Speaker 1: I made a decision.
Speaker 2: Past sunny sun on I had a vision.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to for crying out loud, I'm your host,
Linte Corolla and that over there, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Wow, there any video anymore? For good reason. The reason
is that I'm in my pajamas right now.
Speaker 1: I mean cute.
Speaker 3: I'm literally hair like night hairs like piled on top
of my head like a rat's nest.
Speaker 1: I haven't brushed it since the fourth of July. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I really do have to go, Okay, what am
I wearing? And was I with people yesterday that I
was wearing the same thing. That's a sad fact of
my life. I actually, after this have to go take
my Tesla back. Oh yeah, because Adam, God bless him,
it was too much.
Speaker 1: I have to do it. It's a long.
Speaker 3: Story, but I have to drive after this to Montebello
and then take a frickin' Uber back, which.
Speaker 2: I feel like Adam told me that there's a weird
thing with Tesla and he can't.
Speaker 1: They won't take a third party like returning it or something.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: No, So I'm doing it today because I had it
extended anyway, So I've had it, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Might be getting the same car as you.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, because their deals are so on fire
right now. We're just checking to see if the insurance.
First of all, the Mercedes is less money than we're
paying for the Tiguan. Really yeah, So we're like, well,
why wouldn't we have a nicer car for we're less
than we're paying, I know, unless it costs us a lot.
Speaker 1: More money in car insurance. Right, yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: I think it's a nice it's a more expensive car.
It might cost more money, but it's But here's the thing.
So our other choice is this, uh, the VW Electric.
So I don't know what I forgot what it's Yeah,
all right, yeah you're not a car person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that.
Speaker 2: Car is a little bit less than the Mercedes, but
not much. But that's only if it's cloth seats. So
if you want leathers, I know that's what I said, John,
go's the lat price is with cloth seats? I literally said,
hell no, no, because but if you want to upgrade,
it's like fifty dollars a month for leather seats.
Speaker 3: But then you can get the Mercedes for cheaper.
Speaker 2: Cheaper than it would be to get the to get
the v DOW with leather seats, the Mercedes would be
quite a bit cheaper.
Speaker 1: So it just depends on the insurance. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if the insurance is like my two hundred dollars
more a month, yeah, obviously we won't do that. Y
you know, if it's if it's coming in like in
the ballpark, right, Yeah, you should definitely check it out.
Speaker 1: Love it? Yeah? Do you like driving it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta be honest. It's taking me some getting
used to. For one thing, I love the navigation that
was in the test. I got used to it. The
Mercedes is it's I'm trying to, like, you know, try
to make that microphone.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I know.
Speaker 3: That's another thing I'm trying to do. The microphone is
drooping in front of me. I'm not kaylin I know.
Is that better? Can you hear me better?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I can hear you?
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just edit this out and post I'll dont
it out. But yeah, the navigation is taking some getting
used to.
Speaker 1: And the power is it's not as powerful as the Tesla. No,
not this model.
Speaker 3: I probably could have gotten the more the one up,
but then it's like you know I'm not driving up
to the ends of the earth for a volleyball anymore.
And you know what I mean, Yeah, furtherest, I'm going
as Santa Barbara. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: So you can get to Santa Barbara on a charge, right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I know where to
charge it when I get there if I have to.
So yeah, it's fine. It's just getting a little getting
used to, is all I mean.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll be super nervous the first time I
have to charge it. That's just my body. Now, my
body's going to freak out and go what if you
can't find a charging station. I won't say that out loud,
my head will be going. You have to find them
all ahead of time. What if there's Lynette story right
in line waiting.
Speaker 3: For my nightmare stories. But the nice thing is is
it tells you on your name, It tells you on
your car. You just want to find the closest one.
It tells you where they are, and it'll tell you
I don't know if in the Mercedes, but the Tesla,
I think so. It tells you how many spots are open,
oddly like Livetime, like twelve stalls and seven are taken,
you know. Oh yeah, so it's not that bad, okay,
matter with the electric cars around here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's crazy deals right now, yeah, and like
rebates and you know, I don't know, I guess the
won the Mercedes. The reason it's such a good deal
right now is because they're changing the model.
Speaker 1: There is that white something. I don't know. I I'm
not sure which model you have.
Speaker 2: I have. It starts with an E e Q two hundred. Okay,
I think, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what
Adam said. Adam knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Adam's Adam's got a car. Adam's got a car. Hey, Stephanie,
I got presents for you for your birthday.
Speaker 2: Okay, So as you know, so my birthday dinner was
last night, yes, with my Jewish mom group. And as
I told you, I was like, these ladies love to
buy a bitch a gift, and who am I to
deprive them of their joy?
Speaker 3: I loved it last week when you were like, you
know what, fuck it, I want a gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make these bitches get me a gift. It wasn't
so much that I want a gift. It was I
don't if I'm going to have to buy everybody else
a gift if it's a rotating thing. Imagine if your
ABC reunions acquired you did them every time it was
someone's birthday, and everybody was like, oh my god, I
love gifts. Yes, I can't wait to open my gifts,
and so every time you were like, it's like a
freaking baby shower. Every time you were like, oh god,
I gotta go shopping. Right, do they have a register? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That would drive me. Can I get a candle?
Is that too impersonal?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I have to Now you get to regift these gifts
back to.
Speaker 2: Them, thank you, thank you. And my brain was like,
how why am I? How did I get hurt?
Speaker 1: I am buying, I am shopping.
Speaker 2: I'm making sure it's kind of personal for every picturing.
Speaker 3: You at the dinner with like the little birthday act
like con on your head askew getting presents.
Speaker 2: I had so much fun, though, I just like decided
to enjoy the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm back on the sugar.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I was today's my first day off, so I was like, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, let's go hard. Let's go hard on dessert.
Let's just like, yeah, let's have a good time. But
you know, Robin got me.
Speaker 1: I know she got me the coolest. I'm going to
put a picture of it on our Facebook.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's some people that I'm so jealous of that
are good gift givers, and I feel like Robin would be.
Speaker 1: I knew it. She's a good test.
Speaker 3: She looks like a good gift giver. So I hate
I'm so jealous of those people. My girlfriend Dawn is
a good gift giver. Really, yeah, I just you know
I I'll tell you about my the birthday or fourth
of July slash birthday party that I went to over
the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to hear about that. But yeah, so
she shows.
Speaker 3: Up with gifts for the birthday party that we went
to together, and I'm like, can you slap my name
on that?
Speaker 1: She did? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then because when there's somebody because I went to
Julie's for the fourth of July and I was really debating,
like do I get her a gift? She said, no gifts,
and I gave money to the charity that she wanted
us to give you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. So we did that.
Speaker 2: But then I was like, a dude, do you show
up to a party empty handed, like and then me
and my other friend, you know, my friend Laura, who's
also really good friends with her. We were both kind
of obsessing about it, and she was like, should I
stop and get a bottle of wine and like, I'll
put your name on it. I was like, no, I mean,
don't put that's that's don't put my name. It's fine
if you feel like doing that, do that. I'm going
to show up empty handed, yeah, because you know why,
and Julia will hear this.
Speaker 1: She won't care.
Speaker 2: Though, because I was like, there's gonna be so many
people there, nobody, it's nobody's going to see my virtue signaling.
Speaker 1: A gift. That's why I didn't bring a gift.
Speaker 3: I went to my It was him and my friend
Glenn and his wife's birthdays. They're like a day apart
around the North of July and housewarming, and down shows
up with like this big box of like I don't know,
glasses and like wine glasses, and then a nice bottle
of cabernet because his wife likes that, and and Glenn's like,
don't bring anything, don't get me anything, don't get me anything.
Speaker 1: So I took him at his word, and then.
Speaker 3: She in the cock she was riding the car and
she goes, I'll just put your name on it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I thanks, and.
Speaker 3: Exam like I didn't bring anything because I know when
I get there's gonna be so many people, and nobody's
gonna notice if you walk in right, and nobody did
you know exactly? And I have to end up holding
all that shit because Dawn is a handicap and I
have to like.
Speaker 1: Help her up the stairs and everything.
Speaker 3: So I'm carrying everything anyway, so it looks like I
brought it in joke.
Speaker 1: Was on her. I know, right, yeah, so tell me
I'm at your dinner. Where'd you guys go? Okay, so
we went to this place called Vino. Do you know Vino? No,
it's in my neighborhood, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's really fun. It's like small Plates now and
we've been going there for years. But these ladies decided
to branch out, and now they've all been choosing different places.
And remember I told you that one of the women
picked like somewhere in a Gora last time, and I
was like, what, yeah, absolutely not. And then I got
voted down because these bitches they got nothing better to do.
They know this about themselves, but they're like, oh that
sounds fun. Oh that's a lovely boutique.
Speaker 1: And Agora I've been wanting to go to. Yeah, I'm like,
not me. First of all, the girl's far from us.
Speaker 2: It's very far, and there's no reason for it, because
I was like, we live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: There are lots of ten good restaurants within two miles
from us. Pick one of.
Speaker 2: Those, you know, by the way is literally like I
could practically walk there.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm like, that's why I chose it. But
they're all like, oh, let's pick somewhere different. So then
I told you this before we were making all these
jokes about like I was like, yeah, road trip about
their restaurant. So then the joke was that I was
going to choose somewhere like really far, like Lancaster.
Speaker 1: You know. I got Oxnar.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, I heard about this restaurant in Oxnar. You know,
I'll make it for later in the day on Sunday,
so we all have time to drive there caravanravan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that was the It was kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Some are close, but there were nine of us wowed up.
Speaker 1: I know, everybody loves you, Stephanie, I know.
Speaker 2: And then poor Julie because so Julie her birthday is
July fourth and mine is July fifth.
Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago, this group is.
Speaker 2: Like my Jewish mom friends, right, But then like years ago,
I used to invite my friend Lisa. She would come,
She's not Jewish, and it was sort of it's sort
of like, how do I put this? People will understand
what I mean. These women are more friends with each
other than they're friends with me. But I'm individually good
friends with a couple of them, right, and then the
other one just were part of their group.
Speaker 1: They ended up.
Speaker 2: They all come to the birthdays, and it's like, even
though they're not even close enough friends of mine that
I would like go to lunch with them on my own, Right,
they're part of the group, so they like to come.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know them all. Yeah, I enjoy seeing them.
There's nobody that I'm not friends with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like my ABC friends, I'm the same. Yeah, there's
a couple of them that I don't like keep in
touch with, But then there's others, you know, Susanna Alyssa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, So like Cecily in that group and
Lara those are like Lara, as I've told you million times,
was like my og Meta at LB Mommy and me right,
and then Cecily I met when my when the twins
were like a year and a half or two years old.
All of our kids are really good friends.
Speaker 1: And then the other ones I was I just slowly
got to be friends with.
Speaker 2: And anyway, the point is it was really lovely that
they came. But Julie a couple of years ago was like,
I don't know if I want to come because my
birthday's the day before. So she came one time, and
she felt a little awkward because people felt like they
had to get her something. I think I remember that
and she was like, yeah, it's this is first Stefanie,
you know.
Speaker 1: But then they felt a little bit obligated, like well,
I got.
Speaker 2: You a card, yeah, you know, and then it's like yeah,
she's like, oh, let me open the card. There's no
gift card in it or anything. She's like it's awkward. Yeah,
like a happy birthday, Julie. She's like great, and then
I'm getting like my fancy candle or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the couple of years ago, she was like, you
know what, how about like just you, me and Lara
go out because we're the three original friends and then
you guys do your thing with your Jewish mom's group.
So then this year, Julie called me and she was like,
you know, she's like, Lara said.
Speaker 1: Do you really do you want to come? Like do
you want to be included in this?
Speaker 2: Like it's totally like if you don't, that's fine, we
could just do something on her own or like, and
Julie goes, I want to be included.
Speaker 1: She forgot that a few years ago.
Speaker 2: She felt awkward, so then she wasn't like invited a
few years in a row. But then Laura felt bad.
So then it became this thing where she called me
and she goes.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's the deal? Am I not Jewish enough?
Speaker 2: She goes.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I'm just not a jew and
then she goes and then I saw Robin was on
the list, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, picking up strays, stray Christians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it's like it's not this like I have
other friends.
Speaker 2: Yes, it just became this group and then somehow I
remember a couple of years ago Laura. I was like,
do you want to invite Robin? Because she'd been to
a bunch of things like postcard writing. She'd mess this anyway.
The whole thing was kind of funny because I was like,
oh my god, now Julie's feelings are hurt. She was
genuinely a little bit like how come. I wasn't like,
truly is it because I'm not Jewish? She really did,
and I was like, Julie, I'm barely Jewish, like I know,
you can totally come.
Speaker 1: But then she was out of town anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah, well how come I get and
get invited?
Speaker 1: I'm just you can.
Speaker 2: Totally get invited and feel awkward and have to get
me a gift?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah. They They were so funny though, because the last
few years I was like, no gifts, gifts, and then
they do it anyway and that right thing, But then
they get you something that's like not a proper gift
because they're like, this is not even really a gift,
it's just a journal.
Speaker 3: It's always a pre amble before somebody gives the gift. Right, Yeah,
so did you get like nine gifts?
Speaker 1: I got gifts? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm trying to remember the name of the artist. Okay,
you know the artist that made the Obama hope. Yes,
it's a famous artist. Okay, So Robin found this thing
that's this poster that's like stay woke.
Speaker 1: Basically, it's really cool.
Speaker 2: I've a woke yent poster and it's about like being
politically active and being aware and it's a beautiful I'm
going to take a.
Speaker 1: Picture of it and post it so you can see that.
She's a good gift giver. And then it was kind
of hard to follow.
Speaker 2: I felt bad because a couple of people, one person
in particular, you could tell one hundred percent, went into
the regift closet and was honestly.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not even going to go for like a
good regift.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go for like a few straps like
which I was all for. I respected the game, you know, Yes,
I was like, I will also be regifting what you
just gave me.
Speaker 1: My other friend is so funny.
Speaker 2: She brags about her regifting closet, but she knew exactly
I basically got to choose.
Speaker 1: I told her what I wanted.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice because she knew. She gave this candle
that smells really good. It's from anthropology.
Speaker 1: What it's called. I want to say Capri blue. It's
a so good they have good sorry.
Speaker 2: So she gave it to somebody else and another birthday
and I was like, oh, I like that and she
was like, okay, well I know what to give you
from my closet.
Speaker 3: That's nice that you get to pick what gift you want. Yea,
what regift you want?
Speaker 2: Another girl got a got a necklace that I thought
was really cute.
Speaker 1: So I told the giver of that one.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I really like that necklace and
she was like, good, I know it to get you.
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Speaker 1: Sweet Sadie baked me a cake. Oh I know, and
it was so good. That's so cute.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: She made me a really nice like chocolate cake. Oh
she's a little baker. She is cake she is.
Speaker 2: Do you remember years ago I did this like for
her birthday or a Christmas gift.
Speaker 1: I got her this like Yolanda Cake bake a cake.
Speaker 2: Remember, I think it was COVID because she was watching
a lot of these videos and it was so much
for that camp and it was live, and so I
bought it for her.
Speaker 1: I forgot how much it was.
Speaker 2: And then the bad part about it was, so you
buy the thing and you're like, oh, that's kind of affordable,
a great gift. I'm like, Hey, you're going to your
favorite YouTuber, Yolanda's baking camp and it's on this day
from this time to this time. And she was so excited.
But then they send you a list of all the
things you need to buy.
Speaker 1: I got and I was like, oy, we.
Speaker 2: We have to buy that because they're like, we're going
to be making this cake and you need uh diamond
shaped oh blah blah blah, it's made of titanium whatever.
Speaker 1: They're like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: God? I need all these things to be available at
home goods, right or no?
Speaker 1: Thank you? So you have to Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be like stuff at the grocery
store you'd have to get well that too, but you have.
Speaker 1: To get like too no specialized like cake pans and
certain shapes and like.
Speaker 2: Uh tools that you know, this this frosting tool and
this kind of cookie cutter, and it was like it
was so much stuff I spent. I really believe I
spent like probably hundreds of dollars because I couldn't get
away with it because she was already now excited about it.
I tried to cut corners, but it's like I think
she was kind of young.
Speaker 1: She might have been like ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like, oh, are we just gonna be
like we'll skip that cake, you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. Tried to get the cheapest version of all
these things, some of the things you had to order online,
and then of course she has versions of it only
available on our website.
Speaker 1: That's where they get you that.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she made me a cake, which is really sweet.
Speaker 2: And then what I wanted to do for my birthday
was just stay home, order Indian dude, and then a watch.
We watched A Star is Born. Oh Bradley Cooper version.
I love that movie. It's so good, so good.
Speaker 3: There was something about that song when I saw them
sing it together and she came on stage and she
belted it out. I like something in my body just
like where I just started like tearing up.
Speaker 1: I just love that movie.
Speaker 2: She's underrated for this acting prepare I know she did
a great Yeah, she did a great job. He did too,
two of them. Yeah, I gotta watch that movie again.
I really loved it. She had never acted before. I
think this was my now acting brands. She was so
scared and Bradley Cooper, you know, just saw her star quality.
I read that he saw her perform the song love
Villon Rose. Huh Somewhere I said that so French lo'
vian rose and while eating a classan and he was
like enamored with her and saw her for the role.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: And then I saw like a YouTube video where she
was performing and he came on stage and saying with
her that like surprised the audience when she was in concert.
I just those two together was just like chemistry, was
I know, off the chain. What did you think of
the casting of her dad Andrew days Clay.
Speaker 2: It was so funny because so John had never seen
the movie before. Oh yeah, and by the way, he
didn't love it, But okay, he's hard to please. And
I'm telling you when I first saw it, so Elbe
was like thirteen because she's twenty. I think it came
out in twenty seventeen, so she was about twelve thirteen
years old. Anyway, I remember at the time it started
winning all these awards and John was like, oh, I
want to I'm interested. I kind of want to see it.
And as time went by, like I think he forgot
about it. And I always thought like, this is going
to be too basic for him, right, like he's going
to have notes. It's so funny because Adam doesn't watch
those kind of movies. But at the time I told
him watch this song, watch this performance, and I thought
he would get a reaction, and he was like, it's
kind of a ditty's of a song. It's kind of
like a like a simple song or something like that.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what what is okay, We're headed
for divorce now for sure? Give you like I don't
know just the words, the lyrics, the way she felt,
I mean, it was just and he was just like, yeah,
it's all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like it's kind of basic.
Speaker 2: John used to say, remember how much I loved Jonathan
Brook we had her on our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In fact, John used to be like, well, she doesn't
have any songs that like have a hook.
Speaker 1: It's all hooks. What are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I can listen to those songs one hundred times in
a row and I get tired of them.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, but they need a hook, like they
take too long.
Speaker 3: I'm like, right, every he's got an opinion and musicians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then Sadie's taken over how Elba used to
be kind of like a sociopath and have like no
feelings until she saw Airbud years ago and cried.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now Sadie's like, mom, are you crying? I'm like, yues,
I'm fucking crying. Yeah, just killed himself. What's wrong with you?
You're not crying. That's the real problem, Isn't that weird?
Natalia was like that too.
Speaker 3: The only the first time she cried was it was
the Richard Gear movie and it was based on true
story with a dog it's got one.
Speaker 1: Hiko yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: And the fact I will not see that movie, Oh
my god, I will. I'll need a year of therapy.
Speaker 3: She would not let it go, like at the end,
I guess I can't remember. But the dog kept showing
up weight because he passed away dog for like nine years.
Speaker 1: And she's like nine years. She's like seven years old,
nine years. She just showed up for nothing.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's what you cry about, huh like
and then yeah, no, no emotion for other stuff, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that was Albie with the air bud thing. I remember.
Speaker 2: The scene was that the boy had to tell the
dog like, go away, go away because he thought the
dog was he was trying to save the dog, but
the dog was trying to go with him and would
have into the wall. I can't remember exactly how it was,
but basically he was like having to pretend to be
mad at the dog and go.
Speaker 1: Get away from me, go away bad, you know.
Speaker 2: And Albie was, oh my god, like sobbing mess and
I was like, huh that's what it takes, huh right,
And then really for years after that, now.
Speaker 1: I get turned back off right right, So funny people
dying of cancer, people children.
Speaker 3: Right, nothing, nothing, well, airbud airbudy, that's what it takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we watched that and it was really nice. And
then Elbe bought me a lip plumper of a fente
lip plumper with my money.
Speaker 1: That was the thing.
Speaker 2: Is. I was like, oh, you got me a present
with my money.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I didn't say it right, but I was like, LB,
you really.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have me. You can't afford this. And she was like, mom,
I got a little bit of money.
Speaker 1: From tours and I really I know you love your
lip plumper.
Speaker 3: It was very kid's cute. Isn't that by fenti is Rihanna? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was cute.
Speaker 1: I know. It was very cute of her. So tell
me about your party.
Speaker 3: So my party was on July fourth. Well, it was
in Santa Rosa and that's when you weis it. We
talked about it last week, but you weigs it on
the thing and it says the address is Santa Rosa.
Any it was forty five minutes from my house. So
my girlfriend Dawn came over that day with all of
her presents and then we ubered from there and then
Suzanne and her boyfriend came from their house.
Speaker 1: Anyway, beautiful house. They just moved into it.
Speaker 3: He built it by himself, you know, like, you know,
laid everything out. I've never I've known Glenn for forty years,
I've never seen him do construction. And it was like
his dream house that you know, him and his wife
been married for a long time.
Speaker 1: Their daughter is the same age.
Speaker 3: They have a daughter the same age as my twins,
and just a really cute family. He's got four kids,
three daughters and a son. And it was like all
my old school friends that we went to Vegas with
went out there and minus the guy I talked about
on or No, I didn't even talk about him I
talked about on the Regular show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, minus him. So it was nice. It was really sweet.
Speaker 2: How did he get he was everybody just in agreement
that that guy should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody talks to him anymore. So since nobody's talked
to him in Vegas. Oh wow, so it's that bad. Yeah,
And nobody really talked to him before Vegas except for Glenn,
and Glenn felt bad and invited him, and then now
after that Glenn doesn't talk to him either.
Speaker 2: But he was an asshole in Vegas. Anyway, it was
really nice.
Speaker 3: He built his wife like a chicken coop because she
always wanted chickens. So it's like, got a big piece
of property. I mean to see my friend that had
nothing growing up and then built his own business airplane
does airplane parts and be successful and then have a
such a nice relationship with his wife, Like it's just
watching you know. He would call me and tell me,
like he'd go to work and then he'd go to
the construction site and then his wife Brandy, like they
work together as a team, you know, or and they'd
go home. They she'd prepare dinner and he'd cook dinner.
And I mean, just like of a movie, like you
would never it's such a success story, you know, and
it just really made me happy to see. And uh,
it just was like I told him, I said, when
you go when you do construction and you're building a house,
it can be hard on a marriage.
Speaker 2: But they got along great. They were a team and
you know what I mean, like how it should be.
Speaker 1: They have to move out at some point. Then they
they moved out of that old that old house.
Speaker 2: They sold it and then they just moved into their
dream house that they built.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: At least they didn't have to move out wall of
the constructions, right right.
Speaker 3: Still it's the hard part, yes, and there's still some
there is still some work to be done. You know,
there's always work to be done when you move into
a new house. But he did a great job and
his kids are awesome. I got to meet his kids.
I haven't seen him in years since they were little babies.
And you know, it was nice because I walk into
the kitchen and his in laws are there, and I
don't know his wife that that well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I talked to her on the phone more.
Speaker 3: You know, I haven't seen her in years really, and
his his her parents were like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lynette, we've heard so much about you.
Speaker 2: The in laws were so welcoming and like, you know
that they've heard so much about me.
Speaker 3: And all of our friends that were there. It was
just a really beautiful day and it was fun. And
then I have a little Patreon that we'll talk about.
And don spent the night. My two kids were in
Newport Beach for the night. It's weird. All the kids
in our town go to Newport every Fourth of July.
They went last year too.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's some families in our neighborhood that have
houses in Newport.
Speaker 1: And I remember that I spent a few days down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did last year, and so they were down
there together, which was cute.
Speaker 1: And and then that was it.
Speaker 2: And then you know, we were dry home in our
uber and there was fireworks like above as we were
coming home because we left at like nine o'clock and
you know, all the fireworks and stuff.
Speaker 1: But it was a great. It was a really nice day.
It was good. It was nice.
Speaker 2: The fireworks like by me. So Xander went with Lileyle Crocodile.
Yet they went to a park near where Lyle lives
and there were fireworks there and then the mom Anna
and my friend was sending me videos because Xander was dancing,
because it was one of those things where it's just
like a free like people at a park with blankets.
Speaker 1: You know, some of those people are kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there's like an old man like with a
huge mustache, just dancing by himself, right but kind of
behind Xander. So and then there was a lady, older
lady like dancing with Sander. I'll show you the lady
later and okay, so she sends me these videos like
three and then she's like they're still dancing like that lady.
Speaker 1: Is still trying to dance with my hand.
Speaker 2: This lady was probably like in her like early seventies,
you know, but wearing like kind of a tight dress, right,
but like dancing up a store and I was like,
oh Lord, and she was like, yeah, they're still going.
Oh my God, made me the video. So the next
day in the mor I don't know, I was in
my living room and on the coffee table there was
like a business card like Kim somebodying something and I
was like, whose business.
Speaker 1: Card is this? Xander goes the lady that I was
dancing with her card? What does she do? What's her business?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But she was I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: It was something like not consequential, but like, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Sounds like something my mom would do.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like Ellen Paradise would go to the
park right at Warner That's where it was. That's where
it was. Yeah, in her park, she'd go dancing there. Yeah, yeah,
that was her thing. It's probably my ghost of my mom.
I was like, oh no, Xander was just laughing.
Speaker 1: And then what did the other kids do? The other kids?
Speaker 2: So Sadie had a couple of friends over. We were
at Julie's party, and we came home kind of early,
and then I had to go get Xander.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: The reason I was going to tell you that is
because the fireworks were so crazy everywhere, and when Xander
wanted to pick up it was like the height of
fireworks happening.
Speaker 1: It was like going out into a war, really know.
Speaker 2: Everywhere I drove, I was on the one O one,
it was like there were fireworks on all sides of me.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: That's what we were driving home into. Yeah, it was everywhere
off the freeways. Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I know, it was sort of cool, but it was
also a little just a little like disconcerting.
Speaker 1: That's just sparks every everywhere.
Speaker 2: I was like, can any of these like fall on
the freeway, And then I thought, well, obviously not, because
that would have happened then by now, right, I would
I'm not going to be it's not going to be
like a lightning strike, Like, oh my god, this crazy
thing happened right right. Stephanie Wilder Taylor's car was struck
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Speaker 1: So listen to this. Yeah. Last week I was saying like,
oh that I wanted to try to get Xander's band guyline, yes,
a gig. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners messaged me and was like, hey,
not for nothing, but my husband books a night there
for comedy I want to say, or for the open
mic night.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And she was like, let me see if I can
get the guy's name who books the bands?
Speaker 1: Oh where at Corbin Bowl? Oh oh that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So because that's what I was saying, I was like,
Corbyn Bowle has like they have bands there.
Speaker 1: I want to try to get him a gig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so she sent me the information and she
was like, do your mamager thing.
Speaker 1: So I sent an email and I was just like
I was like, hey, listen, I go. I love Corbin Bowl.
Speaker 2: I've seen bands there before, and I was wondering what
your booking process is because my son's band has been
playing around and.
Speaker 1: Whatever, you know, said the thing.
Speaker 2: I said, he's played several gigs and anyway, what's the
booking process?
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So like two days go by and I get a call.
I get a call or a message or whatever. I
guess an email email and he goes, hih, I got
your email.
Speaker 1: Can you call me? I have some questions? Whoa Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was like, first of all, I got nervous
because it's that thing that we get right, like we
have some questions, like we're going to question my credibility,
like or how'd you get my you know, I mentioned
the person who gave me the information, but I was like, uh, oh,
are you going to question whether I'm like good friends
with that person?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like a friend of mine, you know,
told me whatever. Anyway, so he called I call and
I really did. I got like a little bit nervous.
I was like, oh, he's like, can you call me?
He gave me the phone number, so I called and
then uh he goes, oh yeah, so hey, well are
they available? Is the band available next Friday? And I
was like, uh probably, And then he goes okay because
I have a cancelation and I really like are they
so they've been they have experience they've been playing, and
I was like, totally Generation Fest. Have you heard of it?
They basically headlined after the beat Buds. I don't know
if you know that band, pretty big band. Yeah, I
don't know if you know the promoter, Patrick Hickey, but
he's pretty kind of.
Speaker 3: Some open for LOXI yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, he was like, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: If they're available, and I and then I really tried
not to sound dumb, you know, I was like totally yeah,
So like do they need to bring, like right now.
Speaker 1: What do they need to bring?
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, what do we have? Yeah, sound system,
they're instrument like and I was like totally yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll course, I mean, all the bookings they get, like yeah,
it's just so the usual, right, the usual. But he goes,
you're gonna bring some people because he oh and then
he said, he goes, yeah, so the headliners apparently it's
not very easy. Like I guess I just hit him
at the right time because this place is booked like
a few months in advance. It turns out, and I
guess the bands that are playing there are kind of
bigger bands, And he goes, I have to tell you
I have to pay them a bunch of money for
the bands, but whatever I have left, I will I
will pay them something. Oh and I was like, I
didn't expect that. I thought you do it for free.
Well that kind of makes sense, yeah, I know, but
I was like, okay, yeah, I go sure, Like that's great.
Whatever you can pay him, I go, we'll consider it
an audition.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you know it is.
Speaker 2: See guyliner get a feel for what they do. And
he's like, can they do thirty minutes? I was like,
of course. So what I'm saying is, if any of
you guys live in the San Fernando Valley, show up.
Speaker 1: I'm to Corbin Bowl Friday night at eight o'clock. Really.
In fact, I'll put a link for the tickets. It's
fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2: I'll put a link in the for crying out loud
on our page in case you want to buy tickets.
Speaker 3: Dude, Stephanie, what if he gets like this gig where
they're playing every week.
Speaker 1: I mean, it'll be amazing. He's so excited. I oh,
what did he say?
Speaker 3: Oh? Right, they're good. They're very good. I saw them.
They're great, They're so cute. They're gonna I think they're
gonna win over the crowd.
Speaker 1: Because you know, it's cute.
Speaker 3: It's nice when you see these young kids on stage
like performing.
Speaker 1: I know their drummer literally is a freshman in high school. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was really funny because the thing says eighteen
and over.
Speaker 1: And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, when he sent me the info and I was like, hey,
so the eighteen and over thing, I was like, how
hard and fast a rule is that? Because you know,
these guys are in high school. I don't know if
because I don't know if he took it in when
I originally was like, they're a high school right band
that they met at a performing arts basically anyway, I
don't know if he thought like I just said, they
formed in high school. But anyway, So I was like,
and a lot of their friends that would come see
them would be maybe seventeen.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, it's totally fine. It's all ages.
I just have to I just have to put that.
Oh nice, Oh okay cool. And then Xander started promoting
it and he was like, mom, it says it's eighteen
and over. Some people are asking and I was like, yeah, yeah,
that's just what they have to say right, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so cool.
Speaker 3: I know, look at him, Go, man, I did that.
You did that. You're a mama year now.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, I'm going to get these
guys some gigs. That's great.
Speaker 2: So then the other thing that I feel like I
accomplished and the moms and dads out there can back
me up on this.
Speaker 1: So you know how I've been like, Lbie, that bitch
needs to get a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right before she starves our whole family, like with
her buying tickets to Hard Summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I had been bugging her about it, and I
have been withstanding. I don't want to say she gives
me dirty looks, but she gives me a little bit.
I'm like, so, what's happening on the job front. So
we sat down and I told you this last time.
I think she had applied for some jobs. Yes, didn't
hear anything. There's this one restaurant and I'm not going
to say the name of it because she don't need stockers,
but where her friend had worked there last summer, and
I was like, ask your friend how you can get
a job there? Like, yeah, I know she doesn't work
there anymore. So she's not going to be able to
be the best reference, but like she must know somebody
that works.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she was like, Okay, ask my friend one of
her roommates from last year who she's very close to.
And she was like and she said she'll ask her
friend who got her the job. So I was like great.
But then, you know, Elbe didn't follow up right. So
and you know these kids, they're forgetful, their potheads. You know,
they're not on it right. You got to be in.
Speaker 1: Their face all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, Elbie, you do not understand how the
world works right now, Because I was like, so what
did she say? She's like, she hasn't gotten back to
me yet, and I was like, you need to text
her again, right, So she and then she gave me
a little bit of attitude and I was like, oh,
hell no.
Speaker 1: You need to get a job. You have a lead.
You got to go after it. This is a hot lead. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Her friend was like, yeah, I got you. This is
how it went. Her friend was like totally, I'm going
to ask my friend. Then she didn't hear anything. So
then I was like, you need to remind her, Hey,
did you ever ask your friend so she was like okay, hey,
and I was like okay, not like do it now? Yeah,
you know how I am. Yeah, And she was like okay,
I'll do it right now. And I was proud of
myself for not trying to be her best friend, trying
to be a parent.
Speaker 1: So I was like okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she did it, and her friend talked to her
friend talked to the other friend and guess what, she
got a call from the restaurant and she has an
interview to day. We're recording on a Monday, so this
is your found. She has an interview in one hour.
Speaker 1: Oh right now, right, so they're hiring too that you
know it's.
Speaker 2: A big restaurant, right, and it's just for a hostessing job.
And now it's really cute because she's really nervous.
Speaker 1: So we were a role playing like a couple of
questions they could ask.
Speaker 2: She's get girl, you're overqualified for this job. You've been
working at a job for three years. I've can a
hostess at a restaurant. Yes, maybe if you were trying
to get a server job, you probably couldn't because it's
hard these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to work your way up, right.
Speaker 2: I was like but all I have to do is
memorize where all the tables are and be like a
front facing customer, service oriented person, which you are.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Natalia did it and it was easy. Was fine.
The kids.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have a couple of girlfriends. Their kids
are home for the summer.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 3: They're all trying to apply, like Senny's been applying. It's like,
it's really hard for them to get a job, especially too,
when they're only in town for like a couple months
and then they have to leave.
Speaker 2: You know, I told LB, you do not say this
is just for the summer, right, I said, if they ask,
you say, actually I would love to be Yes. When
I go back to school, i'll have less availability, but
I would love to come pick up shifts on weekends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she could. Yeah. I was like, and then
if you can't, then you quit. But if you can't,
I was like, but you might want to pick up
a few shifts during the n Yah. She might enjoy
it like her other job. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus, this place has a lot of outdoors, so I
have a feeling that they need more help in the
summer anyway. Yeah, because there's a lot of like people
sitting outside. That's a great she got a good That
was a good lead, I know. And then my other
friends were like, oh, she should try this place and
this place is opening, and I'm like, let's just you
know what. The way Elbie's mind works is just like
you're if they offer her a job, she'll she'll take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't want to go try to write, she
doesn't want to walk in this cold call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's all all scared about the job interview. But
I was like, this is so perfect because this is
no stakes.
Speaker 1: You're going to get this.
Speaker 2: They're going to like you, I said, And that's practice
for when you have an actual interview for a place
you really want to work, You're not going to feel
so rusty.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, that's good. I know.
Speaker 3: I have a little update about Phil Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course, so he doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1: He needs to get a.
Speaker 3: Job, does because he's cost freaking cost me a lot
of money with these surgeries.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Yes, so he had to have surgery last week. When
I left here, the doctor called and said he does
have something now that's showing up, and I think we
just need to get in there and find out what's
going on. He's not feeling better, so you know, I said, okay,
go for it. Within thirty five minutes, I get a
call from the nurse and she's like, he's done.
Speaker 1: He's sewing him back up.
Speaker 3: He had something in them and when you come pick
him up, the doctor will give it to you because
he put it in a baggie.
Speaker 1: And so it's I think I sent you a picture
of it. It did. It's it's hard to describe.
Speaker 3: It's like a shape like a light bulb, okay, and
it's the size of a small light bulb, a small
light bulb, but it's plastic. It's black plastic, and it
had grooves. So it's like something if you bought, like
ikea furniture or something and they give you the handle
of a nightstand and you screw it in. It's like
something like that, or off of an end of a
handle or a mop or I don't know. I have
no idea where it came from. The kids don't know.
It's not something like I would have had around my
house that he would have pulled off of something maybe
on his hikes or on his walks. He just swallowed
it because that's the kind of shit he does.
Speaker 1: But now I'm scared.
Speaker 3: Because I can't he can't be trusted, you know, like
if I'm taking him on a walk, or if I
take him on a hike and I'm not you know,
watching him twenty four to seven, he could pick up
something and swallow it like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting him a muzzle. I think that's a
good idea.
Speaker 2: I think I have to just when he's on a
walk or doing something where you can't.
Speaker 3: Write, he just can't be trusted. And I ordered it.
He's not going to like it very much. No, No,
he's going to be an asshole. He's probably not going
to want to walk. I know, Phil, it's going to
be interest. But when I put it on him and
we start to walk, I can see it already. He's
probably gonna stop and not want to walk and look
at me like what the hell's on my face?
Speaker 1: But it's for him.
Speaker 2: Is there a way to get like a really loose
muzzle so that it just they can't like open their
mouth all the way, but that it's not.
Speaker 3: Like, well, yes, my friend Jen takes you know, she
has a dog walking business and she takes dogs on hikes,
and she's like, you know, we have a couple dogs
that eat stuff, so they do wear and it's very
they can drink water and stuff like that, and it's
it's loose, and.
Speaker 1: It doesn't She's like, they don't. They seem to get
used to it.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna have to get used to it because
he just, I mean, I cannot believe what I found,
what he pulled out, what the doctor showed me. I
was like, oh my god, it's bigger than a ping
pong it's a little bit bigger than a ping pong ball.
Speaker 1: And would it wouldn't have passed on its own.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was a like plastic ball like
the size of my fist, and it was just obstructing,
just sitting in his stomach. Yeah, unbelievable, I know. But
now he's all back to normal, even though he's got
stitches and he's got the cone on his head, you know,
and he but he can't I can't take him on
a lot of exercise, so he's just you know, he
picked up my sandal the other day and rot, you know,
because he's not getting his exercise. So he's kind of
fucking with me. So I'm like trying to find you know,
I'm taking him for a little walks a little bit,
but he's not getting the exercise he needs because he's back.
He's feeling good. But he'll get his stitches out next week,
next Tuesday. So there's a there's the fill update.
Speaker 1: Ourt dogs.
Speaker 2: Man, I know, I know people's got some like yeast
on her foot. I think I told like it's she
won't stop biting her paw. And then I took a
picture of it for my friend Mitch to send to
his friend who's a vet tech. Yeah, and she was like,
you gotta do a treatment, you gotta take you got
to take her in. But also I got this spray
that we've been spraying on her and then I have
to put this little grippy sock over it so she
doesn't eat her foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not getting better.
Speaker 2: I mean I've only been doing it like five days,
but for four days. Probably need some medication or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hope they don't make us put a cone on her.
Oh God, that just makes her crazy, I know. And
to be honest, I take the cone off sometimes when
because you could just watch them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he doesn't seem to be bothered by his stomach.
Speaker 3: He doesn't. He's not like that. He's not a liquor
or a you know, he's so he's okay. But and
I saw his stitch it to the area yesterday and
it looked red and I love my vet. They were
open on Sunday and I sent them a text of
it a picture, and they're like, it's totally fine. It's
it's normal for it to be read like that. No,
as long as it's not bleeding and pussing or whatever.
But yeah, So it's funny because I talked to Wendy
last night. You know, she got that cat right right.
The cat's driving her fucking nuts. So now I'm like, oh,
hell no, I don't know if I want a cat.
She loves the cat, but like the thing wakes her
up in the middle when she's sleeping.
Speaker 1: It's witching hour for the cat. Oh no.
Speaker 3: And she doesn't even want to get out of bed
to pee because as soon as she gets up, the
cats attacks her head, like scratches at her hair, like
bites her little ears, or like gets on her toes
if anything's sticking. So she gets out, she goes to
the bathroom, she runs back, she puts the covers and
then she puts like just a little hole so she
could breathe, and then the cat like sticks his paw
and the hole on her lips.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Like I said, I had a few.
Speaker 3: The cat was like on good behavior in California, and
then once she got to Chicago, it's like all hell
broke loose.
Speaker 1: And you don't really hear about people training cats, no,
and get like a cat behavioralist, right, like okay, we
got really show the cat who's alpha exactly.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, And he does things like he trips
her down, like when she's walking down the stairs.
Speaker 1: He did this at our house too, to kill her.
Speaker 3: She walks down the stairs and it literally like a
like goes over on her feet like trips, tries to
trip her and then she she didn't kick them, and
she like swiped him away and he like like rolled and.
Speaker 1: She's like, nah, you like it.
Speaker 3: It's funny, but she's that she she loves the cat,
but it's it's she's like it's worse than a toddler
because at least the baby sleeps at night.
Speaker 1: This cat's up all night. Well is it a kitten.
Speaker 2: It's still a kid a kitten, So is that it's
going to be a good like, yeah, she looked at
up puppies.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a puppy. He's still a kitten for like,
I think two years, the first two years they say, oh, no,
I know. So if anybody has any advice, because because
I was like, yeah, you know, like when Phil gets
like that, you take him for a walk and you
tire them out.
Speaker 1: But what do you do with a cat? Cat? Do
you tie your a cat out?
Speaker 2: Also, it's really hard to know what your cat's temperament is.
I'm assuming I'm not a cat person, but like, right,
like what if she just got an asshole cat? I
and that's it. Yeah, it's not going to grow out
of that, right, it's just a bad cat.
Speaker 1: Right, that's I know.
Speaker 3: But everything she's raining, it's kind of normal what the
cat's doing.
Speaker 1: But uh, it's just like I.
Speaker 2: Go to worst case scenario, I know. And that does
not sound normal. That sounds like your cat hates you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it. It sounds like the.
Speaker 2: Cat's got it out for her, right, Yeah, I feel
like she should just get another cat so that they
can play each other.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: It doesn't it's not always trying to attack her. Let
them attack each.
Speaker 3: Other, right, but then what if they both attack her.
She's got two against one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, then there's a murder happens.
Speaker 2: That's a dateline that I would for sure want to
watch it, watch it, not just listen. Yes, yeah, yeah,
speaking of like bad stuff, before we go, we should
address the fact that, first of all, the thing that
happened in Texas, yes, god awful, and I have a
are are people that do shout outs. I was listening
to the news on the way over here, and I
got a charity.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm sure we have some people that listen
that are out in Texas and our hearts go out
to you guys, and let's give them, yea some love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can help. Jacob Crowley does shout outs
for charity, you know, for charity.
Speaker 1: Yes, thanks, we love you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I have one that is directly helping. It's called
the Community Foundation dot net Okay, and they are local helping, yes,
like boots on the ground helping the community that it
has been devastated by these floods.
Speaker 3: I can't even the local charities from what I'm hearing,
is the way to go.
Speaker 2: And yeah, this is absolutely local and they they're a
foundation that normally gives money to other like grants, but
they're using the money and the funds directly to help
victims and help with the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so tragic. It happened like so fast. Yeah,
it's really sad. But yeah, so that's thank you, Jacob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and on Friday's episode, I'll tell you about what
I can't tell you too many details, but i'll talk
about like what you might have seen on my Facebook
wall that and I will have done that on Thursday. Okay, yeah, okay,
But before we wrap completely, let's say hi to our
people like Dick frolicks Her and Kelly Laddie, don Nikki
call your girl, and Elizabeth Williamson's got a lot of kids,
Rita's got a bascinette full of kids, and Polly, we
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Missy and Gabby and Sean voj pay is hot as
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I appreciate it.
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She'll gas up that man and put a diaper on
and help you out.
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all the coughing. You're like Lenette over here. Aaron is
a dirty Sanchez Jennifer, get up, Sandra.
Speaker 2: It's not easy being green. Athena. We love your lipstick.
Stephanie's a stinker wrinker. Ashley so chic, Christa get the strap?
Can you make me want shoop oop oop. Also, if
you want to get some jewelry, especially a gift for
your fella guys, great anniversary stuff from my friend Tamramello.
The business is called Gray by Tamramello.
Speaker 1: Look that up.
Speaker 2: It's an Etsy shop. Each piece is forged from reclaimed
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Speaker 1: It's really cool.
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his silver guitar tek It's really cool. Just great gifts
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little sweet sweet dogs. You know how much we love
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farm workers. They need our help. Let's let's get together.
You know you know what we need.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: My friend has a column on Medium called Unbecoming Stories
where her writing is insane. It's so good you will
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Speaker 1: Right, everybody, you're a parent now, don't f it up
that angel.