Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Jeff jeff Bizarre Adventure. I'm
Speaker 1: your host most name, Joined as always by John aka
Speaker 1: Snoop I patch Wall.
Speaker 2: It's more, it's fantastic to be here. I'm especially excited
Speaker 2: because before we started podcasting, Jeff said, let's get nasty,
Speaker 2: and I'm just so keen to see where this goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. John has made a big life change, huge moment
Speaker 1: in his life, reached another milestone on So congratulations John
Speaker 1: for closing on a video and publishing it.
Speaker 2: Well done, Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought you were going to do that.
Speaker 3: He went to his first Transformers convention.
Speaker 1: He also went to his first nude Transformers convention.
Speaker 2: It was not an okay, look, you know what, Tam.
Speaker 2: I appreciate a good a good good back and forth here,
Speaker 2: but I think we can all agree that that's that's
Speaker 2: a little lude for the tone of this podcast.
Speaker 1: Nude Transformers.
Speaker 2: He was showing everyone nude came secondary to just the
Speaker 2: love of the franchise.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's normal Transformers, but then they make the transforming
Speaker 1: sound and somehow they naked off.
Speaker 4: Everyone just takes what's that?
Speaker 1: Joined by Lucy James games.
Speaker 3: I didn't do any didn't do any Transformers conventions this weekend,
Speaker 3: but we did go to a smash room where we
Speaker 3: we got to take a sledgehammer and like smash up
Speaker 3: a bookcase in some electronics and throw some cups.
Speaker 2: Yeah this soundisfying as I would hope it would be.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, she found the most indestructible coffee cup known to me.
Speaker 3: It wasn't just me, though, because everyone tried it and
Speaker 3: insane like they just didn't smash. They were like they
Speaker 3: were made of the ceramic, but they just didn't smash. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was ridiculous. Sledgehapper, does your ship hurt like my
Speaker 3: shoulder hurts.
Speaker 1: I didn't do much I was. I was there mostly
Speaker 1: for filming. I did throw one of those cups as
Speaker 1: hard as I could, and it bounced off three walls
Speaker 1: and then came back to me and I caught it
Speaker 1: and then threw it again and it did not break.
Speaker 2: It was that's a real like. It that's a real like.
Speaker 2: It's like the coup was saying what else you got? Motherfucker?
Speaker 3: Exactly that that cup was a stand user.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they we did destroy a lot of cool things.
Speaker 4: Sounds like it sounds like you made a lot of garbage,
Speaker 4: is what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, Jeff, I mean come on there, that's
Speaker 2: like you're really really lower in the tone of the podcast.
Speaker 4: Already were starting not low.
Speaker 3: And then we're going to climb up to nasty.
Speaker 4: Remember, hey, only the only the best podcasts are nasty.
Speaker 4: I just want you to keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: We also joined by the nastiest person in Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: In Jersey Shore, I don't know what Jersey Shore where
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore is, so I know that you always it.
Speaker 4: You said it right, that's me, the nastiest of the
Speaker 4: Jersey Shore boys. How are you everyone?
Speaker 1: I'm an alien is the name of the first episode
Speaker 1: we're going to be recapping now.
Speaker 2: I like to think we have seen some strange episodes
Speaker 2: on this podcast. This is one of the fucking weirdest
Speaker 2: and little okay, okay, little little interesting bit of trivia here.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think this may be the only episode of JoJo's
Speaker 2: since Part two not expressly focused on a stand user.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, okay, So we're trying to do a little
Speaker 4: bit of like trivia to justify this episode's existence. Is that?
Speaker 2: And I think it may be the only one forever.
Speaker 4: It is so out of left field and so and
Speaker 4: such a knee jerk, like, oh my god, is this
Speaker 4: it was it? It jarred me. It was jarring how
Speaker 4: like out of sync? I was watching this episode like
Speaker 4: what what happened? Okay, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: I think we can all agree that this episode is fantastic,
Speaker 2: is so good and I love it. It's it's Gooddy
Speaker 2: helped me out here.
Speaker 3: I can't John, I promised I would never tell a lie.
Speaker 2: People hate whimsy. Do you hate the light?
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I love those things that just
Speaker 3: went present in this episode. This episode was just fucking.
Speaker 4: It's just weird. It's just weird, and it's just it's.
Speaker 2: JoJo's bizarre adventure.
Speaker 4: Get it, I get it. This wasn't an adventure though.
Speaker 4: It was just weird.
Speaker 1: And you know what the issue is?
Speaker 4: What's that tim?
Speaker 1: It sets up something very bizarre, the alien thing, and
Speaker 1: then does nothing with it the entire episode until at
Speaker 1: the end or the alien portion of it. It's just like,
Speaker 1: get on with the alien bit.
Speaker 4: I can only watch a pair of dice puke so
Speaker 4: many times.
Speaker 2: Thought that was pretty great. I think it's so you're
Speaker 2: telling me. When the alien turns into a blue cheese
Speaker 2: string man transforms into a pair of shoes, wraps himself
Speaker 2: around Joe's case feet, and they began leaping through the
Speaker 2: sky together. You just felt nothing. You just felt what
Speaker 2: a boring episode.
Speaker 4: No, Look, the the magic of this show is that
Speaker 4: just when you think you've seen it all, there along
Speaker 4: comes an episode called I'm an Alien and you're just like.
Speaker 2: Then, what what are what are we fighting about?
Speaker 4: I'm not fighting it, I am not I'm not fighting it.
Speaker 4: I'm just in disbelief and awe, and I just kind
Speaker 4: of have to shake my head about it, you know,
Speaker 4: that's all. I'm not saying it's bad. It's it's more
Speaker 4: good than it is bad. By far, by far.
Speaker 1: I thought the way it turns into a train was
Speaker 1: pretty sick. That was cool. My hope was like, oh
Speaker 1: if that if that was me, and I was just scared,
Speaker 1: I'd just be like, we should just immediately strike up
Speaker 1: a partnership and be like you can be like my
Speaker 1: power Ama, and we'll be like partners and save the world.
Speaker 2: Instead, he is like, I mean, we don't know that.
Speaker 2: That's not come.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not it's not yeah, definitively, we do know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was parts of that sentence that were.
Speaker 3: Inaccurate new opening credit.
Speaker 4: How we feel him? No, no big fan, not a
Speaker 4: fan of the breakdown.
Speaker 2: This is a very popular credits list or credits sequence,
Speaker 2: and it's not my favorite.
Speaker 4: I like the animation more than the music. I think
Speaker 4: the animation is cool.
Speaker 2: Now what they they do cool things with it, Like
Speaker 2: there's some good stuff coming and I think they polish
Speaker 2: it up in some interesting ways. But yeah, not my favorite,
Speaker 2: not my favorite opening. Some people will receive this as
Speaker 2: nothing but sacrilege.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say this to get clipped and then
Speaker 3: for all of us to get canceled for hating on this.
Speaker 4: That's fine, I'll die on that hill. What uh why?
Speaker 4: Like it's called breakdown, right, that's the thing. What is that?
Speaker 4: Like what? I didn't understand what I was seeing. It
Speaker 4: was like breakdown, breakdown, You're like what?
Speaker 3: And then there was like on the wings of something
Speaker 3: which actually sounded like a song that I feel like
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like these are the things about animes you really
Speaker 4: don't get. I really don't get, Like twenty seven episodes
Speaker 4: into a season, you're just like brand new theme song,
Speaker 4: brand new song. Yeah, I get it, but it's also
Speaker 4: just it's just so apropos of nothing. It's like, I
Speaker 4: understand everyone inside the song and the and the credits
Speaker 4: is like relevant to what's happening in the show. I
Speaker 4: just I mean, look, I think it's cool the idea,
Speaker 4: like there's no rule.
Speaker 3: All new people into the opening credits as long as
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still I'm just glad we're still got
Speaker 3: Savage Garden, you know.
Speaker 4: Of course, I mean, let's not touch Savage Card.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, of course not.
Speaker 1: Anime is Anime is kind of like the the intersection
Speaker 1: point for most of a bunch of business arrangements. Like
Speaker 1: if you're a band that's ever popular or up and
Speaker 1: coming and you wanted that like superstardom boost, you go
Speaker 1: into a popular anim me. If you're a group you
Speaker 1: know that's about to tour, you put yourself in a
Speaker 1: popular anime. That kind of stuff. So that's why they
Speaker 1: keep shaking things up with the intro and ending sequences,
Speaker 1: and plus it is also to kind of denote the
Speaker 1: start and end of different arcs, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people use anime openings that identify certain portions of a
Speaker 1: series to be like, oh this is you know.
Speaker 2: This and like a new a new op on social
Speaker 2: media is generally like a big deal, Like it's it's
Speaker 2: very god.
Speaker 3: I just want to just want to say that Jeff
Speaker 3: just like leaned his mouth against his mic and then
Speaker 3: very slightly just kind of kissed it a little bit
Speaker 3: and just did like a what.
Speaker 4: Did I do?
Speaker 3: Could you leaned your mouth the mic and then you
Speaker 3: could have pocket your lips a couple of times, just
Speaker 3: a little kiss.
Speaker 4: Did he do this? Like kissing on the cheek is
Speaker 4: my cheek, it's his thing. He was my thing. I
Speaker 4: own that. I own that he was.
Speaker 1: He was like.
Speaker 4: I think I was doing I think I think he
Speaker 4: caught me trying to like move it further away with
Speaker 4: my mouth.
Speaker 2: You were pushing you were pushing it with your lips.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know what four millimeters away would be
Speaker 4: better that it was.
Speaker 3: It was really sweet. It was just between a man
Speaker 3: and his mic.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's a very it's a good mic
Speaker 4: into relationship there, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We begin with Yoshi Hero looking for other stand users.
Speaker 1: He's got the little arrow still for some reason, and
Speaker 1: he is on the hot on the heels of a
Speaker 1: very strange looking teenager and decides that he's going to
Speaker 1: throw the arrow at him and turn him into a
Speaker 1: new stand which will be used to defend his son.
Speaker 1: So he throws this arrow, but the moment it touches
Speaker 1: this teenager, it bounces off and just goes into like
Speaker 1: a patch of grass nearby, only scratching him, which surprises
Speaker 1: Yosha hero. This kid basically deflects the arrow, which is
Speaker 1: very very strange. No one's ever done that. We're now
Speaker 1: in summer, and that means that there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of tourists in Mario too. They're coming into town
Speaker 1: to go to the beach and et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile, Joe Tarro is meeting with like a speed
Speaker 1: Wagon Foundation investigator and they're talking about how you know,
Speaker 1: the investigation is coming up a bit short. Then one
Speaker 1: night we have a cut over to Kira. He's in
Speaker 1: the house still with his weirdly now horny wife who has.
Speaker 3: Seen reignited this scene.
Speaker 2: Is it bothers me a little bit because I think
Speaker 2: something about like the animation and just storyboarding and visual
Speaker 2: direction of this scene, I think, really shit the bed
Speaker 2: and it's not a nice looking scene at all because
Speaker 2: when you read it in the manga, and I would
Speaker 2: encourage people to look up like the colored version that
Speaker 2: some people have done. It's really like just just insane looking.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drop some in the chat for you guys
Speaker 2: to see here. And I am always disappointed that this
Speaker 2: scene doesn't carry the same malevolence oh wow, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I love this scene, like in theory. I think
Speaker 2: it's such an interesting part of like the whole fucked
Speaker 2: up scenario that's happening in this house.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much it's.
Speaker 4: Troubling, say the least.
Speaker 3: Because also there's so many undertones to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like creepy. Yeah, it's creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I mean also, as we found out later,
Speaker 3: the cell is the sun.
Speaker 1: Mm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I promise, I've promise this is all going really
Speaker 2: interesting places.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I like, I'm actually more interested in that
Speaker 4: storyline totally. I mean, go back, go back, go back.
Speaker 2: This is the story, Like, this is the thread that
Speaker 2: we're gonna be one with.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Kira is practicing Corsker Call of Duty's writing, so this
Speaker 1: is the new person he's taken the body of over
Speaker 1: and he's.
Speaker 4: Like, is that the thing you gotta get?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: When was this again the nineties? People did write more,
Speaker 3: I guess I think.
Speaker 2: I think the idea Jeff is that he has he's
Speaker 2: so careful that he's done everything, so this isn't the
Speaker 2: one thing he's done. He's just at the point now
Speaker 2: where he's like, and now I will master his handwriting,
Speaker 2: which is so creepy, so so creepy.
Speaker 4: But what do you think there's like a there's like
Speaker 4: a dozen and a half things that take priority over
Speaker 4: like handwriting.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's probably done. I mean, yeah, he's trick, he's true.
Speaker 4: The handwriting, right, yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean she
Speaker 4: she certainly has said out loud like it's like he's
Speaker 4: not my husband, you know, Like I.
Speaker 2: Think she's just she's just really horny and really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just been like, wait a minute, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: disregard every warning sign and just resign myself to the
Speaker 4: fact that I love this man and I'm horny.
Speaker 1: He's been practicing the handwriting, and at the same time
Speaker 1: he's having trouble controlling his murderous impulses.
Speaker 2: He wants to murder the women outside so badly that nails.
Speaker 2: Your nails are growing. It's such an insane scene.
Speaker 4: I could not believe that he's got his hand outstretched
Speaker 4: on the pane of glass looking down. It's just like,
Speaker 4: I must let this woman know I wish to kill her.
Speaker 4: Like it's so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Jeff, you'll be glad to know that I cut my
Speaker 3: really long name yesterday.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you very much for showing me. I'll
Speaker 4: have a much more pleasant day.
Speaker 3: Knowing someone because I know you got, for example, on
Speaker 3: my long nails. Last time. I was at a baby shower,
Speaker 3: not last weekend, but the weekend before, and someone stopped
Speaker 3: me to say they're really I was like, yes they are.
Speaker 3: I don't do anything other than play video games.
Speaker 4: And then you were like, I think I should cut them.
Speaker 3: No, the thing is is that I snapped one of
Speaker 3: them fully backwards and it came off, so then I.
Speaker 1: Had i'd come Hinobu. The wife enters give him some tea,
Speaker 1: and as that's happening, she's kind of like, very gingerly
Speaker 1: given it to him. She's like, I know I haven't
Speaker 1: done this in a while, but here's some tea if
Speaker 1: you want it. Call if you don't call this chill.
Speaker 1: And then she goes and sits down on the bed
Speaker 1: and then she's like, okay, time for sleep, and then
Speaker 1: just starts taking her clothes off. But behind her, Kira
Speaker 1: is struggling to control his impulses and he kind of
Speaker 1: like reaches up behind her. As John said, it looks
Speaker 1: much more ominous and threatening in the manga version, but
Speaker 1: he's like, you can see her his hands kind of
Speaker 1: almost touching her neck, and then she recoils at the
Speaker 1: touch and it looks like he's ripped the clothes off.
Speaker 1: So the excuse being like, oh, he was trying to
Speaker 1: help me unbuttoned properly, And because the way.
Speaker 3: She turns around, it's like she wants him to unbutton yeah,
Speaker 3: dress like help around.
Speaker 1: Oh she's she's certainly suggesting it, yeah, And then then
Speaker 1: there's kind of like the suggestion that she wants to
Speaker 1: get on with him.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't see that. I don't know where you're
Speaker 4: getting that from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think about pep little a little stronger than
Speaker 2: the suggestion there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what they don't know is there's a camera hidden
Speaker 1: in the room in the ceiling, which will come into
Speaker 1: play again in a bit it, but I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like a rock. He wrote this,
Speaker 2: and then he was like, and how can I make
Speaker 2: it even strangers?
Speaker 4: Just just the pinhole camera on the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yep, not good?
Speaker 4: The fuck? The fuck.
Speaker 1: The next day, Joe, Skirt and Okau are walking to
Speaker 1: school or walking somewhere, and they stopped dead in their
Speaker 1: tracks when they find a crop circle. And they're very
Speaker 1: excited at the fact that a crop circle has been found.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like crop circle isn't really a thing anymore. It
Speaker 3: feels like in the late nineties early two thousands, culminating
Speaker 3: with the movies Signs, Signs, crop circles were a big,
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and you know what I was. I was
Speaker 2: never satisfied with the kind of conclusion we all came to.
Speaker 4: What what was the conclusion?
Speaker 2: But people people just did them.
Speaker 4: Yeah of course, oh yeah yeah, but but how how
Speaker 4: what do you mean? How okay?
Speaker 2: Explain it?
Speaker 4: I mean like, uh, what do you mean how?
Speaker 2: Well? I have no idea?
Speaker 4: First of all, okay, we just take for a second,
Speaker 4: because I sure have ideas farming equipment, Uh, you know,
Speaker 4: stab something in the middle and work around in a
Speaker 4: you know, like a the you know, you work it
Speaker 4: around in a circle, you know, like with like some
Speaker 4: thing that will lay down whatever the fuck that material is. Like,
Speaker 4: come on, it's not crazy right time you said pause?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wanted to properly introduce the segment explains
Speaker 1: because yeah, definitely clip this out part on the social
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Just I'm just it's not the fucking pyramids. Okay.
Speaker 2: Well wait, okay, what you have done is indelibly proved
Speaker 2: my point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a fumbling, bumbling explaining a crop circle.
Speaker 3: The New York Times crop circles were made by supernatural
Speaker 3: forces named Dug and Dave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, named farmer Bob.
Speaker 3: There is a wiki how article called how to make
Speaker 3: a Crop Circle fifteen steps with pictures.
Speaker 4: Okay, and is it a much more detailed version of
Speaker 4: what I just described.
Speaker 3: Part one scout a location.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Would imagine, like I think, I think, I think you
Speaker 2: guys need to be a little more discerning where you
Speaker 2: get your information from.
Speaker 4: As opposed to The New York Times, don't use wiki.
Speaker 3: How beginner versus advanced.
Speaker 4: Here, it must be stabbing something in the middle and
Speaker 4: then like using like a thing to walk around.
Speaker 2: Okay, look, I can think of a perfect way to
Speaker 2: solve this, Jeff. You have two weeks go do a crop.
Speaker 4: Circle somewhere hot out it's too hot. First of all,
Speaker 4: we don't have enough room in New Jersey to do
Speaker 4: crop circles. You're aware of this, said the beat.
Speaker 3: She was like one hundred miles long. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: if you've got a beach that.
Speaker 4: They see, it's that farm land, it's sand, it's beach.
Speaker 4: I mean crop circles in the bee on the beach.
Speaker 2: Well, not with that, absolutely, absolutely you need.
Speaker 4: Like flyover states. That's where anyone has the room to
Speaker 4: do this type of Shenanigan.
Speaker 1: It's it's more than how does it look so pristine
Speaker 1: if they're like.
Speaker 2: Bringing also very fat, like no signs of it's like
Speaker 2: a perfect circle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a perfect circle. And also there's no signs
Speaker 1: of no, I don't think so. And there's also no
Speaker 1: signs of like the the foliage the plant life around
Speaker 1: it being like crushed as a you know, lawn mower
Speaker 1: is brought in or something like that. It looks untouched.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, I don't think you people are using tractors
Speaker 4: to do it. I think they're using simple.
Speaker 1: Tools and making perfect circles and elaborate I do.
Speaker 4: I think if I think you could, like with some
Speaker 4: sort of rope attached to a peg in the center.
Speaker 2: Of I'm sorry, I'm sorry chef is talking about because
Speaker 2: that is literally like, okay, so, Jeff, I'm going to
Speaker 2: send you this. I'm going to send you this, and
Speaker 2: you're telling me that this was created by some guy
Speaker 2: called Doug with a circle and a rope.
Speaker 4: You're telling we are you of Are you of the
Speaker 4: position that, yeah, that's that's something? Else? Are you of
Speaker 4: the position that it's something.
Speaker 2: My position, my entire position, is that I'm not satisfied
Speaker 2: with the conclusions I have been given and the conclusions
Speaker 2: that are now being repeated by you, sir. And the
Speaker 2: fact that you state them emphatically doesn't mean I have
Speaker 2: to accept them.
Speaker 4: You don't have to accept them. But believe me, aliens
Speaker 4: are not coming to this planet.
Speaker 2: Simply to you, who said, what are you talking about aliens?
Speaker 1: All John said is the explanation that has been publicly
Speaker 1: given to us is one.
Speaker 2: Just think we all accepted it a little quickly and
Speaker 2: it starts to break.
Speaker 4: An impressed It's because I'm not impressed by them. You know,
Speaker 4: that's why is this?
Speaker 2: Is this your on this podcast that ends with Jeff
Speaker 2: just being like, well, I'm not impressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one I said that I wasn't impressed by and
Speaker 4: that's not what I sound like. John. Uh, yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't think. I think like in the same way a
Speaker 4: corn maze is made, I'm just not impressed by a
Speaker 4: crop circle.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shania Twain keep it down.
Speaker 4: The next day? Yeah, the next Oh that don't okay?
Speaker 2: Just can we just do you? Do you see my
Speaker 2: point though? Do you not think everyone just a little
Speaker 2: too quickly? Was like, oh, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Just it's just I think everyone is very quick. It's
Speaker 4: it's supernatural. I think the I think the easiest answer
Speaker 4: is that's supernatural. I think that's the thing that i've
Speaker 4: I've heard. I think.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not my stance. I would just like I
Speaker 2: would just like a proper breakdown. Here, a proper breakdown.
Speaker 4: I'll show you how it's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that work, I would like. I would. I would
Speaker 1: be equally impressed if a bunch of people showed how
Speaker 1: they do these elaborate things. If someone has done it,
Speaker 1: then if aliens shut up.
Speaker 4: But I'm sure someone's done it. I'm sure someone has
Speaker 4: explained it and done like a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to look on YouTube, right, I'm looking now,
Speaker 1: there's nothing good here.
Speaker 4: No one's figured it out yet. Then I guess, you know,
Speaker 4: and yet they still exist. I mean, Stonehenge is impressive
Speaker 4: and interesting.
Speaker 2: Right. Take my point that we've just maybe rushed this
Speaker 2: one a little bit.
Speaker 4: Why is the crop circles that you think we've run
Speaker 4: to it? You're just like, oh no, the statues on
Speaker 4: Easter Island, that's not impressive. It's dirt.
Speaker 2: I mean, we can talk about them you want, you
Speaker 2: want to talk.
Speaker 4: I think that's it's cool too. I think it's interesting,
Speaker 4: and I just you know, and the impressed me much.
Speaker 1: You know, in the middle of this crop circle that
Speaker 1: the anime characters that we talk about on this podcast,
Speaker 1: Joski and they find a another man under some grass.
Speaker 2: In the middle of this in the middle of this
Speaker 2: crop circle where we we have which we have no
Speaker 2: idea how it actually got there. Just you know, they
Speaker 2: find strange.
Speaker 4: Man. They are the two biggest idiot children, the two
Speaker 4: of these together. Why they cannot help themselves. But the
Speaker 4: giggle around and roll around on the floor like a
Speaker 4: bunch of fucking kindergarten idiots. Okay, what is wrong with them?
Speaker 4: Why can't they be normal with anyone they interact with?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean fair, but they're like sixteen their brain something?
Speaker 1: What were you doing?
Speaker 4: Look, I keep forgetting their sixteen. I keep forgetting their sixteen.
Speaker 4: I keep forgetting how young they are. I keep putting,
Speaker 4: I keep placing them as like twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I felt too the screen time. I felt too small.
Speaker 2: That was years Now, I feel too big.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 2: Consumed.
Speaker 4: It's crazy d D. Anyway, Yeah, I forgot how how
Speaker 4: little they are.
Speaker 1: So in midd of this is a man. He kind
Speaker 1: of wakes up and uh.
Speaker 4: Well this is this is after he's shot by an arrow.
Speaker 1: This is later. So what is he doing just on
Speaker 1: the floor there is just like a legolass, he's just napping.
Speaker 1: Did he just like decide he wants to take a nap? There?
Speaker 1: I don't know the secrets of events. That's very strange.
Speaker 4: He he got, Well, wait, so we did we mention
Speaker 4: them about the arrow or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, Yeah, we we We had an entire
Speaker 2: discussion on it.
Speaker 4: Jeff presumably I wasn't here for that, presum off to
Speaker 4: that event.
Speaker 1: He got tired, laid down in the middle of the
Speaker 1: crop circle, covered himself with some girls like the.
Speaker 4: He covered himself poorly with with grass clipping, had one
Speaker 4: arm out dangling out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wakes up and presents himself as an alien.
Speaker 4: Put the alien inside the crop circle? You dummy, who
Speaker 4: are you fooling? Shut up? I hate that. I hate that.
Speaker 2: To you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's nasty, but you actually nasty as in mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, look, I I hate to bring the podcast this
Speaker 2: level already, Jeff, what's going on.
Speaker 4: I've just been thinking about a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: You trolled.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: It's it's nothing, nothing more than I can't handle. I
Speaker 4: just you know, suspend a lot of sequence of events.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like it's just, you know, you know that this
Speaker 2: is this is like meant to be like an anime
Speaker 2: review podcast and not like, yeah, I have a light hearted,
Speaker 2: kind of just enthusiastic for sixty minutes. It's kind of
Speaker 2: the only thing better. It's it's like the only thing
Speaker 2: you gotta do.
Speaker 4: Really, I gotta do betterssive, I'm gotta do better. Sorry.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 4: I love you too, sorry.
Speaker 1: They and Joe's case think of this as a bit
Speaker 1: of a joke. Initially, they don't really understand why this
Speaker 1: dude is being weird, but he's pretty funny. They give
Speaker 1: him a packet of tissues to wipe himself off, and
Speaker 1: he looks at it and then eats it and goes delicious,
Speaker 1: And they're.
Speaker 2: Like, guys, come on, are we not having a good
Speaker 2: time when that happens.
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Have you ever.
Speaker 3: Accidentally got a bit of tissue in your mouth?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Not great?
Speaker 1: Great, So off they go on a walk and this
Speaker 1: alien is following them, and Oka two and Josque are
Speaker 1: going to a ice cream shop and they're bummed out.
Speaker 1: The ice cream shop is closed, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Alien's got a big bag and from inside the bag
Speaker 1: pulls out two cold ice creams.
Speaker 3: Can I also just say that they are on their
Speaker 3: way to school, like the alien said, it's just after
Speaker 3: eight am.
Speaker 2: They're on the way to school.
Speaker 3: Who gets ice cream? Is a morning tree? That's not
Speaker 3: a morning tree.
Speaker 1: Craze is hot if it's Monday morning, but it's this summer,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe they just like a long walk. Let's
Speaker 1: have nice.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's arguably the least is the least problem.
Speaker 4: So it's like we can look beyond that.
Speaker 1: So they all confused that how this man presumably brings
Speaker 1: out his weird little opens his weird little bag and
Speaker 1: pulls out to cold ice creams. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: a distraction happens when some fire trucks pass by with
Speaker 1: the sirens blazing, and then this man whose name is
Speaker 1: new Miki because it's a lot, he starts freaking out
Speaker 1: and it's like falling apart because the sound of the
Speaker 1: sirens that is messing with him. Is this why is
Speaker 1: this a plot bread from? There's another.
Speaker 4: Sound, quiet place.
Speaker 3: It's literally from a quiet place, well.
Speaker 1: Like an alien. It is an alien a quiet place.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing it's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's there's a specific frequency that
Speaker 3: the alien monster creature can't do. And yeah, they blasted
Speaker 3: I've only seen I've seen the Quireplace one and two,
Speaker 3: and the second one did not stay with me at all.
Speaker 3: But I remember that from the first. I remember the
Speaker 3: nail from the first one that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: I think I'm thinking of the symbio from Spider Man
Speaker 1: because the sound the frequency messes with it in the
Speaker 1: same way, so he like tries to leg it and
Speaker 1: begs Joe just care to get him out of there,
Speaker 1: and he transforms into a pair of trainers and then
Speaker 1: then launches Joe Skate into the air. Because between the
Speaker 1: alien's abilities and Joska's own natural athleticism, they go pretty far.
Speaker 4: Now, go go go, go, gadget situation.
Speaker 2: I think it's nearly like this is setting up for
Speaker 2: like a big plot point. Yeah it's not me guess
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 4: Yep, No, no, yep.
Speaker 2: Is this just just a thing that happens.
Speaker 1: In any other normal anime, this would be a moment
Speaker 1: where he's unlocked a new ability and they and this
Speaker 1: is the ability that they use for the next arc,
Speaker 1: but not in this show.
Speaker 2: Like maybe Joe's k stops Kira with a giant seventy
Speaker 2: foot leap. Yeah, maybe he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. So now they're on the roof of the
Speaker 1: high school and Joe Ski tries to use Crazy Diamond
Speaker 1: to lunch this alien new but the alien doesn't react
Speaker 1: because I can't see a stand is it doesn't see
Speaker 1: Crazy Diamond there, which reveals that he is not a
Speaker 1: stand user. He might just be a normal alien.
Speaker 2: And yet his stand does have a name, where his
Speaker 2: power does have a name. Did you guys catch it
Speaker 2: crap window?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they show it they where or maybe it's like
Speaker 4: in the bumper they show you for a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it does the stand master, but there's a
Speaker 2: question mark beside it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sort of like, uh, you know, information unclear right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So New he is like, oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: saving me. Let me repay you. And Joe decides that
Speaker 1: he's going to try and make some money out of this,
Speaker 1: which is something that he seems to be doing a lot.
Speaker 1: He's upset that his mom froze his bank account off
Speaker 1: the finding out that he won the lottery, which he
Speaker 1: did earlier.
Speaker 3: Honestly playing.
Speaker 1: And asks He asked New to transform into a set
Speaker 1: of die So then he tries to. He explains what
Speaker 1: a diet is, and you managed to transform into one.
Speaker 1: But it's very, very large, And.
Speaker 3: This is where you pinpoint the moment where the episode
Speaker 3: just loses me completely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the large dye got no no chuckles out of
Speaker 2: no one.
Speaker 4: And you just said.
Speaker 3: That I enjoyed it too big.
Speaker 2: You can't roll, And he doesn't understand.
Speaker 4: Just because he's like, no, they's too big.
Speaker 1: He shrinks down into a normal size die and off
Speaker 1: they go. Because Joe Skate is going to Rohan's house.
Speaker 3: I could say that I want to diet.
Speaker 1: He could.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna. It's just not that's not approved
Speaker 4: by the board. Ship that was fucked up, Lucy. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, come on, that changed things.
Speaker 6: Let me just tell you they're at Rohan's house because
Speaker 6: Josque's planet is to beg Rohan to play a game
Speaker 6: of die with dice with him so that he can
Speaker 6: win money off of him.
Speaker 1: I don't know why this is happening, but.
Speaker 2: Guys, are you this this entire sequence didn't do nothing
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 3: No, because it was another one of those oh we
Speaker 3: just just gotta do something random. It felt like pilla.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but okay, that is important about this part
Speaker 2: because it's not all stand battles. It's not all saving
Speaker 2: the world. Some of it's just dumb teenagers being dumb
Speaker 2: teenagers because they live in this beautiful little world and
Speaker 2: they have to protect it from this serial killer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's just that the issue is how.
Speaker 1: Random these scenarios are and how everyone just seems to
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I'm gonna buy into this. It's just's
Speaker 1: the worst kind of yes ending. I'm just I was entertained, John,
Speaker 1: I was entertained.
Speaker 2: But I am the one who feels sorry for you three.
Speaker 4: I wish I'm not.
Speaker 2: You could enjoy the fun and the creativity and the
Speaker 2: imagination of these episodes I've lost. If you can't, that
Speaker 2: is on you.
Speaker 4: I enjoy how absurd it is. I just think it's
Speaker 4: it gets a little exhausting when you're forced to sort
Speaker 4: of like go along with Joe Ski on this like
Speaker 4: wild ridiculous goose chase that he's found himself in, where
Speaker 4: he's like, oh cool, I have an ear. The first
Speaker 4: thing I'm gonna do is try and fuck over Rowhan.
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, what are we doing? What are like, okay,
Speaker 4: all right, we'll follow you.
Speaker 2: Joe will hear your words, and I understand what you're
Speaker 2: trying to do. But the answer to everything you just
Speaker 2: said is yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I That's why I kept watching it too.
Speaker 4: I was like, Okay, let's see where this goes, Let's
Speaker 4: see what this is again. I'm not mad at it,
Speaker 4: it's just it's a little eye roll inducing, is all right?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 1: Rohan accepts the challenge.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna have to have some talks about
Speaker 2: the future, all right, we could do that. We'll find
Speaker 2: that I feel like I am not welcome here anymore. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 2: that's all it takes.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: Okay the Future Podcast by a thread.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Rohan accepts the challenge because yes, and and he
Speaker 1: wants to take all of Jos's money, but he's like,
Speaker 1: this is this is where he lost me. So I
Speaker 1: was in on the dice, but it was like, okay.
Speaker 1: They sit down and then Rohan goes, We're not going
Speaker 1: to use those dye that you have been suspiciously holding
Speaker 1: the entire time. We're going to use the die from
Speaker 1: inside my house that I have suddenly found out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: And then Jos goes, haha, he doesn't know that I
Speaker 1: replaced his diet with my alien.
Speaker 4: Die needless swap. What a needless and like extra.
Speaker 1: Level of just the off screen I did this, which
Speaker 1: is like, that's when my brain went, this is the
Speaker 1: most amateur writing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 4: Like and then you know he's making that guilty face too,
Speaker 4: of like, I can't believe this is happening. It's just like,
Speaker 4: shut up, Joe. I love I just love.
Speaker 3: The fact that Rohan was like, well yes, Joek, because
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 2: Is that? But that's what I love about this scene.
Speaker 2: This entire scene is underscored by Rohan's just like yeah,
Speaker 2: quite unreasonable at this point, seeding hatred of Joe Skate.
Speaker 4: And I love that.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I think this episode was rescued by Rohan, Like Rohan
Speaker 1: is incredible.
Speaker 4: It comes by Rohan.
Speaker 2: He's just the star of.
Speaker 1: He makes it entertaining with his just like weird ambivalence
Speaker 1: to and dislike of joe'sk. So they start playing this
Speaker 1: game and uh, all the roles are coming up in
Speaker 1: favor of joe'ske and the game they're playing it's called Selo,
Speaker 1: and the roles that Joe gets like a triple six
Speaker 1: and which means it triples his wager, so he gets
Speaker 1: like six thousand yen and then Rohan plays it, rolls
Speaker 1: it and he gets like one, two, three, and they're
Speaker 1: like ship ones, which caused him to lose more money
Speaker 1: and there's not so Joe Ski is worried that there's
Speaker 1: no like subtlety being used here by new He's just
Speaker 1: making it so Rohan gets all the bad hands and
Speaker 1: Joe gets all the good hands, which is very very suspicious,
Speaker 1: and now Rohan ends the end. The episodes end ends
Speaker 1: with Rohan saying that basically showing that he's suspicious that
Speaker 1: Joe s Kate is cheaping, and that becomes the lead
Speaker 1: into the next episode, Highway Star.
Speaker 4: The structure of these episodes is fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it ends in the middle of a second
Speaker 3: episode and then starts in new insteat like being full
Speaker 3: two episodes. It's an episode.
Speaker 2: Halfway through this episode, there's a to be continued.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's very It feels like this is
Speaker 5: a very weirdly paced out Like you wouldn't expect this
Speaker 5: to lead into a two part you'd expect it to
Speaker 5: be part one of a two part It's very weird.
Speaker 4: It's past very straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Highway Star. Does anyone know what that's the reference to.
Speaker 3: Highway sixty one revisited?
Speaker 1: No, it's a song by Deep Purple.
Speaker 4: Oh, did not know that my dad is listening?
Speaker 3: Definitely knew that.
Speaker 1: Of smoking on the water Fame Pod Crimson, we pick
Speaker 1: up on this episode, with the game ongoing and joe
Speaker 1: K is looking a bit suspicious, they keep and he
Speaker 1: keeps ending up with perfect roles, and then Rohan decides
Speaker 1: that he's going to take matters into his own hands
Speaker 1: to reveal the treachery by stabbing himself in his pinky
Speaker 1: with a pen.
Speaker 2: I mean, guys, I don't know what else to say
Speaker 2: at this point.
Speaker 4: Are we not having it in the day? This was great?
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He then bets two hundred million yen and his
Speaker 1: own pinky finger that he can figure out how Josk
Speaker 1: is cheating in the next round.
Speaker 2: It's just it's such a ludicrous escalation of what's happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it was tough to follow. It
Speaker 4: was tough to follow, like what like the machinations of
Speaker 4: like what they were, what they were like betting on
Speaker 4: They were sort of saying like, I'll show you that
Speaker 4: I know you are doing this thing without me cheating,
Speaker 4: and then I'll know because I was cheating that you
Speaker 4: could not be cheating, So you have to cheat on this.
Speaker 4: And you're like, oh, this guy's going on about.
Speaker 1: And to figure this out. He's somehow got Tomammy KOI
Speaker 1: back with the lockstand, But like, when did this happen?
Speaker 1: Why did he did he like pre ask him to come,
Speaker 1: assuming like he how did he know to call this guy.
Speaker 4: Who murder faced John? Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, because because Joe just showed up randomly, are naturally
Speaker 2: drawn to each other. That's been established, which explains this
Speaker 2: entire segment.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm here, I brought my lock and I'm
Speaker 4: ready to referee this dice game.
Speaker 2: Yes, all's there's some there's some bits cut out of
Speaker 2: this from the manga is a really entertaining bit where
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm going to bite these dice just to
Speaker 2: just to test them, and Jok has to make up
Speaker 2: an excuse if I roll and can't bite the.
Speaker 1: Dice, So he's going to use the lock stand as
Speaker 1: a lie detector and the dice the disguise that News
Speaker 1: using on the DICE's starting to like falter because he's
Speaker 1: being thrown around so much. News starts to get a
Speaker 1: bit of motion sick and you can see a little
Speaker 1: bit of vomit coming out.
Speaker 3: That was very funny. Jeff g have your shagary head.
Speaker 3: That was funny.
Speaker 4: It was funny. You know, it's funny because you're like
Speaker 4: looking at You're like, yep, I'm seeing what I think
Speaker 4: I'm seeing.
Speaker 3: If I wear that little dice, I would be throwing
Speaker 3: up too.
Speaker 4: Guys, I feel like the dice is like his body.
Speaker 4: I thought he'd you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like that. The creativity one must possess to
Speaker 2: concoct this scenario. Just think about what's happening here.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: An alien has transformed into a pair of dice to
Speaker 2: be played in a game between two men who have
Speaker 2: invisible ghost friends, and he's getting spun around so much
Speaker 2: he's vomiting.
Speaker 3: It's great, like that funny on paper.
Speaker 4: Ye huge.
Speaker 1: A good chow also develops like a weird rash from
Speaker 1: the sound of nearby fire truck sirens. They're back and
Speaker 1: Josk obviously realizes that this is bad because the reaction
Speaker 1: is going to give the game away, and Rohan is
Speaker 1: noticing that something weird is going on, and then the locks.
Speaker 1: The Standard detects that Josk is cheating and says that
Speaker 1: he's doing foul play. As the as the argument begins
Speaker 1: to escalate, the house is on fire.
Speaker 4: It all, this is the worst part of it. John.
Speaker 4: You're not to defend.
Speaker 2: Because I'm hearing a stun fucking silence.
Speaker 4: John. If I light a candle ten feet from you,
Speaker 4: you know that candles lit, motherfucker okay burning.
Speaker 2: You know, Jeff, you have completely convinced me. You're totally right.
Speaker 2: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure should be a show where all normal
Speaker 2: things happen. No again, that would be so entertaining this
Speaker 2: Okayraki lost it at the beginning of this episode when
Speaker 2: Joe skan Okiasu didn't just go to school and sit
Speaker 2: through a fucking geography lesson, Jeff.
Speaker 4: See your your your you're you're you're, you're like choosing
Speaker 4: where you want to have your your battles here. Here's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Obviously, no one in their right mind
Speaker 4: would take this show at face value. You'd be an idiot.
Speaker 2: And yeah, if.
Speaker 4: We were to nitpick every last thing that conflicts with reality,
Speaker 4: our podcast would be seven hours an episode. What I'm
Speaker 4: positing is that there are certain things that you just
Speaker 4: can't get away with, right, Like, we're all we're like,
Speaker 4: we're okay when like they do things, we're like, oh,
Speaker 4: but on a molecular level, what was happening or well,
Speaker 4: he didn't see the thing because he stopped time and
Speaker 4: he did the thing. But no, in this situation, we
Speaker 4: are talking about my man's house on fire, and they're
Speaker 4: just on the porch.
Speaker 1: It's not like on the instrument of the cause is
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 4: Yes, like the magnifying glass is on the same table
Speaker 4: that they are playing dice on.
Speaker 3: The magnifying glass because the idea.
Speaker 2: Do you not think that the idea that they have
Speaker 2: both become so swept up in this stupid fucking game
Speaker 2: that they did not notice the house on fire.
Speaker 4: Hilarious, It's amazing.
Speaker 2: They're idiots.
Speaker 4: I'm accepting this still, I'm accepting this. I enjoy watching
Speaker 4: you do damage control for Iraqi. I love it. I
Speaker 4: want to see I want to see more of this
Speaker 4: from you. I think we've assumed really important roles here
Speaker 4: in the sort of like litigation of all this. Uh,
Speaker 4: it's great, but this was like another you know, you
Speaker 4: get away with maybe one or two of those in episode,
Speaker 4: but when you start stringing them together in succession of
Speaker 4: like four or five in a row, then it's like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm really.
Speaker 2: I feel we are we are like we are like
Speaker 2: a hundred episodes into Jeff Jeff's pretty or one hundred
Speaker 2: episodes into JoJo's and I feel like at this point
Speaker 2: the idea should have set in that we don't come
Speaker 2: to fucking kiro he Goo Iraqi for realistically well structured plots,
Speaker 2: but we come to see gorillas with ship boats. We
Speaker 2: come to see a fucking French bulldog wrestle an eagle
Speaker 2: for two episodes. We come to see the vampire king
Speaker 2: of the world stop time to fight his teenage nephew.
Speaker 2: That's why we're here. We don't fucking take out our
Speaker 2: measuring tape and be like, I don't I don't think that.
Speaker 2: I don't think the magnifying glass could have burnt down
Speaker 2: the house in.
Speaker 4: That amount of time. It is very good. You're right,
Speaker 4: You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, boy, if all the things you just
Speaker 4: you just described right are fantastic, all of these absurd
Speaker 4: things that like this guy gets away with doing, do
Speaker 4: it for this too, Then do it for this too.
Speaker 4: Then give me a ridiculous explanation, not one that's like
Speaker 4: cheating reality, right, like in a way that is so
Speaker 4: in front of your face. That's all I'm saying. Everything
Speaker 4: else you said is like creative and fun, you know,
Speaker 4: a magnifying glass on the table.
Speaker 2: I just that's all, okay, But wasn't a still camera
Speaker 2: shot of a magnifying glass on a table. This was
Speaker 2: two idiots so enamored with their stupid, fucking hatred of
Speaker 2: each other that they didn't notice their own house burning down.
Speaker 2: It's brilliant. I wish I could think of stuff like this.
Speaker 4: And the fire trugs already on their way in there.
Speaker 2: Trug probably the neighbors across the road who aren't complete
Speaker 2: morons like these two.
Speaker 4: You see, Ryan, he's really concentrating on this dice game.
Speaker 4: Should we call the fire brigade? Is that? Yeah? I
Speaker 4: guess we should do that.
Speaker 2: Thought give you joy?
Speaker 1: I love it, pretty funny.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love it. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: The house is very on fire, extremely on fire.
Speaker 3: It's so ridiculously on fire, given how much paper he
Speaker 3: has in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the manga.
Speaker 1: Jo just Get takes flammable. Jos Get takes this opportunity
Speaker 1: to leg it with the money, and he on it.
Speaker 1: Before he does, he does, he heal Rohan's finger. And
Speaker 1: then that was nice. Yep.
Speaker 2: I like the little like just.
Speaker 4: Tap the little first bombs like ah.
Speaker 1: And then news this guy's dissipates and they're scot free.
Speaker 1: They're gone. The next day, Jos gets on a bus
Speaker 1: and just is walking and he sees Mika and this
Speaker 1: woman who is like shouting at him and like telling
Speaker 1: treating him like a child. And new reveals that he's
Speaker 1: brainwashed this woman to believe that she is his mom,
Speaker 1: and she keeps telling people that he's a goofball that
Speaker 1: keeps telling people.
Speaker 2: That's what I like about this bit is that that
Speaker 2: was a stand user who'd done that. Joe would be like,
Speaker 2: I can't let him get away with this.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Kira, who's he's like baffled by, like the nature
Speaker 1: Yoshihiro Kira, the dad, he's like baffled by what this
Speaker 1: student is up to and why he wasn't affected by
Speaker 1: the arrow. And he's pissed off and he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm gonna go find another stand
Speaker 1: user to or create another stand user to take care
Speaker 1: of my son. And then back at the the the
Speaker 1: Colla Jury residents, the young child higher Tocholo Jury returns
Speaker 1: home from school, goes up to his room, looks like
Speaker 1: creep and then starts watching the video of his parents
Speaker 1: the presumably earlier in the day or the night before,
Speaker 1: and notes that this is the first time in a
Speaker 1: long time that his mum's been naked in front of
Speaker 1: his dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wish he didn't say that.
Speaker 3: Couldn't make it anymore.
Speaker 2: To be honest, you know what I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: Iraqi could have maybe massage that dialogue a little bit.
Speaker 1: He carries on looking over the evidence and notice that
Speaker 1: his dad is acting a bit suspicious, and he's writing
Speaker 1: stuff on his desk weirdly, so he like turns up
Speaker 1: the volume. What he hears is the ramblings of Kira
Speaker 1: He's upset about else.
Speaker 3: See, I just I just I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: mumbled something angrily.
Speaker 4: You know, serious people do things.
Speaker 2: I will have you all the time. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Michelle will convince me and she's like, are you talking
Speaker 2: to because she knows what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: I'll like, you just haven't.
Speaker 2: I'll just be sitting there and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I gotta fix Jeff. Mm hmm that's.
Speaker 2: What and then and and yeah, Michelle will hear that.
Speaker 2: But no, yeah, seriously, ill I talk out loud? Do
Speaker 2: you never did you ever argue with someone in the shower.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Maybe I think some people have an inner monologue and
Speaker 4: some people don't sing in the shower. Do you know
Speaker 4: I've definitely I've definitely said, like, I don't have full
Speaker 4: on conversations. I'll say something like this motherfucker, but I
Speaker 4: won't go beyond that.
Speaker 2: It won't be like and I think that's what he
Speaker 2: is doing here, But I have but like, I have
Speaker 2: a full inner monologue on the entire time, and sometimes
Speaker 2: when I get distracted, I will just start voicing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do talk out loud to myself. Sometimes. It's
Speaker 1: less now that I like listen to a lot of
Speaker 1: podcasts because I fixate on that instead. But there are
Speaker 1: times in the shower, like just when I'm in bed
Speaker 1: where I'll be like thinking about things and in a
Speaker 1: monologue and it will pop out.
Speaker 2: Have like a real you know what I sort of
Speaker 2: should have said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or I'll like play out conversations to figure out.
Speaker 4: What like sure, you know I think that's normal.
Speaker 1: I think there is, but they so so he leaves
Speaker 1: that conversation and just get leaves that conversation and gets
Speaker 1: on a bus and wouldn't you know it. Rohan's on
Speaker 1: there and he's like, my house is burned down, and
Speaker 1: there was lots of furniture from the movie Pretty Woman
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was an interesting aside, a real look at his.
Speaker 2: I didn't go back and look at his studio. I
Speaker 2: wonder what, I wonder? Is there something there?
Speaker 4: There's no chance someone's done that.
Speaker 2: Definitely.
Speaker 1: The two are very annoyed at each other being there,
Speaker 1: and obviously Rohan is angry at Joska because he burned
Speaker 1: down a help Always Park party to a seven hundred
Speaker 1: million yen property damage fire. When the bus is going
Speaker 1: through a tunnel, Rohan is briefly distracted when he notices
Speaker 1: a room in the tunnel and he's like looking into
Speaker 1: a bedroom where he's seeing Yoshi Kage Kira cutting the
Speaker 1: hand of a dead woman. I thought this was really cool.
Speaker 1: This is the way he saw Kira. Yeah, oh, is
Speaker 1: that what it is? That's why I read it as anyway.
Speaker 1: I thought he saw like Kira there because then afterwards,
Speaker 1: because after what then he puts it together and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that is Kira, or like it must
Speaker 1: be Kira.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, I don't maybe I I maybe he was
Speaker 4: going by too fast and I didn't read fast enough.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize he thought it was Kira.
Speaker 1: I yeah, maybe I'm wrong, but I distinctly remember him
Speaker 1: getting to the body.
Speaker 4: And do you know is he does Rohan think he
Speaker 4: sees Kira murdering a woman?
Speaker 2: And I always, I always, I always get a little
Speaker 2: bit like confused at what specifically is going on here.
Speaker 2: I think we will find out in the coming episode.
Speaker 2: But I think it's I think maybe it's something where
Speaker 2: Kira's dad has organized a space for him to do murder. Okay,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, but I'm not I'm not even I'm not
Speaker 2: even sure about that. I think there's some weird illusion.
Speaker 2: Now the question I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Did Rohan identify it as Kira being in there when
Speaker 1: he saw it for a seconds.
Speaker 4: On the bus going through the tunnel.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, he sees it happening, he sees
Speaker 1: the handbeach, but and then like steps back and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it has to be Kra or he
Speaker 1: says like this.
Speaker 4: Mn't realize that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that imagery was really cool.
Speaker 2: So cool, so disturbing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's something cool about like a room and a tunnel.
Speaker 4: I really like this, this is spooky.
Speaker 1: And then Rohan starts like warning Joe Ska and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you see that ship? And Joe's case does not
Speaker 1: happen any of it. He's like he thinks that he's
Speaker 1: just being shaky to him because of the the altercations
Speaker 1: he had.
Speaker 4: Did we touch on the fact that, like they there's
Speaker 4: like a premonition to this on the radio? Did we
Speaker 4: mention that? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, have Like there's.
Speaker 4: Someone's listening to your radio and they're talking about a
Speaker 4: motorcycle accident outside the tunnel. Oh holy shit?
Speaker 3: Did Jeff just.
Speaker 4: I just, Jeff, Jeff, did you just.
Speaker 3: Give us a little bit of a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're talking when something in someone's house. I think
Speaker 4: it's the kid. I think it's Kira's like maybe maybe, yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe it's that someone. There's some radio it's like you know,
Speaker 4: radio Mario, and they're like a motorcycle accident outside the
Speaker 4: forest tunnel or something like that. And I was like, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Look at you for real.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: We've got Jeff. Episodes could be a lot of fun
Speaker 2: when you pay attention, can't they?
Speaker 4: Hey, look, only until recently have I discovered how crucial
Speaker 4: that is?
Speaker 2: Ah that time, I just I just went and looked
Speaker 2: it up in the comic and yeah, right at the
Speaker 2: end of that section, and Rohanna is.
Speaker 4: Like, could it be Kira?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Got it? Okay, So maybe he thinks of it
Speaker 1: as a possibility as opposed to definitive.
Speaker 4: It's cure on the mind too, that makes sense, right.
Speaker 1: Rohan decides he's going to investigate this tunnel himself and
Speaker 1: is walking in there and it finds the mysterious room
Speaker 1: that he saw, but it's empty. He's in there, he's
Speaker 1: walking around. He can hear some like something knocking around
Speaker 1: a bit, but he leaves. But as he leaves, he's
Speaker 1: suddenly being chased by a bunch of disembodied feet. He's
Speaker 1: on his bike, and these disembodied feet can go up
Speaker 1: to sixty kilometers power. He quickly does.
Speaker 2: Exactly sixty no more, no less.
Speaker 3: I mean, this was a real speed moment, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what this is. That's that's what we
Speaker 2: are about to head into. We are about to head
Speaker 2: into bizarre speed.
Speaker 4: And then dan, dun d d Dan.
Speaker 1: That was not even close. That wasn't even close.
Speaker 4: Bump bump, bump bump, bump bump. It is that's that's,
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 1: I think the speed theme is the one that people like.
Speaker 1: And they drew comparisons to the Metal Solid team I believe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, so there was a big and
Speaker 1: it might have contributed to the Metal Gives sorted them
Speaker 1: changing cool after a bit.
Speaker 2: And that's still I just the first Could we not
Speaker 2: have allowed one little bit of plagiarism?
Speaker 1: Just yeah, annoying, very annoying. So he's using his own
Speaker 1: speedometer to identify how fast these disembodied feet can go.
Speaker 1: It's sixty miles per hour, and Rohan escapes by going
Speaker 1: ten killometers per hour more up until he's forced to
Speaker 1: slow down when an oncoming truck appears. And as he
Speaker 1: slows down, the feet catch up to him. They latch
Speaker 1: onto him and then start sucking his nutrition nutrients out
Speaker 1: of his body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they kind of get into his rip cake.
Speaker 2: They get stuck right in there.
Speaker 4: It's pretty gross.
Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Yeahs you can see like I'm sure his skeleton inside
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And then yeah, the feet, the
Speaker 1: feet kind of like they grow or like parts of
Speaker 1: this this being are layered on top to form a
Speaker 1: full stand. It's called Highway Star and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: eating your nutrients.
Speaker 4: I drinking milk is what he says. Elsewhere, just.
Speaker 1: Elsewhere. Joska decides that he's going to investigate the tunnel,
Speaker 1: even though he had a bit of a tiff with Rohan.
Speaker 1: He's intrigued by this, and then as he's going, he
Speaker 1: finds Rohan's motorcycle. It kind of like zooms out of
Speaker 1: the tunnel and then crashes. Joska then sees Highway Star
Speaker 1: latched onto Rohan and then they disappear, so he's chasing
Speaker 1: him down and he goes into the tunnel and then
Speaker 1: he sees the room and inside the room there's a
Speaker 1: bit of a trap set. This reminded me of the
Speaker 1: end of Is It It? Chapter one where penny Wise
Speaker 1: has one of the kids and he's like trying to
Speaker 1: lure them in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that basic, the same that's good, that's good.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that same kind of like set up where
Speaker 1: he's using Kira as a bargaining chip and saying, if
Speaker 1: you get him to come into the room, I'll let
Speaker 1: you live and I'll feed off him instead.
Speaker 2: I really love the shifting color palette here. That the
Speaker 2: kind of the white skin and the blue and the purple.
Speaker 2: I think it's it just looks so good.
Speaker 4: It's very cool.
Speaker 2: I took a screen grab this and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a T shirt.
Speaker 4: It's jelly Yeah, yep, a different color palette for listeners.
Speaker 3: My orange cat orange cat behavior.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is she's right up in that camera.
Speaker 4: Yeah, watching Gudzilla minus one and that's bring me back.
Speaker 1: Keep yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Big time. If you are an audio listener, you will
Speaker 3: enjoy that.
Speaker 1: So Rohan starts to indulge this this highway star standards,
Speaker 1: like I say, telling me if I learn him and
Speaker 1: you'll let me go, and the stand is like yep.
Speaker 1: And that is when Rohan reveals that he's not going
Speaker 1: to do that because he really likes telling people that
Speaker 1: they can't have something, which is a truly it's great job.
Speaker 2: So I like this moment. I think it's kind of yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit of developments I think for Josk Rohan.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he instead warns Joski and says, you need
Speaker 1: to get out of here. This thing is a stand.
Speaker 1: It can only go sixty or fifty or sixty miles
Speaker 1: kilometers per hour. You needs to stay ahead of that
Speaker 1: and take this thing out. Joe Ski foolishly decides that
Speaker 1: he's going to step in there anyway to make a statement,
Speaker 1: at which point the stand begins chasing him down. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like an it follow situation where once it
Speaker 1: gets like locked onto you, it's just going to keep coming.
Speaker 1: So he hears the warning about the sixty kilometers per
Speaker 1: hour and uses Crazy Diamond to fix Rohan's motorcycle and
Speaker 1: then gets going with highway start in pursuit which.
Speaker 3: Thinks the more nutritious one.
Speaker 4: Rohan. That's a good question.
Speaker 2: I think Rohan probably eats better, but josk definitely has
Speaker 2: more meat on the bones.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Interesting, he also has a steak on his head too,
Speaker 4: so that's probably we're a lot of the nutrition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Joska probably eats way more and probably
Speaker 1: eats way chitt here. So in terms of.
Speaker 3: He's a kid when it does ice creams in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rohan is a salad guy.
Speaker 4: I would say how old he's older? Right, he's probably
Speaker 4: like twenty five or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. How much Rohan guy? He seems
Speaker 1: like age. He is twenty seven.
Speaker 2: There you go, a taxi driver this morning, thought I
Speaker 2: was twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, I think he's I think he's twenty in.
Speaker 1: I think he's twenty when we see him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, John, how did that come up? Did you
Speaker 3: go guess how old I am? No, I'm going to station.
Speaker 2: We were we were talking about he was a fighter,
Speaker 2: and we were talking about martial arts and fighting.
Speaker 4: Well, he's only looking at you through the rear view,
Speaker 4: and we all know the review takes off eight ten.
Speaker 2: Years, so we never heard that before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like how the camera adds fifteen pounds.
Speaker 2: Ignore him. He's trying.
Speaker 4: He's trying to be hurtful, but he shall not damp
Speaker 4: in my spirits as per.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'll just explained what I remember, John, When
Speaker 3: you told us how old you were, I didn't believe you.
Speaker 2: I thought you were alone. Thank you, Lucy. What about you, Jeff?
Speaker 2: Did you think I was younger?
Speaker 4: I actually did, I did, And I still don't believe you.
Speaker 4: I still think you're younger than you say. So I
Speaker 4: just think you're a liar as all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you could find out how old John actually
Speaker 1: is on the next episode of Jeff.
Speaker 2: I will reveal it.
Speaker 1: It will reveal it for a thank you John as
Speaker 1: always for joining us.
Speaker 2: My pleasure friends, even when we fight. I love to
Speaker 2: be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lucy, thank you for another episode.
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. Thank you for also accommodating
Speaker 3: my cat.
Speaker 1: Thank you look like Littletail. And we also would like
Speaker 1: to thank Jeff Bachala.
Speaker 4: And I'd like to thank you my good friends who
Speaker 4: I do this podcast with. This was lovely, a lot
Speaker 4: of fun. Thanks thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back next episode with a two more recaps.
Speaker 1: One of them will be ending this weird alien chapter
Speaker 1: that we're in.
Speaker 3: Very strange, but oh will it.
Speaker 1: Exciting times ahead. We'll see you on the next one.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is hosted by timoor Hussein, Lucy, James,
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