Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Benni and Rome
Speaker 1: and Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: I said, out take, I hardly know them. Oh, hello
Speaker 2: and welcome to this. I'll Chewing the Cud out take special.
Speaker 2: How are you doing? Lee?
Speaker 3: FA's are middling?
Speaker 2: There's a middling? Are you excited to have a look
Speaker 2: back over the past couple of months?
Speaker 3: So excited that there is moisture coming out of every
Speaker 3: single orifice I own?
Speaker 2: Is that not just because you weren't sure whether it's
Speaker 2: a fart or a shit? Yes, you just need to
Speaker 2: make sure that you're you're fully evacuating because doucheing can
Speaker 2: be very.
Speaker 3: Bad for you.
Speaker 2: I do douche You do it regularly?
Speaker 3: Or do you do it regularly or.
Speaker 2: Be careful because you'll disrupt your biome and I'll end
Speaker 2: up with ibs. I'm not just stick some yogurt up there.
Speaker 4: That's what I want to do, baby yogurt.
Speaker 2: M and I have to cut that out. I want
Speaker 2: to stick baby yogurt up there.
Speaker 4: Have you never heard the phrase baby yogurts?
Speaker 2: Not from someone that's not in prison? No, you know
Speaker 2: what is a baby?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Or my bossy? I hate that word.
Speaker 4: I absolutely hate that word.
Speaker 2: I'm still recording right.
Speaker 6: In here.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, can you hear me? Can you hear me,
Speaker 2: Clem Fandango?
Speaker 6: Yes, I hear you, Clem Fandango.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dean wasn't sure whether I was doing that joke until
Speaker 2: I dad that joke.
Speaker 6: Yes, I hear you, Clem Fandango.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hear you, Clem van Dango.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna push that button, can't can hear you
Speaker 7: when you take your king finger off the button?
Speaker 2: You're welcomely, stay right there is come up after this
Speaker 2: short break leeve. Gosh, it's his brain.
Speaker 3: Get ships his brain in celebrity news.
Speaker 2: We retired this morning. You're welcomely, stay away.
Speaker 3: Brain. I'm going man, he's about to ship his brains
Speaker 3: out live on television.
Speaker 2: You're welcomely. Oh no, you're welcomely, stay right there. It's
Speaker 2: coming up after this short bracing his brain. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 8: Hurry off is touching cloth? Ah, you're welcome me.
Speaker 5: And I can only imagine Daniel Craig's bottom. I can
Speaker 5: only imagine Andrew Garfield's bottom. But I think Andrew Garfield
Speaker 5: would have a more playful bottom than Daniel Craig.
Speaker 2: Look at the face. He's got a serious bottom.
Speaker 5: You can tell he's got an inflexible bottom.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse, Andrew Garfield the flexible bottom. Yeah, playful bottom,
Speaker 2: so playful, flexible fun. So Andrew Garfield, shall we rename
Speaker 2: this rather than the show is just bombs that people
Speaker 2: like dominic But now I don't know how this could
Speaker 2: be what Andrew garf Field is comfortable? So excited now
Speaker 2: I presented the show with a teenage.
Speaker 9: Boy years beautifour years Dan, You're great, So there's there's.
Speaker 2: Yeah but yeah. Set to launch in next year to
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, you'll start to see Caprice in bottles.
Speaker 2: Now they already do the cordially bottles, so you can
Speaker 2: dilute your on Caprison, Well, I can't do it. I
Speaker 2: can navigate it to taste like Caprison.
Speaker 3: You've not got the ratio right.
Speaker 2: No, even I followed the ratio as a canon thing
Speaker 2: and it just doesn't taste the same. I think it's
Speaker 2: because it's not in a.
Speaker 3: Pouch I do.
Speaker 10: There are certain drinks I can drink in glass, and
Speaker 10: certain drinks I can drink in a mug, and certain
Speaker 10: drinks like there is something about that to it.
Speaker 2: I know technically there's different like brandy glasses and aerating
Speaker 2: the thing and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 11: But I wouldn't have imagined it was that different for
Speaker 11: a cordial and a different Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do a line of cocoff a prostitute stomach,
Speaker 2: it's very different to do it off the table, and
Speaker 2: that makes it's so nicely to our story of the week. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to redo that anyway because I can't
Speaker 2: have that in.
Speaker 4: Oh no, please, you can bleep it now.
Speaker 2: That's a good lie. It was a good light and
Speaker 2: it will be great on YouTube. And but I'm not
Speaker 2: putting out on It's such a shame.
Speaker 3: When he does something actually funny and he can't use it.
Speaker 12: We have your face on, right, dickhead.
Speaker 2: You love too hard simple things?
Speaker 3: Cop nos? God that can we disrespect the country more?
Speaker 2: Please don't do that? No one, keep still.
Speaker 6: Geo Impulsava.
Speaker 7: That's definitely like jk Rowland is going to get on
Speaker 7: that right into box.
Speaker 6: Where isn't she that horrendous?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, not not she them them them
Speaker 2: the New Year. I have decided that every time I
Speaker 2: reference JK Rowling, I'm going to give them gender neutral pronouns.
Speaker 2: I love that for you because there's nothing that they
Speaker 2: can do about it, right, and it still doesn't mean
Speaker 2: that they are. It's like anything other than a woman.
Speaker 7: No, they can be used to refer to a woman,
Speaker 7: a person who is choosing they as their.
Speaker 2: Pronouns and enforcing those pronouns as J. K. Rowling likes
Speaker 2: to enforce their pronouns and other people.
Speaker 6: Petty about it, guys, be petty about.
Speaker 2: Always be petty. If you can't do anything well useful
Speaker 2: in the world, be petty about it.
Speaker 3: My methods.
Speaker 2: Once you have covered in in them cotton wool, m
Speaker 2: h okay. Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with its
Speaker 2: tild covered buildings, historic trams, and nightlife scene that's truly electric.
Speaker 2: On day one, why not start off in the Prakadov Comico,
Speaker 2: stroll through the Alphama district home to sell alcome choice,
Speaker 2: Sorry that.
Speaker 4: So you go do first? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Whoa, but I'm keeping it down here on the downlow.
Speaker 4: Go in the.
Speaker 2: Lisbon is also a gorgeous.
Speaker 4: I can't got that now.
Speaker 2: Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with this alco I
Speaker 2: hate you lee Ah.
Speaker 11: The first word in the world is panties. I hate
Speaker 11: the word panties. That's horrible, Capri. So how do you
Speaker 11: feel about Capri better than I took about panties?
Speaker 2: Caprison. It's something you sticking a kid's lungs box, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know where you were going with that.
Speaker 3: Not very concerned, very quickly, and then very relieved, very quickly.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to chewing. The catechanslaughedly. De things because that's
Speaker 2: what this outfit needs. Another layer of plastic.
Speaker 6: It needs another layer.
Speaker 2: Well, stop, more plastic, that's what this needs.
Speaker 6: More fire hazards.
Speaker 2: Well actually, yeah no, because right now, right now, Dean's
Speaker 2: going with these hands and that's all we're going to
Speaker 2: say after the noun recording, like Auntie Shirley's got pissed
Speaker 2: at Christmas. Lisbon is also a gorgeous city with its
Speaker 2: tile covered buildings, historic trams, and a nightlife scene that's electric. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so what should you do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: On day one started stro through the Alfarmer district home
Speaker 3: to could just.
Speaker 2: Say okay, I'll do the first one. Then yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I count I'll just do the topic. It's it's yeah there, Yeah.
Speaker 5: All bottoms are beautiful, All bottoms are valid, but moving on,
Speaker 5: moving on, stick around because next up with something completely different.
Speaker 2: We've got Mike in the buzz just dick stare right there,
Speaker 2: because come up next we have more outtakes. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to cheer in the good and now it's time for
Speaker 2: our best bits, our outtakes and some things you may
Speaker 2: never have seen before.
Speaker 13: Hmm yea hmm.
Speaker 7: You scoffing. Yeah, it looks like a particularly cheering nothing.
Speaker 14: Very true.
Speaker 3: Nothing. Oh got one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Go on.
Speaker 2: Now they're in the cupboard by on the left. That cupboard,
Speaker 2: there should be something there. If not, they're in the
Speaker 2: other cupboard then the left.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: I have no autistics now.
Speaker 11: Wrong, Yeah, I can't even pronounce a word. I'll not
Speaker 11: be corrected on that very thing, squirting.
Speaker 2: With the old not even a word showing people righte procritical,
Speaker 2: isn't it? What does that word say? Professionalism? M saying
Speaker 2: is one thing on an autoky that still understands. Pronunciation
Speaker 2: is an entirely different thing. Yes, written words nobody can
Speaker 2: see voice, isn't that people here?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: He's so angry about this.
Speaker 2: Jeez, there's all the stuff there. This is all Pal's
Speaker 2: angry about.
Speaker 4: Geese there's all sorts that's going here anyway.
Speaker 2: What is more useful when it's broken? Don't be rude.
Speaker 6: What is more useful when it's broken?
Speaker 4: You will?
Speaker 2: You will? It's more youthful when it's.
Speaker 6: Depends on who you ask? Are you youthful? Are useful?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: Useful?
Speaker 6: Useful?
Speaker 2: Useful? Were able to be used when broken?
Speaker 3: It's broken?
Speaker 6: An egg?
Speaker 2: It's actually a he No?
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, an egg?
Speaker 5: An egg?
Speaker 7: We'm actually shut right, I'm going out on a limb there.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not. But I was hinting towards him, saying.
Speaker 6: Not one's hymen.
Speaker 2: It is a made up thing, because it's I need
Speaker 2: to mention the word high at least once a season.
Speaker 6: Have we got it? This season?
Speaker 2: Done?
Speaker 6: Just done it?
Speaker 2: Because last season it was that song nothing Breaks like
Speaker 2: a Heart by Malice Iris. Nothing breaks like I said,
Speaker 2: hymen and the drag Queen as they got. That's a
Speaker 2: much better answer that I was going to give. Okay,
Speaker 2: the next one, I'm easy to lift, but hard to swallow.
Speaker 2: I easy to lift but hard to throw? What am I?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, spinning again? Sport. So for that one, we're going
Speaker 2: for food and drink, which is cinnamon comes from which
Speaker 2: part of a tree?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 2: Cinnamon? Cinnamon comes from which part of the tree? Cinnamon? Cinnamon?
Speaker 3: Um, I don't like cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I miss misread the question. What's what flavors does
Speaker 2: Lee not like in the spice cabinet?
Speaker 3: Cinnamon?
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 3: Woo, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it done.
Speaker 3: Ah, stick around, hello, stick around as next we go
Speaker 3: in continent, I mean incontinental. I didn't write that, and should.
Speaker 2: We do it again with the otak moving? What do
Speaker 2: the numbers eleven, eighty eight and sixty nine all have
Speaker 2: in common?
Speaker 6: Nice to get that out there. Eleven, eighty eight and
Speaker 6: sixty nine they can all represent.
Speaker 2: People, and I need to understand your workings.
Speaker 7: So eleven, I guess, would be two skinny people, okay,
Speaker 7: eighty eight famously two fat ladies okay?
Speaker 6: Sixty nine sexy number?
Speaker 2: Why is it sexy number?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: If you don't know why, I can't explain it to you.
Speaker 2: I never understand that, because how are you supposed to
Speaker 2: look like? Is it's now? When your heads hanging off
Speaker 2: the bottom of the bed. Anyway, they all read the
Speaker 2: same when they're upside down.
Speaker 6: Ah, yes they do.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 6: So it's not a palindrome. It's not similar to a palindrome.
Speaker 7: Very similar to a palindrome, almost the same thing as
Speaker 7: a palindrome.
Speaker 2: To be able to see Paul, not sea Paul, because
Speaker 2: nobody wants to tissue.
Speaker 3: Is that the word you were trying to.
Speaker 2: Moment about Paul. So I'm trying to see Paul. Not
Speaker 2: that anyone else wants to see Paul. It's just an
Speaker 2: unfortunate coincidence that he exists. Been very vitrially towards you
Speaker 2: to stay Paul. No, it's not that I don't know
Speaker 2: why it is. But it's not that.
Speaker 3: It's just your general demeanor.
Speaker 2: It's just I think they've just irked to me somewhat
Speaker 2: mm hmmm from what you said before on. Oh that's
Speaker 2: that's for later.
Speaker 3: Oh that's for.
Speaker 2: A new game.
Speaker 3: Rattled.
Speaker 2: Same thing.
Speaker 5: Those crisps are calling to me, like, what an incentive
Speaker 5: to make the show the best it could be.
Speaker 4: Look, look what the reward is off. I'm not being sarcastic.
Speaker 14: That sounded like I was taking the bits, but I
Speaker 14: mean it, like the crisps are like, come to me,
Speaker 14: dominated come to me.
Speaker 2: They just tried bits of vegetable.
Speaker 5: Beautiful beaut That's all I speak.
Speaker 1: And seat right, you're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike
Speaker 1: Benny and Rowe and Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: Well, so get those nuts away from my face. Were
Speaker 2: just yeah, it was just a little bit slow. Leave
Speaker 2: it there. I know when I start talking to shift
Speaker 2: it because yeah.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit slow. I would not allow myself
Speaker 5: to have this in the house. I would not, would
Speaker 5: you know I would not. I would never. I would
Speaker 5: never go out again. This would be my only active
Speaker 5: eating it.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, stop it fantastic?
Speaker 3: What do you.
Speaker 2: Generally just busy having a chocolate pudding orgasm? Be with
Speaker 2: you in a jans is the answer to that?
Speaker 4: Ches Hawks this, stop it?
Speaker 3: Stop it. If I had this and.
Speaker 5: Chesney Hawk's bottom, the combinations I could come up with.
Speaker 2: Just being risky.
Speaker 5: He's a clean boy.
Speaker 2: Chess chocolate if it's said chocolate in the bottom, and
Speaker 2: he's like, well, I know it's chocolate, but subconsciously could it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, I just anyway, right, Chesta might watch this. Behave dominic, behave, behave.
Speaker 5: It's not going it's going to someone's.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: One more bite, they go, that was great. They just
Speaker 3: all right mm hmm, and the quick amunity here thrives.
Speaker 3: You've got iconic bars like CC slaughters and darcel XV.
Speaker 15: Way to Go feel x V, separate XB slaughter House,
Speaker 15: show houses.
Speaker 6: Don't check that slaughter house.
Speaker 3: It does slater, CC slaughters is not actually the name
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: CC slaughters, Yeah, okay, slaughterhouse. Come on and Gage getting
Speaker 2: to die right pers And when you're saying Darren Brown,
Speaker 2: am I thinking that.
Speaker 6: The magiciany psychic?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That one, that's God and Brown.
Speaker 2: There's not been a prime minister for like twenty.
Speaker 7: Years and eight caused the financial crisis, caused the global
Speaker 7: back the market crash.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, he didn't know he was in
Speaker 2: power when it, so it's his fault, okay, Darren Brown?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that's a weird one.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: Look if it's what what you go, yes too, that's
Speaker 2: perfectly fine. Not michaeup of tea. You should ask that
Speaker 2: question before you I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to ask this question before I say something else
Speaker 6: more silly than that.
Speaker 4: Are you ready, Mike?
Speaker 11: I was written by Ai. Oh fancy, No, it's been spread.
Speaker 11: You've stolen a the fee from a writer. No, we
Speaker 11: haven't because we don't pay any writers.
Speaker 3: Uh, go make yourself a lovely cup of tea and
Speaker 3: join us. Right back. We've got more outtakes, Welcome back
Speaker 3: to Cheering the cord, and now let's go over with
Speaker 3: some more of our bloopers, troopers and double dupers.
Speaker 6: I'm keeping.
Speaker 2: This is compand to welcome back in one, Oh dear
Speaker 2: double trooper. That's it gonna fine?
Speaker 3: Like, oh, John is right?
Speaker 4: Do you want to keep keep on?
Speaker 2: Because that's doing one another welcome back to Welcome back
Speaker 2: to done so far?
Speaker 6: Do you know who he is?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 6: I've written John and it's Joe.
Speaker 4: I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: John Lock is Joe Locke, famous from heart Stuff.
Speaker 6: Jounlock dad might be his dad? Who knows.
Speaker 3: We are?
Speaker 2: We're free bailing the entire thing up until the autochy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, so I do the welcome to the clip show,
Speaker 2: all right? How you doing? Lee a right or wonderful?
Speaker 2: And then we'll go we'll just leave it and I
Speaker 2: we'll do another one of those, yeah, okay, and then
Speaker 2: we'll do some two goodbyes. Actually we'll do a stick around,
Speaker 2: stay watching, stay watching, stay watching, stay watching, stay watching,
Speaker 2: stay watching. I was still you still got me because
Speaker 2: you're pull in the face. I don't know whether you
Speaker 2: want to sleep. Just just let's do it, okay, called
Speaker 2: hither fart word. The entire time he wasn't listening to me.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I'm gonna either thought or ship myself.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure which one.
Speaker 2: That's why I was getting that face. Wasn't thinking. It
Speaker 2: was a confused ship or corporate jargon speak and I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was cringey.
Speaker 2: It's old.
Speaker 4: When I started in the corporate world ten years.
Speaker 2: Ago, wasn't his first job Ladies and gentlemen and others.
Speaker 4: You don't know what to know what My first jobs were.
Speaker 2: Coleman, rag and bone Man, chimney sweep, Oh you know
Speaker 2: what for offa match stick? Boy surprised. Nobody is shocked.
Speaker 3: My first job was to light it.
Speaker 10: Boy was to light the fire a coal fire in
Speaker 10: a in a primary school, in a in a Victorian
Speaker 10: a primary primary school, preschool, Victorian building of Victorian Tier just.
Speaker 2: Admitted that you're in the Victorian times lighting up fires
Speaker 2: for primary school children.
Speaker 4: Pre school Bribey governor, pre school children.
Speaker 2: What is it, tidy, Tim?
Speaker 6: I feel like, well, I think I've got consumption.
Speaker 4: That's because I didn't open the flume.
Speaker 2: The it's the flow.
Speaker 4: I didn't understand the science of it.
Speaker 2: Still don't you still understand? Fifty eight? Sorry to keep
Speaker 2: making you younger anyway, get on.
Speaker 3: With the news.
Speaker 4: So what's going on?
Speaker 3: So god, taste of anything?
Speaker 2: Are you questioning the emissions of my boys?
Speaker 3: Well? Tattoo water is what was just said down my ear?
Speaker 2: What is tatty Watterly?
Speaker 3: I believe tattoo wata is a very northern, a very
Speaker 3: northern description of seamen, but it's not a good one
Speaker 3: because one doesn't want to be spurting out tattoo watah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you've got a lovely little dessert that you can
Speaker 2: wear your friends with and it's all natural, including the seamen.
Speaker 3: It is, indeed, yes.
Speaker 2: And if you want something delicious, remember everybody loves fanny
Speaker 2: preading back cub.
Speaker 4: It's not it isn't actual? Colm?
Speaker 2: Is it not?
Speaker 3: No? It's not? What is it? That's not? Colm? You
Speaker 3: don't produce that.
Speaker 2: Much com no, because the one I produced earlier, you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't produce that much cum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh uh, I guess what I'm gonna say now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know exactly what you're going to say.
Speaker 5: Now do it.
Speaker 4: Then, I am look all the way up to the
Speaker 4: hair load.
Speaker 2: It's really not up to the hairline list your hairlines
Speaker 2: up here, it's not oh this is this is an intervention.
Speaker 4: Gone. I honestly do not know why he come here
Speaker 4: from his abuse, because.
Speaker 2: It's better than the debut. Should get her home. I
Speaker 2: don't know that's why you.
Speaker 3: Have to come here for it.
Speaker 2: Welcome up, hey, welcome up, Welcome up, don't mind that,
Speaker 2: don't mind.
Speaker 3: That that was me. Get conviious is welcome back and
Speaker 3: coming up?
Speaker 4: Welcome up.
Speaker 2: It's always one night stand.
Speaker 3: Welcome back. Now, get yourself looped up proper.
Speaker 2: Because Daddy's coming for you.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: And remember if you want to send any videos to leave,
Speaker 2: drop into his d MS.
Speaker 3: No, just pissed.
Speaker 4: I just got.
Speaker 2: Clippingly looking at it, going just pissed.
Speaker 4: Stick around.
Speaker 2: Well, then every time a pregnant woman sim swims, technically
Speaker 2: she's a human submarine. Oh hello, and welcome to chewing
Speaker 2: you could you're like chewing your cord, not mine, not there.
Speaker 2: You're right with or without consent? No no, no, oh
Speaker 2: my head today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just do the whole show. What words at the time.
Speaker 3: No, I might.
Speaker 2: I'll the word there once and then I'll just use
Speaker 2: it all six seven dwarfs in my head. Hi, Hello,
Speaker 2: how are you not too bad? Full of cheese? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so before before we started recording, I had some lovely
Speaker 2: mar mite cheese in the fridge and niff out come
Speaker 2: back empty packets here. Oh I didn't know they were
Speaker 2: both for you. There were no labels, labels. Oh, I'm sorry, Mike.
Speaker 2: Just oh I didn't No, no, no, not moodylicious.
Speaker 11: So really, cheese is really nice, selfish.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Now we get Now we get an apology.
Speaker 4: Oh dear.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what have you got for us today, Mike? Today
Speaker 2: I have a story about things people search for on
Speaker 2: websites on trains, and then we see what's cooking in
Speaker 2: the kitchen with everybody loves Fanny. I don't know because
Speaker 2: I've gone on to skibbedy toilet.
Speaker 6: Oh not the skibbety toilet.
Speaker 2: Mad Ris bro rap rap.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm just getting into the thing.
Speaker 7: In the least sexual way I've ever said this phrase.
Speaker 6: I cannot wait to get me pants off. I can't.
Speaker 7: I'm struggling to work for where to put like my
Speaker 7: hands and my arms because the waist pants are horrible.
Speaker 2: It's vile. It's not just your chimney, O coming down.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to cheering the cord. I get yourself primed
Speaker 3: because we're coming at you with some more with clear clear.
Speaker 3: Just sticks to the same thing, Blake, Stop trying to
Speaker 3: be clever. Stop trying to think up things.
Speaker 11: My mate Billy has got a ten football. Oh oh
Speaker 11: hello there, welcome to chewing the cards. Billie Eilish, No,
Speaker 11: not Billie Eilish, She definitely doesn't have a ten foot one. Well,
Speaker 11: he did until he showed it to the girl next door.
Speaker 11: She hit it with a rake because she thought it
Speaker 11: was a snake. And now it's only four foot four?
Speaker 2: Would you still impressive?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: He's off.
Speaker 4: What have you got for us today, Mike.
Speaker 2: Well, today I've got the evidence of something we've been
Speaker 2: doing wrong four years and I'm going to do something
Speaker 2: wonderful and crafty.
Speaker 3: Queens.
Speaker 4: That'll be a stretch.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about your backside, a yawning hippo.
Speaker 4: And we even have a game to play in our
Speaker 4: Game of a week.
Speaker 11: But on screen now you can see our social media
Speaker 11: contact in folks, just look for at the cud teap.
Speaker 3: Go and get it off a chocolate bourbon and have.
Speaker 2: A bourbon bourbon? A bourbon?
Speaker 15: Is it?
Speaker 13: Simon love bond?
Speaker 3: M h, You've just got enough time to nip off
Speaker 3: and gets off a custard cream and join us for
Speaker 3: some more of our best bits and outtakes.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with the bourbons and mixing up of it
Speaker 2: the custard cream. I'm offer a lovely chocolate biscuit to
Speaker 2: one that's lovely but not.
Speaker 3: Chocolate carameald No, no, no fruity.
Speaker 2: No, what's a fruity bickie? Welcome back to you in
Speaker 2: a good and now we're getting ready for some more
Speaker 2: of our interesting bits.
Speaker 5: I like that it's been predominantly nineteen nineties and US
Speaker 5: seventeenth century melodies. I think I was overconfident when.
Speaker 14: I claimed to have any knowledge of any seventeenth century music.
Speaker 14: It's green sleeve seventeenth century.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, just the seven inch version, not the disco
Speaker 5: cart that was?
Speaker 2: That was the twelve inch came later. I always start
Speaker 2: with a seven.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, next question, Well, I forgot.
Speaker 2: I misread that question. I'm gonna have to read it
Speaker 2: again in my head would you rather have a flying
Speaker 2: carpet a car that can drive underwater?
Speaker 7: Oh, flying carpet or cars can drive underwater once, maybe
Speaker 7: not very far they can.
Speaker 6: Now the thought of.
Speaker 7: What is in the ocean is absolutely terrifying to me.
Speaker 7: Eighty five percent of the ocean is undiscovered. We don't
Speaker 7: know what's in it. I ain't taken my car down there.
Speaker 7: I've got no desire to be under the water whatsoever, especially.
Speaker 6: Not in a car. We all know what happened in
Speaker 6: Ocean Gate. It's bound to happen.
Speaker 7: Oh it was the billionaires who got in a tiny
Speaker 7: little capsule submarine.
Speaker 2: Oh the one, and that was controlled with real Titanic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they went to see the Titanic, controlled.
Speaker 7: By the terrible wireless controller, which where they got so
Speaker 7: far away and it disconnected and they all sank. And
Speaker 7: it was a tragedy because people died. That is sad
Speaker 7: no matter what. But there's now more people can planing
Speaker 7: or doing that. I'm sure there are more expected expeditions planned.
Speaker 2: I just now have this image of mentally drawn a
Speaker 2: breath of people that died in the Titanic nineteen twelve
Speaker 2: high quite a spine, not much, not much, not much.
Speaker 6: When it was the last two.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've also found out that you're on my wavelength.
Speaker 2: That's not good for you. Sorry, just have it your moment.
Speaker 3: Why are we doing this? Are we are we doing?
Speaker 3: Are we doing a holiday advert?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, because you know all the places that have been Okay,
Speaker 2: we're just going to be putting stuff up. So research,
Speaker 2: it's all done for you. Just read the words.
Speaker 3: Just just shut up and read the words.
Speaker 2: It's I know, it's an easier tune into. So this
Speaker 2: is a request from one of the channels that the
Speaker 2: sky By holidays. Yeah, love it bucket. Have you ever
Speaker 2: watched those two gays on the cruise?
Speaker 4: Can't stand them?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: They can stand it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm going for, But not as as
Speaker 2: awful that treack topping that use an ice cream propping you,
Speaker 2: douche Gray up.
Speaker 3: The horrific thing is there is probably somebody who's doing that,
Speaker 3: some blown from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why am I not doing this stuff? I need money?
Speaker 3: You can I mean sell your socks?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'll be asked, are your undies?
Speaker 3: I like my undies? Yeah, but just buy ones that
Speaker 3: did cheap and wear them for a day and then
Speaker 3: you can sell them, but.
Speaker 2: I like to be comfortable too much.
Speaker 3: Oh well, a bit of hard work. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Although I did freak out because I thought i'd farted acid.
Speaker 3: Eve an alien.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, I've got yeah, how they're going to put me,
Speaker 2: They're going to put.
Speaker 4: That's going to eat tune?
Speaker 3: Sorry coming out of your ass.
Speaker 2: Because I had some weird marks on the on the
Speaker 2: back passage of.
Speaker 3: Are you skinny? Undis right because.
Speaker 2: They're dark onndies right, because then if you bitter follow
Speaker 2: through about me, because you find and I just I
Speaker 2: don't realized that I dropped them on the washertie where
Speaker 2: just in a white washingtle bit of bleacher gone side,
Speaker 2: but take them my pants off?
Speaker 3: Going what the.
Speaker 2: Aid o bleach or something? This isn't good, this isn't healthy.
Speaker 4: What was in my douche?
Speaker 2: Finally come to that, Yeah, yeah, I'm not an alien
Speaker 2: because I'm not going to have a transsexual operation in prison.
Speaker 2: Did you not hear Donald Trump's speech?
Speaker 3: I heard him say they were eating cats and dogs
Speaker 3: in other ways.
Speaker 2: They're going to force transsexual operations on legal immigrants in prison,
Speaker 2: illegal aliens in prison.
Speaker 3: What does why?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I honestly got. I got a
Speaker 2: mental image of a literally a little gray alienate.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be a girl.
Speaker 6: I'm a bus.
Speaker 4: Don't give me a ship.
Speaker 3: Sticky your fingers, show me cock off Roger the alien?
Speaker 2: Oh is it?
Speaker 3: Am? I? Welcome to sash around.
Speaker 2: Fighters behind the tooth pace.
Speaker 3: It's very important to have shoes, bags and gloves.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, and now it's still have a look at
Speaker 2: something and welcome back. Just because I've just realized this
Speaker 2: one was going to because moving his hands, he went,
Speaker 2: what comes back?
Speaker 13: Come on, I can smell your nasty pussy.
Speaker 3: Don't have a cat. Glenn close just saying hello, welcome
Speaker 3: to chewing the cord.
Speaker 2: The chat bit was just eluded.
Speaker 3: There it was, it wasn't there. What have you got
Speaker 3: for us to die? Chat? First? Do we have a chat?
Speaker 2: We have a bit of a chat for how you doing?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So how are you doing?
Speaker 3: You? I came as soon as I heard you did bag.
Speaker 2: Care. That's why you're wearing the outzhiber flower.
Speaker 3: Because I'm an advocate. I'm an ally advocate. I'm an
Speaker 3: ally to the bewildered.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, that's what have you got day for us? Then?
Speaker 3: What you got day for us? For us? Somebody in Yorkshire?
Speaker 3: Just come now watch the year in that which I
Speaker 3: founder fiver? What have you got for us today?
Speaker 2: Today? Well I've got to do it about someone.
Speaker 16: Hi.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I've made it.
Speaker 16: To the Christmas time type of thing. I need a
Speaker 16: clue before second right, Hi, sure I have made it
Speaker 16: to the Christmas time and location.
Speaker 15: I have a.
Speaker 2: Welcome back boy.
Speaker 3: I think you should do that just once.
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Speaker 2: and now we're enjoying some more of our best bits
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Speaker 2: of my penus. There, did you see what I did?
Speaker 2: I started, I stopped and I was just like, look
Speaker 2: at my look at my cock? If you go missed
Speaker 2: hello there right now? Oh wait wait wait sorry tabard?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I thought I got away with it.
Speaker 2: You'll need to set your microphone auts well now missed
Speaker 2: because youve got tabard over it?
Speaker 3: Why huh?
Speaker 2: Well, if you hadn't tried to get away from wearing
Speaker 2: a taba, I want to insist on the hat. What
Speaker 2: it's called an escalation punishment that's an exclamation punishment. Is
Speaker 2: that when you catch a kids smoking, you force them
Speaker 2: to smoke more till they're sick. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: actually technically called bullying.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, and yes, yes you're watching Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play a little game now, aren't we.
Speaker 3: This one is for the man who wants it, says
Speaker 3: x x x and actually anything really say something? Roll
Speaker 3: it back then, babes said the hooker. Welcome back, and
Speaker 3: yes you're watching Chewing the Card. I'm going to play
Speaker 3: a game, a little game, and this is the one
Speaker 3: for the man. Why did you do call Kenneth Williams
Speaker 3: at start? Yes, well, I nearly said this is a
Speaker 3: hair pop.
Speaker 2: I can be it's fine, but why did you do?
Speaker 6: It's case Williams.
Speaker 4: Well, welcome by always been a bad bully.
Speaker 3: OUs focus, Thanks for watching. She's not great. Thanks bye bye,
Speaker 3: it's not great.
Speaker 2: Thanks fine, Chase, thanks a lot to you. By me,
Speaker 2: I don't know