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Speaker 1: Blanket statemental John Blanket. Brittany Carter Carter Hunter Tanner, Like
Speaker 1: the most common Brittany. Brittany is a pretty common I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's common. Now you sure I know
Speaker 1: Britney's Brittany.
Speaker 4: They're yeah, they're your age. I think I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know a single younger Brittany. I don't know
Speaker 4: younger people though.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, you don't know any Brittany's at all. I
Speaker 1: know Brittany's. But they're all my age are older well
Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, it was like that.
Speaker 5: I know a couple of like fifty year old Brittany's.
Speaker 1: Like that's a good point.
Speaker 3: But I know, I know, like John is, John's on
Speaker 3: its way out except for maybe now John Snow, maybe
Speaker 3: there's a resurgence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like a like four or five years,
Speaker 1: I'll see a bunch of younger John's.
Speaker 3: I want Norman Jean to come back, Norman Jean exactly.
Speaker 1: That sounds really ugly.
Speaker 3: I think it sounds ugly because it's old, dude. A
Speaker 3: lot of old names like like Gertrude, like in Bertha.
Speaker 1: And Ship like that.
Speaker 3: There's like a lot of names that yeah, tru rough,
Speaker 3: but like I like Norma. Jeane just sad sounds classy
Speaker 3: to me. Crungus Crungus is uh.
Speaker 4: I like Hilda. I've always liked that name, and everybody
Speaker 4: thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: You know why I don't like that name because it's
Speaker 2: it's our address, the first address that we had.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think other nat broom hild Up. I
Speaker 4: think that's a nice name. I think broomhild to me,
Speaker 4: But it's that's too German. That's way too German.
Speaker 2: Sounds like something it would be like, oh look it's
Speaker 2: vacuum Helen, exactly exactly how I feel.
Speaker 4: I feel exactly the same way. It's a gross name,
Speaker 4: but I like it. I like Riselda to Likeerica.
Speaker 2: That's that German fact. That's that Nazi song you like
Speaker 2: so much, Right, it's.
Speaker 4: A German marching that's been on a resurgence. I bet
Speaker 4: it's a German marching song.
Speaker 1: It is associated with the Nazis because of the obviousness
Speaker 1: it is sonically good. You cannot tell me not sonically good.
Speaker 1: It's I formed. I don't know what sonically means. I
Speaker 1: don't know what like the hedgehop, do you imagine you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 2: I was having a conversation recently with somebody and they
Speaker 2: mentioned patricide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what that is? You know that is?
Speaker 2: Patricide is the murder of your I believe your father,
Speaker 2: so the killing of the patriarchy.
Speaker 5: And they brought that word up to me, and.
Speaker 2: It's so I had like a thought that made me
Speaker 2: really sad, which is at this.
Speaker 3: Point I feel like so many people are like unedged.
Speaker 2: Like my my view of the population is that of
Speaker 2: a deeply uneducated populace, almost to the point where it's
Speaker 2: like it's not even necessarily uneducated, but just like no
Speaker 2: no common sense or no even vague curiosity about the
Speaker 2: world around them, to the point where they're even willing
Speaker 2: to learn anything because I'm uneducated, you know, almost subjectively
Speaker 2: on some level compared to like, you know, Ivy League people, we're.
Speaker 3: Not smart, like at least we don't consider ourselves smart
Speaker 3: because we have we we consider smart like intelligent, like
Speaker 3: something entirely different. Yeah, beyond I think, however, I think
Speaker 3: there's however different.
Speaker 4: There's a big difference between how we are consider ourselves
Speaker 4: and not other people because I think the younger generation,
Speaker 4: their interests don't align in any field outside of what
Speaker 4: they directly enjoy. They were not forced to kind of
Speaker 4: do things that were like sure, like we had to
Speaker 4: exist in a world where we didn't always get things
Speaker 4: that we one hundred percent of the join all the time.
Speaker 2: You know, we had to like like through things.
Speaker 1: We didn't like, you know, like we like, oh I
Speaker 1: didn't like this show, but I'll I'll watch it, I guess,
Speaker 1: and then you'll developed some sort of fondness to it.
Speaker 2: Well, I just mean it's it's it's like the kind
Speaker 2: of thing that happened with our generation too, where it's
Speaker 2: just like we just happen to be like sandwiched between
Speaker 2: two generations that are like technically like technologically illiterate in comparison,
Speaker 2: Millennials don't how to use computers better than Gen X
Speaker 2: and and gen Z and blow because we just they're
Speaker 2: they're about apps, you know what I mean, convenience and
Speaker 2: it's it's but like what I'm saying is like that
Speaker 2: word came up and I was like, my immediate assumption
Speaker 2: wasn't that this person just knew that word, because it
Speaker 2: is kind of like it's one of those like you know,
Speaker 2: for those special words that you would get points for
Speaker 2: and like scrabble or something like. Right, my assumption is instead,
Speaker 2: you're not smart and you're just weird for knowing that,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 3: I mean, Like you just you know, I kind of
Speaker 3: understand what you mean. Yeah, I'm probably like not explaining
Speaker 3: this well, but like I understand what you're saying, because
Speaker 3: there there is there is like a fine line of
Speaker 3: that It's like where people say, what is it about?
Speaker 1: Uh, Like when you're a genius.
Speaker 3: There's also like there's a fine line between like you
Speaker 3: being a genius or being like insane or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's in a lot and it's it's in it's like
Speaker 3: are you are you are?
Speaker 2: Like are you well rounded or like well educated enough
Speaker 2: to just know that that's a word, or are you
Speaker 2: a fucking weirdo? It's like really obsessed with like death.
Speaker 1: You know, because there is ship like that. Yeah, no
Speaker 1: one talks someone says that word in like conversation. No way.
Speaker 2: No one's gonna say like, oh, yeah, I committed patricid.
Speaker 2: No you would say he killed his dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, That's that's exactly.
Speaker 4: But that's the thing is like whatever you're doing something
Speaker 4: involving like uh like uh like into actual writing, they
Speaker 4: tell you not to use it like that unless you're
Speaker 4: in a field directly talking about that thing, because it's like,
Speaker 4: why are you using words that people could perceptally understand.
Speaker 1: That's how you don't get your point across. That's how
Speaker 1: you ruin. Oh yeah, literature, I mean it.
Speaker 3: Is uh to me, it's just always it annoys me
Speaker 3: when somebody, uh there there are some words that become
Speaker 3: a little bit more in the lexicon, like uh, like
Speaker 3: just a juxtaposition was one of those words. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of people didn't use didn't even notice people
Speaker 3: using it, and then it started just creeping up and
Speaker 3: now it's like accepted. But before if I was growing
Speaker 3: up and somebody said that, like say, in middle or
Speaker 3: high school, so the fuck up? Yeaheah, you don't have
Speaker 3: to say that. There's there's other there's other phrases, there's
Speaker 3: other things that you can say of.
Speaker 1: The word that people will understand. Then it's no need
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 3: You kind of say like a contrast or something, or
Speaker 3: post our post.
Speaker 1: There's there's things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's So that's the whole thing where I'm like,
Speaker 3: but now it's pretty normal. It's it's enough to where
Speaker 3: most people be like, Okay, I don't feel worried about
Speaker 3: you anymore.
Speaker 1: You're not a fucking freak.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking, I'm trying to think of a word that's
Speaker 4: fat fat, I'm that word those that names of palk
Speaker 4: coming up, but he just randomly yells it, and I'm like, dang.
Speaker 1: Would count and scrabble would be like.
Speaker 4: Whoa, yeah, yeah, I mean technically it's a word, but
Speaker 4: also no, don't you hold on?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: In the British lexicon, it means a couple of things there,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on, there's an interesting we're.
Speaker 1: Just making their language sort of now.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's an argument to be made there, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's an argument to be made about. Like listen, I like,
Speaker 2: let's just say you have the two g's uh and
Speaker 2: the end in scrabble. Let's let's just say you have
Speaker 2: that and that's your only Well, wouldn't be your only
Speaker 2: OPTI you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Listen, Like, it's your optimized option.
Speaker 2: It's your optimal option to win. Like do you put
Speaker 2: the slur down in scrabble? Knowing?
Speaker 1: Like what do you do? I don't know who am
Speaker 1: I playing with? You? You are playing?
Speaker 5: You are playing with me and various other white people.
Speaker 4: Like all you would do is ruin the vibe. I
Speaker 4: mean like I would do it because I'm not kind
Speaker 4: of person. But like, are you doing vibe an elder?
Speaker 3: If I'm playing with one of my family members, like
Speaker 3: my grandma is actually obsessed with scrabble, There's no fucking way.
Speaker 1: There's no way I'm doing anything.
Speaker 2: You're not putting the N word in for for your uh,
Speaker 2: what is the triple word score or whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: think I've ever played scrabble correctly.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good because that word's not gonna get a
Speaker 1: lot of points.
Speaker 4: Also because it's so many common letters, that's the thing,
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: So you know you can get a lot of points
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 4: You could probably figure something better out, like optimal for
Speaker 4: that word is so nothing. You get ten points made, man,
Speaker 4: you're like got it, and you can also.
Speaker 5: Probably do ginger and end up with more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think fuck you guys just opened up a
Speaker 3: whole new can of worms.
Speaker 1: It's like you ever heard of mad libs? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's the same thing where I've made that.
Speaker 3: I've made that game.
Speaker 1: That's what I So stay with me, stay with me.
Speaker 3: That's what all of us immature assoles did that ever
Speaker 3: played mad libs? Like outside of school, right because you
Speaker 3: couldn't do it. You couldn't handle to the teacher and
Speaker 3: no sweating.
Speaker 1: No, it was like you're gonna get it expelled, expelled,
Speaker 1: and your gramma's gonna beat the funk.
Speaker 2: Went to Ethic Skulls, So they would have promoted me.
Speaker 2: It would have been like you're the dude whatever you're
Speaker 2: the head of the archdiocese.
Speaker 1: Actually you would have had a golden rob or those
Speaker 1: fucking hats on the dripped out session. Listen, would it be?
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm gonna buy scrabble so we can
Speaker 3: do racial slurs. I'm gonna do that, so that's over.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be way harder. You guys think I tried
Speaker 1: so many times.
Speaker 3: Well, but it's been a long time though, hasn't it.
Speaker 3: I feel like our wisdom now with age, we.
Speaker 1: Should do scrabble.
Speaker 2: But like we have like we just we we use
Speaker 2: what letters we have to make a noo slur, and
Speaker 2: we vote on how that's good it is?
Speaker 1: That's hard. I like that, and we debate, we debate
Speaker 1: like who it's for, Like I like that a lot?
Speaker 1: Is that next year? You know that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4: How good of content that is. But I'm sure it's
Speaker 4: gonna stay on the floor.
Speaker 1: You know what it is.
Speaker 2: I took an edible thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Ideas that is such good content.
Speaker 4: It's not a lie either, It's not he's not lying
Speaker 4: it even a little bit. Yeah yeah, yeah, but we're not.
Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea. Well, it's a great idea.
Speaker 1: That's that's content, that's pure content.
Speaker 3: Would it be weird if yes, if I bought I
Speaker 3: guess it wouldn't be if I wore frequently a like
Speaker 3: an archbishop or whatever, like a head dress. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: if you wore stuff like that, like say casually going
Speaker 3: to the grocery store, is that like?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that not wrong? Because I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, technically disrespectful, but like also.
Speaker 3: But like say what because like say if you were
Speaker 3: one of those people, what is the like I guess,
Speaker 3: like say, if you're a judge in England or whatever,
Speaker 3: you know they were the stupid robe in the wig?
Speaker 3: Right they still do that for real, judge, the one
Speaker 3: in many countries actually still do that in South Africa
Speaker 3: they still do that in.
Speaker 1: Really and yes they still you know a place where
Speaker 1: they still wear powdered wigs. I'm not even I'm not
Speaker 1: even a little bit joking. That's crazy. I didn't know
Speaker 1: they still do. They still do. I've been there. I've
Speaker 1: been there and whatever seen a judge there. Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: never gotten. I'm not going to courtinate while I was
Speaker 1: a judge. Oh not no, not not not not in
Speaker 1: London proper. When I was there, I was definitely not
Speaker 1: involved any judgery. I have one.
Speaker 3: I've seen one, judge, I've seen your life. Yeah one judge,
Speaker 3: because uh that was when I was dread. I was like,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be here if I would not be stop
Speaker 3: moving black and no reason you should see judge dread
Speaker 3: other than you're to die, right Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they made.
Speaker 2: A character like that and everybody thought it was cool
Speaker 2: that is a sociopath. Actually, like imagine if we I
Speaker 2: mean I struggle to even think of a character that
Speaker 2: people love that isn't a sociopath or a psychopath on
Speaker 2: some level.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like, you know what's funny about uh
Speaker 3: just think about Credos.
Speaker 1: Think about Credos man.
Speaker 3: You know how a lot of people are like, oh man,
Speaker 3: it was so such a crazy killer and shit like that.
Speaker 3: That's it was so shoehorned into focus on that win
Speaker 3: when you think about it, even something like uh, The
Speaker 3: Last of Us when you're trying to think about hey man,
Speaker 3: revenge sucks and ship and like it's like, well, who cares?
Speaker 3: I just killed like three hundred people before this, Oh no,
Speaker 3: I had whos like that moment like I killed a
Speaker 3: pregnant woman. I murdered a dog.
Speaker 1: I killed a little chubby Asian girl that was just
Speaker 1: scared that I was in a room where she was
Speaker 1: in out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Like I don't care at all, Like pick up Nathan Drake,
Speaker 3: who's just an explorer he's killed hundreds of people, is
Speaker 3: a murder.
Speaker 1: He's not an exploring a murderer. There's a difference. Alora
Speaker 1: Croft has killed species that there's maybe three of them left,
Speaker 1: and she's killed two.
Speaker 2: Nathan Drake has a higher kill count than fucking RFK
Speaker 2: And that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: That is pretty great. That is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: People like oh, Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker killed so many
Speaker 2: people on the Depth Start.
Speaker 3: This is this is like it's like a fucking plumber man,
Speaker 3: my my wife's making space ros.
Speaker 2: It really would be like the nine to eleven hijackers
Speaker 2: feel like learning that a baby was in the Twin Towers.
Speaker 4: And being like, yeah, families and children on the Death
Speaker 4: Start that did not want to be there.
Speaker 1: They were just there because they had to be. It
Speaker 1: was just an.
Speaker 3: Off side fucking job, like normally they do it on
Speaker 3: their stupid planet and they're like, hey, we got this
Speaker 3: big opportunity for you this we're building this stupid space
Speaker 3: moon thing that.
Speaker 1: What if that person was like, I'm really trying to
Speaker 1: do something to really fuck these guys over, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna so slowly fuck with the plumbing, so eventually there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of fucking backed up trash on the side
Speaker 1: of here. I'm gonna make a small difference, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make a difference than the less And all of
Speaker 1: a sudden he feels heat and an infinite hole he
Speaker 1: feels he feels unbelievable, and then and he gets and
Speaker 1: he doesn't even get a chance to bind with the force.
Speaker 1: So it does make a stupid ninety year old dickhead
Speaker 1: decided to be like, my dad's a Nazi and he's
Speaker 1: gonna sue.
Speaker 3: It to a skill count was really impressive. It's like
Speaker 3: in the millions, yeah, because I mean because of how
Speaker 3: big that thing is. Because you think about just like
Speaker 3: even a ship, like that's the one thing that I
Speaker 3: always discussed me about thinking about ships.
Speaker 1: We were like, oh man, how cool would it be
Speaker 1: to be a pirate?
Speaker 3: And like not only the aspect of how all the
Speaker 3: other discussing aspects of it, but just how many people
Speaker 3: you need to maintain the ship. I'm like, yeah, fuck that,
Speaker 3: no way, no fucking way. So then now times that
Speaker 3: by what a ship? By how many?
Speaker 1: One hundred thousand? It's insane as hard as the space.
Speaker 1: I don't know how. I can't even quantity. I can't
Speaker 1: even really. Yeah, it's hard to be.
Speaker 3: I need somebody to actually tell me how big the
Speaker 3: whoever they did the calculation of the moon. But I'm
Speaker 3: sure there's a I'm sure there's some moon or I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't think it's the size of our mind.
Speaker 4: That's the point. Was size like ours. It looks the
Speaker 4: way it does. I could be wrong, though, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know somebody's done all the calculations.
Speaker 1: There's millions.
Speaker 2: There is some nerd out there who's done, who's done
Speaker 2: every who knows exactly let me.
Speaker 1: See I can look like millions. I remember we went
Speaker 1: about it before and we were like, it's not that much,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, I think.
Speaker 3: I remember you. I remember us having this conversation and
Speaker 3: it was way more than we thought. Yeah, so loose, Skywalker.
Speaker 3: But I love I love how, I love how If
Speaker 3: you don't hammer in on it. It's so easy excusable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know about the fact that he's like, he's a hero.
Speaker 2: That's why he's an entire society, so something a lot
Speaker 2: and times times.
Speaker 3: Probably he's ollam a lot of times.
Speaker 2: The the amount of people he killed per person, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean it actually it is.
Speaker 3: So that is a very true assessment. It's a very
Speaker 3: true thing to say nearly.
Speaker 1: One and a half million people.
Speaker 2: And how many of those people were He's got less,
Speaker 2: He's got less than Hitler numbers. He's one six to
Speaker 2: the Hitler though, that's if you yeah, less numbers of Hitler.
Speaker 2: Man's right, But like.
Speaker 4: The died on dog. But he when Fader blew it
Speaker 4: was two billion people.
Speaker 1: He blew up dog. Imagine that. Imagine being that far
Speaker 1: gone from something because we're not heroes, think about heroes
Speaker 1: of all hold on, hold on what spoilers about all
Speaker 1: theron right through straight through out the back. And it's
Speaker 1: like a style like imagine being a good like we're
Speaker 1: not heroes, but we're not bad people, right, Imagine being
Speaker 1: so upset that you go from being like who I
Speaker 1: am right now to the kind of guy that's ordering
Speaker 1: puppies that get murdered in rape, Like imagine like that
Speaker 1: degree of like the descent into like, Oh, I'm really
Speaker 1: not me anymore. Can I tell you something?
Speaker 3: I feel something slightly awakening in me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's there's a there's a darkness rising in me.
Speaker 3: The stuff that's going on, Like it's really I was
Speaker 3: telling Chris before we started. I started rewatching Castlevania, the
Speaker 3: original Netflix series, because I just finished Nocturn, and the
Speaker 3: thing that's happening right now is I'm seeing very cathartic
Speaker 3: things within it, like say, Isaac gets harassed at that
Speaker 3: oasis and then like he just wanted to drink. There's
Speaker 3: plenty for everybody, and then he kills the shit of them, right,
Speaker 3: and it felt I was sitting on the couch and
Speaker 3: it felt so good because my mind went to, like
Speaker 3: those guys vote you know what guys. Those people would
Speaker 3: have been in modern day for sure, and it just
Speaker 3: so it felt like it felt like those guys were
Speaker 3: like being taken.
Speaker 1: Care of, and I was like, oh God, he's actually okay.
Speaker 3: The and this is the problem with the I watched
Speaker 3: and finished Nock Turn, and Nock Turn was I liked Nockturn.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: I liked a lot of the I've almost seen the
Speaker 2: first episode of the first season so far.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like the premise, I like the guy, the
Speaker 3: creole guys that they fucked with. I liked a lot
Speaker 3: of things that they did and that they showcased. But
Speaker 3: unfortunately the writing isn't nearly as good as the original series.
Speaker 1: That's the only problem.
Speaker 3: I can it makes it not as good because the
Speaker 3: other sea.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, if.
Speaker 3: Anyone hasn't seen either, watch Nock Turn first, because you
Speaker 3: don't even have to have to understand they're barely connected.
Speaker 4: Like it's not even like say, if you there's one
Speaker 4: through line and it doesn't ruin the other one by
Speaker 4: it doesn't. It really doesn't.
Speaker 1: You could watch it in like a Red Dead kind
Speaker 1: of you, one thousand percent can.
Speaker 3: And I would highly recommend watching Nocturn Versus because when
Speaker 3: to watch the original Netflix series, it is so much
Speaker 3: it's so it.
Speaker 2: Spoils some stuff, but like not fairly crazy, but nothing nothing.
Speaker 3: It's literally just as much as like say, Red Dead
Speaker 3: two would spoil like shit.
Speaker 4: In the first ones spoilers, spoilers as we're going, we're
Speaker 4: going to talk about the series.
Speaker 1: So people that are.
Speaker 5: Watching, I mean not crazy and not crazy. We just
Speaker 5: want to mention it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wanted to mention it and be like,
Speaker 1: bro like the because that first season Castlevania's so.
Speaker 4: Good, way too and season two is like, I'm trump
Speaker 4: of the best animated television ever.
Speaker 2: Do it's because it's so It's because it's so tight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like there's no fan on that, there's no fat, there's
Speaker 2: no fat.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of getting a script and like you said,
Speaker 3: trimming the fat.
Speaker 1: It's what it feels like.
Speaker 3: Is this is why I'm watching it again to try
Speaker 3: to criticize it. I'm doing an exercise of like, surely
Speaker 3: there's got it. I did the same thing with residuebal
Speaker 3: To remake I talked about on the podcast before. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't find any flaws in this game, and I
Speaker 3: feel fake.
Speaker 1: That feels doesn't feel rad.
Speaker 4: There's one flaw at the end of two. That final
Speaker 4: boss fight is so silly. I get it, and you
Speaker 4: earned it because that all the ship you've been through,
Speaker 4: you've been through too much better.
Speaker 1: I have one time it blows the top off and
Speaker 1: this the game over. I mean and like, but like,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that after the bullship journey you
Speaker 1: have leading to that, because that entirety of the like
Speaker 1: the moment you go underground and you're part with the dogs,
Speaker 1: that part is so difficult and stressful, Like it's not fun.
Speaker 1: I really do that part of the game, but you're
Speaker 1: moving through it.
Speaker 2: I really love endings like that though. Oh no, it's
Speaker 2: it's like I I like one of my favorite I remember,
Speaker 2: did you ever play or beat Fable two? My favorite
Speaker 2: thing about that game outside of just like it's kind
Speaker 2: of a joy. There's something about that game. It's got charisma,
Speaker 2: it's magic. It's like like a bottle.
Speaker 1: It's got a vibe.
Speaker 2: It's it's the same way that I feel about like
Speaker 2: the Star Wars soundtrack. Yeah, where's like there's like a
Speaker 2: cozy like there's something about it that just like feels
Speaker 2: nostalgic even if you don't have experience with it. But
Speaker 2: the way Fable to ends is awesome because like there's
Speaker 2: this guy, he's a dickhead the whole game, and then
Speaker 2: you go up to him and then you just press
Speaker 2: why kill him? And you literally just pull your gun
Speaker 2: out thinking that it's gonna be this boss fight and
Speaker 2: it's just some guy, so you shoot him and.
Speaker 5: He dies and it's awesome, Like it's it's it's.
Speaker 2: Because it it's satisfying just to get there, you know.
Speaker 3: I think it's the same as killing Micah, Like that's
Speaker 3: one of the fucking that is so excellent because it's
Speaker 3: not like I had to have some ultimate showdown with
Speaker 3: Micah kills just like and then you just kill that
Speaker 3: ship out of him, Like it's.
Speaker 1: So like, what's it?
Speaker 3: Uh, what's what the hell?
Speaker 1: Dutch?
Speaker 3: He helps you, He like gives you a pass because
Speaker 3: he knows he did he done did wrong, he done
Speaker 3: did he done?
Speaker 1: Did not good?
Speaker 2: But have you seen the video of like that somebody
Speaker 2: made of I'm sure the audience is familiar with these videos,
Speaker 2: but the videos of uh, you know them fucking with
Speaker 2: the real time cutscenes like placing dynamite before cutscene happens,
Speaker 2: and then like it explodes and the cutscene happens and
Speaker 2: they're just skeletons moving around.
Speaker 1: Kiss it's good ship. The fact that is insane, and
Speaker 1: it's well, a lot of games they have that.
Speaker 2: It's just the issue of like not a lot of
Speaker 2: games go that in depth about like a Halo has
Speaker 2: really in game cuts, in time in engine cut scenes too,
Speaker 2: that had like you can throw grenade before, but it's
Speaker 2: not going to like blow Chief's face off. It's the
Speaker 2: combination of those two things that make it special. But
Speaker 2: like there's somebody did all the craziest ways to kill Micah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I seen that.
Speaker 3: We're like he's just a skeleton. It's a skeleton. You
Speaker 3: can blow him literally just like yeah, his fucking top
Speaker 3: half is gone, so that he's just speaking with he's
Speaker 3: his legs and he's speaking. He's gone and just falls
Speaker 3: his legs fall downs, so funny, it's awesome.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's one of my least favorite people ever.
Speaker 4: I really can't forehead the acts.
Speaker 3: The cannon is my favorite can just blowing into skin
Speaker 3: of cone. And so that's that is that felt great
Speaker 3: so again, and and so for like RESTAVI two, that
Speaker 3: felt fine for me.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't feel bothered for it.
Speaker 3: Like I understand it's technically like kind of goofy, but
Speaker 3: also I don't want.
Speaker 1: To fight that thing anyway. It's not like I really
Speaker 1: like nothing.
Speaker 3: I was like agile and like I like I like
Speaker 3: bosses that phillip A stage when you're like, uh like uh,
Speaker 3: say you're riding in fucking the Rising.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you're.
Speaker 3: There's like there's something like really huge and amorphous and
Speaker 3: ship and then like you just oh and it's like
Speaker 3: it's like you know stage stuff you use the and
Speaker 3: in a Reside Evil setting, I'm just like, what is this,
Speaker 3: Like it's.
Speaker 1: Not I can't really move, I can't really do so. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing about vers name is like combat's not yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: so it's yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I don't really want to fight like
Speaker 3: a boss like that doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: You don't do mercenaries and the scream as into the TV.
Speaker 1: I don't because I do that ship.
Speaker 4: I wanted to play mercenaries in mercenaries in Reside Evil
Speaker 4: or I've been in every stage to the point there's
Speaker 4: just no more people left. I've done that, but I'm
Speaker 4: not fast. Something any like crazy numbers on it.
Speaker 3: The thing that bothers me about mercenaries, no one is insane.
Speaker 3: Mercenaries is the weakest part of the Resident Evil experience,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Like it is just it's just sugar cane playing a
Speaker 1: Horde mode shooter like Resident Evils, like the last thing.
Speaker 3: I would want it to be modeled after you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Even Mass Effect three plays better than fucking Modern Mercenaries.
Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: I didn't play Mercenaries that much.
Speaker 1: I love that Resnue of five Mercenaries is a moment
Speaker 1: that's that is something that is ingrained and feel like
Speaker 1: stuff in that game. You are You're.
Speaker 4: Definitely not like, you're not a mobile characteristic, even when
Speaker 4: I think that's kind of the part, like that you
Speaker 4: can't be mobile.
Speaker 1: That's the point.
Speaker 2: But then that also kind of puts it into a
Speaker 2: position where it's like, well, combat is not going to
Speaker 2: be that engaged.
Speaker 1: I think it's fun, it's fun beating a fun out
Speaker 1: of Spaniards. It's not fun. It's fun. Person in the
Speaker 1: knee and then she's like, ah, you look up and
Speaker 1: you I your head off her body, so that it
Speaker 1: is bad fucking fundy.
Speaker 2: Since we're on the subject, Yeah, whereas Evil, I do
Speaker 2: want so just a brief touching of the stuff that's happening.
Speaker 2: I saw Assassin's Creed is in the news again right
Speaker 2: or in the Zeitgeist again, have you seen you know.
Speaker 1: The thing about it? I saw and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is stupid stage.
Speaker 2: So there's this there's this sentiment going around about the
Speaker 2: new Assassin's Creed about how it's like woke because it
Speaker 2: has Yoske in it, like whatever, you know, that's kind
Speaker 2: of beside the point.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite is my brother, I'm prep for
Speaker 3: this this segment.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a black samurai. So keep
Speaker 1: going a lot of work.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are talking about, well, not a
Speaker 2: lot of it, you know, loud people, the same people,
Speaker 2: more people than you would hope, but not a particularly
Speaker 2: large amount are talking about you know, they're sharing clips
Speaker 2: of you know, Yoske fighting, and it's like amazing that
Speaker 2: you'd be soft in twenty twenty five made a game
Speaker 2: where you're just a black guy killing Asians and is
Speaker 2: it not Finally no, But like I saw it, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is cute because this is the exact, almost exactly
Speaker 2: to a t, the resonable five situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait for that game that come out.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait for the rebake of five. That is
Speaker 4: gonna be a moment in it's gonna be dope, but
Speaker 4: it is like I'm gonna feel like a kid again, Like,
Speaker 4: oh man, I remember doing this.
Speaker 3: You know what's so annoying about that? That talking point
Speaker 3: was it was talking point from the Resnuable five one
Speaker 3: was from the people that you expected to criticize it.
Speaker 3: It was from some outlets that you really didn't pay
Speaker 3: that much attention to, Like I'm like reading some articles
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is funny because like, you know,
Speaker 3: people who actually play these games.
Speaker 1: It did, it didn't, It doesn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about how many Spaniards I killed
Speaker 3: in Resnue four. It didn't cross my mind. I was
Speaker 3: just killing Spaniards. I just I'm in the village, I'm
Speaker 3: in this region. I'm killing the people that are there
Speaker 3: Resuble five. You know, not until it was brought up
Speaker 3: did I really focus on it. And it just made
Speaker 3: it way funnier, Like it kind of enhanced the experience
Speaker 3: of like, oh, this is kind of funny now that
Speaker 3: I think about it, And it didn't it wasn't problematic
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 5: Well, dude, it's kind of it is a damned if
Speaker 5: you do, damned if you do a situation.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, let's say you make them all white zombies
Speaker 2: and you're like, you're whitewashing Africa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, it's crazy totally or you know makes what
Speaker 4: makes this so funny. There's only one part of the
Speaker 4: game where I'm like, it's a tribal part, like where
Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, I'm having fun.
Speaker 3: I mean the only say because like it's no matter
Speaker 3: how you look at it, it's like what they should
Speaker 3: have done.
Speaker 1: Let's say we're gonna be like a realistic thing.
Speaker 3: Cheva would have been, like, we got to find another
Speaker 3: way around that gate, like because otherwise we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to go in that.
Speaker 1: Village and kill everyone.
Speaker 3: And the Metal game maybe there's yeah, because you got
Speaker 3: to get those pieces to open up the gate, and
Speaker 3: so it's like, we got to find another way around
Speaker 3: this game. Maybe we can blow it up with something
Speaker 3: because they have weapons or something, because we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to decimate that fucking tribe.
Speaker 1: That's just there's what.
Speaker 3: Bothers me about those games. Man, if you like the
Speaker 3: thing that bothered, like I.
Speaker 4: Love every single game that has stages, every single game
Speaker 4: that just has this problem. Well, master Chief can climb
Speaker 4: a mountain, don't fucking look at me and tell me,
Speaker 4: but you grab into the mountain and break his hand
Speaker 4: into it and go up the mountain.
Speaker 2: Sure, But the thing about that is like in those games,
Speaker 2: you kind of can like you can find you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like you can get over the mountain
Speaker 2: and break.
Speaker 1: Through that you know anywhere around you.
Speaker 4: But like it'd be like I don't have to break
Speaker 4: mechanics and be stuck on geenme to do that, Like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, But what like what I'm saying is
Speaker 2: like in a Halo game, like you're on a linear path,
Speaker 2: but there are ways that you can do ship you
Speaker 2: can find your place in situations where you can do
Speaker 2: the things that you could do and more like I'm
Speaker 2: at the top of a building by jumping off a
Speaker 2: fucking ledge onto a lamp post up into the top,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I got some crazy shit
Speaker 2: that you can do despite how limited the you know
Speaker 2: you're supposed to feel. And it bothers me about those
Speaker 2: like Resident Evils specifically God of War specifically the new
Speaker 2: God of Wars are ridiculous about that because I'm in
Speaker 2: a cutscene flying off a mountain, landing on a dragon,
Speaker 2: you know, doing this crazy shit and then like.
Speaker 1: How am I going to hit that lantern from over here?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It is uh, it's it's been a problem since the beginning,
Speaker 3: and they they especially the God of War series, but
Speaker 3: they try to make things slightly better because one of
Speaker 3: the things that we all criticized back in the day
Speaker 3: the old g Ones was opening the chest to get
Speaker 3: your orbs and stuff like that, your health, your magic,
Speaker 3: like the struggle and like I just watched especially number two.
Speaker 1: I watched him throw a statue, a Colossus statue.
Speaker 3: He tosses the motherfucker and it goes flying back and
Speaker 3: then oh I got a heel.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 3: Why are like at some point somebody in that studio
Speaker 3: had to be like this is stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, this is dumb.
Speaker 5: It's always like the thing is like, yeah, this is dumb.
Speaker 1: Is it? Does it look cool? Kind of?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's probably it's probably yeah, like that it's
Speaker 3: cool though it feels it kind of makes you feel it.
Speaker 5: Feels like it tricks you into feeling rewarded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like this is a tough thing and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is the this is that's stupid. But I want
Speaker 3: to go back to do you remember the guy the
Speaker 3: the guy's name that brought up the Oh it's uh,
Speaker 3: we're killing Asians as a black guy.
Speaker 5: Oh the Korean guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a do you remember his name? Ama?
Speaker 2: This is this guy that especially around that period of
Speaker 2: time that let me.
Speaker 1: See if I can, because this guy look into people
Speaker 1: don't read or understand things anymore. People don't. People just
Speaker 1: choose not to try to understand things a Korean.
Speaker 2: So this is what Korean coming to the defensive that
Speaker 2: period of Japan is like.
Speaker 1: This is what he's like.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a click this guy before? This
Speaker 3: guy looks familiar at all to you?
Speaker 1: Who is that? That's the that's the guy. So that's
Speaker 1: just the guy. He does.
Speaker 3: I just learned discovered literally last night that he does content.
Speaker 1: I guess too.
Speaker 2: Let me just say this. You asked if he seems
Speaker 2: familiar to me? He answers, yes.
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna go there, but I wasn't gonna go there.
Speaker 1: I was gonna go there. I told you that.
Speaker 5: I told you the last couple of episodes. I'm on
Speaker 5: my racist era.
Speaker 3: I was not gonna go there. But I completely understand
Speaker 3: why you went there.
Speaker 1: You know like I haven't heard a Asian look a
Speaker 1: like joke in literally like a decade.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this guy, his name inde hed anyone heard
Speaker 3: anyone listening to this. You might have heard of this
Speaker 3: guy on Twitter at least if you're on Twitter, Kingman Lee,
Speaker 3: he pops up every once in a while. Calm down,
Speaker 3: but this guy is popped up. You've if you're if
Speaker 3: you were remotely interested in video games, you have come
Speaker 3: across that guy. Calm down, It's okay.
Speaker 1: We shared the most.
Speaker 2: That was such an office stupid like you don't the
Speaker 2: latest way to communicate a mutual races.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm clipping that for sure, Like that's what we're
Speaker 3: definitely because you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I clearly don't mind cat. I love grands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Koreans are great. They're making some good media now, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although I will say I don't know if you've
Speaker 2: I do, I will say, excuid the game. Okay, so
Speaker 2: that you want to do though, settle, Let's settle something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jebanese or Korean barbecue. You can't be bogogie man, that's
Speaker 2: kind of so.
Speaker 4: J barbecue is good, but Kay barbecue is more abundant,
Speaker 4: and I think there's more better.
Speaker 2: I actually disagree. I think Japanese barbecue, the stuff I've
Speaker 2: had a Japanese barbecue, most of it is really good,
Speaker 2: to the point where like I think most of what
Speaker 2: you get from Japanese barbecue is better than most of
Speaker 2: what you get with Korean barbecue. But bulgogi, man like,
Speaker 2: is such an s tier. Like I like bulgogi more
Speaker 2: than anything I would get at a Japanese barbecue.
Speaker 1: Especially chicken is awesome. It's crazy rice and corn. It's
Speaker 1: a perfect meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's kind of like I've I've overall enjoyed
Speaker 2: like more because most of the time, like a Korean
Speaker 2: barbecue is like, yeah, we'll entertain the brisket, yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, we'll entertain the I don't know,
Speaker 2: the whatever other cut of meat we're getting, but by
Speaker 2: the end it's always MARBLEGGI The.
Speaker 3: Problem with all the other things is like they're not marinated.
Speaker 3: So I like that infinitely less.
Speaker 1: There's there's spicy chicken I've gotten from a few of
Speaker 1: them that's really really.
Speaker 3: I like that, Like the buggi is marinated. They bring
Speaker 3: it out fucking marinated. So then when.
Speaker 1: I cook it.
Speaker 3: It's delicious, and then they bring out brisket, they bring
Speaker 3: out the pork belly, they bring out everything else. It
Speaker 3: is fucking no season has touched it. And then we
Speaker 3: put it on the grill and then we dip it
Speaker 3: in season that's on the table, And I'm like, when
Speaker 3: have we, as human beings us ever cooked like that?
Speaker 3: Like imagine imagine getting like a piece of chicken, slapping
Speaker 3: it on the fucking skillet and then having your sauce.
Speaker 1: Like all right, You're like, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to imagine it, because that's exactly what these
Speaker 2: places do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, no, I like to season my
Speaker 3: ship before I slap it on the grill, still in
Speaker 3: the flavor, and then I like to have a little
Speaker 3: extra something on the side. So to me, that's why
Speaker 3: the buggi is. I really only go to Koream Barbecue
Speaker 3: for that. And I love the uh the paper rice
Speaker 3: the like I know a lot of places don't have
Speaker 3: them sometimes and I'm like, the paper, where's my paper rice?
Speaker 3: I fucking love it because it's almost like like a
Speaker 3: little taco, Like it's.
Speaker 1: Like a taco. It feels like. I just like rice
Speaker 1: in general, So Yeah, I'll just eat that by itself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eat it like a stackable. Yea, it's great. Man.
Speaker 3: I right, we've been dude, what's your favorite grain of rice?
Speaker 1: You know grain?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Probably, I actually don't know the answer. Probably.
Speaker 3: I didn't have one until uh Jojo started buying.
Speaker 1: Bos Madidi is good, long grain.
Speaker 3: Bas Madi is fucking I've tried a lot of differences.
Speaker 5: The thin one that you get with Mediterranean food.
Speaker 3: No, these ones are a little bit. These ones are
Speaker 3: a teeny bit thicker. A lot of the Mediterranean ones
Speaker 3: I prefer thicker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the most matter.
Speaker 3: Of the ones that I would get the most was
Speaker 3: jasmine and and bos madi. But bos madi especially like
Speaker 3: the when it when, when it's ready, I haven't all
Speaker 3: the other ones that I've tried. Doesn't have the same
Speaker 3: smell like it has this smell and flavor that replicate
Speaker 3: with something else I.
Speaker 1: Think in the house that makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 3: But it's not, it's fine, it's just it's just the
Speaker 3: texture does not hit for me. The texture of what
Speaker 3: of brown rice? The texture is not nearly a satisfactory
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: It's that good.
Speaker 4: I can admit that but like I don't. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember what the right is curious, but
Speaker 4: whatever that rice is my favorite.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. That's a short grain, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea, But I know how you
Speaker 3: can kind of cheat and make a version of sticky rice.
Speaker 1: You can make it a pretty much.
Speaker 5: You could pour glue on your rice.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you could like, yeah, glue.
Speaker 3: Or marsh rice.
Speaker 1: What the glue marshmallow? I mean, I guess you could
Speaker 1: like rice crispies. Yeah, but I just sweet. But like
Speaker 1: you're disconnected the fact that's not rice anywhere that rice.
Speaker 3: Once it becomes that, it's like it's like, I know,
Speaker 3: popcorn is corn and cornuts is corn, but it's not
Speaker 3: like say, you know, have you just have like corn
Speaker 3: cooked and then and a corn nut.
Speaker 1: It is so.
Speaker 2: Vastly they are so different as to essentially not be
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: Like rice krispies and rice are not the same thing.
Speaker 1: I do, not even slightly. But they are, but they're
Speaker 1: not like it's from the same thing. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like if you're the that's like in the same way
Speaker 1: that like a caterpillar and a butterfly are the same
Speaker 1: thing anymore.
Speaker 3: Somebody kill him that first of all, someone kill him
Speaker 3: some some someone kill him.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Now, Here's the thing about it is like it's it's
Speaker 2: the same thing in a in the sense that like
Speaker 2: if I took you in this moment and then shot
Speaker 2: you in the head and melted you, that's still that's not.
Speaker 1: It's not like, oh that's king that Oh that was Kingston.
Speaker 2: It's ostensibly so different as to not be you anymore.
Speaker 1: That was me.
Speaker 4: I think they both done it the same place. This
Speaker 4: arguments really stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have it, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to have it, but like I don't want to give up.
Speaker 1: I'll eat a counterpillar or butterflies.
Speaker 3: It's fine eating a butterfly a mod but the thing
Speaker 3: is they probably taste a little different, like eating butterflies.
Speaker 3: Start I start with monarch butterflies, and I start.
Speaker 1: With the wings.
Speaker 3: You're like, you know, there's some freaks that like that's
Speaker 3: a delicacy, like probably in Thailand or something where.
Speaker 2: Just get to just get a stick with with a
Speaker 2: like a big paper towel, so didn't like adhesive, just
Speaker 2: like waving around.
Speaker 1: The you just eat it like a turkey.
Speaker 4: When I saw that somebody put webs on the stick
Speaker 4: and then caught a bunch of flies and it ate
Speaker 4: the web.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's something. I know.
Speaker 2: That's a cartoon. I know exactly. I see it in
Speaker 2: my head, but I don't see.
Speaker 1: Like a cartoon reptile or something a cartoon network. Was
Speaker 1: it like a.
Speaker 3: Cartoon animal, like some sort of cartoon was a creature?
Speaker 3: Oh see, I'm okay with that. I was thinking it
Speaker 3: was like like it was like it was hill or
Speaker 3: it was like something, but I I want to.
Speaker 1: Say it was like cats on it.
Speaker 5: It was like a vaguely horror related thing right, Like
Speaker 5: it was like it.
Speaker 2: Was supposed to be something scary, but I only like
Speaker 2: it might have been like it was the idea of
Speaker 2: like to two characters were out doing something almost like
Speaker 2: the play.
Speaker 1: Was like a date but spooky or.
Speaker 2: Something, and they were like they were getting caught in
Speaker 2: candy but it was just like spider webs and.
Speaker 1: Was it Billy's sun? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know what's really bothers.
Speaker 2: Something about this is that I can see this scene
Speaker 2: really vividly in my head, but I can't see the
Speaker 2: art design of it or who the fuck it is
Speaker 2: seeing a hill. I'm saying people laying on a hill.
Speaker 2: There's some sort of whatever. And I have no idea.
Speaker 2: If you are twenty nine to thirty two and you're
Speaker 2: listening to this and you might know the answer to this,
Speaker 2: please like this to me because this is gonna bother.
Speaker 1: Me for a long time. You'll get it somebody who's
Speaker 1: gonna find it. You were saying something about NC Turnt.
Speaker 3: I was inting about Nocturn and then no, we we
Speaker 3: actually went way past that. We were talking about Uh,
Speaker 3: we're talking about that guy. No, we're the Asian some Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're talking about the Asian, the Korean fella. He just
Speaker 3: fell into the same as a what's his name, Grumps
Speaker 3: or Grums.
Speaker 1: Grumps, Grumps. He fell into that same lane.
Speaker 3: He saw that he got like a big audience, right,
Speaker 3: he got a big ass audience. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I can grift and make some money on Twitter now
Speaker 3: because you can monetize everything. So now he's you look
Speaker 3: at his past when people start looking into him, he's
Speaker 3: has many pictures with black people, even though he's conclusively
Speaker 3: only shits on black people. Now that's like his existence
Speaker 3: because and right now, he doesn't play. He doesn't play
Speaker 3: video games either, because he hadn't he wasn't criticizing any
Speaker 3: of the cultural stuff going on in any of the
Speaker 3: other Assassin's Creeds because they've been doing it many times,
Speaker 3: because a lot of people are saying things like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's the historical inaccuracies. There's this one guy. He asked like,
Speaker 3: why are people so mad about this one specifically? And
Speaker 3: this is what this guy said, OSRA does they disrespected
Speaker 3: the shit out of Japanese people and rewrite their history
Speaker 3: for them. I don't remember, but I believe they even
Speaker 3: made some comments blaming their consumers too. I think the
Speaker 3: nippicking is just all that frustrated frustration manifested. And when
Speaker 3: you were saying that, it was like, you clearly have
Speaker 3: never played one Assassin's Creed because like.
Speaker 1: Most of them, yes that not most of them, they
Speaker 1: every single one.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the purpose. I just don't know how rooted
Speaker 2: in history, the Organs or you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: There used to be more historical fiction, I think than
Speaker 2: they are now.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's very much the same. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very much the same. They use historical character. There's
Speaker 3: there are Kings and people that like, say, I played
Speaker 3: honestly like three, I beat it like three times, and like.
Speaker 1: The it's actually it's it's good. Like there is.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of things there's especially
Speaker 3: when it comes to you be Soft. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of uncharitability that like say that people give to it
Speaker 3: and then so they'll just not try something, versus like say,
Speaker 3: I think like from software has like over charitability to
Speaker 3: where the problems that they have people ignore. So there's
Speaker 3: like a thing where I'm like, you be soft has issues.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that. But then there's some diamonds in the
Speaker 3: rough and they have some games they're actually pretty fucking good.
Speaker 1: There's you be Soft, But why is it there? We
Speaker 1: be hard? That's bad.
Speaker 2: We we be hard that's so stupid. Well, it's also
Speaker 2: just like I've heard that so many times. Yea macro Hard,
Speaker 2: you know, macro Hard is ironically like a bad add
Speaker 2: Like if if I were to ever have a band Macrohart, Macrolhart,
Speaker 2: I love that macro Hard, macro it does dude. In fact,
Speaker 2: in fact, Macrohart is my favorite band ever. I love
Speaker 2: that they're Jewish and and uh, well they've said they
Speaker 2: are I don't know, Jewish and they claim they're not gay.
Speaker 3: From the River to the.
Speaker 1: Scene from Yak Will Be Free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I love the the circle back to the Revenue of
Speaker 2: five stuff.
Speaker 1: With this, it's just the other side doing It's great.
Speaker 2: I love just standing in one place and watching everybody
Speaker 2: like just twirl around me and then they look at
Speaker 2: me as if I've moved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're yeah, you're crazy, You're a grifter or something.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's true?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I I like video games and I still like them,
Speaker 3: and I have nothing. I can't say anything about yas
Speaker 3: video games, and I mean, that's always been video games.
Speaker 1: And I've always been a little racist, and that's it,
Speaker 1: and that's it. Yeah, what's wrong with that. I'm not mean.
Speaker 1: I'm not mean anybody. I just have thoughts.
Speaker 3: That's default gaming gamer experience.
Speaker 2: What was that Wonder Shows and uh thing that that
Speaker 2: you remember that we Gotta Sell Free Difference?
Speaker 1: That ship wasn't even funny, remember that. I it was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was at the time, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a Comedy Central show.
Speaker 1: I might have seen it, just kind of it sounds
Speaker 1: familiar I'm not sure it.
Speaker 2: It was a Comedy Central show that was that looked
Speaker 2: they were trying to give like what like a Seme
Speaker 2: Street kind of right, and it's just it's got some
Speaker 2: that song about the slaves, slaves built the pyramids, and
Speaker 2: it's like thank you slaves, and it's like.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: You can't stuff like I'm not like a oh Man
Speaker 4: names the ol Day's kind of person. But I think
Speaker 4: having the ability to put it like that out there,
Speaker 4: you would give you the chance to see who's a
Speaker 4: fucked up person.
Speaker 2: You got to exercise your demon this man, Like, I
Speaker 2: think that's I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It's not even demons.
Speaker 4: It's because I don't laugh at prejudice because I believe
Speaker 4: in prejudice. I laugh at the fact that someone could believe.
Speaker 1: That you laugh at you don't laugh at you don't
Speaker 1: laugh at like.
Speaker 3: We'll just laugh and meet me more simply just laugh
Speaker 3: because it's fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's just dark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like that, it's like I'm laughing at the
Speaker 4: insanity of it, right, I'm not laughing at the.
Speaker 2: Like the funniest part about it is that it's a
Speaker 2: real person and how silly. Yeah, like this is a
Speaker 2: real Like every character that we've invented, even the most
Speaker 2: over the top ones here, yeah are real. Like that's
Speaker 2: a person that, yeah, you know somewhere. I have only
Speaker 2: twenty people on the planet. I have a clip on
Speaker 2: my phone of me.
Speaker 3: I was playing uh resumele five on this and it's
Speaker 3: just I'm in the village, I'm in the in the
Speaker 3: that that tribe, and I'm just with the stunt gun,
Speaker 3: just going to town and I'm like saying, you know,
Speaker 3: certain things, I'm having the time of my life.
Speaker 1: Put the gun down.
Speaker 2: It's a zombie with a stick with me with a
Speaker 2: frying pant in his house, cooking.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Don't even have the burrows. He's not He's fine. He's
Speaker 3: just no one has no bros is back. Hey, christ
Speaker 3: is stripping, and she is just like, hey, friend, welcome.
Speaker 4: Barrow shotgun to his poor future track running star. He
Speaker 4: has a beautiful future out of him. And he's like, oh, sir,
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Mister white man. We love you because for some reason,
Speaker 1: Africans are stock white. Mister white man, you would white
Speaker 1: like ivory. Just they're they're getting hostile. Chevy, you saw it,
Speaker 1: Chevy saw. I want to keep my job.
Speaker 3: So yes, sir, you're a good one.
Speaker 1: You know what doesn't frighten me.
Speaker 2: Sheva is trembling the entire time. She's on edge the
Speaker 2: whole game, standing next to Chris Redfield.
Speaker 1: Making her attack. Other fellow Africans are white, like Ivory.
Speaker 1: His father's just a fucking gun that is like ten
Speaker 1: feet remember the one with the smooth with the snoop,
Speaker 1: the magnum, the last one you get, the one, the
Speaker 1: first magnimum. Oh wait, it has the barrel. Looks like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die. You are white. You are all white,
Speaker 1: like ghost of Christmas Palace. Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: He didn't even mean to do it. He was just
Speaker 4: like it was just like, yeah, what's happening, what's happening
Speaker 4: in it?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, my heart.
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, I've been playing I've been playing fucking Mafia.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Mafia one.
Speaker 1: Game you got, like the definitive. Yeah yeah, I figured.
Speaker 3: I think it was on Placey and plus I was like,
Speaker 3: oh I have this, I might as well play it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's unreasonably well written.
Speaker 3: I've heard great things. I just haven't played hm.
Speaker 1: Yet No, I know me too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, but it's always sitting in the background, and
Speaker 2: I think about, like, when did the did this game
Speaker 2: come out?
Speaker 1: Initially? I was like, well, like it doesn't five.
Speaker 3: Sixty one, right, Mafia one I think is original Xbox
Speaker 3: was it?
Speaker 1: Was it? Maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I might have to three three keeps brillying in my
Speaker 4: brank the one with the New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that apparently was really good too. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: that's what he was called them that they didn't call
Speaker 1: him a black man. They did, they called him boy
Speaker 1: and negroid?
Speaker 3: What what's that? Why Mafia one really.
Speaker 4: Game where you play as a slave, a freak slave, Like,
Speaker 4: why is that a game yet? Like I'm surprised it
Speaker 4: hasn't happened.
Speaker 3: There probably some indie ship that we don't know about,
Speaker 3: and I want to play it, Like what it was
Speaker 3: like that astag fucking game?
Speaker 1: Like why isn't that a game yet? Like like something
Speaker 1: something like like what's like why don't we have like
Speaker 1: do you that game exists on?
Speaker 3: Like fucking it's like a flash game on a fucking
Speaker 3: racist website?
Speaker 1: What the top? So I don't entertain that what are
Speaker 1: you gonna.
Speaker 3: Say so, so dude, two thousand and two, the Mafia
Speaker 3: came in.
Speaker 1: So that was PS two, That was P two, That
Speaker 1: was three.
Speaker 3: I have memory of people doing that thing of like, oh,
Speaker 3: what did you like better of Godfather Mafia? I never played.
Speaker 3: I never played Mafia. I played Godfather, and I was like,
Speaker 3: why that was on P two as well? Yes, I
Speaker 3: was like that that game came out in between. It
Speaker 3: came out in It came.
Speaker 1: Out a little after sen Andreas something. I remember that
Speaker 1: definitely after the only thing ever that game being in
Speaker 1: that game was so fun. You're just a low down
Speaker 1: time thing, right, you did you? I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I think that was the first game I got for
Speaker 2: game fly. Really it was The Godfather. I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It was the second one, the three sixty one over
Speaker 2: the sixty apparently.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe Godfar too or maybe they put it
Speaker 3: on that I might have maybe might have ported it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I have no con I.
Speaker 3: Just remember I had no interest in playing Godfather and
Speaker 3: my friend was like, you need to play this, so
Speaker 3: you let me borrow it, and I.
Speaker 1: I think that's not very much. You need to play
Speaker 1: this game.
Speaker 3: It's but no, here's the thing when you had nothing
Speaker 3: else like this. It was very much like a great experience.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was like most rock Star games.
Speaker 3: For example, you were like, I don't need to play
Speaker 3: the Warriors, and then play the Warriors the Godfather.
Speaker 1: Actually, so the Godfather.
Speaker 3: Game, yeah, came out in two tho and six, so
Speaker 3: that was three sixty's that's about.
Speaker 1: The same time.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of the scar Face But there's a god
Speaker 2: there might be a PS two version also.
Speaker 1: There's for sure.
Speaker 3: I played no well before I was because I was eight,
Speaker 3: I would I did not play that game. I was
Speaker 3: eighteen years old PS two Like, yeah, I played a
Speaker 3: PS two Godfather game for sure, dude.
Speaker 2: It says initial release date March twenty six, two thousand
Speaker 2: and six, playing two, PlayStation three, Windows, PSP, Xbox or
Speaker 2: sixty and more.
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. Did you guys play the Scarface game?
Speaker 1: I didn't play. I didn't play Scarface game. Holyh that
Speaker 1: game is just it's just by city.
Speaker 5: I mean city is yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would make sense. Jesus Christ. I really
Speaker 1: was amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I mean, I'll take I'll take the word
Speaker 3: for it it being I'll mean it would make no
Speaker 3: sense that I'm I'm correct, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: But like, uh, I just I just don't remember. I
Speaker 3: remember being much younger when I played that, but like
Speaker 3: I was thinking like sixteen years old or something.
Speaker 1: But anyway, bro, what I play. The Scarface game is
Speaker 1: a really good game. I mean, apparently it's a great game.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of like a lot of
Speaker 1: of course, people that are reviewing it probably like it
Speaker 1: way more, but I feel like.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of like, say, do you ever did
Speaker 3: you ever play The Warriors? Of course, and like say
Speaker 3: like that to me, it was one of those games
Speaker 3: that doesn't get talked about at all really, but every
Speaker 3: person I know really enjoyed playing.
Speaker 1: That fucking game. Yeah, I think it's like that.
Speaker 4: But everyone that would play that game would really really
Speaker 4: enjoy it in the first place. It's like one of
Speaker 4: those things where it's like, you'd really enjoy that game
Speaker 4: you played. This mean, if you played this game, you're.
Speaker 5: Like, it's kind of like Doom. You're gonna like.
Speaker 1: People not kind of people are not gonna say Doom
Speaker 1: one has like I think the first Doom that came out,
Speaker 1: the remake one is a very good game. Sure, but
Speaker 1: people are like, this game is flawless. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: a good game.
Speaker 5: I think it's really I actually think it's a really
Speaker 5: damn good.
Speaker 1: It's a shotgun in that game is validates every other
Speaker 1: weapons exactly.
Speaker 4: I think that's a design problem, but it's not a
Speaker 4: bad game. That doesn't not ruin the game at all. Yeah,
Speaker 4: to me, it's not.
Speaker 3: To me, it's because I think I think even like
Speaker 3: it's a fighting games, people talk about that as an
Speaker 3: issue a lot of times. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 3: Multiple weapons are specifically always just an option, and usually
Speaker 3: especially a lot of these games are designed to be
Speaker 3: played on harder modes. There is a particular weapon that
Speaker 3: is gonna carry you through that game. Usually and other
Speaker 3: things is more for a lot of times, the more
Speaker 3: of a casual sense of like of just having fun
Speaker 3: and experimenting.
Speaker 1: It's like a rifle on Halo Like that's kind of like.
Speaker 3: Like there's certainly if you're a lot of times it's
Speaker 3: like a lot of times in other shooters it's like,
Speaker 3: well you're gonna you're gonna hear sniper rifle. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna plan in the hardest setting, you'd be kind of
Speaker 3: silly to not just headshot people, yeah, because that distance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So it's like that's it's gonna ensure really keep you alive.
Speaker 2: Beating beating Gears of War without a snipers impossible.
Speaker 1: That so it's like if it's not for me.
Speaker 4: So I think my always designed is that you have
Speaker 4: one or two weapons, but you can change the way
Speaker 4: you play with them.
Speaker 1: That is my design. I prefer a few things.
Speaker 3: If you I'm just saying, if you play on the
Speaker 3: hardest settings, you're probably not you're gonna find the most
Speaker 3: efficient weapon versus I'm gonna play around. And I feel like, say,
Speaker 3: if you're playing on like the setting of normal, you
Speaker 3: can you can probably beat the game with just the pistol.
Speaker 3: Like in Doom you can. I mean, who the fuck
Speaker 3: would do that? But I'm just saying, like, on a
Speaker 3: on a normal setting.
Speaker 1: Using the pistol, remember you sit in the very beginning.
Speaker 2: Pistol is the worst gun in Doom and it first
Speaker 2: doesn't feel good. They didn't even bring it back for Eternal.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty Sure'm pretty sure the pistols even I don't
Speaker 2: remember when Doom guy have a pistol.
Speaker 3: Also, I guess like it's fine to start with, but yeah,
Speaker 3: as soon as you get a shot and you're like,
Speaker 3: why am I gonna use it?
Speaker 5: And you get the shotgun immediately, you do feel like
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 3: I think you jumped out of the thing and the
Speaker 3: shotguns like waiting for you down there or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take it off somebody's body, right, something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think someone else had that shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, I think before you jump down you get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're right. It's something like that.
Speaker 3: I think you like grab it and then you jump
Speaker 3: down and start blasting people.
Speaker 2: But I think, yeah, Doom Maternal actually think it's really
Speaker 2: well done in that way where like you can't that
Speaker 2: actually is a game where you can't rely on any
Speaker 2: one gun.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's amazing the designer in that way. That's that
Speaker 3: that's a way to force people to engage, because I
Speaker 3: know there's a lot of people that are like, you know,
Speaker 3: autistic the way they play games are like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to use anything else because I love this particular thing.
Speaker 3: But I like the idea of when you make people
Speaker 3: use other things. I think that's actually kind of like
Speaker 3: it probably pisses them off, but it's like, oh I
Speaker 3: can't beat this. I love what Dark Souls did with
Speaker 3: the what's his name, yeah, the Giant, the Giant. I
Speaker 3: love what you had you get that specific sword to
Speaker 3: beat him. Otherwise you're gonna fight him for thirty minutes
Speaker 3: because you're chipping nothing.
Speaker 1: I love that idea. Yeah you can't. It's only for him,
Speaker 1: It's only for him.
Speaker 3: And I love that like bit of just that little
Speaker 3: thing encouraging people to like switch it up.
Speaker 1: You something else, the.
Speaker 4: Fucking spirit the spirit sword that you fight the uh
Speaker 4: right card with. Yeah that you have to like fucking
Speaker 4: beat it. You have to beat him with this particular
Speaker 4: but you want to fight it with something else. Have fun, Walter,
Speaker 4: good luck. And I think that that's that's cool to me.
Speaker 4: That's cool design.
Speaker 3: It's like that's when you okay, like, let's utilize a
Speaker 3: lot of these weapons within the gameplay other than say,
Speaker 3: like God of War, I feel like one of its
Speaker 3: major issues was, especially.
Speaker 1: In the older games, was that a billion.
Speaker 3: Nothing, the blades nothing came close to being as good
Speaker 3: as the Blades of Chaos, except for maybe in God
Speaker 3: of War three when you get Hercules's gauntlets. That ship
Speaker 3: felt fun me. Gotten Glint lion right through the lines. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you get those gauntlets. Breaking that ship felt great.
Speaker 3: You hit a giant and it would he would slow
Speaker 3: down and be like, oh.
Speaker 1: The games used to be better at it actually than
Speaker 1: they are now. I agree.
Speaker 3: I feel like there was the diversity in weapons was
Speaker 3: dope as ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm playing through like the original Medieval also
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they did a remake of it.
Speaker 2: I finished the sequel and so I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I should finish the remake of the first one. But
Speaker 2: like that game has a ton of weapons and they're
Speaker 2: all useful for very specific Yeah, like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like you need you need the hammer.
Speaker 2: You need the hammer to break through that, these these
Speaker 2: things and then these specific shields.
Speaker 3: You need the lightning to get people from a disc.
Speaker 1: You need this.
Speaker 2: Arrow to deal maxim damage to flying, like you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like everything had a reason to use it.
Speaker 1: Because it was it was more like like five hundred
Speaker 1: enemy times. I'm like, I don't know how they fit
Speaker 1: all this. I'm feeling really old right now thinking about that.
Speaker 1: It's like Holy Ship.
Speaker 4: Remember when games were like that were You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: this gun is a lot of damn just gone. Could
Speaker 4: turn people in the cows and that's one. Will freeze
Speaker 4: people to help me move through services. It's like this
Speaker 4: stuff like that where it's.
Speaker 3: Like I gotta say the God of War three. Actually
Speaker 3: specifically they bounced out out extremely well now when I
Speaker 3: really do think about it, they they did it specifically
Speaker 3: in that game. They did a fucking really good job
Speaker 3: with the weapon types and using them for specific things
Speaker 3: and all that shit go. That is my biggest My
Speaker 3: biggest criticism of twenty eighteen is that, well, first of all,
Speaker 3: the amount of recconye they did, because you don't have
Speaker 3: the Blades of Casts anymore in the within the original series.
Speaker 1: Like you have blades, but they're different blades. You're the
Speaker 1: blades of Hades.
Speaker 3: You have the So the Blades of Casts were the
Speaker 3: first one to get. Then you got the Blades of Athena,
Speaker 3: then the Blades of Exile. That was the last one.
Speaker 3: You got the Blades of ex No, they had a
Speaker 3: little bit of redish on them or something. You had
Speaker 3: hately haites, fucking hooks, yeah, he's hooks you did. That
Speaker 3: was just a rudder weapon, but your actual blades, so
Speaker 3: they just okay, they just made it that they always
Speaker 3: follow you. Now, they did a lot of things that
Speaker 3: don't make any sense. I don't really care about that anymore.
Speaker 3: But the biggest thing was just the lack of weapons.
Speaker 3: Is that was such a major staple in that series
Speaker 3: of having like a lot of it. Some of the
Speaker 3: weapons were stupid, but it was cool that there's even
Speaker 3: some variety. But this one, I was like, sometimes don't matter.
Speaker 1: The samely with like fucking like Pride. They give a
Speaker 1: very good entrance.
Speaker 4: So they're like, Dante sells offic he's terrible money, so
Speaker 4: like he kills these demons.
Speaker 1: He's like, fuck, I'm really down bad on money.
Speaker 4: Here's these two swords that have a fire and a
Speaker 4: win demon in it. I swear to God that I
Speaker 4: swear to God. That's what they explained why he has
Speaker 4: this repast. I expect the fact that they did that.
Speaker 4: Like in the same they were like, yeah, like he
Speaker 4: just he's terrible money, so he kind of just sells
Speaker 4: them off and using the people. And it's like, I
Speaker 4: look at it, mean that people were just running around
Speaker 4: with those weapons.
Speaker 1: Good reason, you know exactly just that right there.
Speaker 3: The good reason is I will concede to a good reason,
Speaker 3: not just any reason, but a good one.
Speaker 2: That's the most I think that's any thing about games
Speaker 2: that though, whereas like it's where I didn't find in
Speaker 2: like shooters right where it's.
Speaker 5: Like because you're you know, you're not building a skill.
Speaker 2: Tree throughout like a Halo game or like a Callity
Speaker 2: the game like you are who you are regardless, so
Speaker 2: like you're never losing anything from sql to sequel.
Speaker 5: You're starting off as capable as you are, versus.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, there are those like platform or
Speaker 2: combat games where like you accumulated all these abilities and
Speaker 2: then the sequel comes and you're just fucking weak again.
Speaker 1: It's like I understand it.
Speaker 2: I get why from a from a literal like I'm
Speaker 2: going to build this perspective. Yeah, but like in game,
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so dumb. At least give me a
Speaker 2: dumb reason, like that game did it really well?
Speaker 1: Actually, you have all the same weapons as you did,
Speaker 1: all the same ones. I don't think I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's there's a there's a particular game.
Speaker 3: A lot of people would complain about that there's.
Speaker 4: Another game where you you start off with the same
Speaker 4: ability like Game one or two. You have all your abilities,
Speaker 4: you just get more of them throughout the game.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I can't think. I can't even imagine.
Speaker 1: I can trying to remember it, and I'm just coming
Speaker 1: up with, like, Blake, maybe this is a good thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe somebody listening right now might have an example of
Speaker 3: playing a game where I can't think of a single
Speaker 3: game like that.
Speaker 4: All your ability still have everything, but you're just more.
Speaker 4: You just gained more ridiculous ones.
Speaker 3: Probably game it will probably have to be something just
Speaker 3: like you don't necessarily, but it can't be. It's not
Speaker 3: a game that you level up stuff. It's like like
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of something like Crash Bandicoot, like
Speaker 3: just an example, like you have a certain move set and.
Speaker 5: Then maybe just that's more common.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, yeah, like but I mean, like all
Speaker 2: your like crazy abilities, you know, yeah, it's always gone,
Speaker 2: it's always back.
Speaker 1: I'm back to punching a gig couldn't have been because
Speaker 1: you're missing some stuff between.
Speaker 3: It's the main thing is just your lack of badass
Speaker 3: armor or because like the thing that's really.
Speaker 4: Stupid is armor is not real. Change, Bro, It's an
Speaker 4: idea of your perspective. Bro, that's that's shotgun ship to me.
Speaker 1: Like, just stood, but yeah, I get it, I get
Speaker 1: I get the passion. I like the passion. I like
Speaker 1: the passion.
Speaker 4: Now I'm I just I'm ready. There's gonna be a
Speaker 4: picture of your fucking dark version too.
Speaker 2: There. He's is just gonna end up being this fucking
Speaker 2: dude who there wasn't that new black shooter that we.
Speaker 3: Mentioned episode we learned more about him? Oh right, right,
Speaker 3: I don't know what's that hit me?
Speaker 1: Please let me know?
Speaker 2: Oh no, So it turns out he was he was
Speaker 2: a big fan of Candice little Jackpot, which is really
Speaker 2: fucking funny. That's what I just the list of his
Speaker 2: influences are vast and weird.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 5: Well, I couldn't find him because Google is unusable.
Speaker 1: It sucks.
Speaker 2: It actually is crazy, like I might have say, I
Speaker 2: think immediately, bro, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Even the AI.
Speaker 2: It's just like the world's populate even without the AI,
Speaker 2: there's so much noise that it's like it's impossible.
Speaker 1: To even just rely on keywords anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just a bunch of people either spamming
Speaker 2: or it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's all bots or losers.
Speaker 3: Right, But so this guy, right, yeah, this guy, uh so,
Speaker 3: all I know his last name is Henderson because the
Speaker 3: one I was reading an article, I didn't see his
Speaker 3: first name, but they kept hurrying to the guys Henderson
Speaker 3: the Blazi, which is I'm still it's it's there's something.
Speaker 3: It's so hard to take this case seriously because of
Speaker 3: just the black the black Nazi aspect. It always reminds
Speaker 3: me of there's black Hitler in There's two things. So
Speaker 3: first there's the commentary. There was the commentary community godzi
Speaker 3: quoso people call them black, but more way, more near
Speaker 3: and dear to my heart is the black Hitler in
Speaker 3: community in the show community.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait wait, so the context is it's
Speaker 1: so I have to watch it again.
Speaker 3: It's so niche because it's like there's like a weird
Speaker 3: there's like a secret society thing type of going on
Speaker 3: and I can't remember why there's.
Speaker 1: Something going on.
Speaker 3: It's not I wouldn't say secret society, but there is
Speaker 3: some type of there is something going on and it's
Speaker 3: been too long that I can't remember why it happens.
Speaker 3: And there's just a behind the secret door or secret something.
Speaker 3: There's just a black Hitler.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 3: The corner.
Speaker 1: What if you do I don't want to believe. Isn't
Speaker 1: that right? John Goodman Man used to thank goodness, Thank Goodman,
Speaker 1: Thank Goodman. Yeah, dude, that it's so hard for me
Speaker 1: to take this case seriously because I think about like
Speaker 1: these silly characters and.
Speaker 2: I just think about the Black Clansmen from the Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3: Oh, Clayton Bigsby, Yeah, yeah, Classics.
Speaker 1: That was like the first episode.
Speaker 2: Remember when that used to be Like, wouldn't this be crazy?
Speaker 3: No, dude, oh good what an insane concept. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: could never happen, never seen never, It would be so stupid,
Speaker 3: such a impossible. Now we're here to the point where
Speaker 3: this black kid was like, I hate myself with literally
Speaker 3: everybody would always accuse like, uh, you know Candis Owans
Speaker 3: and like, uh, I can't remember that Larry Elder was
Speaker 3: a guy, and Jesse the all the people like that.
Speaker 3: They would always accuse them, saying, you guys are self
Speaker 3: hating and all that shit, and I'd be like, no.
Speaker 1: Those people are grifters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a literal self hating black kid that fell
Speaker 3: into the wrong crowd. Hilariously started watching candas Owans and
Speaker 3: thought she rules.
Speaker 1: She really speaks to me.
Speaker 3: He wrote about this and uh somehow a he said,
Speaker 3: he wrote about I dubs or he I saw like.
Speaker 1: Some weird list.
Speaker 2: His lists are pretty because there's a lot of right
Speaker 2: wing stuff in there for sure, but then there's just
Speaker 2: like random shit that like, I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 2: He's a weird guy, yeah, which to me is anything
Speaker 2: that's consistent about crazy people is that you know, their
Speaker 2: beliefs don't always they're not exactly congruent.
Speaker 3: It's not everything needs to be like like Sayking like
Speaker 3: it might have been like, oh, I also like Bill
Speaker 3: Burr or something like, I bet that kid might have
Speaker 3: found something I.
Speaker 1: Found someone sequels acting you do the thing but continue.
Speaker 3: Okay, but like that that kid, Uh yeah, we touched
Speaker 3: on in a second that kid, like I said, he
Speaker 3: probably I'm sure he probably likes some some maybe some
Speaker 3: Bill Burr segments or something like that, if you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Like if he was like, oh, one
Speaker 3: of my favorite community that isn't saying that Bill Burr
Speaker 3: obviously has nothing to do with that type of shit
Speaker 3: that the kid was into politically, So the I dubs
Speaker 3: thing I don't really see as a someone would probably
Speaker 3: try to make a connection, but I dubs for me,
Speaker 3: especially I dubs lately now, who's been like he's even
Speaker 3: lately over the last like six years, Yeah, the last
Speaker 3: however many years. Is like he's done like atonement or something.
Speaker 1: Since before, like way before COVID.
Speaker 3: But what I mean is, whenever he started putting out
Speaker 3: content about like kind of a toning, he was kind
Speaker 3: of doing like an atonement, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like he made that I forgot what it was called.
Speaker 1: I missed the old idebs like that.
Speaker 3: What I mean is that kid, clearly if he was
Speaker 3: a fan of like you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 3: of course, so it's I'm just trying. I'm just trying
Speaker 3: to put it out there that if anybody's trying to
Speaker 3: make like oh see, like if they're trying to say
Speaker 3: that's the I Dubs and Cannistons have the same amount
Speaker 3: of influence on that kid. I'm like, let's let's not
Speaker 3: be silling, let's not be still like that's what purely
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about, like his ideology and what he
Speaker 3: was all about and ship with his Bursom ship, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't even think items know what the bursm is.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying as an example, yeah, the kid.
Speaker 2: I feel like with less overtly political people, it's really
Speaker 2: like a Rorshact test at a certain point, you know,
Speaker 2: like you really have to try to get a narrative
Speaker 2: or like an ideology out of a lot of content
Speaker 2: that you see. And then there's people like Candas Owens
Speaker 2: who like that's their entire thing. Yeah, they're preaching at it.
Speaker 3: That's their thing and his political idea. Like you only
Speaker 3: watch Candisons for one, You're not watching it for comedy.
Speaker 3: You're watching well, I mean, you know that's we're laughing
Speaker 3: at her, but I don't fucking watch her. You know,
Speaker 3: only only black Nazis and racist white people would watch
Speaker 3: Candis Owans like legitimately. And there's the proofs in the
Speaker 3: pudding and I love that there. I just came across
Speaker 3: a Instagram where it was yeah, right, the Daily Mail
Speaker 3: was mentioning this blatzia right, and all the comments are
Speaker 3: just retarded people saying that's not true or deformation fucking liberals,
Speaker 3: And yeah, the defamation one. This one is kind of
Speaker 3: crazy because with the defamation one, says. Cannis Owens her
Speaker 3: own Instagram replies with yes, like, oh, this is tough
Speaker 3: type of ship that like it says this post reeks
Speaker 3: with a defamation lawsuit crying laughing emoji, and then cannis
Speaker 3: Owns replies with yes.
Speaker 2: Oh ye, just the fat that they're reporting on the guy,
Speaker 2: that the guy had influence, sharing facts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sharing facts, reporting facts somehow.
Speaker 3: I'm like, at the point where we're talking before this
Speaker 3: that it's clear I didn't think about it until actually
Speaker 3: right now that defamation literally doesn't mean anything anymore. It's
Speaker 3: just it just it because defamation and core if people
Speaker 3: didn't know, is extremely difficult to prove. Oh yeah, especially
Speaker 3: if the persons a public figure.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: There's almost certainly you're not going to win.
Speaker 1: Also, all of the.
Speaker 4: Good misinformation that it just not defamation is literally not
Speaker 4: You can't you can't sustain deformation cases anymore. Like there's
Speaker 4: so much misinformation about ship that's information now is insane
Speaker 4: in it's never been.
Speaker 3: Defamation is specifically you have to prove that this person
Speaker 3: is saying something about you maliciously and it also damaged
Speaker 3: your reputation.
Speaker 2: There is and there's a core thing too, where like
Speaker 2: they have to believe, they have to know that it's false. Also, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: isn't that a big thing.
Speaker 1: It's a very it's it's so hard to prove that, like.
Speaker 2: Because if you authentically think something based on the facts
Speaker 2: available to you, technically not it's a whole it's a
Speaker 2: really difficult thing.
Speaker 3: You're right, it's like a Ronnie Ratchy can't do that
Speaker 3: no more falling the Falling on a verse guy Ronnie
Speaker 3: and Radkey. He said he was gonna sue Anthony Fantano
Speaker 3: for defamation, but all Anthony Fantano did was report on
Speaker 3: a on a story that he Ronnie Radkey allegedly sexually
Speaker 3: assaulted a girl, and he he just commented on it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, your defamation is not going to do anything.
Speaker 3: First of all, Ronnie Radkey, his reputation has not been tarnished.
Speaker 3: People love him, like in his sphere of music, because
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of like screencase it is. But like
Speaker 3: when you listen to his music, because I one night
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna be charitable. I have never
Speaker 3: listened to an entire album of Falling In Reversed, and
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 2: Did, I tried it. I tried, could I could, I
Speaker 2: actually couldn't make it there.
Speaker 1: It's fucking terrible. I couldn't finish any of Yeah.
Speaker 3: No ended up being pretty popular for a period, very popular,
Speaker 3: but that you know, we know popular it doesn't equal good.
Speaker 1: That's true. I would say pop.
Speaker 3: I'm much more charitable, where a lot of times the
Speaker 3: most popular stuff is pretty decent. I listened to pop music,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I understand the melody they read it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get.
Speaker 3: I've listened to their most popular songs. I listened to
Speaker 3: their their recent album, Popular Monster, and I was just
Speaker 3: like I'm being when I'm just honest, this is all
Speaker 3: bad to me. It's not even all it sucks, it's
Speaker 3: not even as good.
Speaker 2: There's not a single song of theirs that is as
Speaker 2: good as like Blurry by Puddle of Mud. And I
Speaker 2: don't even really like Puddle of Mud at all. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: I really like say, for example, if if blurry is
Speaker 3: a song that doesn't like remind me of Puddle of Mud,
Speaker 3: what I mean by that is transcend one thousand. But
Speaker 3: that's what I should have said, because when I've heard
Speaker 3: any of their other shit, it's fucking just the worst
Speaker 3: dog should ever like she hates me.
Speaker 1: I hate that song. It's too horrible.
Speaker 3: There's another song that they started. I can't remember what
Speaker 3: the it's called. There's a chorus no sorry, the bridge.
Speaker 3: It's the worst bridge I've ever heard. And I mean this,
Speaker 3: I'm not no no hyperbole.
Speaker 1: If you look like I don't remember the name of
Speaker 1: the song.
Speaker 3: No control. It's called control. I think, and I think,
Speaker 3: and here's here, here is the bridge. I'm certain people.
Speaker 3: It's like, I love the way you look at me.
Speaker 1: I love the way you smack my ass.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1: I have control of you. I love the way you look,
Speaker 1: I love the way you smack my ass. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 3: Fanatically, it's it's bad in every single way possible.
Speaker 1: I forget everything. It's so stupid, dude.
Speaker 3: I feel I feel like even flashbangs by a song.
Speaker 1: Like it's so bright you dude. I felt that early.
Speaker 2: I thought that earlier, like yesterday, because that guy Solid
Speaker 2: JJ he does the I've done two voices for him.
Speaker 2: He does those like motion comics with like DC parodies
Speaker 2: or whatever. Yeah, but like he fucking he tweeted, out.
Speaker 2: Some somebody in Minecraft built like a mural to fucking
Speaker 2: grade A.
Speaker 3: Under A, and like just hearing that name was like, whoa.
Speaker 1: How fucking long ago was that?
Speaker 2: Look at him, He's got a fucking little Vietnam face.
Speaker 2: How recent was this mural?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: I saw this. I saw this on Twitter yesterday and
Speaker 2: so I'm like, bro, what in the fun why under
Speaker 2: is pre pandemic?
Speaker 3: He's fucking memory and Clinton fucking Trump Henry Crat.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? How long ago that was? Dude?
Speaker 2: I don't think I dare anybody to listen to this
Speaker 2: segment and not find themselves staring out into the fucking space.
Speaker 3: I remember him by like Hillary Clinton versus Trump. That
Speaker 3: was like twenty fifteen or something like. That's what I
Speaker 3: think of Grady Underrade around that era, when complaining about haircuts,
Speaker 3: complaining complaining about.
Speaker 2: Its right, yeah right, So like he kind of sounds
Speaker 2: like stop he does.
Speaker 6: He does, though I know what you're saying, what I
Speaker 6: can't do it. It's just like it's the most popular
Speaker 6: rite best in Britain. Mite s popular. He's not infamous's popular.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point he gets married and gets
Speaker 2: frustrated die wife gets the chlor form.
Speaker 1: You know, don't make me bring it out. My don't
Speaker 1: make it was manifested. He's like a completely fucked Pezzi
Speaker 1: from the side. Can't even get the fucking candy out.
Speaker 2: It just crumples, It just gets caught between the mechanisms.
Speaker 2: But dude, hearing the name Granny under Ay really like it.
Speaker 2: Really I felt like I felt like the War flashback
Speaker 2: meme guy. He's just like it was like bro because
Speaker 2: I remember at the time, and I guess in my head,
Speaker 2: I remember feeling this way and that feeling being so
Speaker 2: vivid that I guess it's stuck with my association of him.
Speaker 2: But I remember being like, whoa, it's crazy seeing a
Speaker 2: new guy.
Speaker 1: Like it's like he was.
Speaker 2: Like the newest YouTube explosion he was to me, and
Speaker 2: like so that to me stuck out as like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a relatively recent thing because I remember the
Speaker 2: newness of it feeling so specific because it was like
Speaker 2: modern in a modern version of something you could see
Speaker 2: in like two thousand and five, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like that old like end of it was a world type
Speaker 2: shit where it was like drawings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what's interesting. I just thought of this.
Speaker 3: I just remember that he did resurface, but crazy, this
Speaker 3: was like almost four years ago or five almost five
Speaker 3: years ago because he had a COVID take and yeah,
Speaker 3: and I remember, so I did what most people did.
Speaker 3: I looked at the comments section, and people are like,
Speaker 3: the fuck is this bullshit? So I just need to
Speaker 3: watch it. I was just like because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: is it some stupid I remember it being really boring.
Speaker 3: It's probably I felt, I'm assuming from the comments it
Speaker 3: was like he was doing this both sizing thing with
Speaker 3: the pend.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to hear that, Sharon,
Speaker 1: I don't. I have no patience. Now that's pretty good.
Speaker 5: That's why I really had to dig deep.
Speaker 1: It's probably not even close. Actually I hear it. I
Speaker 1: hear it. It's spiritually close right right right for it
Speaker 1: looks like Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they put him on a shot right boom
Speaker 3: guy is his shot boom boom boom boom boom intro.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: He had a great voice. I will say, like, I
Speaker 5: don't know what.
Speaker 2: I don't remember if like he had like a weird
Speaker 2: political thing or something, because he really just I.
Speaker 3: Remember it being it was just like one of those
Speaker 3: because he did the same thing with like he did
Speaker 3: like a both sides Hillary Trump thing, which I thought
Speaker 3: was fair because like he did, he's not even in
Speaker 3: the mirrors.
Speaker 1: That's a print of your puns. Be crazy, like he
Speaker 1: just out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: It just becomes seen the racist. I mean, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: Trump's it right, Trumps it right.
Speaker 1: And I kind of like that el almost right, fucking
Speaker 1: hell Roma salute right, So yeah, so bad? I really
Speaker 1: what do you think comedy shots ripe is? Whoa go?
Speaker 1: I just I just finished riping on the broad over here.
Speaker 1: That's craty for coming here right.
Speaker 7: Under interviewing, interviewing, great great under a but I remember
Speaker 7: specifically like homedy.
Speaker 1: Shorts, rapist. What's going on with these UK motherfuckers?
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know, man, there's something you gotta, we gotta,
Speaker 2: we gotta something in the water.
Speaker 1: Great, right, grab right, Let's go to questions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's going to questions.
Speaker 1: Mike. I'm gonna I'm gonna go to questions. Make sure
Speaker 1: you keep that voice on.
Speaker 5: I can't. I already am in pain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever you were talking about the blots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get into We'll get into questions. Now we
Speaker 2: got a lot of great questions.
Speaker 3: I have, d m me, I we're gonna discuss this
Speaker 3: blasty thing, Okay, I want to. I want to discuss
Speaker 3: it on Tempole's podcast. All right, Tempoole, Uh what was
Speaker 3: the other? What was the Oh my god, I forgot
Speaker 3: the singer of all that remains the name Phil Phil
Speaker 3: Phil Phil Phil Philippant Tempoole, the weird widow long hair,
Speaker 3: Hit me up, hit up, Candice owns, We're gonna have
Speaker 3: a debate with the Grady underage.
Speaker 1: And Tommy Sharts came out.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think he just dropped off. He must
Speaker 3: have resurfaced for somebody to make a mural.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was in look, I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was an old image that I saw yesterday,
Speaker 2: which is probably more likely because it is minecraft.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: All I know is that, like I, I have not
Speaker 2: heard that name or thought about that person in years.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: So he's still active? Are you serious? He posted yesterday? See?
Speaker 1: All right? What the fuck could this click on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the same intro. There we go, Marnorie, you made
Speaker 1: him sound so frighteningly retarded.
Speaker 3: Holy I think he sounds much chiller. Right now, go
Speaker 3: to an old video real quick, dude. The old ones
Speaker 3: are one of his most popular videos.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh what the fuck.
Speaker 2: My yeah right, yeah, things I found stupid about Scoop.
Speaker 1: Definitely higher, It's definitely more looney tune.
Speaker 2: This is so we can't watch more just it's it's yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember, like, I think his voice is so good,
Speaker 2: like and I remember just being like, why aren't you
Speaker 2: just why aren't you should be like I don't want
Speaker 2: to say voice acting necessarily, but you've got like a
Speaker 2: distinct voice.
Speaker 1: A great voice.
Speaker 3: It's it's the power of having being a brit with
Speaker 3: Indian parents. Yeah, because that fusion well clear, you know
Speaker 3: he sounded Indian. You don't hear it, Oh there's a
Speaker 3: little bit of the I can hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I watch all I wouldn't even know how
Speaker 2: to specify how a word exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: I watch a wrestling channel called Wrestle AA and the
Speaker 1: main host.
Speaker 3: He's, uh, he's just what. I've never seen his face,
Speaker 3: but his voice like what's going on? Like wrestle amia
Speaker 3: here and it has this Indian and brit It's like
Speaker 3: that I was like, they have this very distinct voice.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to Indians. So well, okay, well.
Speaker 2: We're gonna move on to questions from our patrons over
Speaker 2: it's uh Indians gross Okay, well patreonicank is that our patreon?
Speaker 4: Yeah it should be Indian. I'm saying this while being
Speaker 4: surrounded by ABA people. Growing up is insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's why you're saying it. It did
Speaker 3: something to you, and they must have did something to
Speaker 3: you too, shoving non.
Speaker 1: Up your ass like two Indian girls, non violence, non binary,
Speaker 1: non binary. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: There, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 1: That was accurate.
Speaker 3: I've been a dude. I'm kind of into the Indian
Speaker 3: folk music is kind of really good. It's it's pretty good, dude, that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to our questions racist are trying to
Speaker 2: contast the start Tank.
Speaker 3: If you want to ask questions, get your questions right
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 2: All that stuff, look at them, dance, ask all your questions, uh,
Speaker 2: and we'll get to them.
Speaker 5: This is the part of the show where we do that.
Speaker 1: Yo. What I love It's something about that's awesome. What
Speaker 1: culturally that.
Speaker 3: The fact that their heads are on like a like
Speaker 3: a loose joint because like, well, we'll be like what's up.
Speaker 3: You know, people will be like hype and ship like that,
Speaker 3: and then they're just.
Speaker 1: Like I started doing that ship because I was around
Speaker 1: him somewhere. You start doing I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: I did that ship all the time. I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I don't understand. We'll see something feels so wrong today.
Speaker 3: I've seen it in a very like agreen like gesture
Speaker 3: where it's like something dope happens.
Speaker 1: And like like yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, it looks it's like it's like
Speaker 3: I've never seen an Indian nut.
Speaker 1: But imagine they're just like.
Speaker 3: Oh oh I lost oxygen, I got tay for a second.
Speaker 3: Oh my hey, yeah, shout out to the Indians and
Speaker 3: we got Indian listeners an listen right when the.
Speaker 1: Edimal was.
Speaker 2: Crazy, Oh my god, what's that doctor the doctor from
Speaker 2: Courage doctor I don't know, or something like that.
Speaker 5: It's it's something vaguely offensive.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's got a look up the Indian doctor Courage, the
Speaker 2: cowardly Dog.
Speaker 1: That's probably more a way to google.
Speaker 2: Is like bajeet Pie or something. It's like it's it's
Speaker 2: it's like doctor Indian or something. It's like crazy Indie, Like.
Speaker 1: It's not the vindaloo, you're you're just a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's like it would be like this is my Mexican doctor,
Speaker 2: doctor Horchata, you know what I mean, Like that's a
Speaker 2: crazy like I'm sure that that's it could be a
Speaker 2: real name.
Speaker 1: Maybe no one is named there should be, though I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I that is insane, Nate.
Speaker 3: I think I would name my son Horchata and my
Speaker 3: daughter Hamiicah.
Speaker 5: Hamichah pilot, like phonetically sounds really good.
Speaker 3: That I disagree, but I respect that. I respect that
Speaker 3: you really do it, because yours is gonna be like
Speaker 3: something like Peter Gabriel or something. Hey bro, you it'll
Speaker 3: be a normal name getting a regular job. Or your
Speaker 3: daughter would be as he's already terrible, terrible creature.
Speaker 5: Harmchah pilot is such a fu main character name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. That is insane.
Speaker 3: I remember someone said that, you know who said, Dave
Speaker 3: Ruben said that about my name, and I'm like, you're stupid,
Speaker 3: because like I just thought, like Derek's such a normal thing.
Speaker 1: It's like because he was like, oh, some black.
Speaker 5: What you name you ever think about Dave Rubin who's
Speaker 5: married to another Dave Ruben.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes, I didn't know that his name
Speaker 1: is Dave. Also, I didn't know that. What is with
Speaker 1: gay people?
Speaker 3: My first my first one of my best friends in
Speaker 3: first grade, you know, before we knew he was gay,
Speaker 3: but we didn't know the.
Speaker 1: Worst game assaulted ever. Yeah, but like we didn't know.
Speaker 1: We didn't know, Like we didn't understand.
Speaker 3: As soon as we understand, we're like, that guy is gay.
Speaker 3: But so I lost contract with him, right Imagine I
Speaker 3: was dating the Syrian girl and and in my senior year. Seriously, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Shut the what shut the shut the funk up? That
Speaker 1: was I missed. I missed that and I hate that.
Speaker 1: I that was I wish that I would have missed it.
Speaker 1: That was an internal That was Ben. That wasn't meant
Speaker 1: to come out serious. That was Ben.
Speaker 3: Are you are you?
Speaker 1: Tom? Miss?
Speaker 4: He comes in like with the fucking media, right, No,
Speaker 4: a good doctor.
Speaker 1: I don't even know my gay friend Taylor.
Speaker 3: I reconnected with him because that that Syrian girl knew
Speaker 3: him from the from from her high school and she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's dating a guy named Taylor, And I'm like, what
Speaker 3: the funk?
Speaker 1: Like, why would you do that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, And I feel like, is that narciss
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say gay people are narcissist, but
Speaker 3: is it is that thing when you kind of inherit
Speaker 3: like they're attracted to their own winners like narcissists.
Speaker 1: I feel like I think it's inherent to some Wait,
Speaker 1: explain this to me.
Speaker 2: I just think there's at least like I think, if
Speaker 2: you're gay, you're at least five bare minimum five percent narcissistic.
Speaker 1: You cannot be serio.
Speaker 2: Why why because you're you're so into just like there's
Speaker 2: an I gotta hear this. There's an entire spectrum of
Speaker 2: the of humanity that you do not fuck with, specifically
Speaker 2: because they remind you less of yourself.
Speaker 1: So there are so by lot. Do you think gay
Speaker 1: people are sexually attracting their own dicks?
Speaker 5: Yes, I bet there's at least I bet five percent.
Speaker 1: So there's a there's on my dicks so hot I
Speaker 1: want I can fuck myself with my dick. Bro, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a five percent of gay people. Maybe I Kingston,
Speaker 1: this is not looking. This is not a.
Speaker 2: Percent of the of the one hundred percent of the
Speaker 2: not like, you know, I know gay people are like
Speaker 2: what like they're only of the population.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, like every liberal persons gay. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1: That is true. So are you saying I'm attracted to
Speaker 1: my own penis? Yes, I don't know that. You know how.
Speaker 5: I can't know what's in your heart, man.
Speaker 1: I could say, jeduinely, I think so.
Speaker 3: I think when you stand in the mirror, you start
Speaker 3: getting erected immediately, damn like and then and.
Speaker 1: It's like a cycle.
Speaker 3: It keeps getting harder and harder because you're like, damn
Speaker 3: as it gets harder, getting more erected.
Speaker 2: All right, let's say hypothetically the guy with the best
Speaker 2: looking penis is also gay.
Speaker 1: Okay, if they see.
Speaker 2: The best looking penis, wouldn't that not you know, even
Speaker 2: if it's there, it's like, that's objectively the best game.
Speaker 4: Man when he's about to fuck another man takes a
Speaker 4: picture of his own dick and looks at it to
Speaker 4: then go for the infinite hard loop that, Derek, you
Speaker 4: never take a picture, You never take infinite So dick
Speaker 4: is this gay bigger, bigger, He's getting more tired this secret.
Speaker 1: The people with the biggest dicks are the gayest. People
Speaker 1: get silicon and judges into their penises.
Speaker 2: We talked about this on the throws that shit hurts
Speaker 2: talking about spreading through someone's body.
Speaker 1: Silicon his balls. Yeah, I showed you guys the picture
Speaker 1: of that guy.
Speaker 2: I want to say that his bass could if he
Speaker 2: if he's land this balls on the table, this table
Speaker 2: would give way.
Speaker 1: Isn't metal legs.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because what nobody Nobody wants balls function Who
Speaker 3: wants bigger balls?
Speaker 1: We haven't got under questions, but like, who wants bigger balls? People? People,
Speaker 1: people that want bigger.
Speaker 6: Balls, I mean, okay, fair, Yeah, people who want bigger
Speaker 6: balls are the ones that want bigger balls.
Speaker 1: You know, like into the static point you want.
Speaker 2: You just want to have large testicles, and their dicks
Speaker 2: are not functional penises anymore.
Speaker 1: They're just like art pizzas.
Speaker 3: So they don't just want but you're they're like getting
Speaker 3: comically big balls though, right yeah, like so that's the
Speaker 3: thing that now it dwarfs your penis.
Speaker 4: They get comically big penises too, or they may want
Speaker 4: the small the small penis the big ball ratio.
Speaker 1: That might be a thing.
Speaker 3: What would you rather have if you had so so
Speaker 3: and what I'm and what I mean by this is
Speaker 3: you have to get comically large something.
Speaker 1: Which comically large penis is funnier.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like the idea because then you don't
Speaker 3: really have to fuck anymore.
Speaker 1: Balls are a weakness. Balls, Sorry, I wouldn't want them bigger.
Speaker 4: I love the idea of somebody doing like, you know,
Speaker 4: like the Chaplain thing with a guy like leans forward
Speaker 4: and like leans backwards.
Speaker 1: So like the Michael Michael Jackson, Yeah, chaplain did it
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Charlie Jackson, Charlie Michael Chaplins. Stop the chap guys. Okay,
Speaker 3: you're taking a thought on my head. Stop where are
Speaker 3: you going with this?
Speaker 1: All right? I want to do big balls. You're talking
Speaker 1: about Chappie Chaplains, Dude, this is funny. I say. It's
Speaker 1: talking about Charlie Rowan. Charlie, Charlie Chaplin Rowan.
Speaker 2: Imagine someone doing the you know, the weebles wobble where
Speaker 2: they don't fall down, but they do it with their
Speaker 2: dick where they're leaning.
Speaker 8: For so they're like, man, okay, okay, So for those
Speaker 8: so for those who are too fucking young, we're born
Speaker 8: maybe like this century.
Speaker 5: Yea evil's wobble, but they don't fall down.
Speaker 2: There's a reference to a fucking ancient toy or like
Speaker 2: some ancient shows, some Russian ship. I think some Russian show.
Speaker 2: That's your long John's you mentioned I was raised by
Speaker 2: an elderly person. I'm sorry, but like the idea of
Speaker 2: like Lee still say good Morrow, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I don't I say it Marrow friend, friend, And this
Speaker 1: guy thinks.
Speaker 3: This guy literally thinks he lives in medieval fucking times.
Speaker 1: Civil times are awesome. Everybody stinks the streets are filled
Speaker 1: with ship taking their asses out there windows like that,
Speaker 1: so fucking enraged I would burn their house. What happens?
Speaker 2: Imagine Like I don't know, I think about that time period,
Speaker 2: but like everybody stinks, like no one has respect, like
Speaker 2: it's no wonder sobody like that you could kill in
Speaker 2: that generation and not be that disturbed by it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 5: It makes sense why there was so much violence.
Speaker 2: It's like somebody smells bad, you feel like you don't
Speaker 2: feel as bad as a killing him.
Speaker 4: Right, I thought they probably can't even tell well, I
Speaker 4: feel like you mean, like everything stinks, like if you
Speaker 4: brought them to the modern world.
Speaker 1: Here now they'd be like.
Speaker 3: It's so clear my lungs, overload their lungs and stop them.
Speaker 3: Apparently they you know, obviously their level of detection was
Speaker 3: much lower because everything smelled so bad. But apparently handkerchiefs,
Speaker 3: this is I don't know if this is true. This
Speaker 3: is one of those things that I've been told. Yeah,
Speaker 3: apparently handkerchiefs were to when someone spelled, when someone when
Speaker 3: someone smelled extra ripe, you would you would just exactly.
Speaker 1: Being that offensively smell. You just walk up Towe Aaron
Speaker 1: like him and him, I think the fucking fucking he'd be.
Speaker 2: Right there and he would precisely he would shoot the
Speaker 2: arrow that quick, and the stupid.
Speaker 1: Idiot would just stay there like I'm just waiting to
Speaker 1: be killed. Goodbye. Be you know. I think the area
Speaker 1: is cool for like the magical nature what may be there,
Speaker 1: but also like.
Speaker 3: Read it, just do it, rate it, Raid, Shadow Legends, what.
Speaker 1: Is going on? This week's sponsored? I fucking wish Ray.
Speaker 4: There's no way Raid would our podcast it said the
Speaker 4: N word. We made fun of Gates.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you're crazy to think that I have
Speaker 3: a clan in there called the Inward Club and we
Speaker 3: have not been.
Speaker 1: I did so I changed my banner because it was
Speaker 1: a complete it's just black face, customized plan.
Speaker 3: The people having dicks busting and ship and like mine
Speaker 3: was just like I had the red lips and the
Speaker 3: black I took so now it's just black and then eyes.
Speaker 1: But I took off the lips and I was like,
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna get banned. Mammy face as your banner.
Speaker 3: It was great because then you do clan v clan
Speaker 3: and then all these other people are like looking at
Speaker 3: your ship, and all the people in my clan are
Speaker 3: like like Jeffrey Epstein Epstein full Goal, the Bussy King.
Speaker 1: It's just the stupidest ship. I need Diddy people to join.
Speaker 1: They will, They'll have a lot of time. Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's any weirdos, if there's little, there's maybe
Speaker 3: one other person in this podcast that maybe has an
Speaker 3: account DM me.
Speaker 1: I want you in my clan. I need, I need,
Speaker 1: I need some more weirdos in it. Ku klutz all
Speaker 1: right and the ku kluck. Yeah, let's read our what
Speaker 1: if I can change the ku klux? Let's read our.
Speaker 2: Questions from our patrons over a picture on our comp
Speaker 2: slash Snart tank. Remember you can go there and ask
Speaker 2: questions and eventually we'll answer them. Uh, let's see crazy Sunshine.
Speaker 2: Vivo wrote in Hey Ray will I.
Speaker 1: Nothing? What the fuck was that? That was weird? That name?
Speaker 1: That name might remember something, but like this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 1: And Myron what the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 3: Myron is such a fresh of that fresh he's the
Speaker 3: fresh one of the fit or he's he's the fit, yeah,
Speaker 3: because he used to be a fitness influencer before, which
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you know what I mean. You look
Speaker 3: at him, You look at him, and I'm like, he's
Speaker 3: a fine builds p.
Speaker 2: S one f m V sometimes fucking crazy polical hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his hairline is struggling though. It's struggles overrule over.
Speaker 1: He went too hard with it, man, it's so stupid,
Speaker 1: Like it's just bro, just.
Speaker 2: Shave your head, well, dude, Like if you want to
Speaker 2: get hair and like, don't make it so you have
Speaker 2: a fucking four year old boy's hairline, Like it just
Speaker 2: looks stupid and fake.
Speaker 5: Like Joel McHale, I think actually did a great job.
Speaker 1: Oh he did a good job. Yeah, community guy, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes, yes, Like he was balding like Spider
Speaker 1: Man two.
Speaker 3: You see it like he's like a like a balding
Speaker 3: like clerk.
Speaker 1: Think I forgot he was balding. That's how good it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a good because it's like it's he
Speaker 3: didn't go crazy.
Speaker 2: He didn't like the airline, just like I wanted to
Speaker 2: look like I'm my age, but just like maybe like
Speaker 2: fill it out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that's fine.
Speaker 4: What does that really? I never knew that really like
Speaker 4: worked straight up.
Speaker 5: I mean when we were kids, it didn't. Yeah, like
Speaker 5: when we were kids, people.
Speaker 2: Would get it and then it would look like they
Speaker 2: were fucking, I don't even know, raped by moss.
Speaker 1: And then it's like Joe.
Speaker 3: Rogan has like an ugly scar on the back of
Speaker 3: his head because it did not work because.
Speaker 5: He showed somebody else's scalp through his own head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was like, hey, let's go elk hunting.
Speaker 3: He even told him in front of his face. He
Speaker 3: did the quotations with his fingers, hey man, let's go
Speaker 3: elk hunting. And then his stupid friend and then he
Speaker 3: just turned around and shot him right there. They weren't
Speaker 3: even out of the building yet.
Speaker 1: Elk stands for everybody loves killing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stapled into his head his stable hearts. Did you
Speaker 3: see the clip of freaking Harrison Ford doing that.
Speaker 1: No, we're talking about Harrison.
Speaker 2: Ford, like apparently like on Raiders or something like he
Speaker 2: had they were shooting an action scene and they had
Speaker 2: a hard time getting the hat.
Speaker 5: To stick, so he stapled the hat to his fucking forehead.
Speaker 1: Like that is metal as fuck, dude, he is just
Speaker 1: huge spirit gum or something. No, that's fucking that. That
Speaker 1: is the stupidest. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love that, and I loved him fifteen more times.
Speaker 2: That is such an out of pocket. That's such an
Speaker 2: it will do it live type ship. That's such a
Speaker 2: like it's the seventies. I'm on so much right now.
Speaker 2: I guess this means nothing to I guess.
Speaker 1: So he's more Yale than person, you know, I feel
Speaker 1: he's more. There are many adhesives that would have done fine.
Speaker 1: They had probably on the sets, so we got let's go.
Speaker 2: That was the original like for the content, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, they're they're recording this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him something that's crazy.
Speaker 3: He could have been on like different if he would
Speaker 3: have won a different route he could have been like
Speaker 3: on Jackass or something.
Speaker 1: That's so funny to imagine. I'm Harrison, this is and
Speaker 1: this is talking to fans. This is talking about Star
Speaker 1: Wars and stupid ship.
Speaker 5: To him, that's a jackass level.
Speaker 2: Like he he would rather break his tailbone jumping off
Speaker 2: of like a bungee cord tower with like just rubber
Speaker 2: bands and then talk to a Star Wars fan about
Speaker 2: like who shot first?
Speaker 1: You shut the funk up so much. I get it.
Speaker 4: I mean I get I get it because the people
Speaker 4: that are fans of him are often the most annoying.
Speaker 1: But I don't think. Yeah, but it's like I get it,
Speaker 1: You're cool, dude, whatever, man, fucking gay shut up. They're
Speaker 1: just like a space space fags. Stop, what do you
Speaker 1: do here? Aren't you black?
Speaker 5: He's so unronically every dude, every time I see it.
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, but like, look look at the situation.
Speaker 2: You know, every time I see him on like some interviews,
Speaker 2: there's like a dead pan nature to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I find so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he loves John Boyego though, I think that's mad funny.
Speaker 4: That's like John Boyego also is like Stars is cool.
Speaker 4: But also, you guys are gay.
Speaker 1: John Boyega doesn't give a fuck at all. That's why.
Speaker 3: Like like the ship that he was saying, we've talked
Speaker 3: about it before.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like definitely smashed her off screen. He said, look, man,
Speaker 1: you know what, she came home to it all right,
Speaker 1: and then goals to catch wines on random girl in
Speaker 1: the street.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sunshine Vivo for the beginning of your question.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: Did you even get to the beginning? Oh you said
Speaker 1: something like.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, Ray, and then you interrupted me. Oh right, right, right,
Speaker 2: right right, hey Ray? Will I am and Sergeant Johnson
Speaker 2: listening to two ninety five, you guys mentioned marlvversus Capcom Music,
Speaker 2: and it beamed the themes of Deadpool and iron Man
Speaker 2: from three Into My Head, which two ninety five I
Speaker 2: just dropped that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like okay, this is this morn from this morning?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but uh he says, yeah, yeah, so he says, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, our junk food and fucking horrible respectively.
Speaker 2: Has there ever been a track in a game that
Speaker 2: is completely ruined an experience for you? A track is hard,
Speaker 2: like one song in a game is hard?
Speaker 1: For that to ruin. It's rude an experience. H I
Speaker 1: don't have. The only closest thing I can say is the.
Speaker 3: This is insane, the Mega man X collections, the New
Speaker 3: Ones one and two, like, because I love that music.
Speaker 1: You can't control the volume. That's a problem. That's a
Speaker 1: weird thing to have in a modern release.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm when I remember when I had to
Speaker 3: stream the game when it first dropped. I think it
Speaker 3: was like twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen or something. So I
Speaker 3: had to like turn that volume super down and turn
Speaker 3: the volume up in other things just to regulate it.
Speaker 3: And so I was just playing it two days ago
Speaker 3: because I was watching the entire lore. I found one
Speaker 3: of those black weeds that wears like dreads.
Speaker 1: Yes, I follow him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's such a fucking nerd, but he makes great content.
Speaker 1: He's what's wrong with him? He's so he's so nerdy
Speaker 1: that it annoys me. It's like to it's too That's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 3: I really like his content. So I watch him, but
Speaker 3: like every once in a while.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 3: One thing I like about him, he's not he's not
Speaker 3: afraid of uh. He doesn't censor himself, which I greatly
Speaker 3: appreciate in this modern day.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 3: He says fuck ship everything all the time, never changes content.
Speaker 3: He's just so like sometimes he words the nerdsure thing
Speaker 3: and he says like certain things, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: wish you wouldn't say that. You know, it's just it's
Speaker 3: just one of those things saying if that guy was
Speaker 3: hanging out with us, he would say something so unfunny
Speaker 3: and like I would be like, you know, like like
Speaker 3: I don't want to be mean at all, because, like
Speaker 3: I I think there's nothing wrong with the guy, but
Speaker 3: he's so nerdy. Sometimes I'm like, but anyway, that wasn't
Speaker 3: even my point. I was watching one of his videos,
Speaker 3: so I started playing megamat X again and I forgot
Speaker 3: I wanted to watch a video and then all here
Speaker 3: is like it's so loud, and I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: So I even turned my uh YouTube video all the
Speaker 3: way up, just so I can turn the volume down
Speaker 3: a little bit. It's it didn't work. It's the music
Speaker 3: is so loud in the X games that it's it's
Speaker 3: why both volume go up. But it's just you can't
Speaker 3: even do it too. You can't over you can't even
Speaker 3: do it. You can't change it going to the files
Speaker 3: in the game, and I actually would probably need to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I never I didn't even consider trying to modit. So
Speaker 3: that ruins the experience because you can't enjoy anything else.
Speaker 1: Our loud sounds, big sounds, I mean they can be
Speaker 1: You got an example, You have an example. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to entertain this is stupid. No, it's
Speaker 1: not that dumb big I'm not saying how big? How like.
Speaker 2: Is technically an explosion, the shock wave a large sound.
Speaker 1: I think it's a stupid way to say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's stupid, but it should be explored. It's if a
Speaker 1: stupid idiot said that, I would understand what he means. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you trying to subpleep me right now?
Speaker 2: Are verbally subtweeting at somebody very weird.
Speaker 3: Was on the same podcast. But it's like a subcast.
Speaker 1: Subcast is crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only a stupid, dumb, retarded, dark moron would say
Speaker 3: something like that, especially sitting in front of it.
Speaker 2: Essentially, I don't know if I have a track that
Speaker 2: ruined me. If anything, I have the opposite, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? I have like where like there's a
Speaker 2: moment in a game where it's just like, yes, Breaking
Speaker 2: Benjamin and Halo two just out of nowhere, and you're just.
Speaker 4: Like, yes, Angelo, the Angelo coming back from fucking Cube.
Speaker 1: The fucking uh.
Speaker 2: Spider Man delivering the pizzas.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the enhancing of an experience is probably that's happened
Speaker 3: so often. But something that like turned you off. You're like,
Speaker 3: this is so bad.
Speaker 5: I can't think of a track that's done that.
Speaker 1: Characters have done that easily.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, sure, yeah, I'm sure there's something I just
Speaker 3: can't I can't think of.
Speaker 1: Dude. Red thirteen is the reason I haven't finished Rebirth,
Speaker 1: like stupid. Every time that bitch opens her mouth.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm like, girl, I want to be you, I
Speaker 4: want to be so mad, but I can't you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to call you. I pronoun to
Speaker 1: give you. I want to be respectful.
Speaker 3: I imagine there's a lot of anime style games that
Speaker 3: I would never play because of a so I bought
Speaker 3: so Megan Man, I think it's called Dive Network. Is
Speaker 3: was a it was, It was like a Gosha, but
Speaker 3: then they have an offline version to where none of
Speaker 3: those mechanics are there.
Speaker 1: Anymore.
Speaker 3: So I bought it for like five bucks, and I
Speaker 3: it's not available in a lot of them. It's just
Speaker 3: the way that they speak in the Japanese high pit.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I played a level and I was like, I can't
Speaker 3: play its. I just wasted five dollars and.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 4: It was like that, it was you already got it.
Speaker 4: You paid the picture. Yeah, now you know the picture exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you paid the picture already, and.
Speaker 1: You were like.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of one of my favorite characters in
Speaker 3: the Darkstalker series, Baby Bonnie Hood. She's like the little
Speaker 3: red riding Hood, but her voice actor when she goes
Speaker 3: into a cute little girl mode, it uh, it's so I.
Speaker 1: Can't get that just plic to her whenever her homies
Speaker 1: pull up on you.
Speaker 3: When she gets like into her like bounty hunter mode
Speaker 3: where she starts sounding really like low and like maniacal.
Speaker 3: I love it. But it's when she's like, do this
Speaker 3: like one of her specials, when she reminds she remembers
Speaker 3: her like grandma, and then she starts crying and like
Speaker 3: beating the fuck out of you, but her voice and
Speaker 3: when she's crying, I'm like, it makes me want to
Speaker 3: like turn it off. Like if I was in fun,
Speaker 3: if my mom came in the room while I was doing,
Speaker 3: she'd be like looking at the screen, like what the
Speaker 3: fuck you?
Speaker 1: You know, it's one of those.
Speaker 2: Things, dude, I'm so glad, Like I'm I feel like
Speaker 2: I avoided so many awkward scenarios by just avoiding that
Speaker 2: entire section.
Speaker 1: Of video game until I was older.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I didn't play like General a lot. Well
Speaker 5: I did not home, but like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I wasn't playing like things like Bayonetta or
Speaker 2: something that would that I would be like, mom, listen, yeah,
Speaker 2: I never worry about that.
Speaker 1: My grandmother never. She she respected my room as my
Speaker 1: room because she.
Speaker 4: She knew she had she already raised a bunch of
Speaker 4: young men. Because she was like, I'm not gonna I
Speaker 4: don't want to want doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: Grandma, Yeah, what are we talking about? No, I'm just
Speaker 1: asking the person I was now disrespect my room at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I left before my room, So what happened
Speaker 4: is that, like she's never she was like, I'm I
Speaker 4: don't even want to. Yeah, I clean your bedroom and
Speaker 4: don't leave it a fucking mess.
Speaker 1: Me. Let me ask you something. What was what was
Speaker 1: she more closely aligned with culturally? Like which side? What
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like is she more Latino or more like I think
Speaker 2: very down the middle, down the middle. Yeah, hmm, that's
Speaker 2: probably why she respected your space. Yeah, because they never
Speaker 2: Hispanic parents don't respect your space.
Speaker 1: She's very donal. She was like, they don't do it.
Speaker 3: I came home to my room reorganized so many times,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. I've had a couple of times I've lost
Speaker 3: I have. I've questioned some of the stuff that had
Speaker 3: been thrown away because I'm like, did they see that?
Speaker 3: Because like my mom was dating, Uh, where's.
Speaker 5: My birth certificate? My we threw it away?
Speaker 1: Where's my birthers? Man? No, Jlex Jones gonna think I'm
Speaker 1: not from here. That'll be crazy that kid when I
Speaker 1: get stopped for no reason.
Speaker 3: But look, sir, guy, they got his wife, the guy
Speaker 3: who voted for Trump and got his wife taking away
Speaker 3: my ice And he's like.
Speaker 1: Yo, work with me, man, work with me. Chef's kiss.
Speaker 5: Every time I see that stuff I was talking about not.
Speaker 1: Showing up for their jobs. To I, it is magic.
Speaker 1: There is a show ot Genesis do the in and
Speaker 1: the videos video.
Speaker 3: I would love with the Coco like he goes baking soda,
Speaker 3: like the way he does a chef's kiss with so
Speaker 3: much emphasis.
Speaker 2: There's a that's like how I feel. There's a shott
Speaker 2: and freud to it for sure, like it's good ship.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I feel like Joker, get what you deserve? Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well to me, I'm I.
Speaker 5: I just think about it in the same way.
Speaker 2: I've talked about this before on the show, and I
Speaker 2: can't remember if you guys agree with me or not,
Speaker 2: but like I remember like saying generally, empathy is a
Speaker 2: good thing to have, but you can't just like lend
Speaker 2: it out to fucking every single thing.
Speaker 5: You know, if you if you felt the same.
Speaker 3: Degree of empathy for everything you you turn on the
Speaker 3: news and be crippled by.
Speaker 1: It, you die. You die. I just have limits, man,
Speaker 1: Like right, it's like a tank.
Speaker 5: You have to dole your empathy out.
Speaker 2: It's filmed sparingly because it's you know, there's a limit
Speaker 2: to how Like I don't know if you let's.
Speaker 5: Say you're juggling a gun. Okay, you're juggling.
Speaker 2: You're juggling a loaded gun and you end up somehow
Speaker 2: shooting yourself in the head.
Speaker 3: I can't feel as bad about, like.
Speaker 1: For me a guy juggling.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like versus like I don't know,
Speaker 2: a kid, a child going to home room and then
Speaker 2: they're obliterated, you know what I mean. Of the two
Speaker 2: people shot, I'm gonna feel absolutely nothing about the guy
Speaker 2: who shot himself in the head by juggling gun from
Speaker 2: me in comparison to the you know, the actual victim
Speaker 2: of circumstances.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: It's like when I watch videos we were getting hurt, right,
Speaker 4: some guy kicking down an elevator.
Speaker 1: Door shaft falling into it.
Speaker 4: Like that's fucking funny because of the fact that's a
Speaker 4: waste of life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you waste your life and you get you
Speaker 1: and your life runs out, it's like, hey, yeah, you
Speaker 1: kind of did this.
Speaker 2: The it's the difference between kicking the door of the
Speaker 2: elevators in and falling down the shaft and being in
Speaker 2: an elevator that for some reason crashes. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, there's no fault to your own
Speaker 2: if you're just like in an elevator that crashed. But
Speaker 2: like if you put yourself in a bad situation, like
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like I can't feel as bad for you
Speaker 2: as I am going to feel for the people who
Speaker 2: are do you guys in that situation not of their
Speaker 2: own fault?
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember what that plastic ball was called
Speaker 3: that people would get inside them and they were like Sorbie, remember.
Speaker 1: We watched accomplished falling off the mountains.
Speaker 3: So so so, so this is exactly what I was
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 1: There was there was two Russians.
Speaker 3: Bro, there was those two Russians that would regularly ski
Speaker 3: and then uh, this guy that like ran the resort,
Speaker 3: or one of the guys that ran it had one
Speaker 3: of those zorbies and he was like, yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 3: this will work.
Speaker 1: Fine. So the two first guys fell off cliff.
Speaker 3: It fell like a fucking half mile down and then
Speaker 3: one of them died and the other guy was all
Speaker 3: fucked up for a while, and I'm just I'm laughing
Speaker 3: my ass off, like watching shit about this because it's
Speaker 3: like good.
Speaker 1: These are You can't have him for that saw that
Speaker 1: exact video, and there was a moment where Jalen was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is not gonna end. Well, I remember him saying
Speaker 1: that there's a.
Speaker 3: Guy running trying to catch the ball because it's drifting,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Who web it back? No, that guy's imagine seeing one
Speaker 1: of your friends in a situation where you gotta be like,
Speaker 1: I gotta accept this guy is gonna die right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like because.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's so beyond stupid that I feel like
Speaker 3: that is one hundred percent of kin to if you
Speaker 3: were to vote for Trump and then you know, you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that my illegal Yeah I didn't know.
Speaker 3: They me the thing about it too.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's not even just about it, it's specifically
Speaker 2: the people, like because there are people who are genuinely
Speaker 2: also just being duped or whatever.
Speaker 1: I have still less sympathy for that.
Speaker 2: But there are people who are who voted that way
Speaker 2: and are cheering it on, you know, who are like
Speaker 2: who make excuses for it, right, you know, find every
Speaker 2: mental gymnastic way to excuse all this.
Speaker 5: And those people.
Speaker 3: Specifically, ooh, I love it delicious them specifically, I dude,
Speaker 3: you see the guy about the eggs, because you know
Speaker 3: how eggs are still Trump's are one of the first
Speaker 3: things he's gonna do is fix the prices right at
Speaker 3: the groceries. And since they clearly haven't been fixed and
Speaker 3: the eggs have gotten more expensive, I've seen them a
Speaker 3: twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: In some places.
Speaker 3: I've seen some of those simps that were being like, oh,
Speaker 3: fuck you Biden. Now they're like this is a good thing,
Speaker 3: like literally saying that paying more is patriotic, and other
Speaker 3: people saying and now they're finally they finally turned into
Speaker 3: economists and they're like, well you see.
Speaker 1: It's actually more complicated.
Speaker 3: The bird flu is causing it to rise because there's
Speaker 3: less like there's more demand the president can do.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, now you understood. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like those people.
Speaker 3: I want to I don't know if you've ever seen
Speaker 3: the Street Fight or two movie where Cammy fucking jumps
Speaker 3: on this dude's fucking spin face. No no, no, I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Cammy assassinate jump and then fucking just snaps his like
Speaker 3: I imagine thinking, like if someone is saying like that,
Speaker 3: they're like when they flip off like that, I imagine
Speaker 3: Cammy jumping on him into his.
Speaker 1: That they can't his head is off the kilter forever.
Speaker 1: I think gotta lay him. He's gonna swap. I just want,
Speaker 1: I just I.
Speaker 3: Need, I need, I need, like a comedic explosion, like
Speaker 3: say the end of Goofy movie or like Goofy.
Speaker 1: His car's all fucked up and.
Speaker 3: He's like a good he fixed it, and then it
Speaker 3: just explodes and he like lands in fucking what's her
Speaker 3: name that Macine?
Speaker 1: Is it Maxine? No, that's Max yeah, because it's Max
Speaker 1: and Roxanne? Roxanne? Is it Roxanne? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think is that what they somehow the Goofy movie
Speaker 3: as a concept existed around the time of the Police,
Speaker 3: and they wrote that song about rock Sanne. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't have to put on the red light.
Speaker 1: You don't have to put on your stupid glove. The
Speaker 1: women don't have book rock sand.
Speaker 2: Put on the You know what, dude, that that song
Speaker 2: is iconic to me, not even just because of the song,
Speaker 2: because of that community episode. I don't remember, you know,
Speaker 2: have you seen like it's I'm sure or not the
Speaker 2: dn D one, but the uh the I can't remember
Speaker 2: what it's called. That like they roll a dice to
Speaker 2: decide who's gonna get the pizza.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what a great fucking episode.
Speaker 2: Incredible episode, and then I'd always add crescendos with Roxanne.
Speaker 1: With Roxanne, I don't dance. I gotta rewatch that ship.
Speaker 3: The great show even like I said, like season six
Speaker 3: is surprisingly good. When y'ah, when y'ah who was trying
Speaker 3: to get into streaming, I know, yeah, that was crazy
Speaker 3: that was there.
Speaker 1: That was their big poll, was like we were bringing
Speaker 1: back community, you know, like see them slid Keith. David
Speaker 1: got on it. David did. He's great, but he's not
Speaker 1: in it enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah for a season, right, and then so it's like,
Speaker 3: but it was good for what it was.
Speaker 1: They still need to do their movie because a movie.
Speaker 3: He replaced the uh Chevy Chase Yeah after the Yeah,
Speaker 3: Banks did not belong on that show at all.
Speaker 2: He was fine, Like it's just like you you can't
Speaker 2: you're too serious.
Speaker 1: Rolls before time and it's so funny here you just
Speaker 1: say the Edward over. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well Chevy Chase's dad I forgot. I think he
Speaker 3: reminded me of him.
Speaker 1: Wasn't you? Was it you? Because yeah, ivy Win races,
Speaker 1: so it mustn't. I guess that Jewish what's his name
Speaker 1: in the show again? Uh? I forgot.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. Pierce Pierce, Yeah, Pierce's dad. And someone
Speaker 3: reminded of that me. Someone reminded me of that.
Speaker 5: You look Anglo Saxon.
Speaker 1: That is so fun. If it was, I swear I
Speaker 1: thought it was you. But like and then John other
Speaker 1: Son that it is so that show is so it is.
Speaker 1: It's a great show. It's it's so much better than
Speaker 1: I could have imagine.
Speaker 2: Fucking there's an episode I always put like, there's scenes
Speaker 2: from this one episode that I always put on. It's
Speaker 2: like it's the one where they're like trying to it's
Speaker 2: the Jeff fakes a conspiracy class. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you seen that one where I just told the
Speaker 2: teacher there's a fake professor professorson I remember, I remember,
Speaker 2: just conspiracy and he's not real. And then it ends
Speaker 2: with everybody like pretending to kill each other with fake
Speaker 2: guns and the deans having a mental It is that.
Speaker 1: She is great, man.
Speaker 5: I always do a long time without watching it, but like.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it since season six dropped as a
Speaker 3: while ago. That was I watched it during the pandemic twice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I definitely got to watch it again. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: The moment's been that show that lived completely rent free
Speaker 3: in my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking changing the drow in a blackface that ship killed.
Speaker 3: They banned that episode two, which is so annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there were, Yeah, a lot of streaming services were planning banning, blanning.
Speaker 3: They're blanning black place, they're blanning, banning black myself, banning
Speaker 3: black face, like say there was the lethal Weapon five
Speaker 3: for example.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, always Sonny, Yeah, that's kind of.
Speaker 1: That episode is so it's crazy, But.
Speaker 2: This is what I mean, This is this is kind
Speaker 2: of a distinction, distinct distinguishing point, right, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: are you banning these episodes for bullshit? It's fucking insane,
Speaker 2: completely bullshit. The entire premise is that it's a it's
Speaker 2: bad stupid. That's what's so fucking like obtuse about. It's
Speaker 2: like they completely missed the point. And it's when those
Speaker 2: anti s j W anti woke people, those are the
Speaker 2: clocks are right twice a day when they when those
Speaker 2: guys talk about ship like that and normal people hear it,
Speaker 2: they think they're normal. If you know what, that's a
Speaker 2: normal opinion, because that's a normal thing It's like it's
Speaker 2: a weird opinion to look at an episode like that
Speaker 2: and be like, well, that shouldn't exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing, like those people get a lot
Speaker 3: of cloud after a while because they we touched tips again,
Speaker 3: but uh yeah we we Uh. It's one of those
Speaker 3: things to where they get a lot of clout because
Speaker 3: normal people see those parts.
Speaker 1: Of their content and they think like, oh, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: just on the service. They're fine.
Speaker 3: That's what's happening with the Matt Walsh right now, Like
Speaker 3: he had that one Am I a racist? And in
Speaker 3: a theater And there's a lot of normal people that
Speaker 3: don't know how fucking insane Matt Walsh is. They didn't
Speaker 3: see him trying to do this like satirical thing and
Speaker 3: make these people look crazy or whatever.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody break it down. It it's oh, wasn't
Speaker 1: that guy who's like a drawing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched that video something soy, something soy pill
Speaker 3: or something so yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: It was a good video. I thought just randomly showed
Speaker 1: up and recommend rendic.
Speaker 2: That was exactly like I was trying to because I
Speaker 2: saw that movie and I was like that wasn't bad,
Speaker 2: but also like that wasn't like what Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't exactly I didn't know exactly why until he put
Speaker 2: it like oh yeah, like he's trying to do borad,
Speaker 2: he's not.
Speaker 3: He's a failure do it really, which is like bro,
Speaker 3: just lean into it, like I saying, like I see
Speaker 3: two reserved, and he already looks like a He brought
Speaker 3: it up in the video, but like he already looks
Speaker 3: like a hipster liberal asta. If you've seen he looks
Speaker 3: one thousand like a hipster, Like he just needs to
Speaker 3: wear like a flannel And they're like, oh, that guy
Speaker 3: hangs out at the fucking the He'll never go to Starbucks.
Speaker 1: He goes to the local copy shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah he was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was
Speaker 3: to Joe Beans, Joe Beans Best Coffee, gets the stupid
Speaker 3: house special, and it's always.
Speaker 2: He literally has problem glasses. You know that thing that
Speaker 2: people you remember problem glasses. It was like the stereotype
Speaker 2: of like any like woke person back in the day
Speaker 2: of like they would just have the big fucking.
Speaker 1: Thick lenses because they were just hipster nerds trying to
Speaker 1: seem you know, so check this out.
Speaker 3: Me and Jody were just laughing about this the other
Speaker 3: day because of course we were talking about Matt Walls
Speaker 3: the other day, and I just I can't get over
Speaker 3: the photo op, like the gayest fucking Like, you can't
Speaker 3: tell me that this is a game man. This that
Speaker 3: is a gay man with a empty, clean tackle box.
Speaker 1: This niggas never fished in his life.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna tell me this guy with the most
Speaker 3: fashionable weird because this is actually fashionable for like.
Speaker 1: A gay man. A gay man looks good.
Speaker 3: Like it's a very short you can't even button it. Really,
Speaker 3: it's too it's too a small to button. So that's
Speaker 3: a fashion choice. The short sleeves choice. Kind of good boots.
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is an extremely homosexual male.
Speaker 3: I have never seen a straight man coordinate his dressing
Speaker 3: that much, unless he was going out on a date
Speaker 3: or like going to a formal event.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it was he was plowing the
Speaker 1: cameraman anyway, I'm sure, but fuck this cameraman. There should
Speaker 1: be known that have you guys seen the never I
Speaker 1: guess not?
Speaker 4: Sorry, the yes memes, yes king yeah, their memes that
Speaker 4: people are doing like like violently dunking their food and
Speaker 4: like sausages and like dipping their food into various sausages.
Speaker 1: But it's the audio of a gay porn of two
Speaker 1: black guys fucking. It's such a brutal what it is insane.
Speaker 1: I found it on TikTok somehow. It's such a probably
Speaker 1: but like it's so bret all right, man, it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up all you gotta look at the questions.
Speaker 3: I hope not, but like it's so brutal, it's I
Speaker 3: do you know it's a black on black?
Speaker 1: Like, how do you know they both say nigga a lot?
Speaker 5: How do you assume again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd assume. Yeah, it's assumption.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, this is ethically sourced.
Speaker 3: That is very because like the porn industry is like
Speaker 3: the old industry that can just be openly racist. It's
Speaker 3: kind of it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's they're so bad.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna move on to the next fucking question.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Sara, Derek's allergic to eggs but not sperm
Speaker 2: curious we tried earlier. We went to like how funny
Speaker 2: is that? Yeah, that's weird that this is the first
Speaker 2: time I think anbody's written about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: But we literally like, uh, because Sweeney was an hour
Speaker 3: late as.
Speaker 4: Per usual, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Per usual, Yeah, on average.
Speaker 5: I think it's a fair I called him fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I called him fifteen minutes after we were set to record,
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you hold up? What's up?
Speaker 1: I was in a blur. I was in a blur.
Speaker 1: I said what do you mean? And he said what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 2: I was just silent for a little bit because I
Speaker 2: thought maybe I was going bad as dark and I
Speaker 2: met up on exactly at the same time on a
Speaker 2: day that just happened to be wrong for the both
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, maybe it's not Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Maybe play a little harder. Dude checked immediately. I checked
Speaker 1: my stop bothering me. But uh so we we figured.
Speaker 2: We had times that we stopped by this uh this
Speaker 2: uh breakfast restaurant and he got his egg sandwich like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna test it. Yeah, and guess what happened. What
Speaker 2: started bleeding out of his colon right in front of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, instantaneous.
Speaker 3: It was the colon because blood would be coming out.
Speaker 3: I told him it was I just this is my colon.
Speaker 3: I was like, my co is more orange. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was like mine is Michel. I had to tie it
Speaker 3: an so it stopped bleeding.
Speaker 1: You know, thank got.
Speaker 3: I had to went to clown College because I would
Speaker 3: otherwise I would not do it, you know, like.
Speaker 1: They got.
Speaker 2: I passed with a sea at clown College. That's just
Speaker 2: barely fast. The kind of stupid return, Matthew, gotta know, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like I feel like clownery is not easy, like
Speaker 1: clown what's balloons divided by pair sucking dick.
Speaker 3: Stupid colored water flower flower water squirt thing. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what you flower water, flower water times balloon just.
Speaker 2: They're just all then frombedded black flower water water.
Speaker 5: A bunch of him at a clown college.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, A bunch of motherfucking aliens at a giant.
Speaker 1: Roaches apple pie. I'm gonna be kingpin some darry oh.
Speaker 5: Oh gurgling, oh man. Anyway, clown College.
Speaker 1: Is pretty cool. Flower what's the question. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think we got to it.
Speaker 3: I don't mean I don't think we did. This is bad,
Speaker 3: oh because it was the egg thing. Yeah, the eggs
Speaker 3: fucked me up still. Unfortunately, I'm pissed off. Yeah yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: I really want to get eggs. Anyway, that name was
Speaker 3: not the question. Yeah right, but uh, he wrote in
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it again. Uh if if it
Speaker 3: isn't the Three Musket Queers.
Speaker 1: Cool, I had to bur got stuck.
Speaker 2: I recently remembered a game from when I was younger
Speaker 2: called Legendary for the three sixty and ps Three, about
Speaker 2: Pandora's Box opening in New York City and a bunch
Speaker 2: of Griffins and mythical beasts flying about it. It was
Speaker 2: a great concept, but the gameplay was atrocious. My question
Speaker 2: to you guys is this, what's a game that had
Speaker 2: an amazing concept but shipped the bet.
Speaker 1: On delivery stay gay.
Speaker 2: First of all, I want to I want to give
Speaker 2: you props for mentioning this because when the second you
Speaker 2: said Legendary for the three sixty, I knew exactly what
Speaker 2: he was talking about. Because it's such a weird I
Speaker 2: remember it very vividly, but it was such a nothing game.
Speaker 1: No one gave a shit.
Speaker 2: I can't I played the I know it because it
Speaker 2: had a demo, as a lot of games did back then,
Speaker 2: and that was how I played a lot of games
Speaker 2: because I just didn't have money, so like I would
Speaker 2: play demos of things that I would not otherwise play,
Speaker 2: and that was one of them where it's like legendary,
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? It was like Time Shift
Speaker 2: was another one of those games, or I'm just like yeah,
Speaker 2: or Darkest of Days. There were a lot of weird
Speaker 2: like PS three games that like just came to demos,
Speaker 2: like I guess I'll play it because it's free.
Speaker 3: I think there was a lot I think this question.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of games in this category.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, there's a lot of games where I
Speaker 3: remember thinking, man, this could have been so good.
Speaker 1: I think True Crime was one of those games.
Speaker 3: Oh true it like had I was like, I like
Speaker 3: the idea of being some super cop, but then it
Speaker 3: just didn't go anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like, this is stupid. What else
Speaker 1: do I do? You know, it comes to mind.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if this is true, because my
Speaker 2: memories of this game are so fragmented and so like
Speaker 2: they're not vivid at all. But I remember really liking
Speaker 2: for some reason, for some reason, my my aunt had
Speaker 2: She also had an Xbox. I don't know why she
Speaker 2: played video games, but like not really to the degree
Speaker 2: that like investing in a new machine at the time
Speaker 2: would be would make sense. I'm just like, you're whatever.
Speaker 2: She had an Xbox and she had this game. It
Speaker 2: was Dark Angel. She had Dark Game.
Speaker 1: Remember do you know that game? Yeah? Do you know
Speaker 1: what that is?
Speaker 3: Also, it's like based on the show I watched that show.
Speaker 1: I had no concept that that was not the show
Speaker 1: that Yeah, and freaking I don't know, Crippled Guy or
Speaker 1: something not him ales in it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, speaking of cripple let me just
Speaker 3: bring this up real quick.
Speaker 1: Okay. I started hanging out with Lyle the other day.
Speaker 3: And he said he was talking to me about these
Speaker 3: things that were going on his Instagram feed, and he
Speaker 3: talked he talked to me about Yeah, I've just been
Speaker 3: browsing the Paralympics on Instagram.
Speaker 2: And there's a video of a man with no arms
Speaker 2: and one leg but it's like a really tiny leg.
Speaker 3: And he's swimming. He's in a swimming competition that and
Speaker 3: he's amazing.
Speaker 1: Hold it in. It's crazy when that should happen.
Speaker 5: He's the fastest thing I've ever seen. Well, he's fast
Speaker 5: for the para.
Speaker 1: Hold it in, hold it in Kingston, you want to
Speaker 1: see it, hold the line, hold it hold then hold
Speaker 1: the line. You want to see it and hold it
Speaker 1: and you are stronger than this Kingston. You want to
Speaker 1: see it. Hold. I feel like Captain Kerry and mass Effect.
Speaker 1: Hold the line. I'm good.
Speaker 3: I can endure you got it sallowed it. But you
Speaker 3: can't hold as that fucking he's so serious.
Speaker 1: Ah, I don't like this. He's so fast. Clash his
Speaker 1: head with wow. He looks so oh my god, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy? I can't so I can't. I know that,
Speaker 1: like I haven't. I don't like breaking the rule of
Speaker 1: showing you.
Speaker 2: But it's just it's literally just the Paralympics Instagram the
Speaker 2: Paralympic Moments of the Year twenty uh.
Speaker 1: It says number twelve. For me, It's amazing.
Speaker 3: For me.
Speaker 2: I remember playing Odd World Munches honestly due you know
Speaker 2: Munch from Munches honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everyone knows much from Munches, the iconic, the iconic,
Speaker 1: much from much as honesty.
Speaker 2: Anyway, look up that video of the Paralympic swimmer Guy uh,
Speaker 2: and then look at a picture of Munch from munches honesty,
Speaker 2: and I think.
Speaker 1: Uh, I think, uh, show he's he's trying to power down.
Speaker 1: I want I want you to do a favor. Look
Speaker 1: at looking him up. I'm trying to look for this guy.
Speaker 1: It's just him. Oh no, I don't think when you
Speaker 1: look up much of that.
Speaker 5: Look up munch odd world, please and look it up.
Speaker 1: Distracted. Oh my god, he's crying, crying, and look, look
Speaker 1: I know this. Look, I know we're making fun. I'm
Speaker 1: not making fun.
Speaker 5: It's not like I'm not happy, cripple.
Speaker 1: It's just a funny.
Speaker 2: It's a funny image to see a man with like
Speaker 2: a tiny leg swim really quickly through pool.
Speaker 1: I will say this one. I respect the fact that
Speaker 1: he's able to do.
Speaker 3: That with No, it's amazing that it's actually amazingly there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you can't look at it. You can do both things.
Speaker 3: You can have respect for what he's doing and also
Speaker 3: acknowledge that that shill looks funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, well, you definitely do. That's why you
Speaker 1: had to leak out of your eyes. You had to.
Speaker 1: I was so touched by it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's happening. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 9: but he's got the same little leg Man, where's that.
Speaker 1: Wheelchair rapper guy that I respect? Man? I really want
Speaker 1: you guys to see this. Amazing dude? Is this guy?
Speaker 1: I it's anyway, Legendary is an interesting honeycap wrapper drill.
Speaker 1: So here's a drill. I can't hear this? What the
Speaker 1: hell is? I can't I can't do this.
Speaker 5: No, this is I don't want to hear it here.
Speaker 5: That's not funny.
Speaker 1: I can't even laugh at that. That's not funny, and
Speaker 1: shame on you for laughing. Actually, I follow him. He's dope.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I follow for real, crying right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I have not felt this level of
Speaker 1: this guy's dope. I like him. Can we can? We's
Speaker 1: not funny? Can we continue? Whoa motherfuck?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Legendary for the three six obscure games, I remember
Speaker 5: another one.
Speaker 1: I played so many obscure like Eat Lead Lead. Did
Speaker 1: you ever play Eat Lead Bullets on his case? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah bullets. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was like a parody game. It was like Airplane almost,
Speaker 2: but for video games. It was like making There was
Speaker 2: like a final Fantasy boss and only spoken like textboxes
Speaker 2: and ellipses.
Speaker 1: And yeah, like he'd be like, why are you talking
Speaker 1: to Ellipses.
Speaker 2: It's Will Arnett. He's like the voice of the guy
Speaker 2: in it. But like it was just some satire game.
Speaker 2: That's a game I played self actor, Psychokinetic Wars, fucking
Speaker 2: random Ship, Fracture, too Human.
Speaker 1: I want Dark Void, I was saying, darkness, dark, Oh
Speaker 1: the darkness. I like that one actually, I believe called Love, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 2: But I think, yeah, a game that had an amazing
Speaker 2: concept but shipped the bed at delivery.
Speaker 1: Anthem, I think I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I think Anthem could have been fucking great if it
Speaker 3: wasn't some gay life service ship, like if they made
Speaker 3: it a real, like fucking just RPG where they took
Speaker 3: the time. So it's like, Okay, we're gonna flesh out
Speaker 3: these characters, We're gonna flesh out concepts because like when
Speaker 3: I when I actually started, So I tried playing it
Speaker 3: one time, and basically some of the things that I
Speaker 3: thought I was gonna have problems with I didn't because
Speaker 3: I guess they thought of some things are like, all right.
Speaker 1: How are you going to like what is the point
Speaker 1: of being on the ground you can fly all the time. Well,
Speaker 1: there there are reasons you need to be there.
Speaker 3: There are certain things you need to do, and there's
Speaker 3: certain people you need to kill, and so it's like
Speaker 3: you can't just like funk off and type of thing,
Speaker 3: because I thought like, oh, if things get you hot,
Speaker 3: can I advance? And they're like, well, no, you fucking can't, obviously,
Speaker 3: So I was like.
Speaker 1: All right, and then I was I was having some
Speaker 1: fun with some of it. I was just like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's imagine if they just were like, put this aside.
Speaker 3: We're gonna develop this and like cook it like longer
Speaker 3: and and take the life service aspect out of it.
Speaker 3: Because it's like, guys, I know you want life service money.
Speaker 3: I know you want to lutter shooter money, but it
Speaker 3: ain't gonna work for you. Buy aware people don't buy
Speaker 3: your games for that, Like they don't like those buyo
Speaker 3: where people don't fucking play luter shooters.
Speaker 1: That's not why people buy your wares. He oh, you
Speaker 1: know it's a dude that I can't.
Speaker 3: I never know if I say this right, but Star
Speaker 3: Wars Masters, the Terror Masters, Terrist Society, Tarak Hazi, I literally.
Speaker 1: Have no idea.
Speaker 3: Still to this day, I don't know how to pronounce
Speaker 3: that the Star Wars game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Star Wars Fighting one Fighter game.
Speaker 3: The if that game could have been good, Like the
Speaker 3: concept that that was really cool, but it just was
Speaker 3: so shitty and clunky.
Speaker 1: The idea of that is so fucking like why it's
Speaker 1: just a fun There's so many ideas you can just
Speaker 1: put in things like do you have ips? Just put
Speaker 1: your IP in game, make game decent. I think yeah,
Speaker 1: I think just it because I like the idea of
Speaker 1: like iconic games.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like why like brawlers like got so
Speaker 3: popular because the concept of these games that normally in
Speaker 3: fighting games.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, let's let's make them all fighting ship
Speaker 1: that's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Uh So I even that game of air GI's or
Speaker 3: Energy whatever is that you know, uh, all of those
Speaker 3: Square Enix uh oh fucking Cloud and all those motherfuckers
Speaker 3: fighting each other like that game, Like I played that
Speaker 3: on Seka CD. No Sega Saturn. Sorry, I played that
Speaker 3: on Sega Saturn, and I was like, man, this could
Speaker 3: have been good. Some people still like it. I think
Speaker 3: that ship fucking sucked. Yeah, but it was a cool,
Speaker 3: like putting all those stupid gay like j RPG characters
Speaker 3: and like they're fighting together.
Speaker 1: They had a Sega. Saturn had another game like that too,
Speaker 1: It's called the Something Mixed. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: There's so many Obscure fighters that I played because I
Speaker 3: was obsessed with fighting games back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of there's there are games that
Speaker 2: I think are still good, but like I would love
Speaker 2: to see given like a proper budget, you know, like
Speaker 2: I would love to see like a proper destroy humans
Speaker 2: like modern tech and stuff.
Speaker 1: I would love to see.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of pandemic games actually, now I
Speaker 2: think about it, like that Studio made so many like
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings Conquest was so cool, man, dude,
Speaker 2: if they, oh my god, a battlefield that was Lord
Speaker 2: of the Rings actually so cool, it would be fucking
Speaker 2: I feel like the weird thing is I feel like
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people that would love to do that,
Speaker 2: but Warner Brothers are probably playing because like, if you
Speaker 2: look at a lot of these games aren't like.
Speaker 3: Mountain Blade and shit like that. Now people now imagine
Speaker 3: Mountain Blade, but it was fucking Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3: Because like there's it's just a bunch of people huge
Speaker 3: field people fucking around doing like cool ship warring, fucking
Speaker 3: around your homies. But you have to have such a
Speaker 3: hot you have to have a high standary to work
Speaker 3: on Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we got Gollum.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that's so weird, Like, how are they
Speaker 3: allowed to do that?
Speaker 1: I really have no idea. That is insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they own the rights to it. I
Speaker 2: think the company that uh something that. I think some
Speaker 2: weird company owns the rights of Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 2: Like Iceland Dale.
Speaker 4: They made that fucking game, the new game that was
Speaker 4: so dog ship and it's like this the indie game
Speaker 4: is so bad. And then Larry and follows and makes
Speaker 4: ballders Gate three, and it's company is probably like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna kill ourselves.
Speaker 3: Kill Look, ballers Gate three is such it's such a
Speaker 3: it's such a good tragedy if you think about it.
Speaker 3: Because now the bar is so high, it's like general,
Speaker 3: it's just now, that's how I feel about watching Nocturn.
Speaker 1: The bar was too high to where I know. Nock
Speaker 1: Turn is not a bad show at all at all.
Speaker 1: It's it's weaker. It is weaker unfortunately week and that's
Speaker 1: why it's still a good show. It's still fun to watch.
Speaker 1: One hundred these are these are genuinely nitpicks. It's not
Speaker 1: it's literally a nippi.
Speaker 3: And because of how good the originally I'm trying to
Speaker 3: nitpick the original series, I can't.
Speaker 1: Season three is probably the only one. Season three and
Speaker 1: four a weaker, but season one and two perfect.
Speaker 5: Season three, I think it's the worst one and it's
Speaker 5: still good.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's that that so that has to
Speaker 3: happen by default, because you're never like the idea of
Speaker 3: having all sea like seasons be equally as good as
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 2: Even I can't think of a show that's gotten better
Speaker 2: progressively each season.
Speaker 1: There's definitely some like seasons.
Speaker 2: Breaking Bad's the only show maybe that like Heakes and
Speaker 2: Valleys Right is typically the last season, and Bringing Bad
Speaker 2: is like as good as the previous one.
Speaker 1: It's better every time every season.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's so hard man, because like, how
Speaker 3: do you how do you recreate the magic that you
Speaker 3: already made? And especially since it's already been made, so
Speaker 3: now it needs to be just as good or better, Like.
Speaker 2: You can't the first season of a show is never
Speaker 2: the best season of a show that's probably the only series.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it gets better than genuinely the longer I.
Speaker 3: Think it's as I feel like it's the same the
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like season three is well, it's also rushed,
Speaker 1: but it's really maybe I have to actually watch it.
Speaker 1: I still I tried. You know, it's crazy, it's even
Speaker 1: good now like its do you're probably watching it, but
Speaker 1: this is a good show.
Speaker 3: So there was a little I have to just I
Speaker 3: have to the way that I watched fall Out, I
Speaker 3: have to do the same thing. I have to prepare
Speaker 3: myself correctly. I kind of like I watched It's funny
Speaker 3: to say that, but I watched Fallout like incorrectly at first,
Speaker 3: where I was really I was nitpicking in the way
Speaker 3: that I oh, now I'm not like, I don't feel
Speaker 3: the same way that I do because I was like
Speaker 3: being way too critical on the the stupid It bothers me.
Speaker 1: A teeny bit still, But the show, it's more of.
Speaker 3: Just like I know, if we were all sitting in
Speaker 3: a room, we can dissect that script and be like,
Speaker 3: all the same outcomes is going to happen. Let's just
Speaker 3: make the journey, make a little bit more sense, and
Speaker 3: I think it would just be an enjoyable show overall.
Speaker 3: But really I think somebody would dunk me on the
Speaker 3: head and be like, chill out.
Speaker 1: It's fallout. And that's kind of like where I was like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, I need to chill out on this. It's fallout.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 4: Yeah, having a good having a great season one is
Speaker 4: a curse.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 5: It's it's like Seinfelds first season is terrible.
Speaker 1: Always.
Speaker 5: Sonny's first season is kind of like, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's mad. It's weaker, but it's not as strong as
Speaker 1: like season four.
Speaker 3: It's extremely It doesn't even have a Frank doesn't even
Speaker 3: show up into a little while too.
Speaker 1: No, no, there, I think two. I thought it was two.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could be right.
Speaker 3: I actually I can't even say yeah, I'm not sure,
Speaker 3: but I know I'm not. I'm not standing on it.
Speaker 1: It takes it's not right away. Because he saw the
Speaker 1: show first, He's like, I want to be a part
Speaker 1: of that, which is fucking awesome, is hilarious.
Speaker 3: You're an iconic fucking uh act, and I want to
Speaker 3: be on that bullsh That's crazy because I feel like
Speaker 3: that's like our level stuff. But if I felt it
Speaker 3: almost it's it's not as crazy. But like, imagine Daniel
Speaker 3: day Lewis wanting to be on a fucking comedy show,
Speaker 3: a situational comedy.
Speaker 5: Show, Imaginema coming on this show.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, how did you find us? I'm a
Speaker 4: really big fan of Sweeney Follows on Twitter and he's
Speaker 4: been following me for you and he's like, why.
Speaker 1: Is he following me? Back's follow back? Man? Is he
Speaker 1: so judgmental? There's so many racist white people that's crazy
Speaker 1: about him?
Speaker 3: Is that like.
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: It's insane the amount of crazy. But are they actually following?
Speaker 1: Do you see the check following? Why are you following me?
Speaker 1: I always like so.
Speaker 2: I sometimes I'll put on Twitter just like even sometimes
Speaker 2: it'll be like a a milk toast, kind of like
Speaker 2: normal opinion that people be bent out of shape over Yeah,
Speaker 2: like how I said, Uh, you gratuated recently about people.
Speaker 2: If you're raising kids right now, you should really pay
Speaker 2: attention to teaching them how to avoid creating intense parasocial
Speaker 2: relationships with not only figures but politicians.
Speaker 1: I don't think people were like aware of.
Speaker 3: That when we were younger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that and in the same way,
Speaker 2: so like I think it, I think it would be
Speaker 2: worth it to just pay attention to that because there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people just out there just fucking weird
Speaker 2: about this stuff. Very reasonable, yeah, and some people were
Speaker 2: freaking out about that. But every time, but like sometimes
Speaker 2: I will go aggressive. I'll be like, you know, I'll
Speaker 2: tweet something aggressively like left, just to see like who's
Speaker 2: gonna respond to this and take umbrage with it?
Speaker 1: How are they going to do it? And are they
Speaker 1: following me?
Speaker 2: And usually if people disagree with me, but they're like
Speaker 2: normal about it, I'll leave them. But like if ever
Speaker 2: I do like just bad faith shit, I always go
Speaker 2: to the account of the and they it's like following you.
Speaker 2: It's like why why I And I just I blocked
Speaker 2: him and then I unblocked.
Speaker 1: Him and some of them follow again.
Speaker 3: That's what's funny.
Speaker 4: But I think it's not right because the fans it's
Speaker 4: gonna lampoo him. But there's one guy I've posted three
Speaker 4: things that are very like very liberal sort of sensible things.
Speaker 1: I'd assume I'm not being like.
Speaker 3: Well sensible to reasonable people, yes, but like and he.
Speaker 1: Was like he he's like, oh, you're so fucking you
Speaker 1: don't understand this. I'm like, all right, cool, God even comment,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go follow him. I'm gonna soft block him.
Speaker 1: Come back.
Speaker 4: The next day I post something, he followed me again.
Speaker 4: I'm like, blood, that.
Speaker 1: Must have been some glitch. Blood.
Speaker 2: It's like, brother, I've seen I've seen a couple of those.
Speaker 2: Like some people come back and I'm like, bro, like
Speaker 2: take the hint, man. I don't like blocking people because
Speaker 2: I just don't see the I literally tell people leave,
Speaker 2: like please go, like leave, yeah, like you're free, man.
Speaker 1: I'm not making you stay here. You're all You're welcome
Speaker 1: to go to. To me, it's the bad faith stuff,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that's kind of to me.
Speaker 2: It's like I don't care if you disagree with me,
Speaker 2: but like, don't disagree with me on bad faith.
Speaker 3: That's the ship I can't stand. The thing is that
Speaker 3: I really can't get.
Speaker 1: Into me now where. Like I'm tweeting, I'm tweeting things
Speaker 1: that are sent. They're not even.
Speaker 4: Extreme left things like oh, preserving people's lives. I'm not
Speaker 4: even going into my whole like protransness, pro like any
Speaker 4: of that shit. It's just like simple shit about like oh,
Speaker 4: people's rights, like, oh that's unfair.
Speaker 1: Oh this should I'm telling you milk toasts, Yeah, milk toast,
Speaker 1: Like what you smilked about parasocial relationships? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They were like he doesn't have any kids?
Speaker 1: Like what okay?
Speaker 3: What is that? It just says It was like if
Speaker 3: somebody without kids told you not to.
Speaker 1: Eat your children. You don't know.
Speaker 2: It's you know what I mean, it's just such a
Speaker 2: self evidently obvious thing that I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's bad people.
Speaker 3: I look, look, I think I just told everybody had
Speaker 3: a problem with that to kill themselves. I think I
Speaker 3: said something like that's what needs to be happening. You
Speaker 3: need to be over tag the next soul. And I
Speaker 3: think I said there's a so el al must does
Speaker 3: the see how? And all I said was the next
Speaker 3: players are gonna be so stupid.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's literally all I said.
Speaker 5: Never not and this is never a bad prediction to
Speaker 5: make right.
Speaker 1: It's not even like a it's not even a commentary.
Speaker 3: It's just like this, this situation is so stupid, like
Speaker 3: this is gonna so it's just a situation.
Speaker 1: It's everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and but just think about it in like the
Speaker 3: context of like let's say you are an Elon Musk fan,
Speaker 3: Like I think you would almost agree that this situation
Speaker 3: is stupid too, Like you're like this, it's such a
Speaker 3: fucking this is such a mess.
Speaker 1: It's such a neutral statement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so that's what I was like, Ah, this
Speaker 3: shouldn't it's just it's just I think it's kind of objective.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a bunch of dumb bullsh of this.
Speaker 3: Entire anyway, this guy said this, this is what he
Speaker 3: gathered from me, just saying the next wary is gonna stupid,
Speaker 3: He said, Are you really just gonna assume that he
Speaker 3: would do a Nazi salute, not going to think for
Speaker 3: two seconds that maybe it could be somehow misrepresentation of reality,
Speaker 3: that maybe the the media excus things.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Cool, cool, And I like how you're like completely like derailing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, it's the same kind.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like I'm like I'm doing I'm doing
Speaker 3: a thing right now, and he's like, oh no, don't
Speaker 3: listen here me.
Speaker 1: This is like me, it's me time.
Speaker 4: But it's the same kind of argument where people are
Speaker 4: just like where are where's your brain at? Where's your
Speaker 4: mind at? That you'd rather be more upset by me
Speaker 4: than just fucking go do something you enjoy that, Like
Speaker 4: it's just.
Speaker 3: It's not just to me, it's just like people can't read, man.
Speaker 1: People know it's bad can read. People cannot understand what
Speaker 1: they read. That's ultimately what reading is. I guess you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like anybody could just like, dug, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not even reading. That's like that's that's a symbol associated.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: That's what reading is. But yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: I think reading is understanding what you're you're anybody could
Speaker 2: read words, but if you're reading words and I understanding,
Speaker 2: you're not really reading that.
Speaker 1: If you want to really be h nippicky reading comprehension, sure.
Speaker 5: It's reading comprehension.
Speaker 1: But dude, like I I.
Speaker 2: Think because when I said I think, I said about
Speaker 2: that thing that I was talking about earlier about like
Speaker 2: just parasocial relationships and stuff, and then I said, like listen,
Speaker 2: if with all due respect, I said this, if you
Speaker 2: find this offensive, please just take yourself out, like you
Speaker 2: gotta be gone, Like it's over, a game over you're cooked,
Speaker 2: you know, time sole in and somebody was like, you
Speaker 2: realize some of your fans might have parasocial relationships with you.
Speaker 2: You're basically telling them to kill themselves. And it's like,
Speaker 2: that's not basically how the sentence works. Yeah, And I said,
Speaker 2: like I said, like, listen, with all true respect, like,
Speaker 2: this is not how sentences work. I'm talking specifically to
Speaker 2: people who find that I'm saying this offensive. If you
Speaker 2: find it offensive that I'm saying, like, oh, teacher, kids
Speaker 2: not to have parasocial relationships.
Speaker 1: That's offensive to you.
Speaker 2: You should die because like you're you're you're out, man,
Speaker 2: it's gonna get much worse for you if that's like,
Speaker 2: if that's something that shakes you to your core, it's
Speaker 2: it's And.
Speaker 5: Then he said, oh yeah, my bad. And I'm just
Speaker 5: like they in fact, I even got that.
Speaker 1: I seen that. Every once in a while somebody actually
Speaker 1: does say like oops, I misread that.
Speaker 2: But it just it's not good for me because it
Speaker 2: just vindicates, It just digs me deeper into knowing how
Speaker 2: how right I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is not good. I don't need I don't
Speaker 1: need I don't need that at all.
Speaker 4: What makes it so do they give those tests. I
Speaker 4: remember the school when I was in school at least,
Speaker 4: like I don't know, a fucking different time. I get
Speaker 4: fifty years ago, fifty seven years ago, aged fairly decently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty good man.
Speaker 4: They would give tests during the year to see where
Speaker 4: your understanding is of things like not like that, not
Speaker 4: like the.
Speaker 1: U and if you failed, they would pants you and
Speaker 1: well have a horse kicking your dick thirteen times angry
Speaker 1: the school horse.
Speaker 3: I think I think people it was why people would
Speaker 3: get held back, right, and that was how I think
Speaker 3: those still get held back.
Speaker 1: Right. You have to be fucked yeah, you gotta be.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that you gotta be a consopt We
Speaker 1: didn't see in school.
Speaker 2: Problem. Yeah, like those people I don't know to drank
Speaker 2: glue off the floor and died before they got tonight.
Speaker 3: But like I feel like, you really have to try to.
Speaker 3: You have to almost be like a like an evil criminal.
Speaker 1: We get held back. And I forgot what they were called.
Speaker 1: The regions, not the regents exams. Those I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys had these over here.
Speaker 3: We have regions East Coast, yeah, but we had this.
Speaker 3: They have like a C T or something.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but not even like even though it's like
Speaker 4: a test you would get like, okay, this show your
Speaker 4: starts to try to see where your you know, your
Speaker 4: your your your level is. When they're going to promote you,
Speaker 4: they would have you go through everything where like a
Speaker 4: reading math comprehension.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, this comprehensive comprehension. Times we're called comprehension tests.
Speaker 2: Sure do they not do that anymore?
Speaker 1: I know? Because if if not, if that's the case,
Speaker 1: explains a lot of what's going on.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like there's a what would
Speaker 3: you call it a symbiotic relationship going on to where uh,
Speaker 3: the schools want to pass more people because they get
Speaker 3: more funding, and if you want to get a little
Speaker 3: bit more con storied, can the spiratorial what I talk about,
Speaker 3: like like the symbiosis or whatever. It's like the quote
Speaker 3: unquote powers that be just the oligarchs, people that are
Speaker 3: really trying to run ship. They count on people to
Speaker 3: be stupid ast fun of course, so it's extremely beneficial
Speaker 3: to you know, you you take money and fund the
Speaker 3: people that are passing the motes, which usually means making
Speaker 3: ship way more dumb down. So it's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: school seems like it's doing great, but literally the bar
Speaker 3: is so fucking low. Of course they're doing great, so
Speaker 3: they get money and stuff. Everything seems great, and they're
Speaker 3: just putting more, like Carlon would say, obedient workers into
Speaker 3: the system. Because it's like if imagine if everybody was like,
Speaker 3: u's just regular people on the level, because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: regular people just there. Department of Government Efficiency ran by
Speaker 3: some fucking South African Nazi like.
Speaker 1: Because and he said it was a mutual split, like
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 3: Up, put job, shut the fuck out, you know exactly,
Speaker 3: you know exactly, that's why he's gone.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, well, that's why he's in America. That's
Speaker 4: why he's in America. Not to be dispectful.
Speaker 3: Come on, I wouldn't vote for you because you're brown.
Speaker 3: And he's like that's fair to all right, fucking that's fair.
Speaker 1: You're like that, that's fair.
Speaker 3: It's the craziest because that is like one of the
Speaker 3: most unfair things I've ever said.
Speaker 1: Level almost like it's almost like racism, that's just it,
Speaker 1: that is just interpersonal racism. But it's also.
Speaker 2: Literally like on its basic level, and no, there's it's
Speaker 2: not even more complex than it is exactly how.
Speaker 1: Unfair it is.
Speaker 5: It's like the most obvious, it's so funny, that's.
Speaker 3: Fair racism would say ten let's just say fifteen twenty
Speaker 3: years ago, your career would be finished if if anyone
Speaker 3: said anything like that, if you told a brown person
Speaker 3: on fucking the news, I'm not because you're brown, like
Speaker 3: you're you're a dirty, smelly Indian, your street food sucks,
Speaker 3: and then and then your hands and then served food,
Speaker 3: and then and then you would never see the light
Speaker 3: of day.
Speaker 1: But now it's like it's literally, if you go online,
Speaker 1: it's based. That's fair. It's what happened. It's like, wow,
Speaker 1: she megan Kelly's based point about meaning brown. A lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of people started calling we started calling
Speaker 1: everything under the sun racist, right, there's plenty of racism,
Speaker 1: but people started calling things that were not necessarily racist racists, right.
Speaker 1: And what happened is that dumb black face episodes of
Speaker 1: community for.
Speaker 4: Dumb people started calling people that were not racist just
Speaker 4: a little ignorant racist.
Speaker 1: Right. So what happened is real racist niggas started showing up, right,
Speaker 1: and the word racists have less meaning. And then what
Speaker 1: happened situation and we know this, we know and then
Speaker 1: now there are straight up biggots in power, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's yeah, but everyone's I'm racist too, I guess
Speaker 1: because I call people with the ED word in my
Speaker 1: private time. And it's like, yeah, kind of, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing about this, that whole yeah thing.
Speaker 2: For me, it was like the last time I defended
Speaker 2: somebody for doing a hile because I assumed it was
Speaker 2: a joke, I was wrong.
Speaker 1: So I'm just not gonna make that mistake a yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is that Rigius Spencer who Richard Spencer back
Speaker 2: in the back, And you remember when he gave that that.
Speaker 1: So he didn't do it.
Speaker 3: It was his audience people, so that he gave a
Speaker 3: couple or's like two or three people. So so he
Speaker 3: said he said hail victory. He might have Trump or something,
Speaker 3: haale victory. I remember him saying hale victory because that's
Speaker 3: like straight up like a Roman tooken from. Basically, here's
Speaker 3: the thing that pisses me off about the people keep
Speaker 3: saying it's the Roman salute. I'm like, let's let's unpack
Speaker 3: that the Roman salute came from Italy. Fascist Italy was
Speaker 3: using the Roman slute and then fucking the Germans stole it,
Speaker 3: like you want to try again, you want to try again.
Speaker 3: Fascist Italy is fascist Germany. Literally, there would be no
Speaker 3: fascist Germany without fascist Italy. They literally are inspired by it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, yeah, I made the mistake too, because I
Speaker 3: hundred percent thought it was a troll. I just didn't
Speaker 3: understand the al right at that time, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: didn't understand me.
Speaker 1: Why would you.
Speaker 3: They were lying, they were infiltrating and saying we're just
Speaker 3: an alternate version of the right, and then it turns out,
Speaker 3: oh wait, no, we're extreme racist. I'm like, oh whoops, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: well now we know plot twist, plot twists, Like.
Speaker 1: Hey man, let's just believe your eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Chris should have been saved by Liquid maged
Speaker 3: Lacey Green from and then it just cut liquid.
Speaker 1: That's so o p man, that's that's scary. Is that
Speaker 1: her sister? But Magen is.
Speaker 4: Twin sister, her twin sister that had the better traits
Speaker 4: but thought they had the worst traits.
Speaker 1: Magin. Yes, I don't know what. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The liquid, well, you don't know that's
Speaker 1: liquid about you. You you love to, don't you that?
Speaker 2: I literally lost track of the conversation because I was
Speaker 2: reading the question. Oh, okay, you should see if she
Speaker 2: reach out so we can find out about our sister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see if she has a shouldn't win out there?
Speaker 1: Uh uh liquid? Uh Lacy green Sea amazing, it's green
Speaker 1: Sea lace.
Speaker 3: Whoa is this hoose light?
Speaker 1: Is it? Anyway? That was why you would have had
Speaker 1: the whole crowd.
Speaker 2: You you.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So this person wrote in I'm not gonna read the
Speaker 3: name again because it was long.
Speaker 2: Uh. In the most recent episode, you guys talk about
Speaker 2: how you guys bet they laugh at your flaccid penises
Speaker 2: and surgery. I work in an o R of a
Speaker 2: major hospital, and I can say for certain that we,
Speaker 2: in fact do make fun of your penis. Like actually,
Speaker 2: we once had a patient with a cox so Harry.
Speaker 2: We nicknamed him Chewbacca and made a joke about him,
Speaker 2: sounding as such twenty busts. I think he wrote as such,
Speaker 2: this guy is a fan of this podcast one like
Speaker 2: I love that we have somebody in surgery.
Speaker 3: The idea of like our show blasting over an unconscious
Speaker 3: fucking dude respectable people in respectable fields listening to this bullshit.
Speaker 4: No waking up in search or like you, when you're
Speaker 4: kind of coming to it, you just hear me saying
Speaker 4: the internet and you're like.
Speaker 1: What am in hell? That's your first question? Definitely set definitely.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't be that, Like, oh, that's probably that podcast that
Speaker 3: I listen to all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah that must be in hell. Yeah you're definitely in hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, man, I get I get messages from people
Speaker 2: who I'm like surprised where they're like, yeah, man, I
Speaker 2: watch your show all the time and I work here.
Speaker 1: I work in the fucking there.
Speaker 2: There's there's people that I know at one point, I
Speaker 2: know for sure there there are people listening to our
Speaker 2: show from like like FBI.
Speaker 1: I know one person I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 2: I know one person else start podcast that's not a
Speaker 2: serious person that is what do they do?
Speaker 1: They work for Secretary of Defense. I know that one
Speaker 1: person I know that doesn't I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: You better you better pay attention to all flopping on
Speaker 3: the fucking codes like they're hitting all the launch buttons.
Speaker 1: I know that they are someone that does not agree
Speaker 1: with all the stuff that happens there. But they have
Speaker 1: a job.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy thing to maintain. Man, that that's a
Speaker 3: hard thing too. I want that gift to be able
Speaker 3: to ignore because I said, then it would allow us
Speaker 3: to like grift because it's the same kind of it's
Speaker 3: the same principle you suppressed your principles.
Speaker 1: This is a job. I'm gonna do my job. I
Speaker 1: have a good career, and I want to be able
Speaker 1: to do that too.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to be like I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm starting to when I I know I mentioned
Speaker 3: this already when I felt cathartic watching Isaac kill those people.
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, I feel like I'm starting. It's starting to
Speaker 3: creep in me. It is, and I'm like, let's go dark.
Speaker 3: Just growing in me that I don't like it. It's
Speaker 3: like I'm starting. It's like for the first time, I'm fine,
Speaker 3: it's not a pen. For the first time, I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm starting to understand slipmot lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I get them. Like I'm like first I'm
Speaker 1: always like, that's it's gay, but it sounds heavy.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: You know, all lyrics are for like thirteen year old
Speaker 3: kids is stupid shit, But now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel they hate rise up in me
Speaker 1: like a black miss Garret so many, just like Catharsis.
Speaker 1: I think I've watched it one hundred times over this.
Speaker 4: I keep showing it to week Is like he's definitely
Speaker 4: saying it. I'm like, no, I hear mega, it's hear mega.
Speaker 1: I wish I was hearing it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't hear it.
Speaker 5: This is like almost the dress dress I was about
Speaker 5: to dress, like it's a blue or.
Speaker 1: Black from looking white and gold. That was insane though.
Speaker 1: That was crazy people I got out of hand. People
Speaker 1: got dress was really blue and black, wasn't it? It
Speaker 1: was blue?
Speaker 2: And I remember at one point I saw it blue
Speaker 2: and black, and then I saw it as white and gold.
Speaker 2: But I understood, like, oh, that looks white and gold
Speaker 2: because it is black and blue, and that's what the
Speaker 2: light is doing. I saw them both at one point,
Speaker 2: like I looked away and I looked back, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm mainly saw white and gold. I mainly
Speaker 1: saw the blue. Every time I said that white and gold,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, oh, it could be the light, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, cool, Yeah, that's something I understood.
Speaker 1: The Oh yeah, that's how sensible people are. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. It might be the light.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that annoying was ye people sticking on
Speaker 3: that ship where I'm like, have you never seen the
Speaker 3: experiment of just watching people, you know how like deaf
Speaker 3: people why they read lips because of how.
Speaker 1: Important that ship is? All?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually I knew a couple like the water
Speaker 3: wet thing. But like it's like the say bar and
Speaker 3: fall water. If you literally split the screen right of
Speaker 3: the people saying bar and far at the same time,
Speaker 3: whichever you're looking at is what you're gonna hear. So
Speaker 3: it's like, you look at the person saying bar, you're
Speaker 3: gonna hear the thing. Look at the person far, you're
Speaker 3: gonna gear far. It's like that's all the brain works.
Speaker 3: And so it's the same with the dress we're I'm like, guy,
Speaker 3: this isn't a big fucking deal. Like what we all
Speaker 3: know about optical illusions. This is like fucking seventeenth century shit.
Speaker 4: You're talking about mirages is not really fucking retard bitch,
Speaker 4: I'm talking about mirages, optical illusions.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like say the you know, you have
Speaker 3: you have the cage on one side and the bird
Speaker 3: on one side. You spin it and looks like the
Speaker 3: birds in the cage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not a mirage.
Speaker 4: I love somebody filling up a glass of water with
Speaker 4: a picture like on the side of it and then
Speaker 4: it was facing the direction when the water does it spiled?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know how that works.
Speaker 3: Actually, what's the thing when the car the car is driving,
Speaker 3: the spins the wheels gave a spinning backwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's called the math. It's called the math.
Speaker 1: You broad effect were your car?
Speaker 5: Where you when your carsons and you kill people?
Speaker 2: That's you really question I was gonna say, I do
Speaker 2: love the fact that we have like people in operating rooms.
Speaker 1: Right, that's awesome. That's wrap small penises and hairy penises.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: I mean I figured that's what I mean, Like, why
Speaker 2: wouldn't they be like, you know, you gotta find some
Speaker 2: someone's of joy.
Speaker 3: It's like the person that found Kobe's body and took
Speaker 3: pictures and distributed it Like that's like that's insane. That's like,
Speaker 3: there's there's some people who are supposed to there's Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're spposed to be. So unfortunately, most people didn't get
Speaker 3: to see it, but some people saw it.
Speaker 1: Some people saw it that we' supposed to see it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think it made it to the Internet, because
Speaker 3: we would have found it by now. But I think
Speaker 3: this person sent to other people that weren't stupid enough
Speaker 3: to post it online, but it got out because there
Speaker 3: there are people at the end of the day, there's
Speaker 3: snark cake and joyers. But this is why I can't
Speaker 3: I can't ultimately believe in conspiracies, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like really like crazy like off the way pre internet,
Speaker 1: pre internet, maybe not I think even less.
Speaker 3: So they're going home and telling everyone and they're going
Speaker 3: to the bar and like, yo, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Seed.
Speaker 1: Whatever the I literally saw that.
Speaker 2: They tried to They tried to assassinated Castro like what
Speaker 2: like a million times. Yeah, and that was in a
Speaker 2: time where you would assume it'd be easier to hide
Speaker 2: ship because you wouldn't be able to.
Speaker 1: Just like send like what were they using carry carry
Speaker 1: Uncles is one guys that tried to do that. We
Speaker 1: know he was one of the people, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I know one of our friends uncles. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: them to you know them to Oh really yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: it's interesting. Yeah, it's insane. It's an interesting story. I
Speaker 1: heard it.
Speaker 3: I was like, anyway, to move on, let's go to
Speaker 3: the next thing before this.
Speaker 1: These before somebody comes into the window away. Yeah you
Speaker 1: saw the fourth kind? I didn't, but I did. Why
Speaker 1: did you bring that up? It's a it's a moment.
Speaker 1: Oh no, maybe not the form comment.
Speaker 4: It's a movie with some black girls, like telling a
Speaker 4: girl about aliens and she's like, they're aliens and she
Speaker 4: just gets yanked away, like and the woman just has
Speaker 4: to stand there and deal with the fact that he
Speaker 4: saw black woman take into the sky.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna the next question was was it?
Speaker 1: Or don't look up or whatever?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's not the song. Wait, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna move on to the next.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, don't look up, I think, right, don't look
Speaker 3: up and look up? There the one with black people?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Wait? Am I no? Is that the Jordan Peele movie?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Waita US is one of them? Isn't
Speaker 1: there one where it's like you're not supposed to look up?
Speaker 1: Or the alien thing is that I know, no, no,
Speaker 1: is that what it is? Movie? Though?
Speaker 2: What there's is there something called Don't look Up, but
Speaker 2: look Up is the movie with like uh it gets
Speaker 2: Leo Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence and they play I
Speaker 2: think right, yeah, and they play like they're they're trying
Speaker 2: to warn the world about like an asteroid that's coming,
Speaker 2: and no one takes.
Speaker 1: It seriously and they ruin it more movie but like it's.
Speaker 5: Kind of one of those things where it's like it's made.
Speaker 3: Is Leo like talking about like the difference between Negro
Speaker 3: skulls and white schools in.
Speaker 1: That movie that's legendary. He said, he's like that in
Speaker 1: every rolldown.
Speaker 5: He's just he's just Calvin can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got.
Speaker 2: Touched in and he was like, I shouldn't touch this,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, Juxtow the Jester wrote in he says, hey,
Speaker 2: cigarette cigarello and cigar cigarello, like the first time question asker,
Speaker 2: longtime listener, and patron.
Speaker 3: First off, thank you fellas for keeping me keeping me
Speaker 3: insane in.
Speaker 2: Our hell world.
Speaker 1: No problem, blood, no problem man, happy to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm constantly reminded by the show of my backlog of
Speaker 2: single player games. Being twenty in college, I find myself dedicatated.
Speaker 2: I find I find myself dedicating my time to multiplayer
Speaker 2: games as it's easier to just pick up and put down.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking for advice on what single player games
Speaker 2: to pursue. First, MGS three, Dead Space two, GTA, GJ four, Batman,
Speaker 2: Arkham City, Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven.
Speaker 1: That's not what you do.
Speaker 2: It just mean the first thing on the list kind
Speaker 2: of threw me up. It is it is the most
Speaker 2: eclectic thing on the list, But uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it depends on what you're into. Man Like
Speaker 2: if if if you're into multiplayer games, Mike assumption is
Speaker 2: that you are more action oriented, and.
Speaker 1: So Cyberpunk I would say Skyrim and Cyberpunk.
Speaker 2: I would actually like right now, I would actually probably
Speaker 2: say something like, I mean, depending on what games you're playing,
Speaker 2: I would I think I think Cyberpunk's is pretty solid.
Speaker 2: He brought up the Batman Arkham games, and I think
Speaker 2: those are a great. That's a great because that's a
Speaker 2: quick one. You know, that's not a lot of your time.
Speaker 2: That's like maybe ten hours for the first one. And
Speaker 2: then like maybe less than twenty for the second. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't take a lot of time to get through those,
Speaker 2: and they play great.
Speaker 1: I'd be great.
Speaker 2: Ninja guid In two Black is out now and it's
Speaker 2: fucking great. That's a that's a nice trunk cad. That's
Speaker 2: like a really small game, easy to digest, not a lot,
Speaker 2: not hard if I mean, if you play it on hard.
Speaker 3: I'm playing it on just normal, on normal, yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's pretty easy for me.
Speaker 1: It's I think you're a little more versed in play.
Speaker 2: You know, I just know shot. I'm getting hit all
Speaker 2: the time. I know there's a black button. I'm forgetting
Speaker 2: to use it.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, fair enough, Okay, maybe it's not saying okay,
Speaker 3: maybe it's not okay whatever.
Speaker 5: Dead Space two you brought up. The death Space remake
Speaker 5: is great.
Speaker 1: Space Remake is great because it's like really cheaper right now.
Speaker 5: It's really cheap and it's great.
Speaker 1: It's fucking under twenty dollars. I have that game, That's
Speaker 1: how she was. I already own it.
Speaker 3: I do that too, though, I swear I still do that.
Speaker 3: So I have a game and like, oh look I'll
Speaker 3: see the price. Already have it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm making account and Braid sucks, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends on what you're into.
Speaker 2: But like, I mean, everything you mentioned is is, but
Speaker 2: I would say maybe like MDS is like pretty specific.
Speaker 2: Cyder Punk is long, and so is The Witch of Three.
Speaker 2: So like if you if you're having trouble, maybe delegating time.
Speaker 2: So I would Punk is not long if you just
Speaker 2: because there, it's it's if you mainline it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I feel like depending on I like games
Speaker 3: like that to where it gives you the option if
Speaker 3: you want to play forever, just like kind of that's.
Speaker 2: Not like about Mafia right now, Like I have no
Speaker 2: I have no interest in doing extra ship. I'm just
Speaker 2: sitting for the story and it's great for that. It's
Speaker 2: like the pacing is great.
Speaker 1: Every can find a Cypunk okay, well, moving on, moving on.
Speaker 1: Every time I fell Indian people in Cyberpunk, of course
Speaker 1: not interesting. They're stuck. They bar him over there. They
Speaker 1: bought them to that part of the world. They're you yon,
Speaker 1: coming beyond like the waste Wall. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: They put they digitized every Indian and put them beyond
Speaker 4: the Black Wall. Why so it and there's no like
Speaker 4: real good reason. It's like we want the digendians dig
Speaker 4: is that cyberpunk two? Yeah, two twenty seventy seven and
Speaker 4: Cyberpunk two. I couldn't know that actually is that they
Speaker 4: never named stuff like that for that world, stuff like
Speaker 4: that is what ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So what.
Speaker 1: Cyberpunk two? Is that like the first like chip or something.
Speaker 1: It's still like modern day like, oh, let's just two.
Speaker 1: That's sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, look at this because that's that's like just
Speaker 5: twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: And when they did Google. I love how fast that
Speaker 1: came and gone. It should existed. It's kind of coming back.
Speaker 1: Now there's the dude.
Speaker 2: They have smart glasses now people are actually target oh interesting,
Speaker 2: Like it's I mean, they're pretty stupid right now, like
Speaker 2: like right now they're just like basically Siri.
Speaker 3: But they do be music in your head, which is awesome.
Speaker 3: Like that's a crazy I don't like, like it.
Speaker 2: Just uses the vibrations of the glasses to like to uh,
Speaker 2: just put music in your head without having to listen
Speaker 2: to it and people around you can't hear it. It's
Speaker 2: it's pretty nutty actually, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I mean it's feels simple. I understand it feels dangerous
Speaker 1: in a way, but like whatever, it's kind of cool
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, but like it's I would
Speaker 1: say neat is the perfect word for that. That is
Speaker 1: a neat trick, but like I'm not neat. That's a
Speaker 1: neat trick.
Speaker 2: Nice, nice, But yeah, they scrap them earlier or you're knee, dude,
Speaker 2: I beg my knee. I begged my knee coming home
Speaker 2: because we were we met at the breakfast place and
Speaker 2: we were like waiting for Sweeny for like three hours
Speaker 2: because he was late. Okay, at least were waiting, and
Speaker 2: we walked into the apartment to record and I I
Speaker 2: really fucking banged my knee against the just a doorframe
Speaker 2: in the in a way that like felt like part
Speaker 2: of me was like subconciously trying to kill the doorframe.
Speaker 2: I'm still feeling it still hurts like a lot.
Speaker 1: But I there was one day when I went to
Speaker 1: the house and I fucking walked into and I cut
Speaker 1: the funk out of my arm and I think you
Speaker 1: were there when I cut it, and you were like
Speaker 1: you're right, and I was like, yeah, whatever, like the
Speaker 1: blood like wolverine attacking him, So yeah, whatever, bike messenger
Speaker 1: knocks me down. You get that cut there, Gay? Hey man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna watch up with them anyway, Peter, you know
Speaker 1: Peto no Homo park? Another one, Peto Park. This will
Speaker 1: be the end.
Speaker 2: This will be the last one. Uh, Demon's Rage kind
Speaker 2: of jumping off of what we were talking about. Demon's
Speaker 2: Rage round, and he says, dear fark Tank. I wrote
Speaker 2: in about six months ago asking for advice for starting
Speaker 2: Balder's Gay three. This game is one of my favorite
Speaker 2: of all time, but I really fucked up. I worked
Speaker 2: forty five hours a week and I'm playing co op
Speaker 2: with my brother. Needless to say, we're still playing it
Speaker 2: and I still think it's amazing, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to do it anymore. How do I get off
Speaker 1: this ride?
Speaker 2: I'm watching the game industry pass me by, and I'm
Speaker 2: getting anxious about it. Please help all, just decide. I
Speaker 2: just want to push through and do it. But how
Speaker 2: did you guys do it so quickly? How much should
Speaker 2: you miss? I'm at like two hundred and fifty hours,
Speaker 2: that's all, yo, We're not with.
Speaker 1: The game yet.
Speaker 3: Two dred ft the hours that their co op is.
Speaker 3: I feel like what's happening is they're having a blast,
Speaker 3: dying so much doing fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they're just fucking getting destroyed, progressing very slowly,
Speaker 3: but they're having a blast. So it's like at this point, man,
Speaker 3: look you don't I I say, you have two options.
Speaker 3: You either don't play co op anymore and just and
Speaker 3: they played as quickly as possible. But if you don't
Speaker 3: want to do that and you're still curious about the ending,
Speaker 3: watch some YouTube videos.
Speaker 1: Like you played so much of that game already, like
Speaker 1: even like what I feel you at Act one. That's
Speaker 1: there's no fucking ways of act on Twitter for the hours.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: You can watch a video about it. I think watching
Speaker 4: a video about this game is gonna undercut.
Speaker 1: It's gonna undercut a lot of it because of the
Speaker 1: control and your character and all that aspect. But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, but if you can't have the time, if
Speaker 1: it's time to move on, but.
Speaker 3: You're curious about at least how it plays out in
Speaker 3: a certain aspect, I mean, that might be your best best.
Speaker 4: That's not a game you can put down and pick back.
Speaker 4: That's not a game you can like hod pick a
Speaker 4: back up for the problem with that game. That's not
Speaker 4: a game you can pick up real quick.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I haven't gotten back to it yet.
Speaker 1: That's the only like I give that game to Mick.
Speaker 4: I bought make that game for his birthday and he
Speaker 4: was like, hey, dude, I don't think I should play
Speaker 4: this game. I get like when I play RPG, I
Speaker 4: get like really into ruined them and like I can't
Speaker 4: like I you know, like I I lost you know, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. That's on the street with all he has
Speaker 4: is steam Deck and Balter's Gate.
Speaker 1: That's that's it.
Speaker 2: Literally, I saw him sitting on the street. I saw
Speaker 2: literally he has no legs to smoke. He cut them
Speaker 2: off and sold him on the fucking Coasta Rican black market.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's five bucks because she still doesn't understand American money. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like, Derek, so fisically illiterate that she
Speaker 2: shills her friend.
Speaker 3: Five dollars and so they bought they bought one my
Speaker 3: closest friend. I'm not going to be That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Did you see the thing that I don't know if
Speaker 3: she sent it to the group? Watch the was that
Speaker 3: so crazy?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Some fucking some white only golf club or something like
Speaker 3: that country club.
Speaker 1: Country. Well, they don't know that just by looking at.
Speaker 3: Her, you look a Saxon baguely, you look like you're
Speaker 3: clearly from the writing place on the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, appears his dad's there.
Speaker 3: Would because you can't just by looking at him right away,
Speaker 3: you can't just tell no, you see you know.
Speaker 1: So you you can't. I think that's probably I think
Speaker 1: I have this thing where I think me.
Speaker 3: Looking at Mick, I couldn't tell like what was going on.
Speaker 3: And in the same way I can just make would
Speaker 3: just be like, I'm just a white guy, and then
Speaker 3: I think color, skin, color or gender or race.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you're white, unless the calm welcome to the club,
Speaker 1: my boy. And then they they they saw cameras.
Speaker 3: There's like CCTV of uh smoky watching that the Snark
Speaker 3: Tank and then they see black men on the screen.
Speaker 1: They got kicked out.
Speaker 3: Right now, creature say you And then she was like, no,
Speaker 3: this is my These are my mandingos. That's I make
Speaker 3: them fight and talk podcast. So listen talking a podcast.
Speaker 1: We gave them a show. I had good fight. It
Speaker 1: was really really good. I beat up negro other Negro
Speaker 1: move no words. I was killed. You're the you're the
Speaker 1: plantation order. That's crazy. Can we do that? Can we
Speaker 1: give you Halloween? Can we give you the Southern Halloween?
Speaker 1: Can we give you a Southern tuxedo?
Speaker 5: We're gonna buy me a good Southern tuxedo.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be good, but buy you you want me
Speaker 1: absolutely not buying you a good one, but you can
Speaker 1: it will be yeah, yeah, yeah, wedding you too too. Probably,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing no tux It's gonna come in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I got, well I have I haven't. I
Speaker 1: don't have a blazer, but you don't need what I
Speaker 1: got a vest. Yeah, I'm gonna have to be have to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be up there. You're gonna be You're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna be one of the people on the line.
Speaker 3: You're right, Yeah you will.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm a good friend to somebody's serves you. Right,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get beaten to death. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Imagine someone comes out with a candostick made of fucking
Speaker 4: I don't know vibranium and they start whooping me to
Speaker 4: my concept.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what made me sense. I don't
Speaker 1: know if.
Speaker 3: They use the craziest rarest metal freakings.
Speaker 1: Why I have that. Yeah, let's go listen.
Speaker 2: So I mean, if you're trying to, I think at
Speaker 2: this point you've played enough of the game to be like,
Speaker 2: listen whatever, just go move on, because I would say
Speaker 2: at a certain point, like if I'm playing that, That's
Speaker 2: how it was with the Outer world. It's like I
Speaker 2: was fifty hours in the Outer Worlds and I came
Speaker 2: to the last question, and then I realized that there
Speaker 2: was like two extra dalc things that were like entire
Speaker 2: branching pads, and I was like, do I really want
Speaker 2: to do this? But do I really want to spend
Speaker 2: more than fifty hours on a video game? And I
Speaker 2: was like, now I'm gonna finish this up. I like this,
Speaker 2: but like I just it's ridiculous at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one thing, Yeah, play till you fuck Carlat then
Speaker 1: stop playing the game. Yeah I don't Yeah, one thing,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I fucked every girl in my camp.
Speaker 1: It's fun to play through.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, that's that was the reason why multiple
Speaker 3: play through make sure you have such with everybody at
Speaker 3: the same time. I fucked all of them. I hoped
Speaker 3: that I'm trying to hoop the three way, but it
Speaker 3: wouldn't worked.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean this? That doesn't make you
Speaker 1: fuck them at the same time? But no, like I
Speaker 1: did one plate thrive. Oh I gotcha, I got it. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: that's fair, that's fair too. The hardest one, that dumb
Speaker 1: bitch for me.
Speaker 3: Oh that was the first one that because she was
Speaker 3: just like, I, you're no. I had to fight her
Speaker 3: to fuck her first. It was the easiest one for me.
Speaker 4: They fucked her first, but then she fell in love
Speaker 4: with me afterwards. I beat that bitch's ass. I whooped
Speaker 4: the fun.
Speaker 1: Out of her. Bro I beat the piss of her. Yeah, asolutely.
Speaker 1: Actually that's not true.
Speaker 3: I was blazed through the game, and she actually got
Speaker 3: pretty close to killing me because I was kind of blazing,
Speaker 3: so I was like, I'm a little underpowered.
Speaker 1: Mega death row it In says.
Speaker 5: He says, Oh homosexuals.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or do the censor bleeps make TV comedies funnier? I
Speaker 2: feel like it gives swear words a bigger punch specifically,
Speaker 2: and shows like South Park.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree depending it totally.
Speaker 3: It totally depends, Like, say, one of my favorite moments
Speaker 3: of South Park is when they're doing the fake Christian.
Speaker 1: Rock band Faith plus one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it hit much harder when it wasn't bleeped,
Speaker 3: But it hits almost just as hard, but just a
Speaker 3: little bit harder when Cartman's saying fuck Jesus.
Speaker 1: Like it's so shocking to just hear that word. To
Speaker 1: hear that fuck Jesus, it's like, WHOA, calm down, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in two thousand that was like and like get
Speaker 3: you killed. It still felt great, like the bleep was
Speaker 3: so there is kind of in an emphasis with the bleep,
Speaker 3: So I get that, But.
Speaker 5: I think the thing about it is that like it's
Speaker 5: almost like.
Speaker 2: A bleep is almost like taking part of what you're
Speaker 2: watching and turning it into into a book where you
Speaker 2: have to kind of interpret, like you know what that
Speaker 2: word is, right, but you get to you get to
Speaker 2: determine the delivery in your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm so like you paint the picture.
Speaker 2: That's why I think hearing Like when I hear things unbleed,
Speaker 2: unbeaped first and then I hear them beeped again, I'm annoyed.
Speaker 2: But then when I hear things first beaped and then
Speaker 2: hear them unbeped. I think that's kind of weird. It
Speaker 2: never matches because like my assumption of how that sounded
Speaker 2: was like what I assumed to be funny about it,
Speaker 2: And now I know what what it really sounded like.
Speaker 2: It would be like like a SpongeBob doing the sailor move. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I've heard some of the real clips.
Speaker 1: And it's like.
Speaker 3: It's not as funny as it was in my head, right,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because that's actually that's a great point, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: And dude, the bleeps are what a magic tool to
Speaker 3: where you can turn like that Jimmy Neutron clip, but
Speaker 3: later you can you can put a bleep in that
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden your mind immediately knows
Speaker 3: that it's connected to the N word. But that's just
Speaker 3: the cut off. The normal thing is that it cuts
Speaker 3: off right before the knit. If you were to put
Speaker 3: like a I mean, people, what was that Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 3: segment that you do all the time, it's that oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know it was, so it was the yeah,
Speaker 3: the unappropriate whatever it was called, and that it's the
Speaker 3: power of the beep is actually the bleep is actually
Speaker 3: pretty pretty good.
Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, the bleep is pretty bleepful.
Speaker 2: It just it really does like just let you agine
Speaker 2: the funniest possible thing and it's just and then you're fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then you're like, n word. It's like
Speaker 1: if you I think I want to put a beep
Speaker 1: on the Mega the Mega Death thing, it it might
Speaker 1: sounds worse. It already sounds bad, and it's going to
Speaker 1: sound worse, like really wait, he definitely said it.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get the funk out of here. We
Speaker 3: pretend to cancel him. Who Mega Death must who is character?
Speaker 3: Which character?
Speaker 4: Mega Death like a character for podcast? It's create a
Speaker 4: Mega Death character. I like Mega Death as a character.
Speaker 2: I almost he's like another Rogues Gallery feeling. He's like
Speaker 2: he's like along with Pizza time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I pictured him like being loosely connected the Megatron. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's kind of.
Speaker 5: Like a Megatron, but of cardboard.
Speaker 3: That is so so hardboard boxes can transform, so that
Speaker 3: makes senseboard it's there.
Speaker 1: He transforms and he just compiles cardboard.
Speaker 4: What he does he puts a bunch of cardboard box
Speaker 4: of the smaller size, the smaller size into himself. So
Speaker 4: he's actually really dense and quite powerful, but he's still
Speaker 4: weak to water.
Speaker 2: But there's always cumbersome uh styrofoam shavings falling off of him.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. He's really strong, but he's weak to water.
Speaker 1: He has Spider Man. Spider Man's I got like seven
Speaker 1: box cuts gonna be paper cuts and I'm fucking bleeding
Speaker 1: and it hurts. He's like, yeah, I'm mega dad, and
Speaker 1: he shoots a box on his head, a smaller box.
Speaker 2: We're getting stupid. We're gonna read our names. We're gonna
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Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 5: We're gonna read our twenty five dollars our patrons.
Speaker 4: Now, are there boxes of every dimension or the only
Speaker 4: like certain dimension boxes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so.
Speaker 5: Strapped a gun to my dog's back?
Speaker 1: Now he now he gun dog, gun dog? What I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, it's as crazy as what he just said.
Speaker 1: My isn't crazy? Simple question?
Speaker 5: Would you even ask the are there every?
Speaker 1: Is there every? Like Let's say you get a box
Speaker 1: that's like like thirty.
Speaker 4: Are the boxes of every thirty thirty two by seventy five, Right, Okay,
Speaker 4: would there be a box that fits perfectly inside of
Speaker 4: that box that's slightly smaller.
Speaker 1: I don't allow me to be able to fill a
Speaker 1: box to it's upmost with boxes.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I think I think you should
Speaker 3: be savagely whipped by Indian weapons, not clean, Like what
Speaker 3: is what is an Indian weapon?
Speaker 2: You know? The the.
Speaker 1: Landline, that Indian guitar whatever that thing is called again?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: You know that thing?
Speaker 5: I guess, bye, I guess this is the shows taken.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't hit that note, but the band
Speaker 1: I know what you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thing I forget. It's called like a a C
Speaker 3: tar or something.
Speaker 1: Guitar?
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's from guitar Hero. That's rules.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I can't take rid for that. That's
Speaker 2: definitely something that's that definitely exists already, it.
Speaker 1: Must and I want to play it. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: absolutely play guitar here.
Speaker 3: All the Indian hits that's like dope, you know the
Speaker 3: one that goes a little baby, give me Bubbs and vision.
Speaker 1: My favorite?
Speaker 2: That's your favorite Indian song? The favorite song is uh?
Speaker 2: That one by by deformed.
Speaker 3: Daniel gi Ho is pretty good.
Speaker 1: That is not bad, like a jeep pie. You remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the web. Yeah, then that neutrality fidget
Speaker 3: Spinners and.
Speaker 2: Giantess or something mugg Yeah that is yes, that that
Speaker 2: that guy that was a weird, dumb piece of ship
Speaker 2: that was trying to be like relatable yet fidget Spinners
Speaker 2: and all this ship trafic.
Speaker 3: How he dies They baked him into a pie and
Speaker 3: killed him.
Speaker 1: They made a really hot pie giant and they made
Speaker 1: in a jeep pie made My favorite song is that
Speaker 1: guy were It's like, goodbye to the people who hated
Speaker 1: on me, Goodbye to the people who loved me. Is
Speaker 1: that really? You haven't seen that? Dude? It's my face.
Speaker 5: It's so earnestly cringe in a way.
Speaker 3: That's like that sounds awesome, Yo, look look up.
Speaker 1: Goodbye by Danny.
Speaker 3: It's d four n n y I think if I
Speaker 3: remembering it correctly, but it is a crazy.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh man, guy on TikTok that uses the green screen
Speaker 3: and he just does karaoke. He just stares into the camera.
Speaker 3: He's like skinny and he's see he seems like an angel.
Speaker 3: But also heavily Indian accident.
Speaker 1: Yeah you've seen him. You've seen that guy. Good to me,
Speaker 1: Like you see, so let's go, what is he like?
Speaker 1: Seven feet tall to seven he's like a.
Speaker 2: Forty four foot tall seventeen year old. That's such a
Speaker 2: crazy event. I love how bad the quality?
Speaker 1: I know. It's why does this sound like he's down
Speaker 1: a manhole to everyone?
Speaker 2: That's actually like the men narrative of the story is
Speaker 2: that he's trapped at the bottom of a sewer.
Speaker 1: And he's given up hope. It's actually a series of
Speaker 1: like he's really tall, but he's still trapped by certain things,
Speaker 1: sort of like how much no matter how big you are,
Speaker 1: you're still inflicted by certain problems in the world. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like sand Deep. Whoa Deep? All right? That's the
Speaker 1: name Deep? Actually I know San Deep? I know what
Speaker 1: are the names?
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I don't even know. I don't
Speaker 5: even know any Indians.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Indian I don't know. With a bunch
Speaker 1: of them now high school, not that I noticed, damn problem.
Speaker 1: Why don't I don't know?
Speaker 2: Maybe they were too tall, I didn't see him, or
Speaker 2: like they just didn't pay attention to me. But I
Speaker 2: just I just wasn't friends with him.
Speaker 1: What do you have any What do you against Indian people?
Speaker 1: What do they have against me? But classic white? I'm
Speaker 1: not the problem they are. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: say these words. It's a word, right, I just knew that.
Speaker 1: I just throw non bread at them.
Speaker 5: Non bread is delicious.
Speaker 1: I actually really want some Midian food. I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about it recently. I might get like sooss or something.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna We're gonna read the twenty names.
Speaker 1: Now count me down three to one? Are we ready?
Speaker 5: Strapped a gun to my dog's back?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: He gun dog? Amazing? Now this is my dog. This
Speaker 1: is my dog with a gun, gun dog, my gun dog.
Speaker 1: This is my dog.
Speaker 2: Gun Mars Balls versus Capcom three, The Gaze of two Worlds, Stupid,
Speaker 2: the homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth. I am going
Speaker 2: to kill the president with a mortar. I recently got
Speaker 2: my necrotic gallbladder removed. Amma throwing big Emma throwing big box.
Speaker 2: Can I pay you guys do a live podcast at
Speaker 2: a birthday party in March, Yo? Where what's the price?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, you got some life changing money. Are you
Speaker 3: one of these uh, you know, one of these affluent kids.
Speaker 1: I mean, no shot, But.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're serious, damos, man, I'm serious, Like I
Speaker 3: will hear you out. We will hear you out, and
Speaker 3: if it sounds.
Speaker 1: Realistic, we can talk about it. But it has to
Speaker 1: that's a high price, man, I mean relative. We'll figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: We'll see how high, because high could mean very many things. Thousands,
Speaker 3: I mean, well, of course it's gonna there's gonna be
Speaker 3: four figures evolved.
Speaker 1: Yes, but like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We can talk about logistically and see if it's real
Speaker 3: or if he's like a five hundred dollars you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's what I'm saying. We can talk about it.
Speaker 2: I would almost rather donate five dollars to the person
Speaker 2: to stop asking me that question.
Speaker 1: All right, let's give you a PS two with no cords.
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking good, Oh god, so enticing, I need
Speaker 3: as so bad, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I actually really knew what would I give
Speaker 1: you this delay getty? Where I could do is this
Speaker 1: xbox or sixty filled with milk.
Speaker 3: To the brim, to the brim, see I preserve the milk.
Speaker 3: It hasn't even turned into like cottage cheese yet. It's
Speaker 3: just it's still milk that actually impressed. Take a scoopy, like,
Speaker 3: take us, how old is Take a sip of it?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, please, this is really good. Milk is cream
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 5: A secret to the best to the best tasting milk
Speaker 5: is fermenting it in ANX.
Speaker 1: For twenty years, for twenty years, all right, can you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris delaying the end of each episode because the
Speaker 2: moment the camera turns off, Sweeney and Derek brutally molested.
Speaker 1: That's that's true.
Speaker 2: I just keep the show going to avoid the fate
Speaker 2: of the show ending. So it's just like, so, you
Speaker 2: guys are just like Chris, it's been seven hours?
Speaker 1: Are we good?
Speaker 5: It's like, no, I think we got more because I
Speaker 5: know when it ends it's over for me.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Uh broke my dick coming in her snatch, licking the
Speaker 2: rust off my slutty little car.
Speaker 1: Broke my to come in here? Been a cumber Batch Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Yeah, built of Vergis swaffle is why I don't know
Speaker 2: what that is in my garage.
Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't a lie. I ain't a lie
Speaker 1: now coming out.
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm finna fly to the nearest Pride parade,
Speaker 2: Goodbye nothing nowhere, one by one.
Speaker 1: So I love that name actually so much.
Speaker 2: Epic rap Battle's history Doctor Frankenstein versus doctor Jill Stein.
Speaker 3: Doctor my god, Oh my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2: Sucking my sticking my head all the way up in
Speaker 2: visible woman's ass to suck on our colon.
Speaker 1: That's insane, It's crazy. Hm hm oh yeah, actively wow.
Speaker 3: I was watching that grapefood ship, yes, last night, the
Speaker 3: girl sucking it. Where's Yeah, of course you've seen. Everybody's
Speaker 3: seen that that whoever she getting blow drops from it?
Speaker 1: Sounds like so we looked up Bobcat Noises afterwards, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's.
Speaker 2: Literally wow, wow, you gotta read the rest of the
Speaker 2: Somebody said the I'm cooked.
Speaker 1: I can't like, I can't see him. Sounds like where
Speaker 1: were you at? I don't know, mother, Remember what I
Speaker 1: said last Everyone needs to get grapefood remember, Okay? Berzerka
Speaker 1: Broly Gap Shotting, Swing Snart Tanks Live in Japan featuring
Speaker 1: Johnny Somali. Still, did you guys hear about the upcoming
Speaker 1: Mass Effects series neither have five because it just made it.
Speaker 1: That just made it up. The veil guard, Emmett till
Speaker 1: every tilling like a villain. What do you call it?
Speaker 4: I fight children swen flossing using a vinegary balls act.
Speaker 4: Derek Poppy made Derek Poppy made Metal Listen to the
Speaker 4: New Way Out Domination Van of the Dead. Waldrick says
Speaker 4: Metal is too aggressive. The sketch is sweet. Wait, the sketches.
Speaker 1: Sweens out skin. Which to choose between a kills a kiss?
Speaker 1: Which would you choose which to choose between? It's literally
Speaker 1: he wrote it like that, which to choose between? Which
Speaker 1: to choose between? Yah, it might be like shorthand, like
Speaker 1: a kill switch and kill switching gay each popa roach,
Speaker 1: X rise against a ghost or Lincoln Park Concert.
Speaker 4: Uh me like movies for the me, like Moose for
Speaker 4: the right reason. You guys like movies for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 4: One woman roving band on Band of Raiders. Uh came
Speaker 4: inside it sexy all so much that I think it's
Speaker 4: either alive or got a curse. I sometimes see it
Speaker 4: move from one spot to another. I wish I was joking.
Speaker 2: Uh hamas piker and sexual Devian BANEO and the horse,
Speaker 2: the horse pedal should fuck each other to the death.
Speaker 5: To the Disney's son telling him to log off.
Speaker 1: No really, oh no, I can't aware of all this
Speaker 1: ship huh. Yeah, well he's old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, fuck that sucks, dude.
Speaker 1: Well he had a kidney is really young, I remember,
Speaker 1: really young. That sucks. His son is aware of all
Speaker 1: this dev.
Speaker 2: And c that's why that's whatever due at the same time,
Speaker 2: like every one thing. If it was like you're cringing
Speaker 2: the past, like I don't know, uh huh, but like
Speaker 2: to be ongoing.
Speaker 1: Dude, you have a son.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that usually whips people straight. They're like,
Speaker 3: straighten up, They're like, I'm gonna fly straight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna like try not to be a
Speaker 1: piece of shit. And I mean I know people that
Speaker 1: have wives that be cheating on their wives. You're right
Speaker 1: me giving that as an example is probably very few
Speaker 1: and far between. It should it should be.
Speaker 4: It should be like, hey, look, you know, you shouldn't
Speaker 4: be doing that stuff. But like, especially when you're like married,
Speaker 4: like you're married, just don't get married, bro, Like, don't
Speaker 4: do that stuff while you're fucking.
Speaker 3: He just he was fucking I mean, I'm telling you
Speaker 3: how many times them say he's villain maxing, like in
Speaker 3: every sense of the word, like in every aspect.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna be married to this bitch. She's
Speaker 1: gonna be open.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to also be with Lauren Southern. But
Speaker 3: Lauren Southern's like, no, you're with that chicken. Laura's other
Speaker 3: believes that she caused them to break up. Uh, like
Speaker 3: she was a major ripple in their relationship. There's a
Speaker 3: bunch of crazy shit, man, And the fact that he
Speaker 3: was fucking Lauren Southern low key is so crazy.
Speaker 1: You're like, you believe that she's.
Speaker 3: Like a fucking Nazi on the surface, but at the
Speaker 3: same time you Nazi and then you're fucking allegedly. Uh.
Speaker 1: Nick foint ays too.
Speaker 2: Would there be a person crazy? Is there a person
Speaker 2: that you are so into that you would you would
Speaker 2: fuck them even if they were.
Speaker 3: I would, I would fuck them, but I would never
Speaker 3: I would. There's we are not having We're not conversing,
Speaker 3: we're not fucking hanging out. We're not getting to the
Speaker 3: point where they're like, I'm I have de feels, dude.
Speaker 3: Lauren Southern fell in love with this guy with Steven Bunnell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy.
Speaker 3: I have never seen one redeeming quality of him in
Speaker 3: the stream where I'm like, that guy seems like he
Speaker 3: would be fun to hang out with it. I've seen
Speaker 3: him hang out with Turkey Tom, I've seen and every
Speaker 3: like he's just always this weird, awkward, quippy guy that
Speaker 3: just seems like I want to go back to my streams,
Speaker 3: like he always reminds me of that, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to hang out with that energy.
Speaker 1: Like it's the type of energy like he feels like he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't want to be out, like he feels the safeness
Speaker 3: in his room where you can just look at Wikipedia
Speaker 3: and destroy people like that.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any one that I would if
Speaker 4: they were Nazi. I think that would turn me off
Speaker 4: of the.
Speaker 1: I totally would some racist people. Absolutely. I don't think
Speaker 1: you can do it, because I absolutely, But it almost
Speaker 1: feels like because my fear is that I can get
Speaker 1: them pregnant potentially and I'd be bound to them. But
Speaker 1: do you not do that? Yeah, I don't have to
Speaker 1: do you there, this guy is gonna bust there there.
Speaker 4: We There are so many times people are like try
Speaker 4: to make the proper decision and shit goes wrong. And
Speaker 4: for me, I understand that sex could lead to sex
Speaker 4: could lead to something that I.
Speaker 1: Do not that weak. I'm not that well.
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm on so that the odds of
Speaker 3: me getting a wo is I'm good. But even so,
Speaker 3: I'm drinking mountain dew forever.
Speaker 1: That's good. Mountain deridos is you have. My sperm is
Speaker 1: bright green.
Speaker 3: Myerm is more like I would, I would describe it
Speaker 3: more as hazel.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really bad.
Speaker 3: Gross is like hah, funny hazels concerning what do you
Speaker 3: mean it's it's it's like a.
Speaker 1: Beautiful woman's eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, It's like a positive thing might come Chris,
Speaker 2: the man with a hazel cumb.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, like would you would your You'll
Speaker 1: just be like hazel nut neurologist. Okay, hiring Babamba to
Speaker 1: kill my boyfriend for not giving me a detention, sating
Speaker 1: the man whose handies are good? Are God's here and
Speaker 1: make me Randy getting murdified the entire military because some
Speaker 1: dog used to work at the White House. Thoughts and
Speaker 1: the Temple of Pool. You think the Snart tank leads
Speaker 1: the pee wee peanuts like the pe wee coming out.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: You got to mention that period came out so people
Speaker 5: Herd came out as gay.
Speaker 3: What are we saying?
Speaker 1: Jack the world? Fast? Wait? Wait wait, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: Pee wee? Herman? Paul Rubins in a field he was gay.
Speaker 1: Uh wait he came out. He didn't come out. He
Speaker 1: was a veal he was gay. He can't come out.
Speaker 1: He's not here, no more put away in fact, so
Speaker 1: who unearthed that he is gay?
Speaker 4: Probably literature, homosexual literature, chimed ladies, fall harreals.
Speaker 1: I show the metal Uh he's in metal gear?
Speaker 2: Do I know it? You?
Speaker 1: It's a gate you know it knows it?
Speaker 4: Hey Sween, what's your thoughts on Red Man's last album
Speaker 4: or Redman as a whole? Red Man really talented rapper,
Speaker 4: never listening to his albums, A very talented rapper, amazing
Speaker 4: collabse a method man.
Speaker 3: H fuck it, but but I'll never cut it with you.
Speaker 1: Wi.
Speaker 4: You kind of took up my ass, big meat, the
Speaker 4: stinks seeming in my my thick not which Andy, the
Speaker 4: man whose handies are now s tear and forever Dandy
Speaker 4: Chris Kisses.
Speaker 1: Boy Penis, that's hilarious. What do you call it? Place
Speaker 1: every dead eye shot on my own forehead? Damn it?
Speaker 1: Which I live in Texas. I ain't going to Vegas
Speaker 1: for no roadhouse. Uh, absolute horse piss. In the games,
Speaker 1: which well, in the game way, the in game currency
Speaker 1: and call duty is called CP gigs. Oh my fucking god,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. I'll do the rest
Speaker 1: of them. I need to recalibrate. I would have finished
Speaker 1: it for you, but I guess go ahead. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Kiss kit, Chris kisses Crazy Attack, Oh yeah, crat Crazy
Speaker 3: exactly great.
Speaker 4: The game is so fucking insane. I remember I played
Speaker 4: it like maybe when I went back to your for
Speaker 4: my friend's wedding. I played it in like twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: and I remember how crazy that game is.
Speaker 1: Crazy. I was like, how do I make this racist?
Speaker 1: I was thinking crazy Taxi is crazy? Taxi Iconic Man.
Speaker 2: That's another one of those games that's like, that's like
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk, where like I got a lot of music
Speaker 2: from from those games.
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking Tim Walls talking.
Speaker 3: Tim Walls is a true dreamcast head, and that makes
Speaker 3: me respect him so much more than I should. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like just him even being like, yeah, I fuck with crazyttacks.
Speaker 3: It wasn't playing great. But he's also a billion years old.
Speaker 1: It's probably a.
Speaker 5: Bad luck supporting people that have a you know, aren't
Speaker 5: long for the for the market.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sea, he would have been such a better choice. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, saga to him. I saw a tim you
Speaker 1: know he he actually wish I wish.
Speaker 5: Trump was say enough to you even said something like that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean is playing his semens this semen,
Speaker 1: so U should get him a taxi. Why is crazy?
Speaker 3: He's spending all this time feeding a little human faced fish.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's echo. He knows about it.
Speaker 2: He knows about echo the dolphins, by the way, you
Speaker 2: know the echo the you know they echo the dolphins.
Speaker 2: Trademark was filed on September eleventh, two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. That is that's able. We learned that call
Speaker 1: and figured that out live. Was amazing. Walls Walls. He
Speaker 1: never once looked at Ivy, he said, he yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: At the beginning of crazy texts.
Speaker 3: Too busy looking at Cervantes.
Speaker 1: He's never never looked at Ivy. He's not a so
Speaker 1: beautiful he's not a crazy.
Speaker 3: He's a crazy.
Speaker 1: He's a crazy. He's a vaccine crazy person. He's a
Speaker 1: vaccine gay. He's a vaggot, he's a whoa. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's they've never used that, have they not smart?
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: That's fucking with that. That's a dumb joke. But it's
Speaker 4: too high property avagot.
Speaker 5: Ever, I feel bad about that because that's actually gas.
Speaker 3: That's really good. That's definitely gonna like. Oh you took
Speaker 3: the fauci auci and I'm like, what are you fucking fou?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 5: The expert should get killed like Dora.
Speaker 3: But like if they said, are you going like say
Speaker 3: like a Jackson and the Warriors, He's like, what's the matter,
Speaker 3: You're going faggot?
Speaker 1: Imagine if it was like a vaccine. What's the matter?
Speaker 1: Stumbled on to some gold there? Man, My dad has
Speaker 1: said that to me before he called it.
Speaker 3: He said, you're going going faggot, And I'm like, Dad, damn,
Speaker 3: that's that's seventies.
Speaker 1: Stop. I kept my tongue, but you were trying to
Speaker 1: do it the wah, I can't do it. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Coughing flem out of my cock sperm. I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cock fla right.
Speaker 2: Uh, my little brother thought germophobe meant afraid of Germans.
Speaker 2: The barista deviant should have worn a mask.
Speaker 1: Uh did you? We didn't talk about that either.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the funeral services going on outside of
Speaker 2: the bikini Forarista place for that guy?
Speaker 1: What they did that?
Speaker 5: Would people look up? Look upside?
Speaker 1: Funeral? Dude? So look it up. I didn't charge my phone.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: What do you say?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What they're calling it? The gun side? Sometimes humanity sometimes
Speaker 1: we come through. But like, there are people go to that.
Speaker 1: Are you looking at look upside? I want to see that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to look that up on my phone,
Speaker 1: but okay.
Speaker 2: I want you It's not even remotely the worst thing
Speaker 2: on your phone, right right, Yeah, there's definitely.
Speaker 1: A lot of Yeah, that's that's this is milk toast,
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's there are people.
Speaker 2: There are people who are like hold like holding like
Speaker 2: candlelight vigils outside of the massa face and look it
Speaker 2: is like, is it dark that people are showing up
Speaker 2: to the funeral of like a sexual predator?
Speaker 1: Probably most likely yes? Is it funny.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's so funny, like
Speaker 5: they're chanting.
Speaker 1: That is me. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: So many people, so many It is easily like that's
Speaker 5: one hundred people.
Speaker 1: Everyone looks like they should be there, dude, but they're.
Speaker 5: All just gathered outside of the beginnia breeze to place,
Speaker 5: like holding signs.
Speaker 1: Is there a vigil?
Speaker 3: They did a prayer, they should be blowtorched, holding the candles.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, goodness, that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I love I don't love about it. This is terrible.
Speaker 4: This is a real This is this that is like, okay,
Speaker 4: we're listening to this the Sively guy, all right, time ahead.
Speaker 4: This motherfucker does like sexually this sexually harassed somewhat low
Speaker 4: key and then they're like, you know what, well, let's
Speaker 4: let's let's let's make this a celebrate.
Speaker 2: The thing to me that I love about it is
Speaker 2: that it it's so it's so multi layered in it's
Speaker 2: in its venom.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean, because it's like
Speaker 1: it's clearly ironic.
Speaker 3: It's a treasure trove of a thing, like you're clearly
Speaker 3: like this guy is such a fucking loser.
Speaker 5: Let's go pretend like we.
Speaker 1: Which is there.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that there's not a level of
Speaker 2: sociopathy there because I think there is maybe light, but
Speaker 2: I think it's there for sure.
Speaker 5: There's like such a lack of just tact from like
Speaker 5: the younger generations.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's disrespectful, but it's it's great. They
Speaker 1: don't know how to navigate new ones that they needed.
Speaker 3: They need to, but it's also funny they need to
Speaker 3: come to us to just to ground it a little bit,
Speaker 3: you know, to be like to an older generation.
Speaker 1: But like, hey, this is hilarious, but guys, you got
Speaker 1: to chill a little bit.
Speaker 3: Is if you really, if you truly wanted to go,
Speaker 3: because I feel like this is a little bit in
Speaker 3: the medium, you either need to go all out or
Speaker 3: so what I would say, what I would have suggested
Speaker 3: is like we high and she would have done it.
Speaker 3: We hire Sarah McLaughlin to fucking sing in the obscation.
Speaker 3: She would have done it too. I know she would
Speaker 3: have done it.
Speaker 1: If you pulled the money together.
Speaker 5: She probably she probably does not shot on cameo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like so she would have no idea what
Speaker 3: the guy did and think it's a real visual and
Speaker 3: that would.
Speaker 1: Have been like in the arm.
Speaker 3: She's she's recording with her fucking iPhone four sounds compressive.
Speaker 1: But the iPhone four, that would have been amazing for me.
Speaker 4: The thing is this, right, Like, I agree, I agree
Speaker 4: that it's that's fucking hilarious, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: And then I'm guilty of this. I'm not factually not.
Speaker 1: It's like saying the N word on ironically, you know
Speaker 1: you're still saying it. It's a sign of doing it,
Speaker 1: is still doing it.
Speaker 3: It is a sign of depravity, for sure, but it's funny.
Speaker 2: Also arang Mass and the.
Speaker 1: Good I wonder if there's a place where I would
Speaker 1: if it's like a Pokemon stopped, like a Pokemon go
Speaker 1: where he killed himself, probably.
Speaker 2: Imagine probably imagine being like real, imagine having no context
Speaker 2: in witnessing this event where maybe let's say you're sitting
Speaker 2: on a resh no, let's say you're sitting on a bench,
Speaker 2: right and you see over the behavior there's a commotion,
Speaker 2: some guy drives off into a parking lot across the street,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 3: Don't know what happened, Like your mind is like damn,
Speaker 3: or what are the prices.
Speaker 4: Wow, I went to this economy. I would laugh myself that.
Speaker 4: I think that'd be the time I would have laughed
Speaker 4: till I die, because I would be so uncomfortable what
Speaker 4: I just saw.
Speaker 1: I'd be so unfortunately gifted that moment that I would
Speaker 1: laugh until my jaw expanded. It's a funny possibility.
Speaker 3: Where did this take place, these conversations to have everybody
Speaker 3: congregate there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he killed.
Speaker 3: I think it happened in Arizona Reddit, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 3: I mean this happened in Arizona's reddit. You think it's
Speaker 3: Reddit or four chan or like it like Twitter, four Chan.
Speaker 2: People don't go outside, so it spreads like anything like
Speaker 2: I would imagine if you're from that area. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: probably would have just been It probably would have been
Speaker 2: one of those things like you know how it's in
Speaker 2: Washington Square and like Union Square. Sometimes they'll be like
Speaker 2: people post posters around and say, like, watch me eat
Speaker 2: a thousand cheese balls in fucking Union Square Park at
Speaker 2: twelve thirty pm on this day, crowd of like a bunch.
Speaker 2: You know, this is probably local folklore for those people.
Speaker 2: It's fucking Arizona. Look, you know, like, what are the
Speaker 2: eyes that anything else has happened?
Speaker 3: I think I know what it was because now I
Speaker 3: was thinking about two big events. There was everybody doing
Speaker 3: the spirit bomb thing. That was a Facebook group. There
Speaker 3: was where ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there was.
Speaker 5: Like everybody named Dave or something like met up.
Speaker 2: It was like a like a Battle of the Daves
Speaker 2: or something to see that one that was like a
Speaker 2: Facebook one too, where it's like everybody named Dave showed.
Speaker 1: Up to like a park.
Speaker 3: That's funny, they pretended to like fight. And the other
Speaker 3: one I was gonna say it was the era the
Speaker 3: storming area for they one. Yeah, yeah, that was another
Speaker 3: Facebook event, yeah and like which I remember people they
Speaker 3: were really nervous about that, like they thought, yeah, we
Speaker 3: were really gonna do I remember that I did it.
Speaker 1: I would have been cool if you actually did it,
Speaker 1: because you know, one person might have made it. Maybe
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta believe in the cause you got
Speaker 1: You need somebody sort of devious to be like you
Speaker 1: got like really pumped them u because anyone that's there
Speaker 1: is dumb enough to like it's like already stupid and manipulated. Right,
Speaker 1: you have someone that's like because people are manipulating people
Speaker 1: like that for like you're not getting anything out of it,
Speaker 1: You're just getting idiots killed, you know, But like you
Speaker 1: just really do it, like really pump them.
Speaker 3: Full of it and get Shane Gillis Shane Gillis to
Speaker 3: do his Trump impression all in the in the makeup
Speaker 3: and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they're dumb enough to think it's actually him.
Speaker 1: Like I need all of you, my American patriots, to
Speaker 1: storm Marry fifty one. They stole something there, they stole.
Speaker 1: I need you do storm Mary fifty one.
Speaker 2: If you see big spheres with little red dots on him,
Speaker 2: step right on him, step right on him there power boosts.
Speaker 1: They'll give you the give you people pretty crazy they
Speaker 1: would do it. Like that's the sad thing is it
Speaker 1: looks like an explosion.
Speaker 3: It means it's working at a certain point, a certain
Speaker 3: point teleported somewhere else. I was watching some of his
Speaker 3: trump Ship and I was like, oh, this is kind
Speaker 3: of better than Trump does it sometimes, which you know,
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean, Shane Gillis does a
Speaker 3: better trumpression than Trump. And then like Trump's I was
Speaker 3: just like wow, Like if I were a stupid, fucking moron.
Speaker 3: I would believe that that was Trump.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh wow, yeah, sure, yeah Trump. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Makes more sense to me than that Trump actually said.
Speaker 1: It's truly wild. You gotta get him to do we
Speaker 1: gotta he's eighty two years a loser, eighty two eighty two.
Speaker 1: I love that arcade. He's almost he's almost like, what
Speaker 1: a vaggot, What a vaggot, he's got vaccine. I took
Speaker 1: the vaggatry on this. Let's move.
Speaker 2: We gotta jumping into the jumping, jumping into a stranger's
Speaker 2: hand as I am amorph into a gun so the
Speaker 2: police could do the job for me.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect crime. I like that. That is looney Tunes. Man.
Speaker 1: I want to do that. Talk him. That wasn't one
Speaker 1: of the fucking books.
Speaker 3: Man as into a fucking a black person and back
Speaker 3: anim morphing into a black person. And there's a lot
Speaker 3: of implication.
Speaker 1: It's a gun that morphs into a black person. Is
Speaker 1: that a white per is a white woman that morphs
Speaker 1: it to a black man, that morphs it to a gun.
Speaker 2: That's you can put the books so no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's it's one book. But you know they always have
Speaker 2: like the transitionary period. It's like it starts off as
Speaker 2: a white woman, in the middle is a black man.
Speaker 2: The end is a gun.
Speaker 1: So the obvious, the.
Speaker 2: Natural harsh is that the evolution of animalorphs. Like that's like,
Speaker 2: that's that's the next generation. Yeah, clearly, Okay, I got.
Speaker 1: The negro gun morphs. We have to.
Speaker 3: Well the calm his penis goo so gay? Now did
Speaker 3: his dick feel Kevin Durant's feet?
Speaker 1: Doctor man?
Speaker 3: Love and how I or how I learned to stop
Speaker 3: worrying and love the cock?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: I ain't paying my TV license, pitch, mister pants, I
Speaker 2: hope you only come sand forever face unstoppable.
Speaker 3: You turned to me like you're delivering bad news.
Speaker 2: Uh, since you guys mentioned victorious, can you guys pull
Speaker 2: up a picture of Danielle Monet. She's my crush next
Speaker 2: to Jade's actress. Who is she's treeing in that show?
Speaker 1: Don't yeah? I mean you crushing on her now?
Speaker 3: Or are you talking about the show and you're a pedophile?
Speaker 3: She was I'm assuming she was a kid on the show, right,
Speaker 3: she was like eighteen? Well, I don't know they were
Speaker 3: proper They were probably like at at the just right
Speaker 3: on the cusp or just legally in the porn community.
Speaker 1: It's called barely legal. I hate that term. It is upsetting.
Speaker 1: It sounds so fun.
Speaker 2: It's you know what bothers me too, is that sometimes
Speaker 2: I'll see, like I'll see a video where it says
Speaker 2: it'll be like, it'll be like a video that Riley
Speaker 2: Reid made four years ago, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: and it'll say barely.
Speaker 1: Legal, you know what.
Speaker 2: It's so clearly at her thirties, right, but like it's
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna click it, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it's not. It's not for that reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was thirty. She's thirty five now. So during the show,
Speaker 1: she was at least in her early twenties.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean fairy right, Okay, Yeah, like Marsa to May,
Speaker 3: who is Danielle?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What the fuck?
Speaker 5: I would have guessed that that was Melissa Marissa til May.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh, who, I don't know who those people are?
Speaker 3: Is my cousin Vinny the Spider Man movies?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 5: That's actually crazy that that is that really her?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's her? Let me see right now? Are they related?
Speaker 1: They the looks?
Speaker 5: That's stunt I look that up. She is very pretty.
Speaker 1: They're not related. She's pretty. She's good.
Speaker 3: When I was when I was young, I crushed on
Speaker 3: that Filipino chick Manny from from whatever Assic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I want to spur them on.
Speaker 4: Mammy ever had a blow up all of a sudden
Speaker 4: in the middle of that series for no reason. So
Speaker 4: from being like scheming looking like an alien to like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're kind of hot.
Speaker 1: Now, the grassy was kind of I kind of want
Speaker 1: to watch it again. You don't, I know, I don't.
Speaker 3: I kind of don't, but I just want to see
Speaker 3: if it's any good because I watched like a lot
Speaker 3: of Marathon one day when I was living in Arizona, and.
Speaker 1: I watched like all of it. Dude, Jimmy getting shot
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 2: What makes it sad is he got shot for no
Speaker 2: reasons because that guy like he was the only guy
Speaker 2: being nice of this dude.
Speaker 1: He was being nice of this dude. And then he like,
Speaker 1: it's insane because he like that whole situation here, not
Speaker 1: like us of that scene. That's crazy. I'll be sick.
Speaker 1: That whole situation so fucked up because Jamie was the
Speaker 1: only one that was like stop bullying him. He even
Speaker 1: checked on him and then he just shut up. What's up?
Speaker 2: Spoilers like that's like, that's crazy. I remember watching that
Speaker 2: moment when I was a and being like, why did
Speaker 2: Jimmie shot so hard?
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck? Because everyone else is
Speaker 4: a particularly spinner Spinner was We're not gonna talk about
Speaker 4: we don't need to go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the rest of the nerd shot the
Speaker 1: guy that he should have shot. It was shot the
Speaker 1: black guy. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: Long time question, ask your first time listeninger, jolly old
Speaker 2: dipshit ace of the Acerade Hard R.
Speaker 1: Kelly.
Speaker 3: I don't see nothing wrong with a gaping your ethra.
Speaker 1: I can't believe black the whole time.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we're getting segregation before GTAI. That's a
Speaker 2: good one, yeah, Martian manfucker and the attack of the
Speaker 2: Orthodox Christians walking through the street sipping seeming like a
Speaker 2: gin and juice.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I know I'm feeling suck a penis about a fucking dude, bars.
Speaker 1: I feel like I get shot if I did that gape.
Speaker 1: Somebody would like for episode.
Speaker 4: Coast Riding, Bro, people are riding the West Coast in
Speaker 4: a way that it just had a doubby. It's been
Speaker 4: a long time since West had a double. That's why
Speaker 4: I was trying to act like everything's great ship. I
Speaker 4: know Joey Batle got pissed off about that, of course
Speaker 4: he did, But I'm like, hey, come on, like's just
Speaker 4: let them can you just let them have something?
Speaker 1: I think I think the West Coast dick riding is
Speaker 1: a problem. It's been a problem for a while, but
Speaker 1: you guys haven't had a unanimous win. Like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I feel like four great albums went after another,
Speaker 1: like I'll give the West that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all. I just think, like, you know, Joey's
Speaker 4: my boy. I think he's a better rapper than pretty
Speaker 4: much anyone that put it out. Let let me let
Speaker 4: him have, let him breath.
Speaker 1: You don't have to, you know, every time, so like
Speaker 1: does like all right, fuck you. There's just him and KENDRICKR.
Speaker 1: Homies too, which is crazy.
Speaker 5: All of the patron names. We don't say all the
Speaker 5: patron names.
Speaker 1: It'll be funny. You can Sam, how about you? Sam? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy and the Hey we'll get you on.
Speaker 4: Out fly you out come here Still Sam and then
Speaker 4: bash your brain everything thatss we slapt the funk out
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 1: Keep keeping my.
Speaker 2: Keeping my dick to hate the life out of beon
Speaker 2: Mosk Auxiliary Enjoyer Smitchy the Kid jesse Lee Peterson sing.
Speaker 1: Hakuna Matata.
Speaker 2: Oh oh go, I get it nice. I hate him
Speaker 2: so much, she pipped in on my Pippa coming in
Speaker 2: the name of Bradam. Yeah, just just making sure. He
Speaker 2: fell down every slide on a stairwell. Stairwell, that's how
Speaker 2: he learned how to go down.
Speaker 1: He came out. He's amazing.
Speaker 5: He actually spoke really quickly before.
Speaker 1: Amazing. I'm alive, amazing.
Speaker 5: I'll never stop believing things are amazing.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Like he's like Joe Biden, but like
Speaker 1: black and really stupid. I didn't think it was a
Speaker 1: real person. I thought he was.
Speaker 5: He's like a thin, black, spindly Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: I didn't think he was. He threw me off so
Speaker 1: bad when I talking him. I didn't know you met him.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation. I didn't know who he was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I talked about this once briefly on the podcast Long
Speaker 1: Story Short. I talked to him. We had an interview
Speaker 1: thing and he said something I didn't even know what
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I mentioned this where he said he said he was
Speaker 3: talking and he said, and that's why racism doesn't exist anymore,
Speaker 3: And like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: What to say to that, because it's so it's such
Speaker 1: an absertain thing to say.
Speaker 3: You kind of just like physical I don't know, you
Speaker 3: get to a certain point you kind of just want
Speaker 3: the interview to be over because you're just like I
Speaker 3: don't know what to say to that, because it's it's
Speaker 3: that is that not a hot It's like someone's goating,
Speaker 3: it's the Ultimately, it's such a stupid thing to say,
Speaker 3: Like how could.
Speaker 1: You don't believe that? You don't like saying it's a
Speaker 1: good thing? Crime is not happening? Yeah, Like what do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't believe? Like why are you saying this?
Speaker 3: And then I remember Anthony Fantanta laughing, He's like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck you want on that show? I was like,
Speaker 3: I didn't know the fun There was a guy that
Speaker 3: was like, hey, I have the show you want to
Speaker 3: be on, and I didn't. I just saw that some
Speaker 3: people I knew did the show, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess sure didn't.
Speaker 1: Do any research. I don't. I don't do it like
Speaker 1: that anymore. Yeah, yeah, I just really nearly good shows.
Speaker 3: So did I do the same thing too?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you want me? I'm sure? I
Speaker 1: like why? And then we got on and I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you want.
Speaker 2: Me for this?
Speaker 3: I don't care to be here at all.
Speaker 1: Stupid people I've been on some streams are like these
Speaker 1: people are.
Speaker 3: So that's how I was when I was I did that.
Speaker 3: There was like some podcasts or some stream that I
Speaker 3: did with Tommy c Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went on and I remember just being like, I
Speaker 2: don't I just got immediately the sense of like I
Speaker 2: don't really care about these these people at all. And
Speaker 2: then they were like, Chris was so boring on our show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah that I think he still does
Speaker 2: his show. Yeah, god bless I'm sure he's God blessed man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, mediocrity is good for people. It is you
Speaker 1: kind of need, like like a radio, you need it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need mediocrity. Ye radio got a primitive baseball listening?
Speaker 1: Are you dumb? I just hear what.
Speaker 2: I don't get killed asking for breast milk at the restaurant.
Speaker 2: It's Star coffee departing might come to the unconscious ice
Speaker 2: agent's face. You miss Dafoe, why because you conjured me
Speaker 2: from the void. Now it's pizza time, he yelled at
Speaker 2: a time as a time consuming transformation began. Craig the Canadian,
Speaker 2: it appears my superiority has led to some controversy. It's
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Speaker 2: it's not bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I don't think i've
Speaker 1: heard cream have cash rules everything around me, Cream get
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Oh yeah, I guess I never knew the
Speaker 3: name of that.
Speaker 1: Okay rules everything around me? Yeah, classic line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, friendly neighborhood sex offender, Service Agent two sixty seven
Speaker 2: RF Gay Junior sipping on that pro prolapse Prolapse the
Speaker 2: zine can't pull my colon up. Billy Joe Armstrong, I.
Speaker 1: Love Dave bloods Man, I love that guy.
Speaker 2: Uh Billy Billy Joe Armstrong speaking in American idiot melody,
Speaker 2: getting on jay Z podcast and having the cadence of
Speaker 2: like Empire state of mind.
Speaker 1: Someone please do that with Ai I really Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I knew Chinese didn't talk about the AI thing, Oh
Speaker 1: that is actually a big story. But it was the
Speaker 1: same thing. Well, dude, the stock the Chinese AI, I
Speaker 1: can't forget, I can't remember what it's called. Dude, in video.
Speaker 3: Plummeted like seventeen percent lost the billions of value.
Speaker 1: Over hundreds of billions of dollars were lost in the
Speaker 1: American stock market in one day because of the Chinese AI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they they did basically what is the what
Speaker 3: was the chat gbt? They essentially did what chat GBT
Speaker 3: could do with infinitely less resources, with like they said, it.
Speaker 1: Was like six million dollar.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's true, but they invested like
Speaker 3: six million dollars and we're like doing and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden the video like like oop, and other
Speaker 3: people are getting nervous. Now, of course it went up
Speaker 3: a little bit, but still crazy. They're the Chinese are
Speaker 3: going to fucking mop the floora.
Speaker 1: It's's been on that trajectory. Mela had a conversation.
Speaker 4: I was like, Lilian, no matter what, they're going to win,
Speaker 4: and their human resource laws do not allow them for
Speaker 4: the same kind of bullshit we.
Speaker 1: Allow that's so they will always in a way we cannot.
Speaker 3: And so unfortunately Trump is working to destroy things and
Speaker 3: uh infrastructure, make not protect the environment, do everything that
Speaker 3: China can do so we can actually compete with them.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be devastating for so But but the reasons
Speaker 3: people are gonna win, that's all. Trump was right about
Speaker 3: one thing. He said, we're gonna win like we've never
Speaker 3: won before. He's yeah, he's talking about him his homies.
Speaker 3: Of course, it's very true.
Speaker 1: That's a very true statement. The fact that trickle down
Speaker 1: signs that it's people don't get it. It's like it's
Speaker 1: it's it's not built for us to sustain ourselves as society.
Speaker 1: There's nothing. It's like.
Speaker 4: People from before it happened, and people still are like
Speaker 4: this is a bad way of going about things. And
Speaker 4: then there's some rat fuck that has a suit. It's like,
Speaker 4: I think it's a good thing, and it's like, you
Speaker 4: should be you should be spirit bomb, you should be
Speaker 4: you should be lifted to the sky and then eaten
Speaker 4: on display by a bird.
Speaker 3: You don't like Prometheus almost exactly, not unlike Prometheus, not
Speaker 3: unlike the famous character Prometheus.
Speaker 1: Oh my liver I gave you fire. I hate y'all
Speaker 1: my ear drums.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I love I can't remember which episode it
Speaker 2: was we did talk about something. You're talking about a
Speaker 2: wolf of eating John Marsion's ear drum. That's right, that
Speaker 2: it was nothing, nothing else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, three x O. And the sudden on set
Speaker 1: diarrhea on my way home and unfortunately having to potty outdoors.
Speaker 1: That's rough.
Speaker 2: Never never had that happen to me, Thank god. It's
Speaker 2: okay to punch nazis slurping stroke and smoking joke and
Speaker 2: emoticons going like this. Drip mh, Lord of homeless, Lord
Speaker 2: of all drip. Have you guys seen the video of
Speaker 2: that guerrilla throwing the raccoon like a frisbee?
Speaker 1: Yes? No, Obi want you Obi? Want you blown me?
Speaker 1: Last page? Uh waiting for the Sween hunting tear.
Speaker 2: I want his pelt rise against recorded there with their
Speaker 2: new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a shame, man, Okay, I gotta maybe,
Speaker 2: I gotta really maybe, I gotta let this song grow
Speaker 2: on me or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It really bought.
Speaker 5: The mixing really bothers me though.
Speaker 2: Uh. Drinking squirrel Girls, ass crack, sweat, uh drink, Derek's Hereditary,
Speaker 2: take his ass, Jarvis, take me off, Epstein's Black Book.
Speaker 1: Jarvis probably probably wouldn't be doing what.
Speaker 3: Hasn't been so more JFK files have been released?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, what.
Speaker 3: Hasn't Yeah right, yeah, interesting Epstein files haven't been released?
Speaker 1: Weird Trump? Yeah, weird? Whoa weird?
Speaker 2: It really is getting to the point though, it's like,
Speaker 2: no way, I'm believing whatever the fun comes out of
Speaker 2: that though, you know what I mean, what do you mean,
Speaker 2: like if something does drop, like if if the Epstein
Speaker 2: files come out and just conveniently like billionaires are missing, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not gonna believe, you know what I mean anything that
Speaker 3: everything Trump, It'll only be Trumped only Trump's blacked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck about anybody.
Speaker 1: Then did all the people that are corner fram are
Speaker 1: still on there in their life? Oh yeah, no, that's
Speaker 1: absolutely That is why we came here.
Speaker 3: We came here.
Speaker 1: He was sell them one of the brain I don't care,
Speaker 1: I got your money already. Yeah. Like, brother, he's on
Speaker 1: that list. Trump is on that list.
Speaker 3: His best friend is of course, his best friends on
Speaker 3: the fucking list. Really, it's insane. People still don't believe
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Speaker 5: What places would you recommend seeing in Greece?
Speaker 1: I know the Greece.
Speaker 3: Definitely Delphi, go to go to Delphi. Some people called Delphi,
Speaker 3: but the retarded just go to Delphi. That's the that
Speaker 3: was like the world the oracles were. Conversion ship go obviously,
Speaker 3: go to Athens. Yeah, see the fucking Pantheon and all that.
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Speaker 3: to go to Grease Park, go find the Lion. There's
Speaker 3: a there's a flea market in the suburbs, the outskirts
Speaker 3: of Athens. I can't remember what it's called. I wish
Speaker 3: I remembered. That place was awesome. Watch out for the
Speaker 3: fucking ignoxious kids that are trying to sell you ship,
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Speaker 2: became royalty last week. Police say he was human traffic king.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I like that. That's a good joke. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's a good joke.
Speaker 3: That is such a specific like I'm trying to envision,
Speaker 3: like which comedian would deliver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking of that.
Speaker 3: There is a comedian that would deliver that guy Mitch
Speaker 3: would he Mitch Edberg probably I think could maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like he's that white guy, right, that's like he
Speaker 1: talks kind of like he has that.
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Speaker 5: It's not it's just a weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to describe it. He had a
Speaker 1: he had a thing. He had a thing. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: way that he would talk, he would do it. I
Speaker 1: used to do I used to do drugs. I still do,
Speaker 1: but I used to do. I was that white, skinny
Speaker 1: guy right with the long hair. The long hair, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's would totally do that traffic king joke. My uncle
Speaker 1: became royalty last week.
Speaker 3: The police said he was human traffic king.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like something like something like that.
Speaker 2: That he was like such a specific archetype of person
Speaker 2: that was like probably really common thirty years before then,
Speaker 2: but like stood out like really weird at that point, right.
Speaker 1: It was the last bastion of him.
Speaker 5: One of my favorite things, one of my favorite things.
Speaker 2: Like, there's a story that some I think it might
Speaker 2: have been on like some other comedian was telling a
Speaker 2: story about him, how like he was like trying. He
Speaker 2: was at a club or whatever, and they wanted him
Speaker 2: to pay some kind of fee I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it was, or pay a tab, but they like they
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Speaker 2: I'll give you cash. And then so he gave the
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Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, but this is what the
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Speaker 2: There's a great I wish I could remember, like who
Speaker 2: told that story it might have been.
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember it in my head being patriceed.
Speaker 2: But he's definitely like in my top three, he's one
Speaker 2: of He's like one of those like nons like figures too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like comedian's favorite comedian.
Speaker 4: He's like what I thought Dave Chappelle was going to
Speaker 4: become before he became a real bitch.
Speaker 1: Real big Yeah. Yeah, he's he's uh, you know, he's
Speaker 1: lost his time for me personally. Yeah, for sure. He
Speaker 1: was on Saturday and Alive and he did pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he still has some there're still funny, there's
Speaker 1: still parts of it. Yeah. I think his monologue is good.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I never deny that. But like
Speaker 1: he also like just about a lot of weird ship
Speaker 1: for no reason. I kind of like, why should a
Speaker 1: lot of stupid people. I think he's just a lot
Speaker 1: of stupid people, Like why did you lie about stuff
Speaker 1: like that? It was kind of weird transit. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he's ill.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about when you say, like.
Speaker 4: His relationship with that transperson, Oh, that is a lie
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Speaker 3: It just was that's true.
Speaker 1: That is just like why did you lie? Like you could?
Speaker 1: It would have been the same story if you would
Speaker 1: have just been like this interaction, he misrepresented their relationship
Speaker 1: a weird degree.
Speaker 3: The family were like that they they what the story
Speaker 3: that he told to be like he was like really
Speaker 3: close to this, that was just a fabrication. I was like, weird,
Speaker 3: Like I understand comedians lying all the time for jokes
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, but.
Speaker 5: Not for that moment that Yeah, at that moment there
Speaker 5: was there was a comedian.
Speaker 1: They got in trouble for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because like his whole thing is about, like, what's.
Speaker 1: Brown did we talk about? I don't know his name.
Speaker 4: He's the one that's in like he was in he
Speaker 4: was Indian. He was in Masters of None, but he
Speaker 4: wasn't obviously the main Indian. He Indervid Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: I forgot his name. He uh, what the oh fuck name?
Speaker 1: I think his name is not gonna come to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna guess.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I only know he's uh the guy that's Andrew
Speaker 3: Schultz's pet.
Speaker 1: What's his name again? I forgot him. I used to
Speaker 1: know his name, Oshkosh. That sounds a little bit wrong,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Just a yeah? Just sorry? It was just
Speaker 1: that sounded something like a fucking fucking flash light. Whatever
Speaker 1: his name is whatever, Yeah, yeah, Akash or something.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: The other guy that immediately annoying, the.
Speaker 3: Other guy that I just mentioned, and I forgot his
Speaker 3: name immediately as he's a sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think any it's just some guy like who.
Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of his stories, A lot
Speaker 2: of his jokes were built on stories about like and
Speaker 2: they were met like the part of it.
Speaker 1: Him exploring what you call him exploring life as an
Speaker 1: Indian man around white people. But it happens that it
Speaker 1: comes to find out a lot of those situations.
Speaker 3: We're just not Yeah, okay, so there's some lying ass
Speaker 3: ass well, okay, I get it. Yeah, so Dave Chapelle again,
Speaker 3: though Jameson Pel has so much clout and charitability it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, you know, like say, he can do shit
Speaker 3: like that and it's like, oh it's distasteful. But largely,
Speaker 3: I would say ninety percent of his fans don't give
Speaker 3: a shit. They're like, yeah, whatever, Stave Chappelle. Still, Yeah,
Speaker 3: even I like him less, but like, yeah, like I
Speaker 3: don't think, I don't hate He's not at the level
Speaker 3: to where I'm like, I fuck this guy.
Speaker 1: He's not like a Joe rogan to where I have
Speaker 1: won billion. His name is Hazanan. Let me see which
Speaker 1: hot Oh that guy? Yeah, that fucking yeah, that guy's
Speaker 1: a weasel. That guy. Yeah, yeah, I guess a little
Speaker 1: bit of weasel. I know your time about now.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, there ain't that many famous Indian comedians that you
Speaker 3: had to you had a poison to, Well, buddy had
Speaker 3: a poison, I had a poison the curry.
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