Speaker 1: Neonic void adoptions has thats.
Speaker 2: Wait tea, you have just de roid with sugar like
chain expressed does okay?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't drink actual sweet tea anymore. Like it's just
so loaded with sugar like dot that's.
Speaker 4: Why it's sweet.
Speaker 5: It is sweet tea.
Speaker 6: You can have sweet tea that's not like completely drowned
and sweet.
Speaker 7: Are you from Texas? Are you?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 6: I am? Okay, yes, actually on you blasphemy, okay, blast.
That is a fight. Okay, this is a fight against
the corporations that drown perfectly good tea and just mountains
of sugar.
Speaker 9: If you diabetes and the sweet tea, then it is
not sweet tea.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 10: Get the I guess I'm not an actual text and
that right, that's right, because I don't want diabetes with
my tea.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're what you did?
Speaker 9: You just have to say, hold the diabetes, hold the diabetes.
Speaker 6: Read this in my tea. I just don't want a
mountain of sugar.
Speaker 1: No, he's no, he just goes. He just tells the waitress,
hold the sugar. Put more dirt in it, because I
want to drink just dirt water. Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's me fair. I like my teath completely.
Speaker 7: Unsweet That's okay, that's fine, that's fine. There's a difference
between and sweet tea.
Speaker 8: No, there's no such thing as on sweetened tea. Don't
get me start. It's plain tea, so it's a thing.
Speaker 11: Then okay sweete oh, sugar into the tea and then
take sugar out of the tea.
Speaker 8: That would be completely unnecessary. You just give me tea.
I don't want to one sweetened the tea. I just
want tea.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone's gonna be everyone's gonna take twenty seven
points of psychic damage. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Rolling dice
to see if anyone notice, if we if.
Speaker 9: We act, if you can actually give you sweet tea
and then you want it completely unsweetened, how would you
go about sweetening that tea?
Speaker 8: Well, there's actually a few different ways you can do it.
To be honest, you could unsweeten your tea like you
would to de salt water. You would build a filtration
system so you would have a reservoir of your tea.
You would then use some sort of system that would
cause the tea to evaporate, collect the condensation on a
sloping surface that would then drain into a container that
you would then drink the tea from. It would would still.
Speaker 9: Be tea or would it filter out the stuff that
made it tea in the first place.
Speaker 8: That is a good question. I don't know. I have
not done that because there's no reason to unsweeten tea.
Just give me plain tea. Think you have a good.
Speaker 4: Day and distillization, yes.
Speaker 6: But welcome the D and D where most of the
cast in this party wants to die of diabetes.
Speaker 1: I am a non team drinker. I'm I'm against the
tea and cut.
Speaker 2: It's not that we either want to or don't want to,
it's just whether it's inevitable or not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's slander. I'd rather die from alcohol poisoning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a no Isaac.
Speaker 4: The best use for sweet tea is you add east
and you let it ferment and then you have alcoholic tea.
Speaker 8: That's yeah, actually pretty good that one.
Speaker 6: Just make yourself in a long island, I see.
Speaker 8: So hang on that you've not had a long yeah,
because that doesn't have it. You've not had a long island.
Speaker 6: If you think.
Speaker 7: It does not have ta in it.
Speaker 9: If anything, it has a splash of coke, but it's
yeah the.
Speaker 6: Dark at that point, it's not tea.
Speaker 1: You vodka anyway. Hi, Welcome to Void, an a d
D podcast where we're talking about the process of taking
sugar out of tea or putting sugar in tea, or
if you don't like sugar in your tea, you're a
you're a fucking vagabond.
Speaker 6: Put I don't like sugar in my tea. I just
don't like melting of my tea.
Speaker 7: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: Sounds like sugar in their tea.
Speaker 1: Uh as the DM and host Devin. Hi, how are you?
I don't care. Not a tea drinker unless it's peach
T and then you know what, I'm vibe with that
because peach T is the ship. So introduce yourselves, your
tea drinkers, introduce yourselves.
Speaker 7: Hi, I'm Tip, I play Davy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll defer to you.
Speaker 6: My job.
Speaker 5: How about we go down the discord list.
Speaker 1: Let Julia I go next.
Speaker 4: Ju Yeah, no, I'm good, Please we can go next.
Speaker 5: I'll go after you.
Speaker 4: My name is Juliette. I played Bubbles.
Speaker 5: Hello, I am Isaaca and I am playing Colby.
Speaker 8: I am Dakota. I play myth.
Speaker 6: I'm Jacob, I played Free.
Speaker 2: And my name is Tyler and I play Tauma.
Speaker 1: I think that's what we're gonna do from now line.
Is it in the order of the voice chat that
everyone is in. It will be the order we introduce
ourselves to make things easier on everybody.
Speaker 5: We've gone an entire campaign without this rule.
Speaker 1: We've gone two whole ass campaigns, a regular D and
D campaign over a course of two years, and a
Marvel game over a course of like several months, and
now this and we just not figured this out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes one mess up for us to be like, Okay,
we're gonna make a new role.
Speaker 1: Right, So what happened last time? Who wants a volunteer?
Speaker 8: We decided to fuck around and find out.
Speaker 5: I gurate.
Speaker 12: Uh huh uh huh yeah, we just we did just
that and we ended up fucking We didn't just fuck around,
We fucked up an entire uh like an entire two
fucking soldiers.
Speaker 1: A group and the captain, yeah, the Captain Rapunze.
Speaker 6: And now we are about to fuck up the evil.
Speaker 1: Queen, Oh, Queen rivera Oka Vera.
Speaker 6: I was about to call her Regina, you know, like
from Once.
Speaker 1: Upon Time lover icon legend. So yeah, basically, you all
went through the town, got through the front gate of
the guards, went through the capital, got to the castle,
took on some knights, and the captain kicked the knights
ass most granted most of the bubbles, fucking tanked everything,
fucking ship up and taking names. Period. Took out the
two knights. Then was her punzel. Evil queen took out
Rapunzel while doing a fireball trying to hit bubbles, took out,
took out the captain. Didn't give two ships about she's dead,
which is a shame. Damn damn shame. And now you
all are taking on the queen, and we ended on.
Speaker 8: Huh who gets the XP for a punzel?
Speaker 1: Uh, there is no XP. This is all milestone.
Speaker 4: The giant cat does.
Speaker 1: Giant Katie Cat me, I'm own the giant Spirit Guardian.
Is that what that is? Yes? Okay that I know
that was Colby's. I wasn't sure. I'm pretty sure it's
a spirit guarden. So now we left off where everyone well,
everyone's not looking towards the queen about to go kick
grass towards the end of her turn. Now this what
oh sorry, come on. Sorry my bad Oopsy. I fucked up.
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on the pillow.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The flavor the sweet tea, sweet tea of different degrees.
Speaker 7: Diya beat sweet tea.
Speaker 9: Oh god, that's the only sweet tea.
Speaker 1: I hate it here, y'all could be the best connoise
yours of dirt water as you all please. It's dirt
and leaf water. Just put more dirt.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 1: It's fine as a Southern, as a Southern man, that's
a blasphemy. And I can hear all the Southern people
in the listenership and the players going ugh.
Speaker 7: Like you need to you need to move out of Texas.
Speaker 1: Sir, I'm sorry, I'm too engraved here, too gay to leave.
So no one So today nobody gets any extra temporary
hit points. So if you have any temporary hadpoints, they
are gone from last week's episode. Oh you are, so
you don't get, So no one gets. So this episode
is not gonna not gonna be gifted tipperary hit points
for anybody, because.
Speaker 8: Because apparently we liked and you don't. However, oh my
god discriminated.
Speaker 1: Oh because that because hat hating on tea.
Speaker 7: This is a hate crime, the.
Speaker 1: Gay on gay crime. The calls coming from inside the
closet with.
Speaker 8: A teamaker thinking about doing the exact same thing. Whoever
is drawing that ruler, Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, so we will, we will. So uh,
where we left off was still the Queen's turn, and
she was fucking up or hitting bubbles like a new one.
And actually because she already did her attacks. I did
a couple of claw attacks last time. Yes, I think
I already did her main actions. So you know what,
I'm gonna go ahead and end her turn for this
start things off, because I'm pretty sure she had her
turn last session next up is tama what you're doing?
You see bubbles up there where the spirit guardian looks
like pepper Jack circling the queen as she sits on
the throne unbothered, or she stands she's standing in front
of the throne unbothered.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna move in between bubbles and spirit.
Speaker 1: Okay, you walk, you kind of dash, you pull a
sponge drop. You only see me. You want to see
her onto that rock. You want to see me do
it again, but you ran to the rock, so you
ran over to bubbles in here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not sure if I want to provide healing
or make an illusion of a second spirit guardian.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know you could pick and choose what you feel.
What you what are you feeling? You should do?
Speaker 2: Like, just look at the effect real quick.
Speaker 1: What is this? Let's see? But oh, fantasmal fource. You
cast illusion that takes root in the mind of a
creature that you could see within range. Darget must make
an intelligence saving throw on a field save you create
a fantasmal object, creature or a visible phenomenon. So well,
let's do a intelligence check right now. Let's see if
this even takes effect. So her intelligence save is this.
Oh and she famo.
Speaker 2: Like exactly one to one with the current guardians, so
it looks like it's just stacked.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Okay, So the phantastrophally includes sound, temperature, and others. Right,
and the target can also use an action to examine
the phantasm with the intelligence investigation check. And you just
spelled save DC if the check succeeds, the targets while
the target is also convinced of the ventil reality that
you can take any damage from appear Okay, So basically
you just.
Speaker 8: Think they can also take damage from it.
Speaker 1: They can also damage from it. Right to create a
peer as a fire, pull of acid, lava, or a
burn the target. Each round your turn damage to the
target area five feet provided the illusion of.
Speaker 6: The creature this whole time. What you've been reading this
whole time? I thought my internet gave out. I was like, oh,
did it happen again?
Speaker 1: No, I've been reading this whole time. Yes, yes, I
can read, Jacob, thank you. I'm very capable. I'm literate.
I'm literate than.
Speaker 6: I didn't say you couldn't. My question was, oh, you're
still reading.
Speaker 1: See ladies and gentlemen, see what I got, deal with.
Speaker 8: What I deal with.
Speaker 1: I deal with this little shitty and tomfoolery. Okay, cool,
So you make up to you make another cat Gardien
or you make the cat Guardian bigger, but you're what
are you doing?
Speaker 2: I didn't know if I could make it bigger. I
just made a second one that's directly on top of it.
Speaker 1: So they're sitting on each sit on top of each other.
Speaker 2: Well, it's more like she still only thinks that there's one,
but then there's like a second one hiding underneath.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, oh, oh, okay, got it. I wanted
to make.
Speaker 2: Sure she'll probably notice it, like, wait, is there a
second one?
Speaker 1: She kind of just looks over at the Spirit Guardian
and sees that there's two, and she's like a double
take on what when the fuck the second one pop up?
All right? Are you doing anything else?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I can't really do my extra attack because I have
to do a regular attack to make that go into effect.
And I'm gonna just sit here.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you do you end your turn? Correct? Yes,
at the end of your turn, I'm going to do
a legendary action. And this one is called life drain.
She is going to look over towards Bubbles, who is
in range, is going to do a attack. Rol does
a twenty one hit Bubbles. Yes, okay with that twenty one.
She is going to walk up to you and puts
her hand and against your skin, and you're going to
be taking the chronic damage.
Speaker 7: Sorry, what I was sneezing?
Speaker 1: Are you were sneezing?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: You're fine. Make a conceive Yeah, you also made a
concea oh nineteen right or twenty.
Speaker 4: Eight one moment.
Speaker 1: Nineteen That is a fail. So with that, when you fail,
obviously you don't you take the full damage, but you
also your hit point maximums are reduced by the amount
equal to the damage that is taken. Reduction lessons of
the crew finishes a long rest and if the target dies,
this effect reduces his points maximum to zero. The queen
the if it dies or basically, if you die, you
don't get any let me read this, you don't get
any death sage. She just die die if it reduces
your life to zero, and then she gains that back
as health for whatever damage that is dealt to you.
So three D ten plus five, so twenty one points
of necrotic damage is dealt to you, damn, and she
gains that back. I don't think she really lost any
health and now no scratch, I think she did lose
a little health. Uh, yes she did. Okay, she she
gains back twenty one, so she's back to full health now,
all right, and that would be her legendary action next
time is koby.
Speaker 5: Okay, may may so far.
Speaker 4: That works.
Speaker 5: How damaged are you Bubbles?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Are you super damaged?
Speaker 4: Or I mean out of like one hundred and seventy,
I'm at eighteen?
Speaker 14: Ah, okay, that makes this cy Then, so as he
runs up Kolby, he gets right behind Bubbles, places a
hand on I would suppose her is her ankle, and
cask your wounds at coo, what.
Speaker 5: Do I have? Probably sixth level. That's the highest I
can go.
Speaker 1: So you get twenty nine, twenty nine points love healing.
Speaker 5: As he's casting this, he says, please Bubbles, stop this folly.
We cannot defeat her.
Speaker 1: Bubbles are trying to laugh, do you neet in turn?
Yes my chart, yeah, and your turn. Another legendary action.
She life drains again, make a con save Bubbles. You fail,
So your max hit points is already lowered by twenty
one whatever your max hit points total hit points are,
it's twenty one lower until you have a long rest,
and now it is going to be lowered again. What
was that, No, it wasn't twenty one. It was twenty
nine the first time. Sorry, I was twenty nine the
first time. And this time you're taking twenty three points
of necrotic damage. And she that's her legendary her second
legendary action. Next up, miss.
Speaker 8: Okay, uh, just a moment, Okay, I think I said
that was forty Okay, I'm gonna move here because I
can't get to you. I'm gonna do healing word. Sorry
about that, and I mean, uh, I'm gonna do a
healing word for at level two, just to kind of
help out a little bit. And that's gonna make it
uh to DU four plus say eight two D four
plus eight because it's my spell attack bonus sstion mark. Okay,
so it gonna be two D four plus eight second
advance roll four plus seet roll fifteen.
Speaker 1: Fifteen points of healing are brought back to you, bubbles, thank.
Speaker 8: You, and then bonus action. I'm going to past flame blade.
I can invoke a fiery blade in my free hand,
so I gonna kind of holster my amma and just
flame blade giant scimitar in my head and in my turn.
Speaker 1: At the end of your turn, she does legendary action
for the thursion last time for life drain uh nineteen
hit yes and a conserve and that failed at sixteen
she is going to be doing three D ten nice
for all the days nineteen points of the cry damage.
Oh my god, are you how are you feeling? Bubbles?
Speaker 4: I'm not the greatest, but I'm still up h m hmm.
Speaker 1: And that will be the end of the myth turn freed.
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm just.
Speaker 15: Saying, okay, tryed to move Oh god every once.
Speaker 8: In the way. Yeah, I had an issue with that
as well.
Speaker 4: I'll know y'all can move through the cat thing, right.
Speaker 5: H.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you all could meet the spirit you could.
Speaker 8: Uh can you attack through it? And oh that's nice?
Speaker 15: Okay, there is a special ability that cascine can do.
Speaker 1: I want to try it.
Speaker 8: You good boy?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 1: Just dog? You want to tweet? You want? Did you know?
Just do go get the stick?
Speaker 6: First of all? How dare you just?
Speaker 8: It was right there? I couldn't not.
Speaker 16: Mmm, so Okay, so Caspian has a special ability.
Speaker 6: Crap I don't have the range on it though. Listen here,
So if I were to throw Caspian, what's the range
I could throw on?
Speaker 1: Mh you can throw Caspian?
Speaker 17: Mm hm.
Speaker 6: Well, because I'm gonna move closer.
Speaker 5: Do you have proficiency with throwing weapons?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was just about to ask that, do you
have proficiency and throw a lot?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: What are you?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 13: Classy barbarian?
Speaker 5: That's dependent?
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think I even.
Speaker 15: Gave him that.
Speaker 5: What's your sub class?
Speaker 8: I don't have one?
Speaker 6: Oh wait, path of the Wild magic?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you don't have it. And it's a disadvantaged role.
Speaker 15: Okay, I guess I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 5: That with your dicks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, alright, I'm gonna move him right there.
Speaker 1: You're gonna move him towards not too far from meth
at the bottom of the staircase, leaning up to the throne.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'll do a little closer, okay, And I'm just
gonna go ahead and use my breath attack.
Speaker 1: On the queen.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the range of the breath attack?
Speaker 2: Sixty feet?
Speaker 1: Sixty feet? Is it sexy feet?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck with in sexy. Oh my god, you are within
sexty feet. Okay, yeah, okay, go ahead and do it. Well,
roll me in a tack role.
Speaker 18: Uh okay, I guess I'm just going to use a
regular So don't have the little hot key here, do you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's what I want. Sorry, I wasn't
trying to.
Speaker 1: So what's what you're trying to do, ran frost or.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the ability that.
Speaker 1: That's the attack you wanted to use.
Speaker 6: Well, the breadth attack.
Speaker 17: That's basically what it is is y frost.
Speaker 18: I'm kind of like I thought I could roll the
like just like a regular roll, but I'm sorry, I
am having technical difficulties.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 13: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, H twenty five does hit.
Speaker 6: Cool? Cool?
Speaker 18: You're gonna take one D one D eight cold damage
and your speed is reduced by ten feet so it's hot.
Speaker 1: The boom, wow, wow, wow, one point. That's hot. She's like,
is there her breeze?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Is somebody the window open? I got a little chilly
in here. The nippy.
Speaker 6: Apparently I'm just nippy. The acity, like the audacity of
this role, the fuck.
Speaker 8: Random historical fact like it being a bit nippy is
a racial slur. Uh it's it was used during World
War Two to uh as a bunch of Japanese people around.
I felt the same way. I was like, holy fuck,
but yeah, because in Japanese nipon or nipon g is
a way to refer as japan and or a Japanese person,
So they would use that as a racial slur during
I think it was World War two or that they're
a time after.
Speaker 1: Well, shit, she's just gonna be like, is there a draft?
You doing anything else for? You're doing free?
Speaker 6: Uh hm, No, that's gonna be it all right.
Speaker 1: Next up, Davy, m hm, you were up.
Speaker 19: Girly cool cool cool cool cool.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna if I want to fred uh huh, I'm
gonna try and shoot my my uh gun.
Speaker 1: You're gonna try to shoot on the face, got it
go for a girl?
Speaker 4: Should be.
Speaker 1: Headshot, headshot?
Speaker 8: I really channel clean?
Speaker 1: Oh that Oh that does hit? That does hit? That
twenty five does hit, ten points of piercing damage.
Speaker 2: Do it again.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it again.
Speaker 7: You probably gonna miss.
Speaker 1: And you missed.
Speaker 7: I got one more. I got one more.
Speaker 1: That's seventeen and the nine both.
Speaker 7: Mess alright, am I turned.
Speaker 9: You're just like, yeah, take that pow oh ship, I
missed up.
Speaker 1: You shoot her. Get to right in the face of explosion.
Imagine as explosed in her face, and when the smoke
clears out from her head headshot, she's looking directly at you, David.
I'm sorry, mixed up bubbles.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, I'm gonna grapple her.
Speaker 1: Huh uh uh.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 4: So she needs to beat the twenty eight with acrobatics
or athletics.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, acrobatics or athletics. I can do that.
That's the thing I could do. I could do that.
That's fine. Twenty three she died.
Speaker 8: Do you have to be the twenty year?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I have a twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Twenty eight? Yeah, she's grappled.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna use my bonus action. Do my do
my racial dash, which gives me some HP. I am
then going to move with her. Okay, let me get
my pointer real quick. We're gonna move right there. So
I want to move her right right here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're okay, So you're moving there.
Speaker 4: She's gonna take this damage. No, so she'll need to
make the the saving throw against this or take twenty
damage or half Wait for what, there's the Guardian of Faith.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that's only for enemies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just moved the Queen through the cat.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry I missed.
Speaker 8: Also, your character needs to make a saving throw for
the uh fas fantasmal force or take one D six damage.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what say that she need to do? Because
there seems to be a couple of things going on here?
So what what save does she need to do? Which
one of them?
Speaker 4: For? What? For?
Speaker 1: What? Save?
Speaker 5: On what the Guardian?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Sorry, hold on, give me a second.
Speaker 1: Well do the Sparis Guardian first? What's to save?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Never mind, I was wrong. I read it incorrectly. I
think it's.
Speaker 5: Onreas Guardian of Faith. That's what it is. No, No,
you just take twenty flat and you creature hostile that
moves with the moves a space within ten feet of
the Guardian for the first time on a on turn
must succeed on a dexter I'll put.
Speaker 1: It all in them, so dexterity save.
Speaker 5: No, there is no save, you just take damage?
Speaker 1: Okay, bad, all right, she takes twenty.
Speaker 4: No, there's a it's a textarity save to take twenty
or half if they succeed.
Speaker 5: On anyhow, I move within ten feet yeah, but that's
only within ten feet. She was already within ten feet
once I placed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll rule it as she takes the twenty. I'll
roll it as that you're traveling right through it. She's
not happy, No, she's mad. She's human. She's like, oh,
how dare you? I beg your pardon.
Speaker 4: I'm also going to drop my axe, okay, I'm going
to grab my trident okay, and I'm gonna recklessly attack.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, eleven and fifteen, Well, the fifteen misses.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to action search okay, and I am
going to attack again with my trident okay.
Speaker 1: Fifteen misses.
Speaker 4: Uh third times a trump.
Speaker 1: Okay, twenty two hits. Okay, you're you're raising you're raging,
right I am, indeed? Yeah, So twenty two hits yes,
so frenzy fifteen niets seventeen Oh, I.
Speaker 4: Guess I needed to try and damage as well, and
that would be twenty five yep. And then, thanks to
the top all ability, the queen needs to make a
con save or be knocked prone mm hmm, seventeen one second.
Let meet. Whoa what Yeah, so the queen just made it. Yeah, okay,
I am going to then just drop my trident because
I have other weapons I can use. I'm going to
invoke a opportunity attack. So I was here twenty feet
used forty feet, which means I have forty more feet.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're gonna drop her and run.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I am nowhere near the health to start
tanking her.
Speaker 1: So with that that opportunity attack, she's going to try
and claw you for twenty.
Speaker 4: Three twenty three does hit?
Speaker 1: All right, make me a con save and see if
you get poisoned. Twenty seven twenty seven passes. So you're
just taking the two D six see be taken eleven
points of slashing down.
Speaker 4: All right, that'll take care of my temps. Oh god,
that's slashing damage right.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Oh lord, you really fucked her up.
Speaker 4: Just like you are. Okay, I'm just gonna move like
that far okay.
Speaker 1: So you literally just went I'm gonna take her, move
her in the middle of everybody, and then like a
boy it damn. Okay. So he is not happy. She's
she's in the middle of everybody. You took her off
her throne. No, less. She's going to Oh, Freed, are
you immune to being charmed?
Speaker 8: Plead the fifth plead the to plead the fifth.
Speaker 1: Yay uh, because I know some barbarians are. I just
don't know if that bubbles are you're immune to it
because of the feet or a feature.
Speaker 4: Because of raging. I think no, it's because of I
am a berserker barbarian. It's their sixth level feature. They're
the only barbarian that gets it. Ah, got it? So
class wise, Freed has no immunity. Yeah, I don't know
if he has anything else.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well if you don't have anything else to
stop being charmed anyway, Freed, I'm gonna need you to
make a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 6: A wisdom yeah, a wisdom wow.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 20: It's even if I had advantage, I rolled double chrit.
Speaker 1: Oh, so, Freed, she's using her charm ability. So one
humanoid for one human creature within thirty feet of the
queen makes a wisdom saving throw, or be magically charmed
for a day the magic the charmed target obeys the
Queen's verbal or telepathic commands, target suffer saying harm. It
can repeat the saving throw, ending the effect on success.
If the target successfully saves against the effect, or if
the effect on it ends, the target is immune to
the Queen's charming for the next twenty four hours. The
queen can have only one charm target at a time
if it charms, if she charms another, the effect on
the previous target ends.
Speaker 6: So you are wait did you say it last the
whole day?
Speaker 1: At last? A full twenty four hours?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: Not if you get hit or take not you get
take damage, you can reroll to see if you succeed.
But until that happens, you were her little you're her laptog.
Speaker 15: Wow.
Speaker 1: So she looks to you freed, and she blows you
a kiss and this and when she when she blows
the magic from her hands, it start. It flies off,
kind of like this glittery dust as it floats in
spirals and circles as it lands to your face.
Speaker 5: Someone watched versus.
Speaker 1: Yes I did.
Speaker 6: I was just about to say that you you poisoned Ivy.
Speaker 1: Poisoned Ivy. You and you go into her charm and.
Speaker 5: By the way, your listeners, uh, what was it? Clooney?
George Clooney is the best manman out there.
Speaker 1: No, don't I will you know anyway, anyway, So when
it comes to your turn, freed, she will give you
the command to do whatever like attack and stuff on
your turn.
Speaker 4: Christian Bale so oh Christian.
Speaker 1: Uh. Anyway, after doing that lovely uh tidbit, she's gonna
look over the bubble and she's gonna raise up her staff,
her queenly staff, her royal staff as she reiins hell
fire upon you. She's gonna be casting fireball at fifth level.
I'm gonna need you to make a dexterity saving throw.
Speaker 4: Twenty one.
Speaker 1: Twenty one?
Speaker 4: Does it only affect me?
Speaker 1: Uh, it's gonna be. It's gonna well, honestly, it's gonna
be set. And let me look at the range of fireball,
and I can just sid.
Speaker 5: That's twenty feet radius, usually.
Speaker 1: Twenty feet one hundred and fifty feet twenty foot radius, yes,
twenty foot radius. So everyone, oh, well, she obviously doesn't
want to get hit herself or have her dog it hits.
Speaker 6: So wow, wow, laptop, that's racist.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, this is like twenty foot radius right here.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's going to where is my little thing?
I can't find it. It's not letting me board? Kay,
all right, somebody please oh gosh, I want to hit Okay,
I just I want to hit just bubbles and Davy.
I can't get but I can't get my measure. Oh
there it is. I'm measuring. Okay, So bubbles and Davy.
Speaker 5: About that's about righting it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about right here. It's about it'll go off
about right here. So Davy and Bubbles make me dexter?
Are you saving through?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Juliette twenty one, twenty one passes Davy.
Speaker 6: Kay, man, wow, freed.
Speaker 1: You did not get hit freed?
Speaker 6: Oh shit, he said my name?
Speaker 1: No, I said, Davy.
Speaker 7: Well I'm on freed.
Speaker 1: Oh you're on freed. Yeah, okay, then that never mind.
Then never mind, you're on if you're on freed, So
just me so adjust me bubbles. The bubbles should take
half damage. Fifth level will be tendy sick. They'll be
taking half of that. Yeah, ten six thirty six. Divide
that by two thirteen. No, I'm taking thirteen points of fire. No, yes,
I'm sorry, that's eighteen points of fire damage.
Speaker 21: All right, I'm still up, thanks, Yeah, okay, all right,
she is going to uh, I mean, there's gonna be
an opportunity attack for two of the people here, but
she is going to move right by.
Speaker 5: You take twenty from the Spirit Guardian.
Speaker 1: Why I'm not moving through.
Speaker 5: The and uh within ten feet?
Speaker 1: Yeah shit, Okay, she's gonna move over to bubbles. So
Davy and metth you can make an attack role talk about.
Speaker 4: I also think doesn't Guardian of Faith disappear because it's
DELT sixty damage.
Speaker 5: It's only deuilt twenty damage so far, and forty.
Speaker 4: Eight DELT twenty to the Captain guard that we killed.
Speaker 5: Oh you're right, yeap, So it's gone.
Speaker 1: Uh, Davy, your rapier head.
Speaker 7: Oh I don't know why it's piercing.
Speaker 5: Okay whatever, that's your creation, Devin, I can't control it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, hang on, since the phantasm looks exactly
like I mean, you could leave it up because the
fantastical force is still there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the main one disappears and the fantastal force
is still standing there, got it.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: So six points of slashing damage that with Davi's rape peered.
Speaker 8: And second, I'm gonna roll it because I'm also gonna
attack with my the flame blade. Yes, the flame blade
twenty plus nine. Okay. So here's where some fun's gonna happen.
Do you remember my absorb my absorb elopment. Yeah, sixty
six on top of the three D six of damage
that she's about to take.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh no, she's in danger.
Speaker 8: Ninety six worth of damage and hope to god that
does something good.
Speaker 1: Huh huh, not bad. Thirty two points of dabbling and.
Speaker 8: You're gonna hear a very faint freed falcon punch.
Speaker 6: Wait, who says that to me?
Speaker 8: I said, thankfully? Maybe I guess she's.
Speaker 2: Right on top, like he wants to feel heroic, but
he doesn't want to draw attention to himself.
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, so thirty two points of dabblich anything else?
Or is that always? Just say you're.
Speaker 8: I only think I get one attack? I mean, does
if I get an opportunity attack and I land an attack,
do I get to prop my secondary attack because I
technically get to attack? Okay?
Speaker 1: I only want to know. Yeah, okay, cool, Well you
did fucking number. Okay that that hurt a little bit.
Hurt a little bit. She's fine though relatively speaking, she's passed,
but she's okay ish. Next up, Tama, you're up?
Speaker 2: I think how the fantastical force works like like, whenever
I take an action, it can attack, but I don't
know if it has to be in mainly arranged to.
Speaker 5: Do that, it'll say in the spell.
Speaker 8: Within five.
Speaker 2: Or if you're not sure, Yeah, but can I move it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you want to move it?
Speaker 2: Just have it walk up to her, just smacker in
the face.
Speaker 1: Okay, Actually, I'll give you the I'll give you the
ability to move it. All right, you should have the
ability to move it.
Speaker 2: Actually, can I do? Can I move it independently of
myself where I can move it?
Speaker 1: Then I move? Yeah, I want that happen.
Speaker 8: It doesn't specifically say you hand to move it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will allow it. If that makes sense.
Speaker 5: I would argue that there are spells that physically say
you can point.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't say you can, I will allow.
Speaker 4: It, totally damn rule.
Speaker 1: Okay, and Tama, you moved to the other side of bubbles.
Speaker 2: And basically behind bubbles.
Speaker 4: So as I take an action, bubbles is at two. Help.
Speaker 2: Oh well, shoot, I might can help.
Speaker 1: Lay on hands.
Speaker 2: So my paladin level is at six. I think it.
Speaker 4: Should be at six, so you can do up to thirty.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's going to use up my entire pool. But
I'm going to give you thirty thank you. At the
same time, the phantasm is going to smack our enemy
for one all right.
Speaker 1: Roll for a smack and it misses with a one.
Oh no, it takes one damage damage.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's like a naw.
Speaker 1: I'll like happen. It takes what she takes one thing
of damage. She gets a little migraine.
Speaker 2: I know she can take an action to look at
it and be like that's not real.
Speaker 1: She couldn't. Yeah, she took the time by way, but
it's not much of a threat.
Speaker 4: Can I say something about phantasm force? Okay, so that
spell actually, uh, the illusion is of such a threat
that anything, uh that the queen will perceive that the
giant cat is a giant threat. That's why it's taking
psychic damage. Like he doesn't need to move it, because
the illusion stays with the Queen.
Speaker 5: I will make the argument just because I am that
person to say that it says other visual phenomenon of
your choice that is no larger than a ten foot
cube and it's perceivable only to that target for the
duration that.
Speaker 8: Even if something as illogical as the fantasmal force being
a bridge and then falling through the bridge, their mind
will make an excuse as to why they fell through
the bridge, and not that the bridge doesn't exist. So
spell does defy logic of the actual spell, and it
can legit now just be a big moving cat that
goes fuck you bitch.
Speaker 5: Except it's not. Except the original base form was not
an actual cat. It's literally just a an inanimate object
with spiritual magic.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, because there is a kind of component of phantasmal
force that says if it is a creation of a creature,
then it can chase after the person, but not of
the opposite effect. What is it?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to look like the Spirit Guardians, so
Laura wise, she would be freaked out. Yeah it's not
dead yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, now she's a moving statue.
Speaker 2: Even though it might provide no benefit the game plays.
I'm picturing it. This is like a movie scene, like,
how is this thing not dead yet?
Speaker 5: I mean, she was still taking damage. She just wouldn't.
I don't think she would realize that it's not from
the actual statue, it's just from.
Speaker 4: What Yeah, yeah, it could just be frightening damage.
Speaker 1: That's true too, Boo.
Speaker 5: I mean it is psychic damage.
Speaker 8: It gives her a very stive look and it goes wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you do anything else? Ta No, that's
all I can do, all rainy. So it is now, oh,
at the at the end of your turn, Tama legendary
action because their legendary actions refuel after each of her turns.
Life train again on bubbles she got. She's gotten a
hit pretty good. So she's like, don I need life
and she is going to take on that.
Speaker 4: By the way, I cannot keep taking these hits. Sure
you can.
Speaker 5: You're a tank, aren't you.
Speaker 4: No tanks?
Speaker 5: It's like holding up on your last legs. I got you,
so I'm trying.
Speaker 22: To heal you.
Speaker 1: Fourteen does not hit, does it?
Speaker 4: It doesn't, but you have advantage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're right. Six does not it's not hit.
No shit, okay, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Well, because so since I'm within five feet would this
affect magic or is that only physical attacks?
Speaker 6: Of what.
Speaker 1: A creature you see attack?
Speaker 5: It just doesn't hack, I mean, does say within five
feet of you?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: That's sure, says That's why I wasn't sure if it
was like, does it affect legendary actions?
Speaker 4: Though it should, but you're not within five feet.
Speaker 2: Yeahs attack target other than you.
Speaker 5: I think if that were sentinel would be a totally
different story.
Speaker 4: But yeah, doesn't do that because that's sentinel.
Speaker 1: A sentinel. M hm, well that' cently.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I might just happen to have that feat.
Speaker 5: Immediately after a creature within five feet of you takes
the disengage action or hits a target other than Okay, yeah,
you're right. Yeah, the attacking enemy has to be within
five feet of you.
Speaker 4: Okay, but yeah, Tom, if you were five feet from
the queen, you could then use your protection style. But
you're not five feet with from the queen.
Speaker 2: I thought I referred to a target other than myself,
that is within five feet of myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're targeting someone other than you a disadvantage. Yeah,
so you could give me disadvantage.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Al, it's your turn.
Speaker 5: I don't want to do d oh right, So I'm
going to do a little spell casting. I'm gonna upcast
this to level five, but I will do this on bubbles.
Speaker 4: The hell am I? All right?
Speaker 5: I'm moving down and then I'll cast that on bubbles
because that's a touch spell.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, she's gonna use her innate spell casting
counter spell at level five'll be counter spelled level five.
Speaker 5: Well, then you do not get that death ward then
yepn's that's a shame. Do I have anything else? I don't? Okay,
that's my.
Speaker 1: Turn at ching your turn legendary action life drain again.
We're gonna say if it hits this time eighteen.
Speaker 5: That does hit.
Speaker 1: All righty, and then that will be make a consave
for me. Wow, oh you passed the conceave, so you
don't lose your any more max health than what you've
had before. Now you take three D ten us, you
take twenty points of nicronic damage, and she gains the
twenty points back. And what's your health like?
Speaker 4: Not great?
Speaker 1: What's not? Okay?
Speaker 4: Twelve out of one? Seventy oh?
Speaker 1: Twelve? Okay, okay. I was about say, if you hit zero,
you're you die at least with life drain. Anyway, with
light drain when you reach when you go down to zero,
you don't he go straight to straight to death death
to you all. Next up, your go to move here? Uhh,
y'all is all literally circling her.
Speaker 8: So here's a question. Do we get the flanking bonus
that makes a tax advantage.
Speaker 5: When flanking bonus does exist.
Speaker 8: Okay, well we're going to rage. My flame sword disappears
and uh oh you roll uh roll a D eight?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, roll indeed age six.
Speaker 8: So the Queen avy and freed, which one's freed, need
to roll a wisdom saving throw or I can catch
a glimpse of their thoughts. Oh yes, However, it doesn't
tell me what the DC of it is, so I'm
just going to it doesn't so h since my barbarian,
we'll go for a barbarian.
Speaker 1: Fourteen fourteen. The Queen makes a fifteen. Wasn't say davy
is a nine? And when is free fourteen?
Speaker 8: He saves as well? What do I get to? It's
just oh, actually it's I think it's within thirty let
me check, yeah, within thirty feet of me. So I
guess everybody actually.
Speaker 1: Sixteen Juliette sex for Tama Colby, sorry your friend. I.
Speaker 8: Basically whomever failed it gets a uh disadvantage on their
next attack role against me. But the Queen doesn't. Is
it going to do that? It does not matter. So
I'm going to draw my hammer and going to attack
recklessly Okay, this two twenty plus nine and I don't
know how to get advantage on this, but we're just
gonna roll. Uh, nineteen plus nine is twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Who twenty eight hits?
Speaker 8: Oh, that's going to be one D eight plus two
D four.
Speaker 1: Huh, y'all literally just circle on this poor bitch and
just beating the ship out of.
Speaker 8: Twelve plus two is fourteen plus two D four phrase
two the hammer of the gun, then two, and then
I'm going to attack again.
Speaker 1: So far.
Speaker 8: Fine?
Speaker 1: Right, God, I gave this bitch a lot of health.
Speaker 8: Uh, six plus nine No, not gonna hit and then
that is it for me.
Speaker 1: At the end of your turn, third and final legendary
action till her next turn. She is gonna for twenty
six to hit bubbles.
Speaker 4: Dang it. Yeah, that hits, hey, and then i'd be.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine points in the cry damage.
Speaker 4: Oh I need a concept, don't I is a concept?
Speaker 1: Twenty you pass? Yeah, you pass?
Speaker 4: All right. I'm at one health because of reckless endurance.
So close.
Speaker 1: Okay, She's like, why won't you die?
Speaker 4: I mean I am an orc?
Speaker 1: That is true, you are an orc? Next up freed? Yes,
the Queen's anna look to you freed, and she's uh,
look to look to you free and bubbles and she's
going to say, mull the orc. And you're gonna do
an attack at bubbles. You I'm gonna do a character
she what we got here? What's going? What's cooking? What
is cooking? Oh gosh, what's that cooking? See look at Caspian.
What did I come up with? Mm hmm alright, the drune?
Oh my gosh, there's so much you are going to go.
Speaker 4: M mhm.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, So what you're gonna do? And I'm gonna
have you roll it. You're gonna walk around with Davey
on your shoulder. Still, You're gonna walk over the bubbles
right as you are. Right now. I need you to
make a attack with Caspian.
Speaker 6: This is bubbles right here, right, big one.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to attack bubbles. You're trightened and you're
gonna be using the trightened of the drowned.
Speaker 6: Abilities, frightened of the drowned abilities like which one.
Speaker 1: Oh, so when you make an attack, you do an
extra the extra bag hole damage with that, and.
Speaker 23: Then so I've already like put it into my attack
role with.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go for it. Okay, we're gonna attacking with Caspian,
then go for it. So you're oh you're raging. If
you're not already raging, you're.
Speaker 6: Aging, Okay, fuck you're twenty six twenty.
Speaker 4: Six head his disadvantage thinks to that ability the wisdom, save.
Speaker 1: Wisdom, save.
Speaker 4: From I forget the character's name, the plink.
Speaker 1: Guy disadvantage, disadvantage on myth if he attacks myth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh is it only myth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only if they attacks him.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, twenty.
Speaker 1: Six hits roll the damage, Jacob.
Speaker 6: So fifteen piercing and nineteen cold.
Speaker 4: Bubbles is down? What bubbles is down? It's only at
one home.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how do you want to how do you
want to do this? Jacob?
Speaker 6: Well, like just to just for like the sake of freed,
at least trying to resist. Like he almost like a zombie,
just walks up like just stroll strolls right up to
Bubbles and with.
Speaker 4: A just.
Speaker 3: You ever see somebody do something that's just so like
old hearted and just so like swift and precise, You
just left there like dumbfounded, like first starts like how
can anybody? How is anyone so precise?
Speaker 6: And like Yeah, I'm just gonna skewer bubbles would flourish.
I bring my Freed, brings up Caspian and just thrust
the three prongs into bubbles chest.
Speaker 1: Davy, you were mortified.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it is, I really do mean that.
Speaker 7: I was just like I was in the middle of
something when said that. I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Fuck, because you were still on Free's shoulder. He was like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 7: Bad boy, bad dog?
Speaker 1: Spray bottles.
Speaker 6: But that doesn't Yeah, that does nothing to Free. Oh god,
oh god, oh god.
Speaker 1: That would be the.
Speaker 24: You got multi attack, I I do, I got extra attack.
Speaker 6: Do monster?
Speaker 1: You are going to.
Speaker 9: Roll to attack, Davy him, he gets disadvantage, roll a disadvantage.
Speaker 6: Would that be clawed with.
Speaker 7: No, but I'm on top of him, so it would
be disadvantage.
Speaker 1: It would be disadvantaged. You're gonna roll with uh doing
Caspian is the sixteen hit.
Speaker 7: That's a disadvantage.
Speaker 1: That's well, and that's the lowest the two numbers. Yeah,
all right, Earl for damage thirteen piercing and fourteen cold.
So with that, he pulls out the tritent.
Speaker 9: Huh thirteen piercing, yes, and what fourteen cold?
Speaker 4: The fuck?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, Caspian does both cold and piercing.
Speaker 1: Yes, So he pulls out the tray and and flings
it up like he's gonna hit his neck and goes
in and hits Davy sitting on his shoulder, and he
yanks it out. That's gonna be a thing you're and freed.
Speaker 8: You know what I will be.
Speaker 1: I will be nice. Actually make a whizn't save because
I would say this is traumatizing enough that you possibly
could snap out of it. Make an uh oh send twenty.
You snap out of the charm as you pull out
the tritons, Davy, you snap out of it.
Speaker 23: So well, I just want to say, like, I feel
like since Dadie is like right on my shoulder, it
would be hard to put like jabber with it.
Speaker 6: So I think I'm just gonna like smack her with it.
I like the.
Speaker 23: Well that's true, but like when I do that, that
traps me out free out of it, and his.
Speaker 1: Like, uh you see the blood you see the blood
dripping from Caspian from uh bubbles.
Speaker 23: Yeah, I'm trying to find Yeah, he's he's pretty, he's
pretty fucked up now.
Speaker 6: He's like straw.
Speaker 23: Like years ago, prone and he's just looking at his
try it like, I hate to give you that visual but.
Speaker 1: Ah oh no, and that will be the end of
your turn. Freed, Davy, you're up.
Speaker 15: Cool?
Speaker 22: Oh.
Speaker 8: Question for when we have roles that are half a
total or less and half would be a point of
a number, do we round up or down on that choice?
Speaker 1: Round up?
Speaker 4: Damn? Oh? By the way, do you mind making bubbles small?
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll certainly do have for you.
Speaker 7: U is everybody standing around?
Speaker 8: Uh the queen Estian if you're gonna do any healing?
Speaker 9: I mean like on her, I don't have any healing,
but I'm asking, like, if I do something, we'll like
potentially kill somebody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: One of us is already dead basically yet I thought
you were.
Speaker 1: She she would only be dead if the Queen used
a light drowner and she went to zero. She went
down because of Freed. So technically speaking, wait, unless the drowned.
Let me double check that, unless the drowned does that. Otherwise, No,
she's just down and she can make death saves.
Speaker 9: No, she's not close enough for this what I'm planning
on doing. But I'm talking about the other three that are.
Speaker 8: We're all next to each other.
Speaker 5: How is she not close enough.
Speaker 9: And we aren't because it's a ten foot so if
I hit her, it won't hit anybody else.
Speaker 7: That's you know, it wouldn't hit okay.
Speaker 5: Or I mean if you place it like right here.
Speaker 15: I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm going to place it right here. I'm gonna place
it on her.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you then it would hit her, it would
hit bubbles, that would hit absolutely hit bubbles and everyone else.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: That being said, shatter is a great spell.
Speaker 7: That's exactly what I cut it too. I was going
to do shatter. How did you know?
Speaker 4: I know the game very very well.
Speaker 5: And you are a spellcaster, got big time one? Only
a few of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, barts only get one AOI spell and if
she says ten foot that it only leaves shatter. The
other one is going to be psychic, the psychic fireball,
which is at sixth level. But that has a fireball radius.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you can do is.
Speaker 4: You can put it ten feet above her head.
Speaker 7: Oh you right, I could do that. Damn I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: That because a three dimensional space not a two D space.
Speaker 1: It's true. So you're gonna cast shatter about ten feet
above her. Yeah. Uh, with that, she's going to use
her last innate spellcasting or a counter spot at fifth level.
Speaker 7: Okay, I was gonna do it at fifth.
Speaker 2: Level, So how fucking convenient.
Speaker 1: That's the last times she could do stuff like that.
So you can't do fireball or counter spoil again.
Speaker 7: Awesome? Can I use my bonus to just fucking shoot
her in the face?
Speaker 1: And yes, of course always.
Speaker 7: Motherfucker bitch probably doesn't hit nineteen hits.
Speaker 9: Oh fuck you, bitch, fuck you you did.
Speaker 7: You took down my shoot you with the fucking face.
Speaker 1: Like you take down? She take hot take down spell
and you're like you bitch, raise up the gun and
shoots her right in the exactly.
Speaker 7: Don't you fucking take down my spell? Bitch? Okay, now
I say that in person, by.
Speaker 9: The way, and then I'm going.
Speaker 7: To end my third don't you fucking count on my spell? Bitch?
Speaker 5: In game, it's more like you be walking a fine
plank there, Yes, scanty wag, he doesn't speak like that.
Speaker 1: So that seventeen is a death save. Yeah, seen, the
death staves are what ten for the first one you
pass it? She got one save? Yay yay. Next up
is the queen, it's going to oh, take one step forward,
still with range, no opportunity to act, still in range
again again range, she's on range.
Speaker 8: I also would I get she still wasn't range for me.
Speaker 1: She still went in range of everybody, so so no
one would tenderly hit her with an opportunity to. But
that's why you would have hit. Yes, I would have.
Speaker 4: Hit yeah, I mean yes, on top. But David's just
on top of Tama, just swinging the rapier around like
I want to hit on.
Speaker 1: Freed Freed over here, she is going to kneel down
to well, Okay, who's immune to being charmed?
Speaker 8: I don't think so. I'm not seeing anything in my
AVA or advantage on being poisoned, resistance immunity disease, don't
need to drink or eat, don't need to sleep, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Only really elves are and then certaines.
Speaker 1: Okay, meth, she's gonna turn to you. She's gonna blow
you a big old kiss, make me a wisdom saving
through please.
Speaker 8: I am checking through my stuff just to see.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, because.
Speaker 8: My ward forgerss least, it does not specifically say anything
about charmed or anything like that. All right, I'll just
do wisdom save. It would be where's my savings? Throws
and throws saw wisdom seventeen. Whoa motherfucker? Lets go you.
Speaker 1: Pass, so you are immune for getting churned by her
again for twenty four hours. Same with you freed. You
cannot be checking.
Speaker 8: Just gonna look at her and be like, you're not.
Speaker 1: She can't do that, And she's like ooh's and she's
looking around and looks at the big cat statue in
the background, thinking why the fuck is that still alive?
And she's like this is not looking good for me.
And she looks down at bubble. She's like, well, if
I'm going down, I'm taking someone with that statoo?
Speaker 5: Is not there any work? Just so you don't.
Speaker 1: Remember, is supposed to get taken the fantastic still there? Uh,
she is gonna do She's gonna lean down the bubbles
because she's within proximity. Yes, she is going to go
down the bubbles, take her hand and give her a
nice smooch if she's already down when she needed to
make a con save, so yes, make a concave like
unconscious constitution staying throw.
Speaker 5: You can't make staves when you're unconscious.
Speaker 1: You can't. No, okay, well with that concept that way
have failed anyway, So you'll be taking with the with
that kiss of hers, you'll be taking five D ten
plus fiss like a damage. Yeah, thirty six points of
psychic damn it.
Speaker 4: I mean, if I'm not mistaken, that kills her right.
Speaker 5: Over your maximum?
Speaker 4: No, but doesn't drain health have that stipulation.
Speaker 5: It lowers your maximum. But if what's your maximum at
right now, like if you were to come back full.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I can definitely survive that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then you're good.
Speaker 9: Mm hm.
Speaker 12: M hmm.
Speaker 4: I just thought that the drain Life had the caveat
that if if it reduced me to zero health, I
died instantly.
Speaker 5: It did, but you didn't die from You didn't go
unconscious from drain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, draining draining kiss has the same thing too, So
so she just takes roo. Yeah you just you just too.
You fell to your death.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because technically you create automatically.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, uh and no, no, it's automatic since she
she can't technically you defend herself.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, actually I think it's supposed to be that the
person attacking gets an automatic create if they hit, but
they still have to hit.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why you didn't need an attack or you
just need to be within five feet. So there's that. Uh,
that will be the end of her. Next up is tauma.
Speaker 4: Kill me?
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to ask, can you make an unconscious
person drink a potion?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 2: I have a greater healing, just like he drink this
new choke on it and die. Anyway, it didn't have
like a tool tip, but I had to look up.
Speaker 1: It's like, so that will be.
Speaker 2: Four plus four if I make them drink it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can make them drink thet be your actions
feeding the potion to her.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
Speaker 4: Uh, do you play with the death saves going to
the next one or is it just reset?
Speaker 1: God, if you come back to life and then you
die again, it re sets, okay, because because that makes
the most sense, because you come back to life and
you die again. It would just be to me that'd
be unfair if you had to do if you got
the whole kept the whole death saves.
Speaker 7: I mean I would wait till the next day.
Speaker 8: But that's just that's funny. You still kept the one.
Speaker 2: That's okay, I put it ironic, but it is. I
was like, I haven't used the advanced roller force. I
was like, oh, how I do this? And I clicked
on the one ship but you have to go down.
Speaker 1: The thirteen points of life is brought back into bubbles.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much how much longer I can
take this or keep this up.
Speaker 4: I don't know how much longer I can take this.
Speaker 1: Talma do anything else?
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, I might just back away slowly, okay,
because I can't really do anything.
Speaker 4: Else because I think I'm about to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still have my phantasm, which could do one
D six.
Speaker 1: Would you go into the onedy six? Take any damage
you can get?
Speaker 8: You can go.
Speaker 1: Six point six point of damage credited.
Speaker 2: How do you want to do this?
Speaker 22: What?
Speaker 1: No? I'm like, wait what No, She's not dead yet?
Speaker 4: Damn it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah is the key word yet exactly.
Speaker 4: So funny story. I'm no longer immune to charms.
Speaker 6: Huh what why?
Speaker 4: Because I am only immune during rage?
Speaker 1: That's right? Okay, you do anything else, Tama, No, I
moved away, so I didn't you turn again? Legendary action
twelve Shit that didn't God damn it. The legend the
life drain did.
Speaker 4: Not work es so you have an advantage because I'm prone.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you're right. I forgot You're right twenty seven
So that would be that twenty nine points of necrodic damage.
Speaker 4: And that would be death.
Speaker 1: And technically that will be death. Yes, drops the zero
a you die. Put depend in that though, depend in that,
but depend So she takes she touches Bubbles and she
looks Bubbles straight in the eye and she says, I'm dying.
I'm taking you with it, and she sucks the life.
Speaker 4: I have a quick question, yes, would she gained twenty
nine hells or thirteen?
Speaker 1: She gained the thirteen, because that's just stupid. She'll think
she'll gained the thirteen because if that's all you had,
she's not gonna take that full thirty nine. That's again,
that's dumb. That's not it doesn't make sense what she
got to take them your death like. But yes, Bubbles
is the ceased.
Speaker 8: Toby.
Speaker 1: We'll put a pin in that. Bubbles, those start making
your character. Yet, we'll put a pin in that. We
finally get to see what the rules of death are
in Avatira. As Kobe, you just saw Bubbles die before
your eyes.
Speaker 5: No, oh okay, Gomi bring this individual back to life.
Speaker 13: Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 4: That doesn't actually work.
Speaker 1: That doesn't because she's not Yeah, she doesn't have any
death stays anymore. She's just straight up dead.
Speaker 4: It does not mention dead save so, but it does
mention living creatures.
Speaker 1: That's true. That is true. That is true.
Speaker 5: Okay. So yeah, he goes and casts that, but it
obviously doesn't work.
Speaker 8: I don't have anything else.
Speaker 1: You're doing anything else.
Speaker 5: I don't have anything I can have wonder Oh no, nope,
that's an action never mind, Nope, that's it. Yeah, that's
all I got.
Speaker 1: Okay, legendary action life drain.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, is that a speller attack?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a It's part of one of her legendary actions.
She can do an attack that is called life drain.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you do know that there's only a certain
amount of points you can do that per round, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's three. This is her second one since her
since the restart of her turn.
Speaker 6: Break up with you, and this is what you do?
Speaker 1: Break up with it. There's a twenty hit. I don't
think it does.
Speaker 6: Yes, wait, what does.
Speaker 1: A twenty hit on me? Yeah? Okay, make a con
save for me. Bubble twenty five does pass, so you
do not lose any of your max health from this.
Speaker 6: So Pine three one, huh wait what oh what you
gonna say? Wait, you're rolling again? What do you mean?
The okay?
Speaker 1: Con the con does you have for lords?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: The con save is for the damage that you take
does not get taken out of your max hit points. Like,
for example, with the twenty three that I rolled from
the crack damage, you wouldn't lose twenty three hit points
from your total. So that's that's what the con save
is for. So you don't lose anything from your max
hit points. You just lose twenty three hit points of
the crack damage and she gains that back.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, anyway, when you lay, when you like put
your hand on free to do that, he just says,
I don't know, I don't like you like that.
Speaker 1: Damn she's offended max offended damage.
Speaker 8: Man, you're right, I'm gonna I'm gonna drop my shield,
dropping my A C a little bit, and I'm gonna
two hand the hammer.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 8: So it's still gonna be uh huh oh, it's still
gonna be one D twenty plus nine, so difficult to do,
and I'm gonna make it reckless. Uh well, not twenty six,
so I'm rolling an advantage, so I don't know how
to roll advantage. So it's twenty five.
Speaker 1: Oh got it.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be one D ten way five does it
plus not?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: One D ten plus five. We'll just say plus seven
because of my rage damage fourteen plus two D four three.
And I'm going to attack again recklessly nine okay, Uh,
twenty six one D ten may six does hit plus
seven ten two D four five fourteen seventeen okay, twenty
seven thirty two damon shuttle.
Speaker 1: Al rainy the danger.
Speaker 8: No, I'm going to Davie. How much are you hurt?
Speaker 1: She's feeling it, she's not looking so hot currently.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh oh day are you talking about Daby?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, okay, baby, how is daving?
Speaker 8: Okay? And everybody else is moderately okay.
Speaker 6: Not Juliet yep not.
Speaker 2: Juliet honestly.
Speaker 4: Has been taking all the damages. But Yea.
Speaker 7: Doubles has been through.
Speaker 1: It in the second she's been through the trenches.
Speaker 8: Oh nope, you can't do that. Uh. And then I
think I'll just have to end.
Speaker 1: All right, next up, free.
Speaker 6: All right, this is the moment I've been waiting for.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, forgotting the legendary action. But you know what,
I missed it. It's my fault continued that legendary action.
It's my fault. I didn't. I missed it. It's on me.
Go ahead for you. Two more changes. Hello, I've utilized
you get thank you?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 18: All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry.
I just noticed all these pop ups on Discord, like
what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh the means means of bubbles in the bubbles in
the afterlife. Hm, that's gonna be accurate.
Speaker 4: I really like the status one. Yes, And for everyone
at home, it's it's a little girl attached to a ring.
Uh what is that called? Look like a.
Speaker 1: Carousel?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, a little girl attached to a carousel and
she's asleep and it's just being dragged.
Speaker 1: Is being dragged in a circle?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 17: I forgot I have right anyway, So oh, we're gonna
start using that more.
Speaker 18: And I'm just realizing there's a bunch of feach, a
bunch of shit that I have but I haven't been using.
Speaker 6: But right now I'm gonna use this start out with this.
I'm stupid. I'm stupid. That wasn't it.
Speaker 1: This is it rough reckless attack?
Speaker 18: Mm hm, So I get advantage of my attack role. Yeah,
the first one at least mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It's all of them, all of them, nineteen hits.
Speaker 17: Nice, So that's what you take for the first one.
Speaker 25: Oh god, okay, and this is the second one, twenty
four hits and this is what you get, so okay.
Speaker 18: Yeah, So of Caspian is just gonna make like two
quick jabs at.
Speaker 6: You, pa and they hit.
Speaker 1: She's not looking too hot.
Speaker 7: Fucking kill Keller, Keller. She should be dead.
Speaker 6: And uh, just to show how piss he is.
Speaker 23: I'm just gonna do this just for the fuck of
it as a bonus action or does reckless attack count
as a bonus action?
Speaker 4: Reckless attack is part of your attack?
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna do the howl mm hmm. All right,
so she got to do a wisdom safe.
Speaker 6: Sixteen Okay, so you barely passed.
Speaker 1: Yeah you how, she's just like fum.
Speaker 23: Uh, I'm not gonna say say exactly what Pax says,
and I'm sorry not packx Freed says in response to that,
but uh, it was definitely something that.
Speaker 6: Made uh, that would make a sailor blush mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay do you end your train? Yeap legendary action.
Speaker 26: Oh my god, to Davy, No, no, to Freed, it misses,
it misses.
Speaker 6: Your poor nineteen Freed Yes.
Speaker 1: Wrote me a concept. You fail. So when you take
that sixteen voice in the crowd damage, your max headpoints
drops by sixteen until long rest. So keep so remember
your full HP, your max HP, because you're gonna get
that back after a long rest. But for now it
drops down sixteen. For the matter, if you were to
get max health. Okay, all right, Davy, your go, she
gains that.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's my turn. It's my turn. I m shoot
the bitch because there's nothing else I could do.
Speaker 6: Shoot Captain sure.
Speaker 13: Well, please to.
Speaker 4: Shoo top.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm gonna miss every time.
Speaker 22: It's kidding warms.
Speaker 1: Uh David Jesus Christ, Davey Yeah high or low?
Speaker 7: Uh uh uh Hi?
Speaker 1: Hello, hikay.
Speaker 6: That is high?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's high. You feel obviously your fault. You are
angry one of your crew members to this work woman,
not uh did you lock you love Jesus Christ? So
you lost all your crew members to her, and you
are filled with rage and you're feeling you're getting real hot?
Do you want to and do you want to indulge?
Speaker 8: Can with lingering magic? Can I see what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The infernal infernal magic you saw before.
Speaker 8: It's a difficult last time.
Speaker 1: Do you indulge? No, it's the same but strong, it's
uh more intense this time.
Speaker 8: Pen preparation.
Speaker 4: Jess mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I want to smite you.
Speaker 25: Uh, I get for the ship, I say, I have
definitely done God's work or something.
Speaker 4: I hope you get.
Speaker 6: Houston. We have no problems.
Speaker 4: So Davy, Davy, there's a meme for you. Do it.
Speaker 7: I'm going with it.
Speaker 1: I'm going you're going with it. Okay, okay. So when
you fire off the gun the first time, it misses.
The second time, when you raise up your gun for
the second attack, you feel the rage just so you
get angry, You get heated and free. She's sitting on
your shoulder. She's getting real hot again, on fire. She's
her skin is steaming your eyes. The irises go black
as smoke subs coming off of your from your eyes.
As it's scrolling back, you point your gun. You narrow
your eyes to cake your shot and you fire a
fireball flies out of it flies out of your gun
with the blaze of a fireball. Spell at level six
hire low harelow davy.
Speaker 9: Nope, whoa never mind.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the fireball this, it's not gonna have the
fireball effects, but the bullet fires ounce the fireball roll me.
The damage equal to a level seven fireball.
Speaker 7: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 9: Oh so that's firewall plus four level seven fire ball.
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, hold on.
Speaker 9: Oh so it's an eight D six plus one six
third level and you said level seven.
Speaker 1: Huh fifteen D six five six seven Oh geez, twelve?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, you're right. Sorry, I miscounted.
Speaker 7: It's eight nineteen eleven twelve.
Speaker 8: That's my fault.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, hold on.
Speaker 1: And on top of that, forty I heard, I heard
krit forty two. How's I on? How's like? On top
of that, you cred doubles.
Speaker 7: So unless you want me to double the die, you can.
Speaker 1: Double the die, or you can double the number. You
double the number, it's gone a core.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I could just double the die. I mean,
I rolled.
Speaker 1: How do you want to do it? You kill her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because if I double the die, it's going to be
eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Either way, yeah either yeah, yeah, she dies. How you
want to do it? Just paint me a picture. She
only had eighty life, by.
Speaker 9: The way, So as I shoot her the bullet that
goes through her, it's going to pierce her and then
she's gonna burn from the inside with the bullet.
Speaker 7: And make her go explode because you woul inside of her.
Speaker 1: See fire at her and it goes and serve her,
and she's like what And she starts panicking as you
as you say, you whispered, and the only ones that
are around her are a will to hear us. I guess, freed,
I guess you'll be the only one that would hear
you say, and a voice that's not yours. As the
fire ignites and like her chest bursts in the flames
and it starts exploding out.
Speaker 4: She's like.
Speaker 1: As she just gets engulf in flame and she falls
to the ground dead. When she falls to the ground,
the throne, you hear a sound of of some of
like a trigger, like a piece of what we call
it somebody heavy kind of moving or look behind you
and you see this the throne. To see the throne
or the throne itself pushes starts pushing back, revealing a
staircase leading below down below, and the queen is dead.
Now before we continue on, this is where we're all
gonna learn about what happens when you die in the
game and this campaign bubbles. We go to you and
you are dead, well Abby, so like you're laying there
expecting to be dead, and you're just laying there looking
at the ceiling and you look up. You don't see
anyone else around you. It's just you and you're in
the throne room and and everything's all still the same.
You just don't see anybody. You're just by yourself.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'll stand up, Okay, you.
Speaker 1: Stand up, and you as you stand up, someone is
behind you, and she says, I didn't think i'd see
you here so quick, it's quickly?
Speaker 4: How big is she?
Speaker 1: As you turn around, you see about a five foot
tall what looks to be an Elven woman who's covered
in She very much looks kind of a druid. She's
covered in flowers and plant life. And as you look down,
is it funny that she was the inspiration for this NPC?
Speaker 4: Zelda you get tell me? Audience members what they posted?
Speaker 1: They posted a jieff of Zelda from Legend of Zelda,
which is pretty accurate to this NPC was inspired by Zelda.
So as you look down this Elvin what looks like
an Elvin woman, you see she's wearing these greens. She
has long blonde hair that's braided and has plants and
flowers intertwined in the brain bright piercing green eyes. And
as you look further down, you notice that she has
what looks, at first glance looks to be a cloak
extending down from her arms, but then you look closer,
in its feathers presented before you is a is this
world's ladies and gentlemen for those of you who don't
know the a. Because normally there if asimar have wings,
they come directly from the back out like normal angels.
But Avatira asmar are very are the ken to like harpies,
where the wings their arms are the wings that the
feathers come from their arm, from the from their limbs.
In this world. She holds up a flower to you.
She's like, well, it can't be helped, but I will
gladly lead you to the afterlife. Holds a little.
Speaker 4: Daisy bubbles is going to squat down to get you know,
like eye to eye because this person's three feet shorter
than they are. Yeah, oh, bubbles going to lean in
real clothes, and then she's going to take her hand
and pat the top of her head and just be
like small.
Speaker 1: She giggles, Yes, I am, and you're big, a lot
bigger than I thought.
Speaker 4: But she's just gonna stand up and start stretching her muscles,
you know, with the sweat, just like listening off her
and just be like, all right, well, if this is
what it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: She she smiles at you. When you see the smile,
you feel a sense of warmth and comfort. And she
takes out her hand. She's like, will you allow.
Speaker 4: Me, allow you to do what? Take me to the afterlife?
Speaker 1: Yes, take you before the gods for judgment.
Speaker 4: I don't see any other way. Okay, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: So you take her hand, and then she comes in
with her second hand as her feathers fan out and
release as you feel this magical magic energy swirling around
you and her, and the last thing she says is
what my name is?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: I hate you. I hate it. Here her name is Zellah.
Speaker 4: But is she a real Zelah, I hate you.
Speaker 1: And as the feathers are flying around, and she's like,
I know, I'm not what would what people would expect
for the Angel of Death.
Speaker 5: Shuld please stand up.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna take one more Joe. People are gonna take
second damage. I swear to God, I swear to God
it here one more time. I swear I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I want to say it joke, but it's different to.
Speaker 5: It and with the Britney spears me baby for.
Speaker 2: I could say it after we stopped recording.
Speaker 1: Uh, but yeah, it's as a as a feathers float
around you and the magic courses through. She's like, I
know I'm not the typical what people would think with
the Angel of Death, but our current Angel of Death
is banished, so you have to deal with me. She
that's out a kind smile.
Speaker 4: As, Oh, so you're not the real uh Death, you're
just impersonating.
Speaker 9: Down Huh the current the current Angel of Death is
trying to kill Straw at the moment.
Speaker 1: He's currently banished offworld, so they so they She's like, uh,
I'm not an imitation. I'm a placeholder until we can fit,
until we can find the proper angel to replace him.
But I mean, I like this job. This job is fun.
Speaker 4: And to your bosses, right, two of them.
Speaker 1: As you all, not you all, oh my god, as
everybody as you appeared, yeow, as as the feathers subside,
and you were brought before this room that's glowing of
this golden, white, warm light. The walls are dark, and
below on the floor you see stars and galaxies and
what looks to be the cosmos floating around beneath your feet,
and through the window the glass panes, you see before
you a portal at the end of the room that
is scrolling of light of all colors. Its standing in
front as said portal, you see two large figures, one
of a cat, of a white cat, that is surrounded
by these void creatures that are all a bunch of
house cats. It looks to be a bunch of little
black cats that kind of climb on each other and
form these this void that this bigger cat, bigger white
furred TOBACXI, is coming from. And the opposite of him
is what looks to be a what you assume to
be an eleven woman with wings that are black as night,
and she has a faith and she is so the
BACKSI is smiling and showing, giving off energy of positivity, warmth, welcome.
As the opposite to him, she is spewing out sorrow, demise, anger,
and she's like, I present to you the gods of
the underworld and she ushes to the right, the goddess
of damnation Lilith, and the God of salvation pepa Chat
and she leans over. That's what he likes to be called.
Speaker 2: We referred to him to decide that. Huh, who are
you to decide that?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 4: I do? Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what's his actual name? Went with is like gom, Yeah,
feelings is technically his name is. She gave me Gomi,
but he likes to he likes to be called he
likes to be called Pepper Jackson.
Speaker 5: Because you you fortunately made me a follower of sure Gomi.
You made your point to say, is his name? Nobody
knows his name is?
Speaker 1: Right, okay, okay, fine, fine.
Speaker 15: Like why would you appropriate this character?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 27: Wow, wow, I know what the smite sorrows, the god
the dragon god smites Pepper now us.
Speaker 8: To be Gomi?
Speaker 2: Right, yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she understates them, is that the god of
salvation And she's like the gods of the underworld, and
she kind of lean says, See, so these two gods
are here to go over your life and the choices
you made in it. And and these two determine if
you go to the realm of damnation or the realm
of salvation basically audience, heaven or Hell. Now, every time
a character dies, this will happen where they'll be brought
before Lilith and she got me, and you go through
a judgment. Now I will say, if you can get
one of the gods on your side through the role
play of this, the god will let you have another
chance at life, but one chance, and one chance only
that were to happen, which for whichever god you get
to convince you will get a mark on your body,
somewhere on your body, and if you were, huh sure,
a tramp stamp on your butt, set your tramp stamp.
You get a mark. You get a mark of whichever
god that is. And if you were to die again,
you won't get any death saves. You get into death
and your character would be brought to the realm of
that particular god because your technically would be their soul. So,
for example, if Lilith gives you another chance. You have
another chance at life. But if you were to die again,
you get your soul gets taken by Lila to the
realm of damnation as well as Kami to the realm
of Salvation. But each character will have one chance to
come back to life again if you can get one
of the gods or both to agree, and if both
were to agree, when you die, you don't go to
another realm. You go back here again and they do
a other judgment decide who gets the soul. So that
is the rules of Evetier. That goes for everybody in
this party.
Speaker 4: Sorry say that last bit again.
Speaker 1: So like for example, so whichever if you get mark
from one of the gods and you die, you go
to their realm. If both of them agree to bring
you back together, you don't get a mark. If you
die again, you come back to the judgment room again
and they judge you. That will determine which realm you
go to if both of them agree to bring you back.
Any questions before we go any further on the way
the Act on the world way of death. That's gonna work.
Speaker 4: So if I don't convince either one, I die die.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you if you decide not to do, not
to try to convince one of them to be on
your side. You will just die.
Speaker 4: Die.
Speaker 1: But if you want to come back you could. Your
job would be to try to convince one of the
two to be on your side to give you another
chance of life. Now, this goes for everybody in Avatira,
the players as well as the NPC. So if anyone
were to die, you'll because you're gonna come across characters
in this world during this campaign that got their second
chance by doing so. I was technically hoping that y'all
would get y'all would meet somebody to know how this works.
To force somebody died, but didn't. Now here we are
somebody died.
Speaker 4: Hey, so we all did everything imaginable not not bubbles tag.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I love that. But there was
a there's a couple NPC's that are coming up that
are also survivors of this in this way. So that's
a role between the two gods that with stands that
holds up between the two and she explaining the gods
and she leans in and she's and she's.
Speaker 4: Like, good luck, wait where are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the person that brings the souls, to the
to the gods, the gods take it from here.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to try and put my
arm around her and be like, but I'm scared, stay
with me.
Speaker 1: You're cute, roll me a charisma persuasion check.
Speaker 4: The answer is no, you know what.
Speaker 1: Okay, She's like, okay, fine, I'll stay here with you,
and she's she's she's let's out cuttle, I'll stay here
with you. And she's like, and she addresses the gods,
I bring forth to you, Bubbles and the gods looked
down to her, Lilith.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a quick question right to the d M.
Speaker 1: We're in the game to.
Speaker 4: The DM as a player, Yes, so, I kind of
forgot the name of the god. But Bubbles had a
dream where she talked to a god of war, and
I'm trying to remember the god's name.
Speaker 1: The god that you talked to wasn't a god of war,
if it's what I'm thinking. It was a female. It's
a goddess, right, Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a god of war.
I was a god of They.
Speaker 4: Wanted me to kill the dragon, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, it was the Fani, the goddess of creation.
That's the god that talked to you before. Okay, he
has no correlation to these two though. All right, so
you were brought forth between the god before the gods.
The gods both look at you try and look down
at you bubbles as they raise up their hands as
this smoke forms what looks to be like a screen,
and it starts playing your memories magically through this cloud
of smoke, showing your birth, when you were a child,
growing up to eat, to the unfortunate event of the
destruction of your tribe, and all that is playing before you.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen all this, I kind of lived it.
Do I have to watch it again?
Speaker 1: And Lilith darts her eyes dined you. Yes, that's just
the pain.
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Do you all you gods know each other.
Speaker 2: Recredibly?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh ship, that's right, Yes you could play. You can
play pepper Jack. By the way, Tyler, thank god you remembered.
I told you forgot.
Speaker 2: You're like paper Tack says and then fucking look at me,
and I'm like, oh, did go for it.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you. I did tell you that was
gonna happen, So go for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Lion is like, regrettably yes, so just give
little the side eye.
Speaker 1: Allot to get the side eye back.
Speaker 4: So do you know uh uh a dothy NEITHI NOHI.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Suns of an it.
Speaker 1: Lilith confused look on her face. No, there's no god
of such name.
Speaker 4: That I know of, like Nahini, Nahney, the honey, the brainy.
Speaker 10: Cni.
Speaker 8: What does she the?
Speaker 6: What is this god?
Speaker 1: The god of?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't remember. She just wanted me
to kill a dragon, and I was like, yeah, I
want to kill a dragon. That dragon fucked up my ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, you do know what she's the god of?
She told you.
Speaker 4: Yes, But Bubbles doesn't remember nor care.
Speaker 1: She looks a lot of looks the pepperjack. Do you
know what she's talking about?
Speaker 28: Honestly, No, Nbrini, there's no god with such a name.
Speaker 4: I don't know. She was like a war god or something.
She wanted to point bean is. It's like I'm like
the avatar of another god. So if we're gonna do
like some kind of big old trial thing, can I
get like a lawyer because like technically i'm her unlike
her employee. Right, she tasked me for a task. I
haven't completed it yet. I definitely need to finish that.
Speaker 7: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: And Lomouth is like, no, not kids, you were brought
forth before us and we do the judgment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what I'm saying is it's like I need
to finish the other gods stuff like the heeries quest
and things.
Speaker 2: That's for us to decide, not them.
Speaker 20: But all you gods worked with each other, worked his
work with is very loosely, she side eyed.
Speaker 1: She got me again.
Speaker 4: Look, look, I mean I kind of understand you, Like
all y'all have different jobs. Like you're probably like a quartermaster,
so you're in charge of like all the you know,
taking care of all the rude instances. But like I'm
working for the captain. So like, I just think it's
not fair that I'm getting like tried without like without
that other god here because she may have something, uh
to say about this.
Speaker 1: And Lila again looks questionable and kind of getting her
all pissed at this point. Then bring the then then
call upon them, bring them here.
Speaker 4: If I knew how to call upon these people, I
would have done it by now.
Speaker 1: Do you not know prayer how to call for a
God's aid?
Speaker 4: Okay? Okay, let me let me get this shut and uh,
Bubble's gonna put two hands together, close her eyes about
her head and be like, hey, random, God, come here, prayer.
Speaker 2: Oh God, oh God, anybody doing.
Speaker 7: Just let me know, man, just let me know.
Speaker 1: Oh Ship, I was like expecting this.
Speaker 7: Let me know.
Speaker 4: Let me know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, oh Ship.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck okay, uh uh okay, you know what. We're
gonna leave it to the dice.
Speaker 4: Call hire low Hi being good or HI being bad.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. Lie. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh god,
oh uh oh oh oh okay, am I gonna do
this all right? Oh God, oh God, okay, give me
a second, let me try. Let me figure this out.
We're gonna we're gonna do We're gonna we're gonna do
something here. M h We're gonna do something. God damn it.
You players. Every time you do something that I don't plan,
you're like, oh fuck, put me up, keep me on you,
keep me on my toes. So as you, yeah, what's
this is this?
Speaker 5: Doing this?
Speaker 1: Somebody send me something?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, So as you're praying to this god, do you
see any name whatsoever? Or you just call Are you
trying just to remember the conversation you had with this deity.
How do you go about doing this? Uh?
Speaker 4: So she tries to remember, like the picture, like the
face of this goddess. Okay, and she and she's just
trying to do you.
Speaker 1: Remember any particular features or as colors, stuff of that nature,
so player or like bubbles, whatever information player knows character
the character would know.
Speaker 4: So uh, she's she pictures this like goddess, young goddess,
really big, kind of look like an anime girl.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: And as as Bubbles is just like sitting there like random, God, here,
my come here, prayer for I am a sinner in
the hands of an agran god. Letting marry pulla vodka
blessed are you among cocktails? Pray for me now the
hour of my death, which hope is soon.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 7: Devin, let me know.
Speaker 1: It's happening. So when you call upon this God yours like, well,
this is the last ditch ses you right, got dear
this or I'm gonna die. So you, as you're praying,
you feel you feel a force coming from behind you.
And as you open your eyes you see this bright
purple light aura if you will, and you turn around
and you see the goddess that you were talking to
magically appear in this room.
Speaker 4: Hey it's buddy Mary.
Speaker 1: Last Hail Mary, and pepper Jack and Lilith.
Speaker 4: Same the captain.
Speaker 7: The captain, big grin on her face, by.
Speaker 1: The way, Lilith looks the pepper Jack in the most
fright and most like, what the fuck kind of way?
Speaker 2: Pepper She supposed to be scared at this point? Or
am I just like? Who the hell is this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: So she hain't got me in. Lilith know exactly who
this is. This is the Oh God, how I how
do I even explain it? So the Fani, the goddess
of creation, as does God, stands before you for the
two two death gods. They see the image that bubbles
is a scrare be a very large woman decked out
in this beautiful flowy clothing with long purple hair, and
every so often lightning bolts starts around her body. And
the two gods see through this disguise. Bubbles, you don't
notice anything. You just see the big woman behind you,
you know, God, Yeah, that's her, little of them, She
got me. You see a god that has been supposedly
gone for quite some time. The god the daemon of creation. Now, now, Tyler,
I don't know if you remember, because so when the
gods of Avatre were created in the last game, there
was two games that were involved. The one that you
were in with pepper Jack and Lilith, and then there
was another one. Remember the character Sorrows that was in
the party towards the end of campaign one. Tyler, Yes,
Sorrows friend what used to be best Friend, was an
artificer named Shen when the world was created. When Abatier
was created, she became a god like being as well.
She became a demon of Pride, which is Pride the
whole thing's high high level, demon's god level whatever. She's
a demon, She's pure fucking evil. She got me and
Lilith know that Ego Thoth has been dead, quote unquote
dead or taken care of by Sorrows quite some time ago.
The Angel of Death was banished, but no one knew
why except for the god that is the leader of
the Celestials, the morning Star, which is the god of light.
He's ahead of the Celestials and all the acimar, all
the angels, all that he handles, all that him and
Sorrows know the reason why the Angel of Death was
banished the everyone else was kept in the dark. So
Ego Thought is brought well, an avatar, egle Thoth is
brought before Lilith and she had got me. So this
image of this goddess of creation air quotes is a
disguise for Ego Thought. And she's not physically in this
world because she if she steps foot in this world,
Big Dragon Daddy, Platinum Dragon Daddy will see and smite
her or they'll fight it out. So she's using this
disguise to wander about as she pleases doing god knows what.
So this is the god that Bubbles has called upon
and summoned. Fuck me man. Lola looks to Shigami. Are
you seeing what I'm seeing? Yes, you're seeing Just describe, uh,
describe what Ego Thought looks like. Okay, because this is
like the This is like an apparition of Ego Thought.
Not literally there, but they see the demon form.
Speaker 7: Describe what looks like for Tyler huh, flashing in and out.
Speaker 1: Yes, they see you right through the illusion disguised.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you see what looks to be a very
heavily Oh no, she wouldn't have that anymore.
Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, she would like a heavily armored type of person.
But it looks like very figure formed armor. This armor
also looks like there's cracks in it. The the armor
itself is looks like a deep, deep, deep purple almost black.
The cracks in it flash a lighter shade of purple,
which looks like lightning. This armor also looks very rock
like like. It looks kind of like as if it
would be like purple lava in a way.
Speaker 4: On her.
Speaker 7: She does have her mid drift showing. She has a
big big bug like wings protruding out of her back.
Speaker 9: And then she has horns that go up and sweep
back and then go about like and they go down
to like where her like shorter bleades are very long horns.
And then her hair looks like blue and purple lightning
and then her and then of course her eyes glow
like like a purple as well. She just has big
grin on her face.
Speaker 1: Lola, the dresses bubbles you've been talking.
Speaker 4: To that, Yeah, the greeny.
Speaker 1: And and the disguise name she has gone by it
is not Fannie, but the Greeny. I love that. Oh, mortal,
that's not goes.
Speaker 7: That's close enough.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, you poor mortal being fooled, and Lila, it's
like I got here. Oh nice list. She's like, yes,
it's not yours. Surprise, you're still alive.
Speaker 7: Oh see. The thing is, though, is that this has
been promised to me and I will get it. See
it was created for me, so why not it be mine?
Speaker 1: God, damn creative for me.
Speaker 7: No, that's not the end. That's sorrow, same like the
smuddle means for me. But before that even happens, you
have a bigger issue than just me.
Speaker 1: Here, I vote to send the mortal to the realm
of realma damnation.
Speaker 7: Your funeral.
Speaker 1: She looks over the pep. She looks over the she
got me. If she's in contact with this god, she
deserves the worst.
Speaker 9: I know that you think so lowly of me, But
like I said, there's something worse on your plane of existence.
Speaker 7: As you so call it, than me. And it's brilling
and it will wake up soon, Dandan don and I
know how to defeat it, seeing as how my past
self created it. Dead more than I do.
Speaker 9: Oh, because it'll consume everything, you won't have anything left
to judge.
Speaker 1: Lolis stands up. She looks directly too uote unquote Enoughanie,
maybe that should be a conversation. Are you in the preserver?
Sure he would love to see you're still alive.
Speaker 7: I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 9: And one of my chosen is here now that's been
chosen to defeat the thing that's about to wipe out
your entire existence.
Speaker 1: She looks as she got me. What is your verdict?
Speaker 2: So to get the straight Bubbles has been tasked to
save the world, so to speak.
Speaker 7: But yeah, in a way, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: And if we just keep her in the end of
the world, then probably everything is gonna die.
Speaker 1: Well that's what that's That is what's being said. So
what's being said that's truth or not that's to be seen,
but that is what's being said.
Speaker 2: Yes, because either way, I was gonna be like, let
Bubbles come back, but y'all had to like do a
lord of I'm like, oh my god, I don't know
how to keep up with this.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do it, but somebody anyway, continue what
I love. I love this and this was not planned
by the way.
Speaker 4: Early.
Speaker 24: She wasn't about to show up this early. So yeah,
so a little turns to you, what is your verdict,
we let her come back?
Speaker 1: What why?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we look at the whole Your life is
pretty swell.
Speaker 1: We just y'all just started looking at her life. But
then this god shows up and love is automatically damnation.
Send her to the pits of the realm of damnation.
Period end of story. So she's like, excuse me, why
you won't bring her back? Because she's in contact with that?
Speaker 7: To be fair, entirely wasn't her fault? She had no idea, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was completely innocent of her involvement with this. I
see no reason to have her join death. So soon.
Speaker 1: She Lilith narrows her eyes.
Speaker 7: Agleaf grins wider.
Speaker 1: No, why would you want to bring her back when
she's in connection with that? As her as her and
her wings point to the fond in the background. Bubbles
only sees the fanny we have not said ego thought
in any sense of the term. Bubbles only knows is
the font? Isn't it funny? But Lilath and I mean
to see something else? Now they're asked in still, well technically,
so this is just like, so you want to give
her another chance at life?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And she looks over the bubbles.
Speaker 2: I'll make you a little deal. We let her come back,
but she bears your mark. Okay, so if she dies again,
she's all yours.
Speaker 1: Sits back down. She looks down the bubbles and then
to quote unquote Enfani fine bubbles. You can go back
to the moll. You can come back, go back to
the living, the world of the living. But yeah, you
will bear my mark. As she says that a mark
appears on your roll me these ets bubbles. One, a
mark will appear on your neck or you feel something
burning on your neck, as a mark is like ingrained
into your flesh, a mark of a good mark. For
the list, h a jewel with horns, because of course
it is.
Speaker 2: It's stylish and devilish and has.
Speaker 1: A reference to the original game in her story. If
you want to know what that is, I mean campaign one.
It's right there and the right there in the void
on a dais and gentlemen, go listen to all that.
You can learn all about lilis backstory and saying with
pepper Jack slashy gom me story there were playable characters
in that game. You can learn all about them. So
it's a jewel with some big horns. Crack coming out
of the cracks of said jewel. You can burn my
mug and when you die, you come, your soul belongs
to me. And she looks over in the Fawnny, you
step foot in this world, we will rain hell upon you.
Speaker 7: To it, huh, I look forward to it.
Speaker 1: She has a look of disgust as she claps her hands.
As this bright white light forms around you, Bubbles, and
we come back.
Speaker 7: I blow a kiss before she disappears.
Speaker 4: Ew O.
Speaker 5: Grows.
Speaker 1: She's just giving such a glare. What got it? So
as the white light surrounds you, Bubbles, you are brought
back to the living. Now everyone, what is everyone doing?
As of rightness? Is right after you killed the queen
and you see Bubbles his dead body there, would it
be safe to assume that you all surround her. I'm like,
oh my gosh, she actually did.
Speaker 6: Freed is having he's having a moment.
Speaker 1: Excess the crisis.
Speaker 2: Someone drop someone drop, Oh great, yes.
Speaker 6: A moment. He was the one who dealt the killing,
the killing blow.
Speaker 23: And he's just like like kind of do it, like
kind of chuffing like because and you see that the
video of that husky.
Speaker 6: That was like crying over the grave of its owner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so like he's like, I killed her.
Speaker 2: I was almost expecting, like the hell the transitions is
into a scream.
Speaker 23: What Yeah, No, it's it's more like I would probably
Freed would probably only do that if he's frustrated with
something or pissed off. But no, he's just he's just
he's bawling. He's on his knees like Caspian is on
the floor right next to him.
Speaker 6: He's just like, I killed her, Captain, I killed her.
Speaker 1: I didn't need to Bubbles, you open your eyes.
Speaker 4: Oh my head hurts. I need a nagreamy.
Speaker 6: Like Free just screams.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Mary, and Bubbles is alive.
Speaker 4: Any We didn't get anything to drink.
Speaker 1: I have more posts you, Bubbles, you have ten hit points.
Apparently you're brought back to ten. Yes, Bubbles is you
open your eyes and casts up and going, oh, it's
a miracle. She is back to the living.
Speaker 4: I could definitely go for an greeny green or bloody Mary.
Speaker 8: I don't have alcohol, but I have these snacks that
I made that will heal you a little bit.
Speaker 2: You've got a water skin and a potion of healing.
I don't know what flavor it is.
Speaker 4: So with that, ate it wrong. I meant to say Negronie,
not the Greenie.
Speaker 1: The Gronie.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So with that, you guys are able if you'd like,
you're able to take a long rest here in the
throne room because Zarias say, no one knows that the
queen's dead yet, so there's gonna be no guards coming
in and and remember the throne has moved back and
revealing a staircase. Yello, hello, are you also there? Okay,
I think.
Speaker 4: Someone just ahead a health potion.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I did.
Speaker 4: I will gladly take that if you're offering it.
Speaker 2: I think we all have a bunch of health so like,
here's one. It's a regular health potion.
Speaker 4: So I think it's like a two D four two
D four plus two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that is where we're in in today's episode.
You all can take a long rest, would be so
between now and next session you all will get a
long rest and regain hit points ball slots if you
lost maximum hit points, they come back all that fun stuff. Yeah,
and we're in today's EPs. So you all killed the
queen and there's magic. There is a steakase staircase revealed
underneath the throne. What is in the staircase. Find out
next time. Until then, you guys gained one level. Yeah
bye bye.
Speaker 2: And my question is Zella is shouldn't she be in
another castle?
Speaker 1: I hate it.