Speaker 1: I'll start to you to presents.
Speaker 2: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, off the bench.
Speaker 1: With Jacob Hester and Bob aber.
Speaker 3: I gotta come off the bitch.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abart.
Speaker 3: Y'all our number three of o TV. Hope everybody's having
a great show today. Stay warm, stay safe, and get
excited about some snow. See. This is why you need
a good neighbor. Heads up, you have a spiggott uncovered
between our houses and your water stuff isn't insulated. Okay, okay,
I'm gonna have to get him the coachry through that, y'all.
Hold on, I gotta text him back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody, make sure your pipes are covered. Make sure, yeah,
you got everything insulated. Drip your sink.
Speaker 3: You know, are you supposed to drip every uh water
producing thing like sink, showers and everything.
Speaker 5: So it's the sink, the furthest away from like wherever
your heating system is.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the only one.
Speaker 5: It's the only one I ever do.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Well, I'm a single girl that lives by herself,
so I know nothing.
Speaker 6: Probably gonna have some pipes.
Speaker 3: Well, whatever information I learn, uh, I will.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's I didn't know that. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5: So when we bought our house, the pipes were already
wrapped when we bought our house, and the I mean
the nozzle was exposed. I've never undone them. I mean
I've readone them. If like they've torn and all that,
like I've I've I've kind of like re wrapped them
one time, but they're already wrapped, so I just I
leave them wrap your round.
Speaker 3: I definitely wrapped them last year and then never unwrapped them.
So that was that was good. Open the cupboards under
your bathroom sink. Yeah, is this true?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Lonja, look you sure do know a lady.
Speaker 3: Pro tips at your dish washing washings to delay late
in the night. Okay, good enough, good enough?
Speaker 6: Uh I don't have a dish.
Speaker 3: D m T. How you messing up that bad? Did
I do the bad? I feel like I have pipescrapped, right,
I mean, you're good. Who knows? Maybe it's something embarrassing.
I don't have an idea. Uh Hey, shout out to
our guy Scott Dice, one of the most degenerate and
quite frankly horny supporters of the show, it's an absolute
madman in the chat every we know a lot of
its jokes, right, but celebrate his thirtieth the anniversary with
his wife. Shout out man. We always have great birthdays
and everything else going on with the chat, As Gregor
Mom says, someone who didn't have my pipe s bus
in the twenties and one Texas blizzard to drip my
kids just thinking bathroom saying all right, all right, goodness,
We'll continue to send your tips in uh that I
can try to use too, because you're right, that would
be the way in this in which this would become
un fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the time he's a weekend Winners tea bom.
Speaker 3: You know, guys, I don't know, man, I just I
I think it is. I'm trying not to use the
ums and the uzz and so I was just really
thinking about what I wanted to say next. And I've
just been doing this for so long that I just
didn't care about the dead air for a minute, you know.
So let's go ahead and dive in to some weekend winters.
That's how it has done. That's right. We can't have
anyone freak out out there. Okay, he's got a k
bark apologier, got too far. I'm by winning.
Speaker 1: I went here and I went there.
Speaker 3: Now, what are you doing what it takes to win
a championship?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Winning?
Speaker 2: Well, then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 3: What's that.
Speaker 7: Win the whole thing?
Speaker 3: Welcome back em Welcome back weekend winners. All right, My
first winner, Severance season two, first episode came out on Friday.
I believe I watched it last night. Before I watched it,
I engaged in fifteen minute YouTube recap, tried to remember
what happened, forgot how insane season one got, And I
would say I thoroughly enjoyed the open of season two.
The first shot, I mean like actual scene shot, this
extended sort of it's made to look like an extended
single shot. One of the more technically creative and cool
shots I have ever seen in a show. Full stop
shout out to Ben Stiller, who directs it, of some
very creative, really good work as far as the show
itself goes. Like I said, I really enjoyed the first episode.
We're a little bit on the verge though, of one
of my arguably least favorite even though I think they're
gonna do. I don't think they're gonna fall into this
trap because it does feel so obvious. But one of
my least favorite parts of some shows you think about
loss they're kind of known for doing this is where
you set up all these great mysteries. But then you
keep doing more and more mysteries, you know, you like,
we need answers. Eventually everything's to move forward, and I
think we're going to get that. But I still, even
though it was kind of a resetting of the table,
in many ways, I thoroughly enjoyed episode one. Cannot wait
to enjoy this show week by week with y'all.
Speaker 6: It's a drama, yes, okay, I would say so.
Speaker 4: I love whenever people that are expected make great shows
like that, like Ben Stiller, he's usual you think of
like comedies or whatever. And even Adam Scott, Yeah, I
think Parks and Reck when I think about him, so,
like or the on Step Brothers, the brother Derek on
Step brother.
Speaker 6: Like, that's what I think of. So whenever you got
them doing.
Speaker 3: This is definitely I love it. Yeah, this is his
biggest is anything? I mean, No, Amy Pohler is the
main character in Parks of reck right, King Adams, it's
kind of but this is his biggest leading leading man role.
He's having to do a lot of the carrying of
the show, and I think he's Yeah, I think I
think I think he's I think he's nailing it. So again,
I'm really excited to see the show goes from here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I love stuff like that, Like Todd Phillips
did the Hangover and then he did the Joker, Yeah,
which is cool but.
Speaker 3: Great range they needed the Joker too, And I still
haven't seen it. I may watch it just I almost
have to watch it for the wreck aspect. It's so bad.
We'll see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my weekend winner is Jada Daniels. Just amazing stuff
that he's doing now as a rookie, and I just
continuously am impressed by how calm, cool and collected he
always is. I know we talk about it all the time,
but it's genuinely so impressive. Like I don't know how
you can just lock in like that all the time
and just not even think about the fact that you're
in an NFL playoff game right now for the first time.
The thing to get into your conference championship game, Like
it's absolutely insane two hundred and ninety nine yards two
touchdowns yesterday.
Speaker 3: One of the stories that's making the rounds now that
we've talked about extensively in the past is the VR
training that Jaden Daniels Dones does. Remember that l she's
at the forefront of where they had the two German
I think they're brothers, but they have the two Germans
who came to LSU with this idea. They really leaned
into it. In fact that Jade and Daniels started to
do it extensively is when he had that crazy rise
kind of post missif he stated the year when everything
started to click and again it's because he trains in
these virtual reality settings, but he turns up the speed
so he's basically it's no different than like resistance training
or something right or no, you know what it's like.
You're warming up in the on death circle. You put
weight on your bat, so when you take the weight off,
you swing the bat faster. He speeds up how fast
he's asked to process it in virtual reality, so in
theory when he gets to the game that it is
slower for him, and well it appears to continue to
be working. Remember I'm not the one telling you that
Jen Daniels said this made a huge difference. Almos says
he thinks of your people, husband White there go, So
I'm not the one that Jaden himself has said that
it has made a massive difference. Yes, so Weekend Winners,
German Virtual Reality.
Speaker 5: We getting within it.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be Josh Allen. Not only does he advance
to the AFC Championship, he gets revenge on the Ravens
who beat him in the regular season, but he also
may have wrapped up his first NFL MVP award. A
lot of people said the winner of this game was
going to win that award. We will see if that
ultimately happens, but he certainly put himself in the driver's seed,
and he has one win away from his first Super Bowl.
He potentially gets to go in and get some payback
on the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes who beat him in
that overtime game a few years back, so we can
win it for me.
Speaker 3: Josh Allen probably still the most insane playoff game I
think I've seen in my adult life. Yeah, where every
subsequent touchdown that was scored at the end of that
instant classic was more and more improbable. Air Ahead feels
like a huge factor here, though. If Josh Allen could
go in and get the win there, well, then the
Demons will finally be off of his back and they should.
Like Buffalo feels like the better overall team, but the
Chiefs feel inevitable.
Speaker 5: Josh Allen certainly played the best he's ever played, and
yes they're sixteen and two. For some reason, everybody keeps
saying the Chiefs seem more beatable just because they're not
the dominant team. So if Josh have ben, yeah, like
if Josh was playing as well as he is, and
if you want to say the Chiefs are quote unquote
vulnerable or how vulnerable they are, I mean, this might
be Josh Allen's best shot to get it done.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have another week in Winner guys chat,
Brian Bird says weekn Winter, Scott Dice wife for putting
up for twenty years.
Speaker 4: I agree, we can loser and then winner again. Everybody
who's a TikToker because it was banned and then it
wasn't and then now it's back. But if you deleted
the app when it was banned, apparently you can't get
it anymore. So I don't know who's gonna take over
Tigers one hundred point seven the Tigers TikTok because I
don't have it.
Speaker 3: You delete it, You deleted the app.
Speaker 6: I delete it.
Speaker 4: I post what I have to post on it, and
then I delete the app, and then I just re
downloaded when I ride.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: You ap every time you have a lot of something.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's so just keep that inefficient.
Speaker 6: Look, we lost space on my phone.
Speaker 3: We lost the data wars already.
Speaker 4: It's not that I don't have space on my phone
to be keeping that app.
Speaker 6: On my phone.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: That and I don't get on it anyway, so I
just don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't scroll it either. I use it. I do
like how easy it's editing software is good, but sheesh,
it seems like such a hassle.
Speaker 6: I don't have space on my phone.
Speaker 3: How do you download?
Speaker 6: I just delete another app and then.
Speaker 3: Clear out the crust you need to clear. Just just
set your phone like my phone basically just automatically now
deletes but like uploads the pictures and videos to the clouds, right, yeah, yeah,
so you're good then and then and then you have
you have room on I I don't you do you?
Speaker 6: Let's just move on there.
Speaker 3: That's crazy though, that's crazy, though.
Speaker 6: I have my reasons. I don't think it's crazy. Five reasons.
Speaker 3: There's something going on beyond the happy talks about there
is there is something.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: It's amazing things up there.
Speaker 5: Yesterday early yesterday, I'm sitting there and.
Speaker 3: Playing the caps. I love this. Ryan Smith says, the
long is playing the Saints cap games.
Speaker 5: Kick it down the road.
Speaker 3: Absolutely true. It later just shuffle the balls and the
cups and move it all around. Just shuffle them around.
You never know what's gonna happen. Oh man, I do
read this too. Set text to auto delete.
Speaker 4: After month, texas at some text.
Speaker 3: Threads and like you'll probably sometimes you're like, oh my god, no,
I need that one thing from eight months ago and
now I can't find it. But like it's not that
big of a deal. Good.
Speaker 5: I have a weekend loser that Bob is going to enjoy.
As you know, t Bob is not a Cowboys fan.
With the Washington Commanders making the NFC championship, every NFC
team has made the NFC Championship more recently than the
Dallas Cowboys. They were talking about it last night, saying, oh, well,
you know, Dallas, all the NFC East teams have made
it more recently than them, and I kind of went looking.
I'm like, wait a minute, No, it's every team in
the NFC, so one the only teams in the NFL
to make it less recent than the Cowboys, the Miami Dolphins,
and the Cleveland Browns. So you're in a league company.
Bang up, job, Jerry, We really appreciate it, dude. Just
continuously trending in the right direction.
Speaker 3: Normally, your Cowboys sucks takes are always a bit of
a reach, and this one maybe isn't not that because
of bitually s you know, they're so one of the
winningest teams over the time, maybe overall. But this is
actually pretty objectively bad. That's pretty objectively off. I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 5: The Chicago Bears have made it more recently.
Speaker 3: Fall into it at some point during the twenty years
or thirty years, however, forty you have a long that
it's been.
Speaker 5: Also even worse. If Washington wins the Super Bowl, Commanders, Eagles,
and Giants will each have at least one Super Bowl
since the last time you made the NFC Championships.
Speaker 3: As a man, I care what you do. Alandra, your
body my choice. You gotta download that app A longa
sorry told us that. I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that app's not in the app store. You can't
download it.
Speaker 3: What's crazier deleting and reinselling TikTok or not having the
Starbucks app.
Speaker 5: That's deleting and redownloading TikTok.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, here you go. Alanda Knoki says, I bet your system.
Dad is eating your phone. I had the same problem.
Hit me up, I have a fix. Yeah, okay, China
not gonna get Alundra stun.
Speaker 6: It has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Uh anything else? I don't think so
cool me neither. Right when we get back, let's talk
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Speaker 2: No, welcome back to the ninth ranked morning sports show
in America.
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to OTB T, Babylandra and Tata hanging out with you
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Noviteen would mean his time to go to Alan's talk
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like John Marty gar right around the corner. If you
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are going to be blown away. It is so good guys. Dev.
What's up brother? How you doing on this uh wintry morning?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 8: I mean this is this is really snow like John. Now,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's finally happening. Dev. How I mean, I'm trying to think,
have you have you in your in your in your
lifetime how much? Because I grew up growing up in
Georgia we were generally get like one snow day a
year in your lifetime. How much snow experience have you had?
Speaker 8: So I remember both times. First time was in two
thousand and five, two thousand and four, I think it
was two and five, right before Katrina. That's the best
way I can put you in the frame. And we
always said that because it was crazy, dude, like we
were building snow man and stuff. You know what I'm saying.
It was that much snow. And we always said once
Katrina hit was that was the sacrifice.
Speaker 7: To get snow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wanted that one magical snow day where you
can build snowmen, do snow angels, have snowball fights if
you found it somewhat of a hill, maybe even do
a little bit of sledding. But you know, everything comes
with a price, like full menophamist the law of equivalent exchange.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and the other time was two thousand and eight
or two thousand and nine, and I was in high.
Speaker 7: School, and yeah, that was a man. Both snow days
was so much fun. They really were. Like and the
thing about people.
Speaker 8: Down here, they don't know how to act when it's snows,
and that's so funny, Like it's just so funny to
watch people.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of like looking, man, everybody hates on
California for like when it rains, everything goes crazy, right,
like everything shuts down. But when you don't get rained
on all the time, Yeah, you don't build your infrastructure
to handle it, you don't spend the millions of dollars
on drainage and everything else. It's it's no different than
here when it snows, Like, yeah, we don't have snowplows
and salt and and people shovels. We don't have tires
on her chains or noduce. So yeah, it's like, of
course there's gonna be a little bit of people acting
like their heads are cut off.
Speaker 8: It's like when I used to sell cars, they used
to have like randomly, probably out of one hundred people
that walked in, you might have one person that came
in and he'd check under the huge car to see
if there was.
Speaker 7: Salt under it. I said, brother, look, we ain't rocking.
Speaker 8: Like that down here. Dude, you ain't got worried about that.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 3: Uh so what what are you gonna do on this
very special rbn R day on snow Apocalypse Eve?
Speaker 7: I have tickets?
Speaker 8: So I went to the Palace game last week and
I sat courtside with one of my sponsors.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 7: Guy in front of me owns the film are.
Speaker 8: His name's DJ, and he noticed me and gave me
two court side tickets tonight.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's go, bro. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Not.
Speaker 7: The only thing is when I said.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll say him yeah yeah yeah,
I forgot that they were playing a national championship game tonight.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I mean, but like you know, pells
are hot right now. Dev What is it three in
a row?
Speaker 1: What is it four?
Speaker 3: The last five? Maybe they're six and four in the
last ten.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's crazy crazy.
Speaker 3: Well what was the vibe like in the Smoothie King Center?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What was the crowd like? Is it all right?
Speaker 7: It was good?
Speaker 8: I mean it was it was one another game with
Zion didn't play that start, and that's why I hope
tonight that he does play. You know, I'm I'm risking pneumonia, brother,
you know what I'm saying. I'm I'm risking pneumonia to
come out there and see him. So I hope he
plays tonight. The vibe was good, man. You know, when
you see the Pels in person, you start to realize
that they.
Speaker 3: Do have a few players, well now that they're healthy,
you know, because Murphy's coming into his own like we
all thought he would. And the Beast, Yeah, Dejonte's a
beast like Herb. Well Herb's out right now, right, but
but Herb remains incredible. Uh yeah, Just this season got
buried before it ever began.
Speaker 8: Even the guy Tys was going, you know, he was
kind of getting his hands.
Speaker 7: I was like, I all right, Tys, you know Daniel Tye.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, the center that we all made
fun of her being like, oh that's the only move
you made. I mean, Meci's good the rookie, so it
doesn't matter. Hey, guess what, Pels not in last place anymore? Dude?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Who is the Jazz? I believe are now half a
game behind the New Orleans Pelicans, So we climbing towards
that Tim seed baby put us in the play in.
Speaker 7: That's crazy that the Jazz is so bad though?
Speaker 8: Don't they have waka kesla?
Speaker 7: And I'm acting like that's like a difference.
Speaker 3: Look, the Pels are only eleven game backs of Tim place. Okay,
only eleven games back. We have plenty of times this crown.
Speaker 7: You want TV ratings, you need to put the Pels
against the Jazz for the name, or like, let's just
end this, dude, first Jazz for the name?
Speaker 3: Uh wait, dev so so what what did you say? Okay,
so you're going court side tonight? Will there be a
court side with it? So that are you gonna eat
the fancy red beans before the game or are you
gonna go out of red beans for lunch today?
Speaker 8: Well? I could I could risk that and I could
be like, oh, yeah, they're definitely gonna have them in the.
Speaker 7: In the uh the quart side section, But like, what
happens if they don't?
Speaker 8: You know, I don't know, man, I just don't feel
good dependent on anything that wealthy to come through.
Speaker 7: On something so traditional, true, you know.
Speaker 8: So we'll see it'll probably be somewhat at like a
bar or something around that. But I'm not doing it
until later, which will open up a bunch more spots too,
because a lot of spots don't open up until three o'clock.
Speaker 7: Five o'clock.
Speaker 8: And these the spots that I've never went to on
the whole journey of this whole segment.
Speaker 3: You know, now, dev what about this? So I have kids,
and obviously they are besides themselves with man about potential snow.
My two wonderful producers who I love deeply, A Laundra
and Taylor do not have any children yet, and they
are both being huge curmudgeons about the snow. They're saying
it's a hassle, they hate it just turns to sluster,
not into it. They wish it wasn't coming. Uh, how
how do you? How do you feel about the impending snow? Deck.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm a pretty like.
Speaker 7: How can I explain this? You know, I'll shoot a
lot of stuff down.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, too well to be fair, dev will be
honest to a fault when it comes to how he
feels about something.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah, but snow bro, like, I mean, you
might need to loosen up a little bit.
Speaker 8: Man, go talk to I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of instead of touch grass, you need to
go touch snow. And you're gonna have the opportunity tomorrow. Okay, guys,
come on.
Speaker 8: Hey man, I'm all about sitting and stop playing the
xbox whatever, right, but I mean you gotta go. You
gotta go touch a little snow.
Speaker 3: I can't wait. I'm gonna be outside. Uh you know,
if it comes to past they still have some horrible
cynical idea that it's not going to My kids are
gonna be so sad. But if it does, I am
going to be outside all day, snowballs, snowball, snowman, snow angels,
snow every day.
Speaker 8: I feel like it's a get an academy, launch it
and hell yeah in the driveway, dude, you know, and
have you have you?
Speaker 3: Have you? Have you done? The The easy Rocker lawn chairs.
Speaker 8: No, what's that?
Speaker 3: Just like a lawn It's just like a fold up
chair that rocks and it is so nice. Dude, Oh
my god, you are truly living in style when you
pop one of those things down.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm looking at inflatable sofas right now. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: I there was. Wasn't there an Always Sunny episode where
they got very into inflatable furniture and the inflatable furniture
market and they thought that they were going to uh
create an empire. I don't know that.
Speaker 8: I think it go ahead, one thousand dollars couch for
a five hours if it's inlatable, well yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I think there's probably a reason why I don't think
it feels like the seven thousand dollars couch.
Speaker 8: I mean it's easy to put the you know what
I'm saying. Easy to get in the house. Yeah, easier
to put into the place. Dude, couches a bit.
Speaker 3: I would be sorry, I'm plugging my headphone stuff.
Speaker 8: But wait, shoot, finding the couch is tough, man.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 7: You know, I bought a few that just aren't the
one it is.
Speaker 3: It's to be fair, I've bought a couch in years.
I've just had the same couch for probably almost twenty
years now. But I'll be damned to some of my
friends who really and couch something. See that thing, couch
them you got to invest in. I do think there's
actually a pretty large return in how good a couch
feels versus how much you're paying for it. Because my
friend that I know that has the most expensive couch,
it's the absolute best couch, probably the only one that
I can sleep on. And some I don't know. Eventually
I'll dive back in, but let me know if you
end up going the inflatable I I need to because
like it feels like you'd be sitting down every time
you move around. It's like squeaking all over the place,
getting like a little hot and stinking. Maybe get like
a slow leak in there.
Speaker 6: You don't remember when they used to have those where
like the arm chairs that were inflatable.
Speaker 3: Yeah they were awful.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, okay you're actually oh no, like.
Speaker 3: I've never But but again, how far has inflatable couch
technology come In the end idea it could the game
could be improved, and I would.
Speaker 8: Have it be like cheap labor and worse well, I mean,
I mean this goes back to like the waterbed, you
know what I'm saying, Like I thought the waterbed was a.
Speaker 7: Great In fact, I was personally invented on a waterbed.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You were conceived on a waterbed. John, I've always thought
it would be incredibly awkward to have sex in a waterbed. Wow,
do you have to do you have to have like
do you end up fighting the motion of the ocean
or do you get into a flow state with the
ripples in the bed and then it's almost like you're
a b yu and it's doing the humping for you.
Speaker 8: I I just I know how this would feel completely different,
you know, instead of just doing like doggy style, like
you got surfer style, you know, and you're just like
like you're on a board.
Speaker 3: Hell right, Hey, dev what do we feel about the
Saints coaching search?
Speaker 7: I'm still bro you know, Cliff kings Very, Yeah, that's
just where I'm at.
Speaker 8: And guess what, it's getting a fifty to fifty reaction
from fans.
Speaker 7: But you know what, nobody's ever all been right, you
see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: And and Kingsbury is the guy that's still in the playoffs.
You know, it looks like Jason Daniels.
Speaker 3: Are gonna go to the Super Bowl time crazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I don't know.
Speaker 8: I mean, I just want somebody that's gonna get this
QB path planned out, whatever it is, whoever it is.
That's the main thing. We can't get a guy that's
gonna come in here and be like, yeah, no, that's
a good quarterback. Dude, like, well, we're gonna make this work.
Speaker 7: He's gonna look good in this offense. We've got to
eliminate that.
Speaker 3: Derek Carr and Mike McCarthy baby the most deeply unexciting
combo and yet probably the highest floor combo of anything
out there, maybe not the highest ceiling.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: That's the thing I'm calling all these oc the lottery
ticket ocs because that you know, maybe they're bigger, maybe
they're not, But but I don't know, we'll.
Speaker 7: See Derek Carr and Mike McCarthy. That's I know, I know,
it sounds like l nightmare, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: It's just like going to church and what going to
the DMV after.
Speaker 3: Hey, no, dude, I at my older age, I really
love the way that church sets you up for for
a good week of living. Dude, A little proud dude,
a little love. You get in the community, you get
outside yourself for a little bit.
Speaker 8: You know, you walk out the doors, like I'm not
saying because you leave in because you feel like you've
been purified.
Speaker 3: You feel refreshed. Yes, you feel refreshed, You feel a
bit rejuvenated. You have a bit more optimism about humanity
in life than you had going in.
Speaker 8: That's true, and I remember that. It's been a while,
but I remember.
Speaker 3: That feeling unless you end up, you know, with one
of those fire and brimstone services and you're like, oh crap,
am I going to hell? Damn it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's something. Yeah, there's some things that that make
you want the way which way you had it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, I know where we're headed for snow, you know,
So let's go.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I'm excited, man, I really am.
Speaker 3: But we need this.
Speaker 7: We need the snow.
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Speaker 7: Record breaking Merchais this weekend unbelievable?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, let's go. Well, I mean it's just a testament.
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to hard work, to grinding, to perfecting your craft day
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continue to do so, continue to kick ass. So that's awesome.
It makes me happy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, now we have peace. Man. Hey, by the way,
gotta do since football is almost over, got to do
an in person O t B guest appearance.
Speaker 7: Man, let's let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on down and then we can go get
some RB and R afterwards some also. Uh yeah, we
got to eventually do another pod eventually.
Speaker 8: Yea.
Speaker 3: Even though I'm just mad that the internet will never
see me smash you at naming original gin one Pokemon, I.
Speaker 7: Mean we could run that back.
Speaker 3: I was on fire to.
Speaker 8: Study pokes like you're gonna You're on a level of
knowing Pokemon that I'm just never gonna be able to
compete with.
Speaker 3: Well, I got a badass piece of artwork for my
son's room and it's tiny little models of the entire
original one fifty one. It's framed, and so I've been, uh,
I've been reperfecting my craft.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean not that you need it to but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: True true. All right, dev you have a great day. Man.
Speaker 7: All right, y'all take.
Speaker 3: Demn Snow aka Snow like John and for once he
does know something that say it was gonna be awesome.
All right, Mora to be coming.
Speaker 1: Next off the bench.
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go to Maine event batteries. First date be a good time, right,
I think it would be, Alanda, would you like it
if a guy took you to main event on your
first date?
Speaker 6: I would love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6: And you're not just saying first date.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying that because responsor the show.
Speaker 5: No, I agree, really fun.
Speaker 6: I agree, you know what, because smashed and bowling that
I don't.
Speaker 3: Look a lot of times the first dates to take
the nervousness out of the equation. It helps to have
something to do, right, whether they sit there and eat
and throw yourself into an intimate conversation. It's why on
the Batcher they have them go jump out of planes
and what because it hyper accelerates this bonding. Well, you
may not have you jumped out of planes, but you
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Go to a main event batter route today.
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and the Rizzlers munching down on a not a chicken
parm What do they call him? The chicken big which
I have never had? It said me and my lesbian
wife feeding our pug. I mean and somehow and looked.
I mean, it's just perfect. It's just perfect. A J
Big Justice do kind of look like a lesbian couple.
And I love the Rizzler. He's got a little bit
of plug energy. He does a little a little bit
of plug energy. All right, what else what we're gonna
talk about here? Guys? Sorry, I don't think coaches. Yes,
so very good threat here from Alex Dunlap. He went
into rock the Twitter AI, and he asked them to
cast SEC coaches as as actors. And here's what Groc
spit out. It is really fantastic. So first up on
the list, Shane Gillis as Josh Hippel. It is absolutely perfect.
I don't know about personality wise, but from the look.
And you know, I mean when you talk about Hollywood,
you always cast people that look like the person, but
just like a better looking version of the person. That's
gonna be a common theme I think throughout much of
this list. So Shane Gillis as Josh Hipel, love it
keeps scrolling. What we got next? Justin Timberlake as Lane
Kiffen again very Kiffin like, maybe just a little bit
better looking, absolutely perfect. Keep it going, Grock. It's kind
of scary how good AI is this. Jake Jillen Hall
is Steve Sarkisi, which you never would have thought about.
And yet does that not look like Steve Sarquiza.
Speaker 5: When when I was scrolling through this earlier I saw
the name first, I was like, Kike chilling home, but
he fits that Texas Uni. He fits it well.
Speaker 3: It's so weird. I don't think about them having similar faces,
and yet here we are. I'm staring it in the
face again, very peeped out of the day. I could
just do this so easily.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Jonah Hill as Jeff Levy. Now, both Jonah and Jeff
have lost a bit of weight, but this looks good,
very good from this single. The problem in this casting
would be Jeff Levy's one of the biggest men I've
ever seen. Jonah Hill's not that tall. Jeff Levy is
a concrete block of a man, like six or five,
just a massive individual. But still keep it moving. Let's
see who else we got. Steve carell Is Eli drinquitz yep, yep,
see it absolutely nerdy energy. Who is that as you
freeze Adams Adams Saylor? Oh my god, that's good. Well,
I'm just shit. You're not gonna get experience the measure
of football. I keep going. Let see what we got next,
Tom Cruises Brint Vinables. It works visually, but my god,
Brient Vinnables would never, ever, in a million years, justify
getting Tom Cruise cast as him.
Speaker 5: No, he's not cool enough.
Speaker 3: And also there's never going to nobody's going to make
a movie about Britt Vinnables unfortunately. And yes, to be fair,
with the high thing.
Speaker 5: You're probably right, that's probably a theme with all these casts.
Speaker 6: A little more like Ethan Hawk than Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: Oh, it does look like Ethan Hawk would have actually
been a better. Good job, Elanda Uh. Nick Offerman as
Kirby Smart. That's the biggest visual reach of of the
bunch here.
Speaker 6: But the vibe.
Speaker 3: You don't get the vibe, Nick, you know, very good vibe. Yeah,
I get the vibe. Uh. Chris Pratt as Billy Napier. Yeah,
I mean big win for Napier and that this is
like the best looking version of Billy Napier that you
could get. But I do see it with the buzz
and the strong chin, even though I think that butt
chin's a prosthetic.
Speaker 5: Well, the the eyes to Chris Prett does kind of
do the eye squin every now and then, Billy does
I have a butch.
Speaker 3: Jack Black is Mark Stoops. This is great, except again,
Mark Stoops will never be deserving of Jack Black. That
makes me sad that he has to play Mark Poops.
But Mark Poops should be your comedic relief anyway, since
he's a joke. Okay, what have we got next? Mark
Wahlberg and Shane beemer Visually No, I just don't like
this one at all.
Speaker 6: To be quite honest, would it be?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 3: Keep let's see what we got next. This is a
kind of perfect. This is a perfect Tom Hanks as
Kaitlin de Boor. If de Boor ends up being great,
he could get a movie like Tom Hanks. I never yes,
visually perfect, vibe, perfect love. Tom Hanks is killing de Boor.
Speaker 5: Also, how great is that he played Forrest Gump who
played football at Alabama?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 5: Now he's the Alabama coaching killend boor natural circle.
Speaker 3: All right, what else you got? Chris? What is Chris
Farley the only fat guy left? Due Chris Farley and
Sam Pittman's not like he doesn't even look like him
at all. They're just like, let's just get the fattest
guy we can. Come on, No, that is that is
fat discrimination right there. I will not abide by that.
What else do we go? I don't like this one either.
I don't like this Clarkley the only Clark Lee I think.
I mean, it has to be Eric Cox.
Speaker 5: I was about to say, you are decided it has
to be.
Speaker 3: Eric Andrey playing Clarkly, but whatever.
Speaker 5: Clarkley also seems super serious. I don't like the Jim
Carrey bobbs.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't feel it.
Speaker 5: And this one's this one looks great.
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell as Brian Kelly, which this is a big
w for Kelly because the vibe and the look do
not match. But everybody wants Will Ferrell to be their
head coach. That's so big win for Kelly on the
SEC coaches thread. Because I don't see it necessarily. I
do see the next one though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's the best one on the list. Just
like miase.
Speaker 3: God, he looks like Mike Alco. Dude, same nose. He
just packed a couple of pounds on John c Riley.
He'd be ready to go now. I need a Mike
Alco Brian Kelly team up movie where it's just Will
Ferrell and they need to heal that friendship. Dude. Apparently
it broke up over a showtime Yeah, because uh, who's
Adam McKay the director? They've all worked plenty in the past.
Will Ferrell really wanted to play Doctor Buss, and I
guess he feels like Adam McKay went behind his like
kind of said he would and then went behind his
back and gave it to John c Riley and I
know sad heal it. Yeah, maybe this can be the
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I mean that's basically why Taylor's saying it's going to
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Ask the bench, what would you need a preemptive pardon for?
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I don't know that I mean needing to pardon, even
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Speaker 6: A phone?
Speaker 3: Oh, a landra, nice job. I think that's probably rocket.
Ask the bench what food you make it for snow?
Probably gonna do a chili. You might pick up some lasagna,
and we're gonna do a soup of some sort. We
we're between broccoli cheddar or something else, but it's looking
like brock cheddar Magna cheddar is a good choice. Great choice.
Speaker 6: I think I'm a trial lasagna soup.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's saying that's what lasania in my mind
to be fair as benches tailor yellow.
Speaker 5: Snow uh if you mean lemon snow cones.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do. Ask the bench who would win a
free for all snowball fight? A miids the TV crew.
As much as I would like to say me, I
can't throw save my life anymore. With this bump shoulder
of mine, I would lose. I'd probably get lost.
Speaker 6: Actually I was gonna say you, but I guess not.
Speaker 3: No, I literally can't move my shoulder. Probably Jake, then
I guess Jake Taylor. I mean, I don't know how
you feel about your throat. Actually, you played softball on
you probably got to got a wicked side arm. Okay,
some near mind, maybe maybe a lot, don't buphouse. Ask
the bench rate Dexter one to ten four.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 5: If it would have stopped after season five, it'd be
about an eight.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm talking about Yeah, old Dexter got so stupid, Yeah,
so stupid. Ask the bench. Disneys were making holes with
an all female class, so they change the title something.
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