WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:06.799 Apostrophees can be the bane of your existence. They could 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:10.560 also help you understand what somebody's trying to say in 3 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:13.880 a sentence. I know a little of this, a little 4 00:00:13.919 --> 00:00:18.600 of that. Growing up with an apostrophe in your name 5 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:24.160 in a did it was fine until computers. You can't 6 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:27.120 write your legal name. It'll say, we need your legal name, 7 00:00:27.199 --> 00:00:29.160 needs to be your legal name. If you write it 8 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:33.840 with an apostrophe in a in any sort of digital format, 9 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:37.679 it'll say, oh, no, you can't write that. That's not 10 00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:40.079 a name, And I'm like, I'm pretty sure it is. 11 00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:44.600 I don't understand the apostrophe argument anyway, because if you 12 00:00:44.679 --> 00:00:45.840 listen to what he said. 13 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:48.000 I haven't even got right, I haven't even set up. 14 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:50.159 But we're talking about Ross is so fired up. 15 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:53.000 Man doesn't make sense because they're like, oh, there's apostrophe there. 16 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:56.159 So yeah, But if you change everything he said and 17 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:58.159 then add the apostrophe, then you can make that argument. 18 00:00:59.479 --> 00:00:59.679 Right. 19 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:05.200 So obviously it sounds like you understand Okay, good right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, 20 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:09.840 Ross got it. Yeah, But apostrophes, man, there, they could 21 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:12.040 be a filthy business. I'll tell you. Let me tell 22 00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:15.280 you the thing that really sticks in my craw having 23 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:20.599 an apostrophe is staying. If you stay at a hotel 24 00:01:20.799 --> 00:01:25.079 that makes you type your last name in to gain 25 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.200 access to the internet, which is you know, most of 26 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:29.680 the big brands, they're your room number and last name. 27 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:34.680 They can you they can have an apostrophe, perhaps in 28 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:36.680 the front part of their system, because it's got to 29 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:40.280 match what's on file with my card and ID. But 30 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:42.400 they didn't bother to put it in there for the 31 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:46.120 for the you know stuff like the internet stuff. I 32 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:47.840 don't know exactly how it works, but I had this 33 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:50.120 explain to me by somebody at a Marryott one time, 34 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:53.000 which basically said, ask the front desk person to remove 35 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:56.280 the apostrophe when you check in if it's a problem, 36 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:59.159 that's my name. So I'm here to tell you an 37 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:04.920 apostrophe can make a lot of difference. But as somebody 38 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:11.560 who I would argue, dude, Ross, this is my You know, 39 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:15.199 how left handed is your wheelhouse? This is mine, and 40 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.680 arguably being left handed gets up there a little more. 41 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:27.759 Apostrophees can be very, very impactful. But I don't believe 42 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:32.719 for a moment you intended one. You absolute liars, Absolute liars. 43 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:34.800 Joe Biden yesterday, here we go. 44 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.840 Just the other day, speaker at Israelly called Puerto Rico 45 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:40.080 a floating island of garbage. 46 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:42.199 Well, let me tell you something I don't. 47 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:45.919 I don't know the Puerto Rican that I know or 48 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:48.840 Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware. 49 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:52.439 They're good, decent, honorable people. But the only garbage I 50 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:55.879 see floating down there is his supporters, his his his 51 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:58.000 demonizational scene is unconscionable. 52 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:01.639 And it's on American. It's only contrary everything we've done. 53 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:03.360 All right. 54 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:05.240 One, I don't know how we got back to Delaware. 55 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:06.719 Oh is this the part where he grew up in 56 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:09.439 that Puerto Rican neighborhood? I'm sorry, that makes sense now, 57 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:12.000 all right? So you you hear what he said there. 58 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:16.400 It sounded to a lot of people, an awful lot 59 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:21.919 like Joe Biden called Trump supporters garbage. And and you'll notice, 60 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:25.719 because here's a couple of things that you got to realize. One, 61 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.159 he did the thing where he didn't call the guy 62 00:03:28.159 --> 00:03:30.439 who said it a comedian. He called him a speaker. 63 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:35.039 That is absolutely by design and almost ninety percent of 64 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:39.960 what I've consumed, And it is an important context and 65 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.759 for people going it doesn't matter. Even a comic shouldn't 66 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:48.319 say things like that. No, no, no, no, It is 67 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:51.120 a comic who should attempt to say things like that, 68 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:57.960 so that the most easily offended amongst you five years 69 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:02.800 ago when I was a comic. It's a comic. But 70 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:06.680 here's what's so delicious about this, if I could, before 71 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:11.120 we get to the water carrying, which is thorough and 72 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:19.319 Trump's reaction. So here's the thing. Do I think Joe 73 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.560 Biden made a conscious effort to go out there and 74 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:27.759 call Trump supporter's garbage. I kind of don't. Here's what 75 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.040 I mean by that. I think I think that they 76 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:35.560 fed him that line. They fed him the line, and 77 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:41.720 you know, while they were were talking about stuff and 78 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:47.279 he there was. It was strategic in the sense where 79 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:49.600 I think they wanted a little ore of mystery there 80 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:51.199 to go ahead and get the press to cover it. 81 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:55.319 Not that they would stop. But according to one of 82 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.920 Biden's people, when he says supporters, he's referring to support 83 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:04.319 apostrophe s as an ownership. It's clearly not how he 84 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:06.800 phrased it. In fact, he would structure the sentence differently. 85 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:11.079 But that's what they're sliding in saying it makes no sense. 86 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:11.920 Yeah. 87 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:14.199 I don't think he set out to call him garbage, 88 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:15.240 but I think he did. 89 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:16.920 Oh, it completely did. 90 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.560 Yes, yes, And however, in his brain that necessarily was 91 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:27.199 put together like because the whole this. 92 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:27.000 This is like the Bill Clinton, It depends on what 93 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.439 the definition of is is. 94 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:30.680 Well no, no, no, no, hold time, because there's actually a 95 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:37.160 bigger point here. So because this all rests on now 96 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:42.439 the Biden camp or the Biden crew camp whatever, having 97 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:46.639 to tell you that this thing you hear is not 98 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:51.240 the thing. You have to have the context. And I 99 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:56.279 died when they started making that point. So in a 100 00:05:56.399 --> 00:06:04.040 sentence where he is intentionally leaving out context about the 101 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:11.560 speaker in this case uh roast comic, he in his 102 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:16.800 team made a whoopsie, and the whoopsie requires you to 103 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:20.160 understand context of what he was saying. The context was 104 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:24.759 he meant supporters as in ownership, as in their garbage, 105 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.639 like don't you know, don't pull this garbage or don't 106 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:32.199 bring your garbage around here? Right, But that's only if 107 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.120 you have context, and if. 108 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:37.480 You believe them. That only works if you completely restructure 109 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:38.040 the sentence. 110 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:41.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're required you're asking people to 111 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:44.160 do the thing that you're you're you're you're doing a 112 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:47.160 victory lap over not doing intentional. 113 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.360 The The entire the fact that we're having this conversation 114 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:54.000 is ridiculous, right yeah, because we all heard what he said. 115 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:56.319 We are in the running cover for him, right and 116 00:06:56.360 --> 00:06:58.519 now we're discussing it, and it's it's so dumb. 117 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:03.040 It's you and I talked about this, like I explained 118 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:05.319 the context of the trash thing, or we talked about that. 119 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:08.439 But if you don't know that, you don't have the context, 120 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:11.680 and and it's gonna be easy for people to spend stuff. 121 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:15.879 So when you come out and it wasn't even a 122 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:20.079 second person, it's literally your guy, and he says, it 123 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:23.279 doesn't provide context at that moment, and then all of 124 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:25.040 a sudden we have to go back to the well 125 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:29.160 for a uh yeah, oh well, here's the context of it. 126 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:34.439 Like you're responding and trying to make hay on this 127 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:39.800 this outrage scandal thing that only works if you don't 128 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:42.800 research it. It doesn't mean you'll think the joke's funnier, 129 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:47.560 but you're telling people now there's no context here. They're 130 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.759 just mean evil Nazis. And then now you're begging for 131 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:54.600 them to allow context into what you said. That's the 132 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:59.560 part that gets me. So I'm gonna play one more time, 133 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:01.600 and just I guess in case he didn't know all that, 134 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:04.079 listen to the way to structure this. The sentence is 135 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:06.720 put together ross you think they he would have to 136 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:09.920 reword this if he meant supporters. I don't know that 137 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.439 he would necessarily have to, but I think you have 138 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:13.199 to lean. 139 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:17.879 Into it our apostrophe, Yes, supporters, what ideas? Concepts? 140 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:22.079 I don't Yeah, yeah, yeah, garbage. You have to, aren't 141 00:08:22.079 --> 00:08:22.680 you psychic? 142 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:25.279 Like I said, you'd have to restructure the entire sentence. 143 00:08:25.279 --> 00:08:27.079 You'd have to say something completely different. 144 00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:29.319 I think you could add one where let let me 145 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:32.200 play it. 146 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:33.759 You'd have to add a bunch of words. 147 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:36.159 Well, let's let let's give her just. 148 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:38.879 The other day, speaker at his raelly called Puerto Rico 149 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:40.200 a floating island. 150 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:43.240 Garbage. Well, let me tell you something I don't. 151 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:47.000 I don't know the Puerto Rican that I know, or 152 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:49.879 Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware? 153 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:52.159 Was he going to say where I'm from? And the 154 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:53.919 probably the bigger problem is you try to get to 155 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:56.440 your explainer portion, and then this is your lead in 156 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:57.759 this whatever this is. 157 00:08:57.879 --> 00:09:01.320 They're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see 158 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:03.159 floating down there is his supporters. 159 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:07.200 All right, all right, so I don't know that. Here's 160 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:08.919 the thing. I don't know that you have to restructure 161 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:11.440 the second part of that if that is in fact 162 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:14.080 what you meant. But it doesn't work with the first part. 163 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:16.759 Okay, I get what you're saying now, But the fact is, 164 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:18.080 all you need to do is hear that, and you 165 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:19.039 know what you heard. 166 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:25.039 Right, because he's talking about people individuals. Because it here's 167 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:29.759 the other thing. It requires a person who wants to 168 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:34.559 go full freak out on the comments by Hinchcliff. It 169 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:39.639 requires you to assume that he wasn't even talking about 170 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:45.679 our actual physical garbage on the island, on the island 171 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:50.120 full of garbage, but instead that Hinchcliffe meant the Puerto 172 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:52.519 Rican people. And I know that that's what they meant 173 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:56.879 because or what they are going for is because I 174 00:09:56.960 --> 00:10:03.399 was texted three times yesterday by fellow Puerto Rican former 175 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:07.120 Republican voters. Yeah, yeah, they sent texts. I'm sure none 176 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:10.159 of you got those random texts from numbers I've never 177 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:14.480 seen telling me that they were GOP until Sunday, and 178 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:18.279 their Puerto Rican eyes stared at that, lost all hope 179 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:20.519 and at flip sides. And if I could just make 180 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:23.679 a ten dollars donation to Kamala, we'll show them what's up. 181 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:33.519 So the freak out messaging is predicated on Kenchcliff, but really, Trump, 182 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:36.960 because he's he's speaking at his thing, sees the Puerto 183 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:40.440 Rican people as themselves garbage. So if you're going to 184 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:44.679 run that, to Ross's point, you can't apostrophe your way 185 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:47.120 out of it because in your own sentence you're talking 186 00:10:47.159 --> 00:10:49.080 about people. Does that make sense? 187 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:49.480 It does? 188 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:49.679 You know? 189 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:51.559 The crazy part about this was last night I went 190 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:53.600 to bed like super early, like eight o'clock because the 191 00:10:53.600 --> 00:10:55.759 previous day Lincoln got up at one o'clock singing all night, 192 00:10:55.799 --> 00:10:58.200 and I got no sleep yesterday, so I passed out 193 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:02.679 at like eight o'clock completely forgot about Kamala's DC speech 194 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:04.799 there at the mall right. So I wake up today 195 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:06.759 and the first thing I think is, oh, right, right, 196 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:08.679 right right, she had did this speech last night, and 197 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:11.279 subconsciously I think I forgot about it, not just because 198 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:13.879 I was tired, but because I knew it would probably 199 00:11:13.919 --> 00:11:15.600 be the same thing. In my head, I'm thinking she's 200 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:17.919 gonna get up there say that he's Hitler, fascist, he's 201 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:20.840 a tyrant, YadA YadA, YadA. Right, So I come in, 202 00:11:21.559 --> 00:11:23.879 I crack open the old X machine to get some 203 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:26.480 audio from that speech, and the first thing I see 204 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:30.559 is the Biden garbage thing, and I start laughing, like hysterically, yeah, 205 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.799 because I realized once I dug into it, I'm like 206 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:36.000 she did. She said exactly what I thought she was 207 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:37.720 going to say. It was nothing new. It's everything we've 208 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:42.240 heard on repeat since twenty twenty. Yeah, are the remarkable, 209 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:44.879 But the fact that he does this, well she's giving 210 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:48.440 that speech wherever he was staring into the laptop is 211 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:52.679 just it's catastrophic for her campaign. Because nobody's talking about 212 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:55.120 her DC speech, which we've heard a million times now. 213 00:11:55.320 --> 00:12:00.759 They're all talking about Biden calling half the country garbage. 214 00:12:02.480 --> 00:12:07.039 Uh if for an apostrophe? Huh right? 215 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:08.840 That, Like I would love to be a fly on 216 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:10.879 the wall to see like how like she responded when 217 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:11.960 she got off the stage, like. 218 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:12.600 Oh I did great? 219 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:12.879 Was that? 220 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:16.759 Did I give it? He said? What excuse me? I'm speaking. 221 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:23.159 It's like it's like when you're a radio producer and 222 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:27.639 you're having some sort of issue where UH connect to 223 00:12:27.799 --> 00:12:31.159 like maybe you have really bad storms or something right, 224 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:34.000 and you look and you realize you're off the air. 225 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:36.919 You don't tell the host you're off the air. You 226 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:39.159 try to remedy and fix. You just let him keeping 227 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:42.480 his flow. I can't. Yeah, it sounds like a weird thing, 228 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.600 but like I hope it was that dramatic a thing 229 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:49.159 where Kamala came over the end of the speech, she's like, 230 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.279 how did I do? And they're like, you know what, 231 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:56.879 nobody hated the last part. Nobody saw it. Nobody hated 232 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:01.080 it though, So all right, hugs and kisses. So if 233 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:04.399 if it's just an apostrophe, then how did we get 234 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:09.519 to this place? How did that happen when Biden did that? 235 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:15.759 If it's not I don't know, trying to kneecap Kamala again, CNN, 236 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:18.320 do you think you know why this happened? 237 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:21.240 Joe Biden has never been a big arena speaker. He's 238 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:23.200 never been the most fluid speaker. And by the way, 239 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:25.679 as someone who had a starter growing up, it's very 240 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:28.159 obvious to me there's an apostrophe at the end of supporters. 241 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:28.440 There. 242 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.320 He was referring to the garbage spewed by supporters, not 243 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:34.639 simply the supporters themselves. But Joe Biden has been on 244 00:13:34.679 --> 00:13:37.840 the campaign trail. He's best getting ice cream in Maryland 245 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:41.200 like he was today. He's best showing moments of empathy 246 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:42.840 Arizona like he was latter. 247 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:45.399 Can I just two things and I'll let's get back 248 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:50.759 to this talking point that you've been tasked with delivery. 249 00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:54.600 If you're a real critical think I understand how if 250 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:57.600 he just said the latter half of that, you could 251 00:13:57.600 --> 00:14:00.559 at least attempt to make this argument he's in the 252 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:06.159 same sentence is saying talking about people an individuals being 253 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:09.639 because it's predicated on Trump called all the people in 254 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:15.600 Puerto Rico garbage, not garbage is laying around. He called 255 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:19.559 them garbage. So in your mind, it's a war of 256 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:23.039 words directly aimed at individuals. So when you go to 257 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:25.519 flip the script, which I think was your point here, 258 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:28.960 and you say the same thing, you can't wiggle out 259 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.240 of it. I just think we're so far gone and 260 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:33.600 hating each other, and this guy's so far gone, just 261 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:38.240 in general, did it all. It sounded correct to him 262 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:41.039 until they found out that maybe I should speak. 263 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.759 He's best with union folks, as he was in Pittsburgh 264 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:44.720 last week as well. 265 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:46.720 You use people where they are best. 266 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:48.960 You put Obama in a big arena, you put Michelle 267 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:50.840 in a big arena, and you put Joe Biden in 268 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:53.440 front of a bunch of union people doing retail politics. 269 00:14:53.399 --> 00:14:53.960 You could make it. 270 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:56.919 And by the way, if you're at your best as 271 00:14:56.919 --> 00:14:59.240 a Democrat in front of a bunch of union people 272 00:15:00.919 --> 00:15:03.240 or as a Republican in front of it, just in 273 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.759 front of maga people like tell me you're exceptional enough 274 00:15:06.759 --> 00:15:09.320 in other situations like can you go over the Middle 275 00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:15.360 East and then negotiate? Can you I don't know, across 276 00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:18.039 the aisle for whatever, but when it actually matters and 277 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.000 it's not just them being fake, I mean, those are 278 00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:24.399 the things people look for. And this guy is like 279 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:27.200 I wish he'd eat ice cream every day. He's good 280 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:32.759 at that, that's true. Ross is good at eating chicken wings. Well, 281 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:37.720 you can't have Rossy chicken wings every day as his job. 282 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:41.559 That would be absurd. He needs to do other stuff 283 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:47.279 like eat soup, salad and breadsticks. I mean, you gotta 284 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:49.279 be able to mix it up. So yeah, CNN's gonna 285 00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:50.320 go with the study. 286 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:54.039 Argument that they would be fine if Joe Biden wasn't 287 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:56.720 anywhere near a microphone between now and next tuesdays. 288 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:58.399 You understand how damning that is. 289 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:01.120 Let me just accept the most charitable framing of this, 290 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:01.879 which you just gave. 291 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:06.440 Why is he sitting in front of a laptop at 292 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:09.120 the exact same moment Kamala Harris is out on his 293 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:13.480 backyard trying to give the closing argument to her. 294 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:14.440 That's the other thing. 295 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:15.000 That's the other thing. 296 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:16.559 That dude could have went to the roof by the 297 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:19.039 missiles and looked at her while he did it. All right, 298 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:19.600 we'll be back. 299 00:16:19.679 --> 00:16:19.960 Hang on. 300 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:23.679 This is This is why, when especially this time around, 301 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.440 people go all right, who's gonna win? Or what do 302 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:28.879 you think of this story or the what's going on 303 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:31.600 in the with the latest poll with the presidential election. 304 00:16:31.759 --> 00:16:33.320 I just sit there and go, I don't know nothing, 305 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:37.480 Leave me alone, because like I mean, I know stuff, 306 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:40.679 But then all of a sudden things happen and it's 307 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:45.799 just so weird and uh, a direct violation of the 308 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:49.879 you know, the theory that if your quote unquote enemy's losing. 309 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:51.559 Let them lose it, you know, let them do their 310 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:55.399 thing if they're flailing over there, and don't stop them. Now, 311 00:16:55.639 --> 00:16:58.320 I don't know that comes down to what's your definition 312 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:02.120 of the the the whole comic at the Madison Square 313 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:04.400 Garden thing is. But I don't know if i'd call 314 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:07.319 that flailing. But it was a way that the Harris 315 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:10.160 campaign could you know, capture all this in a jar 316 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.279 for the last week it was ready made. It was 317 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:17.119 a hungry Man dinner. Wait, hold on, I'm sorry, I 318 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:21.119 just realized rost did Hungry Man dinner fold to the woke? 319 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:23.440 Or is it still called hungry Man? I feel like 320 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:25.920 maybe five over the last few years that would be 321 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.920 one of the brands they targeted. We still call it 322 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:31.720 hungry man? Or is it hungry person dinner? Now, I 323 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:32.759 don't know the answer to that. 324 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:33.279 I don't know. 325 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:35.359 I can't remember the last time I ate one of those. 326 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.039 So anyway back to this, like this was a g 327 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:44.119 This was manna on your stroll through the desert. Okay, 328 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.119 even though you're you have to be wildly dishonest in 329 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.359 the way that you presented, that doesn't matter to you. 330 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:53.119 In the same way, you know, how stupid I'd have 331 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:58.400 to believe be to believe that the random spam political 332 00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:03.880 text messages, which, by the way, way the I the 333 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:06.319 worst thing that we ever did. And I don't care. 334 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:11.160 And it's not just because I sell advertising, you know, 335 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:13.839 for the for the show. The worst thing I ever 336 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:16.880 did is carve out exemptions for anyone under the cover 337 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:23.319 of politics to spam me incessantly, email, phone, you name it. 338 00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:26.920 They should be held to the same standard people like, well, 339 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:29.440 but it's the contrary. Yeah, but if you're gonna use 340 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:32.599 it to feed me lies, you didn't just find three 341 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:37.799 Puerto Rican Republican voters whose names I couldn't search and 342 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:40.559 then not come up with anything to send me spam. 343 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:43.480 And oh, by the way, the one photo and the 344 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:46.319 one spam message looks like the message I got on 345 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:49.440 another issue that didn't talk about Puerto Rico stuff. And 346 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:56.000 the dude looks like he's a redhead. Now it's not again, 347 00:18:56.200 --> 00:19:00.920 it's all so stupid, but it's predicated on this thing happened. 348 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:03.640 This is what he said the people of Puerto Rico 349 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:07.880 or garbage. According to Trump and his proxies, we won't 350 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:11.039 even tell you. It was a comedian there and and 351 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:12.039 that's that's. 352 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:12.440 What it is. 353 00:19:12.759 --> 00:19:15.079 It was the Deplorables in reverse. 354 00:19:19.519 --> 00:19:23.000 All you had to do was not, I don't know, 355 00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:25.640 accidentally stick it in a wood chipper and what do 356 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:28.960 you think the first thing they did was they got 357 00:19:29.039 --> 00:19:34.559 the biggest government wood chipper they could find and and 358 00:19:34.839 --> 00:19:38.799 threw that bad boy in there, probably Madden style with 359 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:42.400 Tim Wallas doing the play by play. Oh look at 360 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:45.319 the pick six into the witch of this talking point. 361 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:49.640 And you did so by finding the worst a worst 362 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:53.240 version of it and then not even with your candidates. 363 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:55.839 So then it raises questions like why is this dude 364 00:19:55.960 --> 00:20:01.319 holding press conferences while she's giving her MLK speech right down? 365 00:20:01.400 --> 00:20:06.039 I saw dude. Twitter was the fangirl fanboy in on 366 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:10.160 this stuff, fan personing whatever. They're like, oh, this is 367 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:18.480 her MLK moment, and uh somebody wrote this is uh 368 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:21.559 not jojo from jurors, but one of the ones like 369 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:23.519 that is like this is the mL came on and 370 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:27.039 I think the Brooklyn dad retweeted it. How I ended 371 00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:31.400 up seeing it And then somebody just wrote at secret 372 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:34.400 service and that was the top comment. So I see 373 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:39.279 what you did there. Yeah, yeah, you took it and 374 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:41.920 and then you're like a hold on, let me uh, 375 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:45.160 let me decide half of America is in fact garbage. 376 00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:50.640 Because I with with the kill Tony stuff, you you 377 00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:54.160 have to surmise that that's what he was saying the 378 00:20:54.240 --> 00:20:57.599 way that Biden spit it out, that's what he said. 379 00:20:58.440 --> 00:21:00.440 And and for them to run back and say, ah, 380 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:03.079 there's not an apost the supposed to be an apostrophe 381 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:07.240 in there, it doesn't matter because, like we said with 382 00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:10.160 the kit with the garbage issue, which is a legitimate 383 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:13.599 issue in Puerto Rico, if you're explaining, then it's not 384 00:21:13.799 --> 00:21:19.079 funny anymore. And so people may not realize him sharing, 385 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:22.319 which is something that I remembered when I from when 386 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:24.440 I was in Puerto Rico. I remember, I remember the 387 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:27.000 guy at the hotel talking about it. I remember asking 388 00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:32.359 about a restaurant in tua Alto To whatever the buy 389 00:21:32.440 --> 00:21:33.480 where this problem was. 390 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:37.279 And that's a thing. 391 00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:41.039 So in this case, if they have to explain where 392 00:21:41.079 --> 00:21:45.440 an apostrophe goes, you're you're you're screwed nine ways from Sunday. 393 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:48.200 But right, they're in trouble though, right because she just 394 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:50.079 every speech he's been given. 395 00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:50.240 Right. 396 00:21:51.519 --> 00:21:53.319 No, But here's the thing though, but it's believable that 397 00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:56.079 they believe that that the Trump supporters are garbage because 398 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:58.200 look at her speech last night, another speech where she's 399 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:01.119 calling half the country Nazis in mass murderer. Yeah, yeah, 400 00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:03.759 I'm sorry him saying that we're all garbage. I sort 401 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:04.200