Speaker 1: We are back this summer the TLFX Games, a thirty
Speaker 1: two person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan
Speaker 1: podcast to determine King of the Cast, the greatest character
Speaker 1: in Lapsed Fan history. Hello, I'm Sean Mooney. It's brought
Speaker 1: to you by our friends here at Garage Beer, Small
Speaker 1: Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open, and we'll
Speaker 1: be cracking open this can with our first of sixteen
Speaker 1: first round encounters. We're in the first round here and
Speaker 1: it's our third matchup this week. We'll be hearing from
Speaker 1: all the participants here in the TLFX Games event center,
Speaker 1: and the superstars will be campaigning for your vote this
Speaker 1: election season. Keep your eyes and ears peeled in the
Speaker 1: coming weeks to the Lapsed Fan's X page at the
Speaker 1: Lapsed Fan where you will be able to vote on
Speaker 1: who advances in the King of the Cast tournament. Up next,
Speaker 1: it's a battle of the well endowed as Lapsed Lanny
Speaker 1: Pofo squares off with Lapsed Colonel Robert Parker. Let's hear
Speaker 1: first from the genius Laps Lanny.
Speaker 2: It's Laps Flimmy, the wrestler everyone thinks is Buffo. When
Speaker 2: I get to the ring. I promise you I will
Speaker 2: be smelling the back of my opponent for pooh. I'm
Speaker 2: talking to you, Colonel Robert Parker, more like a Carnival
Speaker 2: Barker Well.
Speaker 1: Poetry in motion in every sense of the word is
Speaker 1: laps Lanny Pofo. Let's turn it over now to the
Speaker 1: southeastern part of the country, and the good colonel holding
Speaker 1: cord in all white.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm gonna tell you right now, as Colonel
Speaker 3: Robert Parker, I manage all the studs of all the stables,
Speaker 3: and I'm looking at everybody, and I'm looking at you,
Speaker 3: Landy Poffo, and I'm thinking to myself, what in my
Speaker 3: hell are you thinking? Son?
Speaker 4: What's going through your mind? Are you talking about shitting Mass?
Speaker 4: I ain't shitting Mass. I can say is you're for
Speaker 4: the cross, and I'm gonna flip the script and I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take everybody down. I don't care if it's Very Powerfo,
Speaker 4: I don't care if it's Bobcondle, I don't care if
Speaker 4: it's at my mama back at home. I'm coming home,
Speaker 4: Cary it out fucking times.
Speaker 1: Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
Speaker 1: August nineteenth. Keep it locked at the Lapsed Fan's x
Speaker 1: account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote
Speaker 1: on who advances to the King of the Cast.