just my mind was like everywhere, it was really loud.
Speaker 2: I've gone to a couple things this week, so I
Speaker 2: think that's less about the party and more about my mind.
Speaker 2: I want to know if other people are experiencing like
Speaker 2: a little extra anxiety, maybe because.
Speaker 1: Like the news and stuff. Yeah, I find it really
Speaker 1: difficult to do anything.
Speaker 2: Like things seem louder to me, Like things seem things
Speaker 2: that I was looking forward to are feel overwhelming.
Speaker 1: I just want to be in a dark hole. People's
Speaker 1: opinions seem louder to me. Yes, and it's never ending. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a lovely I went to a friend's barbecue yesterday,
Speaker 1: which did not feel like that at all. It was
Speaker 1: very calming, and I put my phone away for the
Speaker 1: whole time. I checked in with my ex about Monroe,
Speaker 1: and he's good and everybody's good. So I just put
Speaker 1: my phone away for like five hours, like really good,
Speaker 1: like just put it in my purse and put that
Speaker 1: in the guest room and really like sat and talked
Speaker 1: to my friends in a very present way. And my
Speaker 1: friend and I had a long conversation about that because
Speaker 1: he does that too, and he was like it's really
Speaker 1: killing us. Not to sound like the old gen X
Speaker 1: or whatever, but and is killing us and we can't
Speaker 1: live without it. So what do we do? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what the answer is. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you.
Speaker 2: One of the things I did is this morning, like
Speaker 2: I said, I this is what happened. I decided that
Speaker 2: I'm going like, oh, this is it. When I was
Speaker 2: looking to get dressed to go to this party the
Speaker 2: other day, I needed these cute pair of tights that
Speaker 2: I wear a lot, Right, that's what I was getting
Speaker 2: to these cute little Dior They're black and white, they're
Speaker 2: super cute.
Speaker 1: Couldn't find them. I live alone in an apartment, so
Speaker 1: there's no place they could have gone. Like, where would
Speaker 1: they have gone? I checked my suitcase from the last
Speaker 1: time I went to Dallas. I checked, you know, everything,
Speaker 1: could not They're just not there. There's not where they're
Speaker 1: supposed to be. They're just like gone.
Speaker 2: So I got in my head when I was out,
Speaker 2: like I gotta I gotta go through all my stuff.
Speaker 2: So I decided, all right, I'm gonna I have to
Speaker 2: throw away. I want to do some donations. I want
Speaker 2: to find some things I have to. When I do
Speaker 2: a clothes like get through my clothes, I decide it
Speaker 2: has to be at least ten items, which I don't
Speaker 2: think is very much like when you do it.
Speaker 1: When you do a big clothes like got to get
Speaker 1: rid of some stuff? What is your given item count?
Speaker 1: Like X amount has to go? No, I don't, but
Speaker 1: I should have that for my kids because they have
Speaker 1: they have too much stuff. I never buy clothes, but
Speaker 1: if I don't buy them, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's well, I'm saying that I have a few things
Speaker 1: that I just sort of threw out. I don't even
Speaker 1: try to give them away sometimes because it's not avoyable.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I did. Well, that's funny you say that,
Speaker 1: because Okay, so I got like all right ten items,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes I'll get, you know, some of those
Speaker 1: items start building up in the bag, my little norse
Speaker 1: from bag I'm given away, and then I'll look at
Speaker 1: I'm like, but why.
Speaker 2: Do I want to get rid of this cute striped shirt?
Speaker 2: And then I'll hold it up and it's like an
Speaker 2: extra extra large and it's all got like stuff on it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, the real question is why am I
Speaker 2: donating this, you know, like, who's gonna So if I
Speaker 2: give this to I guess good will they clean it? Right,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be supposed to be as clean as possible.
Speaker 1: But they do. They do a big wash before they
Speaker 1: put it out. I'll have to ask. I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. Maybe they say they do. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: they have the manpower where they wash it. They have
Speaker 1: big washers. They have to have like the giant like
Speaker 1: industrial they have to in my mind, in your mind, ye,
Speaker 1: I don't have so I can't just drag everything, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's a whole thing. So it's not a laundromat there.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 2: They don't well get kind of on your honor wash this?
Speaker 2: Could you just wash this and then I'll just I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take it back.
Speaker 1: They're like no, no, no, no, you're either donating it
Speaker 1: or you're not. We're not gonna right then.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's on loan, but wash it and then
Speaker 2: I'll yeah, no, it's not like that. But some of
Speaker 2: this stuff is like who would really want this, which
Speaker 2: gets to so I'm opening my drawers and I'm like
Speaker 2: looking for these tights. I still can't can't find them.
Speaker 2: I find a couple of things. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: you know what this is. This is pretty gross. But
Speaker 2: I haven't worn a thong since nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: I know you like them.
Speaker 2: I think they're nasty. And I'm not saying you're nasty,
Speaker 2: all Stephanie.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels. Very I know. I know. I'm hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: hey hey. You look at me right now, you look
Speaker 1: at me in the eye. I am not trying to
Speaker 1: hurt you. I'm not.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Yeah, I don't like thongs, and I
Speaker 2: I just don't understand. And my butt's big and it
Speaker 2: just makes me feel bad, you know. So that's not
Speaker 2: why you wouldn't wear a thong. I just like, do
Speaker 2: not get it. Uh So I have these tiny I
Speaker 2: mean the tiniest songs like no, wouldn't they wouldn't have
Speaker 2: ever fit me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they're there, but somehow.
Speaker 2: Through every year when I do that, when I go
Speaker 2: through my stuff for every couple of years, really they
Speaker 2: make the cut. We're talking like, I mean, they wouldn't
Speaker 2: fit a chi. I mean they're like, it's ridiculous that
Speaker 2: I have. They must have been like a joke. Gift
Speaker 2: that I kept over these years. So I get on,
Speaker 2: gave you a joke pair of thongs. Okay, somebody gave
Speaker 2: me a joke, those nipple things that like you wear
Speaker 2: if you're at like a top like you're you're at
Speaker 2: like a strip club.
Speaker 1: Like pasties. Yeah, I got a pair of pasties that have.
Speaker 2: Little tassels on them, and I those those didn't get
Speaker 2: thrown away today, they're still in there. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: never know, you don't know, and they're not even cute,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not even sure, Like Okay, in my mind,
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, well, like maybe i'd wear Amanda as
Speaker 2: a costume.
Speaker 1: What costume? When am I going to be topless? You
Speaker 1: know what Crazy Girls? Like if you're at Crazy Girls
Speaker 1: and you're like, you know what, listen, I'm Crazy Girls.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's a topless bar in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: But you're at yeah, go with me on this. You're
Speaker 1: at Crazy Girls and you're like, I mean, I'm here,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a costume me place. I'll just wear
Speaker 1: my pee, I'll just be topless, but not for money.
Speaker 1: Just fine.
Speaker 2: It's a fun gift, is a joke gift. God, you
Speaker 2: guys have no sense of humor. Look at them, they're tassels.
Speaker 2: I'm like flipping them around, making them circle, and then
Speaker 2: I have like a tip jar. They're like, ma'am, you
Speaker 2: cannot put out a first off, you can't be here topless,
Speaker 2: you don't work here.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well it's free country. Oh only people that
Speaker 1: work at the topless bark be topless. Okay, bashest, But
Speaker 1: I'm not topless because I have on these pasties exactly
Speaker 1: pretty topless. It's just like a halter top like it
Speaker 1: is not and it does not even like I want
Speaker 1: to get back to this tip jar because I think
Speaker 1: that is like pure genius. It's like busking, but with tits. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're titting. You're not tipping. We've made up a whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying do or don't do it, But
Speaker 2: I'm not saying saying that you're allowed to do it
Speaker 2: because it's a fucking America exactly.
Speaker 1: You can change you, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm going through these songs and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get rid of shit. These are going,
Speaker 2: they're leaving me, they're going, so they go in the trash.
Speaker 2: I'm not that discussing them like, let me put them
Speaker 2: in my donation pile. No, the thongs, the old songs
Speaker 2: from nineteen ninete eighty five, they've made it into the trash.
Speaker 2: Then I find this boostia and I'm like, I used
Speaker 2: to love this Boostia. Now I don't remember why I
Speaker 2: even had. I think I used to wear it to,
Speaker 2: like it has to go back to high school because
Speaker 2: I remember wearing it to like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Gez boostier so much, Donna, No, no, not
Speaker 1: like that kind of boostie.
Speaker 2: That's so cute. I thank you for thinking I'm that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I did have one of those. If you
Speaker 2: remember I wore my thirtieth birthday you were there. I
Speaker 2: wore a boostia, which was in the pictures not as
Speaker 2: attractive as I thought it was when I did that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was super cute, but go on, it
Speaker 1: was boostier. Are you talking about this?
Speaker 2: This is like old school, like you, it's a bra boostia,
Speaker 2: so it goes underneath like oh, it's just more like
Speaker 2: a maiden form. It's like yeah, And I mean, I
Speaker 2: I think I'm smaller than I was in high school college,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, let me try this shit on. You
Speaker 2: never know, maybe there'll be a sexy night. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that means, so no further questions on that, please,
Speaker 2: But I so it does not fit at all, Like
Speaker 2: I can't even get it around half of my rib cage,
Speaker 2: like not even like whatever. So I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 2: have to let this go. I know it's been with
Speaker 2: me for like a very long time since college at least,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to let it go. And I, I
Speaker 2: don't want to say accidentally my brain put it in
Speaker 2: the donation pile. It went into the donation pile. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: there's a couple pair of jeans and cutures and there's
Speaker 2: some cute things in there, and then yeah, the boustier.
Speaker 2: So then as I'm doing other stuff, I finally found
Speaker 2: the tights. They were just thrown into my closet, just
Speaker 2: willy nilly, there they were.
Speaker 1: There were my tights. They're there.
Speaker 2: And then I look at my donation bag and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, my boostie is and my donation bag
Speaker 2: from high school. I'm going to go ahead, And I
Speaker 2: took it out and I put it in the trash
Speaker 2: and I feel like didn't get a lot done yet
Speaker 2: this morning, but I feel like that was a win.
Speaker 1: That was a win. I'm proud of you. It's really hard.
Speaker 1: It's really hard when you're when you're a semi hoarder
Speaker 1: to get it. And I'm not, though it sounds like it.
Speaker 2: I guess I am with clothes for sure, but I'm
Speaker 2: not really a hoarder. I love throwing things away. And
Speaker 2: it only feels like that because I've lived in like
Speaker 2: an apartment, the same apartment for so long, so it's
Speaker 2: like you just don't you don't go through stuff. It's
Speaker 2: just kind of diloge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's call. Why would that have made the cut? This?
Speaker 2: Every single time? I guess that is like was it
Speaker 2: a scent or was it something I thought I was
Speaker 2: gonna use?
Speaker 1: This is what happens sometimes, Like Okay, when I used
Speaker 1: to write screenplays with our lovely friend Bonnie McFarlane, Yes,
Speaker 1: one of the things we would say is that if
Speaker 1: one of us was like, I don't like this part
Speaker 1: or this scene or whatever, let's cut it, and the
Speaker 1: other one was like, no, I really like it, though
Speaker 1: it stays in and you have to go back through
Speaker 1: it again. And if at some point one of you says, no,
Speaker 1: I really like I'm gonna die on this hill. We
Speaker 1: have to throw it out. You throw die on the hill?
Speaker 1: Is have to ooh that's rough. Well, you know it
Speaker 1: has to be. You have to feel passionately about it going.
Speaker 1: But the problem is you end up being like hoarders
Speaker 1: for scenes, and you end up with stuff that's in
Speaker 1: there that just stays in there because one or both
Speaker 1: of you is just like, whatever, we'll come back to that, right,
Speaker 1: you know, And then you end up with a screenplay
Speaker 1: that is you know, has a lot of like unnecessary
Speaker 1: scenes and you're like, oh, we totally forgot We never
Speaker 1: decided what to do with that. That is such a
Speaker 1: truth thing. I mean, that is yeah. That So the
Speaker 1: boustie is like a metaphor for that from college. Not
Speaker 1: even a metaphor. It's just like metaphor. It's just the
Speaker 1: same thing. It's just like you keep thinking, I'll deal
Speaker 1: with that later. I'll deal with that later. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not working in your life or in your screenplay.
Speaker 1: M I got rid of another bra. I got rid
Speaker 1: of a like very weird pale black like tried it on,
Speaker 1: also didn't fit way too tight. One boob was just
Speaker 1: completely out. You know, I'm like well, what is this for?
Speaker 1: Like who is this for?
Speaker 2: Like, because do you do the thing where when you're
Speaker 2: throwing you're like, all right, well, I wouldn't wear this out.
Speaker 1: But this is just like I literally said out loud,
Speaker 1: like this is a fun to find out. Some of
Speaker 1: it's fuck around find out. And I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means, but to me, it means just like I
Speaker 1: don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the park, which I never do,
Speaker 2: Like when I'm in the forest, I'll wear these right then,
Speaker 2: I don't care because I'm in the forest when I.
Speaker 1: Go camping, which I am never going to do ever,
Speaker 1: right my Yeah, mine is always like oh, if I'm
Speaker 1: doing like some camping or I go if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like be dyeing my hair, which it never really seems
Speaker 1: to matter. You don't need to have a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of clothes for dyeing your hair.
Speaker 2: Also, if I'm gonna go camping, I'm probably with somebody,
Speaker 2: and I'm probably not gonna wear like the worst pants
Speaker 2: in the world that are eight size is too big too,
Speaker 2: like those are my Sometimes I have like this pair
Speaker 2: of jeans that I don't like to fly and cute
Speaker 2: jeans because they, you know, stretch out jeans are expensive
Speaker 2: and I like jeans, and so I don't like to
Speaker 2: wear them on the plane because why like, unless I'm
Speaker 2: unless someone really like adorable is meeting me off at
Speaker 2: the airport, That's never the case. I always a chance
Speaker 2: to go uber to my friends and change.
Speaker 1: So fun my brain. I just need to tell you
Speaker 1: what my brain was doing during this part of the conversation.
Speaker 1: I was like, flying, okay, wait airline. Flying on an
Speaker 1: airline makes them stretch out. And I was hearing it
Speaker 1: as like there's something about being like in the air, yes,
Speaker 1: And I was like, and then it took me a while.
Speaker 1: It took me too long into the into this part
Speaker 1: of the conversation to go, oh, she just means she's
Speaker 1: wearing them all day on the plane. Then they don't
Speaker 1: think it is good for going out at night.
Speaker 2: But yeah, right, and they're stretching because you're just kind
Speaker 2: of like like you're hearing them for a reason, right, Uh,
Speaker 2: that's so funny. Yeah, No, because the pilot will come
Speaker 2: over and stretch them out. You know that you haven't
Speaker 2: flown in a while.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, you are in for it. You Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get it. You come in the pilot first, the
Speaker 1: co pilot is like takes it. He like measures, and
Speaker 1: then the pilot comes and like pulls on the waistband.
Speaker 1: You're like, that feels weird to me, right, You're like,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask. I mean, is that like included in
Speaker 1: the the ticket? Yeah? Like is that part of Oh?
Speaker 1: And I also do this thing okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I have fuck around find out jeans which
Speaker 2: are unnecessary, doesn't mean anything, right, and then I have
Speaker 2: I'll wear them someday I get I let myself have
Speaker 2: one of those. They're too tight one day, maybe they're
Speaker 2: bad and I like them, and then uh, they're kind
Speaker 2: of punk.
Speaker 1: They're like these punk play you've seen them. I wore
Speaker 1: them to a different birthday party that you were at
Speaker 1: at the well, I wore those. They're kind of like.
Speaker 2: Plaid, they're like punk g Yeah, those are cute. Their
Speaker 2: work cute, but they barely fit. They don't go with anything.
Speaker 2: They should not make the cut. If if tim Gun,
Speaker 2: So tim Gun is always in my head and we've
Speaker 2: talked about this before, but he's always in my head
Speaker 2: when I'm doing this. So I was always like no, no,
Speaker 2: the waistline's too low, they go, they must go. Like
Speaker 2: we have little poems that I've made up that Tim
Speaker 2: Gun has never said. It's kind of like, if the
Speaker 2: glove don't fit, you must get it.
Speaker 1: If the waistline you're sure, woman, you need a high waistline, Honey,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let it go.
Speaker 2: And I need him, Oh my god, He's in my
Speaker 2: mind all the time, and sometimes i'll sometimes he says,
Speaker 2: make it work. So I have like a pile of
Speaker 2: stuff that I'm like, I'll just take the norse trum
Speaker 2: and have it taken up. Yeah, I never do, or
Speaker 2: if I do, they don't.
Speaker 1: Really do it right. Nothing is right. This reminds me.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you a topic that Okay, this
Speaker 1: reminds me so much of of my my neighborhood buy
Speaker 1: nothing group? Are you in your buy nothing group? I
Speaker 1: am not because I don't have the mind to understand
Speaker 1: what's happening. The buy nothing group is littered with people
Speaker 1: that have stuff that they're like, hey, I've got this.
Speaker 1: Oh there was one in there today that was like,
Speaker 1: I've got this car, not like a real car, but
Speaker 1: like this toy car that fell into a deep pool
Speaker 1: of water and doesn't work. But hey, if you're like
Speaker 1: technical or whatever, yeah, I have a job fixing toys.
Speaker 1: That's so I would I would love to put to
Speaker 1: have that. I would love to drive to your house,
Speaker 1: find you in your gated community, get the buzzer key
Speaker 1: to the door, come in, find your porch, get a
Speaker 1: car that doesn't work, and then spend twelve hours trying
Speaker 1: to fix it. Right what? I just don't know? What
Speaker 1: are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: My friend? I told you, my friend, Oh, go ahead, No,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, but people are they think
Speaker 1: that's so reasonable to like offer something that's going to
Speaker 1: require a lot of your time to fix, and it's
Speaker 1: easier just to like, it's really easier just to let
Speaker 1: it go. I think I think that. Well.
Speaker 2: They say there's three kinds of hoarders. Right, there's the
Speaker 2: sort of trash order, which I'll never understand. But there's
Speaker 2: something wrong, you know, there's some weird like there's some
Speaker 2: sort of self esteem thing that they think they deserve
Speaker 2: to be just in trash.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the worst one.
Speaker 2: Then there's the I will need it someday hoarder, which
Speaker 2: I guess I probably am like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: this wire is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this cord is, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go get a different chord. It's right here, right,
Speaker 1: and you got a box of chords.
Speaker 2: And then there's the sentimental hoarder, which I'm probably that's
Speaker 2: my second problem, but I am able to let go
Speaker 2: of some stuff.
Speaker 1: This is like love languages, but for hoarders. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a real thing.
Speaker 2: But I think mine is more like I'll wear it someday.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be so mad if I throw away
Speaker 2: that belt. I haven't worn a belt. God, I can't
Speaker 2: remember the last time, probably since the nineties. I'm not
Speaker 2: really a belt person. I used to wear them with
Speaker 2: like dresses sometimes, like in the eight you know, ninety
Speaker 2: cinch a dress or something, you know, like maybe that
Speaker 2: was kind of cute or I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: was never able to really figure that shit out either.
Speaker 2: But yet I have six belts up in there, So
Speaker 2: why is that. I'll go around and.
Speaker 1: Find out what's the fuck around and find out part
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just what my mind kept saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out what type of barding
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know, I'll need it someday. Now, there
Speaker 2: have been a couple times where I kept something and
Speaker 2: then it like I brought it trotted it back out
Speaker 2: and it's adorable, and I'm like, oh, I'm so glad
Speaker 2: I kept this.
Speaker 1: It's so cute. Has happened? Let me tell you, Let
Speaker 1: me tell you if he give you a little lesson
Speaker 1: in not being that way. Okay, So they're like, John
Speaker 1: keeps a lot of cords, Like you're saying, you know,
Speaker 1: because what if you need that cord, you know, are
Speaker 1: uh not always necessarily Yeah, But so like the other day,
Speaker 1: we found Xander needed a calculator for his AP stats class,
Speaker 1: and these calculators are expensive. Now I've had to buy
Speaker 1: I had to buy one of these fancy calculators for
Speaker 1: LB when she was a senior in high school and
Speaker 1: had AP stats. Okay, so LB, we have like a drawer,
Speaker 1: kind of a drunk junk drawer, but you can always
Speaker 1: you can pretty much be sure that if there's something
Speaker 1: that's kind of worth money that you don't want to
Speaker 1: throw away, you put it in that drawer. So we
Speaker 1: find the calculator. No cord though, So one would think
Speaker 1: that this would be fuck around and find out time
Speaker 1: or you know, I might need that someday, and you'd
Speaker 1: go like, oh my gosh, well this is great because
Speaker 1: I have a whole big, you know, bit crate full
Speaker 1: of chords. Right, think about this. Who the fuck wants
Speaker 1: to then go digging around in chords and find the
Speaker 1: exact right chord that you need, and yet you have
Speaker 1: to have a big box of chords? Nobody? And guess what.
Speaker 1: I went on Amazon and do you know how much
Speaker 1: that chord was? Five dollars? No, so I ordered the
Speaker 1: chord and it came the next day. There you go
Speaker 1: and moving on. No, No, I know. The answer was
Speaker 1: not have one hundred chords right just in case. The
Speaker 1: answer was like if you if you ever do find
Speaker 1: you need the chord, then you'll get it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I get it, But can you get another boostier? No,
Speaker 2: that's the real question. I mean that that shit didn't
Speaker 2: even fit on half my body.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't it wouldn't even go around like I was loving,
Speaker 1: And why I don't even believe in that? What am I?
Speaker 1: What am I? Emma Stone going to the Emmys? I mean,
Speaker 1: for no reason because she dresses cute. I get just
Speaker 1: in a movie star. I was just trying to think of,
Speaker 1: like a move. What am I J Law? What am
Speaker 1: I j low Law? Jennifer Lawrence? Oh oh oh oh
Speaker 1: did you think that I thought that Jlo was Jylaw? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you know? I got thinking of what's his name?
Speaker 1: Whose last name is Law? But it's a guy law,
Speaker 1: Jude Law, Like Jylaw Law gonna wear a boustier and
Speaker 1: get all dressed up in a tux and go speak
Speaker 1: at an Oscar word show. I think I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't think I love the idea of putting the like
Speaker 1: the wrong things together. Like I don't need this poodle skirt?
Speaker 1: What am I? Hugh Jackman? Like what I don't need
Speaker 1: this kilt? That could work? No, but the kill you
Speaker 1: just like? What am I rosy O'Donnell? That doesn't quite work? No,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work. I mean can it be a kilt?
Speaker 1: Can a woman wear a kilt? Oh? Wow, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: an Oh we just oh we just broke We're like,
Speaker 1: we're like Woodward and Bernstein over here. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're breaking people's brains. We asked the questions, but we
Speaker 1: don't have the now.
Speaker 2: The difference with us is they would ask the questions,
Speaker 2: and then they'd investigate for years, and then they would
Speaker 2: break down the Watergate scand but they would break it
Speaker 2: down and get Nixon to resign.
Speaker 1: But we we only asked the questions. That's the only
Speaker 1: thing that we're good for. Really, We asked the questions
Speaker 1: and then we go, no, seriously, what do you think? Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: you guys figure it out? Can women? And we could
Speaker 1: google it, but I'd rather not. No, I have another thing.
Speaker 2: I watched a show, Nicole time, and I wanted to
Speaker 2: ask you about it. You can, But did you watch
Speaker 2: And I only watched it because it was mentioned on
Speaker 2: the Emmys a few times. But did you watch Dying
Speaker 2: for Sex?
Speaker 1: Yes? And I saw your post about it, and I
Speaker 1: will disagree, but go ahead, you did. Okay. What I
Speaker 1: said about it was just that I liked the show,
Speaker 1: except that I could have done without the sex part
Speaker 1: of it, which was the whole thing, which was the
Speaker 1: whole thing now. But they never really came back to Okay,
Speaker 1: can we spoil? Should we say spoiler here? I mean
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's it's been out for you a long time.
Speaker 2: I will say that I thought that Michelle Williams was incredible,
Speaker 2: as she always is. Jenny Slate is delightful. The acting
Speaker 2: mostly was really good, so that wasn't the issue. But
Speaker 2: I know it's based on a podcast, which is itself
Speaker 2: based on like a true ish story, I guess, but
Speaker 2: about a woman who is a very story. So she's
Speaker 2: dying and she's finding out that she doesn't have much
Speaker 2: to live long to live, and I guess all this
Speaker 2: time she's been like a secret like sex, like kink,
Speaker 2: like wants to try all these like sex stuff before
Speaker 2: she dies.
Speaker 1: Well, she was in a relationship with a guy who
Speaker 1: when she got sick. First of all, their sex life
Speaker 1: was never great in the first place, but when she
Speaker 1: gets sick she feels really like kind of unwanted by him.
Speaker 2: Unwanted because he becomes like her care giver and it's
Speaker 2: a dynamic that.
Speaker 1: Is right, But she was really never able to completely
Speaker 1: like express herself with this guy anyway, right, He wasn't
Speaker 1: like So she's like, fuck it, if I'm dying, I
Speaker 1: might as well experience all the things love that for her.
Speaker 2: But does all the things have to also include a
Speaker 2: guy dressed up as a dog that she peas on. Well,
Speaker 2: I think that really happened, doesn't have to have happened.
Speaker 2: Why can't it happen. I'm not saying it can't happen.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I don't necessarily want to. I felt
Speaker 2: like it was two different shows. I really thought it
Speaker 2: was beautiful, like what you do, like at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, your real love is your best friend,
Speaker 2: the sisterhood and the relationship with her mom that needed
Speaker 2: to heal for many reasons, and and all the stuff
Speaker 2: in hospice and like that all really resonated and I
Speaker 2: thought was beautiful. And I'm not saying there can't be
Speaker 2: other stuff that goes along with like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm dying. Let me figure out who I am.
Speaker 1: I guess I just probably myself wouldn't want to watch
Speaker 1: a show that had that went to that level of
Speaker 1: whatever they were doing.
Speaker 2: Which didn't really tie back in. I didn't really get
Speaker 2: why it didn't really pay and I binged. I watched
Speaker 2: the whole thing and I was like, okay, but at
Speaker 2: the end it was really this And then the mom
Speaker 2: Sissy Space had to walk in with her peeing on
Speaker 2: a guide dressed as a dog, and I just was like,
Speaker 2: that just makes me uncomfortable for the sake. It just
Speaker 2: felt like for the sake of it, and I guess
Speaker 2: maybe it's just not my kind of show. I think
Speaker 2: that's probably what it is, because it's a lot of
Speaker 2: people liked it. I think it helps people feel less
Speaker 2: shame about those kinds stuff. I mean, I think the
Speaker 2: whole point was that you know, she was dying, so
Speaker 2: she could say, fuck it, I'm doing all of these
Speaker 2: things I do that are not maybe you know, acceptable, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I like that, And I guess for me, it
Speaker 2: would just be more like, I'm going to keep this boostier.
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm dying, I'm going to keep the boost ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just felt like it was two totally different shows,
Speaker 2: and I'd be watching it for something and it would
Speaker 2: feel very profound and beautiful. I really loved Jenny Slate.
Speaker 1: Would she been in She's been in a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: Mean, she was a comedian for a long time, and
Speaker 2: she did a movie I think she wrote it, Marcel Dechelle, that.
Speaker 1: She did the voice for, which was adorable. But she's
Speaker 1: been in a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: She was in Girls, like a smaller part, but that's
Speaker 2: when I first noticed her, but she's been around for
Speaker 2: like decades.
Speaker 1: I just like her.
Speaker 2: I liked that relationship, the friendship relationship where she was
Speaker 2: kind of a mess and had her own issues. It
Speaker 2: was like, I, you know, know, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take care of my friend, even if I'm not the
Speaker 2: best person for it.
Speaker 1: But she was actually a little funny side story about
Speaker 1: that about the whole show. So years ago, when after
Speaker 1: I did Parental Discretion, I was hired by Pop Sugar.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Pop Sugar still a website? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, but I did try to get hired there. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I got hired to play a part and I
Speaker 1: remember being so argumentative about it because it paid hardly anything.
Speaker 1: I had to go drive to like Palas Verdes, and
Speaker 1: it was like a mom's skit, like a skit I
Speaker 1: sound like now, I sound like my mom. It was
Speaker 1: a sketch, but it was about like all the different types.
Speaker 1: It was kind of hack and it was like a
Speaker 1: birthday party, and it was these different types of moms.
Speaker 1: Like there was like drunken party mom, you know, and
Speaker 1: then there was the you know, a compulsive mom or
Speaker 1: rich mom. Or whatever, And I honestly can't even remember
Speaker 1: which one I was supposed to be playing, but it
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, sarcastic mom, let's just say.
Speaker 1: But then there was normal Mom, who was played by
Speaker 1: Laurie kil Martin. Okay, but one of the moms that
Speaker 1: I think might have been party mom, drunk Mom, was
Speaker 1: played by Nicky Boyer, who is the best friend who
Speaker 1: is in real life, the one who's show that is, oh,
Speaker 1: the best friend she did she co create it with
Speaker 1: the Yeah, it was her story. She made a podcast
Speaker 1: with her best friend when her best friend was still alive.
Speaker 1: They made a pot the Dying for Sex podcast was
Speaker 1: while she was still alive. So there's lots of interviews
Speaker 1: with the girl. It's great, that's very interesting. I would
Speaker 1: be interested to hear that. And she talks about a
Speaker 1: lot of these like sexcapades that she had and it's
Speaker 1: like a beautiful podcast and it's you know, of course
Speaker 1: so sad. But the whole thing is that they're trying
Speaker 1: to kind of have some levity about the fact that
Speaker 1: her friend is you know, has is terminal and like
Speaker 1: she's going to like live her life and start dating
Speaker 1: and they're gonna record it for this podcast. So anyway,
Speaker 1: years later, but I but Nikki and I got along
Speaker 1: on this on this like shoot, and we kept in
Speaker 1: touch a little bit. So like Jenny Slate was she
Speaker 1: did she read that way like she's really fun? Yeah
Speaker 1: kind of yeah. I love she's a little more together
Speaker 1: than I think the Jenny Slay character. She's not that like,
Speaker 1: she didn't seem like a mess. She seemed pretty normal
Speaker 1: and like cool and fun. But I just remember having
Speaker 1: such a great time with her, and then we wrote
Speaker 1: back and forth, you know, just a few times, like
Speaker 1: whatever happened to this stupid sketch? It never aired, like no,
Speaker 1: none of us could ever find it, and we had
Speaker 1: to fight for the money. Of course. I think I
Speaker 1: literally got paid like five hundred bucks and it was
Speaker 1: an all day shoot, bring your own wardrobe. It was
Speaker 1: seriously like twelve hours. Eventually I just said I had
Speaker 1: to go. I think I might have also been shooting
Speaker 1: for the Tea TV show at the same time, so
Speaker 1: it was like, why am I doing this? I somehow,
Speaker 1: like you know, the agent made me agree. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: we bitched about it, and then like a long time later,
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, this is your podcast. It's
Speaker 1: so good and she was very sweet, but now she
Speaker 1: doesn't follow me on Facebook or Instagram anymore. Because I
Speaker 1: was I was going to try to talk to her,
Speaker 1: but I guess she's too big for her bridges. Now,
Speaker 1: well fuck that shit. Then maybe maybe no, that's we
Speaker 1: should you should try to reach out. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had a connection to the show
Speaker 1: or the pot. You know.
Speaker 2: I had not listened to the podcast. I only heard
Speaker 2: of it from the Emmys and watch right, and I
Speaker 2: just didn't Yeah, I mean, I guess if i'd listened
Speaker 2: to that, I'm sure that makes it different. No way,
Speaker 2: Actually hearing from the woman that passed like that's huge.
Speaker 2: But something just didn't feel connected. I found myself fast
Speaker 2: forwarding through a lot of the sex stuff, like I
Speaker 2: feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was unsure.
Speaker 2: I was unsure how I felt about Rob Delaney. I
Speaker 2: like him as a human being, Like, I think he's
Speaker 2: a very interesting, cool dude, Rob Delaney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wasn't sure if I understood who he was,
Speaker 1: and this I would agree with that. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get pushed back on that. I thought it was weird.
Speaker 1: He was like a weird kind of hero because it's
Speaker 1: like he didn't really like her for her. He liked
Speaker 1: her because she was open to having like kinky sex.
Speaker 2: It seemed like, well he liked to be Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was like Edia sum, we know all the things, we've learned,
Speaker 2: the things this is. Oh by the way, shift in
Speaker 2: bord af podcast, We're now only going to be telling
Speaker 2: our own kink stories.
Speaker 1: Is that okay? Not shaming sharing?
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, he was into like being whatever, like
Speaker 2: she's the dom right, and he liked and he liked
Speaker 2: her to kick him in the balls. Yes, like you
Speaker 2: know again, not something I really definitely want to spend
Speaker 2: time with. But I know there's a lot of people
Speaker 2: out there that love that, and I.
Speaker 1: Cannot, I mean, listen. It's an artistic choice that they make,
Speaker 1: like how much of it is important, how much of
Speaker 1: it to show, how much to make it a big
Speaker 1: part of the story, made a big part of the story? Right?
Speaker 1: That was probably but I too big for you, too
Speaker 1: big for me, too big for me to see Rob
Speaker 1: Delaney go through it. But you're right. I think that
Speaker 1: they actually think they did fall in love, though I
Speaker 1: don't know in real life. Did she fall in love
Speaker 1: with a guy during this process because in the show, okay,
Speaker 1: so they added that, so that made it better for me.
Speaker 2: So for like the frudes out there like me, it
Speaker 2: was like, well, at least she found love. That's interesting,
Speaker 2: and all that was made up where it was like
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at the end he's not really a part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Well that's because she sends him away because he's like,
Speaker 2: I'll come back tonight and she's like please, don't you know.
Speaker 2: It was so sad and he was so good, like
Speaker 2: when he cried, I you know, I felt it. But
Speaker 2: I'm also watching The Morning Show that's the new season's
Speaker 2: back at it, and I am kind of hate watching
Speaker 2: it because half of it, I love, half of it
Speaker 2: is some of the worst acting I've ever freaking seen.
Speaker 1: So I'm still Jenna Aniston. Yeah, she's good.
Speaker 2: She's fine. Reese Wetherspoon's fine. They're they're not using her enough.
Speaker 2: You know who I love is Billy crut Up mm hmm.
Speaker 2: He's really good in this. But I just there's some
Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna name names, but there are a
Speaker 2: few people where I'm like, this is just unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That they watch the dailies of this and let it
Speaker 1: go on. I guess you can't who. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say, because I don't all get in trouble. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. It's just you'll see for yourself.
Speaker 2: You guys, watch it when you when you watch it,
Speaker 2: you're gonna see there's one person in particular. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna give you a gender. You're gonna know, and they
Speaker 2: have a pretty big part. And it's not good. It's
Speaker 2: just like, this is kind of excruciating, and I feel
Speaker 2: as consumers we deserve better.
Speaker 1: So who do we write to? Let's write some strongly
Speaker 1: worded letters, snail mail we could call let's nail mail.
Speaker 1: If that's something that you like. If that's a word
Speaker 1: you like, I've put it back on you.
Speaker 2: We had another topic that I bet you forgot about,
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Speaker 1: You know that might be for next that might be
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Speaker 2: I have three Becky Bears T shirts. She makes them custom.
Speaker 1: You can design your own for whatever you're doing, put
Speaker 1: your name on the back, which I did, which I love,
Speaker 1: and she makes them where you can just look at
Speaker 1: her page Basic Becky or go to her website just
Speaker 1: Basicbecky dot com. And also I want to put a
Speaker 1: plug for a charity that I think is desperately needed
Speaker 1: right now, and that is the ACLU. And in honor
Speaker 1: of Randy may Ames, please please give a donation to
Speaker 1: the ac LU so that they can fight for our rights.
Speaker 1: Things are bad right now. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know that. And the ACLU is taking it to the
Speaker 1: courts there and they need money.
Speaker 2: Yes you guys, and be in a world of crazy,
Speaker 2: be a Randy Mayames. That's our new outro. But also
Speaker 2: we love you, we think, thank you. Sorry, yeah we're blight.
Speaker 1: Bye.