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<v Speaker 1>We are back this summer the TLFX Games, a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>two person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan

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<v Speaker 1>podcast to determine King of the Cast, the greatest character

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<v Speaker 1>in Lapsed Fan history. Hello, I'm Sean Mooney. It's brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by our friends here at Garage Beer, Small

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<v Speaker 1>Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be cracking open this can with our first of sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>first round encounters. We're in the first round here and

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<v Speaker 1>it's our third matchup this week. We'll be hearing from

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<v Speaker 1>all the participants here in the TLFX Games event center,

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<v Speaker 1>and the superstars will be campaigning for your vote this

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<v Speaker 1>election season. Keep your eyes and ears peeled in the

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<v Speaker 1>coming weeks to the Lapsed Fan's X page at the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan where you will be able to vote on

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<v Speaker 1>who advances in the King of the Cast tournament. Up next,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a battle of the well endowed as Lapsed Lanny

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<v Speaker 1>Pofo squares off with Lapsed Colonel Robert Parker. Let's hear

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<v Speaker 1>first from the genius Laps Lanny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Laps Flimmy, the wrestler everyone thinks is Buffo. When

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<v Speaker 2>I get to the ring. I promise you I will

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<v Speaker 2>be smelling the back of my opponent for pooh. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking to you, Colonel Robert Parker, more like a Carnival

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<v Speaker 2>Barker Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Poetry in motion in every sense of the word is

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<v Speaker 1>laps Lanny Pofo. Let's turn it over now to the

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<v Speaker 1>southeastern part of the country, and the good colonel holding

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<v Speaker 1>cord in all white.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I'm gonna tell you right now, as Colonel

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<v Speaker 3>Robert Parker, I manage all the studs of all the stables,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm looking at everybody, and I'm looking at you,

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<v Speaker 3>Landy Poffo, and I'm thinking to myself, what in my

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<v Speaker 3>hell are you thinking? Son?

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<v Speaker 4>What's going through your mind? Are you talking about shitting Mass?

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't shitting Mass. I can say is you're for

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<v Speaker 4>the cross, and I'm gonna flip the script and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna take everybody down. I don't care if it's Very Powerfo,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care if it's Bobcondle, I don't care if

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<v Speaker 4>it's at my mama back at home. I'm coming home,

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<v Speaker 4>Cary it out fucking times.

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<v Speaker 1>Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked at the Lapsed Fan's x

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<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote

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<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.