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<v Speaker 1>There's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. Hey, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>give you a little heads up. Make sure later this

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<v Speaker 2>morning when the voting for you say it, we play

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<v Speaker 2>it opens up, which is about seven to twenty on

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<v Speaker 2>the JR Facebook page. You put your votes in this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Cause uh we have Metalica tickets all week long, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how you get qualified. Each morning, just place

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<v Speaker 2>a vote for you say it, we play it pretty simple,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll remind you again don't worry. Right before seven

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seven twenty is when you're able to start the votes.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of times you go to a website

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<v Speaker 2>and it's it's to try to get a question answered

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<v Speaker 2>or a concern and you go to the Frequently Asked

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<v Speaker 2>Questions or maybe there's a ask your Questions here or

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<v Speaker 2>I get your Questions Answered thing. McDonald's has that on

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<v Speaker 2>their website.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I bet I know what the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>question is on there. It has to do with the

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream machine, doesn't it. No, really No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the biggest question is, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>a question in particular that has now got the attention

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<v Speaker 2>of social media. When somebody asked, how does Grimace breed

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<v Speaker 2>grim the big purple mascot that they've had around, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>over fifty years. At this point, not a lot is

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<v Speaker 2>known about the Grimace mascot, Like what exactly is he

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<v Speaker 2>a milkshake? Just a purple blob a taste bud?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a missus Grimace? All of this got somebody curious,

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<v Speaker 2>and they asked, and.

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<v Speaker 1>What did McDonald's come back with? Here's some free fries.

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<v Speaker 1>The whoever runs the account was not amused. They responded

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<v Speaker 1>just with the word sigh. And someone else then chimes

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<v Speaker 1>in and says this needs to be studied. Then McDonald

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<v Speaker 1>sits back and says, does it? Then I kept going

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<v Speaker 1>as the original screenshot then went on to take on

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<v Speaker 1>a life of its own as the person answer the

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<v Speaker 1>question McDonald's see and McDonald's response, I just started sweating.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone else and then jumps in and says, I think

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<v Speaker 1>some things are better to remain a mystery. See, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem McDonald's should have never answered. Period. When something

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<v Speaker 1>dumbs like that asked at the text line, I just

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<v Speaker 1>go next.

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<v Speaker 2>You're setting yourself up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, yea, if somebody asks as something like that, I

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<v Speaker 1>would actually love seeing that a text line. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're them, you just just move along, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I Seriously, when people start doing politics, I just go

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<v Speaker 1>right to the next question. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I would have responded here, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>this would have been somewhat clever and playing on how

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<v Speaker 2>things really are.

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<v Speaker 1>He's Barney's gay partner.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I would have said, this type of smart ass

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<v Speaker 2>question is better asked over at the Wendy's social media

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<v Speaker 2>because they are smart asses over there, seriously, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you can get a whole other level of heat going

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<v Speaker 2>with one of your main competitors.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but do they really need it? I mean, they're

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<v Speaker 1>really not in that neck and neck competition, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I mean, I like Nea Wendy's. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>may I makeing ease, but I think that the clear winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Is still the question remains.

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<v Speaker 1>At least we know how how Wendy was created. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Dave's daughter. She's Dave's daughter, right as far as I know. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>remember she was actually in the commercials for a while

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<v Speaker 1>and then she just disappeared. That fell on his face. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was all right, let's get this one out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>A little cute character. You know, the cartoon is much

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<v Speaker 1>better than the grown adult woman version. Yeah, that's Wendy

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<v Speaker 1>showed up after Dave kicked the bucket. And anyway, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where's Yes, I am Dave's daughter who's been behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm running it. And again I like me. Wendy'sming

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<v Speaker 1>like me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wendy's assuming the testing on that commercial didn't come back

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<v Speaker 2>like they had wished. We go to Conrod, Texas, where

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<v Speaker 2>parents of first graders they were a little bit pissed

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<v Speaker 2>off with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you picture a grimace making love? I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of a big purple missile. Okay, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we'll be read. I don't know. This is

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<v Speaker 1>just another question to be asked. All right, go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and chime in and ask him if he did have

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I think it would be purple. You would

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<v Speaker 1>think that the dogs would be we're treading lately here,

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<v Speaker 1>but you would think of dogs would be just you

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<v Speaker 1>know that doberman has the black or brown. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think all animals have pinks. Yes, but we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what grimace is is the whole point. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have determined I'm sure you could pack it on though.

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<v Speaker 2>Parents of first graders in a school district in Conrod,

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<v Speaker 2>Texas are upset and outraged after a teacher uh took

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<v Speaker 2>away these students. This is these first graders, their their

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<v Speaker 2>restroom rights to go to the bathroom. After someone lost

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<v Speaker 2>the restroom pass around lunchtime, Miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Berrera took it away from us and like, my friends

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<v Speaker 1>need to go potty. He really bad. Some people were

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<v Speaker 1>crying to death to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>So initially we were told too. After we as parents

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<v Speaker 3>got to got into a group and started talking more,

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<v Speaker 3>it has come down to be there's about six who

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<v Speaker 3>actually soiled themselves and had accidents.

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<v Speaker 2>Little first graders pooping and peeing themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>Teacher was irritated beyond irritation. I guessed and snapped and said,

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<v Speaker 2>none of you were using the restroom for the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that to a little first graders. Man

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<v Speaker 1>happy them. This would be me. I'd be fired after

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<v Speaker 1>the first day. Oh, totally, there's no doubt. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>make the first hour. Probably not I would. I would

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<v Speaker 1>make it up to about lunch, and then I'd say, wait, lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta eat here that restaurant over there. If you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about, I'd be out. Man. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife teaches first grade. Actually that's the great cheese and

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<v Speaker 1>look first grade. You have a couple of those kids

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<v Speaker 1>who at the beginning of first grade, they were in

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<v Speaker 1>kindergarten the year before. Some of them still kind of

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you gotta have the nurse have a Paris

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<v Speaker 1>pare pants because you know, some of these kids just

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<v Speaker 1>learned to the body. So we get the Huggies going. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not so much Huggies just you know, plastic pants telled

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<v Speaker 1>it to what. No, it's just regular undies. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't need to change if they had the Huggies.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not always sending your kid the first grade

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<v Speaker 1>and Huggies.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat, it's a long time ago since my kid was

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<v Speaker 2>in first grade.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, wouldn't make it an hour. I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>see it was like when you and I had I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Stroke out, dude, I'm telling you right now. See, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>comfortable on my own skin to that level. And I

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<v Speaker 2>admit my I've told you my biggest flaws, my lack

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<v Speaker 2>of patience. I continuously try to work on it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>gotten a little better in some regards, but overall it

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<v Speaker 2>still sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, pat I watching you teach your first grade

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<v Speaker 1>class would be like when you and I had to

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<v Speaker 1>deliver mail because we did Operation Mailsack, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>a whole debacle in his own But watching you hike

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<v Speaker 1>up the hills of Maitland, I have more mail than you. Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up. That was great. That's the best. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a really cool gig that he did. Let's see infamous

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<v Speaker 1>hills of Maitland. Yeah, well that's who you were saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta trudge up this hill with this big heavy bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, dude, got great.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy in Canada pulled over by police there for multitasking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure the Turnpike tugger will appreciate this story. Had

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<v Speaker 2>his phone propped up where the speedometer readout is little uh,

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<v Speaker 2>little cinema action going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, at least to get there instead of on the

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<v Speaker 1>TV that drops down near your review mirror. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>always great to see when you're driving. I remember seeing

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<v Speaker 1>that driving down to Mia or driving down to the

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<v Speaker 1>keys around Miami. I'm like this person watching a hardcore

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<v Speaker 1>porn going down ninety five.

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<v Speaker 2>More on this story at our Facebook page. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>cops to him, wait till you get home?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude? Can you wait till you get home? You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to be pretty hard up if you're doing that. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess we'll butchet board or or month. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. Doing taking care of taking advantage

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<v Speaker 1>of time. It's time management. Pat long, hard road is

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. Glinch and Taco on demand, download the

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<v Speaker 2>This is j R R

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<v Speaker 1>All right for more than