Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 2: You've missed kinsman and like a new room.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, if you don't skin them first,
Speaker 1: you get all lots of fur in the cheese. Ah. Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to Cheering the Cuds. How are you doing. I'm
Speaker 1: doing very well, Thank you very much. This is a
Speaker 1: very interesting shirt you've got. It's it's it's one of
Speaker 1: the shirts I kind of wear to weddings. I've basically
Speaker 1: run out of clothes because my washing machine's broken. Ok, yeah,
Speaker 1: terribly sorry, but you get the nice wedding whear. Look
Speaker 1: at you're trying to prove you've been to the gym.
Speaker 1: I have been to the gym. I've lost an inch
Speaker 1: of my waste. Yeah. Just look at mewear my shirt
Speaker 1: the well, if you notice the buttons have popped, it's
Speaker 1: because I've got a nice beefy chest. So what have
Speaker 1: you got for us today, Mike.
Speaker 2: Stuff, I've got a story about AI becoming fully independent,
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to pee you right off in
Speaker 2: that science that is.
Speaker 1: And we even have a game to play in our
Speaker 1: Game of the Week. But on screen now you can
Speaker 1: see our social media contact info. Just look for at
Speaker 1: the cud TV and as the names of people who
Speaker 1: have dropped the line bomble along the bottom of the screen,
Speaker 1: we'll go over to mister the show. Do you know
Speaker 1: Lucas Cage from the Lucas Caage, I should say, rather
Speaker 1: than Cage from The White Lotus? No not.
Speaker 2: Watch White Lotus a really great show.
Speaker 1: We had a nice little a nice little part in it.
Speaker 1: Shall we say? You could see him fully naked, and
Speaker 1: he's a very attractive. There's a lot of nudity in
Speaker 1: this show. From what there is there is. It was
Speaker 1: a very nice show and he was a bit of
Speaker 1: a breakout standout star lovely.
Speaker 2: Penis then yeah, yeah, Basically he's a very handsome man.
Speaker 2: And he got married to a celebrity hairstylist called Chris
Speaker 2: Appleton in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Okay, yay, yeah. Apparently it was a very extravagant affair,
Speaker 1: a secret wedding ceremony, but it was officiated by Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1: We love her, don't we?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And apparently they were having music from country megastar
Speaker 2: Shania Twain.
Speaker 1: It's very gay wedding. It was a very very gay wedding.
Speaker 1: What music should we have should you have a DJ
Speaker 1: that's a Shania Twain. That yeah, Shania Twain.
Speaker 2: I mean she's not done a lot recently, so she'll
Speaker 2: be cheap too. I think she was quite cheap and
Speaker 2: the Heyday anyway, I think that's why we liked her anyway, as.
Speaker 1: Gordy and as extravagant and as high profile as this
Speaker 1: wedding was. They divorced after six months. Okay, yeah, very
Speaker 1: very sad thing. Yeah, we're not happy about that at all.
Speaker 1: He's back on the market, yes, anyway, apparently he's in
Speaker 1: the midst of all of this divorce having to fight
Speaker 1: off rumors about his new love interests. Yes, there's an
Speaker 1: actor from Saltburn which I've not actually seen yet, so yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently it's very good and I need to watch it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, an actor from Saltburn Burn. Not the main guy,
Speaker 1: but Archie Madwaki.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I'm pronouncing that right, But yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: this this fella, it's a bit of a dish. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's what Lucas had to say about it as well.
Speaker 1: They're not dating, according to Lucas. Apparently he's taking a
Speaker 1: break from all the dating apps, so apparently not shagging either.
Speaker 2: No, he's not dating apps. He's not a grinder on
Speaker 2: the grinder, not a dating app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be fair, not at all. But he says
Speaker 1: he's taking a break from that all and he's dating me. No,
Speaker 1: not not me, but himself, dating himself. He's having a wank.
Speaker 1: But yes, he loves the fact that there are rumors
Speaker 1: about this. He takes as a compliment. He says Archie
Speaker 1: is a hotty and and he is that he's they're
Speaker 1: just they're just good friends. Sometimes twitched each other's will
Speaker 1: he quite possibly, but officially no.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'd like to see that.
Speaker 1: That that that that only fans. Yeah, well, you never
Speaker 1: know if the acting career goes wrong. Anyway, Onto other news,
Speaker 1: Scream seven the production has run into trouble. Good. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for to this.
Speaker 2: I've got friends who are waiting with bated breath for this.
Speaker 1: Scream seven.
Speaker 2: Scream seven. Yeah, Scream was the brilliant movie that it was.
Speaker 2: Could have stopped there, should have stopped there. Well it
Speaker 2: didn't and there's more to come. But maybe maybe this.
Speaker 1: News will excite you. Okay, okay, So the main stars
Speaker 1: of Scream six have dropped out. There was a little
Speaker 1: bit of trouble with Melissa Barrier from her comments on
Speaker 1: social media about Israel and Palestine. She was the lead
Speaker 1: actress in Scream six. Watch Scream six.
Speaker 2: I stopped at two, well three, sorry, I stopped at scream.
Speaker 1: And now, well you read that point. Let me get
Speaker 1: to the good bit. Let's god, it excites you about okay.
Speaker 1: So she fell out. Jenny Ortega, who plays Wednesday Adams,
Speaker 1: she also dropped out, apparently because of scheduling conflicts, but
Speaker 1: who knows. And the director left as well, So Scream says,
Speaker 1: and looks like it was just going to go and
Speaker 1: be canceled. It should have happened, maybe maybe. But one
Speaker 1: of the big problems with Scream six, what everybody was
Speaker 1: upset about was the main star, Neive Campbell, wasn't going
Speaker 1: to return because she was demanding her rightful pay for
Speaker 1: being the main star of the franchise and she wasn't
Speaker 1: getting it, so she decided not to do it. Well,
Speaker 1: they've offered offered her more money, obviously because she's coming
Speaker 1: back for Scream seven. This is yeah, she's coming back. Apparently.
Speaker 1: They've been very respectful and obviously offered her a proper,
Speaker 1: proper pay respect. They've been respectful the way that's the
Speaker 1: way she described it. They've offered her. But she says
Speaker 1: it's always been a blast and an honor to play
Speaker 1: Sydney in the screen movies. My appreciation for the films
Speaker 1: and for what they've to me has never waned. I'm
Speaker 1: very happy and proud to have been asked in the
Speaker 1: most respectful way to bring Sydney back to the screen
Speaker 1: and I couldn't be more thrilled. Diesn't it well? One
Speaker 1: of the other good things And hopefully this is the
Speaker 1: thing that makes you excited about it. The person who's
Speaker 1: coming to replace the director is the person who wrote
Speaker 1: the first screen. Okay, they've been friends forever, so it's
Speaker 1: really excite me.
Speaker 2: As they say, this is definitely the last one we're
Speaker 2: not doing anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like the Halloween series. I really like the Halloween movies.
Speaker 2: Four hundred and twenty nine, Fast and Furious, Well, Fast
Speaker 2: and Furious can jog off Fast and Furious four and sixty.
Speaker 2: It's like the need for just stop with this, it
Speaker 2: just stop. We get the format, we've watched it.
Speaker 1: Move on and as Mike continues to winge, let's move
Speaker 1: on to the next story. I'm ranting not winning anyway.
Speaker 1: For those of us who enjoy such things. The movie
Speaker 1: Scream seven is coming. I enjoy the movies. They should
Speaker 1: just stop onto another winging old bag. Miriam Margoline. Never
Speaker 1: speak ill of Miriam Margolis. Yes, the lovable lesbian legend herself.
Speaker 1: She eats onions like apples. I know, I've seen. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She is amazing. What is lovingly BSc See when she
Speaker 1: goes on batshit crazy about some random topic that you
Speaker 1: don't really care what their opinion is. People listen to
Speaker 1: her and like you She's a gotty old move basically,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying now. She was in Harry Potter
Speaker 1: movies and she sometimes gets asked to do cameos. You
Speaker 1: know that app where you can request celebrities to do
Speaker 1: a little message and hello Hello. I mean, will get
Speaker 1: asked to do that soon? I'm sure you mean you
Speaker 1: don't it for months? Cameo? If you're listening, I'm available, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I don't know how these things work anyway, She does
Speaker 1: cameos right, Because there's a lot of Harry Potter fans
Speaker 1: in the world. They ask her to do the which professor.
Speaker 1: Was it, I can't remember now, the one that deals
Speaker 1: with like pottery and gardening and stuff, pottering and pottering
Speaker 1: and gardening. Yeah, I think that's it. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time since I paid attention to
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. But that's kind of her point. She's worried
Speaker 1: about them. She says, I worry about Harry Potter fans.
Speaker 1: They should be over that by now, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was twenty five years ago, and it's for children.
Speaker 1: I think it's for children, but they get stuck in it.
Speaker 1: And the main thing is because one of these cameos
Speaker 1: she was asked to do was for a wedding, okay,
Speaker 1: to celebrate the happy couple, and she just is a
Speaker 1: little bit worried about what they might get up to
Speaker 1: on their wedding night. Right, all involves a one think
Speaker 1: it's magic again. Obviously JK. Rowling has her problems and
Speaker 1: Miriam has a problem. Her problems. Well, yeah, well she's
Speaker 1: quite pragmatic about it, exactly, pragmatic about it, exactly. That
Speaker 1: didn't make any sense. Miriam Margolie is quite pragmatic about it.
Speaker 1: She says that she doesn't know her at more at all,
Speaker 1: but she admires her as a human being. She's a
Speaker 1: generous woman and a brilliant writer, but then says she
Speaker 1: has rather conservative views of transgender people that she can't
Speaker 1: make out. It's a matter of personal happiness for people,
Speaker 1: and I think that's what you should concentrate on. She said,
Speaker 1: if you seriously want to become a woman, you should
Speaker 1: be allowed to. You can't be a fascist about it,
Speaker 1: so all power to mirroram Margolis.
Speaker 2: Reasonable, Yeah, and JK Rowling fascinated by what people do
Speaker 2: in the toilets.
Speaker 1: None of your business, JK. Nane of your business. But yes,
Speaker 1: getting the getting the bin. JK. Rowling is what I say,
Speaker 1: getting the bin. But that's the show busin news for today.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, missed.
Speaker 2: It's always nice to know that Mary Madgeleys is standing
Speaker 2: up for people and JK.
Speaker 1: Rowlings is still You're welcome, but stick around next, as
Speaker 1: is Mike in the buzz. You're watching Chewing the Card
Speaker 1: with Mister and Mike. Now let's go deep into the
Speaker 1: somewhat poorly lit Webb as Mike has the buzz. Do
Speaker 1: you remember erin Brockovic the film? Yes, do you remember
Speaker 1: the plot line of Erin Brockovic a little bit. You
Speaker 1: remember the.
Speaker 2: Chemical that they're mixed into the groundwater and killing the
Speaker 2: people off with no It was called hexavalient chromium. Lovely
Speaker 2: does have a common name, hexavalien chromium. Okay, quite common. Well,
Speaker 2: the reason why I'm referencing that epic movie with Julie Roberts,
Speaker 2: she's really quite tired after that. I think she should
Speaker 2: have Whether she did or not, it's a different matter.
Speaker 2: Story about in Japan in a place called Fukiamma.
Speaker 1: What was that that? What was that? Now? Fuck emma? Right?
Speaker 2: A cat has basically dunked itself into this pool of
Speaker 2: hexa hexavalient chromium.
Speaker 1: What's it's on to the cat? Right?
Speaker 2: Cat's wandering around poison people. So there's a toxic pussy
Speaker 2: rolling around Fukiyama.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: They told people do not approach the cat. Do not
Speaker 2: touch the cat. It is highly toxic, it's highly castinogenic.
Speaker 2: Keep away from the cat.
Speaker 1: Is there any giveaway? Is it glowing bright yellow? Or
Speaker 1: it's acting suspiciously?
Speaker 2: How does the kattack suspiciously? It walks up and goes, hello,
Speaker 2: I'm a cat. I'm just little bit suspicious. Right, they
Speaker 2: realized they worked it out because it was leaving poor
Speaker 2: prints everywhere from the HEP's failing chromium, so it's staining
Speaker 2: the ground as it was walking away. But cats get everywhere,
Speaker 2: and that's why it's a bit of a concern in
Speaker 2: case some neighbors starts feeding it and taking it over, yes,
Speaker 2: and taking it home and looking after it and then
Speaker 2: having to find out who the neighbor is. Yeah, after
Speaker 2: three months worth of looking after it, Yeah, yeah, buying
Speaker 2: toys and food and litter trays and all that sort
Speaker 2: of stuff. So you're saying, this poor unfortunate individual of
Speaker 2: caring and concern could could could die pretty much here.
Speaker 1: So it's basically watching. They're saying to people, just watch.
Speaker 2: Out for any roaman cats, right that are acting abnormally,
Speaker 2: because it will not be a very well cat.
Speaker 1: Now because one of the symptoms of the hexagonal go
Speaker 1: go chromium hexagona cloak chromeum. There's not florid in it.
Speaker 2: It's not te hexagramium glorium is they're not mean saying it.
Speaker 2: Basically it's highly castogenic, right, and you've got like six
Speaker 2: months if you ingest.
Speaker 1: It not good. What does it do to you? It
Speaker 1: riddles you with cancer?
Speaker 2: All the way through horrible, horrible, right, so you don't
Speaker 2: want to go near it. But of course the saying
Speaker 2: old kids will have touch cat and it will be
Speaker 2: that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: This is a lighthearted show, right, Yeah, why why are
Speaker 1: we talking about ill pussies? Because it's a poisonous pussy.
Speaker 1: It's a poisonous pussy, toxic pussy.
Speaker 2: This this is not lick the toxic pussy.
Speaker 1: This this, this is not. This is not an information
Speaker 1: show for the news channel of Fukuyama in Japan. Moving
Speaker 1: on quite quick, how do you feel about AI? I
Speaker 1: have friends who are very very very much against it
Speaker 1: and its effect on the artist.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've seen some of the art that AI produces,
Speaker 2: the eighteen fingers eighteen fingers or them doing weird positions, right,
Speaker 2: And if you ever want a giggle, ask it to
Speaker 2: create a company logo because it just can't work it out, right. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: it has got limitations, but it's evolving all the time,
Speaker 2: writing getting better. Right to the point where a fully
Speaker 2: autonomous AI robot called Mohammad, right has basically grabbed the
Speaker 2: ass of a news presenter. Oh lord, right, so there
Speaker 2: in Dubai.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's the AI dummy. It's a robot.
Speaker 2: It's a full, fully autonomous robot with AI built in.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And as the news proporters told talking about this great innovation,
Speaker 2: the hand just goes forward and gives a little pat
Speaker 2: on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Is that because of the coding or is it just
Speaker 1: decided to do that itself. Because of the coding, it
Speaker 1: has done that.
Speaker 2: Now, what it's actually trying to do is move her
Speaker 2: away because it's got a proximity sensor.
Speaker 1: It's asking you to step back a bit. Okay, but
Speaker 1: instead of doing it.
Speaker 2: In a good place, it grabbed her ass to do
Speaker 2: it right, So she goes oh.
Speaker 1: You can see her face. She's not happy. It's right,
Speaker 1: you just goosed me, right? Are we sure it's not
Speaker 1: just a pervy man in a rubber suit. It's not you. You
Speaker 1: set that one up. It's your own fault. I don't
Speaker 1: wear rubber. Leather not rubber.
Speaker 2: But people are saying that, you know, it's coded to
Speaker 2: be a creep, and that they're saying it's not. It's
Speaker 2: just it just learned how to be a creep. It's
Speaker 2: not even actually trying to be a creep. It's trying
Speaker 2: to move the reporter away to give it some space.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I do know with some of
Speaker 1: the a stuff that has been generated, it's of its
Speaker 1: own volition and scouring and skimming the Internet, etc. Has
Speaker 1: ended up generating awful views and horrible statements. And so
Speaker 1: that's because it skims the Internet where people are quite
Speaker 1: toxic and are quite horrible. So it's creating this nastiness
Speaker 1: which is a reflection of society, and that's horrible.
Speaker 2: It's a reflection of Twitter. Yes, I am dead naming Twitter.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, no, no, Twitter is Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well i'll I must say you're allowed to dead
Speaker 2: name people.
Speaker 1: So Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. You like it on
Speaker 1: being angry today and very political. This is supposed to
Speaker 1: be a lighthearted magazine show about gay shit bombs and
Speaker 1: willies and vaginas. Bums, willies of vaginas. That's what the
Speaker 1: people want, bums, willies of vaginas, not creepy AI robots.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, the creepyi I also once bumbs
Speaker 2: when it's in chain. What other devastation do you want
Speaker 2: to tell us about? Because it's been toxic pussies and
Speaker 2: robots groping people?
Speaker 1: What else have you got?
Speaker 2: And if you want to see what else I have
Speaker 2: in my bag of disillusions and despair, feel free to
Speaker 2: drop us a message at the could TV on social media,
Speaker 2: and that brings us to our story of the week.
Speaker 1: Now you like clothing, Yeah, when it's clean.
Speaker 2: Yes, your own clothing, I do all in a dirty washbag.
Speaker 1: Do you own and and you've mentioned leather.
Speaker 2: I do own some leather, yes, but I can't wear
Speaker 2: that to work. Is that leather real leather or full leather?
Speaker 2: It's it's real leather. If I can eat meat, I
Speaker 2: can wear the rest of its skin. There is what
Speaker 2: I ask is because you can get fake leather as well,
Speaker 2: Yes you can. But both fake leather and traditional calendar
Speaker 2: that are quite bad for the environment. Okay because of cows.
Speaker 2: All the methane methane from their burps more than their bombs.
Speaker 2: They burked more methane than they felt. Shocks people. But yeah,
Speaker 2: really bad for the environment. Cows, yes, right, they're gassy.
Speaker 2: They're gassy animals, right, because they've got three tummies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I eat a lot of vene.
Speaker 1: I thought it was four tubbies, three, like they've got four.
Speaker 2: They've definitely got three. So that's there's a lady who
Speaker 2: calls herself fish Keo sab right, that's the name, okay.
Speaker 2: And what she does is she creates something called fish leather.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And what she does she gets she gets fish skin
Speaker 2: hmm okay, She freezes it, she defrosts it, she scrapes it,
Speaker 2: she soaks it, and then she tans it and.
Speaker 1: It becomes just as durable as normal leather. Okay. Okay.
Speaker 2: So fish leather hasn't got the same impact of the
Speaker 2: environment because fish don't produce a lot of meathing mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So it's actually better to have fish leather. I've got
Speaker 2: concern about what happens when it rains, because you leather
Speaker 2: has that very leather smell, and then it rains and
Speaker 2: it gets that very intense leather smell.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be going out in your new
Speaker 1: bondage gear smelling of kippers more like kippers. What the
Speaker 1: bars have you been going to? Didn't tail leather bars.
Speaker 2: Very aromatic whift of kipper people are basically like I said,
Speaker 2: this is a little bit concerning because there's a little
Speaker 2: bit of process behind it. What's she saying is that
Speaker 2: it's the same amount of processing as cow leather. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just you've got an extra step in it, which
Speaker 2: is freezing it. But the amount of time it takes
Speaker 2: to prepare leather, it's quicker.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, and isn't there like it? Because fish fish
Speaker 1: and notoriously smaller than cows. So to produce this same
Speaker 1: amount of leather, well.
Speaker 2: You've got two sides of a fish as well, you
Speaker 2: have two sides of a cow. Yeah, but that so
Speaker 2: they're not as small as you think. She's not doing sardines.
Speaker 2: It's the little fishes what you're created.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got us in four hundred thousand kippers of
Speaker 2: sardines because they picked the small fish. Yeah, big fishes
Speaker 2: like turbot and halibut and things. Big fish, right, and
Speaker 2: then she's skinny, so you get them both sides. So
Speaker 2: it's it's a bigger sheet. So big fish, not small
Speaker 2: fish in a cardboard box.
Speaker 1: In the freezer.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, script, and she can make anything from like
Speaker 2: a handbag to a belt or a shirt. Nothing about
Speaker 2: sofa leather sofa yeah that that that would take whale.
Speaker 2: It's not fish, no, but you get the principal. But
Speaker 2: while we're whaling, because that's something that should be breaking.
Speaker 1: That's all on the buzz this week. Thank you, Mike,
Speaker 1: and it's good to know that there are ways of
Speaker 1: being more resourceful in the world coming up. Stick around
Speaker 1: as we're going to have our game to play in
Speaker 1: Game of the Week, welcome back, and yes you're watching
Speaker 1: chewing the cut. We're going to play that's mighty interesting.
Speaker 1: And this one is for you, Mike. Something funny that
Speaker 1: was witty day of the week. So in this week's
Speaker 1: Game of the Week, Mike's apparently got a few things
Speaker 1: that are going to be mighty interesting for us. I
Speaker 1: do really, yeah, so that's gonna happen. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: ask your questions see if you can answer. Okay, what
Speaker 1: is the deepest ocean, the deepest ocean, deepest ocean in
Speaker 1: the world emotionally or they practically practically practically the Pacific.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm going to really ask this question.
Speaker 2: Which is the deepest part of the ocean, the deepest
Speaker 2: part of the the bit at the bottom, a bit
Speaker 2: at the bottom, bit at the bottom, that's the deepest
Speaker 2: part of.
Speaker 1: The ocean, specific part of the oceans. Which is the
Speaker 1: deepest bit? Name is it the Mariana Trench.
Speaker 2: It is the Mariana Trench, although I thought that was
Speaker 2: a type of salad dressing, what you have with ponds.
Speaker 2: So it's situated within the territories of the US, Okay,
Speaker 2: between the US and Guam.
Speaker 1: It's more than eighty miles deep. Oh, that is mighty interesting.
Speaker 1: Next question, this is a musical question. Oh, do like
Speaker 1: a bit of music?
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll composed the moonlight sonata Moonlight Sinatra. No, not
Speaker 2: Sinatra Moonlight Sanita Sonata Sanata Sinatra. We're not talking about
Speaker 2: it or when, or Sanita with the leaves. We're talking
Speaker 2: about Sonata snata.
Speaker 1: H I should know this, really, there's been a long
Speaker 1: time since I played flute and orchestra artist. I used
Speaker 1: to be a flortist. I can I can blow just
Speaker 1: as long as its sideways. I can't blow a kazoom.
Speaker 1: That that involves mucking about at the end. Um m
Speaker 1: uh Strauss. What's Starrus's full name? Levi Strauss?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was Ludwig one Beethome, not the in Strauss
Speaker 2: composed in eighteen oh one.
Speaker 1: But he'd never actually heard it himself because he was deaf. O.
Speaker 1: He's never heard his own music. Oh that's mighty interesting. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So now we're going to a geographical question. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't like geography at school.
Speaker 2: That's okay, you're not in school anymore. In the entire world,
Speaker 2: which I'm going very more a rosa, in the entire world.
Speaker 2: Which is the largest island? Which is the largest island?
Speaker 2: That's the big one, the big one, the big one,
Speaker 2: that's the largest island. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Is New Zealand count as an island? It is, let's say,
Speaker 1: New Zealand. It's smaller than Australia, though, which is the
Speaker 1: largest island. Australia counts as an island rather than the continent. Well,
Speaker 1: because it shares the continent with New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Australia itself is a country and an island
Speaker 2: because it's one big island. It's like the UK, right, England, Scotland,
Speaker 2: Wales one island.
Speaker 1: M hm hm, that's interesting, mighty interesting. It's not mighty interesting.
Speaker 1: It's just quiet and none of this is You can't
Speaker 1: say the Q word, BBC. I'll have us that chemistry.
Speaker 1: How are you good with chemistry? Shocking, shocking?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll see how shocking, and what is the chemical
Speaker 2: symbol for oxygen?
Speaker 1: Two little ones are one big one. We're not on countdown.
Speaker 1: It's not that show. But yeah, is it one big
Speaker 1: one and two little ones like H two O. That's
Speaker 1: hydrogen oxide? Okay, not our oxygen? Is it just two
Speaker 1: balls then? Okay? Oh too? It is oh too well done.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was our quick It's so technically it's it's
Speaker 2: a singular one, but we find it everywhere in nature's
Speaker 2: two molecules. Okay, so it creates dioxygen or oh two.
Speaker 1: Is what we recognize?
Speaker 2: It is oxygen with the letter for oxygen itself and
Speaker 2: the chemical element table.
Speaker 1: Is oh.
Speaker 2: Oh oh. That's mighty interesting. History and architecture. You look
Speaker 2: like a historian wearing that shirt.
Speaker 1: I do look like a historian wearing this shirt. A
Speaker 1: supply history teacher. High kids, I'm cool. You're going to
Speaker 1: enjoy your day with me, whilst your other teacher is
Speaker 1: suffering a mental health breakdown because you've driven in crazy
Speaker 1: some one's.
Speaker 2: I had the painters and decorators in Okay painted the
Speaker 2: ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Speaker 1: It was Mikey Angelo's team, Okay, headed up by mikey amjoy,
Speaker 1: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Pope Julius the second and fifteen eight okay,
Speaker 2: is replacing a blue ceiling with dotted stars.
Speaker 1: Is that what was before? Just a blue ceiling with
Speaker 1: the stars stars? Yeah? Oh that sounds like a child's bedroom.
Speaker 2: So in England, the original houses of Parliament had the
Speaker 2: Star Chamber, which was the same thing. It was a
Speaker 2: dark blue ceiling with little white stars painted on it.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. It was quite common in the Middle Ages
Speaker 2: to have that as a ceiling because it was supposed
Speaker 2: to remove the ceiling so it had contact with God.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, It's mighty interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay. The next question you should get. I've done quite
Speaker 1: well so far.
Speaker 2: To be honest, you have done right, But this one,
Speaker 2: if you don't get, you're going to be disappointed in yourself. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: because it's something you should know intimately. What's the longest
Speaker 2: bone a person can have in their body?
Speaker 1: Depends on how lucky I've been on a Friday night. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes it is. What's the longest pon you think you
Speaker 1: finally hear your body?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: The fema?
Speaker 2: Ah? Now, you see, if you said fema and I'd
Speaker 2: said right, that's been wrong. Fourteen inch penis no.
Speaker 1: The femur. Yeah see I'm clever.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's an interesting fact, a right, right, Femurs only
Speaker 2: break from serious.
Speaker 1: Accidents, such as a car accident.
Speaker 2: Okay, unless you've got osteoporosis, in which case they're quite brittle.
Speaker 1: Well, that's mighty interesting. Last question now, okay, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: in Greek mythology. Oh now something I will know something about. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: change the question. Ah, what is the smallest bone in
Speaker 1: the human body? Uh, that's what I usually get on
Speaker 1: a Friday night silicon isn't considered bone? Your little bone
Speaker 1: in your little tongue.
Speaker 2: Oh well, here's an interesting fact. Oh, actually, no, I
Speaker 2: tell a lie. No, it answered the question.
Speaker 1: No, I've got the answer. I think I know the answer.
Speaker 1: You've already given me that. I think I know the
Speaker 1: real answer. Let me win.
Speaker 2: Nobody on this show is ever classified as a winner anyway.
Speaker 1: The smallest bone in your body, I believe, is the
Speaker 1: hammer bone in your ear. Okay.
Speaker 2: So you've tried the smallest bone in your foot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you've said it's the smallest bone in your ear.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, and you've said it's the hammer bone. I
Speaker 1: think it's the hammer bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, the staples bone, ah, located in the middle ear,
Speaker 2: so it's not the hammer bone.
Speaker 1: Well I was close. You were close, but you didn't
Speaker 1: get it right.
Speaker 2: And basically down to this bone causes the partial complete
Speaker 2: hearing loss right, and or it can become derecognized by
Speaker 2: the brain, so your brain can just forget this bone exists.
Speaker 1: And you go death. Well that's mighty interesting, just sort
Speaker 1: at the end of the other question. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: all of the questions I have for you this week
Speaker 1: because you stick around as next as Mike, and that's science.
Speaker 1: That is Welcome back to chewing the cud, and now
Speaker 1: we learn something we didn't need to know. It's Mike
Speaker 1: and that science. That is that science, that is mister.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about pea raining down on me?
Speaker 2: Okay, nice, I'm actually talking about these things. A little
Speaker 2: frozen peas, he's not frozen. How do you feel about peas?
Speaker 1: Peace? I quite like peas with a bit of butter
Speaker 1: and folk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, lovely, wonderful. Because I'm aware that you have
Speaker 2: limited space at Hope. What I'm going to do is
Speaker 2: get your way of getting fresh peas right in your
Speaker 2: abode from non seeded peas. Now, if you go to
Speaker 2: the supermarket or a horticultural establishment such as a garden center,
Speaker 2: I store, you can.
Speaker 1: Buy peas as seeds.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, you get you get a very handful few
Speaker 2: writing about two pounds.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In front of you there you have a box of
Speaker 2: dried peas I do okay, and they are also about
Speaker 2: two pounds okay, a lot of peace.
Speaker 1: Now it's a big box. The big box. Now here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't eat these peas because if you look carefully
Speaker 2: at the bottom of the box, has got best before date.
Speaker 1: On there may in November twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so best before November twenty twenty one. However, these
Speaker 2: peas will still grow, will they, because that's basically dragged
Speaker 2: pea is a seed.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that is interesting. It is not doing that
Speaker 1: part of the show interesting.
Speaker 2: Okay, science not interesting. Don't have crossover. This is not interesting.
Speaker 2: It's science.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So now what we want to do is we want
Speaker 2: to create a place where they can germinate or grow. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: Now I'm not using soil because getting compost is really
Speaker 2: bad for the environment.
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to look at bugs in my house. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know who I get my compost from, Well, a
Speaker 1: man called Pete.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to get peat free compost. So what we're
Speaker 2: going to use is we're going to use a growing
Speaker 2: medium or pool paper as I call it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice. That's a fun pattern. It's a fun pattern. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what we need to do is we need to
Speaker 1: create zones of moisture.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So here we have a jar. Okay, now,
Speaker 2: this jar in a previous life held a candle that
Speaker 2: should we say, in the phrase of moil rose would
Speaker 2: have been pressed just with memories of Americana, not saying
Speaker 2: Yankee candles, because that's advertising you just did. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying yankie candles. Fine, right, that still smells. That's that's
Speaker 2: my hand soaking. It's very nice and so yeah, it's
Speaker 2: lime and lime and Kiwi for it.
Speaker 1: I think, hands up.
Speaker 2: Anyway, What you need to do is you need to
Speaker 2: take someone of your toilet paper okay, okay, and quite
Speaker 2: a chunky like a good amount, okay, a good wrap
Speaker 2: and make and make a bit for the bottom, okay
Speaker 2: for the bottom.
Speaker 1: And it's not going to go in that way. It's
Speaker 1: going to go in flat.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, because when you push it in, you
Speaker 2: needed to kind of make a little bit of a
Speaker 2: nest like that. Okay, okay, and you want to do
Speaker 2: that three times, three times, three times, so a bit
Speaker 2: of a flat nest.
Speaker 1: Because what that will do I can't get. But having
Speaker 1: did is too deep.
Speaker 2: Well, what you do is you pop it in and
Speaker 2: then push it down later with more Okay, okay, Because
Speaker 2: what we're doing all the time is we're creating like
Speaker 2: a cup, the older cup, the older cup. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Now once you have done that, you should be three
Speaker 1: quarters of the way up your jar. Okay. Well that's
Speaker 1: the second one, old, not you have a third one.
Speaker 1: Oh it's okay. It's like trying to fist a tight tweak.
Speaker 1: Remember what that was like.
Speaker 2: So what we're doing here is we're creating layers of paper.
Speaker 2: So when we're moisten it, it's not all just sitting
Speaker 2: in one area. Okay, because peas like a good growing medium, okay,
Speaker 2: and they like to be moist.
Speaker 1: But I like the word moist. Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, once we've got that, okay, we're gonna hold onto
Speaker 2: that for a Seconday, because peas are a climbing plant. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: So normally what you see in gardens is you see
Speaker 2: lots of canes and string and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: M hm, Okay.
Speaker 2: What we're actually going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: have self supporting piece as a pea bush. Because what
Speaker 2: happens is a pea is quite strong at the base, okay,
Speaker 2: and the further up it goes, it gets the peas
Speaker 2: grow higher up, so they get heavy. If you have
Speaker 2: them growing together, they'll tangle together, okay and create a
Speaker 2: self supporting structure. Oh okay, But there's a way you've
Speaker 2: got to do it. You can't just go you can't
Speaker 2: just fling them about with gay abandon. You've got to
Speaker 2: planet Oh okay, So this is more complicated than I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought were just fling.
Speaker 1: You can just bum the peas in.
Speaker 2: What might happen is they might not cling together, and
Speaker 2: then I'll spread about and they'll fall over and you
Speaker 2: be droopy and it'll just.
Speaker 1: Take a lot.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants a drew ppe. No one wants a pee
Speaker 2: that's all over the place. Might you want a pee
Speaker 2: that's very contained and very specialized area. So I want
Speaker 2: you to get a good run of roll good good
Speaker 2: good run a roll good.
Speaker 1: Run a role okay for when you've got a bad,
Speaker 1: bad case of the runs. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: And the first thing I'm gonna to follow a little
Speaker 2: piece over on a on a run hold at Okay, Oh,
Speaker 2: I've folded a bit too big a piece sold on.
Speaker 2: It's just like half an inch kind of thing. Half
Speaker 2: an inch half a thing we don't what you understand
Speaker 2: to be inches.
Speaker 1: You want to flap with? Okay, open it up and
Speaker 1: put two peas into that crease. Okay. I now fold
Speaker 1: it over, folded over, okay. And then next when you
Speaker 1: folded it over with those pieces at the side, you're
Speaker 1: going to put another two piece in. Oh I need
Speaker 1: more peace. I'd suggest rolling out a lot of peace.
Speaker 1: This is this is complicated. It is complicated to keep
Speaker 1: over the place. I can give them a little lick
Speaker 1: and stick them down.
Speaker 2: If you want to moist them a little, you can do.
Speaker 2: It's about being careful and dexterous, un clumsy and heavy handed.
Speaker 2: Now what more of these folds than we're doing?
Speaker 1: How the sheets of paper?
Speaker 2: What we're gonna do that twice, now to peas and
Speaker 2: roll over. Then break off your sheet at the next
Speaker 2: the next tear and just roll up. Because now what
Speaker 2: we're going to do, uh huh, okay is just roll them.
Speaker 2: I just lost a peek, right, Just do some rolls
Speaker 2: with the paper around to hold it together, and then
Speaker 2: you just keep rolling so you've got a good, good
Speaker 2: amount of folds it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it looks like a pie in a rose.
Speaker 1: That's good. If it was a flower, it would be
Speaker 1: a pee and e.
Speaker 2: Right now, what I'm going to do with these peas,
Speaker 2: You're going to pop them into the little folds that
Speaker 2: you've got in the paper.
Speaker 1: I've popped the peas and the foles that I've got exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm still slightly drunk from last night. There
Speaker 2: was there was an opportunity for a good song pun
Speaker 2: in there, but no I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: What was it? Don't worry about it. It's fine, but
Speaker 1: we're not we're not doing the quiz where you get
Speaker 1: name that tune because that revolves around using a kazoo.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: So, as you can see, I've got quite a few
Speaker 2: peas shoved in here. Yes, okay, how many peas do
Speaker 2: you need to stuff in just a good few? I
Speaker 2: think you're overdoing it with a piece. You need quite
Speaker 2: a few well, because they need to support themselves, so
Speaker 2: it should look like there's too many peas in there.
Speaker 1: Are you going to put these out and let them
Speaker 1: grow and then see us? Is better because of we
Speaker 1: can we're doing a follow up show or is this
Speaker 1: going to be a very very long segment, very long segment.
Speaker 2: What we can do is once we've once we've done
Speaker 2: this and we've set it all up, Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: take yours home and we can bring them back one
Speaker 2: day because it takes a while for a piece to grow. Yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and want you to just give it a bit more
Speaker 2: of a roll more you want more? You want a
Speaker 2: big cigar kind of shape thing, okay, and follow over
Speaker 2: like a choad, like a child, because then follow over
Speaker 2: the bottom so that you've got a fold so it's
Speaker 2: not allanky shade with the foldy bottom. Okay, And then
Speaker 2: that is going to describe my kind of gentleman. And
Speaker 2: then that's going to sit in the middle of your
Speaker 2: cups of paper.
Speaker 1: Like that. Got it? Okay? Do we need more stuffing around?
Speaker 1: Stuff around it with some support, so just balls of
Speaker 1: paper at that point, you know, when this finishes and
Speaker 1: you've got a lovely, beautiful green growing pea bush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, will it be quite beautiful? Would you say it
Speaker 2: would be appealing? No, The pea flowers are quite pretty.
Speaker 2: They're quite a little small white things. But the bushes themselves,
Speaker 2: when they start to produce peas, are a little bit ugly.
Speaker 2: And then to encourage germination, you're just going to put
Speaker 2: a single sheet over the top. Oh these a little hat,
Speaker 2: just a little hat, little hat. Okay, it's a single sheet.
Speaker 1: It's a single sheet. And then moisten I tucked in
Speaker 1: a little. Yeah, the water will help. Took it in. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Now you can go quite heavy with the water because
Speaker 1: it's got lots of layers to soak through, and just
Speaker 1: so you don't spil it everywhere all over the electrics
Speaker 1: in the studio. Well, you've got the electrics on sneathie
Speaker 1: I haven't okay, okay. And then they'll grow and you've
Speaker 1: got peas in your kitchen, and that's that is that science.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: As they grow, you can chop them off and have
Speaker 2: them in salad. Things growing well, no no no no
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no. Yeah, I'll wait
Speaker 2: for that then, but that's.
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