Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me and it's Cecily,
Speaker 1: and we are coming to you live. No what if
Speaker 1: we were, we're talking. We're doing the cat. We're continuing
Speaker 1: on our cast roast from last week. You heard part
Speaker 1: of it last week, and now we're back at it
Speaker 1: with another eight of these beautiful ladies. How are you
Speaker 1: feeling about the ladies so far? It's been a week
Speaker 1: since people heard our last cast ros.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, even because we are we're stacking these
Speaker 2: Let's just be honest. We could have talked about someone
Speaker 2: that we're saying we're in love with and then they
Speaker 2: could have been arrested for murder, and we can't. We
Speaker 2: don't know that yet, right, So it's possible that we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we love this one and then you know she's no.
Speaker 2: Just just bear with us.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have that would have already
Speaker 1: happened by now, and correct me if you think I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But doesn't it seem like the ones that end up
Speaker 1: coming out as being problematic usually are the men?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, I sorry, I jumped ahead. I apologize.
Speaker 2: I looked at Dina and I got I got distracted
Speaker 2: by her out. Yes, uh, yes, I okay, here's a
Speaker 2: little fun fact.
Speaker 1: M h.
Speaker 2: When I turned thirty years old, I threw a party
Speaker 2: for myself, as I often do. Stephanie was there and
Speaker 2: I wore for some reason, orange leather pants and that
Speaker 2: boostie that she's wearing a mine was not in red.
Speaker 2: It was in brown because everybody loves a brown boostie.
Speaker 2: And I literally and that's what I wore. I don't.
Speaker 2: I got it at the Beverly Center. Mall uh huh,
Speaker 2: I'm not joking it it looked. I mean, I can
Speaker 2: show you a picture. It had those little what do
Speaker 2: you call him? The clasps the way down like that. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was not great. The jeans were so low rise.
Speaker 2: They were orange leather jeans that were like low rise
Speaker 2: to were it's like full on butt crack and they
Speaker 2: kind of fire to the bottom stile back then, Yes,
Speaker 2: and I still have them. The only reason that I
Speaker 2: wouldn't wear them now I like the little flare. I
Speaker 2: just can't you know, there's no there's no world in
Speaker 2: which genes should be that low down, uh huh, And
Speaker 2: that should never happen again, not first, not for a
Speaker 2: little petite, short girl. Like, you can't. You can't make
Speaker 2: your legs that short. Let me just give you my
Speaker 2: listen my life to your life. You're living it. You're
Speaker 2: out there. Low rise jeans are going to come back.
Speaker 2: Everything comes back. Everything's cyclical, right, it's going to come back.
Speaker 2: Don't do it. I'm just gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you something else. They're going to try
Speaker 2: to wax your eyebrows off again. Say no to that.
Speaker 2: They will never grow back.
Speaker 1: No, they won't.
Speaker 2: Can't pencil them in. I don't think the microblading really works.
Speaker 2: Just like, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Whenever I go get my brows done. First of all,
Speaker 1: my or brow lady is always like, why why did
Speaker 1: you pluck so much in the oldies? Because now I
Speaker 1: have no eyebrows, And she'll fain that I plucked in between,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I didn't pluck. I never pluck,
Speaker 1: Like this is.
Speaker 2: Just never again in twenty years, because I now I'm terrified.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so I'm just saying, and now I don't
Speaker 2: know why I thought of it. Well, I thought of
Speaker 2: that because this boosta, which is not good. It's something
Speaker 2: that I wore although my boobs were not out like
Speaker 2: that mine didn't have the same neckline.
Speaker 1: I guess you could say, well, there's something with and listen,
Speaker 1: no shade. Everybody has fake boobs now, but there's something
Speaker 1: with fake boobs. Wait what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Everyone has fake boobs now? Yeo, like most people have
Speaker 1: fake boobs. I'd say that don't have neck that don't
Speaker 1: actually have big boobs.
Speaker 2: You don't see a ton I mean, wait, you mean
Speaker 2: most people that are famous? You mean most people in
Speaker 2: the world, Like, what would you say?
Speaker 1: A lot of people have fake boobs? I don't know.
Speaker 1: But whenever I'm getting my my boob check, you know
Speaker 1: what do you call it? My mammo, grandma, maam, they
Speaker 1: always say like, do you have implants? And I say nope,
Speaker 1: and they always gasp They're like what because we live
Speaker 1: in Los Angelos? Okay, all right, most people in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles have fake boobs? Well maybe, I guess, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, no, if that's what she wanted to
Speaker 1: do at the age of thirty one, sure, why not.
Speaker 1: I think, like I said, I'm not saying any shade,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying the thing about having fake boobs is
Speaker 1: you get that, like you can see the line on top,
Speaker 1: like they don't sit the same way. So like you
Speaker 1: can wear a top like that because your boobs are
Speaker 1: just like mounds on your chest that you can just
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Yes, but you can't do
Speaker 1: like real boobs. You're gonna have a much harder time
Speaker 1: with a top like that.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of starting to think that the photoshop is
Speaker 2: doing us wrong, Like I'm not sure that that's really her,
Speaker 2: like something. It's so photoshop that it's, like I said,
Speaker 2: it looks like a painting. Like it's hard. It's really
Speaker 2: hard to like tell in her face. I mean, she
Speaker 2: could morph into Erica Jane at any moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she's Rika Jane. Yes, you're right. Okay, have
Speaker 1: you looked ahead?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, can you guess where she's from? Me?
Speaker 2: Look, no, I want to say, like New York, Texas.
Speaker 2: Now I'm looking Chicago, Chicago. She's a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She's a lawyer from Chicago. All right, So she's a
Speaker 1: smarty pants.
Speaker 2: She drives the car. I mean, that's not nothing. That's
Speaker 2: not nothing. She is she most of her best friends
Speaker 2: are either married or in a serious relationship. But she's
Speaker 2: ready to join the club. Okay, the most boring.
Speaker 1: This bothers me. Okay, she she's only thirty one years old,
Speaker 1: and it says, well, her career as an attorney has
Speaker 1: taken the front seat for most of her adult life.
Speaker 1: I mean most at exactly m most of your adult life.
Speaker 1: So you're you're almost a senior citizen.
Speaker 2: What's happening? You're not going to like one of her
Speaker 2: fun facts. When asked what your favorite style of dances,
Speaker 2: she says, Dina dancing hashtag if you know, you know,
Speaker 2: But they actually put in like I I y K
Speaker 2: y K, So Chloe, stop it, listen Lee Zoe. You
Speaker 2: don't even have to. They're like, Chloe, you don't have
Speaker 2: to be here. Phyllis is no longer with us, Bless
Speaker 2: her heart, rest in peace.
Speaker 1: Chloe, you have somebody to do this. You don't have to,
Speaker 1: and she's like hashtag if you know you know? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and they tried to find a new way
Speaker 1: to say it. Says Dina has never met anyone who
Speaker 1: is cleaner and more organized than she is, so like,
Speaker 1: do not get her in the same room with the
Speaker 1: girl who can't fold, because they're not going to get along.
Speaker 2: Cat bite, I'm a terrible folder favorable. She wishes she
Speaker 2: had more time to read for fun. Okay, Well, remember
Speaker 2: she's a lawyer, so she she is bright, right, most likely?
Speaker 1: I mean not all lawyers are bright, though, Do we
Speaker 1: know that they're all bright? Did you? Did we know?
Speaker 1: Did we just skift right over the fact that she's
Speaker 1: one of eleven siblings.
Speaker 2: I miss that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's in her bio. Well, and she likes to
Speaker 1: consider herself a little mysterious. But she's ready to let
Speaker 1: her walls down, walls down.
Speaker 2: Walls down, wells down Willstown. Yeah, Dina, I don't know
Speaker 2: about her. I don't know about her. I can't, I
Speaker 2: can't quite m.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I think I'm not for Dina.
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna I think you're gonna like the next one. Ella.
Speaker 2: She's twenty five, so she's one of very younger ones
Speaker 2: so far. She's very cute, she's adorable. They really are
Speaker 2: bringing back the fat you know it is. I mean,
Speaker 2: they are bringing back the weirdest fashion. And I'm not
Speaker 2: everyone's going to regret that. She's going to regret wearing that.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that shirt. You're kindard. I think it's
Speaker 2: like a leotard. It's very seventies leotard fashion. They're always
Speaker 2: seventies come by it by the way of nineties. It's
Speaker 2: not like real seventies, which would be looser and more bohoey.
Speaker 2: This is the nineties and that's I mean, that's that's
Speaker 2: what's here. It does not do her any favors. But
Speaker 2: she's gorgeous nonetheless.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm gonna say this, and you know this
Speaker 1: is just my opinion, by the way, but you know
Speaker 1: there was she needs something like bangs. Like the hair
Speaker 1: is too heavy. It's just I used to call it
Speaker 1: like it's hanging like a curtain, like there's nothing breaking
Speaker 1: it up. You know, it's like middle part and then
Speaker 1: just like thick hair. It's not. It's not doing her
Speaker 1: a lot of favors. She needs to break that up.
Speaker 2: I'm not I see what you're saying. I don't hate it,
Speaker 2: but I you know, listen, we're all here for our
Speaker 2: right reasons, and that's your reason is to hate on
Speaker 2: her hair.
Speaker 1: I'm not hate her hair. I'm just got her Cecily,
Speaker 1: my god. You know what I like about her?
Speaker 2: If you look at you zoom in on her smile,
Speaker 2: it's a very like a relatable smile. It's not perfect,
Speaker 2: it's not whatever, it's just like, yeah, that's just someone
Speaker 2: you could know.
Speaker 1: I agree completely with that assessment. She is a normal person. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's find out where her job is and where she's from.
Speaker 2: Right after you said that luxury travel host from Los
Speaker 2: Angeles she's like us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's just like us. She sleeps in thousand
Speaker 1: thread count sheets and flies all.
Speaker 2: Over the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like us.
Speaker 2: She's from a close knit Filipino family. Mm hmmm, so
Speaker 2: that's nice. She's got her friends all told her that
Speaker 2: Grant was her type. Oh, okay, it's nice. So that's
Speaker 2: her type. So she Oh, she just likes a really
Speaker 2: good looking, sexy pro basketball day trader.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's not like other girls. She's not like the other girls.
Speaker 2: That's she's just you know, I get it. She's different.
Speaker 1: We were so wrong about her, I know, because you're
Speaker 1: so well.
Speaker 2: We might not be we'll see. But she she prefers
Speaker 2: glamping over camping. Me to girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we thought she was just going to be
Speaker 1: really regular, and she's definitely not girl. She likes.
Speaker 2: Her favorite look was a shirt with Justin Bieber's face
Speaker 2: on it. That's we can't judge her for that though,
Speaker 2: because that's her age. Like im for me, it would
Speaker 2: be Simon Labon. But like if that were my thing,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: But would you say Cecily loved, you know, only war
Speaker 1: shirts with Simon Labon's picture on it.
Speaker 2: I would you would say Cecily was the president of
Speaker 2: the Duran Duran Dallas chapter in the eighties.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 2: And but it's you know, and by Dallas I mean Richardson,
Speaker 2: which is a suburb of Dallas. But like, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe we have to we have to amplify what we
Speaker 2: have to what's the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: Elevate?
Speaker 2: Elevate I don't know. She loves to play badminton.
Speaker 1: What is that again? Badminton. It's like it's like there's
Speaker 1: a net and you have a little thing called a shuttlecock,
Speaker 1: which has always been weirdly named, and you have a
Speaker 1: little racket and it's like a little the shuttlecock has
Speaker 1: a little rubber tip and then it's got like sort
Speaker 1: of feathers or it could be like plastic, and then
Speaker 1: you bounce it back and forth.
Speaker 2: Over the net to each other. Well, she loves to
Speaker 2: play that. Thank you for explaining that. I don't know
Speaker 2: what are we.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know about I don't know personality wise.
Speaker 1: I think she's absolutely adorable, and I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: like her. I'm not she might be. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess very excited about the next one because the
Speaker 2: next one wants to have some coffee talk with you.
Speaker 2: That's Janey. Oh yeah, that's Jay apostro by Nae. She's
Speaker 2: twenty eight and in her picture she's sitting there like
Speaker 2: she's like, it's just you and me, what do we
Speaker 2: want to talk about? She's really I mean the pose
Speaker 2: is it's amazing. I like that pretty face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got double pierced ear, pierced ears, pierced nose.
Speaker 1: She's got a poop on one nostril and a little
Speaker 1: stud on the other, which is going to tell me
Speaker 1: that she's young. But how no, twenty eight Okay. She's
Speaker 1: doing something different with her top, which I appreciate. It's
Speaker 1: like I think she might be wearing a dress. I
Speaker 1: love that. I like a halter he top though, which
Speaker 1: is real cute. That's super cute, extured and it ties
Speaker 1: like around the neck kind of thing. And her hair.
Speaker 1: She's got like little tendrils that are very cute, sort
Speaker 1: of around her face. I like her makeup.
Speaker 2: She's gorgeous and she's she's now what do you where
Speaker 2: do you think she's from?
Speaker 1: Without looking, I was going to say New York, but
Speaker 1: then I looked and I was very.
Speaker 2: Far off Colorado Spring. She's an account coordinator, so she
Speaker 2: has like a real job for now.
Speaker 1: For now, she's a former overseas basketball pro.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Okay, this could be great or not, but
Speaker 2: she's done it. I mean, I like her saying you
Speaker 2: met her shit. Yeah, but she's okay. I like that
Speaker 2: for her. She she wants a charismatic man who will
Speaker 2: restore her faith in love. So maybe she has a
Speaker 2: little trauma dump coming from cheating or something. She's funny.
Speaker 1: Like that. Mm hmmm. She taught her the true meaning
Speaker 1: of selfless, unconditional love. So I think we're going to
Speaker 1: find out maybe single mom who worked really hard and
Speaker 1: was a great role model and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Her love language is FaceTime. Now that confuses me. That
Speaker 2: confuses me. It's not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like quality time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like having face time with somebody means you're actually face
Speaker 1: to face. Oh, but it's written like face time. So
Speaker 1: is that a Chloe problem? Where do you see that?
Speaker 1: It's in her Her love language is FaceTime. Oh, I
Speaker 1: see her face time FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. I think that might have been a mistake in
Speaker 2: ai mistake. She loves taking pictures on her film camera.
Speaker 2: I like that old school.
Speaker 1: We need to just make fun of this freakin' writing,
Speaker 1: though it is too like. I get that you want
Speaker 1: to do a couple of puns, but I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: read this to you, okay. Uh. While basketball has always
Speaker 1: been Janet's first love, she's more ready than ever to
Speaker 1: leave the court behind and find the true love of
Speaker 1: her life. Will her connection with Grant be a slam dunk?
Speaker 1: Let the games begin? Like stop, This isn't like a
Speaker 1: showcase for how many fucking puns you can write.
Speaker 2: Those are the bots. They're coming for all of us.
Speaker 2: By the way, I should have led with this, but
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with rose prigs or anything.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I will not get into a weaimo. A
Speaker 2: lot of my friends. In fact, my friends took it
Speaker 2: home from a dinner party the other night they ordered
Speaker 2: a Weaimo. Those are the driverless cars. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: gonna say about them in your town. They drove it
Speaker 2: and they took video the whole You know, everyone's excited
Speaker 2: about the first Weimo. Well, I just saw a story
Speaker 2: that a Weimo refused to drop a past to draw
Speaker 2: off at the airport. It was at La I believe lax.
Speaker 2: It started doing these like not wheelies, because that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's just a car. But it started just circling the
Speaker 2: air It just started circling a parking lot and the
Speaker 2: guy and it locked the guy in. He couldn't there's
Speaker 2: supposed to be an over like a you can push
Speaker 2: it kill button. Yeah, couldn't kill it. Couldn't like stop
Speaker 2: it because if you push a button, it's supposed to
Speaker 2: pull over safely. It wasn't doing that and the doors
Speaker 2: were locked. So he had to call customer service and
Speaker 2: they couldn't do it. And it's a history and they
Speaker 2: said they finally did. Obviously he's not still circling. What
Speaker 2: if he was?
Speaker 1: What if you're like he's still there, he said, ending
Speaker 1: like you're like your crazy snake story where and then
Speaker 1: the snake started sizing her up.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but it was on CBS News and it's
Speaker 2: the headline was man almost misses his flight because WEIMO
Speaker 2: will not drop him off. Wow, say listen, like look,
Speaker 2: I know it's the future, this is where we are whatever,
Speaker 2: but my point is like AI this bio and we're fucked.
Speaker 2: That's all. That's all.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's really scary, though, I now did I did
Speaker 1: they get them out?
Speaker 2: They finally like were able to override the system, so
Speaker 2: they had to like get tech support. Yeah, they get
Speaker 2: the nerds, you know, get a nerd on it.
Speaker 1: Imagine if they had to like get you know, one
Speaker 1: of those like the police, like it became like a
Speaker 1: police chase and they had to get like those metal
Speaker 1: like they had to pop the.
Speaker 2: Car's tires or they had to like trick it into
Speaker 2: thinking like it had a girlfriend. We can't like way mo, Hey, hey,
Speaker 2: hey look at this. And they put like eyelashes on
Speaker 2: a different way mo, and it kind of calms.
Speaker 1: Into bw bug wema wamo. Yeah and it's.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's like yeah, and then they are able
Speaker 2: to like do the kill switch. But they really had
Speaker 2: to like distract the shit.
Speaker 1: Like god, that's crazy, I know, but this is it.
Speaker 2: This is all like tied together because I'm telling you
Speaker 2: we're in a new era.
Speaker 1: Is this gonna be one of those things? Is this
Speaker 1: guy going to be like, listen, it's not going to
Speaker 1: stop me from taking way mo. This is the future.
Speaker 1: Just like those people that get like attacked by their
Speaker 1: chimp and then they go back. I still love chimps.
Speaker 2: Right in my fall, I gave them heroin my bad mistake.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, so what's her last She has
Speaker 2: a rose tattoo on her right forearm? Coincidence? Hmmm, that's
Speaker 2: what they wrote. They literally wrote coincidence. H m M
Speaker 2: dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hate that. I mean he kind
Speaker 1: of touch? Are they like?
Speaker 2: Nobody gives a shit? We don't give a shit. And
Speaker 2: that's the name of our podcast is rose Pricks.
Speaker 1: Like, how many people don't have a rose tattoo at
Speaker 1: this point? Come on, exactly exactly. It's not a coincidence.
Speaker 1: It means nothing. Stop. That's crazy. Uh, I do we are?
Speaker 2: We do?
Speaker 1: We like? I like her and I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's very cool that she was a pro
Speaker 1: basketball player that takes a lot. Yeah, that's amazing. LB
Speaker 1: played basketball in high school and then she dropped out
Speaker 1: and she wanted to be a cheerleader. And I was
Speaker 1: always like, that's crazy. You were the person people were cheering,
Speaker 1: or why do you want to do that? Why do
Speaker 1: you want to be a cheerleader?
Speaker 2: You could be you're in high school and you're you know,
Speaker 2: it's just a whole different. But I so agree with you.
Speaker 2: I love that you said that because I told you
Speaker 2: I had that story. Well was it this episode that
Speaker 2: we were just talking about Dan Duran? I was so
Speaker 2: obsessed with Dran Duran, Like it was, you know, becoming
Speaker 2: a little bit of an issue, like collecting to like
Speaker 2: collecting every B side, every import, every poster and Tiger Beat,
Speaker 2: which was a magazine that we had when we were young. Right,
Speaker 2: for those who don't know they did.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you this?
Speaker 2: They had? They had this story that someone wrote for
Speaker 2: Tiger Beat magazine that was like listen. It was geared
Speaker 2: towards like sixth to eighth graders girls like me, and
Speaker 2: it said, you know, like maybe focus more on like
Speaker 2: becoming like why don't you learn to play the guitar?
Speaker 2: Like it's super cool that you love these people you're
Speaker 2: in love with these men, specifically men. I mean, although
Speaker 2: we did all love Madonna, right, so like we had
Speaker 2: some role models like that, but yeah, it was like,
Speaker 2: why don't you become the bro you do it? And
Speaker 2: that always stuck with me, even though I already wanted
Speaker 2: to be like an actress. It was its own problem,
Speaker 2: but it was really like yeah, yeah, And then I
Speaker 2: realized late in life that Gloria Steinem has a quote
Speaker 2: like we are becoming the husbands we thought we wanted
Speaker 2: or something like that, and I always that always was like, God,
Speaker 2: somebody from Tiger Beat was really trying to like do
Speaker 2: us as solid, like calm down with the cheering, fucking
Speaker 2: do the thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, agreed.
Speaker 2: How many other podcasts are going to talk about Tiger
Speaker 2: Beat and Glorious Times in the same breath? Not a
Speaker 2: lot men, and a lot of them will reality, Steve
Speaker 2: will No, not. She would move on to Juliana.
Speaker 1: Juliana is twenty eight and she has a very pretty smile.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't like the way she's leaning. That
Speaker 2: is going to be bad for her back.
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you know she didn't doesn't have her
Speaker 1: didn't have scoliosis.
Speaker 2: I don't know that, but it better be in a
Speaker 2: fun fact, she has a nose ring as well. My
Speaker 2: daughter does too. I think she might be a little
Speaker 2: bit of trouble though. She's she's a masshole. Ah and
Speaker 2: again AI use the word bubbly and bubbly outgoing. Literally
Speaker 2: they just changed the order last time it was outgoing bubbly.
Speaker 2: This is insane.
Speaker 1: So these people, these writers Phyllis Chloe, They've lost their jobs.
Speaker 1: They've lost their freaking jobs, their their way of life
Speaker 1: because of AI. Yep, this is and.
Speaker 2: Chloe for us.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why, but this is really disturbing.
Speaker 1: It's like they have somebody look it over, but they
Speaker 1: don't really pay them much. They're like, well, I still
Speaker 1: want to do it. I I'll do the job for free.
Speaker 1: And they're like, well you can look it over. I guess.
Speaker 1: But like we're good now. I like, I don't hate.
Speaker 2: She comes from a very big Italian family. Her parents
Speaker 2: were high schools hearts. I like all that. And it
Speaker 2: says she was raised on Frank Sinatra music. So I'm
Speaker 2: getting a little Lady Gaga a star's born vibes ooh yeah,
Speaker 2: just from that weirdly, and she also wants you know,
Speaker 2: she's not afraid of heights, but she has no interest
Speaker 2: in jumping off something high. So she's like, I'm not scared,
Speaker 2: I just don't feel like it. And I like that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you skipped her first fun fact though,
Speaker 1: which is really one of the most fun facts that
Speaker 1: you're going to find in people's fun facts, which is
Speaker 1: which is she wants to own a dog friendly bar
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 2: Come to Los Angeles. The grocery stores are dog friendly.
Speaker 2: I told you I saw a rottweiler at Nordstrom off leash,
Speaker 2: So get back to me when I mean, we're just
Speaker 2: it's just off the rails.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the time that I was
Speaker 1: at the mall I was eating If you ever go
Speaker 1: to the Tapanga mall, there's a California Pizza Kitchen in.
Speaker 2: The middle of many many of which are closing. By
Speaker 2: the way, the one on Hollywood is closed. Oh really
Speaker 2: after like decades. Oh I love CPK too.
Speaker 1: Well. Anyway, I would say there having lunch. This is
Speaker 1: a few couple of years ago with my friend and
Speaker 1: somebody was walking their dog. We were sitting like right
Speaker 1: near the window so you could see like and somebody will,
Speaker 1: you know, the window of the store into the mall anyway,
Speaker 1: somebody's walking their dog. Their dog stopped and took a
Speaker 1: poop on the floor right outside the window of CPK.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're inside, and then they had to,
Speaker 1: you know, lean down and like clean up dog poop
Speaker 1: in the mall. Oh, I see it all the time.
Speaker 2: I saw that at North from two, a Yorky lifted
Speaker 2: its leg peed on like a shoe. I'm like a
Speaker 2: shoe sole, yeah, for real. And everyone's like sometimes people
Speaker 2: just leave it. They're like, oh, somebody else will deal
Speaker 2: with that. Now we are in the wild, wild West.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying. What did we overall think of Juliana. I
Speaker 2: think she's cute. I think she's really cute. I think
Speaker 2: that the fact that she wants to have a dog
Speaker 2: friendly bar.
Speaker 1: She listen, she's trying to do things the right way,
Speaker 1: you know. She's not like, hey, just bring your dog
Speaker 1: to a bar, be entitled, do whatever you want. You're
Speaker 1: the customer, you can bring your dogs. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: I want to own a place that's like it's.
Speaker 2: It's run by dogs, bartended by dogs, owned by dogs.
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking around all dogs.
Speaker 1: All these.
Speaker 2: Are wacks dogs and different breeds do different things. So
Speaker 2: you got your beagles obviously those are just I don't
Speaker 2: know what they do. Oh, they're the they're the cleaners.
Speaker 2: They just eat whatever's left. M hmm, drink. Who would
Speaker 2: the bartenders be? You got your mastiffs. Those are the bouncers,
Speaker 2: oh for sure. And they're but they're nice, like they're
Speaker 2: you know nice. They put on a little bit of
Speaker 2: a show. Bartenders. Maybe it's got to be a smart
Speaker 2: it's got to they gotta be smart and quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they care not golden retrievers, because they're just
Speaker 1: going to be given away the house. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: that's two, I'll give you two shots. Make it.
Speaker 2: They're the hype they're the hype men there. They run
Speaker 2: the karaoke or the golden and the labs. I don't
Speaker 2: know who the bartender is. It's got to be somebody
Speaker 2: who can kind of trick you. I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: like a like a Boston terrier. Oh like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to fuck with you. I'm smart, i can
Speaker 2: get whatever, I can get it done, but I'm not
Speaker 2: that interested in you, right, I like that?
Speaker 1: All right? Next up.
Speaker 2: We have Kelsey, who is absolutely stunning. Her picture, my
Speaker 2: first thought is like, holy shit, she looks a little
Speaker 2: bit like.
Speaker 1: Somebody that I'm trying to think in the face.
Speaker 2: Is just outrageously gorgeous, beautiful, curly hair. She's I mean,
Speaker 2: I love her. What she's wearing this like pale yellow
Speaker 2: kind of just draped shirt or whatever it is. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: I like her smile. She's got another she's another approachable smile. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do too much with her smile.
Speaker 1: She's just like giving you, like a hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: I think she could be really good for him. She's
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn. She's an interior designer from Brooklyn. That's the
Speaker 1: first line. At the first line. She's a bubbly nan another.
Speaker 2: They're not even trying.
Speaker 1: No, they're not even checking. They're not even like going
Speaker 1: over this one time. Wow.
Speaker 2: She lives life to the fullest though there's just one
Speaker 2: piece missing dash all caps love like something like an
Speaker 2: emotionally intelligent man. Dang girl just kidding.
Speaker 1: Uh, she looks she seems wait, how old is she?
Speaker 1: She's twenty six, But she wants somebody who's emo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: emotionally intelligent, but she wants like a guy who's like
Speaker 1: ready to settle down.
Speaker 2: She wants to fun fact, she wants to study empire
Speaker 2: building under Chris Jenner. I throw I just threw up.
Speaker 2: I threw up on my microphone. I have to clean it.
Speaker 2: That's a I mean, we're really weird. So she also
Speaker 2: wants to sturd the night in an igloo someday. She's
Speaker 2: all over the place. That's so weird. She loves to
Speaker 2: spend her summers in Martha's Vineyard, so she's already doing that.
Speaker 2: So she must come from a lot of money, I guess.
Speaker 2: Or she's a successful interior designer who's also a social
Speaker 2: media influencer, because look at her.
Speaker 1: But at twenty six, she's summering and Martha's vineyard with
Speaker 1: her own money. No, no, she's not. That's her parents,
Speaker 1: right right. Yeah, she's a pick for me just based
Speaker 1: on her physicality. I think she's definitely she's definitely not
Speaker 1: going home night one.
Speaker 2: You're so superficial, I know she's as.
Speaker 1: Okay, so so far from last week, we've got Alexi
Speaker 1: and we have Kelsey. I kind of like this basketball player.
Speaker 1: But okay, I like her too, all Right, and we
Speaker 1: like that other girl, Carolyne Carolina.
Speaker 2: I'm in love with Carolina. Yeah, Carolina might be our Maria.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, do you remember if we liked Maria just
Speaker 1: based on her I think we did.
Speaker 2: I think we did. We totally did, because.
Speaker 1: She's from Canada and you really really liked her. And
Speaker 1: I said, she can't win because she's from Canada.
Speaker 2: Remember that turns out she just can't win because she
Speaker 2: was just like too she was just too good for it.
Speaker 2: I mean not because not in a sarcastic way, like
Speaker 2: you know, she was too much woman for Joey, that's
Speaker 2: for sure. That's right. It was Joey. For some reason,
Speaker 2: I was thinking it was Zach. I'm sure she would
Speaker 2: have left. She would have walked out the door the
Speaker 2: first day. Sorry she was you were You really liked her,
Speaker 2: you picked her, and I said, I really like her too,
Speaker 2: But she can't win because of the newer Canada thing.
Speaker 2: But that is interesting. We are very good.
Speaker 1: Something people need to keep in mind is when we're talking,
Speaker 1: we know what we're talking about, like, we get it.
Speaker 1: So you might think, oh, we're just making snap judgments,
Speaker 1: but our instincts are so right on.
Speaker 2: Oh speaking of which our next one is kylie k
Speaker 2: y l e I g H twenty six. Oh, she's trouble,
Speaker 2: and I don't mean that in a good way. She's
Speaker 2: going to be She's going to be a nightmare. Interesting. Okay,
Speaker 2: why do we say this. She's a retail mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 2: She's like a she's southern, right, let's just see where
Speaker 2: she's North Carolina retail manager. So she's she's one of
Speaker 2: those ladies I worked for when I worked at the
Speaker 2: Limited in Dallas when I was in high school. And
Speaker 2: she's like, we need to try to wear some different
Speaker 2: outfits when we come to work because this is not
Speaker 2: working for us. We're trying to sell these clothes. So
Speaker 2: we need to check your bag when you leave, because
Speaker 2: there's not gonna say you. I'm not saying you're stealing,
Speaker 2: but some people do. Still they'll say not steal. Still,
Speaker 2: some people stealing stealing, So we need to see. We
Speaker 2: need to just make sure because sometimes those are earrings,
Speaker 2: they can just fall right in. Okay, you need to
Speaker 2: make sure.
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna need you to do. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and have to get a clear bag. We
Speaker 1: have to have clear bags.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's probably the one that came up with it.
Speaker 2: Now they say we don't have to do the clear
Speaker 2: bag policy, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
Speaker 2: That's just how I like to run my store.
Speaker 1: M hm. So.
Speaker 2: And she's a Southern charmer with a huge heart, sweet personality.
Speaker 1: She's always like, honey, I just talked to corporate and
Speaker 1: they're gonna they want to have a zoom with you
Speaker 1: after work today, So just go on home and call.
Speaker 1: I'll send you the link.
Speaker 2: She's gonna put all her faith in this journey with
Speaker 2: no regrets. She might be the nicest person in the world. Actually,
Speaker 2: she has a mini Golden Doodle. She like surfing and
Speaker 2: pickleball and pickleball and you like it. She lived in
Speaker 2: Uganda for four months. Okay, that's fucking cool. Okay, so
Speaker 2: I switched my unless Is it possible? Though, She's yeah,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, is it possible? It's like a
Speaker 2: religion thing, very possible.
Speaker 1: Her favorite movie is Pearl Harbor.
Speaker 2: Guys, hold on, how often is this gonna happen? I?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I when I was at CAZy La, when I was
Speaker 2: doing mornings is a radio show here? Dumb you know whatever.
Speaker 2: I we got flown. I've talked about this, but we
Speaker 2: got our morning show team got flown to Hawaii for
Speaker 2: the premiere of Pearl Pearl Harbor. That's where I had
Speaker 2: to interview Ben Affleck on a ship and he was
Speaker 2: not having it. You went to rehab like three days later.
Speaker 2: He couldn't look anyone in the eye, like he hated
Speaker 2: us so much. And it's a terrible movie. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's literally I believe it's Michael Bay. It's like maybe
Speaker 2: one of the worst movies ever made. And it's her
Speaker 2: favorite movie, this girl, of all the movies of the decades.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's just at least start with like the twenties,
Speaker 2: the thirties when we started like talkies. Okay, so like
Speaker 2: all the way back we did Wizard of Oz, Casablanca.
Speaker 1: Go back.
Speaker 2: Let's say you don't want to do that. Let's say
Speaker 2: you want to win Harry met Sally or something, you know,
Speaker 2: fun Saturday Night Fever from the seventies. No, Pearl Harbor,
Speaker 2: the two thousand and one flop, which was horrendous, her favorite.
Speaker 2: I can't this now. I'm like, I'm genuinely trip. I
Speaker 2: cannot stand her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, wells out, No, we're not on
Speaker 1: Kelsey Kylie.
Speaker 2: This. Can I say one more thing about this? This
Speaker 2: reminds me of this girl. I've also told you this
Speaker 2: story where I when I was working on this, she
Speaker 2: was very not right. So we were both working at
Speaker 2: a production company and our desks like faced each other,
Speaker 2: and she was very Yeah. I think she was an intern.
Speaker 2: She's very pretty and kind of like in, but she
Speaker 2: was like interning in between cheerleading camp and stuff. And
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, she's trying to get in to be
Speaker 2: a cheerleading camp leader or something. She had to fill
Speaker 2: out this thing. And so there's one of the questions.
Speaker 2: She was like, my favorite movie Cecily or she called
Speaker 2: me Cicily because she never less Cicily. What's my favorite movie?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I honestly, only you can know that.
Speaker 2: Why don't you think back at movies that you've liked
Speaker 2: and just write down one of those. And she goes, okay, Michael,
Speaker 2: the John Travolta movie where he plays an angel, Michael,
Speaker 2: what's her favorite movie? This is giving me those vibes
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, She's like, it's unfucking forgive I can't
Speaker 2: handle it.
Speaker 1: You know what's so crazy though about this season, so
Speaker 1: far from what we've what we've looked at on here,
Speaker 1: is that all of these women, every single one is
Speaker 1: so pretty that like we can't even just go, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's going home.
Speaker 2: Night One's shots that we can't tell. We just can't tell.
Speaker 1: I'm just worried. I'm worried that they're all that it's
Speaker 1: going to be personality based and he's not gonna have
Speaker 1: time to like learn their personalities night one, so we're
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see your point, But she's just she's a
Speaker 2: no for me. God doesn't mean she's a no for
Speaker 2: him exactly. I guess we'll see, we'll see how charming
Speaker 2: she is in real life, but for us, yeah, not
Speaker 2: going too more. Okay, li Lisha Lydia. She's cute. I
Speaker 2: love her little sweater love I like her whole look.
Speaker 1: Okay, this girl is adorable. She is also wearing a
Speaker 1: leotard top. But I'm gonna I tell you what's different
Speaker 1: about it. It's gray. It's a really pretty color. Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's absolutely stunning. She's got beautiful teeth. She I love
Speaker 1: her jewelry.
Speaker 2: When we do this, I feel like we're like looking
Speaker 2: at horse. We're like doing a horse show, like pulling
Speaker 2: their thing down. Mm HMM's good, good gait.
Speaker 1: I like her hair. She has beautiful hair. She's very understated.
Speaker 1: She looks she has very intelligent and kind eyes. Yes,
Speaker 1: she does have that.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a Neil Simon thing. You have kind eyes.
Speaker 1: If I don't know anything about her.
Speaker 2: Though, so like she's a venture capitalist from Salt Lake City,
Speaker 2: so she's smart.
Speaker 1: Wow, m how often are you going to see that
Speaker 1: in the contestant.
Speaker 2: From The Bachelor. Okay, I'm gonna just we'll come. He's
Speaker 2: like a day trader. I'm loving her because one of
Speaker 2: her fund facts and we're going to go back to
Speaker 2: the bio. Okay, one of her fun facts is she
Speaker 2: loves being outside but hates all caps hiking. True loads
Speaker 2: it girl, me too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I like you.
Speaker 2: I like you as much as I dislike the last one.
Speaker 2: I like you so much. She loves sports.
Speaker 1: She likes watching baskets front Runner for me. It says
Speaker 1: just like Grant. She loves sports and she enjoys basketball, football,
Speaker 1: and water polo, riding horses. It is a huge fan
Speaker 1: of the board game Clue. Oh, she's adorable, even though
Speaker 1: she feels that playing it is not her strongest suit.
Speaker 1: That's funny because she's being self deprecating about something so stupid.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, okay, or maybe she's saying, like, because
Speaker 2: I like playing board games, but I do not care
Speaker 2: if I win. Actually, there's nothing I hate more than
Speaker 2: a bad winner, you know, Like, yeah, like, I don't
Speaker 2: like those. I've always hated that h and I just
Speaker 2: don't like it, and I don't understand the point. Like
Speaker 2: I was on New Year's Eve, we a little group
Speaker 2: of friends got together and we played Boulder Dash, and
Speaker 2: I was just like, it's more fun to just make
Speaker 2: fun of the game. And you know, somebody who's like
Speaker 2: reading me the rules, and I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Just tell me as I go. I rightly don't believe
Speaker 2: in like board game rules. I play Monopoly the way
Speaker 2: I fucking play it, right, and it has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with the way they tell me to play it.
Speaker 2: I just buy I like steelhouses, I throw houses of people,
Speaker 2: sexual favors are traded. I just like, don't you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Yeah, but I like so I like
Speaker 2: that She's not competitive. She likes to play the game,
Speaker 2: but she's not going to be like in your face
Speaker 2: Missus Robinson, missus White or whatever. Then you know with
Speaker 2: the candlestick, mister Colonel Mustard, She's not like that, right.
Speaker 1: So she's she's saying, like, listen, I'm chill, I'm not
Speaker 1: cutthroats all that. We're going to have a good time, right.
Speaker 1: I like her so much. I like her, we like
Speaker 1: reach out to her. Yeah, sure, I mean, how hard
Speaker 1: is it to find somebody named Lydia that spells it
Speaker 1: l I t I ah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think she's probably under contract at this point,
Speaker 2: but I'm loving her. She's a front runner, we hope. Okay.
Speaker 2: And then lastly, hmm, is Natalie Natalie Twin? That sure
Speaker 2: is from what's the place when we were just in
Speaker 2: the mall the other day that I said, I wanted
Speaker 2: to go look into our.
Speaker 1: Ritzia? Yeah? Is that it is?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: How you say it? Yes? It is?
Speaker 2: That is where that shirt is from, because I think
Speaker 2: I looked at it.
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting, it's cute. It's a little bit like the
Speaker 1: top of a very demure wedding dress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would I would say a better a different
Speaker 2: color maybe but she can pull it off. She's a
Speaker 2: very cute, doesn't have to try hard. Twenty nine year old,
Speaker 2: she's twenty five, twenty five. I'm sorry I saw that
Speaker 2: on twenty five. She's young, she's very young, and she's
Speaker 2: a student, but she's a PhD student from Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 2: She's ready to find the passionate love she's always dreamed of.
Speaker 2: This is so ugh, it's so ai. It's thank God
Speaker 2: for the fun facts God. I can't read to take
Speaker 2: risks and ready now more than ever to take a
Speaker 2: leap of faith, which they've said we've skipped it. But
Speaker 2: I've seen the word faith and I always look like
Speaker 2: I always hone in on that, and then it's it's
Speaker 2: leap of faith to find they've used that like ten times.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no what uh oh.
Speaker 1: She's not bubbly.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she's not outgoing, she's not gonna win. She's
Speaker 2: not bubbly.
Speaker 1: She does have a sweet rescue pop named Tuck.
Speaker 2: I like that she can which my dog is pacing,
Speaker 2: but that's okay, mine is barking. Yeah, we're going to
Speaker 2: take care of that in a second.
Speaker 1: She enjoys sports, watching Row They all love romance movies.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's not a breakfast person. Did you know that.
Speaker 2: She's not a breakfast person. I'm with her on that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. She's just not getting up early. Right.
Speaker 2: The love language is gift giving. Now, before you think
Speaker 2: that's so sweet, that means she loves receiving gifts, right
Speaker 2: as well? What is your love language?
Speaker 1: I think mine is quality time. I think mine is too.
Speaker 2: I think when we first talked about it the first time,
Speaker 2: I'm like all of them, but I don't the way
Speaker 2: I give is compliments.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I think that's a love language I give. I don't
Speaker 2: give a lot of gifts. Yeah, I think it's but
Speaker 2: I want all of the things right now. I think
Speaker 2: quality time is like number one, and then like physical
Speaker 2: I think I kind of shoved physical time like oh cares,
Speaker 2: but now I'm kind of back.
Speaker 1: Into physical touch. Okay, anybody's asking so okay. And she's
Speaker 1: also a Seattle Seahawks fan.
Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's get in there. We're getting to believe
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Speaker 2: We're going to make the most of it. We don't
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so do do we want to really quick say
Speaker 1: who our pick are from this batch of ladies? Sure,
Speaker 1: I think we both are loving Lydia or Alicia. However
Speaker 1: she says her name, okay, that would that be our
Speaker 1: number one? I'm gonna say Lesia. Yeah, she's definitely number one.
Speaker 1: Definitely not Kylie.
Speaker 2: Oh also Kelsey, I mean just based on her her looks,
Speaker 2: she's amazing and I like a lot of things about her.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, yeah from this batch, yeah, from this batch.
Speaker 1: That from this patch. I think we we liked Kelsey,
Speaker 1: but we did not like yeah her stuff. So our
Speaker 1: favorite from this patch, I think we agree is Lydia
Speaker 1: or Leicia or Licia. Okay, we called it all right.
Speaker 1: We will see you guys in a day or two
Speaker 1: four oh yeah, oh okay, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say, I know your mind because, by the way,
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Speaker 2: what years now. Yes, yes, so go back and listen
Speaker 2: to those episodes if you would like, but they are
Speaker 2: they are really fun interviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, thank you so much, Love you guys,
Speaker 1: See you soon.
Speaker 2: Ye bye.