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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Benni and Rome

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<v Speaker 1>and Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, out take, I hardly know them. Oh, hello

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<v Speaker 2>and welcome to this. I'll Chewing the Cud out take special.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing? Lee?

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<v Speaker 3>FA's are middling?

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<v Speaker 2>There's a middling? Are you excited to have a look

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<v Speaker 2>back over the past couple of months?

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<v Speaker 3>So excited that there is moisture coming out of every

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<v Speaker 3>single orifice I own?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that not just because you weren't sure whether it's

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<v Speaker 2>a fart or a shit? Yes, you just need to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that you're you're fully evacuating because doucheing can

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<v Speaker 2>be very.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I do douche You do it regularly?

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<v Speaker 3>Or do you do it regularly or.

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<v Speaker 2>Be careful because you'll disrupt your biome and I'll end

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<v Speaker 2>up with ibs. I'm not just stick some yogurt up there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I want to do, baby yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>M and I have to cut that out. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to stick baby yogurt up there.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you never heard the phrase baby yogurts?

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<v Speaker 2>Not from someone that's not in prison? No, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what is a baby?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Or my bossy? I hate that word.

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<v Speaker 4>I absolutely hate that word.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still recording right.

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<v Speaker 6>In here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, can you hear me? Can you hear me,

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<v Speaker 2>Clem Fandango?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I hear you, Clem Fandango.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Dean wasn't sure whether I was doing that joke until

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<v Speaker 2>I dad that joke.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I hear you, Clem Fandango.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I hear you, Clem van Dango.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just gonna push that button, can't can hear you

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<v Speaker 7>when you take your king finger off the button?

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcomely, stay right there is come up after this

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<v Speaker 2>short break leeve. Gosh, it's his brain.

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<v Speaker 3>Get ships his brain in celebrity news.

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<v Speaker 2>We retired this morning. You're welcomely, stay away.

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<v Speaker 3>Brain. I'm going man, he's about to ship his brains

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<v Speaker 3>out live on television.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcomely. Oh no, you're welcomely, stay right there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>coming up after this short bracing his brain. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me.

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<v Speaker 8>Hurry off is touching cloth? Ah, you're welcome me.

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<v Speaker 5>And I can only imagine Daniel Craig's bottom. I can

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<v Speaker 5>only imagine Andrew Garfield's bottom. But I think Andrew Garfield

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<v Speaker 5>would have a more playful bottom than Daniel Craig.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the face. He's got a serious bottom.

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<v Speaker 5>You can tell he's got an inflexible bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing worse, Andrew Garfield the flexible bottom. Yeah, playful bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>so playful, flexible fun. So Andrew Garfield, shall we rename

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<v Speaker 2>this rather than the show is just bombs that people

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<v Speaker 2>like dominic But now I don't know how this could

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<v Speaker 2>be what Andrew garf Field is comfortable? So excited now

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<v Speaker 2>I presented the show with a teenage.

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<v Speaker 9>Boy years beautifour years Dan, You're great, So there's there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah but yeah. Set to launch in next year to

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five, you'll start to see Caprice in bottles.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they already do the cordially bottles, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>dilute your on Caprison, Well, I can't do it. I

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<v Speaker 2>can navigate it to taste like Caprison.

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<v Speaker 3>You've not got the ratio right.

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<v Speaker 2>No, even I followed the ratio as a canon thing

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<v Speaker 2>and it just doesn't taste the same. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>because it's not in a.

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<v Speaker 3>Pouch I do.

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<v Speaker 10>There are certain drinks I can drink in glass, and

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<v Speaker 10>certain drinks I can drink in a mug, and certain

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<v Speaker 10>drinks like there is something about that to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know technically there's different like brandy glasses and aerating

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<v Speaker 2>the thing and all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 11>But I wouldn't have imagined it was that different for

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<v Speaker 11>a cordial and a different Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do a line of cocoff a prostitute stomach,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very different to do it off the table, and

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<v Speaker 2>that makes it's so nicely to our story of the week. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to redo that anyway because I can't

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<v Speaker 2>have that in.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, please, you can bleep it now.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good lie. It was a good light and

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<v Speaker 2>it will be great on YouTube. And but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>putting out on It's such a shame.

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<v Speaker 3>When he does something actually funny and he can't use it.

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<v Speaker 12>We have your face on, right, dickhead.

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<v Speaker 2>You love too hard simple things?

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<v Speaker 3>Cop nos? God that can we disrespect the country more?

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't do that? No one, keep still.

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<v Speaker 6>Geo Impulsava.

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<v Speaker 7>That's definitely like jk Rowland is going to get on

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<v Speaker 7>that right into box.

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<v Speaker 6>Where isn't she that horrendous?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, not not she them them them

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<v Speaker 2>the New Year. I have decided that every time I

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<v Speaker 2>reference JK Rowling, I'm going to give them gender neutral pronouns.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that for you because there's nothing that they

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<v Speaker 2>can do about it, right, and it still doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>that they are. It's like anything other than a woman.

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<v Speaker 7>No, they can be used to refer to a woman,

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<v Speaker 7>a person who is choosing they as their.

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<v Speaker 2>Pronouns and enforcing those pronouns as J. K. Rowling likes

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<v Speaker 2>to enforce their pronouns and other people.

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<v Speaker 6>Petty about it, guys, be petty about.

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<v Speaker 2>Always be petty. If you can't do anything well useful

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<v Speaker 2>in the world, be petty about it.

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<v Speaker 3>My methods.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you have covered in in them cotton wool, m

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<v Speaker 2>h okay. Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with its

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<v Speaker 2>tild covered buildings, historic trams, and nightlife scene that's truly electric.

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<v Speaker 2>On day one, why not start off in the Prakadov Comico,

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<v Speaker 2>stroll through the Alphama district home to sell alcome choice,

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry that.

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<v Speaker 4>So you go do first? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, but I'm keeping it down here on the downlow.

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<v Speaker 4>Go in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisbon is also a gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't got that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with this alco I

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<v Speaker 2>hate you lee Ah.

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<v Speaker 11>The first word in the world is panties. I hate

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<v Speaker 11>the word panties. That's horrible, Capri. So how do you

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<v Speaker 11>feel about Capri better than I took about panties?

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<v Speaker 2>Caprison. It's something you sticking a kid's lungs box, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know where you were going with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Not very concerned, very quickly, and then very relieved, very quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to chewing. The catechanslaughedly. De things because that's

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<v Speaker 2>what this outfit needs. Another layer of plastic.

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<v Speaker 6>It needs another layer.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, stop, more plastic, that's what this needs.

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<v Speaker 6>More fire hazards.

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<v Speaker 2>Well actually, yeah no, because right now, right now, Dean's

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<v Speaker 2>going with these hands and that's all we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>say after the noun recording, like Auntie Shirley's got pissed

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<v Speaker 2>at Christmas. Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with its

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<v Speaker 2>tile covered buildings, historic trams, and a nightlife scene that's electric. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so what should you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>On day one started stro through the Alfarmer district home

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<v Speaker 3>to could just.

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<v Speaker 2>Say okay, I'll do the first one. Then yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I count I'll just do the topic. It's it's yeah there, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>All bottoms are beautiful, All bottoms are valid, but moving on,

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<v Speaker 5>moving on, stick around because next up with something completely different.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got Mike in the buzz just dick stare right there,

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<v Speaker 2>because come up next we have more outtakes. Welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to cheer in the good and now it's time for

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<v Speaker 2>our best bits, our outtakes and some things you may

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<v Speaker 2>never have seen before.

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<v Speaker 13>Hmm yea hmm.

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<v Speaker 7>You scoffing. Yeah, it looks like a particularly cheering nothing.

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<v Speaker 14>Very true.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing. Oh got one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>Go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're in the cupboard by on the left. That cupboard,

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<v Speaker 2>there should be something there. If not, they're in the

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<v Speaker 2>other cupboard then the left.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no autistics now.

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<v Speaker 11>Wrong, Yeah, I can't even pronounce a word. I'll not

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<v Speaker 11>be corrected on that very thing, squirting.

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<v Speaker 2>With the old not even a word showing people righte procritical,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? What does that word say? Professionalism? M saying

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<v Speaker 2>is one thing on an autoky that still understands. Pronunciation

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<v Speaker 2>is an entirely different thing. Yes, written words nobody can

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<v Speaker 2>see voice, isn't that people here?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>He's so angry about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeez, there's all the stuff there. This is all Pal's

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<v Speaker 2>angry about.

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<v Speaker 4>Geese there's all sorts that's going here anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>What is more useful when it's broken? Don't be rude.

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<v Speaker 6>What is more useful when it's broken?

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<v Speaker 4>You will?

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<v Speaker 2>You will? It's more youthful when it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Depends on who you ask? Are you youthful? Are useful?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Useful?

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<v Speaker 6>Useful?

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<v Speaker 2>Useful? Were able to be used when broken?

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<v Speaker 3>It's broken?

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<v Speaker 6>An egg?

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a he No?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually yeah, an egg?

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<v Speaker 5>An egg?

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<v Speaker 7>We'm actually shut right, I'm going out on a limb there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's not. But I was hinting towards him, saying.

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<v Speaker 6>Not one's hymen.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a made up thing, because it's I need

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<v Speaker 2>to mention the word high at least once a season.

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<v Speaker 6>Have we got it? This season?

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<v Speaker 2>Done?

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<v Speaker 6>Just done it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because last season it was that song nothing Breaks like

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<v Speaker 2>a Heart by Malice Iris. Nothing breaks like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>hymen and the drag Queen as they got. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>much better answer that I was going to give. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the next one, I'm easy to lift, but hard to swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>I easy to lift but hard to throw? What am I?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, spinning again? Sport. So for that one, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>for food and drink, which is cinnamon comes from which

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<v Speaker 2>part of a tree?

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<v Speaker 3>You are?

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<v Speaker 2>Cinnamon? Cinnamon comes from which part of the tree? Cinnamon? Cinnamon?

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<v Speaker 3>Um, I don't like cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I miss misread the question. What's what flavors does

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<v Speaker 2>Lee not like in the spice cabinet?

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<v Speaker 3>Cinnamon?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go?

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<v Speaker 3>Woo, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it done.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, stick around, hello, stick around as next we go

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<v Speaker 3>in continent, I mean incontinental. I didn't write that, and should.

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<v Speaker 2>We do it again with the otak moving? What do

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<v Speaker 2>the numbers eleven, eighty eight and sixty nine all have

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<v Speaker 6>Nice to get that out there. Eleven, eighty eight and

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<v Speaker 6>sixty nine they can all represent.

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<v Speaker 2>People, and I need to understand your workings.

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<v Speaker 7>So eleven, I guess, would be two skinny people, okay,

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<v Speaker 7>eighty eight famously two fat ladies okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Sixty nine sexy number?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it sexy number?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>If you don't know why, I can't explain it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I never understand that, because how are you supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the bed. Anyway, they all read the

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<v Speaker 2>same when they're upside down.

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<v Speaker 6>Ah, yes they do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's not a palindrome. It's not similar to a palindrome.

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<v Speaker 7>Very similar to a palindrome, almost the same thing as

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<v Speaker 2>To be able to see Paul, not sea Paul, because

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<v Speaker 2>nobody wants to tissue.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the word you were trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Moment about Paul. So I'm trying to see Paul. Not

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<v Speaker 2>that anyone else wants to see Paul. It's just an

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<v Speaker 2>unfortunate coincidence that he exists. Been very vitrially towards you

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<v Speaker 2>to stay Paul. No, it's not that I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why it is. But it's not that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just your general demeanor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I think they've just irked to me somewhat

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<v Speaker 2>that's for later.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's for.

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<v Speaker 2>A new game.

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<v Speaker 3>Rattled.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Those crisps are calling to me, like, what an incentive

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<v Speaker 5>to make the show the best it could be.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, look what the reward is off. I'm not being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 14>That sounded like I was taking the bits, but I

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<v Speaker 14>mean it, like the crisps are like, come to me,

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<v Speaker 14>dominated come to me.

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<v Speaker 2>They just tried bits of vegetable.

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<v Speaker 5>Beautiful beaut That's all I speak.

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<v Speaker 1>And seat right, you're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Benny and Rowe and Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so get those nuts away from my face. Were

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<v Speaker 2>just yeah, it was just a little bit slow. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>it there. I know when I start talking to shift

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<v Speaker 5>It's a little bit slow. I would not allow myself

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<v Speaker 5>to have this in the house. I would not, would

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<v Speaker 5>you know I would not. I would never. I would

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<v Speaker 5>never go out again. This would be my only active

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<v Speaker 5>eating it.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh my god, stop it fantastic?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Generally just busy having a chocolate pudding orgasm? Be with

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<v Speaker 2>you in a jans is the answer to that?

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<v Speaker 4>Ches Hawks this, stop it?

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it. If I had this and.

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<v Speaker 5>Chesney Hawk's bottom, the combinations I could come up with.

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<v Speaker 2>Just being risky.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a clean boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Chess chocolate if it's said chocolate in the bottom, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, well, I know it's chocolate, but subconsciously could it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I just anyway, right, Chesta might watch this. Behave dominic, behave, behave.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not going it's going to someone's.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>One more bite, they go, that was great. They just

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<v Speaker 3>all right mm hmm, and the quick amunity here thrives.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got iconic bars like CC slaughters and darcel XV.

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<v Speaker 15>Way to Go feel x V, separate XB slaughter House,

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<v Speaker 15>show houses.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't check that slaughter house.

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<v Speaker 3>It does slater, CC slaughters is not actually the name

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<v Speaker 3>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>CC slaughters, Yeah, okay, slaughterhouse. Come on and Gage getting

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<v Speaker 2>to die right pers And when you're saying Darren Brown,

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<v Speaker 2>am I thinking that.

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<v Speaker 6>The magiciany psychic?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>That one, that's God and Brown.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not been a prime minister for like twenty.

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<v Speaker 7>Years and eight caused the financial crisis, caused the global

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<v Speaker 7>back the market crash.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, to be fair, he didn't know he was in

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<v Speaker 2>power when it, so it's his fault, okay, Darren Brown?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I know that's a weird one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Look if it's what what you go, yes too, that's

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<v Speaker 2>perfectly fine. Not michaeup of tea. You should ask that

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<v Speaker 2>question before you I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Going to ask this question before I say something else

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<v Speaker 6>more silly than that.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you ready, Mike?

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<v Speaker 11>I was written by Ai. Oh fancy, No, it's been spread.

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<v Speaker 11>You've stolen a the fee from a writer. No, we

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<v Speaker 11>haven't because we don't pay any writers.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, go make yourself a lovely cup of tea and

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<v Speaker 3>join us. Right back. We've got more outtakes, Welcome back

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<v Speaker 3>to Cheering the cord, and now let's go over with

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<v Speaker 3>some more of our bloopers, troopers and double dupers.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm keeping.

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<v Speaker 2>This is compand to welcome back in one, Oh dear

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<v Speaker 2>double trooper. That's it gonna fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, John is right?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to keep keep on?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's doing one another welcome back to Welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to done so far?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know who he is?

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<v Speaker 3>John?

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<v Speaker 6>I've written John and it's Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>John Lock is Joe Locke, famous from heart Stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Jounlock dad might be his dad? Who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>We are?

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<v Speaker 2>We're free bailing the entire thing up until the autochy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, so I do the welcome to the clip show,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? How you doing? Lee a right or wonderful?

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<v Speaker 2>And then we'll go we'll just leave it and I

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do another one of those, yeah, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do some two goodbyes. Actually we'll do a stick around,

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<v Speaker 2>stay watching, stay watching, stay watching, stay watching, stay watching,

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<v Speaker 2>stay watching. I was still you still got me because

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<v Speaker 2>you're pull in the face. I don't know whether you

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<v Speaker 2>want to sleep. Just just let's do it, okay, called

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<v Speaker 2>hither fart word. The entire time he wasn't listening to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, I'm gonna either thought or ship myself.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure which one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I was getting that face. Wasn't thinking. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a confused ship or corporate jargon speak and I

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<v Speaker 2>get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it was cringey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's old.

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<v Speaker 4>When I started in the corporate world ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago, wasn't his first job Ladies and gentlemen and others.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know what to know what My first jobs were.

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<v Speaker 2>Coleman, rag and bone Man, chimney sweep, Oh you know

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<v Speaker 2>what for offa match stick? Boy surprised. Nobody is shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>My first job was to light it.

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<v Speaker 10>Boy was to light the fire a coal fire in

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<v Speaker 10>a in a primary school, in a in a Victorian

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<v Speaker 10>a primary primary school, preschool, Victorian building of Victorian Tier just.

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<v Speaker 2>Admitted that you're in the Victorian times lighting up fires

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<v Speaker 2>for primary school children.

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<v Speaker 4>Pre school Bribey governor, pre school children.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it, tidy, Tim?

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like, well, I think I've got consumption.

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<v Speaker 4>That's because I didn't open the flume.

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<v Speaker 2>The it's the flow.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't understand the science of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Still don't you still understand? Fifty eight? Sorry to keep

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<v Speaker 2>making you younger anyway, get on.

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<v Speaker 3>With the news.

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<v Speaker 4>So what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>So god, taste of anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you questioning the emissions of my boys?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Tattoo water is what was just said down my ear?

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<v Speaker 2>What is tatty Watterly?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe tattoo wata is a very northern, a very

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<v Speaker 3>northern description of seamen, but it's not a good one

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<v Speaker 3>because one doesn't want to be spurting out tattoo watah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got a lovely little dessert that you can

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<v Speaker 2>wear your friends with and it's all natural, including the seamen.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, indeed, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you want something delicious, remember everybody loves fanny

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<v Speaker 2>preading back cub.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not it isn't actual? Colm?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it not?

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<v Speaker 3>No? It's not? What is it? That's not? Colm? You

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<v Speaker 3>don't produce that.

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<v Speaker 2>Much com no, because the one I produced earlier, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't produce that much cum.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh uh, I guess what I'm gonna say now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know exactly what you're going to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Now do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, I am look all the way up to the

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<v Speaker 4>hair load.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really not up to the hairline list your hairlines

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<v Speaker 2>up here, it's not oh this is this is an intervention.

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<v Speaker 4>Gone. I honestly do not know why he come here

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<v Speaker 4>from his abuse, because.

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<v Speaker 2>It's better than the debut. Should get her home. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that's why you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to come here for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome up, hey, welcome up, Welcome up, don't mind that,

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind.

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<v Speaker 3>That that was me. Get conviious is welcome back and

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<v Speaker 3>coming up?

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always one night stand.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back. Now, get yourself looped up proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Daddy's coming for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember if you want to send any videos to leave,

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<v Speaker 2>drop into his d MS.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just pissed.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got.

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<v Speaker 2>Clippingly looking at it, going just pissed.

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<v Speaker 4>Stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then every time a pregnant woman sim swims, technically

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<v Speaker 2>she's a human submarine. Oh hello, and welcome to chewing

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<v Speaker 2>you could you're like chewing your cord, not mine, not there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right with or without consent? No no, no, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my head today.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just do the whole show. What words at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I might.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll the word there once and then I'll just use

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<v Speaker 2>it all six seven dwarfs in my head. Hi, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you not too bad? Full of cheese? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so before before we started recording, I had some lovely

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<v Speaker 2>mar mite cheese in the fridge and niff out come

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<v Speaker 2>back empty packets here. Oh I didn't know they were

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<v Speaker 2>both for you. There were no labels, labels. Oh, I'm sorry, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Just oh I didn't No, no, no, not moodylicious.

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<v Speaker 11>So really, cheese is really nice, selfish.

440
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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry.

441
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Now we get Now we get an apology.

442
00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:42.079
<v Speaker 4>Oh dear.

443
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, what have you got for us today, Mike? Today

444
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I have a story about things people search for on

445
00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:50.000
<v Speaker 2>websites on trains, and then we see what's cooking in

446
00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:54.799
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen with everybody loves Fanny. I don't know because

447
00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:56.759
<v Speaker 2>I've gone on to skibbedy toilet.

448
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:59.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh not the skibbety toilet.

449
00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Mad Ris bro rap rap.

450
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:09.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

451
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:10.319
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just getting into the thing.

452
00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.480
<v Speaker 7>In the least sexual way I've ever said this phrase.

453
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:24.599
<v Speaker 6>I cannot wait to get me pants off. I can't.

454
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 7>I'm struggling to work for where to put like my

455
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:30.319
<v Speaker 7>hands and my arms because the waist pants are horrible.

456
00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:43.319
<v Speaker 2>It's vile. It's not just your chimney, O coming down.

457
00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:51.880
<v Speaker 3>Welcome back to cheering the cord. I get yourself primed

458
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:57.799
<v Speaker 3>because we're coming at you with some more with clear clear.

459
00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:04.079
<v Speaker 3>Just sticks to the same thing, Blake, Stop trying to

460
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:06.400
<v Speaker 3>be clever. Stop trying to think up things.

461
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.599
<v Speaker 11>My mate Billy has got a ten football. Oh oh

462
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 11>hello there, welcome to chewing the cards. Billie Eilish, No,

463
00:31:16.119 --> 00:31:23.960
<v Speaker 11>not Billie Eilish, She definitely doesn't have a ten foot one. Well,

464
00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:26.119
<v Speaker 11>he did until he showed it to the girl next door.

465
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:28.839
<v Speaker 11>She hit it with a rake because she thought it

466
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.759
<v Speaker 11>was a snake. And now it's only four foot four?

467
00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Would you still impressive?

468
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

469
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:37.480
<v Speaker 2>He's off.

470
00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:41.559
<v Speaker 4>What have you got for us today, Mike.

471
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:44.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, today I've got the evidence of something we've been

472
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:46.920
<v Speaker 2>doing wrong four years and I'm going to do something

473
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 2>wonderful and crafty.

474
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:48.160
<v Speaker 3>Queens.

475
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 4>That'll be a stretch.

476
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:55.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about your backside, a yawning hippo.

477
00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:59.079
<v Speaker 4>And we even have a game to play in our

478
00:31:59.119 --> 00:31:59.759
<v Speaker 4>Game of a week.

479
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.799
<v Speaker 11>But on screen now you can see our social media

480
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.000
<v Speaker 11>contact in folks, just look for at the cud teap.

481
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<v Speaker 3>Go and get it off a chocolate bourbon and have.

482
00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:14.519
<v Speaker 2>A bourbon bourbon? A bourbon?

483
00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:15.119
<v Speaker 15>Is it?

484
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:16.200
<v Speaker 13>Simon love bond?

485
00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:26.240
<v Speaker 3>M h, You've just got enough time to nip off

486
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:28.440
<v Speaker 3>and gets off a custard cream and join us for

487
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.279
<v Speaker 3>some more of our best bits and outtakes.

488
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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with the bourbons and mixing up of it

489
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:41.400
<v Speaker 2>the custard cream. I'm offer a lovely chocolate biscuit to

490
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:42.480
<v Speaker 2>one that's lovely but not.

491
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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate carameald No, no, no fruity.

492
00:32:47.400 --> 00:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>No, what's a fruity bickie? Welcome back to you in

493
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<v Speaker 2>a good and now we're getting ready for some more

494
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:06.039
<v Speaker 2>of our interesting bits.

495
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<v Speaker 5>I like that it's been predominantly nineteen nineties and US

496
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:17.920
<v Speaker 5>seventeenth century melodies. I think I was overconfident when.

497
00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:23.279
<v Speaker 14>I claimed to have any knowledge of any seventeenth century music.

498
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:27.880
<v Speaker 14>It's green sleeve seventeenth century.

499
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<v Speaker 5>No, yeah, just the seven inch version, not the disco

500
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:37.480
<v Speaker 5>cart that was?

501
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:43.599
<v Speaker 2>That was the twelve inch came later. I always start

502
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<v Speaker 2>with a seven.

503
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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, next question, Well, I forgot.

504
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:56.079
<v Speaker 2>I misread that question. I'm gonna have to read it

505
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.799
<v Speaker 2>again in my head would you rather have a flying

506
00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:01.599
<v Speaker 2>carpet a car that can drive underwater?

507
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:08.400
<v Speaker 7>Oh, flying carpet or cars can drive underwater once, maybe

508
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:09.800
<v Speaker 7>not very far they can.

509
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:13.000
<v Speaker 6>Now the thought of.

510
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 7>What is in the ocean is absolutely terrifying to me.

511
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:19.719
<v Speaker 7>Eighty five percent of the ocean is undiscovered. We don't

512
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:22.159
<v Speaker 7>know what's in it. I ain't taken my car down there.

513
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:26.480
<v Speaker 7>I've got no desire to be under the water whatsoever, especially.

514
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:27.440
<v Speaker 6>Not in a car. We all know what happened in

515
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 6>Ocean Gate. It's bound to happen.

516
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:32.559
<v Speaker 7>Oh it was the billionaires who got in a tiny

517
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.480
<v Speaker 7>little capsule submarine.

518
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh the one, and that was controlled with real Titanic.

519
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:41.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they went to see the Titanic, controlled.

520
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:44.000
<v Speaker 7>By the terrible wireless controller, which where they got so

521
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:47.679
<v Speaker 7>far away and it disconnected and they all sank. And

522
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:49.840
<v Speaker 7>it was a tragedy because people died. That is sad

523
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:53.079
<v Speaker 7>no matter what. But there's now more people can planing

524
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:56.280
<v Speaker 7>or doing that. I'm sure there are more expected expeditions planned.

525
00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:58.840
<v Speaker 2>I just now have this image of mentally drawn a

526
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:04.159
<v Speaker 2>breath of people that died in the Titanic nineteen twelve

527
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.000
<v Speaker 2>high quite a spine, not much, not much, not much.

528
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:09.960
<v Speaker 6>When it was the last two.

529
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we've also found out that you're on my wavelength.

530
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:24.280
<v Speaker 2>That's not good for you. Sorry, just have it your moment.

531
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Why are we doing this? Are we are we doing?

532
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Are we doing a holiday advert?

533
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:30.440
<v Speaker 16>Yes?

534
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, because you know all the places that have been Okay,

535
00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:35.880
<v Speaker 2>we're just going to be putting stuff up. So research,

536
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:37.480
<v Speaker 2>it's all done for you. Just read the words.

537
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:39.679
<v Speaker 3>Just just shut up and read the words.

538
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>It's I know, it's an easier tune into. So this

539
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.159
<v Speaker 2>is a request from one of the channels that the

540
00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:52.119
<v Speaker 2>sky By holidays. Yeah, love it bucket. Have you ever

541
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.119
<v Speaker 2>watched those two gays on the cruise?

542
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:56.280
<v Speaker 4>Can't stand them?

543
00:35:57.280 --> 00:35:57.480
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

544
00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:02.320
<v Speaker 3>They can stand it?

545
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:06.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I'm going for, But not as as

546
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:10.719
<v Speaker 2>awful that treack topping that use an ice cream propping you,

547
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:11.519
<v Speaker 2>douche Gray up.

548
00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:16.320
<v Speaker 3>The horrific thing is there is probably somebody who's doing that,

549
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:18.719
<v Speaker 3>some blown from it.

550
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why am I not doing this stuff? I need money?

551
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.280
<v Speaker 3>You can I mean sell your socks?

552
00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:30.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'll be asked, are your undies?

553
00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:33.119
<v Speaker 3>I like my undies? Yeah, but just buy ones that

554
00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:34.920
<v Speaker 3>did cheap and wear them for a day and then

555
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:36.159
<v Speaker 3>you can sell them, but.

556
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:37.639
<v Speaker 2>I like to be comfortable too much.

557
00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:45.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, a bit of hard work. No, no, no.

558
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Although I did freak out because I thought i'd farted acid.

559
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Eve an alien.

560
00:36:55.280 --> 00:37:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Because yeah, I've got yeah, how they're going to put me,

561
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:02.519
<v Speaker 2>They're going to put.

562
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.320
<v Speaker 4>That's going to eat tune?

563
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Sorry coming out of your ass.

564
00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Because I had some weird marks on the on the

565
00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:20.119
<v Speaker 2>back passage of.

566
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Are you skinny? Undis right because.

567
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:26.920
<v Speaker 2>They're dark onndies right, because then if you bitter follow

568
00:37:26.960 --> 00:37:30.280
<v Speaker 2>through about me, because you find and I just I

569
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.280
<v Speaker 2>don't realized that I dropped them on the washertie where

570
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:34.159
<v Speaker 2>just in a white washingtle bit of bleacher gone side,

571
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:35.639
<v Speaker 2>but take them my pants off?

572
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:36.199
<v Speaker 3>Going what the.

573
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Aid o bleach or something? This isn't good, this isn't healthy.

574
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:44.239
<v Speaker 4>What was in my douche?

575
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Finally come to that, Yeah, yeah, I'm not an alien

576
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not going to have a transsexual operation in prison.

577
00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Did you not hear Donald Trump's speech?

578
00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I heard him say they were eating cats and dogs

579
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:00.920
<v Speaker 3>in other ways.

580
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:06.480
<v Speaker 2>They're going to force transsexual operations on legal immigrants in prison,

581
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.400
<v Speaker 2>illegal aliens in prison.

582
00:38:09.639 --> 00:38:10.320
<v Speaker 3>What does why?

583
00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:14.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I honestly got. I got a

584
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.079
<v Speaker 2>mental image of a literally a little gray alienate.

585
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:17.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to be a girl.

586
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:21.679
<v Speaker 6>I'm a bus.

587
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:22.840
<v Speaker 4>Don't give me a ship.

588
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:26.199
<v Speaker 3>Sticky your fingers, show me cock off Roger the alien?

589
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh is it?

590
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:41.679
<v Speaker 3>Am? I? Welcome to sash around.

591
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Fighters behind the tooth pace.

592
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:52.599
<v Speaker 3>It's very important to have shoes, bags and gloves.

593
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Welcome back, and now it's still have a look at

594
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:04.639
<v Speaker 2>something and welcome back. Just because I've just realized this

595
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:08.880
<v Speaker 2>one was going to because moving his hands, he went,

596
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:10.199
<v Speaker 2>what comes back?

597
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:24.719
<v Speaker 13>Come on, I can smell your nasty pussy.

598
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Don't have a cat. Glenn close just saying hello, welcome

599
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:31.840
<v Speaker 3>to chewing the cord.

600
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:38.800
<v Speaker 2>The chat bit was just eluded.

601
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:43.239
<v Speaker 3>There it was, it wasn't there. What have you got

602
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.000
<v Speaker 3>for us to die? Chat? First? Do we have a chat?

603
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.599
<v Speaker 2>We have a bit of a chat for how you doing?

604
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:48.199
<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

605
00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:48.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

606
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:51.639
<v Speaker 2>So how are you doing?

607
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:58.559
<v Speaker 3>You? I came as soon as I heard you did bag.

608
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Care. That's why you're wearing the outzhiber flower.

609
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm an advocate. I'm an ally advocate. I'm an

610
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.079
<v Speaker 3>ally to the bewildered.

611
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying anything.

612
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.119
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm, that's what have you got day for us? Then?

613
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:21.760
<v Speaker 3>What you got day for us? For us? Somebody in Yorkshire?

614
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Just come now watch the year in that which I

615
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:31.480
<v Speaker 3>founder fiver? What have you got for us today?

616
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Today? Well I've got to do it about someone.

617
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:36.440
<v Speaker 16>Hi.

618
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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I've made it.

619
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<v Speaker 16>To the Christmas time type of thing. I need a

620
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:54.639
<v Speaker 16>clue before second right, Hi, sure I have made it

621
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<v Speaker 16>to the Christmas time and location.

622
00:40:57.679 --> 00:40:58.239
<v Speaker 15>I have a.

623
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Welcome back boy.

624
00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:05.119
<v Speaker 3>I think you should do that just once.

625
00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:09.239
<v Speaker 2>I just did it. Welcome back to Chewing the cud

626
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:11.320
<v Speaker 2>and now we're enjoying some more of our best bits

627
00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:18.239
<v Speaker 2>outtakes and thanks. Welcome back to chewing the cud. Freak

628
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>of my penus. There, did you see what I did?

629
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I started, I stopped and I was just like, look

630
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:28.239
<v Speaker 2>at my look at my cock? If you go missed

631
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:33.599
<v Speaker 2>hello there right now? Oh wait wait wait sorry tabard?

632
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:38.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I thought I got away with it.

633
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.440
<v Speaker 2>You'll need to set your microphone auts well now missed

634
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:53.480
<v Speaker 2>because youve got tabard over it?

635
00:41:56.280 --> 00:42:00.119
<v Speaker 3>Why huh?

636
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you hadn't tried to get away from wearing

637
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:06.000
<v Speaker 2>a taba, I want to insist on the hat. What

638
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:12.840
<v Speaker 2>it's called an escalation punishment that's an exclamation punishment. Is

639
00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that when you catch a kids smoking, you force them

640
00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:19.199
<v Speaker 2>to smoke more till they're sick. Yeah, I think that's

641
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:21.280
<v Speaker 2>actually technically called bullying.

642
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, and yes, yes you're watching Chewing the Cud.

643
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:32.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to play a little game now, aren't we.

644
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:34.599
<v Speaker 3>This one is for the man who wants it, says

645
00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 3>x x x and actually anything really say something? Roll

646
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:46.639
<v Speaker 3>it back then, babes said the hooker. Welcome back, and

647
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:49.360
<v Speaker 3>yes you're watching Chewing the Card. I'm going to play

648
00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:51.679
<v Speaker 3>a game, a little game, and this is the one

649
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:56.800
<v Speaker 3>for the man. Why did you do call Kenneth Williams

650
00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:04.000
<v Speaker 3>at start? Yes, well, I nearly said this is a

651
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:05.000
<v Speaker 3>hair pop.

652
00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I can be it's fine, but why did you do?

653
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:09.280
<v Speaker 6>It's case Williams.

654
00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:14.039
<v Speaker 4>Well, welcome by always been a bad bully.

655
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:23.239
<v Speaker 3>OUs focus, Thanks for watching. She's not great. Thanks bye bye,

656
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:24.719
<v Speaker 3>it's not great.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks fine, Chase, thanks a lot to you. By me,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know