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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Clok.

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<v Speaker 3>Parental discussion is advised mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you guys know how to make a waterbed bouncier.

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<v Speaker 4>You said spring water to it? Was that one of

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<v Speaker 4>your jokes too before? Maybe maybe now I'm judging myself

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<v Speaker 4>every joke I find, I'm like, maybe Stones said this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe Stone said there's so many.

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<v Speaker 5>There there was like one hundred and.

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<v Speaker 4>Hundred plus one hundred plus and thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Why we haven't said that one yet?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think so. I didn't think we.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we had one that had something about spring

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<v Speaker 3>in your step.

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<v Speaker 4>But he pulls out his roll the decks. Actually we

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<v Speaker 4>had six that had something to do with.

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<v Speaker 5>Spring, spring forward, spring fever, spring penis. Let me go

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<v Speaker 5>back to spring penis.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, we're back on That looks like my porn search.

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<v Speaker 5>No. I just looked up spring in the search bar

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<v Speaker 5>and nothing came up. We're clear Dad's Day will first.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go Dad's on Day Quill Episode one sixty four,

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<v Speaker 4>Dome can't figure out how to mute his mic while

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<v Speaker 4>he's coughing. I'm known, I'm dom, I'm still baby, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So we got a nice Little Sunday Evening. Stoned is exhausted.

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<v Speaker 4>Dome is probably also exhausted. I think I'm the only

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<v Speaker 4>one that hasn't traveled this weekend. I did a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of Disneyland research, if that counts for anything.

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<v Speaker 3>But are you guys are going to make that a reality?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm actually waiting. I got a I

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<v Speaker 4>scoured different ways to find some kind of discounts and

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<v Speaker 4>make things worth it. I was talking to Stone, I

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<v Speaker 4>want to do Universal, but it's just being vetoed that

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<v Speaker 4>we should probably just do Disney for now, which I'm

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<v Speaker 4>okay with because I do love Disney. It's just a

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<v Speaker 4>lot more money. But at this point it's you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I have to realize, like I have the money to

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<v Speaker 4>be able to fund that vacation, which is nice to have, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and be able to create the memories with everybody. The

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<v Speaker 4>last time I was at Disneyland, my son, who just

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<v Speaker 4>turned seventeen, was almost turning five, so it's been a

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<v Speaker 4>long time. I'm but yeah, So I got a Disney

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<v Speaker 4>card and I'm waiting for that to come in so

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<v Speaker 4>I can book it on there and get points and

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<v Speaker 4>discounts from it. It's like a so smart yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>then and you can't you can't even book your tickets

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<v Speaker 4>for Disneyland until one hundred and eighty days out anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>So that's like in the first second week of June

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<v Speaker 4>that we.

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<v Speaker 3>Can do this. You can get one of the season passes.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do the season pass and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I'm not doing that, but that's no speaking to that,

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<v Speaker 4>so I am going to do the upgrade. So back

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<v Speaker 4>in the day, they used to have fast passes, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and now they have what's called the multipe multi pass

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<v Speaker 4>right multipas, but but they have two different ones, actually three,

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<v Speaker 4>so they have a standard which only allows you to

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<v Speaker 4>do like you have to go get it every time

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<v Speaker 4>you want to do the pass, right, you have to

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<v Speaker 4>purchase it. Then they have the multi pass I can't

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<v Speaker 4>remember the term they call it, but basically, you get

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<v Speaker 4>whatever the rides listed for that pass that day. You

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<v Speaker 4>get one ride her day with that pass at a

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<v Speaker 4>time that you set, so you have to set the

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<v Speaker 4>time they make another one. But you can only buy

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<v Speaker 4>this two days before your visit and it's very limited. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>the other one I just told you about is a

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<v Speaker 4>thirty five dollars upgrade. The other one is you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have to set a time, and that's the only difference.

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<v Speaker 4>You still get to do one ride or one time

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<v Speaker 4>per ride, but you don't have to set a time.

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<v Speaker 4>You can just show up and get to the front

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<v Speaker 4>of the line. Any guesses on the jump of price

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<v Speaker 4>from thirty five to this, and you have to buy it.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to buy it two days prior. And it's

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<v Speaker 4>a very limited amount, okay, Stone. The average price is

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<v Speaker 4>between three and four hundred dollars per ticket.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, what pay for it?

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<v Speaker 4>Snorting coke off my dick for that price and sucking.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's mostly just baby formula.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Jack, we did have to second the second he

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<v Speaker 4>sniffs that that tickle feeling. I'm gonna right when you

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<v Speaker 4>look at me, you're not gonna is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Come?

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<v Speaker 5>Is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is a coke?

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<v Speaker 5>What's all over his face is a snob.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're his little fucking whiskers are gonna go in

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<v Speaker 3>your asshole.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you sneeze, Oliver? Mickey Mouse? He pulled my

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<v Speaker 5>ball hair. I don't know what else to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder why nobody tried to bribe Mickey with cheese

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<v Speaker 3>at any point in his lifetime.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's considered racist.

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<v Speaker 4>Original racism.

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<v Speaker 3>He is, he was original racism. He started off as

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking steamboat captain. Applies that mouse steamboat captain, who's

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<v Speaker 3>a mouse steamboat slavery slaves came over on steamboat, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's how that.

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<v Speaker 6>Too big.

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<v Speaker 4>Well we're here other than that, my my, I'll get

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<v Speaker 4>to the rest of my week, and then we'll turn

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<v Speaker 4>it over to you gents. But I am getting old,

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<v Speaker 4>and I found more proof of this in not a

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<v Speaker 4>way that I want. And it was so simple. So

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<v Speaker 4>we were putting my daughter, my oldest daughter, to bed,

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<v Speaker 4>and my wife's gonna read to her. So I lay

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<v Speaker 4>down on the floor waiting my turn because I have

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<v Speaker 4>to put her to bed. So if that's the term.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife reads a book and then she leaves the room.

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<v Speaker 4>I get into bed, I read a book, and then

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<v Speaker 4>she falls asleep. Go out of the room. Well, she

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<v Speaker 4>fell asleep while reading with my wife. So I go

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<v Speaker 4>to get up, and I get on my knees and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to adjust her sound machine and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden, I go to stand up and

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<v Speaker 4>I can't stand up. I can't put weight on my

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<v Speaker 4>right leg at all. I'm like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Like it hurts like right on my butt, like right

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<v Speaker 4>above my butt, and I'm thinking like sciatic right, And

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<v Speaker 4>like I hobble barely out to the living room, sit down,

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<v Speaker 4>put heat on it for a while, try stretching all

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<v Speaker 4>this other stuff. My wife has to help me to

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<v Speaker 4>the room to go to bed. The next morning, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>able to walk for enough to get it loosened up

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<v Speaker 4>and I go see a chiropractor. So it was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess it was my sourciliatic spot in your pelvis.

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<v Speaker 4>And what he said is sometimes I can just tighten up.

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<v Speaker 4>And when it tightens up, he goes, basically, you're you're

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<v Speaker 4>done for Like your body like shuts down that area.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't put weight on your foot like you like

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<v Speaker 4>it literally just collapsed. I'm like, that's exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got all stretched and chiropractic stuff and felt

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<v Speaker 4>old as shit. But man, I also said I have

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<v Speaker 4>neck and shoulder issues because I do, and I have

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<v Speaker 4>terrible sleep habits. And he popped my neck, and oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, it felt so good the first time he did.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, did you get any tingling down your arms.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like no, and he goes, oh good, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>like wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh good.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's I did it right. Let's just do

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<v Speaker 4>the other side while we're here. Let's just get this

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<v Speaker 4>over with. But yeah, so that that was a very weird, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>very weird thing where it just like I wasn't doing

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<v Speaker 4>anything special, It wasn't doing any activities. Literally laying on

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<v Speaker 4>the floor, go to get up and somehow like pinched

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<v Speaker 4>this area of by pelvis that I can't now get up.

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<v Speaker 4>It was wild. It was wild.

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<v Speaker 3>So you haven't been able to get your pelvis up

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<v Speaker 3>for fucking months.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the problem. And that's the exact problem is because

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's not because I was doing activity, and that's

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<v Speaker 4>the problem. It has to be anyway, domb how's your weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Long? It was? It was delightful though. We had Lily's birthday,

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<v Speaker 3>So I got off of work in California a Friday

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<v Speaker 3>and drove straight to Vegas about four hours. Wasn't too bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Managed to miss traffic, which was really nice. Got to

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<v Speaker 3>Vegas and Lily had her dance competition. Her and the

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<v Speaker 3>girls that she dances with had their first dance competition

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<v Speaker 3>in Las Vegas. It was phenomenal. The girls did an

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<v Speaker 3>amazing job. I'd like to give them a big shout out.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that they're listening to this, because they're not supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be or wouldn't be to listen to this. It

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<v Speaker 3>is not safe for kids anyway, but they did. They

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<v Speaker 3>did a great job. They they all danced their hearts out,

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<v Speaker 3>some of them for the first time. It was their

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<v Speaker 3>first competition and there were a couple thousand people at

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<v Speaker 3>this thing, so it was it was nerve wracking for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Couldn't imagine being on the stage doing what they did,

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<v Speaker 3>so kudos to him. Her and two of the other

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<v Speaker 3>girls got best overall in one of their dances they

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<v Speaker 3>did in trio, and then she meddled in a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of other ones that she did so but that was

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<v Speaker 3>the one first place that she got. But it was

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<v Speaker 3>really cool, so very proud, had a really good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Pissed off a couple people. We went out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>She wanted to go to Texas Roadhouse and I had

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<v Speaker 3>sent you the text messages. There was this guy sitting

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<v Speaker 3>outside and I was like, Hey, excuse me, sir, but

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<v Speaker 3>you have some puke on your shirt. And he was

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<v Speaker 3>wearing an Ohio State Buckeye shirt and.

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<v Speaker 4>He did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy did not fucking like me, man, he did not

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy that joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious. And then, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>kudos to the guy were in the Dallas Cowboys shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Who I slammed the door in his face when he

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to walk through. I had it open. I

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<v Speaker 3>was holding the door open for a bunch of people,

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<v Speaker 3>and as this guy was walking through, I just closed

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking door right on his face. He stopped and

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<v Speaker 3>we had a good chuckle about that because he knew

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<v Speaker 3>what it was about. You know, he wasn't stupid. He

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<v Speaker 3>knew it because he was a Dallas Cowboys fan. Yeah

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<v Speaker 3>he's gay. He's wearing fucking Dallas Cowboys shirts and yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so this is good. I realized very quickly that I

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<v Speaker 3>hate being around cigarette smoke. We stayed at the Santa

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<v Speaker 3>Fe Station hotel and casino and that place way out there, miserable,

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<v Speaker 3>that place still standing did barely dude, you have the

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<v Speaker 3>very first.

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<v Speaker 4>Time I ever had Panda Express was at that hotel

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<v Speaker 4>before it before it popped off.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably the same one. Yeah, it might be probably

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<v Speaker 3>the same fucking one. It was terrible, dude. He was miserable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that place, it's I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't believe that place is still open.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty sure that they never painted it. That the color

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<v Speaker 3>of the wall has just changed from the smoke over

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<v Speaker 3>the years. Yeah, it's so gross, dude, It's so fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 3>The auditory, the auditorium, Auturnum, the auditorum, channel your inn, Nelly.

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<v Speaker 3>I did auditorium, the ballrooms that they had the actual

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<v Speaker 3>And then I came back and hit the shipload of

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like it's midnight to me, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like a glazed chocolate donuts. They got left

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<v Speaker 4>too long. That's good shit, what about you Stone?

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<v Speaker 5>The last forty eight hours for me have been pretty

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like, you know, my kids started coming down with

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny how they say that after you call.

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<v Speaker 4>I said the same thing with my daughter like a

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<v Speaker 5>Up before that, y'all couldn't just send like a group text.

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<v Speaker 5>your kid not feeling well. But yeah, I was dealing

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<v Speaker 5>and so like I dropped her out and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I felt so bad, but I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>to the airport. I had about an hour and a

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<v Speaker 5>half until we boarded, and I wrote a five page

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<v Speaker 5>paper in that time waiting at the airport, really for college.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I got on the plane, went there, spent

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<v Speaker 5>s had surgery there. I spent the night with her,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was just every two hours, like someone came

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<v Speaker 5>ahead just something. I'm like, yeah, can you can you

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<v Speaker 5>this is a hospital, like you're supposed to let people

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<v Speaker 5>they can't sleep because you're in here fucking around with shit.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't need to fuck around with you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like didn't makes sense. But I think I

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<v Speaker 3>This it's pissed off because the nurses and fucking assistants

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<v Speaker 3>are coming in to do their job to save his

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<v Speaker 3>girlfriend's life, and he's just like, bitch, they're not even

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't need shit.

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<v Speaker 5>She even yelled at them at one point, was like

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<v Speaker 5>over and she was like yeah, like I'm good, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't need anything. And she They're just like yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>and she left and just right back to sleep, and

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, right back to sleep. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>And then they came in at like four point thirty

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<v Speaker 5>and they were like, yeah, we need to like check

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<v Speaker 5>and and like they needed like she needed to up

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<v Speaker 5>and like go take a piss, and like I had

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<v Speaker 5>to get up out of the chair and move. And

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<v Speaker 5>when she went back and I laid back down, my

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<v Speaker 5>eyes were just like sclued open and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>it is five thirty in the morning, and I think

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<v Speaker 5>I went to bed at like twelve shit, and so

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<v Speaker 5>I just sat there and was like, all right, I

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<v Speaker 5>just we're just going to read about stocks and bonds.

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<v Speaker 5>And so I read thirty pages right there, and then

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<v Speaker 5>when breakfast open and went and got breakfast and sat

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<v Speaker 5>to tell you, it was like just in the nick

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<v Speaker 5>always get there early because you never know, and like legit,

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<v Speaker 5>I get there and I had about two hours before

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<v Speaker 5>we boarded, and took about twenty minutes for me to

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<v Speaker 5>get through the line. But as I got through the front,

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<v Speaker 5>there was this massive group of people that walked in

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<v Speaker 5>and I heard the lady say, hey, just let everyone

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<v Speaker 5>know who's asking about TSA in the bag check lines.

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<v Speaker 5>That it just went from twenty minutes to an hour

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<v Speaker 5>and a half, and I was like damn. And it

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<v Speaker 5>literally was like two minutes of people coming in just

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<v Speaker 5>two minutes, like it got that busy. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 5>you can you know PSA for anyone out there who

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<v Speaker 5>thinks that they don't have to get there early. Please

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<v Speaker 5>get there early. Just make sure you don't miss your flight,

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<v Speaker 5>because that shit happens. That shit happens.

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<v Speaker 3>So I seek your mom who's willing to fucking get

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<v Speaker 3>in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that too, that too, But like I had, I

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<v Speaker 5>had a bunch of extra times. So I just sat

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<v Speaker 5>there and read a whole lot more, and I got

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<v Speaker 5>a whole lot more done for some side glasses. And

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<v Speaker 5>then I tried to sleep on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm over for three right now. With the last airplanes,

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<v Speaker 5>some kid has been fucking screaming every single time. And

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I was like almost in tears. I

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<v Speaker 5>was like I could have got like a thirty minute nap.

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<v Speaker 5>I still got so much more shit to do. I

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<v Speaker 5>gotta do a test when I get home. I gotta

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<v Speaker 5>write another paper. I gotta take care of a sick kid.

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta do a podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I've running on this like four.

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<v Speaker 5>I was asleep, baby, somebody help me, somebody help me.

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<v Speaker 4>Stone just burst into the Cockpaity, like, hey, can I

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<v Speaker 4>get it in here and just take a fucking nap.

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<v Speaker 5>If somebody isn't killing fucking chat, this thing is going down.

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<v Speaker 3>In America right now that's like praying for the plane

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<v Speaker 3>to crash.

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<v Speaker 4>Take her down, Just take her down.

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<v Speaker 5>There, inner run White.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody else is definitely afraid of getting on airplanes. AJ

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<v Speaker 3>is just fucking plane hopping from one to the next,

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<v Speaker 3>Like just like plane bingo.

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<v Speaker 4>Which one of these has the female pilots. That's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>crash this that's what I want.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, it's and and now we're here, and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, the grace of God, I'm here. Like I

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<v Speaker 5>even set an alarm too. I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 5>sleep through the podcast, Like I almost passed out on

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<v Speaker 5>the couch, but I didn't. Somehow, you look tired. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't look tired too.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been it's been a weekend, jents, it's been a weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>It's good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad. Everything's doing good and everything's moving in the

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<v Speaker 4>right direction.

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<v Speaker 5>Yea, it is. She's good. Everything's good, moving in the

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<v Speaker 5>right direction, and everything is looking great good.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it.

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<v Speaker 6>I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Little note that we talked about, I think last week's

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<v Speaker 4>podcast just a quick update for those people that might

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<v Speaker 4>have watched the hockey. That was way fucking cool. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Canada won, Like like I said, it was a much

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<v Speaker 4>better game than I anticipated. I did see though, nine

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<v Speaker 4>point three million people viewers. I bet there was more people,

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<v Speaker 4>but nine point three million viewers watched that game, which

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<v Speaker 4>was literally a meaningless fucking game.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>They this is their new, the new All Star break thing.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a trophy, YadA, YadA, YadA. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>saying meaningless because we're Americans and we lost it. Just

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<v Speaker 4>literally like this this is a brand new thing. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not like the Stanley Cup. It's not like the Olympics. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>they didn't win.

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<v Speaker 3>None of the players want any money for it. They

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<v Speaker 3>didn't great, they didn't get any kind of bonus or incentive.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no there there was no standing change from it,

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<v Speaker 3>like no team or no country won any kind of

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<v Speaker 3>standing about it. There was a trophy, well there was

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<v Speaker 3>a yeah, but there was a trophy. But like what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean is is like there's no records to be

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<v Speaker 3>set yet correct. And then also how many.

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<v Speaker 5>Other countries competed in it? It was just four, just

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<v Speaker 5>four total, And they're trying to build it up like

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<v Speaker 5>a World Cup kind of a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah they might, they might.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm game with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's where I was getting at nine point

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<v Speaker 4>three million viewers. It is the largest watched hockey game

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<v Speaker 4>in over thirty years. You're talking about Stanley Cups that

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<v Speaker 4>have gone to Game sevens in those time frames, right,

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<v Speaker 4>the most watched hockey game in thirty fucking years. That's

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<v Speaker 4>how fucking good that game was. That's how much hype

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<v Speaker 4>was behind that game. And so I love to see it.

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<v Speaker 4>I love to see it for the sport. And fuck

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<v Speaker 4>you Canada, Mike, if you're listening, I love you, but

424
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<v Speaker 4>go fuck yourself, you Frenchy. Fuck yeah, so let's move on.

425
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<v Speaker 4>Fucking fucks hate Canada. I fucking hate it.

426
00:20:55.279 --> 00:20:59.880
<v Speaker 3>The only thing Canada is good for is free healthcare

427
00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:02.000
<v Speaker 3>and maple syrup.

428
00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:06.440
<v Speaker 4>Anything else, even then, I'm good with the fake great

429
00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:10.359
<v Speaker 4>value surrup. I don't need I don't need anything special.

430
00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:17.319
<v Speaker 3>I just always assumed that all maple trees came from Canada.

431
00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:21.480
<v Speaker 4>Like all Mexicans came from Mexico. Yeah right, okay, that

432
00:21:21.559 --> 00:21:22.039
<v Speaker 4>makes sense.

433
00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:24.279
<v Speaker 3>I'll give it to him. I give it to him. Look,

434
00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:27.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm an equal opportunity human or whatever that bullshit's called.

435
00:21:28.599 --> 00:21:30.200
<v Speaker 4>Your DEI is that what you're saying?

436
00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:36.799
<v Speaker 5>We might have to thank for what for plaid.

437
00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:41.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, true, maybe shout out to the plaid moose.

438
00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:44.759
<v Speaker 3>I thought the plaid. I thought the plaid would come

439
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<v Speaker 3>from overseas somewhere.

440
00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:50.680
<v Speaker 5>It probably did, like we probably did. Like I was

441
00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:54.920
<v Speaker 5>thinking about that hockey matchup, and I was like, damn,

442
00:21:55.359 --> 00:21:56.440
<v Speaker 5>talk about a throwback.

443
00:21:57.240 --> 00:21:57.440
<v Speaker 4>True.

444
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<v Speaker 3>Imagine speaking of hockey matchup and moose, could you imagine

445
00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:07.599
<v Speaker 3>a full hockey team of humans versus a full hockey

446
00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:08.279
<v Speaker 3>team of moose?

447
00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.880
<v Speaker 4>I guess depends on who the humans are.

448
00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:18.319
<v Speaker 3>To watch that Canadians and the MEAs is it MEAs moose.

449
00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:23.559
<v Speaker 4>We're called we're we're we're rename it. We're taking taking

450
00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:27.160
<v Speaker 4>that over MEAs uh. The gaggle fuck of moose is

451
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<v Speaker 4>called MEAs Yeah.

452
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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine?

453
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<v Speaker 3>Could you imagine like nine fucking giant ass moose meat

454
00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:39.599
<v Speaker 3>on the ice just plowing through fucking Canadians, dude left

455
00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:41.640
<v Speaker 3>and right. That'd be phenomenal.

456
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<v Speaker 5>It's a regular afternoon in the Yukon, It's.

457
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<v Speaker 4>Right, it's just my trick down to Ottawa.

458
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<v Speaker 3>Either. But we're gonna go down to the rink and

459
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<v Speaker 3>get toppled by some moose.

460
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<v Speaker 4>You want to come join us, fucking a But I'm in.

461
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<v Speaker 3>They have to have it somewhere because like overseas like

462
00:22:58.480 --> 00:23:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Russia and fucking the Check Republic and Germany they have

463
00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:04.920
<v Speaker 3>all these crazy ass things on late night TV of

464
00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:08.200
<v Speaker 3>like how long can one guy stand in a doorway?

465
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<v Speaker 1>And uh they got.

466
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<v Speaker 3>Like karate, they got karate, ice skating and ship you know,

467
00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.279
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah car.

468
00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:20.960
<v Speaker 5>J ship yeah, wild themselves and strangle themselves in a

469
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<v Speaker 5>car wild ship wold ship.

470
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<v Speaker 3>Just all I'm asking for is if there's anybody out

471
00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:33.359
<v Speaker 3>there from the German or Russian fucking TV publicity. You know, hey, look, syndicate, syndicate,

472
00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:37.240
<v Speaker 3>let's go put it up syndicated.

473
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<v Speaker 4>I love you, uh well from from one what what?

474
00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Go ahead?

475
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<v Speaker 4>Tell me?

476
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<v Speaker 6>No? Go ahead?

477
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<v Speaker 4>No go ahead? No no, no, no, you go first.

478
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<v Speaker 4>It's been a long time. Sounds cute.

479
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<v Speaker 3>The only are adorable?

480
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<v Speaker 5>Doc your tips. Now I'm trying.

481
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<v Speaker 4>I can't dock any further.

482
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<v Speaker 3>We would be fucked. We would be trying to dock

483
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<v Speaker 3>each other because both of our bellies would get in

484
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<v Speaker 3>the way, and then if we turned around try and

485
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<v Speaker 3>dutch rudder, neither one of us are fucking limber enough

486
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<v Speaker 3>to reach behind anymore.

487
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<v Speaker 6>So it screwed.

488
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<v Speaker 4>You have to reach behind for a Dutch rudder.

489
00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:09.359
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that what you do? You reach behind?

490
00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:11.079
<v Speaker 4>And I think that's just a reach around.

491
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<v Speaker 1>No, that's because that.

492
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<v Speaker 3>Would be me facing you though, so like I would be,

493
00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:20.400
<v Speaker 3>my chest would be against your back. Google it, Google

494
00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:21.599
<v Speaker 3>it while I do this commercial.

495
00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:23.440
<v Speaker 4>All right, go ahead?

496
00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:28.559
<v Speaker 3>Okay? Have you ever had a dog? Did they shit

497
00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:32.079
<v Speaker 3>a lot outside? Did your brat kids then play in

498
00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:35.240
<v Speaker 3>said yard, running all over the poop and tracking it inside,

499
00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:39.440
<v Speaker 3>making your carpets a mess? Well, fear no more. Get

500
00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:43.119
<v Speaker 3>yourself some hide to poops. What is a hide of poop?

501
00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:45.680
<v Speaker 3>You say, It's a hollow rock that you place over

502
00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:50.559
<v Speaker 3>the poop and pam. Poop's gone. No more issue, no

503
00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:54.319
<v Speaker 3>more shitty kids bringing poop and feet and poop feet

504
00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:57.640
<v Speaker 3>making a mess all over your carpet. The hide of

505
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<v Speaker 3>Poop's only nine to ninety nine and on Dad's on

506
00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:03.559
<v Speaker 3>DayQuil website right now you can even get it for

507
00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:06.759
<v Speaker 3>still nine ninety nine. Uh. That is h T T

508
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<v Speaker 3>P S colon forward slash forward slash l I k

509
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<v Speaker 3>l I n k t R dot e e forward

510
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<v Speaker 3>slash d A d s O n d A y

511
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<v Speaker 3>q u I l L get yours. Now, supplies will

512
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<v Speaker 3>not last forever, as they might not even be there.

513
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:25.920
<v Speaker 4>Now we have a website.

514
00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:28.160
<v Speaker 3>It's our link tree.

515
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:30.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh, our link tree. Okay, like what.

516
00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:34.759
<v Speaker 3>People can tell me these things? We stopped paid for

517
00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:35.559
<v Speaker 3>that a long time ago.

518
00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:38.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think Indias swiped it from us. And now

519
00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:39.200
<v Speaker 5>it's a call center.

520
00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:47.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh it's good stuff.

521
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:47.799
<v Speaker 5>You know, it's funny.

522
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:49.759
<v Speaker 3>You a bunch of cards extended Warran D.

523
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:52.759
<v Speaker 4>I was sitting here like waiting for you to tell

524
00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:54.200
<v Speaker 4>a joke. You're like, I'm gonna do this commercial. I'm like,

525
00:25:54.200 --> 00:25:55.640
<v Speaker 4>what fucking commercially.

526
00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:57.839
<v Speaker 3>Whoops?

527
00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:01.920
<v Speaker 4>All right? Well, from anyway, from one bracket to the next, Uh,

528
00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:07.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna do another bracket like Stone did. Although I

529
00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.200
<v Speaker 4>did send you guys something, it was just gonna be

530
00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:13.160
<v Speaker 4>basically Stargate sixteen times. That's not true. What I decided

531
00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:16.079
<v Speaker 4>to do was I decided to do a dad's bracket.

532
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:21.759
<v Speaker 4>I chose movie dads, not TV dads. Movie dads to

533
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:24.519
<v Speaker 4>go up against one another, and we're gonna crown the

534
00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:27.480
<v Speaker 4>best movie dad. I do think TV dads are better

535
00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:30.720
<v Speaker 4>than movie dads. I think there's better TV dads out there,

536
00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:33.599
<v Speaker 4>agreed than movie dad. But I got some good ones

537
00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:33.839
<v Speaker 4>on it.

538
00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:35.920
<v Speaker 5>Just spend more time with them. I agree.

539
00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:40.559
<v Speaker 4>I think that's it. You get more connection. Yeah, so

540
00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 4>all right, well let's go. Let's go right into it.

541
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<v Speaker 4>Match Up number one. This is in my app so

542
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:50.920
<v Speaker 4>it was randomized. I just randomized it. Would you like

543
00:26:50.920 --> 00:26:52.400
<v Speaker 4>me to randomize it one more time? Or are we

544
00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:52.839
<v Speaker 4>ready to go?

545
00:26:53.119 --> 00:26:53.480
<v Speaker 5>You're good?

546
00:26:55.000 --> 00:27:00.519
<v Speaker 4>Matchup number one Arthur Weasley from Harry Potter versus Clarkswald

547
00:27:00.559 --> 00:27:04.039
<v Speaker 4>from National Lampoons. Griswold.

548
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:08.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like he may be like sort of a fuck up,

549
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:14.119
<v Speaker 5>but at least he's not like a cunt. Okay, dads, Wait,

550
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:16.319
<v Speaker 5>hold on, hold on, I think it was the wrong guy. Wait,

551
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:23.599
<v Speaker 5>who'd you say for Mary Pottery? I was like, what

552
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:24.319
<v Speaker 5>my bad?

553
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Dad's advocate, Dad's advocate. Dad Weasley was actually a

554
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:35.680
<v Speaker 3>phenomenal dad. Okay, but he was a great dad and

555
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:37.640
<v Speaker 3>he took care of those kids, and there's a lot

556
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 3>to be said about him. He's a very underrated dad.

557
00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.519
<v Speaker 3>So this is a little closer than you think, if

558
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:47.519
<v Speaker 3>you if you really dig into it. But I want

559
00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:50.799
<v Speaker 3>to go with my immediate gut instinct, which is Griswold,

560
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:57.759
<v Speaker 3>just because he's that fucking like fun, electrocute yourself.

561
00:27:57.839 --> 00:27:58.039
<v Speaker 6>Dad.

562
00:27:59.079 --> 00:27:59.960
<v Speaker 5>He's a lightning bulb.

563
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you never know what you're gonna get. There's so

564
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.039
<v Speaker 3>many lessons that you can learn, but he's gonna learn

565
00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:05.559
<v Speaker 3>him first.

566
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you watch him.

567
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:10.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so yeah, yeah, he's the lightning bolt in her

568
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:13.119
<v Speaker 5>dad's and de Quel logo. That's Clark. You know, he's

569
00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:14.000
<v Speaker 5>our lightning bolt.

570
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:17.400
<v Speaker 4>All right, So that one's that one. Moves on, Clark Griswald,

571
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.279
<v Speaker 4>all right. Next matchup, we have Harry Stamper from Armageddon

572
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:29.119
<v Speaker 4>versus Jack Jack. I think this spell checked me and

573
00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:32.359
<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize that Jack Bryce, but it's I don't

574
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:33.880
<v Speaker 4>think that's the right last name. I gotta look it up,

575
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.240
<v Speaker 4>but it's from Meet the Parents. Robert de Niro, uh,

576
00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:46.400
<v Speaker 4>and Harry Stamper is Bruce Willis and Armageddon. Whoever's got

577
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:48.119
<v Speaker 4>the pen flick, I'm gonna kill you. I can't.

578
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:55.680
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I'm bad. That's me noise, like I.

579
00:28:55.759 --> 00:29:01.279
<v Speaker 3>Just throws it. I'm gonna go with Bruce Willis because

580
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:06.759
<v Speaker 3>he saved the world. Okay, and yeah, he he's kind

581
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:12.319
<v Speaker 3>of like he's I think, okay, Meet the Parents. Robert

582
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:15.519
<v Speaker 3>de Niro was a twat in that movie. Yea, an

583
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:19.680
<v Speaker 3>absolute twat and I so I got Jack Burns was

584
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:23.200
<v Speaker 3>his name, and so I gotta go. I gotta go

585
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:26.759
<v Speaker 3>with Bruce Willis. It's that simple, okay, Stone, I gotta

586
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:27.680
<v Speaker 3>go with Bruce too.

587
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:30.920
<v Speaker 5>That scene at the end when he's talking with his

588
00:29:31.079 --> 00:29:33.559
<v Speaker 5>daughter live and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna make

589
00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.839
<v Speaker 5>it home. That like broke me every time I watched it.

590
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:41.799
<v Speaker 5>But now as a father to a little girl, that

591
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.240
<v Speaker 5>movie hits even deeper and I almost can't And that

592
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:45.839
<v Speaker 5>was one of my favorite movies. I love that movie.

593
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.640
<v Speaker 5>I almost can't watch it anymore because now I am

594
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:51.160
<v Speaker 5>a dad to a girl and I'm like, dude, like

595
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.720
<v Speaker 5>I sobs fucking city when that that comes on, you know,

596
00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.200
<v Speaker 5>and uh and as well, he fucking shot her boyfriend

597
00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:01.960
<v Speaker 5>with a fucking shot, you know, like he had lived

598
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:03.880
<v Speaker 5>out the dead fantasy right there. He went out as

599
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.920
<v Speaker 5>a fucking hero while also skating by with attempted manslaughter.

600
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:11.240
<v Speaker 4>There you go, that's true.

601
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:13.839
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, say yeah, Harry Stamper.

602
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:15.960
<v Speaker 4>All right, Harry Stamper moves on. Next up is the

603
00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:19.880
<v Speaker 4>Animated versus the Animated. It's funny how that worked out.

604
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:24.400
<v Speaker 4>Mufassa from the Lion King versus Marlin from Finding Nemo.

605
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:29.359
<v Speaker 3>Ah, Mufasa fucking abandoned his kid right off the bat

606
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:30.759
<v Speaker 3>in the movie, so fucking.

607
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:37.279
<v Speaker 5>Fucking idiot, Marlin, Marlin all day. Marlin went to get

608
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:43.039
<v Speaker 5>his son, like he's kind of the ultimate dad, you know,

609
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:47.839
<v Speaker 5>like like arguably, you know, from what we've heard so far,

610
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.799
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what's left. I think definitely a championship

611
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:55.079
<v Speaker 5>round would be Marlin versus Harry. That's that's a hard

612
00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:57.759
<v Speaker 5>that's a hard thing right there. You know, you got

613
00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:00.480
<v Speaker 5>one who sacrificed himself to save his daughter, another one

614
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:02.559
<v Speaker 5>who tracks down over across the entire ocean to find

615
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:05.480
<v Speaker 5>his son. That's a hard matchup right there. Yeah, Marlin

616
00:31:05.559 --> 00:31:06.799
<v Speaker 5>all day, Marlin.

617
00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:10.880
<v Speaker 4>All day, all right. Okay, next up grew from Despicable

618
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:14.559
<v Speaker 4>Me and uh, Chris Gardner from Pursuit of Happiness.

619
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.240
<v Speaker 3>I do not remember, Oh Chris Gardner is Will Smith.

620
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:24.440
<v Speaker 4>Will Smith because I threw the grow one in here,

621
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:28.920
<v Speaker 4>because because he adopts the girls for the reasons not

622
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:32.039
<v Speaker 4>to be a father, but then becomes the father figure

623
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:35.839
<v Speaker 4>and and I actually like that part of the story

624
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:39.559
<v Speaker 4>from a simple kids animated movie.

625
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, now do we know everything we know from all

626
00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:46.160
<v Speaker 3>of the Grow movies, from all of the Despicable Me movies,

627
00:31:46.319 --> 00:31:48.440
<v Speaker 3>or is are we basing this off of just like

628
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:49.400
<v Speaker 3>a specific time.

629
00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:54.599
<v Speaker 4>Let's just just just off of Despicable Me the first movie.

630
00:31:54.720 --> 00:32:00.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go Chris Gardner. Okay, I I

631
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:06.839
<v Speaker 3>think he he's too real, grew, Grew had nefarious and

632
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:18.799
<v Speaker 3>uh uh intentions mm hmm yeah yeah, okay Stone, Yeah,

633
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:20.279
<v Speaker 3>who's the second.

634
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:22.759
<v Speaker 4>Guy, Chris Gardner? Will Smith. Pursuit of happiness.

635
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:25.440
<v Speaker 5>Pursuit happens. That's right, that's right, that's right, Yeah, pursuit

636
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:26.079
<v Speaker 5>of happiness.

637
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:26.519
<v Speaker 4>All right?

638
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh, moving on.

639
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:33.160
<v Speaker 4>Brian Mills from Taking would be Liam Neeson and Charlie

640
00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:36.519
<v Speaker 4>Hinton from Daddy Daycare, That would be Eddie Murphy.

641
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:42.119
<v Speaker 5>Oh, Liam Neeson, like one hundred percent taken. That's a

642
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.599
<v Speaker 5>that's another one right there, like going to get tracking

643
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:46.240
<v Speaker 5>down your kid, you know, like.

644
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:52.319
<v Speaker 4>Damn, damn, go ahead them.

645
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:59.359
<v Speaker 3>It's Ddy Murphy, bro like dude, all the ship that

646
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:01.519
<v Speaker 3>he went through in that movie. He just didn't want

647
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.640
<v Speaker 3>to pay daycare v Yeah, but that's a dad, Like

648
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:07.559
<v Speaker 3>that's that's a real dad.

649
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Liam Neeson is not a real dad. That was bullshit

650
00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:12.839
<v Speaker 1>in that fucking taken movie.

651
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:14.000
<v Speaker 3>That was bullshit.

652
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:16.200
<v Speaker 5>It's a real dad because he got a cheap trick

653
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:17.559
<v Speaker 5>to play a concerto.

654
00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:28.920
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, wait so but that's realistic though, Like, it's not realistic.

655
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:30.799
<v Speaker 5>If the kids shit all over the bathroom, I don't

656
00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:37.039
<v Speaker 5>care if it's not my kid. Kid's going through a window, goodbye, bam,

657
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:39.200
<v Speaker 5>he's over there, Like, oh, I'm gonna go find someone

658
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:41.599
<v Speaker 5>who speaks klingon to speak with this kid and try

659
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:47.119
<v Speaker 5>to ask him if the shit all over the bathroom, No, nah, man,

660
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:49.000
<v Speaker 5>come get your kid. I don't care. Call out his

661
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:51.079
<v Speaker 5>call out to work sick. He's he's gonna stand outside

662
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:51.799
<v Speaker 5>until you come out.

663
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean, let's be honest, right, what was more? What

664
00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:59.000
<v Speaker 3>was more difficult? Having the patience that he had or

665
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.400
<v Speaker 3>going through the sh it that Liam Neeson went through?

666
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:03.519
<v Speaker 5>Liam Neeson.

667
00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but yeah, all he had to do was

668
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:10.559
<v Speaker 1>risk his life.

669
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:14.000
<v Speaker 3>He was just like Eddie Murphy had to stay calm

670
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.119
<v Speaker 3>and not kill a fuck load of kids.

671
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.639
<v Speaker 5>Like but like that's that's the point that doesn't make

672
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:23.199
<v Speaker 5>him like a real dad, because if he was a

673
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:26.000
<v Speaker 5>real dad, he would have been on the run for murder,

674
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:31.360
<v Speaker 5>for murdering those little kids. He's not a real dad.

675
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:35.760
<v Speaker 4>I actually really like your take on this one, thom

676
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:40.599
<v Speaker 4>and Uh. But because he he is a he is

677
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:43.960
<v Speaker 4>a good dad because he says, fuck the man, this

678
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:46.760
<v Speaker 4>this school is too much. It's ridiculous. So me and

679
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.719
<v Speaker 4>my buddy are going to create our own thing and

680
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.800
<v Speaker 4>then we're gonna save other kids from this ridiculous school.

681
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:55.920
<v Speaker 4>But I do have to give it to Liam Neeson

682
00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:58.199
<v Speaker 4>in this one. I think I think he's I think

683
00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:01.559
<v Speaker 4>he's got the win. Uh, But I like the theory

684
00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:05.840
<v Speaker 4>behind the the Charlie Hinton, next up, Howard Langston that's

685
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:09.400
<v Speaker 4>Arnold from Jingle All the Way. And Gomez Adams from

686
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:11.360
<v Speaker 4>the Adams Family as.

687
00:35:11.159 --> 00:35:17.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh, Gomez Adams. I mean, like I I to give

688
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:24.239
<v Speaker 5>merit to to Arnold's character, like he did, you know,

689
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:26.119
<v Speaker 5>really go out of his way to find.

690
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:29.480
<v Speaker 3>A doll for his kid that should have gotten.

691
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:33.280
<v Speaker 5>But he should have upon it. And he's just not

692
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:37.880
<v Speaker 5>that good of a dad because he can't manage that well.

693
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:40.519
<v Speaker 5>Piece of like hol me buy your ship earlier in

694
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:42.440
<v Speaker 5>the year. That's what I fucking do. I start fucking

695
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:44.559
<v Speaker 5>buying for Christmas in March.

696
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:48.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on, that's that okay jingle all the way

697
00:35:48.360 --> 00:35:51.599
<v Speaker 3>is the epitome speaking of Dad's Advocate, That is the

698
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:53.960
<v Speaker 3>epitome of a movie one of us could use for

699
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.920
<v Speaker 3>a Dad's Advocate episode we did where he is a

700
00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:59.000
<v Speaker 3>terrible fucking human. We didn't.

701
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:02.679
<v Speaker 4>He is not the us mm hm, the.

702
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:09.559
<v Speaker 3>Dude fucking ruined like stores and a man's life anyway, No.

703
00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:14.480
<v Speaker 4>Him more all right. Uh, these next two matchups may

704
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.360
<v Speaker 4>be the hardest matchups in the first round. I don't know,

705
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.360
<v Speaker 4>but this one I feel maybe the hardest for me personally. Uh.

706
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:27.159
<v Speaker 4>Cameron Poe, Nick Cage conn Air and Daniel Hillard Robin Williams.

707
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:27.960
<v Speaker 4>Miss doubt Fire.

708
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:36.000
<v Speaker 5>Wow, oh missus doubtfire Wow yeah wow man wow Yeah.

709
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:38.280
<v Speaker 3>That was quick.

710
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:39.239
<v Speaker 6>Wow.

711
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:41.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I Mean, if you think about Nick Cage's character

712
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 5>is just going point A to point B. It's kind

713
00:36:44.599 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 5>of a simple linear path with some explosions and gunfire.

714
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:51.920
<v Speaker 5>But when you go to you have to assume like

715
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:56.280
<v Speaker 5>a whole like trans identity just to see your kids,

716
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.960
<v Speaker 5>like who whole espionage thing like.

717
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:03.639
<v Speaker 3>You just right there is way more than yourself.

718
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:06.440
<v Speaker 5>Gunfire and put the bunny back in the bucks.

719
00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>You It's.

720
00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:12.559
<v Speaker 4>What you got dumb.

721
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.239
<v Speaker 5>Fuck you up, dude, Yeah, come get it. You know

722
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:18.760
<v Speaker 5>where I live.

723
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Nick Cage is Liam Neeson but way cooler.

724
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Same fucking thing, same fucking thing, but in the air.

725
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Rob Williams, you went with Miss Stumpfire too.

726
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, listen, he fucking lied. He lied

727
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:43.199
<v Speaker 1>the whole movie.

728
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

729
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.360
<v Speaker 1>He had to wear an entire fucking skin shoe.

730
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:51.639
<v Speaker 4>This would also be a great dad's advocate. Yeah, agreed,

731
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:54.880
<v Speaker 4>he's a piece of shit. Cameron pos Way better all right?

732
00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:59.159
<v Speaker 5>Next match, arguably better dad than she was a mom

733
00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:03.119
<v Speaker 5>to those kids. I said what I said, Yeah, I agree. Agree.

734
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Last matchup John Archibald, Denzel Washington and John Q or

735
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:14.440
<v Speaker 4>mister Levenstein Eugene Levy from American Pie.

736
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.519
<v Speaker 5>Oh man, I gotta go John Q.

737
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:20.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember it.

738
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.480
<v Speaker 5>You remember John Q, John Q when he held up

739
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 5>the hospital to get a heart transplant for his son

740
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:26.920
<v Speaker 5>who's dying.

741
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:31.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, great fucking movie. That's like a top three Denzel.

742
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:37.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I gotta with my peeps though. Man, it's Levy,

743
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:40.239
<v Speaker 3>you really going that.

744
00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:42.719
<v Speaker 4>We'll just tell your mother that we hit it all,

745
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:48.320
<v Speaker 4>you know, so, Eugene Levy, I'm sure Stone could probably

746
00:38:48.400 --> 00:38:50.960
<v Speaker 4>relate to. This statement reminds me a lot of my

747
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:57.199
<v Speaker 4>grandpa and Stone's grandpa, very very similar style talking points, way.

748
00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.800
<v Speaker 5>Laid back way. You could never see them raise their voice.

749
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:04.559
<v Speaker 4>Yep, yep. But in this case, I hate the matchup

750
00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:08.119
<v Speaker 4>that he drew because John Archibald, Denzel Washington, John Q

751
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 4>does does take this one. So yeah, I mean the

752
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:13.719
<v Speaker 4>dude potato potato right.

753
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.559
<v Speaker 5>See, Okay, here's here's what I wish we could have had.

754
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:21.760
<v Speaker 5>I believe it was taken and it was Daddy day

755
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.400
<v Speaker 5>here that when against each other, right, I.

756
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.519
<v Speaker 4>Thought, if you were gonna say taken versus Connye, I'm

757
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:26.360
<v Speaker 4>gonna fucking kill you.

758
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:30.079
<v Speaker 5>It's not going to be conn Air at the end

759
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:30.920
<v Speaker 5>of the day. It's just not.

760
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:33.760
<v Speaker 4>I guess I just hold a special place in my heart.

761
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:36.920
<v Speaker 5>But no, like that matchup that that was Daddy Daycare

762
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:39.719
<v Speaker 5>and taken, right, yeah it was, yes, it was yes.

763
00:39:39.840 --> 00:39:41.760
<v Speaker 5>So I wish it could have been switched where it

764
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:47.039
<v Speaker 5>was Daddy day Care versus Taken, uh no, versus Levenstein. Yeah,

765
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:49.639
<v Speaker 5>and then it was the other way because those those

766
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:51.159
<v Speaker 5>both would have been more perpect matches.

767
00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's nice thing about the randomizer. Yeah, round to day.

768
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I think we're gonna be in the same boat though,

769
00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:57.760
<v Speaker 3>So let's see where we go.

770
00:39:58.039 --> 00:40:00.679
<v Speaker 4>It's round two, you and the boat. It's this episode

771
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:05.320
<v Speaker 4>Clark Griswold versus Harry Stamper. So you have Clark Griswold

772
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:10.199
<v Speaker 4>National Lampoons and Harry Stamper Armageddon stoned Harry Stamper.

773
00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:18.559
<v Speaker 3>Same. Wow, it's close though, all right, it's it's close fictional.

774
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:27.800
<v Speaker 4>Next matchup you have, Yeah, Armageddon is not real, way

775
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:32.599
<v Speaker 4>more realistic. Person is way more realistic. Person, way more realistic.

776
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:36.039
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I I definitely when it came to that matchup,

777
00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:38.760
<v Speaker 3>I ignored the same logic that I applied to Daddy Care.

778
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:41.400
<v Speaker 4>So fucking asshole.

779
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:41.679
<v Speaker 5>All right.

780
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:44.760
<v Speaker 4>Next matchup, Marlon from Finding Nemo versus Chris Gardner from

781
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:46.079
<v Speaker 4>Pursuit of Happiness.

782
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:51.199
<v Speaker 3>Dome Finding Nemo Marlin Stone Cross the Ocean.

783
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:54.800
<v Speaker 4>Man, I'm so happy that Marlon and Harry Stamper meeting

784
00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:56.440
<v Speaker 4>in the next round. Get one of these.

785
00:40:57.239 --> 00:40:59.480
<v Speaker 5>That's a fucking hard pick right there.

786
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:06.519
<v Speaker 4>Next up, Brian Mills Taken and Gomez Adams from Adams Family.

787
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:13.760
<v Speaker 3>Adams said what I said, Man, I love it.

788
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm all for pitching dad.

789
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:18.239
<v Speaker 3>Dude. He let the kids you know, live their lives

790
00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:21.679
<v Speaker 3>and be who they wanted to be and more, Titia, I.

791
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:26.400
<v Speaker 5>Mean what, I am also gonna go with Gomez because

792
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:32.360
<v Speaker 5>because of this reasoning Liam had help, I believe Gomez

793
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:35.440
<v Speaker 5>would do as much for his kids. I's not more

794
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:39.079
<v Speaker 5>with less help because he's not a popular person.

795
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:45.280
<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't need anybody else, nah, period, he would just need.

796
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:47.199
<v Speaker 5>Like Uncle Fester and a couple of their family members.

797
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:50.400
<v Speaker 5>Because of it, I good to go Gomez could do.

798
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.360
<v Speaker 5>So I'm gonna say Gomez because he's as capable with

799
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:54.119
<v Speaker 5>less help.

800
00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:59.719
<v Speaker 4>All right, last matchup of the second round, we have

801
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:03.480
<v Speaker 4>Daniel Hillard Missus Doubtfire versus John Archibald John Q.

802
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:10.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, man, that's a tough one. The dude

803
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:18.719
<v Speaker 3>that held a shitload of people hostage to basically strong

804
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:25.199
<v Speaker 3>arm people into saving his son over other people, essentially

805
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:32.559
<v Speaker 3>committing a ton of crimes, neglecting kid laws rules and

806
00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:36.559
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, just a general common courtesy to mankind

807
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.880
<v Speaker 3>or a guy that just dressed up like an old

808
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 3>lady to see his kids and did what he needed

809
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:46.119
<v Speaker 3>to do. Man was a pervert somewhat within the law.

810
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.000
<v Speaker 5>One has a prison sentence. One has a shame sentence,

811
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:51.360
<v Speaker 5>but also.

812
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Kind of not a shame sentence really.

813
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:57.440
<v Speaker 5>Because you're just trying to see his kids. Yeah, I

814
00:42:57.480 --> 00:42:58.599
<v Speaker 5>think it's gonna be John Q.

815
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:01.719
<v Speaker 4>Is that who you went with them?

816
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Doubt fire? Oh?

817
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:05.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, split the ties.

818
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:11.239
<v Speaker 4>I gotta go John Q. H the sacrifice to do

819
00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:18.639
<v Speaker 4>what you have to do to save your kid's life. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

820
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:20.320
<v Speaker 4>I go, I go John John?

821
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:21.360
<v Speaker 3>All right?

822
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:26.840
<v Speaker 4>Round three, semi Finals. Harry Stamper. First matchup, Armageddon and

823
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Marlin from Finding Nemo Dome. Let's go with you first.

824
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:39.119
<v Speaker 3>Uh So you got a guy who saved the world

825
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:53.039
<v Speaker 3>or you got a fish who found his son. That's

826
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:56.920
<v Speaker 3>a tough one. Can I pick Bruce the Shark from

827
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:57.639
<v Speaker 3>Finding Nemo?

828
00:43:59.679 --> 00:43:59.719
<v Speaker 5>No?

829
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:00.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

830
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:08.000
<v Speaker 4>Uh Harry, Harry Stamper, Okay, Stoned, I'm also gonna go Harry.

831
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:08.760
<v Speaker 4>Of course.

832
00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:13.440
<v Speaker 5>Man, he sacrificed himself to save his little girl.

833
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:16.519
<v Speaker 3>It's true he did a lot. He did a lot

834
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:18.280
<v Speaker 3>more throughout that movie.

835
00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:20.320
<v Speaker 5>He did do a lot more, taught her.

836
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Some life lessons, made sure that the guy was a

837
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:23.400
<v Speaker 3>good guy.

838
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:27.119
<v Speaker 4>There's some hidden dad things in there, all right, Okay,

839
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:38.280
<v Speaker 4>last matchup, Gomez Adams, John Archibald Gomez. Wow, that was fast, Stone,

840
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:39.480
<v Speaker 4>because what did you say?

841
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:43.679
<v Speaker 3>I say Gomez, because if given the opportunity, Gomez would

842
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:46.079
<v Speaker 3>do the same thing. But Gomez more than likely already

843
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 3>has a heart ready on ice waiting. So I'm just saying, yeah,

844
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:52.639
<v Speaker 3>that's a good point.

845
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:56.000
<v Speaker 5>He's a might swing my answer because I wasn't gona

846
00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:57.559
<v Speaker 5>say Johnny, but I think I'm more likely go to

847
00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:58.320
<v Speaker 5>say Gomez.

848
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:03.079
<v Speaker 4>But not to sway your point Backstoned. If if he's

849
00:45:03.079 --> 00:45:06.960
<v Speaker 4>already got a heart on on ready, that doesn't make

850
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:08.760
<v Speaker 4>him as good of a dad as John Q, who's

851
00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:12.039
<v Speaker 4>willing to sacrifice everything just to save his kids life.

852
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Gomez would too, would but you don't know, he just

853
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:16.679
<v Speaker 3>never happened.

854
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:20.480
<v Speaker 5>I think Gomez what position. I think Gomez would go,

855
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:24.679
<v Speaker 5>like get someone's heart just Marlin.

856
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:28.480
<v Speaker 3>True Marlin would have.

857
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:31.760
<v Speaker 4>So what are you going?

858
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:32.079
<v Speaker 5>Stone?

859
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:35.480
<v Speaker 4>You're going John? John Archibald, are you going to Gomez Adams?

860
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:36.119
<v Speaker 5>Gomez?

861
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:36.840
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

862
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:40.599
<v Speaker 4>All right, this is not the final I saw coming

863
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:45.719
<v Speaker 4>in this whole bracket. You got Harry Stamper from Armageddon

864
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:49.239
<v Speaker 4>and you have Gomez Adams from the Adams family in

865
00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:54.000
<v Speaker 4>the final matchup for the dad's dad bracket. So who's

866
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:58.760
<v Speaker 4>the dad's dad of Harry Stamper and Gomez Adams Stone.

867
00:45:58.840 --> 00:45:59.679
<v Speaker 4>Let's go with you first.

868
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:03.000
<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be Harry's Tamper.

869
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:09.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Al Bundy comes out of nowhere, fucking sucker punches

870
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:13.280
<v Speaker 3>TV show. It's a TV show, Adams.

871
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:15.679
<v Speaker 4>Wow, I gotta make this.

872
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:21.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yep, you're gonna you fucked yourself here, Bud. We

873
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.599
<v Speaker 3>we did the roundabout on you. No, it's Gomez, man,

874
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:27.679
<v Speaker 3>It's listen. Gomez would ride that rocket. But the thing

875
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:29.800
<v Speaker 3>is is that again, I believe that Gomez would find

876
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:33.320
<v Speaker 3>a better way. Gomez is just a prepared individual. He's

877
00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:37.960
<v Speaker 3>a prepared, planned dad. I think that that's what separates

878
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:42.280
<v Speaker 3>him from all these other guys. He would do all

879
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:43.320
<v Speaker 3>he would do all.

880
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:44.119
<v Speaker 1>The things that they did.

881
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:48.079
<v Speaker 5>But no, I give Gomez credit for finding a lot

882
00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:51.039
<v Speaker 5>of things, but I don't find him credit for deflecting

883
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:55.079
<v Speaker 5>an asteroid without playing himself off. I think it might

884
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:59.079
<v Speaker 5>be outside of the realm of possibilities.

885
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:04.079
<v Speaker 3>And so Adam's family. I think, because we saw it happen,

886
00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:08.800
<v Speaker 3>I have to go with Harry fair enough. I'm not

887
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:10.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm in your choice.

888
00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:14.079
<v Speaker 4>I hate my answer because I hate the movie, but

889
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:17.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go Harry Stamper. Harry Stamper is the better

890
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:20.960
<v Speaker 4>dad in this matchup, and Harry Stamper is the champion

891
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:23.679
<v Speaker 4>of the dad's Dad bracket. And uh, I don't like it,

892
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:26.760
<v Speaker 4>but that's what we're here for, you know.

893
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:29.079
<v Speaker 3>Sprinkles.

894
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:32.840
<v Speaker 4>Sprinkles are for Harry Stamper and go Ma's Adams. All

895
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:39.199
<v Speaker 4>he gets is Mormentia, he might and you who knows

896
00:47:39.239 --> 00:47:41.360
<v Speaker 4>what he's gonna get from Mortitia. But let's take a

897
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:44.440
<v Speaker 4>commercial break and see if that ties in. Right up, Bokers,

898
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:49.039
<v Speaker 4>you got a little itch down there, Not the kind

899
00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:50.840
<v Speaker 4>that comes from a good scratch, but the one that

900
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:54.599
<v Speaker 4>comes from well, you know, meet my ball's itch, the

901
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:59.440
<v Speaker 4>only treatment for the those uncomfortable, pesky genital wards. My

902
00:47:59.559 --> 00:48:04.199
<v Speaker 4>balls is a powerful formula. It works fast, It targets

903
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:08.119
<v Speaker 4>those warts directly, and gives you the freedom to scratch

904
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:11.840
<v Speaker 4>anywhere but down there. You'll be back to feeling like

905
00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:15.440
<v Speaker 4>yourself minus the warts. Say goodbye to the itchy business

906
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:19.199
<v Speaker 4>and hello to the smooth, confident business. My Ball's itch,

907
00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:23.039
<v Speaker 4>because life's too short to let warts get in the

908
00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:26.360
<v Speaker 4>way of your fun. My Ball's itch don't let warts

909
00:48:26.400 --> 00:48:29.920
<v Speaker 4>get under your skin. My Ball's Itch no more scratching,

910
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:33.679
<v Speaker 4>just relaxing. And My Ball's Itch available at your local

911
00:48:33.679 --> 00:48:36.719
<v Speaker 4>pharmacy or online where the only thing you need to

912
00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:38.280
<v Speaker 4>hide is your smile.

913
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:49.480
<v Speaker 5>So I hope we can clip that because like Dome

914
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.199
<v Speaker 5>just hit his chair and his chair fell, and just

915
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:55.760
<v Speaker 5>the way that his head looks just look reminded me

916
00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:57.760
<v Speaker 5>of like a penis and like it comes out and

917
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.880
<v Speaker 5>the girls on top and just crushes it. And that's

918
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:04.920
<v Speaker 5>that's exactly what came to mind. Yeah, shout out to

919
00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:07.559
<v Speaker 5>shout out to crush shout out.

920
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:11.280
<v Speaker 4>All right, so we got we got time for one

921
00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:14.360
<v Speaker 4>more segment. Uh I, I took this segment. So we

922
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:18.039
<v Speaker 4>did a lot of funny review stuff back in the

923
00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:21.440
<v Speaker 4>day with Dads, like where we read funny reviews well

924
00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:23.960
<v Speaker 4>Stone and I in our Endeavors. When Dads was on

925
00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:26.519
<v Speaker 4>a hiatus, we were on another podcast where we did

926
00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:31.519
<v Speaker 4>a review, but everybody did the same review of a product, right,

927
00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:34.079
<v Speaker 4>So I came up with a different concept of Hey,

928
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:36.920
<v Speaker 4>let's all do let's do a review of something. Go

929
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:40.360
<v Speaker 4>find something, bring it on the show, eat it, drink it,

930
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:42.960
<v Speaker 4>do whatever you want, and then give an honest review

931
00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.039
<v Speaker 4>and tell people if it is it Dad approved or

932
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:50.840
<v Speaker 4>is it Dad disapproved? So Stone, what did what did

933
00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:52.400
<v Speaker 4>you bring to the table? Let's go with you first.

934
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:57.679
<v Speaker 5>So by kid had gotten these yogurt bars like a

935
00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:01.039
<v Speaker 5>week ago and she's been really like king them, and

936
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:03.199
<v Speaker 5>I was like really curious because I haven't tried one,

937
00:50:03.239 --> 00:50:04.440
<v Speaker 5>and I was like, you know, that would actually be

938
00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:06.440
<v Speaker 5>like perfect to try it for this for the segment

939
00:50:06.519 --> 00:50:10.159
<v Speaker 5>here it's a Cleo bar from Sam's Club and it's

940
00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:13.400
<v Speaker 5>just this little like protein yogurt bar. And I'm hoping

941
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:16.639
<v Speaker 5>that I get some culture out of this. Your boy.

942
00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:19.639
<v Speaker 4>Get some culture with Cleo.

943
00:50:20.320 --> 00:50:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Cleo at a bar. Jesus, I'm going to tell you

944
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:25.440
<v Speaker 3>your future.

945
00:50:26.840 --> 00:50:30.039
<v Speaker 5>No, it was a culture yogurt joke. No I got it.

946
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:32.880
<v Speaker 4>I got yeah, No, I got it.

947
00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:36.280
<v Speaker 5>Culture good bacteria for your floor, because like good but

948
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:37.719
<v Speaker 5>for your floor, really.

949
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:42.920
<v Speaker 3>Good bacteria for your floor. The bacteria from your asshole

950
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.239
<v Speaker 3>is going to be on the floor when your brands.

951
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:46.960
<v Speaker 5>A little bit. So this one's vanilla. See how this

952
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:47.320
<v Speaker 5>one is?

953
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what does it look like? Let me see? The

954
00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.960
<v Speaker 3>inside looks like a little ice cream bark?

955
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:56.800
<v Speaker 4>It does it does look like an ice cream bar.

956
00:50:57.280 --> 00:51:01.000
<v Speaker 5>You know, I'm not a fan of yogurt, but I

957
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:06.840
<v Speaker 5>could eat this. It's not bad. It's not bad. Gotta

958
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:10.800
<v Speaker 5>give it to them. It's really light, it's not very like.

959
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:15.599
<v Speaker 5>It's not really dense. It looks dense, but it doesn't

960
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:19.119
<v Speaker 5>like bite dense, and it doesn't have that hard bite

961
00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:23.239
<v Speaker 5>that yogurt does. So it's like my penis, except not

962
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:23.840
<v Speaker 5>a twizzler.

963
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:26.840
<v Speaker 3>It looks dense, but it doesn't bite.

964
00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:29.880
<v Speaker 4>All right, don't you want to go next?

965
00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Sure?

966
00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:30.840
<v Speaker 6>Uh?

967
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:35.039
<v Speaker 3>So I'm here in Rancho Cucamonga, and I went to

968
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:41.079
<v Speaker 3>this Asian market because I like Asian things, and I

969
00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:43.079
<v Speaker 3>found these these here.

970
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:48.199
<v Speaker 4>Back that up. It's usually a little better if you

971
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 4>back it up closer to where your face is at.

972
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:51.800
<v Speaker 5>There you go, Can you read that?

973
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:53.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it says.

974
00:51:55.559 --> 00:51:56.679
<v Speaker 6>Yep. Uh.

975
00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:57.480
<v Speaker 4>They are.

976
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:03.599
<v Speaker 3>They are natural reserve steaming sweet potatoes. And when you

977
00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:05.840
<v Speaker 3>pull it out, it looks like it's one of those

978
00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:07.840
<v Speaker 3>fucking that does not look good.

979
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:13.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, it's It looks like it's gonna smell like

980
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:13.559
<v Speaker 4>power bait.

981
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:18.320
<v Speaker 3>It looks like fish. It looks like fish, So we're

982
00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:19.119
<v Speaker 3>gonna give it a shot.

983
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:19.360
<v Speaker 5>Here.

984
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:22.199
<v Speaker 3>It is sticky as fuck.

985
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:26.199
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're muted stone.

986
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:30.079
<v Speaker 3>Goddamn. Oh wait, shud stone.

987
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:35.719
<v Speaker 5>It looks like power bait. For sure. It is not good.

988
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:39.880
<v Speaker 5>That is not the one, all right, man, I mean

989
00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:44.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go. It does not taste I sweet with hair.

990
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.880
<v Speaker 5>What's the taste like power bait?

991
00:52:48.400 --> 00:53:02.320
<v Speaker 3>It's just not there your left eye just and just

992
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:06.079
<v Speaker 3>like sh I brought thrown away that I was about

993
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:07.440
<v Speaker 3>to lick my fingers.

994
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:11.719
<v Speaker 4>That I brought two to the table. I brought a

995
00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.079
<v Speaker 4>drink and a snack, and I'm gonna do the drink

996
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:15.719
<v Speaker 4>first because I think it's gonna be the worst of

997
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:19.840
<v Speaker 4>the two. So I have this Thaie Flavor bubble milk

998
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.400
<v Speaker 4>tea drink. I got it its safe way, So for

999
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:26.519
<v Speaker 4>those listening, if you have an Albertson's or a Vaughn's,

1000
00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:29.239
<v Speaker 4>that would be the same place. Or but this is

1001
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:32.119
<v Speaker 4>just a Rico brand, so you could probably find this

1002
00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:35.440
<v Speaker 4>just about anywhere. Or they're like, but it is a

1003
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:40.599
<v Speaker 4>bubble milk milk tea drink. I like how it says

1004
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:43.519
<v Speaker 4>Thaie Flavor and then the bottom says Taiwan Classic, So

1005
00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:47.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, so it tastes like a tai tea.

1006
00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:50.719
<v Speaker 5>But it's not caffeinated. Okay, it's just like a milk.

1007
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:55.800
<v Speaker 4>It smells a I don't know, it looks kind of

1008
00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:56.800
<v Speaker 4>looks orange.

1009
00:53:57.159 --> 00:53:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Did you have to shake it first or I guess

1010
00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.119
<v Speaker 3>it's not as this is a this is a.

1011
00:54:03.159 --> 00:54:06.079
<v Speaker 4>It's it shows little brown balls.

1012
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:09.320
<v Speaker 3>But those are probably brown sugar would be my guess.

1013
00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:14.239
<v Speaker 4>Well, it's pretty good. I definitely taste the tea in it.

1014
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:18.760
<v Speaker 4>It's got pretty good to that milk.

1015
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:19.519
<v Speaker 6>I like it.

1016
00:54:19.639 --> 00:54:20.159
<v Speaker 3>It's not bad.

1017
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:21.840
<v Speaker 5>I'm a sucker for ty Bobba.

1018
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.119
<v Speaker 4>I don't think there is any balls unless they're all

1019
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:24.880
<v Speaker 4>stuck at the bottom.

1020
00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:26.599
<v Speaker 5>Definitely, that's what she said.

1021
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Next up, I also stayed in the Asian market with

1022
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:35.519
<v Speaker 4>Wing Wong Ching Chong. I got this Taki taco yaki ball.

1023
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:37.280
<v Speaker 3>Chips.

1024
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:44.360
<v Speaker 4>It is a Japanese style barbecue sauce flavored corn puffs. Okay,

1025
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:46.880
<v Speaker 4>saw these, I was like, I bet these are gonna

1026
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.119
<v Speaker 4>slap and slap hard, so let me.

1027
00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Just explode this bag on.

1028
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Jacks. My bag's gonna give out on me on this thing. Okay, first,

1029
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:13.000
<v Speaker 4>unimpressed by the whiff, it was expecting more, but.

1030
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:13.960
<v Speaker 6>Uh, there is.

1031
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:25.239
<v Speaker 4>Crunch hitters instant. Yeah, yeah, brunch from here. It's it's

1032
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:28.119
<v Speaker 4>almost like a corn pop met a little bit of

1033
00:55:28.199 --> 00:55:29.599
<v Speaker 4>ramen with some barbecue flavor.

1034
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:32.599
<v Speaker 6>I like it.

1035
00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:38.599
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, these are Dad approved on this one. Uh huh.

1036
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I did so for dinner this afternoon, I did have

1037
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:46.880
<v Speaker 3>deep fried deviled eggs. So they were Yeah, they were breaded.

1038
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:51.239
<v Speaker 3>They took the egg itself and battered it, breaded it,

1039
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.679
<v Speaker 3>deep fried it, and then they put the topping. They

1040
00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.800
<v Speaker 3>put the filling on top with a piece of bacon,

1041
00:55:55.880 --> 00:55:57.519
<v Speaker 3>some candied bacon. That was delicious.

1042
00:55:58.599 --> 00:55:59.599
<v Speaker 4>That sounds amazing.

1043
00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:01.639
<v Speaker 3>It was good mm hmm.

1044
00:56:03.639 --> 00:56:04.199
<v Speaker 6>But I didn't.

1045
00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:07.559
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't saving those for four hours until this.

1046
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:10.480
<v Speaker 4>No, of course not. Was this something like local place

1047
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:15.079
<v Speaker 4>or what? Yeah, okay, shout out to Rancho cucamonga local

1048
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:17.239
<v Speaker 4>place for uh deviled eggs.

1049
00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:21.239
<v Speaker 3>Called lazy Dog. I had to look at the bag back, Oh,

1050
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:23.119
<v Speaker 3>lazy dog called lazy Dog.

1051
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:25.159
<v Speaker 5>I've been wanting to try Lazy Dog.

1052
00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:28.159
<v Speaker 3>I recommend it, highly recommended. I got the chicken pop pie,

1053
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.159
<v Speaker 3>which was fucking massive. Dude. The chicken pop pie was

1054
00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:34.360
<v Speaker 3>the size of my head and I did not expect

1055
00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:36.719
<v Speaker 3>it to be. It looked like it looked chicken pop

1056
00:56:36.760 --> 00:56:39.199
<v Speaker 3>pie fans oh I love No, he hates chicken pop pie.

1057
00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:46.880
<v Speaker 5>Really absolutely love cultured swine especially you make it with

1058
00:56:47.519 --> 00:56:50.679
<v Speaker 5>you make it like cobbler style, but with Cheddarbay biscuits. Yep,

1059
00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:52.000
<v Speaker 5>from Red Lobster.

1060
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<v Speaker 4>That sounds good.

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00:56:53.320 --> 00:56:53.800
<v Speaker 3>I've done that.

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<v Speaker 8>That's the move, right there, dude, I've done that. I've

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00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:59.639
<v Speaker 8>actually the kids love it. The kids absolutely love it.

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00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:01.440
<v Speaker 8>And what you can do with that is when you're

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00:57:01.480 --> 00:57:03.960
<v Speaker 8>done with it, you can take the inside. You can

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00:57:04.079 --> 00:57:06.119
<v Speaker 8>roll it into a ball and wrap it in saran

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00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:07.559
<v Speaker 8>wrap and then freeze them.

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<v Speaker 3>A little pro dad tip right there.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well Stone, you want to give us a

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00:57:17.639 --> 00:57:19.199
<v Speaker 4>little commercial and then we'll come back and close this

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00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:19.719
<v Speaker 4>puppy out.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let's go baby.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Hey there, this is ripping butts here to

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00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:33.360
<v Speaker 6>sell you the new butt Mester three thousand. This smoker

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00:57:33.519 --> 00:57:37.480
<v Speaker 6>is made specifically for pork butts and is even shaped

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00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:42.360
<v Speaker 6>like a cute little butt. It only smokes pork butts,

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00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:46.400
<v Speaker 6>but if you try to smoke anything else, the secret

1078
00:57:47.000 --> 00:57:52.760
<v Speaker 6>butt agreed will come to smoke your butt. Slap that meat,

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00:57:53.000 --> 00:57:54.159
<v Speaker 6>smoke them cheeks.

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00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:54.599
<v Speaker 4>Baby.

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00:57:58.599 --> 00:57:58.960
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:01.360
<v Speaker 4>I should have got and that. I actually made a

1083
00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:05.760
<v Speaker 4>pork butt today for I decided not to send pictures

1084
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:08.679
<v Speaker 4>because I knew you were both traveling and it was unfair.

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00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:11.719
<v Speaker 4>But my god, there was one piece I had. It

1086
00:58:11.880 --> 00:58:15.760
<v Speaker 4>was like the three quarters of it had the smoke ring.

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<v Speaker 4>Three quarters of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I made this.

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<v Speaker 5>Johnny's Sex's Internet is out, was out got the herpes.

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<v Speaker 5>So a couple of weeks ago, I made a pork butt.

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00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:35.679
<v Speaker 5>And this is something I hadn't tried before, where normally

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00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:38.679
<v Speaker 5>I would I would only put seasoning on the outside

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00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:40.239
<v Speaker 5>and then I would shred it up and everything's good.

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00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:43.320
<v Speaker 5>But I had seen this guy make pulled pork and

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00:58:43.960 --> 00:58:46.880
<v Speaker 5>when he shredded it up, he grabbed the bottle of

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00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:48.519
<v Speaker 5>seasoning he used and then he threw it in with

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00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:51.800
<v Speaker 5>the shredding, so everything got seasoned. And I was like,

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00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:53.920
<v Speaker 5>I want to try that. And I did it. Dude,

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00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:56.199
<v Speaker 5>I'm not doing it any other way from now on.

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00:58:56.679 --> 00:58:59.960
<v Speaker 5>That seasoning breaks through the entire thing. Oh my god,

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00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:01.880
<v Speaker 5>game changer. It was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Changer.

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00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:02.800
<v Speaker 4>It's good.

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<v Speaker 6>I like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh.

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00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:08.320
<v Speaker 4>I did the mustard bind and I did the honey garlic,

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00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:13.119
<v Speaker 4>the same the same brand that does the math that.

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<v Speaker 5>One can get a little too salt heavy.

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00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:17.079
<v Speaker 3>If he's too much, it can have You guys, tried

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<v Speaker 3>brining your meat before you do it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, chicken, it already takes too much time.

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00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:23.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't need to do that, chicken. I do, seriously,

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00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:25.639
<v Speaker 3>try try and brind it with like apple, with like

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00:59:25.679 --> 00:59:28.719
<v Speaker 3>apple juice. I'm good. It changes things.

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<v Speaker 4>You can make it and I'll try it that way,

1118
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:36.320
<v Speaker 4>but I'm not doing it, okay. But yeah, when I

1119
00:59:36.400 --> 00:59:38.800
<v Speaker 4>wrapped it, though, I threw on some honey brown sugar

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00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:41.199
<v Speaker 4>and some butter and some apple sauce and then wrapped it,

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00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:43.880
<v Speaker 4>wrapped it in butcher paper and then wrapped it in tinfoil.

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00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:48.320
<v Speaker 3>It was so good, so honey brown sugar. So I

1123
00:59:48.360 --> 00:59:53.280
<v Speaker 3>went to Texas Roadhouse and I ate four baskets of

1124
00:59:53.800 --> 01:00:00.400
<v Speaker 3>goddamn rolls of the rolls myself. Yeah, my stomach so

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01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:01.400
<v Speaker 3>bad because.

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<v Speaker 5>I got to stop myself, like I eat one and

1127
01:00:03.639 --> 01:00:06.000
<v Speaker 5>then I pushed the basket away. I'm like, someone take it.

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<v Speaker 5>When you got that roadhouse right by your house right there, yeah,

1129
01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:11.960
<v Speaker 5>right there, And the weight line is honestly not that bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Most of the time. It's you guys.

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01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:16.360
<v Speaker 4>Everything over there.

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01:00:16.679 --> 01:00:20.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that both parking lots, the parking lot across the street.

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01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:23.199
<v Speaker 5>You should see the ship they're building in there. It's

1134
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:26.880
<v Speaker 5>fucking crazy. And they got an Amazon building right down

1135
01:00:26.920 --> 01:00:28.519
<v Speaker 5>the road too, like it's its own and and a

1136
01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:31.320
<v Speaker 5>fucking hospital opened up right there. It's its own little

1137
01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:33.840
<v Speaker 5>city that's brewing, like they're gonna I bet you they're

1138
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:35.800
<v Speaker 5>gonna branch off and it's gonna be a new city

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01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:36.920
<v Speaker 5>for South Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the second the hospital goes in, I think it

1141
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:39.639
<v Speaker 3>has to. I think it can.

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01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:44.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's a it's a like I think it's

1143
01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:45.360
<v Speaker 5>a county hospital too.

1144
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:48.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I think the second hospital goes.

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01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:50.599
<v Speaker 5>It's East Henderson Campus, so it's still a Henderson hospital.

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01:00:51.159 --> 01:00:53.679
<v Speaker 5>But but I wonder, like I'm like.

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01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Dude, think it's branch Government's name. It's government name.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you hit me, Bob yet?

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01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:01.840
<v Speaker 3>No?

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01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:04.239
<v Speaker 4>No, And I'm not gonna drink the whole thing because

1151
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:05.239
<v Speaker 4>there's too much sugar in it.

1152
01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:08.280
<v Speaker 5>But oh, you should just dump it. Just dump it

1153
01:01:08.320 --> 01:01:10.639
<v Speaker 5>and see if like an it comes out. Just dump

1154
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:12.440
<v Speaker 5>it right here in the closet on the right, right

1155
01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:14.079
<v Speaker 5>down in the closets, right right in front of us,

1156
01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:15.559
<v Speaker 5>so we can all see it, and the listeners too.

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01:01:15.599 --> 01:01:18.000
<v Speaker 5>If we post the video, which we're not. But except

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01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:18.920
<v Speaker 5>for Labar, who love you?

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01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:23.679
<v Speaker 4>Fuck yourself, Chris, I love you all right.

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01:01:23.920 --> 01:01:25.920
<v Speaker 5>You should have seen the hesitation in his face when

1161
01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:28.159
<v Speaker 5>he said it. He like honestly felt so bad when he.

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01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:33.079
<v Speaker 4>Can I just say that like it fucking loser, all right? Well,

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01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:37.360
<v Speaker 4>Dad's on day Quill episode one sixty four. Uh catch

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01:01:37.480 --> 01:01:39.360
<v Speaker 4>next week, peace out later.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys hear about that stressed man who is

1166
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:51.760
<v Speaker 3>gonna try the Chinese thing with needles opium?

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01:01:55.719 --> 01:01:55.760
<v Speaker 6>No?

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01:01:56.239 --> 01:02:00.480
<v Speaker 5>But I bet his name was Seymour butts, nobody sees

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01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:03.119
<v Speaker 5>more busting New Uncle Tony shout out to Heavyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy Bundy

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<v Speaker 6>E