Speaker 1: There's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako
Speaker 1: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. Hey, I want to
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Speaker 2: morning when the voting for you say it, we play
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Speaker 1: Cause uh we have Metalica tickets all week long, yep.
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Speaker 2: twenty seven twenty is when you're able to start the votes.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of times you go to a website
Speaker 2: and it's it's to try to get a question answered
Speaker 2: or a concern and you go to the Frequently Asked
Speaker 2: Questions or maybe there's a ask your Questions here or
Speaker 2: I get your Questions Answered thing. McDonald's has that on
Speaker 2: their website.
Speaker 1: And I said, I bet I know what the biggest
Speaker 1: question is on there. It has to do with the
Speaker 1: ice cream machine, doesn't it. No, really No.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the biggest question is, but it's
Speaker 2: a question in particular that has now got the attention
Speaker 2: of social media. When somebody asked, how does Grimace breed
Speaker 2: grim the big purple mascot that they've had around, you know,
Speaker 2: over fifty years. At this point, not a lot is
Speaker 2: known about the Grimace mascot, Like what exactly is he
Speaker 2: a milkshake? Just a purple blob a taste bud?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there a missus Grimace? All of this got somebody curious,
Speaker 2: and they asked, and.
Speaker 1: What did McDonald's come back with? Here's some free fries.
Speaker 1: The whoever runs the account was not amused. They responded
Speaker 1: just with the word sigh. And someone else then chimes
Speaker 1: in and says this needs to be studied. Then McDonald
Speaker 1: sits back and says, does it? Then I kept going
Speaker 1: as the original screenshot then went on to take on
Speaker 1: a life of its own as the person answer the
Speaker 1: question McDonald's see and McDonald's response, I just started sweating.
Speaker 1: Someone else and then jumps in and says, I think
Speaker 1: some things are better to remain a mystery. See, here's
Speaker 1: the problem McDonald's should have never answered. Period. When something
Speaker 1: dumbs like that asked at the text line, I just
Speaker 1: go next.
Speaker 2: You're setting yourself up here.
Speaker 1: Actually, yea, if somebody asks as something like that, I
Speaker 1: would actually love seeing that a text line. But if
Speaker 1: you're them, you just just move along, you know what.
Speaker 1: I Seriously, when people start doing politics, I just go
Speaker 1: right to the next question. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I think I would have responded here, and I think
Speaker 2: this would have been somewhat clever and playing on how
Speaker 2: things really are.
Speaker 1: He's Barney's gay partner.
Speaker 2: No, I would have said, this type of smart ass
Speaker 2: question is better asked over at the Wendy's social media
Speaker 2: because they are smart asses over there, seriously, and then
Speaker 2: you can get a whole other level of heat going
Speaker 2: with one of your main competitors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do they really need it? I mean, they're
Speaker 1: really not in that neck and neck competition, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I mean, I like Nea Wendy's. I like,
Speaker 1: may I makeing ease, but I think that the clear winner.
Speaker 2: Is still the question remains.
Speaker 1: At least we know how how Wendy was created. It's
Speaker 1: Dave's daughter. She's Dave's daughter, right as far as I know. Yes,
Speaker 1: remember she was actually in the commercials for a while
Speaker 1: and then she just disappeared. That fell on his face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was all right, let's get this one out of here.
Speaker 1: A little cute character. You know, the cartoon is much
Speaker 1: better than the grown adult woman version. Yeah, that's Wendy
Speaker 1: showed up after Dave kicked the bucket. And anyway, that's
Speaker 1: where's Yes, I am Dave's daughter who's been behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Now I'm running it. And again I like me. Wendy'sming
Speaker 1: like me.
Speaker 2: Wendy's assuming the testing on that commercial didn't come back
Speaker 2: like they had wished. We go to Conrod, Texas, where
Speaker 2: parents of first graders they were a little bit pissed
Speaker 2: off with the.
Speaker 1: Could you picture a grimace making love? I mean it
Speaker 1: just kind of a big purple missile. Okay, well, I
Speaker 1: don't think we'll be read. I don't know. This is
Speaker 1: just another question to be asked. All right, go ahead
Speaker 1: and chime in and ask him if he did have
Speaker 1: right now, I think it would be purple. You would
Speaker 1: think that the dogs would be we're treading lately here,
Speaker 1: but you would think of dogs would be just you
Speaker 1: know that doberman has the black or brown. But no,
Speaker 1: I think all animals have pinks. Yes, but we don't
Speaker 1: know what grimace is is the whole point. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have determined I'm sure you could pack it on though.
Speaker 2: Parents of first graders in a school district in Conrod,
Speaker 2: Texas are upset and outraged after a teacher uh took
Speaker 2: away these students. This is these first graders, their their
Speaker 2: restroom rights to go to the bathroom. After someone lost
Speaker 2: the restroom pass around lunchtime, Miss.
Speaker 1: Berrera took it away from us and like, my friends
Speaker 1: need to go potty. He really bad. Some people were
Speaker 1: crying to death to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: So initially we were told too. After we as parents
Speaker 3: got to got into a group and started talking more,
Speaker 3: it has come down to be there's about six who
Speaker 3: actually soiled themselves and had accidents.
Speaker 2: Little first graders pooping and peeing themselves.
Speaker 1: I would have been guilty.
Speaker 2: Teacher was irritated beyond irritation. I guessed and snapped and said,
Speaker 2: none of you were using the restroom for the rest
Speaker 2: of the day.
Speaker 1: You can't do that to a little first graders. Man
Speaker 1: happy them. This would be me. I'd be fired after
Speaker 1: the first day. Oh, totally, there's no doubt. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: make the first hour. Probably not I would. I would
Speaker 1: make it up to about lunch, and then I'd say, wait, lunch,
Speaker 1: I gotta eat here that restaurant over there. If you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, I'd be out. Man. My
Speaker 1: wife teaches first grade. Actually that's the great cheese and
Speaker 1: look first grade. You have a couple of those kids
Speaker 1: who at the beginning of first grade, they were in
Speaker 1: kindergarten the year before. Some of them still kind of
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have the nurse have a Paris
Speaker 1: pare pants because you know, some of these kids just
Speaker 1: learned to the body. So we get the Huggies going. No,
Speaker 1: not so much Huggies just you know, plastic pants telled
Speaker 1: it to what. No, it's just regular undies. That's why
Speaker 1: they didn't need to change if they had the Huggies.
Speaker 1: And you're not always sending your kid the first grade
Speaker 1: and Huggies.
Speaker 2: Pat, it's a long time ago since my kid was
Speaker 2: in first grade.
Speaker 1: Again, wouldn't make it an hour. I would love to
Speaker 1: see it was like when you and I had I would.
Speaker 2: Stroke out, dude, I'm telling you right now. See, I'm
Speaker 2: comfortable on my own skin to that level. And I
Speaker 2: admit my I've told you my biggest flaws, my lack
Speaker 2: of patience. I continuously try to work on it. It's
Speaker 2: gotten a little better in some regards, but overall it
Speaker 2: still sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, pat I watching you teach your first grade
Speaker 1: class would be like when you and I had to
Speaker 1: deliver mail because we did Operation Mailsack, and that was
Speaker 1: a whole debacle in his own But watching you hike
Speaker 1: up the hills of Maitland, I have more mail than you. Bob,
Speaker 1: shut up. That was great. That's the best. That was
Speaker 1: a really cool gig that he did. Let's see infamous
Speaker 1: hills of Maitland. Yeah, well that's who you were saying.
Speaker 1: I gotta trudge up this hill with this big heavy bag.
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, got great.
Speaker 2: Guy in Canada pulled over by police there for multitasking.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the Turnpike tugger will appreciate this story. Had
Speaker 2: his phone propped up where the speedometer readout is little uh,
Speaker 2: little cinema action going on.
Speaker 1: Hey, at least to get there instead of on the
Speaker 1: TV that drops down near your review mirror. Those are
Speaker 1: always great to see when you're driving. I remember seeing
Speaker 1: that driving down to Mia or driving down to the
Speaker 1: keys around Miami. I'm like this person watching a hardcore
Speaker 1: porn going down ninety five.
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Speaker 2: cops to him, wait till you get home?
Speaker 1: Dude? Can you wait till you get home? You've got
Speaker 1: to be pretty hard up if you're doing that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I guess we'll butchet board or or month. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Doing taking care of taking advantage
Speaker 1: of time. It's time management. Pat long, hard road is
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