Speaker 1: E one o one Linchintaco.
Speaker 2: This is Orlando's rock station one oh one one w
Speaker 2: j r R. I'm thinking we should probably give out
Speaker 2: the studio phone number because you might want to use
Speaker 2: it here in a few minutes.
Speaker 1: You had to win some three eleven tickets on this
Speaker 1: three eleven day that numbers four oh seven nine one
Speaker 1: six one oh one one.
Speaker 2: We'll clear off the lines here in a moment and
Speaker 2: tell you when to call, and we'll just be taking
Speaker 2: a random caller each hour while we're on and give
Speaker 2: you three eleven tickets. We'll tell you when to listen
Speaker 2: and when to call, celebrating three eleven day. During the show,
Speaker 2: a uh hardcore punk fan is getting kind of irritated
Speaker 2: with Amazon. He's tried now three different times to order
Speaker 2: an EP from the Canadian hardcore punk band Counterparts. They've
Speaker 2: got their EP called Heaven Let Them Die, which, by
Speaker 2: the way, cover art has a lamb bathing in blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like wonderful family kind of album already.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, so he's he's been trying to get
Speaker 2: this this album delivered. The EP delivered to him on
Speaker 2: vinyl from from Amazon three different times now and three
Speaker 2: different times they have sent him clay Akins Christmas album.
Speaker 2: Oh no where. Let's let's do it compare and contrast
Speaker 2: here a little bit. First we'll hear from Counterparts and
Speaker 2: then uh the the clay Ache and a selection from
Speaker 2: the clay Ach and Christmas album Giant. Why I think
Speaker 2: they get it? Well, hold on, that's the compare now contrast.
Speaker 1: It only comes.
Speaker 2: Here this this hardcore punk fan, like, what in the hell?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: He Christmas time?
Speaker 2: He must have been freaking.
Speaker 1: I bet the neighbors a block away could hear him
Speaker 1: screaming he.
Speaker 2: Wants heaven, let them die. And he's getting the klay
Speaker 2: Ache and Christmas album not once, not twice, but three times,
Speaker 2: three struck throughout Give me my Heaven. Whatever, dude, go
Speaker 2: down to the indie record store and have him order
Speaker 2: it for you. Yeah, that would be my uh My
Speaker 2: suggestion at this point.
Speaker 1: Is that Canada just kind of poking at him.
Speaker 2: I think there's probably just a skew number issue with Amazon,
Speaker 2: would be my guest on this. They probably have similar
Speaker 2: skew numbers. We got a disgrace border agent who has
Speaker 2: fully admitted his.
Speaker 1: H You know, I was just thinking maybe it's Canada.
Speaker 2: Gone, We'll show you putting all these tariffs.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get klay aching again.
Speaker 2: Wend it for Christmas time disgrace. Now former border agent
Speaker 2: has fully admitted his transgression over the past few years.
Speaker 1: He's been Oh no, he's not been taking advantage of
Speaker 1: women so they can stay.
Speaker 2: He was demanding, h well, how how uh exposure of
Speaker 2: the breast if you will in exchange for entrance into
Speaker 2: the US. As part of the screening process.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, we're gonna have to take a look at
Speaker 1: those in order for you to see if you're qualified
Speaker 1: to come over here. You know we had these Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you don't in Mexico, but we have us
Speaker 1: D a choice, and uh we need to see if
Speaker 1: you're up to snuff.
Speaker 2: Good Lord man Inga's they're talking about some of the Uh.
Speaker 2: I guess he was just recently in court to face
Speaker 2: these accusations, and he would he'd do things like, uh
Speaker 2: think or make the person who's you know, wanting to
Speaker 2: cross over for whatever reason that uh, they might be
Speaker 2: confused with somebody. I need to see if you have
Speaker 2: tattoo on your breast holding up like it. You know,
Speaker 2: someone who's not supposed to be coming in picture. This
Speaker 2: isn't you, is it? I have to check and Senorita
Speaker 2: lift him up.
Speaker 1: Much perkier.
Speaker 2: An a hole there truly is, man, he could have
Speaker 2: done much worse. Well, yeah, I guess if you want
Speaker 2: to look at it that way. But this is bad enough.
Speaker 1: I was talking to her friend the other day and uh,
Speaker 1: actually it was yesterday and we were talking about I
Speaker 1: had to go to a store. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I won't go there anymore. We were doing a fundraiser
Speaker 1: outside of there. Who's at a big store. You can
Speaker 1: probably start to figure it out. And she goes, we're
Speaker 1: doing a fundraiser for cheerleading. Guy pulled up to roll
Speaker 1: down the window to give, you know, a donation. Oh
Speaker 1: he wasn't donating a thing. He was jacking.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, that's like a It's these these people
Speaker 2: are everywhere, they're among us. They're just almost therapeutic for
Speaker 2: us to do this show every morning, just so we
Speaker 2: can deal on a regular basis with this type of stuff.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't really shock us at this point. We've
Speaker 2: become desensitized. Yeah, as we're sure many of you have, well.
Speaker 1: The reality of what's out there A cheerleading fundraiser thing
Speaker 1: and here he pulls up. They report the car, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was stolen.
Speaker 2: Looking for any takers.
Speaker 1: Somebody steals your car and pulls up to the pulls
Speaker 1: up and pulls out. She was the coach, so but
Speaker 1: she's like, thank god the young cheer squad didn't see anything,
Speaker 1: because I could at least handle it.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, excuse the in or thirteen year old
Speaker 2: and me going to be coming out during this story,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure the same will be true for you.
Speaker 2: I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm winding back to thirteen. I was already there. You're
Speaker 2: you're We've got a guy with the last name Wiener
Speaker 2: who was walking around naked on a New Hampshire Highway
Speaker 2: in the city of Dover. Mm hm, now is this
Speaker 2: not Anthony Wiener? No, it was not Anthony Wiener. No,
Speaker 2: that was my question.
Speaker 1: Is this possibly a headline of the week? What was
Speaker 1: the headline? Because I know that you were just giving
Speaker 1: the nuts and bolts, But.
Speaker 2: Man named man arrested for walking around naked and his
Speaker 2: name is Wiener. That sort of says in the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then the added bonus within the body of the
Speaker 2: story is that this happened in Dover, New Hampshire, which
Speaker 2: is a whole other subset of moronics, sophomooronic sophomore jokes
Speaker 2: that you can insert right there, which I already hit
Speaker 2: with Ben. Yeah, I caught you. I have his photo,
Speaker 2: his mugshot if you were well, it's not Ben, but Sean.
Speaker 1: Here. Let me see Sean Wan.
Speaker 2: Picture him completely nude on the highway. Yeah boy, we're
Speaker 2: starting off with some quality fair this morning, aren't we.
Speaker 1: What's the road rash on the face of Sean? Is
Speaker 1: that is that when he was tackled.
Speaker 2: It could be Yeah, hey, isn't that Sean? I swear
Speaker 2: I think it is. I don't know, man, Like I said,
Speaker 2: you can't make some of this stuff up.
Speaker 1: If you want to download the iHeart Radio app and
Speaker 1: listen anytime anywhere, this is j R R all right.
Speaker 2: Three eleven